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Live Braves, Forgetful Jack, Porzingis Shipping up to Boston
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Fresh and Pancakes talk Pancakes' trip to a Braves game, Jack Jones getting arrested, and Porzingis trade.
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Introduction and Episode Teasers
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Fresh Cakes Podcast, we're back.
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I'm fresh.
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This is Pancakes.
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Hello.
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So what are we working with today, Pancakes?
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Got some exciting stuff?
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Yeah, exciting.
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I went to a Braves game this past weekend.
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Atlanta Braves, that is, MLB.
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We're working with, you know, people just are losing their minds out here fresh with guns and getting on planes and job Moran and, you know, Jack...
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jack over here and then porzingis maybe going to the celtics so loaded we have a and i'm not trying to like make a pun here we have a loaded set today so we do have a you weren't trying to make it but you know you did you know exactly what you did all right do you want to start us with uh your braves game
Ballpark Experiences: Braves vs. Fenway
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I do.
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So I was in Atlanta this past weekend and I went to a Braves game.
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They played the Rockies.
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They crushed them.
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They turned them into pebbles.
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They're no longer rocks.
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Oh, okay.
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You're just on fire today.
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Okay.
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Uh, and it was fun.
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I will say that, uh, we did a tour of the ballpark too, when I was there, which was like really cool to do.
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And I want to say that I've done that with Fenway as well.
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I feel like I've been inside like the big green wall at Fenway on a tour.
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Nice.
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It would have been like over 10 years ago.
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So I can't remember.
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I need to go call my dad and ask him if that's like a real memory or like a fever dream that I had.
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I feel like I did too, but like when I was really young, but I may be making that up too, but.
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I know the vice principal of our middle school was like head of security at Fenway.
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So I think it was something through that.
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But I don't know.
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We'll find out.
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We'll get back to you next time.
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We'll circle back on that next episode.
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But anyways, we did that.
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It was cool.
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It's a nice ballpark.
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But what I really don't like, and I mean, I get it was a game day, but I also don't think that this like happens like on normal tours.
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Like anyways, you don't get to really like.
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see what i would call like exclusive areas like i would say the most exclusive area we got to see was the press box i got to go in the oh that's cool press box and i got some cool pictures from there that i'll i'll show to you later but um that was like was it pretty sweet like they have an awesome view and stuff
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Oh, yeah.
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I mean, it's like right kind of like behind home.
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Yeah.
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And I really wanted to like, you know, when I think of behind the scenes, I think of like touring the clubhouse and stuff.
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And, you know, maybe like maybe getting on the field a little bit.
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Like, just let me stand in the outfield a little bit, you know, on the warning track or something.
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That's like the memory I have of if I didn't make this up of Fenway is like being on the warning track when empty stadium and everything.
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But like, yeah, yeah.
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Well, that's cool.
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But it was still nice or whatever.
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But overall, I would say, as I'm wearing my Boston hat right now going, Atlanta was fun.
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Truist Park was cool.
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And the battery outside was cool, too.
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They have a lot to eat there.
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It's a lot of bars and stuff like that.
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So not entirely my scene, but still entertainment right
Food Critiques and Funny Mishaps
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outside the stadium.
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So everything's kind of walkable in that area.
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That is cool, yeah.
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Nothing beats Fenway, man.
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And I say that as like, you know, like mainly a Tigers fan.
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Yeah.
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And going to Atlanta completely unbiased, nothing, nothing will beat Fenway to me.
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Yeah, there's something just like it's over 100 years old, man, you know, and it's just like so unique and how it's.
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built like they had to build this giant wall because they didn't have enough room so they were like we've got to build a wall we can't make it far enough from home plate like i just love that they were just like constricted by the city and it's become like a monument basically like you can feel that too when you're there and the energy of finway i will also say this um i don't know if it's just me i do have like a food curse on me it's like a running joke um but the food at truce ballpark was nothing to like
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right home about like Fenway hot dog better.
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The hot dogs are better at the Durham Bulls like minor league games that I go to than like the one that I had there.
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So like I don't know if it's just like my luck and me and how things work out for me.
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But I will say the food was better
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It's always been better at Fenway, a Fenway dog over a Braves dog.
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Fenway, let's get it right.
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It's a Fenway Frank.
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Oh, okay.
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You call them Fenway Franks, but you know.
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I'm also team dog, though.
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So, I mean, I'm going to try to work that in there any chance I get.
