Arc 4 - Episode 9 - Jetski Joyride

Transcript

Speaker: Hello everyone and welcome to A Path Through Time. My name is Dakota, your PM, your DM, your GM. And sitting to my left is somebody. Who doesn't realize that Vulpix actually has 9 tails?

Speaker: It's me! Evelyn, and I forgot my name, so... Yeah.

Speaker: That's a good sign for the recording.

Speaker: So, Vulpix has nine tails? That's news to me. I always thought it had 12. Twelve? Oh. Well, that's news to me.

Speaker: Alright. And sitting to... We're really enthusiastic, huh? but For anyone curious, I'm fairly certain Vulpix has... Six tails.

Speaker: Okay, so Vulpix has six tails, but it has three quote -unquote tails on its forehead. What? Those are not tails. Did you not hear the quote -unquote tails? they're there specifically so that way the curls like like the curl like tails add up to nine because it's a nine tail fox Oh I see what you mean.

Speaker: Okay, but... well pedia says it has one big tail that separates into six I mean, that's... i guess so i mean that's like it because espion technical has one tail but it splits into two Yeah.

Speaker: Volpix isn't the one that's supposed to have nine tails. I mean, here's the thing. Do you count a twig? Then why isn't it called six tails? Do you count a twig with multiple branches a two twigs or just a twig with branches? No, we call that turtwig.

Speaker: I'm gonna slap you. I don't know. Alright, anyway. um No one slanders my boy. Who are we on? I think Eli's next.

Speaker: Well, Evelyn has to introduce me. Oh, naturally. Oh yeah. And sitting to my left is somebody who has... never been introduced before.

Speaker: Yep, I am completely new to the show, guys. Welcome to my first episode. I am Eli, I played Groose the Vindicrooow. Bye. and ignore all the previous episodes that was some other guy Bye.

Speaker: this is a new voice actor okay we got this new voice actor he's great Right before we started the episode, david weren't we just talking about the skinwalkers taking over? Yeah. Don't worry about that, that's not important. And water' so confu over zaid be now yeah and sitting across from me.

Speaker: is someone who is currently designing a D17 die. what he's doing with it. We don't know yet. Hey, what?

Speaker: At D17, you know? Who doesn't want a 17 -sided die? Oh, you see this one I'm going to do. I'm gonna... Get a d17. I'm a... take it to a mental ward and to tell them I will let you out of here if you roll a d20.

Speaker: Wait, can you make guys look like prime numbers? I thought you said B -17 for a second. That's what I thought at first. I thought you were talking about a B -17 bomber. Sorry, guys. No. D17 die.

Speaker: You sunk my battleship. Yeah, you said died. It cleared it up. It's like, oh, okay. It's not talking about more terrorism on the show. um Hello, it's me. I usually don't say who I am and just usually skip me, but I am.

Speaker: Jake, I play Rogue. I don't... boop Fuck. Um... i' ah Jake, I play Walter. I don't play Rogue. Hey, shit to be fair. I introduce you even when you're not here. It's not the end of the show that we sometimes forget to let you say goodbye. You get introduced every single episode.

Speaker: What are you talking about? You guys ignore me all the time. Gosh. Alright, they do they bully me here guys uh -huh first he burns my house down now he bullies me in discord i think you bully me more than anyone you're always calling me german and stuff Ignore the German talking and let's get going. No one likes German talk.

Speaker: And let's roll for recap. Oh yeah. Uh, great. I can go my tin box. Wait, bro. i Mean. Jake might have a hard time doing the recap this time.

Speaker: Uhhh... Oh, right. I forgot Jake doesn't know. Jake was not in the last episode. i had I had a more important thing, my sister's wedding, so...

Speaker: Ah, okay. That's not very important. So that's correct, yes. Anyway, I'm moving ahead. I'm not moving. What? What's wrong? yeah' say they i know like question i don't ever come I don't remember that night anymore. I was completely drunk. Oh, were you? Oh, boy.

Speaker: Well, so now the question remains. Do we have Jake Roland if he does the recap? Because you just have to completely guess what we did last episode. oh my god imagine we played like like hot and cold with him for the recap like 20 questions

Speaker: it what did you think for I'm going to Spotify and just read the description. Alright, Jake, here's here's what we're gonna do. Everyone roll for recap. Jake gets to roll a d20.

Speaker: if he if he meant just to match with me he's doing the recap whether he likes it or not Son of a bitch. It's it's in the 1 to 4 range. Uh ah oh Alright.

Speaker: Bye guys. You say first, I don't trust you. What? That's... That's not how this works. I got three. I also got a three, so at least if you did match you'll have some health.

Speaker: Guess what I got? What? A three? A three. i got um I got a one. Oh, okay. This last time all four of us were here, we all matched with... fours i think Imagine if we matched all with threes and Jake had a d20.

Speaker: God, that would have been insane. That would be so that'd be as big of a chance as drunk. all five pieces of Exodia in your first hand. Which if you don't know That's in like the million range of one into a million.

Speaker: okay well that's an easily computable thing that's Yeah. three or Four to the power of three. times 20. I think that's what that comes out to.

Speaker: times 20. no we has time Yeah, is 658 ,008.

Speaker: It's a .000

Speaker: 1 .5%. I think that seems pretty likely.

Speaker: Anyway. I'm doing a recap. So... Last episode. You guys. Oh, I got to start back a little bit before last episode because Jake left the last quarter.

Speaker: Well, did you... Well, I guess, that when did you want him to know this information? You know what? Let's not. He's gonna meet he's gonna like my earphones real quick. He's gonna server meet me.

Speaker: No, we went over it last episode in Last Opposed Recap, so we can start with this episode. Let's just say we made some plans. so Uh, I will not include any. You'll get to figure that out for yourself.

Speaker: so um you bastard you're gonna make me have to listen to the episode I'm just over here, like, evil fingers. to Like, my hands are together, and I'm just... How dare you? You're making us watch money you're our own show. How dare you?

Speaker: So you'll find out sometime this episode, probably. I was on like the first two sentences, but we'll see Alright. Anyway. so last episode you guys traveled to mist city You guys went to the Gale Beach train station and you guys got on the train after...

Speaker: trading pierogies and we were discussing about drug pierogies and stuff with Jake. I need to ask you, do you have drug pierogies? What's the deal with that? I don't remember. yeah what did you do with the pierogies that bruce gave you last time we were in the train station that you did something to them to try to get them to turn into moldy food faster. I thought you put cocaine or something in them, didn't you? Whoa, hold up.

Speaker: Look on your character sheet. I'm pretty sure you put it in your character sheet. i'm pretty sure you have like cocaine filled i don't think it's cocaine but i'm pretty sure i don't think i have it on my sheets if i do but let me look i love i just love the idea that we're all completely wrong about this and we're just pulling it out of our asses that there's like cocaine yeah i don't think it's cocaine Whatever it was, I thought it was some kind of drug.

Speaker: I wish I got rid of them all. No! No, surely they're there. Just look closer. Look close. You should have, I believe, either two or four pierogies.

Speaker: two or four proteins. In your inventory.

Speaker: a ah hu I'm going to... Sure. Sure, yeah, they're there. We'll have to re -listen to that episode, I guess. We'll have to find what episode that is. I said I was gonna listen to it last time, I - I forgot.

Speaker: Yeah. Because I know Bruce gave them to Walter and Walter did something to them. Wait, but I'm remembering this. um Oh sh - I don't know how I'd give... It was on the chain. I don't know how I gave drugs to it.

Speaker: and I don't think it was drugs. I think what might have happened is we were you talking about putting something like a probius and I might have made a joke about you putting... Tupi! Oh my god. I think I remember. I think he was gonna try to put like C4 into it or something.

Speaker: What? Like, let's like take take apart one of his dynamite sticks or something and put...

Speaker: some Some sort of explosive into it, maybe? There we go. into the drug pierogies? Why does this matter? What have you guys done to the pierogies?

Speaker: what We spent like 30 minutes trying to remember last time and we couldn't because you're the one who had and we didn't have your character sheets. I'm pretty sure I ditched them because I don't have them in my inventory. No. No. I gotta look back. Yeah, we're gonna have to look back later.

Speaker: i'm I'm pretty sure um I may still have them but I don't think I did anything to them. I think we were just making jokes. Hmm. I don't know, maybe. well i would have to worth him Because I don't think I'd waste a te - TNT on that.

Speaker: Yeah, I wouldn't expect you to Not knowing how much you love TNT. Also, sorry about that a minute ago. i That was a cut -on. Um... I mean, if you want to make it moldy, I can just...

Speaker: i can frost it reheat it frosting reheat it and now just make it really awful can eat on ice I got ice and fire punch so I can freeze and heat at the same time.

Speaker: Oh my god. Oh no. I can make icy hot. Ha ha. Right, we're still in the recap. so yeah um okay now that we've gone past the first like 30 minutes of the episode you guys got on the train and when you guys got on the train walter was so tired that he fell asleep first thing he did when he got on the train the entire ride isn't that just convenient Uh...

Speaker: Wiles... Jake goes to sleep. And I have to retcon this because we forgot. that may or may not is traveling with you guys. we completely forgot to uh that in the last episode so this is a retcon to make it easy may or may not was the one keeping an eye on Walter while he was sleeping.

Speaker: so There. Sounds... yeah Sounds good. Are you my new father? um so um Your father... So... may or may not is with Walter right now.

Speaker: Make sure he stays safe while he sleeps. That is a record. So you guys noticed there was a poster on the inside of the door of the train. The annual train trials were going on.

Speaker: An event that happens once a year. on trains across the Alcacer region. where you are test your uh what was it creativity and strength so you guys went over to the next car over where you heard all of the commotion and you saw all sorts of pokemon doing crazy moves and stuff and the train that was specifically built for this it was an indestructible train car Um.

Speaker: And you guys ended up signing up. Uh... for it. And you guys... I can't remember exactly what Bruce did.

Speaker: I mean... Because I think Evelynn used Electro Ball and made a rainbow -y spark. Uh, you did a quick attack into a flame wheel, is that right, Bruce? Ian Lay, whatever your name is. Okay. Yep. That's great.

Speaker: It's been a while since I could use two names like that. ah And then you guys did the creativity test, which I think was the best part because... Eli came up with three...

Speaker: ahead. uh haikus haikus not Yeah. haikus and Evelyn... Uh... created a full blown song. I don't know if I... I don't remember if I put that in the episode or not, but I think I did a transmission where I said like 23 minutes later.

Speaker: ah Just a little funny. Fact. See? In character. time limit for this was 15 minutes i think they took about 30 minutes actually about minutes I think I had the timestamp in Audacity, which is why I said that, but... It was like 23 minutes and 12 seconds or something like that.

