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Reproductive Organs: Unremarkable
23 Plays2 months ago
Back at it through Hospitals, Hurricanes, and Herpies. We talk about where we have been, and what we have been up to. Politics, Football, Bitcoin, Army, Starlink, Traveling, and Money. Are you unremarkable?
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Transcript
Introduction and Technical Issues
00:00:14
William Whaley
Well fuck, we're already off to a stellar start. Jake doesn't have video. ah Thanks, Elon. Apparently he's using Starlink and he can't get his shit together. um Yeah, ah so.
00:00:27
dylankite
Is he really using Starling? Is is that what he's using?
00:00:30
Jacob Contreras
yeah I a man if he gives you a month free for hurricane relief I'll take it mode download is fantastic the upload is leave something to be desired
00:00:35
William Whaley
Yeah, he's giving you the shittiest fucking bandwidth.
00:00:35
dylankite
Yeah.
00:00:47
William Whaley
He said, y'all gotta get some Netflix, but goddamn, you ain't gonna be doing no video.
00:00:50
Jacob Contreras
Yeah, no no video calls, no video. i So like, as I said, the hurricane, you know, ah ah it was it was kind of like a ah PCS nightmare, if you
Hurricane and Housing Disruptions
00:01:01
Jacob Contreras
will. um We get here, housing tells us we don't have a house till November.
00:01:06
Jacob Contreras
So we're in a hotel, we check out of the hotel to stay at a long-term Airbnb, and immediately a hurricane comes in and just destroys Augusta, Georgia. So we we are now refugees because there's nowhere to stay.
00:01:20
Jacob Contreras
you know the The house that we're staying at, we drove by it, power lines, trees down everywhere. So we go to Columbia, South Carolina, and that's how we kick off our PCS to Augusta.
00:01:31
dylankite
welcome to georgia
00:01:32
Jacob Contreras
Yeah, exactly.
00:01:33
William Whaley
I'm happy.
00:01:35
Jacob Contreras
You know, it was funny though, cause I saw those satellite images of Georgia after the hurricane had gone through. Like obviously, you know, there was devastation in North Carolina and Tennessee, but like Georgia was just black on power, like for a few days. And then they slowly started restoring it. It was like a frigging war zone here though. It was, it was pretty entertaining. Just like every sign was down. I think McDonald's really needs to talk to their sign guys. Cause there's not one McDonald's Whose sign made it through that hurricane.
00:02:09
William Whaley
Probably
Recording Challenges and Medical Emergencies
00:02:10
William Whaley
there's over a billion serve, baby.
00:02:13
Jacob Contreras
ah No budget for signs of no budget. You can't do it.
00:02:16
William Whaley
Shit. Them sides would probably be the original ones that they put up. They're like, until it falls over.
00:02:21
Jacob Contreras
Yeah, well, hey, they all fell over. So it's time to
00:02:25
William Whaley
Are you gonna upgrade? No, but yeah, it's been crazy. Like we we tried to, I mean, there's been just one thing after another, ah trying to get the, getting a pod out there. UPCS-ing, Kite was in, you know, recruiting school or whatever for, you know, station commander or whatever the hell he was doing.
00:02:39
dylankite
Schools.
00:02:44
William Whaley
And it just it was just one thing it just seemed like one thing after another then then we get one We got one together. We may or may not release it later. I I don't remember even what we talked about I don't think it's real real like time sensitive or anything.
00:02:57
William Whaley
So it's probably still entertaining We all got together one night and then you know lo and behold, you know Okay, yeah, it's a Full blown
00:03:01
dylankite
Yeah.
00:03:02
Jacob Contreras
It has AIDS.
00:03:05
Jacob Contreras
Full blown AIDS. And actually, there was something topical in there.
00:03:07
dylankite
yeah
00:03:09
Jacob Contreras
I forget what happened like right the night before something happened. ah It was something with politics, but like it happened right before or the debate or something. But.
00:03:18
dylankite
I don't remember a single thing that was said because I was on my deathbed.
00:03:21
Jacob Contreras
Yeah, because you were dying. Yeah, you're not of AIDS and nobody knew.
00:03:26
William Whaley
Yeah.
00:03:26
dylankite
Yeah, well, we'll didn't give a fuck. I remember passing out on the couch and he woke me up and he's like, but it's time to pot. i'll say
00:03:31
William Whaley
Yeah, you get the fuck up. Well, no one knew you had AIDS.
00:03:36
Jacob Contreras
Yeah.
00:03:36
William Whaley
It's not my fault.
00:03:37
Jacob Contreras
yeah
00:03:38
William Whaley
Holy hell.
00:03:39
dylankite
Jake and fucking Karen knew because Jake had tapping me on the shoulder at the fucking dinner we went to. He goes, Hey, buddy, are you okay?
00:03:48
William Whaley
Yeah, you didn't eat your fucking tacos.
00:03:48
Jacob Contreras
i it fucking Yeah, he's zoned out, not eating. I'm like, bro, what's going on?
00:03:52
dylankite
We all thought it was business as usually because he's probably just fucked up.
00:03:56
William Whaley
Yeah.
00:03:56
Jacob Contreras
it's My man is high on the pills or something. Jeez.
00:04:00
dylankite
Yeah, I almost died. We've all been running around. So it's been a long time.
00:04:05
William Whaley
Yeah. So, you know, trying to get back into it, but I mean, a lot of stuff to talk about. I mean, yeah. So we were all here. Um, you know, Contra was on his way through, um, PCS and from Alaska.
00:04:17
William Whaley
So they hung out for about a week and we thought we were going to knock all these, like a few, you know, live episodes out. Um, like we're all co-located and then, yeah. And then, uh, you know, Kite or yeah, just fucking got AIDS.
00:04:30
William Whaley
And then he, so he's in the hospital for like four days. We go and see him. Um, You know Doc.
00:04:36
Jacob Contreras
We should have recorded live on scene at the hospital. here and kind of a
00:04:39
dylankite
That would have been dope. The nurse came in, it was like changing out my IV bag
00:04:42
William Whaley
Yeah.
Kite's Hospitalization and Recovery
00:04:44
dylankite
and we're just fucking fine.
00:04:44
William Whaley
Yeah.
00:04:44
Jacob Contreras
ah
00:04:46
William Whaley
Yeah. This looking pot as he comes in there has to change your catheter like.
00:04:50
dylankite
Yeah.
00:04:53
William Whaley
No, but I mean just.
00:04:53
Jacob Contreras
hey yeah We're going to get a live replay of Dylan's catheter being ripped out.
00:04:54
William Whaley
was Yeah.
00:04:57
dylankite
Turns out, butmane I had a catheter and I didn't even fucking know, man.
00:05:02
William Whaley
ah Usually, yeah. you
00:05:03
Jacob Contreras
Yeah, i I would think you would know that's something that would be pretty obvious.
00:05:05
dylankite
Yeah. I accidentally flashed the doctor. It was a great fucking time.
00:05:10
William Whaley
but Well, yeah, I mean, yeah.
00:05:11
Jacob Contreras
is all I've seen bigger.
00:05:11
dylankite
Because he came in at one point after my surgery, he came in to kind of like check my incisions.
00:05:18
dylankite
And one of my incisions was like right below, like, fuck, it's hard to say, like it was below my belly button, right? So he pulls back the blanket to like see it. I didn't even fuck.
00:05:30
dylankite
I'm so out of it because I'm on morphine. I'm on oxy and shit that my dick was like hanging out of my underwear. And I was like, Oh, fuck, sorry, because I see it all the time.
00:05:41
dylankite
and i was like
00:05:41
Jacob Contreras
yeah
00:05:41
William Whaley
yeah but
00:05:43
Jacob Contreras
what
00:05:44
William Whaley
Well, yes, it's like I I was like, did you even were you even wearing underwear under your gown?
00:05:49
dylankite
They have those little fucking like, uh, threaded underwear where they don't really cover much.
00:05:51
William Whaley
Oh, yeah, because they had to catch your look.
00:05:55
dylankite
You know what I mean?
00:05:55
William Whaley
Yeah, no, I know what you mean.
00:05:56
dylankite
They're like,
00:05:57
William Whaley
Yeah, they they they needed that, you know, prep the sex change.
00:05:57
dylankite
loosely threaded, yeah but my dick was hanging out.
00:06:00
Jacob Contreras
I'd have just taken it as a chance to just freeball it and be like, fuck it, you know?
00:06:03
dylankite
At least it's not hard, my guy.
00:06:04
William Whaley
I did a lot of fun.
00:06:06
Jacob Contreras
Yeah.
00:06:07
William Whaley
i
00:06:07
Jacob Contreras
and first but It'd be a lot more impressive if it was.
00:06:08
dylankite
But it could be.
00:06:11
William Whaley
and yeah on morph feed and shit i yeah yeah Get that motherfucker stand up for you, dude. Go out there.
00:06:18
dylankite
Cara said when I came out of surgery, because you know i just you know how it is when you come back from being put under? You're groggy.
00:06:26
Jacob Contreras
Yeah.
00:06:26
dylankite
You don't know where the fuck you are. And she said I came back. I feel bad saying this. It's whatever. I'm fucked up. She said I came back and went.
00:06:37
dylankite
The first thing I asked was, did they comment on how big my balls were? And she said, eager you're going to be alive.
00:06:42
Jacob Contreras
yeah
00:06:45
dylankite
I don't think anybody brought up your balls today.
00:06:45
Jacob Contreras
ah
00:06:48
Jacob Contreras
Look, you know what?
00:06:50
dylankite
Why was that my first thought?
00:06:52
Jacob Contreras
You probably had like a real like, oh man, how do I live on leave this? What's my legacy?
00:06:57
dylankite
Yeah.
00:06:57
Jacob Contreras
You know, and it's, turns out you want your legacy to see to be how big your balls are.
00:06:58
dylankite
Yeah.
00:07:02
William Whaley
yeah
00:07:02
dylankite
Right. And you know, I'm reading my CT scan report because I got my medical documents and you know how they go through different areas? They're like, you know, liver, unremarkable, kidneys unremarkable.
00:07:13
dylankite
I get down and it says reproductive organs and it says unremarkable. I was like, come on, man.
00:07:18
Jacob Contreras
yeah
00:07:20
dylankite
I was like, let's use a different word for that one.
00:07:21
Jacob Contreras
ah oh man that that is medically documented now you are fucked that's forever unremarkable and yeah yeah no no you definitely don't want it to have some remarks but still at the same time it's kind of like you could at least put like sodcock
00:07:21
William Whaley
true
00:07:22
dylankite
You know what I mean?
00:07:23
William Whaley
yeah
00:07:23
dylankite
um
00:07:25
William Whaley
yeah yeah
00:07:26
dylankite
yeah
00:07:27
William Whaley
ah
00:07:27
dylankite
It's in my medical records.
00:07:28
William Whaley
it's better remarkable
00:07:29
dylankite
Reproductive Organs. Unremarkable. That's probably going to be the name of this episode.
00:07:33
William Whaley
yeah i think I think that's like in the scheme of things. I mean, I think that's a good thing, you know
00:07:38
dylankite
he
00:07:46
dylankite
Stop.
00:07:47
Jacob Contreras
so
00:07:48
William Whaley
it's why
00:07:49
dylankite
Reproductive Organs. Solid.
00:07:51
William Whaley
but father
00:07:53
dylankite
ah
00:07:53
William Whaley
Okay, but you know it It's unremarkable, it's all right It's
00:07:55
dylankite
That would juice me up a little bit. I'd be like, oh, fucking solid. Hell yeah, dude.
00:08:05
William Whaley
not wrong with that Sounds
00:08:05
Jacob Contreras
Kite in the unremarkable reproductive organ.
00:08:06
dylankite
Yeah.
00:08:09
dylankite
Yeah. But no, I was on rocky ground for a while.
00:08:11
William Whaley
like a children's book
00:08:12
dylankite
I was on rocky ground for a while, but I'm doing better now.
00:08:15
William Whaley
Yeah, no, it was just, it was just crazy, man. We just tried to get something together and it was like literally war.
00:08:20
Jacob Contreras
a Perfect storm.
00:08:21
William Whaley
Yeah. Oh my God. It just, at every turn, at every freaking term and then your shit.
00:08:27
dylankite
It's like a our equipment doesn't work.
00:08:27
William Whaley
Yeah.
00:08:28
dylankite
We're moving. Someone's dead. Somebody's drunk.
00:08:31
William Whaley
Hurricane.
00:08:32
Jacob Contreras
Yeah. And then the hurricane delays household goods. I'm waiting for all my shit.
00:08:32
dylankite
Hurricane.
00:08:36
William Whaley
Yeah.
00:08:37
Jacob Contreras
So like, even if my video was here, when it was up earlier, you could see all the boxes and packing shit behind me. like but' Yeah.
00:08:44
dylankite
Yeah, that fucking snucks too. Because you read through it and it's like, oh, Packers
00:08:47
Jacob Contreras
Yeah.
Military Service and Bureaucratic Hurdles
00:08:49
dylankite
are supposed to take the empty boxes when they go.
00:08:52
dylankite
And that never fucking happens. So you're just stuck with a million fucking boxes.
00:08:56
Jacob Contreras
No, they they did tell me.
00:08:56
William Whaley
take these fucking back you're gonna fucking be moving what and like another eight months like six months seven months late
00:08:57
Jacob Contreras
theyre They're like, hey, you can call and schedule a pickup for all this stuff. But ah man, it's. Oh, yeah.
00:09:09
Jacob Contreras
Yeah, ah probably April will be moving again, so that'll be fun. But hope I'm hoping that it's to the general area. like i kind of Now that I'm on the other side, I kind of have ah i can see the marketplace. you know like What warrant officer ascensions are out there.
00:09:27
Jacob Contreras
In this fiscal year, so there's like 30 of them now granted we're not going to get all those offered to us but like you kind of You get a little bit of an idea of what might be there and there's some stuff in the you know southeast region.
