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Hawk Tuah
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The boys are finally back. We discuss Fathers Day, Hawk Tuah, Russian Subs (not those subs), among other things. Listen up and laugh.
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Podcasting Challenges and Humor
00:00:13
William Whaley
Woo, it's been like 50 days, man. Now, we are the worst podcast host ever. um But i I mean, I will say it does kind of warm warm my my you know black little heart when people are coming to say, hey, we need to put another one out. I mean, granted, it was like three people. But hey, it still feels good. It still feels good.
00:00:33
Jacob Contreras
Yeah, for for the tens of fans.
00:00:33
dylankite
Those are the only people that spoke up though.
00:00:35
Jacob Contreras
Yeah, for the tens of fans.
00:00:36
William Whaley
Yeah.
00:00:36
dylankite
There could be thousands that just don't have the courage to speak up.
00:00:38
William Whaley
Yeah. yeah yeah
00:00:40
Jacob Contreras
You know what I realized by by coming back and not seeing like episodes being put out consistently? I'm the glue guy. I might not be the funny guy.
00:00:48
dylankite
Yeah,
00:00:49
Jacob Contreras
I might not be the producer, but I'm the glue guy.
00:00:52
dylankite
yeah you are the glue guy. And I think it's because when you're not here and me and Will are just talking, it goes so far off the rails. That is just, you can't post um it.
00:01:02
Jacob Contreras
Oh, no, yeah, we knew that we knew that long ago, like there's there's no I was like, if you two want to be members of society, there has to be a third to keep you guys on track.
00:01:03
dylankite
is Me and recorded.
00:01:04
William Whaley
You can't bust it Yeah,
00:01:10
dylankite
Yeah.
00:01:12
William Whaley
yeah it's like You
00:01:13
dylankite
We recorded one hour and a half, almost two hours. Can't post it. Five minutes in, it was fucking off the fucking rails.
00:01:17
William Whaley
can't
00:01:21
Jacob Contreras
ah really
00:01:23
William Whaley
I mean we can post it, but yeah That's
00:01:26
Jacob Contreras
I 100% believe it. like I mean, yes, you can post it, but I don't know if you want the ramifications that come with that being out in the wild.
00:01:34
dylankite
We need to make a pact like whoever's like the last man standing when the other two have kicked the bucket and you feel like you're on your way out, go ahead and just post it.
00:01:42
Jacob Contreras
publish the black tapes or whatever yeah
00:01:45
dylankite
andy nein
00:01:46
William Whaley
That's that's definitely got to be uh, the the james foins foins episode.
00:01:48
dylankite
We should put that in our will.
00:01:52
William Whaley
Shit. There's a couple episodes that And
00:01:54
dylankite
Like here's a pile of episodes. We want this posted when all three of us are dead.
Niche Humor and Community
00:02:00
William Whaley
honestly like cut in retrospect like They're just funny episodes and you know, we're just not all we're not at that I mean, yeah, there were some risque topics if you will but we're just not on that level one and then two I mean, people just don't get, I mean, maybe when we build up our humor and people are like, oh, these guys are just fucking around. Like maybe, maybe then we post it.
00:02:22
dylankite
Yeah, or we get a for this one.
00:02:22
Jacob Contreras
Yeah, I know there's a couple of there's a few of those episodes where not only myself but other people double down like, yeah, I fucking said it and I meant it.
00:02:30
Jacob Contreras
So, so the humor thing goes out of the window on that. so
00:02:30
dylankite
Yeah.
00:02:35
William Whaley
Because you said that.
00:02:36
Jacob Contreras
Oh, no, I know 100%. There's a there's an episode out there where I was like, yeah, I said it and I meant it.
00:02:42
dylankite
yeah
00:02:43
William Whaley
Yeah. Yeah. if youre Yeah. the You were saved by the grace of my shitty internet down in North Carolina. Cause that was, that was another one.
00:02:50
Jacob Contreras
Not yet.
00:02:51
Jacob Contreras
yeah
00:02:52
William Whaley
Like, Oh my God here.
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William Whaley
Like fuck.
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dylankite
Yeah.
00:02:54
William Whaley
I was like, just thinking about like some of the, some of the, our most, you know, I would say not best, but like some potential like bangers of episodes just gone to the wayside either due to technical issues or, you know, ah you know, just, yeah, yeah.
00:03:04
dylankite
Yeah.
00:03:08
dylankite
An act of God, honestly. to say and We got you on this one, big dog.
00:03:10
William Whaley
Yeah, internet goes out something.
00:03:14
Jacob Contreras
Yeah, the that's how I know there's a higher power looking out for us or something like maybe we were destined to be normal functioning members of society, but like we keep tripping ourselves up.
00:03:15
William Whaley
Yeah.
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dylankite
Yeah.
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William Whaley
yeah
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dylankite
yeah
00:03:24
William Whaley
yeah
00:03:24
dylankite
Hey, but when, when we got nothing left to lose, y'all be ready.
00:03:26
William Whaley
Yup.
00:03:27
Jacob Contreras
well
00:03:28
dylankite
we cop it
00:03:28
Jacob Contreras
i
00:03:29
William Whaley
Coming to highlight it.
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Jacob Contreras
Yeah, if I come in to fuck you money, I'm like live streaming my group chats and everything. I was like, I don't even care no more.
00:03:36
dylankite
oh Yeah.
00:03:40
Jacob Contreras
And like all the stuff I send kite on IG and everything like is it's so weird.
00:03:41
William Whaley
yeah
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William Whaley
live streaming group chat. No balls.
00:03:45
dylankite
yeah
00:03:47
Jacob Contreras
Like my my algorithm is just geared towards other people stuff I send them. So I send Kite and Will a bunch of stuff, you know, and it's, it's pretty niche humor. Uh, racist.
00:04:01
William Whaley
but he like He doesn't find it funny though.
00:04:02
dylankite
yeah
00:04:03
William Whaley
you ever He's over here trying to pass the buck.
00:04:05
Jacob Contreras
i'm laughing that I laugh at it, but I'm like, you know who would love this?
00:04:06
William Whaley
You don't laugh.
00:04:10
dylankite
yeah
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Jacob Contreras
type.
00:04:13
Jacob Contreras
And then, and then I have I have another buddy who like, and he's he does Uber driving and stuff like that. And he'll he'll go he for some reason he always goes to eat at Costco. And whenever he eats a fucking hot dog, he sends it to the group chat. So it's any always has some, some funny ass like ah hashtag with it.
00:04:32
William Whaley
Ha
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Jacob Contreras
So now I start looking for glizzy humor on IG and i I found it.
00:04:37
William Whaley
ha ha.
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dylankite
Oh no!
00:04:39
Jacob Contreras
I found a page it's called wieners and losers. And it is hilarious. Like, I mean, it's so niche and it's so specific.
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William Whaley
and
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Jacob Contreras
And I was like, and
Military Life and Anecdotes
00:04:50
Jacob Contreras
it just works. I send the stuff to him. I'm like, I'm just forwarding stuff to him now.
00:04:54
Jacob Contreras
and but it's such And I was like, I don't know how I got here, but I'm not mad at it.
00:04:54
dylankite
Yeah.
00:04:58
William Whaley
Yeah.
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dylankite
At what point did it become such a high demand that someone's like, we need to make a page for this?
00:05:02
William Whaley
it's
00:05:02
Jacob Contreras
Dude, but that's what I'm saying. I was like, clearly, I'm not the only one. There are others out there.
00:05:02
dylankite
yeah
00:05:06
William Whaley
Oh, there is.
00:05:07
dylankite
Yeah.
00:05:07
Jacob Contreras
I have found a community.
00:05:07
William Whaley
I mean, the the whole, the the whole glizzy humor like crossed over to like golf, like the golfing page.
00:05:07
dylankite
Yeah.
00:05:14
William Whaley
Cause like, yeah obviously I like the golf now I'm gotten older.
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Jacob Contreras
Yeah.
00:05:17
William Whaley
So it's, you know, you know, you get those, there's like three things that you can, you know, your, your central hobby that yeah everything rolls around.
00:05:22
Jacob Contreras
Hey, you have three hobbies. but
00:05:26
William Whaley
That's like you, you barbecue, I golf and kite jerks off.
00:05:29
dylankite
ye Yeah, it's it's it's ah it's golf, smoking meats, and World War II.
00:05:30
William Whaley
So like, is
00:05:35
dylankite
And that's all you can do.
00:05:35
William Whaley
What was it?
00:05:37
dylankite
yeah That's your three choices.
00:05:38
William Whaley
That's it.
00:05:38
Jacob Contreras
No, it's either World War II, it's the Roman Empire.
00:05:39
William Whaley
That's it.
00:05:41
Jacob Contreras
Like, it's one of those two, yeah, you know, like...
00:05:42
William Whaley
Yeah.
00:05:42
dylankite
Oh, yeah that yeah.
00:05:42
William Whaley
Oh, yeah.
00:05:43
William Whaley
Yeah, a nice little trebuchet there.
00:05:43
dylankite
Yeah.
00:05:45
Jacob Contreras
Yeah.
00:05:46
dylankite
Yeah.
00:05:48
William Whaley
No, um and I'm with you, though. like the the I remember when the glizzy humor really kicked off a few years ago. And then it was like the guy, like they were riding around in a hot, like on golf carts, like throwing hot dogs, trying to catch them in each other's mouth. like It's yeah, I mean it's it's a thing.
00:06:05
Jacob Contreras
Yeah.
00:06:06
William Whaley
Yeah, it doesn't surprise me that there's one good, but I do love that wieners and losers though.
00:06:07
Jacob Contreras
yeah
00:06:08
dylankite
Yeah.
00:06:10
Jacob Contreras
Not like yeah, we win underscore and losers.
00:06:13
William Whaley
That's so good.
00:06:14
Jacob Contreras
So if you if you're out there give them a give them a follow I you're definitely gonna see my name on some likes.
00:06:18
dylankite
yeah
00:06:20
William Whaley
a oh Yeah, I mean why we're on the subject.
00:06:20
Jacob Contreras
So don't worry about that good and's so it's It's questionable, but that's fine You
00:06:20
dylankite
Yeah.
00:06:25
dylankite
I'm pulling it up right now.
00:06:29
dylankite
Become a member of this esteemed community.
00:06:31
William Whaley
Yeah, while we're on the subject, man, I heard Kai eats them for the the shape. but so
00:06:36
Jacob Contreras
Yeah, I know.
00:06:36
dylankite
Oh, yeah.
00:06:37
William Whaley
kind of
00:06:37
Jacob Contreras
What is it? It's glizzies and bananas. He enjoys the shape more than the taste.
00:06:40
William Whaley
they
00:06:40
dylankite
It's good for morale. Yeah.
00:06:42
Jacob Contreras
ah yeah yeah
00:06:42
dylankite
Now I do have a, uh, I do have a subordinate and he eats no shit, three slim gyms every day. And he gets the juicy ones, like the fucking jumbos. And when he eats them, he puts two hands.
00:06:51
Jacob Contreras
Why are you double-fisting those things?
00:06:52
William Whaley
Yeah.
00:06:53
Jacob Contreras
Like what is going on over there?
00:06:54
dylankite
That's how he eats them. He'll put two hands and he'll just bite on it like that.
00:06:56
William Whaley
Yeah.
00:06:56
Jacob Contreras
but
00:06:58
William Whaley
Yeah.
00:06:58
dylankite
And I'm like, dude.
00:06:58
William Whaley
Yeah. I don't think everybody saw that. Can you, can you please, uh, demonstrate that again?
00:07:02
Jacob Contreras
Yeah, demonstrate one more time.
00:07:04
dylankite
Yeah.
00:07:04
Jacob Contreras
I really want to get a good better look at this.
00:07:04
dylankite
It was a little double fist, you know, a little Indian burn, if you will.
00:07:04
William Whaley
The, the, the yeah, the Indian, the Indian bird. I said, I said, kat you'd never been, you never got the old Indian bird. He goes, well, what's that? I said, you know, when they did they do the pepper grinder.
00:07:21
William Whaley
you don't know what you're missing brother.
00:07:21
dylankite
It's a mozzarella over at Olive Garden, just...
00:07:23
Jacob Contreras
yes Yeah, this is a fresh crack cover.
00:07:26
William Whaley
I said I said only you'll know. You'll know.
00:07:28
dylankite
You'll know when it's happening.
00:07:28
Jacob Contreras
ah
00:07:30
William Whaley
yeah
00:07:32
Jacob Contreras
but
00:07:34
William Whaley
It'll be a surprise. but There you go.
00:07:37
Jacob Contreras
yeah Give him a little tip on the hat, right?
00:07:40
William Whaley
Ah, thank you.
00:07:42
dylankite
We're good here, bud.
00:07:42
Jacob Contreras
no no
00:07:42
William Whaley
Ah, shit.
00:07:43
Jacob Contreras
but but
00:07:44
William Whaley
I didn't, I didn't get all the, ah, shit.
00:07:44
dylankite
You could stop.
00:07:46
Jacob Contreras
but
00:07:48
William Whaley
yeah You know, happy Juneteenth, everybody.
00:07:52
Jacob Contreras
Yeah, happy June team.
00:07:53
William Whaley
but It is.
00:07:54
Jacob Contreras
This is actually Kai's favorite holiday.
00:07:55
dylankite
Ooh. Yeah, I love it. You know, day off in the middle of the week, what could be better than that?
00:08:00
Jacob Contreras
I heard some, uh, I heard some questionable jokes out there that were like, of course, uh, you know, about it being a day off in the middle of the week. I was like, Hey, I'm not going to be mad at a Wednesday off, even though I'm on leave, I'm on like 30 days of leave. So it doesn't matter. It's free days for me anyway. But I was just like, of course they get the holiday in the middle of the week. Hmm.
00:08:01
William Whaley
It's not terrible.
00:08:20
Jacob Contreras
Hmm.
