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Speaker: the show ladies and gentlemen my name is brian with me always i'm mark guys welcome to another fun-filled evening right here on talking shit um mark what do what do we got going on tonight we got something going on i mean typically i mean that's why we show up on thursdays it ain't here not here to look at you and here is something we hope you like some of our favorites from florida or not florida
Speaker: So the game is the game is pretty easy. It's called Florida or not Florida. going to explain it to you guys real quick. It goes like this. I'm going to read this wild outlandish type story.
Speaker: It's kind of like Florida, man. So you just got to tell me if it happened where Mark and I are from right here in the great state of Florida. We're shaped like a gun, right, baby? Or if it happened anywhere else. And I think when I think when we played this a few maybe a month or two ago, I did a Florida, Ohio thing. So maybe watch out for that too. Okay.
Speaker: Hell, last week you did a Florida and nowhere else in the United States. Oh yeah. ah So we're to make this fun. We're going make it quick. We got five questions or five little short things here.
Speaker: um Folks in the comment section, please feel free to play along and guys, I don't know if you got them or not. We're gonna send you out your talking shit decals.
Speaker: Man found dead burning in a port-a-potty. Smoking a lit cigarette could have caused the methane gas to ignite. Is this a Florida man death or a not Florida man death?
Speaker: It's Florida. Felisa says Florida. Kyle, what do you say, buddy? Florida. Alyssa says Florida. Kyle says Florida, Mark.
Speaker: All right, guys, come on, get them answers in there. Keith, where you at? Keith and Kenzie, let's go. It's going faster on YouTube than it does on YouTube. I know.
Speaker: Let's see. Amanda says not Florida. Kinsey says not Florida. Key says not Florida. Who we missing? We're missing Ronald.
Speaker: Russell says not Florida. And Ronald says Florida. I think everybody's answers are in. Here we go one more time with the headline, guys. Florida man found dead burning in a port-a-potty.
Speaker: Smoking a lit cigarette could have caused the methane gas to ignite. So note to self, if you live in Florida where it's already sweltering hot, do not go into a port-a-potty.
Speaker: I was like, shit.
Speaker: Alright, next. hi yeah Here's your next headline. Woman with a bullet in her head, given a band-aid, and released from the hospital. yeah, that's some Florida shit. It was probably her husband or or it was her mom. She wanted her to move. Her mom was trying to kick her the fuck out she wasn't leaving.
Speaker: So, yeah, she got what she thought. i love I love how you have the story to go on. Right, right. I was like, damn, Toby.
Speaker: Toby, was you a part of that? What the hell? No. Shannon, what do you think, buddy? You think that's Florida or you think that's not Florida? Yeah, I'd say it's Florida. i've I've seen some crazy shit about Florida, so yeah.
Speaker: You think you got a good explanation like that? Like the mom was kicking her out?
Speaker: Man tells cops the fake urine he is carrying around is not for his work drug test. Instead, for role play activities he and his wife enjoy. Is this a Florida man or not Florida man?
Speaker: That has to be Florida. No, that's Arkansas. Florida. Arkansas. That's Arkansas, all yeah. Arkansas. Those folks ain't going be happy. Them Razorbacks are coming after you now.
Speaker: I got a lot of friends up there in Arkansas. I've done a lot of shows up there. So if anybody's watching from Arkansas, they're going, yep, that's my boy Gary right there. He knows. Amanda, talk to me. Is this a Florida or not Florida man?
Speaker: Come on. There she says Florida. Gary, what do you think? You think she got her? Yeah, I think she did, actually. So you're going to Florida on this one with her? one
Speaker: All right, guys, here's your next question. The sock-stealing ghost. Woman had a perfectly normal life until she noticed her laundry basket was losing socks at a rate that defiled physics.
Speaker: Defi- excuse me, defied. Woof. Defied physics. Instead of assuming that the dryer ate them like the rest of us, she jumped straight into paranormal theft.
Speaker: She even set up a baby monitor to catch the ghost in the act. All she caught was her cat dragging socks under the bed. But by then she had already called the paranormal investigator, a priest. And had finally, the police who gently suggested try folding them in pairs.
Speaker: All right. One more time. One more time man pretends to be a prosecutor tries to drop charges against himself, Florida or not Florida. think it is going not Florida.
Speaker: Jackie's going Florida. Kenzie. going say it's Florida. Kenzie says it's Florida. Nick is saying not Florida. Amanda says Florida.