00:09:41
Jacob Contreras
So fingers crossed Yeah, yeah, no with my luck i'll probably be in fucking
00:09:45
dylankite
Anything can happen.
00:09:50
Jacob Contreras
Some are stupid.
00:09:51
dylankite
Back to Alaska.
00:09:51
Jacob Contreras
i don't even want to I don't even want to say it. I don't even know.
00:09:53
William Whaley
That's a lot Really Gotta keep yeah fucking keep an eye on Russia.
00:09:54
Jacob Contreras
Alaska is not available. I do know that just because of everybody that's gotten there and stuff like that. And so they still have time there. And they're the one place in the military that's actually over strength in terms of warrants.
00:10:06
Jacob Contreras
So we'll see.
00:10:08
dylankite
Miller White, huh?
00:10:08
Jacob Contreras
Yeah.
00:10:12
dylankite
A little different.
00:10:15
William Whaley
Yeah going with the paint Yeah
00:10:16
Jacob Contreras
Oh, yeah. No, I saw Poland was one of them. I was like, no, I'm good.
00:10:22
William Whaley
i dude ever I mean, obviously, with family and stuff like that, I'm not sure. But I've heard nothing but good things about Poland, like being stationed there long term.
00:10:34
William Whaley
Actually, where best place to be stationed at, from what I understand is somewhere like in Germany, Belgium, something like that, and then travel to Poland, travel to Romania. um It's just your dollar goes a lot further there.
00:10:46
William Whaley
And it's like really nice country, like countryside and stuff like that, like near the
00:10:48
Jacob Contreras
Yeah, yeah, don't you're wrong, I would not mind but I don't know like, in what capacity it is right now like is, you know, it's with I think fifth core, so it's, you know, they're permanently over there.
00:11:02
Jacob Contreras
um I know I've heard different stories about like guys that are rotating through there, but you know that that's different for every every unit that it comes through.
00:11:12
Jacob Contreras
I don't know what it looks like as a station there, or if it's just a short tour, or what exactly it is.
00:11:12
William Whaley
Yeah, I'm sure.
00:11:20
dylankite
I'm conflicted. I feel like Germany's kind of like a younger man's thing. But at the same time it'd be cool for the kids.
00:11:28
William Whaley
Yeah, no, i I would definitely no, no, Germany, Belgium, anything like that, like, is definitely like, ah yeah.
00:11:28
dylankite
You know, so I don't know.
00:11:29
Jacob Contreras
Oh, no, definitely, yeah. i
00:11:33
Jacob Contreras
If you get the chance, yeah, I would definitely, I would just hate it if like, you know, it's kind of one of those things where it's like, you don't want your kids to be too young to where they don't remember it or they don't enjoy it.
00:11:36
dylankite
Yeah.
00:11:45
Jacob Contreras
And you also kind of don't want it to hamper what you and the family could do, I guess. Cause you know, there's so much to do, like, and so many places you can go in such a short distance.
00:11:57
William Whaley
Yeah.
00:11:57
dylankite
if you bring your family is that like a short tour or is it still three years okay yeah it's not like Rio where it's like one year or two if you bring family or whatever
00:12:01
William Whaley
No, I think, I think it's a command sponsor, right?
00:12:01
Jacob Contreras
No, it's still, it's a regular three years regardless.
00:12:03
William Whaley
Yeah. It's like a command sponsor.
00:12:04
Jacob Contreras
Well, yeah, you you do have to get them sponsored to come over there, but it doesn't expand or yeah.
00:12:08
William Whaley
It's, it's not like Korea though. Yeah. yeah Or two, if you're command sponsored, right.
00:12:11
Jacob Contreras
Yeah. Well, some of those, some of those jobs, regardless of command sponsorship or not, are two years now for Korea.
00:12:20
William Whaley
ah Korea, which I, I mean, I'll give like knowing our experience, like,
00:12:21
Jacob Contreras
Yeah.
00:12:26
William Whaley
even I think that would be fine for you know a family like you don't I mean obviously don't have to go out drinking all the time like we did I mean I mean there's still the option to do so don't get me wrong ah the on the weekends when we didn't have shit going on oh yeah yeah
00:12:35
Jacob Contreras
Oh my god, we didn't drink all the time Megan Oh,
00:12:36
dylankite
ah Yeah. Yeah. Cara has a moon.
00:12:44
Jacob Contreras
oh yeah, well there's that I mean
00:12:46
William Whaley
Yeah, but that's what I mean like like you you'll still have that it'll still have that nine to five majority of the time You'll still have that chance to explore and i I mean it's not like just a young man's like You know go get you know tore up or whatever because like there there was so much I mean what we hiked mountains like we did all types of shit that like Yeah, like we did.
00:13:07
Jacob Contreras
Olympic Village.
00:13:07
dylankite
Yeah, we did all sorts.
00:13:08
William Whaley
Yeah. like Yeah. Yeah, we just went fucking everywhere, dude
00:13:12
dylankite
Kara had her own little Korea experience. Because obviously, when I was at Four Knocks for a month, I was getting drunk, like going out. We went to Nashville. We went to Louisville. We went all over. So now she's fucking jealous.
00:13:23
dylankite
And every time I say something, if I'm like, oh, I'm feeling a little sore today, she's always like, oh, it's all that gay butt set you had in Four Knocks with all your friends. And I'm like, sit away. It was work.
00:13:34
Jacob Contreras
Is she wrong?
00:13:34
dylankite
It was work.
00:13:35
William Whaley
this you eyes as you the watery and you
00:13:35
Jacob Contreras
Is she wrong?
00:13:36
dylankite
a
00:13:37
Jacob Contreras
yeah ah
00:13:39
William Whaley
dude and like they had a freak costs like diddy dude
00:13:40
dylankite
I just knocked her too. She's talking about gaming.
00:13:43
Jacob Contreras
yeah Yeah. That's ah that's how was and so I saying I was like, all that anal trauma put him in the hospital.
00:13:44
William Whaley
not had a freak yeah
00:13:48
dylankite
Yeah, yeah.
00:13:49
William Whaley
but the ah they had to sew that baby back up no
00:13:49
dylankite
Yeah.
00:13:52
William Whaley
yeah yeah
00:13:54
Jacob Contreras
They're like, we normally only see these kind of injuries in birth.
00:13:55
dylankite
Asshole. Remarkable. um
00:14:00
William Whaley
ah Asshole capacity leader, bro what the
00:14:04
dylankite
Lars and Philson, remarkable.
00:14:09
William Whaley
col colland' s fingerter stretched like
00:14:12
dylankite
Yeah, was I was texting buddies from that class today and she goes, Oh, you're texting your butt buddies from Fort Knox.
00:14:18
William Whaley
the ah Yeah, don't get it.
00:14:20
dylankite
It was a fucking class. All right. I was working like, you know, nine to four, you know, sure.
00:14:22
Jacob Contreras
what
00:14:26
dylankite
I went to Nashville and Louisville, but I mean, that's part of the job.
00:14:27
William Whaley
Hey, hey, hey, sign up, sign up. That's all I got to say.
00:14:30
Jacob Contreras
yeah ah Hey, you know what?
00:14:31
William Whaley
yeah
00:14:32
Jacob Contreras
I'll put you in right now.
00:14:33
William Whaley
Yeah, right now I get to get a good benefit package.
00:14:34
dylankite
Yeah, let's go.
00:14:37
Jacob Contreras
yeah you'll get You'll get TD wise, don't worry.
00:14:40
dylankite
Yeah, I wouldn't mind a little $40,000 cash in my bank account. That'd be nice.
00:14:44
William Whaley
You don't come out.
00:14:47
William Whaley
Little bonus, little bone ass.
00:14:48
dylankite
Yeah. I won't spend it, Larry White.
00:14:52
Jacob Contreras
yeah
00:14:53
William Whaley
Well, you you only get like 20 up front, and then when you get to 20, it's more like.
00:15:00
dylankite
Hey, hey, hey. Keep that down. All right.
00:15:03
Jacob Contreras
but
00:15:06
William Whaley
It ain't the army, it's the goddamn taxes, dude.
00:15:06
dylankite
Hey. he doesn't He doesn't know what he's talking about.
00:15:09
William Whaley
Ah, fuck.
00:15:10
Jacob Contreras
Well, not only that, but you don't know.
00:15:11
dylankite
You get it all up front.
00:15:12
William Whaley
You get it all?
00:15:14
Jacob Contreras
Your first check will be fucking 40 K.
00:15:16
William Whaley
Shit. Shit, I didn't get my- Bro, when I- Shit, when I got my- When I got my 20 first- When I got my 20 for signing up the first time,
00:15:18
Jacob Contreras
Oh, no, they didn't do it. My bad. I guess that's new. That must be you.
00:15:23
dylankite
Yeah, that's, man, that's crazy.
00:15:30
William Whaley
I did the $20,000 bonus and I didn't even get it till like three years in because like it was like your first duty station and then my m MOS was over strength.
00:15:35
dylankite
Yeah.
00:15:39
William Whaley
I basically was on dumb private work for, I went to common core and then I was on dumb private work for like four or five months and then finally finished with my second half of ah schooling, then went to airborne school, then finally made it, then went on um recruiting leave or whatever, hometown recruiting leave.
00:15:59
William Whaley
for like a week or 14 days, whatever it was. like So basically like free leave, you just had to report to the recruiter's office every day. And then finally, we headed down to Fort Bragg.
00:16:10
William Whaley
And then when I finally got to ah Fort Bragg and signed in, I had to figure out how to go down to finance and file everything so I could get my goddamn bonus. Dude, it was a fucking man.
00:16:20
dylankite
Hey, I'm right there with you. it It took me like a year and a half.
00:16:21
Jacob Contreras
Hey, you're gonna earn it, my man. You're gonna earn it.
00:16:24
dylankite
Yeah, it took me a year and a half to get my 1200.
00:16:24
William Whaley
Yeah, and then when I got it, but Well, not even that. It was like, well well well, right. So I got all my stuff. I went down there. because I mean, I get it. It's to make sure you, they don't pay you before you fucking, you know, at least do, you know, you get your MOS Q like obviously like lot.
00:16:41
Jacob Contreras
Go AWOL for a free 40.
00:16:42
William Whaley
Yeah. Yeah. Like a lot of people do that. A lot of people don't make it through basic training, which I don't know how, but a lot of people don't make it through it. Um, honestly, I think more people didn't make it through AIT.
00:16:53
William Whaley
I think they, they all like, Hey, I, you know,
00:16:55
dylankite
I had to read Glass or whatever.
00:16:57
William Whaley
Well, no, I'm going to freaking.
00:16:58
Jacob Contreras
Got in trouble, or?
00:16:59
William Whaley
Yeah, no, just either trouble, um either ah trouble alcohol related um or they said they were going to kill themselves because they didn't want to do it. And you know what I mean?
00:17:10
William Whaley
Like they had second thoughts and then they, but they were already so far in and they're like, I don't want to do this anymore. And so there there was a lot of those that we had. were just like, oh shit, I fucked up. like right So they were trying to get out. I know like there was like three or four of that went to the sixth floor fucking you know um you know saying they were going to kill themselves, that they don't get released, this and that. and um So that's what I mean. like ah I get all that. But like dude, it was about three years in. And then I'm like, OK. And then you read the fine print. And it's just like, you're only going to get half of it.
00:17:43
William Whaley
the first, and then you'll get installments the next four years. So on your, on your army birthday. So finally, when I get it, it all goes through, I get my first 10,000, which was roughly about $6,000. If that might've been like 5,000 and some change after taxes. And then I got like supposedly 2,500 every year after that on my army birthday, which it wasn't, it was again taxed and it was like maybe 17, $18,000.
00:18:13
William Whaley
or sorry, 117 or 1800.
00:18:13
dylankite
Welcome to the fucking show, man.
00:18:14
Jacob Contreras
Yeah, got it, got it
00:18:15
William Whaley
Sorry. yeah Yeah. Got me. Got me. So like, yeah. Nah, it was, uh, the, the best one was, I will say all up front, um, was the one when, um, Trump, uh, Trump passed the one, uh, the one year extension for like 10 G's.
00:18:31
William Whaley
Like it was just one year you study you you just because I was in that window in 2017 and then I extended it went on a deployment got my deployment money got my freaking bonus like ah Yeah, that shit was tight.
00:18:44
William Whaley
That shit was tight You'll be back in what Oh Okay, I got you.
00:18:45
dylankite
Yeah. Well, we'll have him back in about 14 days.
00:18:46
Jacob Contreras
Must be nice.
00:18:52
dylankite
No, we'll have him back in about 14 days. Maybe they'll start that shit back.
00:18:54
Jacob Contreras
Yeah, doubt out.
00:18:55
dylankite
It's too late for me. I'm then deaf. So honestly, for me, I hope they don't bring it back.
00:18:58
William Whaley
Oh, yeah yeah
00:19:01
dylankite
Cause if I can't get it, I don't think of anybody should be able to get it. Honestly, I mean, I tell one of the dudes in my office that has like 15 years in.
00:19:06
Jacob Contreras
What was that?
00:19:12
dylankite
He's always saying like, damn, I hope they fucking bring back that early retirement shit. I was like, fuck now, dude. You need to serve that fucking pie, man.
00:19:19
Jacob Contreras
Yeah, yeah, you owe 20, baby.
00:19:19
William Whaley
yeah yeah no no
00:19:22
dylankite
I can't drop it.
00:19:24
William Whaley
No, so well, no that what sucks is a something similar is happening to me um so I'm going through like a a med DQ or whatever it is. So obviously Like I I get it from their standpoint, but at the same time it's like real like real shitty like so basically what's happening in my case is um after everything like they're like, Hey, you have some sort of arthritis, right? Uh, spoke about it before, but now I have to take a biological medication that also suppresses my immune system to, you know, make sure I'm not in pain daily. So it's been working pretty good and stuff like that. But that pretty much that it doesn't pretty much, but it it pretty much, yeah, disqualify disqualifies you for service. Um,
00:20:14
William Whaley
So basically I'm going through the process now, like I'll, I'll, I'll appeal it or whatever it is and, and try to fight it and stuff like that. But it doesn't sound like I really have much to stand on and I can't bring it back to service related, even though it's like arthritis and stuff like that, which.
