Arc 4 - Episode 10 - The Wish

Transcript

Speaker: hello everyone and welcome to a path through time my name is dakota your pm your gm your gm and sitting to my left is somebody whose favorite usb format is usb mini what's that

Speaker: Yeah, USB Mini. I've definitely heard of that. And, wait you like um... Yeah, it works way better than USB -C. It's got... And... It's got a million times... better transfer rate.

Speaker: Um... 50 ,000 pins.

Speaker: Better than the better than USB -C got 24 pins Um... I've got somebody with me okay Put 50 ,000 pins in a mini USB.

Speaker: Yes.

Speaker: Wait, did you say 50 ,000 pins? I did, I did. I just wanted to point that out in case people hadn't caught that.

Speaker: And uh... Well, I got somebody with me who's... Um...

Speaker: Who's... Got... 500 pet spiders. Ugh. I mean... Who knows how many spiders there are in my house? I haven't counted them.

Speaker: I'm Eli. And sitting across from me... is... Someone who... House. Exactly.

Speaker: Seventeen spiders. in his house.

Speaker: I just know that's wrong. I got... I've seen five already.

Speaker: It's me. yeah' say you haven't seen seventh Jake. I play Walter. I'm depressed. Hello. You're really going to Walter this episode, aren't you? Yikes.

Speaker: ah So. Uh, great. Um...

Speaker: history Yeah, I was gonna say, I don't think there's anything... Oh, this episode. um This is the first episode that's coming out for the announcement. Do we want to talk about that for the giveaway? Yeah.

Speaker: Yeah, we can talk about that. And also, you know, shout out to Patreon. Yeah, yes. Yes, I remember to do that. Cool, let's get to the Patreon members. I'm definitely not scrambling to pull that up.

Speaker: ah So, on our $20 tier, we have Jacob. on our ten dollar tier we have Hatsumi Media. And on our $5 tier, we have Eli.

Speaker: so thank you guys for supporting the patreon it means a lot And it's actually helping us quite a bit right at the moment as we've made a couple upgrades recently using the funds that you guys have generously provided. So thank you guys so much and your generosity will continue to improve the show. With that being said we have an announcement to give.

Speaker: Um... I think by the time this sub episode comes out, this is gonna be like a week and a half old. But... This is the first episode coming out after the first of September where we are doing a giveaway.

Speaker: October. October, yes. I said September. Um... Yeah. Yeah, so on the 1st of October, which I think this is coming out in like October 10th or something like that. So a long time ago.

Speaker: Um... We are going to be doing a giveaway starting on October... Post. God, I have too much stuff on my head tonight. um We are doing a giveaway where we are giving away a bunch of...

Speaker: Pokemon figurines. There will be pictures. in the discord and under our announcement tab when i actually announced the giveaway in the discord Uh... On top of that, we are also giving away a few Patreon memberships. um So...

Speaker: go ahead and join the discord everyone in the discord gets a Everyone in the Discord gets... a slot, and if you are in the ah If you are in the PMD... tabletop i think that's what's called r slash pmd tabletop It's the subreddit Jake.

Speaker: Yeah. yeah okay if you are in r slash pmd tabletop you will also be entered into the pool to receive the giveaway. if uh you are on the reddit I will... uh try and message you on reddit if we pull it from the discord it will be uh i'll message you on discord Um...

Speaker: Ahem. So... Uh, I believe I'm going to be giving away three or four Did we decide we're doing three or four of the memberships?

Speaker: Yep.

Speaker: Thank you. is gonna be...

Speaker: Four. Yep. Kiss you head. Yeah, okay. i think it was okay so we're doing four memberships And with each of those memberships, you will be getting... Oh, yeah, because the different generations of the figurines. So...

Speaker: Um... In front of me, I have a collection of every single Eeveelution. Minus Evie. every person who There will be four winners for this giveaway. Every person will receive a $10 tier. uh subscription to our patreon which we are trying or desperately to fill with content so you actually have something to listen to And you will be given one generation of the Eeveelutions. So one winner will win all of the Gen 1 figurines. Flareon, Vaporeon, and Jolteon.

Speaker: One person will get the Gen 2 Eeveelutions, Umbreon and Espeon. One person will get the Gen 4. Evolutions, Glaceon, and Leafeon. And one person will get Sylveon. Each of these figurines will come inside their own plastic bowl.

Speaker: and they will be mailed to you. So... uh go ahead and join our discord for an entry into that uh or go ahead and join the tabletop Uh... r slash pmd tabletop is our subreddit.

Speaker: Um... Just go ahead. want one it's a saddle yeah quick notification here uh that the the plastic ball is a pokeball sheep. Oh, did I not say Pokeball? It's Pokeball. Yeah.

Speaker: yes Yeah. ah So go ahead, just throw a post out online. uh r slash pmd tabletop like a relevant post like post a meme or something about the show or your uh pokemon mr dungeon tabletop experience um i will not be counting like throwaway posts like a single period or something like that so go ahead and throw something relevant out on pmd tabletop that will give you a Um... that will give you an entry if you are in the discord you will also get an entry

Speaker: If you do both you will have two entries. uh because i'm just going to be combining all of the members of the discord and everyone who's posted uh so each person only gets one so if you post multiple things you only get one entry entry Okay, I think I covered everything. That was more complicated than it needed to be, so...

Speaker: the Uh... Winners will be picked on October 22nd, which is the three -year anniversary of our show, hence why we're doing this Discord - er, giveaway, which I - Should have mentioned before, but whatever.

Speaker: So this is going to be our three year anniversary of the show. and as such four people will be picked on october 22nd and it will be mentioned in the discord and in the subreddit that is once again r slash pmd tabletop I think I covered everything, is that all?

Speaker: I will give some. Okay. Cool. ah Once again, all of this information will be in the Discord under the Announcements tab, so go ahead and check that out if you if you need more details. or need to re see see the details again so With that, I think we're good to actually start rolling for recap, so why doesn't everyone pull out their d4s?

Speaker: Let's just move forward. for that game I got a lowly 1. And Jake?

Speaker: You know? I'm sad. You didn't ask me for a move.

Speaker: what we're not we do that no we're rolling for recap jake You can't submit a random move as your number. I want to. But...

Speaker: That is after the history recap. And we're to whatever on in. What did you get? I don't want to go on and anything. You got two. Two? I rolled a one, so Evelyn is going to be the one doing the recap this time.

Speaker: Oh. Yeah. Okay. So... We ended up... Man. Mist City.

Speaker: Um... There was... a There was a jet ski shop. Um... that Walter just like bolted away.

Speaker: bolted toward the jet ski shop and got a jet Got. Rented us three jet skis. And then... I guess Hikaru just tried using surf?

Speaker: to... Um...

Speaker: tried using surf along the um There was a... There was a small... Little stream of water. Almost like...

Speaker: I don't know, like a decorative... Um... I'm thinking of those like little decorative streams that they have in gardens. Um... Along the side of the boardwalk,

Speaker: She gets in there. And, and like... Surf's on top of it using an electro ball. um To go after... Well... at first to go after him and then And then she slows down so that that Bruce can keep up with her.

Speaker: Um... And then she sees... And then we see Walter jet skiing in the water and Hikaru just like jumps over jumps over the boardwalk into the water and starts just like surfing.

Speaker: Um... And... That leaves... That leaves Bruce. Soaked. Um... the And then the three of us are just doing stuff in the water.

Speaker: Um...

Speaker: and um...

Speaker: I guess Bruce gets a... Bruce also gets a jet ski. Um... And then may or may not gets a jet ski because Hikaru doesn't need one. she's She's just surfing.

Speaker: Um... She's just using Surf by herself. Um... And then... And then Walter has the bright idea of stealing the jet ski, and Hikaru...

Speaker: And Bruce... persuade her to Persuade him. Sorry. to buy it instead. So he just like Tosses a...

Speaker: Das is a single red gem. Uh... um At the guy who... owns the uh front door fish who owns the jet ski

Speaker: to then buy the Dutsky from him. Um... which Apparently works. Um... Oh, and there's a... there is we encounter a gengar medicham and ekans who are just like walking along the boardwalk Um...

Speaker: And they give Walter three? Tickets I think. Free tickets. to be on

Speaker: to get on a cruise boat. Um... which each each ticket has a 2 ,000 Poké value. um We eventually get on the... Um...

Speaker: What's his name? Jeremy the Lycanroc shows up. Heat. He joins us. We get on the boat. Um... We don't verify that the we don't actually check that the that the tickets Um... that the rides that we've gotten on are actually going to the right place.

Speaker: but miraculously it is. Um... And... We get on the boat.

Speaker: Yeah, I think that's where we left off um not Not really that important of a detail, but the decorative water you were surfing on was up on like the road or sidewalk. up closer to the town, the boardwalk.

Speaker: is uh... on the side of the ocean. I don't think you can - You also forgot that you electroballed the water i like to find a bunch of people. that's great Oh right. Oh god.

Speaker: Yeah, you give everybody electric shock therapy for a little bit. There was so much shenanigans that went on, and... Yeah, ah so...

Speaker: Right, with that, Jake, can you give us a random move? I already got it. First time I'm prepared in over a year. Let's dragon breath. Dragon breath. Let us dragon breath on in.

Speaker: Okay, so you guys... are inside of the cruise ship. You guys as you guys enter you see the ramp behind you like pull up as there are no other people boarding this ship ah The ramp gets pulled up and dragged into the boat.

Speaker: Inside the cruise ship, you see a lush, rich environment. Velvet carpet goes around everywhere. There are Everything is gilded with gold.

Speaker: And there's marble pillars holding up the roof above you. And you see waiters walking around delivering people drinks. You guys have entered an entry area that is um bordering the dining area

Speaker: So. You guys are free to go ahead and explore this cruise ship. It will be taking off momentarily. Or at least so you guys think.

Speaker: so i I worded that really badly. What I meant to say is I forgot that you guys haven't been told like, oh, the captain's like, oh, we will be taking off shortly. I didn't actually tell you guys that, so.

Speaker: I don't believe that didn't that. I thought the last episode ended with that the captain. Yeah, yeah. that the Vaporeon saying All right, last call. Anybody else coming aboard before we depart? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I'm saying, but I didn't have, like, the captain, like, on the inner... Well, I don't know. Maybe it's... I just didn't have to cap it on the account. I'm like, we will be leaving in five minutes, but whatever. It doesn't actually matter. It's just a small detail.

Speaker: Yeah. Bruce bolts over the side of the the railing back onto the dock. Not at all, just joking. I was gonna say, wait a minute, what? yess Sorry, we're just gonna derail this campaign.

Speaker: Okay, Eli's just off on his own now, it's no longer part of this campaign. Eli, catch! Oh! Eli? How did Eli get into the campaign? yeah What am I catching? How am I in this world? so He forgot a cruiser. I got a jet ski catch. Yeah.

Speaker: Wait, Eli's that, um, syndical with the blue flames.

Speaker: Yeah, Walter is cameras Karen kit I don't know how they let you go. Just walk around with a jet ski. But yeah, you're just walking around with like a small -ish jet ski in your arms.

Speaker: Yeah, I thought he was carrying it over his head as he walked down. walked up yeah gangway uh i did whatever you want to do you have a heavy ish for you jet ski so Keep that in mind when you're roleplaying, I guess.

Speaker: um yeah around you you guys just see like a bunch of guests milling about who have also just gotten on the ship and they seem to be finding their place there's people wandering out of the dining hall to what you assume is the deck There are people sitting down and there are waiters bringing people drinks and stuff. so Go ahead and feel free to explore this boat to your guys' hearts content.

Speaker: All right now guys, I think I don't have a We don't have a time. critical mission right now as we gotta wait for the ship either way I say we have fun. here.

Speaker: Um, Bruce is going to look at his ticket and see what room... They're in. And... Start looking for the room. You're um you are not spending this entire vacation.

Speaker: vacation we got in your room buddy all of your guys's tickets uh they all have the same room number It is a bedroom suite. room number 151.

Speaker: 151. Nice. This is even more sketchy that they give this away for free.

Speaker: What? totally arbitrary and meaningless number yeah and these are very crank like very um like very um tight together. like one -on -one beds i'd get given away but A suite?