00:08:20
William Whaley
here
00:08:20
dylankite
That is fucked up, man.
00:08:24
dylankite
Because we already get, at least in my line of work, we already get so many. They convert four days into three days, which is stupid. But yeah, it'd been better if it was a Monday or Friday.
00:08:34
William Whaley
Yeah. Well, yeah, what are you talking? So what are you talking about? You only get three days instead of four days?
00:08:38
Jacob Contreras
Y'all, yeah, y'all don't, y'all don't get the hole.
00:08:39
William Whaley
Is that what you mean?
00:08:41
dylankite
Yeah, we only get three days instead of four days. um Yeah, I mean, it's easy.
00:08:44
Jacob Contreras
It's hard to feel sorry for you when you chose the line of work.
00:08:46
William Whaley
Yeah, you're an idiot.
00:08:48
Jacob Contreras
You, you knew going into it too, because you had been doing the job.
00:08:49
dylankite
oh
00:08:49
William Whaley
yeah
00:08:51
Jacob Contreras
It wasn't like, Hey, I'm a mechanic out here somewhere. I'm going to go be a recruiter. No, you were recruiting.
00:08:56
dylankite
Yeah.
00:08:57
Jacob Contreras
So you knew the deal and then you're like, I want to do this for 10 more years.
00:09:01
William Whaley
Yeah.
00:09:01
dylankite
Yeah. Fuck it, dude. Yeah. And that I did that after they took away the $46,000 bonus, so I didn't get shit.
00:09:03
William Whaley
but You didn't get the bonus.
00:09:10
dylankite
Didn't get the 46 K.
00:09:12
William Whaley
What a fucking moron.
00:09:15
dylankite
I got it's coming back out now.
00:09:15
Jacob Contreras
Wow. Well, it's still a little late for that, huh?
00:09:19
dylankite
um Yeah, it's gone.
00:09:23
Jacob Contreras
You should do a 4187 to get your primary MOS back, like switch your primary and secondary.
00:09:23
William Whaley
Yeah.
00:09:28
dylankite
I'm going to come back.
00:09:29
Jacob Contreras
And then when it comes back, yeah.
00:09:30
William Whaley
Yeah. Yeah, you gotta find out somebody that yeah, could could swing that.
00:09:31
dylankite
That would be dope.
00:09:34
Jacob Contreras
and like
00:09:38
dylankite
No, it's not happening. It's gone. That money's gone.
00:09:41
William Whaley
Down forever, Aaron Hernandez.
00:09:45
Jacob Contreras
Damn shame. You hate to see, actually I love to see it. You're misery.
00:09:48
William Whaley
its
00:09:49
dylankite
That poor guy.
00:09:52
Jacob Contreras
That, and I got no bonuses for the army. So I don't, ah anybody who's like, Oh, I get bonuses. I'm like, fuck you. I hope you waste it.
00:09:59
dylankite
Yeah.
00:09:59
William Whaley
Wait, you don't get any bonuses now? Because you're...
00:10:02
Jacob Contreras
Well, I never got any, you know, I got like three grand for joining and then I never got any bonuses because we're over strength. We're combining with MOSs. And then, you know, now, yeah, I didn't get, my bonus is being in the army.
00:10:11
William Whaley
Wow, that that sucks. I legit got a bonus every time I re-enlist it.
00:10:15
dylankite
Yeah.
00:10:17
Jacob Contreras
Yeah, I know. I'm well aware. And there's a bunch of other people
00:10:19
William Whaley
Maybe maybe
Military Careers and Leadership
00:10:20
Jacob Contreras
that did too.
00:10:20
William Whaley
yeah maybe you picked the wrong, picked the wrong on the list, dude.
00:10:21
Jacob Contreras
the The one year I could have gotten a bonus. No, yeah, really. the The one year I could have gotten a bonus. I waited until like at the time it was you could re-enlist 90 days prior to your ETS date. I re-enlisted 92 days prior to my re or to my ETS date. So I like took it as far as I could take it. And 45 days later, Trump announced to extend for one year, you get 10 grand.
00:10:45
William Whaley
Oh, yeah.
00:10:46
Jacob Contreras
And I was like, you motherfucker.
00:10:46
William Whaley
I got that too. I yeah got that too.
00:10:48
Jacob Contreras
Like, <unk>s like
00:10:51
William Whaley
I said, oh, yeah.
00:10:52
Jacob Contreras
you sons of bitches. And then, and with that move, they had also been like, Hey, you can now re-enlist all the way up until the day before your ETS.
00:11:02
Jacob Contreras
I was like, had I just committed to getting out, I would have been like, Oh, I can change my mind now.
00:11:03
William Whaley
yeah Yep, See it?
00:11:07
dylankite
yeah ah Yeah.
00:11:08
Jacob Contreras
But no.
00:11:09
William Whaley
no Yeah, no, I got that and it was pretty sweet because I was already going to say and then they're like, Hey, did you know?
00:11:13
Jacob Contreras
Yeah, so did Roundtree.
00:11:15
William Whaley
Yeah. They're like, Hey, did you know if you just do a year, you get 10?
00:11:15
Jacob Contreras
yeah Sign me up, bud.
00:11:18
William Whaley
I was like, Oh yeah. Fucking sign me up.
00:11:21
dylankite
Too easy.
00:11:22
William Whaley
It's easy.
00:11:22
Jacob Contreras
and
00:11:23
William Whaley
I say less fam. ah so
00:11:25
Jacob Contreras
yeah
00:11:26
dylankite
I would have done it for free.
00:11:27
William Whaley
it free
00:11:28
Jacob Contreras
I literally did it for free.
00:11:28
William Whaley
i I would have thought, yeah.
00:11:32
Jacob Contreras
but yeah ye Thank you.
00:11:33
William Whaley
Look at you now. Oh, Warren Officer 1 over here. Or is it 0?
00:11:37
dylankite
Yeah.
00:11:38
William Whaley
Is it 0 or 0? I don't know how that works.
00:11:39
dylankite
Congratulations.
00:11:40
William Whaley
Yay.
00:11:42
Jacob Contreras
It was a fun school.
00:11:44
Jacob Contreras
You know, I actually, and like, I do want to talk about it a little bit. Like, so it's funny because, you know, in certain schools, like I, I went, I've been through like four PME or leadership schools with the military. Um, so BLC, ALC, SLC, and then now, um, locks.
00:11:44
William Whaley
What was it?
00:12:02
William Whaley
Walks Clam
00:12:02
Jacob Contreras
So going through them, like I look back at them now as like some people buy into what they're teaching, you know, like it, it, It kind of like, oh, the leadership aspect or whatever. And I was like, the only one I had ever bought into, and I think maybe it depends on instructors and stuff like that was BLC. I was like, that was your first taste of being around. Like everybody, you know, like all, all MOS is in a classroom and just, you know, seeing who's who like.
00:12:26
dylankite
Thank
00:12:31
Jacob Contreras
And you know you realize, man, there's some MLSS that fit the stereotype because they're dumb as shit. And then there's like, oh man, some dudes who are like surprisingly smart.
00:12:36
dylankite
you.
00:12:39
Jacob Contreras
um So BLC was a really good one. And that's like your introduction and it covers like doctrine and everything, you know? ALC and SLC, I got nothing. No job stuff, no leadership stuff, but I had horrible SGLs, um you know guys who cared more about them getting out than teaching students. But I'll tell you at walks, like I did kind of buy into the academics portion. I was like, man, there's a lot of good stuff here because they teach you like strategy, doctrine, history, and something else. That's their like tenants of their course. I was like, it was pretty interesting. I bought into it and I was like,
00:13:15
Jacob Contreras
I went and like, dude, they were harping on like, you you're, you're going to read, you're going to be, you're going to be a reader, you know, like the reading lists and stuff like that. That shit's real for you guys. And I was like, Oh, this is interesting. And at Barnes and Noble, I was just like, who am I? I bought a leadership book. Like, why?
00:13:31
William Whaley
Yeah, they're buying the ass fabric dummies again
00:13:31
Jacob Contreras
I was like, no. but have and ah So i had bought book I had bought a book, like I know you guys know it, it's called Leaders Eat Last. that I had bought that one years ago and I read through it and I was like, oh, that's pretty good. And then I went and bought another book by that same guy, like something about your reason why. I forget what it it's called, but I was like, Man, I must, I didn't realize how much I had bought into the course until I bought that, but I was like, damn, like, who am I?
00:13:56
William Whaley
yeah
00:13:58
Jacob Contreras
What's happening right now? Like something, I'm not saying I changed, but a little change, you know, like a little, like, oh, I, instead of going straight, I'm just a little bit this way. Now I'm like looking at something different. I was like, yeah, it was weird.
00:14:12
Jacob Contreras
That was a weird self-realization moment.
00:14:12
William Whaley
yeah
00:14:13
dylankite
Yeah.
00:14:14
William Whaley
Yeah And then all of a sudden it's just like You get to your next unit. You don't show up to formation your hires out of rags And you think you just do what the fuck you want?
00:14:22
Jacob Contreras
Oh, dude, they they they were, it's so funny, they they were harping on that. They were like, those, the days of those warrants are over. You know, like, you got to be the guy who's leading, like, and visible and, you know, ah shows up. And I was just like, I guess, but like, I would do that anyway, but it's going to be like more like a, Hey, I'm here, but I'm not doing what you're telling me to do.
00:14:39
William Whaley
fuck
00:14:41
dylankite
yeah Right.
00:14:43
William Whaley
Hey, no, no, no, no, no. Back up.
00:14:50
William Whaley
Yeah.
00:14:51
Jacob Contreras
Or, you know, so I was like, I'll figure it out when I get there. Like right now I'm still at my current unit. So it is a little weird. Everybody asks you, do you feel different? I'm like, not really. You know, like, I guess people salute me out in the parking lot now.
00:15:07
dylankite
Yeah.
00:15:07
Jacob Contreras
Yeah. Like that's about the only change. Everybody else sees me as, you know, I still like more sense.
00:15:10
William Whaley
Hey, can I get that soundboard, please? Can I get that soundboard, please?
00:15:14
dylankite
Which one are we going for? I never know.
00:15:16
William Whaley
Come on.
00:15:16
Jacob Contreras
You know what?
00:15:17
William Whaley
just you know You know the one.
00:15:17
Jacob Contreras
ah you know yeah if yeah If you don't know already, then it's too late.
00:15:18
dylankite
Here.
00:15:21
William Whaley
He sucks. He sucks. OK, about him being saluted in the parking lot. There it is.
00:15:28
Jacob Contreras
and There we go.
00:15:29
William Whaley
There it is.
00:15:29
Jacob Contreras
See you later. Yeah.
00:15:31
William Whaley
Oh, damn.
00:15:31
dylankite
The first one was for him.
00:15:32
Jacob Contreras
Look, man, these at least have been a dumb as shit.
00:15:33
dylankite
You know, when it gets slitted.
00:15:35
William Whaley
Yeah, when he gets saluted, yeah, I'm going to come. I can see that, but yeah.
00:15:41
dylankite
I didn't get shit from any of my courses. like nothing really no
00:15:46
William Whaley
Well, when you chat GBT all your fucking assignments like Control f baby
00:15:50
dylankite
I did that for I did not do that for college and I definitely didn't do it for that shit because it's 99% open book so it's whatever
00:15:50
Jacob Contreras
You know, that wasn't a thing.
00:16:03
Jacob Contreras
there There was one test that was open butot for us. And I 100% would have failed it if it was not, because I can control F the fuck out of some PDF files. but what
00:16:15
dylankite
I think they know. they They know, with a lot of these courses, especially ones that involve other and MOSs, they know.
00:16:16
Jacob Contreras
Yeah.
00:16:23
dylankite
People have to pass this course. go
00:16:26
Jacob Contreras
You know, it was funny. Yeah, because they were talking about that. I was like, ah our our course was primarily MI and signal. And they were like, this is the high, the highest GPA we've had since we've instituted whatever. So like, they've gone through a whole year of cycles. And they were like, this is the highest GPA. And I was like, kind of saw that one coming in with the GT scores, you know, like I was like, I'm not saying we're all smart, but we're probably ah average smarter, you know, like, like in the shows in the GPA.
00:16:49
William Whaley
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely.
00:16:54
dylankite
Yeah.
00:16:56
dylankite
It's kind of funny, uh, cause yeah, I'm leaving out of here soon cause I got my new orders to Tennessee. Um, I don't even know if I, did I tell you all that?
00:17:05
Jacob Contreras
Yeah, no, I'm aware you're going to Tennessee.
00:17:06
William Whaley
Yeah, yeah.
00:17:07
dylankite
Yeah. i told you Yeah.
00:17:08
William Whaley
But you were saying, you were saying, yeah, you were saying it's an outside of Nashville.
00:17:08
dylankite
And I told the dude that.
00:17:09
Jacob Contreras
I didn't know when I didn't know when.
00:17:14
dylankite
Yeah. So it's like 45 minutes outside of Nashville.
00:17:16
William Whaley
Yeah.
00:17:17
dylankite
So it's right in between like Nashville and Knoxville. Anyways, the guy that's taken over from me, like,
00:17:25
dylankite
Phenomenal guy, not very book smart. I have a folder that has like 50 NCOERs I've written in it. And I was like, brother, just copy all this because I know you can't write for shit. ah just yeah He goes, I'll just call you. I said, I'll block your fucking number, man.
00:17:42
Jacob Contreras
as i low grant i just a hundred percent and that's why It's funny I told everybody else I was like hey if any operators if you know like the day after I leave Your numbers already gone i ah It's fucking god.
00:17:42
dylankite
but Yeah.
00:17:42
William Whaley
well
00:17:45
dylankite
yeah
00:17:54
dylankite
Yeah. I think it was like, it was like two or three weeks coming back from either Kuwait or Korea.
00:17:56
Jacob Contreras
Don't call me
00:18:01
dylankite
I think it was Kuwait and we were getting phone calls from those people and they were like, how do you do?
