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Banter, Brawls & Bravado #8: A Friendsgiving Special ft. Comedian Bayoan Malave & The Blusiast Myke Austin
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"Banter, Brawls & Bravado #8: A Friendsgiving Special" featuring Special Guests...
Comedian Bayoan Malave @bayoan_comedy &
Thrill Seeker "Airtime" Myke Austin @theblusiast @eltororyan
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Transcript
Introduction and Guest Line-Up
00:00:23
Speaker
to toe, release the flow Created by this mic pro, life cameras get low Action back, back to back, in fact this monster will grow Y'all better let him know Man with the master plan and you have no need to know You can't prepare now get ready for the show
00:00:45
Speaker
yo yo yo what up what up what up friends welcome you know what it is ball and buds is here with another episode of banter brawls and bravado our friends giving special and boy do we have some special guests coming in with us tonight to share some laughter, some stories, and also talk about their upcoming projects. So first of all, you know who we're always going to welcome in. Usually always at my my right-hand side, my streaming partner in crime. Clubber D, the combat. Gee, what's good, brother? How are you feeling today? We having fun. I'm feeling good, man. You know what I'm saying? I'm ready to do this show. i've been
00:01:28
Speaker
It's been a long time coming in these knuckleheads on this show. And I'm so glad we didn't get the people we wanted. We got these other motherfuckers that are on here. But I'm just so glad this is happening. So glad this is happening.
00:01:39
Speaker
ah yeah stupid. And I love how we already started out parental advisory is necessary for this episode. So next we bring in, I know, you know, I was called club redeem my brother from another. And this is another brother from another, you know, my actual brothers, since we're young, young, young, young, young.
00:01:59
Speaker
way back in the day. He is a comedian tearing up the 757 circuit. He's even performed at the legendary Funny Bone and he is now doing voice-over work. So if you're looking for your next romantic novel to be voiced over, for I think he's your man.
Meet the Guests: Bajuan Malave and Airtime Mike
00:02:18
Speaker
Comedian Bajuan Malave. What's good? What's up y'all? I was friends given. I came ready to eat.
00:02:29
Speaker
What's coming utensils don't bring no food typical My man brought props What are those guys My mom bought them for me for Christmas, so I'm about to take them off, but I just want to do it for the intro um But anyways next we're going to bring on. What is that? Does that mean oh sorry about that? That is me next we're gonna bring on here. I didn't know what that was I We're gonna bring on, he is better known as Airtime Mike of the Bluesiest and El Toro Ryan YouTube channels. He is a thrill seeker, roller coaster enthusiast, and he tells me that he has visited every park in the United States and ridden over 500 rides. Welcome in from the Bluesiest and El Toro Ryan, Airtime Mike.
00:03:22
Speaker
What's good, man? That's the itis kicking in from the front the and from the food, man. It was great. Just kind of just trying to wake up. ah yo I appreciate that. I appreciate that intro, man. Like you got to get some talent there, man. I know, you know, yeah that's that sound i sounded really good over there. I really appreciate that. ah Thank you for that. I appreciate the love. You're very welcome, my friend. Thank you for joining the show. We appreciate it. It's been a long time, probably a few years since you and I last spoke. So I'm glad to see you and I'm glad you're doing well.
00:03:53
Speaker
Appreciate it. I see you over there at Club of D. We'll see you over there as well. What's good, boy? Hey, you know, I'm just, you know, I'm just maintaining. I was going to post some pictures last time we hung out down at Bajo's. I want to say it was probably, it was pre-pandemic. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was like the year before the pandemic or a couple of months since last time.
Social Media Promotions and Engagement
00:04:19
Speaker
I think we all hung out together, but I couldn't post the pictures cause there's a lot of, you know, shot taken and you know, uh, headstands of water and big stands of water, you know, just us acting stupid and silly. ah You guys give me $5 and I'll post them, but you know, we'll keep them all in, you know what I'm saying? right
00:04:41
Speaker
If y'all are ready for stories and and for jokes, thank you, Dan. I appreciate it. My mom bought them for me for Christmas. I like the welcome for more i see deals i like i just want to mention i like the the color palette we got going on here with the panelists here in Hollywood. We are wearing very similar. I see a lot of quality cuisine holders in this in this ah lineup right here. Let me throw um so quick shout out to Marcus, Tijuana, Jack,
00:05:10
Speaker
Patterson, the first quality shirt ever printed. If you know, you know, that's an old school right there. oh ah but try to our company What's the cigar company called? Oh, he's got a cigar company called Tijuana Jack cigar company. I'll check it out. It's all over Instagram. Shout out Marcus. Shout out to everyone that knows us and want to tune in. in And that's a great segue because also before we get started, I want to make sure that everybody knows where to find these gentlemen at. First of all, make sure you're always subscribed to Ball and Buds, B-A-L-L-A-N-D-B-U-D-S on YouTube so you can follow all our videos, Clubber D, I, and the rest of the crew. Make sure you hit that like button while you're watching right now. Hope that algorithm out, get us out there. But also make sure you tap in with these gentlemen right here. First of all, Air Time, Mike, go ahead and give them your pages in YouTube, Instagram, whatever you want to promote.
00:06:00
Speaker
Yeah, you can catch a, you can see me on a YouTube channel, Ltor Ryan. I'm one of the Coachee idiots on social media. You can follow us over here at the bluesy is that's what this is right here. Black enthusiasts. That's pronounced bluesy is on a, on IG. We also got a Facebook group also as well ah that you can join as well. And in my personal Instagram, ah if you guys want to catch any culture, contrary to airtime underscore Mike, and that's Mike with a Y.
00:06:27
Speaker
Boom. There you go. Made it easy on me. I didn't have to remember all of them. Bajo, where can they find you at? I know you got your comedy page popping. What else? Yeah, man. um You can catch my comedy page at number six comedy. That's number and then six comedy on Facebook. Um, or you will find absolutely no content because apparently that's how you get followers. I've got followers on that page and I don't have anything posted on there at all. Those are called stalkers. Those are stalkers, but they're, they're, you know, stalkers are a different level of follow, but you know, now I'm just stalkers trying to see what you're doing.
00:07:04
Speaker
Well, and it's a better better time than never now to start posting that content. You know what I mean? Especially if you want to ah be doing voice over work for romantic novel. Absolutely. I have a completely different thing going with that, um you know, starting voice over work. And I do have an LLC starting though, you know, kind of make it on my own team. Yeah. I'm really excited about making money using exactly what you guys are listening to right now. So if you guys at home like what you're what you're hearing, check out Paid Entertainment LLC.
Supporting Charities and Community Events
00:07:37
Speaker
That'll be my company um that I'll be doing all these voiceover works for. If you want romantic ah messages sent to your loved ones, I'll post a video of your face with my voice and we'll really turn the pants off your ladies for, you know, for the birthdays, holidays, Christmas, whatever you want.
00:07:53
Speaker
I heard you did. I heard you do voiceovers during that guana mating season. That's not right. It's true, man. There's a lot of there's a lot of money. and You get into the the soothing stylings of Bajuan contractual agreements. I'm not allowed to do their mating calls on air. But yeah, it's very interesting work. And I'm very fortunate to be involved in that. that's what's up So so ah so the voiceover work paid once again paid Paid Entertainment LLC, P-A-Y-D. Yeah, man, it's actually an acronym that stands for pay all your dues. Yeah. And make sure you put in your, you got to get the cash app. Make sure you throw it up in there, man. So that way we can get this funding ready to go for you. Yeah, absolutely, man. Because honestly, as I start this journey, man, and as we, you know, with this episode being a Thanksgiving episode, a Friendsgiving episode, man,
00:08:51
Speaker
um I want to definitely plug a lot of charities that that I'm into in regards to, you know, things people can donate because I'm really about helping their homeless. So I don't want to be um anything that's more so about me trying to get my name out there as much as like exposing things that I care about also, while hopefully helping people um with their traffic commutes or whatever it is that they're doing, you know, it's all about giving back ultimately.
00:09:19
Speaker
I hear you. What are some of those organizations you work with? Can you tell us any about any of them? At the moment, I don't work with any. um You know, as i as I, you know, do further research and and figure out which ones are more local here, I don't want to do anything that's too commercial because I'd rather more so affect my direct community. You know what I mean? So I could dig it.
00:09:39
Speaker
Yeah, no, that's good. That's good that you do that. and and And I've actually been doing that myself. That's funny that I didn't I didn't even know that about you that we're both into helping the homeless. That's my big thing, too. I've been working with an organization called Shower the People. They do mobile showers for the homeless. So I go every Thursday and I cut hair. i I'm going to give the the guy sponge baths. like upload Maybe a little bit. Maybe you a little bit of sponge bathing going on. Pause. Pause.
00:10:06
Speaker
Anyways, Mike, what about you, brother? Tell us about any of your upcoming projects. I know Clubber D was telling me about a super awesome event that you have coming up. display the youtube stuff
00:10:19
Speaker
mut Excuse me, let me get out the mute button right there so we can hear actually be heard. Okay, okay. Nah, man. So um the bluesy is what we do is, you know, we're a coaster group, man, that's like ah targeted towards um black coasters. So whether you're male, female, whatever, or you support ah black ocean enthusiasts, we encourage everyone to come. um We'll be heading down to Busch Gardens, Tampa on a Juneteenth weekend.
00:10:47
Speaker
We always try to target our meetups around Juneteenth. We're still working some details out with the park about any kind of special person we can receive but typically we all meet up there and and usually it's about a yeah even though we have our main day will be that Saturday or targeted day for Saturday, June 21. We'll have updates on the Facebook group page for um all specific details as well and and and also on Instagram page.
00:11:11
Speaker
um But now man we get together, man, have a good time, we ride coasters, man. We do some pre-gaming things. We do some after party events also as well. um you know We go to the park, ride. Sometimes we visit other parks also. So Epic Universe is opening up in Orlando. So we may hit that spot up as well prior to the main event at Busch Gardens Tampa. so ah But it's cool to know, man, we um we had a great time last year.
00:11:40
Speaker
ah hanging out there in San Antonio, Texas. So shout out to Six Flags Fiesta for the invite, specifically to my man out there, Director of Operations, Mr. Josh, and showed us a good time out there, man. We went out there for RollerCoaster Rio. They gave us some, ah you know, ERT, which means exclusive ride time, um the Park List Club. I just wasn't, I mean, it's open to everybody for the time, but like we we put, we planned our meetup around this specific event.
00:12:09
Speaker
and it went well man we had over 119 and we helped contribute it to um their numbers for their event I think prior to the our year coming I think they had had the most a little under 300 most and we were able to help boost that number to over like 700 for their event and so ah we about yeah we were about a third of their their total um you know, attendance. So we're very happy with that. But now the group gets bigger every year, man, we find enthusiasts and we get travelers from like all over the United States. So you'll meet people from everywhere, Cali, Texas, Virginia, ah Chicago, Illinois, everywhere, Florida. So we do this once a year, every year, get together.
