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Primetime Pints: Welcome to Primetime and Pines. I'm your host Tanner Greens, my co -host Dylan Guthrie. Dylan. What are the people here for?
Dylan: Mmm. I might get it this time. Big games. Cold beers, hot takes.
Primetime Pints: There we go big games cold beers hot takes This big game is a big fat stinker stinker stinker stinker stinker stinker. I hate this team i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him This is my hat all day today for the golf tournament. I played in It's trash. It's just, I'm done. i
Dylan: Man they gave you false hope for a little bit And ever since you said that. They have just not been performing.
Primetime Pints: They don't do anything right. They don't do anything right consistently. Every mistake that you can make, they make it. They cannot get off the field on a third down. It is unbelievable. They cannot.
Primetime Pints: Get off the field on a third down. And now all of a sudden, oh, Gotti, the greatest offense there is, looks terrible.
Dylan: Just stupid mistakes.
Primetime Pints: I hate it I'm in a life of misery. On top of that... Early stock down of the week. is the green household. football teams, all of them.
Primetime Pints: All of them. Texas loses two weeks in a row. to Oklahoma into Florida. Terrible. Mizzou looks like they don't belong in the SEC this week. And get some. Dog Walked by Ole Miss.
Primetime Pints: My wife. Text me in the first half of the Ravens and Browns games while I'm at the golf course and says. The Friday Night Fever football games, which is our high school football games here in Missouri.
Primetime Pints: look better than the Browns offense. Guess what? The Ravens lose. And what's going to happen? In the second half, the Cowboys are going to lose.
Dylan: At least the Ravens... or at their backup quarterback. So they have a little bit of an excuse.
Primetime Pints: It's just... So. Bad. Bad weekend. In the greenhouse. to watch football
Dylan: I was going to say SEC football. You have a huge advantage when you're home field, but that doesn't go for Texas apparently.
Primetime Pints: They suck. Everything sucks.
Dylan: Arch is overrated, man. High hopes.
Primetime Pints: Everything. All of my teams suck. They're always going to suck. I'm never going to get to wear my jerseys.
Dylan: It's gonna be that way until you stop watching and then all of a sudden they're gonna turn it around
Primetime Pints: At least I'll get to drink a beer, Dylan. What's our beer of the week?
Dylan: Oh, beer of the week. Coors banquet, ladies and gentlemen.
Dylan: Nice refreshing beer.
Primetime Pints: In preparation for this yesterday, once again, hanging out with my buddies. About a 12 -pack of these. Okay. My wife dropped me off in Colombia. I sent her home with three of them.
Primetime Pints: so that I'd have them for tonight, so please put them in the fridge. Guess where they were five minutes ago?
Dylan: Not in the fridge, on your counter.
Primetime Pints: in the back of my truck still.
Dylan: hey Nice for him to be here, baby.
Primetime Pints: So they're all nice. I've got them on ice.
Primetime Pints: I've got a throwback to the pilot. We still have a garage beer.
Dylan: yeah you might need that
Primetime Pints: This week's pint. This is a This is where I belong. with with Sasquatch. I'm going to the woods to just. Be alone. and never have to watch football again.
Dylan: You're just giving up. Your football teams have just killed your confidence in watching them. You can at least cheer on Red Zone.
Primetime Pints: It's Miser. it
Dylan: Everybody loves a good red zone.
Primetime Pints: It's misery. It's misery.
Primetime Pints: Misery.
Dylan: Sorry, bud.
Primetime Pints: Sorry, you can talk about the Coors Bank with some if you'd like.
Dylan: Oh, Coors Banquet. This is... It's one of my favorite beers. That and Miller. i like it a lot it tastes really good Am I going to drink seven, eight of them? No. but I still really enjoy Coors Banquet.
Dylan: Great taste, for sure.
Primetime Pints: I was pleasantly surprised yesterday. i I could not tell you the last time I had a Coors banquet. And I did have seven or eight of them. and I was good. They're a little, little they're.
Dylan: Yeah.
Primetime Pints: ah They're heavier than just a standard light beer.
Dylan: a little heavier
Primetime Pints: They've got a little more happiness to them. um The bottles are cool. Just gonna, you know.
Dylan: Yeah.
Primetime Pints: I enjoyed it.
Dylan: I like the stout bottles. I like the cans.
Primetime Pints: Yeah.
Dylan: I do like the cans. I also like the aluminum bottles with the red top too. Their own little thing. It's nice Bringing the actual red banquet. logo into it. Uh... But yeah, every once in a while they're good to have. They're obviously not something you want to drink all the time. If you are, you're...
Dylan: probably from Yellowstone. um But... I definitely enjoy them a lot. But like I said.
Primetime Pints: Gonna take it to the train. station Take me to the train station, Dylan.
Dylan: I might have to if the Cowboys keep playing like this.
Primetime Pints: Just take me. Take me to the train station.
Dylan: We may not make it through a full season if they keep playing it like this.
Primetime Pints: Oh Okay, I'm going to turn it around. For the show. For the show, I'm going to chip her up. I got to.
Primetime Pints: but Let's uh... let's let's Let's turn things into a little positive. Let's transition into some. No, God, no. The trivia is going to be about the Cowboys and the Packers.
Primetime Pints: Okay, I'll...
Dylan: At least you might be able to win.
Primetime Pints: i'll i'll cheer up well because watch there's gonna be questions i don't know And then I'm going to look like ah the idiot Cowboys fan. And so i'll i'll I'll get a little more chipper once we get through the trivia.
Dylan: Okay, we'll see. Yeah.
Primetime Pints: Alright. This week's.
Dylan: all right this week
Primetime Pints: Bar bet trivia.
Dylan: our bacteria trivia
Primetime Pints: We've got Dylan's wife, Kelsey.
Dylan: we've got dylan's wife kelsey
Primetime Pints: Asking the questions.
Dylan: asking the questions
Primetime Pints: Kelsey, what you got for us?
Dylan: kelsey what you got for us Okay. first. question. The Cowboys and Packers famously played the Ice Bowl in 1967. What was the temperature? at kickoff.
Primetime Pints: Buzz.
Dylan: Buzz.
Primetime Pints: Negative.
Dylan: Negative.
Primetime Pints: 16.
Dylan: sixteen Buzz. Negative 4.
Dylan: The answer is negative 13.
Primetime Pints: Bang!
Dylan: hey Dang it.
Primetime Pints: 1 -0.
Dylan: One minute.
Primetime Pints: 1 -0.
Dylan: Nice. question. What type of... Cheese is the iconic Green Bay Packers cheese head hat. supposed to represent.
Primetime Pints: Buzz.
Dylan: bus
Primetime Pints: Sharp cheddar.
Dylan: sharp chatter
Dylan: Is that right?
Dylan: And like, what do I eat?
Primetime Pints: If it's wrong, just say it's wrong because Dylan gets to guess.
Dylan: If it's wrong, just say it's wrong because Dylan gets to guess.
Dylan: I mean... Is it just cheddar? hey Yeah.
Primetime Pints: All right, that counts. That's got to count.
Dylan: No!
Primetime Pints: It's gotta to count.
Dylan: Cheddar and sharp cheddar and two different types of cheeses.
Primetime Pints: Yeah, but
Dylan: yeah
Primetime Pints: I know.
Primetime Pints: I don't know. they did What's the trivia questionnaire say?
Dylan: What's the trivia?
Dylan: i think canner good this Oh, dang.