00:20:30
William Whaley
And we've been, you know, the government's pin cushions for the last, you know, decade and a half. Um, and so, but I just don't, um there's just no way I've been looking it up. I don't know. Um, I I'm going to reach out to like the DAB and stuff like that and see, see what my options truly are and stuff like that. But what it really looks like to what's going to happen is, yeah, just basically. I I'm going to like fight it for a little bit. And, you know, if they continue to say, Hey, no, like,
00:20:59
William Whaley
you're done, you're done. I just need to make sure I can make it to that 15 year mark. And then I could be putting like a ready reserve at like status. And I'll at least get a get, I don't even know if I get all of it, but I'll at least get some of my retirement when I reach 60.
00:21:14
William Whaley
Like, but other than that, I, I'll get nothing. Like if I can't like squeaky, you know, somehow, you know, stretch this out for another few years. Um, which like talking to the advocacy person and stuff like that, they said, it's like, it's pretty doable. Like I'm, I'm at like almost 14 years now.
00:21:33
William Whaley
Um, I'm just shy of 14 years, just kind of got to stretch it another year and a half or so, but it just sucks that you have to do that. Or like, this is a, this is what you're going to have to do because like, like the guard, like, like it's just, I understand kind of where they're coming from. Cause what happens if they, they get a guy in here, he goes through everything. He doesn't serve very long. And then it's just like, Hey, he comes down with something like, Hey, you know,
00:22:00
William Whaley
Or, or, or negligence, right? They get in a car accident because they got drunk or they got, they were speeding or something like that and they got all jacked up and they can't serve anymore. Like I feel like I can see their standpoint on that, but like, there's literally nothing I can do. I've done everything, you know, that I could to, you know, serve honorably or, or, or whatever. What happened? What do you ever want to call it? Right? I've, I've done what I've done my job, right? And, and, and then more so, right. And, and now I'm like, just face like, Hey, we're gonna,
00:22:29
William Whaley
You know, here's the door.
00:22:30
Jacob Contreras
Yeah, bye, like, yeah.
00:22:32
William Whaley
There's, there's this package. There's everything that I've worked towards, like the retirement, the, the time I put in is just, it's just gone.
00:22:39
Jacob Contreras
All for naught, yeah.
00:22:39
William Whaley
Like, yeah. And it's just like, it's like, you know, we'll like, we'll be like, just like if you, you left, are you separated? That's like, but it's not like I'm separating. I was like, right.
00:22:47
Jacob Contreras
Yeah, yeah, and it's not like voluntary, like I still want to, yeah.
00:22:49
William Whaley
so Yeah, yeah, I was like, as I said, like, I was like, i I got asked all the time, like, ah you know, be by one of the younger guys that ah he's no longer in. um And he just been like, well, why do you do it like, you made plenty of money? I was like, because obviously, it's not about the money. and Like, it's just something I've always wanted to do. And I've always felt called to do. And you know, and I told him, I was like, I was like, if there wasn't other situation and circumstances that like, had happened in my family life, you know, I I'd still be active duty today.
00:23:21
William Whaley
And then we, I'd be, you know, would this would be a whole other circumstance. Like and if I get med boarder from active duty, you get taken care of. Like you start your retirement, like immediately after, like, but since I'm national guard, it's, it doesn't work the same way.
00:23:32
Jacob Contreras
Yeah.
00:23:35
William Whaley
And it's just, it's just.
00:23:35
dylankite
So if you were active, you would, you would be good to go.
00:23:38
William Whaley
Yeah. Yeah. Because, because, because it's, it's, you're in the army and that's your, your daily life, like, and and it's like, i And I don't I don't understand why the guard isn't like that I can understand ah and I don't understand like Right, but I mean but I feel like it would it would still come from some sort of sort of federal stipend I don't know honestly, I don't know like I don't get it like Yeah, just
00:23:51
dylankite
I assume it's because Ohio has smaller, smaller bags than federal.
00:24:04
Jacob Contreras
I'm sure that's what it has to do with at that point. like The state's like, we don't want to take this on or something like that.
00:24:07
dylankite
yeah you You see it all the time when it comes to like education or bonuses when it comes to the guard.
00:24:15
William Whaley
yeah Yeah.
00:24:18
dylankite
Those motherfuckers run out of funds.
00:24:19
Jacob Contreras
Or yeah, yeah, because they're always fighting who's who's paying for them when they're on active status too and stuff like that.
00:24:20
William Whaley
Yeah.
00:24:21
dylankite
Whereas the federal government's just like, we can't run out of funds.
00:24:25
William Whaley
Yeah, we fucking print that shit.
00:24:26
dylankite
We'll just grant more.
00:24:28
William Whaley
Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
00:24:31
dylankite
Yeah.
00:24:31
William Whaley
No, it's just, it's just, I don't know. It's just a kick. Um, but like I said, I was like, there is an option that I could like, like long as you know, just kind of do the paperwork, do, you know, fight it for as long as I can, make it to the 15.
00:24:46
William Whaley
And then you get kind of put in this like medical ready reserve status for the next like four or five years or like five or six years or something like that. And then finally you're released and then you, you know,
00:24:58
William Whaley
ah collect the retirement, like once you get 60.
00:24:59
dylankite
There should be like special circumstances, maybe like past 12 or something in a circumstance like that, or maybe it's pro rated or something.
00:25:06
William Whaley
Yeah, something but I mean, there isn't it was just it was a shocker to me.
00:25:07
dylankite
Um, I don't know.
00:25:10
William Whaley
And then that's why I said I was just like, I said, honestly, I was like, man, like, I get like some of the schooling benefits, like, I mean, and stuff like that. But like, if somebody asked me, like, what what would you do?
00:25:21
William Whaley
I was like, I would not do the National Guard. I was like, I just, it just has been there's been good times. There's been like, you know, fun stuff to do.
00:25:31
William Whaley
And I do enjoy, uh, the people that I serve with and stuff like that. But like, do like, I don't know, like just the, just what it feels like after like, Hey, like I've been, you know, I've been complaining about it for like ah almost four years now, like this pain and stuff, finally kind of getting it all figured out.
00:25:52
William Whaley
And then it's just like, see you. And it's like, Oh, okay. Like that's crazy.
00:25:56
dylankite
According to this, what I'm reading, it says only 7% make it to 20 years to retire.
00:25:56
William Whaley
Like,
00:26:01
Jacob Contreras
in the guard or in the active.
00:26:01
dylankite
That's crazy. Yeah, just in military in general, the number is higher for officers, but yeah, for, uh, yeah.
00:26:03
William Whaley
I just probably, yeah, that's crazy.
00:26:04
Jacob Contreras
Oh, okay.
00:26:08
Jacob Contreras
and That, that makes sense. And it, dude, I couldn't tell you, like, I remember probably like my first 10 years in, I don't remember that many lieutenants who were refrating, you know, like they would make it to captain and then be like, all right, I did my time.
00:26:22
Jacob Contreras
Like I want to get out, but like. The amount of lieutenants I see trying to get out of the military right now or in the past year and a half to two years is crazy. Like they're always like, Oh yeah, I went and talked to the BC to put in my refrad packet. And I'm like, God damn, like even they want to get out at ah such a crazy clip. And then, and then I saw like a report just came out on how short they are for ah majors like how many vacant ah like field grade positions there are i was like ah dude most if you're a captain right now you're making major unless you're like a real you the mq thing doesn't even matter right now Yeah.
00:27:00
William Whaley
It's a real piece of shit.
00:27:01
dylankite
I'm pretty sure that's like across the board.
00:27:01
Jacob Contreras
yeah
00:27:03
dylankite
It's for warrant officers, it's for enlisted, it's for officers. And what's funny about that is, this just reminded me, is I saw someone post on Twitter the other day about the draft and someone commented and said, well, if there is a draft, it'll only be 18 to 23.
00:27:19
dylankite
And I was like, where are you getting these facts from, my guy?
00:27:21
Jacob Contreras
yeah
00:27:23
William Whaley
they they
00:27:25
dylankite
He looked like he was like 27, 28. I was like, got your ass motherfucker.
00:27:29
Jacob Contreras
Yeah, yeah yeah ah come on big dog. You went in school you a and if you're still in school, it's too late.
00:27:31
William Whaley
of
00:27:31
dylankite
I didn't even reply.
00:27:32
William Whaley
and me
00:27:35
William Whaley
yeah
00:27:35
dylankite
I didn't even reply. I'm like, let him live in his own world because we're coming for your ass.
00:27:38
William Whaley
Yeah Well, yeah Hey, you'll have to total slime bend over you had to get in the other way Olympic, bro We're gonna okay.
00:27:46
dylankite
17 to 23, 18 to 23.
00:27:48
Jacob Contreras
Yeah, let's see your duck walk, baby.
00:27:49
William Whaley
We're gonna have to yeah We're gonna have to check inside.
00:27:49
dylankite
Yeah, you go ahead and think that.
00:27:50
Jacob Contreras
Let's see them duck walk.
00:27:50
dylankite
yeah okay yeah Also, I have to fucking
00:27:53
William Whaley
Yeah, so
00:27:54
Jacob Contreras
Oh, you got Flaffy? You ain't going nowhere. Come on.
00:27:57
dylankite
you know it's gonna be a lot more stringent too because like they're gonna be letting everything in if something like that happened like oh Flappy you're good you're good ah we don't give a fuck about that oh you had childhood asthma that's cute
00:28:05
William Whaley
Yeah.
00:28:06
Jacob Contreras
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, come on.
00:28:09
William Whaley
Dude, I, I said, well, one dude, I don't even know what the fuck, like the, the, the, the fucking qualification is for flat foot because my man's, uh, that I served with, he literally, he was like, what's the opposite of bow?
00:28:24
William Whaley
Like pi no pigeon toes inside. What's like your feet stick out? Like they go like this, like they're like,
00:28:29
Jacob Contreras
Oh, why yeah, I don't know what that's called, but I'm...
00:28:29
dylankite
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:28:30
William Whaley
I don't know what it's called, but it was like that and his fucking feet were flatter than a sheet of paper, dude.
00:28:35
dylankite
I think that's called a flat man or fat man syndrome.
00:28:39
William Whaley
I don't.
00:28:39
dylankite
It's usually fat people that walk like that, you know?
00:28:41
William Whaley
No, no, no, his legs like now he wasn't fat. He was just like a little.
00:28:43
dylankite
Oh, his legs were like bowed.
00:28:45
William Whaley
No, his his his like feet like when he walked like his feet and legs were like.
00:28:45
dylankite
Oh, fuck. Oh, he had like a rocker on the bottom of his foot.
00:28:50
William Whaley
It might be just fucking I don't fucking know, did it?
00:28:51
dylankite
ah then So I've seen people get in with flat feet.
00:28:53
William Whaley
But he was flat for his fuck like.
00:28:55
dylankite
It's really not a big deal. But some people, for whatever reason, I don't fucking know why it's probably just they're out of shape. But a lot of people with flat feet can't do the duck walk. And that's what gets them.
00:29:08
Jacob Contreras
Interesting yeah, that's yeah yeah, I I don't know if it's the boots or what does it but yeah that
00:29:08
William Whaley
but he walked, he, I don't know.
00:29:10
William Whaley
He fucking walk like a duck dude. Like he, he, he was just like, his legs were like, I don't know. He, I mean, he ran fine and stuff like that, but like he was the flattest foot motherfucker I've ever seen in my life, dude.
00:29:21
William Whaley
Like I don't understand the whole flat foot thing. Like I was like, and I used to have arches. I came in and my feet are can technically flat now. Like my arches were destroyed apparently.
00:29:30
dylankite
did we had a girl we had a
00:29:35
William Whaley
Yeah. Uh, apparently it was the boots. Like I was talking to the one, this one guy, um, who's, I, I, maybe he's a physical therapist. I don't know. I went to a reclass school with him. Uh, nice enough guy, but like he was going on. He's like, basically he can give you exercises that would like build it back up. But he said, he's like, it's not really the weight, but it's like the boots. Like you, you, you relied on like these supports and everything that, that are inside like your boot. And they're just basically over the years, like.
00:30:04
William Whaley
You know, just deteriorated and in the way you walk, like you need to change your gate, like, and everything. I was like, huh, okay. I don't know.
00:30:12
dylankite
They say a lot of that, those problems start with people putting shoes on their kids when they're too young, I guess because they don't develop the muscles and ligaments.
00:30:18
Jacob Contreras
<unk> I've seen a lot of those like, yeah, like I've seen a lot of the, the shoes that they want kids to wear.
00:30:18
William Whaley
I don't know.
00:30:21
William Whaley
Yeah.
00:30:26
Jacob Contreras
Uh, if they're going to worship or, well, it's like the stride, right.
00:30:26
William Whaley
The stride rides. Yeah.
00:30:29
Jacob Contreras
But also like they're actually shaped like their foot, you know, like it.
00:30:33
dylankite
Yeah.
00:30:34
Jacob Contreras
Yeah, it's interesting. And I mean, it, it does kind of make sense. Um, when you look at shoes, you're like, why the fuck are these things like narrowing your foot down when your foot is like spread?
00:30:40
William Whaley
Yeah.
00:30:43
William Whaley
thats Yeah. No, it makes sense.
00:30:45
dylankite
Listen, as soon as we can get the foot situation figured out, we'll find out why every single kid has ADHD and autism and everything else. That's next.
00:30:54
William Whaley
Oh, I know why.
00:30:55
Jacob Contreras
No, Jenny McCarthy told us this a long time ago.
00:30:56
William Whaley
Oh, I know why. It's these goddamn. And I called her a dumb bitch and now I'm like, God damn.
