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More Alpha Males, Carrey Clones, and Filming in Public | Down with DP Podcast 3-10-2026
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Transcript
Introduction and Humorous Chaos
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Speaker
Did you know that Ron's wife likes to knit? I guess that makes Ron a-
00:00:07
Speaker
Oh my god. don't- Can I say this on air?
00:00:17
Speaker
Welcome to the-
00:00:23
Speaker
What's the deal? Let me try that again. It's the Down With DP podcast with Robert Dunn and Ron Prendamana in 3, 2.
Ron's Surprise Birthday
00:00:40
Speaker
Hey! Good morning, good evening, good night. That's kind of related to what we're going to talk about later, that quote. Yeah, that's good, that's good. This is the Down With DP podcast with Robert Dunn and Ron Prendamano. and today today, we have ah kind of quite quite the full menu items today. we do. I'm also hungover as fuck. Oh yeah, it was Ron's birthday yesterday. I do bingo on Tuesday at a bar in Kew Gardens and my birthday's this Saturday. You'll hear this episode after the Saturday. And
00:01:15
Speaker
They all my friends celebrated my birthday and I was so loved and cherished and i I've never had a surprise thing and I ah got teary eyed and it was cool as shit. You even did a fucking video.
00:01:28
Speaker
I did. so i did a video. I was reached out via um Ron's posse Ron's entourage. My ah my friends. they They're their're both friends. I think friends is also term to use. I don't want to them entourage. They are my friends. Yes. My dear sweet friends. I think they'd be proud to be your entourage, honestly. They sound like a good group of people. They are a good group of people. And I was reached out by your friends to do a little video. I wasn't sure if this video was going to be shown to like a group of people, if it was private. So I did like a little roast, and I don't have any cold jokes today. Fuck. So I'm just going to reread my ah birthday roast jokes to Ron later in the show. But um yeah, to ah to everyone that did do that for me yesterday, thank you so much. I really touched me. So thank you.
00:02:13
Speaker
It's it's nice to have friends. um But ah well, We are going to, um we have a, we have a good menu today.
NY vs LA: A Humorous Comparison
00:02:23
Speaker
We're going to get into, um we're going to get into like the, the similarities of ah kind of New York versus l LA as literally as far as i which doing this again, this is going to be, I swear it's going to be more interesting than I'm making it sound.
00:02:38
Speaker
um We're going to get like, i don't know what's going on already. I know. I know. um We're going get into this. Rob doesn't tell me anything. He just gives me, this is what you're doing, Ron. Okay. You're going fresh. We're going to get into ah this crazy shit going on about cloning and Jim carrying, carrying cloning, carry the clones. um And then I want to show you a video. This is something Ron hasn't seen. I found this alpha male that I just am just blown away by.
00:03:09
Speaker
Before I forget, um i promised that I would have it on last episode. I forgot. So this is the Tampa Bay Rays Italian hat italian ah American Day or whatever it was, Italian Appreciation Day. This is the hat.
00:03:23
Speaker
I said I would wear it and show everybody. yeah So here it is. I'm mad at my word. It's so the Tampa Bay part is so tiny. Like I would never know. But like underneath you have all these like Tampa Bay logos and stuff. You see?
00:03:36
Speaker
All right. All Tampa Bay. Yeah. i I like the hat, but it's it's cool. i don't I don't wear white hats. They got the picture Italy right there. I don't wear white hats because they get dirty. So and this is a special one. So I don't yeah wear this often. I'll wear it to the podcast.
00:03:49
Speaker
Yeah, that's cool. That's cool. um I'm going to get into a little rant about people that film in public government. You're going to rant. Oh, my God. You got be kidding me. And then um if we have time, we got some other like little ones later. ah Things that I'm proud of from high school and that no one else is proud of except me. But yeah, let's get right into it. So we were talking about Burbank versus Queens, and it reminded me of this map that I found.
00:04:17
Speaker
And this map is someone made it where basically ah they drew around different sections of the valley and of l L.A. and made it into the five boroughs of New York. And according to this person on the Internet, put all the boroughs into the valley. Is that what you're saying? Yeah. So there. So, for instance, Woodland Hills,
00:04:39
Speaker
ah is ah Staten Island, but Burbank falls into Queens. And according to this person, but but so we're both, but basically both in the same spot. And then Beverly Hills, Santa Monica, that's Manhattan. um We got Los Feliz and kind of like East LA.
00:04:57
Speaker
Oh no, no, no, no. Like, so like Englewood and stuff, that's the Bronx. And ah yeah, Brooklyn is like Los Feliz. Um, East LA, that kind of area. Anyway, i just thought that was interesting. um that So we took
Transportation Differences
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the burrows and kind of put them in what area of the valley would match. Yeah.
00:05:15
Speaker
That like the neighborhood. Oh, that's cool. yeah Yeah, it was pretty neat. um But yeah, that is our, that that's all I wanted to say about that. That was it. That was it guys. oh I mean, i mean, it's, it's amazing what people from l LA do to try to compare themselves with New York and you're just, you know,
00:05:31
Speaker
It's just not there. I'm sorry. And then we're always reminded there's no comparison. so There is no comparison. but ye because We can agree on that. There's no because. We can just agree. I was talking i ran into a friend yesterday. was at your birthday?
00:05:46
Speaker
No. but Actually, no. It was right before. He's an oleologist. okay His name is Nick Coleman. That is not a real job. Yes, it is. Yes, it fucking is. okay I don't even know what it is. he's like the first he's He studies olive oil.
00:05:59
Speaker
Oh, really? yeah Oh, that's actually really cool. That's actually really cool. So he's the first American oleologist, to be completely honest with you. And he did a thing in LA. I mean, what's his competition, really?
00:06:10
Speaker
Italy, Greece, Spain. And America. No, that's what I mean. there's the weird we We don't know anything. So he was saying... I'm just like throwing his name out there, but like him and I both, we just don't like Los Angeles for the one big reason we have to drive everywhere.
00:06:24
Speaker
Yeah. No, I'll give you that. No reason. Yeah. like and it's I'll tell you why. Five miles. Why is it 40 minutes? Well, the thing that New York has above L.A. by far is the transportation. So like even if some places like quote unquote far in New York, you can still take the train and it's not a big deal. yeah But it's gone.
00:06:46
Speaker
Yeah, I was just going to say the reason why l L.A. doesn't have that is, I believe, because of the earthquakes. We have like one underground subway. If you watch the movie Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Uh-huh. Hey, mister, ain't you got a car? Who needs a car? We got the best transportation system in the world.
00:07:03
Speaker
Where did Roger Rabbit take place, Robert? Los Angeles. Burbank. Oh. Yeah, actually, i think it was Burbank to be specific. Yeah. So what happened, LA? You had something good. You had the red car, right? What happened?
The Jim Carrey Conspiracy Theory
00:07:19
Speaker
Yeah, I mean, that's a good point. That is a good point. You guys just I mean, the 1950s happened and then Eisenhower with the interstate highway system. And the next thing you know, the freeway.
00:07:29
Speaker
I'm going to let Gavin Newsom know this. So don't worry. I'm going to let him know. Let your governor know. I'm going to let him know. He might be president soon. He might be actually. But don't know if he'd make a president. I don't know.
