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Speaker: You know what I would have said to her? I would have said to her, I would have said my wife and I just lost our baby and it's... Welcome to the...
Speaker: What's the deal? Let me try that again. It's the Down With DP podcast with Robert Dunn and Ron Prendamano in 3D.
Speaker: Hey! What's up? Hi! Hello! This is actually take two of our show. It's kind of in our business, Robert. Ron's hot. Ron was coming in hot with that audio, buddy. I'm never up this early. I'd click something.
Speaker: Hey, it's all good. the wrong microphone. And Ron's like, me, me, me, my audio is all wrong. I just care about our listeners, you know. It's a little better if it's lower, even in post.
Speaker: That's how that's exactly how I said it. know Exactly. So I think that the audio should be. um Calm down. guys Okay. Oh yeah. Look what I can do.
Speaker: I speaking Stuart. Hold on. But since this is take two, if you didn't. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. So we're going to be talking. Oh yeah. Right. All right guys, we're going to do take three. No. And I'm Robert Dunn.
Speaker: we are the down with the DP podcast. we share We're the now with DTDDB podcast. yeah god We're going to be talking about a few things here. We got some ah stuff that's on fire, Trump. We got ah some annoying influencer shit, sports for Ron, cold joke, and a new segment called Robert Rants, where I rant. Who knew that I would ever do that? um We got a penetrating question. I mean, we got a full show today, everybody. We can't we can't be fucking around today.
Speaker: No, we can't. but We have to have our audio correct, right? i have to Absolutely. With this as a pot, it's literally the one thing you have to have right is the audio. Yeah, I guess you're right. Yeah. um But hey, ah ah you know I got my coffee ready. I had a really funny segment of me um of me ah ah making coffee in the previous take. Man, you guys really missed out. I said, oh man, I have to go get my coffee and it was really funny. But I have my coffee here already. And because I made a joke about fires, you could always do that in post, right? you know
Speaker: Yeah. didn maybe you know Well, much speaking of hot coffee. Just separate take, you know, just do a separate little short because you love it so much. That's true. It's so funny. ah But speaking of hot, Canada is on fire. canada And you made that same joke last time. did. was so Canada is on fire, Robert. Canada is on fire. But why, Ron? Why? i honestly don't know why they're on fire. I just know they're on fire. Probably the same reason yeah like things things in ah l a Oh, gender reveal parties. And yeah, yeah yeah exactly that's exactly it. Why is Canada on fire?
Speaker: Rising temperatures, prolonged drought, decades of fuel buildup. Yeah, that's fun. So all those maple leaves drying up. Yeah, yeah, I guess so.
Speaker: So what's crazy is that these fires are so big and they're devastating. And I do feel they're the biggest fires, but they're much bigger in America. i do. look god i do I do feel for the Canadian people. But also what's crazy is that once again, the smoke is coming to the United States.
Speaker: Wow. It's in like Lake Michigan. They're crossing our border. The smoke's crossing the border the border. I want to see fucking papers, bro. It's insane. See, they're they're taking our air.
Speaker: Other countries coming in. No. Okay. You're not experiencing. You've experienced. you you You know how bad a haze can get when a fire so big. It's insane. For those that haven't experienced it, it's like the apocalypse out there.
Speaker: early apocalypse now and maybe later right now um no maybe later um okay apocalypse later yeah yeah exactly um it's it's got an orange hue at sunset um you can look at the sun and like you can just stare at the sun because the literally the rays it's it's like it's like the rain of trump over our skies like like when scar took over pride rock Not exactly, but I mean, wow.
Speaker: it's It's insane. Like, um I'm wearing a mask again, Robert. Oh, that's nostalgic. i Yeah. yeah do you feel like Do you feel like, oh, I remember this fun time. Listen, COVID with the mask wearing thing as a flight attendant during that time period.
Speaker: hmm. Fucking hell. Yeah. Fucking hell. So, I mean, it's just kind of weird now because, like, during the pandemic, you would wear the mask inside places. Outside, you'd kind of take it off.
Speaker: Now it's the opposite. I feel like I could all wear the mask outside, but once I get inside, I'll take it off. Uh-huh. Weird. It's just, I mean, I guess that's kind of how should be. Do you see my coffee cup?
Speaker: Not really. can you read it? Is it backwards for you? You are my favorite. yeah did your bubble look give you that maybe or maybe i got it who knew maybe we both got it oh that's so cute yeah anyway i hope any i hope these fires stop soon same because i'd like to go outside and play and i'd like to breathe outside again Yeah, you love playing hopscotch and four square, all that stuff. That's you. All those city games. Yeah, ah with with the kids, which is not weird.
Speaker: This is not weird. Funny story about that. Okay. Actually, as I got out of the courtroom, really funny story about that. Okay. Jess and I are going to one of our favorite ah burger spots, hamburger America, burger King. Oh no, no, no hamburger America.
Speaker: Okay. Really good burgers next time you're in new York. Oh, I honestly, I'm always on. I, I'm so down for that, but go on. Sorry. Yeah. So yeah um there was a, it was a beautiful day last summer and it was a park or maybe it was like late winter, beautiful day.
Speaker: And it was a park and it said, do not enter the park. um If you don't have a child. Well, I'm short and Jess is with me. So it was fine. No, um, You could also just find a child. There were like three dudes already sitting at the park, like either playing chess or talking or just drinking coffee, whatever. Looks like they were all from work break, whatever. And there were no kids in the park.
Speaker: Nobody there at all. So my wife and I go, we sit on the bench. We just chill. No kids in the park. What the hell? Mother comes in or nanny or whatever it comes in with her two kids or something like that. Right.
Speaker: And she just turns and stares at me. Oh, she gives you a Karen stare? Yeah, but says nothing to the three dudes chilling over there. Oh, that's weird. I'm sitting with my wife. Uh-huh.
Speaker: And she's over here staring at me, and we're but like, fuck you. There were no kids in here when we were sat down. And then we kindly got up and left. But yeah, that's my ah lady thought I could have been pedophile story. Yeah.
Speaker: Oh, well, if she came up to you, you could have acted like you could have talked real slow and she'll be like, oh, he's like a child. You know what I would have said to her? I would have said to her, I would have said my wife and I just lost our baby and it's so happy to be here. in this Yeah, yeah, yeah. She had the miscarriage at this park, actually. And it's. so no, the baby died. yeah Oh, the bear. Oh, post. My God. Yeah. Oh, no, I was going full morbid with it. Oh, yeah.