Speaker: Nah. It's suspicious. Yeah, I chose that number so it'd be easier for you to remember. I don't even remember it. Of course you don't.

Speaker: What? I didn't even hear me it because your voice skipped for me. Oh, well that's... Oh, okay. well It is room 151. and Yeah.

Speaker: Yeah. Amazing. oh Amazing. I think I'm gonna go check out a room, guys. look Hey, can you carry the luggage? one I'll come along.

Speaker: What what luggage? holds over the jet ski.

Speaker: No, I will not be carrying your jet ski. I don't even know if I could carry your jet ski. Did you check it? Look, it's checked. You want to try?

Speaker: You want to try to carry it?

Speaker: Man. I'm too tiny. Mmm. Happy Easter. taller than me.

Speaker: Come on, you gotta work up those muscles. Alright.

Speaker: I will... Attempt. to take the jet ski. All right, Walter just hands it to him and just lets go of it, letting the full weight on him. I'm guessing this is a... It's gonna be a strength check. Ready?

Speaker: Yeah. um i'm gonna say you are not a fighting type and i the only reason i let walter hold it is because he's strong and rolled well i think so go ahead and roll this with this image because you were neither of those things Did I have to roll a 20?

Speaker: I don't know. You didn't have to, but you did roll a nat 20. That's why you're carrying it this easily. No, the point was sort of getting the thing out. yeah alarm Yeah, you pulled off the alarm system. Oh.

Speaker: Well, I got two 13s. So... You got two 13s? yeah Okay, I assume you were able to carry this with difficulty.

Speaker: Like your knees are shaking as you are attempting to carry this thing, but you are able to. There you go, man. all right there we go oh yeah this is uh not fun to walk with here Okay.

Speaker: How many steps can he do before his legs give out on him? I don't know. Roll me a D. 20 and that's how many steps you can make. Wait, wait, I've got a better idea. guys

Speaker: I've got a D100. Oh, you got the big D100 too. That's right! along with her Please get a 1. Please get a very low number. That'd be really funny if you got a k nat 1 on a D100.

Speaker: I got a 47. Alright, you can move. 47 steps six Too bad this is a big cruise ship, in no way that's only 47 steps to get to the room.

Speaker: so No, absolutely not. I am getting like... Halfway down the first hallway and then I'm like Oh. Okay Walter, this is getting a bit much for me here.

Speaker: I think I'm gonna need to Pass this back over to you.

Speaker: Fine, he'll like take it by the way. I want to point out it How much weight he is carrying? He has gems. TNT, a whole god deck. and a bunch of berries.

Speaker: He has so much weight on him right now. mean The gems presumably don't weigh that much. I mean, it depends on those size. He said they were big to small I mean, they're...

Speaker: Like... I don't know, like a gem, like a... It's not like it's the Hope Diamond. it's like i don't know you know i got the um diamond from a speakable me the little pink diamond well yeah i mean even a tiny little diamond is gonna be worth a lot it's uh like A ring -sized diamond, I guess. Or gem, or whatever it is. yeah

Speaker: Walter, we'll take it to you. It's like, you're struggling, he just picks up, like, okay.

Speaker: Thanks. i take I'm just happy I could lift it at all. That thing is... that Pretty heavy there. Walter just shrugged it over his shoulder and continued walking. Okay.

Speaker: Over. Yeah, you had all that practice carrying Sammy over the years of high school.

Speaker: You told him just to roll downstairs. That was your way of getting out of it. Hey, I didn't tell him to roll downstairs. So. I just said that it might be an option.

Speaker: Over the intercom, you guys hear... ah A bud of crackling. And you hear. We are now going to be departing for New Sim Earth.

Speaker: Wait, where are you guys heading? Ventus City? no um ten per city we We are now heading for Tenebra City.

Speaker: Please cover your ears. The horn will be loud. God, I forgot about this bitch. And the speakers crackle off as the PA system goes off. After a couple seconds, you hear an incredibly loud burst of sound twice as the ship's horns signal its departure from the dock.

Speaker: Forgot about this Vaporeon.

Speaker: Um... I'm assuming we're just gonna keep going to the room.

Speaker: Yeah, per Bruce is going to keep looking for the room.

Speaker: Sorry. I was just saying, I wish you had kept up the voice for the Vaporeon not knowing where we were going. No, that would have been so good. Yeah, wait where are we going again?

Speaker: You sound like a baby at that point. Where are we going? Where are we going? Check. checks paperwork for where the ship is headed. Uh, we're going to wherever the main characters need to go.

Speaker: a letting that pass so i can cut it out there were four wheeler passing my place Ah. Okay, uh, yeah, your guys' this room is room 151. It is on the first floor.

Speaker: which you guys are currently on. No. first floor i guess isn't the deck floor as opposed to like the basement floors.

Speaker: Yeah, I mean like normally Room 151 would be near the bottom of the ship. I mean... Sure, whatever whatever makes sense for you guys. It doesn't really matter. what Dang, they got sweet on the bottom of the floor? That's crazy.

Speaker: It's kind of crazy actually. are Those are usually the shit rooms. Those are usually the shittiest rooms. No, that's true, because Suite 151 would be higher up. Yeah.

Speaker: If it's suite 151, not room 151. Oh, yeah, I guess so. Yeah, yeah. So... Yeah, okay. so just I've never stayed in a suite on a cruise ship. Okay, so the suites are going to be very high up.

Speaker: um on the sweets level there's 151 sweets up on the top level You are not in room 151, which would be on the bottom um of the underdeck.

Speaker: I guess this is what we can put that, so. Oh, excuse me. So your guys' this room is up top.

Speaker: Yeah, that definitely glad I did not try to carry that jet ski up all these stairs here. i just got image of me bumping people all the way like sorry didn't mean to hit you sorry

Speaker: As you guys are heading upstairs, you pass a couple waiters offering you guys what seems to be champagne. In a, like, Polish champagne glass. Shake a notch. on But eventually, you guys reach suite 151.

Speaker: It is a... A large, elegant door. as everything around you is fancy. As you guys open it up, you guys see inside is Large.

Speaker: ah furnishings. fancy furnishings all over the place. Everything seems to be very expensive. and very plush. This seems like somewhere you would see rich people stay.

Speaker: This isn't... too bad for A boat?

Speaker: All right. um How many beds are there again? What was that? Are they exactly three? Are there exactly three beds? Um, sh - Sure, there's as many beds as there are To be convenient for you guys. I guess you guys aren't sleeping. all right walter throws the jet ski on one bed and him and bruce are shocking on the other one ah I tuck my jet ski in.

Speaker: Where is um... Where is Mayor Maynott and... Uh, yeah. Oh, that's right. they're true That's right. There's two luxury couches in the room. Well, to be fair, they got tickets way later, so they probably got the bottom ship. Oh, that's true. They're in different... They probably have different... Oh, yeah, because they purchased their tickets. yeah Yeah, that's a great cover for me forgetting they exist. um So... the so

Speaker: I'm going to say when you guys were checking your tickets, you guys see that your room number is S -151. Both Jeremy and Mayor Maynard have R -151, which is room 151, which is down in the peasant deck.

Speaker: Oof. So we get sweet 151. That's what I was basing it off of, yeah. yeah I mean, if you remember, this boat is called the SS Titan.

Speaker: Yeah. Mm -hmm. So what equivalents a bunch of Irish Pokemon down there? Uh... i Okay, I don't want to go that far. I am not going to make a request. Good.

Speaker: We are not supposed to be going into an area that has icebergs. We are staying in the warmer waters. Where's Clayton? What? Where's Selena? We lost her.

Speaker: Show no, she's the one who created it get revenge on us for ditching her What? Oui. We and i left her back at the base. yeah wait We didn't ditch her. She was never supposed to be coming along with us.

Speaker: I was making a joke. If we yeah ditch Selena, she's the one who created the iceberg. c Selena and Abyss are looking for Brie. Or, I guess, attempting or waiting for you guys to get back for a jailbreak.

Speaker: Right. That means like I gotta save my time. You know, we have a cop friend. absolutely on our team. Huh? Don't know if he was really on your team, but

Speaker: Yeah, he was never brought to the base. he he's a He's an associate. i can Yeah, he said, yeah, I can help you guys out here and there, but...

Speaker: I have a job that I need to be. cheer for it. I'm sure we can convince could convince him to... Let us. the show. um plead their her case why she's innocent.

Speaker: I mean, if that's the way you guys want to go with it, we can ah we can go that route.

Speaker: Anyway, that'd be like 20 episodes. yeah Yeah. That was a sneeze. That seems like the next dark problem. Okay, so... Um...

Speaker: I will say, as you guys like went upstairs to... The... as you guys went upstairs to the room you guys saw on your way you see like a bunch of like there's like a a bit of a water park there with like a big pool on the deck There's lounging areas to fit up bask in the sun.

Speaker: is all sorts of like stereotypical Eli is excited Bruce is not

Speaker: I'm excited to put the jet ski in the pool. so yeah So whatever you guys want to do, I'm going to give you a little bit of time to free roam for a bit before we get into the heavy plot stuff.

Speaker: okay o had I thought I... Notice some drink. Some drinks on the way here. They looked pretty, uh... Mid. but Okay. yeah that there were that that They weren't quite yellow enough for you.

Speaker: Yellow? What? As in, you know, pineappberry yellow? Oh, okay, Pineappberry YOLO. Okay, gotcha, gotcha. Save yourself, man, save yourself.

Speaker: Okay, so what would you guys like to do? Um... Is there a casino floor? Sure, there's a casino here. A casino floor. um it's All right, um, do we have to go to the casino? Uh... Wait, what?

Speaker: we have Why are we so - Oh no! we're not old enough we can't go that's we're gonna be criminals We'll be going there. Oh, I'm down. I'm down.

Speaker: Um... I'm just wondering. room. We'll see. what what were you What are you wondering about, Dikaru? Mmm. You know, I didn't...

Speaker: I didn't see any bathrooms on our floor. There should be a bathroom. You gotta go off side of sure there's ah off the side.

Speaker: Yeah, there's a balcony. That's the bathroom. In our suite room next to the beds there. Me too. This is ancient time method. The balcony is the restroom.

Speaker: Oh. Jeez. I don't think I can use the balcony method, just saying. Why are we even talking about this? Yeah. oh my goodness this need to be clipped out Yeah.

Speaker: Anyway. okay Go ahead. Yeah, why? I didn't say anything. Okay, um so who's down to go to the casino floor and gamble our money?

Speaker: I'm down. Alright. I'm really a fan of gambling All right, then you can watch me gamble our money.

Speaker: Yeah. If I give you... 140 Poké. then I I'll go check out some other areas.

Speaker: That's it? Is that all you have? No? But... Cheers. All I want to gamble. The buy -in is probably going to be a thousand.

Speaker: Right. You could just do like slot machines, right? S -slap machines! No, that's how they get you. You go to the roulette wheel or the card man. Or Baccarat.

Speaker: I'll be on. i know i I do not know much about casinos. I know my uncle. i you can wait You could be a really scum and just wait. You can just wait by a slot machine until someone hasn't won for a while and given up, then go. I know enough about the type of casinos I need to roleplay about, so...

Speaker: You guys will be fine.

Speaker: Okay, so you I guess I can come with you guys to the casino just to - Make sure you don't get in it. Too much trouble there or anything.

Speaker: All right, let's go. ah I'm gonna leave my jet ski. Leaving my jet ski tucked in on the pillow.

Speaker: So the... We're going to come back to the room and housekeeping is. Taking away the jet ski. Oh, they better not have They'll see a big hole in the ship. Oh, geez. Big hole in the ship.

Speaker: That's not a good idea. I'll use half my TNT. Oh no. We're going to put the... day Huh. Yeah. We have to figure out a place. Or we can just not figure it out. and You know. wing it. Heh heh.

Speaker: When have we ever ah had a game plan that's gone right? i actually yeah So there's actually a mantra I kind of live by for DMing. um There's no point in stating a plan unless it's bound to fail.

Speaker: That's like the heist ones they don't if they show you their plan for the heist before the heist it's failing Yeah, because that's pretty much because, yeah, it's not interesting if you lay out a plan and it all goes to plan. That's not interesting. The interesting part is when it all goes to shit.

Speaker: With that, let us follow your guys' plan to go to the casino.

