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Speaker: I get banished for one second. What's that distant? What happens on the Debbie plane? Anyone want to get married? essay gets boozed. Are going to get married? want to get married? Let's go.
Speaker: Hello everyone welcome to this week's episode of The Fellowship of the Tabletop. I'm Callum, we've got Ian, we've got Will, we've got Darren, we've got a fantastic DM Danny, we're going have Old Girls recap and then we're going to fucking go! Oh shit!
Speaker: Oh, the final song! A black dragon ghostwing smashes the second sphinx off course. And then the severed compass goes full speed ahead to drop behind the lion of the sea. The Ando Sphinx gets a clean swipe at ghostwing with the lion of the sea cannon fire.
Speaker: adding more pain. Nyx goes half kamikaze and tries to penetrate a bitch, succeeds, drops anchor, and then takes aim. Ghostwing blasts the endosphinx with acid. Alpha Thera Cabal abandon ship and fly to that line of the sea. The endosphinx rips a hole in Nyx, but he's still standing. The line of the sea turns and blasts both the esmeralda and the severed compass. Nyx goes full kamikaze for the Elsmirald with the final song, and the aim being to ram it, but it wasn't that effective. Then Ghostwing goes full front in presence, and the Lion of the Sea goes for another barrage and almost sinks the severed compass. Nyx finally abandons ship, teleports to the Lion of the Sea's crow's nest, uses Mage Hand to drop its anchor like an absolute fucking baller. But the cost to this team is great. Ghostwing has fallen.
Speaker: Everybody roll initiative. Oh, hell Hell yeah. We have a long rest before this. Absolutely not. You're going to hit points. Okay, cool. Fine. Fun.
Speaker: Oh, shit. seventy livess
Speaker: All right. Thank you for those rolls. I've got a Balvalcon on 21, Nyx on 19, Alpha and Therox on Jari both on 12 apiece. Let's start. I'm on 15.
Speaker: and I'm on 16. I'm
Speaker: i'm on 38. when When you guys don't do it on the virtual tabletop. When it's rolled with advantage or anything like that, it comes up badly if it's stupid. I roll with advantage now because of Barbarian. Yeah.
Speaker: So if it's a dollar higher. Barbar Khan, top of the round. Cool. I've just seen Ghostwing die. Yes? You've just seen Ghostwing die. Rage, rage, fucking rage. um Yeah, Baal is going to scream in anguish and he's going to be dripping...
Speaker: fire as he almost ignites and he's going to breathe fire into the floor around him. And you're going to see these writhing kind of ah like dragons, wyvens, if you like, just spreading round and round and round him in fire. But he's going to clap his hands together and the fire goes out. And all that's left is these spectral dragons dancing kind of round him in a 10 foot emanation as he casts again for the very first time conjure woodland beings
Speaker: So these aren't flaming entities. They are just dragons, pure force circling around him. um And he is going to, with that 10-foot emanation, kind of charge forwards. I need to know how far the nearest enemy is to him because he's in a blind rage at the moment. About 20 feet.
Speaker: about twenty feet Yeah, cool. He'll use 20 feet of movement to do that, um to sprint towards him. He's not going to attack because he's he's used his action, but when this creature, when this ah enemy gets inside that emanation, it needs to make a ah dexterity, ah wo a wisdom saving throw.
Speaker: 17. Fails. It takes 26 points of force damage.
Speaker: As Baal kind of charges towards this thing, his wildfire spirit comes up behind him and it engulfs him. And Fari teleports him 15 feet away to the right hand side. I need him to make a dexterity saving throw for the wildfire spirits. Fari explosion?
Speaker: This is the same one, sorry. Same guy.
Speaker: It's a seven. Fails. He takes seven points of fire damage on top of that. And as Baal reappears kind of underneath the um the kind of the helm's mast, if you like, he's going to charge off to the next creature to his right. Just his final 10 feet of movement speed. Get within 10 feet of it. And that thing needs to make a wisdom saving throw as well. As effectively what's happening is this emanation is tearing around him at speed and anything that's next to him is just getting pummeled and ripped and torn and smashed.
Speaker: Right. The first pirate that you followed up with your wildfire spirit is cooked. Is kaput. um ah Then is it, sorry, wisdom save you said? a Wisdom saving throw for the, yeah, force damage.
Speaker: Five. Cool. Yeah, fails. ah So that second one takes 24 points of force damage.
Speaker: Excellent. Thank you very much. Cool. That's everything I can do. All right.
Speaker: Nick's Corral in the crow's nest. You're up next. I have a question. How far up am I in this crow's nest? 30 feet. Okie dokie, I have another question. When we were wedded, there was a boon placed on us if we are close by. What was that boon again? It was something about AC.
Speaker: Is that a plus two to the AC? But you got to be within a certain range of each other? but I think it's very close. You got to within 30 feet of each other. Okay, so I'm too far away from you, but that's important to remember. Okay, cool.
Speaker: because daddy is suffering from the top of the crow's nest. Nix is looking down and he's just eyeing up where everyone is and quickly trying to formulate a plan of attack using what he knows about a ship.
Speaker: as his inspiration, but then he spies the pirates on the hull towards the bow side. Everyone at the moment is kind of near Urien Cardinal, who's at the helm, and Nyx is looking towards the bow of the ship where there's a good six pirates.
Speaker: down below deck. And as he comes to this realization, he brings two of his hands close together and this purple orb starts to emanate. He pulls his hands apart with some sort of fierce fury as if there's this orb that's pushing his hands as he's as far as he's pulling it. And as it pushes his hands apart, there's this crackling of lightning.
Speaker: And then he hurls this orb down as he casts chromatic orb, which can travel 90 feet. And he's going for the nearest war pirate to the bottom left of the bow side. um I'm going to ping it.
Speaker: You pinged it for me and you need to
Speaker: make a rate. I need to make a range spell attack against the target. oo Let's fucking go.
Speaker: So that is... It wants to roll everything, so I'm just going to roll the d20. How does a sexy... 23 hit. It hits. Go ahead, roll damage. Yeah, let's go. So this is going to be three points of thunder damage.
Speaker: Three points? No, 3d8 of thunder damage. That's pretty shit. Let's hope for two of the same rolls. Nah, shit. 19 points of thunder damage on his bitch ass.
Speaker: Thank you very much. Anything else for you your turn? That is all i can do. All right. It is the Cardinal's turn.
Speaker: Cardinal is going to
Speaker: having been blinded for a hot minute, is going to move southward in the direction of where he heard the activity and is immediately going to be seen with this scene of ah being boarded by these kind of three invaders. Difficult terrain as well for him. just for Oh, perfect. Great. Good to know.
Speaker: Won't get much further than that then.
Speaker: ah
Speaker: in one hand holds a rapier, in another a pistol, and is going to make three shots with his pistol at the people he can see has invaded his ship. One at Alpha, one at Theruk, and one at Baal.
Speaker: Did he also take the damage to start his turn in the... Oh, at the start of his turn. Yeah, so this ah this whole time he's taken 2d6 at the start and 2d6 at the end for each turn he's been in. This turn, 2d6 at the start, and then he's walked out. so Sorry, do to roll that damage?
Speaker: Oh, fuck it, yeah. Now that we're in this initiative.
Speaker: So that is nine points of cold damage, motherfucker.
Speaker: Thank you very much. ah But it shuts against...
Speaker: Baal. 21 to hit Baal. It does indeed, yep. 10 to hit Tharok. Myth. And a 20 to hit Alpha.