Speaker: And... so It was a version of I Got Rhythm. Yep. Yeah, it is. I got rhythm by... Who again? I don't remember. George and Ira Gershwin Yeah. Yep, that.

Speaker: George Ivor Ershwin, I think that's what you said. gershwin gershwin yeah he's yeah he's the guy who wrote rapstein blue If anyone in the audience knows that.

Speaker: So it's pretty famous. After the creativity trial, you guys did the intelligence trial. where Who did what goddamn one of you guys did The...

Speaker: Fermi Paradox? Is that what it is? No, not the frame paradox. It's like the... Oh crap, his name is like the old bond Go. paradox or whatever about the If there's infinitely many stars in the sky, why isn't the whole sky lit up?

Speaker: there's a name for that at some like weird. Foreign name, I don't remember. It's like I don't know that we' doing this Oh, and something weird like that. i More I'm listening to this, glad I wasn't there because I feel like I'd make myself feel more dumb.

Speaker: All right. it Uh... Para does not... I don't... I have no idea.

Speaker: No, okay people doesn't know either ah Anyway, so I had you guys... to or I had Evelyn debated that, right? Was that you, Evelyn? Yeah, that was that was Hikaru.

Speaker: Okay. And... Eli debated if A falling tree fell in the forest. And no one heard it. Did it actually fall? Uh... I gotta to say that was actually particularly fun for me because I had to on the fly uh be the devil's advocate i was just spewing spewing nonsense i'm trying to sound convincing It's actually really fun to do.

Speaker: Uh... And after all was said and done, Evelyn won the contest by I think two points? Okay. And took home... Yeah, it was one or two points. Something like that. It was a...

Speaker: focus sash 10 000 poke i think and the vitamins The vitamins is an item that lets you increase your human stats by one

Speaker: ah And after that, you guys... concluded the trials. you arrived in Mist City. And you guys are on your way back to see... Or to go wake up Walter, I guess.

Speaker: And I was asleep for a while. You were asleep for a few hours, yes. You had a nice nap. What? What time did you guys arrive? Was it in the morning or afternoon?

Speaker: I want to say it was afternoon. because we left. the train station in the morning. Right? Okay. Okay, cool I'm not positive on that Okay.

Speaker: May or may not come up later, I don't know. So. With that, I think we're ready for a random move. So Jake, why don't you give us a random move? bla Um, okay, yeah.

Speaker: Oh, right. i should I always forget.

Speaker: Ummm...

Speaker: That's... Pokemon not Pokemon moves. I did a random how are you doing it Are you doing it properly this time?

Speaker: Look sounds like it

Speaker: Why? ah it's called up What do you got? No, I just... Guys thrown at us is random Pokemon move generator, but just gives me a Pokemon not move I'm...

Speaker: Alright, randomize. All right, I comment. Torment? Dad? Works. Surprisingly well. All right, let us torment on in.

Speaker: He's tormenting us. now another ah Now that we're in, by the way, I found it. It's called Olber's Paradox. Never heard of it. Listen, I've dealt with college for this whole week. I'd rather than not go through paradoxes right now Yeah.

Speaker: Uh... And over the paradox ask why the night sky is dark if the universe is infinite and filled with an infinite number of stars The answer is there are different sizes of infinity. Whoa, crazy.

Speaker: Yeah, there are different sizes of Infinity, but is that the actual solution? finite age of the universe expansion of the universe star lifetimes That's just what I'm seeing listed here. Anyway, you guys are in a train.

Speaker: So... Choo choo. You guys, over the intercom, you hear, now we're thriving. Agnes City. Can you guys feel the train slowing down? You guys have entered.

Speaker: the... Train car that holds Mayor Maynard and Walter. And as you guys are walking in. may or may not is waking up walter And Evelyn, you hear your GPA buzzing in your pocket.

Speaker: do do do do do Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring. Phone call. Phone call. ringing Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring. It is Jeremy.

Speaker: Hey Jeremy, what's up? Uh, hey, uh, so... Um... I... I think we've got a bit of a problem here. So...

Speaker: the The real reason I stuck back and stuff is I can't find... Veronica. I... So I don't know. I don't know where she is. Veronica's missing too?

Speaker: i I don't know if she got like... kidnapped or something but like she's I... I don't know. Alfred doesn't know anything either. and Bob doesn't know anything?

Speaker: Uh... I mean... we we we interrogated bob for a little bit because you know he's new here and we thought he might be up to something but he doesn't seem to do anything about it To be perfectly honest. He seems innocent. So we have no idea where she went Huh.

Speaker: huh probablyll on Are there no, like... Are there like no surveillance cameras around or anything? Uhhh... Hmm. No. We are pre surveillance cameras, aren't we?

Speaker: Are we? I... I... I... but I'm... to I feel like if we start adding surveillance cameras into things, it's going to make the plot a lot more complicated. So for the simplicity of everything, I'm going to say no.

Speaker: Okay. because Like... just when the air of cameras but not there video cameras are new Right? Sorry, what was that two people were talking? Oh.

Speaker: We have GBAs that can take videos but it's like dinky 240p video. Yeah, it's the 240, whatever the GBA screen is, yeah.

Speaker: Right, so uh All right. Alfred's looking into it right now, but ah i'm hopping on the train still i'm coming to meet you guys like planned and uh and Well, I'm at the train station right now, so... I'm just waiting on a train to arrive. call you update you guys since i don't have anything to do right now and it's honestly eating my mind up right now so Oh, I don't know what to do about this. Any news on your guys' end?

Speaker: Uh... Nothing from us. we What a great nap.

Speaker: Yeah. Okay. Well... Just... Keep an eye out, would you? um I have an idea. Check local concerts. She has a habit of just leaving and not telling you you and just going to concerts for fun.

Speaker: You know we're part of the same band, right? And you know the same woman who... I know right? And you know that she can't play without me, right? Hmm.

Speaker: Thanks. I don't know. She never invited me to any of your concerts. Have you ever tried playing a band without a drummer? Doesn't work very well. Wait, she's the drummer?

Speaker: no No, I'm the drummer. She's the main vocalist. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I back up vocalists as well, but I mean... Dang. Veronica is doing the one thing that every dad hates dating a drummer.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: Don't follow her, kids. if Okay. Uh... Yeah, yeah, uh, so just... Just kidding. keep in touch, would ya? I'll be there in like... an hour or two just Give me a minute and I'll be there.

Speaker: Alright. See ya. Any hangs up. See ya. Who? I just want to say this. I know if this sounds dickish, but... Walter that walter's not concerned but she disappears like a lot from walter To go on tour and other stuff like she just Gone.

Speaker: No, you got up so he's like ah probably she's probably just doing something

Speaker: It's like, oh, she probably just... wrote a letter or will write a letter to tell you where she went She just leaves sometimes. Or maybe she'll burn her house down and you'll find her that way.

Speaker: Oh, no, she's got a way of saying. and maybe Maybe she has a like secret kid that she also leaves behind to deal with an abusive father. Jesus. He's got a second family.

Speaker: From how Veronica has turned out, I would not surprise me. I like how your mind only goes to the negatives. There can't be any good reason she's gone.

Speaker: Oh, you know, you're right. It could be. maybe she I thought she was kidnapped.

Speaker: Well, that would be like... That's what I'm saying, that'd be a good reason to be missing. Chick just immediately goes to oh, she's slacking off

Speaker: Oh. so i mean i don't necessarily call that a good reason to be missing okay good i wouldn't either A good reason to be missing, a better way to put that might be...

Speaker: A good excuse. There you go. Fair, fair enough. Like... Yeah. Like I don't know maybe she went on like an unassigned quest okay you know out character about Maybe she went to go meet with my father. Maybe he is alive.

Speaker: Maybe she wants to go finish the job. Yeah. Yeah. As you guys are talking the train comes to a full stop and the doors open up.

Speaker: As you guys... Exit the car. you guys see mist city it seems to be It's a very interesting city. It seems to be very water focused. Is that you guys step As you guys step out.

Speaker: You guys are on the coastline. But even... as you look at like the sidewalks and stuff you look out at the city and you notice there's like waterways on either sides of the roads And there's like a lot of water features everywhere. This seems to be a very water focused town.

Speaker: Every house has like... a water stream coming off the top of it. there's ah Seems to be a persistent fog over the town, but not like a cloudy fog, just like a very light pleasant mist.

Speaker: Hence the name Mist City.

Speaker: so Oh boy, new town to nuke. Wow. Oh. This place looks awesome.

Speaker: Along the coastline you also see boats of various sizes. it seems to have a very prominent I'm very... prominent port But the standout feature? is the big cruise ship labeled the ss titan The SS Titan?

Speaker: it's a big cruise ship it seems to have be like five stories tall if you count the windows It's got two big smokestacks coming out. What? I wonder how expensive it is to get on that.

Speaker: Does the SS tighten the thing we're riding? Getting on.

Speaker: Are you asking me or? Guys you want Oh no, we anywhere near? Is there? we gotta check his destination we can't make make sure it doesn't go through any icebergs

Speaker: Yeah, I mean... Well, that does it have like an icebreaker kind of thing on the front of it? um Um... I don't know what an icebreaker looks like on a boat.

Speaker: First thing I thought of was a cow. Cow plow or whatever it's called. Here's the icebreaker, it's a Wailord. That's the icebreaker. I thought the boat with the icebreaker was in Tenebris City.

Speaker: it's yeah Yeah, it's supposed to be, but... if This just seems like a very standard cruise ship. There's no standout features other than it's a luxury cruise ship. or yo vacation yes i think i kind of was asking you if it was if it's the ship we're getting on But, I don't know.

Speaker: Are there different ships we can get on? There are. There's lots of ships. There's sailboats. There seems to be um like... What do they call it? No. Speedboats, there's speedboats There's small yachts.

Speaker: There's boats of all kinds and you see people milling about. Dope support. as they're handling and dealing with their boats and stuff. It seems like there's a wide selection. of boats to choose from.

Speaker: What?

Speaker: The speed boots. probably get us there the quickest. Probably won't do well in open water. And like... With the waves. Well...

Speaker: We're, we're... traveling from here to tenebra city to get um the bigger boat that'll be able to take us through the more dangerous waters.

Speaker: We're taking a short boat trip to get to the place where we can take our long boat trip.

Speaker: Great. Yeah, I mean, yeah that's the plan you guys have. Oh. All right. then probably be a speedboat.

Speaker: Yo. Let's all get jet skis. You know. je Jet skis on the open ocean. ah That's a great idea. You definitely won't get a shark attacked.

Speaker: Just hit one medium -sized wave and you're done for. We'll hit one. um Feeding frenzy? We're dead.

