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Ep. 5 - All About The 415
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BAY AREAAAA! On this week's episode, we kick off the convo talking about sports in the Bay, the modernization of professional sports and the reopening of Alcatraz?!
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Transcript
Introduction and Medication Woes
00:00:12
Speaker
Welcome back to Fuck You Boomer. My name is Michaela. I am the co-host and I'm here with my co-host, my grandfather, Papa Dennis. Hi there, everybody. Hello, hello. Hello.
00:00:24
Speaker
How are you doing today, Papa? I'm doing really well today. Yeah? Except for... My medication is supposed to come in the mail. And I got another notice on my email saying, guess what?
00:00:36
Speaker
ah It's been held up. you got to get more information from your doctor to make sure you can get that device and get those individual things that you're going to pop onto your arm. all the rest Oh, so you're you're getting prescribed those indefinitely, huh?
00:00:50
Speaker
Well, as of right now, yeah, we're going to try it out until we find out that I can get my glycerin and get my sugar content down a little bit in the blood. Because when I was talking to my end chronologist, it was really interesting that it seems like I'm starting at a level around 180 all the time. Even when I do cut my sugar intake down, it has to really, the body has to adjust all the way down over a period of weeks sometime to get back down little When I'm at rest and sleeping, it should be running around between 130 to 150. Instead, it's running it's running like up to It's like, no no, no, that's not right.
00:01:32
Speaker
so And it isn't the machine itself or the reader. It has to do with my body. It's got to get down. And so the individual stuff that you're using to help you in the long run, I'm probably going to get prescribed by the doctor. I talked to her about it, about all that stuff. So we're looking at being, okay, needle buddies.
00:01:50
Speaker
Woo-hoo!
Pharmaceutical Rivalries
00:01:51
Speaker
Now you probably will get Wagovi, which Mangiorno. Mangiorno just got...
00:02:01
Speaker
basically so handed the silver platter in the pharmaceutical world where they outbeat Lily in the Trisepatide Zetbound situation. So it's actually being recommended more than Zetbound.
00:02:15
Speaker
This is the whole conversation that I had with Daniel because he's all in that realm. um But do you want to know what some of the side effects are that I got to experience on my flight home from Dallas, Texas?
00:02:29
Speaker
Oh, it was It was so sexy. i woke up Sunday morning before we had to get a car back to the airport. And my so my upper stomach was just protruding.
00:02:43
Speaker
Like really so expanded with gas. Oh, wow. And it was because the night before we went to this really, really nice Italian restaurant after the wedding.
00:02:53
Speaker
And we were so hungry because like we didn't really eat all day at the wedding. It was just like yeah cocktail hour hors d'oeuvres so there wasn't really like hey fill up your plate and fill yourself up like fill yourself up so we and this was the most i actually gorged in a really long time o and so my body was just like hey you're filled all the way up here Now, because you also take this medicine, it's going to take a long time for it to digest.
00:03:25
Speaker
So then it starts creating all these gases, right? Yeah. so Were you burping big time up above? Oh, I was burping. But you don't understand.
00:03:37
Speaker
Trisepatide and all these GLP-1s and all that. Yeah. if you if If you, you know, we also drink, I also drink alcohol. And I haven't really been drinking like multiple beverages beverages in a day. I've only had like maybe two beers a week, right?
00:03:54
Speaker
yeah And so I had a cocktail, wine, a big thing of dinner. And then I wake up in the morning and then it
AI's Role in Baseball
00:04:04
Speaker
was like, holy shit, like this doesn't feel good.
00:04:08
Speaker
And I had to keep belching. And then I was like, oh my God, what's happening with me? And I... Dan was like, Michaela, this smells like rotten eggs.
00:04:19
Speaker
Oh, wow. And then I looked it up and it's a side effect. It's called like sulfuric dioxide that happens in your stomach. It's because of the delayed gastric emptying that happens.
00:04:30
Speaker
It can be a combination of things and that's mainly some of the the culprits that causes that. And on the flight home, even if I kept my mouth shut, it was coming out of my nose.
00:04:42
Speaker
Oh, no. I was hot boxing the plane and it smelled like rotten eggs.
00:04:53
Speaker
And people going, I want a private plane.
00:05:02
Speaker
yeah And Daniel has the window seat. I'm in the middle and there's a microphone girl sitting now next to me and she's sleeping. And then halfway through, she turns this way.
00:05:14
Speaker
I'm trying to breathe it into my jacket. I'm holding my breath. I'm trying to swallow it down instead of breathing out. And I'm like, Daniel, I don't i can't make it stop. And he he was like, Michaela, I'm going to kill you.
00:05:30
Speaker
he's like, it's hitting me in the teeth.
00:05:37
Speaker
He's like, do you need to get off that medication? And I was like, Well, well Okay. it's It was basically because of everything that happened. Yeah. the most part, when you're on a normal schedule on a normal day.
00:05:51
Speaker
oh yeah. No, I don't have this. you've had you've You've noticed that you're eating a lot less, right, overall? Oh, yeah. Yeah. And to give you an idea, I think I'm ahead of the game right now because you know what I just did?
00:06:02
Speaker
We had the salad with with the pork on top and stuff. You know, I barbecued the pork. It was only two small pieces and cut them up into small pieces, put on top of the salad. Okay. Okay. um I got to about more than halfway through it and I go, you know what? I'm kind of feeling I'm okay. I'm not super full, but I'm full enough.
00:06:21
Speaker
I put the shrink wrap over it, stuck it in the refrigerator. I'm done. I'm done until later on. If I'm hungry again, then I'll finish my salad. That's it. You know?
00:06:33
Speaker
That's it. And I think I'm i'm ahead of the game because in most part, I eat real slow now. And I notice when I eat slower, I'm trying to train myself to eat slower not because I'm not in a hurry to do it.
00:06:44
Speaker
No one's yelling at me, hurry up with lunch, you know finish up, got to do this, got to do that. No, that ain't my lifestyle anymore. And with that, it's like I'm really calm about a lot of things you know on that.
00:06:56
Speaker
I got enough stuff to be pissed off about, like five to three in the top of the ninth, right? Yeah, you frustrated giant fan. Yeah, exactly. Who just called into you, you know? So, and then win the game 14 to five in the 11th. Come on, man.
00:07:12
Speaker
Who does that? Nine runs. Nine runs. Nine runs. But the Cubs had a guy starting at second base too. Yeah. and that In the 10th and in the 11th, you know, and they couldn't get him home. But I mean, I looked at it and I'm going, hey.
00:07:26
Speaker
And then they couldn't get it home in the top of the 10th even start this, you know, this craziness in it in the eleventh So you look at this and you go, that's baseball. You know, it's nuts.