00:12:51
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I've had my man right there. Bajo. He's got the invite. You know, he he was supposed to be at the first ever Belusius meetup in King's Dominion down there in Richmond. He ain't quite make That's when a Puerto Rican came. I said, ah, I know black. He's a little selfish.
00:13:12
Speaker
He's a little selfish. You know what I'm saying? Like, because the event is around his birthday. It's usually around his birthday time. So like, you know, for some reason, he chooses to celebrate his birthday and rather than come out and hang out with some people out here. I don't know. That's right. What a bum. You can call me out. It's the press giving this though. You know, it's my boy right there. You know what I'm saying? Like he can't sacrifice his birthday to come hang out with some people for a good cause. You know what I'm saying? Like we inviting him in here. So wow. You know what I'm saying? That dude right there. Like, well, coaches, by the way, he do, you know what I'm saying? I do. I do have a five in the year.
00:13:45
Speaker
I do have a question for you, Mike. Um, two, two part question. Actually, it's maybe two separate questions. First one. Um, what's the likelihood of there being rollercoaster groupies within that community? Uh, that, uh, that probability is very high actually. Let's go. Okay. Cause this is what I'm going to do. Okay.
00:14:07
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I already talked to my brother. and We're going to be there this year. okay Okay. My brother will be there next year. ah Okay. So, um, I don't ride roller coasters anymore, uh, due to my, uh,
00:14:19
Speaker
age and um I haven't rode a roller coaster since the rubber yell and I felt a little suspect right now because tell me you're scared without telling me you're scared was a person I don't care but I will break my streak of not avoiding roller coasters And I'll get on one. Okay. So I just need you some nice young lady to hold my hand as I go on the, or someone's mother to hold my hand or whatever. Just want for the wife to hold my hand as I get on the coaster. I just want to know how's that group looking. You know, ladies, if you're looking for a coaster partner, check out the ads, you know, cause I'm not saying that my black ass brother.
00:15:01
Speaker
So, gotcha. Hey, we're going to work that out for you. And look, you know, staying like just because we like rollercoaster doesn't mean you got to like, you know, ride or anything. You can just come to the park to hang out. You know, so, you know, like there's a lot of things to look at. What's the point of going to the park if you're not going to ride the ride? You can listen. Let's listen, man. Somebody, somebody, somebody got to hold stuff. You know what I'm saying? You can't. You can't. Somebody got to hold the bags, man.
00:15:26
Speaker
but wait you hear me say walk earlier as it was and there' a hising seat in one of those pictures yeah oh shit without but um um where he was supposed to be like let me ask you real quick they Now I am I am Puerto Rican so I do have black in your inviting polo weekend. Okay. All right. So I'm a little person. Okay. I'm i'm there. Yeah. yeah yeah we Yeah. We had, we had, we had a good amount of Puerto Ricans came out last time, including white people too, man. So like everybody's invited, you know what I'm saying? So like, yeah, you you definite'tly yes a yeah okay. Okay. Okay.
00:16:02
Speaker
losing their group it's an inclusive yeah Yeah, we don't surrogate anybody at all. um it just It's just primarily like focused on that because ah in this realm of like ah enthusiasts, as far as like our rollercoasters, most people don't think that, you know, it's something that minorities are blacks do. Yeah. And so I'll bring some awareness to it. That's what we did. Oh, oh the i ah taile how enthusia he found picture of this we found down got turned your background off. You guys turned a background off oh know what you guys got Oh, Oh. Me and That's me and Look at him, man. That's a Loch Ness Monster. OK, yeah. Also known as Nessie. I got earrings and a seashell necklace at that time. So. Oh, Lord. He had the puka, the puka shell. I kind of see if I can find that picture. We got one of us had to have that picture on Facebook. He's got it right there. He's got it right there. What your second? Oh, there you go. ah That's.
00:17:02
Speaker
And we're going to get you an updated picture ah next year in June. Like, for sure. Oh, that's that's dope. I like that. ah like I like that.
Thanksgiving Traditions and Anecdotes
00:17:10
Speaker
I didn't change my background because. to do to Change your background to that coach's picture. I like that. I like that. There it is. That's where it is. I'm supposed to be right there. on me ni that pig yeah Look at your man that That's like 50 pounds ago, man. All those are good days. Oh, this is like 20 years ago. This is in the 90s.
00:17:40
Speaker
but can be More than 100 pounds ago for some of us. You got to shout out from your girl, Sarah Honecker, who also says she loves Sarah.
00:17:53
Speaker
Okay, what's going down and there is going down to I went to high school with Sarah Hanukkah. I don't know. Hey, Sarah, come on down to Tampa, Florida, June 21st. Shout out to the Come As You Are ah podcast. She runs that podcast. You guys add her on Instagram.
00:18:12
Speaker
We'll do, we'll do. I couldn't find it. So I'm going to have to look it up again because I couldn't find it. But as you walk out flow and my boys at the bottom line sports, y'all make sure you join that Facebook group at the bottom line sports. Thank you for tuning in. I am the meat master, but, uh, you know, Hey, Mike can have that today. Uh, Sarah says, Hey, of course I remember. What's up. Yes. And a, uh, clubber D look who else is checking in your cousin. doesn't Buster, what up, Buster? My boy, I miss that dude so much. I miss him. Probably going to my mom's house tomorrow. There you go. Yeah, we just BS'ed, man. Just bullshitting, just talking a little bit of everything here, you know, joking.
00:18:56
Speaker
ah But I miss you, brother. Happy Thanksgiving. Hang out at some point. But yeah, I was telling Mike, I want to go to ta Tampa 2. You missed my Puerto Rican joke about being only 20% black, but that's okay. Derek said that he's down. And also Derek was like, I don't know if you've done this before, Mike, but Derek was like, you know, he wants to skydive. And it's like 250 bucks to do it down where he's at. Skydiving before. Yeah, skydiving's got to find it. And it's a lot more specific.
00:19:21
Speaker
out of it Like out of an actual airplane skydiving, yeah i see i'm um i'm not I'm not just a coach on a these man i'm I'm a hardcore and I'm a throw-seeker And he could Cliff jump any I've done all that What you talk about Mike, what is the highest airplane you've jumped out of like the altitude? What was it? Well, I think it was a 10,000 feet. actually george Virginia. That's not man, Tom Cruise. Zach said you got to you got to fry your fry your mom's turkey tomorrow. Oh, that's the only way. That's the only way you eat it. No way. No. No. What are you sipping on right there? Well, we don't even eat turkey over here. What's up? You know, we do pork in this house. We're doing a family at Mark Creek, twelve.
00:20:11
Speaker
notb creek just um Oh, yeah. You already know, Bajo. My mom's cooking the pork as well. She already know, but we got turkey too. I gotta have a less little, at least a little bit. lets go keto That's what I want to know. Who got the bottles? they know go you go actually We'll be making some more this year.
00:20:25
Speaker
we make sure just yeah So actually let's do it let's go there. What's everybody's favorite Thanksgiving food and it has to be traditional. No crazy stuff, no minority stuff that people don't know about. Bajo, what's your favorite or ah Thanksgiving food? I don't know anything like we would eat like like pork. Like pork's not a traditional one that's what I meant it' something like that. I mean I guess you could consider rice right like a traditional Okay, I can yeah, but I mean how right now like what white rice minute, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah je clean rice good mean like i like water you know i don i know the water for an alkaline and level but You gotta do a broken gun do less so it's not foreign But I'm like enough of us has to have had it in our coming up. Yeah foreign, right? Hmm. It's kind of so I should be just typical to anyways, we just call it gun dealers, but it's right. I'm gonna do less
00:21:19
Speaker
All right, Mike, what is your favorite traditional Thanksgiving food? Oh, you can catch me with the fried turkey breast. No, I write the end line right in the breast. Juicy. I'm going to eat that turkey, actually a little extra charred. I'm saying like, don't drop it for 35 minutes, drop for 45 minutes in that peanut oil. That's okay. I'm all about that. Keep that stuffing though. Just, just, just the turkey.
00:21:43
Speaker
I don't need it. I'm I'm I'm a meat guy.
00:22:09
Speaker
of where here' our breast coveration yeah
00:22:16
Speaker
That was my BBC butt-hat boobs. Anyway, let me stop. Clubber G, what is your favorite traditional Thanksgiving cookie? Something I haven't had in a while. I truly do love my ah my mother's sweet potato pie. I'm a big sweet potato pie person. I love it. Man, my mom would be so mad that I just didn't say that. actually Yeah, sweet potato pie is my fault.
00:22:40
Speaker
I would eat it cold, warm. I would eat it with three or four pies. To do a fat action with a pie is to fold it in half and eat it like a harmonica. What the? Yeah. Like a burrito. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. You said what? A harmonica.
00:22:59
Speaker
Yeah, like playing a harmonica. I don't know. know wait wait Wait a minute. Wait a minute. The the pie square. Diabolic. So let's all go. So how do you turn it around? What's where what's where by you? You had a Detroit pizza. What are you talking about? I'm talking about like cutting a slice out of the pie. You oh you know, take the whole pie. You just take the whole pie. Yeah. Oh, yeah. that actually. and da You know, remark it.
00:23:29
Speaker
That accent. And shout out to K-Team, K-Team says good dressing and mac and cheese and I'm going to agree. Yeah, what's everybody's favorite Thanksgiving food? Put it in the comments. What's your favorite food? What's your favorite food? Traditional. I just eat on no social media. There you go, baby. Yeah, hit those for those comments and likes. No, I agree, though. Zach might say chitlins. Mm, that's a good chitlins story.
00:23:58
Speaker
Uh, Flo says homemade scratch dressing. Okay. So a good homemade dressing, feel free to throw any recipes and make or break everything. And and when it's good, geez, man, dressing if it's not a family secret, throw any recipes, they're the love flavors. Like, uh, while y'all gatekeeping all these recipes, let them out.
00:24:21
Speaker
Right. Right. him out lament Let them out. Let them out. You're limiting delicious stuff to like three people. Yeah. Right. Family recipes. Get out of here. And and and any anyway, they got some good food. Feel free to send me a slice of that or a plate. I'm I'm very welcoming. I'll taste. I'll taste it. I'll let you know. Yes, I'm here. What are you so what did you want cooking? Like, what's is anyone cooking or are they just receiving this eating food? smoke cause I'm cooking. I'm from Turkey.
00:24:51
Speaker
Oh, you're frying turkey. Okay. Frying turkey. What do you find yours at? Your house? Your mom's house, man. Peanut oil in a little can, dropped it down. 18 pounder. You brown it. Did you brine it or you, uh, now we got to infuse that thing. Um, with some, uh, some, uh, teriyaki glazes in there, uh, and a little bit, of a little bit of seasoning on the outside of it sitting in the fridge, eight hours. And then I'll pop it out around like nine, 30 in the morning, 45 minutes later, tod be ready to go.
00:25:16
Speaker
but Okay, okay, okay. i like i like what get Ten minutes later, you're all nice and sliced. i'll Put that in a nice little um foil pan, wrap that, and then a everybody's ready to kind of dig in. I flip that, okay.