Speaker: I'm feeding frenzy cheese. we just see ah we We just see a bunch of sharkapedo fens coming at us. Yeah, no, we do not need to be dealing with that.

Speaker: I prefer my times on water to like be rent a jet ski don't we Don't we have to wait here for... Yeah, man.

Speaker: The guy, I can't remember his name.

Speaker: It's like a guy. Are you using your selective memory again, Walter? Um... Totally.

Speaker: In his head, he's just he's imagining that. the of jet skis right now I don't know. As you're imagining the jet skis you do see a jet ski rental on the other side of the port.

Speaker: I mean that would be a way for us to... Past a few hours while we wait for Jeremy to show up That'd be cool. Uh, how much does it cost to rent them?

Speaker: Well, Walter's gone. and How far away are they? Yeah, they're all... you guys are still at the train station which lets out onto like a boardwalk I should have said. Which leads up to the...

Speaker: leads up to the port or into the city. that You just see a silhouette of Walter just running in the distance like Yeah, Walter's fucking gone. Okay. Okay, I might just follow I'll follow Walter But... But you know, they can easily catch up to me because I don't have quick attack. They do.

Speaker: Okay, well I'm gonna use my surf You mean you slurp? Oh! that's right we so did forget to mention that in the recap uh hikaru finally used her slurf tm and it did successfully teach her surf.

Speaker: Yeah! That's BS, it's gonna give a slur. That's BS. Well, Sloth was... Slurf was a TM that had a 50 % chance of actually teaching you to use Surf because it was a Chinese knockoff.

Speaker: So... yeah Yeah. Big sad. so Big sad. Okay. I'm gonna try something. I'm gonna try something cool. um okay I'm going to jump into the water and use surf.

Speaker: And then... I'm gonna use an electro ball to propel myself just just Just create like a little motor. Ooh! I like that. What? so ah So, okay okay if you're trying to game the system by getting move uses, that's not gonna work.

Speaker: But when when you shoot out an electro ball, you do get a sudden burst of movement because you're throwing something behind you. But not enough to like speed you along. It just gives you a short burst of movement.

Speaker: Like, if you threw off a heavy ball off the... away from you basically. Okay, yeah, I wasn't trying to get like extra move counts. Inflate the move. Funny enough, we have seen Pikachu in the anime use his tail as propeller. Yeah, I just i just think field moves are cool and we haven't really done them enough yet. Yeah, no.

Speaker: I like... i like a Yeah, I like that. Uh... and i definitely agree that your moves could definitely be used more for flavor

Speaker: You say you know what as as you say that you just see Walter uppercut someone I was waiting to the jet skis in line So, utter she Walter. uh we i do have to cut off to you since you're at the port go ahead and roll me her perception What about Eli?

Speaker: Brazil. I mean, Bruce. so Yeah, so bruce Bruce just... ah stares at the the two people who just excitedly ran off in different directions. shakes his head and it's just like children was Wait, we went in different directions?

Speaker: You went out of the water. Walter went over into the port. Yeah, I went down the pier. You did a shortcut.

Speaker: Well a quote -unquote shark shortcut Yeah, I just imagined the water being like canals to the side of the streets, right? So you guys are on the shore. you You guys are on a boardwalk overlooking the shore.

Speaker: But there is waterways on both sides. It's not like a big canal. It's not like Venice. They're water features. They're like streams that are filled with water that's flowing down. Yeah, a little side channel. They're decorative.

Speaker: because they just got like no no no water No, it is decorative. There are decorative streams of water flowing down both sides of the road. With smoke. okay Okay. um R .I .P. to Magikarp, they're swimming in there.

Speaker: no No, it's not big enough for anything. It's like two inches deep. Okay. Is it like, is it salty water? ah Yeah, I think that would make sense. You guys are on the ocean, so it's probably being pumped from the ocean.

Speaker: That's gonna conduct electricity. i i I imagined you were in the ocean because the ocean's like... Two feet to your left. No, I wasn't. i No, i'm and I'm in those little...

Speaker: I'm in that little canal. Okay, so basically you jumped in a water puddle. And I'm just trying to surf along the side. of surf along the top of it okay so here's what i imagine happening uh You surf and what you do is you can basically glide along the decorative water feature alongside the road. So it's like you're grinding on a rail but it's water instead.

Speaker: Yeah. Yep. This place kind of reminds me of Casca Rafa. Impa there. That's what it is. Yeah, there's also this that there's a city in Kalos in the anime that Oh, is that the arc where they had the armor?

Speaker: Mad to have that weapon with lots. Yes Well, that that's based on Venice. Is it Coomarine? it i End.

Speaker: No. Coomeroon City is the city with the grass gym leader. I'm pretty sure But it was something like that. Okay.

Speaker: Anyway, so Yeah. So, Jake, r or Walter, or whatever your name is, I need you to roll a d20. For perception. Sorry. Perception. You are sprinting down.

Speaker: Yes. it's actually since you're sprinting down i'm going to have you roll a disadvantage You are hyper focused on the jet ski sprinting to the other side. I want to see something happens.

Speaker: Okay. Four.

Speaker: ah So with a four, you run headlong into... You don't run into your head, you run headlong through a Gengar. Ow! Oh, no. Uh -oh. no oh Ho ho!

Speaker: You you look you look up and see this Gengar ah who has two friends with them, a Meditam and an Ekans. And... The Gengar looks surprised. He sprinted right through him. He's like, whoa, wait, whoa.

Speaker: Hey is there, buddy. Watch where you're going. and Are you heading to the S this time? I know I phased right through them, but it'd be so hilarious to see a Walter imprint on him that ran through him like of smoke.

Speaker: It, like, reforms back into its shape after you run through it. Yeah, I like that. That sounds familiar. You heading towards the SS Titan? Jet skis, actually.

Speaker: Oh. Okay. Well, you see, I got this... ah so Uh... It turns... It turns out they don't... We were on a...

Speaker: He like... puts his figures together like uh he's trying to dance her around a topic like uh we're not ah apparently we're not allowed on this boat for travel so these tickets we bought are kind of useless now Um...

Speaker: this is the just This is a Team Rocket get. I remember this episode. It's like, ooh, we got these tickets we couldn't use. Sawa -e! Why can't you use them?

Speaker: Um... He's like scratching the back of his head. It's something we did last year. It's kind of put us on a no -fly list. if you Know what I mean. Or no sale list in this case.

Speaker: Go ahead and roll insight, yeah.

Speaker: Are you one of my people who... are criminals. One of your people? Exactly. Wait, what? One of my kind. We're both criminals. I want to know if you tell the truth. I want to see if game recognizes game. Yeah, did you roll insight?

Speaker: 14 i don't and i couldn't see what was under so i just assume it is zero oh okay it should be inside oh no it's a it's it's a zero yeah now i found it yeah it's so working me so It wasn't zero.

Speaker: So where's... 14.

Speaker: Honestly, I don't know a good way to put that with the 14 you see the like he looks longingly back at the cruise ship like he does generally want to go on the cruise ship it looks like it'd be a fun time But at the same time, it looks like he's not too too upset about it.

Speaker: i'm sorry i'm just getting the image of the team rocket when they just go cool Yes. Oh. I just keep getting that image of James when he did it.

Speaker: He's like, Oh! Sure. um Only three tickets, he said? Yeah. Yep. it's For me and... He points to himself in the middle of the screen and then he comes.

Speaker: He'll take it. okay Um... He's thinking to himself, hmm, I may be on a note. On no list two. i Mean even if you don't want them at least you can sell them I uh... My contacts don't sell to me anymore.

Speaker: huh So you can't like hold on for seconds. And he holds out three tickets. Well, Alter will take of them. Okay. Cool. um Nice to meet you, like, what's your name?

Speaker: Mmm. My name? My name is George.

Speaker: And this points at the Atkins. is Sally. and he points at the meditram And this one is Gregory. I think you've got the genders backwards on those.

Speaker: i Why do I know these Pokemon? The names sound something in my head. Why do I know this? Yeah, I'm getting deja vu from this scene.

Speaker: Where do we know these bastards from? also i just want to say i completely forgot that team rocket did this in the anime yeah This is are not it supposed to be a reference to them or anything. It's just genuinely, I wanted to get away from you guys. I actually have tickets.

Speaker: if you guys just said that would have been the biggest reference Yeah, this is a reference to Team Mimi's. Ooh, you figured it out, did you? Alright. Where is that from? I can't remember.

Speaker: What's that from? We in character have no idea who these people are. I know, but... Can you just tell me how character... i am I'm so, like... It's on tip of my tongue, but I can't remember what show it's from.

Speaker: It's not from a show. Oh, where's it from? It's the original Mystery Dungeon games. Oh my god. They're your main antagonist.

Speaker: Yep. Oh my, oh, that this fucking Gengar. Yep. Which obviously, I mean, in this world, it can't be the same, Gengar.

Speaker: because Bat Gang all right. slight spoilers for vi the the original Mystery Dungeon game. That Gengar was once a human.

Speaker: Who knows? Anyway. Um... Thanks, man. I love a slight spoiler. Spoils the entire ending.

Speaker: Well, it's a post game thing. Is it? Okay. I guess that's why I didn't remember that. As I say, I remember the ending of the of that one.

Speaker: because that's actually one of the pokemon games i finished but i don't i didn't remember that gengar was a human that's interesting Yeah, well that but yeah, that's that's just a post game side quest that you can go along And discovered.

Speaker: Okay. Anyway. anyway um Thanks, I guess. they'll like take it and be like I... Don't know if I'm going to use... probably just sell these.

Speaker: Don't know there's more than three of us here that I have There's more than three? Oh, uh, well, the tickets cost 2 ,000 poke apiece, so if you got any extra people, you, uh...

Speaker: Hopefully you got the money for that. Otherwise, yeah, I'd just tell them to summon on the street. Heh heh. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.

Speaker: Oh, don't worry. Don't don't worry my sir.

Speaker: Oh wait, how much money do you have? I forgot. Walter is still loaded. Okay, so I remember... i I still got... 17K and 70 ,000 worth of gems. Oh, okay. See, last episode, I asked... ah The... Uh... Eli and Evelyn if they had any any passive income and when they said no i was like oh yeah get it okay so i gotta to get away to I forgot you guys are rich.

Speaker: Well, it's only Walter. Me and meat Bruce and Tikaru are still... Bye. Poor bags. like and The poor kid has now become the rich kid in this group.

Speaker: Yeah. ah Yeah, Hikaru doesn't really have any money. Her parents are... her Her parents didn't didn't give her any any allowance.

Speaker: I really need to find a way to spend all this money so we can actually have a reason to go on quests. yeah and I don't know about Bruce, though. Aren't your parents rich? What? Yeah, but... Flamebacks are, but...