00:07:37
Speaker
It's crazy. So there's nothing that you can ever expect from the Giants that will ever be normal this year. Because there's going to be games that will lose, you know, in weird ways. There's going to be games are going to win. lot of things that happened on the homestand. Good example.
00:07:49
Speaker
Well, yeah. Us getting fucking swept by the Padres. Well, two game series. Yeah. Well, that was also dumb. Why two games? Well, yeah, there's another thing, too, about scheduling is getting really strange, too, and what they did.
00:08:02
Speaker
How do you go on a two-game road trip and then fly right back and you're playing, you know, you're you're playing another set of games here and then you're taking off again, you know? It's just weird. yeah I guess they didn't want to schedule somebody to play and have a, you know, a 14-game homestand and stuff.
00:08:18
Speaker
If you go back, I know you're not doing this, but baseballreference.com, You look at some of the way the teams played way back then. I'm talking about in the 50s and the 60s. A lot of times teams would go on ah on a trip and they would go on, they would go on, some them would go on not just three game.
00:08:35
Speaker
I mean, three, three team, they'd go on a four team road trip and they would play, they would play like, you know, four times, four times three. They'd play like 12 game road trips all the time.
00:08:46
Speaker
You know, four cities. I feel like the Giants just did that before they had their home streets. They were on the road for a really long time. Well, they on road. They went good one there. That was a pretty good one. But the 17 consecutive games, too.
00:08:59
Speaker
And there was a lot of ah deals back then when they played 154-game schedule back in, I think the last year was 1960. And then 1961, or was it 62, they started the 162-game schedule.
00:09:15
Speaker
I got a check on that. But the reality is is that they were traveling by train until... the Giants and the Dodgers moved West. And then all of a sudden jet travel happened. You know, when they moved out here in 58, jet travel happened and you could fly across the country almost faster than you could go from New York to St. Louis by train.
00:09:35
Speaker
A lot of times, you know, so it's a different kind of environment now. Anyway, the whole thing is different. What's kind of funny about this road trip.
Giants: Schedules and Strategy
00:09:45
Speaker
Okay. They're playing in Chicago, you know, and what's the next one on the schedule? Where are they going next?
00:09:51
Speaker
They're going to, uh, yeah. Uh,
00:09:57
Speaker
is it Milwaukee? The no Cincinnati twins. Oh, they're going to, well, they're going up to Minnesota. Yeah. Play that. Yeah. They're playing the Minnesota twins, not Cincinnati. Is it Matt? Is it, is it minute? Oh, it's, it's Minnesota.
00:10:10
Speaker
Twin cities, Minnesota. They're playing, they're playing the twins. It's their one time they play an American league team. Yeah. But they're, When you're only talking about going from Chicago to Minnesota, you know, that might take a puddle jumper or they might, you know, I don't know if they're going to take a bus or whatever, but it's going to be, you know, it's a quick trip.
00:10:27
Speaker
And nowadays it's like, everybody's got a, everybody's got a charter, you know, the old days they were flying on commercial and, and they would basically make sure it was kind of like a charter, but it was like a commercial flight.
00:10:40
Speaker
You know, now they've got a special private jet branded. Well, it's basically, yeah, one of those kind of deals like that where they play cards or dominoes or whatever it might be. But I think that just because of the nature of the game nowadays and with this extra inning situation, we're starting a guy in the 10th inning at second base for both teams.
00:11:01
Speaker
you can You can have a lot of lot of teams. I don't think you'll ever see. You shouldn't ever see a ah a game where it's 19 innings or craziness like that. you know I don't think you'll see that anymore.
00:11:14
Speaker
Well, then why don't they just call the winner of the team that had the lead the longest? ah you can The way they're changing things, nothing would surprise me. you know Because to be honest, for me, i'm anti start someone on second base.
00:11:31
Speaker
To me, it's just like. No, I think so. Also, the whole pop-up rule, if they don't want to catch it, they're still fucking out or whatever. Oh, that's the infield fly rule, honey.
00:11:42
Speaker
That's to prevent them from dropping it and and and basically starting a double play or something like with runners on first and second. they They didn't want that to happen. So that's why the batters automatically out.
00:11:57
Speaker
Well, batters automatically out, runners advance only with tagging up situations. They just can't take off and start running. So anyway. and we've I know we briefly mentioned it before. i probably not on air, but just to each other. But like.
00:12:13
Speaker
You know, umpires, you know, there's, ah you know, down the line, they'll probably be removed. It'll be AI signaling home, like, you know, if it's a ball or strike, I bet, I bet the, the bags are going to end up lighting up like, like twister little colors or something like, Oh, they, they touched it.
00:12:32
Speaker
Oh, Nope. They touched it first because now they're out or whatever. It's so dumb. i hate I hate the modernization of things, especially for... you like instant replay?
00:12:43
Speaker
They're only doing this. like instant replay. Okay, because you are you are not a complete traditionalist then. But, well, here's the thing. They didn't have computers back then to then go... Rewind.
00:12:57
Speaker
rewind
00:13:00
Speaker
Let's go back and look at that. Look, different angles. Let's go in. Let's go this way. Let's go this way. Let's let's dissect this like operation. Did you know what it still is, though? It's still based on a human judgment back in New York.
00:13:12
Speaker
Yeah. Which, by by that again, but with slow motion, instant replay, human judgment. Okay, fine. With a high digital thing, so you have clarity through every single thing. you know thing that they're watching. Every little glitch that they're watching tells them everything. okay yeah um That's fine. They've got a human still saying, yeah, we're going to make a decision on this, yay or nay. and then none There's no such thing as, die base goes to the runner.
00:13:37
Speaker
and That is not... There is no, there is no, so technically there is no such thing as a tie base in the reality of physics. Someone, something is there ahead of something of the other, meaning like, you know, and as far as the way we digitize it all the way down, the human, the human decision is still being made at that point.
00:13:55
Speaker
Okay. All right. So here's the thing about the mechanized automated strike zone that can be done. I've talked about this before with you. It's going to make them umpires actually make them better. It's almost like they're in training as they're watching the game and still handing up their paw and saying whether it's a strike or a ball.
00:14:15
Speaker
And under their mouth, they always say this, we just want to get it right. Oh, do you really? No. What you want to get is make sure your job is still there. That's what you're worried about.
00:14:27
Speaker
That's the bottom line, and you're worried about that. We just want to get it right. So that's why when they go to New York, someone else is making the decision, and it's a human being watching it through technology.
00:14:38
Speaker
Now, they're worried about the balls and strikes scenario because they're worried that it's it's too fast, the game would stop on this debate. No, it wouldn't, because they have the technology that they can do, and they can create a strike zone electronically and digitally to every batter,
00:14:53
Speaker
The plate remains the same, but every batter, his strike zone is a little different because they're different body types up and down. You know, up and down, how tall they are. That would determine the strike zone up and down.