Speaker: Yay. Amanda's really good at this game, y'all. I'm just letting you know. She pays attention too. We already knew what you were going with. Yeah, yeah. We all know who Larry is going to Florida. going to Florida and Larry is going to Florida. What a surprise, Florida. Keith keith keith is, I think you're the only one up here saying not Florida, right? Yeah. Kenzie, did you say? I think Yeah.
Speaker: Did you say Florida or not Florida? Florida. You said Florida. Keith, you're the only one saying not Florida. You want to stick with that answer? Yes, I will stick with that answer. All right, here we go. And Marquis says Florida sounds like a mad server who misses beach water.
Speaker: you know, you're not far off. It was a Florida man himself. New Smyrna Beach. New Smyrna Beach man pretends to be a prosecutor and tries to drop charges against himself.
Speaker: And just sitting there, just nothing. up That's crazy. All right, we got points on the board here. Here we go, guys. Here's your next one. Man dressed as Batman. Oh, excuse me. Man dressed in Batman pajamas apprehended a burglar. Not all heroes wear capes, some wear fleece.
Speaker: Let's talk about it. Is this a Florida hero or not a Florida hero? Look at Mark over here. What the hell is your problem? you You're not love play.
Speaker: I don't know. Damien says not Florida. Put it on the put it on the books, Mark.
Speaker: All right, brother. What are you thinking? thank oh Do we need to talk about it for a second? The only superhero in the room is me right now, so I'm going to have to say happened in Florida.
Speaker: All right. We're go to go Florida on this one. And then Amanda, where are you at with this? not florida Amanda says not Florida. And guys, if you pick Florida, well, you're absolutely right.
Speaker: and final clue, fifth and final story, fifth and final Florida. Here we go. Man arrested after driving a stolen forklift into a bank. Because why not rob a bank?
Speaker: why Because why rob a bank with a gun when you use heavy machinery? Jesus. And that's got to be Florida.
Speaker: Can we find out what the other people in the peanut gallery think? Yeah, absolutely. Let's see what they say. We're going to poll the audience. We're going to poll the audience. We're going to phone a friend. I'm calling a lifeline. lifeline here And Jack, if you go, if if you say Florida this time, it'll be every answer. You've said Florida.
Speaker: but He's on a roll, dude. He's like butter. He's on a roll. Leave him. i'm here to be Jason's foil. And I think I'm. Trouble says that is Florida. don't know.
Speaker: Alexi says not Florida. I remember this. Where do you remember it from, Alexi? All right, Liberty, where you at?
Speaker: He's going to say Florida anyway. we You know he's going to say Florida. He said Florida for all of them. You know what? I'm going to go out really strong. I'm going to say not Florida. Not Florida. All right. And ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker: Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. dedicated to Florida. You stick with it? right, here we go. ah Jason, what is it? It's Florida.
Speaker: Okay, I'm just making sure. And if you picked Florida, you're 100% correct. It was right here in the great state of Florida.
Speaker: Here's your next one. Police drop stop a driver with three iguanas zip-tied in the passenger seat for a motion. That's totally Florida. Why?
Speaker: Why, Florida? Because Florida is the only place to have invasive iguanas. Clifton, do you agree with this? i agree, yeah. I'm saying Florida. And you're saying in Florida. Amanda, what do you think?
Speaker: I guarantee she goes Florida. She says Florida, too. All right, guys. You're all correct, Florida.
Speaker: A 67-year-old man got into a dispute over a booth at a Waffle House. He walked out to his truck. He came back with a frozen squirrel and hit another customer with it. No, that's not...
Speaker: No, that's like some Alabama, Virginia. No, that's not Florida. She said that's country. That's super country. That's Ohio. That's Ohio. Yeah, I'm going to say not Florida. Is there Waffle Houses in Florida? We do. We have Waffle Houses in Florida. Absolutely. okay Amber says not Florida. Tom says not Florida. Clifton.
Speaker: Ohio. Ooh, Florida's little brother? Yeah. yeah yeah All right, so we've got Not Florida's here. What do we got in the comments, ladies and gentlemen? We got a main.
Speaker: No, that was from the last one. Oh, that was from last one. All right, so everybody is saying Not Florida. Let's give Kenzie G just a second. No, hers is up. All right, there we go. does say Florida.
Speaker: And, ladies and gentlemen, it was, in fact, Florida.
Speaker: man leads police on a slow piece oh my god spit it out guy man leads police on a low speed chase in a zamboni huh at nine miles an hour officers were walking beside him telling him to pull over Is this Florida or not Florida?
Speaker: Man, that's a Zamboni. It's the ice at ah hockey arena. Yeah, it takes care of the hockey arena. makes it slippery and all that.
