'Cats' is Pure Chaos & so is This Conversation

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Chris: Welcome to Adaptation, the Book to Movie Podcast.

Nate Day: Welcome to Adaptation, the Book to Movie Podcast. I'm Nate.

Chris: I'm Nate. And I'm Chris.

Nate Day: And I'm Chris.

Chris: And we have several special guests with us today, as you can see.

Nate Day: And we have several special guests with us today. As you can see, a returning VIP.

Chris: A returning VIP. Hi, Blair.

Nate Day: Hi, Blair. Hello.

Chris: Hello. And a new VIP, Ariel.

Nate Day: And a new VIP, Ariel. Sup?

Chris: Talk it to the mic, you schmuck.

Nate Day: Stop the mic, you fuck.

Chris: Stop. I don't like that, though.

Nate Day: Sup? way

Chris: We're in person.

Nate Day: We're in person. Okay.

Chris: This is on video, right? This is going really well.

Nate Day: This is going really well.

Chris: I agree.

Nate Day: I agree.

Chris: We, this week, we kept this a surprise from both our listeners and our guests.

Nate Day: we This week, we kept this a surprise from both our listeners and guests.

Chris: Fair. So that we can see.

Nate Day: So that we can catch them off guard.

Chris: No, no, no. Yeah, and no one knows where it's going.

Nate Day: Yeah, and no one knows what's going on. Except for Chris and I.

Chris: Chris and I.

Nate Day: Chris, what did we read and watch this week?

Chris: Chris, what did we read and watch this week? Okay, so crazy, well, I guess not that different titles.

Nate Day: Okay, so Crazy... Well, I guess not that different titles. I read...

Chris: I read Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats by T.S.

Nate Day: by TSL.

Chris: Eliot. And together tonight, amidst a drinking game, is that the proper amidst?

Nate Day: And together tonight, ah amidst a drinking game, is that the proper amidst?

Chris: Yes.

Nate Day: Yes.

Chris: Oh, correct.

Nate Day: Oh, correct.

Chris: We watched the 2019 classic movie.

Nate Day: ah We watched the 2019 classic Cats starring too many people.

Chris: say cats star too many people the twenty that

Nate Day: we smell bo

Chris: The classic that most will know, but somehow these two troglodytes did not.

Nate Day: the classic like most will know but's coming please drug they that Most people have heard of it.

Chris: That's unbelievable. I've heard of it. never heard that's un i done because You've ever We've all heard a veryve heard of it.

Nate Day: You've never heard of cats. that was a lie. I've heard of it. You've ever heard of it? I've heard of it.

Chris: I've heard of Most of us have.

Nate Day: I've heard of cats before.

Chris: Okay, yeah.

Nate Day: Okay, yeah. The animal?

Chris: I've heard of that.

Nate Day: Yeah. I've heard of cats.

Chris: Everyone's familiar.

Nate Day: Everyone's too low.

Chris: Yes.

Nate Day: Yes.

Chris: Yes.

Nate Day: Yes.

Chris: But the book, I think rightfully, rather not.

Nate Day: But the book... I think rightfully. i didn't know I actually did not know was based on a book.

Chris: I actually did not know it was based on a book. The stage show is phenomenally more than the book.

Nate Day: The stage show is phenomenally more popular than the book.

Chris: correct. um

Nate Day: um

Chris: In our typical fashion, Chris is going to run us down through the book.

Nate Day: In our typical fashion, Chris is going to run us down through the book.

Chris: I'm going to talk a little bit about the movies.

Nate Day: I'm going to talk a little bit about the movies.

Chris: We're keeping things short because we have a lot of guests.

Nate Day: We're keeping things short because we have a lot of guests.

Chris: And if anyone's ever seen the movie or a trailer for the movie or listened to the soundtrack or seen a picture from the movie, I know there's a lot of questions to talk about.

Nate Day: And if anyone's ever seen the movie or a trailer for the movie or listened to the soundtrack or seen a picture from the movie, they know there's a lot of questions to talk about.

Chris: so we have a lot to go through rightfully so

Nate Day: So we have a lot to go through today. So...

Chris: well questions is plural so many questions but otherwise i'm gonna kill everybody so i'm gonna talk to you guys about the book real quick um

Nate Day: I'm going to kill you. I'm going to kill everybody. I'm going to kill it. Except for the cats. No cats were harmed in the making of this podcast.

Chris: ahs drew alarm to the making of this left

Nate Day: Not this podcast.

Chris: movie will never didnt tin tin dance

Nate Day: That movie, we'll never know.

Nate Day: so good go Oh my God.

Chris: Hit it, Chris. Oh my God.

Nate Day: i Don't talk about that song.

Chris: Don't talk about that song. so Chris, tell us about G.S.

Nate Day: Chris, tell us about T.S. Eliot's book of poems.

Chris: Eliot's Book of Bones. Incredible book that I hope none of you have heard of because it's crazy.

Nate Day: Incredible book that I hope none of you have heard of.

Chris: It's literally just 15 poems, ah a tight 44 minutes in audiobook form.

Nate Day: It's literally just 15 poems of Nate typed 44 minutes in audio book form, incredibly, if you want to get your hands on it, narrated by T.S.

Chris: Incredibly, if you want to get your hands on it, narrated by T.S. Eliot himself.

Nate Day: Eliot himself.

Chris: As Nate alluded to, there will be a lightning round coming up just on Eliot as an author because absolutely incredible.

Nate Day: As Nate alluded to, there will be a lightning round coming up just on Eliot as an author because it's absolutely incredible.

Chris: No, you alluded to that.

Nate Day: No, you will think that it would be a shorter.

Chris: It would be a shorter. This is a truncated yeah you're right front end.

Nate Day: This is a trumpeting. Yeah, you're right. You're right.

Chris: You're right.

Nate Day: You're right.

Chris: Sorry, I said that out loud.

Nate Day: Sorry, I said that out loud.

Chris: That's off camera, right? Yeah. Okay. Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats is a nonsensical. It's it's unbelievable. It's... it's Crazy.

Nate Day: crazy the cats names or no no no the

Chris: I'm not going to go through the titles of all of these ah poems. Isn't it just the cat's name?

Nate Day: and it just like cat's names or not no no

Chris: Nope. Nope. Starts with the naming of cats.

Nate Day: naing

Chris: Old Grumpy Cat. The Rum Tum Tiger. Old Deuteronomy. The awful A-W-E-F-U-L-L.

Nate Day: awful AWPF ULL Battle of the Peaks and the Pollockles.

Chris: Battle of the Peaks and the Pollicles. we just miss I that section.

Nate Day: I think I missed that section.

Chris: Together with some account of the participation of the pugs and the plums and the intervention of the great rumpus cat.

Nate Day: whoa Are you rapping?

Chris: Are you right? rumppe Rumpus cat?

Nate Day: Rumpus cat?

Chris: Like, what were they doing?

Nate Day: Like he spells out he goes awful on and unspells out awful?

Chris: Like he spells out and he goes to awful and unspelled out awful? Yeah.

Nate Day: Yeah.

Chris: Weird. Yeah, absolutely delightful. um I do want you guys to hear because this is going to be a new canon um vocal stim for our squad.

Nate Day: I do want you guys to hear because this is going to get canon

Nate Day: vocal sim for our squad.

Chris: So this is from the Rum Tum Tiger.

Nate Day: So this is from the Rondheim Tiger. This is so good.

Chris: This is so good. You guys need to hear this.

Nate Day: get to hear this.

Chris: So this is skipping the intro.

Nate Day: So this is clearly

Nate Day: What?

Chris: you sent him on a mouse then he only wants a wrap on a ra and he'd rather chase a mouse yes ramo demaga is a curious app cap and there isn't any call for me to shout it but he will do as he do do and there's no doing anything about it so it's now canon that we all say he will do as he do do incredible skipping so much but I feel like the Warnicke area of my brain just mouthwashes what the fuck

Nate Day: so it's

Nate Day: as he knew who, incredible. There it is. Skipping so much, but. I feel like the Warnicke area of my brain just malfunctioned. Wasn't it that?

Nate Day: What the fuck?

Chris: And as as we've discussed on many episodes, audiobooks in particular, the narrator like really makes or breaks it.

Nate Day: And as we've discussed on many episodes, audiobook in particular, the narrator likes to make a break sit.

Chris: And this was, I mean, to hear it from him again, I wish you guys, once you hear the to come episode about him as an author, this is going to be even more mind boggling.

Nate Day: Yeah, that's And this was, I mean, to hear from him again, I wish you guys, once you hear the to come episode about him as an author, this is going to be what I'm talking about.

Chris: Because if you read it, would you it?

Nate Day: Because if you even would, you would do this.

Chris: Famous Christian mysticist.

Nate Day: Famous, famous, Christian, an incredible author.

Chris: sound Incredible author. And then we chose the one book that nobody knows.

Nate Day: then you chose him one more time to leave him. Can we repeat that?

Chris: Yeah, I um Published in 1939, Faber and Faber, famous publishing house.

Nate Day: Yeah, I did. Yeah. Published in 1939. favor and favor of famous publishing house.

Chris: I can only imagine this was based on the merits of his, I don't want to say real writings, but...

Nate Day: I can only imagine this was based on the merits of his, I don't want to say real writings, but- Other writings?

Chris: Other writings? Good writings.

Nate Day: Good writings.

Chris: I mean, the there's nothing about these poems that is displeasing.

Nate Day: What? I mean, there's nothing about these poems that is,

Nate Day: displeasing.

Chris: They are, they're delightful.

Nate Day: They are delightful.

Chris: They're whimsical.

Nate Day: They're whimsical.

Chris: They're truly all about cats.

Nate Day: They're truly all about cats.

Chris: I mean, the naming of cats, the three names of cats, as they talked about in the movie.

Nate Day: I mean, the naming of cats. The three names of cats, as they talk about in the movie. I have a question.

Chris: have a question. Yeah, go ahead, boss.

Nate Day: Did he have cats when he wrote this?

Chris: Did he have cats when wrote this? What a question.

Nate Day: What a question.

Chris: yeah okay oh yeah you you got casy yeah You guys Google that while I keep going.

Nate Day: He had him. Oh, yeah. how Also, how many cats did because how many cat

Chris: so many you google stuff caing You Google that.

Nate Day: How many cats were based off cats that he had his house?

Chris: okay google whether he love yeah yes t s eliliot but the is cats What we found and Nate made a very adroit...

Nate Day: Okay, Google whether he owned cats. Yes, T.S. Eliot is owned by cats.

Chris: um assessment before going into the movie, which was we should turn on the subtitles to see how much match the text. And the answer was an extraordinary amount.

Chris: Did you find it already?

Nate Day: Yes, I did.

Chris: it like thanks the This is Google's AI over.

Nate Day: ah the This is Google's AI overview, so grain of salt.

Chris: well

Nate Day: Yes, T.S.

Chris: yes tus i first of all i google did tea eliot thats Yes, T.

Nate Day: Eliot. First of all, I Googled T.S. Eliot on cats. Yes, T.S.

Chris: T.S. Eliot was an avid cat lover and owned several cats throughout his life, which inspired his famous poetry collection, Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats.

Nate Day: Eliot was an avid cat lover and highlighted. Owned several cats throughout his life, which inspired his famous puppetry collection, Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats.

Nate Day: He gave his cats unusual names, including...

Chris: He gave his cats unusual names, including George Push Dragon, Petty Paws, Whiskus, Noilly Pratt, and Jolly...

Nate Day: George Bush Dragon, Petty Paws, Whiskus, Noily Pratt, and Jelly... Lorem?

Chris: Lorem? Lorem.

Nate Day: Lorem.

Chris: Jelly Lorem.

Nate Day: Jelly Lorem.

Chris: Okay, so I wonder if cats from Cats were cats of a cat.

Nate Day: Okay, so I wonder if the cats from Cats were cats of a yacht. Say cats again.

Chris: Say cats of a cat. I hope not, because they were like a little too attractive.

Nate Day: Cats. I hope that's a good one.

Chris: and Some of them fat asses, for sure.

Nate Day: It's a little mad fat asses, for sure. Anybody is ultra or whatever.

Chris: 10 out of 10 cats in this musical, first of all.

Nate Day: Yeah.

Chris: yeah Smash, next question.

Nate Day: Smash. Next question.

Chris: so

Nate Day: oh

Chris: um Yeah, we're going to be playing Smash or Pax later.

Nate Day: So, um, we're going to be playing Smash our way.

Chris: just Okay, bury lead.

Nate Day: You can edit that one out.

Chris: You can edit that one out. My co-workers listen to Your co-workers, your parents.

Nate Day: My co-worker's Elizabeth. Not this one.

Chris: Not this one.

Nate Day: Not this one.

Chris: yeah This is going to be a subscription.

Nate Day: yeaht This is going to be a subscription. to

Chris: Subscription episode! Subscription episode!

Nate Day: This is a Patreon episode.

Chris: is a patreon episode Yeah.

Nate Day: Yeah.

Chris: So 15 poems published in 39.

Nate Day: So we don't have one of those, honey. this is published in 39.

Chris: um They actually began quite early. 54, all six of the poems were selected to be adapted to orchestra with spoken word behind it.

Nate Day: six of the poems were selected to be adapted to orchestra with i mean wordive

Chris: So Andrew Lloyd Webber followed an illustrious

Nate Day: So Andrew Lloyd Webber followed an illustrious line in creating the full

Chris: um line in creating the full musical, but I will not say that that necessarily applies to the full musical as we all saw. um I'll leave illli other allusions to the musical itself for later on.

Nate Day: all saw. I'll leave the other allusions to the musical itself for later on.

Chris: um Or I guess, I don't know.

Nate Day: Or I guess, I don't know.

Chris: Yeah, we don't need comparisons just yet.

Nate Day: Yeah, we don't need comparisons just yet.

Chris: the The bones of the musical lay far more in the text than I think we expected.

Nate Day: The bones of the musical lay far more in the text than I think we expected.

Chris: Is that fair to say?

Nate Day: that fair to say?

Chris: Considering how many times you said that's lifted directly from...

Nate Day: Considering how many times you said that's lifted directly from...

Chris: Word for word.

Nate Day: word for word.

Chris: yeah mu Yeah, we looked it up, in fact, while we were watching, and T.S.

Nate Day: Yeah, we looked it up, in fact, while we were watching, and T.S.

Chris: Eliot is credited as a lyricist.

Nate Day: Eliot is credited as a lyricist in this musical that was written long after his time.

Chris: Yep. in this musical that was written long after nearly no yeah 50 years after right yeah right so yeah again episode on the themselves coming later but the book so fun so available so free was it really easy to find super easy to find And I already, I got it on Kindle in 24 hours.

Nate Day: Nearly, no, yeah, 50 years after it. yeah So, yeah, again, episode on the offer themselves coming later, but the book, so fun, so available, so free.

Nate Day: Was it really easy to find? so Well, I guess you pulled it up on Spotify. And I already, I got it on Kindle in 24 hours. Really?

Chris: Really?

Nate Day: We've had, because some, yeah.

Chris: Well, I mean, from the Brooklyn Library, but yeah.

Nate Day: Yeah, because some we've had a hard time tracking now.

Chris: Yeah, because some we've had a hard time tracking down.

Nate Day: Yeah, no, this was, I thought this would really be a bother and it was not.

Chris: Yeah, no, this was, thought this would really be a bother, and it was not. Interesting.

Nate Day: Interesting.

Chris: Okay.

Nate Day: Okay.

Chris: So that's that's the book.

Nate Day: So that's the book i book.

Chris: that's the book.

Nate Day: Okay, let me run through the movie really quickly because we got to get to the discussion questions here.

Chris: Okay, let me run through the movie really quickly, because... before Ariel has more questions. We've got to get to the discussion questions. We've got to get to these questions.

Nate Day: Okay, so we've talked about actually a handful of musicals, well, yeah, a handful on this podcast before.