Speaker: Most of their money is also like tied up in stocks and stuff, so...

Speaker: I love how we made that. like i never knew Why you don't get. While you're not rich. Yeah but so but that's my reasoning now fruit and uh also they they tried to raised me to know the value of hard work.

Speaker: And not just... toss money at me, whatever.

Speaker: I see. I see. So yeah, I mean it's kind I'm kind of the same way. like my you know i like my mom has a small business my so does my dad and they you know They they make like modest amounts of money.

Speaker: But I feel like they're you know they're they're always like reinvesting everything in just the business itself. and um We also have the mortgage. on on our beach house, so...

Speaker: oh yeah we don't have to worry about that the flag i don't have to worry about um we don't have to worry about mortgage either for the house either but Yeah, because you lost your house. the well yeah It's burned down.

Speaker: Do you still have to pay your mortgage on a house if your house burns down? That's actually a good question. Hey, conveniently, we got we got the um insurance like a week before. I don't know. My mom applied for it. I don't know. Luckily, we got insurance for it.

Speaker: I'm trying to fight my cat. He's trying to lay on my keyboard. I'm going to throw it back on the couch. Come on. Over there. You stay around. Okay. Now there's a cat in the picture.

Speaker: He'd be like, oh. Cool, thanks, as you, like... like do 180 degrees. Like, start running again. Okay. Okay, so you still run into the jet skis?

Speaker: Yes. Okay. so you get up to the jet skis and there is a Ooh. What's a good one? water Pokemon.

Speaker: Nope, it's a Feebas. A what? I'll see you guys. What's this guy's name again? Oh crap. Uh...

Speaker: Oh, I'm blanking. What's front door fish? Yeah, Freckle Festival. Yeah. So you see front door fish, and he's like... Oh hey!

Speaker: Uh... Good to see you here. I didn't know you'd be around these parts. You here for a jet ski rental? Yeah. How much are they?

Speaker: Right, jet ski retos are going for $200 an hour right now. And weather's pretty fair, so you should be good. Waves are calm. Business is booming. You see a couple people out on the water playing with jet skis already.

Speaker: Ah good. But for now, everything's calm. For now. oh geez knowing this universe A storm is about to roll in. You just see a storm coming in. that you were I thought you were implying Walter was going to be the storm. I'm about to go dynamite fishing. Alright. Shit. I got that spishing. There's no waves. I'm gonna make my own.

Speaker: it's like i have i know a great way i just i just found a great way where i can make one big wave God, you guys destroyed the entire game in this city just the second you touched down.

Speaker: I'll have to make a new call to make a new meme. No! Please do not. this is allll I I'll pay for mine. He'll like, here you go. He'll give like $200. He's like, here you go. Thank you.

Speaker: Although he's like, how much to buy though? Goodbye. Oh, well... yeah I mean... These are... ah These are Well, they're not exactly top model, but...

Speaker: The guy I got them from gave them to me for about $70. Ahhhh. seven thousand okay i almost said 70 i'm about to say you're gonna say 70k really i saw myself i was like wait a minute that's way too much i was thinking about real convenient right after i tell you how much gyms and worth the money i have that wasn't on purpose i was trying to think of how much a jet ski cost in real life i was like i could maybe see it be like 50 000 for like a fancy jet ski Actually, I don't even know if they are that much.

Speaker: But how much to find your business? Hold on one second. Oh. So yeah they range from 7 ,000 to 22 ,000. Okay. well that's fair then yeah yeah okay so he's like yeah yeah uh they're about seven thousand a piece why are you book on say I'm thinking in my head, how much to buy the whole place? Get that passive income.

Speaker: i'm sorry what good To buy the whole place, I've got 20 jet skis here. That alone is more than you're worth. You don't know that. He like looks you up and down. He's like, yeah, you ain't buying it. That was out of character. That was out of character. okay don't make me get the cards

Speaker: Walt is going to blow up the universe over. Trying to get control of his neck. I want my own shi - Oh. He's like, wow. Anyway, i'll i'll pay I'll pay for my thing. You'll give him $200.

Speaker: Okay. All right. He takes a 200. He's like, there's an hour. Hey. he walks over to one of the jet skis he pushes a few buttons and you see an hour time limit uh on one of the jet skis it's like here you go you smart son of a bitch dakota i was gonna steal this shit oh were you oh i didn't even that wasn't a self -prevention you smart son of a That wasn't even a theft protection thing. I was just thinking about how that would actually work in real life.

Speaker: Yeah. Oh, that's really funny. That probably is a thing in real life, yeah. so for theft For theft protection, that probably is a thing. So that's actually based on one of the...

Speaker: Yep. i based that off of there's like this rope climbing course in st louis that i went to a while back and they give you these harnesses and they have timers on them and they'll start beeping and flashing what does the harness just unlatch or when the timer's up and ye No! Too slow!

Speaker: It's so the employees know. that Your time is up.

Speaker: He's like, wow, you guys are really strict here. It was hilarious. Oh.

Speaker: Anyway, oh yeah. Um... Walter would be like, he'd look at my wall and be like, wow, we got that I'm this rich. He'd be like, here, I'll pay for the other two. So I'll give him another 400. okay since you're since you're in this mindset is a good way to put it go ahead and roll investigation way.

Speaker: Okay. yeah its him I must love this jet ski. I didn't get a nat 20. I did.

Speaker: Okay, I mean the that 20 isn't gonna do anything more than what I was initially planning to give you anyway Bye. Okay. You were talking about wanting to steal the jet ski? you look up at the device that uh that he typed the information it is separated from the rest of the jet ski it is not part of the jet ski it is an accessory Oh.

Speaker: Oh. Don't. Uh oh.

Speaker: No. Jake, don't don't do it. You do not need to rob this. You know, this this is... a unique thing i've not added um pirating to my crime sheet yet. higher range Oh my god. like pirating or literally pirating stealing a water -based vehicle is technically hiring.

Speaker: He's commandeering a vessel. So I am pirating if I do this. And this is something we've not done yet. This is rare. The copyright officers are not gonna be happy with you.

Speaker: I don't think there is one in the state. I don't know it was a stupid joke I know. Okay, so what are yeah what are you doing with this jet ski?

Speaker: And has he noticed... Um... Has he noticed that Bruce and Hikaru aren't with him yet? I mean, I pay for your stuff so that it's safe for them.

Speaker: Okay. oh well If you had waited for us, you would have found out that Bruce does not want to go on a jet ski. It sucks for you. I pay for it. You better use it.

Speaker: I spent my hard earned money on this. So hold on, did you, so you spent 600 on this to reserve three seats? Yes. Okay. Gotcha.

Speaker: Well, I guess I get an extra hour. Love. Well, the Feebas has, so you have your hour and the Feebas has two jet skis reserved. basically.

Speaker: All he's doing is some dumb shit as he's jumping over people. What the fuck?

Speaker: Walter's going to get himself kicked out of the area. Walter's using force palm just to launch himself in the air. Oh, okay. oh It's like, what kind of black magic are you doing to make your jet ski fly?

Speaker: What do you mean? Okay. Right, so while Walter's having his fun... um let's cut over to hikaru and the bruce what are you guys doing You guys don't even know about the tickets yet. Walter got the tickets and fucking did it.

Speaker: So I'm just, like, looking for where... um i I'm in the water, but I'm kind of like... I'm a little bit... I'm like...

Speaker: A few meters ahead of... Bruce? Yeah. I think Bruce can still see me. Okay, good. And I'm trying to follow Walter. Hehehehe. Emphasis on trying Robocop. Yeah. Funny enough they could catch up to me.

Speaker: My speed stat is so low compared to them. You're on a jet ski. It's not tied to your speed. That thing goes a good 30 miles an hour. Oh no, I meant like when they were following me, they could easily catch up to me. How slow I am.

Speaker: Yeah, imagine we just like... We just like end up. we're We're just like walking in the direction of the jet ski place. And then we just... We just hear, we just like see... We just like see Walter.

Speaker: Like, on a jet ski and goes, woo!

Speaker: Out of nowhere. you You see like, Walt, some people just got knocked on the water because it got way too close of them. That feels like think something out of a movie but I can't remember which.

Speaker: so Okay. yeah So anyway, like at this point, Hikaru, like. Turns around and says, hey. Bruce, come on. Where? Where?

Speaker: Yeah, yeah, I'm coming. Don't worry. It looks like you got surf. Down. Pretty well. Yeah. Uh, will you be able to keep up with me?

Speaker: If I surf? I just... All right. I do like a quick burst of quick attack. and just like zoom like five feet in front of her.

Speaker: like Okay. yeah yeah yeah I think I'll be okay. Okay, I think we got this then. No. You said. Oh, okay. I'm on the path Hikaru's a few meters out.

Speaker: In the ocean. I'm on the boardwalk still. Okay. No, I'm just... I'm still in the canal next to the... bird Oh. Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah, hold on sick idea You surf.

Speaker: I go up to surf and I force pump off the surf and go launching. On to land? so right i'm but I'm about to pull up some jackass shit. Okay.

Speaker: This is Tommy Neal. Welcome to Jackass. sure Yeah. it's so funny this this is like getting on walking onto the water tiles In Pokemon Mystery Dungeon?

Speaker: And you know this is funny, I think we could've just walked on the water to get there. Oh yeah, that's true. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

Speaker: Does that mean I can surf with you if I just walk on the surf with you? I think we determined that you could walk up to like 20 feet. Well, like i think i think why that I think we made that for combat, but I think for like when it's like little no fuck nothing important reasons i think we just said go yeah yeah if it's for if it's for flavor and it's not like you know game breaking like oh i just walk over the fucking it over to Tenebra City.

Speaker: Play. That's not going to fly, but if you're just having fun out on the water, I don't care. Mmm. Okay. I'm on my way.

Speaker: Well, hold on. Hmm. Can I? Can I, like, see where... Can I see where Walter went like on my Game Boy? Uh, you don't need to see him. You can see him flying around and doing crazy stunts and stuff.

Speaker: out so Out there. Yeah, you can see you can see him he's like doing backflips and stuff somehow

Speaker: Something like that. Peace. You do the voices, it's you. It's your wall too. Roar! Wow! Wow! Just muscle, man. wait I'm curious to see what that is on Gencast because I did not pick up in Discord. Yeah, Discord is cutting out all of those screens. WEEEEEEE - it just I'm dying. Cat on Discord. Hold on, hold on, hold on. I can change this. are

Speaker: Okay. I don't think we get it. Everyone's deaf now. Yep. Shit, my things came out. So Hikaru... Notices.

Speaker: this. And... She's like... Ara ara. Bruce, are we going to turn to your surf is like. Finally a wave!