00:07:40
Speaker
Well, i don't I don't know. I don't know too much about to speak on it yet. But yeah, I mean, I know a little bit Gavin Newsom, but don't know. Um, so we can get right into, cause, uh, before I show a video, maybe we should talk a little bit about the craziness that's in the news, um, about Jim Carrey. Mr. Carrey. Yeah. Showed up, uh, for those who don't know, if you live under a rock, he showed up to an event in France. The Caesar awards, was it?
00:08:07
Speaker
yeah so Yeah, he was being honored. He got honorary award in Paris. And he showed up for it. And he showed up. ah And he people were like, he looks a bit different.
00:08:19
Speaker
He did. Which is fine. But then it went into conspiracy. And that's where we get to this conversation. So like what are your thoughts? I haven't really heard you talk about it too much.
00:08:35
Speaker
So, no. So... People say like he was on a a show like a month ago. it was the catch a late Yeah, Colbert. yeah Yeah, and he didn't look like that at all. Right.
00:08:48
Speaker
Some people say it was Alexis Stone, drag queen artist dressed up like Jim Carrey. Right, yeah. Jim Carrey, don't think it's an impersonation. I don't think it's a clone. i don't think it's a i don't think Jim Carrey's dead. I think it was Jim Carrey. Jim Carrey been out of the spotlight for quite a few years. jim care A lot of those talk shows are pre-recorded.
00:09:11
Speaker
If not all of them are prerecorded. Well, if I may say about the Colbert video, people were using that as evidence for look, his hair, he looks different. His hair is short. hair, yes. And that came out six days ago and now it's long, but it didn't come out six days ago. It came out in 2020. Yes.
00:09:32
Speaker
It came out six years ago. Yes. And people just took it and ran with it. Is that what he did? His Illuminati thing? Yeah. The whole where he was doing the Mardi Gras dance. Yeah. So, I mean, was promoting Sonic the Hedgehog.
00:09:46
Speaker
Yeah. He's also in his 60s. OK. 60s shit starts to go wrong when you're in your 60s. Maybe he's on a medication. Maybe he has an underlying health issue.
00:09:59
Speaker
OK. People say his eye color was different. It wasn't. It wasn't though. Like, like it, it, it, cause he, everyone's like, he has dark brown eyes. It's like, first of all, he has hazel eyes and they, and there's other photos of him. Go be in the spotlight for 20 something years. Okay. And then get out of the spotlight for eight months and then be in your sixties. Let's see if you look the same.
00:10:22
Speaker
Okay. I doubt he sounded exactly the same. Okay. Well, that was another argument. People are saying he didn't. Yeah, I think he did. Oh, yeah. I do, too. So here's my thing is I hate, and not just with Jim Carrey, but celebrities in general, people that believe they are experts on who they are and their personality and what they would wouldn't do.
00:10:44
Speaker
When reality, they don't know what the fuck they would do. Oh, no. Do you remember like for I had this thought actually this morning. Do you remember when Jim Carrey was like in that weird interview on the red carpet and he's like, none of this matters.
00:10:58
Speaker
You know, I am not kind of work like a whole Buddhist Zen thing for a while. Yeah, there's no way you would ever think. Right, right. I mean, I got what he was saying, but ah it was a little bit of a black pill mentality. But sure. um But ah you would never say if he pulled that shit on the on the carpet of like the mask premiere, you wouldn't think like, Oh, that's, that's not, that's Jim Carrey would never say that.
00:11:25
Speaker
Jim Carrey says whatever he wants. And he's he's always said whatever he wants. He said different stuff before. And if he wants to be honored by something, if he doesn't act weird, it's like,
00:11:37
Speaker
Like, for instance, I don't know. Oh my God, Jim Carrey was a human being and he wasn't being of the caricature that we all created him to be. oh Right, right. Oh my God, that's crazy. It's just the level of like what people are willing to accept so quickly without looking into it. and It's like, oh,
00:11:55
Speaker
And here's another thing, too. If you want to say it's impersonator, fine. But the people that go way crazy and they're like, oh, no, it's a clone. As if it's Jim Carrey is dead. Yeah. and And we've cloned. We've we've like 98 perfected cloning to the point where this person can walk and we rehearse with them and they have the brain capacity and and they also kind of look like him. We're getting better at that. Don't worry.
00:12:19
Speaker
Like, yeah, it's so bizarre. It's so bizarre. People jump to that a spokesperson for Jim Carrey actually said that he took a lot of time to, you know, learn French to do that speech. Mm hmm.
00:12:31
Speaker
So, now you're discrediting all the effort he put in to learn another fucking language. Yeah, and I'm very proud of let me just say like obviously a lot of people fell for the Alexis Stone stuff, but I am actually pretty proud at that. There's a lot of comments of people that call that shit out right quick because I don't know if you saw the video, but it's so it's so like how could anyone believe that this person dressed up like Jim Carrey because they even showed like them a mask of Jim Carrey's face. It was so clearly AI and it's like what the fuck is wrong with people? Also, i mean, is this really what we have to do? this Is this really what we do now? It's like, oh, Jim Carrey's dead. He's not real. That's a clone. Like, are we really that fucking stupid? I think some people are. I'm going to call what it is. Are we really that dumb?
00:13:18
Speaker
Yeah. and and it's okay and if and ah if it And if it was like somebody in makeup, somebody different, that's not Jim Carrey. So fucking what? Right. Well, here's my other argument. Let's just say argument that it was someone in makeup.
00:13:31
Speaker
OK, let's say let's just say it was. It would have to be approved by Jim Carrey because these awards. these award shows, they don't just let you walk in. Like I've been, so the biggest award show I've ever been to was the Emmys. And that was something that like, you can't just like walk into. And, and also if he's being honored, like there, there's a whole process to that. And it just, it's it's almost like people that argue the moon landing of like the, the reality is it would be way more difficult to fake the moon landing than actually go to the moon. I could say i don't want to get into moon landing. shit I could say the moon landing being fake. more than I can Jim Carrey being well, and i'm i'm kind of comparing. They're a bit different. My my point is that it's possible.
00:14:18
Speaker
Right. Well, my my only my point is that it's it would be it would be way more difficult to fake Jim Carrey than to actually just have him there. um And like, that is the point behind it.
00:14:30
Speaker
um Why? Why? You know, it's it. So there's all these questions. And also it's like, it it wasn't convincing enough for me to be like, oh, that's not him. Yeah. He looked weird, but he also just looked like a guy that got like bad Botox.
00:14:45
Speaker
Also. Yeah. it looks, it could have been bad Botox. could have been medication he's on. Who knows? Yeah. But it's like, let's jump to the conclusion that it's this instead of the, the more like rational. I mean, we're going through the Epstein files right now. We're finding out that the Illuminati is really fucking real. Right. Yeah.
00:15:02
Speaker
And it's like, well, I mean, what, what is there? What's true anymore? Right. that's what I think that's where we're at as, as, an as our American society, what's true anymore is, you know, you know, you have a bunch of like, ah i was blown away when I found out that, um, uh, what was her name? Uh, John Bennett Ramsey. Okay. huh Yeah. Okay.
00:15:24
Speaker
That was connected to the Epstein files. Oh, it was? Oh, wow. Yes! Like, apparently her father used to pay a shit ton of money so Epstein could take her. Oh, shit. Is that where they killed her?
00:15:35
Speaker
ah Yeah. Assumingly, yes. I mean, apparently Ellen DeGeneres ate, um, what's her name? Uh, Resch. Ann Resch, is that her name? I don't know. Apparently she ate Apparently she hates, she's a cannibal. Like, what what do we believe anymore?