Speaker: Okay, cool. Yeah, that'd be cool. um ah That'd be really We were talking about something and then I got into my story. Canadian wildfires. Yeah. But um but yeah, ah something. um Yeah, that that I do like that joke, actually. you know You know me. I do like dark humor to an extent if it comes from a place of comedy and I think that does. that it Because I was completely innocent sitting there just enjoying a park.
Speaker: Yeah, and you know you know, I know that Chuck E. Cheese has that same rule, right? Or was that true? Do they actually have that rule? Could I just go in and have a slice of pizza or? No, no, I think you have to be with kids. You have to be part of the party or something like that. Yeah. And that's why David Bustons exists.
Speaker: Exactly. No, but those things are good, though. You want to protect children at all Oh, absolutely. It's just that Chuck E. Cheese is a play place full of games and adults like that, too. So that's why we got Dave and Busters. So this way you can go in and there's alcoholic drinks as well. And you can have a good time. And that's why I love David D and the B. I love D and the B. We are not sponsored by them, but um maybe we could. Oh, man, that would be a cool.
Speaker: That'd be cool. It'd be better than me. Sorry. D and B live out, leave out the C. C stands for crumble. oh Oh, wow. That was a terrible. um I was going to say, yo are you down with DP at the DB?
Speaker: Come and see me, Robert and Ron and Ron. RD and RP. Yeah. ah here's Here's the thing as far as you know you know, I said that joke wasn't funny and I meant that. um How do you tell a friend when um maybe you don't? I think the answer is don't fucking say anything.
Speaker: But how do you tell a friend who? This is just mean, but how do you tell a friend that the content they make is not funny? Do you just not say anything?
Speaker: Yeah, I don't say anything. yeah Okay. Because I make content. I don't expect everyone to love it either. You know what I mean? No, we've gotten some hate comments and stuff like that. For sure. Especially when we touch on religious stuff. That's fun.
Speaker: Yeah, that's really fun. um But yeah, ah I don't know. I've been seeing some ah stuff pop up recently and I'm like, oh man, this is terrible. Like stop, stop making these. And it's not, um this is someone who isn't writing stuff on their own. They're they're hanging out with someone that makes sketches. And okay I'm just like,
Speaker: stop hanging out with that person. They're not funny. It's so, it's so cringe, but I don't know. I think that's just me being a negative Nancy. I mean, if somebody asks me for their honest opinion, I'll give it.
Speaker: Yeah. um I've had plenty of friends. throughout my comedy career who I love as people, I may not be a fan of their comedy, but that doesn't mean they're not funny.
Speaker: Right, right. You know what i mean? So it's kind of the same thing. Just because their content I don't like doesn't mean I don't like, like, doesn't mean they're not good. Yeah. um And then there are times when people actually just suck. um Did you happen to see the the election ah speech at all?
Speaker: i did I saw some of it, yes. The one where Donald Trump says that it was definitely stolen in 2020. Oh, yeah. oh yeah Oh, yeah, yeah. We got... but that He has proof that China stole 220 million voter registrators. Wow. That really happened.
Speaker: um So let's... Why is he still on that? i He won. i know he lost, the set but he's he's in his second... Why do you give a fuck anymore? so Remember in 2016, it was proven that Russia interfered with our elections.
Speaker: Yeah. Who won that year?
Speaker: Trump. Yeah. Okay. Next time come around. China interfered with our elections. Okay. And Biden won. Okay. So we have two elections where we had foreign interference.
Speaker: Okay. 2024 rolls around. twenty four rolls around Trump won. Everyone thinks it could be, it was fraud again. Musk had something to do with it. well What is it? Star? What is it? Starlink?
Speaker: Yeah. Musk had something to it. They think that that's a conspiracy theory going around. Right. The bottom line is we need to stop fucking with elections. Yeah. That's what it comes down to. Does he have action? I haven't, I mean, I know says, I didn't go to white house.gov. That's oh yeah house not go. went out that go I did not go to that.
Speaker: Um, because I think it's bullshit. I think it's complete bullshit. Yeah. And if he did win 2020, well, we would have been done with him by now.
Speaker: Right. Maybe. Uh, They, uh, I mean... I'm sorry. i'm sorry. to To continue the entire pandemic under his control, thank God we got rid of him when we did. Yeah, absolutely. Because, like we talked about last week, the cyclosporiasis, all the people eating lettuce and Taco Bell saying it's our fault and everyone shit themselves now, a lot of those reasons that this is happening is because all those agencies that checked that stuff, they got rid of.
Speaker: yeah Yeah, yeah, absolutely. They got rid of it. So... You know, make a baby robert kennedy make America healthy again. Well, if you're basically putting all of us on your version of slimming tea and we're just shitting our brains out to lose weight, well, then I guess you're succeeding.
Speaker: Yeah. ah If you want to lose weight, people order Taco Bell. ah Funny enough, it's coming from the vegetables. Not you would think it would come from like the bad quote unquote. Here's here's another. I know we talked about this last week, but it's still a hot topic. Mm hmm.
Speaker: Like, with the people are still... Like, I'm getting annoyed with these people that are like, oh, you see? Vegetables are the problem, not meat. No, you stupid fuck. It's a checks and balance, this thing, man.
Speaker: You know how many times chicken gets contaminated? There's a salmonella outbreak every year. Right, right. Give me a break. I mean, it's yeah because we're not checking. Anytime you grow something and mass produce it, if you're not checking for the things, something's bound to happen.
Speaker: okay It's just what it is. Yeah. that's it Yeah. So basically grow your own produce and the story. But if you, you can still eat your veggies, cook them down by frozen.
Speaker: Right. ah They say if you want, this is true. If you want to be extra safe in ah sanitizing your fruits and vegetables, what you can do is do a a wash where you do one part vinegar and two parts water and the white, white vinegar,
Speaker: can uh sanitize it so that's one way to help fight it do you know how many cultures pretty much do that already yeah oh yeah okay i remember especially when it comes to meat the whole vinegar wash and lemon and thing like that yeah a lot of cultures do Do you remember when we were growing up, there was I don't know if it was Clorox. I don't remember who was doing it, but they came out with a, ah it was like in the laundry detergent area. It was like a, to clean your fruits and vegetables.
Speaker: Do you remember that? It didn't really take off, but I remember seeing commercials. It still exists. Yeah, it does. Oh, I think it still exists or some variation of it. Yeah, they would, uh, they should be, we should be seeing commercials for that shit. But I remember seeing this video to don't know if you saw that influencer that went grocery shopping.
Speaker: No, I did. So super out of touch lady. This is so crazy. um And it's it's so like aggravating such an out of touch person. Now, she she is someone that orders from Sam's Club and she claims in her video that Sam's Club like couldn't get her order. And so she had to go out and shop.