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I don't call them Fenway Cats because I'm Team Cats.
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I call them Fenway Franks.
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Well, they don't have hot cats for us.
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I mean, I know you're out there in California or whatever, but I don't know if they're called hot dogs, okay?
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Yeah, well, I mean, some places.
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Not at Fenway, okay?
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Not a fan weight frame.
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All right.
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But I will say that those were better than Atlanta's.
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And also on top of having like the food curse that I have, I, you're going to laugh when I tell you this story.
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Okay.
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I'm having to like stand a little bit right now because my left knee is like entirely scabbed right now.
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And it's like right in the bend too.
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So like every time like I flex there, kind of move it, you know, and the scabs like trying to harden it, like,
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Kind of cracks it a little bit, you know, and it's like got like a red ring around it where it's like swollen and like trying to heal.
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Was you fall down your stairs?
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I tripped.
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I just walking, walking down the battery, just like just tripped.
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So I don't know what Atlanta needs like to fix their sidewalks.
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Actually, it was like probably perfectly fine sidewalk.
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I have no idea how it happened.
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Like, I just I was up one minute and I was up one minute and then I was down the next.
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And like I did like kind of like a tuck and roll.
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And I thought, you know, I kind of caught myself, but I didn't look down at my knee.
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And it's just like I'm like an eight year old kid again that just wrecked my bike.
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And it's just, you know, did you find like band-aids or something?
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I went into back into the hotel room and just ruined one of the white rags from the bathroom because like I didn't have a first aid kit on me.
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I probably should like start carrying one now.
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And it was like after the game.
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So it was like late at night, you know, everything's like closed around that area.
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So I'm like, I just take this rag like and clean it up a little bit, you know, got like
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have like concrete in it and stuff so yeah yeah yeah and dirt so I think for you it might be best for let's have a first aid kit around maybe a helmet whatever you gotta do but you know at least the first aid kit
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Well, actually, this brings me to my second injury I wanted to tell you about today before we get into people being dumb because you're questioning if you need a first aid kit.
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All right, let's go to injury number two.
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I think I might need like a hockey cage, honestly, because it rained here today and I had to go into work super early.
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So I had an umbrella because it was like pouring rain.
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It has been the last couple of days.
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And as I'm opening the heavy doors to the front of our office, I'm kind of bracing and trying to shut my umbrella at the same time so I'm not just taking this giant open umbrella in there.
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And as I'm closing the umbrella, I thought that I felt it click, and I was trying to get the door off me, so I moved my hand to push the door back.
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And the umbrella comes undone.
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It just like...
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Sprang back out.
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And one of like, it was like a cheap umbrella that I got through like my last job.
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And one of like the metal rods on the end went like literally straight up my nose.
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And so straight like into my nasal cavity.
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I mean, like up to like probably like here.
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Whoa.
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It still hurts.
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It hurts so bad.
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And like it brought tears to my eyes and like our front desk person is there.
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So like I'm like grabbing my nose and like trying not to cry because my eyes are just like watering.
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It's like involuntary and like my nose is bleeding.
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So I'm just trying to get in the front door.
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Right.
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And.
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You're just a mess, huh?
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That was my morning.
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Like, you know, like 7.30 in the morning.
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Dude, what are the chances of that happening?
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That doesn't even make sense.
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Like, that's such a small, like, okay, everyone's following before.
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But you're getting umbrellas up in your brain.
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I mean, I need to know if any of this has happened to anybody else that maybe listens to this podcast, if you've gotten an umbrella up your nose, because I don't feel like I could ever recreate anything.
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this injury.
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Yeah, you got like an umbrella lobotomy.
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That's crazy.
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You know how they used to like take like when the Egyptians were making mummies, they used to like stick that thing up their nose and scramble.
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That's what
Jack Jones' Legal Trouble: A Case Study
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I did to myself with the umbrella.
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Yeah, not good, dude.
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All right, so you need maybe a first aid kit and some protection, maybe a little.
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Yeah.
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I don't know if the cage would have helped you, a hockey cage.
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You need like a full.
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It could have probably made it through, but maybe it wouldn't have made it as far up my nose.
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I don't know.
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Or maybe I need like the fishbowl.
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Yeah, let's go fishbowl.
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And mouse guard.
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Yeah.
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Then you'll be great.
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Yeah.
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Never use the first aid kit then.
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So, you know, it's what it is.
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Speaking of other crazy shit.