Chris: Okay, so we've talked about actually a handful of musicals. Yeah, handful. On this podcast before, a similar path to most of those where a literary work was created, somebody else created a stage musical, and that is what this is technically an adaptation of.

Nate Day: A similar path to most of those where ah a literary work was created, somebody else created a stage musical, and that is what this is technically an adaptation of.

Nate Day: Yes.

Chris: Yes. So it's still within T.S.

Nate Day: So it's still within TS Eliot's sort of lineage, but with a little bit of an asterisk there.

Chris: Eliot's sort of lineage, but... with little bit of an asterisk there the stage show composed by andrew lloyd webber one of the most famous stage composers of all time uh lyrics or or he was had some assistance i guess from trevor nunn and richard stilgoe as well as elliott himself this is the fifth longest running broadway show in history

Nate Day: The stage show composed by Andrew Lloyd Webber, one of the most famous stage composers of all time. Lyrics, or or or he was had some assistance, I guess, from Trevor Nunn and Richard Stilgo, as well as TS Eliot himself. This is the fifth longest running Broadway show in history.

Nate Day: Eighth longest running West End show, which is London's Broadway.

Chris: eighth longest running West End show, which is London's Broadway.

Nate Day: It's like their theater district.

Chris: It's like the theater district.

Nate Day: This is considered the first mega musical, which is the equivalent of a blockbuster, a Hollywood blockbuster, which basically just meant that everyone and their mama was going to see this musical.

Chris: This is considered the first mega musical, which is the equivalent of a blockbuster, Hollywood blockbuster, which basically just meant that everyone and their mama was going to see this musical.

Nate Day: And a revival on Broadway, a sort of reimagined revival called Cats, the Jellicle Ball reopened this week on Broadway.

Chris: And a revival on Broadway, a sort of reimagined revival called Cats, the Jellicle Ball reopened this week on Broadway. And it's, they perform these songs on a runway.

Nate Day: And it's, they perform these songs on a runway. It's like somewhat based on drag culture and ballroom culture of the late 80s or late 80s, in 1980s, when this became extremely popular.

Chris: It's like somewhat based on drag culture and ballroom culture of the late 80s or 1980s when this became extremely popular.

Nate Day: So kind of a cool meta,

Chris: So kind of a cool meta-

Nate Day: thats reinterpretation Yeah.

Chris: That's interesting. Reinterpretation.

Nate Day: And there's actually some fairly big names associated with that's your

Chris: There's actually some fairly good names associated with it. Oh, yeah. I'd love to hear who's playing in that.

Nate Day: um

Chris: um for Performing?

Nate Day: it. I will have to tell you after because I didn't put it in my notes.

Chris: I'll have to tell you after because I didn't put it in I don't know the right words because I always mix up plays and musicals. it's sure Yeah, you do.

Nate Day: Yeah, you do. You do.

Chris: You do.

Nate Day: Okay.

Chris: Okay.

Nate Day: First, this movie was in development as an animated film for a long time, which I think was...

Chris: First, this movie was in development as an animated film for a long time, which I think was fun.

Nate Day: i Probably the proper way to have gone.

Chris: I think... the proper way. I think that's been really spooky.

Nate Day: I think they really screwed up. In 1998, a direct-to-video filmed version of the live stage show was released, which you referenced, Chris, during our watch.

Chris: In 1998, a direct-to-video filmed version of the live stage show was released, which you referenced for us during or watch.

Nate Day: You were like, when does this come in?

Chris: You were like, when does this come from?

Nate Day: And I was like... Oh, no.

Chris: Oh, no! you god

Nate Day: yeah Yeah.

Chris: Yeah.

Nate Day: Ariel is a cat owner.

Chris: Ariel is a cat. Is that Jennifer O'Fant?

Nate Day: Is that Jennifer?

Chris: Nate, you keep talking. Okay.

Nate Day: Okay, we have a cat guest as well.

Chris: We have a guest as well.

Nate Day: This is Shirley.

Chris: This is Shirley.

Nate Day: What do you have to say, popcorn mouth?

Chris: What do you have to say?

Nate Day: She loved it, whatever, she loved it.

Chris: She loved it. Whatever. She loved it.

Nate Day: She's playing the fast right now.

Chris: She's putting the best thing out there.

Nate Day: Oh, okay, fine.

Chris: Yeah. I know a of it. It's fine.

Nate Day: This movie was directed by Tom Hooper, who also directed Les Mis, which is another sung-through musical, which is what it's called when it's song after song after song.

Chris: This movie was directed by Tom Hooper, who also directed The Les Mis, which is another sung-through musical, which is what it's called. It's a song after song. I don't know what that was.

Nate Day: There's no dialogue. yeah You haven't seen that one?

Chris: You ever seen that one? No.

Nate Day: No. Okay, it's song after song after song after song.

Chris: Okay. It's a song after song.

Nate Day: Okay, so...

Chris: Okay.

Nate Day: okay Yeah, no dialogue.

Chris: okay Yeah, no dialogue.

Nate Day: It's all sung sung through.

Chris: It's all sung through.

Nate Day: Would I be equally as confused as his last one?

Chris: But I think equally as confused as his last one?

Nate Day: No, because Lemus has a plot.

Chris: No, because Les Mis has a plot cast.

Nate Day: Cats does not.

Chris: Does it? not Okay. But that's sort of why he got this job, I think.

Nate Day: Okay. But that's sort of why he got this job, i think. I can't think of any other.

Chris: I can't think of any other.

Nate Day: Lemus isn't that good.

Chris: Les Mis isn't that good.

Nate Day: I don't know i mean, the the movie.

Chris: I don't know. I mean, the the movie.

Nate Day: I don't know why anyone else would hire this guy to do anything.

Chris: I don't know why anyone else would hire this guy to do anything. He's not a very good actor.

Nate Day: He's not a very good director. um

Chris: um

Nate Day: I'm trying to skim through everything I wrote down here.

Chris: I'm trying to skim through everything I wrote down here.

Nate Day: All-star cast, including one Miss Taylor Swift, one Miss Dame Judi Dench, one Sir Ian McKellen, Jennifer Hudson, who inspired the debate of a lifetime during this movie, James Corden, Idris Elba, is that how it's pronoun pronounced?

Chris: All-star cast, including one Miss Taylor Swift, one Miss Jane Judy Bench, one Sir Ian McKellen, Jennifer Hudson, who inspired debate of a lifetime to ring this movie, James Corden, Idris Elba, is that's pronounced?

Nate Day: Yeah, Idris Elba.

Chris: Yeah, Idris Elba.

Nate Day: Don't do that. Social services, I work in social services.

Chris: Social services. I worked on social services. Rebel Wilson and Jason.

Nate Day: Rebel Wilson and Jason Derulo.

Chris: That's right, Shirley.

Nate Day: That's right, Shirley.

Chris: And the guy from Car Karaoke. Shirley's in front of my dad.

Nate Day: Shirley's for a dad.

Chris: Did you want to skip it as Elba?

Nate Day: Yeah, that's James Corden. You have to stop saying that.

Chris: You have to stop. Shirley's absolutely incredible. Shirley's burying her teeth.

Nate Day: you. That's right.

Chris: That's right. Don't exactly.

Nate Day: Don't, exactly.

Chris: me No, she's judging you, bud.

Nate Day: No, she's judging you. um The cast attended cat school to learn how to move and behave like cats.

Chris: The grass attended cat school to learn how to move and behave. yeah

Nate Day: Yeah. She doesn't believe it.

Chris: She doesn't believe it.

Nate Day: No, she doesn't because she's mortified.

Chris: No, she doesn't. Because she's moron. She's traumatized.

Nate Day: She's traumatized. Yes.

Chris: Yeah, she's like...

Nate Day: And the the cats were generated, or the cat characters were generated using completely digital technology, which was technically groundbreaking in the fact that live action actors had never been depicted that way.

Chris: And the cats were generated for the characters were generated using a completely digital technology, which was technically groundbreaking, and the fact that live action actors had never been depicted that way on screen, it just came out very, very poorly because they were trying to make it the release in time for award season in that year.

Nate Day: On screen, it just came out very, very poorly because they were trying to make it the release in time for award season that year. So there's many shots throughout the movie where you can see people's unedited

Chris: So there was many shots throughout the movie where you can see people's unedited faces, hands, feet, all kinds of like weird

Nate Day: Faces, hands, feet, all kinds of like weird shots where they they just didn't finish.

Chris: shots where they just didn't finish.

Nate Day: They had to release the movie as it was so that they could qualify for awards.

Chris: They had to release the movie as it was so that they could qualify for awards.

Nate Day: And then they actually released a new edited version about a week after because it obviously got panned by critics, which is unprecedented.

Chris: And then they actually released a new edited version about a week after because it obviously got panned by critics, which is unprecedented that hasn't happened, i don't think, probably.

Nate Day: That hasn't happened, i don't think, probably. I can't recall any other time that that's happened the

Chris: I can't recall any other time that that's happened film history.

Nate Day: film history. goes without a doubt, or goes without saying that it was a huge box office flop and a critical failure.

Chris: Goes without a doubt, or goes without saying that it was a huge box office flop and a critical failure.

Nate Day: People were very disturbed by the human cat, anthropomorphic

Chris: People were very disturbed by the human, anthropomorphic hybrids.

Nate Day: hybrids. A lot of discussion about Uncanny Valley came about because of this movie, because you watch it and you're just really kind of inherently inherently disturbed in your core by the by the human cats.

Chris: A lot of discussion about Uncanny Valley came about because of this movie, because you watch it and you're just really kind of inherent inherently disturbed in your core.

Chris: But- Did he dent his pants?

Nate Day: Yeah, you did immediately say her pants were so, so bad.

Chris: Yeah, you did immediately say your pants were so, so bad. Looked like a bald eagle, it I'm so allergic to cats.

Nate Day: like bald eagle egg. I'm so allergic to cats. It's so ironic, and I'm totally flaring up right now.

Chris: It's so ironic. And I'm totally flaring up right now. This is widely known- Hold on just like a minute.

Nate Day: This is widely known. Hold on just like a minute, and I'll let you get off camera.

Chris: Not once you get off camera.

Nate Day: Okay.

Chris: This has become widely known as one of the worst movies ever.

Nate Day: This has become widely known as one of the worst movies ever made, and there's often jokes online about how it, or not inspired, but invoked the 2020 movie

Chris: made and there's often jokes online about how it uh not inspired but like invoked the 2020 pandemic and chaos levelless whatever chaos everyone was like the world was good and touch let's yeah yeah um andrew lloyd weber himself has disowned the movie and adopted a dog in response

Nate Day: pandemic and chaos, political, social chaos. Everyone was like, the world was good until cats came out. Let's kill cats. Yeah. Andrew Lloyd Webber himself has disowned the movie and adopted a dog in response.

Nate Day: Did he kill the cats he had?

Chris: He put them in a bag and he threw them away.

Nate Day: I don't think had any. don't think he had any, but he might have. He put them in a bag. Yeah. Yeah. That's full circle.

Chris: And then the movie started again.

Nate Day: Exactly. Right. Yes.

Chris: Exactly. yes

Nate Day: Let's take a quick break while I take some allergy medication.

Chris: Let's take a quick break while I have to see the analogy. We'll be right back.

Nate Day: We'll be right back. Do you have more of those drops?

Chris: There's more of those guys.

Nate Day: Yeah.

Chris: Yeah.

Nate Day: I think that's all I need.

Chris: I think that's not it. Did you not take year to take look at the one?

Nate Day: I'm giving it to you to take it with you.

Chris: No, you gave him like one single use.

Nate Day: No, you gave me a like want single use. No, they're multiple use.

Chris: No, there's no use.

Nate Day: They're a mole.

Chris: Good morning.

Nate Day: gave you I so i deserve that well i just took some before I came over.

Chris: Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. time before i came over i was literally fine so sort

Nate Day: I was literally flying until we started of this podcast. are Are my eyes not red?

Chris: oh my and that's not really

Nate Day: They're so itchy.

Chris: oh yeah

Nate Day: They are?

Chris: there are oh yeah

Nate Day: Oh, yeah. They're itchy.

Chris: ruth

Nate Day: So wish he did that before a song.

Chris: no wisdom he did look at this

Nate Day: Yeah, he wants it to the camera.

Chris: yeah he looks at the camera jason and to for

Nate Day: Jason.

Chris: We got Andy Vigneron, everybody.

Nate Day: Oh my God, give me some credit.

Chris: Oh my God, give me some credit. It's a Blair Vigneron.

Nate Day: it' a blair venard on It's a Blair of original, B-E-V, Beth.

Chris: It's a Blair Vigneron.

Nate Day: The outtakes

Chris: The outtakes from this are going be incredible.

Nate Day: from this are going to incredible. I wish I could save outtakes, but it just cuts.

Chris: I wish I could see any of that. Sorry, I didn't realize that it was like...

Nate Day: Sorry, I didn't realize that it was like several things.

Chris: Yeah. That took...

Nate Day: Yeah, no, you're good. And I took Zortec and Flowness before I came over.

Chris: flip

Nate Day: I'm also on double-dose.

Chris: I'm also on double dose pill and the nasal.

Nate Day: And I'm getting allergy shots right now, but I don't know.

Chris: It just started right now. It felt great all the day. Okay. As your cat eats an air vent.

Nate Day: But also there's like different old trees. look at that. It just started right now.

Chris: just starting right now felt great on

Nate Day: I felt great all evening. Okay, hold on.

Chris: as your cat eats an hairent

Nate Day: As your cat eats some beer. and but but

Chris: buta is this all she does a chance

Nate Day: Okay, I just don't.

Chris: <unk> my gro She's like, I'm awake, I'm asleep.

Nate Day: Didn't grow up? She's like, I'm away.

Chris: I'm going back to bed.

Nate Day: I'm asleep. I'm going back.

Chris: I'm awake, but I'm dead.

Nate Day: I'm away. I'm going to sleep.

Chris: Hold on, I'm going to circle.

Nate Day: I'm alive.

Chris: I'm alive, but I'm dead.

Nate Day: Okay, we ready?

Chris: of ready

Nate Day: Yeah. Okay, at this point in this very normal podcast, totally no I think that we should jump into some discussion questions and open up the floor.

Chris: Okay, at this point in very normal podcast, know I think that we should jump into into some discussion questions and open up the floor.

Nate Day: yeah Basically, none of us were familiar with Cats the Musical.

Chris: Basically, none of us are familiar with Cats in the Digital Hall.

Nate Day: Blair had seen it 100 years ago

Chris: Blair had seen a hundred years ago. Yeah.

Nate Day: yeah

Chris: The rest of us basically blame the cats.

Nate Day: the rest of us um basically as vague as it gets Ariel why don't you start us off with some questions was he high who birthday the author T.S.

Chris: Ariel, why you start us off with the questions? Was he high? Yes, LA. yes i

Nate Day: Eliot because what the fuck yeah yeah again the poems are much less strange I won't say 0% strange so was he high yeah okay

Chris: because what yeah Again, the poems are much less strange. I won't say 0% strange.

Chris: So was he not? Checking now. okay Okay.

Nate Day: it

Chris: Did T.S.

Nate Day: it's

Chris: Eliot like? I feel like the the poems themselves were probably a love letter to Theo.

Nate Day: I feel like the the poems themselves were probably a love letter to the animal cats.

Chris: His cats?

Nate Day: Like he he envisioned the lives and-

Chris: Like, he envisioned lots of...

Nate Day: To explore whether Eliot had an affinity for drugs, consider the following points.

Chris: To explore whether T.S. Eliot had an affinity for drugs, consider the following points.

Nate Day: Eliot's poetry often reflects things of disillusion and existential trouble, which some interpret as influenced by substance abuse.

Chris: Eliot's poetry often reflects themes of disillusionment and existential struggle, which some interpret as influenced by substance abuse.

Nate Day: yeah Ariel is some.

Chris: Ariel is some.

Nate Day: He was known to have experienced with various substances, including alcohol and possibly drugs during his life.

