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The boys talk about Trump's victory, peloton, Junior's first victory, among other things.
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Introduction to the Podcast
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This is Know What I'm Talking About Podcast with your hosts Jacob Contreras, Dylan Kite, and William Whalley. Sit down and buckle up Buttercup.
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um' just gonna start off by saying
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are you gonna cry bo Are you going to cry? cry?
00:00:26
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I thought you were going to cry. Surprise, surprise, motherfuckers. Got ass. No, man.
Political Climate and Surprising Election Results
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Interesting things have obviously taken place in the last you know week or two since we did our last one.
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i'm not gonna you know You know, ping on it too hard, but you know, obviously we have a ah new incoming president. So that's pretty huge. um I thought like what I expected to see um obviously as well on the States, um you know, most of them did pass a new abortion laws, stuff like that. So, ah you know, I think that kind of pieces both sides, but some people are still.
00:01:11
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Um, you know, like this is the end of the world, which. Come on now. I don't think you did four years under yeah already as i mean yeah bless what cracks me up, dude. That's what really cracks me up. I'm really surprised. We got the results the same night. I'm really surprised. I was not expecting that. Well, that's all because I went to bed. ah Yeah. i stillla still I stayed up until Georgia.
00:01:39
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Georgia fell. Finally, I was like, once Georgia went now is like, okay, and then he had, I guess, like what they were reporting out of Pennsylvania was he was like up by like 4% or four points. However, they do it. And like, basically there was only like one county like that person wouldn't have to get every single vote or something like that. Fuck all that though. The memes are going to be fucking hilarious. Hey, when it comes to votes, anything's possible. We could print off anything we want. Okay. I like me a good conspiracy theory, but the dramatic drop in the most popular presidency ever back to the baseline was interesting.
00:02:24
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Yeah, apparently Biden's just 20 million votes better than Kamala. Who would have known? I should have been his vice president. But yeah, the the outrage, people act like he's never been president before. I saw this one, I probably shouldn't even break it up. I saw this one video where this, I can't remember who was a dude or a chick, but she was on the camera. She was screaming and she goes, I'm afraid to go asleep. I'm afraid I'm going to wake up and be a slave. And I'm thinking, what the fuck?
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in the office yet. So Biden would have done that. Biden made you a slave. Dude, I'm not gonna lie, the roles were reversed, right? And me and Kara were Democrats. I would make a point to like, while she was sleeping, put her in chains to where she woke up and she was like, ah! Got your ass. You know, I want to say like, who had the biggest bitch moment was Jimmy Kimmel.
Conspiracy Theories and Celebrity Gossip
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Like, yeah yeah I was like, how are you crying? Hey, supposedly, supposedly, I don't know if this shit's true.
00:03:45
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Supposedly he's on the Epstein list that's gonna come out. I don't know. it Okay, that makes sense why he's crying then. oh Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. nice That's what I've heard. yeah with didy dude he ain't They don't have no fucking baby. Do you actually think that this list is going to come out? I don't know. No, no, I don't think he has. He has nothing left to run for. If it doesn't come out, if the Kennedy shit doesn't come out, if everything doesn't come out.
00:04:29
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Well, see but you know was like and obviously want to burn it all down because he is a patriot still you know there's one thing that he announced. That's what I think. I don't. I don't. I don't know. But you definitely like a less like the fuse, at least in a little bit. There's one thing he announced today that he should have ran on, because when I read it, I was like, that's fucking amazing.
Term Limits in Congress: A Positive Change?
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um One thing he announced today was he's going to. Did he fart? Did he fart? No, no, no, no. No, he said he's going to try to impose term limits on like Congressmen. And I'm like, that's fantastic.
00:05:06
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I mean, this should have been done 50 years ago. and if you Listen, listen, listen, listen. If that would have happened and he was running on that platform. Let me tell you that second, that second attempt, wouldn't have missed.
00:05:17
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yeah wiggle moneydd out i is bummed about like ah So I voted in most of the candidates I voted for one but one thing I was bummed about was old I patch McCain one Yeah Yeah yeah I mean he has some good points sometimes. he I don't know why you hate him so much. He's such a He's a fucking sellout. What did he sell out on? Because I really don't know. I'm just asking. Everything. Everything. i was just like yeah yeah like The main thing he lost it for me was basically
00:05:53
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when he came out and said, like, how are we going to get the best and brightest if we can't manipulate basically stock trading? Yeah, yeah. If you can. He voted against the stock trading thing. Yeah. Oh, he's the biggest one of them. Yeah. Him and Pelosi are like one of the biggest perpetrators. Oh, yeah. Oh, you're the best stock trader in the world right now. You, you and Nancy Pelosi are yeah Pelosi. Like, come on. Better than Warren Buffett. did You guys are fucking fantastic, huh?
00:06:21
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i did i' know you made like fifteen mil or something like in in like one year of two You should not be making that much money if you're you're working in public service. Yeah, I don't know what that limit should be Like I'm not saying like, you know, I don't know if it's 20 years But it definitely shouldn't be 40 years I mean I know that and they shouldn't get benefit lifetime benefits from it and Yeah. I'm not even gonna get lifetime benefits. like Exactly. Couple tours.
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yeah Don't let the door hit you. Oh, where the good Lord split you. Do you think there's a chance come January 6th that there's the reversal. Is there a chance? That would be hilarious. I would be so... I would fucking... You know what? Like, come on. Although, I did see some protests and they couldn't get down a gate. So, I don't know. Maybe you'd have to open them. Yeah. All I'm saying is, all I'm saying is if it gets close to January 6th and a lot of blue hair dye is gone off the shelf, shit might be going down.
00:07:35
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yeah Keep an eye on what is it Halloween? ah queer holidayow spirits closed down you can't get known sure Yeah, they're going to have to go to what what is the other shit? The other one? I don't know. hobby it know It's like ah it's where you get gifts. sally all gifts gifts. G-I-F-T is um Spencer's gifts. That's how you spell it. Spencer's, I don't know if it's gifts, but it's Spencer's, yes. No, I don't know. I'm way off. I don't know. I don't know. I would say like Sally. I think you're thinking of Adam and Eve for that. I don't know. No, Spencer's. Well, what kind of connection you took from over there? You just went over to those in my life.
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I'm telling you though, Spencer's like, because I'd always go in there giggling, because you go towards the back, there's sex toys and sex games. In the mall? Yeah, in the mall. I've been in there a time or two. They have weird shit in there. That's interesting. I feel like it's kind of like an emo store or something. Honestly, every mall seems like a ghost town now, so I don't know.
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Which is surprising why Jake's never been in there. I feel like, you know, that beat up his fucking alley.
Politics at Thanksgiving: Trump's Influence
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What are you trying to imply, my man? yeah is This motherfucker sings that to his tacos right before he eats them, dude.
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ah But the tonight will be the night that I... will for Yeah, shit oh man I just can't wait till Thanksgiving to work, you know, you're together with family and I can just look around and be like, how about Trump? yeah I think Bitcoin will have $10,000 in one day. That shit's crazy. Did y'all see that reel I sent you guys of all the headlines and certain things that are popping off now? Oh yeah, where countries wanted it. Hey, let's talk. Hold on.
00:09:55
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Let's try to figure out a solution here. be were like yeah let's hear the guy out like yeah the that like was ah the like the ukrainian photo like which makes sense cause if he cuts their funding like, they have no fun for their war now it was what was it her mom so something you know, there's,
00:10:19
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well, Ukraine specifically, it was like, hey, we want to do a DMZ, uh, 20 year, like NATO ban and, um, There was something else, but I was like, hey, I'm cool with Ukraine buying weapons, but we're not funding the weapons.
Ukraine's Negotiation Strategy and US Involvement
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We've been funding that. We've been funding that whole war a lot. I was like, hey, if you guys want to buy some shit, let's talk about it. It'd be a completely different story. It's a thousand percent surcharge over market value, but sure, you can buy. Yeah, it'd be a completely different story if it was like a loan.
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But if we're just giving it to them, basically uran Ukraine is like now Puerto Rico. You're like number 53. Yeah. So I saw her Moss came out and was like, Hey, let's negotiate. But also speaking of Bitcoin going up $10,000 in one day, did you see what went down? Pfizer went down like 10 points.