00:15:05
Speaker
Inside and outside, that's set. That is the plate and that is set. And even the black is part of the plate. And you could set your digital set for everything every single strike up and down and top and bottom is basically would change according to each hitter.
00:15:22
Speaker
okay And you can't stand there at the plate and go, soon as the pitch comes, I'm going to squat. No, it's when you start, your the strike zone is set. In the umpire's ear, all he would hear was like, beep, strike.
00:15:37
Speaker
It hit the edge of the plate on the inside of the outside. Beep. He hit it at the high point or he hit at the low point. If he didn't hear anything, it's a ball. But the thing that I love about baseball is the crowd upset.
00:15:50
Speaker
when they when they make a bullshit call and everyone starts going, you motherfucker, I'm gonna beat the shit out of you in the parking lot. What the fuck was that?
00:16:01
Speaker
My great grandma would have called that in her fucking coffin. You know, something like that, right? Like, I love that banter. And I don't want it to be like. I'm going to threaten your livelihood. I'm going to come and kill your family. And what is this? Unforgiven? and it I'm going to come and shoot you and burn your house down.
00:16:21
Speaker
come on, dude. Hey, it's a crazy, it's a crazy environment in those bleachers, man. Oh, yeah. Well, what's really hilarious is somebody in the bleachers yelling and screaming and they are, you know, 350 to 450 feet away yelling and screaming ah about Paul way down there. You know, it's like it's kind of hilarious in a way.
00:16:45
Speaker
ah love all the the the you bum chance that people do now. Like, I love that. You love that. I bet you call your mom every night before you go to bed, you bum.
00:16:58
Speaker
and Like shit like that. they yell back, you kiss your mother with that mouth.
00:17:06
Speaker
Yeah. but anyway Anyways, what were you saying? I was saying that, okay, so it would make the umpires actually better. would make them realize that when they blow so many calls and go, man, I thought that was a strike. No, was actually a quarter of an inch off the plate.
00:17:22
Speaker
And your human eye can't see that, but a computer can. And when millions and billions of dollars are at stake on, you know, when you're talking about how well the team does year after year, it'd be nice to know that these are being actually accurate calls.
AI Umpiring: Pros and Cons
00:17:38
Speaker
fair or foul, at the bases, at home plate. I love the instant replay on that, but I'd also love it at the strike zone. And it can be done. It would actually make the umpires even better because they would go, wow,
00:17:53
Speaker
And then they would see the game over and over. They could look at it again with all these computer you know graphics and everything and and look at at pitches and stuff. And it would actually they would understand what the frustration is amongst all the fans watching it and seeing this automated strike zone and how umpires blow strike after strike after strike.
00:18:13
Speaker
Then what's the point of employing employing them if there's going to be AI-generated sensors? There's no point to have someone. They're still going to be there to learn what the calls are and being behind plate.
00:18:24
Speaker
And it'll actually make them better. It'll actually make them better. But there' there's no there's no job for them to do anymore. So why would they need to learn? You're going to have to pursue. You might not call them an umpire. You could call them a signal and indicator, whatever it is.
00:18:39
Speaker
You know, and there's going to be obvious calls at the plates and obvious calls at home and things like that that are still being called. So are they just a glorified reset button pusher because they're going to have to recalibrate when the AI decides to just not work one day? Hey, they might even actually be even better balls and strike because they've learned in an actual game situation what a strike is.
00:19:02
Speaker
And they have to go rogue, you know. If they start pulling like a Rico Palazzo, like a naked gun and start calling everything strikes because they want to do a dance, then you're really going to have a problem.
00:19:16
Speaker
So long story short, I'm the boomer here where I'm like, if it ain't broke, don't fix it. And you're the millennial saying, let's go fucking futuristic. Let's go tech. Let's go.
00:19:27
Speaker
Let's go tech. Let's go. Zuckerberg. Yeah.
00:19:33
Speaker
Give me T-E-C-H. eight Tech, tech, tech. No, on certain things. Because I'm so tired of all the decades of watching shitty umpires get paid money for making shitty calls at home, especially in the umpire strike zone.
00:19:47
Speaker
ah And like I said, I'm tired of of guys talking in the booth saying, he's a good lowball umpire. Oh, he's a good highball umpire. He gives you the corners, but sometimes he's just really tough on the edges. Well, they don't have to be.
00:20:00
Speaker
Now they can actually learn what the fucking strike zone actually is. Okay, so who do you think is worse in terms of referees slash umpires? like Do you think and MLB, NFL, or NBA?
00:20:15
Speaker
That's a tough one, man. Especially when the... Here's the problem. I think when umpires become, or any type of official becomes... so aware that he stirs up the crowd, then he feels like he's persecuted and he actually becomes even more of an ass, you know, because he starts seeing things that aren't there because he's pissed off at the crowd or something.
00:20:40
Speaker
I honestly think there's a problem with you get the human element involved and yeah I've done this my whole life. You can't tell me how to umpire a game, you know, that kind of thing.
00:20:52
Speaker
So you get into that aspect of it. There used to be some real famous umpires that you remember them because of bad calls. I remember a guy by the name of Richie Powers that was an NBA official.
00:21:05
Speaker
And you look him up. And I'll tell you, man, they'd write books and stuff later when they got out. you know And it turned out they had a kind of a tough life off the court because it's stuff that happened on the court and what they they went through.
00:21:20
Speaker
You know, that kind of thing. like there's been other tired Do they actually get death threats? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. these guys all These guys all get death threats. Sooner or later, some idiot comes out of the woodwork.
00:21:31
Speaker
Here's the fun thing that eliminates a lot of debt death threats, though, is because how can you get mad at a computer? Right? I get mad at a computer all the fucking time. work on one all the time.
00:21:42
Speaker
Oh, I'm going to crash right now. Oh. I'm going to kill your micro bits and all of your children that That come after you know, it's a, it's a, you know, but I'm saying is like, you can't start taking this stuff off the court, right off, off the field.
00:22:01
Speaker
So.
00:22:04
Speaker
I think for the only sport that makes sense where if there were going to be some sort of integration of AI sensors, whatever, it can only be baseball because it's not a high impact sport.
00:22:17
Speaker
There's not a lot of athleticism when it compared to ah basketball or football where there needs to be a referee that's running down with them constantly. They can't have little four wheel robots running all over the court or on the field.
00:22:31
Speaker
and like kind of interfering with the play. They need to have someone that can have that. They would all be um the robots. If they ever did institute that they would all be basically, they could be anywhere in the stadium and they would, they would have all of these things like under a whole deal.
00:22:47
Speaker
Heck there's things. And you talk about umpires and stuff, missing in plays, or how about officials like on the NFL missing plays? Cause they only got two eyes and they're looking at a certain area. Okay. Yeah.
