Green Eggs and Bombs

Transcript

Speaker: Hello everyone and welcome to A Path Third Time. My name is Dakota, your PM, your DM, your GM. And sitting to my left is somebody who prefers Xbox controllers over PlayStation controllers. hours.

Speaker: That's kind of true. Hello! I am the Lord of Sky Dragon. you've probably... hurt save me or i'd rather heard me before here and I'm playing Someone you should know quite well if you've Watch anything.

Speaker: watched this before. Reginald Pine. and Sitting to my left. I... is a big shot.

Speaker: J. Jack. What? Jake's not here today. I know, it's very close name. Hello, my name is Jack. I'm playing as...

Speaker: Gordon the super -sized pomkaboo who's just absolutely obsessed with Halloween and wants as much candy as they can. To my left. is someone who can chug five cans of any drink in 10 seconds flat.

Speaker: No comment. ah So I'm out of 100. For today's session, I will be playing Aiden Tamore. He is a beware and also a uh A pretty good chef as well.

Speaker: on sitting to my left is a man who Likes math. I think. That is correct My name is Mark. You can call me Galahad, as the character that I'm playing has that name.

Speaker: He is A Galantr - er, a surfetch that is traveling the lands trying to be... Helpful. Two others. So...

Speaker: We have a... Uh... Alpha, what was your character again? We have a Pumpkaboo. I surfaced and... may Beware. a beware a beware and a lowland executor All right. We can make the best stew.

Speaker: Yes. You guys have probably noticed that obviously the co -hosts aren't here. This is our Thanksgiving special. um we are recording this in place of a mainland episode because we've had a lot of stuff come up recently. We're actually recording this the day before Halloween.

Speaker: uh because this weekend i'm unavailable and the next weekend i'm also going to be unavailable so we're not going to be able to get a mainline episode out I'm sorry, I know it's been, I think at the time of this release, it's going to be... a month since our last mainline maybe six weeks i don't remember what our record or upload schedule is but apologies for that The next episode after this one should be arc 4 episode 11.

Speaker: Don't hold me to that. Uh... So, with that being said, I hope you guys are not hungry listening to this, because this is going to be a very food -themed episode, as it is our hallow - Not Halloween special. Halloween's tomorrow. But this is coming out in November. This is going to be our Thanksgiving special. So...

Speaker: Or do be hungry, because this will just... help you anymore. I guess. I actually, so... I asked you guys this before we started recording, but two of you guys have listened to the show, how - who? Which of you guys know what Pepperoni's Pizzeria is?

Speaker: Alright. Sammy's restaurant Bye. Yes, okay cool Alright, I don't know how much of the show you've listened to, but it does actually pertain to this episode, so I'm just trying to gauge how - how I should approach Ha. if I need to introduce that or if you guys already know what that is.

Speaker: Okay. Uh, so... Ooh, actually, Jake's not here. Jake's usually the one that gives us a random move. Can one of you guys give us a random Pokemon move to jump on in with?

Speaker: Meteor Mash. Meteor Mash. All right. Let us Meteor Mash on in.

Speaker: Okay. so Uh... um Jack, ah what did you say the name of your character was again? Gordon. Gordon. Sorry, it's going to take me a second to get your guys' as ah Get your guys's characters in mind um So, Gordon the Punkaboo.

Speaker: is... a factory worker at the GBA factory in Vukberg. You just recently got an email from Ms. Flameback, the - day before.

Speaker: Uh, Mint asking you to go and check in on the factory. Before, uh... you know, the holiday starts up. This is the day before Thanksgiving.

Speaker: And you are... just gonna check out the factory make sure nothing's missed before you go and meet your friends over at the grand opening of the new Pepperoni's Pizzeria location in Wolkenburg.

Speaker: so Gordon the Punkaboo. You are entering the GBA factory and what you see is a lot of machines. There's like plastic injection molding.

Speaker: Lines there's you see electronic stuff everywhere and Yeah, just, uh... Just walk up and down, see if you see anything amiss.

Speaker: Okay. I'll let you take it from here.

Speaker: so he'll just kind of and to give like a big sigh that he has to do this on his own and then just like slowly flows around each. thing of it. quick inspection before moving on to the next.

Speaker: Okay. Can you... Go ahead and give me an investigation check.

Speaker: Investigation should be a smart role under your human stats. So roll a d20, add to your human stats. for smart Okay.

Speaker: So that's... 11 plus 1, 12. Okay. So with the 12, you get over to where the programs are loaded up. Onto the...

Speaker: onto the cartridges. that the GBA is run. They have like an internal ROM that they run for their program. their operating system, I guess you would say. And in one of the server racks that hosts the data for that,

Speaker: you see uh it's not your station so you're not entirely sure but there's like a usb stick that doesn't seem to fit with the rest of the ah factory aesthetic.

Speaker: Either. Yeah, sorry

Speaker: Okay, if you need me to take it just let me know. Sorry, I just kind of... freeze for a second sometimes. i'm Sorry. No, you're fine what you see on this usb stick is it's a black usb stick it's a very blocky very square lots of right angles but On the face of it, you see a blue colon 3.

Speaker: oh uh symbol kind of like a a logo of some sort

Speaker: Um... okay so gordon's gonna try and like take a closer look and see if there's anything like on the screen that sort of matches like the art style or logo ah There's nothing that matches the art style or logo on the computer screen that you see, but you do see a program running on the computer. Uh, this computer should probably be shut down.

Speaker: As there's no other workers in the factory as it's the day before Thanksgiving, everyone's home. ah So that's definitely a miss.

Speaker: You see like a program. with a bunch of numbers. running down the street there's like 10 digit numbers and there's like a selection tool that's scrolling down and scanning all of them

Speaker: Okay, is there... Would he know of like anyone to like call with some things? wrong. You have the plant manager's phone number and Miss Flameback's phone number.

Speaker: would I be able to call the plant manager? Yes, you run. You have a GBA of your own.

Speaker: Which is the phones of this universe for those who don't listen to the show

Speaker: Okay, you're calling the plant manager? Yep. Okay. So you... I called the plant manager who is a Gyarados. And after a couple of rings, The gear just picks up. Hey, what's up? It's our day off. Is everything alright over at the factory?

Speaker: Uh... Hey, it's just... problem with one of the machines there's some sort of weird USB plugged into it. That's a weird - Do you have speed? can you Can you describe it to me? What's going on? It was late.

Speaker: It was like sort of blocky and had like a... logo I don't recognize on it and there's like ones and zeros going down the screen where the program's running. oh still Okay, so but this is on the operating operating operator system. a loading machine hall.

Speaker: Yeah, that's not normal. i Just... Could you just turn the computer off and then unplug in? keep a hold of it and I'll take a look at it. Yeah, sure.

Speaker: Okay, yeah, I... Not sure what that is. Maybe it's just a program that someone left running over the, uh... Since last night, but I mean, yeah, that's kind of strange. So yeah Turn the computer off, unplug it, and hand it back in to me next Monday morning.

Speaker: When you're back at work.

Speaker: Alright, sounds great. I'll see you i'll see you Monday. And he hangs up the call. See ya.

Speaker: Okay, and I just do that I guess. Okay, so you now have one suspicious usb or one suspicious USB drive you can put in your inventory.

Speaker: Okay. All right. and with that your inspection of the factor is complete and you are now free to go and meet up with your friends over at the new Pepperoni's Pizzeria restaurant.

Speaker: Okay. Cool. So I'm just gonna... like walk out probably lock the door as I leave to make sure it It's all. safe and secure own Go to the pizzeria Okay.

Speaker: so the pizzeria is located down the main street over in near the train station of the of the like Yeah, like the Main Street. there iss you As you approach, you see a large crowd of people.

Speaker: Go ahead and roll me perception. real quick which is beauty D20 plus your beauty sac. 7 minus 1 is 6. Okay, you don't notice anything particular about the crowd but you do notice you're a group of friends huddled together.

Speaker: You see a Sirfetch'd. Um... ah Sorry, take me a second. A surfex? A beware? and an Alolan Exeggutor, they seem to be waiting for someone. which is you.

Speaker: Okay, so just slow or no village play Hey guys, how you doing? Sorry it took so long.

Speaker: Oh. There you are

Speaker: Oh, floating pumpkin? And it could talk? Yeah, that's one of my friends i mean Gordon.

Speaker: Oh, right. Yeah, hey. Gordon. Luke. Sorry.

Speaker: This one is huge. leaning him backwards sort of like trying to do a handstand but who is the head heads of the low index of your come down. Well hello there!

Speaker: Jesus. That was so long. Oh, it's a pleasure to meet you. I just lean back a little and she's like Hey.

Speaker: Dude.

Speaker: As he is speaking. Each head is saying one word and then the next head is saying another and the next. and it just continues on like that.

Speaker: Miss Reginald. Fines. May I have you? Of course. I'm Gordon Howell Owen.

Speaker: That's what I do. That's fun.

Speaker: I bet you can't guess what my favorite holiday is.

Speaker: Hmm, I couldn't guess. Is it Halloween by any any chance? No, it's Christmas. ah it's so It's obviously Labor Day, Dakota.

Speaker: Yes, oh how could I have missed that obvious mistake? How long has your group been sitting here? That is, uh god the names uh Reginald the beware and Galah.

Speaker: G -g -gallop. Galahad. What's the name of the boy?

Speaker: just Go ahead.

Speaker: Yeah, we have Galahad Reginald and What's yours again, Alpha? Aiden. Eden, Eden, okay. uh so just review how long have you guys been standing here waiting for gordon to show up

Speaker: Galaha doesn't have a watch. you Just watch at home. Neither does Aiden. All right, SkyDragon, it's on you. How long have you guys been sitting here?

Speaker: So the thing is I don't know if how... Reginald would make friends, so I just kind of imagined he just showed up here and just started standing with him with the others.

Speaker: Hey. okay make and i'm thinking ah okay this must be the other's friend Okay, so you guys just arrived here. okay so you since you guys are just 10 minutes but it's okay Sure, sure. We'll go 10 minutes. um In these 10 minutes that you guys have been waiting here one thing you've noticed from this crowd is that instead of being excited everyone seems to be like overly disappointed You're not quite sure what's going on.

Speaker: No, sorry about ah Sorry about mistaking you, Gordon. I... Have it. I skipped breakfast. I haven't had anything to eat in 15 minutes.

Speaker: Is it? do not worry about so it it really. I get it more. do you think?

Speaker: So...

Speaker: What do you all take of this crowd? quite a downer, something.

Speaker: They seem kind of normal to me.

Speaker: Seems they're waiting for something Okay, so Indeed, as you guys are discussing this, you hear over the hubbub of the crowd, you hear a deep voice All right, silence, everybody. Silence, silence. I have an announcement to make. The grand opening of Pepperoni's Pizzeria is going to have to be...

Speaker: Delayed indefinitely. There's been some horrible happenings that... is out of our control we're gonna try and mitigate this but for the time being The grand opening is off.

Speaker: As you look around, you see that this voice belongs to a large Snorlax.

Speaker: What? But what about my post -breakfast meal? Second breakfast?

Speaker: Just fished.

Speaker: Yeah, the crowd seems to be Very disappointed. A few people start wandering off. And a few people seem to be kind of angry and start like... Not waving their fists at the Storlax, but like saying angry things at them.

Speaker: These snorlax seems to be trying to fight them off like so Hey Frank, go ahead. is that they wave where whatever appendages they have if they don't have fists.

Speaker: Yeah, sure. it Okay, so what do you guys make of this situation?

Speaker: m Galahad really wants to step in to attempt to defend the Snorlax but Is anyone going to stop him?

Speaker: Uh, stopping from what? Closing the restaurant down? No, walking up - lose Lorax and trying to defend him against the crowd of ah angry mons who are something at him.

Speaker: Oh, right. Uh... No, go ahead. It's not going to stop you. He might follow you though.

Speaker: Yeah. Anyone else? if If everyone else is going I'm following along.

Speaker: Huh? Everyone else is following along, I thought it was only Galaha who was going to do this.

Speaker: Okay, it seems that edge To beware, i sorry I forgot the name. is following. Aiden. I was... i was gonna say jayden but I thought I was wrong. Okay.

Speaker: Aiden. is following Galahad. Hamlet. And... and the and that causes it. The Pumpkaboo. I forgot your name. and Also, sorry. Gordon. Gordon.

Speaker: Gordon. to also follow So... you're being followed by Those two. Okay, is Reginald staying back then?

Speaker: Reginald... that Uh... Is it gonna? okay

Speaker: Reginald is also gonna What? He's not gonna walk up, he's just gonna lean his head down into the... I guess you don't need to walk anywhere, huh? For the most part. Yeah to in the face of the Snorlax Okay, so you guys see it is a hitmontop He's up in the Snorlax's face. He's like, what do you mean the restaurant's closing down?