00:11:21
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we care and them commercials the were fla yeah
00:11:28
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yeah man it Just feels so good, I don't know it feels like we're on the right track I was like back i was in like I sent you guys a picture of the Call of Duty lobbies though, and I was like Yo, are we back? Cause these motherfuckers are wilders. Some of those motherfuckers need to just go back and hide in the room.
00:11:55
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yeah And for those of you that don't know Dalton is Tite's brother. ah you fuck toin people It was super toxic.
00:12:12
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Did any Call of Duty lobbies talk to this hell? Just get on there and lose a game or two. Yeah. like that yeah i've I've seen, I've seen Kite snap, dude. I was like, yeah. yeah so yeah I remember the whole modern warfare. Yeah. I was like, we were playing like 2v2 and I'm like, bro, you can't say that. Bro, chill out. My chorus is getting renewed right now, please.
00:12:50
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There's a lot of shit going on right now. There's a lot of shit in the world going on. oh man ah yeah um fuck on i yeah And you know what though, we were talking though, like Will and I were texting back and forth a little bit and I was just like, I'm afraid to go to sleep. Cause I feel like this is 2020 all over again. like my but dude was Like all the States that hadn't declared in 2020 hadn't declared by the time I was like, dude, I'm, I'm fighting, staying awake. Like the, the news is on in my room. I'm laying in bed and I'm just like afraid to go to sleep. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, somebody hurry up and finalize this shit. these mo fuckers And I still look at it now because I'm like Arizona, Nevada. What the fuck are y'all waiting for? Yeah, yeah call that That's a good point if Georgia or Nevada and Georgia or fucking Pennsylvania when it came out We might still be fucking waiting because I saw something on Twitter the other day or like a couple hours ago they said a we're counting more votes in Maricopa County and I'm like I
00:14:00
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The next meme cycle, I need y'all to call this shit. yeahs
00:14:06
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How many we do we need? All right. Dude, the disparity and like the number of votes just cracks me up. I'm like, I don't think you guys understand. Like it was like.
00:14:22
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We all can agree now that that shit was rigged, right? And I saw memes declaring like, oh, it's like, oh, gotcha. You were actually elected in 2020. So now you can't serve. ah yeah I saw people posting about it too. They were like, it's actually a good thing. He wasn't elected in 2020 because, you know, it was, uh, I guess it was a democratic Congress or whatever. Now it's looking like it might be read all the fucking way. Yeah, so now like I just hope he lands a little bit like because I feel like they want to do something or like You know crash the economy or something like that like all the safeguards or you know Like I was like, I hope you learn from it. I hope you have good people around you and I hope like it's different
00:15:08
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That's what, that's what, uh, that's what, uh, RFK was saying, um, uh, about it. He was just like, like, basically just said, Hey, like, cause he, he was worried about like his cabinet and stuff like that, I guess, before he endorsed him. And he was all asked him about like these guys. And he goes, he, cause he said, you you surrounded yourself with bad people. And then Trump was ah just honest with him. He said, I didn't know they were bad people. Like I didn't know that these people, I was doing what people were advising me to do. Like.
00:15:38
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that are, you know, and he's like, Hey, I made, you know, bad decisions on who, who I put in the cabinet and stuff like that. But he felt like he corrected his decisions and stuff like that, which I was like, yeah, I was like, he gave a bunch of like positions to stuff, lots of bureaucrats. beerct Exactly. I was like, yeah and a like time to cut it. I yeah i was looking, I was like, my, I was like, I like ah RFK. I was like, Hey, dude, you're,
00:16:04
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You know, do the health thing, make sure the food's good, the medicine's good and everything like that, but also it was like, all right, let's see what Tulsi, Elon, and, you know, um like, let's cut the government. Let's gut them. See what it looks like.
00:16:21
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It should be small as fuck. Except I do say, I was like, Hey, did give the National Park Service, give them some money. Like listen yeah the National Park Service is one of the only institutions. That's what I'm saying. I was like, let's, let's see how they give them Homeland Security's funding and see what, like, let's, let's see what they get.
00:16:40
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Give them some Ukrainian money. That's what happens.
00:16:47
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Yeah, you get fucking e-bikes every time you show up to the place like, hey, you want a free e-bike? You just got to turn it in on your way out. Can you imagine if Gatlinburg had Ukraine
Internet Providers: Starlink vs. Competitors
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money? We wouldn't have to wait two hours for a bus ride into Gatlinburg.
00:17:06
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ah but it's good like out i see it was so far like do we have some great national parks give them some money like bli let's give them some real money or let's just stop taking in so much buddy and like you know people.
00:17:25
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Yeah, I would like to keep some of my money. That'd be tight. Yeah. Like, hey, come for me on any fucking day, man. I still owe him like two thousand. must your fucking
00:17:40
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And we're back. We're back. but It wouldn't be a fucking. It is like a Elon hooked me up with the premium star link. I don't want the, you know, like standard bullshit you got going on. Yeah, he's a fucking fan boy. Look, look I bought in, you know what? Once we had the disaster recovery with Hurricane Helene, I was like, Elon, I'm here. Hook me up.
00:18:06
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Is it still free right now? or reduce It was only months so now now November and going forward I'll pay but it was it was good again while traveling and stuff like that like you know having internet and remote areas yeah not remote anymore get some fucking fiber dude I don't even know if I's in it or Augusta has fiber Like I said, uh, Xfinity, there's Wow. Uh, AT and&T. I was like, it all feels fake. Like, come on, that's the home of the masters. There's going to be fiber around. One week, one Yeah. Yeah.
00:18:45
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what all One WoW sounds like some fucking Korean internet or something. well it I was like, wow, is that replace Boingo? You know, is that the new Boingo or whatever? It was like, no, WoW's the actual, I've seen their trucks. I was like, ah oh, you guys are like the spirit airlines of internet, huh? Right on, right on. That was a huge thing. Dude, they're still not up. And you know, what ah one of my favorites was Frontier. They were really good. They were a fiber company out in Tampa.
00:19:17
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And then GCI was good in, in Alaska, but dude, I didn't feel like paying like fucking $200 a month for internet. Well, I was the type of internet where you really have to watch the technician.
00:19:35
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can see guy come in put your booties on I can see who had what internet like there was a direct TV dish. So now my star link is off the direct TV dish pole and stuff like that. I was like, i like, all right, we took that off. I was like, what is going on here?
00:19:55
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Who even pays for direct TV? I don't know. It was like well AT and&T had the bundle, I guess. I don't know. It was just funny comedy.
00:20:06
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It's like AT&T had the bundle with DirecTV. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's why I was like eight. Well, they, they, well, they do now, but it's like DirecTV streaming. Like, is there actually still DirecTV? I don't know. There was a DirecTV dish I had to take down. It's sitting out in my backyard now. It was like, it's just facing on the ground. No, I, yeah, I have a dish still because just, I never fucking took it off, but the, you know, the people we bought the house from or maybe even the previous owner than that. like whatever. There's a dish out there. I've just never gone and fucking taking it down. But that's the first thing and I was like, do I throw it in the garbage or what? Like it doesn't belong to the house or
Homeowner Experiences and Neighborhood Uniformity
00:20:44
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anything, right? Like no it's sitting in my yard. I honestly don't. I think I'm going to take mine down and just throw it behind my range. I kind of want to get just catch bullet an even taller pole and like raise the star link up higher, like 20 feet in the air and just see how the difference is. But I do also have a homeowners association.
00:21:05
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Yeah. Oh, God. I hate this. Hey, you know what? like You want to talk about real fascism in America? Yeah. Home owners. HOA. Dude. HOA. In Tampa, that shit killed me. So like my fence, part of the fence was wooden. And we were just like, all right, it's crumbling. Outdoors in Tampa, like the rain and everything is just eating away. So we got rid of the fence. But I had to replace it with a PVC fence.
00:21:35
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And I was like, that shit was not cheap, but I had a homeowners association association. So there were rules I had to follow. It was like, fuck off. I was like, I'll put a, that really is I was trying to get my neighbors to be like, Hey, y'all want to split it? You know, like y'all are benefiting from this as well. One of them was cool. They did. One of them wasn't. and I was like, man, fuck you. Yeah. I live in one now, dude. That shit's fucking annoying. I will never live in one again.
00:22:03
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I bet I have some neighbors that parked their cars in their yard and you can see the trail marks and shit. But if my grass gets above three inches, I get a fucking letter in the mail. I was so lost in my neighborhood. I went and visited for the first time. Like when we went to the UT, when we went to watch the game, UT UGA and every single house looks the same. And that's like every homeowner's association neighborhood is like, you can get lost if they're not fucking they want it that way. They wanted to know it's so it's terrifying. though I was like, God damn, all these. I had to I passed this house had to come back. Was it the.