Primetime Pints: Bang!
Dylan: Come on, you're my wife.
Primetime Pints: Bang. 2 -0.
Dylan: You're supposed to help me.
Primetime Pints: 2 -0. That's a sweep. That's a sweep.
Dylan: Alright, give us the last question. okay last question which cowboy player holds the team record for Career Thanksgiving. touchdown Catches. and How many did he have?
Dylan: You should know that.
Primetime Pints: Well...
Dylan: well
Primetime Pints: All right, Buzz.
Dylan: art buzz
Primetime Pints: I'm gonna go...
Dylan: i'm going to go
Primetime Pints: It's gotta be longevity, right?
Dylan: It's gotta be longevity, right?
Primetime Pints: I don't think CD has it yet.
Dylan: I don't think CD... has it yet
Primetime Pints: and you got to think of like peak so it's
Dylan: and You guys can get, like, pee. so it's
Primetime Pints: I'm going to go Des Bryant.
Dylan: Yes, Brian.
Primetime Pints: And I'm going to say.
Dylan: And I'm going to say.
Primetime Pints: nine.
Dylan: nine
Primetime Pints: Is the player correct?
Dylan: know's the player correct No. A player's not even correct.
Primetime Pints: Okay, Dylan.
Dylan: I was with you. I don't think CDs... has it I thought it was going to be Dez.
Primetime Pints: Oh my god, I'm an idiot.
Dylan: oh my god I'm an idiot. Uh oh.
Primetime Pints: Make your guess and then I'll tell you who it is
Dylan: Make your guess and then I'll... tell you who it is Is it somebody within our lifetime that I've watched?
Primetime Pints: Yes.
Dylan: yes oh Why do I feel like I should know who it is then? Oh, is it Jason Witten?
Primetime Pints: Jason Witten. It's got to be Jason Witten.
Dylan: Is it... Is it eight? michael ervin Oh no.
Primetime Pints: Oh, it is Mike. That was a...
Dylan: That was it.
Primetime Pints: the other receiver i was would have went but i thought maybe jason went and had it
Dylan: other receiver i was would have went but i thought maybe jason didn't head it Well, I got absolutely smoked soon.
Primetime Pints: How many, Kelsey?
Dylan: How many?
Primetime Pints: How many did she say?
Dylan: um you Thanks. Six touchdown catches.
Primetime Pints: That's not that many for the Thanksgiving.
Dylan: That's not that many for the Thanksgiving.
Primetime Pints: day record.
Dylan: day record.
Primetime Pints: Hmm.
Dylan: All right.
Primetime Pints: Well... Those...
Dylan: Nope.
Primetime Pints: Very fun trivia.
Dylan: Very fun trivia.
Primetime Pints: Thank you for helping Dylan lose again.
Dylan: Thank you for having me, Bill. losing upp Thanks babe.
Primetime Pints: Three to one.
Dylan: Love you.
Primetime Pints: Thanks Kelsey.
Dylan: um Love you.
Primetime Pints: Love you.
Dylan: by
Primetime Pints: Bang! Drink it up, Dylan.
Dylan: Damn it!
Primetime Pints: That's three in a row. Three in a row, you may never...
Dylan: I got smoked.
Primetime Pints: You may never win another trivia. ever.
Dylan: I'm going to invite somebody and I'll tell them the questions I want them to ask.
Primetime Pints: Somebody roast me in the comments for not getting Michael Irvin. I mean, he was on the short list of potential guesses, but I...
Dylan: Also, somebody tell me, is sharp cheddar and cheddar the same thing? Because when you buy it at the store, mild cheddar and sharp cheddar are two different types of cheeses. I'm just saying.
Primetime Pints: Let's be for real. If she wouldn't have been wishy -washy about it, would you have guessed? Cheddar
Dylan: Yeah.
Primetime Pints: Or because she said no to sharp cheddar, would you have gone?
Dylan: I would guess cheddar.
Primetime Pints: No, you would have done like.
Dylan: There's no way it's not Gouda, obviously, the way the look of the cheese looks like.
Primetime Pints: You would have said, like, Gouda.
Dylan: No, it's not Gouda.
Primetime Pints: You would have said.
Dylan: It's not Swiss.
Primetime Pints: Gouda.
Dylan: It's not provolone. What other cheese am I going to guess?
Primetime Pints: You're not guessing cheddar
Dylan: Mm hmm.
Primetime Pints: I guess.
Dylan: mild cheddar. Give me mild cheddar.
Primetime Pints: i I guess we'll never know.
Dylan: Boo.
Primetime Pints: Boo.
Dylan: Alright, I'll give it to you.
Primetime Pints: Alright.
Dylan: Fine.
Primetime Pints: Yeah.
Dylan: you have the You can have the lead.
Primetime Pints: Three to one. Did you finish that beer? The people at home are starting to talk and they're starting to say.
Dylan: I'm... I need a nipple on it.
Primetime Pints: Dylan. can't drink beer. For a show about beer and...
Dylan: Oh, I can drink beer. I can't chug beer.
Primetime Pints: For a show about beer and football. This guy stinks. He's just like the Cowboys.
Dylan: Oh brother.
Primetime Pints: He stinks.
Dylan: There, it's done. This guy stinks!
Primetime Pints: Alright.
Primetime Pints: know I just made my boom loose. Oh god.
Dylan: ah Nobody likes a loose boom.
Primetime Pints: All right, come on. Let's get into the six pack.
Dylan: Okay. All right, first one. Thursday night letdown. Rough game. Rough game, man.
Primetime Pints: Say it with me. Defense. Defense.
Dylan: Was it defense or was it just terrible quarterback play?
Primetime Pints: That's all this
Primetime Pints: was probably a combination of the two.
Dylan: Yeah. Oh man. That hurt a little bit there. Alright.
Primetime Pints: indig Indigestion? You can't drink a beer?
Dylan: Yeah. It was bad. all right
Primetime Pints: Oh my god.
Dylan: I don't really need to roast him because social media roasted him. But Bo Nix is absolutely awful this year. It is a huge step backwards. What was it, 4 .9 yards?
Dylan: Air yards per pass attempt this season. I think he's averaging like... Close to six yards per pass.
Primetime Pints: The second half of the game his average length of target was behind the line of scrimmage
Dylan: Yeah, it's It's not fun to watch. did Did you watch the end of the game? Ryan Fitzpatrick just went off on him.
Primetime Pints: I did. i was I had it on whenever he did it live.
Dylan: He was.
Primetime Pints: And then of course.
Dylan: He was upset.
Primetime Pints: it Mm hmm. it was everywhere on social media
Dylan: He just doesn't. He's not throwing the ball. He's not going downfield whatsoever.
Primetime Pints: Nope.
Dylan: Like he's not challenging anybody. He's not risking anything. The defense is doing enough for them to win the game. But he just looks absolutely horrendous when it comes to.
Dylan: Playing Corderec.
Primetime Pints: Yeah.
Dylan: So. i They thought it was the plate calling. It's not the play calling. It's the quarterback. That's your biggest issue. Right there.
Primetime Pints: Yep.
Dylan: So.
Primetime Pints: They have a massive bone X problem.
Dylan: Yeah.
Primetime Pints: And I... I don't know what they're gonna do to fix it.
Dylan: No.
Primetime Pints: I don't know if it's a mental block from the the ankle injury. I don't know if... Just Sean Payton. stroke. gold with him last year. I don't know.
Primetime Pints: I don't know what the answer is.