Speaker: I - I -I've been waiting here for an hour! Are you serious?! I'm sorry, sir. There's... Nothing we can do. Something of ours has been... yeah Stolen, we can't... We gotta to get it back before we can open the restaurant. we We don't have the ability to make pizzas at the moment. It can't be helped.

Speaker: What do you mean I don't get to consume? Oh, to Jesus is Christ, what are, who I mean, who are you? Can I, can I roll an intimidation check?

Speaker: Yeah, go for it. I think he probably intimidated him, but go for it. Seventeen. This Snorlax is very intimidated. age can and I even help you.

Speaker: Oh. And... Uh, Galahad, the little... Doc just wall those up to him Turns around towards the helmet The him on tan?

Speaker: Chen, is that the correct one? It's a Hitmontop. Hitmontop. Oh, Hitmontop. Oh, the spinning one. And... Kinda just brazenly... Tells them. Hey.

Speaker: No need to get so... angry and up in his face. The man's going The mon's going through some troubles, you know. Yeah, well, that's not my fault I - I've been standing here for an hour! This is ridiculous! What am I gonna - Do with the wasted time now.

Speaker: You haven't had anything to eat in an hour? I couldn't imagine. Him on top like looks at you quizzically like what?

Speaker: well ah I mean... Well, if if the restaurant's not going to be open, I'm fucking going home. I'm i'm out of here. And the hypnotop like stomps off angrily.

Speaker: Galha is, uh... Flabbergasted. Because he did not know the crown was here for over an hour. He presumed... They just arrived.

Speaker: you hears like You hear some people pipe up from the crowd and go like, yeah, I've been waiting here since the crack of dawn. What is this about? You hear someone like, yeah, I've been waiting here for three days for this!

Speaker: Huh? I want my pizzas!

Speaker: Then Galahad would turn around to the Snarks and goes, uh... Sir?

Speaker: Yes. Yep. Hi there. Is there anything that we can... D 'oh! to help the shop open slightly faster. Well, you must be really popular.

Speaker: Oh yes, we're definitely popular. Right before we were supposed to open, and we had someone break into our back door and steal our secret recipe. And... Now we can't remember how to make pizzas.

Speaker: And the restaurant's kind of definitely closed until ah we get that back. so From what I'm hearing Someone installed a manual on how to make pizzas, right?

Speaker: Yes, that is correct and now It's impossible to make pizzas without that manual, you see. We have a very specific way of making this. It's what makes us so popular back in Gale Beach.

Speaker: And we want to offer the same. you know quality for our pizzas in this new location but we can't do that if we don't know how to do it and unfortunately my memory is extremely short and i don't remember how to do anything without reading it off a piece of paper How oddly plot convenient.

Speaker: Or why didn't you just write it on a second piece of paper? Because I need the first piece of paper to copy it from. Ugh. He like puts his hands and his head in his hands like... Ugh, what have I done?

Speaker: Oh right, sorry. Reginald is finally gonna move his face away from ah the Snorlax after not answering what this I'm just saying.

Speaker: Well... I have some. Experience in procuring things. Maybe I can be of assistance.

Speaker: Uh, I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that first part, because that makes me sound like a criminal, and I will reply to this second part. Only what a few times. All right, that confirms it. Well, anyway, I'm just going to choose to ignore that completely. So, uh, what assistance could you guys provide? Because any help at all would be greatly appreciated.

Speaker: Reginald just grins. Oh yeah. What?

Speaker: Do you have any leads on? where this paper could have gone. Maybe we could... Looks it.

Speaker: I've got I don't... So the only thing I know... is that The only thing I know... Is that the thief? Ran that way. And he points down the road.

Speaker: He broke into a restaurant. I didn't get a good look at what it was. grabbed something out of her kitchen, which was the recipe And then dashed on down the road before I could even send Sammy off to go snatch him.

Speaker: I see. Quick question, who's Sammy? That would be my son. He's a bit more nimble than I am.

Speaker: Would there have been any competitor branches around this place? Not. That I know of? But I mean, there's plenty of other restaurants in the area, so...

Speaker: I wouldn't be surprised if one of them took it. it Understood.

Speaker: right You guys are willing to help me in this? Yes, of course. The help of fellow Mon in need. And also to... Disperse this crowd, yeah.

Speaker: If you guys can get me that recipe back you guys will have infinite pizza for life. I swear it That would be a huge help if you guys could actually accomplish that. And the third we are definitely alive

Speaker: yeah Yeah, infinite pieces to life.

Speaker: Of course. as a i'm a chef myself so as a chef i should know where to I should know where to find a recipe. You said he went that way, right? So why don't we just walk down that way?

Speaker: That would be my first guess. as to where to go so yes that sounds like a reasonable role plan let me know if you guys end up actually finding it and that's Understood.

Speaker: The Snorlax goes back to like trying to calm the crowd down. Before he goes back... Galahad was asked Uh, what do we call you by anyways?

Speaker: Your name. just Just call me Mr. Pepperoni if you could. Understood. Alright. You too. Alright, Mr. Pep. I said Mr. Pepperoni, but... Sure, of whatever. I don't have the energy. Alright, Mr. Sausage.

Speaker: Let's go, boys. What? This starlax just rolls his eyes. Ugh.

Speaker: Mr. Pavarotti realizing he definitely didn't recruit the A -Team for this. Or VT, probably. Heh. Yeah, you guys might be the C team, but I guess you guys have yet to prove yourself. I think we are the Q team.

Speaker: Thank you.

Speaker: this Damn.

Speaker: Okay. So you guys have one lead as to where to go. Down the road, is this where you guys are heading? Yeah. Let's go yeah yeah Yeah. Okay.

Speaker: So you guys start heading down the main road. And... It isn't very long until you guys come across another crowd. If... feel a bit of deja vu as you see this large crowd around a Boca McDonald's restaurant.

Speaker: You see a big banner on the front of the restaurant saying now serving pizzas Oh, that was easy.

Speaker: I feel like these plots are getting more and more simple. Looks at the camera.

Speaker: What are you looking at? Oh, if it only it was that simple. I like simple. Simple is nice and easy for me. How many of these restaurants have been selling...

Speaker: Pizza's. My baby. I need to check.

Speaker: the This crowd... unlike the other crowd, is very excited. In fact, you notice that that some of the Pokemon in this crowd actually are the same ones that just left the old crowd you guys were just in.

Speaker: Uh huh. Question. Dusty like banner or whatever look like it's been set up Minutes ago. Yes, it looks like it was set up very recently. very hurriedly. It's just like a blank white.

Speaker: uh banner with like scribbled like we now sell pizza and like Sharpie.

Speaker: So who... Can we see whoever's like in charge or up front? Oh! What's like a fat Pokemon? Besides Snorlax. I suppose.

Speaker: Greedent? I like Greedent. Yes. Did you say, wait, what did you say? Brianna? Hariyama. Hariyama. Uh, we have a Hariyama already. I like Green. I don't think we've used that Pokemon on the show yet.

Speaker: So there is a large ingredient taking orders at the front of the crowd. It seems like the whole store is filled up and this ingredient is taking orders outside the crowd. Or sorry, outside the building in the crowd.

Speaker: oh Anyone have something they want to do? Oh, eat. Okay. I mean, about the situation we're in.

Speaker: or the commitment we've made to the Snorlax. I'm just gonna... Uh... Galahad will walk up to the Greedent

Speaker: And us. Hello, sir Yeah, hi there. Hi. hi ah Can I take your order? How long ago have you started selling pizzas?

Speaker: Oh, we just procured and bought a new recipe from one of our competitors. They've agreed to let us sell new pizzas and their business is booming. It's amazing.

Speaker: board the sound of Galahad's wings. Titans around his leak.

Speaker: So ah yeah, how can I take your guys's orders? We do have a discount today as it is our first day so the pieces trying to gather in a new crowd if you understand my meaning.

Speaker: Oh, could I have... Could I have an extra large one with double toppings? Uh -huh, uh -huh, yeah, and what toppings do you want on those? Uh, just... All of them. All of them is okay. Uhh...

Speaker: oh like a double serving of all toppings oh yeah that'll still run you a bit are you sure Oh. Yeah, that'll be fun. yeah my Oh my fluffy friend, I have a better idea for you.

Speaker: ah Yeah, what what are you going to have? No, I was talking to the... Uh, two. Are you done? oh yeah why not what is it why not Why not ask for?

Speaker: What some may call a... Lasagna pizza. with a pizza. On top of a pizza. on top of a pizza Wait, I've never heard that term before.

Speaker: That's awesome. I have no idea if it's a thing. ever It's a thing. I've seen it before. people have been making it and like Yeah, it's a sandwich. And Galahad's shaking with... anger at this point

Speaker: Oh, yeah. What he said. I... Oh, you want an everything pizza as well? A lasagna pizza. No, we would like a lasagna pizza with all everything inside.

Speaker: Oh, Jesus. So you want everything three times over. Is that what you're saying? Yes, we would like everything inside the shop. I... Do you mean like every amount of it? Ingredients are one of everything inside the shop Um, I don't think I can do that.

Speaker: Reginald has not blinked. or the lord has just some piss and grin I'm everything inside the shop. Now. The greed and psych. All right. We'll talk to the chefs. And she like stirs up.

Speaker: very fast at trying to get away from Reginald. Galaha ah is going to see if there's a backdoor. To the kitchen. Okay, so you squeeze through the crowd into the building.

Speaker: And not really into the buildings around the building Yeah. Because I'm walking around the building to the back of the building to see if there's any back door entrance.

Speaker: Oh, I see what you mean. I have a hunch. that this place has the recipe. Okay. ah There is, in fact, a backdoor.

Speaker: uh to the kitchens you see um a pokemon uh Uh, fuck. Let's go with a feebass for no particular reason. its Smoking a cigarette.

Speaker: Hey, can I help you?

Speaker: So... Big question. What is this? Backdoor lead to anyways why This is the employee entrance to the kitchens. Why?

Speaker: Understood. Okay, thanks. And Galahad moves away from the ragdoll, goes back to the group and... relays information. So, I found... a backdoor.

Speaker: It's the employee's entrance to the kitchen. The kitchen may have... Well... The recipe, because... They just started selling pizzas, however,

Speaker: Yeah. I was thinking one of us could attempt to get inside, but the problem is that there's a feebass in the way. Maybe one of us could pose as a new employee.

Speaker: How would we do that without uniforms?

Speaker: We have to. two grass types That's a feebass.

Speaker: oh yeah that is nice as well right yeah we can just knock them out okay that's a good idea Yeah, jesus I mean I'm usually those Give the... I mean... that was low -hanging fruit even for an executor The only issues that I am worried that if we do so, there could be a camera or we could make enough noise.

Speaker: during the ah knocked the guy out. Oh, you're allowed not showing. But... Eh! Well, I've successfully Cast D.

Speaker: employee out here to no longer be taking orders. He's too frightened to come back out I bet and Understood. Okay. Oh, yeah. or his.

Speaker: doing what I asked and S -G - getting everything inside the store and giving it to us. Whatever works best probably. I just...

Speaker: I just... You know, I'm going to save that for later. um I just had a funny thought. Okay, uh, so you guys are going to around back to the few best again all of you guys Is that what's happening?

Speaker: Yeah. I guess so yeah. Just so slowly loom.

Speaker: Around the corner. Okay, you guys loom around the corner and you guys see the front. Uh... The fish is...

Speaker: Well, I pretty much said it so I guess I'll say you see front door fish uh finishing up his cigarette and he seems to be about to head back inside.

Speaker: Hello. can No, no, no. so Well... Well... Who was that? Just like looking around. It'll just be Aiden. Aiden will walk up.

Speaker: Uh, Can I help you? I just wanna... I just wanted an it to do - I just wanted to introduce myself. So... I... I've eaten. I can see.

Speaker: I can see that you work here. Are you - Are you a chef? yeah Uh, I mean, I do work in the kitchens, why? No. It's nice to meet you. What are we...

Speaker: Why do we celebrate our greeting with a hug? I like hugs. i oh Are you trying to hug him? Oh yeah, no. Hayden's going in for it. Okay, he's like, I don't - Oh, okay, this is happening. And do you, like, embrace him with a tight hug. He's like, what the f - Like, what the fuck is going on?

Speaker: wow

Speaker: just Nothing from the crowd. be Go hot, uh In the distance. He's trapping himself. Bye, uh...

Speaker: Sold out. I will Uh, a little jig. Not intentionally, but I have an idea. Can Aiden, like...

Speaker: move like hug him in such a way or like move him in a way that his field of view would be obscured if anyone were to go into the restaurant Yeah, no, I like that. That doesn't require a roll or anything. This Feebas is completely like confused at this point. So sure, you can do that. uh whether or not the others know that you're doing this is the challenging part

Speaker: Go home. Pops. a Agility. And he's now slightly faster Okay. My plan no longer works.

