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Speaker: Y'all!
Speaker: What's friggin' happening, eh?
Speaker: We're back, a little two-week hiatus again.
Speaker: You know, we might as well just do bi-weekly episodes at this point.
Speaker: We got, you know, we're here.
Speaker: Eric's mom came to Texas last week, so that's why we didn't record.
Speaker: And I can't record with Baker myself because Baker's just super fucking dry.
Speaker: We had some good stories we could have told.
Speaker: Apparently, we were told, I was just informed right before the podcast that
Speaker: Breaking news.
Speaker: Yeah, breaking news.
Speaker: We have breaking sports news.
Speaker: No.
Speaker: But apparently we can't shit on Baker anymore.
Speaker: I mean, crazy, right?
Speaker: The fucking world we grew up in.
Speaker: Fucking dude's too soft.
Speaker: Went crying to his parents.
Speaker: I gotta watch what I say, apparently.
Speaker: You like me way too much.
Speaker: No, Baker, leave him alone, alright?
Speaker: That's what makes the podcast funny.
Speaker: Bro, I mean, he can talk about me all he wants, but just the reviews that are coming in.
Speaker: It's true.
Speaker: I guess we're getting some crazy reviews.
Speaker: Our 10 listeners are giving us reviews.
Speaker: If that.
Speaker: Well, we got, by the way, an update on our stats.
Speaker: What, we got four episodes?
Speaker: Yep.
Speaker: We got 70, I think I checked before this, it was 74 listens.
Speaker: So...
Speaker: Hey, my bad, hey.
Speaker: We're averaging almost, what, is it 20 views per view?
Speaker: Hey, good math, kid.
Speaker: Good math.
Speaker: Atta boy.
Speaker: Hey, 20, 40, 60, 80.
Speaker: Hey, how about it?
Speaker: All right.
Speaker: Let's get a little life update here.
Speaker: Baker, I'll ask you for one since we've got to be less mean to you, apparently.
Speaker: Yep, go ahead.
Speaker: I just asked you.
Speaker: What do you mean?
Speaker: Go ahead.
Speaker: I just asked.
Speaker: You know.
Speaker: All right.
Speaker: I'm tired of you.
Speaker: Shut up.
Speaker: Literally, I tried to be nice to him.
Speaker: He's like, hey.
Speaker: I tried to be nice to him.
Speaker: Dude can't even comprehend English.
Speaker: So.
Speaker: Literally, I'm going to ask you how you're doing.
Speaker: He's like, all right, go ahead.
Speaker: Ask me.
Speaker: I'm like, what?
Speaker: Whatever.
Speaker: Go ahead, Baker.
Speaker: I'll let you go again.
Speaker: Retry.
Speaker: Thanks.
Speaker: You get one retry.
Speaker: I'm in my second week of work.
Speaker: I'm homeless.
Speaker: Why are you so boring, bro?
Speaker: All right.
Speaker: All right.
Speaker: Good job that – I'm in my second week of work.
Speaker: Yeah, the job that Eric vouched for me to get.
Speaker: I'm in my second week.
Speaker: You know, that's going pretty good.
Speaker: I'm back to drinking.
Speaker: I took a month off of drinking, and now I drink every weekend.
Speaker: So we're back to that.
Speaker: Been out with Jake a couple times.
Speaker: That's pretty cool.
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: Last three weekends.
Speaker: We're on a three-weekend bender.
Speaker: I got to watch what I say, but these two dudes can go out on a date together.
Speaker: Crazy.
Speaker: I wouldn't call it a three-weekend bender.
Speaker: No, no, no.
Speaker: It's not a bender, but I mean, I've been third wheeling most of the time, so.
Speaker: Who would have thought, huh?
Speaker: Crazy.
Speaker: Also, Baker's not being enthusiastic enough about work.
Speaker: This dude literally said yesterday he's excited to go back to work on Monday.
Speaker: Oh, yeah.
Speaker: I'm ready to go.
Speaker: Who says that?
Speaker: I don't care what job you got.
Speaker: Who says that?
Speaker: Someone who likes their job, bro.
Speaker: Yeah, we'll see how long he likes it for, though.
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: It's always what people like the first couple weeks of the job.
Speaker: Yeah, it's new.
Speaker: Everything's new.
Speaker: You're learning stuff.
Speaker: It's when it becomes dry, which will probably be in, I would say I'd give it a month, another month.
Speaker: Took Eric a while to get into that cycle.
Speaker: When I was working full time, because I started to, Eric went to another semester of school, and then he told me, like, he got his job.
Speaker: He was hyped.
Speaker: I was like, trust me, dude.
Speaker: You're going to get like four or five, six months down the road, and you're going to be like, it's fucking below.
Speaker: Now I feel like once a week, it's the same thing every day.
Speaker: So routine, so mundane.
Speaker: Once a week, somebody puts in the chat and is like, now this is the rest of our life.
Speaker: Nothing changes.
Speaker: If you think about it in the grand scheme of things, to think I have another 40 plus years of doing this, bro, it's hard to be enthusiastic about going to work no matter what I'm doing.
Speaker: I could be fucking playing football, which is the most...
Speaker: fun thing that I could think of doing.
Speaker: Nah, it is not a 40-year career.
Speaker: Your cheeks, bro.
Speaker: That's crazy.
Speaker: Because we have to be nice to Baker now, everyone's going to shit on me.
Speaker: Bro, you can shit on me, too.
Speaker: All right.
Speaker: I mean, I would, but I feel bad for you.
Speaker: I don't feel bad for Baker.
Speaker: I've got it.
Speaker: What about it?
Speaker: He's got it coming.
Speaker: Baker's got it coming real good, you know?
Speaker: All right.
Speaker: See, I'm trying to watch what I say here, and then you're just teasing me with this stuff.
Speaker: I don't tease him, bro.
Speaker: It's crazy.
Speaker: Eric's tempted by it.
Speaker: He's like, hmm, Colbin.
Speaker: All right.
Speaker: Well, that's enough from Baker.
Speaker: I heard enough from him already.
Speaker: So, Eric, how was your time with your mom last week?
Speaker: Oh, it was fantastic.
Speaker: Fantastic.
Speaker: We just ate a lot of food.
Speaker: That's nothing new there for you.
Speaker: All right.
Speaker: All right.
Speaker: Fuck you.
Speaker: And yeah, so I showed her around.
Speaker: She loved it.
Speaker: She wants to move here, which I would be pretty cool, I guess.
Speaker: But.
Speaker: It was good.
Speaker: And then this past week of work was good.
Speaker: Started off like shit, no pun intended.
Speaker: I walked into the bathroom and there was literal fucking poop on the floor, bro.
Speaker: This dude just completely missed the toilet.
Speaker: I mean, that's just incredible to me.
Speaker: Not only did he shit on the toilet seat, but he just shit on the floor, like just a mud pie, just sitting there chilling.