Speaker: All right. did Just so you know, Jake, the surf that Hikaru is using is the the field move surf that lets her travel over water. Not the... The big wave attack surf. Aw, boo.

Speaker: I mean, she'd probably turn it into big wave surf, but... She's not just traveling on like a five foot wave right now.

Speaker: Never mind then. Okay. Okay. Uh, yeah, Bruce, what are you doing? Good.

Speaker: I... I... I will look over at Walter. disapprovingly but just shake my head be like yeah that's walter All right.

Speaker: And get go over it. Got a saw a walk over back closer to yukaru and be like yeah Looks like Walter's having fun on the jet skis.

Speaker: all right I might go out there and join him. I just... I wanna spend some time on the water. Bad. Yep. Fair.

Speaker: I... Think I will pass on the water sports? Alright. Bye. You guys have fun. I will watch safely from the shore here. Bruce!

Speaker: Get in here. I bought you a... I rented you a jet ski. Can Walter hear us? How fine is Walter? Roll roll percent streaming this but world perception. I'm not saying I hear anything. I'm just saying i'm just screaming this.

Speaker: Sure, but I want both Bruce and Evelyn to roll perception. Bruce and Evelyn? Goddamn. There's Nicaro. Yeah. Alright. o That is a 19 for me.

Speaker: Wait, I don't even roll with it. Okay. Why didn't you just... Dammit, I'm not having a good - My I keep having problems with my dye Because...

Speaker: It rolled...

Speaker: It rolled into something. i think you need to download the newest physics firmware that might be your issue if your die is not working right Okay, I rolled an 18. Okay, so you both can hear him. I was going to say, if you guys fail to roll, all you would hear is like... I see, like, go up underwater shit in the distance. ski Yeah, muffled screaming, he's underwater, he's going around boats and stuff.

Speaker: He's somehow upside down and it's still working. But yeah, you hear whatever Jake says. if Whatever you said. Yeah, he basically just yelled out. but Bruce, try it. He already paid for our jet skis.

Speaker: It is the gist of what he said.

Speaker: Okay, I... I can swim now! I'll come out! This will help. She's like using... cupping her mouth with her hands.

Speaker: And then she's just gonna like... surf she's just gonna like make her wave go her like the wave she's riding on go up really tall and then just like...

Speaker: go over And then just like... propel herself over the boardwalk. and onto the side facing the ocean. And then... she just like tumbles over is there is the ocean like right next to us or is it like or is there a beach waiting this Uh... I would say there's like a small little beach, but, uh...

Speaker: But you... with the distance that you can easily just right over to the ocean. Okay. So she just rides the wave over. To the ocean?

Speaker: And then just like... comes out there and She's just like speeding, speeding towards... in Walter's general direction. And Bruce is now soaked because a wave just passed directly over him.

Speaker: So he's like, sorry, Bruce. Thanks, Ikaru. I guess I'll get on the jet ski now. I'm soaking up it already.

Speaker: Uh, don't... Trudge over to the jet ski. Rental. Uh... Yeah, Feebas is like... Uh, yeah, yeah. You're the Cyndaquil that Riolu reserved for, right?

Speaker: Yeah, that's me Yeah, they're locked in. He walks over to one of the jet skis and pushes a few buttons and comes back hands you the keys like, here you go, you got an hour.

Speaker: Thank you. We'll see if I use it all. Thank you. so I want to ask, is this clock like a like how you'd have a microwave clock where you just can keep adding time? so The add 30 seconds button is on it.

Speaker: Yeah. Hold on, hold on. I actually want to, so I don't want to give it, I want to give myself a roll to see how well this was made. On... Eat shit. oh Um. Oh no. We'll figure out what that means when your time is up.

Speaker: If you decide to do anything with that. Motherfucker, if this thing blows up me on me, this guy's shop is done for. like He is not making this out. A better way to put that is you can try and tamper with it if you want. It is not a foolproof system, it seems.

Speaker: Huh? Yeah. but No, I also had the same thought, Jake, of... Just keep adding time. This is accidentally just a bomb.

Speaker: yeah like little um tiver we're go we're gonna need your skills real quick bruce we're gonna need your skills after this incident Training you for bomb defusal in the future. Oh no, let it blow up. Hey guys, we're going to have to get some more hard -earned money with suing his ass.

Speaker: All right, because I'm the designated... Don't worry. I'm the designated persuasion guy. But... We're about to get some free jet skis.

Speaker: Uh, Okay, so I'll take my jet ski and start heading over towards Walter. Alright. Not doing anything crazy.

Speaker: Walter splashes around him. Okay. whatever you guys want to do is for flavor i don't have anything planned out for this so have fun with it ah When you guys feel like you're done, just let me know. and Time's up. I guess.

Speaker: Okay. um Walter will drive right back and Eli's like, You think? These things look pretty cruddy. You think we can just keep adding time to this?

Speaker: i mean maybe I don't know why you'd want to. Get in front of me and cover me.

Speaker: Can I remember your thoughts on this? Uh, on what exactly?

Speaker: but Walter wants to try to add time to his timer on his jet ski. but What's the harm? it's It's just a little more time. It's just for fun. It's not like I'm doing anything bad.

Speaker: Better hope that jet ski doesn't have any like a... t -tampering Notification or anything on it

Speaker: Oh no. I'm so doomed. The cop... I'm so doomed that the cops know that I tampered with a jet ski. Whatever will I do? Turns out this is what lands you guys in jail. It's like how...

Speaker: It's... Super. This is like how the, um, oh, what was his name? The, um... gangster that got help that was like yeah that's like al capone how how he got on taxes is how he got Yeah. taxes Yeah.

Speaker: Jet squeeze is what did you in.

Speaker: you You don't mess with the jet ski, please.

Speaker: Uh... I don't... Have a... All right. Oof. um did you Did you get a jet ski for me too? Yeah, you know what? so it Since you don't need one, this is just me adding another hour that I paid for.

Speaker: Alright, go go ahead. By all means. sure Sure. Persuasion is texas successful. school I don't know. I kind of want to try your jet ski. And then she just like... climbs onto Walter's jet ski.

Speaker: Not all persuasions need roles. Walter's scared for his life knowing that ah an electric Mouse is with me, soaking wet. Okay. I like this.

Speaker: so wait like oh no it's like a motorboat Like... yeah um'm i'm gonna try like i'm gonna stop messing with things you're like oh what You gotta try to do what the guy did, just like... Is there ad time?

Speaker: okay two things first uh bruce are you are sorry walter are you being covered by bruce Am I? Yeah. yeah i will try to like just drive in like In...

Speaker: to like the in -between line of sight. shrugging front door fish and Walter. so go ahead in that case since you have extra time go ahead and roll investigation with advantage If this is front door fish, he knows my shenanigans. He's seen most of it You see him like he's got like binoculars. He's staring at you. Thank God for advantage. I'm just saying. What do you got?

Speaker: I had first rolls in that one. Oh, you're welcome. Nat 20 No! Oh! fuck Okay, so...

Speaker: I was only going to give this to you if you had a nat 20. I guess I'll give you the easy way out. uh the accessory is exactly what it sounds like it is an accessory As such, it is... um It is implemented in the laziest way possible. It is. It's like a little hook on it. It's like a just a little tiny little hook.

Speaker: No, it's plugged in. It's being powered by the cigarette lighter port that is on the jet ski. and A waterproof cigarette lighter port. Oh, that's great. So can I just take it off? That's even better than I thought. of

Speaker: all right so i'm just gonna like Take I'm gonna try to take it off And just let it slowly sink. Yeah, so you unplug it and the screen just goes dark.

Speaker: You know what? This is a timer Walter's going to put in his bag, actually. just like just see Just so you know, if you've gotten anything other than a net 20, I was going to give you a defusal method of varying difficulty. basically

Speaker: But you got the easy way out, so. Yeah, you now have unlimited time on your jet ski.

Speaker: How? Wait, how so? Unlimited time? well It doesn't have a timer anymore. I unplugged it and just put it in my bag

Speaker: Make sure you put the timer back on before you... return that jet ski Yeah, otherwise they might know the tune.

Speaker: Alright. Keep in mind, I'm still on the jet ski. he walter's like he's gonna try to keep a secret that he's going like trying to get away but he's gonna be like quick tricks and everything but but slowly just get farther and farther but closer to the ship Sure, hold on, let me see.

Speaker: Also before, can I just um... It's like, oh wait guys, I forgot to tell you something. I have been given three tickets. to the big ship over there.

Speaker: Oh, that's right. What's ah May or May not doing? right now oh yeah i exist so that we don't forget about him again like we did walter all of season one I'm so terrible. Okay. He's in a muscle he's in a um muscle contest.

Speaker: ah So. I have a question. Evelynn, out of character, are you actually going to use your Disky at all? Uh, I might... I might.

Speaker: okay i was gonna say if you didn't i was gonna have may or may not just uh over here you guys see the car was i just have them like flying around on this ski

Speaker: I mean... I i don't... I need it. Like... He can have it. Okay, so he what may or may not guess the general gist that you guys aren't... or that car is not going to use her jet ski and he You see him like flying pot by at like 40 miles an hour on his jet ski and he's having the time of his life.

Speaker: Nice. good Good for me or may not. um By the way, guys, I have three tickets to that big ship. Ooh, I think we might need four.

Speaker: or I was told that like there are 2 ,000 tickets each. $2 ,000, $2 ,000 each. two Two thousand tickets per person. um That's some Disney World shit.

Speaker: Well, I mean... Yeah. I'm sure may or may not end. uh

Speaker: Bit. Why did his name just leave my memory? He can't remember his name either. Jeremy. He can't remember him either. I'm sure it may or may not. And Jeremy. have 2000 poke on them

Speaker: We sure? may or may not Didn't really have pockets when he, um... Transformed. Ewww. That's a good point. I don't know. We'll have to check on May or May not. I'm sure he's got Harden somewhere.

Speaker: He's a mayor. He's gotta have access to funds somehow.

Speaker: he still He still has the pin numbers for the bank. yeah He has the pin numbers for the town's bank still.

Speaker: to the vault. but okay I don't know if you thought the mayor has the pin numbers to the vault, but. He's got his bank account information.

Speaker: Nah. His bank account is the town's bank account. He's he's corrupt. We spent time. discussing how he is not corrupt.

Speaker: He is good mayor who like tries to look out for his townspeople. We're city folk.

Speaker: All right. So guys, um There's no timer in this thing anymore, so we could take this and sell it Or... take it and put it on the boat.

Speaker: I can't. The jet ski on the boat. I think we might notice that it was never returned. And... heaven forbid if we come back through here This is front door fish. He knows us.

Speaker: He should have never rented this out to me.

Speaker: Bruce just face palms.

