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Hantavirus, Dolly Parton, and Robert on Adam Ray’s Show | Down with DP Podcast 5-12-2026
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Introduction and Political Dinner Discussion
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shot of a bit ah what What is this the dinner from the Republican dinner? It is, it absolutely is the Republican dinner.
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Welcome to the...
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What's the deal? Let me try that again. It's the Down With DP podcast with Robert Dunn and Ron Prendamano in 3, 2, 1.
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Oh, crap, we're going. Hi! We have a show, yes! What are you doing, Robert? Yes. Oh, I was adjusting something from across the room and I thought I had enough time in the intro, but I guess I didn't. No, you don't. You don't even know your own intro.
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I feel like a Moran... Well, hello, everybody. This is the Down With DP podcast. I'm your host, Ron Prendamano. And with me is the gorgeous. Gorgeous Ron Prendamano. And with him is Robert Dunn. The gorgeous Robert Dunn. That's right. That's right. Oh, OK. We'll go with that.
Tribute to Nurses
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ah Well, everybody, welcome. Today is going to be May the 12th, which is going to be the last day of International Nurses Week.
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Yes, that's true. says That's right. It is International Nurses Week. You and I love nurses, Ron. Hello, nurse. Hello, nurse. So yeah, shout out to nurses.
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Yeah, no, thank you for all that you do. It's also Celiac Awareness Month. What's that? Celiac disease, where your body breaks down when you eat consume gluten. Oh, that sounds really It's also Food Allergy Awareness Month as well. So I get a month, motherfucker.
00:01:46
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Wow, a whole entirere month ah today is entire month. World Athletics Day too. Is that true? I think so. I want to just make that up. a but Yeah, I have no fucking idea.
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I have no idea. but I don't know either. is that it Were you just drinking a Diet Coke? Always. It was not open yet. alsoa I'm going to open mine. oh Is it a Diet Coke? Pellegrino.
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o Nice.
Upcoming Topics Preview
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um So before we begin today's, well, we're going to be talking about a few things, a lot of stuff happening in the news today. We got Rudy, Rudy, not doing so goody. ah We got ah we got a sick a cruise line full of viruses. And that's getting interesting. Yeah, we got rontic sports coming up and we got some plane crashes, which is great.
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And then something that I did, i went to see ah one of my favorite comedians right now, Adam Ray. And I was in a very small segment of the show where I feel like I messed up. It's one of those things like I can get into it later. But like, you know, when you talk to a girl and you have everything planned out and then you go up and he just like, yeah bla blah, blah, blah, blah. Story of my mind.
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Yeah, and you're just like, shit, like why did it, ugh, should have practiced more. Yeah, it was kind of like that moment. Damn it, son of I'll get into that later. ah Yeah, exactly, okay, yeah. Also, first I just want to address a lot of tech glitches last time.
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So we do apologize for that. Something was wrong on my side. And then one of the apps that we use wasn't sending us the internet, it was sending us the email, which it did today, which I'm happy about.
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Oh yeah, I feel like it's back. So i think I think there was issue on the app side. I could be wrong. Could have been me. It's always me 90% of the time. But we do apologize for that. um We did do a penetrating question last week. I don't think it went out on the episode. so we're going to cover it today.
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We're going to again. We're going to do it again. and hopefully nothing will fuck up this time. Hopefully it'll be good. But no, but hey, but now we have two penetrating questions do. We have two questions now. Yeah. So, I mean, we're saving one from last week for today. So, I mean, guys, you're welcome, honestly.
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but Yeah. You know? Yeah, you're welcome. yeah Everyone's so happy. Yeah.
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Ron, I told you to get rid of those damn kids. Yeah, the fact that the cheering button or kids kind of creeps me out. I know. It's like Epstein's face is on that button. It's weird.
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that's those those were That's the sound that you heard when you heard that he didn't kill himself or he died. You just heard Oh, yeah. Hey, ah Jeffrey Epstein is dead. Oh, yeah. Also, also, his suicide note is out there today. Oh, I was really hoping you hit the button when I said Jeffrey Epstein is dead. Jeffrey Epstein is dead! Too much? Sorry, too much. That's one. I wasn't expecting that. But no, what about his suicide note? Yeah, apparently he wrote a suicide note and it's like, you know,
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You know, he's like, they looked for me and, you know, they looked for stuff and I found nothing. It's almost like Trump wrote it is what their yeah internet seems to be making out. It's like Trump wrote this yeah and also speech pattern kind of thing. right My friend Donald, that my friend who has a really big hands. He I mean, he didn't do anything either.
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mean, I could see Jeffrey Epstein killing himself, but we all know he was murdered. To be honest, he was murdered. I didn't think so at first, but but I also didn't know much about him. So as i as I learned how much of like he was kind of the center of this web of yeah of everything, I'm like, yeah, I could see that happening now. I'm not even a conspiracy guy, but I could see that happening. No, I'm not a conspiracy guy, either but I could see it happening. Absolutely. Absolutely.
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So but ah yeah, basically, we want to say is sorry for the tech glitches that happen again. But also, I can't promise that. But something else happened in the news today. We
Rudy Giuliani's Health and Legacy
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had Rudy rudy Giuliani is in the hospital in critical. Rudy has been in the hospital. He was in critical condition. I believe as of today or yesterday, Rudy is now not in critical condition.
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OK, but he's still in the hospital. Well, I want to get your opinion on this as a New Yorker, as shitty as he kind of became. um Do you I feel like.
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Tell me if I'm wrong here, but I feel like he did a pretty good job handling the city during 9-11. So I had obviously we were both in Florida when 9-11 took place.
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No, it depends on who you ask. You ask people who are conservative. They think he did a great job. Now, I'm not taking away there are good things he did. But if you talk to a lot of New Yorkers, he really didn't like for like the poor and you know, poor and not white people, he really didn't do shit for them. Okay, okay, see, yeah I'm actually not in the know, so. this is This is what I've been told, this is what I've learned from people. He really didn't do much. Like, they their lives didn't get much better. Did he get corruption out of the and NYPD? Yes, he did. But also, when 9-11 took place, he was on his way out.
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Bloomberg was elected in November. Rudy was already the that was the second term was already done. Now, I'm not discrediting anything Rudy did or anything like that during that time period. But it depends on who you ask.
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I wasn't here. so I don't have a great opinion of it. o it um I don't like what he's done now. But considering he was on top of the world. Yeah. I mean, he was America's mayor.
00:07:25
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The two things I heard was one, he had no fear going after the mob. And two, no, that is true. That is true. did clean up New York. Like as far as cleaned up a lot of he got rid of a lot of crime, like I said, he got rid of a lot of the corruption.
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Yeah. And also like the dirtiness of it, like the subways look better, stuff like that. Yeah. A a lot of, you know, a lot of the graffiti scratchy, all that stuff that was cleaned up. So a lot of it, um but so New York did improve under him. Yes. But like I said, in a lot of ways,
00:07:53
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Yeah. A lot of people did not benefit under him. Right. Right. So a lot of people, a lot of New Yorkers I have met do not like him mean because they're telling a different side of the story than what we in the 40, 49 other states saw.