00:22:39
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that movie stepford-wise or something. I was looking for the shitbox in the driveway it was not there. that sure He ran off the road once and many times in that thing.
00:22:54
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You're looking for the bus and beer bottles.
00:22:58
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maybe drinking side up Where's the trashiest house in this neighborhood? I was like, where are the chickens? I couldn't hear them. Yeah, yeah where's the chickens tied up? Fortunately, they don't allow them here. But once I get to Tennessee, though, but but it's game home. It's game home. Game house, Matt. Yeah, it's Matt. We'll start breeding and selling again.
00:23:24
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as It will only be 12 hours out of the day and not before. Did you imagine if you were ready to go it buy like a new truck or something and your fucking salesman was just drunk, passed out in the tailgate? ever has it ever been gone That's pretty much right. Being in Georgia now, I can absolutely imagine it.
00:24:02
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100%. And you're going there to buy fucking fighting Gamecocks. like What the fuck? and no no makes no you're but breeding breeding challenge bre not hiding anything that's illegal twenty okay get your shit to yeah tomato's a model fighting that was legal twelve years ago was it legal to ah speaking of animals what about there about you go they got marked No, Dude, are we back on the right timeline?
Taxes and Animal Control: A Humorous Take
00:24:33
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no, whoa, You know, Harambe got murdered whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, and then the squirrel and the raccoon got murdered. Are we back on the right timeline? What was his name? I don't know. Were they tributes? Is that what it was? Yeah, yeah. That's what I'm saying. I think his name was Peanut. Peanut, and I don't know what the other one's name was, but yeah, Peanut was the big one. Yeah, Fred was the raccoon.
00:24:53
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Could you imagine paying taxes all year and then like fuckers what you're paying towards is for them to go execute fucking sports? I could not. Do we i should have better things to fucking do?
00:25:10
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Did I feel like if you went back in time and you pulled George Washington toward time, he'd be like, what the fuck are y'all doing? Y'all went completely off the fucking rails. like this is these whatever minute were We're going onto someone's property to kill a squirrel. like We didn't write that in there. was Did you guys see the squirrel that was at Kamala's like her ah place in howard where she was doing her watch party or whatever there was a squirrel on the stage like roaming around in the background i was like oh he knows he knows he knows he knows he's like this is ghost the side of the fucking people how badass would it be if it was some rick and morty shit and he just went up to the mic and he was just like you're done
00:26:00
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work done for you
00:26:06
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Where was PETA? I haven't heard a fucking word from PETA, dude. Like, where the fuck are they? Oh, no, no, no, they're quiet. Yeah, it was like, look, I mean, it's people. Yeah, fuck that script, dude. He only had a perfect life, but hey, at least he got saved. Oh, we're fucked.
00:26:34
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that is so yeah i like y'all kill a fucking squirrel like y'all spent five hours raiding this mofuker's house for a squirrel well did you see all the video did you see all the video that he posted after i mean i um taking at face value but he like he's like all for a squirrel like they literally like
00:26:58
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is is such a squirrel like you guys came in here and, like, what is my wife's- Oh, but Trump's the fascist. Yeah, Trump, yeah. Well, I just was like, he was just like, what does this have to do with a squirrel? Yeah, yeah. That's what I'm saying. He said, like, they, they, like, wrecked his house. Like, he's got to, like, have a couple thousand dollars worth of damage. That's, that's what's hilarious is, like, every time somebody gets swatted or, you know, some shit like that happens, like, those motherfuckers cause thousands of dollars worth of damage. And then they're just like,
00:27:31
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Oh well, fuck him. So what so who who actually was it? like the Was it the not New York state game? I don't know, but I was like, I honestly now more and more I'm like, man, fucking anti-personnel minds and Claymore is some fucking better and better. I was like, yeah, you can go to my house, but watch where you step, bud. I would i would i wouldn't step on the property.
00:27:56
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i just don't want to say the reasoning You know what I mean? Like, could you imagine us going in Auschwitz and be like, Hey, we're here to save you. power fuck fucking frank i had to check here We can't introduce you into the population.
00:28:16
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ah but You might've got a new disease or something. Man, tax dollars is fucking a blaze. A fucking squirrel. You know, we didn't know what to do with the money. We tried giving it away. We tried burning it. We tried burying it. Finally, we just decided we'll just give it away.
00:28:37
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Oh, man. Yeah, I'm so glad I owe the IRS $2,000. I don't hold off on i'd hold off i'm paying it. yeah yeah Yeah, you never know. It might be like student loans. It might get forgiven.
00:28:59
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rather for that they all get their They're not going to come for it. They're just going to be like, Hey, you're going to get a no pay due. Yeah, yeah, probably. I wish I just couldn't take this fucking peloton that has been used in three months.
00:29:20
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It's worth that.
00:29:27
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the honey cuptake i told her I was like, should we sell this motherfucker? She goes, no, I like it. i like we'll start using but right now it's boys that's vast launching wreck right now will say right here i'm looking at at I'm scared to sit on it. I might get a fucking black auto bite or some shit. Yeah.
00:29:53
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Oh man, that's good. Fucking Charlotte. fuck buttle web up in that bit Yeah. Fucking Charlotte. Oh man.
00:30:05
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Yeah, hopefully they take that first. Hopefully they don't touch the Xbox. but That's fucking good. Well, they're coming for the Xbox just to get the the receipts. Yeah. Yeah. No, we got all the voice logs. They're stored on your Xbox. So we're going to collect those. And hey, bud, you're fired. said If the track record tracks, they'll kill Bo first.
00:30:28
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um He's done.
00:30:44
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I mean, fuck it. say waste me is colonel and yeah Save money fucking boarding and fucking food. So, I mean, I guess it's a plus for me. a win win i guess you're on your future possible team too and Oh, I can't wait till they come.
00:31:10
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a a
00:31:17
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I miss those days where you used to get 10 grand as a private. hell
00:31:24
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oh long ago That's what you get for going to get promoted you fake. They say getting promoted would be cool, I guess not. It's not.
00:31:41
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is They said dueling comes will be cool, I guess. It's not cool. I should have got her on that Megan status to stay home and take care of the kids. Get that tax free fucking weekly check. a Yeah, nice. Pay cash. I mean, honestly, I think they should pay more, but. That's not for me to decide.
00:32:14
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Oh, so Junior got his first. up Yeah, yeah, tonight at the track. So, yeah, free we haven't ever mentioned it before on the show. So my son, he's got this like push bike or a balance bike, kind of like a Strider bike or whatever. And he really he he's love that thing. Just always on it, always running around. And we've had friends um That their kids all do this, like a BMX racing and it starts off with a balanced bike.
Junior's Balance Bike Race Triumph
00:32:47
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So we're just like, shit, let's get, let's get junior into the end of it. He loves, he loves to be on the balance bike. Maybe he'll like it.
00:32:53
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So we were going on Wednesday nights. We were just going to this like open track where they can just practice, right? They go over the little ramps and the over the dirt mounds and stuff like that. And, you know, he's he's been loving it. So we did one. We did a glow race last week, but, um, you know, great time at the track, like, but it was just getting cold and it was getting late. They had so many people enter. It was really cool event, but for his first race, I think it was a little overwhelming.
00:33:21
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And he was tired. He didn't nap that day. So it didn't go too well. Like he came in second was going to come in possibly first, the next round, but he just like halfway through the race. He was just like F this shit or whatever. And he had like kind of a meltdown, but this week we're like, well, let's give another shot because you know, he still wants to do the races and stuff. And, uh,
00:33:42
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And so let's let's do do another shot. And he killed it. He came in first twice. And the third time, he was coming around coming around the bend. um He was neck and neck, you know first, second. um And he hits he hits the hill, the pretty much the final steep hill. And he kind of like stumbles a little bit. And then I think he just was like, i he gets mad at himself for losing first place. I'm like, dude, just don't even worry about it.
00:34:10
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So he like he hits it and then he kind of like I could see him kind of starting to have a meltdown next thing I know like I don't know if he just like Like I don't know if he just gets over zealous or what, but he like flips backwards on the hill and like slams down. I'm like, Oh my God. So I run after it. Check him out on my buddy. You got to finish the race. Trust me, just finished the race. So I helped him up, kind of scooted him along for a little bit. I was like, buddy, I got to let go. You have to finish the race. So he like stops crying, finishes the race, comes across the line.