Chris: He was known to have experienced experimented with various substances, including alcohol and possibly drugs, during his life.

Nate Day: Elliot's personal letters and biologies mentioned his use of alcohol, particularly in relation to his creative process.

Chris: Eliot's personal letters and biographies mention his use of alcohol, particularly in relation to his creative process.

Nate Day: Some scholars suggest that his work may have been influenced by the cultural context of the early 20th century.

Chris: Some scholars suggest that his work may have been influenced by the cultural context of the early 20th century, which included drug experiments.

Nate Day: Okay, that's what you do. book So, yeah. so

Chris: Okay.

Nate Day: Again, generally you read the poems and you just think, man, this is a book cast.

Chris: Again, italy you read the poems and you just think, man, this dude loved cats. You don't think, you know, the wall.

Nate Day: You don't think. you know, the wall.

Chris: Have you watched?

Nate Day: pink flu Yes.

Chris: yes Okay. Well, yeah, like, he i that makes sense, not having read the poems.

Nate Day: well Yeah. Like I, that makes sense. Not in having read the poems, like he is explaining

Chris: Like, he is explaining... the life of The simple life of cats.

Nate Day: life of the simple life cats, yeah but it's more about it's the maker of this movie on drugs versus are we on drugs watching this movie?

Chris: yeah But it's more about is the maker of this movie on drugs versus are we on drugs watching this movie? Because that's how I felt.

Nate Day: Because that's how I felt.

Chris: no my question what And we're not.

Nate Day: No, my question was on T.S. Eliot.

Chris: yeah

Nate Day: No, I thought the author, T.S.

Chris: No, I thought T.S.

Nate Day: Eliot, was he on drugs.

Chris: Eliot. No, dude, just like cats. It's just a series of poems.

Nate Day: It's just a series of poems.

Chris: Yeah, think about how you talk about cat.

Nate Day: Somebody else turned it into a musical.

Chris: you else turn to be To my mouth, I did not know what book was.

Nate Day: Time out? I did not know it was a book of poems. Until right now.

Chris: Oh, yeah.

Nate Day: Until like 10 seconds ago.

Chris: Fair point. Like 10 seconds ago. I mean, the yeah the the podcast is about books that have been turned into movies.

Nate Day: Yeah. yeah podcasts about books that have Okay, but you said poems turn into movies.

Chris: Okay, you said poems turned into movies. Yeah.

Nate Day: Yeah.

Chris: A fair point.

Nate Day: I didn't know it was a book of poems either.

Chris: I know, same. I didn't know it was a book of poems either. slam of a book of poems.

Nate Day: ah so A slim book of poems. A collection of poems.

Chris: A collection of poems.

Nate Day: Throughout the movie, Chris will have a little junction of a poem and you'd be like, oh my god, it's a poem.

Chris: Throughout the movie, Chris pulled out a little junction of a poem and he'd be like, oh my God, it's just like the poem.

Nate Day: And I went,

Chris: But it went,

Nate Day: the run down the together did this or that.

Chris: the wrong tongue tutter did this or that.

Nate Day: He's like, it's just like in the poem.

Chris: He's like, it's just like in the poem.

Nate Day: But what's scary is that this, that they turn these poems to halfway musicals.

Chris: But what's scary is that this, that they turn these poems into Broadway musicals. Fair.

Nate Day: Well, first on the West End, let's not mistake it.

Chris: Well, first on West End, let's not mistake it. And then into this mind boggling visual feast that is the 2019 film Cats.

Nate Day: And then into this mind-boggling visual feast that is a twenty nine me film like

Chris: like Of course, all asked, mean know I'm sorry, are we supposed to be on drugs to watch this?

Nate Day: Of course, we all asked, wait, I'm sorry, are we supposed to be on drugs to watch this? Or were they on drugs? Or am I- I felt like I wasn't fully prepared.

Chris: Or am I, like, synthetically nailing drugs by watching this?

Nate Day: Synesthetically inhaling drugs by watching this, because it was terrifying to watch.

Chris: Because it was terrifying to watch.

Nate Day: I was confused throughout.

Chris: I was confused. throughout.

Nate Day: So I could have been on drugs.

Chris: So I've heard it on drugs.

Nate Day: Maybe it was like inducing, confusion inducing that drugs also do.

Chris: Maybe it was like inducing, confusion inducing drugs also do.

Nate Day: Fake high.

Chris: Yeah, it was like a contact high.

Nate Day: Exactly, yeah. Contact high. Exactly.

Chris: Watching this movie is like a contact high.

Nate Day: You did- This movie is like a compliment. About 10 minutes into this movie, you said, I feel like I'm on drugs, Blair.

Chris: About 10 minutes after the movie, you said, I feel like I'm on drugs later.

Nate Day: yeah yeah and we were all like, yeah.

Chris: And we were all like, Yeah.

Nate Day: Yeah, just have like weird like, yeah.

Chris: especially because The song just had like weird rhythm and I'm like, yeah, that never that reminds me of 1939. You know, it's like da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.

Nate Day: you know, like,

Chris: You're like, oh, I'm feeling kind of scared and also I'm feeling a lot of things and oh, I'm not sober anymore.

Nate Day: Oh, I'm not sober with my head.

Chris: And I'm attracted to cats now. What? Are there weird?

Nate Day: Why does that fit?

Chris: Yes. Are there weird pants where they're not wearing pants?

Nate Day: I'm such fat ass.

Chris: Is that the weird album?

Nate Day: Is that Ibrus Alba?

Chris: like write I will correct.

Nate Day: Like, literally, you have to stop. No, I'm going to intentionally. Yeah, I will not say it's correct. I will i won't say it's government name.

Chris: I say meaning.

Nate Day: Okay.

Chris: Okay. know who it is.

Nate Day: Just out spite. Great.

Chris: he just elba was a theaterder kid i don't know who that is what's he really i know everybody is that win

Nate Day: Idris Elba was a theater kid. I don't know who that is. Was he really? I know who Ibrus Alba is, though. I do think we- Stop scatting!

Chris: I do think we chose the- Stop scatting!

Nate Day: I've been scatting all night!

Chris: We've been scatting all night! it isn I watched that!

Nate Day: Because I was a cat!

Chris: yes but Yeah, So maybe the movie.

Nate Day: Yeah, she thinks she's in calves. So maybe them all day.

Chris: this girl in her heart.

Nate Day: Maybe this is like a ah brain damage thing that I've come from.

Chris: This is insane. Yeah! This is how we have it.

Nate Day: Yeah. This is insane.

Chris: this is

Nate Day: What a cat? This is gonna kill the body.

Chris: killed the oh yeah wait that bureau

Nate Day: Reigns go to zero. Okay, um it's Blair's- Second question. Oh, I think it's maybe Blair's turn to ask a question.

Chris: I think it's maybe Blair's answer. The second question after Blair.

Nate Day: this Second question after Blair. I don't have question.

Chris: I don't have a question. I have responses and thoughts.

Nate Day: Responses and thoughts. No, do you have any notes?

Chris: No. Do you have any notes?

Nate Day: Yeah. What, okay. She's like, write better songs.

Chris: Yeah. What? Okay. The cat names.

Nate Day: Yeah, no, the cat names, great fucking question with those.

Chris: The cat names are great fucking questions. I want to give my top three.

Nate Day: Oh, top three cat names?

Chris: Oh, top three cat names?

Nate Day: Is that what you said?

Chris: oh Is that what you said? From the story.

Nate Day: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Chris: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Nate Day: I'm just clarifying.

Chris: i'm just But, like, are we ready for that?

Nate Day: Are we ready for that?

Chris: Because sure really a lot.

Nate Day: Sure. Do you have a top three?

Chris: Sure. you have a top three?

Nate Day: You go while the rest of us think a little bit.

Chris: You go while the rest is a little bit.

Nate Day: Yeah.

Chris: Yeah.

Nate Day: That's a good idea.

Chris: That's a good idea. Yeah.

Nate Day: i mean, oh asparagus.

Chris: I mean, Gus. Asparagus.

Nate Day: I'm sorry.

Chris: I'm sorry. Oh, Gus.

Nate Day: Yeah. Did you like it?

Chris: Gus the... Okay.

Nate Day: I like it.

Chris: oh go like totally roll not gus the Okay.

Nate Day: She like totally rolled her eyes. Okay.

Nate Day: That's why I did that.

Chris: Gus the theater cat, short for asparagus, yeah played by the illustrious Sir Ian McClellan.

Nate Day: I mean, yeah. potato Cutest cat.

Chris: atlic Oh my gosh.

Nate Day: what is Cutest cat on the stage.

Chris: That song made me cry.

Nate Day: saw me It reminded me of a coot.

Chris: Captivating.

Nate Day: And I'm like out that coot, you know?

Chris: Captivating. I turned to Nate and I was like,

Nate Day: Big, strong chest, old man.

Chris: man and man man

Nate Day: I loved him. Performer.

Chris: former captivating captivating my i turned to ma and i was like yes

Nate Day: Captivating. Captivating. We did it. This is what these movies all do.

Chris: This is what this movie's all about.

Nate Day: He killed it.

Chris: My jaw's on floor.

Nate Day: there were two There were two moments when all four of us shut up and it was his song and Jennifer Hudson's song.

Chris: There were two moments when all the four shut up. And it his song and Jeff Francis. Yeah.

Nate Day: Yeah, Gus killed it.

Chris: Gus Kildred.

Nate Day: Ian McClellan.

Chris: Ian McClellan.

Nate Day: McClellan.

Chris: McClellan.

Chris: We all have a little, we all love to add an extra syllable.

Nate Day: We can just call him Gus. We all love to edit. Nope, just...

Chris: So...

Nate Day: Yeah.

Chris: so

Nate Day: so

Chris: He's just captivating.

Nate Day: yeah

Chris: May I submit for the second greatest.

Nate Day: May I submit for the second grade?

Chris: I'm not going to about before the podcast.

Nate Day: You ready?

Nate Day: What happened to me? Mistoffler. Oh, you like that name?

Chris: You that mean

Nate Day: Mr.

Chris: Mr.

Nate Day: Mistoffler.

Chris: Mistoffelees.

Nate Day: Which one is that?

Chris: Mr. Mistoffelees.

Nate Day: Mr. Mistoffler.

Chris: yeah

Nate Day: ah So good.

Chris: So good.

Nate Day: Yeah.

Chris: yeah i do you Picture, you got you got a a cat roaming around to your living room.

Nate Day: either Picture, picture. You got you got a from cat roaming around to your living room.

Chris: It's got, don't know, mostly black with like maybe a couple of white spots, one white paw.

Nate Day: got, don't know, mostly black with like maybe a couple of white spots, one white paw. You're like, Mr.

Chris: You're like, Mr.

Nate Day: Mistoffelees, what have we this evening?

Chris: Mistoffelees, what have we this eve? And then you're sitting down to watch like Bachelor in Paradise or some shit.

Nate Day: And you're sitting down watch like, classroom paradise. Yeah.

Chris: But yeah like, who amongst us has not had it a family pet?

Nate Day: Yeah, exactly. Who amongst us has not had a, a family pet with 1,000 names, depending on your mood.

Chris: with 1,000 names, depending on your name.

Nate Day: What if the four of us called Shirley in the last 48 hours?

Chris: What have the four of us called Shirley in the last 48 hours? Everything.

Nate Day: Everything.

Chris: Right.

Nate Day: Right?

Chris: Right? That's so real.

Nate Day: Almost everything goes on.

Chris: Yeah.

Nate Day: That's so of cats.

Chris: yeah what was and And the first song was the naming of cats. It was like, yeah there are three names for cats.

Nate Day: It was like, there are three names for cats.

Chris: And I was like, I relate to that.

Nate Day: And I was like, I relate to that.

Chris: You have, well, and for me, it's dogs, but

Nate Day: You have, well, and for me, it's dogs, but you have a name and then it's nicknames and then they morph into something else.

Chris: you have it given a name and then it's nicknames and then they morph into something else. the And not only the cat won me that brought me in.

Nate Day: And that kind of helped me. The name that only they go by. like Wow, that breaks my heart. That's good.

Chris: That's good. It ripped my heart out of my chest.

Nate Day: Why? Why? Because i like I chose my dog's name so carefully.

Chris: Because I chose my dog's name so carefully. Well, what do they think of themselves as?

Nate Day: What did they say? You don't think my dog is a penny?

Chris: Okay, but do you think of he yourself as a mate?

Nate Day: Okay, but do you even think of yourself as a Nate? Or do you only go by Nate because that's all you've ever known?

Chris: Or do you only go by me? Who can you call me of Renown?

Nate Day: I guess the second. I guess you're right.

Chris: else do you call Penny?

Nate Day: haven't thought about it. Yeah. Poo poo. Yeah.

Chris: A Nate by any other name would smell as sweet.

Nate Day: What? smell it

Nate Day: and Sure.

Chris: Sure.

Nate Day: A Nate by any other name?

Chris: A Nate by any other name would smell as sweet.

Nate Day: Are you talking about other Nates or me?

Chris: You're talking about other Nates you're mean. You.

Nate Day: It doesn't matter what you go by.

Chris: You. It doesn't matter what you go by.

Nate Day: You're still a sweet.

Chris: You're still as sweet. and You guys.

Nate Day: See, I wasn't even wishing for compliments.

Chris: He doesn't even know that's Shakespeare. It is from what?

Nate Day: It is from what?

Nate Day: Come on, man.

Chris: Come on, man! Get with the 21st century program.

Nate Day: Get with the 21st century program. You have to say joke right now.

Chris: You have to say joke right now.

Nate Day: I've read so much of his stuff that I can't keep any- Romeo and Juliet.

Chris: I've read so much of his stuff that I can't keep it. A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. Romeo and Juliet. Okay, that was over.

Nate Day: Okay, that one's overrated. Moving on.

Chris: Okay.

Nate Day: Next episode.

Chris: Next episode, we'll talk about that.

Nate Day: Our man makes us a part later.

Chris: Our man thinks he's a Bartolator. Okay.

Nate Day: Okay. I've never said that.

Chris: I've never said that.

Nate Day: What's your next question?

Chris: What's your next question?

Nate Day: Oh, no, he wants us to.

Chris: Oh, no, he wants to move on. What's a Bartolator?

Nate Day: It's part of later.

Chris: Someone who's obsessed with Shakespeare.

Nate Day: Someone who's obsessed with shape. I've never said that.

Chris: I've never said that.

Nate Day: They were just the easiest courses in college to take.

Chris: They were just the easiest courses in new college.

Nate Day: Okay, the next next one is, do any of the cats live together?

Chris: Okay, the next one next one is, do any of the cats live together?

Nate Day: The twins.

Chris: The twins. hu Well, besides the twins, because that's obvious.

Nate Day: Well, besides the twins, because that's obvious. oh

Chris: Oh, well those twins.

Nate Day: Oh, I thought I was really winning.

Chris: You know the twins. Yeah, no, you were very confident with that one.

Nate Day: Yeah, i know you were very confident with that one. You're like, shut up.

Chris: You're like, shut up.

Nate Day: The rest were pretty sandal-y.

Chris: The rest pretty standalone.

Nate Day: No, I got the impression that the rest lived with most of them with human families, but like alone.

Chris: I wonder, i i hold on, hold on. The rest lived with most of them with human families. but like

Nate Day: So they were all individual cat homes?

Chris: So they were all individual cat homes.

Nate Day: Yeah, except Jennifer Hudson Cat was homeless.

Chris: Yeah, except Jennifer Hudson's cat was homeless.

Nate Day: That's why she was so sad.

Chris: That's why she was so sad.

Nate Day: That also brings me to my next point, is all of them, but two had collars.

Chris: That also brings me to my next point. It is all of them, but two had collars.

Nate Day: Who were the two without?

Chris: Who were two without?

Nate Day: oh

Chris: Oh, Judi Dench cat and Jennifer Hudson's cat.

Nate Day: Judi Dench Cat and Jennifer Hudson Cat. and And the baby cat, the young cat.

