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Earning Your Red Wings and Lines to Get You Laid
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Welcome back! We may have finally figured out our audio and just in time to be fully unhinged. This episode is filled with a lot of inappropriate conversations, sex talk and laughing at ourselves.
DO NOT LISTEN WITH KIDS AROUND! Seriously. We aren't responsible for the conversations you'll have to have with your kids if they hear what we talk about!
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Audio Setup Troubles and Post-Concert Exhaustion
00:00:00
Savanna
What's up, bitches? This is Christina. This is Savannah. And welcome back to Raising Chaos. Raising Chaos. I can't talk today. tonight It's been a long day of trying to figure out our audio.
00:00:16
Savanna
Yeah. And... It's still little weird. Like, now I feel like I'm sitting way too close. Yeah. Because... think this sounds good.
00:00:28
Savanna
Fuck yeah. hey So, how's your week? Good, how's yours? am exhausted.
00:00:40
Savanna
it's the heat. No, see, I'm a summer girl.
00:00:42
Christina Couture
I'm sorry.
00:00:44
Savanna
I'm cool with... I'm with, like, sunshine good with like sunshine and hot weather But we went to a concert last night and I'm like dead.
00:01:00
Savanna
CJ had to get up for summer school this morning and it did me You're getting old, man.
Humor on Age, Personal Boundaries, and Kinks
00:01:08
Savanna
I'm dinosaur.
00:01:13
Savanna
So I, yeah, the the concert just, I took a nap today. i know and I don't, I don't nap. No.
00:01:24
Savanna
That's funny. I never know. When you texted me, I just woke up too What? Yeah, I'm like, I'm... Well, because by the time we left the concert and then got in the car and got home, it was like 11.30. And then to fuck around all we did.
00:01:45
Savanna
Like, we didn't go to bed till...
00:01:46
Christina Couture
Thank you.
00:01:48
Savanna
why didn't you go to Shit it. I guess we can talk about because that's what we do here. What kind of shit did you do? I didn't do anything with shit. everybody Everybody has their limit. And that's a hard no for me. I'm not into water sports.
00:02:09
Savanna
You don't see my face, everybody. i do.
00:02:12
Christina Couture
to
00:02:13
Savanna
But anyways... We don't stink kinks here.
00:02:16
Christina Couture
You know.
Period Sex Discussions and Relationship Dynamics
00:02:20
Savanna
But, so we didn't really do much. I was on my period. And I don't, I don't bump uglies. I barely bump uglies as it is.
00:02:32
Savanna
Like, I'm definitely, I'm taking that free week off. Absolutely. Like, absolutely fucking not. Do you have sex on your period? Yes. It's not something that I enjoy.
00:02:45
Savanna
We have, but it's not like, come do me. I'm like, get away from me. Give me chocolate and a Baja Blast.
00:02:58
Savanna
Leave me alone. but The Baja. Don't forget my weed.
00:03:05
Savanna
i lock myself in my room. ah You know what, though? I mean, that sounds nice. Oh, it's wonderful. i hate my period, but at the same time, I'm like, a win-win.
00:03:20
Savanna
I'm taking... A win's a win. That's like one week I get to be unhinged. He's not forcing his force his dick down my throat all the time.
00:03:33
Savanna
He wants that motherfucker stuck 24-7. Absolutely. You know what Neil this says to me every day, times a day?
00:03:37
Christina Couture
Thank you.
00:03:40
Savanna
You want to soak dick? i like I'm on my period and Chris goes, your mouth works. No, your butt's not.
00:03:52
Savanna
lets Who said that's going in there? just don't understand why they think that's like an equal option. When I asked Neil, well, can I put something in your
Body Positivity and Audio Perception Struggles
00:04:04
Savanna
butt? No. Well, why do you want to put it in my butt?
00:04:08
Savanna
It's nice. Would it be nice if I could put something in your butt? You know, we talked about her before. would love to have a penis for the day. Oh, yeah.