00:34:41
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Skirts over towards the judges slams is like strider down is like bike down and then lace place flat down in the track Screaming and the lady was like you should tell him he still has first place First place So he didn't really, it wasn't registering yet. Cause he is just upset. He's a very competitive, it like he's just like, he's still upset. And like he's, and so we take him over the side. I mean, he did fall pretty hard as well, um, this time. And so I got to take him over to this side and I'm like, dude, you got first place and finally like kind of calms down like, Hey, remember you get hot chocolate. So we go get hot chocolate. And then he's like, I have first place. And like, and what's, what's wild though, like what took us longer to get to,
00:35:27
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Uh, to, to pod stuff was, was like, yeah, he actually won. So we had to hang out and get his trophy and he had like his little picture moment up there. So it was cool to see. It was a lot of fun. So I saw, did he get his sister into it as well now?
00:35:43
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Yeah, they're, they're wanting to do it, man. They're, they're also wanting to try to race. So right now we're a bar on a bike and going to see how they do on Sunday with it and riding it. And yeah, I mean, it's a whole thing. It's like a whole culture, man. It's pretty cool. Most of the folks, no it is pretty funny. Like all the subcultures now that like happened around a bunch of different stuff, you know, like either the little ground racing with kids or like the four wheeling and stuff like that. It's crazy. Like.
00:36:13
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So, yeah, I haven't seen any other kids do it, but I saw Megan, you know, she posts a bunch of stuff of Junior out there on the track, so it's pretty funny. Yeah. No, that's wild, dude. It was, it was a really cool time, real fun. And yeah, I recommend it. Like, I was like, the only thing is like, I mean, they're still three years old. So it's like trying to teach him, like, um I might stop worrying about it. Like he is so competitive. Like the whole time on the track, he's like this, like back and forth, looking at the kids behind him. I said, look, sit, focus on what's going on in front of you. Because as he's like looking back and forth, he swear, he's losing speed. I'm like, bro, dude, yeah like you're crushing it. You steer where you look. they It's the same thing as driving. Oh, 100%. He's like this, and he's wobbling all over the place, losing speed. i'm like Just go forward. Just keep going forward. Just go forward. And when the first two times he did, but the second time, or the third time, the kid
00:37:07
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like stay stayed with him and when they got to the hill the kid got up the hill first and he was like it's over. I think that's in his head I think that's what it is but he did fall this time like he like slipped backwards because I see him go up the hill and then like go back and then like He flipped and the guy said, like, yeah, he flipped pretty hard. I was like, I was like, I think it was more of a pride. He got a hell of a, he's fine. I mean, yeah. So I said, he's good. I was like, I said, and it's a freaking balance bike, dude. It's like you just fall it over, dude. You're not like going fast. Like, you know what I mean? So, but no, he, he stuck with it. And I told him, I was like, you gotta finish the race. You have to, you have to like.
00:37:46
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if you don't finish the race you're we're out there's no traffic there's nothing yeah you're done so like i was like he finishes the race he comes in forth and the third heat even after fall comes in fourth but two first in a fourth out of six people he gets first place so he stands like he got his podium so um it was funny he was like sticking his tongue out and stuff like that it's good to see like i mean it was a good dad moment for sure for those of you that don't know uh little junior over here is uh joe dirt with some curls
00:38:20
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Yeah. He's got the locks on. He's a national treasure at the age of three, I tell you what. That's pretty funny. I'm jealous of him, man. Look at him. I know you are. I know it hurts you to look at him, but still. I said, yeah, damn. I said, but life's going to come at him quick. Yeah. All righty. That's a living up now, buddy. Have a great time now. Look, I hope I see a little bit of a lock open for you. There's locks that go away. Like, it's not forever. Look around a little bit.
00:38:58
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Find your wife. now Yeah. Yeah. Shit. They're lining up now, but was really cool. It was cool. Um, but yeah, at his first place, second race, the second race ever first, first place. so And when he came in, he would have came in second, his first race. If he didn't give up, but he he did the same thing he did on the third heat tonight, the second heat and wouldn't get back out there.
00:39:24
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but tonight i was just like you have to just finish like and don't care what place you get like that's ah that's how yeah that's not what we're doing no we're gonna finish because you're three years old you're learning but what you're gonna learn to do is finish what you start like that's all i care about so i told him i'd buy him a toy oh yeah finishes all the motivator yeah that's un motivated yeah so like there it is So yeah, so we got a toy and he's got a giant trophy and then I had to stop and find at 9 You know 40 at night while we stopped at a dollar.
RC Cars: A Family Hobby
00:39:58
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Oh now was a dollar yeah with Well, we we're gonna go to Walmart, but then I was like James that dollar general open Megan's like yeah, it's open like so you gotta to rip it no fucking toy you oh yeah yeah that's the oldest strike right there I'll get you a toy
00:40:14
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red i toys I just bought, uh, yeah. So my youngest is about to turn four here in a couple of days. And I just went to Costco and bought like this massive fucking monster truck remote control car. And I was looking at it and I was losing the grave. bigger one or the magnet No, it's not the Megalodon, but it's not grave digger either. Cause we have the grave digger. Yeah. I was like, it was something different. It's a green, it's a lime green and orange frame.
00:40:41
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And it's, it's like the Megalodon one. It's the same series. I just don't know which one it is. It's sitting in the back of my truck. It's like the big foam tires. Exactly. yeah So I bought him that one. And because we've been doing a lot of RC trucks, actually I got one right here.
00:40:57
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Um, it goes like 20 miles an hour, which is crazy. You got the, do you have the gas? No, no, no, no. Okay. lithium lithium So have you seen those gas? No fucking gas engine one. The only reason I haven't bought him a gas engine one was because the controller is different with it. It's so it's the, the trigger and the knob, the old school. Yeah. So I.
00:41:20
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oh Oh my god, can you imagine a four-year-old? No, no, no, dude. That's why I was like, dude, i we can't fucking handle that. So like, I have like, we have four, the with the new one, we have like four RC cars right now. So he's been going ham on those. And again, to be honest, I like doing it too, because I chase the kids with them. Like I'm out in the streets and like trying to catch them, but they jump in the high grass and they get stuck. But I was like,
00:41:48
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I just want to see how this one handles because it's so fucking big. You should yell out, yo, Charlie's in the car. um It is pretty funny, like the RC cars, I was like, it's like a hobby thing, you know, and, and I kind of, I do, I wouldn't mind. And I see people like on marketplace selling some of the nice ones. I was like, it's pretty interesting. I was like,
00:42:14
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ah the the gas ones on' i'm just waiting until he can get the dexterity down a little bit and control it a little oh yeah because the gas ones yeah they fucking zoom yeah zoom yeah and and if you fucking you fuck up on a you know turn you run into a goddamn mailbox that's like a rare and that's a real curbs in my neighborhood too are not um they're not like hard curves so they're like they're ah yeah the soft curves and I was like we do we try and launch the fucking thing over that I'm like let's go
00:42:47
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so they you should tell them to lay down and you'll launch a a little UTV that they drive up over the curbs and they drive into people's yards and shit. I'm like, uh, we need to calm down a little bit. You know, like we can't be driving anywhere, but I got them like in a Alaska UTV so they can do it in the snow or whatever. And I was like, now it's a problem because there's some people who have, like we said, HOAs, so they have some nice lawns and they're just ripping through their yards.
00:43:19
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that's the so nerd as i go to There's an idea. There's an idea. Have them lay down in front of the curb and try to do some evil Knievel. That's a straight trip. The fucking Eisenhower Hospital over here.
00:43:40
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nasa yeah ah i Yeah, there's just so much little niche things to get into these days. like i think people need to find fucking hobbies again it really like yeah it like anywhere we go we there's something to do here like therere yeah the the bike stuff and so like like that type of stuff was it was more like um There were parks that had trails for like mountain bikes and stuff like that, but there weren't, there weren't like set trails like that.
BMX Racing in Alabama
00:44:10
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So that's interesting. One of the things like I hadn't seen kids doing that, um, really until like junior was doing it. I was like, Oh shit. I didn't even know like those things existed, but in Alabama, they exist. Like I saw, I saw a track in Alabama and I was like, Oh shit. Like.