Speaker: And not only that, but the crazier thing is the fact that they
Speaker: The dude, I went in there, and obviously the stall door is open.
Speaker: That's the only way I would have seen it.
Speaker: And his pants were on the ground, bro.
Speaker: Where the fuck did this – Where the fuck did this dude get another pair of pants, bro?
Speaker: Literally.
Speaker: So this dude like – Yeah, in the Home Depot, bro, where are you getting extra pants?
Speaker: So then you told me this dude went to the bathroom in shorts and then shits on the floor.
Speaker: How do you miss the toilet that bad?
Speaker: And then he walks out the Home Depot butt ass naked, bro?
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: Nobody noticed either?
Speaker: That's what I'm saying, bro.
Speaker: Like, how did his pants just get on the ground?
Speaker: Like, he wasn't in there.
Speaker: I think people do that shit on purpose.
Speaker: I do too.
Speaker: But who knows?
Speaker: It was the, I mean, I'm not trying to be like a, you know, a dick or anything, but it was the bigger stall.
Speaker: Oh, man.
Speaker: What do you mean?
Speaker: That's the one you go into.
Speaker: Last, what was it, like a couple weeks ago, you got in the handicap stall and there was a handicapped person waiting outside of it.
Speaker: I had to limp out, bro.
Speaker: I felt bad.
Speaker: I had to pretend.
Speaker: That was bad.
Speaker: Jake, I'd ask you, but I don't give a fuck.
Speaker: All right, Jake, how was your week?
Speaker: Oh, it was all right.
Speaker: I don't give a fuck.
Speaker: Shut up.
Speaker: Okay.
Speaker: Um, no, it was good.
Speaker: I, uh, it was busy week at work.
Speaker: You know, it's been a busy time for me.
Speaker: Other than that, you know, not really much.
Speaker: We celebrated my pop's birthday on Friday.
Speaker: Um, you know, he's, he, he's a big 55 now.
Speaker: So he's getting up there.
Speaker: Uh, bro, bro.
Speaker: He's, he's up there.
Speaker: Um,
Speaker: And then we played some golf yesterday.
Speaker: Can't ask for a better thing to do in March in Maine.
Speaker: How about it?
Speaker: And a shot like shit, so it's cool.
Speaker: I'm going to sell all my golf shit and give up.
Speaker: But yeah, this is pretty much how it's been going for your boy the weekend before, when we didn't record, when I would
Speaker: With Baker and the lady and the family.
Speaker: The old lady, eh?
Speaker: The old lady.
Speaker: Jake's got an old lady now.
Speaker: Like an old lady, baby.
Speaker: Fucking Hicks.
Speaker: Does she listen?
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: No.
Speaker: Bro, nobody.
Speaker: She doesn't care about G. Nobody listens.
Speaker: Anybody who cares about me doesn't listen to us.
Speaker: Because they don't really care about you.
Speaker: My mom tried listening.
Speaker: She's like, yeah, that'll be the last time.
Speaker: She literally texted me while I was at work.
Speaker: It was like Tuesday or Wednesday.
Speaker: And she's like, listening to your podcast for the first time, probably the last time.
Speaker: I think she listened to Eric's part.
Speaker: So the first 45 seconds.
Speaker: I am so tired of this, bro.
Speaker: Everyone acting like I'm the only one that says crazy shit on the podcast.
Speaker: You said you felt like dancing on a dildo.
Speaker: Yeah, that's a little bit too out of pocket, bro.
Speaker: I mean, bro, that's how I was feeling.
Speaker: I don't know.
Speaker: I don't know what to tell you.
Speaker: All right.
Speaker: But this week we came up with, you know, getting into the weekly theme.
Speaker: Baker came up with an idea of Mount Rushmore's.
Speaker: Holy shit about time, dude, came up with an idea.
Speaker: I know.
Speaker: Dude contributed and fucking minimally.
Speaker: But yeah, I came up with this idea.
Speaker: Just we came up with different topics.
Speaker: We don't know each other's topics yet.
Speaker: So when you guys hear it, we're hearing it.
Speaker: And yeah,
Speaker: Yeah, we basically just came up with our own Mount Rushmore's of certain topics.
Speaker: So, Baker, if you want to start.
Speaker: No, actually, never mind.
Speaker: Jake.
Speaker: Let Baker go, bro.
Speaker: I'm trying to hear what this dude has to say.
Speaker: And Baker, speak up.
Speaker: Speak with your fucking chest, kid.
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: Use your nuts when you talk, bud.
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: Let them drop it.
Speaker: All right.
Speaker: My topic is, so it's related to sports.
Speaker: I'm not sure what you guys' topics are related to, but.
Speaker: Let's do things.
Speaker: We're on MST, bro.
Speaker: Thanks.
Speaker: Yep.
Speaker: So these are my, I guess, childhood.
Speaker: We all grew up at the same time.
Speaker: No shit.
Speaker: Sports inspirations.
Speaker: So I – This dude is corny, bro.
Speaker: All right.
Speaker: I watch all four – See how he's low-key tight.
Speaker: He was like – He's low-key tight.
Speaker: Bro, why are you so boring?
Speaker: Fucking spice it up a little bit.
Speaker: What do you want me to say?
Speaker: Just let him go, bro.
Speaker: All right.
Speaker: Sorry.
Speaker: We got to stop.
Speaker: What do you mean?
Speaker: I'm sorry.
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: Come on, dude.
Speaker: All right.
Speaker: I don't have my top one.
Speaker: My top one.
Speaker: I apologize.
Speaker: Can I go now?
Speaker: Can I speak?
Speaker: Yeah, go ahead.
Speaker: Jesus Christ.
Speaker: Hey, don't use the Lord's name and speak on the podcast.
Speaker: Fuck you.
Speaker: We got Tom Brady.
Speaker: I think that's probably everybody's number one.
Speaker: Good job.
Speaker: All right.
Speaker: Number two, David Ortiz.
Speaker: Anybody else disagree with that?
Speaker: Oh, so only Boston?
Speaker: Influential?
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: In Boston.
Speaker: Bro, you don't hit dingers.
Speaker: What do you mean?
Speaker: He's a hero.
Speaker: You're just saying influential to you?
Speaker: No, like to the... I mean, I picked the four major sports, but I watch all the four major sports.
Speaker: Some of you didn't watch basketball.
Speaker: Some of you didn't watch hockey.
Speaker: I would assume everybody watched football.
Speaker: Bro, I watched all of them.
Speaker: Shut up.
Speaker: All right.
Speaker: Well, then what's your list?
Speaker: No, if you finish yours.
Speaker: Would you agree with that?
Speaker: Is this influential to you or just the city?
Speaker: No, too.
Speaker: I guess the city, in my opinion.
Speaker: Oh, okay.