00:30:59
dylankite
Once we figure out the foot situation, she
00:31:01
Jacob Contreras
I know. That dumb bitch might have been onto something.
00:31:05
William Whaley
I've been on to something. Then I was just like, what the fuck?
00:31:07
dylankite
was ahead of her time.
00:31:07
William Whaley
Like, I don't know. ah Dude, I'm telling you, dude, like, I don't know, man. That crazy, that crazy dude with the raspy void, like, A.
00:31:16
Jacob Contreras
Oh, Alex Jones?
00:31:17
William Whaley
He might be all like, no, no, that was not that bad.
00:31:18
Jacob Contreras
Yeah. They're making the frogs gay.
00:31:21
William Whaley
I mean, the frog's good.
00:31:21
dylankite
Yeah.
00:31:23
Jacob Contreras
so yeah
00:31:24
William Whaley
No, not that not bad guy. Fucking RFK or whatever his name is.
00:31:28
Jacob Contreras
Oh yeah.
00:31:28
dylankite
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:31:29
William Whaley
But like, I agree with a lot.
00:31:30
Jacob Contreras
You see where the confusion was though, like...
00:31:32
William Whaley
Oh yeah. A hundred percent. But I agree with a lot of things he was saying, like how everything is like making people sick.
00:31:34
dylankite
Have you seen that?
00:31:38
William Whaley
And I'm like, dude, like I'm like, again, I've never, never, and I never had any problems until.
00:31:41
Jacob Contreras
We've never seen these problems until like certain things that... yeah.
00:31:45
dylankite
Yeah.
00:31:48
William Whaley
Like the, the last few years, they start pumping us with fucking whatever, dude.
00:31:52
dylankite
Yeah. the
00:31:54
William Whaley
And guess what? Like all of a sudden I fucking can't sleep at night and, and arthritic as shit.
00:31:58
Jacob Contreras
um threat a yeah
00:32:00
William Whaley
And, and i don't I don't know, it sucks.
00:32:03
Jacob Contreras
Yeah, I was like look Well, yeah, how could you but you know what?
00:32:03
William Whaley
That's all I know. I was like, and I'll never know. I have no idea. Like, was I always going to be pre-dispositioned? I don't know, but like it is what it is now.
00:32:11
Jacob Contreras
Yeah, I know I was fine and then I wasn't and I know what happened in between that I
00:32:14
William Whaley
A hundred percent. 100%. That's, that's what like you the biggest thing is, is like, and I was forced to get it. Like I was like, Hey, it was either you stay, this is what you, from two sides too. So my, my job, cause I was a contractor was pushing for it. They're like, Hey, you are not going to be allowed back on site to do your job.
00:32:34
William Whaley
unless you get vaccinated and obviously the guard. And I was like, ah you know, all right. Like, I guess like I'll fucking do this.
00:32:41
Jacob Contreras
I can't lose both, you know?
00:32:42
William Whaley
Like, yeah. And then I'm like, OK, so I fucking did it. And I really regret it, like especially with all the stuff that came that has come out later.
00:32:50
Jacob Contreras
And then, and now they're like, our bad.
00:32:51
William Whaley
Like, yeah, especially the way the CDC and the world, the who ah all of them have all backtracked.
00:32:52
Jacob Contreras
That's honest.
00:32:54
dylankite
Yeah.
00:32:57
William Whaley
They're like a like, yeah.
00:32:58
Jacob Contreras
Oh, we never said that.
00:32:59
dylankite
You know, there's you know what they're still doing, right?
00:33:00
Jacob Contreras
We never said it was.
00:33:02
dylankite
You know what they're still doing. If you apply for citizenship, you still have to have the COVID vaccine. Otherwise, your paperwork doesn't go through.
00:33:09
Jacob Contreras
Well, you don't have to apply if you just walk the fuck across.
00:33:11
William Whaley
and chip walk across the eyes of the border id have go take hey go Take over a couple fucking yeah ah Hey, could you get could you get a little closer to your mic maybe ah it's just you seem a little for far away Yeah, you just seem like you're you're But I think you move further away, I don't know I can hear Jake great I just see you Well
00:33:11
dylankite
Yes, true. Hey, a that's what we call a loophole.
00:33:16
Jacob Contreras
e excuseiaism
00:33:20
dylankite
the It
00:33:25
dylankite
You talking about me? Oh, fuck, it's probably, I asked you beforehand.
00:33:30
Jacob Contreras
not
00:33:33
dylankite
I i was like, hey, ah yeah am I loud enough? He goes, yeah, yeah, man, you're good. I was like, okay.
00:33:39
William Whaley
you move further away
00:33:39
Jacob Contreras
Aye.
00:33:40
William Whaley
You fucking sick bitch.
00:33:41
dylankite
Is that better?
00:33:42
William Whaley
Yeah, sure. I don't know.
00:33:44
Jacob Contreras
No.
00:33:45
William Whaley
See what your chest, but I don't know.
00:33:46
dylankite
Is it really not better?
00:33:46
Jacob Contreras
Turn your game up.
00:33:48
William Whaley
Yeah, it doesn't matter.
00:33:49
dylankite
I don't know what button that is.
00:33:51
William Whaley
But yeah, now like, yeah, the, the loopholes real dude, they need to kind of close it for a little while. You want to talk about.
00:33:58
dylankite
Did I feel like if a genie came to me right now and he was like, Hey, you can go back in time and not get the COVID shot, or you can go back in time and bet on this game and win $500,000.
00:33:58
Jacob Contreras
ah
00:34:10
dylankite
I'd have to think about it. I'd have to really think about it.
00:34:12
William Whaley
A hundred percent, $500,000. I would definitely in a heartbeat go back and be like, Hey, I don't want this shot.
00:34:17
Jacob Contreras
if you could yeah if you could feel like
00:34:19
William Whaley
ah right Yeah.
00:34:20
Jacob Contreras
yeah
00:34:20
William Whaley
Yeah. Because like, then, then I would know, be like, okay, for without a shadow of a doubt, like, but now there's always that lingering and there's nothing I'm going to be able to do about it.
00:34:21
Jacob Contreras
ah yeah
00:34:29
William Whaley
Like, even if there's like years down the road, it it'll take years down the road. And it then, you know, if it somebody's going to do the studies or something like that, where, where autoimmune and deficiencies and stuff like that started popping up after the the COVID shots, maybe, um, but
00:34:44
Jacob Contreras
If you could, yeah, if you could feel like, yeah.
00:34:45
dylankite
Yeah.
00:34:46
Jacob Contreras
lawsuit one day when they take away the protections and then you'll get your $300.
00:34:50
William Whaley
Yeah,
Autism, Vaccines, and Media Bias
00:34:51
Jacob Contreras
That's like...
00:34:52
dylankite
yeah Yeah.
00:34:53
Jacob Contreras
Yeah, yeah
00:34:54
William Whaley
a if you were at camp Lejeune at this time, I do got breast cancer, but you got a breast cancer.
00:34:58
Jacob Contreras
yeah, no, that's...
00:34:58
dylankite
He may be entitled with $25.
00:34:59
Jacob Contreras
that's it I know, because all the lawyer fees, I was like, what kind of lawyer fees need a billion dollars?
00:35:01
William Whaley
It got like $12, dude. God damn,
00:35:10
William Whaley
yeah damn dude. I don't know, but it is what it is, boys.
00:35:14
Jacob Contreras
We live, it's a racket, everything's a racket.
00:35:15
William Whaley
It is a racket. Oh, it is. It is a racket.
00:35:18
dylankite
It seems like every time I meet a new couple, it's now not every time, but it seems like every time I meet a new couple, somebody has a kid with autism, somebody has a kid with like some fucking crazy disease or some shit, like, oh, they can't be around like fucking grass.
00:35:18
William Whaley
A hundred percent.
00:35:33
dylankite
And I'm like, God damn.
00:35:36
William Whaley
But you know, I'm 100% with you like there's a couple um that I remember it was ah he just gone through like legit heat himself like had gone through like ah yeah SRP and stuff like that didn't deploy yet but like he had gone through some some stuff getting like all the shots and Literally had had ah had, you know, then got his, you know, girlfriend at the time pregnant and their, their first baby was autistic as shit.
00:36:05
William Whaley
Like, uh, who's nonverbal for a long time and stuff like that. And it's just like, I mean, is there shit?
00:36:11
Jacob Contreras
I wonder if it's if it's like the time you know in between, like was that still in the system?
00:36:12
William Whaley
You know what I mean? Right.
00:36:17
Jacob Contreras
or so you know like I wonder if that But I also wonder, it was like is it is it our society or is it like worldwide?
00:36:19
William Whaley
Well, not to mention she was, she was also ah had just come back from Korea. So she had gotten ah her whole thing of, you know, shots and stuff like that. And, and I don't know.
00:36:29
William Whaley
I don't know. ah I'm not a doctor.
00:36:33
Jacob Contreras
you know ah You remember the other thing?
00:36:33
William Whaley
Bro. I honestly, I don't know, but I know it's not, you know, who it's not affecting the Amish.
00:36:40
Jacob Contreras
Well, yeah, but the other thing I would like...
00:36:40
dylankite
Yeah,
00:36:42
William Whaley
They don't, they don't do none of them, not a met modern medicine shit. And they're like,
00:36:45
Jacob Contreras
Didn't they say something recently about the fluoride levels and stuff like that too?
00:36:50
dylankite
yeah
00:36:50
William Whaley
did Well now we're sounding like rib, do you remember?
00:36:50
Jacob Contreras
Do you remember, like, Riv would do it all the way back then?
00:36:51
dylankite
supposedly it loads your IQ.
00:36:53
William Whaley
Oh my god That motherfucker he would get not fluoride toothpaste wouldn't drink tap water Hey, he was like for real might have been on to something.
00:36:53
Jacob Contreras
Yeah, I know, that's what I was like. but ah no
00:37:04
William Whaley
I don't know man, like ah Yeah, yeah all of a sudden
00:37:04
Jacob Contreras
ah
00:37:05
dylankite
It's just like Lezoyne was on the Bitcoin and we all laughed at him. We're like, oh, you fucking retard. Like, you know, like all of a sudden.
00:37:11
Jacob Contreras
but Well, at the time, too, the the marketplace was a wild place.
00:37:14
dylankite
Hey, I'm not here to tell you.
00:37:17
Jacob Contreras
Like, I'm going to pay this to what?
00:37:17
William Whaley
them for for a digital coin, like, yeah.
00:37:20
Jacob Contreras
And get what? Yeah.
00:37:22
dylankite
Listen, boys, we were on the wrong side on quite a few things.
00:37:25
William Whaley
A hundred percent.
00:37:26
dylankite
but
00:37:26
William Whaley
Oh, a hundred percent.
00:37:26
Jacob Contreras
Oh, no, no, 1,000%.
00:37:27
William Whaley
Yeah.
00:37:28
Jacob Contreras
Yeah.
00:37:29
William Whaley
but but But, you know, but, you know, like I'm, I'm smart enough and, you know, like to, to go back and like, after I've looked at some, I'm like, damn, I was wrong.
00:37:39
William Whaley
I was definitely wrong about Bitcoin. Um, what idiot, um, wrong, wrong about the vaccination, apparently. I just, there's things I go back.
00:37:49
Jacob Contreras
I in fair walked you into that one. that You didn't really have a choice.
00:37:52
William Whaley
Yeah. No, I didn't have a choice, but I just didn't like all together, man. Like there are things that I could wish, I wish I could do differently. Um, and yeah, but like I go back and I see it and I'm like, there's choices that I made that I definitely wouldn't do again.
00:38:08
William Whaley
And. I guess where I'm going is is like I'm I've learned from mistakes and and it I'm not gonna do things again and You know, well that brings me to my next topic ah How could people want four more years of this bullshit?
00:38:23
dylankite
yeah
00:38:24
Jacob Contreras
You know what? i' mean I'm actually upset that we haven't been potting consistently because I feel like we could have got one of them on the show.
00:38:26
William Whaley
they
00:38:30
William Whaley
Oh Dude so he probably just
00:38:33
dylankite
yeah
00:38:36
Jacob Contreras
ah At least 10 walls.
00:38:36
William Whaley
yeah know maybe he says he probably oh Yeah, I do this just fuck man Yeah
00:38:39
Jacob Contreras
but
00:38:46
dylankite
White guys for Harris, Steve.
00:38:48
William Whaley
yeah
00:38:48
Jacob Contreras
Mike.
00:38:52
Jacob Contreras
Oh, man. So that that dinner was funny. um We talked about that, you know, in our texts and stuff like that. We're not going to rehash it here because I think it's been a pretty good amount of time. But ah I did see today that they officially announced he's going to be on Joe Rogan.
00:39:07
Jacob Contreras
And I don't listen to Rogan, but I might give it a go.
00:39:08
dylankite
Yeah.
00:39:10
Jacob Contreras
I don't know. The three hours seems daunting, though, if it's three hours.
00:39:13
dylankite
Yeah. So he's, it's apparently being recorded on Friday. Every podcast he's done up to now has only been an hour. You know, he did busting with the boys.
00:39:23
dylankite
He did a bunch of different shit. I think he's went on the milk boys a bunch.
00:39:25
William Whaley
Yeah. so yeah
00:39:27
Jacob Contreras
Yeah, the notebook is here.
00:39:27
dylankite
I would love to see it. And I would love to see like not a political episode. Cause I don't think Joe's going to let it be political anyway. You know, he just wants to have a conversation.
00:39:35
Jacob Contreras
I at a certain point it has to be that you think they're going to do the iOS together.
00:39:35
William Whaley
and I don't know.
00:39:36
William Whaley
I don't know.
00:39:37
dylankite
like
00:39:38
William Whaley
I know. Yeah. he's gonna No.
00:39:39
dylankite
Yeah, I mean, that would be dope.
00:39:43
William Whaley
i don't Dude, the dude doesn't even drink beer ah or alcohol.
00:39:46
dylankite
Yeah, he doesn't drink.
00:39:46
Jacob Contreras
I know that's what I'm saying.