00:15:51
Speaker
What the fuck is real? So I could see why people went crazy about the Jim Carrey thing. Yeah. Yeah, and her, that's her name. But like, what What do we believe anymore? What's real? Right. Yeah. So I can understand people going to the next the next level with the Jim Carrey thing. But at the same time, it's fucking Jim Carrey. Stop it.
00:16:11
Speaker
yeah Save the energy for when it fucking matters. And also what I would say is um also we would have to define like Illuminati because Illuminati has different definitions. I'll just say. Okay. Okay. Calm down. But I'm just saying like it. it does It's okay. I see what you're a part of.
00:16:27
Speaker
Oh, boy. oh i always I always said that if i if the Illuminati had a membership, I'd join right away. yeah Apparently, in order to get inducted, you have to take it up the ass. That's aar that's apparently what it is. Damn. has That's like the pledge?
00:16:41
Speaker
Yeah, apparently. The college pledge? i I went to theater school and flight attendant school. If I wanted it up the ass, I probably could have had it. but That's true. um But yeah, ah that would be another argument for me when it comes to Illuminati stuff. But um as far as but it it also um to say that, you know, because obviously weird shit has been happening in the world, but that doesn't thing just because it but it is fallacious to say Fallacious. Wow. Yeah.
00:17:10
Speaker
Crazy thing. Crazy thing. A happened. Therefore, crazy thing. B must be true. and that's not So that, that, no, I'm not saying you're saying that. I'm not saying you're saying that. I know that. know that it's just not always connected, man. It's it's not always connected. Exactly. My point. like Exactly. i like I have friends that are flat earthers. Okay.
00:17:29
Speaker
okay and one of their arguments with me one of now we're in a whole topic of conspiracy no no i've i've debated on fire and fine instance i'm fine still and somebody said to me what if the world was flat wouldn't that change no okay i would look at oh that's new science though earth is flat so fucking what that doesn't change my life we didn't land on the moon so fucking what right i don't give a shit it really doesn't bother me Yeah, and that's another thing too. That wasn't Jim Carrey. So fucking what? Exactly. so Because some people misconstrued you saying, I don't think that was a clone to say it wasn't a clone, which I know can be like a little bit confusing. Because my my thing is, like if the evidence came out that it was a clone or it was some guy in makeup, you know what i would say?
00:18:18
Speaker
oh shit, it is. I just want to go where the evidence takes me. Would you like to hear? a yeah Exactly. Go with the evidences. Exactly. Would you like to hear a conservative conspiracy theory? I actually agree with.
00:18:30
Speaker
Ooh, is it the iPhone battery being depleted quickly? Okay. Nipsey Hussle was killed by the government.
Nipsey Hussle Conspiracy Theory
00:18:37
Speaker
That I believe. Which one is that? Nipsey Hussle was a rapper. He was about to release a documentary on Dr. Sebi.
00:18:43
Speaker
Dr. Sebi is a, I believe he was I believe he was. Are these all Dr. Seuss names? No, no, no. Dr. Sebi was an herbalist. He was an herbalist and he based a high alkaline vegan diet. And he basically found the cure for cancer and everything.
00:18:58
Speaker
And anytime somebody releases a doc wants to release something about him, they turn up missing. They die. I mean, I believe the government killed Nipsey Hussle. Apparently Nick Cannon was going to release a Dr. Sebi documentary, but then he didn't.
00:19:12
Speaker
oh So yeah, that one I believe. That one I believe that the government actually took out Nipsey Hussle. I believe that. There was a conspiracy, I think, i but I forgot what it was. There was one that I was like, oh, yeah, yeah.
00:19:28
Speaker
I forgot what it was, though. don't know if it comes to me. I'll say it. but um But yeah, I i just... ah For me, it's like... The evidence that was presented on day one of this ah quote unquote fake Jim Carrey was not sufficient for me. It was, oh, he looks weird. Therefore, what?
00:19:47
Speaker
Therefore, he had bad Botox. He's dead. He's dead. So, yeah, it's like oh on on and column a it's did he get bad Botox? Did he get bad plastic surgery? Column him B, he's a clone. It's someone impersonating him. It's not really him.
00:20:03
Speaker
Which column should we investigate first? Also, I can see Jim Carrey pranking everyone else, too. like Oh, yeah. He's done this. He's done this before. Have you ever seen the documentary Jim and Andy?
00:20:16
Speaker
ah The one about his time, Man on the Moon? Yeah, that's exactly what I was thinking of. Exactly what I was thinking of. Yeah. Yeah. Technically he wasn't in makeup, but he still pranked people.
00:20:27
Speaker
Yes. Yeah. He's still, he does that. So, but here's the thing. This is not, I don't think that was a good enough prank. What's the prank that I look slightly different. Like, no, the prank is everybody's taught like us right now. We're talking about it. We've made it a topic of conversation. And I can see Jim is getting the last laugh on this. Oh, for sure. hundred percent.
00:20:47
Speaker
So thank you, James Carey. Thank you. We're having a great time. We are having a lovely time. ah You love the Waynes brothers because they discovered it. Yeah. And and ah the last thing I'll say on this last thing I'll say on this is um ah it's it's more about watching, like reading comments and whatnot and seeing people jump to conclusions so quickly.
00:21:10
Speaker
That's the sad part. And I'm like, you could be right. You could be right. But you can't honestly with your whole chest say you are without evidence. you Sometimes you just want to slap somebody like that. There we go. There we go. um But yeah, as time goes on, we're learning more and more that it was just totally him. And, you know, crazy things happen in the world. This is not one of them. So this is not it.
00:21:38
Speaker
This is the equivalent of is the dress white and gold or blue and black. So um I forget. Please just let me make that comparison. You already shot down my moon landing shit. Let me let me give me the dress. Say yes to the dress. We're on the dress, buddy. Cool.
00:21:55
Speaker
And Luminati is always what do you think Luminati listens to the podcast? I hope so. I hope so. It's viewership. I hope so. and If you start seeing weird triangles on our logos, you that's when you know, brother. Hey, if they're funding us, I'll take it.
00:22:08
Speaker
Yeah. I sold out so quick. Oh, my God. my goodness. um would you would Would you be eating babies or crumble cookie? Which one would you rather eat? Well, babies are gluten-free, so probably don't pay anybody. Wow.
00:22:25
Speaker
Wow. There it is, people. There it is. um Okay. Okay. oh god Well, you know, what that said, um i there was a video that I, hey give get in album
Conspiracy Theories and Satire
00:22:45
Speaker
mela Oh man. Was that a sign?
00:22:51
Speaker
was that Was that a sign back then for Austin Powers? Oh, God. oh Oh, my goodness. That was another thing. I was getting movie references. Did you know an Eyes Wide Shut? butp it beer i was like What really was in Hillary Clinton's emails?
00:23:07
Speaker
Was it a baby? um mean that might Maybe. Ellen DeGeneres and the baby. Oh, man. um Well, ah let's not talk about babies anymore. Let's talk about grown men.
00:23:20
Speaker
Sure, sure but sure. Grown men who are manly, brother. OK, manly. OK, I like manly. ah how How manly though? like We're talking about the most alpha of the alphas. OK, I ran across this video okay of this alpha male who it not only like if you watch us on YouTube or Spotify, you can you will be able to see, excuse me, the video. What the fuck was that?