Speaker: Like two episodes ago, you spent two episodes planning. Yeah, so that way, you guys were telling me what or how I should make your plans fail. That's how this works. You give me a plan, I decide how it fails. Isn't this obvious?

Speaker: Yeah. Indeed. i um no that ca where should we what kind of What kind of casinos do they got? The casino is one floor down from the deck.

Speaker: It is down one floor so that there are no windows or anything and you can't tell what time of day it is because that's an actual thing casinos do apparently. Oh. Yeah. that that is an actual thing so you get down into those casinos and you see nothing but slot machines And as you guys enter, you see the s ah it's called the SS Titan Game Corner. Okay.

Speaker: Oh, boy. it's nothing but plummeting? Is a suspicious poster in the back? Um... Yes, sure. There's a poster in the back. There's, like, a hanging painting on the wall. Uh, I don't remember what the original, like, picture was for a poster or something.

Speaker: uh but yeah there's like a painting suspiciously the only painting in the room hanging on the back next to the uh counter where you exchange prizes money for prizes And flip.

Speaker: There's a Raticate that's standing in front of it, just shouting out. There's no suspicious button behind this painting. Yeah, there's a... Yeah, there's like an Ekans and a Koffing standing at the entrance.

Speaker: guarding who knows what they're at the entrance what am i saying oh no Not those two Whatever shall we do? Standing on the other side of the painting.

Speaker: The other side of the painting just has a marsh stomp hiding in it.

Speaker: A what? A Marshal. Bust on.

Speaker: it The shadow legendary. Oh, you're taking Marsh Shadow? Not Marsh Stomp. Marsh Shadow. I don't know why... Marsh Shadow is the evolved form of Mudgate. Yeah, it's like... I was wondering why you were referencing Marsh Shadow.

Speaker: i just think i'm marsh uh yes marshall marshall did you got that one hiding behind it

Speaker: hey Anyway, if there's nothing but there's the nothing but slot machines? Nothing? As you guys enter, you should - There might be, like, load - You guys see a bunch of like waiters walking around passing around like snacks sandwiches and champagne and all sorts of stuff It seems as you guys are free to take whatever you guys need If you guys do not wish to go up to the dining card.

Speaker: The food on these plates is like are really fancy like sandwiches with the crust cut off.

Speaker: hors d 'oeuvres

Speaker: Fancy French hors d 'oeuvres. I guess. I have no idea what that is, so sure.

Speaker: That's the the little tiny fancy snacks that are... and at like High class events. We're going to go with that.

Speaker: Uh... no No, Jake. You're not going to go there. In the chat. He just says, adjust low pennies and guard awards, give me my drinks. No, Jake, they are...

Speaker: Bellsprouts. Trubbishes. They're all machokes and machamps. Big, beefy fighting types. hand Oh, we're on that kind of cruise. okay um that that's just That's just in the casino. That's clearly the casino muscle. Yes, so yes, yes. They're bodyguards. Bouncers.

Speaker: Yeah, that's what they are. they're handing out drinks and sandwiches and stuff and whatever i don't know uh So, what are you guys gonna do in the casino? There are pla - There are...

Speaker: There are plenty of slot machines open. For all of you guys. Um... I'm I'm gonna order a...

Speaker: I don't know. I'm gonna check out the drinks that they have. Uh, sure. Um... and i'm go Just go up to one and third. Machoke's carrying a uh...

Speaker: tray of drinks. He silently offers you a glass of champagne.

Speaker: I'll take one. Alright, and he gives you a glass of champagne off of his drink tray. Okay. Um... So I'm gonna drink it it. tastes very good and slightly alcoholic.

Speaker: Not enough to get you like super buzzed or anything, but it is quite nice.

Speaker: So I come back to the group. Slightly buzzed. yeah I'm also just trying to figure out all which one's the best one. Hmm. So there's no roulette wheel, just slot machines. Like I said earlier, i know about I know enough about the casinos I need to in order to roleplay this.

Speaker: Because there's only one thing in the game corner. I will go for the biggest slot machine. but Is it? uh there is actually a card game in the Game Corner in Pokemon Crystal. Oh, is there? Oh okay.

Speaker: Okay. i'll go to what looks like the biggest um slot machine is that the biggest the biggest prize out right so you see the one that gives the biggest prize a slot machine that has like a big torus on it and it's uh the The ah big jackpot machine. Something something.

Speaker: 10 million Poké Jackpot! Alright, I just know that's fake.

Speaker: um And then it just goes up to 10 million and 1. I'm rolling Walter's Intelligence to see if he falls for this shit. Because no way that would that's actually ever going to get... Rolled.

Speaker: If that's fine. It's the inside Okay, yeah, go ahead and roll insight.

Speaker: Alright, Walter's going to a play it. You got an at one. Okay. Let's play it. Let's play the odds. Obviously real. Like, duh. He's going for the max bet.

Speaker: Walter goes in and he he's like, all right. eight grand already you got eight grand ready to play on this machine all right all right so uh i'm gonna go ahead and roll three nat 20s to see No, not 20. This is just too much. um Give me a D10. I don't get to roll D10 often.

Speaker: Alright. Even if he does get where where I win this I'm never get he's gonna change that damn role so I don't get that 10 mil All right, if I somehow do win Okay. so You get a six.

Speaker: A seven. And a 10, nothing matches, you lose it all. Fuck.

Speaker: Did he do his all 8k at once there? Yep, sure did. I am i still have 8k left. jeez

Speaker: Alright, I'm gonna go for another 1k. All right. Once they're in, you get a two. Uh, zero. And a 2. You get... You get one match, you get 1k back. Er, sorry, 2K back, so...

Speaker: you You have made a profit. of Double, I guess. Uh huh huh huh. as There's the dopamine. So... He is now lost.

Speaker: 7k. Alright. We're going for another 2k. Alright, 2k. High five, let's go. 2k, you're down 7k. So, you get a 0. A three.

Speaker: A two, you lose it all. You are now down 9k.

Speaker: Yikes.

Speaker: Let's just take it just to cut this out I'm doing this so we could lose some money because we still have way too much You can do whatever you want if you want to bleed money you can

Speaker: Um... All right, well, for one last time. I'll do... 2k one last time. All right 2k in! you get A zero. A lot of zeros. Nine.

Speaker: and it Five. That is... Lost. fuck You are 11 down. Oof. You know, in some casinos... I swear, even if they don't match, there's like some certain types you can get where they give you something.

Speaker: Yeah, because I remember also normally that there's the three rows. where you can get Three in a row. in like diagonals up and down or left turn yeah oh sure i had zero one i simplified it but it doesn't matter what you expect me to do that there should have been nine rolls in a three by three oh my god i have not used it Yeah.

Speaker: vi You just pulled up like a random generator for like, give me a random casino. You guys actually put effort into this or something. Jeez. Okay. Dang. i'm All right, who's next? I'm done.

Speaker: I had 16k now I have 5k

Speaker: You've got 9k. You started with 8k and you got 9k? No, I started with 18k and ended with 5 .5k. Ended with 5 .5k.

Speaker: Yeah, I'm down 11k. Oh, no, 12K.

Speaker: Okay. Ummm... I... Uh... I'm gonna real quick... Hmm. I'm gonna do a little bit of mental math.

Speaker: Um... How much do I have? I just have like however much I have, which... I have 3297. right now. Um... Yeah, I only have 1940.

Speaker: So... You guys don't have to do thousands of miles. So how does this work? You guys can put in any amount you want, I guess. Where's the fun in that? There's the dopamine rush.

Speaker: Bruce knows better than they... Get dopamine from gambling. I don't. I have a... gambling runs in my family. I have never gambled. I don't even want to. This sounds awful.

Speaker: Sorry. Yeah. I've lost so much money to my uncles. Oh. Oof.

Speaker: Yeah, I have never... plead. games for money. good for you As you go. As you guys are just milling about. yeah One of the Machokes sees you two standing still.

Speaker: uh, Evelyn and Eli's, like, Would you guys care for some?

Speaker: It's a sandwich. A sandwich for you, miss. Is that what you said? Sure. What's in the sandwich? What kind of sandwiches do you have? It's a finely sliced ham and cheese sandwich.

Speaker: with lettuce, and the finest bread. Trustless, of course.

Speaker: Insight the Man.

Speaker: Okay, I'm really curious about where that ham comes from. Right. Let me chonk obviously. Yes. it's I don't remember where it stands. It's our lettuce ham. Yeah, I don't remember either where we stand on this. Well, we had Boca Burgers as our thing for like a whole a long time. ah yeah Yeah. It's... That'd be like so cultivated. Finley is sliced.

Speaker: but Broke of meat from the... Broke a cow. I don't... know we it's like Listen, listen and hum we actually have...

Speaker: but We have hamburgers that aren't actual meat in the real world. We can just have that.

Speaker: There's actual meat that's not meat in the world. So we could just use that little fancy slider. sure her Yes Yes, they little this are sliders full of bokeh meat. Listen any meat we see is just fake meat yeah But Bruce will roll insight to... make sure that this that there's nothing fishy about this macho here go ahead and roll insight

Speaker: That is a 14. With a 14, you remember that the name of the captain is Fishy, and that's the only thing fishy on this boat. a Okay. I was going to say, I want to see, you do I waste my aura sense to see if this is fishy or not? For real, with a 14, you look at the standards, they look... fine.

Speaker: Like... they look like sandwiches they don't smell any weird or anything

Speaker: He's lullabying our, like, lowering our defenses, but the one time we do get offered something, bam, it's drugged.

Speaker: It's gonna be like the one time we don't incite it.

Speaker: Thank you. much appreciate He bows his head and he wanders off, leaving the tray of sandwiches behind. Hmm.

Speaker: You see, at that point, you just hear Walter going, damn it! Damn it! I lost it! No! Let's go gambling. Oh, dang it. Oh, dang it. Yeah.

Speaker: ah That is... Aw, dang it. Oh, yes. Aw, dang it. ah all Alright. listen I would have done great if it was a card game. I don't do slots. I do cards.

Speaker: Yeah. Hikaru's kind of just... Getting out of a little, uh... getting a lot of a little piece of paper to figure out how much she should bet optimally. Hmm.

Speaker: Um... but Bruce is going to put in... 190. Okay. Okay. Just to get me to it. nicer number. I swear, this is where the jackpack comes from. Okay, um are you using the same slot machine that Walter's using?

Speaker: Bye. No, I'll go to a different one. uh you see multiple slot machines jack like jake went to the biggest one which was the 10 million jackpot one you see some that have like a ten thousand dollar jackpot uh poke butt jackpot there's some that have like a hundred thousand poke jackpot uh There are slot machines of varying sizes, which ones would do you like?

Speaker: Bye. Bruce is going to go to the... Um... can bruce like watch people to see how the the slot machines work if they work differently uh yeah go ahead and roll in just perception i guess

Speaker: I guess I'd be investigating. That's a 19. Investigation with the same rule. Whatever, I think. Oh. Uh... It's either in... 18 or 19 for investigation. with any 18 or 19 uh you'd look around and after a while you do notice that the ones with the lower jackpots have a higher chance of succeeding but they also give a lower payout Okay.

Speaker: Yeah, so Ruth will go over to one of the... The 10 ,000? So for this one, jackbox one I'm going to pull out a D4.

Speaker: going to roll three times. Uh, you put in 190, right? Number two. A one. And a four. You lose it all.

Speaker: Damn. unfortunate.

Speaker: That's enough for me.

Speaker: So Hikaru's still at the machine that... Walter was that before? Um... She's feeling a little risk -averse So she's gonna...

Speaker: Um... She's gonna bet. Um... Let's round this thing down. 700. Okay. And you're on the of the one million jack, or ten million, whatever I said, the one Walter was on?

Speaker: Yeah. yeah Okay, I really hope I don't roll three ah three zeros, because then I'll actually have to remember. Uh... Two. Four.

Speaker: Six. You would lose it all. So I roll a d10, right? uh i'm rolling a d10 yeah that's what i've rolled You have a 2, 4, and a 6.

Speaker: That should be something I feel like. ah Oh, cause they're all because they're all even numbers? ok Sure, you get a 50 % payout, so you gave it a 900, it gives you 450 back.

Speaker: Wait me? Yeah. I put in... Did I put in 900? I thought I put in 700. Oh, you put in 700? Then you get 350 back. 50 % payout. Okay.