Speaker: Go ahead.
Speaker: And then for the Celtics in my third spot, I ranked them in terms of how I watch sports, too.
Speaker: Paul Pierce, and then we got Bergeron to end it.
Speaker: Dude, Eric's dying, bro.
Speaker: He's got the chubby laugh going, too.
Speaker: The fucking silent bounce-up-and-down laugh.
Speaker: Fucking Santa Claus laugh.
Speaker: So I can't be mean to Baker.
Speaker: Step away from the mic.
Speaker: Because he goes to cry to his fucking parents, but he can be mean to me.
Speaker: Bro, I didn't say shit.
Speaker: They came to me saying that you're mean to me.
Speaker: Yeah, they're like, Baker, we're worried about you, honey.
Speaker: They call him Baker too.
Speaker: Alexander.
Speaker: Alexandria.
Speaker: We're worried about you.
Speaker: Sandro.
Speaker: His middle name, Sandro, for those who don't know.
Speaker: So who'd you say?
Speaker: You said Tom Brady, Big Papi, Paul Pierce, and Patrice Bergeron.
Speaker: I disagree with the Bruins one.
Speaker: No, it doesn't have to be like sports.
Speaker: It doesn't have to be all of major four sports.
Speaker: It can be like there was somebody on the Patriots that was bigger to you than Bergeron.
Speaker: You can pick them.
Speaker: I would go –
Speaker: I would definitely go Brady, obviously.
Speaker: I'd probably go Ortiz, too.
Speaker: I think that's a good one.
Speaker: I mean, I guess it has to be in our lifetime.
Speaker: So, yeah, Ortiz.
Speaker: If it wasn't in our lifetime, I'd say Pedro.
Speaker: Pedro was in our lifetime.
Speaker: Same time frame.
Speaker: Very early, though.
Speaker: Yeah, like very young, young, but still.
Speaker: So I'll just stick with Ortiz because I did grow up watching him.
Speaker: And then I would say...
Speaker: I would say Aaron Hernandez.
Speaker: No.
Speaker: I would say Zdeno Chara.
Speaker: And then probably, yeah, Paul Pierce is a good one.
Speaker: Yeah, I'd say Paul Pierce.
Speaker: Actually, KG.
Speaker: I'll go KG.
Speaker: Although he wasn't here his whole career.
Speaker: I'll go KG.
Speaker: All right.
Speaker: That's pretty good.
Speaker: I like those.
Speaker: For me,
Speaker: I'll pick one from each team.
Speaker: I'm going to go Kevin Falk.
Speaker: Huh?
Speaker: For the Sox, I'm going Danny Santana.
Speaker: No ma.
Speaker: The Celtics, I'm going Eddie House.
Speaker: Pulled out the fucking names.
Speaker: And the Bruins, I'm going to go Dennis Seidenberg.
Speaker: Oh!
Speaker: Seidenberg, that's crazy.
Speaker: What a boy.
Speaker: Oh, yeah, I just had to pull some crazy names there.
Speaker: All right, but let's see.
Speaker: Obviously, Tom Brady, that's a given.
Speaker: Chris Kelly.
Speaker: That's another name from Bruins.
Speaker: I go with Tom Brady for sure.
Speaker: Big Papi is a given for sure.
Speaker: And then the last two is kind of a toss-up.
Speaker: I'm a big fan of the truth.
Speaker: And he's, you know, he's there pretty much.
Speaker: First like 14 years of our lives.
Speaker: Yeah, I'll go the truth.
Speaker: And then the last one.
Speaker: This is tough.
Speaker: There's a couple of good options here.
Speaker: Yeah, like this Pedro, like Eric said, there's a. There's this PD.
Speaker: Yep.
Speaker: There's Chara Bergeron, Brad Marchand even be tossing there.
Speaker: But.
Speaker: There's also the name of a guy, future Hall of Famer, greatest tight end of all time, Rob Gronkowski.
Speaker: Dog.
Speaker: That's a good one.
Speaker: Think of how lucky we are, man.
Speaker: We've seen some fucking athletes come through here.
Speaker: Gronk, Edelman.
Speaker: Yeah, Edelman was close.
Speaker: I mean, these guys are just classic, bro.
Speaker: Ben Jarvis Green Nellis Just classic Gritty When you're talking about guys like Gronk, Edelman, Welker Amendola, Chris Hogan You're talking gritty Might not be your best athlete But guys that just They're in the playbook all the time Blue collar
Speaker: In the playbook, study and film, you know, always will go the extra inch for you.
Speaker: Might not got the extra inch, but he'll go it.
Speaker: Exactly.
Speaker: Oh, yeah.
Speaker: Now we've been lucky.
Speaker: We get six Super Bowls from the Pats in our lifetime.
Speaker: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker: Six Super Bowls from the Pats.
Speaker: We get what?
Speaker: Four World Series from the Red Sox.
Speaker: Yep.
Speaker: We got a championship from the Bruins and the Celtics as well.
Speaker: So.
Speaker: We got two from the Bruins or no?
Speaker: Just one.
Speaker: Just one.
Speaker: 2011.
Speaker: We've been treated.
Speaker: Treated nicely.
Speaker: And now we suck at everything.
Speaker: So.
Speaker: Yep.
Speaker: I mean, except for basketball.
Speaker: And I guess we're still pretty good at hockey.
Speaker: But they'll probably both choke in the playoffs per usual.
Speaker: All right.
Speaker: Not that bigger.
Speaker: You know, I'll give you a little bit of credit at least, you know.
Speaker: A little opening topic, you know.
Speaker: All right, Eric, you go next.
Speaker: I'll let you go next.
Speaker: All right.
Speaker: So I just went something that everyone can relate to.
Speaker: So I just went like alcoholic drinks.
Speaker: You know, the weather's nice here.
Speaker: It's 80 degrees.
Speaker: The fucking birds are chirping.
Speaker: I don't know if you can hear them outside, but it's fucking beautiful here.
Speaker: You guys got some nice weather down there, up there.
Speaker: Yeah, it's not bad.
Speaker: I just went – it's got me in the mood to just like a nice Saturday afternoon, just open a – crack open a nice cold drink.
Speaker: So this is just any alcohol.
Speaker: So it could be beer.
Speaker: It could be seltzers.
Speaker: It could be anything.
Speaker: Liquor.
Speaker: Yeah, liquor.
Speaker: So I went – this is obviously my personal Mount Rushmore.
Speaker: I went long drink, the brand.
Speaker: Oh, yeah, long dink.
Speaker: Yeah, nice and long dink, dude.
Speaker: I don't like sipping on a nice long dink by the pool.
Speaker: No, but long drinks are fire.
Speaker: If you guys haven't had a long drink, I mean, I know you guys have, but... That shit's slapping.
Speaker: That shit... Cold, too?
Speaker: That shit bustsing.