00:44:29
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Yeah, no, it's wild. It's it's huge because they like they're like, yeah, we go to, you know, um they go to um ah they go far away travel to like no no yeah like travel. Yeah, like travel making a thing. yeah Yeah. I mean, I know BMX was always a thing since look like what late 70s, early 80s and so on. Like it's been a huge thing, but like not huge, huge. are You know what I mean? Because you because let's be honest.
00:44:55
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it It is a ah like, it's like ice hockey or lacrosse. Like you have to have some money to play this. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, guess what? youre Guess what? I mean, this is a gateway drug. You're going to have a motocross kid.
00:45:07
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Dude, that's well, that's what so that's what that's what it kind of leads to like it like just like wrestling could lead to MMA or whatever like this could lead to motocross like a lot of people ah were telling us about it and like the one kid does motocross and BMX or whatever makes sense. But no, the BMX thing on its own right is still a thing like Yeah, um and I think it's on HBO Max. They're they do they show the ah the world championship. No, yeah, I've i've seen them are like, I've definitely seen like oh shit fucking races. It's crazy. Like the bikes and stuff like that. I was like, it is it is crazy. But like a couple grand for a fucking bicycle, dude, I was looking them up. I'm like,
00:45:47
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You don't even want to know how much road bikes cost. You could be paying like 10 grand for a road bike. yeah like yeah for For those like trends where you can pick up with your finger and it's like... Yeah, I know. I pawn when I care.
00:46:04
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i to the yeah she took her outdoors these shit She had that in the garage, she had a fucking snowboard, and we live in Georgia. So I was like, I'm getting rid of this shit. We have to in the fucking garage. You hit the fucking ice slopes? Dude, the ice slopes, dude. Yeah, I don't think Jake came in the garage when he was here, but I have a small corner of this garage.
00:46:29
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Everything else is carer's shit. We got a peloton, we got skis, we got snowboards, we got bicycles. like I've never seen her use any of this shit, so I'm totally ponding it all. yeah its college just know what that is what that is doesn Dude, yeah, Facebook parking place pawning. I'm not mad pawn is like, fuck it. It's a quick low down there. What are you gonna give me for it? All right. Well, I also like the idea of going to a pawn shop because you never know what you're going to find. So for me, I go in there and I'm like, all right, what are you going to give me for it? And then I try to horse trade. I'm like, okay, well, what about these four things, these drills and what they they whatever? is a Yo, you give me a credit, then I'll go buy this.
00:47:11
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yeah Yeah, you could do some horse training in a pawn shop. Let me tell you. You know what? i i've been We've been getting rid of a lot of shit since we moved in here because we're like, all right, well, this doesn't apply if we move here or whatever. But I was like, I've been seriously given some thought to buying a 3D printer.
00:47:29
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and part of the reason I've been given some thought is like I bought this shit it's just like a pin holder but now I have a desk since I work from home so I got a can of Slurm 3d printed I don't know if you guys watch Futurama but it's like the soda from now like this I would be sprinting stupid shit with this like there would be
00:48:05
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you can maybe do the outside but don't do thes and the internal somewhere else yeah yeah I was like you can't do everything but the housing. Yeah yeah yeah you just need a little coconut oil. You know
00:48:26
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I got the NCO Creed on my fucking flashlight.
00:48:42
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the mo e they are you taking orders or you like i I'll put it up on the site pre-orders are coming i just for you figure out to make news will i get I need to get some money from this, like Kite's asshole. Can you 3D print my asshole so people can buy it? Yeah, but they have to scan that.
00:49:08
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yeah Just fucking make a train tunnel. There's Kite's asshole right here. or There it is. There it is.
00:49:26
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Sounds like a fucking... sounds like a fucking moonshine joke when you No resistance. No resistance. No You can put all the baby oil away. That's all you hear is just...
00:49:50
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oh Yeah, I think that's a good business. dude I tell you what I've seen I've seen a lot. Yeah, i i've seen i I went on Etsy. I forget ah So I was looking for I was looking for like a hanger. So um I got like a rudist as to go in a way gift from the lot the last two units I've been with our Spartans so like I was looking for a hanger and and somebody had 3d printed these hangers so you can hang them vertically and i was like oh that's fucking dope and then i started did you not get a rope for your rudis a rope like a like a yeah so mine when i got my rudis it comes with like a a lanyard oh my like it goes around your wrist no no no no
00:50:29
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i'm on a sword yeah i have muscleset i'll send you guys a pick in the chat but like yeah so i just i just got the two of them so one one of them like it's all woodburn so it's it's horizontal and the other one's vertical so i was looking for the vertical hanger And they have some cool ones, but I was just like, I'm just looking for something to where I can hang it. Cause I, so like, I've gotten, I've gotten lucky cause I've left places. Like, so I got a paddle, I got a snowshoe and then I have the rudist and I was like, I just have no way to hang it unless I get some big ornate thing. And that's not what I was looking for. So I went on. itds How big is the rudist? It's not that big. That's what I was saying. I was like, I'm just looking for like a small, like.
00:51:14
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you know, something to hang it on. Have you tried the 3d command strips? Uh, dude, it's not, you can't hang a sword cause it's got the handle. So like, anyway, I found it was like eight bucks. Some dude had had a business where he 3d printed these hangers where you just screw it into the wall and you just place it in there. And I was like dope. And then I started looking at other 3d printed shit and I was like, Oh, now I'm going down a rabbit hole.
00:51:40
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That's how I got to a oh yeah s worm here. And I was, I don't even, I don't have that many pins. There's one pin in here. there' a li There's one pin.
00:51:51
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so much ah one paid And that's, that's the danger of if I had my own 3d printer, I'd be like, Oh, let's make some shit for no reason. I saw some dude, this like three foot Deadpool Lego. And I was like,
00:52:08
Speaker
that's a dope I'd be making that all the time as I was like I can't have a 3d printer there's there's just no yeah no there's I can only imagine you trying to justify that the mega and be like listen I gotta get these fucking pins out of here all of our glassware would be gone and it's 3d printed stupid shit and there's like whatever like there'd be no use for these yeti mugs it'd be 3d printed yeah Next thing you know you have a 3D printed fucking peloton.
00:52:40
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what doesn't You could probably 3D print it, sell the real one and be like... Listen, if you're trying to get a blowjob... Listen, if you're trying to get a blowjob, you're gonna have to 3D print some vacuums.
00:52:55
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yeah That would be kind of possible. Is that possible? You know, anything's possible. You just got to go on some ah websites. Do Christ giving me anything possible? You know, I've heard that. You know, I thought that idea was like, you know, us just being misogynistic or whatever you want to say. But I got her this fucking wet vac, you know, the vacuum that cycles the water through it. Oh, my God. You know what I mean? What's the conversation right here? The Tineco.
00:53:28
Speaker
I don't know if that's what it's called. Told you guys about this. i was that you load the You load the water it in it, and then you also load the solution. yes I've never seen her more excited before in my life. I'll be honest. We had a poll podcast based on this, right? Yeah. like I thought y'all were talking about regular vacuum. Did I get her next? Yeah. She spent two or three days. She spent two or three days using that, motherfucker. She put it on the fucking couch. She put it on the stairs. She put it on the fucking carpet. Shit's in the ring cleaner.
00:53:56
Speaker
I've never had so much time to myself before in my life. I was like, I'll get you three more of these. if he just made fucking wait Wait, but did you get any like.
00:54:09
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oh hi to leasta to listen i'll know i'll put aside the hot two end I can have some time alone. That's my biggest thing you jerked out by yourself in the restroom. so That's fine. If I'm by myself, that's fine.
00:54:25
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you only fans like cool
00:54:30
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me and ja three reprint a fucking flu my
00:54:37
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This one looks like a tentacle. um you weird buck I don't even know what kite's 3d printing would look like. ah Dude, his 3d printing would be like the same to like the orange juice color that trumps. Oh my god.
00:54:56
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You would just stay on the side. You're fired. It would be orange. It would have Trump's hair rolling off of it. like So it breezes on the wall. How am I fucking using it? Like that fucking koozie I got versus sprigs it off. Holy fuck, dude. We just created things. I think a Trump flashlight would sell big. I don't think anybody has that. I think it would make America come again.
00:55:23
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matt We would have to ask ourselves, why are we shipping a thousand of these to Mar-a-Lago every weekend? you know he turnsrkks off with the be du you know truck jerks off i don't give a shit he to do some weird shit im finally like up king shaman no we make one saw That looks like a fucking ah fucking Big Mac
00:55:57
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i I don't care, I need 43 of these. He's like, look, I'm about this long, but that thick.