Speaker: Hits. Okay, those who were hit... ah
Speaker: Bal, you're going to take 17 points of piercing damage. o And...
Speaker: I'll figure you can take 19 points of piercing damage.
Speaker: ah you Are you all seeing my rolls?
Speaker: Nope. I don't think so. No, I keep seeing Bals. Nothing's there. I've seen Bals and Nix, yeah, but not yours.
Speaker: Awesome. And then, having sent these shots and watching the kind of blowing the smoke out of the pistol, then it's just going to clock eyes with who has boarded his ship and is just staring at you, Alpha.
Speaker: And this kind of large, elven, opulently dressed...
Speaker: King, for want of better terminology right now, is just going to remove his hat.
Speaker: What a wry smile.
Speaker: And just announces, If you came for your daddy, you're a bit late.
Speaker: And it's just going to pop his hat back on and raise his rapier towards his face. As luck would have it, Alpha, your next initiative.
Speaker: Motherfucker.
Speaker: Alpha's going lock eyes with Uryon. After being fired at. Fuck him up. Fuck him up, boy.
Speaker: I'm going to use my action first off to bring beta.
Speaker: I'm going to bring in the um protector version of beta as well.
Speaker: um My bonus action is to use him. I've just got Tharok just in line of sight.
Speaker: Well, that's a bit of a shit one. um Myself and Tharok basically get ten, no, sorry, we we get six temporary hit points added to us.
Speaker: question do they stack no they won't but i can recast them every turn as a bonus action that i already had five or we had five 10 pretty months but i will get rid of them and add six who's us i mean he's us am i involved in this no this is me and tharic the moment you're too far away
Speaker: althor's going to withdraw his pistol energy is going to start pulsing through it as well. He's going to lift it and take aim and point directly at Eurion.
Speaker: I am going to show you exactly why Reigns called me Alpha. Motherfucker.
Speaker: And just to not take the piss with the free speech thing, that's all I'll leave it at. But my homunculus can take its turn after me as well. do now that it's eight's goingnna to start It's not going to do anything. It's just going to start flying. I've got 30 feet worth of movement, and it's just going to start flying towards Nyx and the crow's nest.
Speaker: It's going to take a few turns. It was with Baal, don't forget, as well. yes yeah Yeah, I know it's with Baal. That's why was saying it's got a long way to travel yet. about night Yeah, about 95 feet from you is Nyx and the crow's nest.
Speaker: Well, it's on Baal, so it's probably more 120 at the moment. It would be right. It would be 120. that Thank you very much. Okay. End of your turn, Alpha?
Speaker: ah Yeah, that is everything. It is the pirate's turn.
Speaker: Now,
Speaker: a number of these pirates have just seen something come from the crow's nest. So we're going to deal with those first. And they are going to take
Speaker: One of them will be able to make that in their space speed.
Speaker: Three pirates are going to climb onto the cells and up the rigging. One is going to make it into the crow's nest. Two are going to be short. um Next, but you are kind of faced with a dagger wielding pirate. I say pirate. These Chalamandian Navy um sailors.
Speaker: Uh,
Speaker: The three sailors who are towards the bow of the ship, they're going to charge to deck, seeing that they've been invaded and boarded. ah And they're going to dash.
Speaker: Just going to get them 80 feet closer to the fray.
Speaker: Those who are at the mid-deck going to move up on deck to engage.
Speaker: There.
Speaker: So we'll start. I'm just doing movements first. Uh, and those who are closest to where Barl, Nixon, sorry, Barl, Tharok, and Alpha boarded, they are going to engage, uh, accordingly. So you will make it a few dashed.
Speaker: Hesitant to enter into your radius, Barl. One's just going to throw a dagger at you and take a few steps back. So we'll start with that one. Uh,
Speaker: does a 10 hit your armor class nope perfect thorough one is going to take a dagger swipe at you i would like to know if a 20 non-natural hits your armor class it does uh you will take
Speaker: six points of piercing damage and it's going to come for another slash for an 11 which probably won't hit you no okay thank you very much nix this one squaring up to you in the crow's nest is going to take two stab attacks at you let's go
Speaker: first one is an 11 second one is a nine that misses
Speaker: And that looks like every pirate, every sailor's turn. So we will jump to.
Speaker: Farok is going to.
Speaker: farro is going to with his bonus action, ignite his sword and is going to then, with a almost like unnaturally quick speed for an orc his side, he's going to dash the blade left and swing at the one on his left first. So Farok listeners has in front of him at the minute, one pirate directly in front of him and one on his flank. and he's just going to swing left. And then once that attack is been, whether he hits or not, he'll swing back and go for the one in front with him. I'll go for the one on the left first.
Speaker: I will reckless attack to do that with advantage because of the damage bonus I get as well. That is a 27 to hit. And it hits.
Speaker: Okay, he takes... I add 2d6 to that.
Speaker: He takes 9 points of slashing damage, and on top of that, he will also take 6 points of fire damage for 15 total.
Speaker: Thank you very much. I will also sap him, which means he has disadvantage on his next attack. Great. And your second hit. Farrakh will then, in one swift action, he'll then bring the blade around and he will thrust forward into the guy directly in front of him.
Speaker: For a 19 to hit. That hits.
Speaker: Okay, it's just rolling the damage now.
Speaker: I still need to do the 2d6.
Speaker: Okay, that is 13 points of slashing damage. Thank you. And three points of fire damage.
Speaker: Thank you. Anything else for your turn? As he does that, he's just going to say to Alpha over his shoulder that he swings back and takes a defensive stance between these two.
Speaker: Rage in his eyes, his pupils have gone almost black. We can't do anything about your father, but take his head. And that's the end Farok's turn.
Speaker: Okay, next up, top of the round bar.
Speaker: So, ah what are your potion rules? I can't remember, Danny. Is it a bonus action? Bonus action. Bonus action. Wonderful. Bal is going to stuff a hand into his bag of holding, and he's going to pull out one of the potions that the party came equipped with, which is a potion of heroism, and he's going to glug a bitch and gain 10 temporary hit points and the effects of a bless spell for the next...
Speaker: hour. ah And after glugging that, what he's going to do is he's going to charge forwards to ah the space kind of between Uriand and one of those foes that Tharok was just kind of slashing at. And with him getting kind of the space between them, his emanation is going to encompass both Uriand and the one beneath. So I need them both to make a wisdom saving throw.
Speaker: That's a 22 for Uriand. Pass. And 19 for the Sailor. Both pass. So both take half damage, which is 10 points of force damage.
Speaker: And with him there running there with these spirits kind of around him bashing into these two, he's going to look up and he's going to see Nyx at the top of the tower facing off against ah someone.
Speaker: And what he's going to do is he's going to spit fire into his hands and at second level cast a Scorching Ray. So he'll blast off three Scorching Rays at the same individual, all three of them.
Speaker: ah First one is does a 15 hit? the the one next to the Knicks it does okay cool I didn't need to roll bless with it then a second one ah is a 23 to hit and the third one is 16 to hit so I guess that's all three all three hit Cool.
Speaker: Damage, 10 on the first blast. Second blast is 7. seven So that's 17. Third blast can know is 11. I've and i've already forgotten what I've already said damage-wise for that, so sorry that.
Speaker: 18, 28 plus a D8 because my wildfire spirit is out. So the final blast does an extra seven points. So 35 points of fire damage as just one after the other.
