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Speaker: Love is Blind is back, the one show where everybody has a lot to say because we are dealing with an elevated, more intelligent form of The Bachelor, which was our blueprint.
Speaker: Naturally, there's so many other dating shows today, but when I say it's elevated, I mean that everybody could get in their car and go to their partner's house. Whereas in The Bachelor, you have to move to a different state. And sometimes you even got to move to Canada.
Speaker: It's flawed. It's a joke. Love is Blind is not that. And Love is Blind has really made a conscious effort of not only casting like 21 to 26 year old Love is Blind loves to cast people in their mid-20s to their mid-30s.
Speaker: I'm here for it. That's what we want to see. and We want to see success. Unlike Love Island, where everybody is basically fresh out of effing high school, only old enough to legally drink. It's an absolute joke.
Speaker: And it shows in how many of those couples break up within a few weeks, if not a few months. So let's talk about what we are here for.
Speaker: i like covering the toxic women and the toxic men of Love is Blind. And somebody said, and I think it's true, this season, season 11, Love Boston, it seems as though they are choosing men that they don't feel are raging, stereotypical F-boy assholes.
Speaker: We are not getting everything that we have received on pretty much every season of Love is Blind. And I'm not going to go down the list, but as you know, these of men have tended tend to have the most audacity And honestly, I miss it. I need it.
Speaker: i you know, posted that. You know, basically, where, like, I need a vertically challenged man. I need a short little man looking a beautiful, accomplished doctor, wealthy doctor in the eyes and telling that woman that he only dates women who do Pilates the That is what I need. That is what's missing from this season, at least thus far, right? Like, let's be for serious. The way how that little leprechaun-ass man set the internet on fire, that's why we come to this show. We come to the show for the these moments.
Speaker: We will never forget Megan Foxe. Chelsea needs to go down in reality TV history as one of the most iconic, entertaining, psycho-ass, consistently psycho-ass bitches of all time.
Speaker: Every single episode, she was arguing. Point-in-blank period. Right? We got our Chelsea... I mean, first... first season epic then we have chelsea we got you know the fake megan fox we have miss epi pen who was honestly a baddie like she was fun to watch on tv um she she like messed up her face with plastic surgery but that happened we had brett and tiffany we had irena who was so terrible to zach saying he looks like a cartoon character we
Speaker: get some really great moments from this show, and the Boston season is a flop thus far. I'm just going to call a spade a spade.
Speaker: One of my biggest issues with the Boston season is that the men are unattractive. And the women are attractive.
Speaker: Now, I'm not saying everyone, and I'm not saying across the board, but the men are unattractive and or they're losers. And going back to the whole, like, people claiming they look like a celebrity thing, Rob said that people tell him he looks like Travis Kelsey.
Speaker: Where? Where, Rob? I don't wear no glasses. Are you telling people that you look like Travis Kelsey first? And then they're... but confirming and they're saying yes because they don't want to argue with you because there is a huge difference between people saying something to you and versus you telling people something and then they just agree because a lot of people are not are non-confrontational and they're passive but guess what us viewers we don't see Travis Kelsey bitch we don't see Travis Kelsey I'm sorry so whoever told you that you look like Travis Kelsey
Speaker: They were making fun of you and trying to see if you agreed. You do not look like Travis Kelsey. I'm sorry. Again, maybe some type distant ass relative of Travis Kelsey's, but I did not look at this at Rob and say, you know, you know who he looks like?
Speaker: So it's like, but I i don't mind that. i watched I want these people to go on Netflix and tell us that they look like a celebrity that they absolutely don't look like.
Speaker: I'm here for it. I'm sat for it. You know, those are the moments that I have to depend on because this season is a flop. It is a flop. The men are ugly. I'm sorry.
Speaker: They're ugly and or they're broke and or they're annoying. The women are beautiful and or they're accomplished for the most part. Right?
Speaker: um What else was I going to say about this season? they The way how they like to cast men who are so unserious, men who have jobs that do not lend themselves to marriage and fatherhood.