Dylan: i don't know
Primetime Pints: I don't know what the problem.
Dylan: Because it's not like he doesn't have weapons like Jalen Waddle is a good... wide receiver. He should be getting open. You have Evan Ingram. You still, Cortland Sutton's getting older, but he still can get open.
Primetime Pints: Court in Sutton. Yep.
Dylan: He's still a good wide receiver.
Primetime Pints: Yep.
Dylan: So it's not like you don't have the weapons to throw the ball. He's just playing scared like he doesn't want to make a mistake, which he's making mistakes is the problem. He's not throwing touchdowns and he's still throwing interceptions. So.
Primetime Pints: Yeah, I mean, it's just bad. they So this is crazy. To finish the game, they had... their last 29 offensive plays. How many yards did they get on the across those 29 offensive plays?
Dylan: I'm going to go ahead and guess it's under the amount of plays. 15.
Primetime Pints: Not quite, 32.
Dylan: Oh. Man.
Primetime Pints: Which is still historically bad.
Dylan: Yeah, still bad.
Primetime Pints: So and in Seattle, we keep talking about Seattle with no run game, no running back help.
Dylan: Still bad.
Dylan: No.
Primetime Pints: and then On top of that, all of a sudden. Sam Darnold. looks bad again.
Dylan: Yeah, he... I'm Like I'm not trying to give him. Credit. Some of the mistakes he made were absolutely horrendous, like two interceptions. You're heavily pressured. The guy's not open. You're trying to put it in a position and trying to finesse it. Throw the ball away. You still have a chance to kick a field goal with that first interception. It's third and one. Just throw it away. Take the points.
Dylan: Live to die another day. Same thing. Gets down there, gets heavily pressured in overtime, throws another interception. Like, just throw the ball away. Why is that such a bad idea?
Primetime Pints: Yeah. I don't know
Dylan: But then obviously they have offensive line issues. I think he was pressured on like... 40 % of his dropbacks, which is... Obviously a massive amount, but...
Primetime Pints: Heart. hard to win a game like that.
Dylan: No. Yeah, whenever you don't have to stack the box to stop somebody. and you can stop them with your front and just one person in the box. It's pretty easy to play. coverage, so... They need to get Charbonnet back and they need to get Price back and they need to figure out how to run the ball.
Dylan: So. If they don't do that, it's just going to be Sam Donald's just going to keep making mistakes with the ball in his hand. so
Primetime Pints: Yeah, I think both of those teams are in trouble.
Dylan: Yeah. They're gonna have to turn it around, that's for sure.
Dylan: Alright, Travis.
Primetime Pints: Beer number two. We're going across the pond.
Dylan: Travis Hunter with a big game. Big game for Travis Hunter. Obviously, they didn't win the game. but Touchdown and an interception in the end zone.
Primetime Pints: Yeah.
Dylan: Another guy?
Primetime Pints: Back to back drives.
Dylan: Yep, but he also did make some mistakes. Big one.
Primetime Pints: I mean, he's playing. He's playing...
Dylan: Yep.
Primetime Pints: Corner. Wait, what was the big mistake specifically?
Dylan: Yeah. ah The pass interference, I'm pretty sure, on the end zone down at the one -yard line.
Primetime Pints: Oh.
Dylan: Yep.
Primetime Pints: Gotcha. yeah see once again i was playing a golf tournament today so i had red zone on my phone Just watching as much as I could.
Dylan: ah He had let Nico catch like a 40 -some -odd -yard pass also. but Okay.
Primetime Pints: Oh, well, that's Nico. He's going to do that.
Dylan: First time since 1970 when they merged for a player to have an interception and a touchdown catching the same game. It's a big game. You've got to recognize it. You've got to recognize it.
Primetime Pints: Hey. I mean he's an elite.
Dylan: It's also his second touchdown, and they're both... In London. Fun fact.
Primetime Pints: That is a fun fact. Maybe they'll put him on a currency
Dylan: Yeah.
Primetime Pints: Do you think he's the number one selling jersey in London?
Dylan: I mean...
Primetime Pints: They're just all Travis Hunter guys because they are Jags fans.
Dylan: I'm pretty sure they said for a while the Jaguars were the highest -selling jerseys in London, so I i wouldn't be surprised.
Primetime Pints: They are because they... They play there the most.
Dylan: Yeah, they just stayed overseas because they played two weeks in a row in London.
Primetime Pints: And so.
Dylan: Yeah.
Primetime Pints: Yeah. You know what? We may have got the 50 states. but they took back the Jaguars.
Dylan: Yep. That's their tape now. Just leave them over there. Alright.
Primetime Pints: Yeah, I mean... The... Are we touching on that game at all later on? I don't think so.
Dylan: I have it in stock down, but we can touch on it again if you want to.
Primetime Pints: Let's...
Dylan: yeah
Primetime Pints: Well, let's talk about some of the positives. Hey. ah A quarterback play was great. I mean these guys were having a duel. CJ Stroud.
Dylan: Oh yeah.
Primetime Pints: And Trevor Lawrence. Both. ripping up and down the field. I think Trevor ended before touchdowns. CJ had three. Uh... I don't want to tell you, but I told you, and I told you, and I told you. Watch out for those Texans.
Primetime Pints: Watch out for the Houston Texans, Dylan.
Dylan: I mean they won the game, but...
Primetime Pints: Mmm.
Dylan: Like I pointed out.
Primetime Pints: Ooh, you... You're going to say something stupid. Yeah, the Texans.
Dylan: Like I pointed out. The game would have potentially been an overtime game had they taken points instead of gone for it on fourth down in the first half.
Primetime Pints: Yeah, well.
Dylan: so I'll touch on it.
Primetime Pints: Regardless?
Dylan: I'll touch on it a little bit.
Primetime Pints: We'll get to there.
Dylan: I'll touch on it a little bit.
Primetime Pints: But the Texans the Texans I told you they just needed to beat up on those Titans and then boom They're back to being a football team.
Dylan: God. They're just going to keep rolling, huh?
Primetime Pints: Speaking of the Titans, that's going to roll us right into beer number three.
Dylan: Yeah. Titans get their first win.
Primetime Pints: Okay.
Dylan: Is it from good offensive play?
Primetime Pints: Wow.
Dylan: No.
Primetime Pints: One receiver had a good game.
Dylan: But... Oh yeah, Cardinal Teddy had a great game.
Primetime Pints: Yeah, a little breakout.
Dylan: Pretty sure he's the only person that really touched the ball or caught the ball for them, but... You had a great game.
Primetime Pints: that's a good strategy.
Dylan: Yeah. You had a really good game. But... I mean... Cam Ward, not so much. Yeah. Not so much.
Primetime Pints: And you said it, special teams. That punt block.
Dylan: There was... Absolutely nothing being done for that offense until the fourth quarter happened. And it all started from DKs. ah Return. That literally just set them up for Cam Moore to have his one single touchdown pass to.
Dylan: Cardinal Tate. And then what happens? Special team steps up again and blocks. a punt and scores a touchdown. So what do you know? Here we go.
Primetime Pints: There's three phases to this game, Dylan. Three phases. Everybody likes to ignore the third phase. The special teams unit. Wait, they can...
Dylan: I mean, the special teams unit is the best of unit on the Titans field today.
Primetime Pints: They can win you and lose you ballgames.
Dylan: they eat Well, they won it, man. They want it for them.
Primetime Pints: They did. They sure did.
Dylan: They did great.