Speaker: Bustsing, bustsing.
Speaker: And then I went Down East Cider.
Speaker: I know Jake's tired of the ciders, but I just... I love me a nice Down East.
Speaker: And then I hit you with a nice beer, because I don't know why, but... What kind of beer?
Speaker: I have a big moon.
Speaker: Oh, Blue Moon?
Speaker: Yeah, with a little orange slice.
Speaker: Muy bien.
Speaker: Very good.
Speaker: Yeah, muy bien.
Speaker: Very refreshing.
Speaker: And then I went classic, just a vodka Red Bull.
Speaker: I just like Red Bull.
Speaker: I like vodka.
Speaker: Solid list right there.
Speaker: Not a bad list, right?
Speaker: Kind of diverse.
Speaker: Something I could drink all those.
Speaker: So no hate for me on that end.
Speaker: I'm curious to see what Baker's got to say because –
Speaker: You know, Baker's probably got Corona, Modelo, Pacifico.
Speaker: I thought Baker's going to drink fucking margarita.
Speaker: Yeah, literally.
Speaker: Margarita, Modelo, Pacifico, Corona.
Speaker: Don't even have to speak, Baker.
Speaker: And chips is also.
Speaker: Mine starts with probably just simple vodka Sprite.
Speaker: Maybe throw a little crane in there, but...
Speaker: And then it will be a Corona.
Speaker: We'll be in the two spot.
Speaker: And then third, I'm going to go probably a margarita.
Speaker: And then I got to throw something lighter in there.
Speaker: You know, we'll go with a. I'll go with a Miller, a light Miller, usually when I'm golfing, but Miller High Life or Miller Lite Miller Lite.
Speaker: Alright, respectable That's my list For me, I'm gonna go Try and break it down by alcohol beverage For my hard liquor I'd probably say a vodka crane That's probably my My go-to, but lately I've been Drinking some margaritas lately They've been growing on me, I'm not a big tequila guy But the Casamigos That shit's good That shit's really good So it's been close
Speaker: So I'll throw a vodka crayon.
Speaker: Margarita is not quite there yet for me.
Speaker: I haven't drank it enough.
Speaker: Then I got to throw Modelo on there.
Speaker: That's like my favorite beer.
Speaker: You said it wrong though.
Speaker: Oh yeah, my fault.
Speaker: Modelo.
Speaker: Can I get a Modelo?
Speaker: Um, and then, uh, what else?
Speaker: Coors.
Speaker: It's just my, uh, it's like my first like real light beer that I drank.
Speaker: So it's kind of a go-to when there's nothing else.
Speaker: Um, and then four spots, tough, big, uh, big fan of long drink too.
Speaker: And then there's hoop tea, which is also good.
Speaker: Um,
Speaker: I gotta say long drink for sure.
Speaker: You can throw that on ice too, which is nice.
Speaker: Nice, nice, nice ice.
Speaker: And you know what, dude?
Speaker: They're pretty good for you.
Speaker: If you look up like the calories and shit, it's a good for you, but nothing good.
Speaker: In terms of alcohol drinks.
Speaker: They're not as bad for you.
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: That's, yeah, low calories.
Speaker: What are they?
Speaker: What are they?
Speaker: They're...
Speaker: I don't remember the alcohol that's used in the... Is it gin?
Speaker: It's gin, right?
Speaker: It's like a Finnish gin drink.
Speaker: Yeah, it's like a Finnish beer is kind of how they put it.
Speaker: Long drink.
Speaker: And especially the cranberry one.
Speaker: That shit's so good.
Speaker: Cranberry slabs.
Speaker: I'm going to throw that in there.
Speaker: It's just a really good drink.
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: We all try long drink on the same weekend.
Speaker: for the first time is kind of, it was really weird.
Speaker: I was down, me and Baker were down in Florida or yeah.
Speaker: Eric was at a, at a party and at school or whatever.
Speaker: And we, me and Eric FaceTime each other.
Speaker: I'm like, yo, look what I'm drinking.
Speaker: And then he holds up and he's drinking the same exact thing.
Speaker: I was like, this shit's fire.
Speaker: That shit was gas.
Speaker: I haven't had one in a while.
Speaker: I haven't been able to find it much.
Speaker: It's not as a, it's pretty rare around these parts.
Speaker: You don't get it frequently.
Speaker: But yeah, that's pretty good.
Speaker: Anything that was close for you, Baker?
Speaker: Anything you left off you felt bad about leaving off?
Speaker: Probably some type of seltzer.
Speaker: But I don't know which one.
Speaker: It doesn't really matter, I guess.
Speaker: Well, you got to know which one.
Speaker: Probably...
Speaker: If there was something that was close.
Speaker: Like a white claw.
Speaker: Like a nice white claw during the summer.
Speaker: And this is why, I hope your parents listen to this, this is why we make fun of you.
Speaker: But not a huge fan of the long drinks, I'm not going to lie.
Speaker: Again.
Speaker: Jesus Christ, bro.
Speaker: Not a popular opinion, but... You suck, bro.
Speaker: Oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker: You pay like 15 bucks for four of those fuckers.
Speaker: Yeah, but it tastes good.
Speaker: At some point, you gotta break the barrier between, like, good and shit.
Speaker: And price.
Speaker: You know?
Speaker: I'm not rich like you.
Speaker: I'm not rich either.
Speaker: Yeah, pretty rich.
Speaker: No, I'm not.
Speaker: Shut up, Beakers.
Speaker: I'll tell you, I had a hard time leaving Coors off, because I like Coors.
Speaker: Oh, Coors Banquet especially.
Speaker: Coors Banquet, thank you.
Speaker: Coors Lights go to because it's just like easy.
Speaker: Easy.
Speaker: It's always an option.
Speaker: You go to a restaurant, they don't always have Coors Banquet, but when you get a nice little yellow jacket, dude.
Speaker: Mm-hmm.
Speaker: Mmm.
Speaker: But I don't know.
Speaker: I like Blue Moon a lot.
Speaker: If I'm talking refreshing drinks, a Blue Moon with an orange slice is just... That's like Josh's favorite beer, too.
Speaker: Fuck, it's just a good dude.
Speaker: But hoop teas are good, too.
Speaker: That was a good call.
Speaker: There's a lot of good out there, but I'm not drinking as much anymore lately anyway.
Speaker: Me either.
Speaker: I can't tell you the last time I had one.
Speaker: Once the summer hits, that's when...
Speaker: I mean, it's summer for Eric all the time, pretty much.
Speaker: But for me and Baker, summer, obviously, is only a couple months.
Speaker: Get out on the golf course.
Speaker: Fuck!
Speaker: I do want to just have a golf trip where I just get fucking toast.
Speaker: Yeah, like you go out, you play around, you get...