Speaker: And so she films herself going to these this grocery store, a normal grocery store, and she is acting like she's in. like the apocalypse she's like i can't believe this this is so crazy oh my god i can't believe i'm actually here and she's acting like she's too good to go to a normal ass grocery store and she's looking at all the fruits and stuff like all these fruits look so bad oh my god and she has her annoying ass friend with her like you know so it's like you can imagine what kind of grocery store did she go into
Speaker: Oh, it was like, honestly, it was like a typical regular. Yeah, like a Winn-Dixie. It was typical regular grocery store. house for the West Coast people. Yeah.
Speaker: It wasn't like she was in this small dinky farmer's marketplace. She was in a regular ass grocery store. But also it's like if Sam's Club isn't delivering your produce or whatever, why not just shop at Sam's Club? Why why do you why even go? if yeah Where do whit do you go shopping?
Speaker: Oh, so I go shopping. ah We have a – so I do either go to Walmart or I go to, L.A., Ralph's. ralph Love Ralph's. Love Ralph's. Oh, okay. I love Ralph's too.
Speaker: Yeah. Ralph's is really good. so Yeah. There is C-Town just around the block from me, which I'll go to if I need like something quick. Because of my allergy my wheat allergy, I will order from Whole Foods a lot of time. And then my wife's grandma, who we live with and help take care of, she has memberships to like Walmart, BJ's, things like that. So we'll order certain things from there. So kind of a bit of everything. But I noticed something that people in the suburbs don't really deal with.
Speaker: And like... but how do i say it's like people in the suburbs have a completely different view of grocery stores than people that live in a city okay for example okay c-town is a major brand yes but my c-town is a very localized market okay there's lot of caribbean out here okay so you're gonna find a lot more caribbean things like was talking i was talking to my sister about um i was gonna make ah something vegan and i needed a vegan creamer or something like that okay and i'm like i don't know if my grocery store has it my sister's my sister who lives in florida she's like oh yeah every place is gonna have it oh i can find it anywhere i'm like oh sweetie that's right you never left suburbia you only know of publics and walmart winn dixie and aldeans and all those things yeah it's yeah and it's like a jack of all trades master knocking it it's just like sometimes if i want something i have to venture out to find
Speaker: Yeah, ah we have a ah a grocery store called Varata. but ah but by art artta It's basically, i it's it's more in like ah like more like Mexican ah produce and stuff like they have kind of everything, but it's obviously like four towards that. So I shop there too, if I want specific ingredients and there's one right by me. So it's super convenient. i mean i've I've gone to the, to flushing to go to certain Asian markets to get stuff I need from there. Hell yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, I have a really cool place, man. I know that you're going to be in Burbank and I'm going to be at San Diego Comic-Con at the time. ah But I would have totally taken you to this place. go Oh, or if you're looking for good Italian, there's a place called Pinocchio's near you.
Speaker: And i feel like' I feel you said it's good. I feel like they're lying. Why that? I'm lying. Yeah, your nose is growing. That's why. you're Oh, all right. Um,
Speaker: fifty We do have a studio audience, all Ron's friends. And but up half half of ah Pinocchio's is like a go up and order at the counter. But then the other half is like a bakery and market. So I always thought to like go there and and buy some Italian stuff. You know what I did? Actually, true story. I was driving back from Carpinteria.
Speaker: ah California on the way back to LA and I stopped and and these are everywhere not just California but you ever see like you're you're driving down the road and you see like just a sign that says fresh strawberries pull over here we grew in Florida we grew up Florida of course we have I never stopped at those. And I did this time. And I got myself a big ass thing of strawberries. And it was fucking awesome. So I'm... um um Yeah, yeah. It was like 12 bucks for like three like big baskets. And I've been eating strawberries like crazy, man.
Speaker: um But to that that influencer again. so really annoying. Look it up. You can find it. It's gone viral. And she's just being so obnoxious. Like she's too good for the store. And she's just acting like she even says something like, this is so weird. I feel like I'm in in a simulation. Like, this is so weird. And it's like, shut the fuck up. It's, but also what makes you think like anyone's going to relate to you there? Because there are people that, you know, it'd be like, if I,
Speaker: I don't know, like how to shop because there are dollar stores that have produce. And it's like if I made a video being like, I can't believe I'm shopping at the dollar store because there are people that do have to shop there.
Speaker: You know, so why? i also think it's i even if it's it's a good choice, like there are certain things you can go to the dollar store and get that you can get it at the any other store. Yeah. But you're getting it for significantly cheaper price, which. Makes me ask the question.
Speaker: Now, when it comes to produce, as far as like fresh to not, as far as selling fresh, you probably want have like a week's time, a couple days to like really sell fresh fruit. sure and So a dollar store that does sell produce, like how much older is it really, if at all, than like your typical grocery store? Like, should I be shopping at the dollar store? I don't know.
Speaker: So... They're, okay, um I can't remember the name of this company that used to we used to get food delivered to us. They they eventually joined with misfi Misfits Market, okay? and um We don't get them delivered anymore because the timing is just awful. They were dropping off at five in the morning, and we're like, we're coming home from work. no We're not here yet.
Speaker: um So they specialized in ugly produce. So all supermarkets, when it comes to produce, nuts, things like that, they have to look pretty.
Speaker: They don't look pretty. They don't look pretty. They get thrown to the side. They get thrown away or thrown to the side or to you know food banks or other companies that do that. Other companies that will um sell the ugly produce at a discounted price.
Speaker: yeah So if The Dollar Tree or Dollar General or or Dollar Store whatever get it has produce. And it looks funny if it's not bad.
Speaker: A little blemish on it or something like that. I mean, if it's not bad, go for it. i Yeah, go for it. I think most adults can look at something and go, oh, that's not bad. Oh, that's not good.
Speaker: Yeah. but if you buy celery stalks and they're all brown, obviously they're not good. Right, right. But there's couple blemishes on them and stuff like that and you're getting them for $3 cheaper. and they yeah and they're kept at proper temperatures and things like that. What's what's the issue? Right, because if I bought fresh apples at the store and then I didn't eat them until three days later, is that the same as me going to the dollar store and buying it and then eating it that day? It might it might mean it might not be the freshest as in their shelf life may be shorter.
Speaker: Right, right. But as long as they're kept at proper temperatures and environmental settings, and yeah, i don't I don't see what the issue is. Yeah, i don't I don't really see it either. i don't think it's that big of a deal. Check out that video, everybody. It's so annoying. But, you know, um unfortunately, I don't have a... We're going to get into cold jokes, everybody. You don't have one?
Speaker: No, I don't. I'm so sorry. But, hey. I'm sorry. But, hey, Ron does. I'll read Ron's. I'm sorry. i re ros i'm sorry I'm sorry. Robert.
