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Dancing on Kissinger’s Grave
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A momentary reflection and shaking of the booty over the death of infamous war criminal, Henry Kissinger.
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Em hosts solo, Josh unwell, Kissinger's death
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Hi everyone, this is a solo broadcast by me, Em, because Josh is at home feeling poorly, an illness that came on almost the very moment that Henry Kissinger died. Which either meant Josh had a strong emotional connection to Henry Kissinger and is thus feeling his loss or, what I think to be the most likely hypothesis, Josh is now possessed
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by Henry Kissinger.
Confirming Kissinger's death for peace
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But until such time that is actually confirmed either by science or by a religious studies scholar, we have to assume for the betterment of the world that Henry Kissinger is no more.
Celebrating Kissinger's death?
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And so what better way to celebrate the death of the war criminal that is Henry Kissinger than a bit of a dance? So we're bringing back the want the conspiracy theme so you can have a little bit of a dance at home
When is it inappropriate to dance?
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at work or wherever you happen to be when you're listening to this particular episode of the podcaster's guide to the conspiracy. I will point out that if you happen to be say a surgeon or someone who's moving toxic materials from one location to another we do not recommend you dance upon hearing the segment of the show and indeed we would ask that you wait until such time your activities are finished before having a dance along to celebrate the death of Henry Kissinger.