Here we finish the medical biography of the falconmaster. Listen to this unentertainment like medicine we must take before going to better, more fanciful realms.

ONLYFALCONS EPISODE 5 - THE MEDICAL SITUATION

A complete biography of the Grand Falcon, up to 2022. Now you all will know who he is, where he's been, what he's done, and what he plans to do.

ONLYFALCONS EPISODE 4 - THE GRAND FALCON

We cover the recent upheaval and splinter groups that have developed, the latest on the stalker's escapades, and a quick trip to Hawaii and California through the Falcon's eyes

ONLYFALCONS EPISODE 3

Tony Borrell finally scores an interview with the infamous Martin Random, who reveals his identity as The Falcon Guy. Who is he? Will we find out? Probably not.

ONLYFALCONS EPISODE 2

In this inaugural free-form episode, the falcon covers a variety of topics, inlucing the Western States Pact, the latest New York Times propaganda scandal, a quick personal health update, a quick COVID refresher, some thoughts on the evolutionary and cultural progress of man, and the self-immolation of Mr. Bushnell.

ONLYFALCONS EPISODE 1

This is the first audio edit I've ever made. It's my part of an interview I gave to someone who was researching the origins of Something Awful and 4chan.

EPISODE 0: The First Recording. 4Chan Files.

We provide large capital entities, Sovereign funds, and falconers with falcons and falcon related financial products.

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