00:39:47
dylankite
He doesn't do any.
00:39:48
Jacob Contreras
I was like maybe.
00:39:48
William Whaley
that's so That's like, that's a big, that's a major thing, honestly.
00:39:51
dylankite
Yeah, yeah, it kind of is kind of a red flag.
00:39:52
William Whaley
That's a major ding.
00:39:54
Jacob Contreras
Hey.
00:39:55
William Whaley
He's not down to party, dude.
00:39:55
Jacob Contreras
my My boy hammers Diet Cokes and McDonald's, all right?
00:39:55
dylankite
Yeah.
00:39:58
William Whaley
He does.
00:39:59
Jacob Contreras
that that That's his... food ah You know, you probably have a billionaire pedicle team, too, though, so...
00:40:00
William Whaley
He does.
00:40:01
dylankite
And he looks great at 78. Like, oh I should fucking go eat McDonald's every day, I guess.
00:40:03
William Whaley
Yeah.
00:40:06
dylankite
Fuck.
00:40:09
William Whaley
i Yeah, yeah, that's true.
00:40:12
dylankite
Yeah, that's true.
00:40:13
Jacob Contreras
Maybe not.
00:40:13
William Whaley
And second second off, yeah, I don't think he looks, I mean, he is 78. I think he does. He, I guess he,
00:40:18
Jacob Contreras
He golfs all the time?
00:40:19
William Whaley
yeah That's true. Okay. But I don't, I wouldn't say that he looks great though.
00:40:21
Jacob Contreras
Is it... No, no.
00:40:25
dylankite
No, at least he's got it together.
00:40:27
Jacob Contreras
He's got all his faculty still.
00:40:27
dylankite
He's there. Yeah, he's there.
00:40:29
William Whaley
Yeah. It appears so. And I mean, you know, he is, he is a bit of the color of a sweet potato.
00:40:36
dylankite
Yeah.
00:40:37
William Whaley
So all
00:40:38
Jacob Contreras
ah
00:40:39
dylankite
That's all the food coloring in McDonald's is the red 40 or whatever it is.
00:40:41
Jacob Contreras
yeah Oh, man.
00:40:41
William Whaley
the diet coke, like, Hey, side effect, side effect and ripping diet cokes is fucking portion.
00:40:45
Jacob Contreras
So. I love the the photos that came out of the McDonald's thing, because they looked like A.I. And then the A.I. ones that came out of him fixing the ice cream machine and stuff like that, I was like, yeah.
00:40:57
Jacob Contreras
Yes.
00:40:57
dylankite
the I have to wonder, like, do people, do some people in news really believe what they say?
00:40:58
William Whaley
Yeah, they fixed it, the ice cream machine. That's good.
00:41:05
dylankite
You know what I mean?
00:41:06
Jacob Contreras
ah you know what i think
00:41:06
dylankite
Cause they came after him and they said, Hey, Um, should he be prosecuted for ah election interference for paying for people's food? And I'm like, is that really where we're going with this?
00:41:16
William Whaley
Is that what somebody said?
00:41:16
Jacob Contreras
Yeah. Well, also they, they were on him.
00:41:19
dylankite
Yeah, that's, it was all over the news.
00:41:21
Jacob Contreras
They were on him because he posted an AI photo of himself in a Steelers, you know, they were like giving him shit for that.
00:41:22
William Whaley
Oh my god.
00:41:26
dylankite
Yeah.
00:41:27
Jacob Contreras
I was like, I'm sorry, that's fucking funny. They're, but they have to report like Donald Trump wasn't in the NFL.
00:41:33
dylankite
Yeah. Yeah. Like, come on.
00:41:35
Jacob Contreras
I was like, a it's getting a little ridiculous.
00:41:36
dylankite
I don't know. I don't know. Like I switched when he, when she did the interview with Fox, like Kara was like, let's see what CNN has to say about it.
00:41:47
dylankite
So I switched to it and the shit they were saying, I was like, did they really just watch the same thing I watched? Like, do you actually believe what you're saying?
00:41:55
Jacob Contreras
No, no, they don't.
00:41:55
dylankite
And then like they immediately went to the race car. They were like, oh, why is she angry? Why is Fox News saying she's angry? Is it because she's a black woman? And I'm like, are we really going there?
00:42:06
dylankite
I don't know.
00:42:07
Jacob Contreras
Yeah, yeah, no, because that's that. I mean, that's what feeds into their viewership. You know, like that, that's their whole thing. That's their brand.
00:42:15
William Whaley
I mean, that's yeah that's everybody's brand these days.
00:42:17
Jacob Contreras
Yeah.
00:42:18
dylankite
Yeah.
00:42:20
William Whaley
Yeah. I mean, it is what it is. I mean, I don't fucking know, dude.
00:42:25
Jacob Contreras
I just think it's crazy, the shit that people believe, you know, like, and genuinely believe, you know, like, uh, if Trump wins, he's a dictator. I was like, you know, he already was president for four years, right?
00:42:36
William Whaley
Yeah. And that is like his, uh, fiscal plan or whatever is going to bankrupt the country. And it's like, there might be a little bit of tough times if he does everything that he wants to do, but they keep sticking them with that 2025 plan.
00:42:47
Jacob Contreras
Hey.
00:42:48
William Whaley
And he keeps saying that's not his plan.
00:42:50
Jacob Contreras
This isn't mine. Yeah.
00:42:51
William Whaley
You keep saying, and they're like, Oh, that's his, that's his.
00:42:51
Jacob Contreras
I think those people fucking need some tough times that will come in the head, some harsh realities.
00:42:54
dylankite
I'm pretty sure the guy who wrote that
00:42:55
William Whaley
Well, that what they were saying there was, they were saying that like, you know, some of the tariffs would drive up, would drive up some costs for a little while. But like in the end, it should, it should like, because you don't know, right at the end, but they said the same thing.
00:43:07
Jacob Contreras
Yeah.
00:43:10
William Whaley
They said the same thing last time and what on all the terrace that he'd levied against China and all, and all the exports and forth guests who kept in place, the Biden administration, they didn't roll those back.
00:43:21
William Whaley
They didn't appeal those. They kept those right on rolling because they were helping.
00:43:24
Jacob Contreras
That's because they make money, but while not simultaneously not like losing any tax revenue.
00:43:29
William Whaley
Right. Right. I just, it's just like that'd
00:43:30
Jacob Contreras
So I was like, if you raise raise the price of goods, then tax me less. I'll take that.
00:43:35
dylankite
Yeah, I think it's important to realize that it it is on both sides.
00:43:36
William Whaley
be tight.
00:43:40
dylankite
There are people that are crazy on both sides, because I know plenty of people that do home care.
00:43:42
William Whaley
A hundred percent.
00:43:45
dylankite
And you know, when you're at your job, you can't express political views. So people don't really know who you support. And I've heard stories of people on both sides, mainly on the other side, because I'm in Georgia, saying, you know, oh, Trump's anti-Christ or whatever.
00:44:00
dylankite
And these people believe these things. And I'm just like,
00:44:05
Jacob Contreras
Oh no, no, they're legit people who like, think he is the anti-Christ, like, yeah.
00:44:05
dylankite
Like they're, they believe everything that comes out on Fox or they believe everything that comes out on CNN and it's just crazy.
00:44:10
William Whaley
Yeah.
00:44:14
dylankite
It's crazy.
00:44:15
William Whaley
Yeah. And it, and it really is like, that's one thing that, like that really like, yeah, it gets a, because they said the same thing last election.
00:44:25
William Whaley
And they said the same thing, ah not even last election, of the election prior, and he even and then he got in. And then I think from, especially from a military perspective, um did a great job with the Abraham Accords.
00:44:38
William Whaley
i Like any other president would have got a Nobel Peace Prize. when when that when when they When those things got inked, like they didn't last long because you, boy, you know, everything got fucking sideways after, you know, anyway.
00:44:42
Jacob Contreras
easily, easily.
00:44:51
Jacob Contreras
Dude, Obama got a peace prize for drone striking the the the people from Yemen.
00:44:51
William Whaley
ah yeah
00:44:55
William Whaley
Yeah, Yemen Is a big yeah good job gold star
00:44:57
Jacob Contreras
I was like, here's a peace prize killing all those people.
00:44:58
dylankite
I think, I think if any other president, if any other president would have went into North Korea the way he did, they would have got a Nobel Peace Prize.
Nobel Peace Prizes and Political Context
00:45:08
William Whaley
I Don't know III well none of them did because it There's not enough.
00:45:08
Jacob Contreras
Yeah.
00:45:14
William Whaley
There's not There's nothing to gain out of it like because you lose your fear mongering, you know, what I mean like you There's nothing they gain out of it.
00:45:21
Jacob Contreras
Yeah, we can't weaponize it.
00:45:23
William Whaley
Yeah, exactly.
00:45:23
Jacob Contreras
We can't weaponize it against the masses.
00:45:24
William Whaley
That's there you go There you go. Like that's, that's the word I was looking for. You cannot weaponize it. Like, so that that's why, like, I don't like.
00:45:31
Jacob Contreras
Hey, people give up rights for, you know, because they're afraid. It happens every time.
00:45:34
William Whaley
Yeah.
00:45:35
Jacob Contreras
Like, I mean, shit, we still have the Patriot Act in.
00:45:39
William Whaley
Fucking now. Yeah.
00:45:40
Jacob Contreras
Yeah.
00:45:40
William Whaley
Well, that shit's never going to. Yeah.
00:45:41
Jacob Contreras
Yeah, it was like, we're not even in those countries anymore officially. You know, we're we're not over there.
00:45:46
William Whaley
Hey.
00:45:47
Jacob Contreras
So we what what do we need the Patriot Act for?
00:45:47
William Whaley
Yeah. Like, like old girl said, there's nobody in a combat zone anymore.
00:45:50
Jacob Contreras
Yeah, nobody is in a combat zone in the entire military.
00:45:54
William Whaley
diamond like
00:45:55
dylankite
You know what's getting wild when they change all the bonuses from people who speak Arabic to people who speak Russian and Chinese.
00:45:55
Jacob Contreras
it
00:46:02
William Whaley
Yeah.
00:46:02
dylankite
like so
00:46:03
Jacob Contreras
Oh, well, that that just goes with the time. And then, you know, the other thing we were talking about, I know me and Kai were talking about this, but, you know, is it not election interference that they're trying to give troops who are like in certain zones, extra pay?
00:46:05
William Whaley
Right. Yeah.
00:46:17
Jacob Contreras
for being there now, like it was like, what a convenient time. You didn't do that. Like back when this shit kicked off two years ago, but you started giving them extra bonuses right before an election.
00:46:26
William Whaley
Really?
00:46:27
Jacob Contreras
Yeah.
00:46:27
William Whaley
oh I know.
00:46:29
Jacob Contreras
It's like a, an extra has dipper into danger.
00:46:29
William Whaley
I didn't know about that. Oh, okay.
00:46:32
dylankite
I think when you set up like a DJ Khaled concert at a polling station, I think that's election interference, you know, like I think that's gonna crazy.
00:46:39
Jacob Contreras
That's real. What?
00:46:41
dylankite
Yeah, that's a real thing.
00:46:41
Jacob Contreras
I didn't see that.
00:46:42
dylankite
It's setting it up in, I believe, Nevada. Yeah. It's kind of crazy to me. You can't give somebody a bottle of water, but you can set up a fucking concert. Like, what the fuck?
00:46:54
William Whaley
I don't know.
00:46:56
dylankite
I don't know, man, the whole thing's fucked. The whole thing is fucked.
00:46:58
William Whaley
Everything's fucked.
00:46:59
dylankite
Yeah.
00:47:00
William Whaley
I'm just here.
00:47:00
dylankite
Let me Google that, because someone told me that.
00:47:00
William Whaley
I'm just here and just gonna i okay over here with fake good yeah yeah yeah yeah we look Yeah, we're just like the worst podcast ever
00:47:01
Jacob Contreras
Yeah.
00:47:03
dylankite
Let me make sure that's real.
00:47:06
Jacob Contreras
I was like, I I know. Fuck that. No wonder I was shadowed in by Zentester.
00:47:14
dylankite
Yeah, that's all fake news, probably.
00:47:14
Jacob Contreras
Look, I heard we weren't going to be fact checked here.
00:47:16
dylankite
But let me double check. Yeah.
00:47:23
Jacob Contreras
If you're going to go look up everything I say, I was like, man, it's going to be awfully silent.
00:47:28
William Whaley
Yeah. We're just talking out of our ass, man. Oh shit, dude. I don't, I don't know. ah I don't know. I don't know. It is getting crazy out there. Cats and dogs. And you know, whatever.
00:47:48
Jacob Contreras
Did I have seen some great...
00:47:49
William Whaley
He's for real. He's real searching it.
00:47:51
Jacob Contreras
Oh yeah, I've seen some great Halloween costumes with the people with their animals, you know? I was like, oh, it's gonna be pretty good.
00:47:59
dylankite
Oh my god, 10 hours ago, Harris campaign announced his concert series with Bruce Springsteen. God damn it.
00:48:06
Jacob Contreras
I told you that dude it was a cocksucker. I've been saying that for years.
00:48:08
dylankite
He's holding concerts in battleground states, so at least he's coming to Georgia.
00:48:08
Jacob Contreras
I don't want to hear it.
00:48:13
dylankite
I guess I get to see him talk.
00:48:15
Jacob Contreras
yeah
00:48:19
Jacob Contreras
Oh, you're the worst.
00:48:19
dylankite
Maybe you're the DJ Khaledling because I haven't found it yet.
00:48:20
William Whaley
yeah
00:48:21
Jacob Contreras
is
00:48:23
dylankite
But yeah, we're screen scenes going to battleground states.
00:48:23
William Whaley
ah yeah
00:48:25
dylankite
So that's kind of dope. Born USA. You know, I'll be out there with the white guys for Harris.
00:48:27
Jacob Contreras
Bruce Brinsing is such a bitch.