Speaker: Like, you start off slow on the front nine, then you hit the back nine, and you realize you're shooting, like, shit on the front nine, so you're like, fuck it, and then you just get hammered.
Speaker: And then you have to Uber.
Speaker: You have to Uber home, because everybody's hammered.
Speaker: That would be lit.
Speaker: You go back to a pool, and you're just fucking tossed.
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: playing golf.
Speaker: I mean, like, that's just like a guy's weekend right there.
Speaker: Just the fucking golf, man.
Speaker: Golf and some beers.
Speaker: No, believe this new Baker, bro.
Speaker: I texted him about doing a little golf weekend.
Speaker: Cause we're, we got tickets from a SeatGeek last year.
Speaker: Remember the whole SeatGeek fiasco that we had?
Speaker: Um, we got, we got a coupon code that's valid till the end of this month.
Speaker: So we've been scrambling what we're going to go to.
Speaker: We're going to take like a little baseball trip to see the Sox, but they blow.
Speaker: So that's not even worth it.
Speaker: Like, so Scott suggested, let's go watch the, like a PGA.
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: So they got one in Connecticut.
Speaker: So I suggested we go to that.
Speaker: So I make a whole plan, you know, find a place on Airbnb.
Speaker: I find a course next to the place on Airbnb.
Speaker: And then I find obviously the event with the tickets and how much they cost.
Speaker: Price it all out, you know, make a little proposition in the little group chat with me, Baker, his dad, my dad.
Speaker: Nobody got back to me.
Speaker: My dad only got back to me because he's waiting for me this morning at breakfast.
Speaker: So let's do Baker's just being a dick, bro.
Speaker: He's ducking me.
Speaker: I'm not the planemaker.
Speaker: I mean, if three out of four people want to do it, I'm going to have to do it.
Speaker: I said I don't care.
Speaker: I'll do it.
Speaker: Literally.
Speaker: It's only like a two and a half hour drive.
Speaker: So we drive down there on Saturday morning.
Speaker: I lose respect for you every time you say a word, bro.
Speaker: Why?
Speaker: Because you're just fucking dumb.
Speaker: This dude just doesn't like to have fun, bro.
Speaker: Like, he's waiting for his dad to say yes.
Speaker: You know the commercials, like the most interesting man in the world?
Speaker: Fucking Baker's the most born man in the world, bro.
Speaker: Fucking, he drinks fucking Mandela.
Speaker: Hey, hey.
Speaker: No, but this dude, like, come on.
Speaker: Come on, Baker.
Speaker: Give me an answer.
Speaker: That's all I'm going to buy these tickets.
Speaker: Stu's waiting for his dad to chip in so he can pay for him.
Speaker: Even though that's like Father's Day weekend too, I'm pretty sure.
Speaker: Yeah, he should pay for his ticket.
Speaker: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker: And the tickets after the coupon code, they're like 50 bucks each to the event.
Speaker: Airbnb is pretty cheap too.
Speaker: It'd be like a $230 trip.
Speaker: $250 with gas.
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: Actually, he's upset.
Speaker: It's okay.
Speaker: I got to stop making fun of him, bro.
Speaker: Fuck.
Speaker: He's an asshole.
Speaker: He's going to start crying.
Speaker: Nobody likes you.
Speaker: Baker breaks down the pot.
Speaker: No one likes you.
Speaker: You're fat.
Speaker: Man.
Speaker: He didn't say that, but you did.
Speaker: You boys, did I get your tax returns yet?
Speaker: Tax return season?
Speaker: Nope.
Speaker: Didn't get it yet.
Speaker: I think I did it wrong.
Speaker: I didn't see mine yet.
Speaker: I was going to say, I thought Becky did it for you.
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: I don't think she put in my... Becky's fucking up your tax return.
Speaker: She's taking money from you.
Speaker: You're actually getting like four grand back.
Speaker: She's taking like three grand of it.
Speaker: Like, bro, I paid hella cash for school loans.
Speaker: Like, I gotta get more than what I'm getting back.
Speaker: Yeah, but you got no state income tax, and that's where you really get the bag for your buck.
Speaker: I mean, you were only down there for like three months then, I guess.
Speaker: That's a good point.
Speaker: That's true.
Speaker: I don't know.
Speaker: I feel like you should be getting more than I am.
Speaker: What are you doing?
Speaker: Why isn't your arm in your sleeve?
Speaker: I'm fine, bro.
Speaker: I'm scratching my shoulder.
Speaker: Pick up that side of your shirt.
Speaker: Nah.
Speaker: What are you doing?
Speaker: Jake's beating off, bro.
Speaker: Hold the fucking table, bro.
Speaker: What is happening right now?
Speaker: This arm's out, bro.
Speaker: Yeah, no shit.
Speaker: Jake's got my arm in my shirt.
Speaker: Jake's like, well, if you beat off with your left hand, it feels like someone else is doing it.
Speaker: All right, let's hear Jake's.
Speaker: Jake, I swear to God, bro, if yours has to do with coffee, I... No, it's not.
Speaker: It's not coffee.
Speaker: This one's good, I think.
Speaker: I've been... I had this a lot when I moved in, so I did frozen pizza just because... So whatever the top... The Mount Rushmore frozen pizza brands.
Speaker: You better have Tony's on there, bro.
Speaker: So what I got is I got like a three clear and then like a couple.
Speaker: So we got...
Speaker: We got Tony's.
Speaker: Tony's is on there.
Speaker: Tony's is classic.
Speaker: That's what me and Cheech used to get in college all the time, so I had to throw that on there for the memes, and it's cheap and it's pretty good.
Speaker: Throw it on there.
Speaker: Lately, I've been smacking down some Red Baron.
Speaker: Red Baron's been hitting.
Speaker: It gets crispy.
Speaker: Had to throw that on there.
Speaker: DiGiorno, you just got to pay respect.
Speaker: I'm not even that big of a DiGiorno fan.
Speaker: There's like one DiGiorno pizza that I like.
Speaker: It's the deep dish one.
Speaker: But, you know, it's DiGiorno.
Speaker: It ain't delivery.
Speaker: It's DiGiorno.
Speaker: So you got to throw it on there because they do a lot of ads.
Speaker: So maybe one day we might get an ad read for DiGiorno.
Speaker: But, you know, you got to respect the game.
Speaker: DiGiorno is like the biggest one in the game.
Speaker: They got to be on the Mount Rushmore.
Speaker: Yeah, nothing like listening to your fucking favorite podcast and eating a DiGiorno pizza, eh?
Speaker: Yep.
Speaker: And then we got three qualifiers I threw in that are pretty common.
Speaker: Obviously, there's other ones like Motor City and –
Speaker: I don't know.
Speaker: There's a couple other options out there, but I didn't throw them on there because I've never eaten them.
Speaker: So we got, we got Elio's, which, uh, you know, most people don't fuck with.