00:04:23
Savanna
I don't dude it's the audio I did not sound that creepy it is bear with us today and the last three or four weeks of our recording because now we sound a lot louder and I don't know how to handle it I don't I'm not coping
00:04:32
Christina Couture
yeah
00:04:47
Savanna
I'm pretty sure you guys are hearing when my fucking tummy growls. Yeah, I too did. You probably just got that too. Like, I'm afraid to make too much money and too much noise because of all the shit going on here.
00:05:00
Savanna
I'm just going
Humor on Period Sex and Misunderstandings
00:05:02
Savanna
to squeeze it. Her water bottle. She's not just fucking squeezing appendages here. Never know.
00:05:12
Savanna
But I can't. I can't. On period? No, I don't like it. No. i a It feels like rainforest down there at the I don't like the way I sound, though.
00:05:29
Savanna
But it's sad like it's all, like, hot and clammy down there. It doesn't need any visitors. It smells petting. Not a vacation spot. I just feel like you'd be doing it. You're just smelling pennies and hearing mac and cheese.
00:05:46
Savanna
Did you say macaroni and cheese? Yeah, you know that sound? Oh, yeah, like when you're opening it, like all slimy and spreading around. Yeah, I don't like it. And then I have cramps bad.
00:05:56
Savanna
So when he they say it's good for cramps, but when he hits that spot, it's ow.
00:05:59
Christina Couture
so And so the meeting is here.
00:06:03
Savanna
Now listen, folks. Savannah and I did our research. So like, chris we went ahead so that we were prepared for this conversation and we can give you benefits of fucking getting it on. Getting your red wings.
00:06:23
Savanna
Getting your red wings. Aren't in your red wings. Wow. That was loud. Yeah. So here, because you come to us and not Google, I Google this for you all. It says that there are many benefits, many benefits to having sex when you're on your period. Mm-hmm.
00:06:46
Savanna
Pain relief, like it helps with cramps. Mm-hmm. Lubrication, baby. That's disgusting. That's listed on here. What kind of dark romance smut books are you reading? Have you seen that one with the berry coat?
00:07:03
Savanna
I wish Caitlin was here.
00:07:06
Savanna
Salt water. Salt burn. yeah Yeah. You told me that. And that's what makes me think of it. He went full on vampire. no With his mouth. Down there.
00:07:17
Christina Couture
So,
00:07:17
Savanna
No. it's You're supposed to, and I can say this, your libido is higher during your period because you're her her your
00:07:22
Christina Couture
what is your home of the year?
00:07:31
Savanna
fluctuations. Yeah, it makes your clit pulse. So does weed. Mm-hmm. That's why smoke a lot of weed.
00:07:43
Savanna
You could have shorter periods. I would like that. And improved and moved in stress relief. Yeah, take that stress. Big ol' fireworks.
00:07:57
Savanna
I mean, I ain't hating on it. I've done I've it. It's just not my favorite. now that I'm... but now and now that i'm in like a married, committed relationship where it's not like we're pressed for time because I only see you on the weekends.
00:08:14
Savanna
Like, I'm going be an adult. I'm going to wait. I'm to sit this one out. I'm to pull my pitcher off the mound. Yeah, go jack off. I'm good.
00:08:25
Savanna
What did I say to you? and Nothing's like hitting it from behind in a fucking jellyfish pops out. That's so disgusting. Ew.
00:08:38
Savanna
See, and I would be a self-conscious.
00:08:39
Christina Couture
Thank you.
00:08:40
Savanna
I'd be like, oh no, I'm sorry the jellyfish fell out of me. I mean, seriously. No, it's true. like And how are you going to unsee that?
00:08:51
Savanna
There's certain things... Then I just... Like... They're gonna scar you. Yeah, I don't want to that. When he sticks it in your butt and poop comes out?