Speaker: let's Let's do it. Let's do it, everyone. All right. Ron's just insulting me. I just called him a cunt. Twice, twice, by the way. You're just outing me, motherfucker. Yeah, I held back the tears. All right, guys, cold joke number one.
Speaker: ah Okay, from Ron. It has been confirmed that this Sunday, President Trump will attend the World Cup final in New Jersey. The last time he attended a sports championship final was game three of the NBA finals, where the Knicks lost to the Spurs at Madison Square Garden.
Speaker: Their only loss. Now, unlike the and NBA finals, the World Cup is only one game. I guess it comes down to who Trump wants to win. Whoever he wants to win will lose. Since he likes Nazis, I guess Argentina will lose.
Speaker: if All right. All right. yeah Oh, I, I just, they, they, there we go. There we go. I, um, I watched a world cup game with someone.
Speaker: Um, I watched the soccer sports match and it was fun. Yeah. I watched the, Argentina and, ah ah Swiss, ing no Switzerland, Switzerland, Switzerland. Yeah.
Speaker: Um, and few weeks ago, man, they hated Argentina. They were just saying they were racist and stuff. And we're going to get into sports. I could just go into it right away if you want. ah Yeah, but basically I'll just ah keep it short. ah They ah there's a huge difference I've noticed with people who are the energy of rooting for their team to win versus rooting for a team they hate to lose. And there was way more anger than excitement and it made the whole room awkward.
Speaker: I'll just say that. But I mean, ah but i mean, we're I mean, since we're going to sports anyways. is Ron with sports. Well, Robert, I'm happy you brought up the fact the World Cup that you actually watched the game, which is shocking because you never watch anything. The only thing you watch is your coffee brewed while trying to make a shitty segment about Canada. Anyway, you're welcome. So here we go. We have the World Cup final this Sunday. We have Argentina versus Espana. Spain, for those of you that don't speak any form of Spanish, that is what is going on with the World Cup and the third place match between England and France.
Speaker: i Remember that lady that that i always said that lady that did the ah da la la la la the pageant and she went France. stler That's who I'm thinking of right now. Yes, England and France on Saturday for the World Cup Final. Just had the All-Star Game. We had the American League beat the National League. And I forget who the home run derby champion is. I think want to say Justin Walker.
Speaker: Let's take a look. I forgot. Who knows? Who cares? But Robert, i am to Jordan Walker Jordan Walker be Kyle Schwab to become home run derby champion Robert I have to tell you I am very excited about this World Cup Argentina won last year so it' would be the first time in a few World Cups and this country is repeating however i would like to see Spain do it again Spain won in 2010 against oh these people also hated Spain So yes, speaking of hatred towards countries right now.
Speaker: These are two of the most whitest Spanish speaking countries in the entire world. Okay. and Maybe that's why they hate them. However, Argentina
Speaker: They don't consider themselves Latin. They consider themselves European. So that's how I'm heard. So there's a lot of hatred towards Argentina. Messi, Lionel Messi, the GOAT, yes, or Lionel Messi, depending on how you pronounce it.
Speaker: Messi's great. he's He's the greatest player of all time. Definitely one of them. When is the final, final game? Three o'clock Sunday. Wow, really the final game. That's crazy. The final game of the next World Cup. The next World Cup will happen in 2022.
Speaker: You know what? 20, 30, 20, 30. This is not really hate. This is just like a note. What do you think of the FIFA trophy?
Speaker: you have any? Because when I see it, it looks like it's not finished. It looks very like, it looks like paper mache that was spray painted gold because it's so like textured, but it doesn't look, it looks like it's like wrapped in tinfoil.
Speaker: yeah Yeah, it's a little, it's, It's a little... i right It's not a cup, that's for sure. Yeah, which is funny. it should be. It should be a cup, yeah. um Like, the Stanley Cup is a cup or a bowl. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, it's...
Speaker: Yeah, it's like it's almost like too textured to me. I'm looking at it right now. looks like I wish it was smooth. I wish it was smooth. kind of looks like a giant hand just grabbing Yeah, it doesn't... It looks ugly. It looks like a creature came from the toilet and grabbed your scrotum. Yeah. Oh, my God.
Speaker: ah yeah it I don't know. I i mean, it's it's one of the most sought-after trophies in the world. Yeah, that's true. You would think it would look better, but...
Speaker: But hey, who am I? Who am I? It's not for me. I'll tell you what. I did call it last episode or the episode before that. I want Spain to win. i think Spain's going to do it all. I think it would be awesome if Spain won. Okay. i mean It's going to be a tough match.
Speaker: I mean, that's true. That's true. What is this? I don't know these sounds. So guys, this is going to be a new segment we have. It's called Robert Rants. And this is when I just have a topic off the top of my head. All right, Robert. And we're going to get into it. So let's do it.
Speaker: Here we go, everybody.
Speaker: All right. So the rant I have for today is something that I dealt with recently. um I'm not going to drop names. I'm not going to say who how I know these people or anything. But I was at a little birthday party and um there were kids around and it wasn't the kid's birthday, by the way.
Speaker: which, by the way, even if it was, i don't think this is right. And they had this really nice, fancy cake. Like, it was really fancy. Had, like, the chocolate, like, straws sticking out of it. It looked really nice. And the kid, there was this there was this kid, and he started...
Speaker: picking out the chocolate straws from the cake and eating them before it's all sliced. It's just sitting there. And it's not like he picked one. He started picking all the chocolate straws off and then all the little designs on the bottom. He started picking at everything on this cake because it had like a lot of design and stuff. And he started picking at the chocolate on the side. And it was absolutely disgusting. And no one was doing anything about it. No one was saying shit. And I'm watching this and I'm making eye contact with people. and I'm like, I even said under my breath, I'm like, is anyone seeing this? Like, am I? I said it way quieter, but I was like, is anyone seeing this? Like, like, what what's what's what the hell is happening? What is happening? Like the kids just basically eating the cake with his hands. No one says shit.
Speaker: No one says shit. And I'm not saying you like yell at the kid, discipline him, but Either the parents or people that are related to the parents that maybe have that because I obviously don't have that authority whatsoever.
Speaker: But even a relative could be like, hey, hey, let's let's wait. Let's wait till we slice the cake. You know, you don't have to like scold the kid. You don't have to yell at him. But just be like, hey, hey, we're actually going to slice it. You know, um no one did shit. And it it I'm telling you, Ron, the amount of anger i was like, I had to walk away. I was like.
Speaker: no This is insanity. This is insanity. And then now you're going to slice it and serve it to everybody. Like, what the fuck is wrong with you? So that that's my rant. Like, and this is a trigger. This is a trigger because this happened to me when I was a little kid, when I was like five or six.