00:25:29
Speaker
Hey, well, if and I need to say about because my mom's sweet potato pie, man, like before she gets mad at me and disowns me as a mother, my mom, my mom made sweet potato pie twice a year. Thanksgiving for Christmas. And Bajo knows this. And he gets a pie and he also gets a pie like like every Christmas and Thanksgiving. She sends one down. Can you bring bajo pie? Yeah, I'll make sure. Usually it's like a man. And it don't last very long either. Tell her if your lovely mother makes another pie, I will gladly grab one. You know what I'm saying? If there's one extra, if you'll leave it on the windowsill, I'll be like, I'd like Mark Lawrence from from my life and run over there and just wrap the pie. You know what I'm saying? I know they love Mark Lawrence on life. And I would like to stand in the bottles, stand in the bottles.
00:26:26
Speaker
shaky legs. Omar, do we get to your favorite things, giving food Omar? Yeah, was you know i was and I was enjoying everybody else's, but I do want to say that if you or Dion who are both frying turkeys would like to exchange some of that fried turkey from a little bit of my mom's pork.
00:26:43
Speaker
You both live. I'm not I'm not I'm not frying a turkey this year. I'm probably just going to be a chill. I'm not my plan tomorrow is literally going to go to gym around nine o'clock. Come home. I bought some some snow crab legs. I'm going to make shrimp scampi with some bucatini noodles. And I got a ribeye. I'm going to cook also tomorrow. So I'm just going to go on later. But so you're going you're not going to go on the way.
00:27:10
Speaker
It's just me and my dog, so I don't really go play phone. Don't let it fool you. That's one of those home press subscriptions or whatever he got where like they sent the recipe. All the ingredients already poured just out. What's that shit
Gratitude, Friendship, and Shared Memories
00:27:22
Speaker
called?
00:27:23
Speaker
yeah we tell You ain't no Pucatini. You ain't no Pucatini till you got your box. I usually do angel hair now doing Pucatini noodles, OK? No one know about that, because y'all are oodles and noodles, all right? I'm like, here's a head of y'all, all right? I'm my elbow. I'm my elbows and noodles. Elbow? What are you, Lamar? You live on your street? Get out of here. No! Shots fired. Don't let me get on them now. That takes away a point. That's a warning. I've never seen somebody like an elbow bricks like that before in my life.
00:27:55
Speaker
Well, hey, Clubber D and anyone else who may not have anything they want to do or have anything going on, you're more than welcome to come visit me and my mom, if you want. I might stop. I had to move my runs. I go mom and dad's house. And I wasn't hit up Shane's mom's house, but ah they're going over to, I believe, his ah brother's crypt ah for him and his girls. Oh, shout out groups. We subscribe to our YouTube. Homie. That was right.
00:28:20
Speaker
yes sir i guess i did yes we did mr popul right so we got some comments here ah ah rita readly truth to whole world from hemon You think it'd be different with her having such a big back. Wow. All right. Well, she's lost so much weight. She done lost two of those three big backs. Yeah, she is killing it right now with her and her family's fitness journey. It's phenomenal, her and her husband. Yes, They've been killing it. And sir. I guess I did. I love the progress. Yes, Keep posting what we did. Mr. Popular. All right, you're doing because so we got some comments here. you're inspiring somebody else that wants to lose weight and get it right. So keep doing what you're doing, Corita. OK. Got a reason to get on social media. You know what I mean? And you see positive things happening.
00:29:01
Speaker
Exactly. I love what people I know. That's why I reached out to you. I didn't reach out to you all too first, but y'all don't like the eighth or ninth choice. Then that's what we got. Right. And that's okay. That's all right. As you can see, I wasn't paid to be here. Hey, listen, you know, Tom Brady, you know, to the certain round, man, he's still the goat. You know what I'm saying? It's not when you get selected is what you do when you get there. You know what I'm saying? So true.
00:29:26
Speaker
We're going to help boost up here and then it'll be one eventually. So good. And your big brother and my big brother, our big brother, Guadio, chiming in. He said, man, you know, I'm just eating tomorrow. He said Jeff is showing up. Ain't nothing to change with that brother right there.
00:29:48
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yeah first um that covers that to go stuff first and then take it about Lamar's elbow. Oh man. Hey, I never seen that. I mean, fill up fill up a motorcycle and use that to stop. like ah No.
00:30:10
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but mess on off camera good i love that du like we know that yeah shut out the g right there boy i' missed me some g man the g right there yeah that brother i did show up he He will silently dispatch and don't say bye, but he'll text you down later once he's gone. That's why I like G I call the Irish goodbye or something. I wish goodbye. Yeah, that's called the Puerto Rican. See you. 25. You're like, I do it long. Where would you go? He's letting out. Everybody.
00:30:46
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know hear be so ali
00:30:51
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you know portto flow likes um green see me cash aol I don't know that I can agree, Flo. I don't I don't know about we i like green cast of oil. My life put me on to it. OK.
00:31:03
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I never was a fan. No, you are married to a Caucasian, so that would explain. I mean. I'm just saying. That could be. Does she use mayonnaise or something else? Raisins. We got raisins in there. And a raisin hat. Oh, but about raisins and potato salad. First of all, for those of you that know Tracy, she's more Puerto Rican than most Puerto Rican women. She can catch a whole Puerto Rican thing given. This is very true. This is very true. So I know Puerto Rican women that can't even make Puerto Rican food. Damn shame.
00:31:34
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Yeah. Shout out Tracy. I wouldn't, I wouldn't just, you know, I love you. ah ray was no cousin me You don't play with Tracy Tracy. Remember, remember that the party was, it was a one of your kids' parties and somebody came over and got a piece of cake and they said, Oh, what are you doing?
00:31:47
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yeah whata neighbor that's Yes, that was Titan's mom. bring i you say to yeah i eat up my tight like you know't even were like because he don't like in the whole government no was oh living get that plate i god a really it really happened okay so funny i walked away barjo ah the ra which later on man but ah like ah the the ah the gets um I know how much you don't like that family. and and I know we can't say too much on here just in case they watch him but but that that it across the street
00:32:24
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We don't really like them. yeah laugh yeah you laughing actually they live out live in another state Okay. Oh yeah. So we don't have to deal with that kind of ignorance, but that was bold. I can, I can attest to that. Okay. She could cook. Yeah. Okay. I thought we're going to come into the, she literally came and she grabbed the plate, grabbed a piece of cake.
00:32:46
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He's like, what are you doing, ma'am? No gift. She wasn't like, she wasn't at the party. She wasn't completely at the party. No. She just walked across the street from her house. She blended in and I looked over. I was like, what was that? oh that ah They had like the little jumpy joint, whatever, little s slide for the kids and stuff. And the side of the house. bow The bounce house. Yeah, the bounce house. And a bo out going and ah I think, ah was his third year? Was he turning three? But yeah.
00:33:12
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Yeah, because me I came down peach came down Brandon came down. And then a old girl came in guy was made food got a plate. And I saw Tracy store men. And I look away I turn around the Tracy half the plate she was making.
00:33:26
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but'm like
00:33:30
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That's true, man. I know. I got a good one, man. That's the kind of stuff, you you know, stuff dreams are made of oh woman right there. That's a real woman. Like I got this. But speaking of being thankful, like again, that's prime example. My friends willing to come down and drive hours to celebrate a kid's birthday party for the sacred family, you know, again, being thankful.
00:33:50
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for those long lasting friendships. You know, show love to your friends. Make sure you message your loved the ones. Check on your people, especially during the holiday season, which I don't realize is a lot of families go through it during a holiday season while some of us stay blessed and consider every day being, you know, somewhat easy. So, you know, check on the people that you haven't talked to. You've been thinking about texting or or calling and you haven't do so because you never know when it could be too late, man. Honestly, I'm piggyback on that. and And the thing for me is that what I can't stand is you know, people wait to a tragedy to to reach out to others. And you shouldn't do that because if you can post online and you can easily text somebody, hey, how you doing? You know what I'm saying? It only takes like two seconds. um You know what I'm saying? and and And unfortunately we live in a society where we only care when something bad happens. And if you're that type of person, you know, you might want to rethink things and there's still time to do that. So um not calling anybody out, Brandon Cleveland, but you know, just... What the wife? No, shut up. I don't know the brand name. You know, but yeah, now just just reach out to your friends and family. Okay. it Just take a simple two seconds. Hey, how are you doing? What's up? And you know, maybe turn, turn once a week into or once a month into once a week or something like that. Just don't wait until something bad happens to reach out to folks. That's just. And he's depressed though. Taking on four kids for someone who wasn't fit to be a parent. That's superhero duty, man. I probably got the big old hole last night calling me. here's look bit the big
00:35:18
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Hey man, it's in between winning. No, that's the homie much louder. We go back so far, man. So many stories there. If we, if we could take a special and this new stories, who we'd be here for a very long time. yeah a real time real I think, I think at a minimum, we go back at least 20 years. morning It's about 20 right here. Over 20 with over 20. I know.
00:35:44
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Me, you ah backstory, me, you and Mike used to work together. last night She just lost a friend. Yeah. where to hear that ji and Sorry, man. That sucks. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. What do you want to talk about? Well, me, me, Mike, and, uh, Bajo actually go back to working at Red Lobster in high school. You know, that's how I first met. I already knew Bajo and that's how I met Mike. So we were exposed. Yeah.
00:36:12
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and I was like to say the red lobster is still. I'm in or he had the white Corolla with the ah with the tag that said IQ E Y E C U E. Yeah. That was his right. He also had the Eminem hair also. Yeah. Yeah. you go He had a little bit of flow though. My man was walking around with a blunt. Yeah. It looked like Eminem with the blonde hair and all. Nice. Six foot four. I'm saying Omar was Omar was there today. He can he can tell you it's still up and running.
00:36:42
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It's still kicking. It's still kicking. Hey, hey, hey, hey. If you listen to this, uh, is it Tom Baldaugh? I still don't know his name. Yeah. Fuck you. Throwing that football on top of the, uh, the building. We were just playing in the parking lot, man. Just trying to have a good time, man. What is wrong with you?
00:36:59
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you say ailla training it was it was am mila training but the middle of training before the restaurant even opened up my man came in the parking lot cuz he didn't like he liked the fact that ah he says something to somebody said something he he caught the ball then threw it on top of the the restaurant you know saying one of those nerf like so like like one of those nerf screamers um and just threw it on top of the building everybody have the money back for thatd man never could that it's way up Yeah, he was like, they're like, he's like the regional like director. Yeah. Screw you, Tom. I never forgot that. You know, I never got that. Don't let me see him in the street sometime. I saw a bomb a couple of months ago. She works at Home Depot. Oh, yeah. I never forget when Dale, when I saw a badunka dunk with Keith Murray, she got a badunka dunk and Dale goes to her. She got a badinky dink.
00:37:50
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so right um but think think I remember that.