Chris: And, well, and the cat.

Nate Day: because she got dumped on the street.

Chris: She had the bad cat.

Nate Day: Yeah, the bad cat. So three of them didn't have collars.

Chris: So three of them didn't have collars.

Nate Day: Okay, I don't know what Judi Dench's story is, Judi Dench cat.

Chris: I don't know what Dench's story is. That's interesting. Judi Dench cat.

Nate Day: But Jennifer Hudson's song is about, I used to have this great life.

Chris: But Jennifer Hudson's cat.

Nate Day: She was so And now I'm haunted by these memories.

Chris: She was so happy. And now I'm haunted by these neighbors.

Nate Day: It kind of sounds like but someone who lives in their prime and then they've grown old and haven't lived up to what they thought they were going to live up to.

Chris: It kind of sounds like someone who lives in their prime and then they've grown old and haven't lived up to what they thought they were going to live up And now they're just living in their past life.

Nate Day: yeah And now they're just reminiscing on their past life, which is why I think.

Chris: Which is why I think maybe don't kill her, but she dies willingly at the end.

Nate Day: Maybe they don't kill her, but she dies willingly at the end. Oh, yeah.

Chris: yeah, I think it's an elective suicide.

Nate Day: I think it's an elective yes suicide.

Chris: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Nate Day: Yeah, yeah, yeah. yes Yeah.

Chris: Jeez. Yeah.

Nate Day: What else?

Chris: What else?

Nate Day: They put her in a hot air balloon and send her into...

Chris: They put her in an on-air line and send her in cats.

Nate Day: thats not lives That was her tenth.

Chris: Cats, nine lives. That was her turn.

Nate Day: if Yeah.

Chris: Here's my ten reason why.

Nate Day: Jennifer Hudson's cat for sure died.

Chris: Jennifer Hudson, cat, for sure died.

Nate Day: yeah no They put her in hot air balloon and they sent her off.

Chris: Yeah, no, she put her in an on-air line. Not at all canonical.

Nate Day: So then what do you think happened there?

Chris: What do you think happened there?

Nate Day: I think it's not in the books that have been happened.

Chris: I think it's not in the book, so it didn't happen.

Nate Day: You just watched the movie.

Chris: You just watched the movie.

Nate Day: They're two separate pieces of art.

Chris: They're two separate pieces of art.

Nate Day: Well, wait, book or poems?

Chris: Well, wait, both are homes.

Nate Day: There was no poems about her dying?

Chris: There's no home for her dying? Is her poem just a depressing...

Nate Day: It's her poem. So then what happens with her poems?

Chris: So the poems are 15 isolated stories.

Nate Day: So the poems are in isolated stories.

Chris: Jennifer Hudson's cat poem.

Nate Day: Jennifer Hudson's cat poem. What was your last name?

Chris: what What was her cat's name?

Nate Day: Carbazella.

Chris: Garbizella.

Nate Day: Carbazella.

Chris: Garbizella.

Nate Day: Oh, yeah, garbage.

Chris: Garbizella? She's not even in the poems.

Nate Day: Oh, yeah, garbage. garbage oh yeah or

Chris: Wait, hold on.

Nate Day: She's not even in.

Chris: she's not even in sorry

Nate Day: Sorry.

Chris: so wait hold on

Nate Day: Shut up. Hold on.

Chris: Hold on. They really... Rizabella!

Nate Day: Hold on. It wouldn't surprise me that she's not in it because that song is so extremely famous.

Chris: It wouldn't surprise me she's not in that because that song is so extremely famous.

Nate Day: Like, it had to have been created for the show.

Chris: Like, it had to have been created for more of that show. Yeah, it's separate show.

Nate Day: We're talking about the song Memory, one of the most famous songs in...

Chris: We're talking about the song Memory, one of the most famous songs in certainly the American theater song books, but potentially the American theater.

Nate Day: Certainly the American theater song votes, but potentially the American song. That was a beautiful song performance.

Chris: That was a beautiful song her performance.

Nate Day: Her performance? Yeah.

Chris: Yeah.

Nate Day: Oh yeah, fantastic. yeah they've They filmed the movie live, just like Les Mis.

Chris: They filmed the movie live, just like Les Mis.

Nate Day: So all of the st singing, instead of a normal movie musical, they record the vocals and then they lip sync basically on camera to the songs.

Chris: So all of this thing. Instead of a normal movie musical, they record the vocals and they lip sync basically on get through the camera.

Nate Day: This one was all live, just like Les Mis.

Chris: This one was all live, just like Les Mis.

Nate Day: And the idea was they can give the actors more a leeway to like actually perform the song.

Chris: And the idea was they can give the actors more leeway to like actually perform a song.

Nate Day: Unfortunately, I think the drawback is that sometimes they end up like sobbing and snotting their way through.

Chris: Unfortunately, I think the drawback is that sometimes they end up like sobbing and snotting their way through. She was very snotty.

Nate Day: She was very snotty.

Chris: The drawback is.

Nate Day: Well, and just like every time that she like quivered vocally, it helps obviously with the performance.

Chris: Just like every time that she like, quivered vocally. It helps obviously with the performance.

Nate Day: Yeah.

Chris: yeah But it makes, because this movie is all song, it sort of makes it hard to listen to.

Nate Day: But it makes because this movie is all song, it sort of makes it hard to listen to. like that's That's one of the most beautiful songs ever written.

Chris: Like that's that's one of the most beautiful songs ever written.

Nate Day: And it it makes it sort of hard to listen to.

Chris: And it it makes it sort of hard to listen to.

Nate Day: I think if somebody's like choking and snorting and

Chris: I think if somebody's like choking and snorting and huffing their way through it a little bit, right?

Nate Day: huffing their way through it a little bit. Right.

Chris: Yes.

Nate Day: Yes. I still, yeah.

Chris: hate offing there, but yes.

Nate Day: I still think she did a beautiful job.

Chris: I saw what she did a beautiful job.

Nate Day: Yeah.

Chris: Yeah.

Nate Day: And it's much better.

Chris: And it's much better.

Nate Day: I mean, if you watch Les Mis, for example, there's a very similar structure where Anne Hathaway has but ah ah an extremely famous song in Les Mis called I Dreamed a Dream, which is another one that I bet you would recognize and be like, this is from Les Mis.

Chris: i mean, if you watch Les Mis, for example, there's a very similar structure where Anne Hathaway has but ah an extremely famous song in Les Mis called I Dreamed a Dream, which is another one that you would recognize and be like, this strong like is Les Mis.

Nate Day: And she, ah she like sobs through the song.

Chris: And she ah she like sobs through the song.

Nate Day: And it's sort of unfortunate in my opinion that them it's just not very fun to listen to because

Chris: And it's sort of unfortunate, in my opinion, that them it's just not very fun to listen to because...

Nate Day: she' She's not sounding great.

Chris: she's not sounding great.

Nate Day: but just so

Chris: But is the goal for it to be fun?

Nate Day: Well, I think because it because it's a sung through musical and it's just like, this is song for the next two hours, yeah that like,

Chris: Well, I think because because it's a song-through musical and it's just like, this is song for the next two hours, then like, there needs to be a sort of repeatable quality.

Nate Day: there needs to be a sort of repeatable quality to it.

Chris: to And it's not, I don't want to go back and listen to Ann Hathaway's version because there's other versions where they like belt it out.

Nate Day: And it's not, I don't want to go back and listen to Anne Hathaway's version because there's other versions where they like belt it out instead of choke on it.

Chris: instead of chocotters. prepared Right, yeah.

Nate Day: Right. Yeah.

Chris: I'm just saying, like, i don't necessarily think it's bad.

Nate Day: I'm just like, i don't necessarily think it's bad. I think it sort of just depends.

Chris: I think it sort of just depends, like, I guess what you're well you're interested in.

Nate Day: Like, I guess what you're, what you're interested in. Yeah. I think your question is a good one because it's like, how, how are you watching the movie cast?

Chris: yeahp I think your question's a good one, because it's like, how how are you watching the movie? right

Nate Day: Are you watching the emotional rollercoaster that is gasped?

Chris: Are you watching the movie?

Nate Day: Because then you'll love the live performance.

Chris: But if you're like, could we get to a good song, please?

Nate Day: But if you're like, could we get to a good song, please? Then you're probably not going to love a world-class vocalist choking through world-class song.

Chris: Then you're probably not gonna love a world-class vocalist choking through world-class song.

Nate Day: So going back to her snot,

Chris: So, going back to her snot. Well, right.

Nate Day: Right.

Chris: Her snot was like very important.

Nate Day: No, because there are sick cats that have a lot of snot coming out of their nose, right?

Chris: No, because there are sick cats that have a lot of snot coming out their nose, right?

Nate Day: And I thought that was just a part of her homeless, sick cat.

Chris: And I thought that was just a part of her homeless, sick cat.

Nate Day: Double lamby.

Chris: Yeah. So I had a snot.

Nate Day: So I thought the snot was like, oh, she's sick.

Chris: was like, oh, she's sick.

Nate Day: She's not go to live very long.

Chris: She's not going to live very long.

Nate Day: Because usually when cats have...

Chris: Because usually when cats are homeless and they're very sick and they have a lot of snot and she's old as she was and she was wangy.

Nate Day: are homeless and they're very sick and they have a lot of snot yeah and she's as old as she was and she was mangy. yeah I was like, oh

Chris: I was like, that's good.

Nate Day: She's not a lawyer. She's a donor.

Chris: Yeah, that's a donor.

Nate Day: Simple as that.

Chris: It blows up. Exactly. Get her out of here.

Nate Day: Get her out of here. Yeah, so I thought we're bookend

Chris: Yeah. It's better to shovel up, Becky. Or in a bag. I figured probably. Okay. Okay.

Nate Day: I figured my my assumption was that it's just like she's just crying and sometimes when you like open up the sinuses.

Chris: I figured my assumption is that it's like she's just crying. And sometimes I really like open up the senses.

Nate Day: But there was so much snot drug movie that can't.

Chris: But there was so much not good movie. It was an inordinate point.

Nate Day: was an in-order.

Chris: I just thought, I think of her.

Nate Day: And her. I only from her. So I was like, oh, this is a sick cat.

Chris: I was like, oh, is a sick cat.

Nate Day: Yeah, that's a great point.

Chris: but that's And that's all, is that not also why they let it be part of the final edit?

Nate Day: Is that not also why we let it be part of the final edit? Yeah, I mean, it's also Oscar.

Chris: Is because yeah we off you said that

Nate Day: but You said that this was it was a final shot or how did you say it when you said they like shot it they shot it live so they shot that occurred singing in front of yeah and so they used that sound her actual body these movements and matched it up with the cgi yeah

Chris: it was it was a final shot or how did you say it when you said they like shot it all they shot it live so they shot jennifer hudson singing live and acting and so they used that sound and her actual body and face movements and matched it up with the cgi yeah kind of

Nate Day: Yeah, as much as they could.

Chris: Yeah, as much it Whatever that was.

Nate Day: Whatever that was. So yeah, she was actually snotting.

Chris: um So yeah, she was actually snotting.

Nate Day: And it's like, on some of I feel like on her face especially because she got a lot of really clear, like different from Judi Dench, like whose makeup looked different.

Chris: And it's like, on somebody, I feel like on her face especially, because she got a lot of really clear, um like different from Judi Dench, like whose makeup looked different.

Nate Day: I feel like I could really see her makeup on her face and her snot was so real.

Chris: I feel like I could really see her makeup on her face and her snot was so real.

Nate Day: So they were like, that's real, we're keeping it.

Chris: So they were like, that's real. We're keeping it.

Nate Day: Like they weren't like, let's reshoot that because you were snotting.

Chris: Like they weren't like, let's reshoot that because you were snotting.

Nate Day: Yeah.

Chris: yeah So isn't that so interesting to think about what was that conversation like?

Nate Day: So isn't that so interesting to think about what was that conversation like? You were crying and snotting and we love it

Chris: You were crying and snotting and we love it. She's an actor.

Nate Day: She's an actress. She's an Oscar winning actress for a musical, by the way.

Chris: She's an outstanding yeah More amusing.

Nate Day: So her voice is so good.

Chris: So her voice is so good.

Nate Day: Unbelievable.

Chris: Unbelievable.

Nate Day: And she's just sitting there looking like that as to it.

Chris: And she's just sitting there looking like that as Taylor Swift shakes a martini shaker of catnip over the spot.

Nate Day: That was something I did not expect, honestly.

Chris: That's something I did not expect, honestly.

Nate Day: What the fuck?

Chris: What the fuck?

Nate Day: this was like you You have to keep in mind this was before Taylor Swift was the global like economic stimulant that she is now.

Chris: Yeah, they grew up like a bunch of cats. I have to keep in mind this was before Taylor Swift was the global economic stimulant that she is now.

Nate Day: This is 2019.

Chris: This is 2019.

Nate Day: She was double-cheeked up on that fucking screen.

Chris: She was double-cheeked up on that fucking statement.

Nate Day: I don't understand why.

Chris: I could see her join the team. I could see her join the team.

Nate Day: and she's always She's always been obsessed with cats.

Chris: She can't always... always been obsessed with cats.

Nate Day: like That's been part of her brain.

Chris: So when she was cast, people were like, yeah. You know, like a cat that says pop star is going to be a cat.

Nate Day: When she was cast, people were like, Yeah. You know what I mean? Like a cat obsessed pop star going to be Cats the most difficult.

Chris: But also she was like, she was pro antagonist cat.

Nate Day: But also she like, she was pro antagonist cat. Yeah.

Chris: Yeah.

Nate Day: Which yeah she hates that Braun who's an antagonist.

Chris: Which yeah she makes that Braun guy who's an antagonist.

Nate Day: So I feel like real life.

Chris: So I feel like real life, guy who, wait, read this i the guy who she had to remake her songs from

Nate Day: Braun? The guy who, wait, maybe that's not the The guy who she had to remake her songs from.

Chris: Oh, Scooter Braun.

Nate Day: Scooter Braun. Yeah.

Chris: Yeah. Okay.

Nate Day: Okay. Yeah. Yeah.

Chris: Yeah.

Nate Day: Sorry.

Chris: Sorry.

Nate Day: I was thinking of Braun and Cat.

Chris: I was thinking. Why is he a cat guy? Or like the clean up wipes.

Nate Day: Or like the Braun cleanup wipes. Yeah. no one thought that nobody thought that that's about broad that's about broad no but but i just found it funny that ronnie taylor

Chris: No one thought that. Nobody thought that. Braun, Mr. Clean? That's about Braun. That's about Braun. Braun? But I just thought it funny that- Braun, Mr. Clean?

Chris: was pro antagonist.

Nate Day: was pro antagonist.

Chris: When during that time, she was fighting a very large antagonist.

Nate Day: When during that time she was fighting very large antagonist in the music industry. Yeah.

Chris: Yeah.

Nate Day: That was even sort of before, that was like very beginning of this.

Chris: That was even sort of before, that was like very beginning of this.

Nate Day: This movie came out in 19, so it was shot, actually weirdly was shot early in 19.

Chris: This movie came out in 19, so it was shot, actually weirdly it was shot early in 19 and like barely made its release date.

Nate Day: I like barely made its release date. But it was around the same time where she was like fighting Scooter Braun.

Chris: Goodness gracious. But it was around the same time where she was like fighting Spider-Man.

Nate Day: So I just kind of find it So maybe that artistic integrity is a little ambiguous.

Chris: So I just kind of find it. Maybe that artistic integrity is a little ambiguous.

Nate Day: Like you said earlier, they what did you say?

Chris: Well, like you said earlier, they... What did you say?

Nate Day: They had to skip some re-edits and they chose to brush the release of the movie?

Chris: They had to skip some re-edits and they chose to brush the release of the movie? So they were like...

Nate Day: Clearly.

Chris: Clearly.

Nate Day: Well, if she took the role, no nobody was worried about what the political messaging of her casting was.