Speaker: um ah There was a kid who was actually younger. He must have been maybe maybe I was like seven. He was like six. And he started eating the icing around the bottom of the cake all the way around. No one stopped him. I don't care that he's the fucking birthday boy. You're serving this cake to everybody. I don't want little kid slobber finger on. He took every bit of icing around the cake. I'm like, look, unless you give me a slice in the middle.
Speaker: That's what I have to say. So I don't know. what What are your thoughts? I mean, would you be aggravated? Because I definitely was. You see, Robert, this is what happens when you let the liberals take over everything. no There's no discipline, brother.
Speaker: So, as a childless human being, as a childless adult... Same. um And I have nephews and nieces and little cousins and stuff like that, so
Speaker: I see this on the planes all the time. People just, I don't know if it's our generational trauma of our parents over, over disciplining us in some cases or yeah abuse in some cases.
Speaker: um Yeah, that's fucking wrong, man. Yeah. did you have it Did you have any cake after you saw that? Well, I waited until, like, they sliced a cake that was from the other side. Okay. And they had they had two cakes, by the way. And one of them I thought was going to be, – It was going to get out. But I think I don't know if it was the same kid or the kid's brother who is younger that started picking at the other cake and still no one's saying anything. i' like tell the Did that any parents see them or talk to them during that day oh I'm sure everyone was around the table. This kid was doing it out in the open with people talking at the table. No one gave a fuck. And I'm just like, dude, this is like what that I dude. I i just I was pissed. I could see my sister.
Speaker: She would absolutely yell the kids. Yeah. Don't touch that. Yeah. I can see her absolutely doing that. um You know, it's, it's, people just don't want to parent their kids anymore. It seems like sometimes.
Speaker: Not all anymore, but sometimes. Or this, not that I'm against it, the gentle parenting thing. Right. I think gentle parenting can work, but like if your kid is touching food with like their slobbery, disgusting hands. Yeah. That other people going Other people are going to consume somebody, an aunt, an uncle, the 97 year old grandma who can barely see shit, but she saw that.
Speaker: Don't touch that. like That's what you need to do. Yeah, and and again, i I didn't want this kid to be yelled at or punished. I just wanted – No, no, this was not a punishing type situation. It would be like, Justin, get away from that. yeah That's it. or You know what I really wanted? I just wanted a, hey, we're going to slice that. you know just give it us i even you know I even cracked the joke at the table. I'm like, hey, can he get the first slice?
Speaker: It's like cut this kid a slice right now. But I think he did get a slice and he still went back to the cake itself because he wanted to like take off all the like fancy – Yeah, and he wasn't like three. He was he was old enough to understand. was probably like seven.
Speaker: Yeah, something like that. I got the vibe of a seven-year-old. Was he special needs at all? No. oh No, because that changes the conversation. is Yeah. um Yeah, it's it's hard to base off one into interaction of that with the kid, but the parents should have said something. now Somebody should have said something.
Speaker: Yeah. even but and if it Let's say I was hosting the party and it wasn't my kid and another kid was touching that. I would tell them, sweetie, don't touch that. Right. Right. yeah Absolutely be an author to figure in that and tell them no.
Speaker: Yeah, I wasn't related to the kid whatsoever, so if I said anything, it would be out of line. I'm sure when we post a segment of this, people are going be like, obviously you two don't have kids, you don't know what you're talking about. And it's like, maybe we don't.
Speaker: But if it comes to simple simple hygiene... this yeah public Yeah. I don't have to be a fucking parent to know not to take apart a cake. Like also another thing that annoys me with other parents is, I don't know if you ever get this, but, um, it's always parents that ask the no child people when they're going to have kids.
Speaker: You're never asked. Hey, when are you having kids by people who don't have kids? So I have a whole thought process on don't love to hear it yeah how to approach people if they want children.
Speaker: Okay. Okay.
Speaker: I think the best way to approach kit ah a couple that has no children, especially Jess and I. Jess and I, my wife Jess and I, we have been married for 11 years. Together for 17, we have no kids.
Speaker: Right. And I will be perfectly honest, the reason why we don't have kids, the cards did not always align. And sometimes there was some medical shit involved. Gotcha, gotcha. That's all I'm going to say. I'm not to get any further than that. Yeah, yeah, for sure.
Speaker: However, unless she gives me permission to talk about it, but otherwise I'm not But so we ah technically never tried to have children. Gotcha. Okay. We've never been like, all right, all right. Are you ah ovulating? This is the time. Let's go. Let's try. We've never tried because the cards never aligned. And now we're we're almost 40. And it's like, you know what?
Speaker: We really want a kid. We'll adopt. Right. Because we don't I don't want to put my wife at risk. Absolutely not. Okay. So if you find a couple, and this just my personal experience.
Speaker: If you ask a couple, do you i think the question should be, do you want kids? That's, do you want kids? Because kids are a want, they're not, um you don't have to do it. You don't have to have children.
Speaker: Yeah, it's it's more of like it's people, it's always like the parents putting their nose in the business. It's it's it is it's exactly it. It's never a childless person saying that. I think the worst thing you could do is say to somebody, why don't you have to Yeah, yeah. That is the worst fucking thing you could say. Because I've had friends who have tried and tried and tried and they don't have kids.
Speaker: Or they've tried and tried, had miscarriages, and then, you know, had a baby or, you know, marriage ended or whatever. Like, I have friends with so many different stories, horror stories, on trying to have children.
Speaker: Sometimes there's miracles, sometimes there's not. Yeah. You don't try to, you know, shame people into having children. Right, right. okay Oh, why don't you have any kids? You chose to have kids, okay? Maybe you were drunk one night, you forgot to take your your birth birth control, or you forgot to use a condom, or whatever, and you had kids. And now this is- Yeah, I agree. I think I get triggered by ah people that ask questions about serious future decisions, even down to marriage. It's it like people that really like poke you and egg you on about engagements and pregnancy. And it's like, can you stop?
Speaker: I have. Why do you? I've never, I've never in my whole entire life ever. I'm sorry, I'm mad. I've never asked anyone. When are you getting married?
Speaker: When are you having kids? It's not my fucking i like business. I have asked friends that, but I, it was always, I'm not the kids part. No, not that.
Speaker: If they've been around, like if they've been together like 10 plus years, ah but yeah. then i've asked and I've asked them that or, or I've, I'm really close with the person. to do that. Right. Okay. Or I'm just being an asshole and just fucking, when getting married? When are you fucking going do it? Like, just fucking with me. Yeah, yeah, see what But like i said, usually I know the person very well when I do that.