00:18:02
William Whaley
Oh my god, yeah.
00:18:06
dylankite
I'm like, man, I think Will told them you're over there now. I cannot like can't troubleshoot from North Carolina, man.
00:18:11
William Whaley
No, I, I told the, yeah, I told the, you know, I told him I, the reason, and I, I, and the reason I, I blew up on him was that one dude who like decided he wasn't going to be a part of the handover, even though he had been working with us.
00:18:24
Jacob Contreras
Oh yeah, didn't listen, didn't care.
00:18:25
William Whaley
Yeah. Like, like the whole time he'd been with us and.
00:18:25
Jacob Contreras
Yeah.
00:18:30
William Whaley
And they I was like, well, you'll have continuity with that guy. Like we tried to do a, ah you know, a best kind of rip. We could, but, but for whatever reason, we weren't on the ground at very long with the other team at all.
00:18:40
dylankite
That's the way it it always is. You never have like the time you need.
00:18:41
William Whaley
oh Yeah.
00:18:42
Jacob Contreras
No, it's either you get too little or you get way too much.
00:18:43
William Whaley
No.
00:18:46
William Whaley
Yeah.
00:18:46
dylankite
Yeah.
00:18:46
Jacob Contreras
Like there's no in between.
00:18:46
William Whaley
And yeah.
00:18:47
Jacob Contreras
There's no perfect handoff.
00:18:49
William Whaley
And then why just remember that dude? I can't remember his name, but I can remember what he looks like. like And he kept calling us and I'm like, and I'm like, bro, I said, I'm not helping. and I told him like the first time he called me, I said, I'm not helping you. I was like, and the reason I'm not helping you is because you had an opportunity to feel like we tried to show you and you, you basically shook your head. No, you didn't want to do it. And since you were, yeah, I said yeah i was like, since we were both sergeants at the time, like you,
00:19:10
Jacob Contreras
Yeah, you blew them on, or they blew you.
00:19:17
William Whaley
Thought you knew better like and then yeah, so he kept calling gord wasn't it Gordon and I think I don't remember any Yeah, I was like, yeah, he kept calling.
00:19:22
dylankite
Yeah, that sounds right.
00:19:24
William Whaley
I'm like, bro. I just I just like deleted his number and blocked it That's it.
00:19:28
Jacob Contreras
Yeah, I respect it.
00:19:29
William Whaley
I said you fuck. Yeah, I was just like yeah, I told her yeah I told him to figure out stop calling me like I said you wanna
00:19:30
Jacob Contreras
as I was like, figure it out, fucker.
00:19:33
dylankite
Yeah, I'm pretty sure he was trying to hit us up on Facebook and shit too.
00:19:37
William Whaley
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
00:19:37
dylankite
I was like, yeah.
00:19:37
William Whaley
That's how. Yeah. That's how you started coming after. Like, I was like, nah, dude.
00:19:39
Jacob Contreras
block Blocked.
00:19:41
William Whaley
Yeah. So, hey, we need some. I'm like, nope. I said you, you had every opportunity. You told us that you didn't need it. Like, basically they thought that, you know, and that's why I told them before I was like, Hey, are exactly caliber.
00:19:51
dylankite
Well he was expecting a new team to be like same caliber people where he could just like sit back still and it wasn't the case.
00:19:57
William Whaley
when i when I told Homeboy that I said, hey, man, like, I just want to let you know. I was like, we're pretty fucked, like, like not to toot our own fucking horn, but to.
00:20:03
Jacob Contreras
Beep beep, motherfucker.
00:20:05
William Whaley
Yeah.
00:20:05
Jacob Contreras
yeah
00:20:06
William Whaley
But like we're fucking squared the fuck away. Like we're probably the one of the best teams out there.
00:20:10
Jacob Contreras
you
00:20:10
William Whaley
Like so we're all very knowledgeable and we all know our shit. Like that's not every team that you're going to get. And I know that scared the shit out of Homeboy. So he had us fucking working, you know, night and day to get everything fucking done. I probably should have kept my mouth shut. But it It turned out to be true. Like the one one dude shows up, they sent him home because of the way he looked, right? Like they didn't they didn't want him so close to the flagpole because he was busting out of his fucking uniform top.
00:20:35
dylankite
like
00:20:38
William Whaley
So like, yeah, yeah.
00:20:39
Jacob Contreras
Yeah, you can tell by looking at them, the back of that top is fucking tall.
00:20:43
dylankite
Yeah.
00:20:44
Jacob Contreras
Hey, there's a there's been a bunch of them.
00:20:44
William Whaley
yeah
00:20:45
Jacob Contreras
It's like, hey, man, maybe think about getting a maternity top or something.
00:20:48
William Whaley
Yeah, dude, I need one.
00:20:49
dylankite
Yeah. Or just size up or something.
00:20:50
William Whaley
I need one now. to Well, like, cause I think, I think it's, you know, Definitely put on some weight, especially with the prednisone and stuff. It's coming off. But it's very slowly coming off. And I was wearing my large top, which usually largest are always too big for me. And it's the summer tops. So I'm going to blame it on that. They're just cut different. But yeah, my back like.
00:21:11
dylankite
Slinkette.
00:21:12
William Whaley
Yeah. When I was like leaning over to, ah to so we got to do a really cool thing.
00:21:13
Jacob Contreras
yeah
00:21:17
William Whaley
Um, be trained by the engineers to blow demo. So we're sitting there like rigging up demo with that cord and C4 stuff. And I'm like, Oh, this is a fun, you know, opportunity. Like, Hey, can you take a couple of pictures? And I'm like bent and like, you just see how tight it is across my back. I'm like, Oh my God, dude. Yeah. It was a realization.
00:21:34
Jacob Contreras
Yeah.
00:21:35
William Whaley
um I might have to kill myself.
00:21:35
Jacob Contreras
I'll say like I i just bought summer tops for the first or summer uniforms for the first time.
00:21:41
William Whaley
Yeah.
00:21:41
Jacob Contreras
Game changer was not aware.
00:21:42
William Whaley
Yeah. Oh yeah.
00:21:43
dylankite
Yeah, it's totally different.
00:21:43
Jacob Contreras
ah But they are ah they are a lot bigger, I'll say that. And they don't, they don't ah so I bought them thinking like, I know the shrink, you know, like with the regular uniforms they shrink.
00:21:43
William Whaley
They're like pajamas, dude.
00:21:53
Jacob Contreras
So they they shrink up and the arms. I was like, I bought large, long tops like I normally do. And I was like, those things don't shrink. So they are large, long too. I was like, they're a little bit bigger, or might have to like tailor them a little bit.
00:21:54
William Whaley
Yeah.
00:22:03
dylankite
Yeah.
00:22:04
William Whaley
Bro, you should, you should have got a, yeah, you should have got a medium.
00:22:06
dylankite
They do stay a little baggy, but I do like them.
00:22:07
Jacob Contreras
But I didn't think, I just bought them. We were still wearing winners up here. I bought them. I got them sewn and everything. And I was like, and then I wore them for the first time while I was in Alabama.
00:22:18
William Whaley
Yeah.
00:22:18
Jacob Contreras
And I was like, Oh, these are, these are a little big, you know, like, or the top is a little big, you know, uh, wasn't ready for that.
00:22:21
William Whaley
Yeah.
00:22:21
dylankite
Yeah.
00:22:24
Jacob Contreras
But I was like, I figured I'd get them tailored or something at some point.
00:22:26
William Whaley
Yeah.
00:22:27
dylankite
Yeah, they are, they are baggy, but I do like them.
00:22:27
William Whaley
the the
00:22:28
Jacob Contreras
They don't shrink either.
00:22:29
William Whaley
Yeah.
00:22:29
Jacob Contreras
yeah That's the thing.
00:22:30
William Whaley
Yeah.
00:22:30
Jacob Contreras
I was like, I thought they would shrink maybe through a few washes or something like that, but no.
00:22:36
dylankite
So much lighter. I love them.
00:22:38
William Whaley
yeah neither
00:22:38
Jacob Contreras
i It's just the arms and it it is like bigger like on the torso, I guess. I don't know. It's interesting. They they do fit very different, but i when wind would come in, I would feel that wind cut through the uniform. I was like, this is nice. Like now I understand why I was just yeah i was i was just being cheap.
00:22:52
William Whaley
breathable
00:22:54
Jacob Contreras
I was like, I don't want to buy these things.
00:22:56
William Whaley
breathable That's why I said I had a bunch I mean I Gave you one You get that born off somebody now
00:23:00
Jacob Contreras
Yeah. I don't need them now, dude. I bought three pairs of them.
00:23:09
Jacob Contreras
Dude, you know, what so that's, that's another thing.
00:23:10
dylankite
Yeah, he's got all that money coming.
00:23:12
Jacob Contreras
They call it like, Oh, it's a thousand dollar dot. Like, so you spend a thousand dollars to go to the school. And I was like, I don't know. Maybe that was back before, you know, old sleepy Joe took over, but I was like, it's probably about $1,500 dot now. Like it's a little expensive to go to the school. Like inflation has kicked that motherfucker up a little bit. And I didn't even buy the AGS use. I was like, I'm going to have that bills come and do some point just not yet.
00:23:37
William Whaley
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got, I got them for free as well.
00:23:38
dylankite
I'm like, yeah, I got those for free. That was nice.
00:23:42
William Whaley
I just haven't had the Taylor.
00:23:42
dylankite
But you gotta to be careful with those too, because I got the regular ones and they're kind of baggy, but they make an athletic cut one too. That looks nicer. And I like those better.
00:23:51
Jacob Contreras
Well, I want to get the Ike jacket. I was like, I don't want the regular jacket.
00:23:54
dylankite
Oh, that thing's fucking nice.
00:23:54
Jacob Contreras
I want to get the Ike jacket.
00:23:55
dylankite
That thing's like 500 bucks, but it's fucking nice.
00:23:55
William Whaley
Yeah.
00:23:55
Jacob Contreras
I was like, yeah but I was like, if I'm going to get it, I'm going to get it right. You know, like, yeah, yeah.
00:23:59
dylankite
Yeah.
00:23:59
William Whaley
Yeah, I'll wait you could actually wear it though. Like I feel like I feel like you're you're gonna run around the songs like what the fuck you wearing that for it's like It's going to his head It's
00:24:03
dylankite
A hundred percent.
00:24:07
dylankite
No, you can definitely wear it.
00:24:07
Jacob Contreras
Well, now at this point too, I was like, say something.
00:24:12
dylankite
With the AGS shoes there's like four different tops you can wear.
00:24:12
Jacob Contreras
Yeah. and
00:24:17
Jacob Contreras
Oh 100% yeah, I was like walk around like hey, what's up for a shoulder check first? are
00:24:23
William Whaley
like ah beat was up do
00:24:26
Jacob Contreras
i
00:24:27
dylankite
well
00:24:28
Jacob Contreras
Well, that was the other thing. Somebody put it in perspective. They were just like, Hey, ah you know, like as E7, not that you're high ranking, but you're a senior NCO now, you know, like you're considerably higher than the rest of the the enlisted. um If you just look at it in terms of sheer numbers, but they were like, Hey, you're welcome. You know, you're now the lowest ranking officer in the military. I was like, Oh, that, that doesn't feel good. Like back to being the low man.
00:24:55
dylankite
Yeah.
00:24:56
William Whaley
Yeah.
00:24:57
dylankite
You should just do like old Ray did from enlisted warrant officer to commission officer.
00:24:58
Jacob Contreras
I paid a little bit better.
00:24:58
William Whaley
yeah
00:25:02
Jacob Contreras
Oh, he's about, he's about to put on his third star. I don't know if you guys heard that, but he's going to be, uh, the G six chief of staff or something like that. Like he's he's about to put on his third star.
00:25:11
dylankite
That's crazy.
00:25:12
Jacob Contreras
Yeah. I read about it. Uh, actually while I was in the course, I was just like, holy crap, man, this dude, and I was trying to explain to him. I was like, this is one of the guys who's done it all. Like enlisted warrant officer, general officer. Now I was like, it's pretty frigging impressive. Like regardless of whatever it is, you know,
00:25:27
dylankite
Yeah. And when he was a Lieutenant Colonel, he's having people over at his house for Christmas and shit. Like he was a cool dude.
00:25:33
Jacob Contreras
Yeah. And it's funny.
00:25:35
William Whaley
yeah yeah
00:25:35
Jacob Contreras
I just, I've always seen where he's at. So when I was in Tampa, he was in Tampa, he was the G six at CENTCOM. Uh, then he, right now I think he's over at army futures command and he was, and then now he's nominated for his third star. I was just like, dude, it is nuts. Like, and then remember, like, I don't know if you guys remember, but his wife outranked him when we were, when he was our battalion commander, I was like, I don't even want to know like where where she's at or what she's doing.
00:25:56
William Whaley
Yeah, yeah.
00:25:57
dylankite
Mm hmm.
00:25:57
William Whaley
Yeah, that's true, yep. She was a, yeah, she was a full bird, right? And he was still, yeah.
00:26:02
Jacob Contreras
Yeah, yeah.
00:26:06
William Whaley
crazy
00:26:07
Jacob Contreras
Must be, must be nice.
00:26:09
dylankite
Yes, good for them.
00:26:09
Jacob Contreras
I was like, I'm sure that household is doing all right.
00:26:10
William Whaley
crazy.
Geopolitical Tensions and Military Power
00:26:13
dylankite
Speaking of military shit, y'all seen these Russian subs outside of was it Miami?
00:26:19
William Whaley
It's like the sandwiches.
00:26:21
Jacob Contreras
Yeah.
00:26:24
Jacob Contreras
ah
00:26:25
dylankite
They got like the submarines like 60 miles off the coast or some shit.
00:26:25
William Whaley
yeah but but All right, before we get to that, what would be on a Russian submarine or submarine sandwich?
00:26:33
dylankite
Let me think.