00:23:48
Speaker
I don't know. I'm sorry. I just burped. Stop. I just burped. I'm sorry. um Are you yawning? Am I boring you? Yeah, I'm bored. You know what? I don't have my diet coke. That's your own fucking problem. Should I grab my diet coke?
00:24:01
Speaker
No. and Go, go, go. Go get your diet coke. Go. Go, Rob. I'm going to get my diet coke. forever Everybody, Rob's going to get a diet coke now because he's a little bitch. Alpha male.
00:24:11
Speaker
We're going watch this. We're going to watch this together. We're going to watch this together. It's going to be great. um And this is the first time that we've done something where we like are synced and watching something together. so I hope this works out. Okay.
00:24:24
Speaker
So I'm going to hit pause. I don't think, I don't think you need to touch anything. Cause I think if I pause, it pauses for you too. So don't, don't hit anything. i not touching anything. We're going to do this in segments. There's three segments.
00:24:35
Speaker
And ah yeah, so this is a guy I found. I forgot his name, but it it taught me how to be a man. So let's let's give this a look. I don't turn the key to start the beast.
00:24:47
Speaker
The engine revs itself because it's scared of making me wait.
00:24:58
Speaker
What in the absolute truck did I just watch? the So for those of you who can't see it, but you can watch it on Spotify and YouTube, it was a man who, what do you say? the the The key, he doesn't turn the key or something. Anyway, in the video, he gets in his truck and his truck turns into like a giant mech with a lion's head as its ass and then turns into an eagle. And then all of his videos, by the way, end with that like lion roar.
00:25:28
Speaker
the fuck was that stupid shit? Yeah. So tell you have a small dick without telling me you have a small dick. I think I could play it again for you. Don't turn the key to start the beast.
00:25:40
Speaker
The engine revs itself. I don't turn the key to start the beast, brother. The engine revs itself. yeah yeah I'm laughing now because somebody recently told me they don't like your macho man. And that's it's funny. They don't like it.
00:25:56
Speaker
They don't like it. Yeah. Well, yeah, like I give a fuck. I agree. I agree. but it's You know what? I don't like them. I don't like their regular voice. How's about that?
00:26:09
Speaker
That person's very nice. You'd be nice to that. Oh, they sound lovely, Ron. They sound odd lovely. they um Well, guess what? They just bought a ticket for extra macho man in the podcast. Yeah.
00:26:23
Speaker
More macho man. More macho than ever. Oh,
00:26:30
Speaker
I love I'm trolling her through this podcast. Yeah. Oh, her. Oh, I think I know who it is. I think it was someone who have pretended to like me. Okay. Okay. Maybe i don't. But anyway, um I hope she also, also to be fair, to be fair in her defense, what woman seriously loves a man who does a macho man impression?
00:26:49
Speaker
I don't think a single woman out there is like, I love this guy. He does a macho man impression. No woman says that. I fucking love it. Anyway, moving on, because I'm trying to teach people to be alpha males right now. So the end. Let me click back to the thing. Okay. All right.
00:27:08
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Stupid fucking guy. So now we're watching it. Watching his truck. His truck has grown mech legs. It's running.
00:27:19
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And that's the end. So now we're going to learn about, i think money and money is kind of like, Oh no, no. I think we might be learning about, ah no money. It says no money, no money.
00:27:33
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yeah I can't remember if the next clip is about money or cheating. ah But yeah, it might be money. So yeah, let let's let's take in some wisdom. All right. No money, no respect. No money, no good food. No money, no good clothes.
00:27:48
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No money, no house. No money. No money, no friends or relatives. No money, no relationship, no love.
00:28:00
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Understand what I'm
Motivational Content Parody
00:28:01
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telling you. Let it sink in. Now get the f*** up and motivate yourself. Whoever tells you money ain't they're fooling you. They're just f***ing losers like you are. So get up and be a f***ing winner.
00:28:12
Speaker
Alright? Son! I just love the bar was like, they're just fucking losers like you are. I'm like, Jesus. So I'm the one watching your video. oh Money doesn't matter. It doesn't matter because when you die, you don't get to take it with you. He's saying everything matters. Yeah. However, you need money. he basic That's basic fucking finance. You need money to have things. Right, but he's also like, no money, no friends, no money.
00:28:38
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You don't have anything. So in that sense, like when you have money, you go out, you do things, you meet people, you make friends. But you have to have money to go out to meet people. Can I also point out that this man is sitting on a He's sitting on a throne. He's sitting on a throne with a blazer and no shirt. No money, no relatives. That's stupid because no matter, I will always have relatives.
00:29:00
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That money doesn't matter. No money, no money, no love. Well, my wife loves me very much when I had no fucking money and she loves me when I do have money. So bullshit. And when we met each other, we were 22. We didn't have a pot to piss in our window to throw it out. so yeah. Yeah.
00:29:15
Speaker
That doesn't necessarily mean any fucking thing. Right. so No, I agree. I absolutely agree. So, but however, if you are an adult male and you have no money, you're probably not going to get into a relationship because you're not stable.
00:29:29
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Right. But to say like that whole thing is just bullshit. It's like you need money to survive. Everybody fucking knows that. Yes. No money. No house. I rent an apartment there.
00:29:40
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There. I don't need a fucking house. I don't need your cheap ass throne. You got from Timu. Okay. Right. Right. I think I've seen that thrown at home goods. So yeah, just to just to say this is a man who is um he's sitting on a throne and he's wearing a a blazer with no shirt underneath. It's just a blazer. Ali Sob. Is that his name? Ali Sob? I think so.
00:30:04
Speaker
Sobh. Definitely. Definitely. Sob something. um I mean, I mean, I mean, you listen, but there I. It is somewhat motivational. I'll give him that. Like, you know, he's telling people to get up and be motivated, you know, get your shit together and you should get your shit together.
00:30:19
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But at the same time, fuck off. like let let's Then let's get to part three. I think this is where he starts talking about relationships. OK, so let's see if it if is it still sync for
Alpha Males and Absurdity
00:30:31
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you.
00:30:31
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Man cheating versus woman cheating, it's not the same. First of all, it's so freaking hard for a man to ever forgive a woman for such a thing because he did you, you didn't do him. You let that man stamp you that he's better than the man that you're with. But if a man goes and sleeps with another woman, you can say, hey, my man is wanted, you know, you can forgive a little bit easier. And yes, it makes a woman to a certain degree hurt. But if he's really genuine that it was an accident, which men do have this in them. You know, men's load, if you go take it to to the lab, you can impregnate, you can start a colony with a man one load of men's. So there's a reason why God created a man to be able to produce like this.
00:31:15
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It's all about the man's load, Ron. So... ah Oh, God. God. There's a lot. There's a lot to unpack there. I'm not even ready for I'm like the fire. I'm in beer comes to the end. i'm about to fucking crack it now. That is the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard of in my life. Yeah.
00:31:34
Speaker
Yeah. Okay. cheat It's okay if men cheat. No, it's not okay if men. and But they have the load. They have a huge load. Yeah. Yeah. I got a they got to get rid of it. What are they? she's no She gets rid of her eggs every fucking month. Okay. So there you go.
00:31:49
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Yeah. Like, and may not that yeah, I guess I don't know. anyway Like, that's the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard. It's the dumbest thing I've ever I also love how it's like, if someone cheats on you, clearly you're the problem. You will. If I were to ever cheat on my wife, which I would never fucking do. Yeah, she would like, oh somebody wants you. I want you more. No, she would. She'd be free devastated. hmm.