Speaker: dish These blasts get flung out from Baal and he maintains his position where he is. And this one is destroyed.
Speaker: Burnt alive, singed to death. beautiful that's all I'd like to hear Danny thank you anything else you're doing nope um good where I am thank you next corral thank you for that bar my beautiful
Speaker: there's as I'm in the crow's nest two pirates left and right of me if I look down are climbing the rigging up towards me correct ah yes I don't like that.
Speaker: I don't like that one bit, actually. I'm going to the one on the right. I'm going to use my telekinetic feature of a simple bonus action, telekinetic shove.
Speaker: You can tenderly kinetically shove one creature you can see within 30 feet of yourself. When you do so, the target must succeed on a strength saving throw. DC 8 plus the ability modifier of the score increased by this feat and your proficiency bonus or be 5 foot moved away from it.
Speaker: From me. Okay, what's the DC? I rolled a 15. I think that would save. DC 8 plus the ability modifier of the score increased by this feat and your proficiency bonus.
Speaker: Proficiency bonus. Charisma. Charisma is... Then add proficiency.
Speaker: is Plus three at your level? Plus three at this level. Yeah, yes so it should be 11 plus your charisma basically overall. yes see So, yeah, 14. Okay, so he saves against the push.
Speaker: Great, that's awesome. Happy days for him. And just getting frustrated, he just ah puts his hands up in the air and he turns around and he just, almost without looking, blasts Uri on with an Eldritch Blast behind him.
Speaker: Just to try and do something. That's better. 22 to hit. That hits. Just in frustration, just blasts for three points of force damage. Nice. yeah
Speaker: Thank you very much. Anything else with your turn? He gets a second go. second one. Yeah.
Speaker: For a 24 to hit. There he is. Two plus coming out of his fucking horny ass hands for six points of force damage.
Speaker: Thank you very much. Very welcome. That is the end of my go. It is the Cardinal's turn.
Speaker: And as you kind of step into view, bar
Speaker: He's just going to lift his cutlass towards your chin.
Speaker: ah don't like your company very much, boy.
Speaker: And he's going to look past your shoulder, out towards the southern seas.
Speaker: Get rid of this one, would you?
Speaker: and I need you to make Baal.
Speaker: Charisma save, please. Well, that's not strong.
Speaker: Not even Bliss is going to... Oh, wait, actually, might help me there. Come on, Bliss. Oh, tasty. Okay, that might work. 17? Just
Speaker: short, I'm afraid. wanker. You have been transported to a harmless demiplane for one up to one minute. Count a spell.
Speaker: ah I don't like the sound of that. Count a spell. I wonder if you've left it a bit late. Let me double check. Yeah, maybe. we Double check.
Speaker: Have a checky check.
Speaker: And it's only 60 foot. I count the spell. Which, looking at how fucking long this ship is. It's like 100 feet away from the Orion anyway. This ship, listeners, just so you know this ship is a 400 foot fucking long ship. It's hard to play with scales. Nick's is right bang in the middle of it. So 200 foot either side. foot width as well.
Speaker: You're not in range to count a spell. No, I'm not.
Speaker: Break his fucking concentration, Alpha. and But I wouldn't. I won't say you lose the spell slot or anything like that. Thank you. But, Bal, you are banished for one minute.
Speaker: Banished. That one word, banished. Just be grateful the ship's not moving. but yeah I'm back. Wait, where the fuck's the ship? Uh...
Speaker: And that is all that the Cardinal's going to on its turn.
Speaker: Alpha. Shit. You're up.
Speaker: You track these rounds, Val. Poof. Out of ah existence. More yeah kind of rage. if you know
Speaker: Grow in Alpha.
Speaker: I have been learning from my friends, Uri. I am much stronger now than when we last met.
Speaker: And I'm going to cast through my pistol. um I'm going to do my own Scorching Ray in Tribute to Baal.
Speaker: So you're going to see three kind of fireballs quickly conjure up at the end of this pistol and there's just going to fire all three off, um all heading towards Arion Cardinal.
Speaker: And I get a natural 20 for the first one. Oh, Yeah, you do. Which is that. So that's nine. And I get a D8 because it's my firearm, but it's only on the first one Oh, 10 points of fire damage on the first one.
Speaker: It's a case. He still has to make a con save. Yeah, yeah. On it. For hopefully every single one. The second one is a 25 to hit. There, the hits.
Speaker: And that's an additional 11 points of fire damage.
Speaker: 11. Yep. And on the third one again, 25 to hit. God damn. For a further, six points of fire damage.
Speaker: Hanging in there. With the con saves, I mean. Six. Thank you. Bastard. Bastard. Every single one. All right. ah Bonus action. I get to redo...
Speaker: the temporary hit points by the protector cannon thing so basically whatever the old ones was i think they they get forgotten about and then it's whatever the new role is cool uh which are now nine temporary hit points fucking love you for it doesn't get added though No, no, no. So you lose the six. I lose the three. And then you now have nine. yeah So you it's like an an an additional three.
Speaker: Yeah, got you. And obviously that's for me and Tharok on that. ah That's actually that's bonus action. i'm staying exactly where I am. And I'm going to move my homunculus another 30 feet worth of flying towards Nyx.
Speaker: Okay. So at the moment, it's probably about there. I'm going to put this big red square in my nice my parrot. Anything turn? That's everything I can do. all right. Thank you so much. All right. We are going to continue to work through all of these ah sailors then. And they are so climbing into the crow's nest. These two will definitely make it as will this one.
Speaker: So you're going to take you're surrounded by three sailors here. next uh the two of the ground are going to continue out uh you can get much further than that do i put my keys in the bowl now ah oh you might be able to throw it off um i get banished for one second ah distant what happens on the debbie plane anyone get married assie gets boozed are you gonna get married you want to get married let's go dash Okay, so Nix, you are surrounded by three sailors who are all going to take stabs at you. and
Speaker: Here we go. These are six stabs in total. ah
Speaker: Six stabs. Six stabs. Two of the dagger strikes. Just a normal Friday night for Nix. 24 to hit. Yep, that hits. One hit. ah Nine to hit.
Speaker: Nope. 16 to hit. Nope. A natural 20. Yep. that's two hits so far. A to hit.
Speaker: Yep. Three hits so far. One to crit. Last one. 19 to hit. Yeah. Okay. So there was three regular strikes and then one crit.
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: The crit came second, can we just say? you want me to like this do it in that order? Yes. All right. The first one's five points of piercing damage.
Speaker: Second one, the crit, is 11 points of piercing damage. Yeah. Third one is five points of piercing damage. Nix is down.
Speaker: And then this one is going to strike you for a... instant uh yeah death fail save fail sorry is that a crit fail damage is irrelevant um no so basically the next time you use just one attempt to save you'll already have one death save in your bank yeah that's fine so nix is down and it's got one death fail uh those three just hit again that's it
Speaker: pirates ah pirates the sailors so the one is enraged to throw a lob a dagger at you alpha is going to do that or it's going to really badly miss the nine hit you no okay then the two that are squared up one is going to roll at disadvantage but you reckless attacked so one is going to roll straight one is going to roll at advantage on you correct the straight roller rolled a nine to hit he misses the advantage roller
Speaker: Got a 19, so that's a 25 overall. Yeah, he hits. He hits. So you're going to take
Speaker: six points of pacing damage from that one. Thank you. No damage with temporary hit points. I was going to say, they've not breached the temporary hit points yet. And that is all of the sailors' turns, so we are on yours, Tharok.