00:22:59
Speaker
and Same thing with the NBA. You see stuff happening on the away from the ball and stuff. And when not umpires actually when and NBA officials actually capture that, it's amazing that they actually see that.
00:23:10
Speaker
Because for the most part, 99% of the people follow the ball. Okay? For that 1% of people that are going... Because they maybe you might be looking at a certain player all the time.
00:23:22
Speaker
Like you look... You look at Green of the of the Warriors, right? and And the stuff that he does off the ball. I'm sure there's an there's ah there's an official that looks at him quite a bit simply because of his reputation.
00:23:35
Speaker
But the guy that doesn't have the reputation, the guy that makes all these tough plays and does some stuff away from the ball that actually is a foul, lot of times they don't pick it up because the guy doesn't have the rep, you know.
00:23:48
Speaker
He doesn't have the reputation of being a dirty player or anything like that. Where Green is just an he's an aggressive player, especially when he's hammered himself. He's going to give what he gets. That's for sure. Yeah. yeah he hey You got to throw elbows when you're when you're playing in the and NBA. Let's just be real. like Especially when you're when you're on the Warriors, there's a vendetta out.
00:24:13
Speaker
Well, look at Steph. No matter what. Yeah, he just got hurt tonight. Yeah. He's been banging around the whole the whole series, man. And they figure if they can knock him out of the game, then they've got more of a chance of winning.
00:24:25
Speaker
Yeah. You know? But here's the thing. The the reason why I am a big fan of the team's dynamic is they're not a one-man show.
00:24:38
Speaker
They really heavily rely on their teamwork and their communication whenever I watch a game and I see them like moving around the field. yeah, the objective might be giving Steph the ball whenever he's open so he can try to make a three because, you know, that's what he's so famously known for.
00:24:53
Speaker
However, I feel like if he has to take a seat because he is hurt, there's no, like, dropping our heads and being like, oh, well, we're fucked. Like, they know how to recover and adapt.
00:25:05
Speaker
Yeah. You know where that stems from? That stems from deep inside their their heart and soul as players, as professionals, but also it stems from their coach and all the assistants and what they expect out of somebody that is an NBA player and what they expect when somebody big goes down like that with an injury, they expect the rest of the team to rally, you know, and they, and they expect that the other night they were doing a number on him all over the place.
00:25:35
Speaker
And he, you know, he only had like a shit, what was it? Five points or something in the first half. And he came back with enough in the second half, but buddy healed. was the guy that had 33 points because one open three after another, after another, after another with that guy, when you left them open, if he gets hot right off the bat, then it gets so comfortable, you know, finds that sweet spot.
00:25:58
Speaker
Yeah. And anybody that can do that and get open and then actually start hitting it, it ruins their whole defensive scheme of trying to stop Steph with double teams. And sometimes I've even seen really quick triple teams on him.
00:26:12
Speaker
It's like, really? You know, so that's how much he's feared.
00:26:19
Speaker
He's getting old, though. I know he's all a 37, but he's got the body of a 27 year old. hot No, he's going to he's going to have a hard time.
00:26:32
Speaker
You know, as it starts working its way up, but these guys are unbelievable. They've got chefs, they've got, you know, trainers, they've got all these things that they need to keep their body in shape to do stuff, you know.
00:26:44
Speaker
they don't They don't mess around. they know They know that they're never going to be making that kind of money anyplace else unless you're somebody like a Michael Jordan or Steph in the in the future. These guys are going to end up trying to make more money off court endorsements. Well, that's why he has his his shoe brand too. Yeah.
00:27:02
Speaker
And then he also has his non-profit school um after school program that he does here in the city. Um, I think he also has something that he does with his wife. I'm not quite sure, but, uh, yeah, he's an amazing individual. And that's one of the reasons why they gave him the money because of all these other things. He'll be, he'll be a franchise lifer. That's for sure.
00:27:24
Speaker
Yeah. I'm pretty sure that'll be the case. And he takes somebody else like a Kevin Durant, who's very, very, um, talented and everything else like that. And he's still looking for a team that, you know, we should have not, we, we should have,
00:27:37
Speaker
We should have still given him the opportunity. We should not have let him go. and But you when you don't get along with somebody like, you know, Green, you know. Well, he's a fire. He's a, you know, a hothead. Like, what can you expect? Like, I wouldn't be surprised if I didn't get along with him. I feel like he'd be like a little too much fucking energy.
00:27:56
Speaker
A little too much for you? Yeah, I think so. you almost You almost have to learn how to separate it though from being on the court, you know, and understanding that he wants to win more than anybody, you know, just about, just like you want to win too.
00:28:08
Speaker
So. How about instead of winning for yourself, you're winning together. Yeah. And the guys that you're playing against are the best in the world, you know, they all are. Otherwise they wouldn't be there.
00:28:21
Speaker
They're all the best. Hey, next topic. I know. I was going to say, let's stay on track with the San Francisco theme. We're going to into something a little more serious and not fun.
Alcatraz Housing Proposal
00:28:34
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Okay. um So yesterday, um are lording commander ah decided that he thought it would be a good idea to force the ah Federal Prisons Bureau or whatever that institution is called, to reopen Alcatraz and to use it to house the most craziest of criminals in American ah prison systems, but specifically for MS-13.
00:29:06
Speaker
And I'm like, ah so basically you want to build your own El Salvador in the San Francisco Bay. And I'm like, okay, well, this place hasn't been open for over 50 years. 1963 when they closed it. Yeah, and he wants to go yeah and he wants to go and spend billions of dollars to rebuild it also this place can't even hold that many fucking people it's like there was only like uh if i'm not mistaken what was it 260 or something was the yeah something like that yeah like he would have to it would be inhumane uh housing there if he wanted to house more people he'd have to put like quadruple or like can tuplet pack a room basically
00:29:53
Speaker
um I heard that that place actually makes about $60 million dollars a year from people. I saw that. Yeah, I saw um ah San Francisco Standard shared a video of that. And I saw that and i was like, that's that's crazy. It's a small little national park, right?
00:30:09
Speaker
Yeah. Well, it's not... Run by the National Park Service. It's not run by the National Park Service where it's like, it's not... On like, you know, the national park list where you can like, oh, I went to Yosemite. I went to Yellowstone. It's not one of those.
00:30:25
Speaker
You would be surprised how many small ones there are out there. You know, that have that status of of being that kind of real small places, though. Yeah. You know. Golden Gate National Recreation Area, right?
00:30:39
Speaker
Yeah. think I think the Golden, I think I saw something about the Golden Gate. recreational park area. I think it's like over 800 square miles or something like that. got strip here. got a strip there. Because it includes like the Muir Woods. It includes the Marin Headlands. It includes Alcatraz. I'm assuming that it includes Angel Island.
00:31:07
Speaker
All that stuff, you know. Angel Island used to be a state park. I'm not sure if it is anymore because of that. Sometimes state parks become part of the national recreation or state park or federal area.