Speaker: Because... the video And I'm not going to tell my fam because I can still use it. on someone else. How? How tight. is the hug. Like how separated.

Speaker: is the Feebas. Good. Oh. Yeah, I was gonna say that's not my call, sorry.

Speaker: That's a good question, actually. Um... We're gonna go. to go oh I'd probably say he wouldn't he wouldn't be that so he wouldn't be that separated, or probably separated at all, but it would definitely hurt.

Speaker: You just hear Muffle like... boom Feebas is struggling to get out of your grasp. It's like the best versus a boom where and like it's the size difference alone and like it's It's not getting out of there.

Speaker: Another roll. You guys want to do anything? Uh... The only guard in front of the entrance is completely distracted. Yeah, I guess ientities so. can ah and to the door Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on, hold on. I have a better idea.

Speaker: I've got a better idea. don't know I'd like to. very very very very slowly Click. Creak open the door And not all the way.

Speaker: Mhm. Or like, no, it opens all the way but doesn't see anything. Ass. if it's a new one If anyone sees. They see a... what's it look like?

Speaker: Huh. An egg rolling inside. I to use egg thrown in an egg bomb. Oh my god. god Uh, go ahead and roll me damage for this egg bomb. There's no accuracy check since you're not aiming at anything specifically. Alright, that's 3d8 plus 10.

Speaker: Oh. Fuck. That is... 28. 28 damage? So, yeah you guys hear the sound of a grenade going off inside this a building.

Speaker: And... You guys go slightly deaf and through the door you guys could just see smoke billowing up from the machines that are now on fire This. At Gamsun Salon.

Speaker: decimated the entire kitchen. There are Pokemon that are knocked out in there that seem to be the kitchen staff. The green GC before. or you talked to before, has a shovel full of vegetables that and he is now knocked out on the floor.

Speaker: Go home to this ghost lake. Love, Colin. What? HUH?! The girl has expression changes from ah Okay, what are you gonna do to?

Speaker: Flamboyant Station. Success! At that point, Aiden will definitely break up the hug.

Speaker: You probably just... destroyed the recipe.

Speaker: ah Well maybe. Or maybe not. Let's see. If someone else has to go in though, I'm too tall.

Speaker: Okay.

Speaker: I guess I'll go in. Gohan quickly runs in. Just search the place. Okay, you run inside, and there's just absolute pandemonium. You can see over the counter in the kitchen where the crowd is, and they are panicking. It seems like a couple Pokemon that were in the front seem to be have knocked unconscious. Some of them seem to be injured, and the rest are just running out of the building.

Speaker: fleeing for their lives. as a live grenade was literally set off inside of this fast food establishment. You see on the floor is the unconscious body of a gradient.

Speaker: um And next to it is a... Oh, what's that? fast food, uh, sand slash. Is the also an unconscious body of a sand slash who took the full brunt of this grenade blast?

Speaker: There is no obvious recipe in sight.

Speaker: Is there any ash? There is a cash register. Your ass. Oh, Ash, I thought you said cash. Yeah. Search for any like the devices.

Speaker: That, uh... could contain the... recipe, like computers and stuff. Because it's like... A chance? The recipe could be in a device of some sorts.

Speaker: Yeah, there's a strip the store device There's a laptop open in the back of the restaurant that seems to have avoided the damage because it is behind like a a rack of vegetables and pepperoni and all sorts of pizza makings.

Speaker: Okay.

Speaker: And yeah, this laptop is open and it seems to be open to an email chain. Chucky. Quickly check through the email chain.

Speaker: Okay. you check the uh you check it and it's an there's an email open from somebody named olive Uh, sorry, not Olive. Oliver. and uh it says received the received the formula we'll keep it safe

Speaker: Okay. I guess that's all it says. Oh shoot. Uh oh. Okay. and Understood. Uh, now...

Speaker: What's taking my uh Full. Okay. They're GBAs. They're Game Boy Advance. Can do they have cameras?

Speaker: They do. Oh, that's neat. Okay, so I snap a photo of the... Uh... Email. And... GTFO. Okay, gotcha. You're out of there.

Speaker: Wait, before I do that... I mean before I do that...

Speaker: Can I like click on the other emails in the email chain to see if there's like any other things inside of the emails Yes, it is an email chain so there are multiple emails.

Speaker: Um... go ahead and roll investigation. which is a smart rolling. Ooh, that's a minus one.

Speaker: Wait, you rolled a negative one? No no no no Minus one on my stat. okay yeah go ahead and roll a d20 plus your smart roll so that'd be minus one roll uh I've rolled I got a 16 that's now 15 Oh, perfect. Okay. in this email chain you are quickly thumbing through it and as you're skipping over you notice one that says sent that's lit that's the that's the ah subject of the email and as you read the body of the email it says

Speaker: Formula sent to Boca headquarters. And the replied email says received the formula. So... You now know where to find another set.

Speaker: Understood. Take a pic. Oh, take a pic. of that too, and quickly... Let's go. This is gonna put all the, uh... establishment. Back to the group. and uh And tell them, hey, uh...

Speaker: We should go Back to... Mr. Pepperoni Because we got some we got some very damning evidence.

Speaker: that Bokura's headquarters seem to be engaging in some pattern frauding. Obvious.

Speaker: well Great, great terrorism, everyone. We really did it. Let's go. Wait, wait what the hell?

Speaker: That's right. Yeah, you blew up the building. What? it ah you You walked in and didn't... Save anyone.

Speaker: Okay. Everyone was oh running away, I couldn't really do anything, plus I don't really have the strength to carry anyone.

Speaker: We could've just sneakily gone inside, you - But, okay. But still, solution's a solution. Doesn't really matter. And Galahad's now scampering towards ah Mr. Pepperoni's place.

Speaker: Okay. I just, I do just want to say that I think there's only been one instance where Reginald show up and a nuclear bomb hasn't gone off. Uh... Just want to say that.

Speaker: I think... I think the, uh... The... Fuck what was it the concert livestream we did? uh reginald was there that was the only one where a nuclear bomb was not involved A concert, right? Okay. yeah but i think of that Yeah, that was one of the livestreams we did a few years ago.

Speaker: What? What did you say?

Speaker: Okay, so... ah So... No, I know. Reginald is a... Demoman. He's very explosive. Yes, my it's stronger than the moves we were allowed. but egg bomb is my signature move so it's yellow because i I've used it a lot.

Speaker: So we kind of allowed that. Yeah, Egg Bomb is his literal character defining move, so... He gets to keep it. yeah If i i one day I get a character dividing move, it's going to be caught.

Speaker: Stab.

Speaker: Did you just say stab? Egg pump is an actual move. Okay. No, no, I just call it Jost because, uh... Farfetch'd's leak is a lens.

Speaker: oh there's travel yeah They have a move. I don't know. Hold on, I'm gonna look it up. You guys continue. I'm gonna look this up. Stab is same time bonus.

Speaker: I got a same type attack bonus. Yeah. So I'm just going to, if I, if ah this Slafech ever gets a signature move, he's just going to be calling it Joust. Because he just runs at the opponent.

Speaker: Impels them. What's the leak? Are you a Galarian, Sir Fetch'd, then? Oh, wait. i Sorry, I've taken farfetch'd. There is all my bad always Yeah, it's always galarian. That's my bad. ive Look, I haven't played Gen 8 in the like four years.

Speaker: Okay. Yeah, okay, so Farfetch'd has a signature move. It's called Meteor Assault. so Really? media so Yeah.

Speaker: Huh, okay. But I prefer Good night. not use that because that move can make me feel sad. It makes me feel sad.

Speaker: Yeah because It's a bit... The last times I used this move in other games... Oh, they always miss! well What's the accuracy on it?

Speaker: And a hundred. Yeah, but Something always happens to block Meteor Assault. Yeah. okay so like focus punch No, it's...

Speaker: Just how it works is it just be - It's a big damn. It's basically like. Fighting Hyper Beam. first of all Oh I see. Mm hmm.

Speaker: Yeah, but there's always something gotta happen that prevents me from Actually using it so I don't ever want to use it oh Yeah, that is a big caveat. Okay, so you guys are heading back to Mr. Pepperoni's place, right? Yeah.

Speaker: Okay. Someone's going to drag it along. As you guys get to around to the front of Boca McDonald's, you do see that the crowd is like nearly gone. Everyone has fled.

Speaker: There's a couple people still sticking around that are curious. Bye. Other than that everyone isn't. God. And... logical decisions.

Speaker: Yes. As you get back to Mr. Pepperoni's place, the Pepperoni's Pizzeria, ah The crowd here has also significantly thinned out, but there's still a bit of an angry mob that's lingering around, though Mr. Pepperoni is not.

Speaker: at the mob you can see he's inside he's locked himself inside away from the mob. Uh huh. So uh...

Speaker: I'm going to like knock on the door and then - Uh... Can I have something like that? And say, hey, uh... We found something We found ah the perpetrator of the crime that has been committed Alright, you hear him, but like very muffled like Okay, hold on, let me open the door real quick.

Speaker: and here like walks over the door you can see him through the glass And... the he unlocks the road and is like, ah come on, quick, quick, before... you know people get in. And like ushers you guys know how slips in.

Speaker: Alright, he's like, not you though. He points at Reginald. You're way too fucking big. Dredgenhold breaks through a window with his head. What the fuck are you doing? for Whoa.

Speaker: What's going on? okay You broke my window! Oh. on this. Now how are we going to open up? This...

Speaker: It's more open now. that's what we're opening we're just about to say that Yeah! Oh. Go on. Get on the tour chair and he hits the Shinji.

Speaker: What? Uh... You remember that one meme called the sit the Shinji chair? from uh even yeah Oh, you know, the like...

Speaker: let me get a sticker for you and post it in the discord give me a second I know what you mean.

Speaker: It's in green room now this That's it. Yeah, okay. enough sh So... Mr. Pepperoni looks at you guys, he's like, Okay.

Speaker: What do you guys want that's so important that you're gonna break down my damn door even though I let you guys in? I know you broke my window, but whatever.

Speaker: We found out that a rival fast food chain known as ah

Speaker: Donuts or something? It's called Boca McDonald's. if you haven't listened to the show it is it's an established chain in the series yeah It's an established chain. And uh...

Speaker: They stole your recipe and uploaded it to their headquarters. They're committing... patent fraud. I see. Okay. And how are you, are you guys going to go get it back?

Speaker: We are going to Boku... Know the Arnold's headquarters and this executor here is your gonna help Oh gods.

Speaker: Okay. I feel the need to explain this for those that haven't listened to the show. uh do i do uh You guys know what Boca Burgers are, right? Yes.

Speaker: Not really, no. Okay. Boca burgers are um are veggie burgers. They're meatless burgers. uh the joke is that pokemon don't eat other pokemon in this universe so uh instead of eating burgers everyone eats bokeh burgers because they're meatless And so there's now a restaurant called Boca McDonald's.

Speaker: that everyone goes to. I understand that. so that's why it's called Boca McDonald's. is It's a meatless food chain. Ooh. meatless McDonald's, yeah.

Speaker: Yes. Uh... Fun fact. uh Gellar is that he has never visited that place because the only thing that he eats This is apples.

Speaker: It's apples. like Because he he does not have a home. He's homeless. He's homeless? Oh, I didn't know that. He wanders around like... The city, he ro - In the wilderness, just... Getting different things, eating apples.

Speaker: Okay. Yeah. He and Reginald have something in common. He just also doesn't need her because You know, he doesn't like meatless. There you go.

Speaker: the Only time... Galahad's actually been in the city Is. uh recently and now Also do we do we need to like take it?

Speaker: Do you need to take a breath? i I feel like my actions have made you just so much more like panicked Do you need to like... Take a little breather. No. It's okay, it's okay.

Speaker: This is how the show always goes. This show is very chaotic. we would I was thinking about sneaking inside there. You threw a grenade! yeah I have shadow sneak as well, so I could have just... going in. Yeah, someone had Shadow Sleep.

Speaker: I remember about that. I was about to say, hey, maybe... Our ghost type buddy can just w - Slowed in there Collect the evidence and get out. I have beef as well. He plays for seats to get blown up by an egg.

Speaker: Wow.

Speaker: I'm sorry. Dakota wanted me to play this character. and it's It's okay like That took me... Of course. it's Too hot.

Speaker: But it's okay. I'm going to recenter myself. Give me... Don't need to give me any time. Let's proceed. Okay, Mr. Pepperoni's like, so are you guys going to go retrieve it?

Speaker: Is that what I'm getting from this conversation? We are going to not just retrieve it, we are also... Going to figure out how to file a lawsuit For you. oh I don't...