00:09:04
Savanna
You don't even see that. That happened to me. But that's what they remember you as. You're the girl who's shit on his dick. God damn. Good thing I'm not with him no more. Yeah, thank God.
00:09:18
Savanna
That was so embarrassing.
00:09:21
Savanna
Honestly, if I shit on Neil, though, I'd like, oh, I'm so sorry. And I'd get over it. He literally saw me shit two kids out. I told Chris, don't tell me. and Oh, I want to know.
00:09:32
Savanna
Did I shit on him? Neil said I never had. he lied. hope, maybe. don't know if it would be worse. It might be a stroke.
00:09:45
Savanna
Like, I cannot fucking talk. Do you smell toast? No, i said am I having a stroke? Yeah, do you smell
00:10:01
Christina Couture
i
00:10:01
Savanna
stupid. No, I said I'm having stroke.
00:10:07
Savanna
Do you want some toast? I'm hungry.
00:10:16
Savanna
It's like who wouldn when we were talking about, well, you were talking about your garage smelling. I'm like, oh, hell yeah. Mine too. And you're like, what the fuck?
00:10:27
Savanna
I thought she said coochie. said garage. And it smelled like trash.
00:10:35
Savanna
My garage smells like trash. Oh, hell yeah. My coochie smells like trash too. What the fuck are you talking about? I can't.
00:10:49
Savanna
I don't get it.
00:10:52
Savanna
I don't get butt sex or period sex. Honestly, and don't get the butt sex either. but if you get me drunk enough, though, for sure, might be down. I'm not doing any more butt stuff after my last, mess after alert after my butthole fell out.
00:11:09
Savanna
I said, I'm good.
Health, Eating Habits, and Rock Concert Fashion
00:11:11
Savanna
Was that, I'm not gonna finish that right now. What? After the cucumber? Yeah, that was what yeah when your actual butthole came out. Not when you lost the vegetable up there.
00:11:20
Savanna
Yeah, I lost the vegetable up there, but that was a different time than when my butthole fell out. Maybe that's why your butthole. Yeah, because Neil's always putting shit in there, and I'm like, it's an accent.
00:11:31
Christina Couture
thenails are push in there And I'm like, some act
00:11:35
Savanna
I echoing? don't think so. No. Okay. But i smell I'm having a stroke. So what the fuck do I know? I thought you wanted toast.
00:11:43
Savanna
and's I was really confused why you were asking me for toast. If I'm hungry, do you really think I'm go to ask you for toast? Well, I was confused. Maybe you had some tummy issues. I said, no, I want a fucking Taco Bell and a Baja Blast and a joint.
00:11:59
Savanna
That's literally my meals I eat. I literally eat a Baja back, smoke a J, and...
00:12:05
Savanna
cry a little, get back to normal. Please come to us for all your health and wellness needs. Yeah.
00:12:16
Savanna
I can solve everyone's problems with one thing. Weight. Yeah. And Mountain Dew. why I'm so fat.
00:12:26
Savanna
Stop it. Body positivity. That's, we will cross that bridge on a different day. We had it planned out that we were going to talk about this, like, body positivity, especially coming, like, the day after a rock concert.
00:12:32
Christina Couture
Because, you know, conservative, like, mindset, oh
00:12:45
Savanna
I've been to many different types of concerts. And I know, pe we're all over the place today. Like, we were talking about sex. Now we're talking about a concert. But we're going to get back to the sex here. Yeah, we'll circle back.
00:12:57
Savanna
But I've been to many different types of concerts. on Moanly. You moaning? Yeah. you moanin Mostly, i am not well. it's But mostly, like, either country concerts or,
00:13:20
Savanna
on like, rock concerts. Because Chris and our friends are big rock concert peeps. And I like it now. yeah Because I listen to it because of them. so
00:13:33
Savanna
But people, especially women, just... They dress different. I love it. For these rock concerts. I love it. ah ah These are some of the hottest bitches I've ever fucking seen.
