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Annoying Servers, Millennial v Gen Z, and We Are In-Person! | Down with DP Podcast 5-26-2026
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Transcript
Introduction & Setup
00:00:03
Speaker
Welcome to the...
00:00:10
Speaker
What's the deal? Let me try that again. It's the Down With DP podcast with Robert Dunn and Ron Prendamano in three, two, one.
00:00:22
Speaker
Whoa. Yo, yo, yo. You weren't expecting this, were you, everybody? Whoa, camera A. We got camera B. We got camera C. See, Kareem, I'm going to touch this so let me go. It's real. Oh, it's slimy. My camera. It helps.
00:00:39
Speaker
Wow, and yeah, Ron's here. Yes, I am actually in Los Angeles, California. i am here, and we are the Delt With TV Podcast. We sure are. That's Robert Dunn, and I'm Ron Parno. I know that I'm like looking, I feel like it's my camera. It's a little weird to be recording with you face to face. Yeah. Yeah. Does it look like I'm looking up? I feel like I'm looking up like Ron is... You know what everyone looks like me.
00:01:03
Speaker
I know. In this shot, it kind of like I'm trying to look with one eye bolder. No, you're looking straight. Oh, cool. boy You're yeah but you looking at me just gazing to each other.
Topics Overview
00:01:10
Speaker
eye and you and Speaking of gays. Hey, so I realized I had nothing. Usually i have everything in front of me right now. It's been such a, it's been, I'm glad we were able to make this happen.
00:01:21
Speaker
i have I usually have this schedule in front of me. ron who's probably going to to take the reins here. i don't have what we're talking about. but what do we, what is this even? What am I on? All I know is that I have an energy break. Wait. I just have water right now. We are going to be talking about the golden Trump statue. Oh. um Senate voted to end the Iraq war and a surprising senator said no. What? um Of course. We're not a little real bitch. Of course, we're going to about sports. We're gonna talk about millennial versus Gen Z tech. Okay.
00:01:48
Speaker
And we got some fire oven beers, some penetrating questions. And my age i have a bitchy story. And our Albert has a bitchy story. It happened today, by the way. It's going to be interesting. so So looking forward to it. so on that.
Golden Trump Statue
00:02:02
Speaker
But let's let's get let's get it let's get deep into it. you You wanted to talk about the Trump golden statue. Yeah, I just saw it. And we're a little bit late to the game. By the way, everybody, you're probably, hopefully you're hearing this. We have a new episode coming out on. i but we' We're recording this a little bit early. So I think this doesn't come out till the end of May.
00:02:18
Speaker
Yeah. But not mistaken. Unless we decide to release and roll, which we probably won't. But we're going to head the game for once. Yeah. Because I actually have a boys trip coming up. Oh. So what's up with that? i't know if i can I don't know if I can talk about it right now because it's a surprise party.
00:02:33
Speaker
and And it's a surprise. When this airs, this is a surprise. the It's this late, everybody, first of all. It's a surprise party like four days after this airs. Okay. I think he might listen to it.
00:02:45
Speaker
But all right. Well, you know. Yeah. Anyway. Anyway. For his anniversary. His anniversary. I'm going to make up something else besides what I'm going for. OK. I say it didn't say that part. good day I didn't say the subtext out loud. No, that. Very Shakespearean of it. Yeah. Isn't it weird? You know, it's interesting about um here's something we could talk about. ah I know we're talking about gold statues, but since I'm getting sidetracked now.
00:03:09
Speaker
There's something about, I don't know if you get this as a stand-up, I get this as an actor, where, ah do you ever just get that, like, performance energy? Because when we were signing this up, look at the wires. This is a mess. This is insane. I don't like it. Yeah, I don't, it actually makes me afraid. This is my hotel room. This is his hotel room. ah You know, he kicks sparkles and And Starlight out of the room, they went back to where they came from. i think I named my little poe. Yes, I called it poe.
00:03:40
Speaker
that There are horses here is all i'm saying. Horses. Horses. That was a good one. Cool. That was good. They should try comedy. I sure can't wait. Yeah, but yes, I do get that the four makes energy where I'm like...
00:03:54
Speaker
Yeah, but does it feel great now? Also, sometimes what I will do is I will maybe sometimes match, not match the audience, but like if I need to bring myself higher, I will. Or if the energy's already there, I can kind of keep level with it. That's kind of all I will. That's cool.
00:04:07
Speaker
ah Well, gold statues galore. ah I just thought, i mean, we should have brought it up last week, but because by now it's like it's old news. a little bit of old news. But, you know, you know, it's not old news. Our opinion. Never. Our opinion is always fresh. Always fresh. And ah what did you? Well, I guess I brought it up. Yeah, I'm out. I did. I made ah i did a little Photoshoppy thing after it happened. Photoshoppy.
00:04:32
Speaker
Because I thought it was so ridiculous. Okay. That is like he already did his Jesus thing. AI Jesus. Yeah. AI Jesus. And now he is literally doing what Exodus in the Bible says not to do.
00:04:48
Speaker
Where ah Moses came with the Ten Commandments and he found that people made a new God because it was easier. he was easier to worship a golden calf. And he literally makes a statue of him. out I just thought it was. Okay.
00:04:59
Speaker
I thought it was like, i don't know. i I kind of feel bad for some Christians because it's how can you not have've got their fault. Yeah, I mean, it's not their fault.
00:05:10
Speaker
It's not their fault. Christians, it's not your fault. It's not your fault. You just put them in office. yeah Well, yeah, it is a little bit your fault. But hey, here we are. So did you like the golden statue? No, I didn't know. Those pompous as shit. Oh, I wish it was just foil and chocolate. Yeah, I hope a bird shits on it. Oh, That's what I hope.
00:05:29
Speaker
Yeah, and I thought it was... I hope eagle, an American eagle. that eagle. Remember when the eagle fucking shit-hawking bit him? No, I don't. But before he ah his first term, there was an eagle, because I made a little video about it. cush um And it was the eagle, like...
00:05:46
Speaker
it like snapped at him and he was like, Oh shit. And I, and I, then I, he's not stupid, man. and' go No, hell's fucking no, man. um And I put it to America, fuck yeah. America, fuck yeah. Which, by the way, South Park reference, we're in Marina del Rey right now.
00:06:01
Speaker
We are. And where South Park Studios is. Trey Parker and Matt Stone could be down the street. You should get them as guests. We should. They're probably easy to get. i Probably not. They only got like a $2 billion dollar deal. was it when They got like a billion dollar deal. They got something like that. They got something big. don't remember.
00:06:17
Speaker
Yeah, but um way less money than what I make a year. So I i make way more. I don't make any money. Oh, I do. Ooh, so all those sponsorships, you didn't get the check. Oh, that's... been thereman Anyway, we're moving on, everybody. What else is on the list, Ron? Well, this is an interesting
Senate Vote on Iraq War
00:06:35
Speaker
one, okay? Uh-huh. So the Senate actually voted to end the The Iran War.
00:06:42
Speaker
The Senate, the people who fight for us. Yes. our honors side well help They were going to end Operation Epic Fury, which is what they're calling. That sounds like something a fucking Reddit mod would need. It lost. a fucking campaign. It lost by one vote.