Speaker: Okay. I have to ask this. Is Tharok aware Nix is down? you're raging and striking these two creatures around you. Then no. You haven't made any attempts so far.
Speaker: Nope, that's fine. I don't think Farrakh's got nothing but bloodlust in his eyes because he's in combat with two people. um As much as Darren would like to know that Nix is far to know that nix is down, he clearly doesn't.
Speaker: So what Farrakh is going to do is he's still, he's just taken that one and what he's going to do is he's going to push the sword out with his left hand then he's going to immediately thrust through at the one who's just hit him.
Speaker: um Almost as if like he's just brushed off a fly and is going to he's good he is just swinging for the fences. I will Reckless again.
Speaker: For a dirty 20 to hit. That hits.
Speaker: That's 13 before I add the d6s.
Speaker: That is 15 points of slashing damage. Thank you. And nine points of fire damage. And you have downed this one on your left side.
Speaker: Okay, yep. And then what he will do is he's going to repeat the task again, but with the one in front of him.
Speaker: ah That is, oh, not so good. That's a 15 to hit. There, that hits.
Speaker: that's 11 points of flashing damage before the d6s.
Speaker: That's 17 points of flashing damage total.
Speaker: Plus 6 points of fire damage.
Speaker: Destroyed that one too. Two kills with each strike there. Fabulous. um What Farok will then do is he will... Oh, which way is he going to go?
Speaker: But Euron's the target. He's going to Euron. And that's the end of my turn. All right. Thank you very much.
Speaker: Top of round. Bow. Bow. ah Demipline. and Yeah, but you have control of your wildfire spirit. I do, i do, Danny, I do.
Speaker: And with being a level 6 wildfire ah druid, I can basically, well, I can use a bonus action to command him. It says nothing about being on the same plane. It does talk him about me being incapacitated and what I'm able to do for that, um which basically frees up more options, but obviously I'm not.
Speaker: um what I can do is I can immediately after my turn, it takes its turn. I can use a bonus action on my turn to command it to take an action.
Speaker: ah But again, it doesn't state anything about how I command it. um And what we do there. So it's up to your interpretation, I suppose, really, um about what I'm able to do.
Speaker: think, you know, in reality here, you've disappeared and it's been a split second that yeah this spirit would be able to sustain itself.
Speaker: Yeah. So um I'd say order it as you would like to. Cool. In which case it's going to open up its mouth and blast out as Baal in some random demiplane somewhere in Hale's Flame is going to blast out Scorching Ray at the nearest enemies ah because Baal wouldn't have any knowledge of Nyx's current plight.
Speaker: I don't think. don't think there'd be any other way to. So it's just going to blast a...
Speaker: I guess it's going to have to, at the three closest enemies. ah If you would agree with that as a... Sure. Idea. Cool.
Speaker: First one ah nearest enemy to the Wildfire Spirit is an 18 to hit. That hits. Second one, whatever's the second closest creature. Okay, that's 14. Miss.
Speaker: ah If it's my spell, do I still get the Bless? Because I can make my spell originate from a creature. But that potion is coming. the The bless is Because I'm affected by the bless. But I'm casting a spell. It's my spell that I'm casting. I can just make it originate from another creature.
Speaker: So it's not the wildfire. Yes, it's the wildfire spirit is shooting it. But it's me shooting it through the wildfire spirit. If that makes sense. Yep. Okay. Go for it. cool well it It turns it into a 17. I don't know if that does anything. That hits. That hits.
Speaker: Cool. And then the third one is 20, 10 to hit. and three Awesome. The closest one is going to take a measly five points of damage. Thank you. The second one is going to take seven points of fire damage.
Speaker: And a con save for my banishment, please. Yes, of course. The last one is going to take ah seven plus. I know it's not your own. It's not efficient, but there we are. one Eight points of fire damage for the last one.
Speaker: Nice. Unfortunately, the save still sustains. Yeah, no worries. and But yeah, that's... Barth's kind of got his eyes closed, if you like, at this point. and He's just trying to do what he can to get himself back.
Speaker: Thank you very much. Nick's Kirill making death saves. Yeah, so we're just hoping for a 20 here, guys. Been in this position many times before. However, I think this is going to be my last roll of the campaign as Nyx. And um I'm ready for it.
Speaker: Whatever happens, happens. Here we go. 20 or bust. what's What's the fucking... Why is it not rolling? I've set myself up. It's not rolling. I'm going to do it from this side of the dice. Okay, here we go. Ready? Ah...
Speaker: Oh, shit.
Speaker: So, hoping for a 20 just to kind of regain one HP against three enemies. um But I lay at their feet having just failed my own death saving throw, which puts me at two... deuces.
Speaker: Two death saves. Yep.
Speaker: Stab me like a kebab.
Speaker: Thank you, Nix. Thank you. It's the cardinal's turn. The cardinal is going to kind of nimbly strafe around you, Tharok, holding his rapier sort of towards you, but really talking to Alpha.
Speaker: Indulge me, boy. What is it you hoping to achieve here today? And then he's going to make three strikes into your back, Tharok, with his rapier.
Speaker: Again, really just focused on alpha and striking you from the hip.
Speaker: ah Oh, that's natural 20. 17 on the second. Second one misses. And 23 on the third. That hits. and the twenty three on the third that hits
Speaker: That's 24 on the crit and 11 on the non-crit all piercing damage. Okay, that's... 35 points of piercing damage. The temporary hit points are gone and then... Oh, wait.
Speaker: You reckless attacks, didn't you? I did. I'm just going to roll the one that... Yeah, that's fair. ah That'll be a 14. That misses.
Speaker: Okay, and then the one that didn't crit, just in case it crits. It didn't crit. Okay.
Speaker: ah
Speaker: That's Uriand's turn. Alpha, your reply.
Speaker: still kind of locking eyes with Uriand, but aware of so much. Um...
Speaker: I only wish to achieve what we've set out to achieve. Save the world. Save my friends. Your head will be a bonus.
Speaker: And Alpha is going to reach into his satchel.
Speaker: Just pull out this little kind it looks very much like Reigns' old style puzzle cubes. Now, I've been sending, obviously, my homunculus over Nyx consistently. So I do think that Alpha would be aware of the situation that Nyx is in at the moment.
Speaker: So this is the only thing he can think of. And he's going to throw um a one of these little puzzle cubes over to where Nix is. And it's almost like homing in on him. I'm actually going to be casting a spell as a ah bonus action, which is Sanctuary.
Speaker: um
Speaker: And now I've opened it up and I've realized it's out of fucking range. Hang on, do anything to stop him. Hang on, retcon.
Speaker: Yeah, that's part of what I was trying to do. That'll be nice. um Hang on. ah
Speaker: Okay. Okay. Here's what I'm going to do then. Here's what going to I'm going to take 10 feet worth of movement over towards Nyx.
Speaker: Keeping me at the top, but just in range of my vortex warp. Now,
Speaker: I can basically teleport him. There is a saving throw for it, which he fails. But because he fails it, I can teleport him 90 feet to somewhere.
Speaker: On the ground, right? On the ground. Yeah, you have to you have to be on somewhere stable. It's to un occupy unoccupied space of my choice that I can see within range.
Speaker: And the range is 90 feet.
Speaker: Which do you have at. Which I have moved into. yeah So I'm going to teleport Nyx to basically...