00:32:16
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so stupid. it's not It is not okay for men to cheat. and no if you If you listen the show and you think it's okay to cheat on your spouse or a significant other or whatever, you're fucking wrong. okay you're not You're not a good person. there is it's It's really strange. Also, like everything he's saying too, um there's more videos of him that I was going to add, but I was like, it's going to be too long. um He goes into like financial advice and he pretends to be the phone. I would love take financial advice from him.
00:32:45
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Yeah, I mean, I want to I don't know why I'm not sitting on a throne right now. hi with the I im shirtless, but yet wearing a blazer. i could take off my shirt. um um There is a video of him giving financial financial advice on the phone, um which I think he's which is probably probably not talking anybody. And he just says the most nothing word salad.
00:33:07
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That I mean, that it's not even advice. It's it's it's it's all this is all for show. This is all for show. To have those opinions, you have to think men are superior to women. Right. You have to think that women are inferior. You have to. Yeah. And unfortunately, there are still a lot of men that think that way. And there are still even more unfortunate. There are a lot of women who feel that that's the case.
00:33:27
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hmm. No. you You know what? You know, my dear friend Victor always says 10 out of 10 people die. OK, one makes babies, one impregnates the other person. OK, that's how it's been for fucking millennia. OK, that's life.
00:33:42
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We are all equal. Right. That's it. Right. This doesn't fucking matter. Yeah. like i'm I'm just like surprised that this thing is still going. He's he's up.
00:33:53
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It's gotten worse, though. Yeah. Yeah. It's gotten worse. This album. And now I've never been like an alpha male macho type thing. I'm only five foot four. I can only be so fucking macho. Okay. But like, it's, it's the dumb, but dumbest fucking, like I've had family members who have this fucking mentality and it's the dumbest fucking thing.
00:34:13
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It's just that I wonder. You're in your 60s. Stop flexing your fucking biceps, you fucking moron. Right. Stop it. Yeah. It makes me wonder. how strong I am. Fuck you.
00:34:25
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Like where – because here's the people these these guys These guys do get a platform and their videos look good for the most part. Like as silly as they look. Oh, they can edit well. They have good equipment. Oh, my God. So great. But I don't know. But there's something about – but Because I get into this technical movie on an iPhone. Give me a break, man. I know. But I get into this technical shit of like, I feel like this guy doesn't know how to work audio. He doesn't know how to work video. And this is me like judging him. I don't. he Maybe he's a fucking video savvy person. But I'm like, he's he's got to have a team.
00:35:02
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And like, where does this where where does he actually make the money? You know, i'm fucking stupid. It annoys the fuck out of me, man. It really does.
00:35:15
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That shit just pisses me off. it's like it's you We're not fucking wolves, man. Yeah, we're not. It's also no matter what you do, you think you're so fucking alpha, you're so fucking macho. Guess what? You're going die just like everyone else.
00:35:29
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Yeah, it reminds me of the same fears everyone else fucking has, man. There was that ah interview with a um Tucker Carlson and um and the worst face.
00:35:41
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I'm just going to say, he has the worst face. um And oh my God, ah his name like escaped me as I was saying the sentence. um Alpha male guy, I'm going search. Let's see if he comes up.
00:35:56
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ah The douchey alpha male guy. um One of the Paul brothers? No. um Do she alpha male guy? Well, there is a down.
00:36:09
Speaker
Oh, come on, man. I don't want to spend too much time on this. ah He was just in my head and now he's not. The one time I want someone to live rent free and now he moved out. um ah Fucking God. Why? I hate my brain.
00:36:25
Speaker
I hate my brain. Yeah, I hate my brain. oh I'll just search Tucker Carlson. Alpha male guy. Okay. of Elon Musk comes up. That's not who I'm talking about.
00:36:37
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He's a student on and a half. Oh, I got it. I got it. Andrew Tate. Oh my God. so annoying hey yeah So my Andrew Tate, I feel like he, I think he's like a closet and nerd.
00:36:51
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I think in secret, cause when he was in this interview, he, I forgot exactly the reference, but he brought up, like he was trying to compare something and he's like, you know, so like in street fighter, right?
00:37:04
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And he starts talking about street fighter and I'm like, bro, You're a fucking nerd gamer when the camera's off. Like, just be you. Just be you. Hey, you're ah you're a nerd who can afford a Bugatti. Cool.
00:37:15
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I mean, that's that sounds cool, but right I'm going to be me. Like, i want I want to still be me. ah you. I know. it was just It was just so funny to me. um I bet.
00:37:27
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But yeah, anyway, got mood now rob yeah i mean i I love i love this alpha male bullshit. It is so great. just it Fucking pisses me off, man. It really it's annoying as shit. And it's and it's not new and it's not going away.
00:37:41
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Yeah. i think i think our generation as millennials, like we dealt with it a little bit more because the previous generations, the boomers, the Gen X, they were very much like, oh, yeah you know, the bully in school, the alpha male. And we dealt with all that growing up and we saw a lot of it. We're like the first generation that's like, I don't have to be a douchebag.
00:37:59
Speaker
Right. i can be i I could be a good, you know what? I could put the woman's needs first. In the bedroom. I'm going to go right there. I'm going to put her needs first. Oh my God. It actually pays off.
00:38:10
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Holy shit. I put my wife's needs first. Now I get whatever I want. That's kind of cool. know, you're over here. but My point is, it's like, what the fuck? Like, why this still exist?
00:38:22
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Yeah. It's never going to go away. and And you need, you do need people to be tough. You do need, you know, men to be men kind of thing in some ways, but like, You don't need that stupid shit. Yeah. You really don't.
00:38:36
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what's that What's that quote from The Godfather? um a man could never what a man could never be a real man if he doesn't support his family or some shit like that. Yeah. I forget the quote. Leave the gun, take the cannolis.
00:38:46
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No, no, do not. Okay. No, I'm going have a final quote. Godfather. A man cannot be a real man. real man. Yeah.
00:38:58
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and I cannot fucking type Robert. Did you know that? Yeah, you knew that.
00:39:04
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Here we go. A man who doesn't spend time with his family could never be a real man. Oh, that's good. That's that's that's a great fucking quote. That is good. you see the You see the family? Good, because a man who doesn't spend time with his family could never be a real man.
00:39:17
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That that right there. 100% clear, clear. That's good one. Make it simple. um Yeah. and And then, I mean, and then the and then ah some people don't know this, then the Godfather followed up that quote with um a video of AI of his ah of his fucking car turning into a ah robotic lion. No, we did that.
00:39:43
Speaker
No, that's in the movie, I think. No, it's not, Robert. No. All right. You're just ruining what Thank you. No, but I appreciate it. ah But hey, we got some cold jokes going on today. that how you're going to go into the cold jokes, huh? How else am I supposed to do it? You know what? I'll let you transition. Go ahead. Go ahead. I'm going to put my chapstick on very daintily.
00:40:04
Speaker
Okay. Oh, I got chapstick somewhere. you have a cold joke, Robert? So I don't. No, because you're a cunt. It's fine. Wow. Oh, Jesus. Oh, my God. Someone didn't go to Ash Wednesday. um didn't.
00:40:18
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ah I don't have a cold joke, but I figured um that I read some of the jokes I wrote for Ron for his birthday that was in his video.
00:40:29
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I'll read that again. you want to go first? Sure. Since you're going to be reading everything right now? Yeah, let's do it.