Chris: Whatever. Well, if she took the role, i think nobody was worried about what the political messaging of her casting was. Yeah, I was actually quite...

Nate Day: suggest it. Yeah, I was actually quite, like, I was like, Taylor Swift's part in this is exactly what would expect from her.

Chris: Like, I was like, Taylor part Swift's part in this is exactly what I would expect from her.

Nate Day: Nothing more, nothing less.

Chris: Nothing more, nothing less.

Nate Day: It was, like, exactly her.

Chris: It was like exactly her.

Nate Day: I thought her voice was perfect for it.

Chris: I thought her voice was perfect for it.

Nate Day: And it just fits her.

Chris: And it just fits her. She did get it.

Nate Day: She did get, oddly, she did get praised in reviews, which, like I said, fucking so dog walked this movie, pun intended.

Chris: oddly she did get praised in reviews which like i said fucking i block this movie so on par it's like so like

Nate Day: It's just on board. Yeah. It's like, so like, cool. oh How do you spell that?

Chris: spell that e o you know e young h h h e e e o h h e ah killing short can we Can we say yeah yeah Taylor Swift in her role?

Chris: Awesome. Yeah, great. Dame Judi Dench. Sir Ian McKellen.

Nate Day: yes

Chris: Yes.

Nate Day: jennifer hudson yes

Chris: Jennifer Hudson. Yes. Can we talk about the weird one?

Nate Day: we talk about the weird one Jason Derulo.

Chris: Jason Derulo.

Nate Day: What one?

Chris: What one? Where did Jason Derulo come from?

Nate Day: that's Jason Jason Derulo.

Chris: Donald Patterson or Jason Derulo?

Nate Day: Yes, Roger Pattinson.

Chris: Yes, Roger Pattinson.

Nate Day: Roger, yeah.

Chris: Roger, yeah yes.

Nate Day: yes

Chris: Sir...

Nate Day: Sir Jason Derulo.

Chris: Jason Derulo.

Nate Day: Roughly two dozen of these guys were the cat from...

Chris: Roughly two dozen of these cats were the weird cat from Twilight.

Nate Day: Finally.

Chris: No notes accepted, but Jason Derulo.

Nate Day: Also, I like how he would just up behind people's shoulders randomly.

Chris: I don't like how he would just pop up behind people's shoulders. I know.

Nate Day: I know. I know.

Chris: I know.

Nate Day: Like, he didn't ever cash out on that paycheck.

Chris: He didn't ever flash out on Jacek. He was like, I'm here.

Nate Day: He's like, I'm here. here to be in cats.

Chris: He has huge eyes, too.

Nate Day: has huge eyes, too.

Chris: And he's like...

Nate Day: And he's like... I think, so fun fact about Jason Derulo, this was his acting debut.

Chris: I think... Fun fact about Jason Derulo. This was his acting debut. singing.

Nate Day: And it it sort of makes sense, actually not, but it sort of makes sense in the tradition that pop stars often make their acting debuts in movie musicals, right?

Chris: And to Natalie. Actually not. but It sort of makes sense in the tradition that pop stars often interact with any movie musicals.

Nate Day: Was this Taylor Swift's acting debut?

Chris: Was this Taylor Swift's acting movie?

Nate Day: Not technically.

Chris: Not technically.

Nate Day: it's It was probably her biggest role at the time, but I don't believe it was her first.

Chris: it's It was probably her biggest role at the time, but I don't believe it was her first.

Nate Day: She was also in movie.

Chris: She was also in Twilight.

Nate Day: she was't twelve She was wasn't.

Chris: She was in Twilight? No, she wasn't. Remember the Tall Ten Empire?

Nate Day: She was in Mad Actuals with The Giver.

Chris: Give her. Give her.

Nate Day: Who?

Chris: o giver

Nate Day: A giver? Nothing.

Chris: Nothing.

Nate Day: Anyway, Jason Derulo was asked why he chose this movie as his debut.

Chris: Anyway, Jason Carrillo was asked why he chose this movie as his debut.

Nate Day: And he said, I thought the movie was going to change the world.

Chris: And he said, I thought the movie was going to change the world.

Nate Day: Crazy thought.

Chris: Crazy thought.

Nate Day: I think it did change the world.

Chris: Back to my first question, was he on Duloc?

Nate Day: That's my first question. Was drugs? Was he high?

Chris: Was Jason Carrillo also on American Idol?

Nate Day: you No, I don't think so.

Chris: Dude, I think he was.

Nate Day: Jason Derulo.

Chris: American Idol?

Nate Day: Google it. American Idol? Are you thinking of Ruben Sutter?

Chris: up i may they baby no you know how much better You know how much better this movie would have been if he had just casually dropped Jason Derulo.

Nate Day: I've met him. You know how much shortters me how much better this movie you would affect if kid absolutely dropped it would have it? I wish he would have. It sort of fits his song.

Nate Day: His song was like a little poppier. It was very poppier. Yeah, than the rest.

Chris: Jason

Nate Day: Jason Dreck.

Chris: teeth and dr draculet that's not right do yes

Nate Day: Couldn't be bothered. Well, like ah like, did he go as far as Jennifer Hudson or was it like bad one?

Chris: well Like, did he go as far as Jeff Ronson was it like a was not a contestant.

Nate Day: Is that how he got to

Chris: How he get famous? He gained fame as a singer and songwriter after the show began.

Nate Day: e

Nate Day: after the show began.

Chris: He performed as a guest.

Nate Day: He performed as a cat. That happens all the time.

Chris: That happens all the time.

Nate Day: Okay.

Chris: Okay.

Nate Day: Are you sure?

Chris: So no. So the answer is no.

Nate Day: Yeah.

Chris: On drugs?

Nate Day: On drugs?

Chris: Unconfirmed. Was he high?

Nate Day: Was he high? Probably.

Chris: Probably.

Nate Day: I mean, how do you get through a day of filming cats?

Chris: I mean, how do you get through a day with filming cats?

Nate Day: and dude really Especially live.

Chris: Especially live. but like All I kept thinking about was the quantity of humans who were just walking around.

Nate Day: All I kept thinking about was the quantity of humans who were just walking around.

Chris: They were in the skin tight suits.

Nate Day: They were in these skin-tight suits and the fur and skin tails.

Chris: Oh, I've seen the musical performed live.

Nate Day: The musical performed live. Oh, but they didn't have the like the live musical, they have like tufts of fur all over the place, like collars and things, right?

Chris: Oh, but they didn't have the like live musical. They have like tufts of fur all over the place, like collars and things, right?

Nate Day: Yeah.

Chris: Yeah.

Nate Day: this They just have these like white or off-white skin-type body suits that have these dots all over them so that they can track their movements so that they can accurately map i see the CGI fur on their bodies.

Chris: this They just had these like white or off-white skin-tight body suits that have these dots all over them so that they can track their movements.

Chris: Oh, I've seen this. I've seen this. I've seen this on Entertainment Tonight.

Nate Day: Yes.

Chris: I've seen this.

Nate Day: Yes. I've seen this.

Chris: I've seen this.

Nate Day: yeah this in and this if you i mean I'm sure you guys could tell how awful the backgrounds looked of the movie.

Chris: I've seen this in the Epstein files. I've seen this in... if you And I'm sure you guys could tell how awful the backgrounds looked at the movie.

Nate Day: They were mostly green screen as well.

Chris: They were mostly green screen as well.

Nate Day: yeah so just like Everything looked like poo-poo doo-doo.

Chris: yeah So just like everything looked like pooper doo-doo.

Nate Day: It was just the background.

Chris: It was just the background from all of the litter box.

Nate Day: Litter. Everything looked like a litter box.

Chris: I kind of loved the background.

Nate Day: just love the background.

Chris: it was like a foggy, like yeah mystical, the like...

Nate Day: It was like a foggy, like, mystical... Yeah, there was no litter boxes the entire time.

Chris: were two litter boxes. I know, but it looks like a litter box smell.

Nate Day: but it looked like a litter box smells.

Chris: And by misty, I mean misty.

Nate Day: It was just Henry Paul Depp's apartment in Paris as he wrote down Monica Cousin.

Chris: It was just ah Henry Balzac's apartment in Paris, as he wrote Count of Monte Cristo.

Nate Day: You mean Harry Paul

Chris: You mean Harry Balzac?

Nate Day: Depp? What?

Chris: What?

Nate Day: Harry's balls on you.

Chris: Who's Henry Balzac? Who's Henry Balzac?

Nate Day: Balls on you?

Chris: Balzac.

Nate Day: Balls up on you?

Chris: Balzac? You know Balzanya?

Nate Day: Two balls on you. Harry balls on you.

Chris: No, the bo of like the famous...

Nate Day: Yeah, please just hit me up.

Chris: hit me up You're not serious right now.

Nate Day: Sorry, Harry balls on you.

Chris: Sorry, Harry Balzac?

Nate Day: Every time I'm like, maybe I don't edit this episode.

Chris: Every time I'm like, maybe I don't.

Nate Day: You say something, and I have to.

Chris: Balzac.

Nate Day: No, you're

Chris: No, you're lying, honey. honore de balsa?

Nate Day: That's not Henri. H-E-N-R-E-S. Guy Belzerian.

Chris: that's he's french that's not honore this is that's what he looks like?

Nate Day: What's his name? J. Belzerian? Yes. Wait, what he looks like? Yes. Who? what's name j bellzeian yes theyly yes

Chris: yes who

Nate Day: This is truly unbelievable.

Chris: Please screen share with our coworkers right now.

Nate Day: This is a bad episode. Please coach your...

Chris: ali coach Please your screen.

Nate Day: We just kept to me going, I'm so sorry.

Chris: Please co-share your screen.

Nate Day: Please coach your...

Chris: I believe this is who wrote a miss.

Nate Day: We need to get together. And then we can come back. Okay, so Chris just tried to tell me...

Chris: Okay, so Chris just tried to tell me.

Nate Day: We've been talking for 45 minutes.

Chris: Where did the southern accent come from?

Nate Day: Where did the...

Chris: Chris just tried to tell me no that ah Henri Balzac...

Nate Day: Chris just tried to tell me that...

Nate Day: Andre Balzac Okay, anyways, my next question.

Chris: Okay, anyways, my next question. Thank you.

Nate Day: I'm trying to say, okay, the Harry Potter cat.

Chris: I'm trying to stay off. Okay, is that Harry Potter?

Nate Day: Harry Potter cat.

Chris: Harry Potter, Matt.

Nate Day: Is this when I went to the bathroom?

Chris: Is this when I went to the bathroom?

Nate Day: really wish this, can you make this one not a cat?

Chris: I really wish this, can you make this one not a video? Too late. Nope, too late.

Nate Day: my question is, Harry Potter cat, would they date old Shirley Cat in the cat world?

Chris: question is, Harry Potter, would they date old Shirley Cat in the cat world? None of those words make sense.

Nate Day: None of those words make any sense.

Chris: Which one's Harry Potter?

Nate Day: Wait, the magician cat?

Chris: Wait, the magician cat? Nancy?

Nate Day: Yes.

Chris: What do you do?

Nate Day: What, he did?

Chris: Oh, you mean, yes did you mean and didn't Mr.

Nate Day: Judy Dench cat? Yes. They did. They did.

Chris: Mistoffelees?

Nate Day: Yeah. Yeah. You know, he gets, he gets free.

Chris: Yeah. yeah he did he And Deuteronomy?

Nate Day: Yeah. So they did then.

Chris: I don't know.

Nate Day: i don't know. in the ga and not at the again

Chris: And Deuteronomy, canonically, again, once again, I can't specify enough, no. What?

Nate Day: What? You can't, because you said they're not connected and we just watched something that is connected.

Chris: You can't, because you said they're not connected, and we just watched something that is connected. What?

Chris: It doesn't answer my question, Chris.

Nate Day: It's like it's not even coming

Chris: a cat who has lived many lives in succession he was famous in proverb and famous in rhyme a long while before completely good doo is necessary for

Nate Day: I told you Judi Dench thinks she played a trans cat. It doesn't answer my question, Chris.

Chris: it doesn't answer right chris

Nate Day: Quiz.

Chris: Quiz.

Nate Day: Quiz.

Chris: Quiz.

Nate Day: Quiz.

Chris: Quiz.

Nate Day: Okay, so Harry Potter cat did not date old Shirley Cat?

Chris: Okay, so here you go. No. In the world is a movie, yes, we can.

Nate Day: No, sure. In the world of the movie, yes, they can. And why are you calling her Shirley Cat?

Chris: Why are you calling it, sure, we can?

Nate Day: That's a name?

Chris: That's, like, too real.

Nate Day: It's like too real.

Chris: Dame Judi Bench.

Nate Day: Also, I put Robert Patton's...

Chris: Robert Patton.

Nate Day: All of the ways he missed that Robert Pattinson, which is not even in the movie.

Chris: All of the rest of you miss that. you Robert Pattinson, which is not even in the movie.

Nate Day: Donald Patterson.

Chris: Donald Patterson.

Nate Day: and then i go along

Chris: You all knew what I meant.

Nate Day: Words mean things, Chris.

Chris: Words mean things, yep there is I said Rudy Giuliani, and you all knew I meant Gwen Stefani.

Nate Day: Yep. There is a Donald Patterson in my life. My next... Nope, we had to pause the movie and figure out what the hell you were talking about.

Chris: No, but we had to pause the movie to figure out what the movie was. Eventually we got there, yes.

Nate Day: Eventually we got there, yes.

Chris: It took us a minute.

Nate Day: rudy It took us a minute. money My next question was, why was a Conor McGregor cat, why was he wearing pants?

Chris: My next question was, why was the Conor McGregor cat, why was he wearing pants?

Nate Day: Conor McGregor cat?

Chris: Conor McGregor pants?

Nate Day: Yeah, with a passion.

Chris: with the tap shoes.

Nate Day: Yes.

Chris: Oh, yes.

Nate Day: once again.

Chris: Once again, other one.

Nate Day: Because he had red fur?

Chris: Because he had red fur?

Nate Day: I don't know why.

Chris: I don't know why that's like Conor McGregor.

Nate Day: No, had pants on.

Chris: No, no, he had pants on.

Nate Day: yeah why why had pan Why is he Conor McGregor?

Chris: He had pants on. He had full pants on with suspenders. Because he looked like Conor McGregor.

Nate Day: Because he looked like Conor McGregor.

Chris: He looked like Conor McGregor.

Nate Day: was skinnier than I was. looked like Conor McGregor.

Chris: looked like Conor McGregor.

Nate Day: he

Chris: he

Nate Day: He quite literally looks like Conor McGregor.

Chris: he quite really looks like Conor McGregor.

Nate Day: I don't have an answer to your question.

Chris: I don't have an answer.

Nate Day: Why was he wearing pants?

Chris: He didn't even show his face.

Nate Day: I don't have an answer your question.

Chris: And then when they did show his face, he had white whiskers.

Nate Day: When they did show his face, he had one answer.

Chris: And then only Rachel McAdams keeps taking off her cats, too.

Nate Day: And then Rachel McAdams taking off her pants. Oh, yeah.

Chris: Oh, yeah.

Nate Day: No. Not Rachel McAdams. Fat Amy.

Chris: TMTM.

Nate Day: Fat Amy.

Chris: Yeah, why would he get an argument about what cats do?

Nate Day: betting cc She was. Yeah. Why would she take an upper catsuit?

Chris: And only her. To escape chase.

Nate Day: I told you guys that you have to stop asking questions and ride the wave.

Chris: told you guys that you have to stop asking questions and ride the wave.

Nate Day: Again.

Chris: again are they putting high who's high it somebody needs to be high during this i actually agree entirely i just don't think that tom rooker the director of that movie has that in i don't think he i think he took this so seriously that's crazy then they're looking off their catsuits they have connoror reverent pants conor wasn't conor mcgreder this is morgan libel to the ariel's point

Nate Day: yeah I did. Are they fucking high? Who is high? Somebody needs to be high during this. I actually agree entirely. I just don't think that Tom Hooper, the director of that movie, has that in him. I don't think he, I think he took this so seriously.