Speaker: um do you need line of sight as well? Sorry to be that guy. What happened to you, Dan? I'm fainting him for Will, sorry. In all fairness, I'm... Well, I know it's crow's nest, but I'm assuming what i'm i'm assuming I'd be able to see him.
Speaker: dont Correct me if I'm wrong, DM, by all means. and
Speaker: There'll be like kind of windows in the crow's nest. so you'll you'll You'll know he's on the floor getting absolutely shanked right now. By himself.
Speaker: Shanked by himself. So, yeah, I'll take him from there. I'm going to move him 30 feet just kind of away from me, but just near like the edge of the ship. So I'm going to ping a quick location.
Speaker: ah Well, around here. Okay. Somewhere. So that is my action. And I'm going to use... Because I can't cast more than one spell in a round.
Speaker: So Alpha's just going to try and
Speaker: protect him a bit. And he's just going to move in front of Nyx just to try and block... any pirates or Yuri on doing any damage.
Speaker: Potions are a bonus action. who o that's it i did I don't have any potions because Emron didn't give me any. Everything was in the party inventory and we all came away with two potions of healing and did each of us had a potion of heroism.
Speaker: Oh, there is party inventory. I never knew there was party inventory. It was placed in there for you to put it into your own. Everyone's got two. He literally set us up with it. Went to town, got it Do you make no notes?
Speaker: Fuck. It was the wedding episode. Callum wasn't here. ah Very fair. Very fair. ah Okay. it Is that all right there, DM?
Speaker: I honestly didn't. I didn't think I had any potions, otherwise I would have used one. ah Yes. That's fair game. Lovely. In that case, again, if you'll permit me, I'll just teleport him next to me rather than further away from me because then I can just very quickly push him up. Such mixed way to get out fucking deck. this is coming from the finest book of bullshit right now will you permit will you permit nix is alive what were the potions oh for fuck's sake it's all in the party inventory is it just potion of greater healing i mean we were given as you can see in the party inventory potion of greater healing times eight yes
Speaker: Okay, right. That's fine then. You made me to say, Callum, give me the good shit. Give me the good shit. Did you just remove every single one of them into your own inventory?
Speaker: I better put one of those back. Anyway, I'll do that in a second. You better put them all back, apart from the two that we yours. I'm going to put all the shit back. I'm going to chuck potion into Nix's fucking mouth um for...
Speaker: 13 points of healing oh my god that's beautiful but it's the most ungraceful it really was it really was take care i was one step away i don't care if there's anything he's here he's back thanks callum thank you so much call some fucking chaos for me please i have nothing thank you callum he's gonna put you near the side of the fucking boat fuck callum but I can do nothing else. I don't want to do anything else. This is the end of my turn.
Speaker: I'm going to put the potions back in the pot inventory now. Am I? Am I? Oh, Baal. Baal's not there. only need my AC boost. Come back, Baal. No, man. Oh, yeah. You need to stab a bitch.
Speaker: Just checking.
Speaker: that everything i've done is actually rule nix gets up appropriately yeah nix is just patting his body like am i ah i'm alive i'm alive because i'm dying i'm all right thank you all for anything else no no for the love of god no right it is the sailor's turn ah One is going to come and engage with you, Alpha. Another is going to engage with you, Nyx.
Speaker: ah One is going to stay on Tharok. One is going to ah move in range to throw a dagger. And the three who are in the crow's nest are now going to take a dash action. 30 down. 450 across. going to put them at the bottom of the stairs. So we're looking at one attack on Alpha.
Speaker: ah For a 19 to hit. Ah, that hits. 7 points of piercing damage. 1 attack on Nyx. For a 20, non-natural.
Speaker: Oh, fucking what? Non-natural. Not a crit. no Yeah, but like I just don't want to take any more damage, guys. Uh... I'm going to fucking shield that one. Okay.
Speaker: Thank you very much. Tharok, one on you. With advantage, because I wrecked the fast time. Oh, thank you for telling me that, because it creeped. Stay Stay alive. Oh, and I rolled a four. That's 11 points of piercing damage. Which I get to ram down, because I'm raging.
Speaker: Yes, and then one is going to throw its dagger at you, Alpha. a Natural one throws a dagger into the ocean. stuff My lucky dog, no. No.
Speaker: Tharox and Jerry, your turn.
Speaker: with laser focus fills those rapier blows and realizes he's in a fight with someone worthy of such a ferocious high C battle. He's going to grin and he's going to swing twice with his flaming long slaw that you're on Cardinal.
Speaker: For Farok, this is business. For me, this is incredibly personal.
Speaker: I'm going to reckless again as well.
Speaker: first one is an 18 to hit it is going to riposte as a reaction ah adding three to its ac ah causing it to miss and that will allow me to make one attack at you in response uh you are reckless yeah uh 22 to hit yeah
Speaker: you're going to take 14 points of piercing damage Okay.
Speaker: I will then swing at him again.
Speaker: That's a 21 to hit. No, I hit. no hit
Speaker: Right, that is before I'm going to sap him. That is before the D6s. 10 points of slashing damage. Make that 22 points of slashing damage.
Speaker: And I'm going to add some fire onto that.
Speaker: That's only two points of fire, but that's 24 points of damage total. So his DC for his saving throw on Baal is now 12 rather than 10. Yeah, he he rolled 18. So he's still in there.
Speaker: Sorry, Baal, I tried. ah That's the end of my turn. Thank you very much. Top of the round. Baal, how many rounds are you in there now? Is second round in there?
Speaker: No, this my... Wait, I've been sent to it. in their managed We only cleared up the Wildfire Spirit last round. yeah yeah So this is your second round. Yep. ah So what Val's going to do is kind of with impatience, he's going to close his eyes again and just send a mental command or a connected command in some way, shape or form to the Wildfire Spirit. to get it to move. So it's going to use he's going to use his bonus action to get the Wildfire Spirit to dash and move so that it is off the side of the ship um port side off the port side of the ship, ah like kind of the same height up, so about five feet off the ground, just hovering off now with a bit of overwatch and oversight.
Speaker: And then what he's going to do is he's, cause he's still enraged by what's happened. He's, he's going to take just a quick moment to calm himself down and reach into his pocket and find the sending stone.
Speaker: And he's just going to grip it and he's going to send a message through that sending stone and just say, we're close.
Speaker: Are you ready to receive the key?
Speaker: It won't be long.
Speaker: And put the sending stone back in his pocket and that's his action. And bonus action done. Thank you very much. Next career.
Speaker: Muted. I think you did. I caught it. You don't have to say it. but and but I wouldn't know. know.
Speaker: Couldn't hear you. and I know.
Speaker: Okay.
Speaker: Nick's feels weak, so weak, but just with a thankful look up with big fucking purple eyes up at Alpha alphad just to like, thanks man, appreciate you.
Speaker: just shakes his head and closes his eyes. And he's trying to regain some composure, almost like he's flicking through a book in his mind. If that book could talk, it would talk in spells. And he's going to use quick and spell. And he's going to make some motions with his hands in the air.
Speaker: As he goes for, ah yeah, this is a big one. He's going for a big one. going big. He's going big. He's going for a chromatic orb as a bonus action.
Speaker: No, yes, yes, yes, yes. um Chromatic orb as a bonus action at the highest level he can do. His final ah level three spell slot. And he's going to a same action as before. His palms move apart and this chaotic thunder ball of purple lightning energy pulses towards fucking Uri on.
Speaker: As we all channel in on there. It's a fucking crate. Yeah.