00:13:46
Christina Couture
I'm
00:13:50
Savanna
Seriously.
00:13:51
Christina Couture
here.
00:13:51
Savanna
Oh, when I go to a rock concert, I actually wonder, am am I straight?
00:13:54
Christina Couture
you
00:13:57
Savanna
with Dude, some of those outfits. And they... and they
00:14:03
Savanna
Like, just get out there and fucking strut their shit. Hell yeah. And I'm like, damn. I love it. Like, I... Yesterday, there was a girl. She was in, like, this overall outfit.
00:14:18
Savanna
And her boobs were out. She was just, like... it was just unzipped and her boobs were out. And I'm like... Get a girl. I'm like, okay. Like, this is probably the only place that's acceptable. But, like, get it.
00:14:30
Savanna
Work it. Like, could never...
00:14:32
Savanna
I wouldn't. I got ugly tits, though. didn't wear a bra yesterday, and I was afraid that I was going to pull my shirt so far down that my titties were just gonna pop out.
00:14:47
Savanna
Adele, put your titty away. Like, just fucking hanging out, and i wouldn't have known.
00:14:56
Savanna
Okay. so yeah, but back to the I just, like, people are so fucking...
Listener Engagement and Diva Cup Challenges
00:15:03
Savanna
But that's what I was saying, is, like, we wanted to have this big body positivity chat.
00:15:08
Savanna
Yeah. We're just not in the headspace for a serious chat, so we are really, like, fucking winging today.
00:15:19
Savanna
So, that's why we're all over the place and having tons of different side quests, as we call them.
00:15:30
Savanna
We just laugh.
00:15:32
Savanna
Yeah, lots of side quests. So, let's see.
00:15:37
Savanna
But I guess we can ask, and we tell everybody to fucking email us. Nobody emails us. No, they just text which is totally fine, or message us on social media.
00:15:49
Savanna
But does anybody, like, are we still doing it on periods? Is that a thing? Yeah, do you guys like... Well, hold on. Here's my question. Are we still doing it?
00:16:01
Savanna
Do we like it Do we hate it And what do we like about it? Yeah. Sell me on it. Like this way. My tail end of it, when I'm not heavy, yeah I'll do it.
00:16:16
Savanna
Yeah, no. I don't like those... You know how sometimes the first couple heavy days... here There ain't no fucking way. I'm itchy, sorry. Like, there's no way I'm going to do it on those first couple days.
00:16:30
Savanna
But, like, right at the tail end. Yeah. Where it's kind like, eh, it's there sometimes.
00:16:34
Christina Couture
hello
00:16:36
Savanna
It's not. You don't even wear anything. Yeah. You free bleed. That's what I do. I use that Diva cup.
00:16:47
Savanna
Well, you know, I tried using the Diva Cup and I was complaining about it. Well, I wasn't using it right. thought you started using it again. No. The reason, I guess I'll touch on this little bit.
00:17:00
Savanna
The reason I started using that Diva Cup is because, you know, but not everybody does. This time, or around this time last year, i was in the hospital for Five days because had some kind of infection in my uterus and almost died.
00:17:21
Savanna
So that was fun. Not great for anybody. But I was trying to be smarter about products that I used after dealing with that because like that's a pain I don't want to go through ever again.
00:17:39
Savanna
And... Instead of using, like, pads and tampons, I heard the cup was better. But it, like, fucking suctioned cups to my uterus.
00:17:51
Savanna
Yeah. And i when I pull that fucker out, my soul leaves my body for a few seconds.
00:17:57
Christina Couture
Thank you.
00:18:00
Savanna
See, I wasn't using it right, so mine didn't do that. and it's And then, but now this is kind of disgusting, I kind of, like, pinch it so it, like, deflates in there and then it's easier to get out? Yeah. Sorry to you, my...