00:08:06
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Right. Right. So okay it it depends on who you ask. I don't have a strong opinion. Well, I don't I don't obviously wish any ill will on him. no I just think it's interesting to talk about.
00:08:17
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Oh, yeah, absolutely. But there's something that is sad about having health issues. Which is scary. Speaking
Dolly Parton's Health Issues
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of celebrities in the hospital. And so, yeah, I mean, we have ah Icon, icon dolly Icon Dolly Parton having some health issues right now.
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Dolly Parton canceled her Vegas residency due to health issues. Now, according to her, she she did a video. Mind you, she's the only person who has gone through that much plastic surgery and looks phenomenal.
00:08:50
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Oh, yeah. like I guess her and Cher, yeah. i't Anyway. um Wow. You tell that to Cher's face. If she has expressions, I won't know. Oh, well, Dolly Parton is 80 years old.
00:09:05
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Yeah. um Her health issue, eye but kidney stones is what she's saying, that she's had a history of really bad kidney stones. She also noted in the video. Sell those on eBay. That her, they probably would be worth money. Oh yeah. Absolutely. Her immune and digestive systems are got all out of the whack over the past three years.
00:09:22
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Somebody with digestive issues, I can relate to that. And at her age, she does not want to take the risk and it's canceling the tours. Um, yeah, but i can't imagine having an issue like that on stage. Let's, uh,
00:09:34
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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I totally understand. i get it. It's happened to me on stage. Luckily, I've been okay. It's also happened when I do a safety demo on the plane. I do the safety demo on the plane, and all of a sudden, oh, my God, I have to shit.
00:09:48
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Yeah. Yeah. It's like, you guys know how to use a seatbelt, right? To pass in your seatbelt. Yeah, exactly. I mean, yeah, it's, it's, sorry, fart jokes, but yeah, it's um not fun.
00:09:59
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So I wish we all, I mean, Dolly Parton, I think 99.9% of people will agree. She is a national treasure. She is probably one of the most favorite Americans. She's also, what I love about her is that unlike us as of late, she's very quiet about her political stance on things. Mm-hmm.
00:10:17
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and So, but she does a lot of charity work. She's always kind, um you know, in the sense of the word, and I don't use this lightly, a good Christian.
00:10:29
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Yeah, yeah. So if you're going to go with that terminology, she is a good Christian. I mean, we had ah if we had a name off, this might be fun. If we had a name off dead and alive, because we've seen this. ah You've probably seen this photo around like like the icons of like really good people. And it's always um ah Steve Irwin.
00:10:51
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ah and Steve Irwin, Bob Ross, Mr. Rogers, LeVar Burton. LeVar Burton. Yeah, LeVar Burton, Robin Williams. Robin Williams.
00:11:01
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Michael, as of late, I feel like he's getting a lot more positive press. i yeah Well, talking about jordan ah i mean Jackson. Jackson, yeah, Michael Jackson, yes. Michael Jordan Jackson. oh Well, I'll tell you, like, on my – on my ah On my social media, is there's still a lot of like – kind of what I predicted, some a lot of Michael Jackson not not so big fans. So I don't know if he's up – I actually don't know if I could ever put him up there. Whether he's whether it's true or not, it's kind of like what the society agrees on. it I believe the – And then Keanu Reeves is up there. Keanu Reeves is another one. um
00:11:38
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I think it was the documentary Finding Neverland or Searching, whatever was. yeah Apparently that turned out to be not entirely true at all, really. Yeah, yeah. And you know what? Yes, he did. He did have kids spend the night there, but he never touched them.
00:11:53
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Right. so yeah, I know. And he was trying to protect Epstein. That's what I got. That's what i sort I heard. Yeah, I did see someone kind of put out like some Michael Jackson hate and then about that documentary. And then someone in the comments responded saying, oh, here's a video explaining.
00:12:11
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why that documentary kind of like follows its own merits and they just didn't watch it and they're like nope don't care still hate them so it's like people have already made up their minds I think so that's why I don't think he'll ever reach that I think that is a problem though if you you know, if the truth actually comes out, you can't change it.
00:12:30
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I think that's a problem as well. Oh yeah. I agree. I mean, i never thought Michael did it. I really, i just, something in my heart was like, no, no, he didn't. And that's not me being a fan, you know, a millennial fan. He didn't do it.
00:12:41
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My opinion, right obviously that's becoming more of a fact, but yeah, he's one of the greats going back to that. Um, Robin Williams, you know what he always did? he always, in his contracts and when he did films, i think it's made say he always made sure a homeless person was employed.
00:13:00
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Oh, that's not what I was going to say. Interesting. Homeless person was employed to have a job. That makes sense because there's actors in the movie, Ron, obviously. i was good that's but um Yeah, he but he did um ah comic relief. Cut the grief with comic relief. You know, that show that he did with Billy k Crystal and Whoopi Goldberg. That was to combat homelessness. So he did a lot for that. you know, obviously, Mr. Rogers, Bob Ross. Did you hear? But did you know about like? his thing with Aladdin where he didn't want to be like the face of it.
00:13:31
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And that started the whole thing with this. Yeah. And then, uh, yeah, then they came out with a poster and the poster was like 90% genie face. And, uh, he was like kind of pissed about it, you know, cause you see Aladdin and Jasmine like here and then the genie. And it's like, that's not, it's literally the opposite what I asked. So that's cool. i love I did read a funny story that, um,
00:13:54
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Jim Cummings. You know who Jim Cummings is? Yes. Voice of Winnie the Pooh. Voice yeah of pretty much every Darkwing duck. I mean, pretty much pick something. ah What's his name? Goofy's neighbor.
00:14:07
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The guy who kind of talks like this. That was really good, actually. yeah Honestly, dude, just do an impression of a pirate. I'm a pirate, and I kind of talk like this. you know that's But like kind of exaggerated.
00:14:19
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Anyway, i also played a lot of Kingdom Hearts. Jim was supposed to do something. he he played, her ah I think the character's name was Razul. mean He was the head security guard in... um Aladdin. And apparently there there was like a little there was a little tension with him and Robin at one point. Like he was supposed to record something and Robin was like, ah no.
00:14:39
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So yeah, there's a little tension. i yeah You have to look at Jim jim Cummings' as ah Instagram page. He talks about it. I think I do follow him. Yeah, the only bad thing I heard, well, I'll say two things. The only bad thing I heard was that Robin stole jokes. We spoke about this once before. Yes, but he paid them.
00:14:57
Speaker
Right, right. what so He went up to a person and said, I like that joke, or his agent or whoever, his manager. I like that joke. Robin wants to buy it. He'll give you such and such money for it. You can never use it again. Okay. Yeah, yeah. as and And then having remember they tried they try to get him on, like, they tried to get him on something else, too, of being a weirdo.
00:15:15
Speaker
And it just, everyone was like, dude, you're fucking bullshit. Like, I think some other comedian came out and they're like, dude, shut up. um But anyway. But Dolly, hopefully, jo she makes a recovery that is, uh,
00:15:27
Speaker
Yeah. not God. I mean, I think that'd be a big morning day. Yeah. Big morning day. If something happened to die, when it happens, it's going to be big. I mean, West Hollywood in LA is going to go crazy. Yeah. um I don't know what gay town is in New York, but.