Nate Day: That's crazy. That they're ripping off their catsuits? Yes. They have Conor McGregor in pants? It wasn't Conor McGregor. This is bordering on libel. he To Ariel's point, you have one cat with pants on.

Chris: Yeah, one cat with pants on.

Nate Day: Didn't the magician cat have pants?

Chris: Didn't the magician cat have pants?

Nate Day: oh No.

Chris: Oh, he had a full suit, eh? No, he did.

Nate Day: That's different than just fucking pants.

Chris: He did. He had a full tuxedo.

Nate Day: He had overalls.

Chris: Yeah, yeah, I agree. off

Nate Day: and Top hat.

Chris: And um James Corbin.

Nate Day: know they But ah a jacket too.

Chris: For the jacket, too.

Nate Day: The railroad cat yes had overalls.

Chris: railroad cat had overalls.

Nate Day: That's a full outfit.

Chris: Yep.

Nate Day: well not it was It was not the same as pseudo Conrad River.

Chris: Well, not overalls. No, it was pants and suspenders.

Nate Day: That's who he's talking about.

Chris: It wouldn't get you into a store.

Nate Day: Chando Starr. that's so that's what he's talking about who chi do a store

Chris: No, that's who he's talking about. It wouldn't get into a store. It was not shirt, shoes, and pants, okay?

Nate Day: It was not shirt, shoes, and pants, okay? It was just pants.

Chris: It was just No, that one is a character from the story.

Nate Day: that one is a character from the story. Okay.

Chris: Okay.

Nate Day: Not trying to regret it?

Chris: Hold on.

Nate Day: Yes. It was just velvet, red velvet, bullshank.

Chris: It was just velvet. Red.

Nate Day: Hold Skimble's trying to see who you're talking about.

Chris: Hold on. Skimble Shanks is who you're talking about.

Nate Day: Okay.

Chris: Okay.

Nate Day: Not trying to regret her, Skimble's trying.

Chris: Skimble Shanks. The railway cat.

Nate Day: I hate this fucking cat.

Chris: I hate this fucking song. There's a whisper down the line at 11.39 when the night... It didn't do that. It didn't do that.

Nate Day: I suppose the song that was just, the railway cat is a railway cat.

Chris: railway cat. It was a railway cat. All the guards and all the porters and the station master's daughters. They are searching.

Nate Day: Shut up.

Chris: Shut up.

Nate Day: What are you doing?

Chris: What are you doing? What's that? Who's going to do with me?

Nate Day: What's that? Who would it do?

Chris: What?

Nate Day: What did you say? That we were all going to quote?

Chris: that we were all going to quote.

Nate Day: what was our What was our next vocal sin?

Chris: what was our What was our next vocal listen, Chris?

Nate Day: Chris? already forgot it.

Chris: I already forgot it.

Nate Day: We do do as we do do.

Chris: We do do as we do. The Rum Tum Tugger is a terrible bore. When you let him in, then he wants to be out. He's always on the wrong side of every door.

Nate Day: Ramp it.

Chris: As soon as he's boom, then he'd like to get about.

Nate Day: Copyrighted.

Chris: He'd like to lie in the bureau drawer. But he makes such a fuss if he can't get out. Yes, the Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat. and it isn't any use for you to doubt it.

Nate Day: Yes. Right.

Chris: But he will do as he do do, and there's no doing anything about it.

Nate Day: you do do

Chris: As he do do.

Nate Day: As he do-do. I just think you like saying do-do.

Chris: I just think you like saying do do.

Nate Day: And he will do it.

Chris: And he will do, as ze do.

Nate Day: As he do-do.

Chris: There's something about the...

Nate Day: It is something about the rhythm, that like bouncy rhythm.

Chris: some agreeal team which is Which is something we ignored in the writing entirely because we discussed the text far less than usual.

Nate Day: Which is something we ignore in the writing entirely because we discuss the text far less than usual. But, the I mean, his writing is brilliant.

Chris: But the, I mean, his writing is brilliant.

Nate Day: Potentially the best I've heard since, famously, T-Pain rhymed Wisconsin with Manchin.

Chris: Potentially the best I've heard since, famously, T-Pain rhymed Wisconsin with Mansion.

Nate Day: First of all, T-Pain is a genius.

Chris: First of all, T-Pain is a genius.

Nate Day: I love that man.

Chris: I love that man.

Nate Day: And I think if we knew each other, we would be best friends.

Chris: And I think if we knew each other, we would be best friends. No one spoke any slander here.

Nate Day: one spoke any slander here. I'm just saying.

Chris: I'm just saying.

Nate Day: I'm with Ariel.

Chris: I'm with Ariel.

Nate Day: Thank you.

Chris: Thank you.

Nate Day: You have so many questions on that document.

Chris: Yeah, but then we have so many questions in the lab.

Nate Day: No, a lot of them are just statements as well.

Chris: No, a lot of them are just statements as well.

Nate Day: Okay, but do have another question.

Chris: Okay, but do have another question.

Nate Day: Okay.

Chris: Okay, great.

Nate Day: Great. Why do the other cats hate Jennifer Hudson?

Chris: Why do the other cats hate Jennifer Hudson?

Nate Day: Because she had everything they never did.

Chris: Because she had a good time in her head.

Nate Day: She had a family.

Chris: She had a family. How do you know that?

Nate Day: She had a family? Did you listen to her song?

Chris: That was like the whole thing.

Nate Day: Her song was about how great her life was, and she's haunted by the memory.

Chris: Her song was about how great her life was and she's haunted by her memory. Well, that doesn't mean she had a family.

Nate Day: Well, that doesn't mean she had family. You're going to have great life without having a family.

Chris: going to have a great life without a family. these cats mounting in a hot air balloon to the fucking sun.

Nate Day: All these cats want get in a hot air balloon to the fucking sun. They want to have collars.

Chris: Then would you give them a round collar to go home to?

Nate Day: They have homes to go home to.

Chris: Oh, a collar is the mark of happiness.

Nate Day: That doesn't mean that they're happy. No.

Chris: How did she get to where she was?

Nate Day: Why do they hate her?

Chris: why see her now Same way tiny girl why is they do how did

Nate Day: What's her story? hey girl why is it Who's Tiny Girl? Victoria.

Chris: Victoria.

Nate Day: Who's Victoria?

Chris: Who's Victoria?

Nate Day: The white kitten, the main kitten.

Chris: I knew someone in the back.

Nate Day: The one in the back.

Chris: one The one in the back.

Nate Day: That's exactly what thought.

Chris: That's exactly what I just said.

Nate Day: Oh, didn't know what he was.

Chris: Oh, don't know what it was.

Nate Day: Victoria.

Chris: Victoria.

Nate Day: That's why i wasn't saying that.

Chris: That's why I wasn't saying that. The girl in the back, damn it.

Nate Day: that That's bad cat. Bad cat.

Chris: The girl in the back, damn it.

Nate Day: I have to fly home. Right now.

Chris: The back cat.

Nate Day: Bad cat.

Chris: The back cat.

Nate Day: Bad cat.

Chris: Yeah. The new reality for that soon. It is. Celdria. Back cat. This is quality footage.

Nate Day: um to fly

Chris: back backtown

Nate Day: The answer is Jennifer Hudson had everything everyone else wanted at one point.

Chris: The answer is Jen for us to have everything that I wanted at one point.

Nate Day: one point?

Chris: i should fumled the back ah mean And he shits on everyone else.

Nate Day: And then she fumbled the bag. Oh no! I didn't even mean to do it. but how did she fumble it? It's not important. It is important because how are you learning her mistakes?

Chris: It is important. Because how are you learning for mistakes?

Nate Day: Her mistake was fumbling the bag.

Chris: That mistake was far longer than that.

Nate Day: I wanted to get a cat.

Chris: I once again unfortunately agree with Ariel.

Nate Day: Like take it less seriously.

Chris: I'd like to take it less seriously.

Nate Day: Oh, because she's a cat?

Chris: Oh, because she's a cat?

Nate Day: I can't take her seriously?

Chris: can't take it seriously?

Nate Day: Less seriously.

Chris: Less serious. No, because she's a woman.

Nate Day: No, because she's woman.

Chris: Oh.

Nate Day: Oh.

Nate Day: We'll be right back.

Chris: We'll be right back.

Nate Day: And then Chris is gone. The rest of the podcast is on the radio. Just a body swinging in the back.

Chris: Just a body swinging in the background.

Nate Day: No, it's your shadow.

Chris: No, it's your shadow off the wall.

Nate Day: Off the wall. this We don't ever see you again.

Chris: We'll never see you again. by yep

Nate Day: yeah Anyway, on next week's episode, one flew over the cooker's desk.

Chris: Anyway, on next week's episode, one flew over the koopy's nest.

Nate Day: Here, rest in peace.

Chris: Here, rest in peace.

Nate Day: I can't

Chris: Editor, Chris Anderson. This might be our best episode yet.

Nate Day: Oh my god.

Chris: Oh my god.

Nate Day: That's a way to describe it.

Chris: It's real. It's raw.

Nate Day: What else do you have, Ariel?

Chris: There's no organization to it. Good luck editing this pile of big pig dicks. Piled in... Jeez!

Nate Day: we talking guy's not responsible

Chris: Don't look at me! I'm not responsible for her.

Nate Day: what we had not actually dived into was james gordon

Chris: What we have not actually dived into was James Gordon is an indoor-outdoor cat, but at that size?

Nate Day: is an indoor outdoor cat ah But at that size, that doesn't make sense.

Chris: That doesn't make sense.

Nate Day: He's way too fat to be indoor-outdoor.

Chris: He's way too fast to be indoor-outdoor.

Nate Day: Agreed.

Chris: Agreed.

Nate Day: 100%.

Chris: Agreed.

Nate Day: Well, aren't they all kind of indoor-outdoor because they go outside to sing to each other?

Chris: 100% agree. I feel like- It's go outside to to sun to each other' so like he's running marathons.

Nate Day: It's not like he's like running marathons. He's going outside to peace.

Chris: He's going outside to feast.

Nate Day: And eating trash.

Chris: And eating the trash.

Nate Day: But he's an indoor-outdoor cat.

Chris: But he's an indoor-outdoor cat.

Nate Day: And he's outdoor a lot.

Chris: And he's outdoor a lot.

Nate Day: And nobody beats the shit out of him.

Chris: And nobody beats the shit out of him.

Nate Day: And he's way too pompous to not get the shipping out of him at least once in the movie.

Chris: And he's way too pompous. not get the stupid out of them at least once in the morning he a fucking tuxedo 100 agree with oh i that trash yeah well he did it because of the easy out yep cats and his mesmerizing emerald eyes no because he fell into it no he didn't fall into it he jumped into it because it's just it's just

Nate Day: He's fucking tuxedo on. He doesn't just help me. Doesn't he even fall into that trash can? Well, he did that because of the Idris Elba. Yep. And his memorizing. Did he take it away from it No, because he fell into a trap. No, he didn't fall into it He jumped into it because Idris Elba.

Nate Day: now that Thank you.

Chris: Thank you.

Nate Day: Did the thing with his eyes and like convinced him to feast more.

Chris: Did the thing with his eyes and like convinced him to feast more.

Nate Day: he was gluttonous.

Chris: No, I, for the first time potentially in my life, 100% agree with Ariel.

Nate Day: I've heard. I've heard. I've heard something life. 100% agree with you.

Chris: Okay, what's the question?

Nate Day: I don't, did we disagree? Is he fat because he's not okay?

Chris: Is he fat because he's not It's not, it's not that.

Nate Day: It's not that he inside, outside, or is he?

Chris: She's putting out a closet. and Outside or is he?

Nate Day: I'm not questioning why he's fat.

Chris: I'm not questioning why he's fat.

Nate Day: I'm saying the size doesn't match up for his scenario.

Chris: I'm saying the size doesn't match up for his scenario. Okay. i Agreed. So also why is he fat if he's indoor outdoor?

Nate Day: Okay. also why is of he fat because he's a bitch? thats

Chris: That's it his whole best same the thing.

Nate Day: His whole character doesn't make sense. That's a good point.

Chris: That's a good point.

Nate Day: but Moving on.

Chris: A big pause.

Nate Day: yeah I, point i can that's what I said.

Chris: Yeah, she finally made a good point. Well, his whole air is like, he's like spoiled, kind of.

Nate Day: His whole is like, he's like spoiled kind of. But what kind of worked to me is I almost brought this up earlier when he wasn't the right time, was that he was, he was kind of pompous.

Chris: But what kind of urged me is, I almost brought this up earlier when it wasn't the right time, was that he was He was kind of pompous and kind of spoiled.

Nate Day: Yes. Spoiled. Yeah.

Chris: yeah And then once he got catnapped by Mr.

Nate Day: And then once he got catnapped by Mr.

Chris: McCavity.

Nate Day: Cutie Patootie. McCaffity. McCaffity. McCaffity. We've never heard from him.

Chris: We never heard from him again.

Nate Day: Well, he was on the ship.

Chris: Well, he was on the show.

Nate Day: We saw him later.

Chris: We saw him later.

Nate Day: He was on the ship.

Chris: it was Rachel McAdams.

Nate Day: Maybe that's why they don't like Jennifer Hudson is because she has the only real claim to being killed.

Chris: Maybe that's why they don't... Stop saying Rachel McAdams. She has the only real claim to being... But he was...

Nate Day: And the rest of them are are fake babies.

Chris: Oh, I like that read. Yeah. Yeah.

Nate Day: Ooh. Oh, I love that. She had a miserable life and the rest of them are like, oh, oh my life is so bad. and Like she deserves...

Chris: Like, she deserves...

Nate Day: Because they're all trying to...

Chris: She was the only one that was deserving.

Nate Day: The movie is that they introduce themselves until they kill somebody, right?

Chris: The only thing is that they introduce themselves until they kill somebody, right?

Nate Day: Still, that's true.

Chris: Still disagree with that, but okay.

Nate Day: And they they can only kill Jennifer Hudson because she's the only one that has bad life.

Chris: And they can only kill Jen Hudson because she's the only one who has a bad life.

Nate Day: The only one that's deserving, can we say it that way?

Chris: the only one that's deserving can we say it that way because that's how damn judy dench said it and she's perfect who was 85 at the filming of this by the way incredible yeah the saint best m we ever had too love her what's the next uh um oh yeah this is not a portion of

Nate Day: Because that's how big Julie Dinch said it. She's perfect. Who was 85 as a film in Memphis, by the way? Incredible. Yeah. Best film we ever had, too.

Nate Day: What's the next point slash question? Um, oh yeah, the size is not proportional.

Chris: oh yeah it amazing is not proportional no i'm my way it is not like that all but it's tough The sizing is not proportional.

Nate Day: Oh, wait, I think I made some notes about did not like that at all. The sizing is not proportional. The sizing of the cat, yes.

Chris: They're holding a book like this, but suddenly ring fits over.

Nate Day: They're holding a book like this, but suddenly one... One can fit into a ring?

Chris: It was not consistent at all.

Nate Day: It was not distant at all.

Chris: like It was fun to look at because at most times it like felt accurate.

Nate Day: Like, it was fun to look at because at most times it, like, fell accurately, kind of like, oh, like, they're, like, the size of this water bottle, but then they do the size.

Chris: like kind of like like They're like the size of this water bottle, but then they'd be the size of yeah this glass.

Nate Day: this glass and then this can i suggest something along those lines actually that's come up for nate and because i i read book very differently when i know we are discussing it for the podcast especially if it's a book i wouldn't have otherwise read and do you think you two in particular not you would have read into that aspect this much not knowing

Chris: And then this Can I suggest something along those lines, actually, that's come up for Nate and I? Because i I read books very differently when I know we are discussing it for the podcast, especially if it's a book I wouldn't have otherwise read.

Chris: Do you think you two in particular, not you, would have read into that aspect this much, not knowing we were going to record and discuss this?