Speaker: Um...

Speaker: Okay. Well, um... Wait, so how does this work? Do I roll? Oh, no, I've i've just been rolling three dice, depending on the quality of the slot machine is a different dice.

Speaker: If you match two, you get double. If you match three, you get times ten. If you match all on the highest number, you get the jackpot. That's kind of the rules I've been going by. Oh, I get it. Okay.

Speaker: Okay. Okay. Um...

Speaker: Let me see. Okay, I'm gonna... I'm gonna do a... 350. Okay? Bye. What'd you get? Wait, so $3 .50, you get one.

Speaker: Uh, zero. And a five. That 350 is down the drain.

Speaker: okay I'm gonna i'm going to go over to... The machine that Bruce was doing. Okay?

Speaker: Yep, that is the 10 ,000 Poké Jackpot Machine. It is considerably smaller.

Speaker: So that's the D4 machine? machine.

Speaker: I'll never financially recover.

Speaker: Probability. The off. three. Match. It'd be four times four times four. so one in 64. one out of 64. yeah

Speaker: don't tell me we're gonna sit here the probability that exactly two of them match Is 1 and 4.

Speaker: One and four, okay.

Speaker: Wait, on three rolls? Uh... It's whatever, yeah. Something like that.

Speaker: Okay. Um... Would that be one and two? It's really nice. I think so. Yeah.

Speaker: Something like that.

Speaker: Boom. But it's three independent. That is. I don't remember how exactly that works. Something like that.

Speaker: Yeah. Okay. So I'm going to... I'm gonna bet 350 again. Okay. So you bet $350 ,000? And on the deep floor machine, you get...

Speaker: A FOUR. A one. And a four. You get a 1 .5 times payout. It is less because it is a smaller machine. So.

Speaker: 350 times 1 .5, that's 1, or... 175 plus 350 is... 5 .25. Yeah 525 You get 525 back.

Speaker: Awesome. Okay, so that nets... So I get... A net 175.

Speaker: Alright. Okay. So we're gonna bet Let's see how much I do before. Uh, I... Originally...

Speaker: had We're gonna bet... 525. this time okay 525 into the machine. Why do you keep doing confi - Why do you do those kind of numbers? Why not just make it an even number? What, 1 .5? She's betting back her winnings.

Speaker: Alright. So you get a 1, a 4. And a three. You lose it all.

Speaker: Ah. Okay. Um...

Speaker: Let's see... I'm gonna bet... what Yeah. Oh. Uh -uh. I feel like these these slots are not giving us a very good odds of actually making decent money here.

Speaker: Walter's hitting the bar. yeah You're at the bar. Yeah. walton hit Walter's drinking heavily. Okay, uh... He lost half his wealth.

Speaker: Still more than half. Okay, so... Well, that's why I'm betting more carefully. Oh no. Just left the way it took.

Speaker: Bruce is like I looked away for 15 seconds. Give me my money. What's going on with Walter? I wouldn't say he's heavily drinking, but he gets drunk.

Speaker: Fuck. I just said he was at the bar drinking. Well, you you said yeah you said you were heavily drinking. Did I? I'm pretty sure.

Speaker: Yeah, he's at the barn I mean, it could be whatever you want it to be. Yeah. I will say he's on the verge of being drunk. Sure. If that's how you want to rock by, that's fine. Bruce is going to just, like...

Speaker: sprint over there and be like Alright, I think you've had enough there, Walter. I'm just getting the um cloudy have a chance of meatball the cop run coming after me

Speaker: Can you get the reference? Oh yeah, the sprinting cop. Yeah.

Speaker: Jerry's like, puts his hand over the glass. And pause. so

Speaker: all Alright, so... Um... Walter? um How many drinks did you have? like Give me a number.

Speaker: Uh, three. Okay, you have three. Uh... All right, cool. I don't like this. I don't like how he's keeping track of everything we're eating.

Speaker: <unk> Constitution check. ah No. no Oh, that's... Oh no. I think we're going to get Billed at the end of this. for what we've yeah it turns out it's all just being tried of a credit card Motherfucker, it's like the hotels without mini fridges.

Speaker: yeah Those fridges are not free. They are not. no no And they are expensive. Yeah. Okay, bar goes like seven dollars in that

Speaker: Maybe more now. Last time I saw it was seven.

Speaker: Okay, um anyway, um I think we should ah move move on out of here. This doesn't seem like a great area. As you guys are finishing up, you guys hear over the intercom,

Speaker: uh you hear that cute little vaporeons just like She says, Bye. Dinner is now being served in the dining hall with live music.

Speaker: So go ahead and go to the dining hall where food will be served.

Speaker: e I wish we still had your arm. You're disgusting food. We could slip them into the platters Okay. Oh no. Is it just me?

Speaker: i think i just did the I think I just did the math and I and i de turn and i calculated that it's not... worth it to bet on these machines at all wow who would yeah welcome to vegas yeah welcome to casinos evelyn it's not about the money it's about the dopamine rush

Speaker: let me see let me check that map the whole point about going to casinos aren't aren't your planner winning money it's about having dopamine fun i will say though i think the uh slot machines i made are actually fairer than most because you have a 50 for the lower ones you have a 50 chance of losing your money rather than uh and you have like a 50 chance of oh yeah and need something never If you're going to slot machines, never bet big. in the real casinos.

Speaker: only games you want to go bet big in are either roulette well not even roulettes because those are rigged too card games that's the only real Good stuff to buy, Daniel. Because... a lot of some casinos have a card games too yeah i know but the it's a lot harder compared to roulette's where they literally can have a switch where it just met And they have a magnet ball where you can just get pulled into ah whatever they want.

Speaker: yeah According to my calculations, the optimal Kelly bet for that slot machine is negative 125%. Oof. Ouch, yep, not worth it. Take this. show Is that a challenge?

Speaker: Okay, I think we have a chronic gambler on our hands here. Yeah, bro. Bruce is gonna start just like... I mean, I did run ah i did run a galing alger hope my the show gambling ring in my school.

Speaker: So, uh, I don't know. if I don't know. i don't know if i should admit this but i did run a gambling ring in my um Middle school? I'm sorry, what? New Year! Mentioned it before, yeah. It is... and somewhere.

Speaker: It's out somewhere where I've said this before, but I did run a gambling ring. Okay, wonderful. I mean, whatever you gotta to do at high school to make money, but jeez. Did you say high school or middle school? Middle school. It was launch money. see That's what we gambled.

Speaker: It's really a mix. Uh, okay, so... Since you had three drinks, Walter, you are feeling really woozy. Think you mean really good like dizzy

Speaker: Oh no, plus that being seasick. Oh.

Speaker: Yeah, Bruce is going too wide. Kind of gently guide Walter back to the room. Yeah. Oh, no. Is Walton getting timed out while you guys go to eat? Is Walton just being... Put on timeout.

Speaker: Walter is being put to bed. Okay. Put me by my jet ski. Okay, so eli or sorry Bruce and Walter are going up to the room.

Speaker: Yeah, I'm going to call out to Hikaru. It... Looks like Walter had a bit too much to drink here. I'm gonna try to get him in bed.

Speaker: I do have a question. What were we drinking where three drinks would make you woozy? ah Champagne, I guess.

Speaker: That's gotta be the strongest champagne was i downing bottles or like little glasses i don't yeah You do not have three bottles of champagne. he' I know, but three glasses of champagne ain't making you woozy. and I don't know. Remember, you're also 18 and probably haven't done a lot of drinking. I can drown two bottles of Tito's and not feel a thing. No, you do not. I doubt.

Speaker: I seriously doubt you can drink two whole bottles of Tito's. Did it on my sister's wedding. Did it on my sister's wedding. No, I'm sorry. Of course, like two drinks later. Two drinks later, I did get drinks. But that was like a pure vodka shot I took afterwards. Are you saying two drinks or two whole bottles? Because two bottles would kill you.

Speaker: Oh gosh. gosh Let's see if it's like the little shot bottles. I mean, maybe. It's about as big as a microphone. The bottles were as big as a microphone. that's Okay, so I have a bottle of Cheetos in my in my cabinet right now if i drank that

Speaker: Just one of those, I would probably die from alcohol poisoning. You are not drinking two of those. I don't care how much of a heavyweight you are. Alright, where's my photos? I'm looking for my photos. Anyway, so. You like... Yeah. Keeps doing this. Bruce and Walter, you guys are heading up to the room, right?

Speaker: Yes. Okay. Oh, no. Hikaru can follow or go to the... uh,

Speaker: Dining hall. Whichever one. Is Walter going to be okay? Probably, I think he just needs some time to rest and, you know... ah Whatever.

Speaker: Okay. Alright, I'll get some food. Maybe I'll steal some extra. Okay. Um... Hold on one second. I need to do something.

Speaker: Jake, I'm gonna DM you something really quick.

Speaker: Okay. Let me know when you've read that.

Speaker: OK.

Speaker: Oh, celebrate your friendship anniversary. That is not what I see. I know, but that's what Discord said to me when I popped up. Two year anniversary celebrating friendship. After that.

Speaker: okay Okay. So... As you guys leave the hall... ah Walter... just slumps over unconscious.

Speaker: Oh boy. And... his body just like falls to the floor.

Speaker: Evelyn, you feel yourself getting very woozy.

Speaker: really Like, you feel really drunk for some reason.

Speaker: And... Bruce, why although you haven't had anything to drink, you also start to feel a little drunk. Though I don't know if you know what that feels like if you guys have ever drank anything before.

Speaker: Yeah, yeah. I'm fairly certain Bruce would never have been drunk. Okay. Mavor.

Speaker: Bruce is like... Hmm.

Speaker: What? I did not have anything to drink on this boat yet.

Speaker: change.

Speaker: First is going to... Uh... What can I roll here?

Speaker: Bruce is... what would it be like would it be a medicine check or a nature check to Figure out. What's going on?

Speaker: primarily with Walter because Walter is significantly worse than he is right now. Uh, what are you, sorry, what are you, uh, rolling for?

Speaker: Uh... Trying to figure out... What just happened with Walter? Probably a medicine check.

Speaker: I think that's more. What a beauty. That's beauty. That is a 21. Um... You see that something is ah very wrong with Walter. He...

Speaker: was like lucid just a minute ago and obviously he's not Um, this can only be the effects of drugged. of drugging. He is entirely unconscious but alive.

Speaker: And with that final thought, you feel yourself struggling to stay conscious. As the effects of this... drug or whatever, it is only getting worse.

Speaker: o Night. Would it help if I... Chief. walter my tiny revivers uh and i will say evelyn you are feeling the same Um...

Speaker: You are starting to feel very very not well um You can try and give him a Reviver Seed.

Speaker: Yeah, I'm trying to decide if I that Does Walter have any reviver seats in his bag? If they are, they're not going to activate. They're not? Okay.

Speaker: Then... Oh!

Speaker: Because normally if you have a Reviver Seed in your bag and you fall unconscious... then they activate and... I would say if you fainted.

Speaker: But he is medically unconscious right now.

Speaker: Yeah, which is... fainted. I guess so. Um...

Speaker: I don't know how I'm going to classify that because... Uh, they're just kinda... Okay, so go ahead and try and feed him a reviver seed.

Speaker: Okay. Yeah. I think I will try. Just...

Speaker: See? If it works.

Speaker: Yeah. Okay. Begin. buy more Reviver seeds when I get in town. Hey. Oh, that's true. It could just be Oh, darn it all.

Speaker: I have a Rostberry, not a Chestoberry. Are you you they doing anything during this? I'm gonna meet... oh i'm gonna equip my insomnia scope oh she don't she don't fall asleep okay i like that i like that That's actually really smart. So you equip your insomnoscope. but it doesn't seem to do anything.

Speaker: okay

Speaker: no I mean... I still feel tired, but it's at least I'm not going to fall asleep while I'm... While you guys are... Uh... yeah i guess you're under full sleep over in them but while you guys are figuring out what to do and getting worse and worse and woozier.

Speaker: You feel yourself struggling to stay awake and you see two Machokes. uh standing over you But everything's like getting really purple and fuzzy. I'm gonna give you guys one more action before you guys fall under.