00:06:58
Speaker
Wow. Every Democrat and three Republicans voted to end this war. Okay? The Republicans were Lisa Murkowski of Arkansas. Uh-huh.
00:07:10
Speaker
Susan Collins of Maine. This Arkansas pronounced. Arkansas is better than your Kansas. Of Maine. And Senator Rand Paul from Kentucky. Oh, I remember his. So, yeah, yeah. His father ran president in 08 12. Uh-huh.
00:07:26
Speaker
The no vote was by Pennsylvania Senator senator John Fetterman. Okay. Now, Fetterman was elected, you know, Pennsylvania, kind of a swing state.
00:07:37
Speaker
He was elected. He almost, they were afraid he wasn't going to win because he, like, you know, he had a stroke and he, I don't know, that would be fit for office. Remember, Senate a aend term was six years. So... Allegedly. Yeah, if you make it.
00:07:51
Speaker
He has been, even though he's a Democrat, he has not been siding. He's a moderate Democrat, which is fine. But he has not been siding with the Democrats at all. Now, I always like, that's good if you vote against your party sometimes. I agree with that. But you just voted to keep the war going, dude.
00:08:06
Speaker
Yeah. What the fuck? I was going to take a picture of the gas prices. I saw $6.49. Yeah. $6.49. Isn't that what you like that for i'm paying. So hold on, fight or try. but and So yeah, I mean, you know, fuck you, Fetterman. Yeah. Fuck you. you eat and I'm not saying because you didn't, like, nobody should have voted yes to keep the war. Everybody should have voted. Yeah.
00:08:28
Speaker
Right. po right ah Sorry, you just think it cast in a no vote. So yeah, everybody should end the war. Yes. Yes. That's what it should have been. But he didn't. So this is this is the president of peace, right? Yeah, sure. Yeah, that's exactly what I said. Yeah, no wars, right? That's what he said. He said that.
00:08:43
Speaker
He said no wars. Do you ever watch ah The Good Liars? No. Oh, no, we dont you would love them. Would I? Yeah, no, you would. What? They're fucking hilarious. There is so much... There's not so much to watch. not again I'll send you a clip. It's literally them. that It's one of those like on the street. They talk to go to MAGA rallies and my file, but they're so fucking good and they're so dry. Do you watch the TV show? This is getting to me. Do you watch the TV show? High Potential.
00:09:10
Speaker
ah No. without What's her name? Something Olsen from... Yeah, but I was... That's the one I worked on, right? Yeah, you did. I never saw It did work on it. No, never saw it. So apparently that one's not coming. The next season's not coming out. It's supposed to come out this September for the second portion. Not coming out until 2027 now.
00:09:28
Speaker
Very decent about that. all I think was scheduling conflict. Oh, I was like, we still talking about gasoline? No, like, because Keemster's going to get... teams Is that what it was? and teams I don't know. no I'm saying i it didn't have gay anything. They were voting for lower gas. I would think no so. um Okay, well, I'm sorry about that. okay That was a show you did like. I love that show. That's cool. I do. I love that show. it was they
Recording Challenges & Jokes
00:09:50
Speaker
Everyone was nice, I'll say. on it Yeah.
00:09:52
Speaker
So, yeah that's cool. excellent I feel so handicapped right now, Ron. I can't see the schedule. kanston I feel like a baby and you're taking care me. am running like everything. What do we say next? How do we say everything?
00:10:06
Speaker
I'm so used to transitioning to the next subject and now I'm just like, three free ball I'm in a hotel room. with not watch dance We don't even know. And I don't know. I have i have a giant mic between my crotch and my arm sitting in a leery whale.
00:10:20
Speaker
um yeah It's late, so thank you for coming yeah or after work. I know you're tired. So you have to drive back, you know, 75 hours back to... but Yeah, I mean, Marita Del Rey is far from the valley. It is Even even there was no there wasn't much traffic.
00:10:36
Speaker
Hopefully you'll get home in like 30 minutes, though. Yeah. us Fingers crossed. I mean, you know, i mean... It's not going to be our longest episode, but it's going to be all right. Yeah. It's going to be something.
00:10:49
Speaker
Robert, but I write a cold joke. car Oh, I did. Are you sure you've been? I think so. Yeah? Okay, so we're going right into that, huh? Yeah. All right, guys. Cold Dying from your culture.
00:11:01
Speaker
Yeah, well, we did it. Cold jokes. school what What is a cold joke anyway? on show Basically, what we do is we write a joke that we really just kind of came up with on the spot.
00:11:12
Speaker
um And then you read it and then I'll read yours because we've never read them before. wow So it's just us testing each other's knowledge and stuff. Okay, yeah. Should I read yours? Should read mine first? You can. i I thought crazy about mine. Okay, so. Should i get it over with? ri Okay, let's get it over. Yeah, that's always a just set up to a joke. Don't know what? This is shit. All right, everybody. So here we go. This is a Ron Cole joke. worth that's i rest What's up, everybody? else So Ron, I wrote this joke. everywhere I did.
00:11:42
Speaker
Trump is in China right now having talks with President Trump. I think it's Xi. Xi. Yeah, Xi. I'll say Xi. Yeah. ah Trump is in China right now having talks with President Xi and a bunch of CEOs to discuss business.
00:11:58
Speaker
I wonder how Trump feels now that he's in a room with a bunch of people who have successful businesses and he still has leftover frozen steaks from his last business. Trump steak reference, which was really shitty.
00:12:11
Speaker
ah Can I just say before I get to my joke? Yes. ah Have you heard of Trump Mobile? Yes. I've been following. So shout out to YouTuber Moist Critical ah who he ordered one and he's been like, he is not Trump board.
Trump Mobile & Sports
00:12:28
Speaker
He did this.
00:12:29
Speaker
He's making a lot of money. He's doing fine. So he's just like, I'm going buy it and see if it's even real. And he's been updating his process of of how long it's been taking. And he makes all these videos of like, no, it's really happening. I'm really getting it.
00:12:42
Speaker
And then he'll get a notice of like, no, it's been pushed smack. God, I can't get it. He hasn't got it yet, but he really feels like looking funny. They, they released like a little promo for it. So much was it.
00:12:54
Speaker
So I think he had to put like a hundred bucks down and then I don't know. That's insane. Yeah. I don't know how feel about that. that Well, see I just thought it was funny. But here here's my joke now, everybody. Yeah, but let's us get your joke. We both wrote these like minutes before as we were frustrated. I've been doing all the shit. Yeah. um I probably have typos, but my thoughts.
00:13:20
Speaker
Oh, my God. Good. All right. Here we go. All right, then. Though not confirmed, anti-vaccine Trump voters are already complaining about the rumors about Hantavirus, which if... Hantavirus vaccine, sorry. Which, if true, they will be missing out on a possibly life-saving protection from a horrible deadly virus.
00:13:42
Speaker
In which I say to them, oh no, please, we can't risk losing you. What will we do without you? Boo? Who? I hope... I hope the nutjobs don't...