00:31:20
Speaker
um That's when Yosemite first started, actually. um It started as a state park in California, and then it became federalized later, way back in the 1800s. So to let you know.
00:31:32
Speaker
ah Yeah, Angel Island was is actually a place that I was thinking about. Like, I remember writing a paper about it in college. But actually have never been there. I've never taken a ferry from like Sausalito or going over there. should do that.
00:31:46
Speaker
Yeah. Well, I should go to Alcatraz first because if it closes down to tourism and they end up, I've never been actually. So we've been, you know, as, as kids, I mean, not as kids, but I went there with ah Susie when she was first, when we were first married.
00:32:03
Speaker
And I don't think it was before your mom and dad mor and uncle were born. So yeah, been a long time, long time. And of course, they've had to make, even to open it up as a museum, technically, they had to do some things to it to make it safe. You know, obviously some places they had to fix to make, we could walk with a, you know, you wouldn't crumble and underneath your feet, literally, you know, and take you through certain areas and other areas are still cordoned off for it's unsafe.
00:32:33
Speaker
So you visited it after yeah i want to be Native— Well, no, because after it closed, it was inhabited by Native Americans. Correct. And this was exactly and after they had left.
00:32:44
Speaker
Yeah, after they had left, I believe it was like 70—I want to say in 74, 75. They were out of there within within a two-year period, I think. I think they left in 73. That's about right. Was 71 73, something like that? Something like that.
00:32:58
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something like that
00:33:01
Speaker
And they opened it up, and I believe that we went there before your mom was born in 77. So, yeah. We went out and on ah on a ferry and took it out and took a little... No, actually, we're both wrong. They were there from 69 to 71. 71? Okay.
00:33:18
Speaker
Yeah. So, about two years, though, and that was about it. It's a miserable place. When they interviewed people afterwards and stuff, and even years later, the reason why, you know, they had all their... um grievances that they had to bring forward which was important to do that but it's a miserable place to stay there and what they had to get you know supplies and stuff to make it through it's cold miserable foggy you know it's not it's not a pleasant place to to um to live you know to stay there it really isn't no i i am for like you know if he
00:33:55
Speaker
i I personally am not a fan of, well, one, it's also illegal what he's doing is deporting people to another country and just being like, hey, good luck. Can't do anything about it.
00:34:06
Speaker
That's not okay.
Citizenship and Trump's Policies
00:34:08
Speaker
um If he were to actually house people that strictly are actual serial killers, crazy whatever, I'm not talking about someone who just came here illegally Just deport them.
00:34:25
Speaker
Deport, like don't imprison them. have to give them a hearing first, okay? Yeah, exactly. You have to give them a hearing first and they do have to have those those hearings. Otherwise, you know, you could get into a situation where they want to pass these stupid laws that he's trying to sign off and And do these things. He's trying to head to um just because you're born here doesn't guarantee that you're a citizen. No, that's what the Constitution says.
00:34:50
Speaker
Well, apparently he doesn't know what that means. Well, let me give you an example. OK, he's so pissed off at the at the old let me give you a bad example. But what the old expression was anchor, baby.
00:35:01
Speaker
Okay. When somebody is born here and one of the one of them is not a citizen, let's say for example, the husband is, but the wife isn't a citizen, they're born here.
00:35:11
Speaker
And then all of a sudden she gets deported or vice versa. She's a citizen born here in this country, et cetera, all that. And then all of a sudden you go back and you look and you see that they're just being born. there they' They got three kids and they're all six and under, okay, six years old, three years old, one year old, that kind of a scenario. And then all of a sudden she's deported and she wants to take the children with her, you know, and he's going, no, I want to keep them here.
00:35:39
Speaker
So you got that scenario going on and they, they, they want to make sure that, okay, no, those children have to go because they want to consider that doesn't guarantee you citizenship, which is against the constitution, by the way, it's one of the amendments.
00:35:51
Speaker
that If you're going to talk that way, let's talk that way. We just had this conversation today. And the conversation went went like this. Donald Trump had three children.
00:36:02
Speaker
She wasn't a United States citizen. She didn't become a citizen. Ivana, his first wife, the three kids, they're basically anchor babies according to his legislation.
00:36:13
Speaker
So Eric Jr., And Ivanka are all basically, according to his legislation, that he wants to get through all this crap. His three kids, she didn't become a citizen until 1988 after they were all born.
00:36:28
Speaker
I'm sorry, but she didn't become a citizen. I'm sorry. She's got to go back to Slovenia and take the three three kids with her and all their grandchildren. They're all illegal. If that's the case, you want to do that.
00:36:39
Speaker
Okay? So if you want to talk about who's more of a citizen of all this, go all the way back. On our side of the family, on my side of the family, I can trace mine back to my great-grandfather who was born here.
00:36:51
Speaker
Okay? Grandfather born here. Father born here. I was born here. My son was born here. My grandson was born here. All right? So you go through all that.
00:37:02
Speaker
We're more of a citizen than he is. And more than a citizen than his kids are. So his legislation is bullshit. It's total bullshit. All right. And how about all the native people that lived here long before the white man showed up?
00:37:16
Speaker
Who's a real citizen here in this country? None of us are. Yeah. And are we a country built with immigrants or are we a country that, OK, I guess we all have to go back to where we're from. Well, I'm from California.
00:37:28
Speaker
don't know about you. i'm from San Francisco. i don't know about you. didn't exist anywhere else. My father was born in Fort Smith, Arkansas. yeah As far as I know, that was part of the United States. yeah you know And so was my so was my grandfather. He was born in Arkansas. And my great-grandfather came here, and he was born, I think, in Louisiana.
00:37:47
Speaker
So the reality is this. You know, you're full of shit, dude. When you try to do this stuff and you try to pass all this stuff, it's insane. Let's stop with the bullshit, you know, and someone has to stand there in these interviews that they do and they treat them like, you know, they have, they have deference for the office, but they shouldn't have deference for the fucking man. The man is a moral fucking bankrupt junkie.
00:38:14
Speaker
That's all he is. We'll be the seventh bankruptcy. That's for sure. You know, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, morally, he's just a bankrupt idiot, you know, and he's actually lazy and stupid on top of that.
00:38:26
Speaker
I'm sure he paid for his term papers at Wharton, you know, he, everything is bought and paid for in his life. Nothing has ever fucking worked for ever. No, hundred percent. All they did was probably donate money for a library and then he was able to graduate. That's how all these fucking rich people do it.
00:38:43
Speaker
and Look at all the example of all the celebrities that had to like pay to get their kids into school. Yeah. Like, and they're not the first ones to do it. People have been doing this for fucking decades. long time.