Speaker: Right, right. I have friends who have been together for many, many years and are not married. Yeah. And are they going to get married? I don't fucking know. Right. I don't know. Do what you want.
Speaker: Yeah, yeah. Who cares? It's like, just stop asking I mean, as long as everything is... You know, okay, marriage makes things easier in a sense, like when you pass on, everything is taken care of, more or less, okay? Right, right.
Speaker: Like, if you're not going married, and you don't want to get married, then just make sure you have all your ducks in a row. In yeah case something happens. I mean, look at the look at the gay community. Look at that.
Speaker: um um My uncles were gay. They were they're they're both long gone. But they, you know, they were born in the late 30s and early forty s Very different time. They didn't get married.
Speaker: Yeah. But they had all the in a row. I mean, they weren't allowed to get married. I think my – actually, they never got to see gay marriage legalized because my one uncle died the night before our high school graduation. Wow. Yeah, there was lot going on that day. Ron, go make a speech. I don't want to. Yeah.
Speaker: I mean, look at Lindsey Graham, you know. that's yeah it's It's sad, okay? Lindsey Graham, I mean, not my favorite politician. But if he was gay, which most likely he was. He was. Yeah. he I mean, he also wasn't married. It's sad he couldn't, unless he really didn't want to live his truth, it's sad he couldn't live his truth. I mean, he was even against like, you know, the gay community and everything. It was just a- He was only, a it's it was a it was for his career.
Speaker: Yeah. And I don't condone that at all. I understand it, but I don't condone it. And it's sad that you that you are so worried about what people are going to think and how people are going vote you out because you like the same sex.
Speaker: Yeah, that's really sad. And I hope I hope we don't have many more politicians like that. But then again, Donald Trump is still so it's yeah, it's it's, you know, that's it just like ah he could have been in a denial of his whole life, you know, you know, like like like when it comes to the whole abortion conversation. OK, and this I think this works for marriage and I think this is works for people having kids and stuff like that. I am pro mind your own damn business.
Speaker: Yes, that's kind of the whole point I'm saying. That's like it is none of your business. Right. Right. Jess and I want to have 15 kids. We're going to have 15 kids. Yeah. If we want to start fostering kids, we're going to do that. If we don't want to have kids, which we're not, um even though they would be gorgeous. um No, it's nobody's fucking business. And you you know what the question is after you have a kid?
Speaker: When are you going to have another one? Like, what about the last one? That's about who gives a fuck. No. Stop asking I'm shooting blanks now. So the answer is no. I want to be like I was until you asked me. I don't know if I'm shooting blanks. Like I said, I've never, we've never tried to have children. Right, right. So I don't know if she can. I don't know if I'm able. We don't know.
Speaker: Yeah. But yeah, it's just so annoying and obnoxious. People need to mind their own fucking business. anyway Exactly. But hey, you know, that that was Robert Rance. I kind of went into Robert and Ron Rance. No, that was good. That was good. That was good.
Speaker: So, but hey, um but thank you. ah That's the new segment. But um one of the things that, ah if I'm ever stressed out or anything, ah one of the things is I will, I'll eat very poorly.
Speaker: and Oh God, I love Carl's Jr. Oh my God. I buy like pizza rolls and I i buy Chef Bordy, everything I ate as a child, basically. But when it comes to like,
Speaker: I don't know. all right Would you say you're more of a fan of cooking or do you tend to actually go out? You just took the words out of my mouth. um So Jess and I... Good thing we don't have kids. just that they can get Jess and I can get very lazy.
Speaker: Yeah. Me too. With Uber Eats and... You know, the amount of cultures in New York City, you know, Thai one night, Jamaican another, Chinese the next, burgers the next, um Ethiopian food Friday. I mean, there's so many options we have. And same in L.A. There's a lot of options there. we will We tend to order out a lot. However, last night from scratch, we made jambalaya.
Speaker: actual Cajun jambalaya. And the difference between Creole and Cajun is Creole, like in new Orleans is, has tomatoes in it. Cajun does not. So we didn't, there's any tomatoes in it and, um, and do we, and chicken thighs and delicious made it from scratch.
Speaker: So we, our, our kitchen's kind of going through a small renovation right now, but we do like cooking from home. We really do. Um, At our apartment, when we lived in Teddy, we used to cook all the time.
Speaker: All the time. Now, yeah, I think we tend to order out more. she I prefer cooking more than I think she does. But um yeah I would say, but at this point in life, it's more ah it's more ordering out.
Speaker: Yeah. I mean, there's obviously like ordering out there's a specific places I'll be in the mood for it's, it's not so much out of laziness. It's more out of like, Oh, I haven't had that place in a while.
Speaker: Yeah. sometimes that Yeah. Yeah. I made an amazing Tuscan chicken, ah cream sauce, which it was so good. So like, I do like cooking. I enjoy cooking. I enjoy looking up recipes and stuff like that.
Speaker: Um, but, uh, Yeah, when i'm when i'm if I'm down and about, some people turn to the bottle. I don't. I turn to a nostalgic food that I grew up with. And that's not good either. You just say turn to the bottle?
Speaker: Yeah. Like alcohol? Yeah, I don't turn to the bottle. oh Oh. Well, like i tell people i like I tell people, I don't have a drinking problem. I have a lot of problems, so I drink.
Speaker: Oh, perfect. Oh, I love that. um But ah yeah, I am definitely someone that I go to Pizza Rolls, Hot Pockets.
Speaker: um I go to Chef Laura Luckily, I can't even hit lot of that shit anymore. But um anytime I find a gluten-free find that's equal, yeah, I go into it as well. yeah Oh, is that what I think it is, Robert? Yeah. So it is going to be that time, everybody. We're going into it right now. So let's do it.
Speaker: All right. So we do have a penetrating question, everyone. Open me up. Do we want to, ah I guess I can ah i can ah ask it. So ah this is from Mary.
Speaker: Mary 69. It's like that. sex I know. I know who it is. Okay. Do you know that sexual position, Ron 69? So i have a feeling that's what she's referencing. ah it's It's actually, ah it's actually a guy.
Speaker: Oh, he's one of my, ah his name is Mario. He's one of my bingo callers. Oh no, i was trying to make one of my bingo regulars. I'm the bingo caller. And every time Oh 69 comes out, um, they, we ring the bell like, cause the, every bar, every good bar should have a bell. And they ring the bell.
Speaker: Kinda, but not as, but more fun. And, um, rings the shit out of the bell and we all take a swig of our drink and, Oh, because it's like, oh, 69. Yeah, because we're all a bunch of purfleds playing bingo at a bar. Yeah, so you should come out Tuesdays, 9 p.m. every Tuesday. I'll be there.