00:56:09
Speaker
Hey, don't worry. Send me your measurements. It's about girls. We had a 3D girl. He has me regassing everything in life. Like if this man's, what is he, 78? I think so. I think so. And all he drinks is Diet Coke. He doesn't drink any water. He drinks Diet Coke. He eats McDonald's like three times a day. It's like smoking cigarettes or drinking or doing meth. You can't stop. You just got to keep going. You just keep rolling. You just roll the thing. And as long as you stay on the train, I guess you're good. You're all healthy and bullshit.
00:56:39
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that's what it fucks up yeah one lady he had the one lady that lived a hundred and like ten all shape was or all she drink was like she attributed to dr peppers and high life Sounds like a national hero right there. He was like, well, I least had to have like two Dr. Peppers and a couple of highlights a day. I was like, isn't that how we won World War II? That's it. And a couple of lucky stripes. That's exactly how Japan got the business.
00:57:17
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You want it again? I just love it, Al. Ever since he came into office, everybody's like, we'll chill out. In the office, they just announced him and they were like, whoa. That was so crazy, as I said, man, it's it's still a couple months. Yeah, we'll fucking start acting right, though. It's weird. It's like when you slap a bitch. What? It's like using such as mams.
00:57:45
Speaker
when it's Yeah, it's ah it's like when you use your dad voice, you have to like fucking yell at ah du your children all of a sudden. Everybody's like, so let's talk. Let's talk. Hold on. Hold on. Let's be reasonable. I'm not going to hit you too hard.
00:58:02
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yeah that that Oh, man. Like all the headlines are that I read, you know, like, oh, Bitcoin's up, the stock market's up. Like you mentioned, pharma's down.
00:58:16
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And then all the other countries are like, whoa, let's talk, you know, Qatar, Saudi, the Houthis, everyone's acting right. It's like, all is right in the world again.
00:58:30
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China deletes all the Uighur Muslim concentration. I don't care about that. I mean, that's all man. That's the same thing my friend said.
00:58:42
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We were just kidding about getting away from the dollar. We're really not going to do that. The is still the petrodollar and everything. We're so good. We're so good. We're sorry. we I also saw today that Europe said they're going to start buying American oil again over Russian oil or something like that. like natural gas yeah I was like, hey, yeah. Don't forget. Massage and he's never felt so good. They were talking about like, oh, Europe needs to ah get America out of NATO. I was like, ah yo, I can only get so erect. Fuck, stop. Thank you.
00:59:34
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I'm super hot right now. We're tired of fucking paying for your bullshit. No more, no more.
00:59:46
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Where are you going to get that other $200 billion? Who do you think fucking makes sure Europe doesn't get ran through? appreciate We're going to get American Unlaw. I can only get some of it.
01:00:06
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Please do that. Please.
01:00:12
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Oh, man. I fucking love the European. mind So everybody was like super pissed. So that's why they like this is the last glazing of DJT here. But one thing they were all like. ah hey Well, Kites on the chat, but fucking the big thing I can't even fucking talk now.
01:00:35
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Oh, so like talking about NATO and making them pay their dues and they're pissing everybody off. And I'm like, yeah, what? Like, yeah, they need to pay their fucking money to NATO. Like they're like, or, you know, the U.S. should get out. Like, yeah. I was like, we should get out. It's like, fuck NATO, dude. Yeah. i was Mexico wants to. Oh, Mexico is securing the border now. Weird. Weird. Oh, that's crazy. They're going to pay for it.
01:01:04
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Here's my thing is when, when states deploy national guard troops and natural disasters, right? It's usually the state that has the natural disaster that pays.
01:01:16
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For those troops, you know what I mean? Like if texas sends their troops to florida to clean up the hurricane Florida plays those pace Yes, yeah pretty short at floor florida that's what i'm saying and and uh a little bit of florida But yeah, I mean texas still pays like federal the stuff, right? I know federal dollars goes towards that like fee the state doesn't pay anything towards them they'll pay a little bit but usually it's the federal there is like it's no point it knows that pay on the federal funding yet like they still get federal funding even though it's state assets
01:01:52
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Well, that should start. Yes and no. Well, yeah yes and no, because they're being called up to help help in a, yeah. Well, FEMA should just like, yeah. Anything ran by a big government. Yeah, no, I was like, you tell me. Other than the military for the most part, but it still sucks. Look, that I still contend that the military sucks. I say the National Park Service is the only one that does, you know, goes with their money. like I you, tell me one government agency that does it better than private. Uh, CIA.
01:02:30
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It's pretty easy to pay for yourself when you gotta shit to the cocaine. You mean cartel? The best cartel in the world.
01:02:45
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Hey, you know what? Let's cut up all this cocaine and give it to Americans. i'm a sister' be all on them on i know was like don't don't step on it don't pull it no my but yeah don't be stepping on my shit ah on it First off, I don't want to take a shit every 15 seconds. want thing And second of all, I ain't trying to die. I want that 80 shit. I had someone come in the office the other day, and they were talking about cocaine. They were like, yeah, don't get your cocaine from so and so. It's full of baby laxative. And I was like, I don't take cocaine anyway, but all right. I was like, hey, 100% UA now. Time meow.
01:03:28
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say what call All right, so how long does it go take you to get clean play? you got seventy two hours yeah Take a shit.
01:03:44
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hey and I can only assume it increases the volume. I mean, I don't know. Yeah, that's why they step on it. Come on. Goddamn. Rookie. Have you not watched any fucking thing in your life? I don't know what. I've never seen baby laxative before, so I don't know if it's like thick. It's a powder. You don't. No, is it? Is it? Yeah, I don't know. I can't even tell you. I don't know. Yeah, this kid. That's how he and I are. Yeah, you are. Yeah, like four kids.
01:04:13
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Yeah, you have four kids. You don't understand. I don't have to give any of them laxative. That's probably because I don't know why. Why would that be? I don't know. You're cooking sucks. That didn't fill them up. I don't fucking know. I i don't want say I don't know. I know what baby likes it looks like, but I don't think I actually had to give any money. I didn't have to do most. We had to get my water.
01:04:40
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What is it? The most we had to do was dry water. What do you see? To settle the baby's stomach. Criped water. Yeah, y'all never seen that? Criped water? Y'all never seen that? Isn't that grape water? No, it's gripe. Gripe. Is that because it's like colicky or something? Yeah, like if they're colicky or like they, you know, it's like the stomach thing. Give them gripe water. Okay. Give them gripe water. I don't know. I try to ignore them until they can tell.
01:05:10
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I respect that. I did the same thing and now they won't see on draft day. yeah they
01:05:26
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No, I fuck man. ah yeah I might have two more. I don't know. i the
01:05:35
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i guess it I was just ah doing the reminiscing because my youngest is about turn four and I was like, yeah, I'm never going to go through that shit again. Get him, get him, aham get him a goddamn bike and let him fucking tear. Well, he has bike. I was thinking about getting my gun. Yeah, get him a gun. I was a little Remington 22s.
01:05:56
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Yeah. Well, you can get a little 17 tomorrow. I was, I'm really wondering like, you know, what our next spot is. Cause I'm like really wanting to buy like and do the range and stuff like that. And I was like, we'll see. Yeah. It took me a long time. When I first started letting my son shoot, it took me a long time to teach him how to line up the sites. He didn't quite get it. I'm not worried about the slides. I'm worried about this motherfucker shooting the dogs. Yeah.
01:06:23
Speaker
i mean that's i'm worried I'm worried about your kids shooting the dogs, but honestly. um there's there's a it's called ah There's a history of violence if you will.
01:06:36
Speaker
you know I was like, I seen that, what is it, the don't fuck with cats. and yeah Anything smaller than a dog is fair game. ah Smaller than a dog. Knock yourself out.
01:06:52
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kind the size of a fucking pit bowl but She's pretty thick. she's thin out a little bit basic
01:07:04
Speaker
ara she said out we took her I was ready to sign her up for a fucking sumo wrestle, dude. We took her to the doctor two or three days ago. She's still 99 percentile for BMI. Yeah. Yeah. BMI. She didn't even do any measurements. They were like, hey, do you want to sign your baby up for baby as a big?