Speaker: I'm going to... Wait, have you tried the tiny... Have either of you tried the tiny reviver seed? Yeah, I Yeah, I am going to... I was...

Speaker: I did try the tiny Reviver Seed on Walter already. and really resolve that. We didn't resolve that. Okay, I'm going to try my Pecha. I have two Pecha Berries. I'm going to try one.

Speaker: Ooh. Okay. Bad. what's up Go ahead. So you are you eating it? Are you feeding it to Walter? I'm gonna... I'm gonna...

Speaker: Okay. You eat it. and it doesn't do anything.

Speaker: is Is there a solution to this? ah I'm going to be 100 % honest, not really. I'm trying to railroad you guys into a story plot. so okay oh We work. Already trying to go into the story, but okay.

Speaker: Ah! Not what I have planned.

Speaker: oh Wow. It is a story. ah It's certainly a... Yeah. It is.

Speaker: As you guys succumb, to unconsciousness. no Oh, would you got something? What? I would. Seeing the Machoke in front of me, I would like to attempt to play rough.

Speaker: Go for it. I'll even give you a... I'll give you a regular rule on that, so go ahead and... Roll accuracy. Nice.

Speaker: Awww.

Speaker: I finally got it too. It was destined to be. To not be. The Matrokes close on you guys as you guys fall asleep. and The next thing you guys know...

Speaker: You guys are waking up to the feeling of Freezing. cold. air. Wind who blowing on your guys' skin. As you guys come to, you see You look around.

Speaker: And the first thing you notice is that You guys have your arms tied behind your back. Yes, look down and see that there's a collar on all of your guys' necks.

Speaker: As you guys look around you seem to be on the shoreline of a snowy beach.

Speaker: A snowy beach, wait. Oh boy. What? And you guys are also incredibly hungry and thirsty. As you guys also look around you see a Vaporeon, a Flareon, and a Jolteon.

Speaker: Wait. And they're standing with me. Why are we hungry on Thursday? We made a chair where we can just sleep and we don't get hungrier. Thirsty. Remember that whole thing?

Speaker: What are her hands tied behind her back? Just rope. Okay. Right. Can I roll something to figure out what the the collar thing...

Speaker: is... Uh... Sure. Or can I just tell? Do I know? so Anything about the college? I was going to have you roll something, but...

Speaker: No, you would not know anything about this Even if you rolled a nat 20, there's nothing that would logically explain why you would know what this is.

Speaker: Okay, well, you know... but ah I'm gonna do it anyways. Sure. I'll give you a closer description. Oh no, I mean...

Speaker: If I don't... If... Rolling isn't gonna give me anything. I'm gonna do the other thing I was gonna do. aye which is my hands are tied behind my back.

Speaker: How do you tie nubs? Don't think about it. because the whole The whole thing about tiny hands is that the hands are bigger than the wrists. Don't worry about that. But for nubs, it only gets tinier. So how?

Speaker: Don't worry about it. It's not gonna matter soon. it's it's like this fun I'm gonna light my back flames and burn the rope. You try and burn a rope. And nothing happens.

Speaker: with a sense of panic you realize you have no control over your flames They have power dampeners on us. What? But that's not even an attack. That's just a biology thing. You have no way to control the fire on your back.

Speaker: it's It's like X -Men. They got... Um... nu They got the thing that cancels ah our stuff.

Speaker: I'm calling BS on this one. Dude dude. have a god, um... so A Sylveon, yes. There's been a lot of BS recently.

Speaker: I will say all of you guys got the first game. Period. Yeah. I would let you guys try something then. Um... Hello? Oh. I'm having flashbacks. This isn't my first. Why am I why is what is with me getting kidnapped?

Speaker: by Evolutions. Thank god, you guys are finally awake. You look up to see the... Flareon. is talking. Cheerio.

Speaker: We've been trying to get you guys to wake up for quite a bit now. I really don't want to carry you guys through this shit.

Speaker: Funny enough, you would not be the first evolution to carry me. I don't care. Come on, get up. We're moving. Now. Where are we? Doesn't matter. Let's go.

Speaker: Okay. They, like, roughly pull you guys to your feet and... They are holding on to like your bindings and like trying to drag you behind them

Speaker: Are we in Stockholm? Wait. Wait wait wait. they're dragging us by our holding so that means that we're getting drugged behind us Because you say we're chained behind our arms. whatever so that means they're just dragging us on the back They've got, let's say they've got like ropes tied. to you guys and they're pulling you Uh...

Speaker: they're like pulling you behind them, so. the Um... The Vaporeon looks at you guys and he's and she says, I'm sorry about that. She looks kind of sad at you guys and you realize that this is fishy. Where's my jet ski?

Speaker: Where's my jet ski? Victoria just looks back and pulls you along.

Speaker: No!

Speaker: I just got her.

Speaker: It's not all Eeveelutions, but somehow it's always an Eeveelution that captures us. It really has been.

Speaker: Ultimate moo. Wait, what? yeah Whatever your IQ skill is. oh right oh yeah let me try that okay You attempt to use Ultimate Mover and it does not do anything. Absolute Mover.

Speaker: Oh, damn okay, okay. Like... I can punch through metal doors but not break this stuff off. nope Nope, it's impenetrable. It's made of vibranium.

Speaker: Obviously. That doesn't exist here. This is this is some MCU shit right now. it's like oh this never foreseen material has become a thing i i warned you guys before this episode started uh that this was going to be a bit more of a linear episode i was just trying to get you guys on the track first which took like an hour

Speaker: I was trying to get all on the You gave Jake a casino to play in. That was your mistake. I was trying to get you guys to eat or drink something.

Speaker: And I was like, okay, let's keep going. english just like Funny enough, if I didn't do that bit me going to the bar, I would have never drunk anything.

Speaker: I mean, I had the champagne and the... Yeah. I'm disappointed that... rolling at 16 or whatever it was. It wasn't good enough to...

Speaker: Until the food was off. No, I have a feeling. after After this, even if we got a nat 20, I don't think he would have given it to us. No, I would have given it to you with a nat 20. Excuse me, because I always give you guys some way to escape my bullshittery.

Speaker: Alright, Walter's doing this in protest. He's making them drag him.

Speaker: Let's do it again. Bruce is going to... Call out.

Speaker: Yeah. You know... I've never met someone who can alter my biology. in a way that I can't... use I can't light up my back.

Speaker: And somehow I lost all my muscles. He lost all your muscles. Me. And like the curiosity. Well, what? what

Speaker: what is what What is going on here, kind of a way? the jolt Please don't tell me you like Sylveon and you have a god power. The Jolteon looks behind you and...

Speaker: He says, You guys don't even know about half of what we got here. Keep your guys' mouths shut and we won't hurt you, alright? Let's just keep moving. I want to get out of this damn storm.

Speaker: you know we wouldn't be in the storm if you hadn't brought us here to begin with yeah well What storm? You guys... but It's good. It is. I guess I didn't say it was like a stormy storm, but there's like a cold wind blowing through, I guess.

Speaker: The one time we don't bring Selina is the time... The one time we don't bring the ice type is when there's... when there's a snowstorm happening where they get a boost in it.

Speaker: Of course.

Speaker: Anyway, um... It probably would have been a heat wave if we had Selina with us. The snowy beach says, but a heat wave is on it.

Speaker: The Eeveelistas drag you guys or the snow for what seems like hours. In the distance you can see some sort of town. as you guys Passover like a ridge.

Speaker: In the valley, you can see a little town. That's on the shore of. uh where you guys were like further down the beach And... After what seems like ages, you guys are freezing. Starving.

Speaker: dying of thirst. You guys get to... what seems like a large metal door. inset into a mountain. And...

Speaker: The Eeveelutions stop? And they're like... And the Flareon... says to the Vaporeon. Alright. Get rid of the signal.

Speaker: We're here. Uh... Yeah. Okay. And the Vaporeon pulls out something. Pushes a couple buttons. and in a little bit.

Speaker: You guys wait a bit. the doors open. And... You guys just see like a huge hanger. land on either side of the walls are just jail cells.

Speaker: full of nothing. but Eevees. and various Eeveelutions.

Speaker: Oh my gosh. We got hu - of Eevee trafficking in this Pokemon campaign. Yeah. What is this? This isn't my... Hello Team Rocket. Nice.

Speaker: Good story. Pokemon Champagne.

Speaker: the Your three captors pull you forward. jerking you towards the jail cells. And they lead you... to an empty jail cell.

Speaker: I opened it up. Toss you guys inside. Lock the door behind them. We'll be back for you guys. Don't worry. Just... So tight. it And don't make any trouble for us or we're going to make things hard for you. You guys understand that?

Speaker: Do you guys understand? oh Oh definitely. Finally! The agility on just. this is giving them the silent treatment i do mean that Bruce is giving them the silent treatment after they didn't.

Speaker: tell him anything you guys aren't in happy land anymore you guys make the wrong move we do there There ain't no laws out here. All right. oohoo We haven't been following law since we started this adventure.

Speaker: You have anything else to say?

Speaker: Yeah. Bring it. I've been tortured by Eevees that are super effective against me. Bring it, bitch. The Jolteon is going to try and use... uh Thunderbolt on you.

Speaker: I don't even... Can I try to make it where it hits my my collar? Uh... It hits your collar? Ooh, yeah, go ahead and give me... yeah Uh... But...

Speaker: Dexterity? Oh crap, I can't pull up the character sheet. Uh... motherfucker. I know how to rage bait in evolution. Yeah, go ahead. and rule Yeah, I don't know what an accuracy would be for that, like, yeah, dexterity, I guess.

Speaker: ah For me, like... Would it be... Or sleight of hand. Yeah, I like like sleight of hand.

Speaker: Uh, that is a 17. Right, so with a 17... The thunderbolt does in fact hit you in the collar. And you're unsure if it did anything, but this thunderbolt is immensely painful, as it has practically struck your face. Almost.

Speaker: You just feel a horrible sho jolt of electricity pass through you, and you just feel nothing but pain through your whole body. And I'm gonna have you take i don't have the move pulled up, go ahead and take 15 points of damage.

Speaker: Oh wait, I got it, don't worry. Yeah, if you if you got it, pull it up. I... don't have the character sheet pulled up and i apparently would that be minus my defense Oh!

Speaker: oh yeah i don't have microsoft 365 anymore so i can renew that apparently Let's see. Thunderbolt. Oh, did you roll accuracy on that? I did not. i ah i was gonna make it just a flavor thing but i guess we're thinking of an actual one and then that one they break my car please if you're having it be damaged i'm just gonna make this a plate i'm just gonna make this a flavor thing uh You take 15 points.

Speaker: Okay. Do I minus my defenses? uh no just just take 15 points of damage it's uh it would be a 2d10 plus 10 by the way for damage dice well be glad you're only taking 15 points of damage then

Speaker: Yeah. Well, if you rolled the dice, then I would have... I think it would have been less if you did roll, because I would have got minus my defenses, but it doesn't matter. Plus the Jolteon special attack. Oh, that's true. Minus your special defense.

Speaker: That's true enough

Speaker: Do any of you get the hell you got? Keep... Do any of you guys want to continue talking or are we done here?

Speaker: Bruce is still giving them the silent treatment. Good, that's what I expect. You guys shut the fuck up and we're getting out of here. We'll be back for you. when the time comes. Don't ask me how long, I don't know.

Speaker: And with that, they wander off through the metal doors. After a little bit, the doors close and you guys are left in darkness. but Around you, you guys hear the cacophony of like a hundred Eevees, Vaporeons, Jolteons, Leafeons, all the different Eeveelutions, but it seems like half of them are Eevees.

Speaker: Just... ton of noise from a bunch of different cages being rattled around. God, this is Walter's home.

Speaker: I'm pretty sure more than half of the um evolution line has tortured Walter.

Speaker: Yeah, you don't seem to have a very good track record with him. No. can't believe i try to make a like card i kid I can't believe believe... Congrats. It's almost like our DM likes the Eeveelutions and...

Speaker: the The easiest way for him to introduce them as characters is to make them villains. It is weird that most of the ones I do introduce are villains. I think Selina, Abyss, and Breeder are the only ones that aren't.

Speaker: Now they're villains. Who does the Sylveon? The Sylveon at the Town Hall in the Burg. All your v - They're all villains. I don't... Selina may be on her side, but she's still a villain. She's willing to risk the world.