Speaker: would still return this. Um, I don't... want us to Yes. I don't want us to get in trouble with the law. End. Walter just snickers at that. Like, Really?

Speaker: Oh no! This is what the law is going to guess for. Yeah, but stealing a piece of expensive property that we like paid. Only a little bit for...

Speaker: Like... i don't think we I don't think we paid anywhere near the full purchase price. hey It's just... It's okay.

Speaker: I will say that Jesse likes Ark very much. Quite nice. They're not like shitty moms. We didn't pay for them. And they're quite expensive. Let's go to the city damages we've caused.

Speaker: Yeah. Flashback to was a new shimmer city. I don't think we caused that. All the constant damages we have done. But the difference is those were accidents.

Speaker: This is... very much on purpose. We did not know that destroying the shadow being would cause a massive explosion I mean, the student we've also blown up streets by...

Speaker: when i threw that tnt at that at Bob and his group. at first. Did that actually blow up the street or did it just blow up them? You're talking about Vickers?

Speaker: It was a nat 20, so it definitely blew up the stream. Sorry. no No, when Walter watched that, Bob and the gang... now When we first saw them.

Speaker: Really? It was a nat 20. It didn't blow up the street? It no i blew up the street, but the bigger damage was caused when... Bob and the other two blew up the bank.

Speaker: yeah Yeah, that that was small potatoes compared to... What the actual bad guys did. There. I mean we've...

Speaker: We've also witnessed Murder? We've seen a crime boss get taken out oh Did we see that? I mean, okay. It was heavily implied.

Speaker: I think there's... I think there's a difference between like... doing questionable things in service of the greater good. and doing questionable things. just for Just for kicks?

Speaker: but And this feels like the latter. Exactly. But, but to jet ski. You paid for your proper time. I do not think we need a jet ski for the purpose of fulfilling our mission.

Speaker: At least we don't need to steal a jet ski. We can buy them. Yeah, if you want to go back and buy that jet ski Be our guest.

Speaker: yeah You just start heads off. Dude. with he car is still on the back of his jet ski I'm still on the back of it, yeah. Which is total on chaos. like He just looks like he's going straight at the... um Doc with it like straight at those the front door fish she's like a And that's going down.

Speaker: Oh no. Oh no. Oh good lord.

Speaker: Yeah, good.

Speaker: Walter's gonna like right up there is like Um... Catch, as he throws a gym at him and drives away. He throws a gem at him? Oh my god. Okay. So...

Speaker: Uh... Oh. So you had gems of varying... quality as shit, so... Uh... I am going to roll a d20 and based on that roll will be the quality of gem you thread them.

Speaker: You got an 11. So you gave him a gem that was worth... 8 ,000 poke. which would cover the cost of the jet ski. Alright, so I have six gems left.

Speaker: Worth. Hold on, I gotta... I have to put the total effect now. So I had 70 ,000. Now I have 62K left. So. Not having any arms, the Feebas does not catch the gem.

Speaker: But he goes over and, like, mouths. Wait, he's on land? Yeah, he's always on the land. Afeebas! Yeah. Or I'm dumb, yeah.

Speaker: How do you open doors? Ah, magic. How do you put in the time? Front door fish is gonna Look back and it's like... hey Hey, hey, whoa, what's this about?

Speaker: It's payment! I'm buying it.

Speaker: Yep, bye. Alright, fuck it, it's yours. I paid thousand dollars overpriced, but...

Speaker: I'm just gonna, like, Hikaru's just gonna, like, jump off the jet ski.

Speaker: Sorry, I just saw Eli's message. Yeah. Yeah, just... just just Just skate on the water for a little bit. And just see how, like, how fast I can go.

Speaker: How fast can I go next to the Dutski? Oh, do we have a race? that's based on your speed your d yeah your speed stat so Uh, how fast can a jet ski go? Hold on, before you say that, I don't want to be unbiased. I'm going to give it the jet ski a speed of 25.

Speaker: for 25 miles an hour. five I think I said 30 earlier, but 25. So how fast is your speed of them? is... 14. 14 so you can go relatively speaking i guess 14 miles an hour compared to the jet skis 25 for survey It's not about half as fast.

Speaker: Walter waltz is just a... um As they race, Walters doesn't go as fast as he can just to make lit. Hikaru thinks she has a chance and then zooms by her. And how...

Speaker: Uh... If I were to do that electro ball trick again, how fast could I go? Please don't you're gonna hit me

Speaker: Please. I stated it earlier that it's not really a speed giving thing. It's just a small oomph of like... Push. Right. Thanks to a temporary place from you. So it doesn't really speed you up.

Speaker: maybe like a mile an hour more, not anything noticeable. It's like if you're moving off of a 14, if you're on a 14 mile an hour boat and you need to throw a heavy ball off the back.

Speaker: yeah That's exactly what it would be. I'm gonna point out Walter was going full speed and Hikaru jumped off. So she rolled on the water for a little bit.

Speaker: Yeah. It's fun. It's like when those people do the um... They ski behind the water and you just see them slip and just roll in the water. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker: Yeah, so, Yeah, Bruce is, uh... Like...

Speaker: Yep, where's he gonna start? Following that, after... Walter after he just starts zooming towards front door fish and uh Get...

Speaker: gets the front door fish and like Kind of almost falls off the jet ski as he gets there. And it's going to be like that. Yeah.

Speaker: I think that's good enough for me. thought I apologize for Walter there. you You know how he is by now. Hold on. Walter zooms back in and throws the clock back at the guy like forgot this Up to the clock?

Speaker: see The Feebass is... Wait, you threw that at the Feebass, right? a front door fish Yeah. he He looks back and is like, hey, hey, what the... i mean What? It's yours anyway, but... Seriously?

Speaker: they said You really need to learn how to pick. Put them on better. They fell off. I'm so sure. of fell off he says with his finger air quotes that he definitely has the flip a like thin thin air quotes yeah yeah it's like a little fancy it's like that it's a Fell off! off.

Speaker: Yeah. He's like, uh... right you guys still got uh was that 12 minutes left you guys want to refund for your time He looks at Bruce and Hikaru.

Speaker: um Wait. well i thought if you have 12 minutes left of a six of an hour thing you can get full of refund No, bound back for the front of the time.

Speaker: so like we can't say That was gonna be such a review, so I just have to run. Yeah, you guys are good 24 poke back I think I'd pay for it.

Speaker: Wait, no, that's 12 minutes, which is... Yeah, 20%, so 40. Yeah. Four to each. Yeah. Okay.

Speaker: Yeah, I'll do it. May or may not took the other. Jet ski, right? Oh, no. Yep. Oh, that's right. That's right. So he has 40 to Bruce. Mary Maynard is out there zooming back and forth.

Speaker: Hmm.

Speaker: What's front or fish? I think like looking like He's thinking about... this uh overclocked jet ski that may or may not is on yeah i forgot earlier i said 40 miles I may or may not.

Speaker: yeah I don't take it too literally. he's like got his fin on the desk and he's like just or with this like head Uh... Fuckin I can't speak It's like ah he's got his head on his hand and ah leaning on the desk. He's like, I should not have given him a modified one.

Speaker: oh You see a crash sound outside?

Speaker: right well he's got 10 minutes he'll be done soon anyway He'll survive. right well thank you guys for your business i appreciate it And you especially, he says, looking at... a Wait, Walter's not theirs. He is, yeah.

Speaker: Yeah, what is that right But Walter's still out on the water, I think. Oh, okay, because I thought he dropped Hikaru off. Now all I need is four wheels and I make this a four wheeler.

Speaker: Right?

Speaker: That was really funny. Um... so uh i uh you see merriman uh bring the boat back in as his timer is beeping as his time is up he's like Wow.

Speaker: That was the most fun I've had in a while. Damn. thanks thanks Thanks, Walter. Wait. or You'll have to thank Walter for me when he gets back.

Speaker: You saw a stupid chi car because well, there's not here like we just established I'm terrible at keeping track of things. um With that, um Bruce, you your GBA starts ringing.

Speaker: And you see it is a call from Abyss. Okay. I will pick that up. Hey, what's up?

Speaker: Oh, hey. So, we... we got actually we we got a lead on brie i think we know where she is that's That's great news. So we tracked down this mystery dungeon team, who the last people who were in the clearing.

Speaker: Apparently. And they said that they caught a Zoroark who... they took to the prison, they said that Zoroark was pretending to be an Umbreon. and everything seems to match, so I believe what ended up happening.

Speaker: is that they've realized the work pretending to be I mean, we know that the uh brief was that was in the base was Zoroark pretending.

Speaker: Well, I think this miss this mr this rescue team here... caught Bree. thinking that she was the azure war and that threw her in prison so Um... I talked to the prison guards.

Speaker: and they said they have a zora work in their prison system but i'm They didn't let me see them? and i'm earth. They didn't let me see her because they they think it's a helmet.

Speaker: They think it's a Zora work and they're not letting me see them because they don't think they're related. And it's just... i I'm pretty sure we have to break Brie out of Prism.

Speaker: Alright. Could you get one of the guards to... tried to attack the zoroark in quotes to uh Break the illusion? I'm surprised they haven't tried that yet. I mean, as soon as you can just try knocking them out and that should knock off the illusion.

Speaker: Oh wait, I'm not there. Not sure they would take very kindly to me asking for them to beat up one of their prisoners but yeah yeah love very yeah brutality the guy Yeah Fair, but late. You would think there would be some way to...

Speaker: Test. if it's an illusion or if it's an actual Umbreon

Speaker: I'll see what I can do, but um when you guys get back... Uh... Come talk to me, and I think we need to stage a prison break. The sooner the better, so that way we can get her out of here. Yeah. We might.

Speaker: maybe be able to get some more legal method. of getting her out. Or, like... quote -unquote legal method.

Speaker: Uh...

Speaker: See if we can... Figure out what's going on there I just, I just had the, uh... You said getting a legal method in? I was just imagining a Breeze at the like ah in a courthouse and they're like, you are being charged.

Speaker: People are being charged with kidnapping or whatever that's directed. And the... prosecutor, or the ah defendant. What is it? Uh... brie would be the defense the prosecutor gets up and like punches brie in the fake in the face and they're like yep you see she's innocent not as overworked A new episode of Judge Judy already.

Speaker: the The defense attorney. is what you're thinking of ah whatever the defense attorney goes and just oh no chisert here we go again Oh.

Speaker: Yeah. Wait, so Right, so... Just whenever you get the time. preferably sooner just come back weekend and try and plan this out because We're so...

Speaker: Me and out I don't want to implicate Alfred on this. He means too much to the team. keeping his whole place together without just playing back here. He's not exactly available. I don't want him to go anywhere if anything bad happens.