00:37:59
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you oh good people though man life wasn't the job when we when we allll got off i was making biscuit for the first time i was like leave me a alone and we down biscuit bro our but is i'm ah i'm trying um right He said back in an a bed piss it off Momo
00:38:23
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oh so about this and like what the you they talk about nearbu what's going over but yeah yeah we're having a moment here <unk> sorry but no but no it's ugly g guudia was having good time laughing at us um yes storie yeah but laughto chicken can so im i yeah a g g is story two make that's back of the day update We took like a spring break down there and they hung out to Virginia Beach Well like G and his crew like back in the day when I was dating Satan ah yeah I think I was probably, I probably left for military. Oh, who was that? I said her name, it's a cafe, we forget who it was. Oh, you know who Satan was. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know who Satan was. Man, that's a long time ago. You know what I'm saying? And since you're a married man, you know what I'm saying? He had a situation, too, with somebody who was not a very situational person. This is the same person who liked to see other people at the same time, getting circles. Henry.
00:39:17
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We know about. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, she says, yo, we were thankful when when we brought them biscuits home, yo. Cuz remember, we get the ones at the end of the night. set it bay The cheddar base, it didn't get snatched and we bring your bags home. of The best. yeah I got a question for you. I do. Y'all still eat the cheddar biscuits. No.
00:39:38
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but i think been a relaps certain today and it almost today those play who had six day life what what yo I think I may have had one bite of one because Tracy made them here at the crib, you know, they sell them in the store in the box. you can make them say No, they're not the same. Actually, we did have a lobster once or twice, but I remember one time not having any biscuits at all.
00:40:08
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And then the next time we went, I had a bite of one and I just couldn't even do it. I can get unless say food no more i can't do it. I mean,
00:40:22
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i mean yeah, the amount of business that we had, I had him in like 10 years, he said. Yeah, me and G, me and G at the same pace, man. I can't even look at them. I think I've eaten red lobster like once in like the last like six or seven years. you know The calorie count? I put the biscuit on the table. I said, nah, you can put, you can take that right to the back. out loud I like, you found know but apples feet ah admiral fees right you I fried scallops fried cod. It's all fried. And a quarter pound of crab legs, right? No crab legs. That's the ultimate piece.
00:41:08
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Shout out to Red Lobster, they're going out of business. You had a lot of bills, man. Yeah, shout out to Red Lobster, man. That was a lot of little cases. Yeah, the Ultra fees, that's the big money one, but you had Admosh fees, that's what they know. Mediocre. Yeah, that's that's what ah so she eating for a Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow, Deon. It's the ultimate fees. Hey, I thought you knew that. I thought you knew all the rules. Name for a second, never mind.
00:41:33
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Put your kids to bed. but kids to bed It is getting crazy. Make sure it sit it it hit that like button give you the mustache. He said what? Oh man, hit him with the NSFW audio.
00:41:52
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Listen parental advisory necessary for this episode for sure. um So going back to our Thanksgiving came conversation, we got another comment. Flo said he likes cranberry sauce. How do we feel about homemade cranberry sauce versus in the can? We don't do it.
00:42:08
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I don't eat cranberry sauce period of any kind. You don't do either? No cranberry sauce. So you don't like, so you don't like, so you don't like good, you don't like good Thanksgiving food. Okay. Um, a cranberry, they're the Puerto Rican right there. Okay. So yeah, yeah yeah the ah the cran bridge the cranberry sauce is, is, is very necessary, uh, for Thanksgiving. It's got to be on the table and it's got to be in shape of the candy. You got to cut them in slice. Like he knows about that. The bottom line sports knows exactly what that means. I resemble that remark.
00:42:37
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I don't mind, I don't mind the can or homemade, but I like to have that on the side. You know, I don't like to do that with my dressing. What does it taste like? What does it taste like? You've never had cranberry before? I've never had cranberry sauce. That's on purpose. And I've got a dead ass on purpose. And I've never had chitlins.
00:43:01
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I have a good chitlin story though. Tell that story, please. please Tell that story. Has anyone of here had chitlins? Anyone at home? we've Have you had chitlins? Of course. My mom my mom my mom used to make them in the house, and anybody here who's had chitlins knows it's got a smell to it, pre-cooked. Let me preface this. Let me preface this. My parents were from Louisiana. Whole family's from Louisiana. Go ahead, Olm. All right. So me, Jimmy, and Dion, we go out. We're Jenkins.
00:43:28
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It's like a New Year's. It's like a New Year's Eve that it's just the three of us. And we go out drinking, and we come back to Deon's house to pass out. Deon gives me a blanket, if you want to call it that. Right? If you want to call it that. I wake up in the morning, right? I wake up in the morning. In high school. We're in high school. We're in high school. We're in high school. To a smell. And when I open my eyes, I couldn't take the smell. So I want to cover my face.
00:43:56
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with the blanket that Deon gave me, right? And it was a big-ass hole in the blanket. Like, it was like, there wasn't even like, it was almost like to start the start of the outline of a blanket. ah um So what I'm really doing is just pointing it out. Yo! It might not have been that big, but it was big enough to where when I thought I was going to cover my face, it didn't work.
00:44:22
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They didn't know Deon's mom was cooking in the kitchen. I was like, Deon, what's that smell? And from the kitchen, the mom goes, Titlins, you want some? Like on cue. And I'm like, no, thank you. But she's like, they're good. I can tell. In my mind, I'm like, you can tell me they taste that chocolate. I ain't eating a pig's asshole.
00:44:42
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Look, look, you got to clean the chitlins and you got to get all the poop out of it. And that's how she was doing because everyone from the South is for good luck. Just like red beans and rice or, you know, say black beans and rice. A lot of people do that or chitlins staple for New Year's. You know, I get the historical. I got the historical aspect of it. I got peas. I got peas. Yeah, those are good. I rock with those. Wait. So chitlins are really pigs.
00:45:09
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its test intelligence so That's what I thought. That's what I thought. Okay. If you get if you get one with a butthole, throw that out, but it's it. You got to clean it out. You got to. Yeah, you got to get a bucket. Warm water. It's got to be hot. You got to get in there. You got to clean them out. So, you know, you can't just eat. You want to know the person, you know, because you got to make sure you get all that out of there.
00:45:33
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You got to know the big. Oh, no, you got to know the person like, you know, you get shit in there. So you can't you got to shit. It's got to be done. OK, so tell me how they're cleaned again. I'm i'm confused. So the test is like a little tube, right? It's like a like a sausage, white looking tube. So you got to run the water in there and dig your finger in there and clean that bad boy out. You know, years of seeing my mom do it and make her make it be my brother. Do it. I know how to do it.
Holiday Movies and Entertainment
00:46:00
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you know and wow okay it's all the doors are open all the windows are open it's funk yeah i'm used to the smell so i've you know hey i haven't had chitlins in a long time but you know and momgo yeah my mom used to make them every year until about like talk like probably like 13 or 14
00:46:17
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yeah Um, but yeah, nah, like, yeah, like, yeah, you you know what it is. Once you, once, once the smell kicks in, it's like, you know what it is. Like, you know, what time it is. it's time that We grew up on Chitlins, uh, pigs feet, uh, neck bones and rice. yep Um, when I was down there a couple of years ago, we had a turkey neck boil, you know, stuff like that. that that's I grew up you know on that stuff. ah So when you were living in, um, when you were living in Greenwich Hills, Dion, my dad and Ruben, Omar's dad.
00:46:45
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We'll do pig roast in the backyard, old-school style. We did what I call real. Yeah, but old-school. You look like me. Yeah, with the with the steering wheel on the end of the pole to turn it. Now we're talking. Ah, yeah. we buy that When you went to big, graduated high school, we did that at y'all's house. That's when. Yeah. I'm not going to name the person because they're married now, but they came with a girl. They had matching like ah jumpsuit. I'm not going to say the name. Oh, this is.
00:47:12
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I'm not saying that. That's not hard to figure out. OK. No, I mean, a light-skinned friend. My light-skinned friend, that's it. I'll say it. Ah, speaking of light-skinned friends, I'm not going to forget this. I want i want to give a shout-out to Mike Eaglin for beating that stroke, for beating that stroke, making his recovery. And also, he wanted me to see he also wanted me to to state that he's a little upset that Taylor Swift isn't carrying more ass with the amount of money she's got.
00:47:42
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He's fed up with the fat. The shit ain't got enough back. I mean, he's not wrong, though. You could just go get, like, ah what, the BBL, the Brazilian butt lifter? I mean, she needs a lot more than that. She needs the NBL, normal butt lift. yeah back and why more that yeah She I call girls like that extended lower back. That's all that is, like. Yeah, yeah. Long back. Long back to the LBS. And the LBS. Mm-hmm. And Clubber D, you know who doesn't know about Chitlins?
00:48:11
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Ah, here it is. My test results. Can you hear my heart beating? Oh, the white man's science is amazing, ain't it?
00:48:21
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Oh, no. This can't be. It says I'm 102% African with a 2% margin of error. My lord. My lord, why?
00:48:38
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i'm sorry i had few love i to every five oh the good old the luck no relation One of the best shows ever That is tremendous. All right, you let's do that. What is our what is your favorite TV show of all time comedy? No, no, let's give you movie. Thanks. Give me movie. Okay they holiday movie with that holiday movie holiday movie favorite holiday movie Okay, that's a tough one. We'll start here with me in the corner, man. i'm um I'll be all in there. I'm a big fan of National Lampoon's Christmas vacation. Ooh, that's a good one. me Man, I was gonna say that. The Chevy Chase joint. Yeah, man. his ran His rant when his boss comes in. Oh, man, that's classic. Yeah. I'll have to say the National Lampoon's. That's a good one. That is a good one.
00:49:30
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I like playing trains and automobiles with John Candy and and
Comedy Career Insights with Bajuan Malave
00:49:35
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Steve Martin. That's an entertaining comedy. So good. I mean, i mean Christmas, there was kind of overplayed, but I just love watching Raffi whoop that bull's ass. At least because it's all 24 hours, that's why. Yeah, I'm on the ground, you know, Josh is paneling his ass. I just love that part.
00:49:52
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yeah just why the it's the harry dr holiday i miss that one baza miss that way ralic it right no rec love it he's pounding his ass how than his ass ah wow yes ah wow yes no did oh didy Um, uh, Clipperty, what do you guys think? Uh, shoot, Dennis. Yeah, I said that. I didn't even think of one. Um, Die Hard, I could sit at a Christmas movie. Um, Die Hard won. It qualifies. Uh, I think that qualifies. I'm a big, I don't know why, but I used to love this movie as a kid around this time was, uh, The Wiz.