00:15:44
Speaker
Everywhere. I guess New York. Hell's Kitchen, Chelsea. I mean, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The village. I mean, yeah. It's just anywhere in York. The village people.
00:15:58
Speaker
Yeah. Is that way that's that where the village people come from? Probably. Yeah. It wouldn't surprise me. i' I don't know that answer. but I don't know either. um But something I don't know about going on, and I only saw a video of like some guy crying, but what is going on with this cruise?
Cruise Ship Virus Outbreak
00:16:14
Speaker
i actually don't know about it. this yeah Are you not familiar with any of this right now? Not really. So there was a cruise that kind of, I believe, sailed around the, I want to say the South Atlantic.
00:16:25
Speaker
Uh-huh. it's, there's a hantavirus on the cruise, which is spread by rats. Okay. Ooh, going old school, like the black. Three people have died.
00:16:39
Speaker
Okay. Three people have died. Awful. Horrible. I think eight or nine are sick. okay Now, usually these viruses don't go human to human, aha but they think this strain might.
00:16:55
Speaker
Oh. So that's where the fear is kind of coming in It's like, oh shit, are we on the verge of another pandemic? Right.
00:17:06
Speaker
As right now, no. Yeah. And I don't think it's going to get there, but considering 2020 is so in the recent future, this is what we're focusing on.
00:17:17
Speaker
Because i from what I was saying, are are we are there people that are like hating on the people on the cruise? That I don't know. Okay. Because I saw some video where it cut between a guy like crying on camera about being stuck on the boat and then someone else being like, I don't give a fuck about you. And it's like, i was like, what is happening?
00:17:40
Speaker
So apparently, I think the timeline starts off with this couple went golfing. I think and I forget where. I don't want to say the wrong country. um ah They went golfing and that's where they contracted the disease. And then they went on the cruise and other people got sick. So It raises a lot of questions. I hope it's ah not another pandemic. I don't think I have the patience for that, nor do I want to wear a mask on a plane again. oh I know. Nor do I want to enforce wearing masks on a plane again.
00:18:11
Speaker
yeah Obviously, it's for people's health. Of course, we're going to do it. But i don't know if I'm mentally ready to go through that again. I don't think the world is ready to go through another pandemic. Oh, I think it' it'd be worse than ever.
00:18:24
Speaker
cause now people got practice being idiots. So now, you know, now, now they're experts. Now they're really going to be good at it. Well, I, it's kind of funny because, you know, back then everyone's like, Oh, it's my freedom. I can do it. Am I right? like I don't have to wear a mask. It's like, Oh, Robert, where going? I'm just walking away from the mic so I can. Oh, bye. Um,
00:18:47
Speaker
you know, my freedom, my right to not wear a mask or wear a mask if I want to. And it's like, yeah, I don't think you can do that one this time. Cause you kind of went back on it a few times, especially with abortion rights and things like that. So don't think you can really, I don't think you can really do that this time. I don't think, you know,
00:19:05
Speaker
Well, I hope not because I got lucky during ah the pandemic where I had a job that was willing to pay 100% of a paycheck for months.
00:19:17
Speaker
And I do not think I would ever get that lucky again. So um my airline, my airline still exists. So um that's cool. Oh, yeah. I yeah i did. didn' ah Nothing folded. i didn't get furloughed or anything. So, yeah, I can't really be too upset.
00:19:35
Speaker
With the way we're going to get to airline ceasing operations later on. But with everything going on right now, I don't think a lot of air companies would be able to handle something like another pandemic right now.
00:19:46
Speaker
Did you lose any place that you loved? Did something shut down that you absolutely loved during the pandemic that has just did not come back? Because I have and it's actually an iconic place in Hollywood that we lost.
00:19:57
Speaker
um I performed there once. And it was a dream to always perform there. so This is the Denny's in Queens, right? Correct. Actually, I have performed at an Uno's pizzeria. Anyway. Nice.
00:20:11
Speaker
ah No, it was Dangerfields. Oh, that's right. You performed at, didn't we? I bet I was just as shocked. We did speak about this. Oh, that's so cool. That's really fucking cool. It was friend's birthday show. He asked me to be on it.
00:20:26
Speaker
and I would say absolutely. Even if I never did stand up, which I've never done stand up, I would say yes. I'd be like, yes. So to perform on the original Dangerfield with ah the old guy that used to work there and come out, he passed away a few years ago. um Yeah, that, but I was sad to see that close.
00:20:43
Speaker
A bunch of other things in New York. I'm sad about that. And I never even been there. So yeah so that that was, you know, you know seeing old clips of Rodney performing at his club. oh Wow. So that was, you know, like I said, dream check off the list kind of thing. Yeah. um But yeah, that is a, that is one of the places I did the pandemic killed off that. i Yeah.
00:21:03
Speaker
For, for me in Hollywood ah I think Tarantino was a big fan. So we used to have a movie theater, a cinema company called Arclight.
00:21:15
Speaker
And okay sounds I don't know. I don't know if Arclight was anywhere else outside of California, but Arclight was just a really, you know, there's fancier now, but at the time it was like fancy pants like that's where that is the cinema everyone went to was Arclight. And they had a thing where and because Arclight had these like standards like and and this sucked if this happened to you. But if it did, sorry, if you were late, they did not let you win.
00:21:42
Speaker
Damn.
00:21:53
Speaker
where someone from arc light would come out and introduce the movie theyd be like hey everybody welcome today we're goingnna be watching you know iron man too and blah blah blah and and they would do like kind of an interest it was like i think they just tried their best to make this an awesome experience but they were also known specifically the one in hollywood which was like a dome which you can still see it today. i don't even know if it's a theater. I have to double check that. But they would have so surprise celebrity guests, especially at midnight showings. And I think I remember there was like Iron Man 3 or something.
00:22:26
Speaker
Robert Downey Jr. showed up in that introduction. Oh, cool. And if you went to the midnight show, they would have they would have free merch if you got midnight show tickets. And it was just like a whole experience. And yeah, we lost the arc light during the pandemic.
00:22:39
Speaker
It's really sad, um but it is what it is. And now I have a c a list.
00:22:48
Speaker
You want to pause? No. Why? I saw you looking at your soundboard. thought you were going to do this. I did. looked at my soundboard. I was like, applause? Yeah. I mean, to me, I mean, also there were a lot of really good vegan spots in New York.
00:23:05
Speaker
Oh, sure. And if you're not vegan, I'm not vegan. like But they were so good. um And a lot of them closed. The Champ's Diner, which eventually became Rose Diner, that closed. um That was an awesome spot.
00:23:20
Speaker
So yeah, just it's lot of places the pandemic killed off. And I don't think we've fully recovered as a society. I mean, eggs or eggs have never been the price that they were. Gas is obviously high because of the work. We don't need gas getting higher. It already is.
00:23:35
Speaker
and it already is. i So yeah, I don't, i I do not want, I hope this is just a little thing and the media is just scaring the shit out of us. Tantavirus is going to go away. What's also interesting is a guy in 2022 put a tweet. I don't remember who the guy was. I saw it online today.
00:23:53
Speaker
In 2022, he wrote 2023 COVID ends. 2026, antivirus. And I'm like, I hope this is fake. I hope this isn't a real fucking tweet.