00:26:35
Jacob Contreras
I'm gonna guess it's rationed. So it's very it's not it's not a hefty sub It's not like a like a Jersey Mike sub Some
00:26:43
dylankite
It definitely comes with vodka on the side.
00:26:45
William Whaley
They said instead of like you want double meat do you want do you want do you want half meat?
00:26:47
Jacob Contreras
kind of dry term eat yeah, yeah like it dried tear me no cheese no cheese on that um Dry dry yeah dry yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah like just some terrible root vegetable and
00:26:51
dylankite
Yeah.
00:26:52
William Whaley
and No cheese no cheese can't get cheese no fresh lettuce Like yeah like radishes beats Some like salted sardines or something I Don't know what's rushing some beluga some beluga fucking you know that fish beluga
00:27:05
Jacob Contreras
Yeah, oh god.
00:27:07
dylankite
Instead of tomatoes, he said it's beets.
00:27:09
Jacob Contreras
What a fucking nasty thing.
00:27:13
William Whaley
I don't know, bro.
00:27:15
dylankite
What do Russians eat? Let's fucking look it up.
00:27:16
William Whaley
I don't know.
00:27:17
dylankite
but
00:27:17
Jacob Contreras
Perogies.
00:27:18
William Whaley
Yeah. Porogies.
00:27:19
Jacob Contreras
No, not perogies. Perogies are Polish?
00:27:22
William Whaley
I think they're Polish. So I guess, you know, same, same, maybe.
00:27:23
Jacob Contreras
I think so too.
00:27:24
William Whaley
I don't know.
00:27:24
Jacob Contreras
Probably, yeah, yeah. they There's gotta be some overlap.
00:27:26
William Whaley
They probably like potatoes as well.
00:27:29
Jacob Contreras
Uh, what, what goulash or gobble?
00:27:30
William Whaley
Yeah. The gap. Now the gabagool. That's Italian.
00:27:33
Jacob Contreras
That's Italian.
00:27:34
William Whaley
The gabagool.
00:27:34
Jacob Contreras
Okay. Goulash goulash.
00:27:36
William Whaley
Yeah.
00:27:36
Jacob Contreras
Maybe I
00:27:36
William Whaley
Yeah. That's just like weird meat and gravy, I think.
00:27:40
Jacob Contreras
vodka. I don't potatoes. I like what Oh,
00:27:42
William Whaley
Oh, what goes on a fucking sandwich? They got to have sandwiches over there. Like everybody's got a sandwich.
00:27:47
Jacob Contreras
they don't have McDonald's anymore.
00:27:47
William Whaley
What? I mean, even Mexicans have sandwiches. They got tostadas or whatever they are.
00:27:52
Jacob Contreras
First off, they're called tortas.
00:27:54
William Whaley
Tortas. Okay. Well, you don't have to church it up for us there. but ah we get it the and they And they're both prevalent in San Antonio, according to Charles Barkley.
00:27:59
dylankite
We believe it.
00:27:59
Jacob Contreras
oh So it's it that's one of those double entendres.
00:28:00
dylankite
yeah
00:28:03
Jacob Contreras
They're sandwiches or they're fat chicks. They both mean the same. so
00:28:11
Jacob Contreras
They are. one ah a i'm not I'm not going to front. San Antonio is a fat city. There is no doubt about that.
00:28:17
William Whaley
It's because the food's so good.
00:28:18
Jacob Contreras
But it's yeah, it was like it's because the food's good. Sorry. Sorry, Dad. Sorry.
00:28:23
dylankite
According to main dishes, it says beef stroganoff. That's like their thing.
00:28:27
William Whaley
Dude, I'll fuck up. We already had a conversation.
00:28:28
Jacob Contreras
Beef stroking off fucks, yeah, yeah, we know beef stroking off fucks.
00:28:30
William Whaley
Yeah, we've already hit you.
00:28:31
dylankite
yeah yeah
00:28:32
William Whaley
So what would you just put on fucking two slices?
00:28:34
Jacob Contreras
Yeah, how do you put that on his head?
00:28:38
William Whaley
Hey, the fucking you know the sandwich that toppled Ukraine, the beef stroking off submarine.
00:28:47
William Whaley
yeah Oh my god, dude Yeah, but yeah, I fucking I heard about these these subs but I heard they were in like international waters though Like yeah, they're just like Yeah,
00:28:57
Jacob Contreras
They are there. I mean, they're international waters is exercise that we we know there's no nukes on board.
00:28:57
dylankite
Yeah, yeah. It is like they're right outside.
00:28:59
dylankite
Yeah.
00:29:03
William Whaley
I know well like ah fuck them but What
00:29:03
Jacob Contreras
Like it's it's a show of force. What what more concerns me as like is like how we're preparing for everything, you know, like it seems like we're gearing up for a war. And I was like, that doesn't necessarily need to happen.
00:29:17
William Whaley
yeah yeah
00:29:17
dylankite
You talking about like the draft shit that came out and everything?
00:29:18
Jacob Contreras
It's every everything, you know, like here and there, like everything keeps it was like, why are we doing this?
00:29:19
dylankite
No.
00:29:25
Jacob Contreras
And I get some of it because it's like, okay, it, not that I, yeah whatever about whatever you want to think about Ukraine. Um, but I was like, so let's say, let's say you let Russia take Ukraine, you know, we, we know they don't stop there because they've done it with Crimea.
00:29:37
William Whaley
Yeah,
00:29:43
Jacob Contreras
They did it with Georgia. You know, so, so where, where does the line get drawn?
00:29:45
William Whaley
yeah
00:29:48
Jacob Contreras
I guess, you know, if you, if you continue to allow it to happen.
00:29:53
William Whaley
Well, I mean.
00:29:54
dylankite
it sounds like from his interview with fucking tucker he wants to restore like all their previous territory so
00:29:58
Jacob Contreras
Yeah, yeah. really And that's what I'm saying. But like, does it stop there? Has it ever stopped there with any, any like, totalitarian government or, you know, figurehead?
00:30:12
William Whaley
No, no, no, definitely not.
00:30:12
Jacob Contreras
Probably not.
00:30:13
dylankite
yeah
00:30:14
William Whaley
But at the same time is like. I don't know if you know this or not, but there. ah struggling just to take you great was like
00:30:21
Jacob Contreras
Oh, no, 100%.
00:30:22
dylankite
yeah i don't
00:30:23
Jacob Contreras
I was like, dude, dude, I don't think Russia and I think Russia and China, to an extent, like they wouldn't.
00:30:23
dylankite
I don't think they can do it. They can do it.
00:30:30
Jacob Contreras
We are not the country that you want to get into ground war with. Like, that's why there's a lot of cyber and EW stuff going on. And I think that's where most of our focus is because I was like, dude, if we if we went into all like some kind of large scale combat operations and stuff like that.
00:30:46
William Whaley
They're struggling just to take you crazy.
00:30:47
Jacob Contreras
I was like, they're gonna struggle against us. And I honestly believe that and I was like, there's probably some things we don't know and some things they don't know. But yeah, I was like, they, they are struggling against just our money, you know, not not against our personnel.
00:31:02
dylankite
Yeah.
00:31:02
Jacob Contreras
And we know we've been doing it for the past 20 years.
00:31:03
William Whaley
It's crazy. Oh, yeah.
00:31:04
Jacob Contreras
So yeah,
00:31:05
William Whaley
Yeah, I mean in longer longer than that.
00:31:06
dylankite
When that shit first kicked off, when that shit first kicked off and they had like a 50 mile convoy that was like out of gas and just dead in the water, I was thinking. yeah fuck it is you know In a major conflict with like a major power like us, that'd be done.
00:31:16
William Whaley
They had fucking Ukrainian farmers stealing tanks and shit.
00:31:19
Jacob Contreras
But that that's another thing that I don't think anybody ever knows about.
00:31:24
dylankite
Like you're done.
00:31:25
Jacob Contreras
I was like, you you don't think about it because you think about the the troops and stuff like that and the actual like violence of the war. you know But I was like, dude, if you look at like our logisticians, we can sustain. that that's That's the thing I think that puts us on another level compared to other countries.
00:31:42
William Whaley
Oh yeah. And this is what also, yeah, puts us on another level is like, we have the number one air force.
00:31:43
Jacob Contreras
It's just like we can sustain our war fighters.
00:31:49
William Whaley
Like, you know, we have air superiority or none, but yeah, but second, we have the better, the second best air force as in the Navy and aircraft carriers.
00:31:51
Jacob Contreras
One, two, three. Yeah. yeah
00:31:59
William Whaley
Like, come on, we, like, this is ah look this is, this is ridiculous. What are we talking about? Like when people were like, they're our number one threat.
00:32:04
dylankite
Yeah.
00:32:05
Jacob Contreras
who You know, one thing I found out about recently that I had no idea about, like I honestly had no idea, but did you know the army has like more boats in the Navy?
00:32:05
William Whaley
I said, they're really not like they're, they're just not like, I'm sorry, but they're not.
00:32:18
dylankite
Oh, hell yeah, dude.
00:32:20
Jacob Contreras
I had no idea and I was like, that's, that's like, uh, yeah, like not, not big carriers and nothing.
00:32:24
William Whaley
Was I getting crafts or something? i
00:32:27
dylankite
They got the hovercrafts, they have all sorts of shit.
00:32:28
Jacob Contreras
Yeah. But we have a bunch of boats, like, and it's, it's just how we move stuff. Like that's what's crazy.
00:32:33
William Whaley
Oh, okay.
00:32:34
Jacob Contreras
I was like, I had no fucking idea.
00:32:34
William Whaley
I see. Yeah.
00:32:35
Jacob Contreras
It's all, it's all logistics, but I, I didn't even know that in terms of like how, how big that force was.
00:32:36
William Whaley
Oh, that makes sense. Yeah.
00:32:42
Jacob Contreras
I was like, they're not fighters or anything like that, but it was pretty interesting.
00:32:45
William Whaley
Yeah.
00:32:47
dylankite
Yeah, the army's massive.
00:32:49
Jacob Contreras
Yeah.
00:32:50
Jacob Contreras
And I was like, and you just don't know it. You don't know what you don't know.
00:32:50
dylankite
It's fucking massive.
00:32:54
William Whaley
Number one branch.
00:32:54
dylankite
Yeah.
00:32:55
William Whaley
Too easy.
00:32:57
dylankite
Biggest gang on the Earth.
00:32:57
Jacob Contreras
I do agree. Biggest game.
00:32:58
dylankite
Strongest gang on the Earth.
00:33:01
William Whaley
And then you got the Marines, the biggest cult on earth, but we love you guys.
00:33:04
dylankite
Yeah.
00:33:05
Jacob Contreras
Yeah, yeah. No, I was like, I 100%.
00:33:06
dylankite
The biggest group of slight gels on Earth.
00:33:08
William Whaley
We love you. Yeah. bugy Yeah.
00:33:10
Jacob Contreras
If their comment on was like, hey, we're all going to drink this Kool-Aid, I for sure believe all of them would.
00:33:13
William Whaley
sure Yeah. We fucking passed out.
00:33:15
Jacob Contreras
Well, you motherfuckers.
00:33:17
dylankite
Those motherfuckers, I will give Marines credit where credits do because those motherfuckers are brainwashed.
00:33:24
William Whaley
Yeah.
00:33:24
Jacob Contreras
Yeah. Yeah.
00:33:24
dylankite
I talk to the recruiter all the time and he believes everything he's saying.
00:33:29
dylankite
Like there's no, like he believes it.
00:33:30
Jacob Contreras
There's no, I'm selling somebody. Yeah. Like this is it.
00:33:32
dylankite
Yeah. He told me one day he goes, Marines, we only have battles won. And I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about?
00:33:39
William Whaley
yeah it's
00:33:40
dylankite
like like you talk And here's the funny part too, a little small tale from the recruiting trail.
00:33:40
William Whaley
but but
00:33:47
dylankite
So a couple of my guys got into like a competition of solving a Rubik's Cube, right? Like they're trying to see who can do it the fastest. They got down to like a minute 20 or something. Marine recruiter comes over, he goes, let me try one. He sat there for like three fucking hours and he comes back and goes, I can't figure it out. I was like, dude, if the Japanese only knew that they needed Rubik's Cube on Okinawa, y'all would have been fucked, dude.
00:34:12
Jacob Contreras
The Pacific would have been lost long ago.
00:34:16
dylankite
But they I'm telling you, they believe everything in whatever. But yeah, they ah they're drinking that fucking Kool-Aid.
00:34:24
Jacob Contreras
Oh, there's no doubt about it.
00:34:25
William Whaley
God love them. Yeah.
00:34:26
Jacob Contreras
I got a crayon eater in the family. I was like, I'm pretty sure each one of them jerk off to a chessy puller every night or something.
00:34:34
Jacob Contreras
I don't know.
00:34:34
William Whaley
Every night.
00:34:35
William Whaley
Yeah.
00:34:35
Jacob Contreras
It's so weird.
00:34:35
dylankite
He told me, he goes, Marines have the best generals. I was like, are you sure? He goes, yeah. I'm like, all right, let's go down the list, man, right here.
00:34:44
William Whaley
You,
00:34:45
dylankite
We got George Washington, number one. We got fucking Eisenhower, Patton.
00:34:49
Jacob Contreras
yeah
00:34:51
dylankite
Like, how many more you want to keep going down? I was like, god damn.
00:34:55
William Whaley
you yeah.
00:34:55
dylankite
I was like, go back to your office, man. Get the fuck out of here.
00:35:03
dylankite
Oh, man, I fucking love them, though. therere Yeah, they're great people.
00:35:05
Jacob Contreras
Yeah, I'm glad I'm glad they exist but I want nothing to do with them up Oh one earth
00:35:08
William Whaley
Oh, yeah, they're keeping was that was that pure romance and fucking business with all those pocket pussies purchased a standard issue.
00:35:16
dylankite
Oh, yeah, they fucking
Family Celebrations and Dynamics
00:35:18
dylankite
love those things, man.