00:48:30
dylankite
I need to get me a shirt so I can blend in, I guess.
00:48:32
William Whaley
Yeah. You already got the, you already got the surgery.
00:48:33
Jacob Contreras
Nah, you look gay.
00:48:35
William Whaley
You might as well. was go pull oh shit there dude i don't know I can still see, I get a hundred percent see your ass fucking rolling down to that concert.
00:48:40
dylankite
Fun truck. Hell yeah.
00:48:51
dylankite
Yeah.
00:48:52
William Whaley
Like you would narrow, but you wouldn't want a 30 record keystone.
00:48:52
Jacob Contreras
yeah
00:48:54
dylankite
Yeah, yeah.
00:48:56
William Whaley
Like, Hey,
00:48:57
dylankite
I would be drunk as fuck. And I would tell the first dude I seen, I would be like, yeah, I came here to get drunk. But don't worry about it, dude. I don't need a ride. um My wife's boyfriend's picking me up later.
00:49:08
William Whaley
but
00:49:08
Jacob Contreras
but
00:49:08
dylankite
Yeah.
00:49:12
Jacob Contreras
he's really good guy real sweet dude
00:49:13
dylankite
So if you need a ride, with I got you.
00:49:14
William Whaley
yes i do I got you. oh That's wild. i get i I mean, I don't know. man
00:49:24
dylankite
They'd fuck Bruce Springsteen.
00:49:25
Jacob Contreras
He's gonna pick you up in his truck Yeah, real man's been
00:49:28
dylankite
He's the blue collar guy.
00:49:31
dylankite
See you for the little man.
00:49:36
Jacob Contreras
Oh man, that did that dude has never been blue collar in his entire life.
00:49:36
William Whaley
Yeah.
00:49:37
dylankite
Whatever.
00:49:45
William Whaley
Was he from Jersey or something?
00:49:46
Jacob Contreras
Yeah, yeah, he is crazy.
00:49:46
dylankite
is He's from New Jersey.
00:49:49
dylankite
Asbury Park.
00:49:50
Jacob Contreras
Like fucking sold his catalog for half a billion or something stupid.
00:49:56
dylankite
Dude's worth an incredible amount of money and he's still torn at like 80 years old.
00:50:01
William Whaley
Yeah.
00:50:01
dylankite
I mean, that's, yeah. You have to wonder, like, is it for him or is it for more money for the kids?
00:50:07
Jacob Contreras
I would think, yeah, I mean, I don't know.
00:50:07
dylankite
Is it more money for the DNC? I don't know.
00:50:10
Jacob Contreras
I would think the amount of money, you know, ah fuck. I would think it'd be fine for generations to come.
00:50:18
dylankite
Yeah, I would imagine.
00:50:20
William Whaley
maybe
00:50:21
dylankite
But then, I mean, look at AB.
00:50:26
dylankite
yeah
00:50:27
William Whaley
yeah He just spun out of ca control yeah right yeah do I used to hate him now.
00:50:30
Jacob Contreras
Why is he catching a stray?
00:50:32
dylankite
yeah
00:50:36
dylankite
We tried to keep it all around on this spot.
00:50:38
William Whaley
decided
00:50:38
dylankite
Yeah, I see.
00:50:39
Jacob Contreras
The CT-ESPN is my favorite!
00:50:40
William Whaley
better Yeah, ah she this is while she keeps it
00:50:41
dylankite
Yeah.
00:50:44
dylankite
Yeah, and we just lost Megan.
00:50:48
William Whaley
he
00:50:52
William Whaley
na Shit man speaking of a be like, um you know, hey, we're gonna be all over tonight's podcast I mean we've gone through army me me my sob story to a little bit of a politics or anything like is that now Let's like let's roll.
College Football: Performance and Strategies
00:51:06
William Whaley
So let's roll right into some NFL talk Just shut your bitch ass up.
00:51:08
dylankite
Ooh, before we get NFL, let's start small.
00:51:09
Jacob Contreras
Fuck it, I don't wanna talk about football, man.
00:51:10
dylankite
Let's start at college football.
00:51:12
William Whaley
No, we don't want to talk about college football either Go
00:51:12
dylankite
Let's start at college football. The fucking dogs. The dogs is everywhere.
00:51:18
Jacob Contreras
Alright, on to the NFL, what?
00:51:18
William Whaley
ahead
00:51:23
dylankite
I feel bad.
00:51:23
Jacob Contreras
Dude, I went into the fucking hornet's nest.
00:51:23
dylankite
I actually did Jake really dirty that weekend, but it's all right. Yeah, you fucking did. Man, looking back,
00:51:31
Jacob Contreras
There was only one guy who was annoying as fuck. That's it.
00:51:34
dylankite
Looking back, I did make a mistake because Georgia fans are known for being obnoxious. And I did not know there would be that many people out, um but everybody was giving him the horns down every, you know, there was a couple of people that were annoying. So yeah, I did Jake kind of dirty on that one.
00:51:50
Jacob Contreras
But it was fine. Like I was just pissed off with how they were playing. I was like, this is not like they, they just out physical them in the first half. And that was like, they, they look scared or at least the offense looks scared.
00:52:02
dylankite
Yeah.
00:52:03
Jacob Contreras
The defense was up to the task, but.
00:52:05
dylankite
Us getting that one player back changed everything. That was crazy. But yeah, great game. I'm sure they'll play each other again.
00:52:14
Jacob Contreras
Yeah, yeah, we we talked about it was like they they might play each other three times this year if all goes according to plan for both teams, obviously.
00:52:16
William Whaley
Oh, yeah. Oh,
00:52:22
dylankite
yeah yeah Yeah, that's crazy.
00:52:22
Jacob Contreras
ah Yeah, they they could play each other three times.
00:52:22
William Whaley
oh yeah.
00:52:23
William Whaley
Shit. Yeah. I forgot. Cause like SBC. Yeah. Yep. And then then the playoffs. Yep.
00:52:28
dylankite
Yeah.
00:52:28
William Whaley
Yeah.
00:52:29
Jacob Contreras
Yeah, so we'll we'll see how the rest of the season goes.
00:52:30
William Whaley
Yeah.
00:52:31
Jacob Contreras
I kind of I'm not mad that they lost because I i think. You know, ah especially in the middle of the year, it's a good wake up call for them because they have a tough schedule like.
00:52:44
Jacob Contreras
I know ah A and&M's ranked pretty high right now. They're our last game of the season. And then we talked about Arkansas, Kentucky, Vanderbilt are still up. And then Florida, I was like, I just want to make sure, you know, it refocuses them.
00:52:57
dylankite
I think all of those teams are ranked except for Florida and I think Arkansas maybe.
00:52:58
William Whaley
All right. Yeah.
00:53:01
Jacob Contreras
Vandy. No, Florida and Vandy.
00:53:03
dylankite
No, Vandy's like 24, I want to say, 24, yeah.
00:53:05
Jacob Contreras
Are they? Shit. Yeah. Yeah. That's why it was like the gauntlet for us is at the back end of our schedule.
00:53:07
dylankite
um
00:53:10
dylankite
I will say, though, that was a bigger game for Georgia than it was for Texas. Yeah, I think it was a bigger game. it Ultimately, I don't think it matters. You're in the top five. Both teams went out. You're in.
00:53:20
dylankite
I don't think SAC title game has too many implications.
00:53:20
Jacob Contreras
Yeah.
00:53:23
Jacob Contreras
Well, it did last year.
00:53:25
dylankite
It did last year, but it was 14 playoffs.
00:53:26
William Whaley
Yeah, this year.
00:53:26
Jacob Contreras
Yeah.
00:53:27
William Whaley
I mean, there's there's going to be two SEC teams in for sure.
00:53:27
dylankite
So at least two, it could be three.
00:53:30
Jacob Contreras
If they're both top five, yeah, if they're both top five teams, it's not going to knock out one of them in the SEC title.
00:53:33
William Whaley
Yeah, it's not going to knock them out. Nope. No, that's.
00:53:35
dylankite
Yeah.
00:53:37
Jacob Contreras
and All it affects is seeding.
00:53:39
William Whaley
Yep, that's yeah, that's how I would look at it.
00:53:39
dylankite
Yeah. Yeah.
00:53:41
Jacob Contreras
Which I would still want Texas to at least skip one game.
00:53:41
dylankite
We could see, we could see a ah Georgia army game.
00:53:43
William Whaley
So. Yeah, so.
00:53:47
dylankite
We could see like a Texas army game. Like we could see some crazy shit we've definitely never seen before.
00:53:52
William Whaley
Yeah, that'd be fun.
00:53:52
Jacob Contreras
The army army went wild with the triple option deep posts.
00:53:52
dylankite
So that's exciting.
00:53:54
William Whaley
Well, that's why that's what I think too.
00:53:58
Jacob Contreras
Like that was that was a crazy play. I was like, that is not something that's normally an army's ah playbook.
00:54:02
dylankite
Army actually has a quarterback that can throw the ball this year.
00:54:05
Jacob Contreras
Yeah.
00:54:05
dylankite
So it's cool. But we can go to the NFL. I know, you know, Will Steen's dog shit, so we can go to the NFL if you want.
00:54:12
William Whaley
Well, hold on.
00:54:13
Jacob Contreras
I think.
00:54:15
William Whaley
I don't know. My team is coming up. My team's coming up and playing Colorado this, this week.
00:54:18
Jacob Contreras
Since he won last week, yeah.
00:54:20
dylankite
Oh, you all got pride.
00:54:21
William Whaley
Yeah. Yeah. No, we we've actually, so like we we, we're a good kicker away from being undefeated right now in the big 12. Uh, we lost the Texas tech. If we had a kicker, we don't beat them and we lost the Pittsburgh and I don't, I'm not going to blame the kicker solely.
00:54:37
William Whaley
I'm going to blame the coaching because we were up by like three touchdowns going into the second half. And like didn't score again and just got outplayed by Pitt Pitt is still undefeated by the way, so I guess that's something um But yeah, ah my other team is dogshit It's the first time it's the first time like I've ever been like that's crazy like that is the like Florida State has never been that bad That is this is this is the worst Florida State has ever been Because
00:55:05
Jacob Contreras
And it was from the get to it was like there was a there was a small sliver of hope when the season started and then it immediately like smacked back down there.
00:55:06
dylankite
They are fucking terrible.
00:55:12
William Whaley
closed Yeah, I was just like oh, I was like, okay Ireland like whatever they were in Ireland and also okay, whatever like weird weird trap game and then I'm like boss they call I might you know their ass So
00:55:24
Jacob Contreras
The hits just keep coming.
00:55:25
dylankite
Yeah. And you have to wonder if it's going to continue simply because like, like take the Florida state, Florida game, like you invite all your fucking future recruits out there to watch that game. Cause you think you're going to stop the Gators doesn't, or I'm sorry, Miami doesn't fucking happen.
00:55:41
dylankite
Like those are, yeah.
00:55:42
William Whaley
they They messed up. I think they I think they coach the coaches done. I think he's a good coach. I hope they give him a few more years, but like. breath by This is the worst season in there like I mean it's it I mean It's got to be the worst season in the history and it might not be I you know because it's a long fucking history But it's gotta be close.
00:55:52
dylankite
Yeah. Yeah. That's rough.
00:55:53
Jacob Contreras
I would say.
00:56:04
William Whaley
I mean fuck dude You get Burt Reynolds running the ball for you back in the day dog like I mean y'all some you know You had some people that came through there like I don't know man.
00:56:15
William Whaley
I I don't know I don't know what to think about that
00:56:17
dylankite
Well, it's like just like Miami, Miami hasn't been that good in a few years.
00:56:21
William Whaley
Mm-hmm.
00:56:21
dylankite
I guess they're making a comeback. I'm not sold on it.
00:56:23
Jacob Contreras
But they are Miami is also a smaller school.
00:56:24
dylankite
I mean, they've had a lot of games they barely want.
00:56:24
William Whaley
Yeah.
00:56:29
William Whaley
Are they? I don't know.
00:56:29
Jacob Contreras
i just I think the NIL is going to change the landscape because not like some of these places are small college towns.
00:56:30
William Whaley
I don't i don't give a shit. Yeah.
00:56:37
Jacob Contreras
I was telling Dylan about it a little bit. I was like, the thing that might hurt the SEC the most with Texas joining is because it's in a major city. There are major businesses that operate out of ah Austin.
00:56:45
William Whaley
Say to you.
00:56:50
William Whaley
Yeah.
00:56:51
Jacob Contreras
you know was like
00:56:51
William Whaley
And in more and more people in and out of Austin means more revenue.
00:56:52
Jacob Contreras
in
00:56:54
William Whaley
like yeah i'm up with Yeah.
00:56:55
Jacob Contreras
That's what I'm saying. So like there's more money to throw at them. Like when you have these, most of these are college towns, you know, granted the alumni has some money. Sure. But then you see a Miami, there's a lot of money in Miami, you know, and if the program's doing well, businesses are going to want to get involved and you start seeing it come to these bigger places.
00:57:04
William Whaley
Yeah. Well.
00:57:12
William Whaley
Yeah, sure.
00:57:14
Jacob Contreras
But if that was the case, I mean, you would see like UCLA and USC be huge.
00:57:16
William Whaley
Yeah. yeah Yep.
00:57:20
Jacob Contreras
So we'll see how it looks in the next three to five years.
00:57:22
William Whaley
No, 100% yeah.
00:57:23
dylankite
I will say that they say it takes it takes two years for turnaround on a good season, right? Because if you have a great season, supposedly, I just heard all this on the radio, I don't know for sure. If you have a great season, obviously those recruits for that year have already committed whatever.
00:57:37
dylankite
If you can get a de-commit, cool. If you can get a transfer, awesome. But it's like the following recruiting class that you really capitalize on. So maybe Florida State has a good funnel going in there. Only time will tell.