00:13:55
Speaker
Oh, no. They're going... They refuse to am admit science is real. Oh, no. Whatever will we do? Could we lose one? oh shit. no Oh, no. Anyway, ah is SpongeBob... Is the new season of SpongeBob on? Let's watch it. Or no.
00:14:10
Speaker
I...
00:14:13
Speaker
I just always look that for 10 minutes. Yeah. if As your brother. I don't, like we talked about the antivirus recently and theha hey it's not going to go crazy. i don't think to be as crazy as at all. Yeah. It doesn't spread like what Corona was like or so. It's not going to the same. I think it's going fine.
00:14:31
Speaker
Hopefully it doesn't mutate into something near it all really it. What it really comes down to is, does are we going to sink the ship? yeah that that's Fair enough. if there this If the ship sinks, that sounds fucking, you know. Yeah, you know I don't want to give any of them doors to float on.
00:14:47
Speaker
Nope, nope, nope. Jack, hold on. Yeah. Jack. Well, those were cold jokes, people. Yeah.
00:14:56
Speaker
Oh, love my. god There we go. st All right, everybody. ah What's next on the docket? I am. I'm blind. We sports with wrong. What? All right. Are we really going to do that? Here we go. We're going to talk about some sports, everybody.
00:15:12
Speaker
Don't I get my own? This is Ron with sports.
00:15:21
Speaker
What is going on in sports right now? This is what's going on in sports right now. For those Mets fans out there, you ready for that? They are my number two, but a very close number two, yes. The Mets swept the Detroit Tigers.
00:15:35
Speaker
Sweat after they're going on their 12th game losing streak and little bit of bunch of other games they shouldn't have lost. They have finally swept the team. When this airs, they'll probably be on another losing streak, but...
00:15:47
Speaker
you know, as of right now, today is what, May 14th? Let's go Mets. Also, tonight, the Anaheim Ducks lost to the Vegas Golden Knights. So that the Anaheim Ducks are now eliminated for all other contention.
00:16:01
Speaker
And in the nine years, Vegas is going to, I think, the Western Conference Final now or something like that. Montreal also beat Buffalo tonight. 3-2 in the series now. So Montreal wins one more. Montreal advances.
00:16:18
Speaker
We don't want this. Basketball was off tonight, so no NBA things, but I think we talked about the Knicks sweeping. So it'll be interesting. We'll see what happens. The Lakers were swept.
00:16:29
Speaker
Sorry, LA. We'll see what happens with the NBA, but that's sports. That's sports with Ron. And I think I can. And
'Bitchy Story' Segment
00:16:40
Speaker
there we go. That is sports with Ron. um Should I get into my bitchy story? Yes. Now you're great time to do. Yeah. I remember I texted you today. I was like, I have talk about this. You do. i guess it I'm so. So here's the thing.
00:16:55
Speaker
I was nonstop today. I worked and then I had to meet up with a friend. i was nonstop too. Cause my flight was a nonstop. Oh, that's true. Yeah. Um, I had to, ah see a friend who actually was in town too from Austin.
00:17:10
Speaker
And look at you. We met a, whole pop I know. Right. And so I only have a very small window to see him and his wife. And, um, And then I had to go home, pack up this shit, and then go back to work, and then come here. So it was just like, ah, I hate you. ho And so we sit down. we go to this place in Burbank, which I love.
00:17:31
Speaker
And the the server comes up to us. And I'll admit, sometimes I'm that guy cracks a joke to a server. And, you know, I know they got to be nice to me. They put up with you. like They put up to me. Like, oh, the fuck? I'm a bunny Joe. Yeah. yeah I think they love me. But, um...
00:17:49
Speaker
Yeah, so I do this with this server. I i don't i don't prolong it because I want to i don't i don't do like bits where I'm just like, oh, hey, nice to meet you. would okay ah Yeah, we'll have the chicken sandwich. And I'm also really hungry because I have no time and I want to talk to my friends.
00:18:04
Speaker
And she decides she takes the order and then sits with us. She sits down, Ron. She sits down. And this is not a, I've seen servers do the thing where they kind of sit with you were like, this wasn't we were like, this was not Hooters. This was just like a nice little establishment, a place I'm a fan of. Is she older, younger? She's probably our age to hold. um So, yeah, she were we're there now. We're there now. Maybe a little bit older. ah So she it's one thing I've seen servers do where they they might sometimes sit with you to, like, take your order to have that like by bill, which sure is you don't have to do that. You don't have to do that. It sometimes works and sometimes works with a person. in most priestia personal and i Just always write it down because I hate that shit where they try to memorize it. you fucking said She's tired. Well, you know what? There's a fucking break room. Anyway, let me get into it. ah Let me get to it, though. Okay. My bad. I got off track.
00:18:59
Speaker
So... She sat down with us. Okay. And she starts talking and talking and doesn't shut the fuck up. She doesn't have the order in. She just took it. It's not in.
00:19:10
Speaker
doesn't send it yet. So I'm starving. She's just sitting there with her fucking pad and talking to us about some fucking murder mystery book she's reading. None of us talked about murder mystery. None of us brought this up. She decided to bring up. I think she's lonely. And she starts talking to us. And I'm just like getting angry because I'm like, the order's not in.
00:19:30
Speaker
I have, I'm only seeing this guy for like a very short amount of time. What the fuck are you doing? Lady leave, leave us read the room. I don't want to talk to you. little little intrusive Yeah. It was shows us are. And it it was one of those things where like, sometimes you can, you can like end it in a way where, you know, you say certain things like, so when she was talking to fucking murder mystery, i was like, okay, I said stuff like, you know, Oh wow. That's cool. have to look that up.
00:19:57
Speaker
That's me like starting the at the exit process. harry Oh, really cool. Oh, well, definitely have to look into that. Yeah, man. Yeah. Remind me to look into that that murder doc, you know, that murder book. And then that gets through the queue of like, all right, well, yeah, all right, I'll get your order in.
00:20:13
Speaker
No, there was no end. So I'm getting angry and scared because now I don't know how to get out of this. And eventually she finally walks away. And then as we're at the end of it, which we start talking movies because my friend, he's a director. Of course. And we start talking movies. She comes back and sits down again and was like, so what's the script about her?
00:20:35
Speaker
And I'm like, you fucking serious? Oh, you fucking serious? And we're just like, we shot a movie together in Austin. Like, it's already wrapped. Like, basically, I'm like, we're not. grand west is it Yeah, go away. She's like, oh, well, I'm shooting a movie. Me and a bunch of crew people, we're shooting a movie in Oklahoma. We're going to be out there for like five weeks. And I'm like, no one fucking asked.
00:20:56
Speaker
And here to me. I didn't say. Oh, God. I did not say that. Robert. Here's the thing, though. was just this situation because I can talk to any. I can. I think if I wasn't in this situation, this is all you age talking about this story. That's how I'm saying. Yeah. i that i I think that if I wasn't on such a time crunch, I would have like. Yeah. Entertained it. But it was it was the wrong time. Also read the room because we were giving her nothing. You think she was flirting?
00:21:23
Speaker
No, I don't think so. She is lonely? I think it was... Was the restaurant busy? no it was dead. And that's why I'm fucking bored. She was sitting with us and she was like, oh, did someone say my name? ah Sorry, someone in my age trouble? She said that something like... it wasn't a chain. it was probably privately owned restaurant. Yeah, I had never seen this establishment before.