00:50:36
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ah hello michael jackson diana oh that diana ross that's the real wisdom about me not their other stuff yeah okay ni <unk> russell has ah the the tim man you know and those when when those pillars came alo and that the trashcan ate them I hate it. hate it. My mom let you believe it. She was scared. Bro, my dad, so the Woodrow Wilson Bridge has a big old dime right there because that's the Woodrow Wilson's on a dime. My dad, because it's a drawbridge, my dad used to tell me, I was like, dad, why is there a dime there? A big one. He said that's because Giants would walk through and go in and out of DC. When I was a kid, I believed that until last week. Bring the drawbridge open for Giants to walk in and out of DC. Oh, man. I hate
00:51:27
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oh par
00:51:30
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Let our kids believe almost anything. What about you, Omar? um you know i'm um but so man When I was a kid, when my mom saw the Nate before Christmas, she would put on ah the Muppets Christmas. I forget which forget which one it was. or what a response i think right I think it might have been Christmas Carol, but it was no, but it was from the 1980s. It was the one from like,
00:52:00
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82 or something. Well, do you remember what it's called, mom? Come on in. Come say hello today, everybody. say hello to mom everybody hey man you better stop why man get your sister out of this pose man front she said said get your sister out of here sister if out of here come on is thank you that's so sweet we're stopping now all right with power would trespass be a holiday movie
00:52:31
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It's close because snow. I mean, I remember the homie with the with the spikes on his shoes. Yeah, it was wearing the spicy dude metal detector. Bill Paxton Ice Cube. Hello. I'm going to try to I'm going to try to find a movie tonight. I do like Bad Sina. That's funny. I like I do enjoy the holiday movie and the comments. Maybe it's a movie we haven't seen. Let's get a holiday movie in there. Some people, you know, your favorite holiday movies. If it's a holiday movie, we need a module.
00:53:00
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when you have Bodger here more so he can keep keep asking the people to comment. I love that. That's beautiful. Exactly. um Yeah, no. We should do a big show. Yeah, I agree. We should. We should have a couple more people on if we can as well. We'll have a sweater contest. We'll let the viewers judge the sweater. Winner gets, I don't know, we'll come on some kind of a prize. dollars ah Two dollars. Three dollar discount. There you go. To Walmart. By the way,
00:53:29
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um Whoever is looking for New Year's plans The place to be is going to be the Gaylord big night DC Where you're gonna catch the big DC pause and yours truly so make sure you come happy I'll be there. I'll be there Shout-out G. Guadio says hello mom. Why do you says love you? She said love you too back on the street like always see there too No, just in the comments And now she's talking to a Alexa, trying to figure out. She's trying to figure out the Muppet movie on Alexa. That's funny. You, why are you... wash Don't do that. Anyways, um all right. What were we talking about? I completely forgot. Oh yeah, holiday movies. Yeah, what's next? What's next? We all went through that already. What's next? Besides that, ah so we favorite about holiday activity? You got got favorite holiday activity?
00:54:25
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I was going to say, should we do the cliche? What are you thankful for? OK. Well, it's kind of like. an example
00:54:33
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I'll tell you what, man, I'm thankful for. I know. Oh, my bad. I cut you off. I had a question for you about comedy. Yeah. Two questions, actually. Do you ever get nervous before you go on stage and to how do you handle a heckler? Good question. Oh, yeah. I'm nervous every time I go on stage, honestly.
00:54:52
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um I'll tell you what, being thankful and tying into the whole meeting. Let's take this moment to say if you've got a dream, chase it. All right. Fear is is not real. It's not real. Um, but yes, I am nervous every time I go on stage. Um, and I'll be honest, man, a lot of times, even up until about last year, I would almost throw up before every performance. It didn't matter how big or small I have, I had a B rabbit moment.
00:55:21
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And Guadam will tell you in the comments, Guadam will tell you it became a thing because he came to every show. And I'll be like, I'll be right back. He's like, be rabbit. I'm like, yup. And yeah, it's just nerves, man. i It's just nerves. I honestly feel like if what you're doing, if you're chasing something and it doesn't make you nervous,
00:55:42
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then find a way to to get to to get that adrenaline, man, because it's just like the same thing. Like even when you go up like at the funny bone, I would tell G and everyone like, oh, this, this set's going to suck. They're like, are you ready? I'm like, yeah, it's going to suck. I think we always doubt for the most part, you know, a lot of us, I think aside from people who are Chappelle, who knows it's going to go well, but yeah, man, I always doubt the set and really you just go up there with, with The bravado, essentially, that it takes to just have the confidence to know that you own the moment. You own your moment. And the crowd will follow you, man. And G's been there for a bunch of the funny bone shows where I just light the whole room up. And um honestly, man, I started doing comedy for you guys to hope in one day that all of you guys will be at a show one day. or but How cool would it be to be able to to to make all my friends laugh at the same time?
00:56:35
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And honestly, I don't even think I'm the funniest one. I would say Dion is probably between Jimmy and Dion. No, me and I may have conversations and we're in agreement between Jimmy and Dion are probably the two funniest guys in the whole clique. And I give it to you and Jimmy because Jimmy is funny just without trying to be funny and say because you will do stuff.
00:57:02
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that you don't think is funny, but it's fucking hilarious to everybody else that you and yourself. i I almost took a picture of a guy in the grocery store today who looked like Louis Gossett Jr. so Just to show you guys like yo. And and I almost went up to the hey man, you look just like my uncle. Can I take a picture with you?
00:57:22
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You see, that's the thing. Like you, you go up to random people and we're all like, like, like little Shane, like me and little Shane once had a small, quick story. Me and little Shane were at the gym. He was on the treadmill. I was on elliptical and somebody left the treadmill next to him running. And this woman came down, tried to look fine and whatnot, stepped on the treadmill and didn't know it was running. And I was talking about tumble to roll nearly in front of me. I'm on a little, I looked that way.
00:57:52
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heard her sneak up
00:57:55
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Oh no, you didn't help her? What? no no you qua get your outs up quiet I look ashamed. This man, you know, he's not gonna say his profession, but I look at him. His shoulders are up to his ears like this laughing stops it and walks all people that's an upper up. It just walks all the way over to the Stairmaster and I see him over there cracking up, walking on the Stairmaster like she was sitting looking cute. better than her I was like, am Brown. So man I saved that to say,
00:58:28
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We don't like to laugh in people's face, but Bajo, you and Lamar have no problem laughing at people's face. Omar, when we were in Florida and the dude looked like Ed Sheeran, a fat Ed Sheeran, Lamar turned around and poured it at him and started all, I see like five feet from a plank.
00:58:48
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thats that's That's tricky to stay in your ground, stay through. Lamar has no shame whatsoever. That's why I say Jimmy and Bajo get me because they don't care. like so I love it, man. I feed off everybody's energy, man. Everybody inspires me, man. Now talk about those times you performed at the Funny Bone. How is it to perform in such a legendary establishment? It's pretty cool, man. Honestly, even as an amateur comic, you can sign up And if you have enough of a following to get people into the into the room, they'll let you play the room, which is dope because um it really it really pushes you to get people to get behind you. Mike actually drove three hours one night.
00:59:32
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um And I didn't even know. And you couldn't even show up to his coaster event in Richmond. Look at that. Oh, I know. I know. No, no. Bring it back. That's our comedian brings it back. I'm surprised you came to this live stream, man. He probably he probably saw me on the dock and he's like, I don't even know if I want to get on there. Yo, who's this man at his house? No, he he actually he was pretty cool because like I can validate his nervousness because he came out there and was like, ah, no, you're going to be here. He's like that he disappeared for like 10 minutes.
01:00:19
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Yeah, but no, it's dope to perform in a club with other comedians that um that you know you admire. like You're standing on the same stage as people like Charlie Murphy, D.L. Hugh Glee, Chris Rock. um And really, you know you're just chasing a little piece of what it's like to you know kind of live in your own world for a moment. I'll admit, it's kind of it's kind of a trip because, believe it or not, it's one of those things where like when you're in the moment, you don't even feel in the moment.
01:00:49
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It's like you're going through your whole routine. You state your jokes. And for me, mentally, it's like, yeah, I'm comfortable up there, as some of you guys have seen on footage. But in my mind, it's like I'm looking at a sheet of paper with my jokes written down on it. right So that's my subconscious. And then in my forefront, I'm looking at the audience and trying to engage with them. So it's more of like a trifecta of handling your nerves,
01:01:16
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remembering, you know, your jokes in their sequence and segues and engaging with the audience. You know what I'm saying? And then that brings my background. When all that's working together, then your nerves are quelled too. And you get that. but yeah I want to follow up with before um if I can follow up before I forget though. um You just mentioned something and you said while you're in the middle of the set you usually have some sort of joke sequence or joke order that you have planned for each particular set. I know we've talked before you base it usually off the audience you're going to go in front of.
01:01:51
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Are there times when you're in the middle of your set and you decide, okay, these jokes aren't working as I thought they were going to, or I need to switch it up and go a different avenue and then you have backup jokes that are planned? How do you do that in reaction to the crowd? That's a really great question because that's where you'll see a lot of comics freeze or a bomb because a joke that they'll have won't be working and they don't know how to recover from that. Where for me, if a joke hasn't worked,
01:02:22
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I'll jump right into like, okay guys, I don't have to use it again. You know what I mean? And then the audience may laugh at that. I'll point out the fact like, okay, that joke really was not great, you know? But then yeah, you know, then you could just segue right onto it. So let's see how this one lands. You know what I mean? Just own it. Because again, it's your moment to basically say whatever you want.
01:02:45
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and try to and try to, I think, it's more about making things relatable to the audience too, so that they have something to laugh at you with. Because if you're out there trying to make things funny that people can't understand and relate to, they're not going to be able to connect to the comedy, you know? And me and Deanna have spoken a lot about the oversaturation of like interracial marriage jokes.
01:03:07
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in comedy when when there is a lot of, you know, that, but, you know, like the standard now. Yeah. But there's a lot of good, funny ways. Some of my best jokes land about being in an interracial marriage because a lot of couples you'll see in the crowd are are are mixed couples or whatever. you You know, you know how to spice it up to not sound like generic, like everybody else does. You know what I'm saying? Exactly. as way' Like about your jokes. You don't, you don't, your stuff's not generic. It's not like, you know,
01:03:34
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no Well, if if if a white guy walks and trips, it's like this. And then when a black guy does it, it's like, you know, it sounds more fluid, like, you know what I'm saying? It's not just, you know, run the mill type bullshit. Yeah, yeah, definitely. But honestly, man. Oh, go ahead.
01:03:53
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good low No, no, I hate to keep asking questions, but this just keeps bringing up good questions for me now that I'm thinking about you saying all this. So like Dave Chappelle got into the controversy with the transgender community. How do you as a comic feel that you can go about touching on such sensitive topics and issues like that where you might actually push a crowd away?
01:04:19
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Well, I think, I think Dave Chappelle had, a you know, he made a really good point about the fact that they're all just jokes, right? Like just because, come yeah, it's a comedy show. If you come out to a comedy show and you get offended, then you came to the wrong activity. It's like going to a paintball, um, like a paintball event and expecting not to get shot by a paintball, right? You think you're just going to get to run around and and get some of the action when you might get hit by some of those paintballs or hit by some of those jokes. You know what I mean?