Speaker: I don't think you can file it on my behalf, but I mean, and you can... Try? No, we're going to gather the evidence and then you file it. Okay, yeah, I can do that.

Speaker: Yeah, that that would definitely help. Oh yeah, I can recommend several lawyers. Alright. Don't want any lawyers that have your name on it.

Speaker: I get more concerned with each sentence each day. All right. I ain't... I... I'm just gonna be straight up, you're fucking creepy.

Speaker: Thanks. You're welcome.

Speaker: Wait, are you not going to go get it yourself?

Speaker: Alright. Do you see how... This crowd I have to keep back. If I leave, who the hell is going to stop the whole place from being burnt to the ground? Uh huh. Oh, I mean, if anyone gives you trouble, you could you could just offer them free hugs.

Speaker: That always seems to drive people away from me for some reason. I don't think I would get a hug from her. Oh, gee. Galha opens up the GBA again.

Speaker: shows them uh shows mr pepperoni the images that he has taken of the emails Okay. Alright, Mr. Pepperoni is like, uh... yeah that's yeah that's pretty damning evidence fuck okay uh here you give me one second i can actually look up the address of their headquarters and they'll send it to you Yeah, ah I'll also send After you send... That to me... can i send the images to you so you can keep them uh some evidence Sure.

Speaker: the eventual lawsuit that will pop up? Yeah. after a little bit uh Mr. Pepperoni reaches around, grabs his GPA, like, types a couple things in with... I don't know how the hell you would do with a...

Speaker: Fucking GPA of the - six but there are eight buttons it has but eventually he sends you the address on your gba of the address It is within the city. and it although it is on the other side of town, so it will take a minute to get there.

Speaker: Okay. Uh, Aiden will peek over Gal - Galahad's head. ah It's like you might have a peek over your shoulder for the map or i guess you're ahead because i'm i'm A lot taller than you.

Speaker: I uh... i broke my g I broke my GBA last week.

Speaker: He's flabbergasted.

Speaker: Okay. So you guys now have the address to the Boca McDonald's headquarters, which is on the edge of town. on the dead opposite side of Vulcanburg.

Speaker: I get the feeling there's not going to be much for a company left. to file a lawsuit on.

Speaker: Why do you say that?

Speaker: Just a hunch. Mm. Mm -hmm.

Speaker: anyway Okay. Okay, so you guys head in that direction? Yeah. okay do we appear there immediately or do we get some time to just chat to while we're walking because if you guys want to chat or do something on the way be my guest

Speaker: this so I'm getting the... Very slight suspicion that you guys did not enjoy my egg bomb.

Speaker: There was an egg bomb?

Speaker: Ugh. How do I say it? There was a secondary plan that was supposed to happen. where our pokeboo friend here foot.

Speaker: have phased Into the building. to collect the evidence but uh You know what? It's alright. Your heart just kind of shrinks.

Speaker: It's okay. Not everything goes... goes the plan I mean i know I make tons of plans and they always seem to go wrong.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: PLANS ARE ON THE ARK are unnecessary when you when you just follow the chaos. Oh! what about ah What about a hug, huh? Do you want a hug?

Speaker: Okay, sure. Yeah. But... It'll give you a hug. It's definitely not... It's definitely... It's tight. And it hurts like a tiny bit, but it's mostly, mostly comfy.

Speaker: You hear a crack.

Speaker: Oh no, his last leak sword. No, no, no, that wasn't my back. Ow.

Speaker: Oh. Ow! It's okay. It's okay. My bones are a bit frail. From... Issues. But who? Okay, that was... okay. Thanks.

Speaker: Thanks for the effort, I guess.

Speaker: Galahad now has a hunch. it says Oh, no a story. I'm already, uh... In my ghostly companion.

Speaker: Could you repeat that so I didn't quite hear you?

Speaker: Well, What's your story? My undead friend.

Speaker: Well, and... Not exactly undead. despite my typing So we'll just work at the GBA factory. days today. Halloween is quite a special day of mine.

Speaker: It's a...

Speaker: quite difficult. Over and out.

Speaker: But I'll get through it. And then as he says that. he just like pulls out like a random piece of like Halloween candy and like offers it. to...

Speaker: I am very blessed with names. Reginald.

Speaker: The surf etched. Oh, that's got a house. Yeah. I just offer it to Galahad. Uh, thanks, uh... What? Wait, what? Wait, hold on. What what flavor is this?

Speaker: ah

Speaker: Pumpkin spice. Oh, Chris. what What? What's a pumpkin slice?

Speaker: Okay, never mind. I'll save some questions for later, I'll eat it the first. And I got each skin. Oh, nevermind

Speaker: oh not for me He forgot to check if it was expired. Uh -oh. Wait, he forgot to check if it was what, expired? Yes. I'm very obsessed with Halloween, so...

Speaker: I... What war month is it? Satin.

Speaker: I mean, this is the... Is it November? because that's this This will be released in November. Yeah. it But the issue is the candy...

Speaker: Soft candy or hard candy?

Speaker: it probably I think it's late. Soft. candy with them. little bit of like pumpkin Sweet in the middle of it. Ah. and the third so it's a spicy candy with a sweet pumpkin center

Speaker: Oh. Okay. Oh. okay Your heart chokes. A little bit. Do you actually not know what pumpkin spice is? HAHA Oh. Ugh! Oh wow, that that that hits.

Speaker: Quite hot. Okay. Okay, so, uh... So that's what Puppet Spice is? It's like... Cinnamon? Pumpkin and an awful lot of spice.

Speaker: Ah. Okay, that was good They woke me up. And you can see it go like... Straighten up. Another crack happens. Goodness me.

Speaker: We're back. But, uh... Woof. Yeah, you really need to stretch more as Deep. Partly. Yeah. Reginald's neck just kind of twists.

Speaker: like almost in like a spring like fashion

Speaker: I've done that before. And uh...

Speaker: The last time I ever got to stretch my back was when I was snapped. in half What? What? I fought a... ah

Speaker: I don't remember that. It's like giant brown bear similar to you be where but around Yeah, it was great. They... Took me over the knee and broke me off.

Speaker: But I'm covered it so it's okay. I got better. I i won the fight! Oh, Yuki. Oh, they wanted to break you. All right.

Speaker: Yeah. but Unfortunately. Then we'll... A bit too... Weak. Even though my spine hurts from that point onwards. What's okay?

Speaker: Mm. Oh, you're nuts from here, are you? Yeah. I am not from here. This is my second time in the city. The first time, the Usurang... Book my bag. Now, uh...

Speaker: I witnessed a bombing!

Speaker: but Sorry it's just... What a lore drop. Yeah, I got my back snapped in half once.

Speaker: oh It's good. okay so i assume this is a character you have like had a long a while yeah this character has been Going from like series to series. Yeah this character has been going around And there was this one time...

Speaker: in one of my other games where this character showed up Uh, Usurang fucking suplexed him into a... Over the knee. Bane style.

Speaker: Oh, Jesus. Almost died. But I won the fight. that's like So that's an actual lore drop for your character. Holy crap, that's amazing. Yeah Being a fighting type.

Speaker: It's kinda advantageous when your spine gets snapped off and then you proceed to use brick break. On a normal type by the way. ah Which one of you guys is paying attention to where you're going the least?

Speaker: Galahad. Okay. You've run face first into a sign. Come on.

Speaker: ah Okay, what? Out. Uh... Oh... What's the sign? The sign says minefield ahead.

Speaker: guys watch for my Oh my god! you The boy is this. Yeah. Yeah. It's definitely not your field.

Speaker: Oh fuck off. It's like... That's my kind of joke. uh you guys have arrived at the headquarters what you see is a big monolith of a building like a skyscraper surrounded by like a quarter mile of lawn on every side of the That's the minefield.

Speaker: And yes, ah you see various signs dotted around the law, and that says Minefield. Warning. Can I just... Can I see like any sort of like this site. like disable on the other side next to the building to disable the minefield.

Speaker: Go ahead and roll perception. There's something I'll give you if you roll a 20 Okay. One. So that's a minus one.

Speaker: Wait. Wait how did you lose? Minus one. You rolled a zero? It's a one minus one. Yes.

Speaker: One minus two. No, he got a zero. but Okay. One minus one is zero. Yeah, that's the rule. Are you... and Gordon.

Speaker: has not seen any of these signs. There's no minefield. You don't know about it. Good thing the next thing i was goingnna say was yeah ah the next thing I was going to say that I just keep going.

Speaker: You could. COME THE WATCH OUT!

Speaker: I mean... i didn't see anything and i'm floating like five feet off the ground so right yeah uh oh never mind fuck Nevermind. Yeah, so you just like float over the minefield and just like nothing happens because you don't actually contact the ground Like halfway across, I just like...

Speaker: Realize no one's following me and turn around. Like... Hey, why aren't you guys going with? I thought we were doing this together. Uh...

Speaker: Yeah, uh... just that the ground has some explosives inside apparently so good thing you can fly or float I'm not frightened as fuck. Oh, good.

Speaker: Oh. Well then why don't I just carry you?

Speaker: ah All right. Just... Please don't blow up. Wait. There is one way to ensure. There's Lisa. one way to ensure that there are no Explosives in our path.

Speaker: Right, you have an explosive go - You can blow them up, okay cool. Yes, I'm gonna um'm go throw my egg bombs into the pool. Wait, I'm still there. I'm still in the middle of the mic. Wait, hold on. Wait, wait. Stop!

Speaker: No goal. Gordon, it's right there! If you blow up the place, Godden's going to get blown up too. It's fine. Egg Bomb is a normal type of move. He won't take any damage.

Speaker: The mines aren't normal type. okay Right, yeah, because if the mines explode, then... Gordon's hovering over one of them. Oh god! I am gonna wait until Gordon hovers across. I am. I'm not gonna kill a PC. Nearly had some pumpkin pie for a second there.

Speaker: Wait. I just got a better idea. Why don't I throw you across? Uh, okay. Let's try that then.

Speaker: okay i just Yeah, Aiden will go ahead and try and try to... ah We'll try to tos toss over.

Speaker: Okay. Go. on go away go Wait, before they go, I'll try to like... Put the leak Like his leak shield onto his back like a small little glider I love that I need...

Speaker: uh alpha i need you to roll strength just a straight up strength which should be tough I think. Okay. ah yeah Yeah, it's a tough role and I need...

Speaker: Uh, Galahad to... Roll me. Ooh. What was that? Peace. It's acrobatics, right? acrobatics Yeah, go ahead and roll acrobatics. A raw aku, which is a plus one.

Speaker: Yep, okay, so Alpha, first I need you to roll Strength. we We'll start there.

Speaker: I'll use this. 19. Okay, 19. You, Chuck... Uh, Galahad just - As far as you can. And he soars way into the air. Now...

Speaker: Now before we get - Oh my God. Okay. So you roll a natural 20. Is Reginald still throwing out these egg bombs? I haven't done it yet, but i actually I think I've come up with a better idea.

Speaker: Okay. Alright, we'll i get to you then. ah So... Um... Galahad is now flying you've been flung over the minefield and as you reach the apex you're able to Actually, I'll let you flavor it. You're holding that 20.

Speaker: What happens to get you to the other side of the minefield unharmed?

Speaker: Have you seen Breath of the Wild? Yes. Glop! stations his shield right underneath him.

Speaker: Oh. Please. And essentially f - Kinda...

Speaker: ah so Uses the shield to impact the ground to make sure he - Because look, he's over the minefield, but he's gonna hit the ground so hard that he'll - Ex - Bloop.

Speaker: So using the shield, what he... slams it Into the ground. And there's like a smaller crater where he is. And... He's just...

Speaker: Death. She gives them... So are you in the middle of the minefield? No. okay on the other side he was flung over the minefield right Okay. Yes. I thought you were se your using your nat 20 to choose to the land in the middle of the minefield. across my way i that What in... You just explained it a little weird, but that's it. ah Sorry, okay, so I used the shield to cushion my impact. That was essentially what happened.

Speaker: Gotcha. Okay. Uh, Fredsworld. What is your plan now? Seeing this. and seeing that Uh...

Speaker: God help. You'll have it. stress. This has been... yeah has been going on and he seems to Is he still singing stressed? Just...

Speaker: about this minefield.

Speaker: It probably is. Uh, Reginald...

Speaker: Reginald is gonna make A bridge out of a reflect. and just Oh that's cool! I like that. Okay, so yeah, you...

Speaker: yeah you can basically like uh Yeah, you you do that. That's cool. I like that. Yeah. all right my friend Bullshit. My... I don't know. Spine breaking companion, let's to go on this. invisible gangway.

Speaker: I believe it's... okay oh Oh yeah, that's right. Uh... I forgot Aiden's still over there. yeah yeah he's still on the left still on the uh so on the business end of the minefield so you have Redroth can just do that, just...