00:35:18
William Whaley
and It's wild. du
00:35:20
dylankite
What's that website? Adam and Eve, dude, they should have a discount for Marines because, yeah, I'm sure they're blowing it up.
00:35:23
William Whaley
Oh, I'm sure they do.
00:35:27
dylankite
Yeah. Adam. Or they're just blowing up some fucking Navy Corpsman.
00:35:29
William Whaley
ah
00:35:36
William Whaley
Hey, I need some, I need some more of that lube that you got for the day. So days of fair Gio, baby.
00:35:41
Jacob Contreras
No, yeah, yeah, I used my promo code on Adam and Eve.
00:35:42
dylankite
That lube was never in there. Those NPAs that you put in your nose, the lube was always magically gone.
00:35:48
Jacob Contreras
good and ah Yeah, you got you gotta to give it that Hawk 2 and spit on it.
00:35:51
William Whaley
Yeah.
00:35:51
dylankite
Where's the lube?
00:35:54
William Whaley
yeah
00:35:55
dylankite
Dude, that chick is everywhere now.
00:35:56
Jacob Contreras
I do.
00:35:57
dylankite
I see her everywhere.
00:35:57
Jacob Contreras
I fucking love it. I love it. And I was telling Megan, I was like, she is on so many things and it and it's made it its way to the combo world, you know, like with the whiskey two cables and stuff like that.
00:36:00
William Whaley
yeah
00:36:06
William Whaley
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. In the fours, yeah.
00:36:08
Jacob Contreras
I sent my radio shop. I was like, hey, here's some shirts, you know, think about buying it.
00:36:12
dylankite
Yeah.
00:36:12
Jacob Contreras
I was like, she's blowing up for sure.
00:36:12
William Whaley
Yeah.
00:36:14
Jacob Contreras
It's it's hilarious.
00:36:14
William Whaley
yeah
00:36:15
dylankite
She's in song remixes. like People can do some crazy shit with a small clip.
00:36:19
Jacob Contreras
So quick too.
00:36:20
Jacob Contreras
It's so quick. I love it. I am here for it.
00:36:20
dylankite
Yeah.
00:36:22
dylankite
ah
00:36:26
dylankite
Definitely sent that to Caro on Father's Day.
00:36:28
Jacob Contreras
Oh, no, du I so I I've gone full front like I'm like, hey, I'm full force behind the Father's Day thing.
00:36:28
dylankite
Didn't get it, of course. yeah
00:36:38
Jacob Contreras
And I was telling Megan, I was like, she did. I was like, you don't want to hear it, but I am the Rosa Parks of fighting for Father's Day rights. You know, like I was like, say hey, it's our day.
00:36:45
dylankite
Yeah.
00:36:46
William Whaley
Thank
00:36:47
Jacob Contreras
We need to be recognized.
00:36:48
dylankite
We actually had a whole conversation about this. Supposedly Father's Day is like the least celebrated holiday out of all holidays.
00:36:54
Jacob Contreras
and And that's what I'm saying.
00:36:55
William Whaley
you.
00:36:56
Jacob Contreras
I was like, why do I got to get put to work? So my father's day, you know, okay. I was in Seward. We were down there. I went and like literally pulled fish out of the ocean and grilled them back in Anchorage that day. I was like, why am I doing all of this work? I should be being pampered. Where's my, where's my father's day stuff?
00:37:14
dylankite
Yeah. Yeah.
00:37:16
Jacob Contreras
Will seems like he had a different experience.
00:37:18
William Whaley
Yeah, you know, uh, yeah. So what?
00:37:22
dylankite
Oh, he got the Indian bird.
00:37:23
Jacob Contreras
Yeah, he got the hot tip.
00:37:27
dylankite
That's one out of three.
00:37:27
William Whaley
Hey, one of the three men, you know what I'm talking about?
00:37:30
Jacob Contreras
All right, so the numbers are turning.
00:37:32
dylankite
why
00:37:34
Jacob Contreras
We're in our favor.
00:37:35
dylankite
you
00:37:35
Jacob Contreras
Maybe next year it can be two out of three.
00:37:37
William Whaley
No, let's see. Let's see. All right.
00:37:39
dylankite
No, it's three out of three. Yeah.
00:37:42
William Whaley
uh... i have a pet talk i'll have her pet talking for you know uh...
00:37:46
dylankite
yeah
00:37:46
William Whaley
no so yeah i was pretty chill uh... woke up and my brother invited us over to his house. They were like in a grill and stuff like that. We're like, yeah, sure. um Went over there. We swam all day, hung out. um Oh, well, let me back it up first. like I was in bed. um I got ah like breakfast in bed. um but My wife got me one of these hats. It's ah Ted Kerris's. He has this like ah ah I'm blanking on the word, uh, charity.
00:38:17
William Whaley
Sorry. Uh, organization for, um, I raised his money for, um, adults with down syndromes and, you know, you know, gives them a job and stuff like that.
00:38:28
Jacob Contreras
Seems fitting.
00:38:28
William Whaley
So, so anyway, so he's, he's got a bunch of these hats and I wanted the FC.
00:38:34
dylankite
gives him a job. are
00:38:37
William Whaley
It does, man. Like it's called the, uh, it's a good cause. It's called like, uh, uh, I can't pronounce it like a reachy ever, reachy.
00:38:43
Jacob Contreras
You're a beneficiary of the program, right?
00:38:45
William Whaley
Yeah, look at me.
00:38:46
Jacob Contreras
Yeah.
00:38:47
dylankite
Is it good quality?
00:38:49
William Whaley
What, the hat?
00:38:50
Jacob Contreras
Look, kid.
00:38:50
dylankite
Yeah, I'll play.
00:38:51
William Whaley
No, the hat is not made by the tards, dude.
00:38:52
Jacob Contreras
The job.
00:38:54
William Whaley
that that is the The hat is just to raise money for, a dude.
00:38:58
Jacob Contreras
yeah
00:38:58
William Whaley
like oh the though though the Yeah, probably.
00:39:00
Jacob Contreras
ah Hats made by young Chinese kids, come on.
00:39:03
William Whaley
It's ah one of the...
00:39:03
dylankite
I thought you said it gives him a job. I was like, was it good quality?
00:39:05
Jacob Contreras
ah wow
00:39:05
William Whaley
Yeah, know what no like in a place to stay, a place to live like on their own, but like with some assistance, like so they're not...
00:39:07
Jacob Contreras
and May cat, yeah.
00:39:12
Jacob Contreras
They work for skill craft.
00:39:12
William Whaley
you know Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty much but no like so she got me this hat yeah I've been wanting because it's a it's the FCC ah Colors the blue and orange or whatever So I got that um obviously the kids made me cards and stuff like that um Which is pretty dope ah then.
00:39:15
Jacob Contreras
fifty and
00:39:30
William Whaley
Yeah, then we went over to my brothers. I think ah ah my brothers, mother, mother-in-law cooked all the food so we didn't really do anything but swim and drink. Um, you know, Megan brought me a plate so I didn't had it, didn't walk my fat ass up the stairs. She brought it down to me. I ate it all.
00:39:52
Jacob Contreras
It's a real one.
00:39:53
William Whaley
Um, yeah. And yeah.
00:39:58
Jacob Contreras
Must be nice.
00:39:59
dylankite
Do you all not normally get your plate made for you?
00:40:00
William Whaley
And then, and then I got some hot notice. Yeah.
00:40:02
Jacob Contreras
No, you know what? I fuck.
00:40:05
William Whaley
but
00:40:07
Jacob Contreras
No, when when I'm home, it's so funny because I was just like, I i know. ah You know, being away, it's like whatever. But when I'm home, I'm like, yo, my family is like Mexican. Like, if my grandma doesn't see me eating, she makes a plate, you know, or my mom's like, I'll make a plate. And I look over at Megan, I'm like, get, get on your shit. Like, get, get your game right.
00:40:32
dylankite
Yeah.
00:40:32
Jacob Contreras
I was like, yeah, I don't know.
00:40:33
William Whaley
but to Today Megan Nope, nope, no plate no Hawk to but what's what's happening here trouble in Paris Yeah bullshit bullshit bullshit
00:40:34
Jacob Contreras
if Yeah. I was like, I don't know if it's a cultural thing, but it it always feels like.
00:40:39
dylankite
I think it's like, a yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:40:40
Jacob Contreras
Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. My life is in channels.
00:40:44
dylankite
I think it's a southern thing because my whole family used to do that and it was just the norm, you know, like the wife makes the husband the plate kind of deal like, you know, I don't expect it, obviously. um But yeah, that doesn't happen on.
00:40:56
Jacob Contreras
ah Yeah, bullshit.
00:40:59
dylankite
I haven't seen it a whole lot in Ohio.
00:41:00
Jacob Contreras
I do, I do expect it.
00:41:01
dylankite
and
00:41:05
William Whaley
I mean, she usually does. Yeah. Uh, like, yeah, for dinner, my plate was on the counter when I came up or came downstairs or whatever. Yeah. I'm living a good life. No complaints here, brother.
00:41:20
Jacob Contreras
I ka kit can't understand it. he is just He's hurt right now. like it just He's like, I can't comprehend what's happening right now.
00:41:28
William Whaley
I played played video games.
00:41:28
dylankite
i mean i I'll give her credit. you know i got I got the breakfast in bed. I got my gifts. My kids didn't ask me for any money that day. you know So overall, solid day. you know ah Went over to the dad's house.
00:41:40
Jacob Contreras
Man.
00:41:42
dylankite
you know I cut his grass for him to do my son thing. um But I definitely didn't get the hot toot. So I mean, that kind of puts a damper on everything else. you know
00:41:52
William Whaley
It really, it really overshadows it.
00:41:52
Jacob Contreras
Yeah, and apparently apparently I had the worst father's day. Yeah, because i I made the food.
00:41:56
dylankite
I sent you, I sent you the name, like, you know, so you knew I wanted it.
00:41:59
Jacob Contreras
Yeah.
00:42:01
dylankite
You know, first off, ha my order, I put my order in, you know, like the app told me I put my order in and it was like, you know, expect delivery in 30 minutes.
00:42:03
Jacob Contreras
You would lay in the groundwork.
00:42:11
dylankite
You know, it never showed up.
00:42:12
Jacob Contreras
The driver never showed up. Yeah.
00:42:14
William Whaley
Yeah. well like
00:42:15
dylankite
Uh, yeah.
00:42:17
William Whaley
Yeah. that Yeah.
00:42:17
Jacob Contreras
Hate to see it.
00:42:19
William Whaley
And then, and then poor Contra, you know, he's away for a long time, you know, try to better himself better, you know, make more money for the family.
00:42:26
dylankite
Doing it for the family, yeah.
00:42:26
Jacob Contreras
Better my family situation, yeah, yeah, sacrificing.
00:42:27
William Whaley
Yeah. A man. And then he had to do all the work.
00:42:32
Jacob Contreras
Yeah.
00:42:32
William Whaley
I mean, fishing, I would, that'd be dope though, but then I would have brought it back like here.
00:42:34
Jacob Contreras
Nah, it was fun. i Dude, i yeah the fish were in there, because I, hour and a half, and I caught six, and I was like, I'm out.
00:42:40
William Whaley
This is, yeah, this is wild, dude.
00:42:41
Jacob Contreras
Yeah.
00:42:42
William Whaley
When I go, there's no fish. And then now he's like, yeah, whatever, dude. That's cool. But I will retract. I will retract the statement. um I did like ah after on Father's Day, it actually I got the hawk to two nights prior. So Father's Day, we just ended up going to sleep because it was just a long day.
00:43:03
Jacob Contreras
Oh, man, if you were out here spinning tails, it's not even real.
00:43:05
William Whaley
So.
00:43:07
dylankite
yeah so Yeah, we're 0 for 3.
00:43:08
Jacob Contreras
I don't know what to believe anymore.
00:43:09
William Whaley
But but and no, oh, it's all those for three because I got it.
00:43:10
Jacob Contreras
I thought she was on. Well, if that's how it is, then I got it too.
00:43:10
dylankite
0 for 3.
00:43:13
William Whaley
I got it. but I got it.
00:43:14
Jacob Contreras
I was like, no.
00:43:15
William Whaley
Yeah, I got it two days prior for note for no reason.
00:43:17
dylankite
Yeah, but that's like a dry run. You know what I mean?
00:43:18
Jacob Contreras
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's just it.
00:43:19
dylankite
like That's practice. you know
00:43:20
Jacob Contreras
I expect the acrobatics on the day of.
00:43:23
William Whaley
Yeah.
00:43:23
dylankite
yeah
00:43:23
Jacob Contreras
ah
00:43:26
dylankite
ah
00:43:26
William Whaley
I don't win.
00:43:26
Jacob Contreras
ah please
00:43:27
William Whaley
Yeah, we ended up falling asleep. So i was just saying yeah, you know, damn, but so yeah, but I did get.
00:43:30
Jacob Contreras
Damn shame. Hate to see it.
00:43:33
William Whaley
Yeah. So but I will. I counted it. Yeah. It was to completion, and so it was nice.
00:43:38
Jacob Contreras
ah so who
00:43:43
Jacob Contreras
yeah
00:43:44
dylankite
Not always is, you know, like you can't take that for granted, you know.
00:43:45
William Whaley
i yeah yeah yeah
00:43:48
Jacob Contreras
at this point, probably mailing it in and I and I know and that here's what hurts the most was I i was like, I know wills is coming up because yeah we're on the same page but like 10 year anniversaries are coming up.
00:43:48
William Whaley
yeah
00:44:02
Jacob Contreras
And I was like, dude, I was did the smart thing I ordered early it came like it it had to be shipped in. I got her a gift and she had to sign for somebody had to sign for it. And at the time I was going back to work. So I was working only a week and I was like, Hey, you have to sign for this package. Well, She knew what it was right away because where it was coming from.