Speaker: Like we got that with Alex's broke ass soccer player, soccer coach. um investor, broke motherfucker, lives in Airbnbs, lives with his hoes. Like, we, these are the people that they cast.
Speaker: And they hit him up on LinkedIn, like, love is blind. I don't know what's going on with Kinetic's casting department, but I want to think that everybody in casting is a fucking Nepo baby to explain why they get people in casting who don't know how to do their job and who DM people instead of going through applications.
Speaker: Somebody said that all of the men were cast from dating apps and and Love is Blind loves to do that. They love to do that. And Love is Blind is huge. So if Love is Blind hits you up, I know with every fiber in my body, I would say yes. And I don't know who wouldn't.
Speaker: On the flip side of that, Love is Blind is no longer showing us the people who don't make it out of the pods. We used to always see the people who don't make it out of the pods interacting with the people who do make it out of the pods.
Speaker: And season 11, we just don't see these other people at all. Like, how tragic. You tell everybody you're going to be on Love is Blind. And yeah, you sign an NDA, so you don't say it in advance.
Speaker: But I'm sure maybe you leak it to your close friends and family. But you tell people, and then you're not, you get no airtime. um So season 11 also seemed to um shorten the amount of time we saw these people in the pods.
Speaker: Which i I'm fine with. I don't really, I'm not huge on the pods. um But... season 11 cast wise absolute flop absolute flop um but i will now talk about benita instead of getting into talking about how the men were flopped um We don't need to see this, though.
Speaker: We really don't need to see such a such a mismatch of these women being baddies and having their shit together paired with clowns. We don't need to see it.
Speaker: I really wish that the casting department wouldn't do this shit. It's fucked up. Like, you don't have to do this to get an entertaining show. You just don't. um And then you look at Love is Blind UK. Everybody on that show was basically a 10, and it worked.
Speaker: If you cast beautiful people, they're gonna get married and stay married. That's what season three of Love is Blind UK proved. They weren't taking all these men who are fours and fives and pairing them with eights, nines, and tens. And everybody got married and stayed married. it's a not It's not a complicated formula.
Speaker: And you cannot tell me in a city like Boston, boston that has harvard mit all of these schools where the people who graduate are making more money than we will see in our lifetimes you cannot tell me that you cannot find a man or sorry men in boston who got bread Looks and bread in Boston, bitch?
Speaker: I mean, all of the top schools are there. All of these kids are old money, nepple babies, new trust fund, bitch ass kids, or in industries where they're going to make a lot of money.
Speaker: There are men there who are put together who could be put on this effing show. But instead you get a boat ass captain who's basically 40 and who wants to just be at sea.
Speaker: who Who supposedly wants kids, but he also wants to be at sea the whole time. And he wants his bitch to be at sea. As if that's any type of healthy lifestyle for an infant, toddler, or child.
Speaker: So... Clearly, I'm too passionate. Let's talk about Benita's bitch ass. Now, Benita is um Albanian. and let's see here. I am so worked up.
Speaker: i I am such a worked up ass bitch that I'm not even remembering Benita's stats. Okay.
Speaker: I forgot. Okay, now I remembered. So Benita is from Kosovo. And when she was three years old, she had to leave and walk.
Speaker: to save her life with her family at three years old. She says it was very traumatic, but do you remember three years old? Hopefully you don't. Hopefully you don't. Bonita also says that her dad owns a bunch of businesses and she owns all of them. So I would assume Bonita has bread. She's a Nepo baby.
Speaker: Good for her. Um, Maury, one of the guys on the show, I'm not getting into him right now, he says that he's a boxer. Benita says that she's a UFC fit fanatic.
Speaker: And that's the thing about this show. It's funny how people, like, they really harp on the dumbest thing in common. Like, ah people have said it before, but it's like, if if you're talking to somebody who likes peanut butter, that doesn't mean you should marry him.