Speaker: We... So, Galhan. just to see Reginald and Aiden walk in the air Oh.

Speaker: Okay, that's pretty cool. oh my god Ow. You can see Galahad just collapse. A little bit. I don't know. I don't know why you didn't wait for me to do that.

Speaker: I thought you were going to blow up the minefield, so I thought... That uh... Well, I looked at my strap, my sh... I looked at my character sheet again and I saw reflect and came up with that idea.

Speaker: Oh, okay.

Speaker: This... Uh... Good move. I guess.

Speaker: Okay, let's... OW! Okay. Ow, ow, ow, ow. Okay, let's get to it. Uh, do you want me to carry you? No, it's okay. I can still walk. He flew around.

Speaker: I'm fine. Okay. Now that you guys are all on the other side of the minefield, I take it Gordon just floated across right? Yeah. yeah Okay. You guys are all on the other side, and you guys come across a large laser fence.

Speaker: that is encapsulating the the building. You guys are pretty close to the building now, but there's a large laser... frontence of pink lasers. that seem like they'll burn you if you touch them.

Speaker: It seems to wrap around the entire building in a big square. How high up do they go? UUUUUUUUH Well, how tall is they a beware?

Speaker: let's say like One and a half times taller than that. Okay, so it's not as tall as a me. No, it is not. so I'll say it's like 10 feet tall.

Speaker: So I'm just gonna... Go over it I'm just gonna like go up a bit and then Just keep going forward. Well... Yep, that happens.

Speaker: I'll just make a... reflect in the middle of the like of the like lasers to like make an opening

Speaker: Oh, that's cool Yeah, you can like use mirrors. Yeah. Yeah. oh that's actually really cool i love that Nice!

Speaker: I was about to, like, run towards it, jump, and then attempt to deflect to just... Perry? And then pause through.

Speaker: Okay. yeah no But using your... Reflex those are good So I'm just going to walk through that. Okay. Yeah. All right. You guys managed to easily get over the laser fence. I did not expect. ah I need... Ooh, Reginald, you're the tallest. Go ahead and roll perception.

Speaker: which is beauty. Which is a minus one.

Speaker: That's a 16. Okay, you notice that there is an armed guard. wait, arms guard? ah It's a Hitmonchan. He's got arms.

Speaker: Uh, coming around... um I'm scarred

Speaker: No, no, no, no. It's an Ursa ring. Not because of what you said before, but because this guard... has the right to bear arms. Bam! Oh my god.

Speaker: Sorry, had to do that. I had to do it. ah There's an Ursaring guard coming around the corner of the building. and I'll give you guys like one action before he spots you guys.

Speaker: Okay. So I'm gonna use my plans that I had previously. Um... So question. Do any of you guys know the character Bartolomeo from One Piece?

Speaker: You said One Piece, so the answer is automatically no. Yeah, same. He has the power. of making barriers. and one time he made a barrier and pushed a guy into a wall and cramming him Basically just so he was stuck and I would lu like to do that with my reflect and this Ursaring Okay, at the moment the Ushering is coming around the corner, the far side of the building, so I'm gonna say he's like a good light.

Speaker: 500 feet away. It's a bit far for you to use your reflect at the moment. You can put up an invisible wall. Uh... Yeah, but we aren't invisible behind it it's just No, no.

Speaker: If... Like, if he's going to turn the corner... Put the wall at the corner. Sweet. He cannot turn our turn the corner to get to us. Okay. uh my point is the guard is like 500 feet away from you which is why reginald was the only one He's rounding the corner at the far side of the building.

Speaker: Right, we don't have enough range to set up the wall. Okay, wait. No, I have a I have a different idea and I'm using these reflects to the max. Can I?

Speaker: Use reflect to reflect a laser atom from the laser Well, I... Oh man, I love that. Go ahead and roll just a d20 for accuracy. Let me see how kind of well you can replace this barrier.

Speaker: Can it be smart? because arcana and Uh... ah I'll give you...

Speaker: performance, which is a cute role. Oh, okay. That's better. Oh, that. That fell off.

Speaker: That's a seven. Okay, so... Um, I'm gonna roll a d4 real quick. Um... Four. Who's the fourth one in the chat?

Speaker: Alright, Galaha, you are hit in the face with a laser beam as Reginald plops down a ah a reflect and blasts it right in your face.

Speaker: How much do you think this is? Wait, hold on. Wait, hold on. Right before that... Can I pop my uh... Second move. Detect.

Speaker: Doop. Parry the laser. That's a bit of metagaming. I'm going to say no. The attack doesn't parry, it makes lets you dodge. Oh right. Yes. So, go ahead and just roll a d10 of damage.

Speaker: i It's like a... Like, you can see the little bird get frightened. That's nine. I take nine damage. Okay, Galahad's gonna take 9 damage.

Speaker: How much help do I even have? Oh god! Ugh.

Speaker: Uh huh. Wait hold on. What's the health thingy? Is it in the total stats? Go ahead and type minus nine in the. Changes in battle?

Speaker: for your HP. Ah, okay. Unslip.

Speaker: It's like you can see the little bit get fried Pfft. UGH!

Speaker: How much help do you have left? Uh, 41. Oh 50. Oh, okay. you've got You've got a bit more damage. A bit more health. Galahad is going through it today.

Speaker: Mental and physical anguish, yay. uh yeah you've witnessed terrorism you've been shucked over a minefield you've been hit in the face with a laser beam

Speaker: Well, that's my accent.

Speaker: Oh. What about blazing? Oh. He's a Blaziken now.

Speaker: Okay, you guys share a Hey! What do you guys think you're doing? And you see the Ursaring starting to rush at you guys.

Speaker: I am too. Oh, yeah. As I see him like running up, am I able to use Shadow Sneak? Uh, sure. What do you want to do with it? You want to use Tyrosnake on the Ursaring?

Speaker: Yeah. Okay. uh it takes a minute before the earth serene gets up there and i am currently trying to set up to see the soldiers. So, um...

Speaker: I don't wanna metagame here. but i think it This... Won't that do anything? That won't do anything right? because Oh, wait. Oh, no. Oh yeah, what a shadow snake.

Speaker: it's it a guy So it doesn't work. Wait, never mind. Okay. yeah okay ah I still want you to roll accuracy. I have something in mind. Uh...

Speaker: How do I roll accuracy? ah So go ahead and roll a d20. um In your move, you're going to see a the column that says accuracy. We'll say ACC.

Speaker: you need to beat or yeah You need to meet or beat that number. to a hit I got a 9. Okay. And to me it's six. Okay, then you hit.

Speaker: so As the Ursaring gets closer, you dash through this Ursaring. and because it is completely immune actually that's not true this is mystery dungeon and this is something we actually don't get to experience very often but one of the rules of mystery dungeon which does carry over to the ptd system is that ineffective moves are not zero times effective they are 0 .1 times effective wow so it's still does damage.

Speaker: So go ahead and roll damage and you're gonna do 10 % of that.

Speaker: Okay.

Speaker: So, just divide by 10. Yep. Yeah. So then the 8 plus 6. So the damage says 1d8 plus 6 which all of the egg So you literally can't do more than one damage.

Speaker: if I rolled an 8. Well, he did 0 .8 damage I guess.

Speaker: Or however much. It rounds up to... 41 .4 damage. Okay, yeah, that rounds down to 1 damage. So you basically just bump into this earth spring and it's like...

Speaker: Hey, what do you think you're doing? This is... not public property. And he, like, grabs a hold of you by the neck. Alright.

Speaker: whos Hey, you can't. You can't grab my friend like that. Uh, yes I can. He's not supposed to be here, and I am.

Speaker: And as a matter of fact, you're not supposed to be here either.

Speaker: Uh, go ahead.

Speaker: And... immediately upon hearing that. fires off a S slash. Uh, a what slash? Air slash. Air slash. Sorry.

Speaker: Sorry, I heard a slash. Love it. you know that's No, that's fine. It's fine. Icarus 67, Rolling Dice.

Speaker: Give me a moment. Yep. Capri Sun.

Speaker: Natural 20! Oh! That's a critical hit. a nat 20 on a accuracy rule is a critical hit. So what you're gonna do... is you're gonna roll uh you do maximum damage plus one damage die.

Speaker: So, what that - what - Plus... Ten... plus one more d8. Yep, right. That is correct. So 2d8 plus 10 is 26? 26 plus 1d8.

Speaker: Give me a second to roll the 1d8. uh -huh

Speaker: Seven. Seven oh my god, that's almost a max roll Uh... 33 damage and that does and now let's see It's special. special oh it doesn't matter special and physical defense are the same Let me roll a 1d20 because if he gets...

Speaker: Yeah. If I go over 15 he's... Flinch. Oh yeah, go for it.

Speaker: Second...

Speaker: Seventeen. Oh my god, yeah, he flinches. Fuck. Okay, great. Um... With this, I'm What? i okay I would have you guys roll um I would have you guys roll Uh... Okay.

Speaker: initiative. But I'm going to be honest with you, he's at one hit right now. I know. And he flinched. So you guys get to go twice before he gets to go. up You're welcome.

Speaker: Ain't so real. Oh. Go ahead Aiden. Alright, Aiden will slowly approach the Ursaring and tell... And...

Speaker: Tell him in his most menacing tone. Let him go. The Ursaring's like holding his eye as that's where the air slash hit. and He's like, okay, okay, jeez, just don't kill me. God, uh, what do you guys want?

Speaker: Just don't hurt me, please. Jesus. Uh... looks at the SRN And he realizes, wait a minute, oh shoot. He fired a very strong attack didn't he?

Speaker: That was like... A lot of damage dealt to the SRX

Speaker: They could have told me whenever I would be allowed to do something. yeah You guys can go whenever you guys want. I'm not going to establish a move. Okay. Alright, I will Mega Drain him.

Speaker: Okay, go for it go ahead and roll accuracy and damage

Speaker: Okay, so what bonuses does my stats give me? I'll be right back, family. calling me for something. Sorry. No, you're fine. just Yeah, you're fine.

Speaker: ah What was that? Scott Dragan. Do I add my s - special attack to my Bonus. or oh am my accuracy Uh. No, just roll a d20.

Speaker: Just a flat D20, that's your accuracy roll. your special attack will go to your damage. which I've realized we didn't add. um We didn't add Galha's special attack to that, so...

Speaker: app. There's actually a chance that the Earthshank could have died, but it's fine. He's about to die in a second anyway. Yeah, that that hits. Um...

Speaker: Alright. oh Yeah, we didn't I didn't add my my uh my physical attack to my previous egg bomb. Sup.

Speaker: Yeah, it's also true.

Speaker: That's... Okay. So how do I add night? My physical attack is a 15. Oh my god. lifted What do I... How? What is that? equal to what i add okay add 15 or the head yeah you will just add 15 to your damage roll Okay.

Speaker: That is a 26 Oh my god, he has a 7. No, no, that is a 28 because... Megatron is special. Okay.

Speaker: uh so that is minus a seven defense is 21 damage Bringing him down. No special offense. Sorry, I did do the same stat. But yeah, it's a special preference. which brings him down to negative 10 health.

Speaker: So you mega drain him. You seep the last of his energy out of him. He just falls unconscious.

Speaker: Aiden will grab a... We'll grab Gordon. Hug him a bit and then crit and then cradle him as he walks back.

Speaker: Wait, how big is golden compared? to. Sir Fetch'd.

Speaker: Beware. ah I'll... Sorry. Let's see. Probably a lot smaller.

Speaker: Aren't you a victim? like a very large version oh good it comes in many sizes I don't think I'm very big. I don't remember how big a regular super -sized Pumpkaboo is. I can check. Ape.

Speaker: Up beware is six foot eleven so twelve or seven feet for free. So seven feet and a punkaboo. All right, we can do it. At its largest size, it's two feet.

Speaker: yes Like two yeah foot seven. From one foot to one foot eight inches were like that. So about two feet Which is still a huge pumpkin. Yeah.

Speaker: And uh... so fetches are

Speaker: 2 .7 feet. And so he wears his towers over everybody.

Speaker: well Unless you're talking about the... ah

Speaker: leak well Yeah. Should we get going? Yeah, let's get going. I can't really do anything right now, can I? I'm just stuck.

Speaker: I mean, you're not you you're not stuck. he's He's cradling you. he's not like holding He's not holding you that hard. he's Okay. Am I able to like... try and wrench myself Ow, and then like... go back over to the Oh, Serene.

Speaker: Uh, yeah please shootings

Speaker: Because... Can I like tell if they're... Alive. Go ahead and roll a medicine check, which is...

Speaker: a beauty role.