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Jack Jones, who let me just tell you who Jack Jones is real quick.
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Patriots drafted him last year.
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Fourth round out of Arizona State.
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So fourth round, you're like, you know, maybe he'll be pretty good eventually.
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No, he comes on as a rookie, plays great for 13 games.
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Then he got a little hurt and he finished the year in a suspension for not showing up to rehab meetings and for mouthing off at Bill Belichick, which is, I don't know why you would do that.
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Why would you ever do that?
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Finished the year on a suspension, but he was hurt anyway.
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So it was kind of like a,
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Technically suspended sort of thing.
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But then what did he do?
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Would you want to tell us what he did?
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He tried to bring loaded firearms onto a commercial flight out of Boston, out of Boston, Logan.
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Yeah, Logan.
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Yeah.
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Which I don't know if you know about Massachusetts, but the gun was there or not.
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Like I didn't, no one had a gun that I knew ever growing up, like, except for if you were a cop or something.
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So the fact that he would try to get that, and I don't care.
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Like we talked about this a little, you could be in Texas where they have like open carry.
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You still can't bring guns on a plane.
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So it doesn't matter where you lay on the gun thing.
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TSA doesn't play around with that.
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Commercial flight, dude.
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Like what are you, and you brought two of them?
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And you're carrying on.
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Yeah.
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And you're carrying on, dude.
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So, you know, I, I, I don't know if we'll ever hear the real story about it.
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I hope we do.
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I want to know if it was like, was he just an idiot?
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Didn't know they were in like he was went to grab his clothes bag and he grabbed his gun bag instead or something like what?
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You know, how do you not know you have two loaded guns?
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With like a high, high capacity magazines and them.
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Yeah.
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That was like the other thing too.
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And you know,
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I don't know.
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Part of me feels really bad because he's played his rookie year.
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He did really, really well.
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He's looking like a future for real player.
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Hasn't gotten his real payday yet because he's a fourth round pick, you know, but it looked like he was going to his next contract.
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If he kept this up, he's going to get paid.
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Have a great life.
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Now he's like facing minimum 18, 18 months to up to 20 years in prison.
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Like, what are you doing, bud?
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What's even crazier about this is he was one of the ones to like publicly criticize on Twitter, John Morant too.
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And if you have an internet connection in 2023, you probably have heard about like what all John Morant's been up to.
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We don't have to get all into that, but he was one of the ones to like criticize him.
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Yeah.
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And then he tries to bring you like he.
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It was actually worse.
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It's probably worse than what Jabberant did.
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It's worse than what Jabberant did, I think.
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Yeah.
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Jabberant just broke a code of conduct type thing.
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It's one thing to flash a gun on an Instagram live.
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It's another to try to bring loaded firearms through TSA.
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Yeah, I don't think Ja Morant really did anything wrong except that he has sponsorship deals.
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He was warned, yeah.
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And he was warned.
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And he represents the NBA.
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Yeah, and the youth look up to him.
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But, yeah, Nike and stuff isn't going to be like, yeah, no matter how the CEO or the board of Nike feels about guns, they're not going to want that.
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So that's all Ja did.
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But he did it, like, what, in a car and in a strip club where it was all legal to do it?
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This dude's bringing, you know.
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You're bringing guns onto a plane post 9-11.
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Like what the hell?
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Out of Boston Logan.
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And Boston Logan doesn't put like, yeah.
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Post 9-11.
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Isn't Boston Logan too?
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Like one of the airports that the planes left from?
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The first flight at least.
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Yeah.
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Maybe the first two flights took off from Logan.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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So they're like really on top of it these days, you know?
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And the Patriots.
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I do give them a little credit for not releasing them immediately because they're like, let's see what happened.
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Like what?
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what happened here?
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You know, because, and they went through the Aaron Hernandez thing.
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If you know about that, where he started tight end for the Patriots, murdered a guy ends up like killing himself or getting killed in prison later on.
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So they have that experience with like the gun criminal side of things.
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I'm not saying owning a gun makes you a criminal, bringing it on a plane in a major international airport makes you a criminal.
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So I don't know, man, I don't know how he gets out of it.
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You know, I'm not a lawyer, but you know,
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How do you even do that fresh?
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I can't fathom.
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Okay, so I don't know about you, but you'll learn this when we go to Fenway later this year.
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I'm a very specific packer.
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So I...
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I meticulously pack like my bag.