01:04:48
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And it may be funny to other people and it may not be funny to you, but it's like, you just got to roll with that. Now, when it comes to things like those sensitive subjects, I personally try to not too much a dove to dive into that because I don't know enough of that world personally, got it to make light and jokes that um that I think may be appropriate, you know, like i for some of my gay jokes.
01:05:15
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Right. I have gay friends. I've run these jokes past my gay friends. Right. I think that's only protocol. So, you know, has Omar turned out any of those jokes. You're so stupid. I knew you were going to say something. I knew you were going to say something. i yeah You were Mike. I didn't figure out one, one of them, you know? i Yeah. Yeah. He wasn't going to swing in this direction. I be right yeah i still don't pause as we did for you. I know, And he said, sweetie, you said swing it in my direction. Pause again.
01:05:48
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reless um I'm going to get in your wayups all day. oh good We do have a transgender comedian in the 757 and I should shout out to all the 757 comics man Everybody I hear is grinding. um I'm not gonna mention any names because I don't want to forget any names But everyone out here in the seven cities is doing jokes man that I've shared a stage with you know big ups um But yeah, we have a transgender comic in in our circle and you know They're a funny comic um
01:06:20
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So I just leave it alone generally. I don't touch, so I don't touch subjects. I don't feel I have, you know, the right to speak on really. So I was going to, I was going to say, is it so cause like comedy is so subjective. And, um, and I was going to say, of course, you know, you take the time to read or write jokes and, um, do your preparation and storytelling, all that kind of stuff, right to hit the punch line. And I guess I was going to say is, do you have to have like,
01:06:48
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You go into one audience in one show and then go into audience in different show. Often you probably can't say some of the jokes that you want to say. So like, do you change your act based on if you walk up there, I'm just, I'm just getting, if you walk up there and you got like an all female audience and then like you had a whole like.
01:07:03
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thing planned out. if It's like, it's a bachelorette party for somebody that night. You know, so it's like, okay, I had this in the gray, so um I'm going to have to go and dig in the bank or something else. So is that something that, you know, that you have to, like that looks like it's got a challenge at all? Like when you go out there and do your comedy? Yes. Yes. Because every, you can't play every crowd the same with the same types of jokes. Because like, if you play like an all black room, they don't care about no interracial jokes.
01:07:31
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They're like, right how we relate to that nigga? Well, I guess you don't relate, but in a perfect world where you didn't live in a household where you had to be afraid to bring a white woman home. right like yeah Something to this degree. um But yeah, like Gio tell you, there's a joke that I had that I always played to that that never played with females. And I'm like, okay, I'm not going to kill the joke.
01:07:58
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It's going to play in a room somewhere. But yeah, um no, sometimes you you try a joke that you're like, well, I do want to see how versatile or how long the legs of this joke are. um So you do play some of your bangers in a room. um And you hope that they land. If they don't go, OK, I get it. Not for this room. That's fine. you know um And people usually, again, if you if you're willing to make a fool of yourself, people usually just laugh at that.
01:08:27
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so You just own that. I did have Omar, you got a question because I know. No, no, no, but I don't know if he answered your. I tell you guys a quick joke. i heck look like Oh, yeah, yeah. Thank you, Omar. What how do you do with hecklers?
01:08:44
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Oh, with hecklers, man, it's it's it's super simple. You just call them out. um Usually, you know, the good go to is I tell the person, you know, do I come to your job and slap the dick out of your mouth?
01:08:55
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yeah yeah um and It's kind of hard to respond back to that or, you know, if you just tell somebody to shut the fuck up. It's that's almost like, what if you, what if you come across your only fans model and she, and she says, when you say slap the dick out of her mouth, she goes, so now what like now what? I would say, but, but, but answer the question now. Do I know? Yeah, true. you that i say it no probably a Better content. If you did, magic I could come on while you tell some jokes while you do your thing, you know, we'll get a mixed crowd, but.
01:09:31
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No, hecklers are fun. like I had a a heckler not long ago, man, who looked like Jimmy Hoffa. and i and The thing about a lot of mics, yeah, you can the thing ah about a lot of mics is you can decide where you go in order. And you know um a lot of times they may even ask you to go later in the set because they know your strength. And they're like, well, maybe I want to make sure that the back end of the show has some good laugh factor. You know what I'm saying? Some attraction. And I had noticed this guy was kind of being really loud. And I'm not this, not so much heckling because the venue was loud in its own.
01:10:04
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but the guy was asking questions during a few comic sets and I was like, okay, I'm already gearing up for this guy. So it's like you, Dion, you step into a room and you evaluate the situation. So if something happens, you're you're already armed and ammo. So, you know, what was funny is this guy tried to heckle twice during the set and he ended up becoming the butt of the joke both times.
01:10:27
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And so now it's like, well, you wanted your moment because you wanted to steal my thunder because you feel like you need to be up here. But that's what I asked him like, do you have jokes? If you don't have jokes, shut the fuck up. But having jokes, like even when you said to be an arm to him, I'm always trying to, you know, assess of where I'm at at all times. But growing up, the way we grew up,
01:10:47
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When I walk to a room with friends, family, foes, whatever, I got about five or six jokes against everybody in that, in the room just in case it might pop off. you know as ti bring back bull ah i yeah I got about five to six in the chamber of 81 seconds. Oh, you got bored. Oh, you got fat. So, you know, it it's already in there when I walk into a room, you know what I'm saying? Hey, look at him. Got the spectacles on, like his daddy. Boy, look at him. It's like that boy's got him in front of him.
01:11:16
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ah som Show him the mustache. Hey, real talk, like real talk. Look, look ah like but look the first time I went out there and and saw him, like, you know, I was definitely was born anything too. But like, yeah he came out the wound right in like, ah you know, kind of went down there for his birth. And I was like, Baja, like ah he came out with more hair in his lip and in his hair. I was like, what's going on? and I was like, ah that kid's getting a full beard by like eight. he's he's He's about a year away from shaving.
01:11:43
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at you that's my boy was a fun man hecklers are a challenge like I mean, what kind of challenges do you face in
Theme Park Challenges and Adventures
01:11:50
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the coastal world, Mike? Anything when you're going around the park? I mean, you're you can't even get to your favorite rides because everybody wants a pair. I had a question for Mike. He just jumped over me. Go ahead. Sorry. Keep going. i' not the house thats good I mean, anything like that. um I mean, I mean, there's not too many challenges like ah at a park for me, like like wa there.
01:12:11
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Like you got to have the understanding that, you know, you're going to have line jumpers or some like rowdy teens or stuff like that. um But for the most part, it's like, no, I mean, I mean, if if ah I know when I walk into news and park and it's a Saturday or Friday night, um I know it's going to be busy. It's summertime. Everybody's off. People on vacation. I expect to wait like 45 minutes um to get on something. So i don't I don't go in there with the attitude like, you know, damn, I've been in line for like 20 minutes, long time moving.
01:12:40
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Like, it's Friday. It's a Saturday in June. You know what I'm saying? Like, get the best ride in the park. So, no, be patient. You know, so that that's why it's always good to visit parks who like with somebody you know, so that way you can have good conversations in line. Or like, you know, when you came out to Katie and we hung out and you were just cracking jokes on people in line because it was cold as shit. um And then we'll get to it. Actually, I'm going to bring it up a little later on about the last time me and him rode a coaster together.
01:13:07
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um When it was cold outside, like in the middle, in night rides on twisted timbers, it kicks me in. To this day, it's it's still like one of the funniest moments I've had to park. Omar, go ahead. No, no, go ahead, Omar. I have something for Mike. You got something for Mike? Yeah, I'll go after you. Go ahead. Okay. So, I know you're a big thrill seeker and you love roller coasters and What was the first ride that you rode that made you be like, you know what? I love this stuff. Like, what what what kind of unlocked all this, ah you know? Sure. Actually, I'll give you a little fun fact. So my first roller coaster I ever rode was Grizzly at King's Dominion. Yeah, I love the Grizzlastic. I was probably like six, but also this is back when I was like really, really skinny, short. I wasn't always tall.
01:13:59
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Um, but, um, they didn't have lap bars on grizzly. They had what's known as buzz bars. Buzz bars are like, uh, like a restraint that doesn't touch you. It just, it's like, it's like a bar that comes over top. And then it's just kind of there for you to hold on to, like when you ride, but it's not on your lap. And, uh, grizzly's a, you know, kind of like a shaky, rickety, woody coaster in it. like Very bumpy. Very. Yeah. Not anymore though. They, they, uh, they actually just kind of like rebuilt it. it king Oh, really? Okay. Yeah.
01:14:28
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Yes, it's terrible. Yes, it'll be bad. And then like there's a point in the ride where like it bumped hard and I almost came out. I got out of the seat. I was just so light. And then I had to be like held down in it.
01:14:41
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And I actually didn't ride grizzly again. I don't think until like 16. Um, ah like, cause I was just like, I don't want to die. You know, like on that. i was but um always here Diamond falls. Cause I remember it flipped over and those those kids died. And I was like, I'm not riding that shit. You didn't I get on.
01:14:59
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um But the coaster that kind of made me say I want to love this is ah is a coaster that like ah actually no longer exists. It's over at ah it was at Busch Gardens, Williamsburg. It used to be called Druckenfire. It was ah what's known as the Blue Coaster. Um, went to the park and, uh, I was like, really, like real young and, uh, my parents, they don't ride roller coasters. I got a sister. her She don't ride roller coaster. None of my, nobody in my family likes our music parks. I'm the only throw a secret of family. And so, uh, we go over there, they drop me off. There's no wait for it. Um, like the whole day and they would go see a show and they say, you stay here and you just stay here. I was like, okay, cool. So I sat there and wrote it like for like an hour and a half straight.
01:15:39
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And um no that's that's like when I kind of realized that this is something that I love because even when it came back to pick me up, I didn't want to leave. I'm having too much fun, even though I've like been riding this thing over and over for the last like hour and a half. So Rock and Fire is ah is the coach that I credit for making me the enthusiast that I am today. And it's the irony is that it's a coach that only existed for six years because people hated it, but I loved it. um It was one of my favorite roller coasters and I loved it.
01:16:09
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And now it's dead. Yeah. and and fun fight yeah and And now they're building another new coaster in its spot, which is that like doesn't even pay homage to you, which is ah is was ah um what you with we got to get the people in the community to ban a boycott that coaster. Hell, no, we are going to do. Rock and Fire was it was known as a um ah looper coaster, so it went upside down six times. OK.