Speaker: Then we got Frischetta and then Screamin' Sicilian, which are like three of the more popular ones.
Speaker: Frischetta's good.
Speaker: I don't think it's that good.
Speaker: Screamin' Sicilian's good, but it's pretty expensive.
Speaker: Um,
Speaker: But then you got Elio's.
Speaker: Elio's, for me, I got to throw in there.
Speaker: It's a personal staple.
Speaker: My mom used to buy that shit all the time.
Speaker: And it's different.
Speaker: When you get all the other frozen pizzas, you got round.
Speaker: You just get round.
Speaker: With Elio's, you get a nice rectangle.
Speaker: You get three of them in a box.
Speaker: So it's like three big rectangles.
Speaker: Yeah, it's good thickness.
Speaker: Yeah, it's not the...
Speaker: What?
Speaker: Bro, no, no.
Speaker: I just mean like the pizzas are big, bro.
Speaker: Bro's salivating.
Speaker: He's like, they got good thickness.
Speaker: They're big.
Speaker: No, I just mean like they're good-sized pizzas, bro.
Speaker: No, they are good.
Speaker: But they're not like that tasteful.
Speaker: That's why I don't – it's just personal nostalgia for me, you know.
Speaker: You get a season of them yourself.
Speaker: Ate them growing up, you know.
Speaker: So you got to throw them on there.
Speaker: Pay respect.
Speaker: Shout out, Mom.
Speaker: Thanks, Mom.
Speaker: Anytime she came home with the Elios, you know, you go unpack the car, get the grocery bag.
Speaker: You're like, where's the Elios?
Speaker: You're like, you got the Elios, hey!
Speaker: So, yeah.
Speaker: How about you guys?
Speaker: What are we thinking here?
Speaker: I just will say, last time I checked, Mount Rushmore has only got fucking four heads, dude, not seven.
Speaker: No, I was saying.
Speaker: You got runner-ups.
Speaker: No, I was, I was, I said Frechetta and Screamin' Sicilian aren't on there.
Speaker: I had those three, Red Bear and Tony's DiGiorno, and the other three were like finalists for the last spot.
Speaker: But Helios takes the last spot.
Speaker: He's fucking up there carving his own fucking Mount Rushmore.
Speaker: Just pizza boxes.
Speaker: He's like, I'm going to carve out a little Helios.
Speaker: Imagine you look at Mount Rushmore.
Speaker: You go see it in person.
Speaker: It's the four presidents and a box of Helios pizza.
Speaker: I like it.
Speaker: Baker's got margarita pizza.
Speaker: He's got taco pizza.
Speaker: Have you guys ever heard of California Pizza Kitchen?
Speaker: California Pizza Kitchen, yeah.
Speaker: That's a good one, too.
Speaker: I like that one because you get a bunch of the random stuff that some of the other companies don't have.
Speaker: But Red Baron's on there.
Speaker: DiGiorno's on there.
Speaker: I don't know.
Speaker: I don't have a fourth, I guess.
Speaker: I don't like frozen pizza.
Speaker: I don't get frozen pizza.
Speaker: I probably had 10 frozen pizzas in my life.
Speaker: Max.
Speaker: What do you eat?
Speaker: You too good for frozen pizza, bro?
Speaker: Is that what you're trying to say?
Speaker: They're dry.
Speaker: They're just not good.
Speaker: You're a freaking hater, bro.
Speaker: That's an easy dinner, bro.
Speaker: When you don't got anything else to make, you're lazy.
Speaker: You get home late for something.
Speaker: I got to throw something in the oven.
Speaker: You've got problems, kid.
Speaker: I'm tired of you.
Speaker: Get them off.
Speaker: All right, go ahead.
Speaker: Fuck this kid.
Speaker: Get him off.
Speaker: Get him off.
Speaker: I can see you later.
Speaker: You couldn't even come up with a fourth one.
Speaker: You couldn't even just pick a random one?
Speaker: No.
Speaker: I haven't had any other ones before.
Speaker: Oh, shut up.
Speaker: Yeah, you've been over my place.
Speaker: You've had Tony's.
Speaker: You've definitely had Tony's.
Speaker: You've come over my place in college.
Speaker: Fuck you.
Speaker: I like your list, dude.
Speaker: I mean, there's not too many brands out there.
Speaker: There's a lot.
Speaker: It's just a few I haven't tried.
Speaker: That's why I didn't include them.
Speaker: There's...
Speaker: I would say the four common.
Speaker: I've had a Red Baron.
Speaker: I've had a DiGiorno.
Speaker: The DiGiorno I had, though, was like a – Like a Rising Crust one?
Speaker: Yeah, but it's like the common one.
Speaker: What was it, bro?
Speaker: What flavor?
Speaker: It was fucking like three meat.
Speaker: Meat lovers.
Speaker: Or three meat.
Speaker: Supreme, they got three meat.
Speaker: They got pepperoni cheese.
Speaker: That's exactly what I got.
Speaker: Then they got the Detroit style deep dish.
Speaker: Bang.
Speaker: Throw it in.
Speaker: Bang.
Speaker: Crusted.
Speaker: Nobody makes a really good New York style frozen pizza.
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: You get a lot of like – you get a lot of thin crust ones or rising crust, but you don't get like the New York style.
Speaker: Right.
Speaker: Neapolitan pizza.
Speaker: I would say – I would say – I think Tony's is number one and I'll tell you, I just love me a cheese pizza.
Speaker: Like once in a while, there's times where I just don't want anything but a cheese pizza.
Speaker: Yeah, I feel that.
Speaker: Tony's got great cheese.
Speaker: The toppings are too much, you know.
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: It can't be Tony's price.
Speaker: Tony's probably one of the cheapest out there, you know.
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: Other than you go to – You know what I have had?
Speaker: Travis and Kayla, they like the Great Value pizza.
Speaker: Oh, from Walmart?
Speaker: And they're all right.
Speaker: They got some interesting flavors, but they got this like something about it.
Speaker: When you bite into it, it's just like a –
Speaker: It's just a weird consistency.
Speaker: It's not frozen.
Speaker: It's cooked, but it almost feels like it's still like you're biting.
Speaker: You have to bite a little extra hard.
Speaker: And it's not crunchy either.
Speaker: It's like a soft, crunchy.
Speaker: I don't know.
Speaker: It's weird, but it doesn't taste bad.
Speaker: Decent pizza.
Speaker: Totally.
Speaker: Nothing beats the value of Tony's pizza.
Speaker: You're probably like three or four bucks, bro, for a whole frozen pizza.
Speaker: And if you're a fat fuck like me and Eric... Hey, grab two of them for fucking a price of one, dude.
Speaker: That's not what I was going to say.
Speaker: You can just house one of those down, probably.
Speaker: But maybe Eric can house two of them.
Speaker: I was just going to say, usually you get deals on them, like two for one or something.