Speaker: Just... so she can go back in time she's got her motives

Speaker: You can't tell me that the Sylveon was a desk clerk. One life for the world. Oh, that's right. Selena seems more like an antihero to me. Yeah, villain Anti -villain? Isn't that just a ah hero?

Speaker: That's a villain but That's a villain that's sometimes good. Okay. that's true we're gonna find out that sylvia and at the uh the information desk Bye. it's It's the train station.

Speaker: It's the cousin of um the main villain. Yeah, don't give me ideas. It's just Silver's cousin. Yeah, don't give me ideas, guys.

Speaker: Yeah, make all the Eevees evil. All we know, all the Eeveelutions here are evil. They're all just an evil version of the minions from... Despicable me.

Speaker: all right um so can i try to like fidget with my collar did the thunderbolt Do you even know that? I... Do you take a closer look at the collar? and the thunderbolt seems to have left a char mark but it did not like actually fix it. You still do not have control of all of your faculties.

Speaker: All right, but can I, from that point, can I try to... break it. Can I just try to strength it? from what little I have. ah Um... or Go ahead and roll me strength.

Speaker: 12. Yeah, that ain't gonna cut it.

Speaker: You get out. I'm out of ideas. I'm assuming they took all of our items too. You guys are startled by the metal doors opening once again. And as they open, you guys... Do we have our bags? No, you do not.

Speaker: Is it good? Oh. What? They even took our bags? Oh no, the villains are smarter. My pierogies! I wanted to eat some of those now. The metal floors... and you see a large vehicle carrying a big pallet.

Speaker: of something. The vehicle drives into the hangar and sets the pallet down. and a Um...

Speaker: First night I came to mine was actually a Fampy Sure, why not? A FanP gets out. And... ah Starts unloading. small little boxes.

Speaker: And... They start handing it out systematically, and eventually they get to your guys' cell, and this vampy gives you guys three boxes. which contains uh as you guys look at it it's it's it says uh rations on the side of it.

Speaker: military rations.

Speaker: And the fan ping hands you guys three of them. Art. Are hands still tied? They are. Or... So how how is this fan P handing us stuff when our hands are tied behind her back? ah They're pushing it into the cell, I guess is a better way to put that, yeah.

Speaker: Also, are they they're handing us with their nose. Well, of course, that's just... how thank you troll oh e i got some boogers on mine ew oh So these rations are in boxes.

Speaker: Um... And... How are we supposed to open these boxes? Are you asking the Fampy?

Speaker: Yeah. Fampy looks back and he's like, not my problem. He continues moving on to the other cells.

Speaker: what what is this how are we doing with all this ah Bewildered. She's just... Kind of taking it all in.

Speaker: Fan. Yeah.

Speaker: Slareon.

Speaker: Jake's writing out a hit list over here. Oh yeah. After a while, He fancy finishes up handing out food. And... hops back in the vehicle pulls out of the hanger and the doors close again.

Speaker: Leaving you guys once again in darkness. The air around you is freezing cold. There's no heating. And you guys are left alone with your guys. Only someone had flames in the back.

Speaker: It feels like it's been hours since you guys were... right into this can i try Yeah. Can I try something here? Sure. Go for it. I, I...

Speaker: do we have fairy swipes can i Reach the the rope with the fury swipes. You are unable to use fury swipes. Let's be it's be real.

Speaker: If there wasn't some... umma Anime. um plot armor on this whole like us getting kidnapped. You couldn't have been tied rope because you're nubs. I would have Absolute Mover.

Speaker: We're not there's a reason we can't get out until something happens And then we're magically gonna have our abilities back.

Speaker: We just can't use our moves at all? You cannot use your moves, no. And any supernatural powers you guys have seems like you can't use those. What do you mean? supernatural. That's just... biology that's how syndic wills work there's nothing through oh my gosh imagine if you're a charmander does that mean you die oh my god yeah i guess he would wouldn't you Yeah.

Speaker: They put a chowder on the Charmander? The Charmander's tail? ble any of its la Any of its evolutions die if that flame goes out. Oh my god. That's it. that If you want a one -hit KO move for Charizard, get this thing around its neck.

Speaker: I think you guys are just... Oh, I don't know if it works with Charizard, just for Charmander. No, I mean, I think Charizard has its tail. All of its evolution lines. at Any evolution line, if their tail goes out they die.

Speaker: Well, cause Char - Ash's Charizard has been fully underwater before. and it's And its flame stays on. some anime um bs stuff Fair.

Speaker: I guess. It feels so... Anyway. You guys... Yeah. sit in darkness for a few hours. Or so it feels. Eh? it's you guys are getting colder Unable to eat or drink anything you guys continue to sit in hunger.

Speaker: Eventually, the doors open. once again. And you see the three evolutions that brought you to this jail cell. They... Walk over to your jail cell.

Speaker: and the Flareon. It says... She's ready to see you now. I think ah we've got everything in order. Make any trouble for us and we're not opposed to killing you so Just...

Speaker: Now the Another cliche mob boss listen, we've built mob bosses You guys are doing okay. Not the best. Not the best we've dealt with, but you guys are doing okay. Okay. We've dealt with mob bosses before who've kidnapped us. We've dealt with Eeveelutions who've kidnapped us.

Speaker: You guys are about a B+. plus Okay, look, I'm gonna be real with you. Just keep your mouth quiet, okay? I'm... Not. Fucking... dealing with this. I... I know...

Speaker: What is that? i've been told about how you act and i'm not dealing with this shit i'm gonna gag you if i have to Now, let's get going. oh you think people have tried let me see your guys's hands let me make sure they're still tied up

Speaker: Middle fingers. Yeah, real funny. Real funny. All right, turn around, you three. Come on, let's get this over with.

Speaker: She turns. and You guys are all still tied up, so. Alright. Fine, let's get going. They tie a... bit of rope around each of you guys' as like bindings so they can drag you. Question.

Speaker: What's up? with all the abilities gone is my aura sense still working or no your aura sense does not work Alright. i Put it in the chat. I guess I can ask it here.

Speaker: It is Bruce's, like... That's true. If fire type's heat goes out... working because like Oh, and that's true. Bruce should probably...

Speaker: normally would not be bothered by this cold here. But I feel like there would be some bigger implications. That is very true. If fire types get too cold, they do like die. yeah Actually, I kind of like that for flavor.

Speaker: um if you want Uh, we can have that be a thing, and Bruce feels like a little sick from the cold that he's feeling. Okay, so that that does answer so to the answer to my question is yes.

Speaker: that that the like internal heat of bruce being a fire type is also gone damn This thing really is just FU fire types. Apparently.

Speaker: they They really have something... Man, I can't wait to put this over the... You think Selina was the head of this bad guy group? I can't wait to put this over the Flareon's neck. So...

Speaker: Your captors... Each one of them are holding one of the ropes. They are dragging you not towards the big metal door, but to a smaller set of doors that you hadn't noticed on the other side of the hangar.

Speaker: As you guys get closer, they just seem to be like normal. size doors. and the big hangar door behind you closes. as you guys approach these normal -sized doors. You guys enter. and you enter into a bit of a hallway.

Speaker: And... Uh, you got, you see just like metal hallways with, uh... rough flooring. and you guys go down these hallways into deeper into the mountain for what seems like a while until eventually you guys come across this big set of metal doors secret tunnel Secret tunnel hand o them out and

Speaker: Sorry, I had a call i to do a callback. This is how Walter pissed them off last time. He was just singing that song. The Vaporeon reaches down and pulls out a badge. from her side. and holds it up to a batch reader on the side of the door.

Speaker: Door opens. And I pull you guys inside. The doors close behind you and you guys seem to be in like an airlock. So a second set of doors opens. after the Vaporeon once again badges herself in.

Speaker: And you guys are met. with at an astounding sight. The inside of this mountain has been hollowed out. And you guys see the biggest laboratory you've ever seen.

Speaker: Every surface is white. Like... ah There's tile flooring. And on it. It - the ro - on every lake.

Speaker: Eh. chair So, okay, you guys are... Up. on top of like some scaffolding looking down into this huge pit that is a laboratory in the middle. you see a big Like...

Speaker: tube filled with water. Think like Mewtwo. ah And in the middle is an Eevee. and all around them. in a circle and you see the uh eight right yeah eight uh yeah eight eeveelutions

Speaker: And they seem to be like hooked up to the Eevee in the middle. Oh no, they're going to fuse. They're trying to what you use the Eevee Z move without a Z crystals.

Speaker: the yeah Extreme Evo Boost. There are. Big fancy machines all around with Pokemon with clipboards and pens and all sorts of stuff scuttling around doing scientific jobs.

Speaker: The evolutions pull you down towards a set of stairs. That ah goes along the wall and spirals down along the wall to the main floor.

Speaker: And as you guys get to the main entrance, or sorry, the, uh... Not the main entrance. the ah As you guys get down to the floor level. Eventually, you come...

Speaker: face to face. with silver. Welcome. uh -huh I see you guys have finally made it. Made it.

Speaker: Wow, who would have saw this coming? An Eevee running an Eevee ring. wow Oh, you don't even know the half of it yet. So, how was your trip here? How was mayorship? Did you guys have a good nap? Our trip?

Speaker: Um... You copied your friend Selena, by the way. This is totally a ripoff. What is - who is Selena? That.

Speaker: Oh. Yeah her. that's the glaci on you get Yeah, the person you have a rivalry with? the person you have a rivalry with i forgot about that for a second because she was the uh yeah they had like a bit of beef in their past Yep. Oh, yeah her Yeah.

Speaker: Yeah, you're kind of just copying her like I guess that makes sense. Oh, I ain't copying shit. This is all me, baby. Well, that this is the second time Walter's been kidnapped by an Eeveelution. And also Torture too. yeah yeah You know, you're a really bad name for your kind.

Speaker: Oh yeah? How so?

Speaker: Well... Every time I meet you, one of your kind. I think it's torture. I've seen someone who's not been like that. Amen.

Speaker: Well... Also, so I'm surprised you've been doing this when you thought... What happened to your squad? Do you need other squad members? The rest bail on you? Alright, alright, that's enough. Shut up. And she, like, puts a psychic link on you and shuts you up.

Speaker: Walter's thinking to her. You know this didn't stop me last time from escaping from you. And she turns off your thought process. well my table No, no, no, she doesn't.

Speaker: Hmm. Holy shit, this got dark. That would be crazy. three would stand If she could just do that, we stand no chance.

Speaker: Well guys, it's been good I had to leave Walter's dead Walt is brain dead. She cannot make you guys brain dead. Not that you know of anyway. Oh, good. like She could make his dead dad. She can hear you. uh as you think of those thoughts

Speaker: Wow. Now that we've got that under control... Why don't I introduce what we've got going on here? I'm sure you guys have plenty of questions. So go ahead Ask me a question.

Speaker: Why are you fat? Last time I tried asking questions, they... Didn't get answered. Well, now's your chance. So take the opportunity while you can.

Speaker: Um... Do you have water? Anywhere? oops Really? Did - later okay that is not pertinent to right now

Speaker: Okay, yeah, I just - Come on, surely you guys have got something to ask. Anything. As long as it's on topic. Not really. let's i'm just too I'm just kind of flabbergasted right now.

Speaker: Let's just say I'm feeling kind of cold. for the first time in my life. So.. That would be...

Speaker: Because of these and she holds up Uh collar the same black collar you guys are wearing These are... Remove pressing collars.

Speaker: And they do tend to have some side effects because it doesn't just stop you from, you know, using moves or whatever. but it physically stops your body from being able to produce whatever creates those moves so in your case it would be fire or the essence that drives the energy creation of moves. see you can't even if you were to try and use i don't know ice punch Even though I know you can't.

Speaker: You couldn't muster up the energy to do so. These collars stop the energy from forming. Before it. Hold on. becomes a move. Walter's thinking to her and just like Just say to chi blockers, that's too much for poor Bruce.

Speaker: See? What? i I can't talk. Every time I talk it's just in my mind to her. Since you've stopped me from talking. no What? I'm wondering why you think Bruce can't understand this stuff. I don't know. Walter's just trolling. Walter's just trolling her.