00:21:42
Speaker
I mean, that's that is annoying, especially when like, what the fuck are you doing it here? Yeah, yeah. Get out of here. so like and can ah Just read the room, man. like But then she you tip her? Oh, yeah, I did. I did. ah When she looked over, she was like, did someone call me? Like, I might be in trouble. And then she's like, oh, no, nothing. I'd rather sit here with you guys anyway.
00:22:01
Speaker
And that's where I was like, are you fucking serious, she? What do you mean you'd rather sit with him? We don't know you, baby. I think she was into you, Rob. No, I mean, it was there was three of us. There was there was no flirt. i could I could pick up on the flirt. There was no flirt. Calm down.
00:22:14
Speaker
There was no flirt. Okay, I'm picking up on the flirt right now. um So, yeah, of course. But so... She just sat with you guys and talked to us. She just went to murder mysteries. And she should just wanted a friend. And you over here like gave me my fucking food. but Yeah. Yeah, it was. this time ah So here's my question. I always like I make the joke sometimes that I feel like I'm going to grow up to be Larry David.
00:22:36
Speaker
Not with wealth or talent, but with annoyance level. But here's the thing. I think that's just us getting older. i think Maybe it's just a getting old. I think it's just getting old. I think Larry David's what in the Yeah.
00:22:47
Speaker
Yeah. He needs probably 100. No, not. a David takes 100. He's 100, yeah, God bless him. But he, you know, I don't blame him. we but you don't sit but He would have said something. That's the thing. I was a little bit disappointed in myself. Why don't you go away? Don't you go wash a plate or something? That's my question. Do you think real Larry David would have said something or do you think he would have like... I think so. I know he plays a character of Larry David. yeah Yeah. I believe I've heard that he's...
00:23:19
Speaker
I feel like he would have dropped harder Henson Mang for sure. Yeah. You know? Yeah. I think so. ah You know, I don't know, Rob. i am But you said she does probably that our age? Older.
00:23:31
Speaker
oh she's probably just a bit older. I think i maybe some like... Some, like, attention deficit stuff. Oh, it could be an ADD. could be on the spectrum of some sort. Yeah, now ah look at you. Now you're being mean to people on the spectrum. Well, hey, I got ADD. We're in LA.
00:23:47
Speaker
You saw how weird I got when I was setting this up. I was, like, focused on a single wire. I noticed. You know? I mean, we have drugs for that.
00:23:58
Speaker
We do. This is LA. I'm taking them, but i can't take it this late. I don't have to to sleep. well You won't go to sleep. Never want to sleep. You won't go to sleep. um I think, you know. How should I handle that? should I think I handled it. I think you handled it well. absolutely You tipped me on a dick. I did tip. That's good. um it's It's hard to, like, if she was somebody like maybe on the spectrum or ADHD or whatever. Yeah, it's it's kind of, how do you handle that? Here's question. Oh, God, here you go. I was nervous. so i Now that I see you in person, I see the wheels turn. I'm like, oh, God, let's not fucking do it. Go ahead.
00:24:33
Speaker
And this is... oh God. What would have happened there we go if she was really hot?
00:24:40
Speaker
Low lottery. That's a horse of a different color. Yeah. If she was an attractive lady, I think you might have been little nicer. I think I would have been less mean. I think most people, when an attractive person talks to them, they're a little, you know, nicer. Yeah.
00:24:56
Speaker
That's how it is. but here's this. Everybody's nice to me. But i don't think an attractive person like that would talk that long with us. Unless they're really fucking bored. Unless they're bored. Or they're into you.
00:25:08
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Right? Yeah. She probably was really bored. Yeah. Oh, she definitely was. I know she meant well, but ah I remember we... ah She was talking about some kind of murder robot. i think it was robot? Yeah. It's called Murderbot.
00:25:23
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Murder... I would... Leon Musk? Yeah. And um she was like, yeah, it was about this thing. And this guy doesn't know if he did it. He's like a cyborg. And I'm just I do not like murder mysteries and stuff like that. Especially I'm not a fan of those books. Yeah. And I said I did troll a little bit because it was like, i guess the murder robot doesn't know if he did the murder. And remember the name of the book? i think it was called Murderbot.
00:25:45
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um And so I was like, so it's murder bot or murder not. That's the question. Murderbot series. Yeah. Oh, God, there's a bunch of... Yeah, she's on one.
00:26:00
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Oh, it's a TV show, too. Oh, yeah, and she told us about the TV show, and she does not like it. Not a fan of the TV shows. Which I can respect, because I've watched a lot of things where i'm like, don't know it gets better, because a lot better... The book is better. The Murderbot Diaries. Mm-hmm.
00:26:15
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okay I didn't give her a statement. There's seven, eight. one two three four five six seven eight books the last one just released on may 5th good thing i told her so fung up because she would have i would have still been there right now hold on let's see okay their first book all systems read okay i'm sorry a scientific expedition on an alien
Tech Generational Differences
00:26:40
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planet goes ah goes wrong when ah one of its members is attacked by a giant native creature cool i hope she has the best time oh with it but i'm sorry you know Yeah, I do feel a little bit mean, but in the moment, man, it was the wrong place at the wrong time. i was in a rush already to see a friend who i haven't seen, visiting Grimmatown, and it was just it was just not for me. My ring artist told me there's a person at my door.
00:27:08
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Oh, at home? Yeah. Oh, is that scary? No, she's probably putting, my wife's probably putting out the trash. shes Okay. She's being lazy all day. so here Cool, cool. Well, all right. Speaking of meeting friends and doing things, did a couple cool things the past few days. Like what?
00:27:22
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went to Central Park. And I got to see a free concert. I remember you telling me a Grateful Dead cover band. Wow. What were they called? I forget. Because usually they like a clever name. And then Wednesday, i went out to, which is yesterday, I went out to Ron Conk. Come on, I saw another Grateful Dead cover band for free. Wow. So I'm worried that if I get drug tested random at work, they're going to be like, is there any reason why?
00:27:47
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that you would test positive. Well, yeah I wasn't smoking, but I was around a little. What if you see three Creeful Dead cover bands? Is that, so like, something happened? It's cosmic, man. Yeah. It's fucking hard, you bird. I feel like you appear into the, to the vortex.
00:28:04
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Maybe. i I should have brought this up earlier. I'm changing this up to a little bit. Look at your what you're wearing right now. Oh, yeah. Look at you. I'm going for the for the goodwill Jimmy Fallon right now. What do you think?
00:28:16
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A little bit. we go like that You got a nice little coat on. I'm over here my Nets hat, a black pressure. It's just who we are. It works. It works. It's just how we enter life. Well, how we entered life. How we are going about life. You know, my parents were Mets fans, so I did enter Mike as a Mets fan. My parents were Blazer fans, so.
00:28:35
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Portland Trail Blazers? No, Blazers. Oh, Blazers. i Oh, see, I'm something in sports. All right. Oh, my Well, we talked about sports, Robert. Robert, let me ask you this. Let me ask you this real quick, and then we're going to go on. This is kind of a two subjects in one thing.