01:07:29
Speaker
yeah She's a big girl. Big gal. But she'll end up being five foot tall 250 like the rest of women are family. Yeah. yeah or men or men yes I mean, they're all five foot tall over there. I love you. I love you guys, but you guys are all short. Yeah.
01:07:56
Speaker
I meant cares. Yeah. I was like, what? No, all the women in my family are barely five foot tall. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, damn. Then you have cares and genes in the mix. You guys. Yeah. She might not even make four or five. Yeah. Midget. and little person Yeah. I mean, y'all seen my oldest daughter. My oldest daughter looks like a twin to my youngest son. Um, she's probably going to end up five foot tall. That's it.
01:08:25
Speaker
Milana asked me the other day, she goes, do you, she, how did she say it? She said something about that milannna was hurt tall yeah she't know i remember her. tell she's not How old is she now? ah She's 12.
01:08:37
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Yeah, well, I haven't seen it. I haven't seen it. It doesn't. I don't think I've seen it. Milana since we lived at the house. I've seen. I have no frame of reference because the last 12 year old, my daughter's best friend was taller than my wife and she was 12 years old.
01:08:56
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I was like, so I had my frame of reference for how tall 12 year olds should be. So she's about 46, 46 inches tall. She's not a tall girl. Oh damn. how And she's 12.
01:09:09
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She can't change a lot. Ellie's our girl. Ellie, Ellie and Nora, even with her, her beat is, she's, they're both like taller than that. Yeah, she's a small girl. wife um She asked me the other day, she said something about her girl.
01:09:26
Speaker
but let' make it like six two five her feet If you judge her by her feet, she's pretty tall. If died, if died, if Meghan died, somehow her feet got like severed and like and misplaced. like This is a female that stood over seven feet tall.
01:09:59
Speaker
ill peg you herfi so find out be no but Like they just look like why don't your feet match your body i don't get why these godamla shoes all day i got there But no, Milana asked me the other day, she goes, daddy, since I drink coffee, is my growth stunted? I was like, no, honey, you're just small. drinks yeah like skip She She had like an acai. What are those little berry drinks they have at Starbucks? Pink drink. oh but Whatever it is. It's like a fruity, fruity like drink or whatever it is. Yeah, whatever it is. And I was like, no, honey, you were a preemie. You're just small.
01:10:47
Speaker
It has nothing to do with you having that fruity drink from Starbucks. What? I didn't know Andre the Giant was a preemie. Who is he really? you. I was like, damn, really? don't Don't ever fucking trust me. That's your first mistake.
01:11:12
Speaker
I allowed you to go off into those Korean rice bags. You're so fucking dumb. You really fucked me on that? No, I didn't. No, she fucked you on that. Yeah. Allegedly. Allegedly. Oh, over here mouth kissing hookers. Hookers and shit. She was a nice lady. She was only the second lay ever, so I get it. Yeah.
01:11:41
Speaker
That's when the train got started ah That's when it went out the rails. I just i don't know. I think that's so like follow a yellow confidence back So you don't think it went off the rails. That's when you thought like a little coal was added to the train and actually started rolling a little. Yeah, that's why I was like, yeah, I was making sure I was the conductor, my man. I think there's some coal in this motherfucker. I'm the guy shoveling in that edge. Really, probably what that is, you got to run it too hot. But by the time I hit Ohio, it's just all over the fucking road. Hey, you fucking knew.
01:12:18
Speaker
oh and all i can say is all i can say is hey man cool well between that and the peloton i gotta make sure karen listens to this episode
01:12:35
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She listened to some of them, so maybe we can skip this one through. We're going to have to record one. Yeah, we're going to have to have a quick follow-up so she don't listen to them. You got to listen to the latest one.
01:12:47
Speaker
pretty much yeah and I mean, the Peloton thing was, yeah, that was that was first off comedy. You know how much they charge for this Peloton per month? It's like $40 a month for a membership.
01:13:03
Speaker
today ah got And the peloton itself is like three grand. yeah You were overpaid grossly, my man. They sell those shits at Costco now. Oh, did they really? Costco and dicks have those things. They're not that expensive. Oh, fuck. I guess I got it too soon, then. yeah You better get your ass on that bike, make it worthwhile.
01:13:28
Speaker
yes sir and Hey, go, go look up my man, Alex, go to his classes and you'll be out. yeah Who's Alex? He's a short little black dude that sweats a lot on the Peloton. He makes me feel less bad about myself because he takes a lot of breaks and stops.
01:13:49
Speaker
nice like is is Alex like they were like hey pal everybody's like fuck like this thing is nuts and then they're like hey we need some regular ass people no no there's no regular people on there he he's still an in-shape dude he just stops and is like you guys go I'm gonna fucking sit here and he sweats a lot so I sweat a lot and I'm like all right I don't sweat as bad as him
01:14:14
Speaker
I used it for a week um because she challenged me, the same thing that Megan Whaley did to her, she challenged me to this like one week calorie burn thing. So I saw that she was getting on it for 30 minutes a day. So I was like, fuck it. oh I'll just get on it for an hour every fucking day. I set all of but all of Megan's top scores and then I quickly made my own profile. So she beat her own scores.
01:14:43
Speaker
kind of kind of sounds like the uh the fucking beer membership you had with the last person beer membership ah oh yeah untapped or the no what's the one we used to go to the beer world of beer yeah of be yeah he was like oh look at all these i said bitch you this that's those numbers are skewed ah you didn't drink all those you don't drink sour count pieces of shit all the uh oh fuck what land big yeah i was like i don't drink that shit but i paid for them so they're mine yeah oh they're mine that's like oh i don't there is a world of beer here now though there's one there's a world of beer in augusta i haven't even stopped by there i went there
01:15:32
Speaker
there's a word of beer in an ALC. Fayetteville, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, that's where I have it. Yeah, Fayetteville. I had a plaque there. That's the last one. I don't even know if it's still there, but I had a plaque. So if anybody goes to North Carolina anytime soon, let me know. Yeah. Is board of beer still there? I'm sure it is.
01:15:51
Speaker
ah so water of beer i think um there's one there was one in like newport or some it just didn't last long dude i'll tell you what like oh when i went to tampa i mean it's from tampa so they were they were big there okay Yeah, I think we went to the one it's a way the one by the ah the Airport. Yeah, that was that was a nice one um But I haven't seen one since and but there is one here in Augusta So you must I'm I actually found my original membership card. I don't think they do them anymore The memberships like that is all online yeah, but I was like, oh they had an app or something like that But I was like, hey scan my fucking membership card bitch. Let's see what I got.
01:16:36
Speaker
I ate shit on his fucking school oh i will never forget that i will never forget that you'll take a right term without to no no we're going straight we it a straight road you youtube there were yeah you were like i think i'm gonna walk off this bitch going twenty miles an hour yeah I can run. talk I was also like six old fashions deep. That's not even that much. Yeah. It was like that. That's getting started. I remember literally what I remember the most out of those nights is, uh, Reuben taking a left turn when they're like clearly no left turns and he got pulled over and he talked his way out of it. Dude, that was.
01:17:16
Speaker
It was his wedding weekend. Yeah, yeah, he was definitely that's why we were all down there is our friend room was getting married, but. ah Yeah, that that is not the place to get pulled over taking a wrong turn going somewhere, or maybe it is a place. I mean, he didn't get a ticket, so it's fine. Or arrested. I mean, he he seemed yeah, he seemed he seems to coherent. um I was just in the back. I was just like, that's what you call a professional, a professional.
01:17:45
Speaker
He's from Ohio so he knows what he's doing. Yeah Where is he from in Ohio does he not He from the gay or part probably up north near Ohio State pretty sure he's from I'm pretty sure he's from Dayton Isn't it from Dale? No further up north Further north. Yeah. Yeah, we've had this conversation Hill Hill Texas or old messages We love you. Chavo. We do. I want to say, I feel like you said Dayton, but I could be way off. What he named that one dog that you had that didn't make it. Well, I don't know if he did or not. RFP.
01:18:35
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brutus but um
01:18:39
Speaker
I don't know if he did or not. I don't know. You did your best. You did your best. You tried.
01:18:51
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I don't do too well with it. Yeah, we know. We know.
01:18:59
Speaker
dan Damn. But we're like an hour 20. All right. Yeah, sorry. But you know what we need to not do?
Inviting Guests and Podcast Self-Critique
01:19:07
Speaker
All right. So we gotta, we gotta start bringing on guests. I think Chavez needs to be our next guest. I know he'll. I asked him a couple times. He needs to come on.