00:18:11
Savanna
But you're here and you've already listened to butt sex and bleeding sex. So, like... Periods are natural.
00:18:20
Savanna
but like, Chris will be like, let's do it. And I'm like, I'm on my period. He Yeah, they never do. You want to fuck my Dixie cup?
00:18:29
Savanna
I'm like...
00:18:35
Savanna
like think It's like, tap it on a Slurpee container. Oh, oh my God. Seriously, though.
00:18:49
Savanna
No, you're right. Again, we don't stink hinks. Nope. Whatever you like. You can email us and say you fucking love getting it in the ass.
00:19:03
Savanna
We support you. Get it, girl. We're confused. You anal queen. queen. <unk> I don't know. This episode really got off the rails.
00:19:19
Savanna
Good lord.
00:19:19
Christina Couture
Thank you.
00:19:19
Savanna
I partaked little too much when we started.
00:19:20
Christina Couture
board
00:19:23
Savanna
But now, so we decided, what are you laughing at
00:19:31
Savanna
Improv for me. Oh, improv. oh hey.
Equipment Struggles and Post-Kid Changes
00:19:34
Savanna
got something for you guys. That's breathing. and i got too close.
00:19:41
Savanna
There's something i wanted to share with you. Oh,
00:19:46
Savanna
oh my God. Where did go?
00:19:50
Savanna
Now I feel stupid. but I'm just like. Oh, can exploit your natural resources? Sure.
00:20:01
Christina Couture
I'm
00:20:02
Savanna
It was a pickup line. oh but That worked for me.
00:20:07
Christina Couture
sorry.
00:20:07
Savanna
It's... I'm just gonna say this. I have a hard... I'm having a hard time talking because I feel like I'm... There's other people talking. I know. And I don't want to... That's keep stuttering. I'm not having stroke. I'm just dumb.
00:20:24
Savanna
Oh, my God. You can hear me itching my leg. It's... My thighs have changed. Mine... I have mosquito bites. Like... God, I don't know why after kids and trying to show you. No, it was the way you looked and said, God, it made me think of makes me want hot dog real bad.
00:20:52
Savanna
and sorry. But I chained so bad. It's like my stretch marks push outwards. And it hurts. Yes. Mine's mosquito bites, though. Do you see me? I look like a meth head.
00:21:06
Savanna
People probably see me in public like, she does meth. No, I don't. I just itch. Bitch. Oh, my God. Okay, I'm sorry. I'm done. I'm not editing that.
00:21:19
Savanna
That's staying. Dude, I say some stupid shit. And she's like, I'm going to edit this video. It's in there. have no idea how to fucking edit things. Like, that's what I'm responsible for. I apologize to everybody.
00:21:32
Savanna
I just show up and smile. She's the talent. Yeah. I just said it.
00:21:41
Savanna
Out of my ear.
00:21:44
Savanna
All right. Back on track. Circle back. So, we decided...
00:21:51
Savanna
ah can I can't. I can't tell how I'm like... It's weird now. So, this is just a weird episode today.
00:22:03
Savanna
We're still trying to learn how to work our... Equipment. Equipment. was going to say our products. Our products. Yeah.
00:22:15
Savanna
Hey cutie. It's our long, the long, quiet pauses that really just make for great podcast entertainment. Just listen to us breathe.
00:22:33
Savanna
it's like And we just stare at each other. So we're going to do pick-up lines. Yes. We've decided to continue on with the silly, goofy mood.
00:22:46
Savanna
We were going to hit on each other.
00:22:49
Savanna
yeah That's what we're doing. So are you going to first? Yes.
00:22:56
Savanna
Okay, yeah. You guys don't know how hard it was not to read all of these before we started recording. Yeah. Because we were dying. All right, go ahead How lucky for you I'm giving away free mustache rides tonight.