00:44:22
William Whaley
Oh geez, where was Gumbro?
00:44:23
Jacob Contreras
And I was just like, all right, so I got you your, your gift. And I was like, where where's mine? What do I get?
00:44:31
dylankite
yeah Yeah.
00:44:32
Jacob Contreras
Nothing.
00:44:33
dylankite
Yeah.
00:44:33
Jacob Contreras
Nothing. Outright disrespectful.
00:44:37
dylankite
You know, 10 year anniversary. That's like, I think it's, uh, what is it? Like wood or something like that.
00:44:42
Jacob Contreras
I don't do that gay shit.
00:44:43
dylankite
But hey, I'll take the hot two every year.
00:44:45
Jacob Contreras
hoy ah
00:44:47
William Whaley
that's it yeah
00:44:47
Jacob Contreras
yeah no
00:44:51
William Whaley
It all comes full circle, baby.
00:44:52
Jacob Contreras
and
Star Wars Debates and Opinions
00:44:55
Jacob Contreras
yeah yeah If 10 years is wood, I was like, hey, come on now, you know.
00:44:55
William Whaley
really really really Really brings it all together, yeah.
00:44:59
William Whaley
ah I give you a policy old pewter, yeah.
00:45:04
Jacob Contreras
yeah
00:45:06
dylankite
She asked me every, like every time something comes up to like, uh, father's day, birthday, whatever. Like, Oh, you know, cause she'll send me what she kind of wants. And she's like, what do you want? And I'm like, you know what I want.
00:45:17
Jacob Contreras
You send her back a link. You said you send her a link.
00:45:19
dylankite
know Yeah.
00:45:21
Jacob Contreras
Here's what here's what I'm thinking for tonight.
00:45:23
William Whaley
there's nothing buildinging it
00:45:24
dylankite
I don't need a card.
00:45:26
William Whaley
yeah it This is what I'm thinking. He just said like a princess Leia outfit like.
00:45:32
dylankite
yeah
00:45:34
Jacob Contreras
like
00:45:34
dylankite
That's not about, you know,
00:45:34
Jacob Contreras
here's the Here's the direction. Here's the theme I want from my room.
00:45:37
William Whaley
It comes from his favorite porno.
00:45:38
dylankite
You know, speaking of Princess Leia, I will say that it it does. And we'll get, we'll circle back around to that. I was watching the new Acolyte earlier and she was listening to it and she goes, so what's the force? And I was like, okay, we can have this conversation.
00:45:56
William Whaley
Oh, man.
00:45:56
Jacob Contreras
Did you hit her?
00:45:57
dylankite
And I was like, and she goes, okay.
00:45:57
William Whaley
yeah that
00:45:59
dylankite
And and what exactly are Jedi? I'm like, okay. So how, do you want a quick answer or are we about to watch all the Star Wars and episodes, you know, all the shows in order. Cause we can do that too. And she was like, you know, maybe I was like, okay, now we're getting somewhere.
00:46:15
Jacob Contreras
they did
00:46:16
William Whaley
yeah
00:46:16
dylankite
Now we're getting yeah we can, yeah, let's talk about it.
00:46:16
Jacob Contreras
yeah
00:46:19
dylankite
You know?
00:46:19
William Whaley
yeah
00:46:20
dylankite
Yeah.
00:46:20
William Whaley
it's like
00:46:20
dylankite
It's also from my favorite porno.
00:46:21
William Whaley
thats
00:46:22
Jacob Contreras
ah that's ah You took the long road, but we still got to the same place.
00:46:25
William Whaley
yeah
00:46:27
dylankite
Yeah. But there's a little interest there.
00:46:29
Jacob Contreras
Yeah.
00:46:30
dylankite
So that's surprising.
00:46:31
Jacob Contreras
yeah Oh, man. Well, I guess i guess that's that's what you want, a little shared interest. so like But it's it's got to be genuine. i don't want to I don't want to see you fake the funk, and I don't i don't need you mailing it in on night of. No.
00:46:45
dylankite
And I also don't know, do I start with like the way it's supposed to go? You know, do I start with one of the movies or do I start with something I know that's going to hit like Mandalorian?
00:46:55
William Whaley
I would I would start honestly if you wanted to hit Rogue one and then the original series
00:46:55
dylankite
You know, so.
00:47:03
dylankite
Rogue One One was pretty badass.
00:47:04
Jacob Contreras
I, you know, it's funny because the only the two things that stuck out that I really like, I mean, Mandalorian is good, but I'm talking like the movies was like, Rogue One, I wasn't initially a fan of, but going back and watching it, you know, I was like, this is a banger.
00:47:19
Jacob Contreras
And then the the solo movie, the solo movie is a banger. Like, to me, I was like, this, this is it right here, the solo movie, the the
00:47:19
William Whaley
How would you know in this room?
00:47:27
William Whaley
Really, I like the solo movie, don't get me wrong, but I thought Rogue One, like when I watched it in the theater, I was like, oh, shit.
00:47:32
Jacob Contreras
That was a slow burn for me that that took a second watch to really hit you know like and I was like damn this is a good one off like I'm glad they're not trying to make it you know a trilogy or whatever like you just made a banger of a movie and you let it live.
00:47:48
William Whaley
Yeah. Well, like the what was awesome about it is they had this. We knew how it was going to end. They all were going to die because in the beginning of A New Hope or not in the beginning, but in A New Hope at the end, when they're about to, you know, kill, you know, attack the Death Star.
00:48:09
Jacob Contreras
Yeah.
00:48:10
William Whaley
They said, like, many people's lives were lost. You know what I mean? Like, so you already knew what was going to be like.
00:48:14
Jacob Contreras
Yeah.
00:48:15
William Whaley
I thought I thought it was incredible. I was like, damn.
00:48:17
dylankite
But I feel like you still don't really expect them to kill off a main character. And they did.
00:48:21
Jacob Contreras
No, no.
00:48:22
William Whaley
all all of them said yeah yeah yeah I
00:48:22
Jacob Contreras
yeah well yeah And that's fine.
00:48:22
dylankite
And I liked it.
00:48:23
Jacob Contreras
I'm perfectly I like Game of Thrones.
00:48:25
dylankite
Yeah.
00:48:26
Jacob Contreras
They killed off main characters every fucking one episode.
00:48:29
Jacob Contreras
I was like, it's fine. that That doesn't bother me. You know, like it was I don't know what it was that first watch, but it took it took a second watch for me to be like on board with it. And I remember Will was telling me like how good it was. And I was just like, man, you know, whatever. And then I watched it again and I was like, OK, I get it. I like I see it for what it is, you know, but like, so
00:48:29
dylankite
Yeah.
00:48:48
dylankite
Yeah.
00:48:48
William Whaley
shouldn't yeah
00:48:50
dylankite
What was the show that came out right before Acolyte? There was another one.
00:48:54
Jacob Contreras
The Ahsoka?
00:48:54
William Whaley
There's a lot of soca and or, uh,
00:48:56
dylankite
Ahsoka. Ahsoka was pretty good.
00:48:57
Jacob Contreras
I haven't watched any of that. I didn't even watch the last season of Mandalorian. I'm out on Disney. I don't know what it is.
00:49:03
dylankite
Yeah, I felt bad paying for the subscription. I did.
00:49:05
Jacob Contreras
i Well, yeah dude, I canceled this subscription long ago.
00:49:05
William Whaley
it I'm in here for it.
00:49:08
dylankite
I didn't want to, but I wanted to watch it because there was so much hype about it on Twitter. Like a lot of people were shitting on it and I was like, I'll give it a shot.
00:49:17
William Whaley
I like, I mean, I, I like it. I mean, I always just, I go into it with an ah the open mind. Like I thought the Ahsoka series was really good because it tied back into clone wars, which was, uh, rebels, um, which was awesome. So, um, yeah, I enjoyed it. Y'all just haters.
00:49:34
Jacob Contreras
Yeah, I'm out on Star Wars now, but the thing I am hyped on is the Deadpool and Wolverine movie Yeah, the more and the more and more I've seen of it like I'm like really I mean it comes out in July, right I Think I think anyway.
00:49:41
William Whaley
Yeah, that should look site.
00:49:41
dylankite
Oh, that looks good. It looks like it's gonna be really good.
00:49:42
William Whaley
Yeah.
00:49:44
dylankite
Yeah.
00:49:53
dylankite
I think so.
00:49:55
Jacob Contreras
Yeah.
00:49:56
Jacob Contreras
Anyway, the more and more I see it.
00:49:56
William Whaley
it's a it's in the summer for sure yeah yeah they said hobo is gonna fight before that yeah
00:49:56
dylankite
A lot of shit comes out.
00:49:57
Jacob Contreras
I'm like I'm with it.
00:49:58
Jacob Contreras
I'm with it
00:49:58
dylankite
A lot of shit comes out in July.
00:50:00
dylankite
That new NCAA football games coming out in July. um the They moved the Mike Tyson fight, but I feel like a lot of shit's happening in July.
00:50:07
Jacob Contreras
It moved that back considerably, right? Like that.
00:50:09
dylankite
It's in November now.
00:50:10
Jacob Contreras
Yeah, I was like, we'll see.
00:50:14
dylankite
Yeah. Uh, yeah. Jake Paul's fighting in July still, but yeah, the Tyson's not fighting until November.
00:50:22
Jacob Contreras
I mean, I don't know. I was like, eh, the closer I got, I was like, Oh, this is going to be interesting. Like this is
Entertainment and Nostalgia
00:50:28
Jacob Contreras
actually happening. And then boom.
00:50:30
dylankite
Yeah.
00:50:31
William Whaley
Yes, all that kind of coming though.
00:50:31
dylankite
I guess it happens when you're 50 some or 60.
00:50:34
William Whaley
You probably got a hernia.
00:50:35
dylankite
Ever old. He is. Yeah. I think he said was an ulcer.
00:50:38
Jacob Contreras
Jake Paul you think Jake Paul's just gonna try and wait him out Yeah, I imagine it'll be a pretty I like I Haven't watched any of or haven't paid for any of Jake Paul's fights, but that's one.
00:50:42
dylankite
Yeah, I mean, he doesn't want to miss out on that payday.
00:50:44
William Whaley
Yeah.
00:50:45
dylankite
I mean.
00:50:54
Jacob Contreras
I definitely watch see might Yeah, just yeah, but that's what I'm saying like even Just like to watch it.
00:50:55
William Whaley
Yeah, no, for sure.
00:50:55
dylankite
Yeah, I mean, it's on Netflix, so.
00:50:57
William Whaley
Yeah, that's, that's a thing. Yeah.
00:51:01
Jacob Contreras
It doesn't matter the platform It's been on like I haven't watched any Jake Paul's fights, but I'll watch that one
00:51:06
dylankite
I don't either.
00:51:07
William Whaley
yeah i
00:51:07
dylankite
ah Yeah, I don't. Yeah, I'm not. Yeah, I mean, he tried to replace them and then like Netflix shut that shit down.
00:51:10
William Whaley
no sorry am
00:51:14
dylankite
They're like, no, we were here for.
00:51:15
Jacob Contreras
Yeah, Netflix is like, we paid for Mike.
00:51:16
dylankite
I said.
00:51:16
William Whaley
Yeah Yeah, and I'm pretty sure I thought the even though it's on Netflix I thought it was still maybe behind a paywall of some sort I Don't know um
00:51:17
Jacob Contreras
Yeah, we didn't pay for Jake Paul fight. We paid for a Mike fight.
00:51:28
dylankite
I don't.
00:51:29
Jacob Contreras
it would yeah I would believe it, you know, like that, that's kind of how Netflix runs or not how Netflix, but how some of the other programs have run it.
00:51:31
dylankite
I don't know about that.
00:51:36
Jacob Contreras
Like yeah ESPN is like, there's still, it has ESPN plus, but there's a paywall.
00:51:37
William Whaley
yeah there's still a paywall behind yeahf yeah yeah behind the fights they're all on ESPN plus but you have to go through the paywall to to do it so that's i this fucking computer has AIDS and shit
00:51:42
Jacob Contreras
Yeah.
00:51:48
dylankite
if that's the case i'll get it how i don't really do not through them i'll have to close up fifty pop-ups but i'll fucking get it yeah it carries a fucking apple laptop she doesn't know how to use it anyway
00:51:54
Jacob Contreras
Yeah. yeah ka
00:52:01
Jacob Contreras
It's called a, it's called a, it's called a burner computer. All right.
00:52:04
William Whaley
ah
00:52:06
Jacob Contreras
ah Yeah.
00:52:06
William Whaley
He just pulls it out. but
00:52:12
Jacob Contreras
Apple has better antivirus.
00:52:14
William Whaley
why Why is it running slow?
00:52:16
Jacob Contreras
Don't worry about that.
00:52:18
dylankite
Her MacBook's a piece of shit anyway.
00:52:19
Jacob Contreras
Dad had to watch the fight.
00:52:22
dylankite
She asked me all the time how to do basic, you know, like I feel like if you're, you know, around 30 or under, you should know basic computer functions. She asked me how to save a document to the desktop. I'm like, come on, come on.
00:52:37
Jacob Contreras
Like, be real.
00:52:39
dylankite
I'm fucking older.
00:52:39
Jacob Contreras
Be real. Like, stop playing.
00:52:39
William Whaley
but
00:52:39
dylankite
you
00:52:40
Jacob Contreras
Stop playing. You've grown up in the age. Like, yeah you're too young to be asking dumb questions like that.
00:52:44
dylankite
You know, yeah. Come on. Yeah. Even I don't know how it was for y'all, but when I was a kid, we used a big Apple computers, those fucking.
00:52:48
William Whaley
Maybe maybe she just wants No,
00:52:51
Jacob Contreras
Nah, I never had one of those.
00:52:54
William Whaley
we had like a rip like an old old one like an Apple II or something like that like like the big yeah Yeah, it was a Mac it was a Mac
00:52:58
Jacob Contreras
My school had them. My school had those colored Apple computers or whatever.
