Dopey 516: Smoking Too Much Fentanyl in Tel Aviv with Rachel, Syringes, Weed, Cotton Fever, Relapse, Pills, Recovery

This week on Dopey!!!! We are joined by Rachel Siegel of Mountainside! And she tells a crazy adventure of becoming a fentanyl addict in Tel Aviv - Israel! Rachel's story starts in Massachusetts but takes a serious turn to pure Israeli insanity! PLUS emails of cotton fever, crazy Wiley Voicemail and my Dad's 81st Birthday! Plus Elon>?????'

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🚨 NEW DOPEY EPISODE – FROM CUBA TO CRACK TO DAD’S 81st BIRTHDAY 🚨

Alright, Dopey Nation, this one’s an absolute debacle from start to finish – you don’t wanna miss it.

🎺 First up, Dave’s wild Cuba adventure:

• Trombone Shorty, George Clinton, AND Bill Murray ghosting him TWICE.
• No Wi-Fi, no recovery – just vibes and regrets.
• Full Cuba recap on Patreon – ya freeloaders.

📞 Then, Wiley’s voicemail of PURE CHAOS:

• Pulled over mid-score ‘cause his buddy buckled up in front of a cop.
• Scammed TWICE by the same guy on a mission for H.
• Ends up smoking crack with a prostitute next to a dumpster. 🔥

💀 And THEN… Rachel Siegel’s fentanyl odyssey:

• Boston to smoking Fentanyl in Tel Aviv, begging for "cat food money" 🐱💸.
• Surrounded by junkies with literal holes in their heads.
• Barely surviving a 24-hour cold turkey flight home.

🎤 But wait, there’s more!

• Dave’s dad, Alan, calls in for his 81st birthday, drops some geriatric wisdom, and debates Elon Musk’s… questionable salute.
• Dopey Nation: SEND YOUR THOUGHTS! Email or voicemail your hot takes to dopeypodcast@gmail.com. What did you think of Rachel? What’s pissing you off? Let’s talk.
• Shoutout to FeedSpot – Dopey is officially the #1 addiction and recovery podcast! (Who cares if we don’t know what FeedSpot is? We’ll take it.)
• Ads? Yeah, they suck. But you can PAY $2 a week and stop complaining. Fast forward or cough it up, junkies.

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