Speaker: Buy one, get one 50% off.
Speaker: Yo, Baker, throw in another brand, bro.
Speaker: You're pissing me off.
Speaker: I don't have one, dude.
Speaker: Come up with one.
Speaker: You've definitely had more than three types of frozen pizza in your life.
Speaker: Look it up right now.
Speaker: Go on your frigging laptop, dude, and look up frozen pizza brands.
Speaker: I'm not leaving this topic until you come up with a fourth one.
Speaker: God, bro.
Speaker: This dude's pissing me off, bro.
Speaker: You really just...
Speaker: Shit, you just dragged down this podcast, bro.
Speaker: You're like a broken tire.
Speaker: I mean, fuck.
Speaker: No, basically what he's saying is, basically what he's saying is, you guys are a couple broke boys and you're fat and you like frozen pizza.
Speaker: Baker's basically saying he's too good for a frozen pizza, bro.
Speaker: Tombstone, you ever heard of that one?
Speaker: What?
Speaker: Tombstone.
Speaker: What?
Speaker: I'm just throwing out ones, I don't know.
Speaker: What?
Speaker: Have you eaten that, though?
Speaker: No.
Speaker: The way old Baker.
Speaker: Fuck you, kid.
Speaker: What the fuck, Baker?
Speaker: Bro, you don't see a box on there that you're like, oh, I've seen that and eaten that.
Speaker: There's gotta be.
Speaker: I don't eat frozen pizza.
Speaker: They're not good.
Speaker: Alright, well, I'm throwing Tony's on for Baker because he's had it at my house and he's just claiming he hasn't.
Speaker: Sure.
Speaker: Nah, I hate this kid.
Speaker: Sometimes he just really grinds my gears.
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: The way he said that is so nonchalant.
Speaker: What about Newman?
Speaker: Sure.
Speaker: Newman's own?
Speaker: Newman's socks.
Speaker: I've definitely had that one.
Speaker: Okay, then you can throw it on, but it fucking blows.
Speaker: It's like the worst frozen pizza out there.
Speaker: Dude, those are the people that make salsa.
Speaker: Oh, maybe that's why I've seen that logo before.
Speaker: Fucking dressing.
Speaker: Salsa and dressing.
Speaker: What?
Speaker: That's it, bro.
Speaker: Frozen pizzas.
Speaker: Bro, Baker, you know, I'm tired of you calling me.
Speaker: Maybe I'll eat one tonight.
Speaker: Thanks.
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: Get one tonight.
Speaker: Go to the store and get yourself a Tony's, all right?
Speaker: A Tony's?
Speaker: What is your go-to?
Speaker: Just a cheese or a pepperoni.
Speaker: Just cheese?
Speaker: Just one of the classics.
Speaker: You can go to Elio's, too.
Speaker: Elio's is fire.
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: What about Elio's, too?
Speaker: It gets cooked well in, like, a toaster oven, too.
Speaker: You don't need to put it in the oven.
Speaker: You can go to the toaster oven if you yell in.
Speaker: Because the size, you know, the thickness like Eric was.
Speaker: Huh?
Speaker: What do you guys got planned for the rest of the day, eh?
Speaker: Nothing.
Speaker: I got to finalize my taxes.
Speaker: I finished them all, but like, no, no, no, I finished them.
Speaker: Jake's been finalizing his taxes for two weeks now, bro.
Speaker: Yo, shut up, bro.
Speaker: You don't even do your taxes.
Speaker: I've been picking at it a little bit here and there.
Speaker: A couple minutes here, a couple minutes there.
Speaker: Last night, I really sat down and did them.
Speaker: But I was trying to finalize them because you have to go to a review stage and make sure all the information is accurate.
Speaker: But the screen just wasn't loaded.
Speaker: It's just spinning and spinning.
Speaker: And then it says error.
Speaker: Error.
Speaker: I'm like, all right, this is stupid.
Speaker: So now I got to make sure.
Speaker: Get close to PAX day.
Speaker: Get that done today.
Speaker: No, I'm not that close, bro.
Speaker: It's like the end of April.
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: And then I got to – what else do I got to do?
Speaker: I got to – I might apply to a new job, maybe.
Speaker: Hey, you know.
Speaker: I'll buy it.
Speaker: And then I got to pay some easy pass violations because I still haven't bought myself a transponder yet.
Speaker: I can do that too.
Speaker: I should probably just buy one while I'm on the website.
Speaker: It's like two seconds, bro.
Speaker: Well, you used to have to go to the actual EasyPass place to buy one.
Speaker: No, you can do it online.
Speaker: But now you can buy it online, so I buy it online.
Speaker: And then I got to do some trainings for baseball.
Speaker: I got a lot on my plate in these next couple weeks.
Speaker: So, yeah, I got a pretty packed, and I got to do fucking laundry still.
Speaker: Fuck it, bro.
Speaker: Walk in.
Speaker: Fuck it.
Speaker: Laundry, man.
Speaker: You know what?
Speaker: It's just laundry, bro.
Speaker: That's the thing that really sets me over is fuck.
Speaker: Somebody come fucking do my laundry for me.
Speaker: Bro, you have a girlfriend now, bro.
Speaker: She can help you.
Speaker: That's the one thing, though.
Speaker: I hate, like, I just hate laundry, you know?
Speaker: I'll do anything else.
Speaker: Laundry, though.
Speaker: She's like, I don't want you to see my boxers.
Speaker: I got shit stains.
Speaker: I got a good story on that, but I will bring it up today.
Speaker: Actually, I'm not trying to expose anybody, so...
Speaker: Who's got shit stains, bro?
Speaker: Baker got shit stains?
Speaker: Yo!
Speaker: It's not Baker.
Speaker: It's not Baker.
Speaker: It's me?
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: Eric's like, it's me?
Speaker: I know I got shit stains.
Speaker: No, I ain't exposing anybody today.
Speaker: Travis?
Speaker: There's a couple people that know this person.
Speaker: So if you're listening, you know.
Speaker: I think I know what you're talking about.
Speaker: If you know, you know.
Speaker: That's basically what I'll leave it at.
Speaker: There's some people that might be listening.
Speaker: Oh, I know.
Speaker: I think I know.
Speaker: Does his name start with a K?
Speaker: No.
Speaker: Liar.
Speaker: Fucking liar.
Speaker: His name's Kennedy, bro.
Speaker: Kenny.
Speaker: Fucking lying, bro.
Speaker: Fucking Jackson's like, what the fuck?
Speaker: Jackson would be the type of person that would check his pants, too.
Speaker: You'd be like, wait, do I actually?
Speaker: Yeah, all right.
Speaker: How about you guys?
Speaker: What are you guys doing?
Speaker: I'm just chilling now.
Speaker: Fucking doing nothing.
Speaker: I get my performance review tomorrow.
Speaker: Hey, baby.