00:24:04
Speaker
I mean, if we can if we can do AI photos, I mean, tweets, that's like, no, that's nothing. So hopefully it was fake. I hope it's fake because i ah we we won't survive this one. Even if we survive the virus, we won't survive it as a society.
00:24:19
Speaker
Right. Right. The purge will be a thing. We will have the sounds, the sirens every night and we will be killing people. Yeah. Oh yeah. I will be dead. I will be dead. I mean, last time that it birthed, you know, black lives matter, it it birthed all these like really important movements, but that, you know, it was, people were angry, you know, people, and I think that pandemic drove, you know, the pandemic itself didn didn't spark the black flat Well, there was during that time. I wrong? George Floyd was during that time. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. I'm just saying crazy shit happens when things are shut down.
00:24:55
Speaker
Yeah. Obviously. i Living in metropolises like you and I do. It's ah it's even weirder. It's not like, you know, you can be in your house in Spring Hill, Florida and just kind of relaxing. And no offense to our friends in Spring Hill. I'm just referencing it because Rob and I are from there. Yeah.
00:25:11
Speaker
Yeah, you don't you got to, you know, oh, there's pandemic going on. going to go to my pool. Oh, yeah. Why is everyone making this such a big deal? you know, it's like and that's and that was a lot of America, unfortunately.
00:25:24
Speaker
I mean, people forget that when New York, when it first it was it got the first wave and it got hit hard. Yeah. I have a friend who works at Jamaica Hospital. His job isn't to take dead bodies out to the freezer, but he did it.
00:25:37
Speaker
Wow. Interestingly, he's still to this day has not had covid. Very interesting. Interesting. Well, because they're all dead, Ron. No, he's not, though. No, but the bodies were. So he's fine. Yeah, but still. But he still hasn't had it.
00:25:51
Speaker
I know. i think I've had it twice. I've had it once that know of. So I'm... i Yeah. So I'm super immune now. So, like I said, hopefully this antivirus doesn't happen again. i mean, doesn't get any worse than what it is. Sorry for the people who lost their lives.
00:26:06
Speaker
To the people that are sick, I hope they recover. I hope they are better. But I... Hope this is the end it. Wanna, Hanta, don't you wanna? to No. but No, no, I don't.
00:26:17
Speaker
No. Jafar, Jafar, he's our man. If he can't do it, great, great. Oh, I love Yeah, so transitioning into that, Rob, I guess. um Let's joke around.
00:26:31
Speaker
Talked about dead bodies and dead bodies are usually cold. Let's go to cold jokes. All right. Cold jokes. Dying from your cold jokes. That was great, Ron. ah everyone Everyone, we are now in the segment Cold Jokes where we write each other jokes and we ah haven't read these before. So that's kind of the cool thing about cold jokes. So I have a few jokes. I have three today. Ron has one or two. Wow, I have one.
00:26:58
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One joke. I'm going to read it. I've never read it before. Wow, make it up for lost time. I'm going to have you do – I'm to have you – if you're all right with this, you do two. I'll do one and then you do the last one.
00:27:09
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All right, cool cool. Here's my first cold joke, everybody. Read by Ron. Why is it long? It's always long because I have ADD.
00:27:21
Speaker
Rick Harrison of the show Pawn Stars was invited to say some nice things about Donald Trump at the White House a few days ago. In return, Donald will be on an episode of Pawn Stars in the episode where someone tries to sell Rick his Jeff Epstein plane tickets and tells him that he doesn't know much about them, but he has a friend he can call to check them out. There go.
00:27:46
Speaker
There we go. You you saw that, right? That's good. No, I didn't see the episode. You didn't? What did you see? saw the story. I saw the story. Okay. was like, yeah, that was nuts. I mean, are you surprised?
00:27:58
Speaker
I am surprised that even know that it even happened. It's like, really, you call the Pawn Stars guy to save your reputation? Like, is that are you that desperate? I mean, that just i shopping just because you look at artifacts and you call experts in,
00:28:14
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to deal with historical artifacts doesn't mean you know anything about political history. Yeah, and also he didn't work at the, not that this discredits his knowledge of history, but for the longest time people He's actually knowledgeable about He is. And, um, but he didn't like work at the pawn shop. They only filmed all that shit is scripted by the way. Like, know if people know this, like, like it's almost too scripted. Like I know we're still in cold jokes, but i just want to say one thing. There was an episode of bar rescue with, um, what's his name?
00:28:48
Speaker
Yeah. We try to get the bar. And, um, And I i remember. ah Yeah. And I just remember there was a there was a shot where he went into someone because, know, he's obviously stealing the segment of like kitchen nightmares.
00:29:02
Speaker
He's going into the walk in. He sees all the rotten food and the cameras following him in the walk in and you see him and then it cuts to the other angle. But there's no cameraman standing there. So obviously they did a second take where the cameraman went in and got another angle. So that I was like, that pulled me out of it.
00:29:22
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ah But not that I believed it was true anyway. um yeah Anyway, here's another joke I have. You ready for this, Ron? Sure, Robert. Great, Ron. Here we go.
00:29:34
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Hey Robert, I was watching that segment when Rick Harrison was simping for Donald Trump at the White House when my wife accidentally walked in on me. And in a rush of panic, I quickly switch switched it to male on male butt porn because it was less gay. There you go. I didn't know you were there when that happened.
00:29:53
Speaker
So yeah that's also interesting. Yep, yep. hit You know, it happens. No, I understand, Bobola. I understand. All right. Now it's Ron's turn. My turn. We're going to go into cold jokes and I'm going to read a joke from Ron, and everybody. So stick with me.
00:30:11
Speaker
And then we got one more joke after that. And then we're going to move on to some little, some like sad stuff, but like some fun stuff too. Hold on. I love how Ron is always like looking in like the bowels of his hard drive. Like, no, no, no. I was going to correct something to make a little easier for you to read, but, ah oh yeah yeah. I'm not that good of a reader, but you are fine.
00:30:33
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Yeah, I am now, but back in the day, they actually thought I had a problem with reading. Like my first grade teacher, who was a saint, by the way, he shout out to Miss McCabe, one of the great teachers out there, loved her, good teacher, retired now.
00:30:49
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And yeah, anyway, shout out to good teachers. All right, here we go. Cold joke from Ron. I recently read that this Hantavirus causes your penis to decrease by three inches. If that's true, I guess some of these people need to reconsider their pronouns.
00:31:06
Speaker
Oh, shit. Oh, man. So wait, you're saying that if I get this virus, I'm going to only be eight inches? with context, apparently, when when you, if you get this, your penis doesn't get enough blood flow.
00:31:25
Speaker
Oh, so it will decrease by about three inches. Now, some of the cut now none of the comments I saw said that. But one of the comments that stuck out made me laugh was, oh, God, I guess it's going to be inverted. then ah That's a oh cause he a small dick. Yeah, yeah that's a small dick.
00:31:42
Speaker
Tiny. Remember that statement from Paul Rudd where he's like, my dick, my dick, my dick. going to put my dick in. I'm going to put my dick in. Puts my dick in it. did do you know what i mean, a genius.
00:31:55
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ah Did you ever? There's a guy like who goes viral by he like prank calls like Scientology and like he prank calls um ah the fucking Charlie Kirk people. Yeah.