00:40:38
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from your cold joke. so this is not really cold joke, but I sent Ron a video and this is just me like roasting him for a little bit. Um, so one of the things, uh, I said was, uh, Ron, uh, once did a standup show on a flight and everyone still walked out.
00:40:54
Speaker
I know that that's like low bar. That's like low bar joke, but I want to get that out of the way. Um, Ron's the kind of a flight attendant who actually puts the life vest blow tube in his mouth during the safety demo.
00:41:06
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Uh, Probably, right? um Or do you just blow it? do you do Do you do? Do you do? If I may use a pen, do you do this? No, I
Birthday Roast and Comedic Chemistry
00:41:15
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don't. Or do you like you stick it in? it No, you stick it in. you you I think you lick it. ah this is um ah But hey, speaking of gay things, um though Ron truly never came out as gay, there were signs. The most obvious being that he decided to join the wrestling team in high school.
00:41:34
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I laughed at that one. That was pretty fucking funny. I was like, oh, you dick. I was on the wrestling team in high school. He was. He was. I have another one. Ron joined. It was weird when you wrestled somebody and they came on the mat with a boner and you're like, whoa. Whoa. And you're like, got to get a boner.
00:41:50
Speaker
It's like, well, this is more fun for you than it is for me. Who wants to go on their back? Anyway. Yeah. Another joke, ah Ron joined the wrestling team in high school, which was pretty gay. Okay, that's the same joke. um And then I wrote, ah I think the real reason why Ron doesn't like crumble is that he wishes it didn't have the letters RBL in the name.
00:42:11
Speaker
How long did it take you to figure that out? and I still don't get that one, no. You still don't get it no i still don't get it, no. you want me explain the joke? Yes, please. How do you spell crumble?
00:42:22
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Do you know? Yes. ah Crumble without the e yes. C-R-U-M-B-L. So you would like crumble if it didn't have the letters R-B-L in it.
00:42:34
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You're a twat. ah You're disgusting. That's one of those jokes that, you know, takes a minute. um But then I edit it good. i was i was also very drunk when I saw the video, so there that's my excuse. Okay. And I just said, ah for real, Ron is the type of flight attendant to give you the whole can of Diet Coke instead of a small pour into one of those Jim Dome cold cups. And then I wish you a happy birthday. And that's those those were my little jokes that I wrote for him.
00:43:00
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Thanks, Robert. Welcome. Happy birthday, Ron. Thank you. And now you have a cold joke, huh?
00:43:09
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I'll take it. I'll take i'll take fake laugh ah clapping.
00:43:15
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Okay, here we go. Next cold joke. Um, did you know that Ron's wife likes to knit? I guess that makes Ron and.
00:43:26
Speaker
Oh my God. don't, can I say this on air? Uh, yes. Okay. I'm going to, uh, oh my goodness. Uh, okay. I would say that Ron wrote this. Uh, did you know that Ron's wife likes to knit?
00:43:44
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I guess that makes Ron a knitter lover.
00:43:50
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Oh, wow. That, that was, that genuinely made me laugh. That genuine, that was. So heart wow I did get approval from my wife to use that joke. Okay. I do not,
00:44:07
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but um She does like to knit as well. And it's, it's funny. It's funny as hell. Oh, I love it. yeah I genuinely love that joke. It was funny. I, I said this to somebody a few nights ago to my wife and, and one of our friends and she, who I've never made like, like she lost her shit. Like I apparently hit a button and she just started laughing her ass off. Is it wrong?
00:44:34
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Yeah, kind of, but it's fun. It's fun. and you know what else it is? It's It's Cold jokes. Dying from your cold jokes. Oh, right. that was like i don't think I've ever made you laugh like that before. No, no. that was like That's been the best. You've been getting better at this. Not to say you're ever bad. I'm just saying like you are you should like try stand-up is what i'm saying. Thank you, Robert.
00:44:58
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yeah I've never told that during my set, and I'm tempted to, but I don't know what. like the last like i I did that charity show that I was talking about, ah Fat Boys Vegan Burgers, and that was a great show.
00:45:08
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But that audience, I don't know if I could say it without her in the room because – Yeah. Yeah. at night different demograph I mean, it's Brooklyn, different demographics out there. I had a great set and a lot of fun, but yeah.
00:45:21
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Yeah. You're not ready. You're just not ready. Oh, yeah. We're going to that episode again. yeah We're doing it. We're going to do last episode again. ah But there is something if we can stop the laughter and get angry again. um There is something that I have a rant about.
00:45:37
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actually didn't mean to get you that upset about the alpha male shit, but that is. so far I think it's because I've dealt with people around that my whole fucking life. Yeah. just pis me off go i can't I can't help but like laugh at it now. So anyway, there is there is a set of videos on the internets that does get me like upset.
Public Filming and Privacy Debate
00:45:56
Speaker
Not with even the people in the video, but the people in the comments. oh Morty, sorry. What the fuck? Sorry. Tell me if your friend rather have that than the macho man impression. um She probably just takes him disgusting man. like would Keep this guy away from me. she actually She actually listens to every one of her episodes and she loves our podcast. And um Yeah, it's just funny as shit. And she was like, why does he do that? I'm like, because it's fun. Because he's immature and he's in his head still 12 years old. That's why. But no, i I poke fun, but I'm happy she listened to it. Same thing with your buddy who is the olive oilologist.
00:46:37
Speaker
You will never get to my undertaker. You will not get him. I don't know what that was. I went Paul Bear. I went Paul Bear. Oh, okay. um Oh, and just to end that Jim Carrey thing, I also thought like if there was a Jim Carrey clone, ah now we got two Jim Carreys. That's pretty cool.
00:46:55
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Hey, that's great. Yeah. I think that's great. Maybe we'll get finally a Masked 2. Go. Not Son of the Masked. Stand on top. What were you doing? What were you doing? Which, by the way, there was an actual script for the Masked 2 written. I know. Anyway. Okay. So here's the genre that upsets me. Have you seen these videos of guys that like to push the envelope with...
00:47:17
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knowing their rights.
00:47:20
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If that makes sense. Maybe I described it wrong. So legally, legally, legally. Okay. So everything about to say is completely legal. Okay. So this isn't an argument of like, should it be illegal?
00:47:33
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This is an argument of what makes you obnoxious. So. No, no, no, no, we're not. We're not. We're not. We're not. ah So there are videos on the Internet of guys that go in with a camera, usually to public like government buildings, which you're allowed to film in. And they kind of just walk around and stand around. Sometimes they're packing because it's like a Second Amendment thing, but not always. And and and they're always just they'll literally just stand in front of like the receptionist and just stand there filming them.
00:48:05
Speaker
which they're allowed to do. But the receptionist is like, hey, may i help you? And they're like, no, I'm good. Like, they're already like right away aggressive. And he's like, ah why are you filming? He's like, I'm allowed to. It's my right.
00:48:17
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Like, they're immediately like, they're making content to get a reaction out of people, even though it's legal. So and in in my in my heart, I'm like, oh, clearly in the comments, people are going to be like, he says no filming on premises, then it's not legal.
00:48:35
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Well, here's the thing. If it's a public place, you are allowed to- Public places you are allowed to film, me yes. even government Even government buildings are allowed. Yes, 100%. So that's what they're doing.