Primetime Pints: Yep.
Dylan: Yeah, I mean, Cam Ward went 11 for 22 for 102 yards and a touchdown.
Primetime Pints: Oh, so.
Dylan: And I'm pretty sure.
Primetime Pints: Yep.
Dylan: A third of those yards in the touchdown came on that one drive after the bar turn.
Primetime Pints: uh i i was scrolling you know when i got home and I saw the replay of the pump block. And it looked like that punter.
Primetime Pints: Broke his leg.
Dylan: Mm -hmm.
Primetime Pints: they say he I think he went out with a foot injury. Uh... But. boy. If you're trying to kick a ball as hard as you can and you have a grown man dive into your leg, that has got to hurt.
Dylan: Oh, it probably doesn't feel great by any means.
Primetime Pints: Yeah. Yeah.
Dylan: All right, JJ Redemption.
Primetime Pints: But...
Dylan: Look at JJ. That was a great game.
Primetime Pints: Mm hmm.
Dylan: He came in. I thought he was gonna be able to do it.
Primetime Pints: Hmm.
Dylan: I really did. All in the fourth quarter. Score 17 points. Obviously they went for it on fourth down. didn't get it but I mean, he looked really good besides the pick.
Dylan: Obviously the first drive, but. Other than that, he looked pretty good coming out.
Primetime Pints: It's... The best football that he has played
Dylan: Oh yeah.
Primetime Pints: And I don't just mean in the NFL. I mean, it's the best football that I think we have seen him play because in Michigan, he didn't do anything. When they won the National Championship of Michigan, he just turned around and handed it off.
Primetime Pints: He didn't have to do anything for that team.
Dylan: Yeah, when you have late quorum, it's pretty easy to look good in college.
Primetime Pints: And so. This was the first time where it's like, okay. Maybe this guy... Some of these. quarterback situations we've seen in recent years. They get drafted early. They go to a team. They stink. a little change of scenery, and then get a little juice. Little juice.
Primetime Pints: There you got it. You know? will Will McCarthy be the next one?
Dylan: Yeah.
Primetime Pints: I don't think so. I don't think he's good. But. I bet he hopes so.
Dylan: I mean is he better than Jameis Winston right now? Meh. Did he play better today?
Primetime Pints: Yeah.
Dylan: Yeah, we'll see.
Primetime Pints: Hmm.
Dylan: dude If you're... If you're John Harbaugh, do you start? McCarthy, or do you start Winston next next week?
Primetime Pints: Well. What does it... This will be my stock down. Just. I'll do it now.
Dylan: Oh. Oh.
Primetime Pints: I'll do it now. My stock down is Jameis Winston. And Cam Scadabo. Because. James Winston. barring significant injuries to other people, will not start an NFL game again.
Primetime Pints: I mean he just can't. He... We've seen Jameis. We know what Jameis is. Jameis. when he's on can throw for 500 yards and seven interceptions.
Primetime Pints: Like... And he's just not, he ain't got it. He's not going to get it back.
Dylan: You know what he's really good at is he needs to be a sideline analyst.
Primetime Pints: an entertainer.
Dylan: he's He's an entertainer. He's hilarious. he's He's going to get jokes in there. He's going to make people laugh. That's what he needs to do.
Primetime Pints: He is an entertaining guy to listen to and to watch. Uh... but
Dylan: He's got that going for him But playing football, probably not anymore.
Primetime Pints: Football. Not so bad. So I'll, I'll save the cam scatter for my stock. So, but to answer your question, no, I'm rolling with JJ McCarthy. If I am the Giants. Uh, Because what are you doing with...
Primetime Pints: Jamis, you know what you have with Jamis. You're not going to win many games with Jamis. At least McCarthy's an unknown. Let him go out there and suck for a while. If he does...
Primetime Pints: But, like, you can't just keep trotting out, Jameis. It's not the answer.
Dylan: yeah
Primetime Pints: so
Dylan: I mean, they're not playing terrible football, so you still... have a chance to at least do something but Are they going to be able to? Produce some playoff wins without. Jackson Dart, no, but...
Dylan: You can at least give. JJ, some chances to keep that offense rolling and see what your players can do to try to keep some high hopes.
Primetime Pints: Yeah.
Dylan: Alright.
Primetime Pints: Beers. beers five and six dylan i like i like you're expanding our horizons you're expanding our horizon change up that's a good
Dylan: Change up.
Primetime Pints: Hey.
Dylan: Yeah.
Primetime Pints: i'd see what you I see what you're doing for the people.
Dylan: Alright.
Primetime Pints: The changeup Dylan's throwing here is we're we're moving into some... Baseball Talk. What you got Dylan?
Dylan: Does the MLB need the salary cap?
Dylan: A lot of talk.
Primetime Pints: Personally. I think so i for competitive balance across professional sports leagues. it seems to be necessary. Why are they the only ones that don't have one?
Dylan: Yeah. I think it will help. Yeah, balance out a little bit more. for sure because i think like the dodgers the yankees they obviously have this massive amount of money they get to spread around to a salary so whenever free agents are hit or trades happen they have a lot more financial standing that they can use.
Dylan: On the other end, though, the only thing it is is when you have a salary cap, you also have to put a floor and the lower market teams, I think, is what's going to struggle because they're. Some of them may not be able to hit.
Dylan: that floor. like they need to.
Primetime Pints: I don't know that that's true.
Dylan: I think. That's part of the issue is that lower market, they need to have a floor. And some of them may not be able to without having ah changing the... Um... Share.
Dylan: market. So how much they get from the MLB. in a order to pay their players like they need to. I think it's like Oakland, Cleveland. I forgot who else it is.
Primetime Pints: Um... Diz. Does the NBA or the NFL? I have a a minimum. ah minimum 4. Is that a thing?
Dylan: I feel like there is. Yes? Don't quote me on it. i'm pretty sure
Primetime Pints: Oh yeah. Yeah, I'm Googling it right now. I did not know that. I figured. hey You don't want to spend the money. You don't spend the money. Because how do teams end up with $60, $70 million dollars in free cap? If they're...
Primetime Pints: Because this is... According to just a quick Google search, it says 90%. of the cap. But like that would mean the teams only have 10 % cap to work with. So it's like that. can't be correct.
Primetime Pints: Because there's some teams that have... boogers of open cap space. But it says that for the the NFL, the NBA. Is it? Uh... And the NHL has a set floor as well. so Yeah, I don't know the the hard thing that baseball is gonna run into is the cat's already out of the bag
Dylan: Mm -hmm.
Primetime Pints: is they have already decided that these big market teams can pay these guys $700 million. dollars So how do you... How do you wrangle that back in?
Dylan: Uh... I think the other way is you're going to have to restructure contracts. So they're already lengthy contracts, but I think the only way you can dumb them down is you're going to have to restructure them. Make them lengthier.
Dylan: or you're going to have to start doing what the NFL does and these players are getting signing bonuses and things like that to try to help a little bit more.
Primetime Pints: I mean, I guess it's a maybe they have like a grandfather clause where all current contracts Don't count to that. And you have. and you know, this amount of time to get under the cap. or
Dylan: Yeah, it's gonna take time.
Primetime Pints: Something...
Dylan: It's not. something you're gonna be like oh 2027 2028 Everybody's got to be under the cap.
Primetime Pints: Yeah.
Dylan: It's just not going to be possible the way that MLB.
Primetime Pints: did Did you see the conspiracy theory flying around?