Speaker: Oh, now the crit. Come God, I love this game. What do I do with the crit, guys? Help me. Double damage die. Double your dice. Your chromatic orb.
Speaker: Double the fucking thunder damage roll. Here we go. That is 48 points of lightning damage to a witch with doubles, which means it jumps to another fucking person.
Speaker: who Nyx is feeling the power as that orb bounces from Uriyon to the pirate near Tharok Sanjari.
Speaker: Let's fucking go I feel powerful. We're going to roll again for a 18 hit. Let's fucking do this again as five more D8 come in, two of which have matched. So it's 28 points of lightning damage on that son of a bitch. And it will mack its way ah to... Hang on, hang on, hang on.
Speaker: It's going to make its way downtown, walking fast. Oh, it can. It can go to the one next to me on the right. oh This is feeling good. I'm feeling this.
Speaker: I'm feeling this, guys. We're going roll again. As this lightning ball of energy comes to maybe a close, 16 to hit. to hit Hits.
Speaker: Oh, he's going for lots of thunder damage.
Speaker: Two, roll, 16 points of lightning damage on that one, and it's bouncing again. i'm just going to keep up with you for a second. So the pirate you first struck after Urian Cardinal, dead. The one that you bounced it to, dead.
Speaker: Please continue. It keeps bouncing. It keeps bouncing. ah Yeah, it just keeps bouncing. Let's fucking go. So it's bouncing to the one on Alpha's left-hand side.
Speaker: Nix is starting to, at this point, um feel the fatigue as he's stood there and he's moving this ball around. And each time he moves it, it's almost like he's levitating with this power, almost like Willow does in Buffy the Vampire Slayer. You're welcome. Old school guys.
Speaker: But 12 points to hit on this one. Does it fizzle? it misses it fizzles out as it disasperates in uh disacerates in the um in the wild and nix clutches his chest again but it was a quicken spell so he fucking looks up and he's got one more attack from a cantrip and he's looking at um he's looking at yorian is he still stood there by the way he still stood there are you but fucking what does bow come back as you look slightly to your right you see your husband returned
Speaker: as the banishment ends good who because that motherfucker is gonna have to yeah uh let's do it should we do
Speaker: no one's doing saving throws on him so there's no point doing that yeah let's fucking let's fucking do you know was i was i returned exactly there like Is that where I was banished from? I'm fairly i'm fairly sure. I'm like 75% sure.
Speaker: Do you think you were somewhere else? brown i Because I was running between the two of them. I thought that I was more kind of closer in. He was up here. if you think you were there... Because remember, I ran between him and there was another pirate where Tharok was.
Speaker: I purposely ran between them there. I only ask because I still have that spell up, basically. But you cast other spells. Yeah, nothing is concentration based.
Speaker: Cool. And that concentration lasts for 10 minutes on Conjure Woodland Beings. But it's up to you. like i don't If you think I'd be out of range, if you because it makes sense that Urien would kind of move himself around. It's just the wording of the spell.
Speaker: It was centered on you though, wasn't it? Yeah, it's centered on me for a 10-foot kind radius emanation. So he's not in it currently, but I'll allow you to pick a spell up. Yeah, no, it's all good. It's just because if it if he was within the space, he'd make a save because it says when a creature...
Speaker: when the emanation enters the space of a creature, you can see and yeah. So just seeing if I can get another cheeky bit of damage off, but nevermind. Ignore me. Carry on. Good try. Appreciate you. So as Nick's clutches his chest out of breath from all that chaotic damage that he's just put forward, a hand juts out and his eyes roll at the back of his head as again, something from underneath the boat, as if it's coming from the waves comes out and there's this toll that just happens over the top.
Speaker: of urian as nix's eyes roll back and then center her on you're gonna die uh toll of the dead is cast on him can you make a wisdom wisdom 15 saving throw as this purple bell kind of ethereal bell just swings over the top of urian's head six oh
Speaker: He's taking damage. So if target's missing any of its hit points, it takes the D12 instead of a D8. It's two D12 coming at his way. do this oh Does he die? Not with those rolls. So that is seven points of necrotic damage on his old bitch ass.
Speaker: What a fantastic turn, Nix. Thank you. Thank you. Thanks, Alfa. Is that the end of it? That is the end of it, yes. Did I do it? Is he dead?
Speaker: He's still standing. I might be dead. Son of a bitch. That's everything I had, Alfa. That's everything I had. Come on, Alfa. It's poetry. You have to be the one to kill him. Come on. It's it's his turn.
Speaker: He takes in the scene very briefly. He kind of studies the way in which you leapt to Nyx's aid there and makes a judgment call.
Speaker: He's going to walk away from you, Tharox and Jari, ignoring you entirely if you want to make an opportunity. Attack of opportunity. And if I hit, he's going nowhere because I will sentinel. Go for it.
Speaker: That's a crit. ah Oh my God. Here comes the pain. Okay. thirteen
Speaker: ah
Speaker: That is 20 points of slashing damage. Mm-hmm.
Speaker: And...
Speaker: Another... 15 points of fire damage. 35. Yep.
Speaker: Thank you very much. And his speed is reduced to zero. Clearly having one intention in mind, that strike just shudders him, and he just... yeah
Speaker: I guess you made my mind up for me. I was going to let your boy live. Takes his pistol out and one by one fires three shots directly into the very weak Nix. ah All the time, looking deftly at Alpha. oh so Oh, that is cold.
Speaker: I think, did I burn my reaction already on S.H.I.E.L.D. recently? At the start of your turn, it resets. But it's whether or not it was your turn that it happened on.
Speaker: No, it wasn't. It was perform yeah before my turn. No, it was before. I'm going shield that one.
Speaker: Yeah, that that one, that goes through. Your AC, because we're within 30 feet of each other now, is bumped up by two. Very true. no Because you're married. Still hits. Ah, yeah.
Speaker: Can I retcon my shield?
Speaker: What would you do? I'd cast Hellish Rebuke instead. If you retcon your shield, the first shot's hit. The first hits and the second hit, yeah. Okay. All
Speaker: all right, we're going to do this slowly. Okay. The first shot is going to hit you now. Yeah. And you're going to take...
Speaker: 18 points of piercing damage. Yeah, that was a dumb thing for me to do. I'm down. Blacked out. Go on. Out, out. Yeah, yeah. Out, out.
Speaker: Okay, the second one was a 24 to hit. Yeah, it hits. Death. You're going to take 19 points. That's a death. That's a fail.
Speaker: And the third shot. Yeah.
Speaker: Is it a crit? He's claimed two of us.
Speaker: Deuces, my guys.
Speaker: It will take points of piercing damage, but it is a crit. I'm not sure if that means that you take... It means I'm dead.
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: And as he just unwhales these three shots in you the whole time looking at Alpha with this dying, sarcastic wobble to him.
Speaker: Alpha, it's your turn.
Speaker: Nix, are you dead dead? Oh, I'm dead. That's three fails, man. I fucked myself. fucked myself.
Speaker: a You nixed your own fucking death. I nexted to my own death. Okay.
Speaker: Okay.
Speaker: I was going to look down and nix for a brief moment. when A quick cursor at a glance and he sees that he's not breathing.
Speaker: Nothing. No reactions. Just a mangled mess of this charismatic mix that we're normally used to seeing.
Speaker: Alpha has nothing else he can think of, really, aside from... all of crushing giri on right now part which has made a bigger cannon but there we go um i'm gonna do use my final um second level spell slot and do uh scorching ray again the the balls of fire that generated they're now running even like a whiter hotter version of the ones that were there previously.