Speaker: Man, he stole that from a Bruins game. Is there even hockey in Florida? Yes, there is. We have two teams. Who's the other team?
Speaker: It's like half the other. Panthers. Yikes. Miami. Huh. It's so hot in Miami. As soon as they're done ice skating, they go fishing.
Speaker: So there's that. I'm not surprised. Man leads police on a slow, on a low speed chase on as in a Zamboni. On a Zamboni, in a Zamboni.
Speaker: Top speed, nine miles.
Speaker: wait what missouri man missouri five piece ah for hand that sounds amanda you can send us these stories and i will absolutely play them i feel like she needs to be a guest host just to be on a white some of them one night because she could come up with her own list and just be like you know what i can beat you but Picturing the news footage of a helicopter of you know helicopter over this car just speeding down the highway. He stole chicken nugget. Was there any evidence left?
Speaker: No, just the honey mustard on his chin. That's why I respect that. It wasn't me. You're hungry.
Speaker: Man's got to eat.
Speaker: Last one. Here we go. The last one. Let's make it a good one. This might hit close to home. Man steals a 50-foot tiki bar and floats it down the river.
Speaker: Police describe it as a very slow-moving pursuit. Is this Florida or not Florida? This is Florida. Felicia says Florida. Yep.
Speaker: Florida. Kyle says Florida. So is it because I said river or what's happening here? It's a tiki bar. It's a tiki bar. Yeah, but you can have a tiki bar anywhere.
Speaker: Can you? I love it. Hell yeah. Can I pet that dog? Can I pet that dog? Can I please pet that dog? Alyssa says Florida. Keith says Hawaii.
Speaker: o Amanda says Florida. Keith says no, not Florida. Not Florida, it's Missouri from Kenzie. And then you got Russell saying not Florida.
Speaker: And another shot says 100% Florida. all wait One more person. Who are we waiting on? Ron. Ron, where you at?
Speaker: Lindy says, I will see you in Atlanta, Felissa. Yay! Come hang out with me. i can't wait.
Speaker: Oh, Florida. There he is, Florida. He's got his Florida up there. All right, guys, here we go. I'm going to read it one more time. And I said this was close to home because New Jersey man steals a 50-foot tiki bar.
Speaker: Naked man steals a fire truck and drives to the Waffle House. We don't have Waffle House here in Canada. Yo, so it's not a Canada. Not Canada.
Speaker: At least not where I live in Canada. Is there a Waffle House there, in Jamie? i don't think waff I don't think there's... I think that's... Yeah, unless it's out in the eastern side or something. Yeah. That's another odd provinces.
Speaker: Waffle House. Florida. I'll say Florida. Yeah, it's really hot down there. So I think it happens in Florida. You got to get into the fire truck because you've got to get there quick, right?
Speaker: Yeah. So a good hose down. The man steals fire truck, drives it to a Waffle House. He said he needed a hero's breakfast. This happened in Tallahassee, Florida.
Speaker: Read the first one man arrested after allegedly assaulting his pregnant wife with a McDonald's McChicken sandwich. Florida. One more time. A man was arrested after allegedly assaulting his pregnant wife with a McDonald's McChicken sandwich.
Speaker: Why did you say Florida? didn't miss a beat. We not have to quorum in Florida. I mean, come on. we not have de quoru in florida i mean come on Actually, you know what? i was either going to do that, but you know, Audrey, the more I think about it, it kind of sounds like a Kentucky thing. Is that bad?
Speaker: I was thinking that. So i'm I'm saying not Florida. ah many he's all right. So Audrey's going to go not Florida. Anthony is saying not Florida. I've got Mandy saying Florida. I've got your husband saying Florida. Stick with your answer here.
Speaker: Yes, because if I win, I get bragging rights. and if There you go. He doesn't get bragging rights. Is Brandon on here? is. He's watching. Hey, man. What's up? Patty says not Florida.
Speaker: Amanda says not Florida. Here we go. I'm going with what Amanda says. All right. She helped me. Amanda says not Florida. Audrey's not Florida. Is everybody locked in here? Everybody's locked in. Everybody's locked in.
Speaker: Guys, the answer is. Iowa. It happened in Iowa. Thank God it did not happen in Florida because I would be very, very upset.
Speaker: i mean listen we We do weirder things. Like, listen, if i get my wife or me if me and my pregnant wife are arguing in a McDonald's, I'm going to take her to the swamp and just be like, go that way.
Speaker: You're going to throw a Gatorade, right? outer there you just he says i am not I am not wasting a
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