01:16:36
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Yeah. So that's on it's, it's, it's summer. And if you're, if you've ever been on a, if you've been in Busch guards, Williamsburg, it's, it's a similar ride to like na lock this monster. um saying love the live people my your favorite Same one and built anaconda at Kings and me. And also for those, uh, but like, yeah, they're, they're called loopers. And like, um, one of the guys, uh,
01:16:58
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He's, ah that's what he did. His name is Ron Toomer. He was one of their head ah engineer, became his engineers. And he actually used to use hanger wire ah to like design rides. And like, that's why they kind of have like like like a janky kind of feel to them and their transitions don't have what's known as like heart lining. So like he just had some like interesting type of a kosher ah type. So, but like that's that's what kind of got me into it. And then, um Ever since then, I've umve i've loved them. even Even though I was like, a I didn't hate Royal Coaches. I just didn't like Grizzly because I think I just had like a ah PTSD moment. Then I found out later on in life, when I wrote it again when I was 16, I actually like wooden Royal Coasters over steel. And that's still just today. Oh yeah. I'll ride a wooden Royal Coaster over a steel entity a week. Is the hurler, is that wooden?
01:17:46
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That Hurley's wooden is gone now. It's been remodeled. It's a hybrid now. So a company called Rocky Mountain Construction went in and took out all the track out, remodeled it and put their steel coaster, steel track in there. So now it's got steel wheels, steel track on a wooden structure.
01:18:09
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and it gets upside down, 10% down three times. ghost just lot wow It's a pretty intense company. It's very smooth, very fast. That company is one of the most um recognized companies now in America. They're an American manufacturer. They make incredible roller coasters. they're um They're known for taking old woodies or bad wooden roller coasters, going there and putting their hybrid track, remodeling it, redesigning it, awesome, redesigning it.
01:18:40
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So love Obar and it just runs and ah those coaches are great. Like that you can do so much quick transitions and and ride elements that you can't really do on any other like steel type. So ah they make some pretty aggressive like off type rides. So I'm going to Tampa. You're a rider once caught on Guazi.
01:19:02
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um so i'll get you we'll get one d i we have i have I didn't have a question. ah quick like Not a question, just a memory. I don't know if Omar or Baja were there, but when we went to ah Six Flags, they had the throwback jerseys. Oh, yeah, I was there. That's what Brandon, everybody. I think you were there, Loshane.
01:19:23
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Do you remember when we were on the two face ride and Mike, you know, the two face ride would go back and forth. So I was on it and the people in front of me, there was nobody in front of me on the the joint face of me, but the people before there was a big glock of snot right on the joint. And I knew it went back and forth. I paused the whole ride. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Wipe that up.
01:19:51
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You can do that. You can do that. Wipe that. Oh, my God. It becomes all if it lands on me. It's a good problem. I wish I wish people knew I wish people knew how much of a like germ folk that you are. Like it's I don't care. I know. Is that and then someone's mom will sit on my face. Well, it's like it's weird. It's a weird like, you know, so me though like I don't get it. I'm sorry. I love that.
01:20:20
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this film as funny um So Mike, to follow up on that, let's, let's go. ahead I want to go get a couple answers for me. So first of all, give us your, since you've been to almost every park in the United States, give us your favorite park. And also, I know you mentioned that the dragon fire was the one that started your love, but now after being to all those parks, what is also your favorite ride of all time? Okay. I started my favorite park. My favorite park is Silverdarl city. Uh, that's located in Branson, Missouri.
01:20:50
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Oh, I've heard of that. OK. All right. It's really nice. It's ah it's very well themed. They don't even have a whole lot of like roller coaster. I think they have like six or six or seven or something like that. But like um every kosher there that goes in the woods, every single one of them, it's ah it's a Healy Park. And so they're all like terrain type rides. So they're all very unique. It's got a picturesque element. When you get to the top of these lift hills to look out, you can see the Ozarks.
01:21:18
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Um, I'm talking like you talk to some of the most gorgeous sunsets you'll ever see. Um, the park also has amazing food. Also, while they have like grilled skillets, um, they have with no other world famous, uh, cinnamon bread. You can't go to several city and walk out of it outside when bread.
01:21:34
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um They've got a marble cave tour. It's like an underground like ah cave tour they have there, which is what the park is actually built on um as well too. Trains, um some of the best customer service you're ever going to ever see in your entire life. um It's not a park that you like, honestly, it's not a park. You're not going to go there when I see a lot of black people, but it's just like but the park is just amazing. um like You walk in there, you walk out there with a smile.
01:21:59
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and uh it's an example that you know you don't have to have 20 30 roller coasters at your park um but like no i mean if you just do if you just hit everything right from the moment you walk in it smells good it's clean it's organized um even like every ride that you go into everybody's dress according to the ride itself so like they're all themed to the actual like ride itself ah got it right very diverse crew i mean like you'll see things like uh glass blowing in there you'll see um concerts going on I mean, it's, it's, it's, yeah, Branson, Missouri, Branson, Missouri. So that's my favorite park. Uh, my favorite coaster is located, uh, in Santa Claus, Indiana. That's a real place. Um, it's, uh, at a park called holiday world. So, uh, it's called the voyage and, uh, and the name is exactly what it says it is. It's the longest wooden roller coaster in the world with one lift hill.
01:22:54
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um oh So it's over like 6,000 feet of track, 159 feet tall, 67 miles an hour. um It does a little bit of everything. It's got a drops, floater times, 90 degree bang turns, top so eight eight tunnels. um It's just, it's it's got an elevation change on it and it's super long. It's like a three minute ride. And it's aggressive the entire time. the The coaster is so good that each year,
01:23:24
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They have an event at the park just to run the coaster at night with with the brakes off. And you heard me correctly. They turn the brakes off. again, during the ride, in the middle of the ride, when you come halfway through, they're they're called trim brakes. It slows the ride down, right? um Because like if when when the ride doesn't have it on there, it goes, like, instantly too fast. so Is that what that what Ryan does in his editing? so Oh, yeah, the little brakes sound. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what he sounds like.
01:23:52
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and And so during this, this event is only one time a year. It's the only time you can ride the roller coaster like this. um The park itself isn't typically open at night either. So it's always open at daytime and like ah all the coaches are in the woods. And so you get to ride the voyage with the trims off. And so when ah so when you get to the mid course brake run, you just fly right through. And then as the last half of the ride is actually faster than the first half of the ride because you're going downhill the entire time.
01:24:19
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and you're going and you're you're just gradually picking up more and more speed and it's pitch black it's so like it's so dark you can't even see the hand in front of your face um and it's the only time you can ride it a coach like that it is yeah yeah it's all teeth man all teeth here like we come to cross yeah like when picture goes off man it's like it's just like a little line of white but I love that thing, man. You know, like it's a wooden coach. So it's it's ah it's universally recognized as the best, like, ah like kosher in the world, like Woody. And um eight like ah like it's it's got a cap event once a year. A hundred people. They just wouldn't that sounds like the perfect way to to murder a whole bunch of people in that night. Of course, no breaks.
01:25:06
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but not ri up warmark The park is closed. yeah The park is only, ah we're almost in the park. It's 800 people in the park. The park is closed from like five to midnight. We get, we get access to the entire park. Um, you the, uh, the event is so popular. Like, so today they just announced today when tickets go on sale, they go on sale like a December 4th and it's going to sell out in like four or five minutes. How much tickets?
01:25:31
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They're like a hundred and like, uh, well, last year was like 150 each for each person. You get access to the park for two days. They feed you drinks are free. The park also as well too, but in general, like you just like they got Coke machines everywhere. You just, you just walk up with a cup, pour a drink and walk away. Question. one what I got another question. Um, I don't know if rollercoasters were invented in America. I'm pretty sure they weren't, but, um,
01:25:54
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Are there any coasters that are outside of America that you're dying to ride? Absolutely. um I've got a few bucket list coaches outside the United States. I'll be ahead. I'm going on a trip to Japan next year um what a coach you like with one of the coach clubs that I know. So um I'll be riding one of my bucket list riders called Ejinika. It's located in Japan.
01:26:14
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and with ah futurequee yeah it's called egennaica that's what it's called you likewarf dimensional night the like we are right it' a little clue yeah and i can so i'll give it for right i yeah it's one of thoseage where The tracks in the middle and you kind of hang off the side it's 200 like 50 feet tall in there Just your feet are dangin like I'm out You feed a danglin and the seats actually rotate while you're going through the entire layout. Oh It like a like speeds of like 60 miles an hour dropping like and you when you drop you like looking face down and then you'll flip as you're going to like 90 degree down and then it has a whole layout Other turns in there. So yeah, I'm looking forward to that one.
01:26:58
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what ah what was What was the name of the park it's at again? Fuji-Q Highland then ah and in um in Japan. So like we're looking forward to that one. um Also, I want to go to Plops Land to go ride the happiness. That's the name of the ride. It's called Ride the Happiness. Yeah, by the way, in this Oh, Plops land. Yes. they So I was going to say there's some of these parks and some of these kosher names are like absolute trash. like like i like like yeah We have fun, you know, like I'm known for like making fun of stuff like that. Like Hershey Park, for example, is located in Hershey, Pennsylvania. Like, this you know, it's like the sweetest place on earth.
01:27:44
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Yeah, they they really got they got coasters out there that are named like a coasters named Candy Monium. That's the name of the roller coaster. Candy Monium. You know saying like can't make this shit up. Jolly Rancher remix. This is a roller coaster name. That's a roller coaster. Jolly Rancher remix. it's get free zima You cannot yeah yeah they know it sucks.
01:28:04
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you can't yeah think yeah me shit up on Most of the rides they're kids rides though, or no, no, no, this this is one of the best parks in America. Actually, the, the, the, can Ammonium is an adult roller coaster. It's a, it's something you'd probably be like if you've ever been, um, something like y'all been in Busch Gardens. So it's it's very similar to Apollo chariot. Uh, it's like taller, it's like taller, faster and longer.
01:28:27
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Um, wasn't that where that picture was from? but Yeah. period the polish period we had a first one lock no second yes that was a polished chair but yeah yeah yeah our Our hobby has got some, got some crazy names for these, some of these rides that you can't even but pronounce those live line. Who the hell comes up with these name concepts, man? Uh, and so I'm like, nah, it's good. Oh, the picture's coming back up. Yeah, that that's a Paul Sherry. And I'm wearing an Ava rec shirt. Also just let y'all know. ah hael I'm wearing a headband for some reason that was probably made out of a wife beater. I had a nipple-taping black neck. I was probably wearing a FUBU back in the day during that time. He had on his Boys and Girls Club shirt for some good reason. And Brandon looked like he broke his arm. ah shut Chicken elbow. yeah And Dale was wearing a visor for some reason. A visor? Why is Dale not looking at the right camera?
01:29:25
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Dale, Dale, Dale is color colorblind. So that had could that is true. A test or something like that. He's never seen colors in his life. A single one. Never will. It says monochrome his whole life.
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a mono
01:29:42
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Sorry, it's hard to talk to the colorblind people, man. You know, im saying like, you know. gets's all loud i get this Color. I'm thankful for color. Thanks for your favorite color in the comments.
01:29:56
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And if you can't see any colors, then I don't know. Describe what you think your favorite color would be. day pun scoing It looks like you should have me.