Speaker: 19 minus 1. 18. Hmm. 18, they are definitely still alive. They're still breathing, you can feel the pulse. They're just knocked out unconscious. Fainted.

Speaker: Peace. i just wanted to make sure because if they weren't i was going to try and use trick or treat on them Wait, what does that do? Turns them into a ghost type. Oh my god.

Speaker: and It adds ghost to type. That's crazy. It would it could give some paper like three types So.

Speaker: ah But... But don't worry, um I've definitely already killed several people. today. Wait, what? in this session So... Oh, oh yeah.

Speaker: All right. the Yeah, I never did check to see if those employees were alive Hmm. And everything was on fire. So... And they just die to smoke inhalation.

Speaker: Yes. Jesus. So as you guys uh gain your senses you look around you see this building has like a lot of windows on the first floor but you also spot the front doors which are big metal. the worst.

Speaker: with a lot of bars on them iron bars it seems like security has been alerted and all of the entrances have been barred up Okay.

Speaker: This door seems kind of difficult to open. It's no, it's okay. All you have to do is just put in a little effort. And Aiden will try to wrench open the doors.

Speaker: Go ahead and roll strength, which is tough. Alright.

Speaker: Oh. That's a low roll. That is 11. I'm actually because you're a beware and you're huge. I actually want to give you advantage because strength is kind of your thing Yeah, okay.

Speaker: Oh. Watch we're gonna get worse. Oh, no, I got five. I did get better but not by much 14 Okay, you managed to dent the door, but you're not able to break through it.

Speaker: Like you're able to make it bulge inwards. wait But it does not give. Hmm. Okay. Can Galahad try to cut down the dog?

Speaker: Yeah. Yeah, go ahead and... Roll me a... Just a... d20 i guess ah Kind of like got a strength check for your move. I'm assuming you're using air cutter.

Speaker: Hmm. Yeah. Okay. Go for it. Or Air Slash, I guess. That's nice. Here I go!

Speaker: Hmm. This door is really stuck. Is there any like modifiers to this role? Any sets? Add your strength. to it, so tough.

Speaker: 18 plus 2. twenty Oh my fucking god. I'm trying to give you guys challenges. here. I'm sorry. Y 'all hot.

Speaker: No, you guys are finding creative ways of... Solving the puzzles. I like it Uh... You slashed this door in half diagonally. and the top right piece just falls inwards with a loud ka -chunk.

Speaker: Gelaha, uh... Realizing, holy moly, okay, wow. Ass slash is a strong move. sh and

Speaker: Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. I've got like a list of things for you to get past and I'm going down Um... Even though special attack is not his strongest, yet air slash has been working so well.

Speaker: Okay. You... Break down the door. and inside you see like a front desk but also a couple of gun turrets have been set up in the main lobby to prevent you guys from entering Reflect.

Speaker: that you You put you guys are i'll have to tell you my list of things What episode's over? Yes. I'm running out of easy things for you guys to do. We have to move on to some of the harder stuff.

Speaker: if you guys continue to get through it this easy. Oh. Believe it or not gun turrets is one of the easiest things I have on this list. twelve I mean, I can try to use detect to just dodge.

Speaker: No, I put the reflect right in front of the barrel so that the it doesn't... the expo They're like, fire. The bullets start to fly out. well They don't get out, so they just jam. or like okay i do Okay, I want to...

Speaker: give it ah you could put down the barriers and they'll protect you but i want you to roll a d20 to see how well placed as they are in front of these turrets. 15. Fuck!

Speaker: Okay. God. Okay. so You've managed to put down, now is this a barrier or a reflect? Reflect.

Speaker: Okay, you place down these reflective barriers in front of the barrels of... I'm going to say there's two of them. You place down two barriers in front of each of their barrels, and as soon as they start... uh You don't hear them start shooting, you just see them explode.

Speaker: As the barrels are turned into shrapnel. and thankfully the barrier which is in front of the barrel protects you from the shrapnel so none of you guys are hurt Man, we must be absolutely horrifying to - the like people here You've just been, like, twelve was walking through the... cc tvs are like Very scared.

Speaker: Galahad's a bit shaken. I will say there are security cameras is one of the things I put down that is the easiest thing I put down for you guys to deal with but uh That's not really an obstacle at this point.

Speaker: Okay. So we're going loud. This is a heist. We are going loud. This is a burglar at this point.

Speaker: no yeah this really I tried to burgle earlier, I'm glad we're finally doing it. This is just payday Or PayD2. It is PayD2, yeah. Instead of going in stealthy, we just show up going in loud.

Speaker: And I just so it's just payday. Holy moly. The thing is... I... Reginald can't stealth. he's a giant tree Yeah. Wait, how does he even get into buildings?

Speaker: You're weak now! You guys do it then. So, we entered the building. Okay, inside you enter the main lobby with the destroyed guns which are smoking heaps of metal now.

Speaker: Um... God. Ooh, Reginald. is Again, you're the biggest. I want you to roll Perception. Okay. Uh... Yeah, 20.

Speaker: Cool. Yes. What's up? Before the net 20 happens, can I... perform a small little jig and Activate Salt's Dance. sword stance activates.

Speaker: Reginald, what did you get? He got that 20. That's 20. Oh, for fuck's sake. What is your Liz's luck? Okay, so um... I'm scared. I'm like half disappointed half excited because

Speaker: Okay, so you see on the wall, there's you you know those like info directories that say, this way to the cafeteria, this way to go to office of so -and -so? One of those labels says, go this way to the secret, secret vault.

Speaker: it's Hmm. It's like in all caps, in bold, underlined, italicized. Secret, secret vault. And it has an arrow pointing down the hallway. original looks Being the only one that sees this and his face being in front blocking it for everyone else.

Speaker: Huh. Well...

Speaker: ah I think we should go. Uh... Do you see anything? I don't know, guys.

Speaker: off note

Speaker: Well, there's a secret secret vault

Speaker: Well, what about the regulars?

Speaker: Ah, there is, I think, I don't see one. you You look at the placard, and there is a Seeker Vault, but it's not like bolded or capitalized or anything. It's just a regular run -of -the -mill Seeker Vault.

Speaker: Ah! Okay, cool. Let's go. Why don't we check the regular secret first? Should we split up? What the... Mmm.

Speaker: Huh? Oh... oh Take one One part... One... Group goes to the secret vault the other goes to the secret secret vault. Okay, I I guess that's kind of a sound plan, I guess? I'm not very sure anymore, man.

Speaker: Great! I'm glad I was the nominated leader. Great flow.

Speaker: Let's go. uh so where which one are you going to secret or the secret Reginald is walking to the secret secret vault. Okay. I guess I'm going to Secret Vault.

Speaker: Maybe we'll walk to the regular secret vault. since he was the one who suggested it. Okay. Again. oh yeah so just follow the original note What did they say?

Speaker: Guess I'll just stick with the fellow grass type Alright. Okay, I'm not fighting

Speaker: The thing is, I know it's a bit, but you guys have just kind of been letting Reginald do whatever he wants so you guys Okay. So Reginald's the only one going to the secret secret vault, is that correct?

Speaker: No, both the amazing grass types are. Aiden's definitely not smart enough to stop you. Unless you decide to yeah turn on the party for some random reason. Okay. so Um...

Speaker: Aiden In Galahad, we're going to start with you guys first. I'm going to say the arrows are pointing in two different directions. Uh... Ha.

Speaker: oh sorry i just ruined the discord thing uh you guys head in two different directions um So. aiden and galahad you guys are going to the left uh to the regular normie secret vault for losers Um... And... You guys head down the hallway and eventually you come across an elevator that says secret vault elevator.

Speaker: ah

Speaker: Oh yeah. Let's try that. Okay. okay you hit the down button And after a minute. the elevator comes up. Ding! And the door's open.

Speaker: move How many buttons are there? Or how many floors are there? There's one other button. It says floor one and basement one.

Speaker: Uh, so remind me, we we started on... Floor 1, right? Er, did we start on the basement? You guys started on the first floor. Hi.

Speaker: What's that in character? we Oops.

Speaker: sorry So we're going to the basement.

Speaker: the B1. Okay, let's go All right. the button. and The elevator zooms downwards. It seems like you guys are going at an incredible rate. and You guys do this for like a solid minute before the elevator slams to a stop.

Speaker: You guys feel like you've traveled like a mile in a minute. Galahad prepares a...

Speaker: a move Which, in this case, is Ass Slash. Just in case he sees any hostiles or anything starts firing at him, he'll fire off the air slash. Okay they're bring me The doors... slam open with great force and in front of you you see a big vault door with like a huge circular handle like a spinning handle kind of thing.

Speaker: Ah. I feel a kind of dizzy. Is it? zipa I think my pre -lunch snack is... I think I can feel my pre -lunch snack coming back.

Speaker: Oh. Uh... Okay, oh dear.

Speaker: So, Uh... Aiden.

Speaker: Yeah?

Speaker: It's the door looks like you can turn the world handle the giant We like things to open it. I'm just gonna... Give me a second.

Speaker: He walks out. Looks around does he spot anything? There is nothing out of the ordinary in this room. It is a big metal room. It seems polished, shiny, all the walls and stuff are Uh, shiny clean. and there's just like no tables or furniture or anything it's just a vault door that takes up the i'm gonna say it takes up like the entire back wall I see. How far away is it? Is it far enough to reach within night? I'll go.

Speaker: running step. yeah yeah it's only like a good like 10 20 feet in front of you Okay, cool. Because I thought this was going to be a laser curry though. a laser corridor but okay uh let's Yeah, I'll be your friend to see if we can open the door Okay. Want me to open the door for you? Okay.

Speaker: If you can't... If you need help, I can help.

Speaker: Alright, I'm assuming this is another strength roll. Go ahead and roll Strength. Tra la la, tra la la. Oof. not great 12. Okay, with a 12, the vault door... you Try and turn the handle to unlock the door. And it surprisingly turns very easily. It seems like whatever idiot locked this forgot to actually lock it.

Speaker: And the big... circle handle thing Let me check, whatever the hell it's called. spins and spins and eventually the door creaks open.

Speaker: Oh. But... Hold on. While it's doing that... I'm gonna prep asslash again, just in case anything - Within know the vault jumps out at us.

Speaker: Okay. Gotcha. Alright, you have air slash prepped. The door creaks open slowly, and as it goes... as it opens up all the way. You see...

Speaker: a... ballistic missile. 20 feet tall inside this vault. What? Where's the missile point thing?

Speaker: Is it pointing towards the door? It's straight up. This is a nuclear warhead It's like painted green because nuclear whatever.

Speaker: I went to the wrong room. Ha ha!

Speaker: You hear the... You hear the... ah you hear a soft female voice sounds like a pre -recorded uh it's like You! Uh... Uh...

Speaker: self -destruct activated in One minute. 59. 58 is cool. into the room to uh figure out wait a minute hold on this this bomb's gonna blow up Is that con - Is there a computer terminal?

Speaker: ANYWHERE ah On the bomb itself, you there is a keyboard and a screen. Uh, what does self -destruct mean?

Speaker: So that means this bomb is going to blow up and Take it. Everyone in this building - Oh, and - What's like the, uh, good - mile away. into hell.

Speaker: We need to turn this bomb off So... Gonna take a look at the computer terminal um Is there any instructions on it? or like What does it show? Ooh, I didn't actually come up with a confused old puzzle. Um... o There are...

Speaker: um Okay, so there is... Eh, eh... The keyboard is actually like a calculator pad. Uh... Okay, hold on. Um... You just want to move two of the others while you fake it.

Speaker: Nope. Alright.

Speaker: I wish this would load faster.

Speaker: Oh! That's bad right? yeah Yeah, it's bad. We're all going to die and along with the city Okay, I'm gonna have to solve this with you guys.

Speaker: uh Okay. all right the screen says what is Um, I'm just gonna paste this and then I'll describe it. I definitely did just... Shenerife's, uh...

Speaker: Okay. The first question is what is. seven times In parentheses, eight minus three out of parentheses. plus 12 divided by 4.

Speaker: Math. Oh, give me one. 635 and then... Uh... I'm not even gonna bother trying to solve this. It gives me the answer already. 38.

Speaker: Ya estoy ahi Is that what you're typing in? Yeah, nice I have to type in 38. Yeah, okay Please tell me Aiden gets...

Speaker: Yeah. I was about say! Yeah, no. Aiden just like answered - I can imagine Galahad just like, oh god, math, this is horrible. but And then Ada's just like, is it - Isn't that 38?

Speaker: That thing is still on! By all means. Here he comes. Every now and then to read books in the library but he is never real math book so he's Panicking.

Speaker: Okay. Uh... So... and You type in 38. and you hit the enter button. And you get one green LED. There are two clear LEDs.