00:38:54
Speaker
yeah i just try Trying to make an example of some people. It's only because now the media is investigating it. You know what I mean? And when somebody sits down, though, and he stands there and he talks about MS-13, it was on his hand.
00:39:06
Speaker
Look, look. And fucking Times New Roman? Yeah. Look, it was on his hand. Clear as day. MS-13.
00:39:15
Speaker
ah You know, and it it was so stupid. ah You're looking at this guy and you go, he doesn't understand what Photoshop is. He knows, but he keeps spouting the same bullshit over and over, pulling the Joseph Goebbels German card right out of his fucking wallet. Because ah if you just keep repeating yourself and defending yourself, then people just give up. That's the whole point. That's his fucking thing.
00:39:36
Speaker
That's his whole thing. Never admit you're wrong. Never admit anything. I would just say, you know, if I was sitting there as a journalist, I would just sit there and constantly just keep hammering say, that's Photoshopped. That is a lie.
00:39:47
Speaker
That's Photoshopped. It's a lie. And you keep saying to these people, and then he's going to say, yeah, and then he'll attack you. You know, that's fine. Then turn around, just look at the camera and go, it doesn't matter what he says. He's still lying.
00:39:59
Speaker
Just turn around, look at the camera and just say, I'm here to interview him about factual stuff, but he continues to lie. I'm not going to say, oh, he's speaking non-truth. No, he continues to lie. He's lying to the American public. He lies 24-7. When his mouth is moving, he's lying. So you want to get up and you want to leave your office? That's fine. I'm going to sit here until you throw me out because you don't like the truth being splashed in your face all the time.
00:40:24
Speaker
That's too bad. Someone's got to say it. Someone has to say it and it's got to constantly keep saying I don't understand why people are so scared. I don't get it. I don't get, I don't know why people are so scared.
00:40:36
Speaker
Don't be so scared about it. you know Don't be so scared. Just call him what it is. Just say this is bullshit. It's a lie. And the whole idea about the Constitution, when he said that, okay, I'm not sure about that.
00:40:49
Speaker
Well, he didn't put his fucking hand on the Bible when he got sworn in the office. So clearly- Yeah, look, it didn't burst into flame right then and there. Yeah, because he's definitely not a man of religious belief. That's for sure.
00:41:00
Speaker
No. But constantly this idea that he can keep spouting this stuff over and over and over again. You know, I don't care about your office that you hold because people are stupid and you kept getting elected by stupid people that have the right to vote.
Free Speech and Fact-Checking
00:41:15
Speaker
Just keep saying, I'm sorry, but you're wrong and you're a liar. You're wrong and you're a liar. That's it. This that goes like that. And I wouldn't go on to the, he keeps saying, I want to talk about this.
00:41:26
Speaker
let's Let's agree to disagree. No, we're not going to agree to disagree. You're a liar. That's it. That's it. We're done with this. I mean, you could go there and get a really short interview because he's going to spout lies about the rest of the stuff on the way anyway.
00:41:38
Speaker
Yeah. And this has nothing to do with. Us being left-leaning and not agreeing with the right. That has nothing to do with that. It has to be with him and his morals as a person.
00:41:52
Speaker
He is not a good individual and suitable for this office because his agenda is not beneficial to the American people. Every once in a while, every once in a while, we got to keep throwing the First Amendment out there because we have just as much a right to say what we're saying as anybody.
00:42:08
Speaker
No, 100%. But we love to speak, at least I love i love to try to speak with facts. And you can get opinion you can get opinion from certain facts, but I mean. 100%.
00:42:19
Speaker
You know. ah If you hear all the clickety clacking, it's me fact checking ourselves, searching the and interweb to make sure that we're spitting truths.
00:42:31
Speaker
Fact no cap. We try to. And if i have a if i have a if I have a certain statement I make that might be incorrect, then let's correct it as much as I can.
00:42:42
Speaker
yeah I got no problem that. We're not high and almighty, meaning that just our opinion is the right answer or whatever. We're always going to readjust our thoughts. If once we learn more information, we're not stubborn in a way where we're going to be like, okay, whatever, you know, like who are you anyways, basically. Yeah. And they're going to say, who are we? Right. We're just a couple individuals out here on the the left coast.
00:43:07
Speaker
What are you talking about? This is the right coast. Not when you look at a map and north is up and south is down. No, I meant right, meaning it's the right one, not the not the int like you know right and wrong. get it I know.
00:43:21
Speaker
No, the whole idea of the left coast is is just the slight that was said so many times about you know the liberal the liberal left, the communist socialist left.
00:43:32
Speaker
i just It just cracks me up. you know All the things that gave people the middle class, all these things that gave people that that the healthy, wealthy middle class, the middle class where you could send your kids to college and they kept trying to take it away from you, take it away from you.
00:43:48
Speaker
You know, they keep working on it. Keep trying to, cause they got that, you know, that eighth mansion just quite isn't enough of that third or fourth yacht just isn't enough. You know? No.
00:43:59
Speaker
It's not enough. It's gotta have a helicopter pad, you know? Oh, definitely. Oh, no, man. Mine's got two helicopter pads, one on the bow and one on the stern. Yeah. And you how many big state rooms we got on board, you know?
00:44:12
Speaker
i And then they sit around and they and they measure their dicks with their how much their portfolio and how big their yacht is, right? They sit around and do that. it just It just cracks me up. you know When you see somebody else that has been working their whole life and making a decent living for themselves, that sort of thing, and are real quiet about it.
Blue-Collar Satisfaction
00:44:32
Speaker
They don't have to be on the old program, Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous, way back. you know We're just a couple of blue-collared individuals with white-collar taste. Joy-collar taste.
00:44:44
Speaker
That's what I said today at work because I've been doing a lot of blue-collar stuff. I've been installing wallpaper in bathrooms. Hey, how did it work out? Did you guys get the proper places? Did you plug up? Did you have to replace the tiles in the bathroom? ah Well, I marked everything correctly for them so they know where things need to go and tile will be replaced because they know I don't want holes in it.
00:45:08
Speaker
There you go. Well, and of course your boss doesn't want holes in it either. She doesn't want it, right? No, no. She doesn't want that either, which I'm glad that we're aligned. Me and her are aligned mentally, aesthetically. Like we're all on, we're in, we're in sync about everything. So I'm glad that, you know, our partners. That's good you're all on the same on that and you don't have any kind of a, you know, loggerheads where you're, we got to do this now. It's about money now. And you end up in that situation.
00:45:36
Speaker
You don't want that. it's It's becoming a home stretch. We'll find out in the next couple of weeks when it can actually open. so We'll find out. yeah all right Let's go into our vocab.
Prison Projects: Feasibility and Fun
00:45:49
Speaker
want you one more thing about Alcatraz and and the crumbling and all the stuff that's going on there.