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I don't just throw things about, and I just don't know how you go to like pack like a, especially like a carry on bag.
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Cause it's not like you get a lot of room to work with there anyway.
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Yeah.
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How do you forget to fire arms in your carry on?
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Because you're already not getting a lot of room there.
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So like, I just don't understand it.
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Yeah.
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And I check for that stuff.
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Like if I bring my computer bag anywhere on a plane, I like triple check it just as like,
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I don't know.
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For example, I live in a state where marijuana is legal, but I don't know where I'm going.
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It's legal.
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So if it happened to be in there, you know, I'm going to get rid of it.
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And it wouldn't be that big.
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It's still not like bringing a gun on again, post 9-11, all the million reasons not to do it.
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So I don't know, man, if I can, the Patriots have to be livid.
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He's got to be kicking himself.
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I mean, you got to feel bad for him on despite how stupid this was like,
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Oh yeah, I have empathy for him, but dude, like I worry about my shampoo, you know, getting on to a flight, you know, like I have empathy for him.
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I feel bad for him, but I don't understand how that happens, which is why I guess I want to know more, like more about the story.
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Like, were you drunk when you went to the airport and forgot?
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Or, you know, or like, why are they in that bag?
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It's like your clothing slash gun bag.
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Like, I don't understand what that is.
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I guess he's not making enough money to have separate bags yet.
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Fresh, you know, he's in that rookie.
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He's got a closet or something.
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You know, like he's got a. You don't have bag money.
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But you got like anywhere, dude, you know.
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You got a house, just put it, it's your house gun, whatever.
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But apparently they're not house guns.
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I don't know.
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I don't know what he uses them for or whatever.
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But, and he's, he's young, but he's 25.
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Like because of COVID, a lot of guys are coming out older from college now.
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Like Stetson Bennett, everybody loves like make fun of him about that.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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because they got years of eligibility and if they transferred or whatever, they could have.
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So there are 24, 25 year olds come.
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I think he was probably 24 when he came out to the NFL.
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So he's young, but he's not like a 20 year old rookie young, 21 year old rookie young guys, 25 years old.
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So I don't know.
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We'll see what happens, man.
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To, to, to be determined.
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I know his lawyer came out today and said this big thing about social media is making an out to be a thug because he's a black man with a gun and everything.
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And it's like,
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I get maybe from a lawyer perspective, that's a good angle.
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But like, I don't care who you are.
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You still brought a gun on a fucking plane.
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I don't think you're a thug.
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I think you're a dummy.
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Yeah.
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You're just a dumb, dumb, dummy.
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Dumb ass dummy.
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Like, okay.
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So I can't, I'm almost speechless at this point.
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I'm trying to wrap my brain around it.
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So, you know.
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Maybe he's used to flying chartered flights, like private, and maybe that flies.
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I've never flown.
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That could be.
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You said the thing about the Patriots plane, which we looked into it.
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We don't think this was, because why would the Patriots be going?
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And he might have been going home or something for a while.
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a weekend or something, but, um, I don't even think it was a weekend, but maybe they had a break from mini camp or something and he could go, but, um, I don't know why the whole team would be flying anywhere.
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So I don't, but maybe he is used to flying on the Patriots plane and he brings his guns on there.
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I don't know.
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I guess, you know, they probably don't, they probably don't
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check.
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Um, but let's get to some good news out of there.
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You know who's probably not bringing guns to Boston?
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Oh, yes, I do.
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Tell me fresh.
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Kristaps Porzingis, okay?
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Porzingis.
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Porzingis, man.
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If you don't know who he is, he's a beast.
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So we'll see what happens there.
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He's been playing on the Wizards.
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He's like 7'3".
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He's huge.
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You know what is the funniest thing I remember about him?
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I remember watching the NBA draft the year he was drafted, and when the Knicks picked him, people booed.
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And then he just turns out to be like a beast, which is funny.
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A beast.
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And they traded him, you know.
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And he, you know, he can shoot the three.
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Average is last year, 23.2 points, 8.4 boards, 2.7 assists a game.
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You know, like –
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If we re-sign Jalen Brown for an ungodly amount, I think Jalen Brown stands to make $295 million.
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Supermax deal.
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And then we have Tatum.
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And then you sign Porzingis.
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And you have a big three that's all under 30 years old.
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Because Porzingis is 27.
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So he'd be the oldest one of the big three in Boston.
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Imagine that if they have success.