Speaker: Or like, unlit LEDs, I guess. Okay, go ahead. And the next question pops up. There are red sirens blaring all throughout the room. I have no idea how the fuck you're supposed to solve this, but you are this is what I'm fucking putting down.

Speaker: Uh... Alright, the screen says a farmer has a farmer has both chickens and cows on his farm. but All together, there are 30 heads and 100 legs. How many chickens does he have?

Speaker: Okay, I understand how I'm supposed to - I'm gonna have to write this out. I got it. I got it. I got it. I remember this i've seen this before Ten chickens! Okay.

Speaker: Okay. So I type in 10 Okay, 10. All right, 10 chickens. ah ah ah For a second, I just realized, how do you type in chickens in a calculator? And then I'm like, oh wait, you don't need to type in subject matter.

Speaker: Okay. You hit the enter button you hear the beeping of the nuclear bomb as it is ticking down the female voice is like 30. 29.

Speaker: Did you hit enter? And the second LED turns. Green. What a pleasant chime of bling. Did you get the question correct?

Speaker: And... The third. Question shows up. And it is... this. Uh... It is 3x plus 7 equals 5x minus 9. What is x? Ooh, okay. This one's fun.

Speaker: i like doing these okay so this is So, what is that? Negative 2x plus 7 equals negative 9. x is 8. Oh dang. because 3x Plus seven.

Speaker: Hold on I can do equals to 10 7 equals 2. Minus 9

Speaker: and then if we add nine what is that Thank you return no Sorry, I'm gonna do I'm gonna do this I'm gonna do this myself really quickly. Okay. ah Just to make sure that you're correct All right.

Speaker: You know, I feel better about not going here now. And then we add 9. And then what? We add 9. That like goes to 16.

Speaker: Which means... Yeah, x equals 8. Alright. you guys type in 8 on the keypad and the third and final led flashes green And all of the red lights stop. the You hear a hiss of steam come out of the nuclear bomb as it seems to have been defused.

Speaker: And the screen says... The screen says bonus points? Question mark?

Speaker: I want to... I... Mark, is it? Would you be okay if Aiden was the one who solved all the questions and he did it really quickly? Yeah.

Speaker: a I am the one who's typing in the questions. You solve the questions.

Speaker: And yeah, this screen set as says... Notice points, question mark. And a fourth LED like rises up. The screen says, what is the area of a right -angled triangle with a base of 6 centimeters and a hypotenuse of 10 centimeters?

Speaker: Johan looks at us like, what? Triangle? I will say you guys don't have to solve this one. I just saw it and thought it was fun. I'll solve it on my own. I'll solve it in a second. But, you know, after hearing that the bomb has been defeated. Mom has been defused. Aiden will just like clap pleasantly like, yay!

Speaker: Oh.

Speaker: Wait, hold on. Can Galha try to solve this one? Aiden? No. Uh... Yeah, go ahead.

Speaker: Galahad finally remembers one of the books that he has read was about triangles. Peace. Thanks. Base plus height. Both of them are squared equals hypotenuse.

Speaker: So if the hypotenuse is 10.

Speaker: You think it's wet? Equals to six squared plus Question mark. which is the answer. Which is the height? Sweat. equals to 10.

Speaker: So if you square six it becomes 36 square 10 you get 100. So the high. is 100 minus 36, 64.

Speaker: That is height squat. Okay, I have the answer. hi okay I did it in on a calculator, admittedly, but... No, he's he's doing it the exact same way I did it, and I'm following the same way.

Speaker: Yeah, and then you take the height. and unsquare it becomes 8.

Speaker: The arrow is 1⁄2 times the base stamp's height. So we take half. times six times 8. He goes through pleniflossium. squat. That is correct. The green light.

Speaker: pops up on the fourth led d and a pedestal rises up from the center of the vault And on top of the pedestal is a solid gold bar. I can just hit someone over the head with it. Okay, thanks.

Speaker: Okay. Okay, so we got the gold bar now Let's try to reconvene with the others. Okay, so With this, we are going to cut over to Sky Dragon and...

Speaker: Uh... Who's with you, Gordon? Gordon and Richmond. Yeah. yep Man, I feel like something really really boring just happened

Speaker: How would you? If you asked Aiden, it definitely would sound very boring.

Speaker: or at least he would sound in a way he would word it in a way that makes it sound boring even though it wasn't

Speaker: I was talking about the math. and Not a bomb.

Speaker: So the... ah Arrow. on the sign points down the opposite direction that um aiden and galaha went down so you guys are going uh that opposite direction.

Speaker: and eventually you come across Another elevator!

Speaker: and this one only has an option for up

Speaker: Would you like to press the button? Uh, yeah, sure, I'll... Go off and press it

Speaker: Okay, so you... Oops, that's an all caps. So you press the button. And... You just hear the sound of... as you hear the elevator zoom down from the top and slam into place at the bottom. The doors fling open and...

Speaker: Ding! as the elevator is hurting. So question, do I fit in the elevator? Nope. All right, I will... Just... contort my body in a way so that I'm just...

Speaker: fit It looks like that I'm breaking my bones, but you don't hear any snapping. okay cool the doors close and you zip up to the top at lightning speed and eventually get to the top slamming to a stop.

Speaker: which causes you guys to like jump up off the ground for a bit And the doors fling open, and you guys are met with the sight of... and and ah Pretty much an identical vault.

Speaker: Uh... big... circle handle to unlock the door. Big metal shiny room. What do you guys do?

Speaker: I we don't need game shows in here

Speaker: I will. snake my way out of the elevator prop myself up. That was like in Jeff. You can stand up in this room.

Speaker: Amen. Okay. Well... Neither of us have hands. Yeah. I didn't even think about that.

Speaker: So... It is now. the moment that something What I warned about before we started is gonna happen.

Speaker: ah and It's not, I haven't been specific about this. that that kind of stuff but i did warn you about something and i was being honest Oops.

Speaker: so you You know how, like... poetry is gonna have like those stripes and like Um... What's it called?

Speaker: Uh...

Speaker: yeah never mind I'm not gonna do it. one of his leaves. snakes it down and just starts to go Uh... try to turn the wheel I'm not gonna kill that.

Speaker: Go ahead and roll strength. Okay. I don't know what you have planned and I'm so curious to know what it is at some point. seven ah Okay, so do you want me to do - Describe it?

Speaker: Uh... Did you get another net 20? No, I got a seven Oh. No, that's... It's a thing I had planned. I just, I don't know. No, no, because it might happen.

Speaker: Okay. If you think you're going to use it, then... Save it for later. i'm I'm just worried about like... being too over the top.

Speaker: I don't care. This whole show is about being over the top. We have a nuclear bomb in the headquarters of Boca McDonald's. I don't think this is a very serious episode. Okay. Alright. um Since my leaf doesn't work...

Speaker: Probably. With a 7.

Speaker: the Uh... So okay, I get it. You know how like trees have the the like of stripes, kind of. No, no, no. Tree, yeah.

Speaker: And like... Sure, some trees do. Yeah. uh alone executors do Okay. And you see... Peace.

Speaker: Partway up. Yes. Neck. His neck kind of bends. as one of those stripes opens up revealing teeth.

Speaker: and put several tongues is forming into a mockery of a hand reaching down grabbing you. Grabbing the wheel. That is horrifying.

Speaker: Go ahead and roll strength. Can I get an advantage? Uh, you're a pretty big guy, I'll give it to you. Okay, that's a 71. 19.

Speaker: Okay. with a 19 this is This is the moment I tell everyone else. Reginald is a eldritch horror possessing a body of a lone executor.

Speaker: Yeah, original is definitely not a normal thing.

Speaker: After seeing this I just like slowly... back to the corner of the room. I'm not gonna lie, I don't think most of our characters are very normal. I don't think so.

Speaker: Well, even with a 19 this handle is not bludgeoning it is clear that this one is locked properly. Okay.

Speaker: I return my... Well... tongues. inside and close my mouth Ew. As you do so, you suddenly see like red lights start blaring in the... ah in the room

Speaker: And you just hear over the intercom, like, self -destruct starting with fifty or one minute. 59. 58. Oh no.

Speaker: Is there any sort of like Slight. gap. or like any sort of visible God. under the Voodoo ah Maybe like half a micron, but not anything you'd be able to fit under.

Speaker: A little shadow sneak.

Speaker: Ah! Oh, I see what you're trying to get at. Sure, there's enough of a gap you might be able to put a shadow under there if that's what you're going for. After all a shadow is just the absence of light.

Speaker: Yeah. yeahm Gonna... You should've sneaked in. Okay. You turn into a shadow and sneak under the door. You managed to get to the other side. And what you see. is a pedestal with a safe on it.

Speaker: I... Tentatively approach the safe. It is a... Uh, it is a combination save and you do not know the combination

Speaker: What's inside there?

Speaker: Uh, Just a safe, I don't know the combination though, it's not. really any way I can get in.

Speaker: How s - starting does the like the

Speaker: Quite sturdy. It's a vault door Okay. but Do I think my... an egg bomb could break through. Do you think?

Speaker: Um... You might be able to damage it.

Speaker: Okay.

Speaker: Can you break the safe?

Speaker: I don't think leaves are going to do. much against a muscle ox.

Speaker: So, just so... i'm caught up with the timeline here. Is this a new self -destruct sequence or is this the one that we just activated? No, this is the same one you guys implemented.

Speaker: It'll be fine.

Speaker: Yeah, we know. We end up surviving this. thanks Oh, okay. Yeah, over the intercom, you just hear as this is all going on, self -destruct cancelled.

Speaker: And like the red lights and stuff stop going off. Oh boo.

Speaker: Oh well. How? How would thief work? with an inanimate object. Flickr safe. Interesting. Oh, that's actually really interesting because it takes the held item which they safe is literally holding an item. Um

Speaker: Go ahead. Yeah, if you want to try to use it out Try and come up with something. Okay. Yeah. oh

Speaker: I don't think you need to roll accuracy for that. Are you just using Thief? Yeah. Alright, just go ahead and roll me like a luck roll. of a d20 flight d20

Speaker: 17. Yeah, sure. Uh... nothing i do is gonna make this easier make it harder on you guys goddamn uh With a 17 used thief and like a bunch of shadow tendrils enter like the safe combination and you see the numbers rotate around to 1 2 3 4 and the safe cracks open.

Speaker: revealing Hey. like a glass bottle with a recipe inside Bye.

Speaker: It was literally 1, 2, 3, 4

Speaker: I didn't even try it.

Speaker: Okay. So... I guess I just like pick up the... Bye for now.

Speaker: Yep, you now have one secret formula

Speaker: Okay. because I guess I'll just Shadow Sneak back out of the... door once I've got it in my pocket. Okay. ah I'm going to say... It magically goes with you because you probably had other items with you that also would have been able to get to the other side of the door in the first place, so...

Speaker: It would make sense if it like magics itself into your shadow as well. So you get to the other side and you have A secret recipe.

Speaker: Well done. You have the recipe.

Speaker: and the elevator behind you closes and starts shooting downwards. What's up with you?

Speaker: Oh. That's not a good sign. Mmm.

Speaker: Well... Nuts. Let's see here. this Gwaldor is sturdy. But are there walls?

Speaker: Oh my god. After... After a moment the elevator starts rising back up. Yeah. Dead. did the like of people watching us like say oh nope no no no no I did. The camera's like, oh, we gotta save the the building. Oh, God. No, no, no. ah What happens? is the door opens and you see a small of a tiny little small of pop out

Speaker: Well, well, it seems you have found our formula. I would like that back, please.

Speaker: No. oh Oh, okay then. Well, I guess I'll just... Be on my way then. Yeah, I'm not that stupid. Hand over the formula. No.

Speaker: Egg bomb. Go ahead. Go ahead, Paul. I haven't done that. I haven't done egg bomb in a while. Cheers. That's that's x one over what I needed for accuracy.

Speaker: Hell yeah. Perfect.

Speaker: Okay, go ahead and roll damage. okay that's

Speaker: Four to two. Oh my god, you got a 42?! Oh my god. Okay. Well, you... So... Fuck me.

Speaker: Did you add your physical defense already? physical I already did. that I already did. that Yes. Okay, uh, so what happens is this small of looking all smug as shit gets a fucking grenade in its face. It like - Will you... hit it and it like lands inside its mouth and the grenade just goes off inside its mouth and it's just completely fucking dead it only had 15 hp uh so 15 is my attack stat Oh.

Speaker: Ha! I never stood a chance. It was just at the moment you... Locked eyes. Yeah.

Speaker: ah There are Smolov bits everywhere now as this - Oh god. thing that was once a creature uh creature I was going to try and approach it and use trick or treat, but I guess that's not really an option.

Speaker: Amen. can probably take some of the pieces and you Play tricks with them. Thank you. I'm just gonna like... Out of character Slowly Uh... I guess.