00:57:49
William Whaley
I don't know. I don i don't know. i't Yeah, I don't think they're gonna be bad for long. um it's ah It's a great school to go to and and it still has that pedigree. um So people, you know, growing up watching it, like wanna still go there. ah You're gonna get those, you're gonna get the, you're gonna get kids like that. But ah my real question is, um who do you guys, who are you gonna go with? Are you gonna go with yours or fucking Manning?
00:58:18
Jacob Contreras
Well, I think you I don't know yours yours did not look good.
00:58:20
William Whaley
I was saying hi. I didn't see it No yours didn't look good and I didn't I didn't really see Manny cuz we were out and about I didn't I didn't I just know i Because then you guys kept telling me yeah, you guys kept telling me that he was in and I'm like, bro I'm staring at the screen and I'm like, this is not him.
00:58:28
dylankite
He only came in, I think, for one series, one and a half series.
00:58:30
Jacob Contreras
Right before the half, there was like two series right before the half that they put him in and it was.
00:58:32
dylankite
yeah
00:58:41
William Whaley
I mean I was pretty tanked but I
00:58:41
dylankite
So Sarc said the reason for the change was to give URs a moment to settle down.
00:58:41
Jacob Contreras
Yeah. Just trying to get that spark.
00:58:48
dylankite
That's what he said. It was to give URs a moment to settle down.
00:58:51
Jacob Contreras
I think you stick with yours. ah arch like that's ah It's a tough spot to come in, too. He didn't play at Oklahoma last week.
00:58:51
William Whaley
I don't fucking know.
00:59:02
Jacob Contreras
Quinn didn't look great in that game either, like even though we won pretty decidedly. But um I think you stick with Quinn, um obviously, unless the wheels fall off.
00:59:14
Jacob Contreras
But like he does look more composed like in those in those games.
00:59:19
William Whaley
Well, he you didnt he didn't put me he didn't put mania in long enough.
00:59:19
Jacob Contreras
because yeah
00:59:22
William Whaley
So how do you know?
00:59:22
Jacob Contreras
No, no, exactly.
00:59:23
dylankite
What?
00:59:23
Jacob Contreras
And I mean, the defense was like, dude, they that line was just, there was nothing that our, we could do. You know, like he they, I know, and Manny turned the ball over because they, they had rushed him and like, dude, he just got popped by the, one of the, uh, defensive backs.
00:59:40
Jacob Contreras
Like he, he never even saw him coming.
00:59:43
William Whaley
All I wanted.
00:59:43
Jacob Contreras
and yeah Yeah, I was like so maybe maybe maybe he would do better, you know, but like he didn't look great and neither did Quinn But like obviously he got it together in the second half a little bit more Yeah, the that's what I'm saying.
00:59:52
William Whaley
Yeah. That defense got him shook.
00:59:57
Jacob Contreras
Like the defense had both of them shook in that first half ah Well,
00:59:59
William Whaley
Yeah.
01:00:01
dylankite
I just don't understand the move at all because if anything it hurts Ubers confidence a little bit and I don't believe bringing hearts into that game as as good as the defense was performing like I think it if anything it hurts both of them so
01:00:07
Jacob Contreras
I saw it
01:00:14
Jacob Contreras
something similar happened in the NFL too. Uh, that same, the next day, uh, they had, I forget, they bench the starter and looking for a spark. It was what, uh, what I read in the headline.
01:00:26
Jacob Contreras
So it was like, I understand the move, but I don't know. Cause I think, I think if Texas has another loss under ears like that, they'll probably put in arch if he doesn't look good this next game, because he hasn't looked great since coming back off the injury.
01:00:41
William Whaley
yeah yeah
01:00:42
dylankite
Honestly, I think, too, like the running game has to step up. I think you guys only finished with 60 yards on the ground.
01:00:46
Jacob Contreras
Dude, our running game was depleted before the season even started. We lost like our one, two and three.
01:00:52
dylankite
Yeah, didn't you lose your starter?
01:00:53
Jacob Contreras
Yeah. Like, no, we lost.
01:00:53
dylankite
Oh, OK.
01:00:55
Jacob Contreras
We've, we were down to one of our freshmen running backs. Like that's how depleted it's gotten on the Texas side. And it wasn't just like, Oh, you know, we lost them for a few weeks. These are seasoning and injuries that have happened.
01:01:06
William Whaley
Yeah, yeah. that sucks.
01:01:07
Jacob Contreras
So like that, that is a weak point for Texas for sure.
01:01:14
Jacob Contreras
Defense looks good though.
01:01:14
dylankite
It's going to be interesting.
01:01:14
William Whaley
well we'll
01:01:15
dylankite
It's going to keep getting very interesting. I'm more excited about Saturdays and Sundays.
01:01:18
William Whaley
see yeah yeah ah shit yeah it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a fuck I don't know I like so I I'm not giving up hope on my team I'm not gonna do that
01:01:21
dylankite
Sundays are looking better for me, but I'm more excited for Saturdays and Sundays.
01:01:24
Jacob Contreras
Yeah, I don't give a shit about Sundays anymore. I'm done. The last two games, I didn't even watch past halftime.
01:01:31
dylankite
Yeah. i
01:01:40
dylankite
yeah cleve Cleveland can give up, Hope. Yeah, as soon as the game started, you know, you're excited for Sunday football. You've been waiting all day. Maybe you're having a couple drinks, maybe eating some some food and stuff. And it's like, OK, here's kickoff, and we're losing.
01:01:57
Jacob Contreras
yes Oh yeah, he just took it to the house.
01:01:58
William Whaley
You know, you know what Yeah, yeah Yeah, oh boy house that yeah charlie fucking jones house that which which was needed because like it was a defensive struggle after that which was wild but I mean they they were playing like their defense was playing really well like I
01:02:01
dylankite
yeah
01:02:01
Jacob Contreras
yeah helping
01:02:05
dylankite
I care. I was like, should we turn it off? Yeah.
01:02:13
Jacob Contreras
I don't even understand it either because y'all's offense even in some of the early losses, the offense was cooking.
01:02:20
William Whaley
Yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean, I, I mean, I understand it i mean on paper. You had the Browns as like the number one to defense like that.
01:02:25
dylankite
Yeah, on paper, and that's with them being on the field for 45 minutes a game.
01:02:28
William Whaley
Yeah. Like they're fucking defense is stout. Yeah. Yeah.
01:02:32
Jacob Contreras
yeah
01:02:32
dylankite
They're still like a top five defense.
01:02:33
William Whaley
first Yeah.
01:02:34
dylankite
So realistically, like they're they're like they could they could have the best defense in the NFL.
01:02:34
William Whaley
Well, they got some people back that game too.
01:02:39
dylankite
But when you're on the field for 45, 50 minutes, it's tough.
01:02:40
William Whaley
Yeah.
01:02:43
William Whaley
Yeah.
01:02:43
dylankite
so
01:02:44
William Whaley
Yeah. Yeah, at no point, like in and then our defense has showed up for the last two weeks, but again granted, they they've played less than you know stellar offenses during those during that time. um But I mean, we had a ah host, so it's looking good. like I'm umm and thinking if the defense could continue on you know with that trend, I mean, the offense is gonna just light continue to light it up. I mean, there should ah there was a couple bad plays.
01:03:10
William Whaley
and Stuff like that, but I mean I think overall they played really well. I think um Cleveland just played Outstanding like they always do to get against your Joe burrow played a really good game They they have a really good game playing for him But at the end of the day like when you got folks like T Higgins and Jamar chase out there um Yeah, I mean Points are gonna be scored um So and he got yeah, he had Joe burrow making things happen.
01:03:36
William Whaley
So No, I think all all in all like I'm not gonna give up I mean the the last time we started ah one and three we went to the Super Bowl and went to the AFC championship.
01:03:47
William Whaley
So you know
01:03:48
dylankite
I know there's a lot of Ohio listeners on here, but I got to say it.
NFL Trade Criticisms and Team Analysis
01:03:52
dylankite
I think the Browns have the worst offense I've ever seen before in my life. It is fucking pitiful. They can't get a single yard rushing, and that's no knock on Nick Chubb.
01:03:56
William Whaley
Yeah, they're fucking dog shit
01:04:01
dylankite
It's a knock on the offensive line.
01:04:02
William Whaley
Well, Nick Jeff just came back. So.
01:04:04
dylankite
Yeah, and then they can't complete a pass unless it's a screen. like it's It's fucking terrible.
01:04:11
William Whaley
Well.
01:04:11
dylankite
It's it's awful.
01:04:13
William Whaley
Oh, it's really bad and they put in the one guy over Jamis, which I thought was kind of a mistake, but I guess he's been kind of. They're all talking about during that game that how high out there are on that guy that Thompson DPR or whatever his name was or DTR sometime.
01:04:26
dylankite
Yeah, DT or yeah.
01:04:27
William Whaley
Yeah, yeah there and they were like all.
01:04:29
dylankite
He wasn't like one drive, you know, he's, he's really raw.
01:04:31
William Whaley
Yeah, the one the the one yeah the The one drive that that Deshaun was actually all of a sudden like looking like a quarterback and then blew his Achilles out Which was wild and then and then the fans proceeded to booty The fans booty, you know, I can't believe it, bro Yeah, it's insane Million dollars to be that to be ass.
01:04:34
dylankite
He's really raw, but he, he did bring in that was.
01:04:47
Jacob Contreras
yeah yeah You know what his cap hit is next year? 72.5 million.
01:04:57
dylankite
The, I saw someone post online and this is probably true.
01:04:58
Jacob Contreras
That's his cap hit next year.
01:05:00
William Whaley
He's ass, bro
01:05:01
dylankite
They said them trading for Deshaun set their team back three to five years.
01:05:06
William Whaley
Did they actually trade for him?
01:05:06
Jacob Contreras
Easily.
01:05:07
William Whaley
I thought they signed him.
01:05:08
Jacob Contreras
Yeah. No, no, they traded for him.
01:05:09
dylankite
They traded for it. It was like two or three ones and obviously a guaranteed contract.
01:05:13
Jacob Contreras
It was a sign and trade.
01:05:14
William Whaley
Bro, Houston, Houston has been revit like yeah revitalized They had a, they, oh my God, tremendously.
01:05:16
Jacob Contreras
Fleece them. Yeah, at least.
01:05:19
dylankite
Yeah. It helped them so much.
01:05:22
William Whaley
Like, well they lost him and they had a few bad years with Smith, I think at their home.
01:05:23
Jacob Contreras
But.
01:05:27
William Whaley
Um, the coach, uh, lovey Smith or whatever. I think he was coaching or whatever. And then yeah I mean, yeah, then they, they got a, they got those trades and they got a few of those draft picks and, and now they're fucking cooking, dude.
01:05:38
Jacob Contreras
You know, Cleveland, you know what else pisses me off about them is that the Cowboys gave
01:05:41
dylankite
yeah
01:05:45
Jacob Contreras
a prime Cooper, a Mari Cooper to Cleveland for a six-round pick.
01:05:51
William Whaley
And then he traded.
01:05:51
Jacob Contreras
And then they got a third-round pick.
01:05:52
dylankite
I don't understand.
01:05:52
William Whaley
ah
01:05:53
Jacob Contreras
They got to yeah like they got more for him from the trade after the fact than the Cowboys.
01:05:59
William Whaley
I don't I don't I don't know why that I don't know why that pisses you off the pisses.
01:06:00
Jacob Contreras
I was like, God.
01:06:04
William Whaley
Why are you mad at the Browns for that?
01:06:05
Jacob Contreras
No, I'm out at the Cowboys.
01:06:06
William Whaley
Oh. OK, OK.
01:06:08
Jacob Contreras
I'm at it. This is just the second and third effect after the fact.
01:06:14
William Whaley
Yeah.
01:06:14
Jacob Contreras
They gave up a Mario. I was like, God, they're frustrating.
01:06:16
William Whaley
I. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 100%.
01:06:19
dylankite
And then he scores a touchdown with the Buffalo Bills in his first game, but he doesn't even know the offense.
01:06:23
Jacob Contreras
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
01:06:24
dylankite
That's fucking crazy.
01:06:24
William Whaley
Yeah.
01:06:24
Jacob Contreras
like He didn't even know the route.
01:06:27
dylankite
Yeah, yeah.
01:06:27
William Whaley
I'm just going to run. Um, no, but what I want to, uh, what I want to do get to is how did both of your teams do on Sunday?
01:06:28
Jacob Contreras
yeah
01:06:35
William Whaley
Um, kite.
01:06:37
dylankite
Well, my team got fucking railroaded.
01:06:39
William Whaley
No, both your teams both teams.
01:06:40
Jacob Contreras
Surprisingly, uh, it was a bye week and we still lost.
01:06:42
William Whaley
there
01:06:44
dylankite
Yeah.
01:06:45
Jacob Contreras
the
01:06:45
William Whaley
yeah
01:06:48
William Whaley
Yeah. The Cowboys, I don't know, man.
01:06:50
dylankite
They're a weird team, man. you know What are they running out for?
01:06:52
Jacob Contreras
did I didn't even, I didn't watch a single minute of football on Sunday, like live, you know, like I didn't watch any football Sunday and I was just like,
01:07:00
William Whaley
you You know you you you ain't gonna watch the oh Joey Joey B is probably I'll tell you what there are a lot of like I as much as I hate the ah the shitbirds the Ravens I I mean Lamar Jackson with the Derek Henry a fucking combination like I It's just it is fun football to watch but it's like almost unfair like who they play the Jets who who who they fucking play the Jets the other night like Fucking or no
01:07:26
dylankite
Yeah, yeah, no they play the Jets I want to say no No, I'm like fuck.
01:07:28
William Whaley
Who did they play yet? Was it just who did the Steelers play on Sunday night? I thought they played the Jets Buccaneers Buccaneers.
01:07:33
dylankite
Who was it? Yes dealers for the Jets, but Browns let him go
01:07:36
William Whaley
Yeah. Sorry. Yeah. We're the worst fucking podcast there No, they played them Yeah, right.