Nate Day: we were going to report and discuss it. Yeah.

Chris: Yeah.

Nate Day: The sizing.

Chris: The sizing?

Nate Day: Yes.

Chris: Yes.

Nate Day: Yeah.

Chris: Yeah. You think so?

Nate Day: It was inconsistent.

Chris: It was inconsistent.

Nate Day: Okay.

Chris: Okay.

Nate Day: Yeah. And it's like you as an art,

Chris: All right. No, that's fine. That's a fine answer. It was a visual.

Nate Day: and it's like

Chris: And it's like you, as an art director, like you have to keep that consistent.

Nate Day: you as an art director like you have keep that consistent yeah like the bar was so much bigger than the bed that the twins were in yeah the pillows were twice the size of the cats but they were still half the length of the bed right yeah yeah pearl nu girl is okay on me as big as what my pupil or my nostril or like the full of my ear and then on the cat it's like as

Chris: Yeah. Like the bar was so much bigger than the bed. Even though it's like, and yeah, yeah you in my system yeah have in one setting the pearls yeah the pearl necklace a pearl is okay on me as big as what my pupil or my nostril or like the hole in my ear and then on the cat it's like as bigger than am i playing that game again that're playing a pearl the size of the hole of her ear or are you saying whole h-o-l-e not w-h-o-l-e

Nate Day: bigger than your damn I playing that game again that we're playing. A pearl the size of the whole of her ear. Or are you saying the whole H-O-L-E, not W-H-O-L-E?

Nate Day: H-O-L-E.

Chris: H-O-L-E.

Nate Day: That's a good question.

Chris: Oh, that's a good question.

Nate Day: I guess I didn't realize that.

Chris: yeah It's a lexical ambiguity.

Nate Day: a less than big U-E.

Chris: My eardrum.

Nate Day: I knew what you meant. A pea.

Chris: A pearl the size of pea.

Nate Day: A pearl the size of pea. And on the cat, it was like...

Chris: And on the cat, it was like... Just a regular necklace.

Nate Day: Enormo.

Chris: Enormous.

Nate Day: It's big.

Chris: This big...

Nate Day: And then...

Chris: And then on a real cat, a A pearl would be the same size.

Nate Day: real pat Tune into YouTube for the video. It would be the same size. would be the size of girl.

Chris: It'd be the size of a pearl. So in the, but in the movie, yeah it was like giant on her neck.

Nate Day: But in the movie, yeah it was like giant on her neck.

Chris: and So it was like stuff like that.

Nate Day: So it was like stuff like that Yes, I agree.

Chris: Yes, I agree.

Nate Day: Yes, it was wildly inconsistent.

Chris: Yes. It was that what i for me, a visual person.

Nate Day: for me It took away from actually watching.

Chris: sin He could hold a stick in his hand, but he couldn't like.

Nate Day: He could hold a stake in his hand, but he couldn't. Like get in a trash can was too big.

Chris: get in the trash can was too big.

Nate Day: Yeah.

Chris: Yeah.

Nate Day: That whole over a prime girl was like the size of the cat's chest.

Chris: That whole four rib prime roast was like the size of the cat's chest.

Nate Day: Yeah.

Chris: Yeah.

Nate Day: I'm sorry.

Chris: I'm sorry. we thank you And that's a tiny that's a tiny prime rib.

Nate Day: Oh, and that's tiny that's a tiny prime rip, if it was the size of it.

Chris: It was the size of the- That makes no sense all.

Nate Day: He did not have a big, strong chest.

Chris: It's not a big strong chest.

Nate Day: Yeah, watching the movie I kept in my mind, I'm gonna be like, how big is four rips?

Chris: Yeah. Watching the movie, I kept in my mind having to be like, how big is- four ribs it's like this big that's like a cat that's what that's like that's male it's like the same size of a cat so like whatever i mean they were in england that's a whole 11 years over there haven many already you have to they' in but no we should yeah i just want to i just want note that it was

Nate Day: Like this big? That's a whole, it's like state-sized cat. So, like, happened? What is it? new name I don't know, I think we're just going on.

Nate Day: How many more do you have? Because we're going to play Smash or Pass. Also, I just want to note that it was overtly sexual.

Chris: overtly sexual

Nate Day: Yes, fun fact about the film production.

Chris: um mean yes fun fact about the film production, there are rumors, this has not been confirmed by the director.

Nate Day: There are rumors, this has not been confirmed by the director. yeah There are rumors that there was what is now known as the butthole cut, which included visible anuses on the cats.

Chris: Cat orgy. There are rumors that there was what is now known as the butthole cut, which included visible anuses on the cats.

Nate Day: Does that fly on Spotify?

Chris: Does that fly on Spotify?

Nate Day: Can you say that?

Chris: Can you say it?

Nate Day: Anuses?

Chris: Anuses?

Nate Day: Yeah.

Chris: Yeah. Given what else we've said, it'd be crazy if it's...

Nate Day: Is it A9? Is it? i don't know.

Chris: I don't know. Here's the plural of anuses.

Nate Day: i'm not a

Chris: I'm not a linguistic anus.

Nate Day: linguistic

Chris: No, I think she might be right.

Nate Day: Qualifier.

Chris: It could be anus eye.

Nate Day: Let me go correct you on that.

Chris: Let me go. argue you yeah

Nate Day: Anyway.

Chris: Anyway.

Nate Day: Yeah, is it anuses or an eyes?

Chris: I'm checking right now.

Nate Day: Since the release of this movie and the sort of like advent of that rumor, people have been calling for the release of the butthole cut.

Chris: Since the release of this movie and the sort of like advent of that rumor, people have been calling for the release of the button.

Nate Day: No, also I want to know, do they bleach their buttholes?

Chris: No, also i want to know, but is that real?

Nate Day: Do we do what?

Chris: do Do they bleach their buttholes?

Nate Day: Do they bleach their buttholes for it then?

Chris: for it Well, they're cats.

Nate Day: Yeah, but they're human cats.

Chris: They're human cats.

Nate Day: Confirmed.

Chris: Confirmed.

Nate Day: They can be either anuses or anuses.

Chris: Can be either anuses or ani.

Nate Day: Oh. I'm so sorry to my co-workers that are listening to this.

Chris: I'm so sorry to my fellow workers that are listening to this.

Nate Day: I'm not.

Chris: I'm not.

Nate Day: Yeah, that's right.

Chris: that tracks. Because we all learned something.

Nate Day: You're welcome.

Chris: We've all been wondering that question forever.

Nate Day: and wondering next I've been dying to ask that.

Chris: And now we know the proper plural version

Nate Day: proper well push

Chris: of

Nate Day: Are we ready to play cats to last your pass?

Chris: Are we ready to play Gas Smash for Fast?

Nate Day: Yeah, but I do think Jason Drupal bleaches his butthole.

Chris: Yeah. How do you think Jason's in a little bleaching his butthole?

Nate Day: Can we do it?

Chris: Can we do it?

Nate Day: Can we do it in poem order?

Chris: Can we do it in poem order?

Nate Day: Emily Eichelter- Poem David Plylar- Oh, You please go.

Chris: home Oh, yeah yes. can You please go.

Nate Day: Emily Eichelter- Can I get a picture of the cats kissing?

Chris: Okay. Why am I the only one drinking?

Nate Day: David Plylar- Yeah, we're holding it up.

Chris: Yeah, we're pulling it up.

Nate Day: No, I have them too.

Chris: No, I have been too.

Nate Day: I think it's very funny that you're going to read them.

Chris: I think it's very funny that Ariel's been ducking off. um So which, 2019, so just so we're standardizing, 2019 cast of cats.

Nate Day: David Plylar- which 2019, so just so we're standardized, 2019 cast of cats. Emily Eichelter- Yeah, correct.

Chris: Yeah, correct.

Nate Day: But in the order of you, that you're going read them.

Chris: But in the order that you're going to read them. Yep.

Nate Day: But in cat form, right?

Chris: But in cat form, right?

Nate Day: Yeah, you gotta delete those.

Chris: Or in regular form.

Nate Day: Or in regular form. Oh, we got it.

Chris: Oh, we got to scrub our histories after this.

Nate Day: You can't delete my history if I ever die. yeah Because there's hour of death.

Chris: yeah I know, we're surprised you're not on that.

Nate Day: That's embarrassing.

Chris: Imposter, or what's it called?

Nate Day: Yeah. i won' I won't let you be embarrassed like that.

Chris: Imposter. Imposter. Imposter. Deeds into butthole.

Nate Day: Jason Derulo, cat. Smash our past. My family's like, what? Jason Derulo bleaches butthole. Cat?

Chris: jason gulo bleaches cats spot whole question mark yeah

Nate Day: Jason Derulo bleaches cat's butthole question work yeah question mark sallo That's a question we need to get down to the bottom of.

Chris: But question marks spelled out. That's the quash of me to get down to the bottom of it.

Nate Day: It's not really.

Chris: These are just all the Taylor Swift.

Nate Day: All right, Jennifer Hudson.

Chris: See, that's the original.

Nate Day: He's going to ruin it.

Chris: true scenario you win your one motion back and you know Okay, wait.

Nate Day: Stop calling her Shirley because going to freak me out when I say this.

Chris: Are you ready to Google quickly?

Nate Day: Yeah, you have to like read the names.

Chris: Yeah, you have to like read the Yep, okay.

Nate Day: Yep. Okay. Are we ready?

Chris: Are we ready?

Nate Day: Yes.

Chris: what midwe Okay.

Nate Day: Okay. Smash or pass. We're going look them up. But make sure you're in 29 each time.

Chris: but make sure you're including twenty nineteen each time yeah so just type nope

Nate Day: Yeah. So just type, nope. it everything that just what you're typing

Chris: Everything I just typed, but you're typing the a name that I say after.

Nate Day: i say yeah

Chris: 2019 cast of cats.

Nate Day: old john

Chris: Old Grumby cat.

Nate Day: old gumpy that's even coming right 2019 this is rebel wilson's cat old gumpy okay wait that her skin's off either way pass yeah i' i'm also gonna pass smash why because her skin comes off

Chris: Old Gumby cat, excuse me. That's Ethan Killen, right? Nope. This is Rebel Wilson's cat. Old Gumby. Okay, start at Ariel and we go in a circle. Wait, that her skin's off.

Chris: Either way, pass. Yeah, I'm also gonna bash. Smash. Why? Because her skin comes off and she turns into glittery...

Nate Day: Okay, Buffalo Bill. Jesus Christ. Nobody wronged the ocean earlier.

Chris: Next! Growl tiger.

Nate Day: Growl tiger?

Chris: Growl tiger?

Nate Day: One word.

Chris: Yep. One word.

Nate Day: know that one.

Chris: i know that one.

Nate Day: Okay, well, I'm doing two words.

Chris: don

Nate Day: Is it the old guy on the boat?

Chris: Is it the old guy on the boat?

Nate Day: No, I think growl.

Chris: No, I think growl...

Nate Day: He is.

Chris: He is... I think he is the...

Nate Day: I think he is. oh yes

Chris: Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Nate Day: Oh, yes. Well, fully passed.

Chris: We need to do all.

Nate Day: The one that looked like...

Chris: The one that looked like...

Nate Day: Oh, there's a musical...

Chris: Oh, there's a musical...

Nate Day: Cats musical...

Chris: Cat's musical... It's random.

Nate Day: Fandom. Growl Tiger's the one that's on Ron Perlman.

Chris: Growl Tiger is the one that looked like Ron Perlman.

Nate Day: Why they it like that? What?

Chris: What?

Nate Day: He doesn't. But, uh, pass for sure, right?

Chris: right I would pass on this one.

Nate Day: I would pass on this one. Chris just has a man crush on Ron Perlman, so anybody over the age 55 looks like Ron Perlman.

Chris: Chris just has a man crush on Ron Perlman, so anybody over there 55 looks like Ron Perlman. um growl tiger ray winston he was the grouchy one wait no no no no you guys never oh he sang one quick little song on the pirate's boat yeah

Nate Day: Um, Growl Tiger? Ray Winston. He was the grouchy one. Wait, no, no, no, you guys never did pick that up for us. Oh, he sang one quick little song on the pirate's boat. Yeah.

Nate Day: pass because he definitely has some disease exactly age for me looks right good he has a nice boy okay the rum tum tiger

Chris: Pass, because he definitely has some disease. That's a smash for me. It looks real good. He has a nice voice. It definitely would have seduced me. The rum-tum-tiger.

Nate Day: Oh, that's Jason Derulo cat.

Chris: Oh, that's... Smash.

Nate Day: You love, you you f freaking get down Jason Derulo cat.

Chris: Incredible. smash he's charming think he's charming but you know

Nate Day: He's charming, but you know there's going be something that you can't get rid of antibiotics.

Chris: There's gonna be something that you can't that's a hard pass. and by please honey The issue for me here was his wild, upset with milk.

Nate Day: The issue for me here was wild obsess with milk

Chris: Oh my god. I remember him drinking the milk.

Nate Day: Oh yeah. I'm not about that.

Chris: No, milk is gross.

Nate Day: No, the milk was gross.

Chris: He drank that milk. And the whole thought the world is gonna change yeah too much.

Nate Day: And the whole thought the world was gonna change thing too much. I can't do it.

Chris: i can't yeah I'm gonna have to pass my son as well.

Nate Day: I'm gonna have to pass on this one as well. I think I have to find one.

Chris: Alright.

Nate Day: I don't know what that means.

Chris: The entirety of the Jellicles chorus line.

Nate Day: Like a gangbang?

Chris: So like all 15 of them at once.

Nate Day: the course like a gang gang

Chris: That's the chorus. Like a game thing? Yeah, obviously.

Nate Day: Well, yeah, pass 15 cats.

Chris: Pass. Yeah, pass. 15 cats?

Nate Day: I don't really care how hot they are.

Chris: I don't really care about that. Smash.

Nate Day: So furry.

Chris: So furry.

Nate Day: Chris, Chris did like this movie.

Chris: Chris pri did like this.

Nate Day: Quite warm. Yeah. Quite warm.

Chris: Quite warm. warm?

Nate Day: I'm including Victoria.

Chris: I'm including Victoria in that. Lord. Lord.

Nate Day: Okay. But I feel like the whole angelical scene was the entire cast of cats.

Chris: The cool angelical scene was the entire cast of cats.

Nate Day: Mine is like four.

Chris: Mine is like four.

Nate Day: Yeah.

Chris: Yeah.

Nate Day: The opening scene.

Chris: That opens it?

Nate Day: Yes. Yeah.

Chris: Yeah, that's why I said 15 cats.

Nate Day: Yeah. That's why I 15 cats. Yeah, I guess pass.

Chris: Yeah, I guess I feel like that was a weird choice for you to say.

Nate Day: I feel like that was a weird choice for you to say. But I said I'm going to order the calls.

Chris: I said I'm going in order of the poems.

Nate Day: Okay. All right.

Chris: Okay, who's next? Because I'm ready to move on from that question.

Nate Day: I'm going to say pass as well. All right.

Chris: right This one's a duo.

Nate Day: This one's a duo. Mungo, Jerry, and...

Chris: Mungo, Jerry, and Rumpel, Taser.

Nate Day: I'm not talking. Mungo?

Chris: months ago

Nate Day: They don't know how to spell Mungo, Jerry.

Chris: so They don't know how to spell Mungo or Jared. M-U-N-G-O-J-E-R-R-I-E.

Nate Day: N-U-N-G-O-J-E-R-R-I-E. And...

Chris: Rumpelteaser.

Nate Day: Are you in the twins?

Chris: R-U-N-P-E-L-P-E.

Nate Day: No, pass. Pass. Pass. Because they have blue eyes and it didn't really match. And it was one of those uncanny valley moments where really got freaked out.

Chris: Pass.

Nate Day: Pass. Pass because they are so like these.

Chris: pass because they are siblings

Nate Day: I didn't say at the same time.

Chris: i didn't say at the same time

Nate Day: What? Because it's there.