Speaker: Big raise inbound for the guy, eh?
Speaker: Yeah, big fucking 25 cents probably.
Speaker: I'd leave, I'd quit.
Speaker: 25 cents is crazy.
Speaker: It's probably going to be like 50 cents, bro.
Speaker: That's wild.
Speaker: That's like... That's like... What?
Speaker: Like a 1% raise?
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: 1.5, 2% raise maybe?
Speaker: Yep.
Speaker: That's absurd.
Speaker: I'd be tight.
Speaker: That's the thing, though, when you work for a big company, like, they kind of just do, like, these levels of raises rather than, like, giving you what you're actually worth.
Speaker: Baker actually got fired already, so they just haven't told him yet.
Speaker: Eric got an email.
Speaker: That's why Eric got his $1,000 taken away.
Speaker: I'd be sick, bro.
Speaker: Because Baker was so shit, they fucked.
Speaker: Baker's stressing right now.
Speaker: He's sweating.
Speaker: It's only been two weeks.
Speaker: That wouldn't be that big of a deal.
Speaker: Back to Dick's Sporting Goods.
Speaker: Got a job waiting for me.
Speaker: I actually wouldn't get paid more.
Speaker: How about you, Baker?
Speaker: What do you got going on?
Speaker: I'm just going to clean up a little bit.
Speaker: I got some work trainings I got to do off the clock.
Speaker: Hope's not home either.
Speaker: Nope, Hope's gone.
Speaker: She's on spring break.
Speaker: Where the fuck is she?
Speaker: She went home.
Speaker: She'll be back on Tuesday.
Speaker: Bangor for spring break, yes sir.
Speaker: What about a spring break in Bangor?
Speaker: You still have some snow on the ground up there, man.
Speaker: Yep.
Speaker: She'll be back on Tuesday.
Speaker: I got the house to myself for a couple days.
Speaker: Yo.
Speaker: You leave that bunny alone, bro.
Speaker: Yo.
Speaker: Hope I don't kill it.
Speaker: Keep that thing alive.
Speaker: Baker.
Speaker: Baker doesn't know how to grocery shop.
Speaker: Thanks.
Speaker: I gotta do that today.
Speaker: Pepper might be on the menu, bro.
Speaker: Salt and pepper.
Speaker: Fucking...
Speaker: Pepper season with a little salt might taste good to Baker.
Speaker: Dude's going to go up to the people at the fucking food store.
Speaker: He's going to be like, my friend told me I got to choke the chicken.
Speaker: They're like, huh?
Speaker: Baker's about to beat his meat, bro.
Speaker: Look at him, bro.
Speaker: Look at the look on his face.
Speaker: Facts, you know he's getting ready.
Speaker: That's a guilty looking man right there.
Speaker: That is a guilty looking man.
Speaker: Look at that.
Speaker: That's the laugh.
Speaker: That's the guilty laugh, too.
Speaker: Look, his face is hella red, too.
Speaker: You can't even see my face.
Speaker: I can tell.
Speaker: You can tell.
Speaker: All right.
Speaker: Last thing before we finish up here.
Speaker: Baker, you've been betting a lot still, and you fucking still suck at it.
Speaker: So what have you been putting in?
Speaker: Just NBA bets.
Speaker: We do one bet a day for five bucks.
Speaker: And yeah, it has been going great.
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: The problem is you don't ever take money out.
Speaker: Oh, no, no, never.
Speaker: So you never make any money?
Speaker: No, it's just fun, though.
Speaker: One day I'll hit big.
Speaker: But basically every time I win, I put it all on the next bet and see what happens.
Speaker: So today we are, we won $10.25.
Speaker: This is like an advertisement of don't gamble.
Speaker: So you win one bet.
Speaker: Odds are you're probably not going to win the next bet.
Speaker: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker: Imagine one day, but, uh, five bucks to win 1025.
Speaker: So today, 1025 is going on something.
Speaker: Haven't looked yet.
Speaker: What'd you, what'd you win yesterday?
Speaker: It was a player bet over four and a half rebounds for Ahmed Thompson.
Speaker: For who?
Speaker: Ahmed Thompson plus 105.
Speaker: One of the rookies?
Speaker: The twin brother rookie?
Speaker: Yeah, the twin brother.
Speaker: He needed five rebounds.
Speaker: He got in the first half.
Speaker: Come on now.
Speaker: There you go.
Speaker: Maybe you should take five bucks and put it back in your bank account.
Speaker: Probably not.
Speaker: I'm probably going to bet the 10-20 up today.
Speaker: He's like, I don't think that's a good idea.
Speaker: That is way too responsible.
Speaker: But I have 14-20 in my count, so even if I lose today, I'm not out.
Speaker: So maybe you should take five bucks and put it back in your bank account, right?
Speaker: As soon as I see that number drop below like 10, I usually just put it all on something.
Speaker: So I need to see it grow.
Speaker: That's not a good idea.
Speaker: Where's it growing?
Speaker: If it's a thousand bucks, I'll take it out.
Speaker: Where's it growing, bro?
Speaker: A dollar at a time.
Speaker: Don't bet, folks.
Speaker: Fucking... Bro, Amon Thompson got five rebounds only yesterday in the whole game.
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: He fucking hit by half a point.
Speaker: Great bet.
Speaker: A win's a win.
Speaker: A win's a win.
Speaker: That's true.
Speaker: A win is a win, but... Don't bet on rookie NBA players, especially guards, to get rebounds, I guess.
Speaker: Dude, don't worry.
Speaker: He's betting on Kyle Lowry.
Speaker: No, no, no, no.
Speaker: Like, if you look at all of his past games, it works, all right?
Speaker: Dude's betting on Kyle Lowry to get fucking four flops a game.
Speaker: I did on Friday bet Kyrie over, what was it, 24 and a half?
Speaker: And I think he got like 10.
Speaker: So, there you have it.
Speaker: All right, yeah.
Speaker: Well, that's enough.
Speaker: Shit's on him last second.
Speaker: Eric, what hat are you wearing today?
Speaker: You're wearing the same one?
Speaker: Don't worry, my fucking Fratty B's hat, dude.
Speaker: This guy only has one hat, I think.
Speaker: I love it, dude.
Speaker: It's a great hat.
Speaker: It's a great lid.
Speaker: All right.
Speaker: Well, if we can close it off here, anybody got any last words of wisdom here?
Speaker: We got to make this quick.
Speaker: We got to stay in our 40-minute range.
Speaker: Kick rocks.
Speaker: Yo, Baker, fuck you.
Speaker: That's my words of wisdom.
Speaker: If you lose momentum, pick up the slack, kid.
Speaker: That's my words of wisdom.
Speaker: If you're making a frozen pizza, put it on the rack, kid.
Speaker: Deuces.
Speaker: That's all I got.
Speaker: Peace.