Speaker: You guys actually have the means to just like, flee if need be. Alfred's tied to the base. Yeah, we're we're working on getting Miss Flame back.

Speaker: Back. Right now? uh we're on our way We're going to get on a boat soon. to get to it town with a bigger boat that we can take to the island where she's being held wait and yeah we should hope hopefully we'll be coming back With?

Speaker: My mother. I mean, and we can we could have Alfred.

Speaker: We could have Alfred talk about um his police contacts, see if they can do anything.

Speaker: ah Yeah, let me... let me Talk to him about that. I'm not sure what contacts you're mentioning. He had enough contacts where he was able to hide a body. I'm pretty sure he's got contacts to get someone out of jail.

Speaker: That could be something. I'll ask him about that. Walter is not here again, but... This is just out of... this is just out I'm just giving ideas. Oh, okay. Oh, I thought he was. i yeah walter less unless is the group This is a group call.

Speaker: No, I think Walter just jet skied over to Bruce when he saw that Bruce was on the phone with someone. But I love the idea of like, he's like FaceTiming on the jet ski as he's zooming around.

Speaker: <unk>s but doing that you just see someone get You just hear a thud and someone go flying over the jet ski. Oops! Hit a banner, Abe. Oops, head of the speed bump on the water.

Speaker: Jeez, these speed bumps are new. I didn't know they had these. are there Are there any like other Pokemon on the water? but There are. Oh there are, there's a bunch of people out playing with their jet skis.

Speaker: so With their jet skis. okay are anybody swimming Uh, sure, but closer to the shore, I would say. Okay. like Like a tentacle or... Is that even a Trico?

Speaker: Like a what? huh Oh, I said Trico. Trico? Oh. I know everyone um looked at you when you started using electric moves in the water, trying to embrace me. I want to help people look at that.

Speaker: Oh, it's like, oh, maybe not come over here. Yeah. yeah anti Maybe shouldn't. empties when she uses Electro Ball. Oh yeah, she's Electro Ball in the water. Yeah, I feel, I, is this like a, um...

Speaker: A stereotypical thing for electric types like... ah Did you like not? Whenever there was a pool time at school, did everyone just clear out and not want to play your pool with you? Being full of you. It's like, ooh, we're electric type. Never mind. Did we ever have a...

Speaker: I don't know, if did we ever have a swimming pool in school? I mean we had a beach. Peace out. I mean... I mean, to be fair, I didn't know Electro Ball until now.

Speaker: And... is it just thing where um there's a time for everyone to swim and then that's like You know how pools would have, alright guys, it's for the senior citizens, but it's for, it's like, alright guys, time for the electric Pokemon.

Speaker: No. It's for the electric and ground type Pokemon. You get on the water you try and use an electric ball and you just hear There's a time and place for everything, but not now. It's a light card. No, would like to think maybe Hikaru's like...

Speaker: because how much Maybe back in high school she would have to like... Wear like a wear like an insulating swimsuit when she's do Swimming? Like a bikini? Sure.

Speaker: Jesus. Just a full rubber suit. Yeah. But she's not wearing it now because she doesn't have it with her. She does have other clothes. 100 ,000 volts of electricity and an electrical bulb's power.

Speaker: oh wonderful she but she's just like she's just um she's she's she's she has it under control she's She's just like treading on top of it. Right, it may be 100 ,000 volts, but it's...

Speaker: It's only one melee. but It's for Thunderbolt, but that's still... if anything everyone's getting like a d4 damage every time she uses this is that But also she only did it for like a few seconds. so The rest of the time she was just surfing. I mean, a lightning bolt for a few seconds, but a lightning bolt hitting a pawn can like kill most of its ecosystem.

Speaker: Yay! Yeah. um ah yeah Yeah, I've seen i've seen videos where lightning hits a pond and you see fish rise up. Oh jeez.

Speaker: Oh, geez. So, yeah I mean... Uh... Okay. Well, I Let's just say I'm not trying to damage anybody, but okay, like... How can you control that?

Speaker: may or may not is a As you guys are all on the beach except for Walter, you see Mermaz like, WALTER! Walter, get over here. Jeremy's about to arrive soon. It's about that time.

Speaker: It's about that time. Wait a minute.

Speaker: Sorry. I don't know what I've heard. That's right. I should probably finish my call with Abyss here. Oh, I figured you hung up. Okay. no I'm just really yet yet maybe you could talk to alfred about getting uh some potential legal help for getting Bree out.

Speaker: of prison considering uh False imprisonment. Uh... Uh... Yeah, and uh... We'll reach out when we get back. Hopefully with a... My mother in tow.

Speaker: Okay. do we have like talk Do we have any way to prove that... Bruce, who are you talking to? Bruce! Bruce, who are you talking to? Talking to Abyss. i know if I'm trying to wrap up the call here, Walter.

Speaker: Are you on? Wait, am I am i near?

Speaker: Am I near, Bruce? Yeah, you're right next to him Okay. I wonder if there's any way to prove... That... that Abyss works. Brie works for us.

Speaker: like the guild. Without revealing that it's a guilt. They have a badge.

Speaker: Sure, I mean... I mean, we can say we're a guild.

Speaker: Yeah, I can tell you your audio quality went down a little. Hmm. Yeah, i'm I'm away from my mic. Screaming in? I can tell Nice.

Speaker: it's It's the Brooklyn 919. Tell about the bank accounts. Tell them about the bank accounts. Great. Well, anyway, I'll i'll talk to Alfred and see what we can do. In the meantime, finish up what you guys are doing and hurry up. We we need to get Brie out of here.

Speaker: all right thank you for the update uh yeah we'll see you soon Alright, see ya. Peace. And he ends the call. Wait. Question.

Speaker: In this universe of people that can transform Host entrapment. work. Ooh. Because technically you could just... Because you can just say, oh, no, you're a transformed Pokemon.

Speaker: Taking you in. i bet that I bet we could ah create a whole bunch of lore about that. Yeah, because that seems like a legal issue that out there That'd be so awful have to deal with.

Speaker: So the only way the only way to Wait, that must increase the times that people get beat up by the police because... Oh, got to make sure they're not tra they're not a an illusion Pokemon.

Speaker: Pulls out Nightstick.

Speaker: Yikes.

Speaker: So, may or may not slay go. Alright guys, it's about ah it's about three. His train should be showing up here soon. And sure enough... I... You see a train pull into the station.

Speaker: because well the train empties out onto the boardwalk so you can see the train And it pulls up. And a bunch of Pokemon get out. You guys can eventually spot Jeremy.

Speaker: amongst the crowd of people who get off. And he does not seem to have seen you guys yet. And I do the whistle thing. I can't do it. I throw the jet ski at him.

Speaker: Don't throw the disc out. What are you gonna do with that jet ski now? Oh no. I just wanted it Okay. Wait how many of us can fit on it?

Speaker: ah safe Also, how is he like carrying it? that Does it fit in his bag like things magically do? Hold on. i got no ason It's on the water. It's stuck there.

Speaker: Jet ski weight. it's gonna be like a good 2 000 pounds 136 to... Hold on. between 300 and a thousand pounds.

Speaker: Oh, okay. you're not yeah but that's but like that's a human -sized jet ski though Yeah, that's true This is like a very... This is for... Ryulu baby Pokemon.

Speaker: Yeah, so how big is that? I would say maybe 100 to 200. Mmm. yeah but thats That might be a good estimate. Like... we have an issue There is a cat laying on top of my cooling vents on my PC. I gotta go.

Speaker: pick them up real quick over here rebecca so the fact that i was able to easily carry them The fact I was able to carry on the - Sammy means I could carry this. I did just look it up Munchlax weighs .5 pounds Yeah. So I could take my carry and I see what, like I care.

Speaker: So... We did the a little math. If it's since it's for a baby Pokemon, I think it's gonna be like 100 to 200 pounds worth And. I was able to pick up Sammy.

Speaker: who The Munchlax is 236 around that weight. Go ahead and roll strength.

Speaker: so what what a standout crowd you just he's like where are the guy you see so he'd be just bench pressing a jet ski yeah go ahead and roll strength Um... 18.

Speaker: God damn it. All right.

Speaker: You can pick it up, but it physically will not fit in your bag. as it's you know, jet ski size. So you can pick it up. and you can carry it with you That's not really a problem, you just can't put it in your bag.

Speaker: So it has to be your held item, and it takes up both your hands. Does that mean it all takes up my scarf? Yes, you would have to take off your scarf. I...

Speaker: I mean... just Just put down a... I mean, the scarf is on your neck. i' I'm assuming. It's a power band. It's on my wrist. Okay sure, it's on your wrist.

Speaker: So, i'm just I'm gonna say put a note down that says you're eager're carrying it when you're carrying it, because... I don't think it's fair for you to take your power band off just because you look just... That's such a... Out of context. It's his held item now. let Listen, this is a new special move. This is a new Ryula special move.

Speaker: this is This is Meteor Mash, okay? if you can find a way to shrink it down or something i'm sure then you could put in your bag but it is physically too big to fit in your bag is what i'll say Right.

Speaker: all right walter's like i'm just like waving the jet ski like over here man over here You're waving the chicken.

Speaker: Okay. Jeremy spots you and he's like, what? Where the... Yeah. And... He wobbles a - He walks over to guys. Oh, hey, so, uh...

Speaker: What you're doing with that? No, no one in it bought it you You bought this. What are you gonna yeah You gotta get o - Hit like face palms. He's like, you know, we can't take that with us, right?

Speaker: Not feasibly anyway. You know, if... Who's gonna stop us?

Speaker: I mean... I feel like the burden of carrying around a massive jet ski? That might be a bit of a burden. I carried around a munchlax for a whole month. I think I can carry this. You did not carry him for a month.

Speaker: And he's, no, Walter's like, abbreviating this, like, he's like, it felt like years. Carrots, Sammy. it Yeah, yeah. And he did it so happily when he was doing it too.

Speaker: Yeah. Walter put on a smile, but it was breaking his spirit. Oh.

Speaker: Um, alright. So anyway. It's a quick workout. it's It is a workout doing this. Okay, what boat are we getting on? I'm sure the situation will sort itself out pretty quickly.

Speaker: yeahp well oh i have tickets to I have three tickets to that one. he He looks at what you're gesturing to and he's like Oh, we're getting on that thing? Uh... if you have 2000 poke for the ticket I thought you just said you had a ticket. Three tickets.

Speaker: my You see, i got I got tickets for the main... my um... Us three? I still need to get... You two need to get tickets still. I'll pay for these two, not you two.

Speaker: Alright. Uh... Sure, yeah, I can do that. I got a bit of a book budget here. And he looks up and he's like, yeah, what about you? ah I mean... ah Yeah I mean I still have my card here. he pulls out his debit card and for the first time you guys see a functioning credit card No way! Oh my goodness.