Nate Day: They're calico, so they're cute.

Chris: They're calico. They come as a pair. Or sorry, they're tortoises.

Nate Day: Or sorry, they're tortoises. So they're cute, but no.

Chris: They're cute, but no.

Nate Day: they like their blue eyes make it too human, too anthropomorphic.

Chris: they blue like their blue eyes make it too human, too anthropomorphic. I see.

Nate Day: They're kind of like they're kind of ah sadistic.

Chris: Like, they're kind of sadistic.

Nate Day: You know when you're like, you can't?

Chris: You know when you're like, you can't take.

Nate Day: Yeah. yeah you know and they took but There was no accountability.

Chris: You know when you want to adopt. There was no accountability.

Nate Day: They were sadistic.

Chris: They were sadistic.

Nate Day: They kind of have antisocial personalities.

Chris: This is smash of cats, not move out of it.

Nate Day: yeah I mean, that's my type, but no.

Chris: I mean, that's my type, but no.

Nate Day: you know

Chris: You know when you want to adopt one cat, they're like, sorry, you can't have it without its siblings physically attached to it.

Nate Day: I'm growing. I'm feeling. yeah I'm sure Freud would love that.

Chris: I'm sure Paul would love that. They're siblings, and if you want to fuck siblings, go Yeah, what's it called?

Nate Day: play Yeah, what's that called? Eskimo sisters?

Chris: Eskimo? Sister?

Nate Day: Brothers?

Chris: It's more than that.

Nate Day: Yeah, that too. or it

Chris: It's more than that. Yeah.

Nate Day: yeah that too

Chris: Mickey's in common. Mickey's in common?

Nate Day: Pinky's Uncommon? Go move on to the next cat.

Chris: Okay, go move on to the next cat.

Nate Day: We're a running way over.

Chris: We're like running way over.

Nate Day: I don't get that.

Chris: Anyway, the twins are a smash for me.

Nate Day: Okay. Old Deuteronom.

Chris: um Old Deuteronomy.

Nate Day: Who hasn't been a smash, actually?

Chris: Who hasn't been a smash, actually? bold Old Gumby Cat.

Nate Day: Old Deuteronom.

Chris: Old Deuteronomy.

Nate Day: don't know what to spell. That is in Judea.

Chris: It's Dame Judi Dench. Pass.

Nate Day: Oh, do you want to what?

Chris: Do you want to what?

Nate Day: you know what Actually?

Chris: You know what? Actually?

Nate Day: with that With those shoulder pads?

Chris: With those shoulder pads?

Nate Day: I'm going to smash that.

Chris: I'm going to smash that.

Nate Day: Sure.

Chris: Sure.

Nate Day: I'm going to smash that.

Chris: I'm going smash that.

Nate Day: Based purely on the fact that I haven't said smash yet, I'll smash.

Chris: Based purely on the fact that... you that I haven't said smash yet. No, I would accept that because comforting, strong, bold, confidence.

Nate Day: No, I would smash that because comforting, strong, bold, confident. Experience.

Chris: Experience.

Nate Day: Experience.

Chris: Experience. but I can respect that.

Nate Day: This is a giver, Okay.

Chris: Miss is a giver. Okay. 100%.

Nate Day: Smash.

Chris: Miss Doffoli.

Nate Day: Smash.

Chris: I know. it's giving It's giving lesbian, honestly.

Nate Day: It's giving lesbian, honestly. Yeah.

Chris: Yeah. Old lesbian.

Nate Day: She's an eater.

Chris: She's an eater.

Nate Day: Yeah.

Chris: Yeah. She's going to take care of you for sure.

Nate Day: It's a teacher. For sure. And we already know gave her.

Chris: And we already know she's a giver.

Nate Day: Why do we know that?

Chris: She gave out the Jellicle cat thing.

Nate Day: but She gave up the gel phone. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Chris: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Nate Day: I don't know how to spell Mistoffelees.

Chris: don't know how to spell Mistoffelees. out J-Hugs.

Nate Day: Wait, is it hard to spell?

Chris: Wait, Jellicle?

Nate Day: You're like, wait, I got this Nissan 2025.

Chris: Jellicle from Cass?

Nate Day: The brand.

Chris: The brand. i have no idea.

Nate Day: You guys like the 2019 catalog of Mistoffelees?

Chris: like this doesn't calendar like was go my start heres I think was

Nate Day: ATS review. The catalog. james for

Chris: james corton

Nate Day: James Gordon cat?

Chris: James Gordicott?

Nate Day: No, pass.

Chris: No, Pass.

Nate Day: No, Missopoli's the most- Oh, Missopoli's the most- Hard pass to be chosen.

Chris: No, Mistoffelees is the magician. is the magician. Hard pass because magician.

Nate Day: Oh, you mean musician?

Chris: Is Robert...

Nate Day: I'm just kidding.

Chris: But Mistoffelees is Donald Robertson.

Nate Day: But Missopoli's the dumb Robert's man, but his home man.

Chris: Who's called him?

Nate Day: He looks like a bitch, and I don't want i don't want to smash that.

Chris: He looks like a bitch. Pass.

Nate Day: So pass.

Chris: Pass.

Nate Day: Yeah, that's a full pass.

Chris: That's a full pass.

Nate Day: I think one might be the first full pass.

Chris: I think that might be the first full pass. Too shy. That's a full pass. Too shy. Macavity...

Nate Day: Macavity? Macavity? Oh, sure.

Chris: no question oh that's a smash yeah that's those ever really nice yep oh look at him go you already want to tell the Catholic what to do he already knows he already knows he also seems like the only cat that foreign likes himself yeah and the fair oh he's comfortable with himself yeah well actually not really because When he doesn't get a award from old...

Nate Day: That's a smash. Yeah. That's a smash. you know Do want to know what? You don't even need to tell McAvity what to do. You already know. He also seems like the only cat that kind of likes himself.

Nate Day: You know what I mean? there're Oh, he's comfortable in himself. yeah Well, actually, not really, because when he doesn't get the cat award from old...

Nate Day: Right, to be killed. Yeah.

Chris: Still don't think it's being killed.

Nate Day: don't think But he's still, he's like, I will be chosen.

Chris: But he's still like, I will be chosen.

Nate Day: So he wants to prove himself.

Chris: He wants to prove himself.

Nate Day: Oh.

Chris: Oh, so he's eager.

Nate Day: Yeah.

Chris: Yeah.

Nate Day: Yeah.

Chris: yeah We can request it like that.

Nate Day: We can twist it like that. For sure.

Chris: We can request eager.

Nate Day: And it's magic.

Chris: any the ad like with their manate That's still something for fashion.

Nate Day: Like literally magic. Yeah. it still better or Better than the magician.

Chris: He is a magic stick.

Nate Day: He has the magic stick. that don't make it.

Chris: Nate might be back This is suspension of disbelief right here.

Nate Day: I just like, well like, speciality conversation. Yeah, this is weird. This is where the suspension is moving for it.

Chris: Oh, Gus.

Nate Day: Oh, what? Hard smash. Hard smash.

Chris: Gus.

Nate Day: Oh, McKellen? Yeah, but I feel like less smash and more like, I just want to make sure that counts okay.

Chris: Sir and Michelle. less he smash and more like that's a cuddle. yeah That's a cuddle. Yeah, it's like make him pee if I'm like...

Nate Day: Yeah. He had, like, a hard life. He was exploited his whole life. I know.

Chris: I know.

Nate Day: But I would have to be aware of him home.

Chris: But I would ask him to wear the Gandalf hat.

Nate Day: Wrong franchise.

Chris: Well, you can't cross worlds.

Nate Day: Wrong franchise. Yeah, why not?

Chris: Why not?

Nate Day: This is Gus!

Chris: We're having sex with a cat.

Nate Day: This is Gus!

Chris: This is Gus.

Nate Day: When you yeah say it like that, I'm like really not into this game.

Chris: When you say it like that, I'm like really out of the guess.

Nate Day: I'm gonna pass them.

Chris: Gus is a cat.

Nate Day: I take back every Smash.

Chris: I take like every smash.

Nate Day: Bustifer Jones had about that.

Chris: Bustopher Jones, the cat about town.

Nate Day: Which one is that?

Chris: Who the fuck is that?

Nate Day: Who the fuck that? I think that was Beasley.

Chris: I think that was T-Swift.

Nate Day: No, her name was...

Chris: No. How's the name of Bustopher?

Nate Day: Also, the name is Bustifer? That's...

Chris: That's James Corden.

Nate Day: um Oh, that's... The name is Corbin.

Chris: James Corden.

Nate Day: Okay.

Chris: Yeah, bust of her. a we want one No, pass, pass, pass.

Nate Day: with a

Chris: Wait, but why? Because he's self-indulgent and he's agree in...

Nate Day: open three Um, I think just this...

Chris: Agreed. I think all these really like...

Nate Day: like you look No, that's so gross.

Chris: I think so. that' fire Yeah, the bow ties have been...

Nate Day: No, no, no, no, no. I feel like he would he would be sweaty.

Chris: I feel like he be...

Nate Day: Like, if you were on top, he his face would do little sweaty pores.

Chris: If you were on top His face would do a little sweaty pores.

Nate Day: You know what I mean?

Chris: You know what mean about the upper lip?

Nate Day: With, like, the upper lip. Yup.

Chris: Yup.

Nate Day: That's gross.

Chris: That's gross.

Nate Day: So I would pass.

Chris: I think there would be fish skeletons in his folds.

Nate Day: At least a chicken wing.

Chris: At least in chicken wings. No, Bustopher's a hard pass.

Nate Day: No, Busty, it's a hard pass. Yeah, no, it's a hard pass.

Chris: Yeah, no, it's a hard pass.

Nate Day: Skimble Shanks.

Chris: Skimble shanks, Conor McGregor.

Nate Day: No, that mustache was creepy as fuck.

Chris: No, that mustache was creepy as fuck.

Nate Day: Skimble Shanks.

Chris: Skimble shanks. Yeah, but the tap dancing.

Nate Day: Yeah, he's a cook on his feet.

Chris: That's pretty stair with dogs.

Nate Day: That doesn't really...

Chris: That doesn't really...

Nate Day: yeah nimbble it

Chris: Nimbling.

Nate Day: you know neat

Chris: You don't need thumbs when you got paws like that.

Nate Day: I think I don't... Do you want to know what?

Chris: I think I know. Do you want to know what?

Nate Day: That's a fucking smash.

Chris: That's a fucking smash. Smash.

Nate Day: That's a smash.

Chris: That's smash. He's got rhythm.

Nate Day: Yup.

Chris: Yep.

Nate Day: Do you want to Nope.

Chris: He's got rhythm. He's not afraid to go on the train tracks. Who can ask for anything more?

Nate Day: the g cat fox.

Chris: This cat fox.

Nate Day: This cat fox.

Chris: This cat fox.

Nate Day: Hands down.

Chris: Hands down.

Nate Day: Morgan, the commissary.

Chris: Morgan, the commissaire.

Nate Day: What? That's not what remember. what's that?

Chris: Yeah, who is that?

Nate Day: Morgan, the commissary.

Chris: Morgan, the commissary.

Nate Day: I think there's a combination of a couple of these that may know these guys.

Chris: I think there's a combination of a couple of these that made up T-Swifts.

Nate Day: Oh, she's cute.

Chris: Morgan. Oh, she's cute.

Nate Day: That's the...

Chris: That's the...

Nate Day: new script Oh, who was that?

Chris: who is they No, not in the movie.

Nate Day: One of the twins? Oh, that's C-S-F.

Chris: Commissionaire. M-M-I-S-S-I-O-N-A-I-R-E.

Nate Day: m m

Chris: m m i s s i o n a i r e

Nate Day: a o and a i r ye

Chris: yeah that's oh that's t swift no pass because i fucking hate her smash hold on in a second i'm looking at taylor swift's character name right now because just can't believe it one second i know i would kind of smash her because she kind of killed it in that role i had that weird nicotine dream about her and i just can't get over it what and they made her boobs bigger in kathy well i think she had a breast augmentation i think she's a c-cup now

Nate Day: so he square No. Pass. Because I fucking hate her. Pass. Hold on a second. I'm looking up Taylor Swift's character name right now because I just don't believe it for one second.

Nate Day: I know. I would smash her. I would have kind of killed it in that role. that weird dream about her and just made it over it. You made a joke? I agree. Well, I think she got a breast augmentation. I think she's a C cup now.

Nate Day: Okay.

Chris: I wasn't going to kiss your cheek just then.

Nate Day: No, I think she's a C cup.

Chris: I moved into last. At you not to kiss your cheek.

Nate Day: What year was this 2018?

Chris: Yeah, so I was going to kiss your cheek.

Nate Day: yes i was eighteen Yeah, actually have 100 acres.

Chris: What nicotine dream?

Nate Day: What nicotine dream? When I first got on the patches in Colorado, remember?

Chris: is that? When I first got on the patches in Colorado, remember?

Nate Day: And I had sex dream about a 19-foot tall Taylor Swift.

Chris: And I had a sex dream about a 19-foot tall Taylor Swift. Oh, I should write that.

Nate Day: Oh, I do remember that. She played Bumble Arena.

Chris: I should write Bumble Arena. Oh, not in the book.

Nate Day: Bumble Arena.

Chris: Okay.

Nate Day: Okay.

Chris: okay So her, Jennifer Hudson, and like Tiny White Cat weren't in the book.

Nate Day: So her, Jennifer Hudson, and Tiny White Cat were in the book.

Chris: He's like that in the inter-boost thing.

Nate Day: Tiny White Cat?

Chris: Tiny White Cat is in the book?

Nate Day: Was it in the book?

Chris: Not at all.

Nate Day: They made her character up

Chris: They made her character up entirely.

Nate Day: So then who was like the- i believe I believe on stage there is no main character.

Chris: So in how long is like... That's why I brought us a jelly cat. He saves their as nothing.

Nate Day: I think that tiny white cat's like a corpse member in the stage that they brought forward.

Chris: I think that kind with that... Oh, no, in my dream, I was confused trying to climb her legs.

Nate Day: But then Jennifer Hudson- What the fuck?

Chris: But then Jennifer Hudson... Also not in the book.

Nate Day: Okay, I'm even more confused.

Chris: That was the last character.

Nate Day: Why are they adding more cats?

Chris: i ran your cats Right.

Nate Day: To give it plot.

Chris: to And applaud.

Nate Day: All right, I think you were watching.

Chris: And thank you for watching Cats the Musical smash.

Nate Day: Because there was no cat-y blood. Musical smash.

Chris: All past.

Nate Day: All past.

Chris: Anyway, thank you for joining us for our conversation about...

Nate Day: Anyway, thank you for joining us for our conversation about cats.

Chris: cats. Yeah.

Nate Day: Let me see.

Chris: We, we, uh, let me see that.

Nate Day: Did I write down what we're doing next?

Chris: i Right now while we're doing this.

Nate Day: ah oh Up next, we'll be doing a very fun title, The Devil Wears Prada by Lauren Weisberger, potentially with a friend.

Chris: Oh, next we'll be doing a very fun title, The Devil Wears Pride, and Lauren Weisberger, potentially with a friend.

Nate Day: i Isn't Anne Hathaway in that one?

Chris: Isn't it in halfway in that one?

Nate Day: Yeah.

Chris: Yeah.

Nate Day: She's so cute.

Chris: She's so cute.

Nate Day: With a film directed by David Frankel.

Chris: With the film directed by David Frankel.

Nate Day: Thank you for joining us.

Chris: Thank you for joining us.

Nate Day: We look forward to our next conversation.

Chris: We look forward to our next conversation.

Nate Day: Bye.

Chris: Bye!

Nate Day: What did you do?

Chris: Ciao.

Nate Day: I went, no, I did the head thing.

Chris: I would, no, I did the head thing.

Nate Day: You took my sign off.

Chris: You took my sign off.

Nate Day: Just say it again, Chris.

Chris: Just say it

Nate Day: Bye.

Chris: Bye.