01:07:41
Jacob Contreras
Not a sports podcast.
01:07:42
William Whaley
They played the Buccaneers and I'm just watching it and like they kept it like the Buccaneers were rolling make it Baker Mayfield we're rolling they laugh they lost Mike Williams that they Yeah, well they were rolling for for a good like the a quarter and a half and they you know, then then you know yeah Ravens kind of got lucky got got a touchdown and then like flipped the script on them and all a sudden like second half boom like it just all fucking yeah, all it just was it was just an ass-whipping after that but that's what I'm saying like as much as I hate them and And so I'm like that is an exciting, you know
01:08:08
Jacob Contreras
Yeah, the wheels fell off.
01:08:21
William Whaley
quarterback to watch, ah more so honestly, just the offense. like i think he I think he is exciting in his own right, but he does miss a lot of like easy throws.
01:08:29
Jacob Contreras
but Until the playoffs and then it's fucking right by Oh, yeah, that's it Yeah, yeah, no
01:08:33
William Whaley
No, I'm 100% with you. like i think i think ah like Definitely is exciting in his own right, but I think just that offense right now with Derek Henry with the addition of Derek Henry ah it's It's just nuts.
01:08:45
William Whaley
It's it's crazy right now because is it's not a matter of like, you know, like if it's gonna have it's like win like
01:08:46
dylankite
It's nasty.
01:08:53
William Whaley
like like against us like we we literally should have won that game and Then and then the boss snap and then then the very next play he runs 50 yards like he didn't run ah He didn't have a ah big game the rest of it, but it when it matters.
01:09:06
William Whaley
He it just it fucking it's he's there Yeah,
01:09:07
Jacob Contreras
Yeah, that's why I hate watching them because I want to know what could have been had the Cowboys signed fucking Derek Henry.
01:09:13
William Whaley
yeah and you know what's wild is he just lives in Dallas in the summer and
01:09:14
dylankite
Yeah?
01:09:16
Jacob Contreras
And he wanted, yeah, he would have come to Dallas if we had put an offer up.
01:09:22
William Whaley
Yeah, I don't know man.
01:09:23
Jacob Contreras
Or, or we could have done the same thing. I mean, I really wouldn't have wanted to take one because obviously that boy can't stay healthy, but God damn, just a, he was, I think he, I think he was getting banged up a little bit though.
01:09:31
William Whaley
i thought I thought he was doing all right now, right?
01:09:34
dylankite
He's doing pretty subtle there.
01:09:36
William Whaley
All right, so no thought. Was he? Yeah, but yeah, like my whole point about that was like there's there's a few people that like that I would watch or that I watch and I'm not even like I i don't always like to watch like or I don't tend to watch teams that aren't mine.
01:09:52
William Whaley
like you know I could care care less so but like it's them and then like I would feel I feel like other people feel the same way about Joe Burrow like it's just fun and exciting because you never know what's gonna happen with that guy like he's gonna do a little slip here slip there and then all sudden you know run 40 yards like and and almost run 20 miles yeah or yeah or run 20 miles an hour like I didn't know that motherfucker run that fast
01:10:10
dylankite
or he throws a rope
01:10:19
William Whaley
Ava can runs a 40 yard, you know, to it wasn't pretty against the Giants, but he made it happen. I just think he's just one of those players that it's super exciting to watch. And um yeah, like, you know, I i definitely think they're up there then.
01:10:35
William Whaley
And then like, yeah, it's like, don't look now, man. You know, I'm going to call it the bang. The bangles going to go on a run here.
01:10:40
dylankite
okay
01:10:41
William Whaley
The bangles going to go on a run like they always do.
01:10:43
dylankite
and Yeah, yeah, you'll just beat the Giants and the Browns.
01:10:46
Jacob Contreras
Yeah,
01:10:47
dylankite
Let's temper expectations real quick.
01:10:49
Jacob Contreras
I thought that I thought the Vikings were definitely gonna see a fall off after cousins left and then Yeah
01:10:51
dylankite
but
01:10:51
William Whaley
i Mean, but but we were in every other game. We lost every other game by less than a touch now.
01:10:53
dylankite
You know who I thought was gonna be irrelevant? And they're actually pretty fucking good? The Vikings.
01:11:02
William Whaley
Oh Yeah, they're the second best team then I
01:11:03
Jacob Contreras
yeah i thought i thought the vikings were definitely going to see a falloff um after cousins left and then um
01:11:12
William Whaley
well they did they I thought they did
01:11:12
dylankite
Barely Sam Darnell can play.
01:11:13
Jacob Contreras
they been yeah
01:11:14
dylankite
Apparently he can.
01:11:14
Jacob Contreras
they've They've been, and they look good.
01:11:16
William Whaley
I mean, cause he was hurt. He was hurt. Yeah. No, he was hurt last year. Right. So the Vikings were right.
01:11:19
Jacob Contreras
Yeah, but injury is different from, you know, being without for sure.
01:11:21
William Whaley
Right. Right. No, I know. i know Yeah. Yeah. I don' know what you're saying, but no, like, I mean, no, I'm with you. Then all of a sudden they just popped in. It's like, Oh shit. And then dude, I just didn't realize the, the, the lines are for real.
01:11:33
William Whaley
I knew they were so I should take that back. I knew ah because what did I say all last year? They like, I was ah right. You know, riding with the lines all the time. And then like, I mean, they just kept it rolling.
01:11:44
William Whaley
Whether they five and one right now.
01:11:45
Jacob Contreras
I, yeah, they, they, they, I knew they were going to be a another, uh, have another solid year, especially like riding off of last year, but they didn't really lose any pieces.
01:11:51
William Whaley
But I mean, yeah.
01:11:55
Jacob Contreras
But, uh, I mean, they lost what Hutchinson in the game against Dallas.
01:11:55
William Whaley
well
01:12:00
Jacob Contreras
And then there were rumors about them trying to pick up, uh, you know, since Oakland's having a fire cell pickup Crosby.
01:12:00
William Whaley
yeah Yeah. Crosby, I want Crosby. I'm like, dude, we need to do something else.
01:12:09
Jacob Contreras
Yeah. Yeah.
01:12:10
William Whaley
We need to do something else.
01:12:10
dylankite
What the Lions did to the Cowboys was uncalled for.
01:12:15
William Whaley
Yeah.
01:12:15
dylankite
it's not cost ah She was nasty. Granted, they could probably do it to both of our teams too.
01:12:23
William Whaley
it Nah, nah, don't put me. Don't put me in there. Hey, my team's gonna score some points.
01:12:28
dylankite
I don't know, Ed.
01:12:29
William Whaley
My team's gonna score some points, brother.
01:12:30
dylankite
The Lions were running out offensive tackles to run routes. That was uncalled for.
01:12:35
Jacob Contreras
did that That was so spiteful.
01:12:35
William Whaley
It was...
01:12:36
Jacob Contreras
That was so spiteful to last year.
01:12:37
William Whaley
they was Yeah.
01:12:38
dylankite
They could have taken some knees. They could have taken some knees.
01:12:40
William Whaley
It was...
01:12:41
dylankite
a
01:12:42
William Whaley
It was embarrassing, bro. I'm not gonna lie to you, dude. That was like a college football score.
01:12:47
dylankite
Yeah.
01:12:47
Jacob Contreras
I didn't watch it after halftime.
01:12:47
dylankite
Yeah, if I'm that coach and I meet him in the middle of the field, like, we're throwing hands or something.
01:12:48
Jacob Contreras
I don't know what happened.
01:12:51
Jacob Contreras
the
01:12:55
William Whaley
yeah
01:12:56
dylankite
like
01:12:58
Jacob Contreras
But see, that's the problem is like they didn't even want to throw hands.
01:12:58
William Whaley
You're not gonna throw hands with a gamble though, you know, I'm gonna throw here Yeah
01:13:00
Jacob Contreras
yeah No, didn't Campbell come over?
Coaching Changes and Future Speculations
01:13:03
Jacob Contreras
I fully believe that Mike McCarthy will not have a job. And if the rumors are correct, we'll probably steal one of the Lions ah coordinators.
01:13:14
dylankite
Yeah, he tried to go back in there. But you have to think in some scenarios, yeah, he's a Super Bowl winning coach. But was it the quarterback or was it the coach? I don't know.
01:13:14
William Whaley
Where's where's oh What's what's old what's old bill bill check gonna go
01:13:25
Jacob Contreras
Well, no. i i really They should have got rid of McCarthy already. Um, and really if, if that was, if that, they wouldn't have let, um, fucking what's his name walked to Washington.
01:13:41
dylankite
You talking about Dan Quinn?
01:13:42
Jacob Contreras
Yeah. Dan Quinn wanted to be a head coach. So, and I don't know if I would have been like, Hey, Dan Quinn, take over as head coach, you know, the Cowboys. Cause I think, I don't know if that was a better fit, but.
01:13:53
dylankite
Dan Quinn I think is a solid coach as long as he's Because he brings a lot of energy to the game his problem in Atlanta He did bring us through several grateful for that.
01:14:06
dylankite
I don't think he can really evaluate talent I don't think he can draft the right players. So as long as you have a good GM, I think he's a fucking solid coach Yeah, so yeah
01:14:13
Jacob Contreras
Which we don't, we have Jerry. That's what I'm saying. That would, that wouldn't have been the right recipe, but like, if you did bring in somebody like Belichick, it's difficult because yeah, that's one of that, is it the quarterback or the coach things and you know, Belichick would want to be the GM. That's the other thing.
01:14:32
dylankite
Yeah, that's apparently why Atlanta didn't hire him is because he wanted the whole keys to the castle. He was GM. He's a coach.
01:14:39
Jacob Contreras
which I think he's earned. So if you're going to hire him, but again, the franchise has the right to say, like, nah, dog.
01:14:41
dylankite
Yeah. Yeah. I mean, yeah, I think so too.
01:14:45
dylankite
Yeah. Yeah. I don't, I don't see Jerry giving up that much control.
01:14:49
Jacob Contreras
No, but there then we, if we could get a young guy, like, honestly, I was ah telling somebody, it was like, you know, maybe Sean McVay is run his course in LA or, or, uh, yeah, or
01:14:49
dylankite
So I thought that too.
01:15:00
dylankite
It could be, could be.
01:15:01
William Whaley
Why would I, would I was, I thought he was just kind of done coaching after, after this next year, he's been wanting to move on.
01:15:07
dylankite
Who, Sean?
01:15:09
William Whaley
Yeah. Sean Maveni, the young guy.
01:15:11
Jacob Contreras
Yeah, yeah, he he's talked about it.
01:15:11
William Whaley
Yeah. He wants, he, he, he's been, he's been talking like, just to like have family time. You haven't heard this.
01:15:19
Jacob Contreras
Yeah, no, I've heard it, but that, you know, ah he had, he had talked about it a few years ago.
01:15:20
dylankite
Yeah, I don't really follow other coaches that closely, but it makes sense.
01:15:24
William Whaley
Yeah. He said that he had even talked to him about it after the super bowl. Like after they beat the, the bangles.
01:15:29
Jacob Contreras
Yeah, yeah, that him and Aaron Donald, there was a chance that they didn't come back.
01:15:34
William Whaley
Yeah. And yeah, so he obviously decided to ah continue on, but yeah, no, that's like very much a thing.
01:15:41
dylankite
Mm.
01:15:42
Jacob Contreras
I don't know.
01:15:42
William Whaley
Yeah, but yeah, and I'm just, I'm just curious cause you know, Belichick's going to be, he's going to land somewhere.
01:15:43
Jacob Contreras
It would be interesting. ill We'll see.
01:15:50
William Whaley
Right. I think, I mean, I don't think he's done right.
01:15:52
Jacob Contreras
I don't think he's done.
01:15:55
William Whaley
So i' um it'd be interesting to see. um I just don't know. I just don't know who I thought maybe the Jets would bring him in. um But after.
01:16:06
Jacob Contreras
No, again, I think, see, because I think franchises like the Jets, the Falcons, ah the Cowboys, they have strong ownership personalities.
01:16:06
William Whaley
after
01:16:16
Jacob Contreras
So I don't know if they're willing to kind of give up that kind of control.
01:16:16
William Whaley
ah Yeah.
01:16:20
Jacob Contreras
um Yeah, I don't know.
01:16:25
William Whaley
Yeah, I could, yeah. I mean, you're you're probably right, but fuck, I don't know. I don't, you know, fuck them.
01:16:33
Jacob Contreras
Yeah, I guess if I was a billionaire in charge of a fucking team.
01:16:33
dylankite
Yeah, feel like I Was gonna say college coaches have an order but I could see NFL coaches having pretty hard to I don't know I'm
01:16:34
William Whaley
They're not the yeah. They're not the bangles, so fuck them.
01:16:56
William Whaley
I'm not a coach Yeah Yeah Yep Very soon Yeah, shit.
01:16:59
dylankite
just thinking like the dynamics of like college you have to fucking recruit motherfuckers NFL, you have to deal with motherfuckers that are richer than you in some scenarios. So I don't know.
01:17:08
Jacob Contreras
Hey, and some of these colleges are going to have to deal with kids that are richer than them too soon.
01:17:13
dylankite
Yeah. Yeah.
01:17:17
William Whaley
Fuck
Podcast Future Plans and Improvements
01:17:18
William Whaley
it. Um, but I think it's been a pretty solid pod I mean first time back kind of knocking the rust off um Yeah, we're going to try to make this thing happen more frequently these days.
01:17:29
William Whaley
Um, everybody's kind of settled in now. Hopefully, um, Elon can unfuck himself and, you know, Contra can get better internet. So you can see his dumb little face.
01:17:41
William Whaley
Um, but yeah, man. Uh, yeah, yeah, it's been a little solid thing.
01:17:44
Jacob Contreras
No promises.
01:17:47
William Whaley
You know, we're going to try to make this happen more frequently. We're going to get back on the track and, uh, Keep the train rolling. um Hope you enjoyed. um Until next time, know what I'm talking about.