Speaker: Like, everybody does. Like, they choose to be hyper-focused on the most trivial and insignificant similarities on this show at least what we're shown at least what they air not what's on the cutting room floor floor so Benita tells um Maury quote you're such a good talker I don't even know what to do I just feel like you're so perfect and I don't even know what to do with myself right now I'm walking around the room
Speaker: You're a boxer. You're Irish. I love your voice and I want to trust you so bad. But something about you, I'm not there yet. End quote. And I remember she had another quote here that I put on a separate screen.
Speaker: She goes, I feel like I can fall in love with you, but I don't know if I could trust you. Okay, so here's the thing. You shouldn't.
Speaker: You just met someone. You should not trust them. You just met them. So why are you saying that? There's nothing that you that there's nothing that someone you just met can say to reassure you because you just you just met the person. You don't know them.
Speaker: Right. So it's like she wants him to tell to give her a reason why she should trust him. And it's like you just met him. You really, really shouldn't. You you shouldn't be going this hard in the paint.
Speaker: Here's the thing. It is unattractive to me as a woman when a guy comes ah comes on really, really strong as a woman, even though the guy is supposed to be the hunter.
Speaker: I cannot imagine how unattractive it is for a man when a woman is coming on so strong. It looks desperate.
Speaker: When a man does it, it looks desperate and questionable. When a woman does it, it has to look desperate. very, very odd. Like what is wrong with her? Why is she acting like she has no other options?
Speaker: Because men always assume that women have all kinds of options typically. So when you come on really strong, you're basically saying, I got to try so hard because nobody else is interested.
Speaker: And a man wants what another man can't have. A man wants what ah another man is seeking. So if you're giving the impression that ain't nobody wants you, it's not sexy. It's not hot.
Speaker: So Bonita says to. Let me see. She definitely didn't say it at that point. Maybe she did. So this is what I have in my notes.
Speaker: It must be in this sequence. Bonita says to Blake, every ah everyone in the world loves and respects Americans. They don't have a choice. Okay. End quote.
Speaker: So here's the thing. is everyone the world? Where has this bitch who is everyone in the world where has this bit traveled Why does she say everyone in the world loves and respects Americans? The opposite is true.
Speaker: The opposite is true. So I just, I mean, when she said that, that was so cringeworthy. It made me feel like she is not cultured. She's not educated. Every like, but she's like, yeah, Europeans don't like Americans.
Speaker: It's not just Europeans, bitch. Globally. most people they're jealous and envious of Americans and some of the perks we have but overall they have deep disdain for us um and they talk shit about us with every and mock us with every single opportunity they have um and I just when she said that I just like on my rewatch and when I first watched I just thought to myself like how many people in other countries do
Speaker: watched Vanita say that and so like threw their head back and started laughing their ass off because nothing could be further from the truth and her saying that proves that we are stupid and we are are arrogant because she said everyone loves and respects us and they don't have a choice okay thank you Thank you for solidifying that stereotype that we are arrogant and ethnocentric and incredibly ignorant and stupid. Thanks.
Speaker: So Benita tells Blake, this is next on my notes. I have so many problems with this, y'all.
Speaker: I have so many problems with this. Benita tells Blake, quote, I have never slept around. I've only been in one relationship.
Speaker: I would just wait until I'm ready, she means for sex. I don't kiss guys on the first date. I don't want anyone to get the chance to say that they were with me.
Speaker: I always have been thinking about my future husband, and I want him to be able to say nobody knows what it's like to experience her, end quote. Okay, here's the thing.
Speaker: I am very familiar True Love Waits. and abstaining until a marriage. And, you know, look at the dumbass Mormon wives. Can't stop pushing out babies because they waited.
Speaker: Look at what the Christian church tree t pushes and teaches, what the Catholic church judger pushes and teaches. Sorry, what these religions preach.
Speaker: I'm familiar with this. So what Bonita said to me, it just sounds like religious propaganda. Right. And the problem is, like, I do think there's nothing wrong with waiting until marriage.
Speaker: That is just an honest belief that I have. And that is not going to change. And that that has nothing to do with um or it it I feel that way because I was raised to believe that way.
Speaker: Right. But outside of how I was raised, that's just a true belief of mine. However, I believe that if anybody is going to abstain, they should abstain until after high school or after college.