00:28:50
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Apple or Samsung? Um, Apple, by far. I don't, yeah, Apple. I've always been an Apple user. Always will be. Okay. all it Though they're more expensive. hey I'm a Samsung fan.
00:29:01
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All right. 100%. All right, moving on, everybody. Just kidding. yeah But don't you think it's also kind of like, do you feel like the younger generation, Gen Z, would say Apple? Yeah, I don't know. Have you ever seen one those? Like, he's a 10, but he has a Samsung.
00:29:16
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Oh, yeah, they do hate on people that don't that. i don't know why that is. I think it's because Apple was, like, one of the first... It's the bubbles in the fucking text message. Who cares? It is... I mean, here's the thing. There's benefits, obviously, which, i again, I don't know Android side of things, but um I know that... You look good on the Android right now. as you hey and dave We did lose video earlier. now we're going to have Apple right there. it was a wifi so um So anyway, any whozles.
00:29:44
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um When it comes to Apple, I will say there are benefits from Apple to Apple. like Yes. you know So that's nice. So I think people that have Apple and they're dealing with someone ah dealing with someone that has a Samsung, they're probably like, we'll drop a book. Oh, good Samsung. Yeah, but it's not a real thing. It's just like, eh, we could have done more. We could do more stuff with, we both have Apple. Yeah, i understand. Like the FaceTime and stuff like that. FaceTime, AirDraw.
00:30:10
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I think we can. But, you know, my phone, your cameras are made with Samsung cameras. You know that, right? They're all Apple phones use Samsung cameras. Take got that back. I won't. Take that back. And, like, also my phone can charge your phone.
00:30:24
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It can? Yeah. So I can, um my phone is... I can hit a little button and it'll charge your phone. But it it deserves it. No, I can charge it. I deserve the power in your phone. I will charge my watch. Charge my headphones.
00:30:38
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Yeah, but the Apple deserves the energy from your phone. No, I didn't charge that. I didn't charge any phone. It's... You're a fuck I am. This is who I am. You know who I am. Yeah.
00:30:49
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I'll never forget where we met up. I went, I think this was SmartCon if I told us already. don't know. I didn't know smartwatches too well, but I think you were you were like front of the line with smartwatch. I still have my original smartwatch. It was the first Samsung watch, and I still have it, and I only use it for work. And I remember we met up at a like a grocery store. We met up in like on fucking Ralph's. We were El Segundo.
00:31:12
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Yeah. And it was there was a Ralph's, and there was a Starbucks, and we sat front of the Starbucks and chatted. It was a Starbucks? It was a Starbucks. i was And there was an In-N-Out across the street. yeah Oh, okay. And I just remember you kept looking at your watch. I think you were checking alerts.
00:31:25
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But I kept thinking like, this guy really wants to get the phone. No, you know no, no. But I was like, what's going on? that was go learned Sorry, my conversation's boring. You know, but here we are. but Maybe I was. I have photo. Oh, yeah. yeah i so We saw the photo when I was in New York that one time. Like the first time. Yep.
00:31:42
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Did I have a buzz head? No. don't think I've ever seen you a buzz head. you know i bring We bring up the Apple Samsung because you you brought this up Millennial versus Gen Z technology. I had a fucking comment set to me. Go on. So let me know what you think. Okay. Okay, let's do this. And it was a Gen Z-er. So I work i work in this studio where we deal with different okay no ah broadcasting stuff.
00:32:10
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and don't want to get into specifics. i just um She needed to send me a link to something. And so she sent it to me. Okay. And the link was not a hyperlink. It wasn't active. Okay. And so I copy pasted it, put in the browser. Nothing was working. Okay. and ah And then so she and she couldn't she couldn't like think in her head, like, why isn't this working? Okay. And I'm like, well, it's not like I go to the link. It's not working. And she's like, are you a millennial?
00:32:39
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and ite is spinch And I was like, yeah. And she's like, oh, is this like a millennial thing? And I'm like, whoa, hold the phone. First of all, because it's all they know is to hold the phone. Yeah. delute That's all that boy's good it's that was good. It's all they know. That was a good one, Ron. I like that one.
00:32:57
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And I'm like, first of all, Boomer Gen X are the ones that have the tech problems. Mostly Boomer. so Gen X, not but Boomer, are the ones that have the show. Sure. And I showed her them, and I was like, you know what? Here, check this out. And I showed her, and and she's like, oh, it isn't working. I'm like, yeah. Because here's another thing when it comes to tech.
00:33:16
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Am I getting triggered? Yeah, a little bit. Here's the thing when it comes to tech with Gen Z and millennials. Because the point I made to her, the point I made to her was, and I'm pointing, I'm going to show you no aggressive aggression. Aggression. Aggression.
00:33:32
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Was the argument I made was that a lot of Gen Z, they grew up with the app world. So when it comes to like software and stuff, like I told her that and she's like, yeah, actually you're right. Cause I was telling her how to use, was telling her how to use streaming stuff like OBS and whatever. And she, she didn't know how to do any of that shit. I'm like, yeah, see. And I just pointed out, like, look, there's no like one's dumb and one's not. Yeah. There's shit you don't know.
00:33:58
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And then there's shit I don't know. But however, this link still doesn't fucking work. So it's so and like, what the hell? I mean, We kind of, we are the bridge of technology. Yeah, I want the generation to sit down. or i mean we But we fucking are. We are, we absolutely are. Okay, we we are older than Google.
00:34:16
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I remember when I got in Windows 95. my god. forgot what year that was, though. Jesus Christ. Oh, listen, my first computer, it was a hand-me-down computer from my uncles.
00:34:28
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Windows version 3.1. Wow. Yeah. That was, for those of you that don't know, that's the one before Windows 95. Windows 95 was huge. and You had Windows 98, Windows 2000, Windows Millennium, the Windows Me.
00:34:43
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That was what? Vista. Vista. That that was short-lived, thank God. Yeah. ah Then it was like Windows 7. Yeah, Windows. Windows 10 was a big upgrade. Yep. So, yeah. You know what I did? Why the fuck were you, Gen Z? I know. You weren't fucking here. You weren't fucking born. But like you said, the apps. Okay? Like, I forgot my tablet at home because I brought my computer. I'm like, fuck. I don't have the apps on my computer. I have on my tablet.
00:35:09
Speaker
like gotta Log in and stuff like that. and like Would a Gen Z know to do that? Would they actually? Right. Yeah, I don't even know. Gen Z, would they do? I mean, would they be like, oh, i yeah, like, log in. yeah Everything you can log I mean, I could download with the app on the computer. We're not going to.
00:35:24
Speaker
Did I ever tell you that I visited the Windows XP Hilt? Maybe once before, I don't recall. So the Windows XP hill, yeah all you millennials out there, the window, you know, you know, the wallpaper that came with that Windows XP, that green, beautiful hill. Yeah, I picture it right now. That's a real hill.
00:35:44
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That wasn't just, I always thought was a digitized hill. Really? It's a real hill. Obviously Photoshopped as shit. It looks like something out of Teletubbies, but it's a real hill. Winky Winky.