01:30:11
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I'm sorry, Dale, but we're not. Yeah, no, and we're not. know We're not. We're not right there. We're not. Oh, man. so I do have one last question for you. I don't know if anyone else does, but how much logistics does this take to plan an event
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like that? I know you talked earlier about trying to catch coasters at night, things like that. You're organizing all these big groups. How do you all, it's like they're a group of people that is working out these logistics, like you're getting hotels, you're making sure you're getting to the park at certain times. How does all that work?
01:30:48
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Yeah, that party like a plantings tough, you know what I'm saying? So like, thank you, man. I got a good team. And so even the term blues that we have here that I had, by the way, you can go get the merch as well to buy this shirt in these hoodies to get a link in our in our in our Facebook group page and the Instagram page, too. If you guys want to go get a shirt, spreadshirt dot com.
01:31:09
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But like, uh, um, no, the, uh, organization is tough. You know what I mean? Like, uh, it's fine. It's not as hard as it seems. Um, I just want to shout out my boy, uh, Gary gooch. He's the one actually coined the phrase bluesy. It's like, we had, uh, Gary, what go back, right? Thank you. Thank you. Go back. Hold on. Gary, what? Derek gooch.
01:31:32
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Oh, hey, yo. That's my boy. We call him Gooch. That's my boy Gooch. Oh, hey, yo. You're a dude, man. He's a big dude. Welcome home. Shout out, Gooch. What are you doing? go the way go little if you i been right i see and when y'all see him in and we allll see him in june he's gonna have hes You see him in June, he's going to have a hat on. It has his name on it. It's going to say G O O C H on it. And like capital like. car i not But um he actually coined the phrase blueiest um like himself. So like what I got. So, ah you know, so gooch, get my man Dewey, um you know, so we got my man Allen. He's out there in Cali.
01:32:09
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do what is wrong with you, man. I mean, this is a crew here. I told you what I said. I mean, when I said, man, we got we got some some weird names, man, and in this in this industry, they real secrets. They're not going to have no more names. It's like, well, all bra and and they think these are these are all run, run,
01:32:28
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flipping Frank, you know, it's going to be. I love it. so they oh how about about if it does So we got my man Gooch. We got, uh, we'll be my man. Do we got my man, uh, Zaya prime. Um, and my man, uh, Alan, like, like they're all part of Isaiah runs the, uh, the Facebook group. No, all those other names. and And he goes, he goes by all, he goes by, he goes by almighty, ah but we call him Allen. Yeah. That's not like, uh, one of those Israelites, you know, as he wanted to know.
01:32:59
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Yeah, no, he's not one of those. because he hes he's all time good He's actually fun to hang around drunk all the time. strong all the time's He's fun to hang around. Uh, like, like, like no cat be something funny around, but like, uh, no, man, we, what we do is we, um, we read out to the parks.
01:33:15
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And um we say, hey, but you know we want to plan a date that we want to go to. And then we also do, we'll do a time and then ah I'll make a flyer. We'll set it out to the group, um putting the dates out there when it comes to like lodging. No, we kind of let you guys do your own lodging because everybody's um preferences are different in price points. So like some people are okay staying at a,
01:33:40
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a best Western or Holiday Inn and some people can't stay anywhere but Marriott's or some people want to stay at Airbnb's and be in groups with ah with others ah to kind of save money. So we always kind of like, um you know, we provide a date and then travel. we we We always announce our dates ahead of time, just so people can save up money and plan on advance. So we always get about an eight to 10 month and notice that that way it's like, okay, I know in eight months, this is where we're going. This is where we'll be.
01:34:07
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and And this is what it is. And so we'll do that contact the part, let them know ahead of time. um Like right now we're working on like who just working hard behind the scenes, working on what we can get from Busch Gardens Tampa. And then um they let us know like what they can offer us. And then ah usually they set set like a little feed and they say, hey, this is what it is that kind of covers the employees cost and you know whatever the time is as far as to run that ride, whatever.
01:34:31
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Um, then we get that and we just go in. And so like, uh, we'll work on things like ERT, which means exclusive ride time, where it's just only us in the park. And then it's just us like riding the coaster, uh, only to ourselves, um, either before or after the park has opened or closed. We'll get things left behind the scene tours of like, um, we'll go see like, uh, you know, you'll walk behind the roller coasters and you'll, and you'll, they you have they'll have like some kind of park guide, tell you like how it was built and what it is and you'll get different views, um, that the public don't get.
01:35:00
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um We'll get on to those. Yeah, we'll get all these foods and like lunch or dinners included also as well. you know So like we'll we'll do that kind of stuff you know like for some of our meetups. And um then we'll do like great you know pictures. And then like you know everybody will have their time to go ride. We don't walk around on a field trip at all. So it's not it's not like we're just 100 people just walk around, 50 people walk on together. No, we plan out time. Like, hey, at 2 o'clock, we're having dinner rent at our little private area. um It's just a clock. We're getting a picture. Hey, at 10 o'clock, we're going to do a like a ride takeover.
01:35:33
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like' where hours where just we like we take up like a few trains, like it just only only all summer. And so we'll do stuff like that. And then let people go to the park at their own pace. I'll say one thing. Well, 100% for this up and coming ah event down at Tampa, you know, the ball, the ball and buzz crew, me and Omar will be there. I will get will be there. My brother will be there also to come out. So we'll definitely, we'll definitely represent Juneteenth and shut up.
01:36:00
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yeah but know i was was called i knew i called it on myself because i was like i a wi styles what i say ah like whoa whoa Hey, everybody's invited. If you can, if you watching this, if you hear this, you want to come on, come on and hang out, support. Everybody's invited. So, um, everybody come through, come roll, man. We have a good time, man. Lots of laughs, man. Like we have, we have a good time, you know? So like we have a good time, man. Just like the boxing league, uh, the fancy boxing league, uh,
01:36:27
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the homie put on we're gonna promote this each show that me and Omar do after this it kind of like a you know um come out to this event probably usually like a beginning and closing uh uh you know arguments and whatnot but um we're definitely gonna do another friends giving i say christmastime what we'll get more of us on air You know, hopefully we can get some ah heavy hitters, but we'll see. we'll so we do yeah would george would would she which you What you mean? Heavy hitters. I was number eight. he has like eight measure eight nine guys eight nine Okay. This is one Blake man. This is Blake man and the other guy. Okay. We got some heavy hitters, right? You wouldn't understand.
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01:37:23
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Oh shit, man. Yeah, I'm thankful for y'all, man. I'm thankful for y'all friendships. You know, this is a long time coming. We should have done this a long time ago. but ah I'm glad we can got get you guys on here and, you know, shoot the shit. And I always tell you anybody if one person watches that doesn't know us, that's cool. If a lot of people watch it doesn't know us, it's even better. So, you know, right I'm glad that air everyone has commented from, ah you know, from G to the Hanukkah, to Dale, you know, it's because, Zach, everybody, you know, appreciate y'all. Yeah. Put your favorite comment in the comments.
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that's the
01:38:03
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yeah And everybody that liked this too, I saw Rob Brown like this at the last second. Shout out to the homie, Rob. Hey, Rob Brown. What's up, Rob? What's up, Rob? And Daniel, who should be watching the show, said a Happy Thanksgiving to y'all in the Zima chats. Happy Thanksgiving to you too, Daniel. Yeah. OK, OK. Hey, May. Anybody that's watched and listening to this, you know, Happy Thanksgiving to everybody out there, you know what I'm saying? Like, Baja mentioned earlier, you know, when you see people, man, just take time to just acknowledge people, man. Don't wait until something goes wrong or something goes bad to like just reach out and say hi.
01:38:32
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You know, so, you know, I mean like tomorrow's not promised. So like, you know, so like just go out there, you know Thanksgiving is my favorite. It's my favorite holiday because I like the fact that we, you know, take time to celebrate gift things, eat food, watch the Cowboys lose and just like sit back and relax. Things like that. You're a 49ers fan.
01:38:54
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but then like like what's the what's the that look for it. You want the Cowboys to listen. We ain't talking sports today. We ain't talking sports today. Okay. I was just making sure. I was just making sure. Yeah. Yeah. That looked like, did I miss something here? Did we switch over to the, to that, that, that team in Texas? I don't know. Y'all just started winning today. So just calm down.
01:39:19
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I'm just, I'm just, I'm just happy. I'm happy to have a winning record man, as I get to say, I'm representing Smittox Brewery, a black owned brewery, sure out of Dallas, my man Smittox, this man made a Sweet potato ale beer that he sent to ah me and the Gomez brothers a couple of years ago. and he's I need some more beers, but actually hook a brother up. Okay. I'm up i i'm promoting. I'm promoting. Okay. Yeah. Black owned brewery down in Texas. Uh, but yeah. Um, yeah, it's a great show. It's a fun show. I love doing this. This is really, both y'all, man. It's good to see you guys, man. You're saying like, I think the last time I saw Omar, man, he was getting ready to um throw up but out of the area. Like, um,
01:39:58
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Yeah, you was like you like living the same. My neighbor is my sister, man. And I just happened to just roll by. I just like just happened to just roll by the demon like they didn't even know he was there. I was like, but they hold it on.
01:40:09
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Yep. And hey, that's where I'm at now. So like I said, if you want to stop by and visit, I am here. Oh, he's still in. a Oh, he's still in. Oh, yeah. back know basketball He lives in Nashville. He's back in town. Yeah. OK. I'll be in for the holidays. Welcome back. OK. How long are you here for?
01:40:27
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through through New Year's. Oh, you here for a minute. Oh, yeah, we got to get up. Oh, yeah. I have to make a trip up there then. I'm going to try. You know, it's either that or I wouldn't mind making a trip to Richmond and going to some breweries in Richmond. If you can meet us halfway. Sounds good right there. Actually, I like the way it sounds. Richmond's in Richmond. Sounds good. You take the show on the road. I like it.
01:40:50
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like however everybody thank you for tuning in we really appreciate everybody coming out today and checking us out obviously we uh clubber d and i are very thankful for our friends um airtime mike the roller coaster uh or coaster idiot as he likes to call himself i didn't want to say that he said it uh but he's been to so many coasters if you want to join the bluesiest crew At in Tampa for the Juneteenth event, please make sure you look up the bluesy is an El Toro Ryan ah YouTube channels you can also follow them on in on IG as well at the bluesy ist and then as well ah my brother Bob you on my love a comedian voiceover Oh, hey, what's up, Trace?
01:41:36
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They say what's up Tracy. She ain't gonna get off camera. Get off camera. Get off camera. Get off camera. Get off camera. Get off camera. I know. All we're gonna get is a voice. Shout out to Tracy who snuck in, but also shout out to Bajo again. He's good. He does comedy all over the 757. He's been at the funny bone. He's a hilarious person. He's a great guy and he's also doing voiceover work. So again, any of those romantic novels, AKA maybe some You know what let me not get us here for me stop right there ah yeah we did two g And we love everybody again happy Thanksgiving y'all make sure you tune c g We're gonna have another friends giving special soon. So make sure you're subscribed at ball and buds to follow all of our live streams So again, thank you everybody. We appreciate everybody coming out and we will see you next time happy face
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