Speaker: No. Okay. she block That's how it's worked every time we've been in this situation. at Walter trolls her and then she overestimates herself. In layman's terms, These... Block. Magic.

Speaker: Anything? That is not... purely your mind and muscle. is blocked. completely done for That is the simplest way to put it. that Peace.

Speaker: My muscle, though. That is part of my normal biology. There is nothing magical. about The flames on my back. I'm not entirely sure. We haven't had the chance to study one of your kind yet.

Speaker: So now that you're here, we might just get the chance. You should put it on yourself see what happens Yeah, I mean I have a lot of questions I think I mean, I'm pretty sure that there's Like I learned. I learned that there's like...

Speaker: Electricity that - goes that courses through our nerves Are you saying... Like... And somehow I'm still able to... My nerves are able to do things. My brain is able to do things. I'm able to move my...

Speaker: Mouth? i feel like um we're trying to just um point out stuff that It's just like, it's a regular anime bullshit thing. This is what it is. It's a regular anime bullshit. Yeah, you guys are just trying to... An anime where that...

Speaker: We're trying to make sense of this but it won't this is just some like typical villain like weaponry they have that makes no sense You guys are gonna be - Yeah, we're we're just going meta. You guys are gonna be wearing these until I deem you guys safe enough to take them off. You guys have done too much shit to me already, and I'm not dealing with any of that today.

Speaker: So do you guys have any more questions?

Speaker: How's your mayorship? Actually, you know what? It's going quite fine.

Speaker: For those who were asked your judge did you want that anyway? Oh simple. That's you have that is actually Quite a simple answer. I'm... putting a hate campaign out for you guys.

Speaker: If I can't... easily get rid of you guys, then I will simply... Just... Make you guys wanted. Are you guys in prison? You're besmirching us? But...

Speaker: You guys gave me the perfect opportunity. to just Take you under my arm? And now you guys can do whatever. I want you to do. The original plan...

Speaker: Was to get a whole town to hate you guys unanimously and go after you But I don't think that's really necessary anymore.

Speaker: I don't think it would have worked. You must really suck if you could not. get a town and not like us. have you seen the shit we've done but that's only really one of the reasons i took that over Because you see, I have plans to put seeds in all of the different towns.

Speaker: Nusha said he's just the first one. Oh, you know, just ah one of my people here, one of my people there, whispering instructions in. the different people of power's ears you know just uh standard villain stuff. you know.

Speaker: I thought you didn't think of yourself as a Billy. Oh, we're past that now. Why do you even want this? Why do you even want this? I thought you were trying to make us all into dumb Pokemon again. Because...

Speaker: I have a vision. to turn everyone into pokemon And people are not gonna like that. But they're not going to get to care once they are animals.

Speaker: So... I'm going to control all of the higher powers to stop those. From Stop. to who want to stop me.

Speaker: Good night. I want to say this and have a minute chat because I just thought of this in Discord, but... This god... Who... quite easily could kill us. But decides not to just kill us But I wanted to go on and do the very...

Speaker: unnecessary way of making everyone not like us. And then kill us. Bye then, Amma. Where she's had multiple chances to kill us. This chick is the dumbest god i've ever seen if i were to make this 100 realistic we could end this campaign in arc one I know. It's just, this is like... What?

Speaker: This is like Frieza using his first form against Super Saiyan Goku.

Speaker: So we just have plot armor. Yeah. Well, no, I... Silver has... anti -plot armor really Really? Oh, no. so no Silver's the one with plot armor. Remember? The Garchomp had plot armor on.

Speaker: And Silver just knows just somehow like took over a city. in a Maybe I'm... a Silver Scott's not Not dumbness. Yeah. don't worry about it She could succeed very easily if she just killed us all, but she doesn't want to do that for the sake of the plot. Yeah, you've got to make things interesting.

Speaker: The funniest thing is you're not actually too far off from the reason I do have for that. It's it's that it's as bad as the Palmer as Voldemort using a spell to kill Harry when he could just punch the baby Prince the baby here. Yeah

Speaker: Anyway... So you guys are probably wondering what we're doing here She like gestures her arm all the way across the laboratory.

Speaker: Yes. I see a lot of Eevees and Vats. I'm a little... Just... Kind of. Oh no, we're going to become Eevees.

Speaker: I have taken Note of your guys' argument the last time we met. And I think you guys are right. It's unfair for me to... be the god of this universe. I am very biased.

Speaker: I don't think I would make the perfect ruler of the new animal. Kingdom if that's what we're calling it So... I have taken it upon myself.

Speaker: to create that perfect god. What you see here is a Pokemon of each of their primary types. the types that the original god deemed worthy enough to become evolutions. We are going to combine.

Speaker: All of them. into the perfect evolution. to have the soul intelligence After all of us are animals. oh Oh no, it's Perfect Cell. Wait, so...

Speaker: So your idea after you decided you weren't good enough to be God. is to play God and create. Something new that can be God. ah and And for that new God to be whatever you want it to be.

Speaker: So basically it does - You're contradicting yourself because you're making it into what you want. This God and do what think we think whatever I want it to be You've seen it. Yeah, you've already so that's that's it goes against your argument. You've already seen what we keep out in the cages out there.

Speaker: We've created plenty of test subjects. We've done plenty of tests. And we found... that using gene splicing we can actually influence how a Pokemon thinks.

Speaker: before it's even born. What the hell is this technology we're going from? We're going from barely having phones to no security cameras to gene splicing, which is something that's still... really new in today's technology. What the hell is this technology? You guys have no suspense of disbelief.

Speaker: This is a hell of a fun story. i know i'm sorry i'm just keeping on the meme of us complaining about the technology Okay. I'm keeping the bit alive. I know, I know. ah Silver's like, we...

Speaker: are going to create. the most unbiased Pokemon, period. One who does not favor types above all else. One who does not have a specific goal in mind. Other!

Speaker: than the one I am going to give it. which is to ensure that no intelligent life ever arises again. There will be no evolution.

Speaker: There will never be another species other than itself. that will have intelligence sought, that will create technology. We will all be perfectly equal.

Speaker: As it should be. Wait. The way you just made it, it made it sound like no one besides an Evie, Evie's kind. would have intelligence. What other, what better Pokemon to use than the evolution Pokemon?

Speaker: Oh my gosh. They look, this is Lou. She's contradicting herself hard here. I think that's what she does. Yeah. we've We've learned she's a little bit of a psycho.

Speaker: She's a little crazy. She is literally a psychic type. This is a psycho. that's true Yeah, that's true. I need to - Oh no, does she know Psycho Cut? Okay.

Speaker: I am going to create the perfect ruler for the perfect world. That is my goal here. And I am going to keep you guys around long enough.

Speaker: to see how that turns out.

Speaker: I think you guys will enjoy it.

Speaker: Yeah, I think I'll enjoy... how it seeing it Um... Seeing it unplayed. unfold. Oh, I'm sure you will. But there is one thing I am missing.

Speaker: And that is the reason I brought you guys here. She turns around. and she pushes like a red button on one of the desks And out of the floor rises a pedestal.

Speaker: That holds That has three circle indents. Like, uh... Concave. It holds spheres.

Speaker: And. In one of the holes is the black orb. I found out! that I can unfuse myself with this orb and fuse with it at will. So.

Speaker: I can take this orb and get its powers, but using those same powers. I can push them back. And guess what? When I'm done with these powers, I'm going to use the combined power of all three orbs to create this perfect god and rule us.

Speaker: Wait, so she's not infused with the orb now? steve disco She does not seem to be fused with the orb. So how'd she how'd she like hold me in place then?

Speaker: It's a psychic type. well It's still a psychic type, even if she doesn't have all the extra god powers. I get holding me, but stopping me from talking?

Speaker: That doesn't matter. the yeah i don' okay i There's been a lot of weird stuff going on this episode. So. The reason I have brought you guys here today is because I need you guys to tell me just a little something.

Speaker: Where's the blue orb?

Speaker: Where's Rachel? Good luck. Oh, don't worry. I expected you guys to go this way. Come on, just tell me. Make it easy for me. Let me be at the Jolteon and I'll tell you.

Speaker: I don't have it And with that, she snaps her fingers and the Jolhion falls over dead. Come on. Oh, shit. Come on. Holy shit. Wait, what? I said let me beat them up, not kill them. The Jolteon is dead.

Speaker: I have powers you don't know about. Try me. Fuck, she's not even fused anymore!

Speaker: Where is the blue orb? Come on. You only got a couple more chances. for my god du i'm trying to I'm trying to think of the name. I'm trying to think of the name of someone that we know that's...

Speaker: We hate. and But doesn't... um Shoot. Guys, give me a name of someone we know we all hate. In this campaign that we are just that are just a dickhead Oh.

Speaker: I mean, I know someone Walter hates. who i know the charmander charmander that charmander but i don't know if she'll believe that Oh.

Speaker: Bruce is just like... What is it, actually? Did we did we keep it with... Walter? Don't. Don't worry about it. It's good if Walter doesn't remember where it is. now I'm just trying chase to make sure I don't say it. I'm trying to i'm trying to make sure I don't say it.

Speaker: Yeah, but Bruce is just like... singing like songs in his mind. So you're just doing like the Batman -Tibetan Monk thing. that Block Martian Manhunter's thought.

Speaker: exactly well and other things you know other just general mind reader blocking methods Now, Walter's going to be like, I said let me beat them up. Nah.

Speaker: You kill them. That just took the joy out of it. Oh I don't care. I'm gonna have fun with this. You are not gonna hold me back from what I want. And if it takes a little bit of show power to get you to do that, then so be it.

Speaker: Yeah. You're gonna hold your yourself on back. If you heard us too much, you're never going to find out where it is. oh you Do the chicken dance and I'll tell you. Oh, you guys have no idea.

Speaker: oh This is gonna be fun. Come on, come on, one more chance. Why don't you guys tell me, where's that blue orbit? I'm gonna know in just a couple minutes, even if you guys choose not to tell me.

Speaker: You remember that Charmander? that you used to work with yeah what about them We hit out at as his home. Okay, and? What's your point?

Speaker: Is the blue orb there? What's there? we hit at his home really is it now okay then tell me exactly our our old our old deception Okay, yeah, go ahead and roll deception.

Speaker: I'll roll against you. Rolling back all night. And if you... Rolls high enough, you tell him where the house is. because that's the the obvious follow -up question we don't know where his house is but we don't know Hello.

Speaker: Well, then I don't think the deception rule really matters. 15? No, I got way out of it. I got way out of it. Ah, damn it. She rolled a 14.

Speaker: Yes! ah Yes! No. We told him just to take it back to his house and hide it. We don't know where he lives. And so you... It's a precaution. So if we ever got captured, we couldn't tell people. So we...

Speaker: You know who has it, but not where he's at. Okay You, there. Bruce. sp Bruce, right? Where's the blue orb? o where Where is it?

Speaker: He's gonna he's goingnna start humming... Children's March? Don't want to tell me even though he's already said it, do you? It's almost like you don't believe him. Otherwise, he would have just been beaten up like that.

Speaker: Uh, uh... Espia, and if she's doing any mind reading, can tell that he's not even really paying attention to this conversation anymore. he her she he' he's focusing he's he's focusing more on like just keeping his mind occupied with music.

Speaker: than the conversation. it's It's just the music that we copyrighted off. All right then. At the at the concert Oh. Okay then. Kikaru, where's the blue orb?

Speaker: Um...

Speaker: I can tell you the last time I saw it. Oh yeah? Well, where's the last?

Speaker: Yeah, it's at the Charmander's house. Is it really?

Speaker: Roll the side deception. Yeah, I was just saying, go ahead and roll deception. I'm trying to think of how to play this because she did fail her deception. well Yeah, she fell and immediately just didn't believe Walter.

Speaker: Well, I was just trying to verify. Even though I succeeded. If she didn't believe you, she would have resorted to plan B immediately.

Speaker: uh everyone what did you get to be fair a question and where's ah where's our two friends at where's um May or may not. Great question. and Don't worry. I didn't forget about them. Let's see. Oh, okay. Well, you I don't worry. You forgot about them in the beginning.

Speaker: Deception is a cute roll, so plus one.

Speaker: Okay, what did you get? I rolled a 3 She rolled an 11. Really? So, where at in this Charmander's house?