00:35:54
Speaker
Yeah. Dixie. Wawa. Oh. Anyhow. That's the gay one, right? No, i Tinky Winky was the gay one because he had the triangle, he was purple. Was he? And he had a magic bag. It was a magic bag. It wasn't a purse. It was a magic bag. I thought i thought he wasn't gay because of the magic bag. I thought he was gay because he would get railed up the ass all the time. Oh, no, no, no. They're for the fucking, my God. i like Do they have asses? Could he get railed up the ass, Ron? I don't.
00:36:23
Speaker
want to think about this. But yeah, you're right. Actually, getting railed is one thing up the ass. So with that, from that purse, that's the, that's fucking gay, dude. Like, that's fucking... Hello, hello. Throw some chest hair and put the purse down. You can still get real to Fiesta. It's a magic bag.
00:36:38
Speaker
It's a magic bag. But i did not know that hill existed. yeah I didn't know that was real. Yeah, so that hill did exist and ah because it's in California. Of course. And we stopped over. ah My girlfriend surprised me because talk about like it doesn't take much to impress me, right? say I'm not impressed me much.
00:36:57
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ah She takes me to the Windows XP hill and It is, like, kind of dangerous to look to to stop because it's, like, it's on just a farm lane road. It's right on the 5? Yeah. It's just on, like, a road that has nowhere to pull off from.
00:37:13
Speaker
But we found... Pacific Coast Highway. yeah No. but it's like It's, like, more north. up they Yes. um And there's no, like, sign that says it's the Windows XP Hill. Why would there be? I'm like, you're a fucking nutjob like me.
00:37:26
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And... You do, like, places like scenery and... I do. I do like a weird location. is he do like bookage I love locations of stuff, but I found it and I took a photo of it and it is now the wallpaper on my, the photo I took of the XP Hill is now the wallpaper on my computer. are getting it It's pretty exact. I'll show you i after. It's a pretty fucking exact, man.
00:37:48
Speaker
Robert, that might be the coolest story you've ever told me, was that you went to the Windows XP. That is probably the coolest story I ever told you, yes. I have to say, but um speaking of stories, we have three penetrating questions. Wow, I told five friends to write them.
00:38:06
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I guess I'm no, lee you but you know, I'm going to work. I'm going to reek. No, no, baby. Don't go I want to write one of those things. You ever see people on Facebook where they're like, if you can read this right now, that means I kept you on my friends list. And it's like, okay. I said this once before I put a post about this years ago and you just made me think of this.
00:38:25
Speaker
You see somebody pop on your list and say, add as a friend, theys you know, add as a friend. Yeah. But you don't add them.
Social Media & Listener Questions
00:38:30
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You know, they're probably popping up on theirs too, right? They're still not fucking adding me. So fuck you.
00:38:36
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Wait, wait, so... Oh, I suggested... No, Robert, don't. Right, right. you But didn't book it with you. I sent you from me. I'm not adding you. Are we a wife?
00:38:47
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You don't add me, I don't add you. Yeah. This is a good, Robert. I don't add anyone on Facebook anymore. It's so rare. as fucking millennials fit bo I know Facebook has become.
00:38:58
Speaker
i try I try to think of a a joke where is Facebook just the website we use to block our parents? Something. but But, you know, I use Facebook. This is going to sound really morbid. Um. Lately, Facebook has been like reminding me or showing me like yeah who died.
00:39:13
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. like got I got a couple of friends. and i I just had another friend die recently. friend from back when I worked at Magdola Baby, like almost 17 years ago. Yeah. They passed away.
00:39:25
Speaker
So. It's becoming digital gravestone is now it turns into remembering. Yeah. Yeah. I noticed. Yeah. What's the fuck? And you know what? I actually on my own Facebook, i don't want to say who, but you can assign your Facebook to go to someone after you die.
00:39:41
Speaker
Cool. So I assigned a friend that I think would handle it the most responsible way. Now, obviously, they go to my wife. Right. like Well, I think you do have to put her name in. Otherwise, I think it just gets lost in the sauce.
00:39:55
Speaker
Yeah. You know, prefer Facebook. funnel it's still It's so like depressing to do it. Yeah. God, I'm happy have alcohol. Who's going to control my my ex account now?
00:40:06
Speaker
My Twitter account. Twitter, don't ever call it as a kid. That is probably the... Who's going to... Okay, I can understand. Search social. I know it's going to change for years, but I can understand taking over a company and wanting to change the name, but change it to Yeah.
00:40:24
Speaker
You're fucking stupid. Yeah. Twitter, we tweet. It was perfection. he He loves That's why we had... ah he Like, what's this kid's name? Yeah, yeah. Oh my God.
00:40:36
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Um, Rob, penetrating? Questions? Let's go, baby. All right, let's do it, everybody.
00:40:44
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You can't go. I can't.
00:40:50
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Penetrating questions. This is where people send shit in. To any questions. Just send shit and shit in. You can ah go to question or shit. Go to arorodo Instagram. Yeah, it could be anything. It's completely anonymous if you want it to be. um We ask you one question and it's basically be over 18. Kind of helps everybody out here. Especially us. But yeah, ah you don't have this up, so I'm going to read it all, right?
00:41:12
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Yeah, i guess like all I do, unless I make one up. See, I come to L.A., and I run. Okay. see ya All right. This is from Lynn.
00:41:23
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Lynn is a dear friend of mine. She goes to bingo a lot. Her friends, her boyfriend Mario, love them. Love you guys. Oh, yeah, yeah. theyve they written in she ah She reached out to you for my birthday. though That's right, and I locked her. Lynn, I was like, who the balloon is? No, she is head pet. I make fun of her because I know she's probably a sweetheart. Okay.
00:41:44
Speaker
Here's. Hi, guys. I wanted to address Rob's comment from a few weeks ago about soundtracks. Okay. I got nervous the way you started. I have to address something Robert said.
00:41:55
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i have an epic soundtrack composer in Suggest. Ooh. Joe Hisashi, I think I said that wrong. may have said wrong. Who wrote beautiful music for Studio Ghibli.
00:42:06
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am miss Oh, yes, Studio Ghibli. Okay. If you've never seen those movies, I'd highly suggest. Anyways, listen and tell me what you think. I recommend One Summer Day or Merry-Go-Round of Life.
00:42:18
Speaker
For starters. Okay, i I will definitely check that out. Studio, so that is like the, um... The anime. Yeah. So here's the thing. Want to know a fun be ran way right that's the learned yeah that fantastic one another fun fact about me in high school? i don't know if you know.
00:42:31
Speaker
so i thought fine So the stories aren't true. It was, you know, i was getting, i was flunking, Ron, a no other choice. No, I wasn't. That stick i was ah average, but ah it still carries on today. But what, ah so anime, as we record from a hotel rooms. yeah exactly anime i was into dragon ball z yes um big time i was ever one of those kids and but i never really bit the anime i never really you yeah you grabbed on never got into never got into anime as i i feel like i should have it was meant for me same thing with pokemon i never got into pokemon you were never that's which is wild to me but pokemon is anime
00:43:16
Speaker
Yep. It was, technically. But here's the thing. don't know you knew this. There was an anime club in high school. Yes. And I was vice president of the anime club. Didn't watch any anime. Because there was there was, we had, don't know if you were president.