Dylan: Yeah, that the Dodgers got swept because they're going to try to make a claim that, oh, well, we.
Primetime Pints: about the Dodgers.
Dylan: we don't have a salary cap right now and we still didn't make it to the world series well shit you made it to the
Primetime Pints: Mm hmm.
Dylan: championship series three years in a row. That's not the argument.
Primetime Pints: But the small market teams won the World Series.
Dylan: God, it's just it's a stupid conspiracy theory.
Primetime Pints: Yeah, I don't know I think I think you'll see more.
Dylan: You still see like small market market teams. make runs but not as heavily as you do with some of the teams that have more money like the yankees Every year, Dodgers every year are going to make the postseason. It's just going to happen. They have so much money in their rosters that their team is good enough to get them to the postseason. But those small market teams, like... They'll have a year where they make a run, and then all of a sudden that next year they could drop off and be a 500 team or less than 500 team just because of their salary. So.
Dylan: I think it's going to make a difference but like I said the biggest thing I keep seeing is you're going to have to change. the structured revenue sharing because some of these smaller market teams aren't going to be able to hit the floor. So something's going to have to change on that aspect in order to put a salary cap into effect. but
Primetime Pints: Yeah. I'll tell you one thing, but I'm not the person that has to find the solution to that. Because I don't know.
Dylan: i Thinking about that just gives me a headache of the people that are in charge of doing all of that stuff. Good luck.
Dylan: Alright.
Primetime Pints: Um, Just a little flash into the game right now. It is 7 -17. The Cowboys did score. uh
Dylan: Ooh, who scored?
Primetime Pints: Javante Williams on the ground.
Dylan: Mm hmm.
Primetime Pints: uh but then The Packers must have had too much popcorn for this game. Because if Matthew Golden and Christian Watson could hold on to the ball, it'd be 34 -7 right now. because they both have had several drops.
Primetime Pints: So.
Primetime Pints: I'm not saying there's a chance because there's not the Cowboys are going to lose this game.
Dylan: They're kicking a field goal this could do something here
Primetime Pints: Yeah, it's gonna extend it's it's gonna extend the lead is what it's gonna do
Dylan: He could shank. He could shank.
Primetime Pints: So, all right, beer number six. were We're going.
Dylan: The NBA sports bet restrictions.
Primetime Pints: the sports bettors the sports bettors okay These sports betting apps. already. They make bukus and bukus and bukus of money. What do they always say about Vegas? The house always wins.
Dylan: Yeah.
Primetime Pints: the The books always win. Like. And now they're. gonna gonna Tell people they can't bet unders? on certain props. for certain players.
Primetime Pints: Just because a couple of NBA guys are idiots and have fixed them?
Dylan: Yeah.
Primetime Pints: I... I get old.
Dylan: It's just because it's the sport that is getting the heaviest Heaviestly abused. And it's not like heavily abused, but you get like... two three four players that are doing it
Primetime Pints: It's the easiest one to manipulate.
Dylan: That's obviously way more. Yeah.
Primetime Pints: It's the easiest one to manipulate.
Dylan: And they picked... They picked four things that were the easiest way to modify it to keep people from doing it for sure. Like the people under 12 minutes per game.
Dylan: I understand. If you're not averaging more than that, you shouldn't have an under bet. that you can do.
Primetime Pints: you You should have an overbet then. If I can't bet they're under, then I shouldn't be able to bet they're over.
Dylan: Yeah.
Dylan: That's fine. I'm tired of doing that too.
Primetime Pints: That's my policy.
Dylan: The under two, more than two under bets in one game.
Primetime Pints: is
Dylan: That's a stretch. mate that Like people like to live on the unders. It's not something that's going to be, oh, you have one under bet. That's fine too. yeah
Primetime Pints: Is it two per player?
Dylan: Maybe not.
Primetime Pints: I think it was per player.
Dylan: I think it's per player.
Primetime Pints: So like you can't take somebody's under on assists and their under on points.
Dylan: I mean, shit, if I get a matchup difference, I would prefer to have the unders.
Primetime Pints: But even then...
Dylan: It's not like they're going to go out there and play bad for it.
Primetime Pints: You're going to let me parlay the overs and lose whenever that doesn't happen.
Dylan: It's just... And yeah.
Primetime Pints: So why can't I parlay the unders and lose when they play well? like It's just, they're just money.
Dylan: It's just easier to manipulate the unders than ah the overs.
Primetime Pints: All they're trying to do is save face. And so that there's not this. bad reputation on the and NBA, and on gambling. And they're trying to make...
Dylan: I'm fine with them restricting the two -way players and the 10 -day contracts too.
Primetime Pints: Yes. I don't know
Dylan: that's That's one I'm like, that's for sure something that probably shouldn't be allowed. Good. Some of the other ones obviously are kind of give and take. But... They're obviously trying to take a step in the direction to limit.
Dylan: Players, sports betting. on themselves. but
Primetime Pints: Yeah. I don't know. I just, once again. They got no problem taking your money. whenever you lose betting the under. but now all of a sudden you'd start winning betting the unders and now It's gone.
Dylan: Yeah. too much, just like insurance. You pay the premium, but when you start going to the hospital or the doctor too much, nah, we can't cover that. We're gonna go ahead and make some rules here
Primetime Pints: Oh, I'm sorry. You used your car insurance? That means that... your car insurance is now more expensive. The fuck do I have it then?
Dylan: People keep winning on unders. We're going to go ahead and take those away.
Primetime Pints: Yeah. e Money.
Dylan: All right, stock down.
Primetime Pints: money money money money Stock. Down. I'll just go right into it. I already said Jameis. And I said. Cam Scadabo. Did you see the press conference afterwards with Harbaugh?
Dylan: No.
Primetime Pints: Oh, my God. There was like... one reporter that asked multiple questions about scatabo and his usage in this that and the other and the benching of him, and he's like...
Primetime Pints: he We didn't bench him. He said, He... he had this amount of snaps He's like... Uh... Right now, we need a running back. and we have four running backs. And none of them are stepping up.
Dylan: I mean he's not lying.
Primetime Pints: He goes, He's like we he goes We want one of them too. And I'm sure they all want to. But right now... We've got an empty hole. And we need one of them to step up and none of them are stepping up. And we're going to keep playing them until we figure out that the one that can.
Primetime Pints: And it was just like.
Dylan: I'm pretty sure. Najee Harris had four rushes for two yards today. It's...
Primetime Pints: Disgusting
Dylan: God, it's just so bad.
Primetime Pints: Disgusting. I don't know what Tyron Tracy's stat line ended up being, but I think he's he scored at least once, if not twice.
Dylan: oo They had that cut that pass of the backfield.
Primetime Pints: And it's just like.
Dylan: That was a pretty nice one
Primetime Pints: There's still Tyrone Tracy is the weirdest Giants running back of all time.
Dylan: I mean, it was. It was receiving yeah.
Primetime Pints: This guy feels like he's been there for 10 years. And he will randomly come in and like be a little effective, but just isn't good. I guess. I i don't know. He's just confusing. He's weird. Stock down. First off on the Giants overall.
Primetime Pints: I've said it. I don't think. They played... fruit. Tough. Hard -nosed football, great. they don't have the consistent firepower. I don't trust him.
Primetime Pints: Stock down. Big stock down.
Dylan: I mean, that's a pretty good stock, Bam.
Primetime Pints: especially on like i said jamis earlier i said it i don't think that man is going to start another NFL game. unless barring more injuries. his's He's done.