Speaker: I don't believe that anybody should be sitting there abstaining as a grown ass adult because their partner will be experienced and and they're putting sex on a pedestal.
Speaker: They don't know if they're going to get married. They don't know if their marriage is going to last. Like Jessica Simpson abstained. I guess she had her hoe face, thankfully, but like she's just an example of like she abstained and then, you know, so what?
Speaker: um It didn't work out. So anyway, I don't like that she says she doesn't want anyone to get the chance to say that they were with her.
Speaker: Bitch, I promise you it's not that serious. You were one You are one of many. Nobody cares. Nobody. i won't say I'm not talking to Benita, but there ain't a single man on this earth who would give a shit.
Speaker: that his bitch has been with somebody else. He sure as hell has. Or if those men those men do exist, they are little dick men who are probably abusive.
Speaker: She says she's always been thinking about her future husband and she wants him to be able to say that nobody knows what it's like to experience her. But bitch, you said you've already fucked.
Speaker: So didn't you already have sex within your one relationship? Because you say you've never slept around. You say you've been in one relationship.
Speaker: you want You like to wait until you're ready, but you want your future husband to be able to say nobody else experienced you. So which one is it? Didn't your first boyfriend experience you?
Speaker: Or are you saying a lot of this because you're you're afraid of what your family will think? I hope so. But the way that she says it and the way that she behaves, I would not be surprised if she really does consider her body sacred and sex sacred because of how she was raised and indoctrinated. And it's like, honey,
Speaker: nobody Nobody cares. Like, nobody cares if you had sex, how many people you had sex with. And and your body count is never going to be any anyone's business.
Speaker: But, like, how is your husband able to say that he's the only one who experienced you, but you had a relationship? I'm confused. I'm very confused.
Speaker: So, Maury, yeah sorry, he says that Benita love-bombed him. And he just was doing this to sound sought after and to entertain the guys and Maury has never been love-bombed in his life, especially not to this degree.
Speaker: He should kind of expect that given what the show is, but he was really like doing too much um with Maury throwing herself at him. It wasn't that serious.
Speaker: Like it was possessed, but it really wasn't enough for him to be really dragging her or making fun of her in the way that he did. I didn't really appreciate it, but I'm no fan of Mori's.
Speaker: um The thing is with Benita and why you shouldn't go so so hard in the paint for somebody early on, I do not think that Mori is Benita's type.
Speaker: I do not think that Benita would have liked Mori. Now, Mori thinks he's handsome. I have no idea why, But I don't think that Benita would have been in the past.
Speaker: Moving right along. Sorry, Benita says that Maury's the only one that she connects with. She says this when she's in the women's quarter. She says she really likes Maury. And she says somehow fate has brought us here.
Speaker: Maury is one of the psycho ass bitches. One of the psycho ass bitches that they put on Love is Blind and I am Faithful. Not Maury, sorry, sorry, sorry, Benita. And it's like, thank God, because this shit is boring.
Speaker: um Maury calls Benita Rachel as a joke, and Benita never gets over it and I don't understand why she can understand it's a joke. On top of it, they're all talking to multiple people. Like, it's just not that serious, even if he did call you somebody else's name by mistake, but Benita is psychotic.
Speaker: Bonita is psychotic. She's definitely good TV, but I don't like her because I think I don't like her because she's serious and I don't like her views about like basically saving her body for her husband. Like that's so problematic to me.
Speaker: Because, you know, notice how she doesn't say she wants a man who waited. Like it's very problematic. So. Maury, and he's over Benita, but he tells her, here's the only voice I recognize when I walk into the pod. So he basically tells her he's been waiting to talk to her.
Speaker: He's leading her on, even though he doesn't want to be with her. It's like he's talking to her just for the camera time, just for the memes. So Benita goes, OK, whatever. Cheers. I wish you knew what I looked like. I wish you knew everything.
Speaker: ah oh Excuse me. So Benita is conceited. I don't mind it. She's pretty. I don't mind it. She's sexy. I don't mind it. um So Maria tells Benita, I'm very tall and handsome. It's going to look great.