00:32:09
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ah turning point turning point in USA yeah and he does this thing where he tells he always calls a business and he always says ah put a girl on he's always says put a girl on so if a guy answers he has to put a girl on but he does it in a weird way where he's like put a girl on so it'll be like calling Scientology he's like hey I just want to know some more information about Scientology and if you could just do me a favor just put a girl on just put a girl on It's just it's so funny because he's like he's obviously doing like a fucking bit, but he called turning point and this guy fucking lost it on him. And he's like, put a girl on. And he this guy at turning point like he had major like he snapped on him. And I think that's awesome. What did he say?
00:32:55
Speaker
um I think he said, put a girl on. Yeah, i think i said put a girl on. No, but who's – but the guy – the Turning Point USA guy snapped? Yeah. I mean it was – I don't know what the – Okay, so here's the thing.
00:33:07
Speaker
Let me just say. Some of his calls might be fake. But it's because I'm like who are you – what are you calling Turning Point USA for? Like what is the – what is their customer service? Like you know what i mean? What's the point of the call? So I'm like I could see it being – Turning Point USA. Erica Kirk loves you.
00:33:23
Speaker
I know. these hold Can't you see it in her eyes? Speaking of Erica Kirk, I have my final joke. You ready? Sure. Here we go. The final cold joke, guys. Was that really ah that that transition like that? Really? oh my God. Yeah.
00:33:37
Speaker
Unscripted people. I want to give credit. Oh, where? Sorry. I want to give credit where credit is due. The Republicans really have come through for the gay community with Rick Harrison cucking for Trump and Erica Kirk dressing like a lesbian with resting lesbian bitch face.
00:33:57
Speaker
So, yeah, shout out to read shout out to Republicans, everybody. Republicans are allies now. Isn't that right? That is right. The Republicans have been supporting the gay community for a very long time. OK, every time there's a convention, Grindr app crashes.
00:34:13
Speaker
So, yes. Oh, yeah. get you You know, when there's a big convention, the pro I'm sure there are ads like any app on Grindr. And it's like, get those ads in, guys. I do. You know what?
00:34:25
Speaker
So there is a whole branch of the Republicans, of gay Republicans. Do you know what it's called? Oh, I don't know. i What is it? It is. And this is very true. They're called, and I think it's fucking hilarious.
00:34:37
Speaker
The log cabin Republicans. i like I knew it was going to be something great. I knew it was going something great. Obviously, reference to Lincoln and the log cabin and stuff. But yes, log cabin Republicans.
00:34:50
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Oh, well, anyway, guys, that is our segment. Cold jokes. Thanks for tuning in. like oh Republicans are gay.
00:34:59
Speaker
All right. There we go, everybody. um So you got some update on sports, which I think we might let us know in the comments, guys. ah How are you enjoying the sports talk? Because I actually I'm not even a sports guy, but I'm i'm kind of like I'm down to listen to Ron Morty. Sorry. i know. like that Son of bitch! Unlike how Ron likes to hear that, I don't mind listening to Ron talk about sports, so I think we might make this a little recurring segment.
00:35:26
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um But what's going on in the world of sports? So the Knicks did advance. I'm so fucking bored. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:35:37
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Son of a bitch! What is this? The dinner from the Republican dinner? is. It actually is the Republican dinner.
00:35:48
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had
00:35:51
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that That was the peak of the episode. You can stop listening, guys. You can end the episode right now. So the Knicks beat the Atlanta Hawks. They're playing Philly. They already they beat Philly last night, and their game two is tomorrow. As I stated, the light a lightning loss to the Canadians, as I stated last episode, they played Buffalo. Buffalo won.
00:36:15
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um Oklahoma City Thunder back to the NBA is up on a again. They're up against the Lakers. I'm not sure what the Hurricanes did. They beat Ottawa last time. I forget who they're playing now, but playoffs are, you know, as we get closer to the finals, could be anybody's game. Very exciting. Wait, they have a team, is a Florida team named the Hurricanes?
00:36:38
Speaker
No, that's actually the Carolina Hurricanes. Okay, I'll be like, that's like, that's like, um, they now they do have the University of Miami, which is the That's New Orleans floods. Like, that would not be good. That is insensitive.
00:36:51
Speaker
Yeah, yeah, that's true. But that would also be terrible. That's saying it's a bad idea. i mean, you know the Carolinas get their share of hurricanes. So, yeah. Yeah. OK. They used to be the Hartford Whalers many, many years ago.
00:37:01
Speaker
Oh, not actually that. nice that that live there Not even not even them. No, it's because whaling in Connecticut, Wales and Connecticut are whaling in Connecticut. um Yeah, no, I forget when they moved to the Carolinas. But yeah, so cool.
00:37:16
Speaker
Very exciting. I know there's other teams I'm forgetting. I don't really care right now, but, you know, keep watching because it's it's exciting. at Baseball. Let's see what's going on baseball. talking baseball.
00:37:27
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I, me, Ronald, Ronald, I was right before we recorded this podcast, this episode, I just got back from Miami. Miami. Miami, Miami, you got style. You got sunshine.
00:37:43
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Something sand for a mile. Did you not watch the Golden Girls? i I did. I did. Okay. Do you know not? That was. they Yeah, no, no. yeah I do. I was just leaving it to them.
00:37:54
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but Well, they're are like all dead. So ah that's this so is all we have left, Ron. So, yeah, I was in Miami as was my quest to visit every baseball park. I went to the Miami Marlins the Lone Depot Park used to be Marlins Park in Miami. Twin Tree Park.
00:38:14
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And now it's Lone Tree Park. Sorry, that was like me trying to stick it back to the future. budget you to say none I went with my dear friend Brad, and ah yes, they lost Brad.
00:38:26
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don't know. um no We went, we watched the game. The Marlins lost, but they lost to Baltimore. Actually, can I give a shout out to Brad? Didn't he just do like a thing of improv in Chicago in the show?
00:38:40
Speaker
No, we went to go see baseball. No, but I thought he posted something. We saw Second City. I thought he was in it. I just, anyway, I was going to, I was going to give a shout out. Congratulations. Like, ormon I know, I know he's performed many times. It's nothing new to him, but don't know. I just thought I saw something that I'd give some love, but Hey, fuck me. You know, he can always write a penetrating question in and correct us. Yeah. Now we hate him.
00:39:06
Speaker
No. Okay. Go on. I did give him stickers though. Oh, sweet. Cool. Did give him stickers. So hopefully we'll be popping up in other places of the country. Sweet. But that's sports. That's sports, right That's all I got. ah The World Cup is coming up soon. Very excited for that. um You're watching European soccer, Champions League, Europa Cup, everything. There's a lot going There's a lot going on right There we go. Ron with sports. Dying from your run in sports.
00:39:33
Speaker
Donut. There we go. That's going to be the music for now. That's it for now. That's it for now. That's just a placeholder. Placeholder, Ron. Work with me here. Working. But ah man, this is a lot of ah Ron kind of teaching me stuff today. What is going on? I may have i been i think I've been working too much. This is how I know I've been working too much because I don't know fucking shit what's going on in the world right now.
00:39:56
Speaker
I don't know what's world. couple things have happened in aviation since the last time we spoke. Quite a few things. Okay. Yeah.