00:53:01
dylankite
Yeah, they were like a big like dome and it had a color on it and it had like a handle on it too.
00:53:02
Jacob Contreras
um Yeah.
00:53:05
Jacob Contreras
Yeah.
00:53:06
William Whaley
No, no, you're younger than we are.
00:53:08
William Whaley
Yeah, we we know what those are. But no, we had like a different computer lab ah growing up.
00:53:14
dylankite
and don't know
00:53:14
William Whaley
ours Ours were not that colored one. But yeah, that was the iMac. It was like, ah yeah, it was a all on one computer. It was like one of the first that they kind of did it that way. There was no tower. It was all.
00:53:25
dylankite
I don't know if it was all in one.
00:53:27
William Whaley
I thought it was.
00:53:27
dylankite
It might have been.
00:53:27
William Whaley
I thought it was all on one. Like basically.
00:53:29
dylankite
Yeah, actually, it probably was because it was it was pretty fucking big.
00:53:29
Jacob Contreras
No,
00:53:31
William Whaley
Was there a tower? I didn't think there was a tower.
00:53:33
dylankite
No, there was no tower.
00:53:33
Jacob Contreras
no, they, they, I think you just remember the monitor, or the colored monitor, but I'm pretty sure, uh, they had other components.
00:53:34
dylankite
It was just one big fucking.
00:53:38
William Whaley
Yeah.
00:53:38
dylankite
Yeah.
00:53:39
William Whaley
I don't fucking Google it. Fucking Google it.
00:53:41
Jacob Contreras
Yeah. No, I'm pretty sure they had other components. Uh, I I'll look it up, but yeah, it wouldn't know. Maybe they weren't all on one.
00:53:49
dylankite
That still shows our age because.
00:53:50
William Whaley
I thought they were all in one. i I thought that was what was cool about them.
00:53:51
Jacob Contreras
Yeah. Yeah. I think you're right. I think you're right. Yeah. Like you're talking about these bad boys, right?
00:53:56
William Whaley
Yeah.
00:53:56
dylankite
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:53:57
William Whaley
Yep.
00:53:57
Jacob Contreras
Yeah. Okay.
00:53:58
William Whaley
I'm actually motherfucker. He over there trying to test me.
00:54:00
dylankite
I still shows age because those kids now that everybody's got iPads in school
00:54:01
William Whaley
Bitch, I know.
Workplace Humor and Dynamics
00:54:05
dylankite
and shit.
00:54:05
William Whaley
Yeah, yeah, no, no, but but you know what my thought behind that and wouldn't care, you know, ask you how to do that. Maybe she just wants you to feel smart.
00:54:14
Jacob Contreras
Hey, my my my guy needs a win.
00:54:17
William Whaley
he eat a win today have i ah to I tell you if I get a little hot too.
00:54:17
dylankite
I if that's the case, I felt it on the first question.
00:54:17
Jacob Contreras
and
00:54:21
dylankite
You didn't have to ask me 10 more.
00:54:24
dylankite
Now, how do I find it? like i
00:54:31
dylankite
yeah
00:54:31
Jacob Contreras
Yeah, I was like, it's funny my.
00:54:32
dylankite
Who's listing this house for sale, me or you?
00:54:34
William Whaley
yeah
00:54:34
dylankite
like Or at least a hot tour, you know?
00:54:35
Jacob Contreras
I want part of the commission.
00:54:38
William Whaley
Yeah, I'm gonna leave some of the commission as your IT professional.
00:54:38
Jacob Contreras
but Yeah, exactly. kind
00:54:41
William Whaley
but yeah Yeah, right there.
00:54:43
Jacob Contreras
oh Hey, that's that's my that's my commission right there, you know, yeah There pay up hey the bills are coming due Yeah
00:54:43
dylankite
cant least
00:54:54
William Whaley
Yeah, it builds to Don't try that falling down the stairs shit neither.
00:54:58
dylankite
How do I get these pictures on there?
00:55:02
William Whaley
How do I get these pictures? the That's not a real.
00:55:04
dylankite
I don't fucking email it to yourself, dude.
00:55:10
dylankite
I love you trying to play fucking Man of the Lords, man.
00:55:15
William Whaley
Oh, shit.
00:55:18
dylankite
I hate those questions.
00:55:18
William Whaley
Oh, boy. You going to hell?
00:55:20
dylankite
like Even today, they're like, oh, you used to be IT. t like Can you hook me up to this printer? I'm like, no, dude. Call the S6. fuck
00:55:30
William Whaley
That's all me.
00:55:30
Jacob Contreras
so
00:55:31
William Whaley
That's all me, bruh.
00:55:32
dylankite
I could, I could, but that ain't me no more, man.
00:55:32
Jacob Contreras
ah Yeah, the fuck I look like.
00:55:38
William Whaley
He hooked this cock to your mouth, buddy.
00:55:41
Jacob Contreras
ah
00:55:41
William Whaley
ah please
00:55:45
William Whaley
He's a bitch.
00:55:46
dylankite
Before I, allegedly, before I got a female recruiter, I used to tell them that shit all the time, because we used to joke about that all the time, you know? ah You put this cock team out, you know?
00:55:56
Jacob Contreras
but
00:55:58
dylankite
You can't say that shit no more, but yeah.
00:55:59
William Whaley
the
00:56:00
dylankite
It was funny while I lasted.
00:56:03
Jacob Contreras
Yeah, it was like the the dynamics changed immediately.
00:56:06
dylankite
All the fun gets sucked out of the room.
00:56:07
Jacob Contreras
Yeah.
00:56:10
dylankite
i Hey, we can't say cock anymore.
00:56:14
William Whaley
yeah
00:56:17
dylankite
You never knew how much you like saying cock at work until you can't can't say it anymore.
00:56:17
Jacob Contreras
It's a classic.
00:56:25
William Whaley
and We used to say ah all types of fucked up shit now we can't but
00:56:27
dylankite
yeah
00:56:32
Jacob Contreras
out here having careers ruined. We're the most productive fucking station.
00:56:42
dylankite
Oh, man. Yeah, I got I found out that one of the people we shipped the training that long ago, um her training got stopped or I already gave it away because she got a sharp complaint. And I thought it was like one of the days, but now it was one of the females. I was like, you know.
00:56:58
William Whaley
Scissor me timbers Oh Shit Those scissor me timbers
00:57:00
Jacob Contreras
I'm not even mad. I'm impressed. i really yeah I'm actually kind of curious now.
00:57:04
dylankite
I know she's ugly, but you didn't have to sharp her, dude. Like, that's fucked up.
00:57:10
dylankite
Oh, this ugly bitch ain't gonna talk to me like that.
00:57:11
Jacob Contreras
but that Get her out of here. Get her out of here.
00:57:17
dylankite
So fucked up. Oh my God, bless her heart. yeah Yeah, even where the odds are good, you still ain't kidding.
00:57:27
Jacob Contreras
Yeah, yeah, I was like, that just, I mean, it's gotta be bad. She's gonna be hard to look at.
00:57:33
dylankite
Yeah, you should have waited till deployment, then you would have got it all the casket you wanted.
00:57:36
Jacob Contreras
Oh, yeah, yeah, it was like, look.
00:57:40
dylankite
Oh, man.
00:57:41
Jacob Contreras
You're three out here in the streets running around regularly, but you're a hard six out there. Come on.
00:57:48
William Whaley
Well, I misunderstood the story I thought it was a sharp complaint on a woman against another woman and
00:57:58
dylankite
Oh, no, it was on a dude, apparently. Yeah, he wasn't.
00:58:02
William Whaley
ah
00:58:02
Jacob Contreras
Good for him for having standards.
00:58:03
William Whaley
hey
00:58:03
dylankite
but He wasn't putting up with that shit, not in my army.
00:58:03
William Whaley
yeah here
00:58:05
Jacob Contreras
yeah
00:58:08
Jacob Contreras
i ah
00:58:11
William Whaley
he said said he said this bit's built like brier like her hell no yeah hitting all me because
00:58:13
Jacob Contreras
ah
00:58:15
dylankite
Yeah, yeah, you know to that sharp rep when he was getting the complaints like, are you sure you want to do this?
00:58:16
Jacob Contreras
heil
00:58:23
Jacob Contreras
he's He's just like you could ruin this young lady's career. like
00:58:27
dylankite
Yeah, just toss her a little like, come on, man.
00:58:29
Jacob Contreras
okay yeah so
00:58:29
William Whaley
he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he He said hey, you know they're good from around It's
00:58:36
Jacob Contreras
Oh man.
00:58:39
dylankite
It's it's like that a teacher that gets arrested for ah when it's a female and it's with like a 17 year old boy.
00:58:39
Jacob Contreras
i
00:58:43
Jacob Contreras
I see no crime.
00:58:48
dylankite
Yeah, like.
00:58:48
Jacob Contreras
I see no crime.
00:58:49
William Whaley
gotta have a victim here Yeah
00:58:50
dylankite
You know he didn't complain like.
00:58:51
Jacob Contreras
Victimless crime. Victimless crime. I was like, so somebody else got salty on my behalf? No.
00:58:57
William Whaley
yeah
00:58:57
dylankite
Yeah.
00:58:58
Jacob Contreras
Not pressing charges.
00:58:59
dylankite
Yeah, like I think it's usually the parents.
00:59:01
William Whaley
So you're telling me I gotta, I gotta to arrest her so that I don't get no more blowies before fucking study all. This is bullshit.
00:59:08
dylankite
Yeah.
00:59:09
Jacob Contreras
you know yeah That just tells me, like, a y'all some of y'all can't keep y'all's mouth shut.
00:59:15
William Whaley
Yeah. You gotta watch out, man.
00:59:16
dylankite
Yeah, that's high school for you, man.
00:59:17
Jacob Contreras
unless Unless you got too clingy and then you have no way of cutting it off, you're like, bitch, I got to turn you in.
00:59:21
William Whaley
Yeah, I'm at it.
00:59:22
dylankite
yeah
00:59:22
Jacob Contreras
so Like, this shit is raining.
00:59:23
William Whaley
I gotta cut this.
00:59:24
Jacob Contreras
Of course, you're in love. I'm out here just trying to have a good time.
00:59:25
dylankite
Yeah, the A's have been cool, but I mean, but you're, listen, your kids are older than me.
00:59:28
Jacob Contreras
yeah
00:59:35
Jacob Contreras
Yeah.
00:59:35
dylankite
I'm not trying to parent out here.
00:59:37
Jacob Contreras
yeah
00:59:41
dylankite
Miss Dixon, chill out.
00:59:43
William Whaley
Yeah.
00:59:45
Jacob Contreras
and
00:59:46
William Whaley
I'm not trying to have child support checks at 18.
00:59:47
Jacob Contreras
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, yeah, yeah. I'm trying to go to college, bitch.
00:59:50
William Whaley
Oh yeah.
00:59:54
dylankite
Oh man, b bless bless their hearts. But yeah, that was unfortunate.
Relationship Dynamics and Humor
01:00:02
Jacob Contreras
Lost the trainee.
01:00:03
dylankite
Mm-hmm.
01:00:04
William Whaley
Yeah.
01:00:04
Jacob Contreras
Damn.
01:00:05
William Whaley
Well, again, Kai's just ah upset that, you know, when he was all the boy that the priest never took any shots at him.
01:00:11
Jacob Contreras
Yeah, he he's out here asking like, what was what wasn't I doing?
01:00:14
dylankite
You know, that is a blow to the...
01:00:21
dylankite
Hold on, let me cough real quick.
01:00:23
William Whaley
like What did I not do?
01:00:27
Jacob Contreras
Was I not good enough?
01:00:27
dylankite
When I ah when i was 25 or 26, I was at Fort Knox and I met this girl and we went to this bar. Unknown to me, it was a gay bar. And I'm standing in there and by the time I found out it's gayboar, I'm like, what the fuck? No one's offered by me a fucking drink. What's going on?
01:00:48
Jacob Contreras
do
01:00:50
dylankite
Yeah.
01:00:51
Jacob Contreras
good just taking blows to your self- eeeem left and right They probably saw the way he dressed and was like, this guy's not gay.
01:00:54
dylankite
yeah Like, come on.
01:00:54
William Whaley
yeah
01:00:55
dylankite
Like, I know y'all want to fuck. Let's, I mean, at least fucking entertain me.
01:01:00
William Whaley
Yeah, yeah Yeah, no style yeah there buddy he's got a six seven or eight head over here like Yeah
01:01:00
dylankite
Yeah.
01:01:02
Jacob Contreras
He dresses like shit.
01:01:04
dylankite
that
01:01:09
dylankite
Why is he wearing khaki shorts? Like fucking cargo shorts?
01:01:12
Jacob Contreras
Yeah, easy.
01:01:12
dylankite
get to like This guy ain't gay.
01:01:14
Jacob Contreras
Yeah.
01:01:14
dylankite
He's just a fucking loser. yeah
01:01:16
Jacob Contreras
You ain't going to get free drinks off of us, weirdo.
01:01:19
William Whaley
yeah He sits out here trying to get free drinks. How sad do you have to be?
01:01:28
William Whaley
He's like, I just really wanted to win.
01:01:28
dylankite
of
01:01:29
Jacob Contreras
That was not a good time in Kite's life, all right? He was taking blows left and right.
01:01:31
dylankite
yeah
01:01:31
William Whaley
No, no, no, no, the Hawk two is apparently can't
01:01:33
dylankite
ah
01:01:34
Jacob Contreras
And not the good ones.
01:01:38
Jacob Contreras
Yeah, no.
01:01:39
Jacob Contreras
Still to this day. To this day.
01:01:39
dylankite
Can't even get one of those in a gay club, man.
01:01:42
William Whaley
even get one of those in the game.
01:01:44
dylankite
It must be on layaway. She must be waiting to pick it up. I don't know.