00:45:53
Speaker
It's actually cheaper to build your super max prison out in the middle of fucking desert. Nevada, anywhere. Idaho. Whatever you want to do. It's actually cheaper to build something out there.
00:46:04
Speaker
you know and you can have your hey if they escape they're in the middle of nowhere it's almost like being and in the middle of the bay you know i'd say probably nevada i wouldn't do like the desert here in socal well because one it's also a national park well there's a lot of national area so but nevada you know there's lots of places you can still build a um you an actual thing yeah what about area 51 though
00:46:35
Speaker
That was the funny thing. I just saw that movie, Venom, Last Dance. I finally saw it. Oh, wait. The third one? on Netflix. It was on Netflix. Wait, was it the third one?
00:46:46
Speaker
God, on third or fourth, I can't remember. No, because there's three. There's the first Venom, then there's Venom 2, which is Let There Be Carnage, and then there's Venom. I think it's like The Last Dance. I think that's the third one. Okay, so that was the third one. It came out in 2024 when it was released. Yeah.
00:47:01
Speaker
I haven't seen that one yet. Area 51. They're closing it down. You know, this kind of thing. And I'm going, okay. I'm going, number one, they're not closing it down. Number two, ah they drive up to the gate off the extraterrestrial highway. Number two, you can't do that.
00:47:19
Speaker
No, you'd be snipered. Yeah, their movie I've been there, you know, in the little town of our Rachel that is on there. You know, they've got guys driving around on the highways out there with big listening discs.
00:47:33
Speaker
listening to people's conversations all around there. And it's part of their outer surveillance that they used way back then, even when Kevin and I were out there and we're out on BLM land and stuff like that, they're listening to people in cars and saying, Hey, it Maybe be if later on tonight we're going to go up and hit that dirt road over the side, then we can get some good pictures.
00:47:53
Speaker
They're listening to all that. Oh, yeah. i know you don't go You just don't go putting around, even on the highways out there, and them not knowing what people are saying. You know, you're in a surveillance thing around a high security area and Groom Lake and Area 51.
00:48:11
Speaker
They sell all the merchandise there at the little alien inn. It's called there, you know, and you can buy different things. i gotta I've got to go in to find my hats. I got a Groom Lake, you know, down there. I got a hat that I bought there and stuff, too. Oh, yeah.
00:48:27
Speaker
Way back i want to see that. So, you know, it's like you just the movie was really funny, but was like, come on, man. And they they had to go. They're actually going to close down the thing, but then they were going to do everything underground.
00:48:40
Speaker
Well, they got underground stuff there now anyway. You know, you saw the movie yeah Independence Day. how many how many How many levels are you down? Oh, we're over 100 feet down over 10 stories. Yeah, right. Okay, whatever.
00:48:54
Speaker
I'm sure you back on your going back on your um your suggestion of just having them build a new prison in a desert, right? Well, his main thing was like, well, no one's ever been able to escape Alcatraz. People have attempted, but no one has ever been able to actually like make it shore because they're You know, it's a magnificent prison.
00:49:13
Speaker
It's the cold waters, lots of clothes, shark bites, blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, it's not shark infested waters. There's a lot of shot, lots of shark species, but there aren't many like great whites, really.
00:49:27
Speaker
Not a lot of them. No, no. It's also, here's the funny thing too. Jack LaLanne actually swam from Alcatraz to, I believe it was Muni, the the yeah aquatic park.
00:49:39
Speaker
there and he swam towing some boats behind him no people people do i think it's called beta breakers is where they i think it's called beta breakers where they actually swim from the marina all the way to to the uh talcotraz and then they swim back i would nothing would surprise me but you know when i was talking to john stevenson before he passed away um he used to be part of the dolphin club And those guys would go from from basically, they would dive in because they would swim across the gate.
00:50:16
Speaker
And they would he'd do a gate swim. And the swim that he would do would be based on the tides. He goes, it's not that difficult. If you know which way the tide is going on the day that on the timing you dive in and you swim at an angle, and the tide will actually take you across the bay over to Marin.
00:50:33
Speaker
Yeah. That's so cringe and gross and scary. I don't like the ocean there. I know i it is. But this is what these guys do a lot of times. It's based on tidal flow because it's almost like swimming in a river and you don't want to swim against the against the flow. Yeah. Right?
00:50:49
Speaker
Yeah. right So that's what it's that's what it's like. If you've got the gauging of the tides and stuff, you can do stuff that you'd be really surprised that you could do. As far as the escape from Alcatraz, that's how the moron actually, hey, I got an idea.
00:51:01
Speaker
ah Let's turn Alcatraz into a new prison again. You know, he got it by watching TV, the dumbass. He probably watched The Rock. You could have watched any of them. they're all You can find them anywhere on streaming.
00:51:14
Speaker
Somebody probably said, let's let him watch this for a while. Maybe he'll be quiet. He won't come up with any other crazy ideas. Oh, yeah? You just gave him one because if that's how dumb he is. I got an idea. you know Why don't we just turn that?
00:51:27
Speaker
And then they all sit around and go, oh, yes, Mr. President. Yes, that's a great idea. Can we kiss your ass anymore on this? Yes, yes, yes. It's like, fuck. Let's get into our vocab.
00:51:39
Speaker
Oh, vocab. Shit. Okay. Yeah, you got your you got your written down spreadsheet. I did have one here. Hold on. Oh, by the way, we got our firewood delivered today. Oh, that's great.
00:51:52
Speaker
Yeah. two You want to come and help me put away the two cords of wood? Are you going to pay me for it? I love it. You go, going to pay me for it? I will give you loves and kisses.
00:52:02
Speaker
that's That's fine. I don't want that. Okay. Okay. Do you know? What? you know I'm going to give you two. Do you know what a gumshoe is? A dumb shoe?
00:52:13
Speaker
Gumshoe. G-U-M-S-H-O-E.
Historical and Modern Slang
00:52:16
Speaker
um A gumshoe. mean Like
00:52:23
Speaker
being in a sticky situation. It's pretty much what they're being looked. The gumshoe is looking at somebody who might be in a sticky situation. Okay. Now I'm going to, I gave you a good hint there.
00:52:35
Speaker
gumshoe is a private detective. And it was a term used in the thirties, forties, and fifties, and all the way up until sometimes in the sixties. And the reason why is because it's based on rubberized shoes to be quiet and they could sneak around.
00:52:49
Speaker
Instead of the old days when shoes had leather soles and sometimes taps on them to make them sound cool. Like your mom used to do tap dance. Did you know that? My mom did?
00:53:00
Speaker
Yes, she did. She did tap dance and I had to listen to that. Had a board. but Just like how she had to hear me do it. That's right. Tap, tap, tap, tap.
00:53:11
Speaker
But a gumshoe is basically a private detective, private dick as they call them too. um It was basically a situation where you hire this person and they look at people that are in sticky situations as in having affairs and taking pictures. Well, why wouldn't they just call it like a rubber shoe?