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Yeah.
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And their coach is young, too.
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So there's just a bunch of young men up there.
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Yeah, and everyone really likes the coach.
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I've heard he got a lot of shit for this past playoffs, but it was his first year at it.
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He's young, and he went to the Eastern Conference Finals.
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I'm sure he learned a ton.
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Now you run it back.
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And they didn't really trade much to get him.
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They traded Malcolm Brogdon, who was the sixth man of the year, but he was hurt for the playoffs as part of the reason we lost, and he had been hurt the two seasons before he got to Boston.
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Yeah.
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So Brad Stevens, who was the former, former coach for the Celtics, now the GM pulling up some wizardry here, man.
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No one saw this coming.
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So it's, I don't know if it's like officially official, but I think it pretty much is.
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So we'll see, man.
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Seven foot six wingspan.
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They say.
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Yeah.
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That's like, that's like two of me almost.
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Yeah.
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Dude.
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Without shoes or something, you know?
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Yeah.
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So like,
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Holy shit.
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So we'll see, man.
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That'd be pretty exciting.
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Maybe another run next season.
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Yeah, I don't know.
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You got much to say about that?
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Well, I will say that the dog team was right about the NBA finals.
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Yeah.
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And their pick.
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Let me talk about this last week.
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No, because I don't think that the final game had been played.
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It was looking likely, but it wasn't.
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Yeah, it was like the day, the two days after or something like that.
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Yeah, it was like the day after that it got quenched and you're like, oh, Golden Knights win and the Nuggets win.
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So dogs coming out on top for both of those.
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Did you see something about, did Mike Malone get a Nuggets tattoo?
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I don't know.
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Did he?
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Mike Malone really got a championship tattoo.
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Yeah, that's crazy.
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So he's the head coach of the Nuggets.
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I think this is real, man.
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It's Bleacher reporting it.
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Well, if they're reporting it, then it must be real.
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It's kind of a dumb looking tattoo, to be honest.
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But I mean, it's a little like coal miner guy or gold miner guy.
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I see.
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It's like a prospector.
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A prospector is what it is.
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Yeah.
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But it's so tiny, dude.
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Like, I mean, obviously, I have a lot of tattoos, and he's like an older gentleman.
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So, like, in a couple of years, that thing is going to be, you're not even going to be able to tell what it is because you got it so small.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, you're probably right.
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I love the concept of that tattoo.
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And I hope that it's real and not like, like a temporary tattoo, you know, one of those ones that maybe he got for like a couple of weeks and then it fades.
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It has the like, whatever they put on it and stuff after you get one, like, but it's awesome, man.
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It's awesome.
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So we'll see, man.
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I'm not as awesome as Porzingis to the Celtics if that happens, but you know, we'll see.
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Not as awesome as going to Fenway pack either.
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So Fenway Franks,
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Fenway.
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All right.
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We'll get a couple of Fenway Franks soon.
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All right.
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Let's get it right.
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All right.
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All right.
Fenway Franks and Future Plans
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The right thing.
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If you go up there and you're like, can I have one of your famous Fenway hot dogs?
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Get the fuck out of here.
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Yeah.
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Something like that.
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I don't know if they'd swear.
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They probably would.
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They probably would.
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They might.
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Depends on the guy.
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It's fine.
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But we're going to eat a lot of food.
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A lot of food.
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A lot of Fenway Franks.
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I'm talking mini baseball helmets with ice cream in them.
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The whole thing.
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Oh, the dip and dots.
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I had a, I had helmet notches at the Braves game too.
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I forgot to talk about that.
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They weren't that good either.
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Oh, dude.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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We're going to step it up.
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So I have high expectations.
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So we could break on that.
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Maybe we could bet.
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I'll break on Fenway Frank.
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I don't know.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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I'm with you on that one.
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I don't have anything that can top a Fenway Frank.
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So let's just, let's just send it and hope for, hope for the best dude.
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All right, let me send it.
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All right, ready?
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Break.
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I don't know.
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I don't know.
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I don't think so.
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You want to do one for five layers since we keep it food team?
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Yeah, five layer.
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Slayer.
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All right.
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Yeah, probably a Slayer.
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All right.
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Ready?
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Break.
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I don't know.
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I feel like I can never see mine.
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I feel like it almost filters out my clap sometimes, so I don't know.
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I didn't laugh that good on that one either.
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But either way, great things coming up, man.
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Thanks, everybody.