00:23:17
Savanna
going to watch your tongue out. okay the tongue was for flare Nice pants. Can I talk you out of my
00:23:30
Savanna
them
Humorous Pick-Up Lines and Romantic Scenarios
00:23:32
Savanna
I've got a magic weather stick that can find things that are wet. Ew!
00:23:41
Savanna
Are you beaver? Because damn. The face I make. We should record this.
00:23:50
Savanna
I might be a vegan, but I'm craving your
00:23:56
Savanna
I bet you look good in rope.
00:24:00
Savanna
Wait, this was kind of fitting since the 4th of July was just a couple weeks ago. Wanna light a firework in my pussy tonight?
00:24:13
Savanna
Are you a single mom?
00:24:14
Christina Couture
Thank you.
00:24:15
Savanna
Would you like to be? bad. Are you a graveyard? Because I'm dead inside and i want to bury myself in you. That's so funny.
00:24:25
Savanna
I was going say, are you a cemetery? Because I want to bury myself in you
00:24:33
Savanna
Want to see if you can add has an awesome gag reflex to your resume?
00:24:42
Savanna
You'll do. going to use that one on Chris.
00:24:48
Savanna
I said this to one of you earlier, but it's still funny. Are you SWAT team? Because you could definitely smash my back door.
00:25:01
Savanna
I'm throwing a party tonight. It's in my pants.
00:25:06
Savanna
This one is still good, too. Think my ass tastes sweeter than this banana. That was my place. Tonight I'm going to ride you until you have diabetes.
00:25:17
Savanna
I gotta say that to Neil. Go on. Looking at you in that top reminds me that I need buy milk. on looking at you in that top
00:25:27
Christina Couture
I want to hear you in that chat.
00:25:30
Savanna
reminds me that i need to buy milk
00:25:34
Savanna
I don't get it, but I thought it was funny. You don't get it? Is it because she has ta-tas? Titties. Oh. Good lord. Mama.
00:25:50
Savanna
You know, Pennywise really isn't that bad. I swallow kids, too.
00:25:56
Savanna
You like horses? How'd you like to ride my wild baloney pony? don't even have a dick. And mine's like all dudes.
00:26:06
Savanna
have dude once too. I'm jealous of your beard because it's on your face and I'm not.
00:26:15
Savanna
you a haunted house? Because I'm going to scream when you're inside me.
00:26:20
Savanna
Do you want to see a movie?
00:26:20
Christina Couture
and the community.
00:26:22
Savanna
Or do you want to make a movie? Make one. I'm on a beaver kick. I must be a beaver because I'm dying for your one.
00:26:34
Savanna
My fingers never get tired.
00:26:40
Savanna
My doctor told me I had a vitamin D deficiency. Want to go to my... but go Want to go back to my place for me and fix that? It's the echo that's throwing me off. I think that's mine too.
00:26:54
Savanna
oh Want to kiss me in the rain? I want to get twice as wet.
00:27:02
Savanna
you know what You know what I like in person? What? My dick. I'm a tortilla. I want you to flip me over and eat me out.
00:27:13
Savanna
I like that. because you're Mexican. I always wanted to be an astronaut and visit Uranus. Stay away from my anus.
00:27:25
Savanna
If you were an elevator, what button would I have to push to get you to go down? We should be zombies for Halloween. I would totally eat you. um not really into watching sunset, but I sure would love to watch you go down.
00:27:38
Christina Couture
I love that.
00:27:45
Savanna
I'd love to get on my knees and show you my best donut smile. don't get that one.
00:27:53
Savanna
what I think.
00:27:59
Savanna
Let's have magic sex. After it's over, you disappear.
00:28:06
Savanna
My favorite sex pigeon is called WOW. It's where I flip your mom over. my god. Let's see what other ones I got.
00:28:18
Savanna
escaped over some of these. Me too.
00:28:23
Savanna
Are you a haunted house? Because I'm going to scream when you're inside me. You did that one. Did I? No, I did the cemetery one. Oh, I think my fly is falling for you.