Speaker: I, again, do not know why this man says that he's handsome. I have another quote of his where he said he's not. Let me just pull up the direct quote. It's like, it's so egregious that I have to pull up the direct quote.
Speaker: He makes a comment where he says that He isn't Leonardo DiCaprio. I'm not seeing it, but that he's handsome.
Speaker: And I just, I don't know. Like, I don't wear glasses. Like, what am I missing? And you know what? I have a pet peeve, too. I really don't like people taught like telling me what I have eyes to see.
Speaker: Like, I had a roommate who would tell me that she has really good hair. And it's like, bitch, if you had really good hair, i would see it. But the good hair is not in the room with us.
Speaker: So I didn't appreciate her telling me that. um So Benita says, you need to be humbled. And Maury says, Captain Blake is a great guy. I'd marry him and the beekeeper guy. And oh, I don't know what his name is, Kennedy.
Speaker: So Maury wants to end things with Benita. So he tells her to date other men. And Benita goes, I think you're an asshole. You called me another girl's name earlier.
Speaker: And then Maury is just like, you just like me. that I have such a great voice. And she goes, ah he goes, you don't love me. I have a great voice. And Benita goes, I don't love you. And I don't think you have a great voice.
Speaker: I don't want to stay in this pod anymore. Like Maury, like his voice is OK. like And I am obsessed with. men's voices and a deep voice and a sexy voice, but his voice is okay. Like, I wouldn't describe it as hot. It's okay.
Speaker: So then Maury says, Benita makes, he tells this in his confessional, Benita makes me feel like I'm Vince Vaughn and Wedding Crashers and Benita is that girl saying, I'll find you.
Speaker: Now that things are lifted with Benita, a weight has been lifted. Benita then moves on to Blake. um after things don't work on with out with Maury and Benita, cannot handle that Blake is talking to other women.
Speaker: So she says that she wants someone who's sure about her and she isn't begging anyone. And she goes, I'm not even going to let you finish. You're making the biggest mistake of your life. And she walks out. Okay. So Benita, she thinks she's hotter than she is.
Speaker: Like she is attractive. She's sexy. I like that she puts time into her looks. She knows how to slay. She knows how to serve. But, you know, with Benita, she's so desperate.
Speaker: And she doesn't care if she has has things in common with people. And it's like she goes off of vibes. Like Maury, his personality attracted her to him. But then she like thought he should be her spouse. Like she doesn't have any discernment.
Speaker: She doesn't know how to take it slow. She doesn't know how to, she doesn't know what to prioritize. And I think her intensity of wanting a man to claim her and wife her yesterday probably keeps her single.
Speaker: And then if she really is like holding out with sex, that also keeps her single. But like, she's not funny. she's serious she's heavy she's a wet blanket like she and we see it all the time i think Maury has the personality traits that she would like to have in herself and I feel like people like Benita should try to find someone more similar and stop trying to like and have somebody hope to have somebody else's personality rub off on them because a lot of those like big personality types they want someone who like matches their energy and Benita is not that she talks low she talks kind of slowly she's so serious she just casually talks about the whole
Speaker: like ethnic cleansing and um having to flee. And it's like, where's the fun conversations? Where is it? Are they in the room with us?
Speaker: You know, she hints at being sexy, but there's more to it, especially when you think about like how superficial, men are a lot of these men have already dated a bad bitch so if you're approaching a man who's pushing who's in his 30s and trying to like say you're sexy like they've been there done that um so for Benita being so desperate aggressive relentless um way too forthcoming about her feelings, way too emotional and sullen and in a rush to be in a relationship for her archaic views about sex and saving herself for her man for all those reasons.
Speaker: And you could tell she has a fiery temper. For all of those reasons, Benita is one of the toxic women of Love is Blind Boston.
Speaker: um And I can't wait to catch up on all these other episodes that I got to record for you because it does not end with just begin and end with Benita. All right, y'all. Talk to you later. Bye.