Dylan: alright
Primetime Pints: What's your stock down?
Dylan: Mine is going for it on fourth down in field goal range. Take the points
Primetime Pints: That sounds familiar.
Dylan: Take the points.
Primetime Pints: That sounds... familiar.
Dylan: The London game today is a prime example. First half. Jaguars are in field goal range. it's Fourth and four and they decide to go for it And guess what happens? They don't get it.
Dylan: And guess what? It comes down to the end of the game, and the Texans have the ball, and they kick a field goal to win it. If they would have taken the points, they have Cam Little. Arguably probably one of the better top kickers this year.
Dylan: Probably could have made it. And then that kick would have been sending you to overtime. You're still alive. But you know what? You decide to go four and fourth down. Didn't get it. You lose the game by three points because of it. so Maybe let's take the points instead of start gambling in that situation.
Primetime Pints: It's the analytics. It's the and. and Analytics. Somebody commented on one of ours. And he put. a An ant emoji. and then analytics and anti -hand analytics i like it i was a big fan
Dylan: but
Primetime Pints: Uh... Thank you. It just, once again.
Dylan: Just take the points.
Primetime Pints: Take the points. The points.
Dylan: When you're there and you have a field goal and it's within range of your kicker and they're consistently making it. Take the points.
Primetime Pints: Seven's better than three.
Dylan: Just because you want the seven points.
Primetime Pints: But guess what? Guess what three's better than? Three's better than zero.
Dylan: It's true. Just... That was a coaching mistake. like the jaguars looked so good and it came down to the last kick but Had the Jaguars kicked the field goal in that situation, it would have been an overtime game. We would have got more exciting football. But since Liam decided to go for it on fourth down.
Dylan: That just completely robbed that. and it paid ah or ended up hurting them in the end of the game. so
Primetime Pints: And it's a divisional game.
Dylan: Yep, and that even hurt hurts even more.
Primetime Pints: Once again, and it's going to be them and the Texans fighting for that division.
Dylan: Yep.
Primetime Pints: So.
Dylan: It hurt you even more.
Primetime Pints: Alright. Wouldn't it be... where's your positive where are we looking up where are we looking at what's your stock up
Dylan: Oh. We're looking up. We're looking up on Marvin Harrison, baby.
Primetime Pints: oo
Dylan: Big looking up. Obviously he only played 12 snaps today. but he got targeted four times, caught three passes.
Primetime Pints: Yeah.
Dylan: Looks good. Got CJ Stroud, played with him at Ohio State.
Primetime Pints: Yeah.
Dylan: He's looking good. He fit in there pretty easily. Look nice. i I think he's going to roll. He starts getting a few more practices in. Gets comfortable around CJ again. I think he's gonna have a good season.
Primetime Pints: Yeah, so I don't know if you follow our content, Dylan, but I kind of said that this week.
Dylan: ah Yeah, I know.
Primetime Pints: I put that out there, okay?
Dylan: I'm going real stock up now.
Primetime Pints: Yeah, uh -huh.
Dylan: Tanner said that we talked about last week.
Primetime Pints: I said.
Dylan: I also traded for him in two leagues and it was the best decision so far.
Primetime Pints: Marvin. Marvin to the moon. Marvin to the moon. um i call it I said he sandbagged his way out of there.
Dylan: Oh yeah, he did
Primetime Pints: And he looked completely different. in just the practice clips. Uh... I didn't see his specific snaps today once again.
Dylan: Some of them are like quick slants But...
Primetime Pints: it You cannot...
Dylan: I mean, when you're running a quick slant and you're on the same page, yeah.
Primetime Pints: It can only go up. It can only go up. you I mean, his first. His first four weeks in Arizona this year were terrible. so
Dylan: Oh, he he matched his season high of catches. so
Primetime Pints: Yeah.
Dylan: Only up.
Primetime Pints: Yeah, you.
Dylan: You only played 12 snaps and you...
Primetime Pints: use
Dylan: Utah, you're season high for catches.
Primetime Pints: You stinky rat. I tried to get him this week as well.
Dylan: Man.
Primetime Pints: And Farmer was like, you're like the third person that's tried to trade for him. Maybe I want to keep him. and I'm like.
Dylan: I'm... Okay. i I took advantage. I went for it.
Primetime Pints: I tried to get him, though, for a broken fingy A .D. Mitchell.
Primetime Pints: So. Yeah. My stock up.
Dylan: Yeah.
Primetime Pints: They haven't even played yet this week. But it's the 49ers. I keep harping on the 49ers. This week they did take the odds for the favorite to win the Super Bowl. I've been saying that
Dylan: ah They are the number one now, yep.
Primetime Pints: Uh... But this this week... by not playing it. they the rams The Rams lose to the Cardinals?
Primetime Pints: What?
Dylan: I'm convinced if... Matthew Stafford can't force the ball to Puka or Devontae Adams. they're not going to win the game.
Primetime Pints: So the Rams lose to the Cardinals, which makes both of them 2 -4. And Seattle loses, which... I believe they are also. No, they might have three wins. It might be three and three.
Primetime Pints: But regardless. By not yet playing. Until tomorrow night. The 49er stock went way up because...
Dylan: Yep.
Primetime Pints: We all know the Cardinals are not going to be a threat. to make the playoffs or do anything in the playoffs. So them beating up on the other divisional teams is fantastic for the 49ers. what What is going on in L .A.?
Dylan: And i' like I said.
Primetime Pints: How do they lose that game?
Dylan: They just looked so bad. they Puka and Stafford. did not connect anything like they did that. Monday night game. Like not even close.
Primetime Pints: Uh. I think they lost that game, and the Cardinals didn't score a touchdown. They had six field goals.
Dylan: okay
Primetime Pints: What do we say? What did we just say, Dylan?
Dylan: Take the points.
Primetime Pints: What'd you say? Take the points.
Dylan: Sounds very familiar. I remember whenever we were sitting on the couch watching the Chiefs and the Steelers play in college, and the Steelers beat us by kicking six field goals.
Primetime Pints: Take the points.
Primetime Pints: I'm sure Peyton lets you hear all about that.
Dylan: Oh, he was sitting right next to me.
Primetime Pints: No.
Dylan: Yeah.
Primetime Pints: So, no. Their stock's up without even having to do anything. And they play Washington tomorrow. Just. Chalk it down. they're going to win that game. so Watch out, 49ers.
Primetime Pints: Been saying it, going to keep saying it. Stock is up. They're looking good. So. All right, we'll transition into the playoff pint.
Dylan: Chicago. Chicago Bears, huh?
Primetime Pints: That is my playoff point. My playoff point is... With the return of Caleb Williams. The Chicago Bears are going to win the NFC North.
Dylan: Oh they looked really good.
Primetime Pints: That when Caleb is on the field. They have the best offense in the NFL.
Dylan: Luther Burden is fun to watch when Caleb Williams is on the field too.
Primetime Pints: Luther Burden was a lot of fun to watch at Mizzou for the three years he was there.
Dylan: Yep. And he's just continuing it even more.
Dylan: But yes. DeAndre Swift is a phenomenal. running back whenever Caleb Williams is healthy.
Primetime Pints: You're full of spoilers this week.
Dylan: Yeah.
Primetime Pints: Spoilers
Dylan: He looks so good.
Primetime Pints: well You know... I clearly think so because in the show notes, Dylan.
Dylan: I never looked at him.