00:43:31
Speaker
Well, there was ah there was a ah girl named Sindel who was president. I love Sindel. Oh, Sindel's great. She's great. Yeah, she came to my, ah the one that you didn't, this the Tampa screening of Cannibal Comedian. Motherfucker. I'm going to have to fly down. No, I'm sorry. and but did not work on my schedule because I was jeopardizing things.
00:43:49
Speaker
No, I know. Cool. Watch that. be It's good. I like to rub on your face. But so Sindel was and then she stepped down. i don't know why. And then my friend. It was a itled up what was up it was messy. Everybody messy. And she was. Yeah. Digimon scat. Yeah. She got in peas.
00:44:05
Speaker
was that That is anime. Then my my buddy Joe, ah he became president and I was like, hey, can I just be vice president? Because just you won't fuck it. And he's like, sure. it was so unofficial, but we joke about him like, yeah, i was vice president anime club.
00:44:22
Speaker
So what's up? I did I should have told girls. Oh, that's right. The entire scene. Oh, how bad?
00:44:31
Speaker
I can't wait. Oh, thespians. I was also in charge of the drama. I didn't know you were in charge. I'm the president. Oh, wow. When I was president, it was probably one of the worst years we ever had. Wow. I feel like you would have to be really annoying to be president of thespians. We'll get into that scandal at some point. in the butt but nope, I guess not. We're not going get into that scandal. um So yeah, Robert, we're in the soundtracks.
00:44:55
Speaker
yeah Yeah, I'll check it out. We also have to watch that movie. Which one? Remember we talked about it last? Oh, yeah. We were going watch a movie. Yeah, we gotta watch a movie. I don't remember. wow working Okay. Next question.
00:45:08
Speaker
Next penetrating question. um Guess who's back? It's Venue Mike. I don't know who Venue Mike is. Venue Mike. V-N-U-M. I do know. And Mike, it might be. i did send him a request. so We'll see.
00:45:26
Speaker
Okay, so I'm saying that one of your friends one of my friends, but I did tell some people that we were going to be recording together. It's special day. It's a special day. And it says, since this is your guy's first time in person, is there tension? Wink face, wink face, wink face.
00:45:40
Speaker
More importantly, is there cookies?
00:45:46
Speaker
Oh. There's no tension except for the lighting and time. It was a tension in the beginning. And not for each other. it was just tense. And excel that even though I think the lady at the front desk, I'm like, my friend's going to come here later. is um is it okay he parks the car over here? And she's like, well, is he going leave by 10? like, no.
00:46:03
Speaker
So do you think my car's still there? Probably not. It's probably tense now. i am tense now. It's probably fine. um So no, no tension. I mean, we've worked together in person. No tension at all.
00:46:13
Speaker
Cookies? No. No. I could got you a cookie. You could. I could have got you a cookie from my house. I was going to jokingly bring crumble, but it's not even about the flavor. It's about the gluten. Yeah. So the joke is not even the joke. It's like you're just risking my health. I mean, you know, I'm going be Walter. I'm on plane tomorrow. I can shit myself. It's fine. But it's the crumble. It's the pink frosting one.
00:46:34
Speaker
But I know no cookies. We definitely dropped the ball on that one by Lee Ivey Roberts. They do have gluten-free Oreos on it. They're wonderful. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. They have gluten-free Oreos now. Oreos.
00:46:45
Speaker
Oreos. Well, thank you, Venny Mike. Thank you, Venny Mike. Thank you, Lynn. Sorry. And Lynn as well. Okay. We have one more. One more. Three pumps or less. That's the name? Uh-huh. Three pump chomp. Is this a coffee or a sex thing? I think it's a sex thing.
00:46:59
Speaker
Okay. Fellas, I've hit a rough patch where I'm a three pump chomp. Any tips on lasting longer? Ooh, good question. Um... Um, I actually could... I know that... I couldn't... I answered this honestly as well... Yeah, I could.
00:47:13
Speaker
i mean I am at a three pump chomp, though. I'm four and half. Yeah. But... Yeah. Rob, you want to go first? Well, I know if you have trouble with, um... keeping it up.
00:47:24
Speaker
And I'm not a doctor. This isn't something keeping up things. is ner andja im just I'm just trying to give you something. ah Just try. Everyone says this. This has become a meme now that people get annoyed by this advice.
00:47:37
Speaker
Drink water. See what happens. See if it changes anything. Honestly. So, as far and rion the one thing you could do is, mean, yeah, there's endurance training. Kegels, you could do those things.
00:47:50
Speaker
um Also, like, you know, there there are tricks to where, like, she can, you can, know, kind of, like, hold your dick and, like, pull your balls down kind of thing. And it's supposed to help stop the process of ejaculation.
00:48:03
Speaker
um but in the event that you do, it happens once in a while. Sometimes it happens. In the event you do, go down on it. Go down. then. Like with your mouth. oh Yeah, with your mouth. Yeah, go. No, seriously. Like, I mean, in the event that you do, so what? but don't go Don't get upset. It's not a big deal.
00:48:21
Speaker
You know, she go go play with her. Yeah, go ahead. Don't get upset. No, no don't. Um, well... I would say, is this like... but also Also, I mean, exercising also helps. yo Being in better shape does help with a endurance in every aspect. Yeah, is this a... I would ask, like, is this with the same partner? Is this a different date? Yeah, i on out I haven't done a first date in imagine...
00:48:50
Speaker
going on that day and just not performing well. You're really like, yeah. But like I said, that's why don't get upset. just i only say that because if you're with someone new, you might get nervous. Maybe you grew, but if it's with a partner, you're more comfortable. Yeah. i just like with that um So I would ask that. I would say wear a condom.
00:49:08
Speaker
and Yeah, condoms sometimes help with the ah sensation. Yeah. oh we likes them And also, if you know like if you know if this is going to be one-night stand, fuck it. Jerk went out. Jerk went out. Look who's whores a date. That's always a trick, jerk. I'm a one-night stand. Who fucking cares? Exactly. Who cares?
00:49:25
Speaker
You what think? I had a one-night stand once, and I think I did all right. Okay. she ah I doubt she was listening to this, but she ah she said to me, she's like, oh my God, it's so big. Have I said, thank God you were virgins.
00:49:38
Speaker
That's funny. I doubt she was.
Podcast Future & Creative Plans
00:49:40
Speaker
Anyway. We talked about the same girl because I had a similar experience. was This was in theater school. This is before I met my wife. block but in In Spring Hill? No. No, it was not. Okay. I had a Spring Hill encounter. Very similar to that. And to the point where I'm like, do you just say that to every guy? Or are you just like, you just had me up?
00:49:58
Speaker
Part of me like, don't know. It was hard for me not to laugh because I'm like, yeah, okay. I've seen enough porn, okay? I know. That's funny. ah But the the thank you, of three pumps or less. ah you know I wish you all the best out there. in the me Fuck it. We you appreciate it.
00:50:18
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We appreciate the penetrating questions. What do you mean, Robert? We're doing the macho.
