Golden Bachelor in Paradise - Week 7

Sammi saw people on Reddit talking about being tired of BIP, but how is that possible with all of the glorious shake-ups on our hands? The Golden Bachelor Women Tell All was predictably amicable with, of course, a moment that made us cry. The beach has been so dysfunctional, it's why we love it. And we get an update on the poop heard 'round the world!