Primetime Pints: That's my fi -
Dylan: I never looked at them.
Primetime Pints: That's my fantasy takeaway. So I guess we're just combining. We're going to combine our playoff pint and our fantasy takeaway, and we'll roll into that since we're talking about it. What is going on here?
Dylan: Stop touching your boom.
Primetime Pints: I didn't. It's falling off of my support. right This is amateur hour. I'm so sorry. Gosh, idiot. I'm just as bad as the cowboys. I can't do anything right.
Dylan: Maybe you should just sign off.
Primetime Pints: Yeah.
Dylan: I'll do the rest on my own.
Primetime Pints: Wow Here I was. Finally getting... to pour one of my cold Coors beers since it's been on ice for the playoff pint. And my fantasy takeaway, like we said.
Primetime Pints: DeAndre Swift. went with Caleb Williams on the field. He's a top 10 running back. for fantasy. I don't think he's a top 10 running back in the NFL, but. For fantasy purposes.
Primetime Pints: whenever this offense is rolling.
Dylan: He's like...
Primetime Pints: eight They move the ball down the field and he gets touchdowns.
Dylan: Yep. It's like Javante Williams.
Primetime Pints: Javante Williams stinks.
Dylan: Well, yeah. Yeah, but he gets sessions.
Primetime Pints: Not anymore. They don't score touchdowns.
Dylan: so Did he get a touchdown tonight?
Primetime Pints: No. Yes.
Dylan: Okay. Alright. We already touched on it.
Primetime Pints: Dude.
Dylan: Rams, they're not playoff contenders. They just...
Primetime Pints: That's...
Dylan: God. They there's. games they look phenomenal and then there's games today they just look like they don't have anything figured out I don't know whether it's coaching. I don't know whatever it's offensive. I don't know what's going on.
Dylan: But they just look. Rough at times.
Primetime Pints: The...
Dylan: like
Primetime Pints: The biggest credit that you can give the NFL. is the disparity week by week.
Primetime Pints: Everybody. everybody would have picked the Rams. to win this game.
Dylan: Oh, I better pick them. 100%.
Primetime Pints: Everybody. Nobody except for some crazy Arizona homers and even them. I would assume the majority of Arizona. homers or thinking they're losing this game
Dylan: They probably thought they were losing.
Primetime Pints: And they're going to win. and it's just like i don't know like i said i don't know what's going on there This is not the start that the Rams. Saw coming.
Primetime Pints: They were the preseason favorites to win the Super Bowl.
Dylan: Does Matthew Stafford retire after this year, or does he try to run it back again?
Primetime Pints: I got it.
Dylan: Maybe this is it.
Primetime Pints: I think he's coming back. I don't know.
Dylan: Hmm.
Primetime Pints: I don't.
Dylan: You had the you had ah the MVP. You come back and you start two and four.
Primetime Pints: Yeah.
Dylan: Not even close to what you want.
Primetime Pints: I don't know. Is Miles Garrett still out?
Dylan: Yeah.
Primetime Pints: i think he was yeah so Well, it's not like their defense was a problem. They only gave up. Six field goals.
Dylan: That's about it. They're playing better.
Primetime Pints: So.
Dylan: But...
Primetime Pints: ae Yeah, it's just weird. It's just weird.
Dylan: It's just weird football to watch.
Primetime Pints: Yeah. It is because... Pukunukuwa. As like somehow. A top five. wide receiver in the NFL. Like he's phenomenal
Dylan: Yep.
Primetime Pints: We've talked about Kyron and Corum being a great one -two punch there.
Dylan: I'm pretty sure Kyron said that.
Primetime Pints: That's...
Dylan: they're lacking energy on offense because he's not out there.
Primetime Pints: Because Kyron's not out there?
Dylan: Yeah.
Primetime Pints: Like when he's saying when he's not on the field, the offense.
Dylan: When he's not on the field they don't have energy I'm pretty sure he said that.
Primetime Pints: So him and Blake must not be friends.
Dylan: nice It's not something you want to say when you're buddy buddy with the other running back.
Primetime Pints: This is clearly...
Primetime Pints: This is clearly well, I mean they spend all of their time together in the running back room. So yeah, that's a little hostile
Dylan: I'm pretty sure Coram had a better game, even.
Primetime Pints: Well, the Rams. Here's the... Let's... Pump the brakes. Pump the brakes. The Rams' next four games.
Dylan: Okay.
Primetime Pints: Vegas?
Primetime Pints: Los Angeles. The other Los Angeles, the Chargers.
Primetime Pints: The commanders. And then the Cardinals again.
Dylan: So they go 3 -1.
Primetime Pints: They should. I think they go 4 -0.
Dylan: ah
Primetime Pints: Now...
Dylan: do they beat Do they beat Vegas?
Primetime Pints: Now once they get through that the back half they got Green Bay, Kansas City, San Francisco So.
Dylan: Yeah they're fucked.
Primetime Pints: they're They're staring at 500. in the eyes. Unless they figure something out.
Dylan: a
Primetime Pints: Right now.
Dylan: They need Garrett back.
Primetime Pints: You know who's not staring 500 in the eyes? Disc.
Dylan: Who?
Primetime Pints: Crappy. Dallas Cowboys, who are down 7 -20. About to go into the fourth quarter.
Dylan: Hey, they're still full for a quarter. We watched JJ McCarthy score 17 points.
Primetime Pints: ah Well.
Dylan: That's possible.
Primetime Pints: Yeah. Sure.
Dylan: It's possible. Alright.
Primetime Pints: Sure. Who's your fantasy takeaway?
Dylan: My fantasy takeaway is Omar Cooper Jr. Looked really good.
Primetime Pints: He did.
Dylan: In his first... I will say his first game. He obviously got hurt within...
Primetime Pints: Yeah.
Dylan: the first few plays of him starting week one. Looked really good today. he had His first touchdown got called back, but he still ended up scoring again in the game. He just looked. Really good route running, catching the ball.
Dylan: He obviously is a favorite for Dino right now, him and Garrett Wilson. So I think he's going to start producing pretty well for them. so I like them
Primetime Pints: They, I mean... It looked like at the beginning of the year, once again, it looked like Adonai Mitchell was going to step up into that wide receiver two position for them. And then he breaks his finger.
Dylan: Yep.
Primetime Pints: And... who knows whenever that little finger is going to feel good enough to come back and play. uh but if he doesn't if he if that finger doesn't heal up quick he's gonna lose his spot
Dylan: Yeah.
Primetime Pints: Because...
Dylan: yeah
Primetime Pints: Yeah.
Dylan: Cooper jumped right in and looked like he didn't even skip a beat. Looked like he'd been playing there since week one.
Primetime Pints: Yep. Not to be confused with Darius Cooper.
Dylan: No. That's another good Cooper.
Primetime Pints: The... The touchdown scoring machine.
Dylan: The only guy that scores touchdowns for the Eagles.
Primetime Pints: Mm. Yeah, they... They didn't have a good day.
Dylan: No. They never have a good day.
Primetime Pints: Never.
Dylan: Not until Sirianni's gone.
Primetime Pints: Oh god. Yeah. Okay. Do you want to do your last call? You want me to do my last call?
Dylan: You want me to do it? i'll go I'll go first.
Primetime Pints: Alright.
Dylan: All right.
Primetime Pints: What's your last call?
Dylan: They won the game. But Cam Ward is going to get the classic Bryce Young benching before this year's done. he just is bad he needs to sit on the bench for a little bit Throw Mitchell in there for a little bit.