Personal Life Stories and Partner Mishaps
00:28:37
Savanna
What do the dryer and I have in common? We both get loud when do you put a load in us. That was from the lady from TikTok. I love that.
00:28:49
Savanna
Do you get loud when you get a load?
00:28:50
Christina Couture
Hello.
00:28:52
Savanna
I can. Were you asking or was that a pick up line?
00:28:55
Christina Couture
yeah
00:28:56
Savanna
That was, that was, I was asking. Was that a up line? Hang on, I got a joke.
00:29:05
Savanna
I bet my girlfriend oral sex that she couldn't beat me at an arm wrestling. She won and now she keeps rubbing my nose in it. Good girl. girl.
00:29:21
Savanna
I love that. Let's see. Oh, I got another joke. A woman breaks up with a man with a small penis. His friends were amazed. He didn't seem hurt or fazed by the breakup.
00:29:38
Savanna
It's okay, he said. i wasn't that into her.
00:29:44
Savanna
You don't get it, do you?
00:29:46
Christina Couture
Thank you.
00:29:46
Savanna
Because he is a small dick. Oh, I didn't get it. Poor guy. Sad Willie. Sad Willie.
00:29:57
Savanna
He's got sad Willie. Short dick, man. Don't want no one. What was Neil's wedding pickup line? Oh, Neil got me with this one.
00:30:08
Savanna
Hey, cutie. I said it weird because I was ugly. It's the echo. yeah It's throwing us off. Bear with us. We say this in every episode. And I think that's the music we're going to make on there now.
00:30:24
Savanna
Our music is going to say, just bear with us. Yes.
00:30:29
Savanna
One day. One day we'll figure it out. One day. You look really pretty in that lighting. That's why I keep looking at you. haven't showered. If Christina... If someone ever tried to flirt with Christina, she would be like, I haven't showered.
00:30:45
Savanna
My butt stinks. Dude, you know. Like, I used to have game. I used to be a hot bitch. Now I'm still a hot bitch who hates social interaction.
00:31:01
Savanna
Like... chris Chris could try so hard and like flirt and be cute and funny and I would shoot him down.
00:31:16
Savanna
Not for any reason except for the fact that I'm an asshole. 1000% I'm just a dick. I love that about you. Oh my god. i'm just a dickck love that about you oh my god so yeah.
00:31:35
Savanna
This was our, like, winging it episode today. Yeah.
00:31:43
Savanna
Yeah. What was the line that got you to Chris, or got...
00:31:45
Christina Couture
I mean,
00:31:49
Savanna
that Chris got on you? Honestly? Fuck my dick. Yeah. Still works. Um... I...
00:32:01
Savanna
Chris didn't use a pick-a-blind. I was actually dating somebody. And... The guy was not Like, we just weren't in the same place.
00:32:12
Savanna
And, like, I can fight a name, Chris. And that was our, like, romantic story. i love that.
00:32:20
Savanna
I was gonna say ten kids later. Ten years. So you have ten kids? I've only ever seen three. i swallowed them. Oh, God. Ha, ha, ha, ha. those little boneless she listen to my mom Don't listen to my mom.
00:32:34
Savanna
Don't listen to this mom. Don't listen to Mean Gene. Yeah, Mean Gene. I guess me and Neil were kind of like that too. I was confided him about stuff, but really he messaged me on Facebook and he was like, hey cutie with like that little blushing face.
00:32:53
Savanna
And I was like, sold. Like that. And he's giving the time of day. And then he took me out on a date and I ate his food.
00:33:04
Savanna
And mine. And yours. And he still took me home.
00:33:06
Christina Couture
I'm
00:33:07
Savanna
Hell yeah. So. Load.
00:33:10
Christina Couture
so glad to be here.
00:33:11
Savanna
It was love at first sight, man. it wasn't. I slammed the door in his face. I can't believe if he gave me a second chance.