Speaker: So, yeah. So is this is Mario. Love Mario. but what is he This is Mario with the girlfriend, right? Or the wife? Lynn. Lynn. Lynn. Yeah, yeah, yeah. len mario Love them.
Speaker: So ah Mario or Mary O 69 asks, do you think there should be a term, an age limit for judges, Congress and age limits for president? And that's a great question. And I think that's a great question to ask, especially with the recent. I don't know if we've ever touched on this, actually. No. i don't oh With like the recent, um what's his name that just died?
Speaker: Not Lindsey Graham. Yeah, let's grant Lindsey Graham. I made a bunch of jokes about him last time. He was the one who recently died. Mitch McConnell. Mitch McConnell. He's still alive, apparently. Yeah, okay. But whether he's alive or not, ah yeah, i absolutely i absolutely think there should be ah an age limit and a term limit.
Speaker: I don't know why people like Mitch McConnell are allowed to constantly... run over and over and over again to infinity until they die. So they're officially brain dead and still have a job.
Speaker: That's insanity to me. Why them? And why not the president then? Like, why is it because it turns into a dictatorship? Like that it, the issue, the rule should apply to everybody. So the presidency already has term limits.
Speaker: Right, right. Okay. and It does not have age limits. Senate doesn't have either. kind um The House of Representatives doesn't have either. So this,
Speaker: never I mean, this was a conversation when Franklin Delano Roosevelt was president because he was elected four times.
Speaker: I definitely think there should be either age limits or term limits. Definitely on the Supreme Court. Oh, yes. Yeah, absolutely. Or there should be a voting process for the Supreme Court.
Speaker: Because, I mean, we vote we vote for our other judges. Why can't we vote for them? Right, right. Yeah, what why can't... Wait, so we don't decide on the judges on the Supreme Court. that No, thatre they're appointed by the president.
Speaker: Yeah, that's that's obviously appointed by yeah but you're by the matter republican as bias. that's biased. Appointed by the president, approved by Congress. Yeah. hu That is how we get them. every our other Our civil judges and stuff, we vote for them.
Speaker: Right. So I think for the Supreme Court, what we should do is let the president continue that process of appointing them stuff like that. And then we vote, I don't know, maybe maybe after, I don't know, like the Senate, maybe six years.
Speaker: her We vote for we vote vote for them. We actually vote for them. Maybe we should change that instead of just being a lifelong seat. on the bench yeah because um in mitch mcconnell's situation i think he i think this could happen to anyone that they get really comfortable because they know that their state loves them and so even when it comes down to election time they kind of know they're gonna win you know they get a little bit comfortable i think a good example of that uh nancy pelosi yeah Nancy Pelosi was in the House of Representatives.
Speaker: Okay. was Speaker the House. First woman Speaker of the House. lot of history there. Never. Me personally, I've never been a big fan of Nancy. But, you know, her and I have kind of been the same team in a lot of situations as in the past years. So Nancy controlled basically her this her um her her district was basically um San Francisco.
Speaker: Okay. That was basically her area.
Speaker: She is single handedly one of the most, if not the most powerful person in the Democratic Party or was. Yeah. Who the fuck is going to challenge her in a primary?
Speaker: Right. Right. Especially with all the money she has. Who's going to challenge her? Yeah. Because if you're a new and up and comer, it's going take so many more resources. You have power. You have money.
Speaker: You have control. gosh, let's see. All those feed to ego. Why the fuck would you give it up? Right. So do I think I do? I think there should be term limits.
Speaker: No, no, I don't, Robert. OK, don't think there should be term limits on the Senate and the House. I do not. Because a lot of presidency, yes, because a lot of times they do.
Speaker: I think they do really, you know, they do really well. Like people of Vermont love Bernie Sanders. Right. People of New York love AOC. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, they love her.
Speaker: They love... People Kentucky love Rand Paul. I mean, you have these people in play that people really love. So why, when they get to a certain age, some asshole comes along and ruins everything?
Speaker: Right. So... Well, I mean... that just But should we do something... Sorry to cut you off. Should we do something to... Make sure that they're doing their job properly and not just go, you ready to c croak like Mitch McConnell or ah the one ah representative from California, the senator from California, but Diane Feldman, is that on it? I don't remember.
Speaker: She died recently. So, yeah. There's... I do think we need to look at it. i don't know I don't know what the solution is, but we do need to look at it. As far as the presidency for age limit, maybe. Yeah. Maybe because, I mean...
Speaker: it's all it's all it's a hard It's not an easy job. It's one of the hardest jobs the world. Here's a question too. yeah in Mitch McConnell's situation, why – mean I kind of have an answer. Why do you continue to do this job when you're that age?
Speaker: Is it because – a few things. Is it because you know that when you retire you're entering the last chain of your life? Is it because you want to hold on to that power? Is it because you don't know anything else? So if you did retire, you wouldn't know what to do with yourself? think it's wanting to hold on to the power.
Speaker: me too.
Speaker: Look at Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Yes. Okay. Wonderful woman. You know, definitely a pioneer. Absolutely. And what she has done for our country. She held on a little too long.
Speaker: Yeah. She probably should have given it up when Obama was still office. But she tried to hold on to the next election and she couldn't. Right.
Speaker: So now Dude, do you remember how fast they were the second she died? Oh, yeah. Let's go. It was lightning speed. Like, I couldn't believe it. I was like, oh, she just died, and they were immediately in meetings to pick the next person. It was crazy. Oh. Yeah, I definitely remember that.
Speaker: i do wish the Supreme Court would not be so... like Clarence Thomas, so aligned to a party and loyalty to a person. Right. Like, you go to the Supreme Court, fuck your political beliefs.
Speaker: It is what, and it's and it shouldn't be how you interpret the Constitution. It should be what the Constitution says. Right, right. It's not a Bible. Okay, it is a living document that can be altered, which everybody seems to forget Well, very much like the Bible, they can cherry pick it and interpret things the way they want. Well said. narrative Well said.
Speaker: Yeah, it's. ah It's. Yeah, i I do think we should elect a Supreme Court justice. now And I know that's not what Mario asked exactly, but that's I think that's the solution to that. I would probably and be in favor of term limits. It doesn't have to be two um if we want to see what they can do. Like if they are doing a really good job or you're in favor, you know, and again, they they still have to get reelected, but maybe three terms. I don't know. There's there's obviously some ah math to that. But, you know you know, there's no no term limits for the governor of New York.
Speaker: that true? Yep. No term limits. So Kathy Hochul could be here for another 20 years. and He's doing a good job, right? She? Kathy? Oh, no, no. Wait. when i I'm sorry. I'm thinking of ah ah sorry i'm thinking the mayor.