01:19:16
Speaker
We need to get we should probably have Jimmy back on again. Oh, for sure. Oh, a hundred percent. A hundred percent. Because like that one, that one probably is the like, I wish. Do we have the recordings of those still? We should probably go through that. I think we still have the recording. she ah Motherfucker off. We need to probably get a ribbon here. Yeah. We're going to have to get them all here. Regalado.
01:19:43
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. We got to get regular on here. We got to get a. I don't even want to know the time difference on that one. So we'll have to figure that one out. I think a Revolut someone would be funny. We need to get her on here. lev Yeah. Rev would be funny.
01:20:00
Speaker
I'm just trying to get divorced. I'm not saying anything. but however But we will do that. I mean, that was a long time ago. It was. It was. It was, though. I'm with you. I'm with you. She's not going to do it. But women don't think she's not going to do it. Sure, they don't. like She went on the wall, didn't she?
01:20:24
Speaker
you know not eight like I'm probably she didn't she abandoned everybody right oh yeah probably you know when you said they want to tell me no I don't think so all right yeah probably it's probably for the best um when you pass is that you know murky if you will you don't want everybody to know I don't know what you're talking about, but, uh, yeah, we've been an hour and 20 minutes.
01:21:04
Speaker
Hey, our podcast sucks. Just listen to it.
Controversial Refereeing in Football
01:21:08
Speaker
Like if he made it this far, fuck him. Like, yeah. um alright well you made it this far now it's time for the sports a first off thursday night football can we talk you know we can talk about it a little bit i you know i generally don't feel like i was like okay you know every fan has their bias like oh we're being i was like that was bad that that last that was was terrible it was so bad not even did the bank
01:21:36
Speaker
humphrey did the bingo smell around for a draft dude there was like four calls on that last drive that were not called and even on the extra point humphrey hitting humphrey hitting like jim ah hitting burrough there was like like there was one he landed right on top of him two where they grabbed his face mask or hit him in the face and one even on where they hit him in the face the fucking tight end was being he was wrapped before the ball was even Michael and Kurt Hershey were just like, this is terrible. Dude, I was like, it's so bad. Don't don't be like, oh, Baltimore is a defensive team, you know, whatever. I was like, no, they're fucking hanging all over him. First of all, Jamar Chase is a cheat code. Like, I mean, I love Joe Burrow. Joe Burrow, I think, is the best quarterback in the National Football League. Glaze him some more. I will. I personally, you you put Joe Burrow on the Kansas City Chiefs, like,
01:22:34
Speaker
They make it to the wild card. No.
Cowboys and Quarterback Debates
01:22:37
Speaker
What's the biggest record on it? I don't know. Four and six. Four and six, I think. Four and six. Are they really four and six? They won four games. No, I was surprised, too, because I was like, I thought they were just as bad as the Cowboys. Apparently, they're better.
01:22:53
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. We're just a little bit better, but I mean, our offense is amazing. Like Joe burrow, like statistic. He just had another five touchdown game. Can we talk about the highway robbery that happened with the fucking Cowboys? What what happened on the Cowboys? So they got smoked by the not even worried about that. Whatever. I mean, a fourth round pick for Jonathan Mingo.
01:23:23
Speaker
Exactly. You could have got DeAndre Hopkins. They give up a fifth. I didn't even see the play that he got, that dad got hurt on. I don't give a fuck. I don't even see how he got hurt. Yeah. Dax out like four weeks or so. And I only start watching and then once it starts unraveling, I'm like, I got shit to do around the house. Dax almost on DeJohn Watson level type shit. Dude, it's bad. It's not great.
01:23:53
Speaker
is Yeah. He's like, we suck. And I was like, you suck. Not we don't say we, you should be saying I suck on the fuck. They caught him saying we suck. Like, you know, as the team, like, I was like, you suck, Dak. You have always sucked. God, I hope Cooper Rush does well. So they're like, yo, know oh, well, they can't even get rid of him. They can't get rid of Dak. There's no one's going to take that contract.
01:24:23
Speaker
Maybe I don't know. It's just like Daniel Dimes. It's just like fucking to Sean Watson. You're glued to him now. He's yours. But yeah the problem is is that he's better than Russell figured it out. Like, well, he's better than them, but he's not good.
Bengals' Defensive Woes
01:24:39
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He like he's in the top half of quarterbacks in the league. Like he he definitely is dead's that he's in the top half, but like not by much.
01:24:51
Speaker
And to be making the top quarterback money fucking sucks. OK, top half you're you're out of 32. So OK, yeah, I can see that. Yeah. But to be making the but i can my money to make to be making top three money to be in the top half and quarterbacks. It does not make sense. I'm with you and um I feel I feel bad for you. Like I literally my heart hurts.
01:25:20
Speaker
for you. Um, but you should feel even more sorry for me because my, my fucking, my fucking Joe burrow, Jamar chase light it up week after fucking week. And I have to watch the drizzling shits of a defense go out there and try to, they've gotten worse and worse. Like the defense has gotten worse and worse.
01:25:44
Speaker
do what does not make sense to me. Does what like get another defensive in Russia? Osai is okay. He's still coming back. Murphy's out. Like we need somebody else to help. Henderson. You saw the lions go get somebody, you know, it was like, yeah.
01:26:07
Speaker
And their top pass rusher went down, but you saw them go get somebody and the Bengals just don't make a move. I was like, it's no I watched it in person happened too. I was like, Oh man, they are lighting it up. And then defense just allowing points. Yeah, suck. Yeah. Well, yeah. Okay. Chase Brown. I mean, that was a great defensive move like Humphries and they got in there and they ripped the ball out. So it was like that. I'll say, okay, cool. But like.
01:26:37
Speaker
I'd our defense like played well the first half the second. No, no, they were playing extremely well. And then it's like it went seven, seven point. Yeah. Seven points versa. They literally held the Ravens offense to less than 100 total yards and a touchdown. First half. And we came out fire in the second half. I don't know. We're at 14 fucking shopping for a new team, though.
01:27:06
Speaker
no i'm not come come on over to the but you know you know the bangles you love they got the falicans we got the bulldogs and let come on the bangles will break your heart just as no no yeah because i this off hey look you gotta to have some super bowls
01:27:23
Speaker
you don't I can't go from Dallas to the fucking basement.
01:27:31
Speaker
I don't first all first off first off first off first off first off ah no I'm referring to one, you know, it was like neither of us have super. I know I'm well aware. Falcons are looking pretty good. No, Kirk Cousins is going to Kirk Cousins. I don't know why you why. Yeah, it was like, Hey, he's going to serve his ass right out. the theater exactly play Right now he likes better than Joe Burrow. That's all I'm saying. Are you?
01:28:02
Speaker
yeah Like, look, are you kidding me? He's got W's. He's got W's. Because he's got a defense. And he's got a defense. But like, if you go look at the stacks, Joe Burrow is the top, the top motherfucker right now. Look at him. I'm sure he is right now. He's got a game on everybody. I don't know if he is across the board. I don't know.
01:28:30
Speaker
He just threw for another 400 yards and what, four touchdowns and they still lost. They so they put up another 35 point game and lost. They literally put up 38 points and lost. They literally put up 36 points and lost.
NFL Frustrations and Player Opinions
01:28:46
Speaker
Like, what do you, what do you- Yeah, I should start putting out 40.
01:28:50
Speaker
Okay. That's what I said. if We don't score 40. Fair point. And we, yeah, we won and we put 41 on the Raiders. that's what I'm telling you, man, I lived through it. I lived through it. The Matt Ryan era in Atlanta. If we didn't put up at least 35 points, you know, I don't want to hear it because Atlanta gave us Chris Collins where it's so fuck off to listen, dude, it's like listening to him.
01:29:19
Speaker
And, you know, I don't even really enjoy yeah's a guess like Joe Buck. Joe Buck is the worst. guy first yeah He's terrible. Can you like stop slapping those ends around? You fucking fuck. I got to move him around and play. You really don't. All right, let's wrap it up.
01:29:41
Speaker
All right. I just want to like touch base on that. Uh, fuck the NFL. Fuck the referees. Joe bro is the best. And Jamar Chase is honestly the greatest football player ever I've ever witnessed.
01:29:56
Speaker
Even the GJ Hoos medulli. He will. Yeah. He will put the best player on the team. Yeah. I'll take Drake London any day. Over Jamar Chase. Absolutely.