00:50:26
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I get something. There you go. Yeah. It's like the three pumps. You got to get something. get something in there. Yeah. yeah So, um, Robert, this is special. This is a special one. do you know why it's special? Why? Because you're going to have a fire out of beer with me. ah Oh, let's do it. Everybody ready.
00:50:43
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Hey.
00:50:54
Speaker
So, this baby. Wow. This is a cider. This is all the way from New York. It's craft cider from the Hudson Valley cider, Hudson Valley apples. That's where the plant is. It's a grape native spontaneous natural cider. This one actually has wild yeast and bacteria in it.
00:51:10
Speaker
Okay. So, it is fermenting as we speak. 6.9% alcohol by volume. Wow. It's a little strong. It's a little strong. This is the, uh, this is the fun, uh, Fun cam? Well, that is fun. It's a fun cam from New York, but it's like this California, like, landscape. Massaboo.
00:51:29
Speaker
Upstate New York, no? Yeah. Okay. Robin, give me a glass quick. Let's go. Oh, yeah, we got those glasses. That's real crystal, everybody. Ron spent, I should give you a lot, Ron spent $300. Oh, my goodness. Look it. I can't believe I'm having a fire robbing beer. This is probably, I think everybody, even though except for those couple people who don't like the fire robbing beer. That's right.
00:51:53
Speaker
Everyone loves the fire robbing. I don't think I've ever done this one, Karen. No, I haven't. Should we cheers? Bros. Bros. Do you do the thing where you tap? don't tap. I tap. I don't Some people give me the look like you didn't tap the table. No, I don't. How many taps do I got to do before I sip it?
00:52:10
Speaker
You can definitely smell the yeast and bacteria. kind of always got. It's like minting kind of thing. smells like, it's you know what it smells like? It smells like ah the purple Teletubby's ass, right now?
00:52:21
Speaker
Ruining my fire. All right, here we go.
00:52:26
Speaker
Oh. Mm-hmm. So that's what it's like. to Oh. um it's ah It's a strong forward taste and that it it gets better as it.
00:52:42
Speaker
So because of the wild yeast and the bacteria and it was like basically constantly. for Is it it's um this what a man's ass tastes like? Maybe.
00:52:52
Speaker
i don't know. It's been so long. Let's have some more. Right. um It's not. You know what? isn it said bad you are under i ah Rob's palate is important. For me, this is a schmeckt.
00:53:05
Speaker
Because i can i I have another can. I can drink. Go to that and give you a whole one. I could drink i can drink this. i can Someone give me an ass to get this taste out of em my mouth. but You can ask the three pumps or less. um a this is yeah This is not for everybody.
00:53:22
Speaker
is enough for i like this. This is good. Well. 6.9% is coming to the job. 69. Hey. a All right. That was cool. Well, everybody, that's our show. That is our show. This was cool. Thank you. I think next time we're going rent out a studio, which. ah If you have access to that, yeah. Yeah, it's actually not as expensive as me would think.
00:53:46
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It really isn't, it' which is kind of wild. No. yeah But yeah, this was. Yeah, I'm down to do a studio next time because this was a this was a lot. That's interesting.
00:53:57
Speaker
Look at the liars. lot of wires. It's going to take a while to break down. Robert, it's 12, 19 a.m. It sure is. He's got to get home. Yeah. I don't fly to it till tomorrow.
00:54:09
Speaker
so The bed's lit. He's walking from this table to add that. So it's a long trek into bed. Thank everyone for tuning in. This special episode. Thank you all so much for coming. you have anything coming up, though? By the time this airs, I think the 27th is my show, QED Astoria.
00:54:29
Speaker
Yeah, 27, that's going to come out. I don't have anything else right now. Some more episodes of this. Maybe some writing. I do want to write a book. i didn't book Maybe I'll write book. Oh, actually, I just wrote. So when I choose me.
00:54:43
Speaker
Morty. yeah it is ah Allow it. the ah I've been writing. um I'll end this with a little thing that I've been. Tell me if this is stupid idea. Stupid. Okay, great. um I was thinking about getting you a Christmas gift. No.
00:54:57
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um I was writing. ah So before I write a script, I kind of like with the actual pencil, I'll just like jot on paper just to get. How many of you?
00:55:07
Speaker
How many of you? I did. math Yeah, really? What is an app? oh um um I thought that's the thing you got before dinner. but ah we has my dinner you didn't bri Oh, yeah, Oh, yeah. ah but I don't know. had this weird idea of writing something that I could just, like, shoot by myself with my phone in a room in my apartment.
00:55:25
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And I'm like, what do I got to lose? If it ends up sucking, who cares? do You know what's funny is a lot of those extremely low-budget, crazy projects sometimes take off. Yeah.
00:55:36
Speaker
I thought I had an idea of... ah I don't want to pitch the whole thing because then ruins it. No, no, no. But it's ah it's ah simply about a man who gets locked in his bathroom and weird shit starts to happen. That's the promise.
00:55:49
Speaker
Oh, there are ideas for flowing through my head right now. Yeah. Weird stuff. course. God, there's... And it's not, you might think like it's a comedy. Oh, he's stuck. It gets is weird. This is more like a thriller suspense thing. yet you're in con the other It's almost like a really badass attrit is what's going through my head. don't know if that's what you had in mind, but yeah.
00:56:10
Speaker
There's a whole thing in my head. Like maybe like, I don't know, you look in the mirror and like you're Starts moving funny and sad. Where's the pure again behind you? Purely. well Yeah. It's the cider.
00:56:22
Speaker
Yeah. Being behind the curtain or something in the back. So I think I might do that and just shoot it by myself. outside of the toilet. Ooh. Let's fucking tell tubbies. Yay. There we go. now we're now we're now. Let's start the podcast now. With this mindset.
00:56:36
Speaker
ah Well, you know, excuse me, toilet, right? Yes, we've talked about it. the guy with a head pop out. Skibbity Toilet will not be in my short film. But don't think I own the rights. I don't own the rights to Skibbity Toilet.
00:56:49
Speaker
Ugh, and I wish I did. this is interesting. It sure is. But I know you don't like it in the moment. You took a salad. Oh, no. Yeah, it's disgusting. But it's good. That's going to be a super schlept, a shit-lect. Schleck.
00:57:00
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Shit-lect.
Conclusion & Listener Engagement
00:57:02
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But thank you, everybody, for joining us on our first ever in-person podcast. There will be more. Hopefully, Robbie runs to New York. We'll rent out the studio. That? No, you probably just use my cousin's face. Oh, okay, cool. orie cut Thanks, quiz. No, she's not. No, I'm hopefully good to do my house. Yeah. Yeah. um But ah you can always catch us on our socials, downwithdbpodcast on Instagram. If you want to send in a penetrating question, everybody, go to the link in our bio on instagram.com forward slash DWD podcast. I'm repeating stuff that you're going hear anyway because I put that little thing at the end that's pre-recorded. So what the fuck am I talking about? Fuck. I think I just don't want it to end. I don't know.
00:57:39
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But we're going to end it. well Yeah. You need to go to sleep. Okay. see yeah I'm going to be over a few more hours. But yeah. All right, everybody.