Speaker: Almost like he took a piece of like Ball's knowledge of fire, just a tiny, tiny sliver of what Ball knows and can control um and intensified them as much as what he can do.
Speaker: That's no good. The first one is a 10 to hit. Miss.
Speaker: The second one, a 15 to hit. Avenge Miss. I'm trying! And the last one, oh, God's sake. That's an 11 to hit. oh That's depressing.
Speaker: Right. Okay. um In that case, um my... Beta it is just going to do what he normally does. um And he's on repeat for just temporary hit points, which is only going to hit me at this stage with Nix being down. But I'm going to re-roll for that, which is six temporary hit points.
Speaker: And that's it. That's all going to do. Who's getting those? Is it just you? It's just me, unfortunately. You're too far out of range, as is Barth. So it's just on me for those.
Speaker: It is the pirate's turns next. One is going to come and beeline for you, Tharok. But the other four are now coming for you, Alpha.
Speaker: Tharok, we'll start with you. um Have you reckless? You have? I have, yeah. yeah
Speaker: That's a 16.
Speaker: Misses. Okay. This is... wait, they get two strikes. ah
Speaker: Or a 19. That hits. You're raging, so this shouldn't be too bad Seven points of piercing damage. Yep, which rounds down to three. ah Alpha, they are making two strikes at you each, so you are about to receive eight strikes with daggers here.
Speaker: Okay. Okay. ah 23. I'm going to reaction cast shield. So, miss. Nice. what What do I need to beat? ah It's now for the whole round, isn't it? Yeah, yeah. So, 24 or more. 24 or more.
Speaker: I've got a crit on the third. Cool. So, one's going to hit.
Speaker: So just that one crit going through.
Speaker: Nine points of piercing damage. Okay. And that is all the pirates' turns. Tharok Sanjari. Tharok has just seen Nick's fall.
Speaker: And what he's going to do is he's just going to... Farok's rage has always been channeled through peace and breath and concentration and memory.
Speaker: Not anymore. His rage is channeled through the way that it's so canon for a barbarian, and he will just... ra
Speaker: With both violence, anger and pain, scream at Euron Cardinal. He will reckless attack two more times as he swings this flaming sword with all his might.
Speaker: It's a 25 to hit, the first one. Hits.
Speaker: He will roll 15 points of slashing damage. Mm-hmm.
Speaker: And eight points of fire damage.
Speaker: As you strike that furious strike. Mm-hmm. Clean decapitation. As Cardinal falls in two pieces onto the deck of his own ship.
Speaker: You still have your second detection.
Speaker: Farrakh will then turn with one brutal swing and hit the pirate behind him or attempt to.
Speaker: That's 24 to hit. ah Hits.
Speaker: That is 11 points of slashing damage and
Speaker: four points of fire damage. Four? Yeah. Thank you.
Speaker: Still standing. Anything else you want to do with your turn?
Speaker: Yeah, I know I'm going to take the attack opportunity, but we're not losing Alpha as well. He will run over to where the pirates are engaging Alpha. ah ah say Oh, you were reckless, didn't you?
Speaker: Yeah. 22. Yeah, hit. For 5 points of piercing damage. Okay.
Speaker: Alright, top the round, Balval Khan.
Speaker: So with a roar of anguish and rage and urgency, he's still got his wings burst from his back and he uses them to launch himself to the deck where Nyx's corpse lies.
Speaker: and
Speaker: His emanation will hit the pirate that's nearest to Tharok. Just as a heads up, if that guy wants to make a wisdom save. 15.
Speaker: Fails. He takes the full damage, which is 21 points of force damage. Thank you. ah As Baal kind of so just kind of skids in, if you like, to the body of Nyx.
Speaker: And again, his hands delve into his pack. As tears stream down his face, he is muttering in draconic.
Speaker: owlahan krhan iksh shout naharakha <unk> And he's placing gold pieces into the wounds of Nyx.
Speaker: And he's going to cast Revivify at third level. Nice. For his action to bring Nyx back to a single hit point. And he's going to stay there cradling Nix on the floor as the wildfire spirit
Speaker: is going to come in.
Speaker: And it can engulf all of us together.
Speaker: And unless any of the, ah unless any of the Undying Champions will like resists, basically, it will teleport us all back.
Speaker: ah In fact... Hold on, let me just see distance-wise.
Speaker: Shit, yeah. Can I use it to teleport us onto the steps behind all of the enemies? It can get 15 feet. Mm-hmm. who And what that'll do is that'll put Baal at the vanguard. It'll put Baal nearest to all of the pirates with Nyx kind of cradled behind him, Tharok to Baal's kind of ah northernmost shoulder and it'll put Alpha to the back of the group.
Speaker: So it almost protects Alpha and Nyx but puts Baal in harm's way. But also what that does is it moves his emanation over the rest of them. Does anyone willingly kind of Does anyone not want to get teleported by this?
Speaker: I do not. Alpha will resist this, and if he has to make a save, he'll try. Okay, yeah. ah You won't need to make a save for it, he'll take some damage. Tharok, are you going to resist it?
Speaker: No, Tharok's concentration is fully on whatever is happening, so he's not even aware it's happening. Okay. okay um then Alpha and the pirate just to the north that was initially stuck in the emanation will both need to make a dexterity saving throw or just take a little bit of damage.
Speaker: ah fifteen 15.
Speaker: ah Fails, takes 9 points of fire damage. That one is dead.
Speaker: Alpha, you need 16 higher. Yep. Sorry, i was thinking about something. What save do I need to make? Sorry, um I'm really thinking about something else entirely. I was thinking about future shine. Lollipops.
Speaker: Dexterity saving throw. Welcome back to the podcast. Thank you. was lost. I was lost. 13, so I failed. You fail. You take the save. You take nine points of fire damage as you remain behind in the blast. And then the other two pirates on the opposite side both need to make wisdom saving throws as I appear there behind them.
Speaker: It is a 18 and a 6. 18 meets and beats. ah So they take 10 points of force damage and the failure takes 21 points of force damage.
Speaker: Thank you very much. Thank you very much. And that is Baal.
Speaker: Nyx Carell, back on your feet. One hit point. didn't wanna die, I didn't wanna die, I didn't wanna die, I didn't wanna die! Paul! You're here!
Speaker: Oh, you're here! I can't keep doing this! Where is everyone? ah Fuck!
Speaker: You think I'd be getting used to this shit? oh Oh, where the fuck is he? He's patting himself to find the greater potion of healing from everyone.
Speaker: Callum, can you put one back in the fucking party, please? They're all in the party inventory now. Don't look at me. that ah i can't see them in Do you want me to... If you go into inventory and then... on I've got them, but like party equipment. No, he's not put them back in. He's not put them back. I've not got them anymore. i i thought I'd put them back in.
Speaker: you Maybe that's what he was daydreaming about. How much is it great to here how much is a great healing potion? 44 plus 4. 44 plus 4.
Speaker: Oh, please be good. Nope, that's shit. 12 points of healing damage on me. Not damage, your hope. No, could you imagine?
Speaker: Yeah. ah Does that take a bonus action or an action? but Bonus action. I've got a fucking action. I've a fucking action. There's motherfuckers to kill. I'm fucking here for it. Let's fucking do it. Fuck them. Fuck them all.
Speaker: I'm just so done with this shit.