00:48:46
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But they're doing it to get reactions out of people. Because no matter how legal it is, no one really wants a camera in their face just- with someone being weird. So me, I'm like, oh, clearly everyone in the comments is going to be like, wow, that guy's obnoxious. No, everyone is on that guy's side saying like, hey, if she's got a problem, you know, whatever, it's the law. And it's like, that's fine. It's the law. I'm already hitting my microphone. That's fine. It's the law. But you have to o admit the guy's just being obnoxious.
00:49:18
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Like this is annoying. Yeah. Just because it's the law doesn't mean it's, you know, right place, right time. You know, like if you're just filming somebody to be a douchebag, you're a fucking douchebag. Right. End of story.
00:49:32
Speaker
Right. That's it. That's it. I'm fine. Fuck you. Yeah. And then, ah of course, that like some some of them, they try to get people to, you know, if if they if they try to go for the camera, they can get them for assault, you know, which it's it's just like they're just stirring up stuff. And it's amazing what people do for views. It really is. It is. And you know its you want viewers, go make a porn.
00:49:58
Speaker
Go make a porn. Why not? Like, hey. But yeah, that's kind of how it goes. And when people are like complaining about it, I don't know if anyone's really complaining about the, lee like, is it legal? I think they're just like, Hey, but is an auction douchebag. Yeah. It can't you admit that this is just kind of annoying?
00:50:18
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Like whether, whether yeah it's, and I'm not saying like, again, I'm not saying like, I don't know what I'm saying. I'm just trying to say, like, just you know what I'm saying.
00:50:28
Speaker
I love how I go from like, I don't know what I'm saying to you know what I'm saying. Right. know you are I get what you mean. You're you're it's like just just because you're not breaking any laws mean not being a douchebag. Yeah. And I just it's to to do that to piss someone off to get a reaction is fucked up.
00:50:44
Speaker
Yeah, it's fucked up. Like, leave the receptionist alone. They're just trying to do their job that they probably hate. yeah And you're over here like, I'm recording you. You can't do anything. Fuck you. Yeah, it's literally the the same thing of like, if I were to like, like, not poke your face, but my fingers are close. Like, I'm not touching you. I'm not touching you. See, I'm not touching you. oh It kind of reminds me of that.
00:51:05
Speaker
Yeah. And it's just it's it's crazy. It's like weird. and But it's more about the people in the comments that are like so in support of the guy and is like obnoxious attitude. And I'm like, dude, even if you're like for it, like legally wise. Yeah. Why are you for this guy?
00:51:21
Speaker
No, I mean, i I don't watch those videos, but it's still pit like the idea that it's out there. know it's the fuck. You what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. ah well Speaking of annoying and people just penetrating into other people's lives. Oh, no we have a penetrating question, Robert. Oh, we sure do. ah Let's ah let's go right into it, shall we?
00:51:45
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Yeah, play the music.
00:51:54
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I'll read this one. Cool. I'll read this one because you read everything else earlier. hu This is from, I love that everyone's over 18. just want to throw that out there. This is from the elusive property of the illustrious mistress Lynn.
00:52:08
Speaker
Ooh, AKA Mario. AKA Mario. Yeah. Very good. I love Mario so much. Like, so one thing they did last night for my birthday is everyone dressed up like how I dress up in my standup shows, which is a bow tie and suspenders.
00:52:23
Speaker
And which is, and then you dress up like Robin Williams. is like a telephone game. Kind of. Yes. So he, um, he actually dressed up in suspenders, no bow tie, but he had a really cool graph. I also wear a lot of graphic tees. don't know if you've noticed that on the show, but, um, I wear a lot of graphic tees and he had a Batman shirt and I love Batman. I'm a very big bat. I have a few Batman shirts and I'm like,
00:52:47
Speaker
That's fucking brilliant. So thank you, Mario, because that was awesome. I also love how he knows that he is the property of Lynn. Anyway, love you guys. ah The question is, does the PED generation, Bonds, McGuire, et al., belong in Cooperstown?
Performance-Enhancing Drug Era Debate
00:53:07
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Now, PED for the performance enhancing drugs. So we're talking the steroid ah era in baseball. And do they belong in the Hall of Fame? Now, mind you, they have the most home runs out of anyone else.
00:53:20
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Yes. Yes, they do. Why? Because everybody was on fucking steroids back then. Yeah. Everybody was. So, yes.
00:53:30
Speaker
That was that. Everybody was doing it. So everybody was like and they just performed better. So, yes. Sammy Sosa, Mark McGuire, Barry Bonds, all those guys. Hall of Fame. 100%. You know, it's funny. I mean, Barry Bonds is what? How many home runs? Like 70 something? Yeah. No, absolutely. Absolutely.
00:53:50
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Hall of Fame. ah Yeah, Bill Burr kind of has a rant about that where he's like, dude, just throw them all on steroids. It'd make the game way more fun. This way, like, everyone's even because everyone's on steroids.
00:54:01
Speaker
So they are doing... i weren we weren't going to talk about this, but it' it now it's it's up in conversation. They're doing something called... I think it's the Enhanced Games. Oh, my God. This sounds dangerous.
00:54:12
Speaker
Basically, there's no drug testing. Oh. So it's basically a lot of track and field, a lot of swimming, things like that. So, yeah. So I'm joking, but that does sound legitimately scary. Like we're going to have heart attacks. It because you know people are going to, you know, you want to perform the best you want to win.
00:54:31
Speaker
A lot of drugs, man. lot of fucking drugs. So hopefully nobody dies. It's kind of like wrestling dealt with that. Dealt with the steroids. Yeah. Keep up. If you wanted to keep up with the macho man and the... Oh, God, I was hoping you'd do the voice. Macho man. There it is. You gotta do the cocaine, yeah. Every retired superstar talks about how if you wanted to stay competitive, if you wanted to heal faster, you did steroids.
00:54:58
Speaker
Everybody was on fucking steroids. Look, look how jacked everybody was. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I mean, and you know, the whole Crispin was story, you know, that whole thing when, when it was completely awful. Yeah. But it's everybody did fucking steroids back then.
00:55:12
Speaker
I mean, mankind Mick Foley probably didn't do steroids, ah but maybe he did. I don't know. But yeah, everybody's steroids. So Barry Bonds, Michael, that whole, they all, yes.
00:55:25
Speaker
hold yeah yeah All the pitchers that were throwing, you know, 10 innings of 98 mile per hour fastballs. Everybody. Yes. but Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think there's, I totally get you with that. um And people have beaten those records, not on steroids, would you say?
00:55:44
Speaker
uh barry bonds no mark mcguire no they have not beaten those records um let me see barry bond most home runs most home runs this season i believe it is barry bonds yeah 73 okay mark and
00:56:09
Speaker
Cal Raleigh plays for, he's a catcher for the Seattle Mariners. He did 60 last year. Aaron Judge broke the American League record, 62 home runs. And Aaron Judge is known, not Yankees, you know, fuck them.
00:56:23
Speaker
And that's why we're here. I just am looking, Babe Ruth also hit 60. Babe Ruth also did 60, yes. Which is crazy about Babe Ruth, because you look at him and I'm like, it was he just all power and not like agility, I guess? He was all power.
00:56:37
Speaker
Yeah, absolutely. Roger Maris, he did 61 in 1961. Cal Raleigh, 60. Babe Ruth, 60. He also so did 59 another season. Giancarlo Stanton did 59. So yeah, I mean. Wow.