Primetime Pints: Hmm.
Dylan: Give him the Bryce Young treatment. Let him sit back behind QB2 for a little bit. See what's going on. Wake him up a little bit. He's just playing terrible.
Primetime Pints: When you say Mitchell, dar you is Trubisky the backup for the Titans?
Dylan: I'm pretty sure Trubisky is the backup. Quarterback for the Titans, yes.
Primetime Pints: Well, that tells you why that he hasn't been benched already. Because... Mr.
Dylan: Hey.
Primetime Pints: Chibisky stinks.
Dylan: I mean... He's got to be playing at least put some better passing yards together than what Cam Ward's doing right now.
Primetime Pints: The only grace I will give Cam Ward. is that man is under pressure. Immediately. That offensive line. It can't block anything.
Primetime Pints: So... I'm not sure that any quarterback could be performing well with that offensive line. It does not help. that this is a young developing quarterback who's trying to do that.
Dylan: It's true. It's also true. Bless my snitch.
Primetime Pints: But... Hey, they snuck out the win.
Dylan: I think he gets the Bryce Young treatment before the season's done.
Primetime Pints: Okay. Alright. Well. My last call take. Write it down here. The Chargers will have the first... Coaching change.
Primetime Pints: of the NFL season.
Dylan: Who's it gonna be?
Primetime Pints: The first one's going to be Mike McDaniel. He's going to be the scapegoat.
Dylan: Yep.
Primetime Pints: Uh...
Dylan: He's going to be gone.
Primetime Pints: They lose next week. and The offense looks like it does. then he's going to be gone. And then... If they don't...
Primetime Pints: figure something out. And no. They're going to lose their next three games. Harbaugh will be fired. after week 10 when they lose to Baltimore.
Dylan: That's your guess.
Primetime Pints: That's my call right now.
Dylan: I don't mind.
Primetime Pints: They are 0 and 6. They have a bye in week seven.
Primetime Pints: They come back from their bye and they play the Rams. And then they play the Texans. And then they play the Ravens. When they go 0 and 9.
Primetime Pints: He will no longer be their head coach.
Dylan: Sure. It's probably a good time to fire him. I'll tell you what They made a mistake by firing Greg Grohman. last year.
Dylan: You're losing the wild card. Take them at 11 -4 season. but it's not good enough. So you fire him, you bring in Mike McDaniels, and guess what? Mike McDaniels takes you to an 0 -6 start as the play caller.
Primetime Pints: And the offense looks horrible. Here we go.
Dylan: And it looks so bad.
Primetime Pints: Horrible.
Dylan: So bad. And you just get upset because in the playoffs, he the offense doesn't sit there and produce as much as it's supposed to.
Primetime Pints: Horrible.
Dylan: Well... Your offense isn't producing anything right now. So you're not even getting close to the playoffs. You're not even going to taste the playoffs this year. So.
Primetime Pints: No.
Dylan: firing him was obviously not your best choice and hiring my Mike McDonald's was even worse choice so
Primetime Pints: So that's my last call take. Bit. Out of everything that's going on in the NFL. And we see midseason coach and firings. Happen. Not all the time, but they happen.
Primetime Pints: This one. It's going to happen.
Dylan: Do you think Syriana gets fired? midseason.
Dylan: Or do you think they let him ride it out until the offseason?
Primetime Pints: they're going to let him ride it out because of all the injuries.
Dylan: Yeah.
Primetime Pints: If this was a healthy...
Dylan: scapegoat
Primetime Pints: Yep. If this was a healthy Eagles roster, Yes. If they were doing this, but...
Primetime Pints: Nobody knows when or if Jalen Hurts is going to be back. um Blood clots are nothing.
Dylan: That's such a weird
Primetime Pints: to play around with
Dylan: Weird thing going on.
Primetime Pints: It... For, I mean, what is Jalen Hurts like? 28.
Dylan: Yeah, I think around that 2029
Primetime Pints: Yeah, that's so bizarre. You typically these blood clots like that. Happen. to people much older in life they haven't chris bosh That's why Chris Bosh had to quit playing in the m NBA.
Dylan: Yeah.
Primetime Pints: Um... so it's
Dylan: I mean, that's why wimb Wimby had that blood clot for a little bit.
Primetime Pints: Yeah, and so it happens but it's rare and I don't know
Primetime Pints: Don't know if he's ever gonna play again. He might if they you know figure out What? was going on if it was just a fluke or something but if he's like now pre -disp Dispose. and up Pre -dis...
Primetime Pints: What am I trying to say?
Dylan: Man, that warm Coors banquet's really getting to you tonight, man.
Primetime Pints: It is man. Uh... if this is something that could continue to happen they are not going to play around with that and Jalen shouldn't play around with that I mean you can die well that That blood clot leaves your calf, goes up through your heart.
Primetime Pints: It's called the Widowmaker. I mean, they literally... So. they
Primetime Pints: Anyway. To get off of that medical rant.
Primetime Pints: That is the reason, though, because they are so depleted, because Hertz is out. because Saquon's been hurt. There. Knock. They lost. Lane Johnson to retirement.
Primetime Pints: Trade it away their sinner. They got so much. going wrong? That. they I don't think they'll fire in midseason.
Dylan: Okay, he makes it the full season. Do you think it's mutual? and he decides it's time to walk away, or do you think it's an actual firing?
Primetime Pints: solely based on his demeanor on the sidelines and how much of like somewhat of a prick that guy seems like, he is not going to mutually part ways with anything.
Dylan: Fair.
Primetime Pints: So no.
Dylan: It's a fair assessment.
Primetime Pints: So if he is not going to be the coach of the eagles it will be because he is fired they are not going to mutually part ways That won't happen.
Dylan: I'm gonna get an Eagles fan on here to ask them for their opinion on Sirianni.
Primetime Pints: Yeah, I don't know. I only have one Eagles fan friend. and He lives in Pennsylvania. I haven't talked to him in several years. We occasionally Snapchat about our dogs because we got our dogs when they were puppies.
Primetime Pints: Shout out Ed Packer.
Dylan: Yeah.
Primetime Pints: Yeah.
Dylan: You guys are living the dream right now. Under 500.
Primetime Pints: so in In the worst division in football, the NFC East.
Dylan: yeah
Primetime Pints: And they're only going to continue that suckiness because... The Cowboys still suck. They're gonna lose tonight. They're going into the fourth quarter. Prediction. Packers all night long.
Primetime Pints: Thanks for...
Dylan: You're going against your own team. Give me the comeback. I'll cheer for the Cowboys. Come on boys
Primetime Pints: Yeah. Mmm. Beer bet.
Dylan: Sure.
Primetime Pints: Ooh. Okay. All right. Well, thanks for listening. Primetime Pints. Dylan. What do the people get here?
Dylan: You get big games, some occasional cold beers, not for Tanner tonight. And some hot takes.
Primetime Pints: Big games, cold beers, hot takes. Thanks for watching. Once again, you wanna be our trivia questioner. Now, this is where the real stuff starts going. We've gotten past our wives. It could be you. It could be you. Leave us a comment.
Primetime Pints: Let us know what you want to hear about. If your team's playing, you even have a better chance that we might pick you. So. Let us know. who You want to do trivia?
Dylan: Just pick questions I'm going to get right.
Primetime Pints: Let's keep up the hot streak. Thanks for watching. Primetime Pites.