Speaker: Reginald already performed trick -or -treat for you because now the thing's a ghost hes It's certainly dead now. Hmm.

Speaker: You really should have taken the deal of just walking away. You really should have just taken the deal. i was good knocking I wasn't gonna do it if he didn it smug.

Speaker: And like...

Speaker: i'm just That's his fault. turn to face Reginald and just slowly back away towards the elevator. Oh, are we going now? Okay, great. I follow. up There's a into the elevator again. I'm just like shaking.

Speaker: Okay. Where you says you're faking it I'm shaking. Oh, shaking, sorry. Okay. the elevator rushes downwards and as you reach the first level again you guys are met face to face with uh Eden and Galahad.

Speaker: Oh. Hey guys, uh... You had me... Dang, we got this go bar. problem we didn't get the secret rich whatever evidence recipe or stuff i think we have to go to the ceo's office for that All we found was this giant...

Speaker: was this giant missile that said it was going to self destruct We got to solve a few math problems though, so that was fun. Hey, uh...

Speaker: I'm going to take... Take like a two minute break. My cat just caught a mouse. I gotta to go deal with that. I'm sorry of your regular Come to me, seriously. bo

Speaker: I hope. You guys aren't like... uncomfortable but i feel like it No, it's fine Okay. so maybe I'm going to be honest.

Speaker: i am just so i I thought there was going to be way more combat, so I'm like a little disappointed, but I'm having way too much fun. Yes it is This is so fun too. Go through. it Yeah.

Speaker: I don't think combat... will last very long when an egg bomb does like bob and I gotta hurt this fucking mouse out of this place uh

Speaker: I mean, unless it's like a ghost type. egg bomb or something Then I can just pull out my ass slash. and bisect the thing.

Speaker: Yeah. He just... what What I have to do now is just like try and preemptively use trick or treat. so I don't witness any more deaths.

Speaker: Yeah. Oh wait, is that why you're going for trick or treat? So that egg bun doesn't work? No, it doesn't. instantly open. Ah, fuck!

Speaker: My idea was more... Just like... If they're already dead, if I make them a ghost type maybe they'll... come back in some form. Just as my character's panicking, looking at a corpse.

Speaker: So far... so far like so far i've been aiden's been working almost exactly how I wanted him to. Like, the self -destruct sequence was literally perfect.

Speaker: yeah Reginald is just kind of My... Blue. like let loose character i just like i thought i usually like the ah Fuck.

Speaker: like parents of of the group. of group And I just... Get to just indulge in my worst instincts. shit Okay.

Speaker: I'm so sorry about that. How much of that did you guys hear? A little bit. We heard you talking to a cat a little. That's okay. I'm very unfortunate.

Speaker: I just looked over and... My cat was, I was like, why the f - So he's sitting on my desk and all of a sudden he just bolted across the room. So I was like, what the fuck is going on? And there's just a mouse scurrying across my floor because I've been having - mouse issues lately.

Speaker: Um... And I had it. I thought my cat had killed the mouse. I was like, okay, I'm just going to go pick it up and toss it outside. Well, he didn't kill it. My cat let it go and it started running around and I had to run around and chase a mouse.

Speaker: So I caught it with a fucking paper towel, tossed it outside, and threw my cat after it so he'd go kill it. so it doesn't get back in the house. So right now, Tupelo and the mouse are playing. Literal cat and mouse outside.

Speaker: Ha ha! That's right. I feel like that's... That's perfect for this session. sorry i didn't mean to interrupt that but i i couldn't look them out let's just run around of house.

Speaker: It's okay. Okay, do you You wanna jump back in? Mhm. Yeah. okay I believe I was the last one who spoke. So I'll just say what I said last time.

Speaker: Shh. Go for it. I'll edit it out. Yeah. All we found was this giant missile that said it was going to... self -destruct? Two.

Speaker: Eh... And we stopped it. With... We saw some cool math problem wes also cool math problems too.

Speaker: Okay, we We... we We found the recipe.

Speaker: Is he just shell shocked?

Speaker: and

Speaker: you So you guys found... The secret recipe followed this brand.

Speaker: we found a ay secret recipe Yeah. I guess so. uh -huh What? is there a way to confirm that this security it's not for mr from Mr. Pepperoni's.

Speaker: Well, I guess Yeah, I guess we can just... Just pop off the... Captain. like tip out of the paper. Wait, yeah but if we did that, wouldn't it not be a secret anymore?

Speaker: Yeah. So, uh, hmm. We can... What's the... Looking at the site. Is it? Any CEO office?

Speaker: Uh, sure. Yeah, uh, I'm gonna say there's like offices around. And if you... We have to the CEO.

Speaker: Because if we find the CEO we can use This. to threaten him. the this in question being the secret recipe Next question.

Speaker: I also have a question. Is there are there any pictures of the CEO and is it a smaller? Uh... You can vote around the...

Speaker: of offices if you want. There's a bunch of offices on this floor. And I just made like a picture on the wall of just like the CEO.

Speaker: and if it is Yeah, this but okay, let's say there's like an employee like group photo on the wall of the lobby. And... in like a business suit.

Speaker: in the front and middle is a Smolov. and is that Does that seem to be the CEO? Yeah, I mean, it seems to be the CEO. He's not labeled as such, but...

Speaker: Well...

Speaker: Your plan might have some flaws in it. Ehhh. You just see like... ah like a little bit of green just like slip off of...

Speaker: Whitehead. Hehehe. Did you guys blow up the CEO? Galahad looks a little bit concerned.

Speaker: Yes. Uhhh...

Speaker: Good thing I'm not. a actual res - Good thing I'm not a natural citizen of this city. I live in the forest. So... Okay

Speaker: Yahoo! Let's go in. You've all been very good accessories for my crimes. I appreciate all of you.

Speaker: I'm just going to pull out. I'm just gonna take a lollipop out of my bag. then just stop. I just... Put it in my mouth. Let's get out of here.

Speaker: If any of you have jobs. You don't. Okay. Yes. My job was helping people, just wandering around the cities and helping.

Speaker: You've been helping me a lot. Yeah. My payments are in apples. Do you do you have any? I can give you an egg. No, thanks. i I know a farmer were a few blocks down from my place. Maybe he can help you.

Speaker: Okay, thanks. Let's get out of here first because I believe the entire state security system is gonna start crashing down on us if we - actively stay here.

Speaker: Okay. See, you guys are leaving. Before that... Mhm.

Speaker: Do we ever pass by any sort of like... Bye bye. that factor or like production like where our things are made ah This is the headquarters, not a factory, so there wouldn't be any production things here. It's mostly just offices.

Speaker: Alright. And bank faults for some reason. Okay. then Huh? Alright, so I can't do the thing of... putting an egg bomb in a random... just like This is the Tylenol murders all over again. Oh no.

Speaker: okay No, du this is not a factory, unfortunately. all right Okay. Uh, so For the sake of time. because we're actually running out of time here.

Speaker: um I'm going to say you guys are able to... Make it. Out of the building? Actually, Retro, are you building another skybridge over the minefield?

Speaker: Yeah. Okay, you guys walk across the minefield once again. and make it back to Vulcanburgs. proper.

Speaker: Uh... Ooh, yeah, that's actually fun. um In the distance you hear a bunch of attack helicopters swarming the building as you're leaving it.

Speaker: And just in the distance, you hear... Put your hands up! We have you surrounded! Good thing we're out of that place. Good thing we're out of that place. Good thing we're out of that place.

Speaker: I don't have hands so I don't have to listen.

Speaker: Oh, what is this? Huh, I wonder who they're searching for. Go house. fleeing for his life

Speaker: Okay, you guys are heading back to Mr. Pepperoni's, I assume. Yeah. yeah There we are. it takes a minute before you guys get there but as you get there it's starting to be like sunset The sun's going down.

Speaker: Um, And... the mob in front of Pepperoni's Pizzeria is completely gone. Mr. Pepperoni is sitting out on - in front at one of the tables.

Speaker: And he sees you approach. Uh, hey guys, hey, hey, how did everything go?

Speaker: Successfully. Oh, wonderful. I'm going to be honest, I didn't expect that.

Speaker: You're giving him the recipe. the golden bar Oh, the golden part. she He the golden part and he's like Oh! Oh my god! Where did you get this?

Speaker: I didn't ask you to get this. Yeah. Woo. We, uh... Galahad walks up to him and whispers in his ear I don't think...

Speaker: That company is going to be doing anything very soon the CEO is dead I'm sorry, what you - What did you guys... Hold on, what the hell happened?

Speaker: Uh... I... Do I even want to be speaking to you guys? He says looking at Reginald. I'm sorry I want to do things in a different way, but I'm not.

Speaker: Bum's fault See you dies! Oh, dear. Bums? What? Why were you guys talking to the CEO? I wanted to find the CO, but apparently he got bombed, so, uh... Hmm.

Speaker: He didn't want to give back your recipe. So we had to talk. oh Okay, um... Sure, talking, yeah, that's certainly something you do. um Do you guys have the recipe? i Feel like I don't want to hear any more of this.

Speaker: Yeah, sure. The pumpkin has it. yeah I take it. out and just like offer it to him. really like a shaky Om. he takes it uh mr pepperoni takes it from you and he like unfurls the recipe and you just see like golden light emanate from the paper parchment onto mr pepperoni's face it's like oh my god You guys did it!

Speaker: It - It's it? That's it? You guys have saved me! My business can run again! It's amazing! Oh, thank you guys so much. And he like goes up and hugs Reginald. not.

Speaker: Uh, and not Aiden. No. as more... Tongue arms come out and hug him back and then return into his body. No! I think it is high time for us to get some pizza.

Speaker: Yes!

Speaker: I... Could agree less. Uh... I mean, more. are Anyway. I said pizza. I'm going to go tell somebody to fire up the girls.

Speaker: No. Uh -huh. He's like disgusted by your - did you say you tongue arms? is that what you said yes Oh, is it names yeah okay. Okay, wonderful. His body can open up it body can open up into several mouths and... tongues come out that are prehensile. Gotcha. Just making sure I heard that right.

Speaker: Suggestions for all of you guys to come in. And... He's yelling, Sammy, fire up the grills! We got it back! And you hear a muffled cheers from inside the restaurant.

Speaker: as you guys go in and... And... up Yep, go on. Gotta remember something. He's allergic to milk Oh no.

Speaker: So he can't even eat the pizzas! And he's going... He's like, oh

Speaker: As you guys enter the restaurant, the camera fa or pans upwards, and that is where we're going to end this episode. Yay! So. I have been Dakota, your PM, your DM, your GM.

Speaker: and let's go in the same order that we did for the intro so sky dragon go first I have been Lord Asgardian, the agent of chaos. Reginald.

Speaker: I have been Jack. And... My portal golden is now at home. horribly traumatized. Good. I have an Alpha 100 who plays Aiden who went on a fun adventure with his friends. That was definitely...

Speaker: Very normal. And I'm Mark. was known as Kalaha. who is currently unable to eat any of the pizzas that has been given to him due to a milk allergy.

Speaker: He's also kind of reeling from the adventure they just had. in big quotation marks

Speaker: Alright, thank you guys for listening. We will see you guys next time. Alright. See y 'all later.

Speaker: Hello and welcome to the end section. Thank you guys for listening to yet another episode. Again, I'm so sorry we had to post so many special episodes in a row. It just ended up being a busy holiday.

Speaker: time for us all, especially with multiple birthdays. I think. Yeah, multiple birthdays. The holidays, Halloween, Thanksgiving. ah We're going to get a mainline episode out next time.

Speaker: But... I know that for sure, but with... Thanksgiving and Christmas coming up. do expect some more special episodes to come out because uh With the four of us it's really hard for us to all get together all at the same time. um every single weekend and record something.

Speaker: or even two weeks, every two weeks. It's not easy for us to get together every week, so. um Please bear with that. Regardless of what happens, we will post content at our regular schedule. Next episode. Guaranteed to be arc for episode 11. If I don't you can call me out on that.

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Speaker: Alright, well, with that, let's get to the music of this episode. which was graciously provided by Glitchex City because the DMCA has been down my fucking ass since we've been uh, kind of I don't want to say we're really popular on Spotify because we're not like... huge but i guess we've been garnering the eye of the Goddamn DMCA. They've been shoving their fucking...

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Speaker: Twinleaf Town Lake theme. DUPOLIFE CITY Eterna Forest. Route 209. Snow Point City pokemon league theme Route 228.

Speaker: Through the sea of time Lily's theme. Goodbye Alola. and brand new world. So go ahead check out Glitch Tech Study, you can find her on YouTube and I'm pretty sure you can find her on like Spotify and stuff too. so ah With that being said, I believe that's everything. thing Yep, I think that's it. Okay. We will see you guys next time.