00:53:28
Speaker
Yeah, I know. It was just a slang that they used. Gum shoe is quicker, faster. That's an old one. Okay. Give me one of yours and I'll give you one more. Stan. Stand?
00:53:40
Speaker
Stan, as in like Stanley, s t a n S-T-A-N, Stan. wait, wait. Don't be a Stan. but Don't be a Stan.
00:53:52
Speaker
always think of a Stanley being a guy with glasses, you know, black horn drum glasses. um Are you thinking of Stanley Tucci? Is that why? No, no. There's others that were like Stanley.
00:54:04
Speaker
I think one of the characters in American graffiti might've been Stanley, something like that, you know, and he was usually the ah nerdy guy, you know, with a, with a, Let's go take a look at the girls.
00:54:16
Speaker
who her Okay. Do you want me to give you an example? Yeah. Put in the form of a question, please. Okay. When I was younger, i was a major One Direction stan.
00:54:31
Speaker
Really? Yes. One Direction stan. You would stand in the pit and always get as close as you could to the stage. No. Okay. Sorry.
00:54:42
Speaker
um it's a combination of stalker and fan so if you stan someone it means that you're obsessed but not in a creepy way a stalker and if well i don't know stalker is like nowadays that's got a bad connotation with people who die because of it oh yeah i feel like stalker because it's like you know s-t-a-n like it's combining the two things together yeah it's like it's just like It just means that you're obsessed.
00:55:10
Speaker
When you're a stalker, it it could also just mean that you're obsessed with someone, but it doesn't necessarily always mean that you're going to do anything bad about it. Right. Yeah. Okay. But that's what Stan means. Yeah. That's, yeah.
00:55:22
Speaker
When you got, you know, you're fully infatuated, right, with somebody, that sort of thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, put it this way. If somebody came, say say, for example, to LBC or something like that, and you were like into it and you wanted to go see them, you would make a point to get those tickets because you were a stan.
00:55:42
Speaker
Yeah. That kind of thing. Yeah. Like I'm a major stan. Who's your latest one? My latest stan? yeah o Okay, well, I can list a couple. Well, obviously, I'm still a major 1975 girly, so Maddie Healy will be like my forever stan until I die.
00:55:59
Speaker
two um i'd say like I'm always constantly stanning over Sebastian's stan from The Avengers, especially because of Thunderbolts. I have to see that.
00:56:10
Speaker
but you know you know what's certain Do you know what's certified fresh? but It beat Thunderbolts. Really? Yeah. Certified fresh. And it beat out Endgame as the number two best MCU movie ever made.
00:56:25
Speaker
Really? Mm-hmm. Huh. Yeah. Okay. When I was, you know you always watch Marvel movies? Because at the very end, after sometimes right before the major credits run, they have the stars that they list. Oh, yeah. It's the post-credit clip.
00:56:43
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. have a little clip like that. Oh, by the way, this one, this movie is the longest one ever made. It's two minutes and like 47 seconds. Oh, okay. The post. Yeah, that's a long post credit scene. How long is the actual movie though?
00:56:57
Speaker
Probably two hours. Two hours plus. Yeah, it's probably like 120 something. Okay. So I am like, I'm, but my individual Stan would be somebody who's older, obviously, and something like that. and where if she just came,
00:57:13
Speaker
And she came to LBC and she sat down on the stage and just had a discussion about her life and stuff like that. She's never going to do it up here for small audience. But it would have to be Salma Hayek.
00:57:27
Speaker
Sit down and listen to talk. already know that you're a Salma Hayek, Stan. And also, let's be honest, you only love her for her boobs. No, actually, i really like her because even though she's even though she was a wealthy kid growing up, she went to private school and everything else like that.
00:57:44
Speaker
I mean, im I'm amazed at anybody that's even in their late 50s that can keep their body together like that. and To me, it's an amazing it's an amazing accomplishment. It really is.
00:57:55
Speaker
And granted, she was rich and rich attracted rich and money is money. And I understand that too. But looking at her kid and stuff like that and how she raises the kid, or now her's she's a teenager and stuff, I was looking at her and going, hopefully she isn't spoiling her. I'm thinking to myself, hopefully she's got her act together.
00:58:15
Speaker
You know, I always worry about some of these celebrities and their kids because they could end up being a burden to society later. Nepo babies. Entitled. Okay. i got one more for you. Okay. Yeah. Let's call it a day after that. Real quick. Ankle biter.
00:58:31
Speaker
An ankle biter. yeah A little shit, AKA Chihuahua. Yeah. That's you think it's a dog, but actually it was used first for children. That makes sense. Yeah.
00:58:43
Speaker
Yeah. Children are worst. they're crawling around on the floor, you little ankle biter, you know? Yeah. Yeah. Don't I'll get some more for you next time. Okay. thank you for the stand, though.
00:58:56
Speaker
You're welcome. And I'm glad that you're able to use it for Salma Hayek. Okay. All righty. i will see you next week. I will see you next week. Yeah, we'll see what what else is happening in the world. Hopefully this place isn't burning down.
00:59:10
Speaker
Oh, no, I'm just going to be fine. I'm going to be doing... Next week after we meet for Mother's Day, I'm going to be getting a weed whacker out and the grass will be just at the point where it's dying at the base and then then I cut it once and I'm done.
00:59:26
Speaker
Maybe not next week, but the following week when it gets to a certain point. People that go and cut their grass too early and then have to recut it again, you're just spinning your wheels wasting your time, bud. you know I'm going to keep my mouth shut because I don't want you to get snoopy with me.
00:59:42
Speaker
hipy I know. sniy Yeah. Let's learn. You learn how to deal with old people. This is a good thing. Otherwise, I just don't want people to actually think that I'm abusing you verbally. So I'm just going to. Did you get some comments like that?
00:59:56
Speaker
No. OK. No. No. But, you know, you know how mom and I like to talk to you about how you when you get older, how you need to live. So I'm just going to keep it to myself.
01:00:07
Speaker
Oh, OK, good. It'll it'll stay a family affair. it won't be for the public. Oh, okay. All right. That's fine. Yeah. but Okay. Unless you really piss me off and then I'm going to out you. Then you're going to out me.
01:00:20
Speaker
Someone ought to come and grab this guy in a straitjacket take him away. needs to live in civilization. ah yeah he needs to live in civilization. all right, Papa.
01:00:32
Speaker
All right. Well, say goodbye on the record. Okay. Well, I'll see you this weekend. That's true. Yeah. All right, guys. Thank you so much for tuning in this week. Make sure to follow us wherever you get your podcasts and on social media, FUboomer underscore pod and rate this episode. And we will see you next week.
01:00:52
Speaker
Bye. Adios, amigos.