01:01:51
Jacob Contreras
I'll tell you what, you're not getting it this year, buddy.
01:01:53
Jacob Contreras
Maybe not next year.
01:01:53
William Whaley
yeah yeah
01:01:53
dylankite
I have to keep adding ah a number to the board, you know days without a hot tour. like It just went up to 43.
01:02:01
Jacob Contreras
It's because you're too loud in the garage.
01:02:03
dylankite
I need to get one of those. We should make one of those with like the podcast logo and it says days without a hot two and you you can like flip a number around on it.
01:02:05
William Whaley
yeah
01:02:11
dylankite
Like, Oh fuck.
01:02:11
Jacob Contreras
The only person I know who would use it is you.
01:02:14
William Whaley
yeah
01:02:14
dylankite
Yeah.
01:02:15
Jacob Contreras
but
01:02:16
dylankite
ah I'd put it near the front door too. So she has to see it every day.
01:02:19
Jacob Contreras
yeah
01:02:20
William Whaley
Hey, first off, first off, first off, have you, have you thought about buying her a new appliance?
01:02:21
Jacob Contreras
ah
01:02:27
dylankite
No, we could use a new vacuum, but
01:02:28
William Whaley
That's the problem. There it is.
01:02:30
Jacob Contreras
Hey, I told you I did I now put you on game like a few episodes ago.
01:02:32
William Whaley
Nice and dog. We tried to.
01:02:34
dylankite
yeah
01:02:36
Jacob Contreras
Come on, man.
01:02:36
William Whaley
yeah
01:02:36
dylankite
It was one of the first episodes we were, yeah, going over vacuums, yeah.
01:02:37
Jacob Contreras
Get it together. that Echo. Yeah. Yeah.
01:02:41
William Whaley
i I live, we laid it all out. I told you about how a vacuum
01:02:43
Jacob Contreras
Yeah.
01:02:45
William Whaley
get you extra Hawk to look.
01:02:45
dylankite
It gets you that Indian burn.
01:02:48
Jacob Contreras
Hey, not only does the vacuum suck, but it it puts it on.
01:02:48
William Whaley
but
01:02:55
dylankite
It's like psychological manipulation, like, this is sucking.
01:02:57
William Whaley
that
01:02:57
Jacob Contreras
well
01:02:59
dylankite
You know, I could suck something, you know?
01:03:02
William Whaley
ah
01:03:03
Jacob Contreras
Try to put you on game. We've been, you know what? like I think we're 10 years deep of trying to put you on game, and you're just not picking it up.
01:03:07
William Whaley
it's It's your fault.
01:03:10
dylankite
Yeah, yeah.
01:03:10
William Whaley
You're not there's other moves other than missionary kite.
01:03:12
Jacob Contreras
and yeah
01:03:17
William Whaley
there's other moves.
01:03:18
dylankite
Hey, that's in and out.
01:03:18
Jacob Contreras
ah
01:03:24
dylankite
We were watching Miss Rachel today because little lady gets breathing treatments once in a while.
01:03:28
Jacob Contreras
Weird transition but okay.
01:03:30
dylankite
Yeah, and I have to put something on. She had Miss Rachel on and it was like that's part where she's like, you know, putting something in. She goes, put it in, put it in. Yay. And I was like, are you watching this? like oh I take notes while you're watching.
01:03:43
William Whaley
left
01:03:46
Jacob Contreras
You want me to take notes for you, Kite?
01:03:48
William Whaley
the
01:03:53
Jacob Contreras
Just make sure you retain it.
01:03:55
dylankite
next time she's probably ain't gonna let us up so but yeah next time we're getting her done i'm gonna say that as soon as i go it put it in yeah all right we're done hey hey that's her problem it's got a hair trigger anyway i will already got mine by the
01:03:56
William Whaley
fifth
01:04:03
William Whaley
you yeah
01:04:07
William Whaley
immediately get off
01:04:08
Jacob Contreras
And immediately, Kite, go take a shower.
01:04:09
William Whaley
get off just get out yeah
01:04:13
Jacob Contreras
Get out of here.
01:04:13
William Whaley
You gotta finish this one on your own, big dog.
01:04:22
William Whaley
You're saving me the trouble now.
01:04:24
Jacob Contreras
yeah
01:04:26
William Whaley
Joke's on you.
01:04:26
dylankite
Now I don't have to act like I'm still into it, you know?
01:04:30
Jacob Contreras
yeah
01:04:31
dylankite
I was done five minutes ago.
01:04:33
William Whaley
I've been done. Jeez.
01:04:39
dylankite
Oh, man. Yeah.
01:04:40
William Whaley
God damn, dude.
01:04:41
Jacob Contreras
I believe every word too.
01:04:42
William Whaley
100%.
01:04:43
Jacob Contreras
i
01:04:43
William Whaley
Yeah. like out of there No doubt about it.
01:04:46
dylankite
There were no lies told.
01:04:47
William Whaley
Yeah.
01:04:50
William Whaley
No doubt a fuck about it. I don't fuck a dude. Yeah. I just, I don't know, brother. I don't know. I said, Gordon, you got to dig it.
01:05:02
dylankite
Yeah, that's true. We need to get a t-shirt line going with some of these one liners.
01:05:06
William Whaley
ah Yeah, we got to. I floated the idea while I was at drill, because they've all caught on to when I say long story short, because I use that in real life as well, when the long story short is going to be
01:05:17
Jacob Contreras
Yeah, long story long.
Podcast Merchandise and Plans
01:05:20
William Whaley
much longer than if it was.
01:05:21
Jacob Contreras
Hey, everybody take a knee.
01:05:22
William Whaley
yeah yeah
01:05:23
Jacob Contreras
We're gonna be here a minute.
01:05:23
William Whaley
yeah and That's so I told her I was like I want to make a shirt like like either with a symbol like emojis like like like I don't know like a hand or a ruler or something and then like you know and then a Open book and then like like a hand going like short or something like that Like but obviously do it in a different do it different ways and they all thought it was a great idea They're like dude. I fucking buy one of those um
01:05:46
dylankite
you
01:05:47
William Whaley
Shout out to my boy, Falk Boy, Faulkner. He graduated um Columbus Firefighter Academy um just prior to drill. So he'll be starting that career. I know he's jonesing for it. He wants to go save cats out of trees. But I felt like he should get it.
01:06:04
Jacob Contreras
All I hear is he wants to play with hoses.
01:06:06
Jacob Contreras
That's weird.
01:06:06
William Whaley
Yeah, that's super weird, dude.
01:06:08
William Whaley
But no, man, good kid.
01:06:09
Jacob Contreras
Happy Pride Mod, by the way.
01:06:11
William Whaley
happy, happy grandmother to Faulkner and his hoses. But no, ah but he was, yeah, he he he dropped us a review. So yeah, if you do listen to the show, I know this is the first one in what, 70 days or something like that. My buddy texts me, my buddy texts me, he goes, he goes, 49 days in County, no pod.
01:06:26
Jacob Contreras
It's been a while. Yeah, it's been a while.
01:06:31
William Whaley
What happened? I was like, I blame it on YouTube, of course.
01:06:34
Jacob Contreras
The glue guy, glue guy gone.
01:06:35
William Whaley
I blame it on YouTube, of course. No, what but no, I just says that we've all been pretty fucking busy, but and we're the worst part you know podcast host ever.
01:06:37
Jacob Contreras
Oh, naturally, yeah.
01:06:45
William Whaley
But we're going to get back on track. We're going to try to. He's on ah fucking Contras on leave. Fucking kite. He's just. We're just going to have to guilt trip them into getting on you know and do a podcast with us. But yeah, we want to get more consistent, obviously. I know we say it all the time, but we'll definitely keep trying. um you know Awesome you know for you that you know still listen and shit like that. We do hear your feedback. um But if you do, whatever platform you do find us on or listen, just drop a like, a comment like, hey, even in a bad comment. Like, oh, one star, these dudes used retard
01:07:22
William Whaley
the word retard too much or something.
01:07:23
dylankite
yeah
01:07:23
William Whaley
I don't know. At least he listened. You know what I'm saying?
01:07:26
Jacob Contreras
yeah
01:07:27
William Whaley
Give us a fucking, you know, give us a shout out brother. Yeah. No, then that's why I was also shouting out Faulkner. I think he was like the first one to actually, he was like, he's like, dude, I listened to most of your episodes. I'll give you a review. I was like sick. So I haven't actually read it yet. Um, maybe it's not a great one, but
01:07:41
dylankite
How do you even see reviews?
01:07:42
Jacob Contreras
hey Yeah, it's a bad one. It's all shout out to this dude.
01:07:44
William Whaley
it's yeah
01:07:45
Jacob Contreras
He left us the worst review lit us on fire.
01:07:45
William Whaley
yeah Yeah, he just let us lot like these fucking racist with piece racist piece of shit um No, but like yeah yeah anything would help um rating the show reviewing the show depending on what platform you're on um If you want to watch our lovely faces, um I know right now when we post um using the platform we do when we post to um Apple podcasts
01:07:49
dylankite
These dudes are trash.
01:08:06
dylankite
you
01:08:14
William Whaley
our Video goes straight through so if you want to watch our watch us You know see what we look like, you know, put it kind of put a face to the voice or whatever um catch us on there um We're gonna try to get back to post on a YouTube um And figure out why we can't do video to Spotify. I know when we post through the platform we do it doesn't come up, right but um Yeah, man, just Yeah, appreciate you guys sticking with us. I know this is a long hiatus, but we're back and we're gonna be better than ever kite kite is even gonna get a hot tour so we gotta show you add that to the soundboard can you can you yeah you gotta have that and now man and we're gonna have to we're gonna have to get you kite let i know we talked about it for let me let me be the host let me show you how the soundboard is uh
01:08:46
dylankite
Do you, when you, yeah, hopefully when you open it on apple podcast, there's a button that says reported concern. Let me add that to the soundboard.
01:09:01
Jacob Contreras
yeah yeah we're gonna have to add that one for
01:09:12
dylankite
You can.
01:09:13
Jacob Contreras
what What I'm gonna do is I'm just gonna get an attachment or something and mail it to him So that way he doesn't have to find it.
01:09:16
William Whaley
We got a hot kid or something, dude.
01:09:18
Jacob Contreras
He can just quick key or hotkey it Yeah, it was like we got to get him, right?
01:09:21
William Whaley
like this is this We got to get we gotta to do something because there was multiple times where you could have added a little flavor tonight, a little pepper, a little pepper to it.
01:09:30
Jacob Contreras
It's every episode. It's every episode. episode At this point, I know i want everybody to know it's not a bit.
01:09:30
dylankite
Hey, I probably should have.
01:09:32
dylankite
I should have.
01:09:36
Jacob Contreras
He just sucks.
01:09:37
William Whaley
He just, he's terrible. Look, the first thing when you said like, yeah, like I walked through there. People salute me in the, uh, the parking lot. I said, that's gay as fuck.
01:09:47
Jacob Contreras
i i even When I was saying it, I was like, oh, it's happening.
01:09:50
William Whaley
oh it's yeah the He's like, well, what's, what do we want here?
01:09:51
Jacob Contreras
It's coming. It's coming. I was like, nah.
01:09:55
William Whaley
And he went with, I'm going to come. Oh man.
01:09:57
Jacob Contreras
Yeah, I was like, yeah.
01:09:57
William Whaley
That was terrible. ah Do better is all I say.
01:09:58
Jacob Contreras
like We can do, yeah, we ah you can be better.
01:10:04
Jacob Contreras
I know you can be better.
01:10:04
William Whaley
yeah you can we Yeah.
01:10:05
William Whaley
Well, we can all be better. Uh, maybe we'll put out more shows than once every, uh, you know, harvest.
01:10:12
Jacob Contreras
We'll get back in the swing of things.
01:10:12
William Whaley
but Oh yeah.
01:10:13
Jacob Contreras
yeah as i We got time. we might We might have another, or I'm going to take this show on the road and then, you know, Will and I will be together for a little bit in September.
01:10:22
William Whaley
Yeah.
01:10:23
Jacob Contreras
So we'll we'll we'll get it figured out.
01:10:26
William Whaley
Oh, for sure. We'll do do some. Yeah, definitely joint ones. ah ah Look for coming up in July. um Definitely going to do one. ah Me and Kite are going to be together for 4th of July down in Gatlinburg or Pigeon Forge, which is right outside of Gatlinburg. We'll do one, try to figure something out where we can do one live or not live, but ah but yeah, co located and and get that get that one. squared away. So yeah, but we'll talk more about that offline just so you're tracking and we can try to figure it all out and then probably won't be on the fourth itself, but maybe the fifth or something when you're not busy. I mean, I know you guys, it doesn't even fucking get dark in Alaska. We didn't even go see the cars get thrown off a cliff that year.
01:11:10
Jacob Contreras
dude It is bright and sunny outside and we're at 7 30 p.m. I was like it won't We're gonna be up for a while You
01:11:17
William Whaley
Yeah, i didn' so i't i don't understand I don't understand how you celebrate 4th of July in Alaska.
01:11:18
dylankite
Bye.
01:11:23
William Whaley
I was there.
01:11:23
Jacob Contreras
don't you throw cars off a cliff because you can't do fireworks Well,
01:11:24
William Whaley
wink
01:11:27
William Whaley
Yeah, and we didn't even get to see it. We just got drunk by the fire while I was still daylight.
01:11:31
Jacob Contreras
there's that too, I mean there's always that
01:11:32
William Whaley
there's a But now is a great time, but now we'll wrap it up. We're at an hour 11 again. Thank you. Um, you know, boys and girls for fucking sticking with us, but yeah, we're going to get better. We're going to continue to improve. I know I always say it. Um, but this time I mean it. I think possibly, probably not.
01:11:51
Jacob Contreras
now No, no, no self improvement.
01:11:53
William Whaley
It might be another month before you hear us again, but Hey, stay tuned. Keep, keep liking, you know, rating it. Know what I'm talking about.