Speaker: experimental technology in the world of credit cards but no camera no um security cameras And uh... So. He's like Unfortunately, very few places outside of government facilities use card readers.

Speaker: don't worry and about ah in about 50 years it'll be the opposite where people don't want money but want cards If you give me just a minute, I'm going to run over to this. bank real quick.

Speaker: This ATM. Yeah, he like runs over to a national bank and he'll be gone for a minute. oh no it'd be so fucked up it'd be so messed up if it was like Please scan face for ID.

Speaker: but so So the bank is just called a national bank. Uh, sure. It's just called The National Bank. First Pokey National. it's It's A National Bank, short for Alcast National Bank.

Speaker: Yeah. Oh my god. That's actually really nice. Yeah. A National Bank N .A., which stands for National Association. for But what but boys's the where's the first pokey, National Bank?

Speaker: Uh, it hasn't been made yet. It's a experimental technology still. What?

Speaker: Credit cards are not widespread yet. They still have to - looks like the GBA. Yeah. Anyway, Jeremy is like, so where do I get one of these tickets?

Speaker: I dunno.

Speaker: prim Where did you get your tickets? By the pier. um I bought them for my Gengar. You bought them from my wife? Yeah. I swear to God, you're shadier than I am. Well, I think we were meant to be.

Speaker: What do you mean you bought them from a Gengar? Well, first I ran through him. Then I bought some tickets for him Cool. then i Then I got a jet ski and then I bought a jet ski and now I'm carrying a jet ski.

Speaker: How much money do you got, man? Jeez.

Speaker: Walter looks at his as pouch. as I'm calculating. About $78 ,000 left. Oh my god, and you can't spare $2 ,000 for uh... you're a good old dad he says gesturing at himself

Speaker: Walter's like, I'm carrying a jet ski. Do you want this thrown at you? Bye Megan. don't know. Not really. Alright, whatever. uh I didn't want to be a dick like that, but I'm like...

Speaker: Ooh, call me that already. Woohoo! Careful there. uh that 000 was including the gems right not but yes yes i don't have that one cash no okay They're just making sure.

Speaker: but If I had that on cash plus the gems, I think I could have bought the place. Yes. may or may not join us back up with you guys after heard a little bit and he's like all right i go to 2000 here That should be enough.

Speaker: Do guys know where to buy tickets at?

Speaker: yeah well Find a Gengar? like We were just going to head over to the the pier that the the boat is on and hopefully they're selling tickets there. Okay, let's go take a look.

Speaker: You see that Jeremy is one step ahead of you guys he is talking to a Vaporeon with a sailor's hat on

Speaker: who is standing at the entrance to the loading ramp. of the cruise ship.

Speaker: How much do these tickets cost, by the way? Uh... Are you asking us out of character? Yeah. I remember he told me

Speaker: Two thousand. Yeah, 2000. uh So. Jeremy is like, uh, yeah, I'd like, uh, well, I mean... Is this where you buy tickets?

Speaker: And... See you guys.

Speaker: I've been planning this character for a while now. Aight. Still debating on whether or not I even want to use it. Oh no. So the Vaporeon...

Speaker: Looks up at Jeremy's like, ah Hello, I am your captain. My name is Fishy. Yes, tickets are $2 ,000. Thank you. and he takes the money from jeremy o Welcome aboard!

Speaker: oof ooh the temptation to throw this at this thing Yeah.

Speaker: she she I see. Eagle eyes. Eli's message in the Discord group chat. I hate it. Fishy the Vaporeon. All confidence in the safety of this voyage.

Speaker: Fishy! My name is Fishy, and come on, this is totally legit. after we got After you just got these tickets from Team Rocket, im mean team meeting I mean I mean... um Those nondescript...

Speaker: Yeah. Oh jeez. it was called they're called the um Um... beanies not the meanies no they're the bees Team Beanies, or The Beanies. so has The Beatles? No. yeah yeah I was thinking the same thing. how How many steps does it take to get from Team Beanies to The Beatles? Beatniks.

Speaker: Three letter changes. Stuff like that. So Jeremy's like waving his ticket. He's like, hey, Mr. Mayonite, over here. it Looks like this is where you get tickets from.

Speaker: And Mayor Maynard walks up to Fishy the Vapor and he's like, uh oh okay so one ticket please? Yes, that will be $2 ,000, okay.

Speaker: And... may or may not hands or the poker? And she takes it. Here is your ticket. Welcome aboard!

Speaker: And uh... The Mermaid and Jeremy are looking back at you guys now.

Speaker: Walter walks by just holding the... Good. the dead skin throws a ticket and just like walks by like nope got my tickets Uh... Oh, okay.

Speaker: We'll have fun on your visit!

Speaker: sure the same young appointment is this is this gonna be a is this gonna be a car's mom next time we see them oh yeah what no selena's mom was a vaporeon

Speaker: That's right. wait Oh yeah. I just fucking love it. I i know that the audience can't see it, but in the group chat, I've never seen you guys hate a character. I've done more than this one ever.

Speaker: i hate it I just I think the voice is one of a kind. does This voice, I don't know why, just triggered me want wanting me to just immediately attack.

Speaker: I don't know why Voice triggered me and Eli. No, so it didn't trigger me into wanting to attack it triggered me into wanting to flee the area and Not trust. Never trust the French.

Speaker: Never trust the French. Never trust a French. The German man is speaking French. Okay. Heh heh. You know what? Okay. Oh, boy. keith Do you really think that's a French accent?

Speaker: No. Okay, I was going to say. I also just... Uh...

Speaker: I... Adults doing the uwu voice has has always been... unsettling A questionable spot for me. I know. so like The reason I chose... It has been a hotel episode.

Speaker: So... Yeah, anyway um So... The Vaporeon, or actually, or you you guys are getting on the boat, right?

Speaker: Yeah, but Bruce is visibly hesitant getting on the boat, but... You know, like that this is. The boat that we got free tickets for. everyone else is going out don't worry we have something to get on to if there's a problem Now, I just want to point this out. I'm not going to shaft you guys for this, but you guys never did check check to see where the boat was going.

Speaker: I think that's really funny. Oh. We just got on a boat to somewhere. I mean, if it's going to the wrong place Walter will probably want to hijack it anyways. I'm not i'm not gonna... i reckon ah I'm the captain now. Listen, I am the captain now.

Speaker: Wait a second. We should double check. Where is it where is this boat going? ah oh yeah okay It is going to Kanabua City. Oh! Good!

Speaker: The Vaporeon like blinks at you very cutely. I think what would make this worse is this was a, um... Oh, what is it? The fairy type version? Sylveon? Oh yeah, no. Yeah, this is Sylveon. This is Sylveon. That would be so much worse.

Speaker: God, I... i really worry This is a boat to Tenebra City! Oh, like a favorite voice. This is a Disney Cruise.

Speaker: Oh, jeez. um So as you guys get on the boat, the boat captain's like, Find no call for Tenebris City. The captains, the Vaporeon.

Speaker: After a little bit, the Vaporeon follows you guys up the ramp as no one else is getting on and pulls the ramp up. That's not suspicious. As you guys enter the ship, that's where we're going to end this episode. I meant to, I was trying to end this episode 30 minutes ago. Heh.

Speaker: It's whatever. So that's not suspicious. No one else is getting on board I genuinely thought this episode was going to be a short episode because yeah I was literally just planning on getting you guys on the boat.

Speaker: and having a little bit of flavor stuff but holy crap We took the flavor to the extreme, including taking one of the jet skis you offered. Yeah, I do i i want to make sure you write that in your character sheet, Jake, that you are carrying a jet ski. which I also want to point out the captain never did Uh...

Speaker: question, but whatever. It's carry -on luggage, I guess Listen. um

Speaker: Listen, um I It's just I'll just pay for the luggage. Jesus. Oh, my God. By the way, we never checked. We never checked what room... We we need to sign off.

Speaker: oh um Oh, yeah. we on yeah ah Hold hold on. What do you got?

Speaker: Hello? Yeah um Check, check. Chat? okay cool we're on twitch now Check the lounge.

Speaker: yeah oh no what Yeah. What are you forgetting again? Oh. Teacher's lunch, I think. Put in the... What? what are you talking about oh yes you did remind me hey you actually reminded me jesus So I asked the co -host to remind me to do the Patreon shoutouts that I haven't done in like an entire arc.

Speaker: um So let's go ahead and do that. I want to point this out. We have reminded him during episodes. but then he still forgets. I can't. We've tried this multiple episodes and he forgets every time.

Speaker: But you guys are right. um it I uh... We're trying to start the Patreon up again, so it's only fair that I start doing this on a regular basis now. Hopefully I remember.

Speaker: um so with that being said we have i need to sort this right here On our $20 tier, we have Mint. Uh... under $20 here. for our ten dollar Here we have Hatsumi Media. And for a $5 tier, we have Eli.

Speaker: so thank you guys for your patronage it literally makes the show run so every little bit is appreciated With that being said, this has ran over.

Speaker: Two hours now. I wonder how long hope much that's going to get compressed. ah And we have been reading it. We have been in a chat for nearly four hours now. So with that, I have been Dakota, your PM, your DM, your GM.

Speaker: I've been Evelyn, playing Hikaru. I've found Eli playing Bruce. Ivan Jake playing Walter. And with that, we will see you guys next time.

Speaker: Hello and welcome to the end section. Go ahead and check out Discord and our Patreon. down below. as well as our brand new website. Uh, we're changing up how we're doing music for these, so...

Speaker: Um, we had one of our episodes, Arc 4 Episode 5, was flagged for copyright abuse, apparently. So, we've been trying to switch up how we're doing background music, so that way that doesn't happen anymore. So, for this recording, we are doing... a compilation by GlitchXCity.

Speaker: Uh... in which it it is low pokemon lo -fi music one hour mix part two thank you to glitch x city her channel will be linked in the description as well along with the youtube link that was used to create the music for this episode so thank you to her and the music in that Compilation is Cerulean City.

Speaker: Vermilion City Azalea Town. Lake of Rage? Route 201 Eterna City? Route 225. Icarus City on Delatown.

Speaker: How we all leave city? Postwick. Slumbering Wield Turfield. Max rate battle. Stow on side. Sir Chester. jupilife village vibes And welcome to Paldea.

Speaker: Once again, thank you so much to Glutex City for providing the music in this episode. So go check her out down below. uh with that being said Um... stick around in a couple days there's going to be an announcement put out on the feed we have something very special coming up so make sure you listen to that when it comes out it's probably going to be a few minutes long so it'll be pretty obvious when it comes out Alright. Good chat. We'll see you guys next time.