Speaker: Oh, Mondani? I'm going to run for mayor. Mondani's doing very well. But there are term limits on mayor. I believe it's two. yeah I love to be a mayor of like a small town.
Speaker: Because i want i want i want to I want to walk around in a white suit and a big hat. You remember remember um Doug Dibidone, owner of the Demsdale Dibidone? Oh, yeah. from Fairly Oddparents. I want walk around like him.
Speaker: i'm Doug Dibidone, owner of Demsdale Dibidone. you Do you remember the wrestler Glenn Jacobs? No. You may better know him as Kane, the big red machine. Okay.
Speaker: He is mayor of Knox County, Tennessee. Oh, this guy. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. He's mayor of Knox County, Tennessee. And he's a Republican, but people seem to love him out there. Apparently he's doing a good job.
Speaker: All right. Well, cool. Hold on. Sorry. Like with the no term limits thing, the problem is, you know, people say, well, then just vote him out. yeah Okay. You could do that. Sure.
Speaker: Just vote him out. How many Democrats and how many Republicans are going to vote for the other side? Right. Not a lot. The swing voters, sure. Little bisexual voters, now they don't care. Yeah.
Speaker: yeah But nobody, like, i I haven't voted for a Republican and in a while, since 2016. I voted for Marco Rubio. I thought he was going to do a better job. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I can cut this part out. It's fine. No, it's okay. I'm not ashamed. I thought he was going to bridge the gap between Cuban relations with America and Florida and America. And obviously he sold that his soul. So cool.
Speaker: yeah Yep. Yep. hey yeah You live and learn. So that, but I haven't voted for a Republican since. Right. Because i just don't agree with what, most not and not everything, but most of the things I don't agree with.
Speaker: Some things I do, but most of the things I do not. Right. I just can't vote for them. And even though so sometimes I can't stand the Democratic candidate, I still vote for Yeah. And this is what they want right now. They want doing it.
Speaker: I get it. I get it. Oh, fucking hell, Well, ah does it make you does it make you want to drink at all? I kind of do. i Do you have one? I do. i do.
Speaker: Okay. Well, hey, buddy, old pal, we're going to get into this now. shit.
Speaker: All right, guys. All right. So Fire Robin beer, for those of you that don't know, Fire Robin beer basically translates to after work beer. And since this is after we're finished, about done with the show, it's time to have a drink.
Speaker: So today I've seen this brand before. i don't know if you've ever seen it. Happy Dad Seltzer. nebs i don't know if I don't know where it's from. This is of the watermelon flavor. 5% alcohol by volume.
Speaker: It is from... I don't know where it's from, actually. 10 sugars, 100 calories. Fuck yeah. It better be from America. I don't know where it's from, actually. It doesn't say.
Speaker: But let's ah let's see if there's any color to it or anything. Let's see if there's a natural flavor. I don't know. Seltzer. Not a big seltzer fan. Yeah. I mean, I like them, but I don't at the time.
Speaker: Dirty Wartell seltzer I love. We've spoken about that All right. So the color of it is very seltzer color, there which is clear, transparent. Actually, there's a little bit of a yellow hue, it looks like, maybe from a watermelon, maybe from natural flavors.
Speaker: m The eucalyptus tree. Tea tree oil. Odd fact about Ronald. Highly allergic to eucalyptus. Oh. Highly allergic. If I smell somebody using Vicks or a cough drop on the plane, I start violently coughing.
Speaker: Wow. Man. Getting old sucks. Prost. Prost.
Speaker: All right. Does it taste like a White Claw? No. now right Now, is this something that you think you could get shit-faced on, or would you sip it and enjoy it? 5% alcohol, seltzer, this is something you drink, and you know you're going the distance. You're not going for, you know. I can go the distance.
Speaker: I will drink my way. i just had a snot bubble come out. it no don't Don't edit that. i think We're natural, okay? We're natural. were natural oh ahha um So it's at first it starts off with like a nice watermelon flavor, and then it comes down to a like kind of like a, almost like a cotton candy fakeness.
Speaker: Okay, I hate cock candy flavored things. Yeah. Maybe except for ice cream. It might be because it's a little warm right now because it's been sitting in our room for an hour and change. It's not warm, but... um Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker: So I usually rate these by a Schmecht, meaning for Schmecht gut, meaning tastes good, or Schlecht, meaning it's bad.
Speaker: I'm going to give this a Schlecht. Wow. All right. Well, there we go. No, if when I drink it again. Sure. But this is a Schlecht. All right. Well, cool.
Speaker: um It's too fake tasting. So ah anything you want to plug? i know where we have to head out, but um I was going to say this will air Tuesday.
Speaker: so i have a show.
Speaker: Technically, it would be tomorrow if this airs on Tuesday. 7.30 at QED Astoria on the 22nd of July. i am hosting this bad boy. Ooh, MCing.
Speaker: I'm having MCing in a few shows. I'm very excited about that. Maybe I'll go. I'll give you a buddy pass. don't care. Hell yeah. And then, um yeah. That's it.
Speaker: um I know my my segment, ah my segment, my ah my plug, unfortunately, is happening tonight ah at in Glendale, California. VHS Society is putting on a double feature of Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Cannibal Comedian. So going have a whole cast of. We did sell out of this show, which is really exciting. I never, never said that I was in a show that sold out. So we extended some tickets, but, um, by the time you hear it it's been a week's time. So I'll probably talk about how it went next episode, but just a, just a little fun, exciting stuff, um, for tonight.
Speaker: So I'm really looking forward to that. And, um, After that, I got, I think also, no, not yet. Okay, so Comic-Con is coming up, so I'll get into that a little bit maybe next episode.
Speaker: And yeah, that's really it, Ron. So, hey. I mean, I'm just excited for the World Cup final. i I don't have much going on. just I have a show coming up and don't have any projects right now, but maybe I'll have something.
Speaker: Okay, cool. I don't know. um Well, ah in that in that case, everybody, thanks for listening. And ah I guess that's that's really all I got. If you got anything else outside of saying goodbye, then I guess we can end it there. This is not great.
Speaker: This is not great. This seltzer is not great. All right. But it got ah it got a schmect? It got a schlecht. I got a schlecht. Oh, my goodness. and know I know. I never give a I rarely give schlechts.
Speaker: But this is just kind of like, no. Well, hey. Well, we'll see you on the next episode, guys. Thanks for listening. And sayonara. Bye. Bye. Hey, everyone. Thanks for listening to today's episode of the Down With DP podcast. If you want to support what we're doing, please head to our Patreon, where you'll get bonus content, extra access, and other cool perks. We'd seriously appreciate the support.
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