00:33:21
Savanna
That was mean as shit him. Anyways. Glad where I am now. Yeah, that worked out.
00:33:28
Savanna
Well, I think we're going to wrap up. so we Sorry that we rambled and we're all over. This is the whole point. We wanted to do something stupid and crazy today.
00:33:40
Savanna
And that's exactly what we did. Yep.
00:33:44
Savanna
One of my kids is out here, so we're going wrap up this time. Message us. Tell us if we're still doing it, if we like it, you know, what we talked about.
Listener Engagement and Social Media Interaction
00:33:54
Savanna
Feedback.
00:33:55
Savanna
Yes, feedback. Feedback. If you're going to be a dick, don't message us. Yeah. Losers. We don't care. Just kidding. and We did get some people messaging us about topics, and we are going to get on that. Keep that shit up.
00:34:13
Savanna
Yeah, keep it up. We love the feedback, the topics, and constructive chris criticism. yeah And it's... but Like, we want to make sure we're incorporating what you want to hear. Absolutely. So...
00:34:29
Savanna
Whether you know us personally and you, like, text or text us personally or message us on Facebook or Twitter, whatever. Not Twitter. TikTok. TikTok.
00:34:43
Savanna
Or you can... Email the podcast or our Facebook. Whatever is easiest. Yep.
00:34:54
Savanna
It's Racing Chaos Podcast. The email is RacingChaosPodcast at Outlook.com and our...
00:35:05
Savanna
Facebook, you want to find the page, the Raising Chaos podcast page. I accidentally created a group, and then I exited the group, and now I can't do anything with it. So it's still there, but there's nothing in it.
00:35:21
Savanna
Yeah, the page has all the stuff. Yeah, so you want to go to, like, the page. The public page, if you have to join it, that's not that's not what you want to be on.
00:35:27
Christina Couture
like
00:35:32
Savanna
But yeah, it's Raising Chaos podcast on TikTok, Raising Chaos podcast on Facebook. It's the echo that is throwing us off so bad today. off Like, I am not prepared for that at all.
00:35:47
Savanna
I'm
00:35:53
Savanna
i'm all freaking discombobulated. Your headphones are going all longer So I've had my industrial pierced. for but I think I got it when I was like 18, 19.
00:36:06
Savanna
might have been 20. So it's been like over a decade. yeah And it's been like irritating the fuck out of me. So I don't know if the earring I had in like, is it agreeing with my ear or what?
00:36:22
Savanna
And it's only my top piercing, like the top hole of it that's agitated. i don't know. does it Is it just hurting because of this? No, well, this is making it worse now. so it's like trying to find a way to make these stay on.
00:36:38
Savanna
That's not killing me too. You might have to use the other. Yeah, and until my other, until my earring adjusts or my piercing adjusts again. Yeah. But yeah, we're Raising Chaos Podcast on Facebook, on TikTok.
00:36:55
Savanna
Follow us at both. Please, I want to say the one thing we really haven't gotten anything on are the wins.
00:36:57
Christina Couture
Thank you.
00:37:06
Savanna
Yes. Even though we joke and we say inappropriate stuff and you never know what you're going to get when and you listen this podcast. Yes. We really want to end the podcast with, like, shouting out our friends and our supporters. Yes.
00:37:24
Savanna
So, good things that happen to you, small victories, big victories, things you just want people, hopefully, around the world listening to like, email us them.
00:37:41
Savanna
Message us. Message the page. Message us on TikTok. However... We just want to be able to wrap up with that. Like, that's so... Supporting people is such a big deal.
00:37:54
Savanna
So please email us that. But other than that, we'll see you next week. And when I say see you, i mean, you'll hear us.
00:38:04
Savanna
And I'll see you. I'll see you. that it? Yeah. All right, bitches. Mommy!
00:38:13
Savanna
Chicken jockey. Oh, good lord. The kids are out. Stop. Stop. Peace out. Bye. so by