Speaker: ah On the floor, still kind of just... being kind of cradled by Baal or just staying by his feet. He's going to swing a hand around Baal's feet and Eldritch Blast, the one on the far right um Baal's ah ba's rightich corner. Let's fucking go.
Speaker: he's just annoyed. you're still on the floor, it'll be disadvantaged because it's arranged. Don't worry, we'll we'll say it's thematic. No, he's on the floor.
Speaker: It's going to be... ah Okay, that's... What was it? At disadvantage.
Speaker: I just had it. Oh, 18. At disadvantage. That's lovely sound for you guys to hear on the mic. ah Four points of force damage.
Speaker: He's going for it. killed out Killed it. Killed it. Oh, he's going to just shift his ah aim to the next one along. um Disadvantage.
Speaker: he's going to miss. 11. That'll miss. Miss. That's it. And he'll slowly spend the rest of his turn, stagger into his feet, holding onto the side of the hull to pull himself up.
Speaker: hu Dueling out of one side of his mouth, his tongue kind of lolling out the other side, just looking fucked, completely fucked, while in a way that you've never seen him look fucked.
Speaker: Alpha.
Speaker: Alpha.
Speaker: Alpha feels a bit, I suppose dumbstruck would be the most appropriate turn. Eurion's gone down, had rolled over, and he thinks of possibly celebrating, he thinks of maybe he should mourn, but there's so many things kind of rough through his head, he thinks himself, we've still got...
Speaker: Something we need to do. And Alpha's just going to make his way over to Urian's body. I know it's going to open up opportunity attacks. I will happily take them if they want to.
Speaker: ah yeah One's an 11 and one's a 14. ah They both miss. I will target one of them with Sentinel. but ah you You're out of reach.
Speaker: You're not in melee range. Shame. <unk> um Then as my action, I'm going to search Yurion and try and find this key.
Speaker: So it was it was on his neck. So while in his when he was decapitated, it kind of just sits there ah by the top of his spine ah on ah on a black chain.
Speaker: and Fair enough, easy to find. He'll pick it up, he'll hold it in his hand very, very tightly. He knows this needs to go to Baal, so we will be making his way back to him, but he just kind of looks a little bit towards Eurion's head. And maybe it's kind of um a gesture of relief or frustration or something.
Speaker: It's going to accomplish nothing, but this is probably the first time Alka thinks this might make me feel better about things. And I'm just still going to shoot his head. I'll be honest, the pistol's going to build up with energy, and it's going to shoot his head um ah while it's while it's on the ground. And it's Yuri on...
Speaker: Wearing a crown as well. He's not on his head, no. Not on his head, no, no. Just out of curiosity. but So yeah, I'm going to pick up the key and I'm probably going have to wait a turn, I'm just going to shoot the lone head of Yuri on in frustration.
Speaker: Nice. Anything else on your turn?
Speaker: No. No, no, that's it. That's fine. I'm going to leave it at that. Okay. Realizing that the odds are stacked against them here,
Speaker: the three remaining sailors of the Shadamandian Navy serving on the line of the sea jump ship, or at least the two who are bordering the edge of the ship do.
Speaker: They leap off. The one still on the middle of the helm that watched you kind of do this shot attempts to flee to the north away from you. And in that sprint realizes that the crew of the severed compass have tied ropes, have lied gang planks.
Speaker: And on the port side of this vessel,
Speaker: the 60 raging Osroland Islanders are storming this vessel to aid you.
Speaker: And this Shadamandian sailor gets pummeled with javelin after harpoon after spear after strike. And there are no more possible threats. Initiative has ended.
Speaker: And as you kind of survey around,
Speaker: you look to the south and our mighty armada, of orange-shaled ships are sailing towards your direction.
Speaker: As you look to the west, bubbling, green, putrid pools of acidic water spilled like an oil slick over the ocean top.
Speaker: The thunder slowly begins to settle, the rain begins to settle.
Speaker: And Alpha, you're stood with this kind of crystal rock shaped um glowing keystone attached to a black obsidian chain.
Speaker: What do you do?
Speaker: I'm going to take it over to Baal, who has the pocket dimension. Alpha's actually going to hold his hand out for Barl to give him the pocket dimension. just It's more so in case anything goes wrong in this moment.
Speaker: Alpha's probably the only one who might be able to try and quickly react to fix something. Barl, please. The pocket. Barl's got his kind of satchel there around his waist, but he's there kind of still cradling Nick somewhat.
Speaker: It's okay. You can let me up. I want to i want to fucking... I want to fucking... I'm just going And Nix will lean over the edge of the boat where those two fuckers jumped off while you guys do your thing. Danny, just for your point of reference, I've got 120 feet of eldritch blast. Those two are going down to the depths so the spider who swims can eat their fucking souls.
Speaker: And I won't stop until they're gone. cannon So much rage. You hear this. sh shru Take it, fuckers. Until they're dust.
Speaker: As you guys were. A beautiful moment. I've just got some rage. 18 seconds of punt pummeling and their hit points would be gone. Thank you. As that happens, Farot knowing that a hell portal...
Speaker: And we hope our friends are going to come through it, but knowing that something else could come through it, he's going to take his potion of greater healing and just come over to Nick's and give it to him to drink, knowing that something horrid could come through that if it's not our friends.
Speaker: And it's knowing that Nick's is still in the bad way, so he will just give him another potion greater healing. And Bar will remove the pocket portal. hand it over to Alpha with a nod, ah and again turn back to Nyx and say, you're never leaving me again. And he's going to just full-on tongue him down the throat whilst pumping in a third level ah cure wounds.
Speaker: for So much is happening. in Juicy healing. I know, man. You get... 31 plus a d8 because of my that's only a one bollocks 32 i'm back on max guys guys it's been a journey oh my god oh my god as alpha is just left there with the pocket dimension but no one's kind of paying it or him much either No, no, Alpha's got his own moment at this moment.
Speaker: He's going to walk away just a little bit with the pocket dimension and the keystone away from all that because he's very concerned, a shockwave or anything like that. And the fight has basically shown him that he valued his friends more than he actually valued killing Uriam.
Speaker: They were the priority. So he's stepping away from them. But he is standing right next to Uriam or what's left of him. And alpha with the pocket in one hand, the keystone in the other.
Speaker: It's a quick glance to Eurion, Eurion's head that's on the ground. And he's going to say, as he's sliding the keystone into the pocket, hoping that it works and nothing goes wrong.
Speaker: Avast, motherfucker. And they're going to put the keystone into the pocket dimension. As you put your hand through the pocket portal, You feel a burning sensation in the other side of your hand and a kind of dry wind.
Speaker: And then you feel another warm, kind sweaty, bloody hand grab yours. Take the key. And as you pull your hand back out, you're covered in kind of not your sweat, someone else's, not your blood, but someone else's. And then there is like this kind of scorched fell green bilious ichor also swept up in it, like picture, like a really dark pus as well.
Speaker: And as you pull that back out,
Speaker: your leg, of the counter alignment has been completed has been fulfilled save one last moment and that is the crown and the trade lord Fossan's deal
Speaker: and to find out you have to join in next time this is all From the Fellowship at Tabletop, Belandreconis.
Speaker: Jesus. ah Fuck balls. GG, guys. GG. So, a lot happened there. Some good decisions, some bad.
Speaker: But we got there. The important thing is we made it. And we get by with a little help from our friends. you It's 1.30 in the morning for us here, so I'm not going to keep us here any longer.
Speaker: we are the Fellowship of the Tabletop. Farewell! Farewell!