Airline Incidents and Spirit Airlines Closure
00:40:05
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There were planes, i didn't write this down on our ah ah breakdown, but the there were planes that almost hit a JFK. They were like within 500 feet of each other, which in aviation is extremely close.
00:40:18
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ah What else was there? Newark. In Newark, um as it was landing, I forget what airline it was. i want to say United. No.
00:40:29
Speaker
Okay. I had a joke, but go on. As the plane was landing, the landing gear hit a fucking truck. ah Damn. Nobody So what ended up happening? Like, what happened to the plane? Was it just like, oh, it was big. The plane was fine. They realized they hit something after. They heard something, but they didn't see damage after they inspected it.
00:40:50
Speaker
So, yeah. so that But it's kind of crazy, because the plane shouldn't be that fucking close. Ever. Uh-huh. And last but not least... um Spirit Airlines has ceased operations.
00:41:04
Speaker
I'm legitimately sad about it. I am sad too. Because it's the most affordable airline. I never shat on Spirit Airlines. A lot of people did. I actually wanted the big seat. I wanted to experience that once in my life, and now I won't be able to. i When I was a kid, I used to take Spirit from Tampa to Atlantic City.
00:41:24
Speaker
Because it easier for my family to pick me up at Atlantic City versus driving to Newark. Just distance, time, that stuff. I've never been to Atlantic City. I know that's the East Coast of, like, the Vegas East Coast. I've never really been to Atlantic City either. I've just flown to the airport a couple times. Okay, okay.
00:41:38
Speaker
And there's, like, seven gates. It's very small.
00:41:42
Speaker
Yeah, so... I don't have any friends that work for Spirit. Obviously, I don't work for Spirit. um You can you know cross that one off the list of airlines I may work for. So, yeah, it's pretty sad because as I was um flying out of the Miami area, you see all the Spirit planes parked and stuff. and You're like, oh, man.
00:42:02
Speaker
Are they up for auction? Do you think they're going to be used? I'm sure people will buy them. A lot of airlines do use those type of aircrafts. Maybe some like rich people will buy it for their their private. Maybe, maybe. I mean, it's certified as a commercial jet, so you'd have to change things, I'm sure.
00:42:17
Speaker
Yeah. However, it yeah. Speaking of capitalization, JetBlue is offering like $99 flights, that like some of the spirit routes used to do and stuff. So they're kind of capitalizing on like,
00:42:35
Speaker
spirit's demise right now not to like insult them but yeah here's an opportunity let's strike um i'm sure it means nothing for them yeah i mean they're having a lot of like merger questions and potential bankruptcy issues as well so who knows but um it's interesting i mean it really sucks for spirit because you know well we still got frontier yeah also it's it it's interesting i think i think brad mentioned this um so You know, with Spirit not having these low cost, these look you know, it's a low cost carrier, not having these prices anymore.
00:43:08
Speaker
And obviously, like I said, JetBlue is doing the $99. Yeah, 99 cents. Yeah. Yeah, right. But like, will other airlines raise their prices? Because now there's one less competition.
00:43:19
Speaker
So they can keep it a little higher now. You know what I'm surprised doesn't exist, but I feel like it will exist at some point. Or maybe, I don't know, is Amazon Airlines. How is that not a thing? Watch your mouth. Watch your mouth. I'm serious. Like I can see that happening. You buy plane tickets off of Amazon and they're the lowest price. And I bet you anything, you're going to better flight experience. Lowest price.
00:43:43
Speaker
I don't know. I just, I could see that happening, but i have an impression for you. wanna to hear You have an impression for me? Yeah. Yeah. Here's my impression. So this is my impression of flying out of JFK airport, you know.
00:43:57
Speaker
Oh, I got it. is Are you watching? I'm watching now. Okay, this is okay. We're taking off at a JFK airport. Woo, that was a little turbulence there. Okay, this is my impression of when they fly out of ah RFK airport.
00:44:11
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Wow.
00:44:19
Speaker
wow your your dog is Your dog is leaving right now. It's like, fuck this shit. I know she's at me like, are you okay? Are you okay? No, no, we're done here.
00:44:30
Speaker
I'm just a dog. I can't do much to help you. We're done. Yeah, we're done, son. I'm going go lay somewhere else. Oh, God. ah That was great. That was a cold joke. um But ah speaking of jokes, though, um something that I got to do cool that was cool was I went to the comedy store.
00:44:49
Speaker
That's fun.
Comedy Show Experiences
00:44:50
Speaker
Yeah. Me and the girl went to the comedy store to see one of my favorite comics, Adam Ray. if you don't know Adam Ray, Adam Ray kind of got super famous from doing a Dr. Phil impression. And he does like a whole tour called Dr. Phil live. and But since then, he's come up with other characters. And one of them was Bruce Robinson. Now, Bruce Robinson is a character he made that is like, imagine like a medium from like the 90s, like super just like icky. He's like overly done. He he has like perfect blonde hair and a in a.
00:45:26
Speaker
you know, he has like striking eyes and like, but he, you know, he's trying to like, he's kind of like, he's like a snake oil salesman. He's just trying to be this medium and talking to spirits, but like out of the nineties or something. And it's so fucking funny. And, um, there was a part that I, I feel like I missed, I dropped the ball a little bit.
00:45:44
Speaker
Um, cause he comes around the audience and he does different stuff, but, uh, he, um, he had an owl on stage, a real owl.
00:45:55
Speaker
And, but they had a guy doing the voice of the owl in different impressions. And they said, does anyone have a question for the owl? And I did. And, and I said, um how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
00:46:09
Speaker
That was the question, but I feel like, and this might be, even be overthinking it and it's probably fine, but it sounds like you're overthinking because that's pretty funny. Well, I said, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll or something? I like kind of messed up the question. You got what I was trying to say, but me overanalyzing it, I'm like, fuck, I like i said the center of a Tootsie Roll.
00:46:31
Speaker
It's a Tootsie Pop, not a Roller Pop. you know so And I didn't i didn't sleep on that. Oh, you're awful. i' am I'm going to give up comedy. Not that I ever started Oh, God. Just stick to the script, Robert. My I'm so sorry. So I just – this is my apology video to Adam Ray. I'm so sorry that I messed up your show and everyone, like, left giving me a stink eye. And, ah man, at least that's what I imagined they were doing.
00:46:57
Speaker
Hey, Mr. L, how many licks does it take to get to your mom? Yeah. So I was going to ask originally, I was going to ask, uh, cause people are asking some unhinged questions and I was going to say, if the, do you believe that OJ was innocent? That was going to be my, my question.
00:47:12
Speaker
Um, but though someone said, it was a question that owl got. Someone said, what, is what is your least favorite race? Yeah. Wow. I hope they say iop he said like the three legged or something like that. Well, I thought he was going to say the amazing race, but they made him do it as as like a a different impression every time. And I think it was like I forgot which impression, but he said the the human race. So i was like, OK, you see, oh, yeah that was good. wow That was good.
00:47:42
Speaker
But ah they had him do an Anthony Bourdain impression. And we never saw the guy behind the curtain with the microphone. Spot on, though. Like, spot on Anthony Bourdain. Spot on Bourdain, really?