00:56:51
Speaker
i mean I mean, do you think Babe Ruth was on? so i mean, did they have steroids back then? I'm sure they had steroids, think Babe Ruth was on steroids. Yeah, i don't think so. I mean, so that just that right there is just pure, like, athleticism, right? Babe Ruth?
00:57:05
Speaker
Yeah, I mean, it's, I don't know if athleticism is the right word for him, but he just, knew he knew how to hit a fucking baseball. yeah It's like Pete Rose should be in the Hall of Fame. Mm hmm. He has the most hits out of it. He has like over 4000 hits right in a career. And he's not. Now his was gambling, not um not steroids, but he should in the Hall of Fame, too. Like.
00:57:27
Speaker
I mean, the whole steroid thing is, like I said, everybody was doing it. Yeah, it wasn't just like these select guys. Everybody was fucking doing it. So, yeah. And if you look at Babe Ruth, who hit 60, not on steroids, maybe it's a, you know,
00:57:42
Speaker
I mean, to hit, I mean, fuck. i ah For me, if me as an average, but if you jump on this laptop, I will fucking kill you. It's just to hit a home run is fucking incredible. But to hit 70 in one season? Right. ah That's insane.
00:57:57
Speaker
That is insane. You're basically, you're like, it's just nuts. Yeah. Yes. Okay. Okay. Okay. Come here. Well, ah do you, um despite last night, do you have a Fibera, a FireAben beer? FireAben beer? Oh yeah, have a FireAben beer. Let's go into that, guys. You ready for that?
00:58:14
Speaker
Yes. Yes. All right. Let's go. Let's go. Awesome.
00:58:30
Speaker
awesome So this is a draft style mead from St. Ambrose Cellars. I believe it is in Bella, Michigan. Okay.
00:58:41
Speaker
It is called the Grateful Head. it is a mango habanero sicer. Sicer is a combination of mead, which is honey wine and cider.
00:58:51
Speaker
so Oh, that I love mead though. That's cool. way to do This is the artwork. lot of fun. Like I said, it's from Michigan. it is 6.9. Let me see. I got to find it.
00:59:06
Speaker
hu Where'd it go, Robert? don't know. I can't find the ABV. I know it's here somewhere. Oh, God. Oh, God. Anyway, it has ah apple cider, orange blossom, honey, mango concentrate, habanero pepper, and then a bunch of preservatives and shit like that. Just to keep it. um I don't know what the ABV is, and it's going to bother me. It's really going fucking bother me, Robert, so to to look it up really quick.
00:59:32
Speaker
Okay. Because it's bothering me. We're going to look it up because I can't find it. Mango habanero pepper.
00:59:43
Speaker
I can't probably can't do it. Oh, no. Great full head. A B V.
00:59:54
Speaker
Do OK, here we go. Let's see. ABV
01:00:00
Speaker
on this. 6.5. That's what I thought. All right. 6.5 is the number of people. Sorry about that. Sorry about that. It's all right. It's all right. And. Are you actually going to drink some? is this like yeah Oh, my goodness. Okay. Not getting any younger, Robert. Hair of the dog. Let's do it.
01:00:16
Speaker
I didn't drink Sizer's last night. What did I drink last night? Jameson. Oh, my God. Whiskey, dude.
01:00:24
Speaker
All right. it's light. It's very light, very carbonated. Mm-hmm. Okay. it I have had this before. It does have a fruitiness of the habanero and a very little spice, but nothing crazy. But Prost.
01:00:39
Speaker
Thank you for the shout out last night, Rob. I appreciate that. Oh, of course.
01:00:45
Speaker
Oh, that's delicious. It's almost got a creamy mouthfeel. but you get that. You get the apple, you get the mango and then on the back end there, we get a little heat and a little fruitiness from habanero is very, very good. Oh, it's little spice to it. Okay, cool.
01:01:04
Speaker
You would probably love it then. Yeah, maybe. I'm typically not a fan of spicy drinks, but it's a little sweeter side. Okay. So remind you, it does sit in the room for a bit. So it gets a little warm, but um yeah, this is quite delicious.
01:01:18
Speaker
All right. Well, guys. and Yeah, I have a lineup of fire, hop, and beers. So very excited for that. i don't have to go grab some. Actually, i wanted to ask before we go, ah how did your show go?
01:01:31
Speaker
Which one? Didn't you just have a show? I had a show, um Fat Boys Vegan Burgers for the, ah what do you call it The, um...
Hollywood Improv and Drinking Anecdotes
01:01:39
Speaker
the fundraiser that went really well and then i had a show a qed in astoria uh that also went really well um okay cool i had a great time yeah that was fun nice nice i just saw a show i went to the hollywood improv and saw um a comedian from a podcast called um i think girls gotta to eat okay uh know what's crazy the whole hair of the dog thing really works sometimes
01:02:09
Speaker
I've never tried it myself, but who yeah. Before we leave, quick story. Yes. My wife and I were married in New Orleans. Okay. And the night before we hung out and I did what you're not supposed to do in your first night in New Orleans is get blackout drunk because shit can happen to you.
01:02:26
Speaker
Right. I... I woke up to puke. I went to a restaurant to puke. um I was a hot mess. I did not drink all day. And it was June, so it was hot. Luckily, the rain cooled down before we had the ceremony, so that was great. I had a little champagne at dinner with with my dad, and my dad's like, let's do shots.
01:02:48
Speaker
So I'm like, fine. Now, mind you, that that night, the last thing I remember drinking was a Fireball on the Rocks. That's how, yeah. On the rocks. Yeah, it rough fucking nightmare.
01:03:00
Speaker
Oh, I like Fireball too. i just I do too, but on the rocks, that's a little crazy. Yeah. Mind you. Yeah. So I, so my dad says, let's do shots. It's your wedding. We should do shot. I'm like, all right, fine. Whatever. I'm like, what are you doing a shot of? He's like Jameson.
01:03:17
Speaker
I know he's not Jameson. He's a Jack Daniels. Oh, God. Okay. and if you know Jack Daniels, Jack Daniels has a very specific taste. Very unique taste. Disgusting. No, I like it. I don't even remember drinking Jack the night before. I did one shot with him of the Jack. The champagne was a little hard to hold down. I did a shot with him instantly. And I kid you not, instantly, my hangover was gone.
01:03:40
Speaker
Wow. Okay. Nice. And then I drank the rest of that night. But mind you, I was 28. Now I'm about to be 39 Saturday. so
01:03:51
Speaker
can't do that anymore. I mean, it's amazing I'm doing this right now. It is kind of amazing because I definitely wouldn't. I'd be sipping a Gatorade. But you know I'm glad the show went well, though.
01:04:01
Speaker
Yes. and ah yeah the Hair of the dog sometimes works.
Illuminati Jokes and Closing Remarks
01:04:07
Speaker
All right. Well, thank you guys. That is our show. We have to go to, um, we have to go to a blood sacrifice with our Illuminati friends. Um, you're goingnna eat du baber yeah, I don't think, I think, uh, babies are old news, man. It's all about, I don't know. they They're making an announcement today. I'm going to eat my cat.
01:04:26
Speaker
I'm going to. Oh my God. Um, yeah Jeez. Well, ah thanks for listening, guys. um Stay safe out there Don't join any underground government groups and leave Jim Carrey alone. And stop being an alpha male. You're going to die.
01:04:45
Speaker
That's true. We're all going to die. that's the That's what we got to leave it with. um Anyway, we'll see you. Everybody's universal fear. yeah Yay. And on that light note, see you next time.
01:04:58
Speaker
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