00:47:53
Speaker
Yeah, yeah. That's, I feel like that's sound too. Just cadence, everything. Like, because he kind of... talks with pauses as he travels around. And it did just, he just had it down. I can hear it in my head. The Bourdain voice. I don't know if it would come out nearly as close, even as far as his voice pattern goes. I don't think it's, yeah, it's one that you don't really think about doing an impression of, and then you hear it and you're like, Oh yeah.
00:48:18
Speaker
Um, Also, speaking of impressions, shout out to Tim Heidecker, who has taken over the InfoWars. Have you heard of this? No. So InfoWars got bought out by The Onion officially.
00:48:32
Speaker
so yeah you know So InfoWars is now owned by The Onion. They changed the logo of InfoWars. It's the same, but they made it rainbow.
00:48:42
Speaker
So it's like gay pride all the time. And it's hilarious. And Tim Heidecker does his impression of ah what's his name? Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex. He does an impression of Alex.
00:48:56
Speaker
I don't know, buddy. I can't help you with this one. You don't know Info Wars is. I do. I just don't care. Oh, well, okay. Obviously, it was like a fucking propaganda like outlet. But now that it's bought out by The Onion, it's a parody of itself.
00:49:12
Speaker
So tim het so oh Alex Jones. So Tim Heidecker does an impression of Alex Jones ah now. If you go to like the Instagram page, it's fucking hilarious. It's great now. um And then he had Will Sasso on like through a video call. I like Will Sasso.
00:49:26
Speaker
Love Will Sasso. And he also does an Alex Jones impression. So they're both doing these Alex Jones impressions, both awesome by the way. And anyway, it was just really funny. Shout out to them.
00:49:36
Speaker
Um, But yeah, that's ah that's it about my – but anyway, the show is hilarious. Adam Ray killed it, loved it, had so much fun, would see him again. um And then, ah yeah, let's we have two penetrating questions. Yeah, we I mean that that's all we want to talk about today. Yeah, I got nothing else.
00:49:53
Speaker
we got some We got some penetrating questions though, baby. Let's do it, everybody. Let's do it. Let's do it.
00:50:08
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Penetrating questions. This is the segment where you write into the show via our Instagram bio. There's a link in our bio. You can send in a completely anonymous question to us and we will read it on the show. It could be a question. It could be a statement. It could be something that you just believe in and you want us to know and you want us to share what you feel.
00:50:28
Speaker
It could be literally anything or even a complaint. Um, And this first question that we did answer in the last episode, but it got cut off, so we're going to do it again. This comes from Yum Yum Tummy Sticks.
00:50:39
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um And the yuy Yum Yum Tummy Sticks says, she asks, please describe your ideal penis. Cut, uncut, girth, length, curvature, veins, decorations.
00:50:52
Speaker
And I think I said last time, I love a nice bedazzled dick. So... yummy i know Yum Yum Tummy Sticks also asked last time, what's our favorite breast? How do we like our breasts?
00:51:05
Speaker
And I said, i don't um'm you know I'll describe breasts, but it's not sexist. I'll describe a dick. I don't care. So Yum Yum Tummy Sticks is a guy, actually. I know. I did that a dick. And he wanted to know.
00:51:18
Speaker
So I'm just gonna i'm just go i'm gonna answer this just based on, um you know, cut, uncut. I'm gonna say cut. I'm basing it off porn, okay? What what what works in a porn? um Cut, I think cut is always better.
00:51:32
Speaker
ah Girth, you know, girth is good. You know, you don't want to you know no you don't beer can. That's kind of weird. Yeah, I don't understand how to measure girth. ah like there's a Like there's a comedian. Do you know the comedian Brian Regan?
00:51:46
Speaker
Yes. He has a bit about girth where he wanted to mail something via UPS. And they're like, okay, what is the height? I don't know. It's it's five. What is the length? Okay, what is the girth?
00:51:59
Speaker
The girth? ah Seven girth units. I don't know. Like, I'm fucking stupid. Like, I love Brian Regan. He's one of my favorite comics. Also highly respected in the comedy world.
00:52:10
Speaker
um Clean comic. Anyway, just want to give a shout out to Brian Regan. But yeah, girth. Yeah, like like I'd say average to above average. Nothing crazy, though, because when it looks like it's my fucking forearm, I'm like, no, God, that's intimidating. Yeah, no, I want to joke.
00:52:24
Speaker
No, curvature. That's an interesting topic. Oh, yeah, I think we talked about this. We did. We went in depth and I'm i'm so i' upset it's in the lost files now.
00:52:35
Speaker
But um nothing wrong with the curve. Nothing. Yeah. um I don't think anyone's ever complained about a curve before. No. Ever. ah Two things. I've heard curve. Trust me on that one. Trust me as well. a curve No one's ever complained about a curve.
00:52:52
Speaker
Curve can sometimes hit a certain spot. That's right. i heard That's what I heard. That's what i heard. I heard, and so did the neighbors. but um um And then I talked about a curve that curves down. I've seen that in porn. So that's weird. That's weird when it looks like your dick is pointing to like...
00:53:09
Speaker
true magnetic north and it's just yeah odd as fuck it's just odd as fuck it's like whoa um nothing wrong with the curvature nothing wrong with that unless it's like you know peroni's disease and it fucking hurts that's that's that's yeah peroni's disease awareness month we need that um veins too veiny i think i said this last time if it's too vague if it looks like the interstate highway system no thank you no that's that's just fucking weird like the eastern coast of the interstate highway system not the west right right it's just that's a lot going on it's like if it looks like when you look up traffic on your gps and it's all traffic
00:53:48
Speaker
Follow the yellow brick road. Yeah, no. No, no, thank you. the And even though in porn, it's like it's just like I just get distracted. Like, oh, my God. Does it work out? What does it do? I good? Right.
00:53:59
Speaker
And where where does a yellow brick road lead you to, Ron? The balls. Oh. I was going to say the wizard because our second question comes from. Hold on. We're not done. Decorations. We're not, we're not done talking about. Decorations. Sorry. I want to keep talking about penis.
00:54:15
Speaker
Okay. We're still, we're still on the dicks. Decorations. I'd read. No, no, I did. No, thank you. No, you don't like a little. No, nope and and albert you know no, no. But I said this last time There's a guy in high school.
00:54:29
Speaker
We went to school. with him I don't think you know him. Uh huh. Um, but he had a Prince Albert and he also had what's called a Jacob's ladder. Oh yeah. i do remember this. 14 piercings along with the shaft.
00:54:42
Speaker
Yeah. And he would whip it like in theater class. It would be behind the stage and he just goes, Ron whips out. And you couldn't help. But look, I mean, he put that much work into it.
00:54:53
Speaker
One, because it's like. Does that make it bigger? Does it hurt? Does your partner enjoy it? Also, if this was high school, like how old do you have to be to get a penis piercing?
00:55:07
Speaker
So if knowing this guy, and he was a nice guy, he may have done it himself. I could see him doing that. But i at this also at the same time, he was a little older. I think I was like maybe a junior. He was a senior kind of thing. yeah So that could have been it.
00:55:24
Speaker
Okay. Yeah. That could have it. I just feel like if you're going to do 14 piercings in your dick, there's probably a part of you that's like, I got to show people. I can't just like keep this to myself. Yeah. um And I'm sorry. That's no thing. Piercings not on the dick or anybody, male or female. It's just not for me. I'm not into the piercing.
00:55:44
Speaker
Yeah, I don't get that either. Unless you're like, I don't know. like the No one can see it. you know there's not z it life It's for you. It's for your partner. it's just right i mean, a Prince Albert, you know there's only one home-made, and then it goes like, no, thank you.
00:55:59
Speaker
No, no, no. well Even in porn, don't care to see it. Yeah, don't care. um But ah we got another penetrating question. We do, we do. i love how these are penetrating questions.
00:56:13
Speaker
wiz I'll let you read this one. Okay. Okay. Have you watched good luck, have fun, don't die movie? If so, what do you think? Were you able to follow the timeline?
00:56:24
Speaker
If you haven't seen, it would be awesome if you guys did a review of the movie. Okay. So this is a movie I heard of. It stars Sam Rockwell. Sam Rockwell. love amazing actor. Yep. Great actor. Um,
00:56:36
Speaker
he won He won the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor in ah in three Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri. Phenomenal movie. yeah You've never seen that movie. Francis McDormand. Woody Harrelson. Great fucking film. Without giving too much away, his character arc, where he starts and where he finishes, his it's fucking amazing perfect writing on how to get a character. They start from A and get to B. It's so good. Yeah.
00:57:02
Speaker
But yeah, that is something I heard. Have you seen this? I have not seen this. No, I haven't, but I should. Now this is probably going to get me to watch it because like. You know, we could watch it. I mean, I could watch it.
00:57:14
Speaker
Yeah, I could watch it. Sure. We could do a little review. Review. Review. ski And you know what? You know what? you know You know, if anybody wants us to review something, tell us. We'll review Anybody wants us to review something. Give us a film to review.
00:57:26
Speaker
Yeah, exactly. Something to do. You know, get bored on layovers. I need shit to do. So yeah. Hell yeah. Right. Hello. um Yeah. So we'll definitely check that out. i'm I'm down for that. Now to close it up, you we were talking about the Fire Robin beer and how this one is going to be a little bit different today, right?
00:57:47
Speaker
Um, so usually this is a segment called fire and beer where Ron kind of scours the world world. And
Product Review: Flying Embers Hard Kombucha
00:57:53
Speaker
by the world, I mean, New York. No, he goes other places too. I do. go mine Finds like a pretty good beer to talk about, but this is going to be a little bit different and we're going to get into it right now in a segment called fire up and beer.
00:58:05
Speaker
Hey,
00:58:17
Speaker
I must say, though, this is that is your best work. i don't know what I don't know what prompt you did, but that's your best work. I said... I don't know what I said. So, mind you, also, with the Fire Robin beer, because I have a wheat allergy, I don't usually do normal beers.
00:58:34
Speaker
They're usually a seltzer, a gluten-free beer, a cider, a Zizner, a mead. Today, we're introducing something new, because I haven't done one of these before. This is the Flying Embers Hard Kombucha.
00:58:46
Speaker
Kombucha. It is the orange peach passion made with real fruit juice. You'll see. fun looking can. Beautiful orange. 6% alcohol by volume. It is a certified gluten free. thing Does that mean it's a living organism in there? I guess so. Like a living thing. Oh, it's not. It is from June. June shine in San Diego, California. It's just there.
00:59:10
Speaker
Well, oh, would you hear that? You like that? Let's take a sippy sip. Not the color. Considering it's 7% juice, I definitely did not expect this color.
00:59:22
Speaker
Yeah, a bit clearer than A bit clearer. It looks like hydrated urine. Mm-hmm. Which is good. It's got that kombucha smell. It has like a vinegar taste, right? I don't know. I haven't tasted it yet. I don't know. Well, like normal kombucha is one of those acquired tastes. Fermented taste, yeah. Yeah.
00:59:42
Speaker
the The peach and the passion fruit's really coming through. I'm picking up the orange with the smell, but... Frost. Frost.
00:59:51
Speaker
Is it Schmecht or Schlecht? It is a Schmecht. Yeah, oh, nice. It a Schmecht. Yeah, this is good. um It's extremely refreshing. The orange comes through very little.
01:00:04
Speaker
The peach is definitely dominating here. However, like... It doesn't have that, like what you're saying, that's that traditional kombucha taste. Definitely get more of the juice. you you do You do know it's kombucha. You do get that fermented taste a little bit.
01:00:16
Speaker
But now mind you, this sits in the room. for like We've been recording for an hour. It sits in the room for an hour, so it's not as cold as when I got it out of the fridge. But um this is good.
01:00:28
Speaker
On night? Yeah, the organisms have doubled in size since you... this searches it This is nice. This is good. This is good. There we go There we go, everybody. So get your kombucha now, now, now, now. That'd be cool to get sponsored by an actual beer. I'm down for that. Yeah, that's why keep doing it.
01:00:45
Speaker
The best beer I've ever had, Ron. Somebody hears this and goes, can you spug we'll sponsor you? Okay, sure. We'll fucking sell ourselves. Who cares? Yeah, it's up for sale.
01:00:56
Speaker
ah Well, thank you everyone for listening in. No technical difficulties. No technical difficulties this time. know. And that's pretty cool for me, especially. Since you do most of the editing, yeah. I know. But it's, hey, that's all good, man. We got it going on. We got the podcast podcasting. We just want to say, give a shout out to friends about the podcast. Let people know. that you have two silly guys doing a podcast if they would like it. Feel free to send in your penetrating question. I guess that's it. Anything else to say, Ron? I got nothing else. Oh, oh, oh. I have a show. You have a show?
01:01:34
Speaker
you have a show. It's last Wednesday the 7.30 QED Astoria. 27th. Yes.
01:01:41
Speaker
oh twenty seven yes Gloria from Astoria. Yes. With the world of peeps and none. I'm not hosting the show. I'm actually doing a set, which is great. Oh, cool. Because me and the other guy alternate hosting.
01:01:57
Speaker
So because I had to do hosting of two in a row, I have two sets in a row. i Got some new material I want to try out. So I'm very excited about this. Oh, I'm excited too, man. de Yeah, I'll talk to you about it after the podcast, but just some stuff about the show that i think i think i think would benefit you personally.
01:02:15
Speaker
As a stand-up comedian expert, you should take my advice. But I don't give it out for free, Rod. So I'm going to... oh i mean I mean, I do owe you money for this month anyway. So I guess I'll get money. you know you You do live underneath my stairs. And you haven't paid rent in three months. So... My name is Harry Potter.
01:02:37
Speaker
and We give you the old rice to eat. Come on. We don't treat you that bad. It is so good. I love the rice. Sometimes we cook up an old intern, you know?
01:02:49
Speaker
They are delicious. They are. That's their taste. Yeah. You know they're ready for the plucking when they ask for money. That's how you know they're ready.
Closing Remarks and Listener Engagement
01:03:00
Speaker
That's how you know. I have a deal. They're all gone. Now, if you kill them, all the interns have been digested into my body.
01:03:08
Speaker
Oh no, history we're getting technical difficulties all of a sudden.
01:03:16
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01:03:38
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