Speaker: Yeah, tell me exactly. Specifically, what shelf is it sitting on? We don't know where he lives. I haven't been to his house I just know it's there. Ah!

Speaker: But you guys deemed it safe enough to hide there! and yet you've never been there theres no one know no one know where i was at since no one no one would expect it it's called hiding in plain sight something you don't know yeah but if you guys haven't been there then how did you put it there We gave it to the Charmander. I've told you this. Yeah, bullshit. I know where that Charmander lives.

Speaker: She works on my payroll. I knew that motherfucker is evil! it Cheap. Why was the manager at this bank? He's...

Speaker: Oh! When I said it, everyone said, no, he's a good guy. He's a charmander. He had nothing to do with it. you know what o do you know where he lives now character you know that uh silver managed the bank that the uh i knew man but i yeah even or since the charmander and you said he was nothing he was good he was completely good he is that's what i'm saying he worked under silver at the bank Not as a villain.

Speaker: I don't care. No, and the motherfucker works for her. Evil. Sure. Okay, go with it. Okay, fine. We're doing it this way. And... she like stares at you and the red gem on her forehead starts to glow.

Speaker: The gem is still red on a shiny Espeon, right?

Speaker: I think the greens. What do we gots up? That's beyond. I don't remember, actually. it's it It is red. So the red gem on the Espeon's forehead glows bright. And you guys feel yourselves attacked mentally.

Speaker: I want you guys to submit. and i need you does walter have advantage on any of these saves because he's been through this already through goon go ahead and roll constitution all of you

Speaker: All of us. Hmm. Darn, Walter's experience doesn't help me here.

Speaker: Oh! I rolled a 19. All right Bye. Also got a 19. Oh, unnatural 20. all Alright.

Speaker: Evelyn? You get a nat 1.

Speaker: Eli, you rolled a nat 1.

Speaker: Jake? You rolled a nat 1.

Speaker: what got it even a net twenty years Oh my gosh, it's from the cards. This is from where they could automatically roll Nat 1s. It's from that little deal we made for the cards. Oh no!

Speaker: You bastard! i You bastard. You made us forget about them. I said I had a plan for that. I wasn't kidding.

Speaker: i knew exactly where those matte ones were gonna get used the moment i created that Oh, no. That's annoying. Sylveon? Enter your guys' minds unbidden. Espeon.

Speaker: There's a Sylveon. Yeah, you said Sylveon again. To be fair, we know it's with Will, but a while we don't know if he kept it at the house. The Espeon?

Speaker: enters your guys' minds unbidden. You feel her sifting through your memories, looking for where the blue orb is. She looks through everything every memory you guys have ever had she sifts through them. She's tearing at your guys's minds And as... She locates the blue orb. You see her eyes light up with recognition.

Speaker: But. Upon looking further, deeper, through Walter's mind, she jumps back in fear. What the fu - How do you have this? And you can make her mental connection completely break.

Speaker: That's... This shouldn't be possible. You! She, like, points at the big accordion. Go get their bags right now. Where are they? Bye. I think they're at the supply. Go get them.

Speaker: And the Vaporeon sprints out of the room into a side passage. You guys have some fucking explaining to do. Do you have any idea what the hell you guys have?

Speaker: A couple minutes later, the Are you talking about my TNT? It's legal. Comes back with... your guys's three bags And. the And Silver looks at Vaporeon, looks through them. Find a deck of cards.

Speaker: And didn't you already see the cards before? ah Because you saw what I did to the game guys the the sheep. The deck of cards emerges as the Vaporeon pulls it out.

Speaker: Do you have any idea how powerful this is? Do you have any idea how easily you could have stopped me?

Speaker: Well defer I tried but then the gang guys decided to do instead of you I... ice You know, that's the reason why the soul left him. The gore guys. during that court case well i now have Bye.

Speaker: Hmm. This thing? has the power to topple governments. to rule the fucking world with ease. And you guys did NOTHING with it!

Speaker: What the hell is wrong with you guys? You guys are rich. You had you got, what, 70k in jewels? Good whoopty fucking do. I could, I am going to hand this. to someone in the next town over have them pull the cards and i get to take any positive and any negative that happens to them is on them I don't inflict any of the negative rewards if I just have someone else deal with this shit.

Speaker: Give me any idea how powerful this is

Speaker: We have an idea of how dangerous it can be. I mean, it literally took the soul out of the Gorg guy she paid off. It's not... it I - I don't understand this. that this There's a reason we didn't use it as much. This is everything.

Speaker: the Silver starts like pacing back and forth. the The way I'm... You know if you want if you wanted to be if you want to be a real villain show us how strong you are and show us how much better you are than every other Pokemon. Okay, I'm not... then I am not that stupid. I want to stroke her ego. Come on. Let me try to stroke her ego.

Speaker: I am. Let me try to play it. we'd get we've we've seen before her she's a big meat um eagle go ahead she is we that's how we beat her every time we've used her ego against her go ahead and roll intimidation on her Alright, I'm rolling my cursed die.

Speaker: ah Whatever Taunt would be, I guess. Sorry. i guess persuasion persuasion yeah i like it I'm picking out my curse die. This die has been the most die that has given me the most nat 1s. I will...

Speaker: i'm praying to the gods i'm praying to the dice cards pray the dice cards Play the Arceus. Pray to Arceus. Pray to Arceus. Pray to Dialga if I have to. Pray to Dialga. Alright. I am.

Speaker: Hold on. I don't know. um Alright. Not gonna look. Just gonna throw it. Good.

Speaker: Um... that's hard to see because i've scratched so much stuff off but that's a 17 plus

Speaker: Zero. So 17. You said 17 or 13? 17. So. With a 17. The Espeon Looks at you dead in the face I'm not that stupid.

Speaker: If you want to show power, let me show you this. You were there. James. She points at the Flareon. Go ahead.

Speaker: pull that Pull one of those cards. I want you to go up there. on up there And she points up to the top of the scaffolding. Go stand up there and pull one of the cards. I'm gonna show I'm a fucking afraid

Speaker: Oh boy. Um, I actually gotta to pull up the list of cards. Um... Oh. may reroll for you just so Can we roll it for you since like I got the taunt off? Go ahead and roll me a d20.

Speaker: Not found it. Nat 20. See ya. I think last time he rolled a net. I think we've... We've already got that. I'm pretty sure we already have. Oh my god.

Speaker: Great. the oh What? ah Okay. i'm gonna have to take a break have i derailed this i'm gonna have to take a break and have a think about this. I'm going to have Eli read this out.

Speaker: There's a reason this one was 20.

Speaker: That's right, I have read all of the cards being drawn. Oh. it's It's Wish. it's it's just wish the dm style wish the player must make a wish in the next five minutes The DM has final say on how the wish is interpreted.

Speaker: The wish must not be game -breaking, or the wish will... Oh, there's a second paragraph. The wish will be wasted and not fulfilled. DM's discretion. Oh.

Speaker: You know Does the flare not like silver? Oh my god, I don't know. Because she just saw she just sell her jo on my god just saw her killer friend.

Speaker: I For no reason. Good. Okay, um... That also has probably been experimented on by this espion. And been forced to... um capture and oh god basically hold these guys in a ring.

Speaker: So... yeah She could really get revenge right now. Okay, I... the name was James yeah James She killed... Is she Jessie? That'd be really funny. i don't i'm look good you for The was Jesse. That'd be really funny.

Speaker: Oh. Cassidy. Oh my god, I...

Speaker: And the Flareon is called Meowth. Do you want to take a short break? If you want to take the five minutes to think. we can We can take a five -minute break here. right Okay, it sounds ah let's...

Speaker: Take a break. And... I'll come back to this in a minute. I do want to discuss some things with you, but I am going to go take a break. i I am so glad I got Jolteon killed because this makes it a really good case why Flareon would not. I'll be back in just a minute.

Speaker: Wow. Oh my gosh. Oui. inadvertently played um silver's ego to kill agility and try to show power. But now...

Speaker: Yeah, the Flareon has a wish. And she may not like silver anymore. the funniest thing is if silver had just drawn the card herself she would have got what she wanted she could have just won the entire thing here she tried to call my bluff but the bluff was wrong She thought I she thought I had on pocket aces, but I only had a pocket ones Okay.

Speaker: Cool, okay. So we're hopping back in It's... been about five ish maybe a little bit more than five minutes I don't know if I said it in the episode or not.

Speaker: But the way I worded the wish... uh the card is the player must make a wish in the next five minutes the dm's final say on how the wish is interpreted what that means is i was trying to have it so when the co -host pulls the card They had to have five minutes in -game time, or sorry, five minutes of real time.

Speaker: to come up with a wish. I definitely went over that by a few minutes, but I think I came up with something that is.

Speaker: Definitely gonna be game breaking but not in the sense that it says because I have the ability to Change the game. to literally shape the game how I want essentially.

Speaker: as the dm so literally nothing i choose is going to be game breaking as long as the game continues So that rule doesn't really apply and I think I've come up with something That keeps...

Speaker: The flow of the story? But it is going to fucking throw everything out the window. Okay.

Speaker: Okay, um, I'm like actually sick Because I do not expect to, uh... On a dime. You made a point make a deck of cards into this session.

Speaker: I was never planning on pulling that again. Until you made it a point this session. Okay, so...

Speaker: Okay. so Okay, wait I gotta to think about how I word this. Ugh.

Speaker: Okay. Alright. Silver looks up at the Flareon. Shaking in. The Flareon is like shaking.

Speaker: in what seems to be fear. And silver is like... Well... What is it? The Flareon. Looks down at Silver. You there. Walter is your name, right?

Speaker: Yes? What do you want? most in life.

Speaker: Oh shi - Shit, um... Am I on a timer now? I'm going to give you like a good minute. Oh, good minute. um Okay.

Speaker: Um... i duly don't I don't want to be a dick and like just say... I wish we were all out of here and have the orb. I don't want to be a dick. If that... Would that derail too much? the I'm going to...

Speaker: It gives you three. Give me a limit. Give me a like a. the ro flat is I'm going to throw you a bone here. Roll me. insight on the Flareon.

Speaker: 17. i'm 17 has been my number today 17. You look up at the Flareon. The Flareon is crying with joy. He seems to be very happy.

Speaker: I don't know what that means. He's crabby? Hey. I think that means he sees a way to get back at silver for all that she's done. I did ward that kind of poorly. ill Eli kind of said it, but... Flareon?

Speaker: is Looks happy. and furious at Silver. But he looks at you, Walter M. What do you want most in life?

Speaker: Hm? I'm about to say that fucking Charmander dead. No. I'm gonna give you a second. I'm gonna give you a second. I'm gonna say, that's my wish. That's my wish. Ready? Okay. That's my wish.

Speaker: I... What? Me and my friends. safely away from here. i want the orb that silver has with us with the power she has away from her And all...

Speaker: Bye. Eevee's trapped in here. Save. The Flareon looks at you. And he says, Looking right down at silver.

Speaker: I wish I were you in everything. about morals and appearance.

Speaker: And. Silver. Looks up at the Flareon. What? What have you done? What? Have you - Done!

Speaker: Wee! and Shit. this. over. starts screaming. as Adams. start pulling apart from each other.

Speaker: and silver. becomes undone. There's a fine mist that flows up to the Flareon.

Speaker: and seems to go inside of. James, the Flareon.

Speaker: And...

Speaker: Flareon's like... I... i did I did it. I know everything she knows. It's... Oh my god, it's gonna be alright! He like drops the deck of cards and falls to his knees, sobbing.

Speaker: Release us, please release us quick Release us. What? duh. Please, release us, please.

Speaker: Bruce is just stunned. Can I... um Am I still shackled? Yes, you guys are still shackled. There is no more psychicness on you. Is only the collar and like arm brace on us?

Speaker: Like is it just color and... basically coughs on us. Uh, yeah, it's just, called you guys are just collared and... Yeah. Walter's running and just like making sure he's body blocking the cards He's body blocking the what?

Speaker: The cards. I don't want Silver trying some bullshit. Okay, Silver is dead. Silver is gone. Oh, dead? She is gone. Oh, I thought they saw either they switched bodies. No. No, she was atomized and absorbed into the Flareon.

Speaker: Hoop. Lee. i'm i've said I'm sorry I said anything bad about evolution. You my dog. The you my dog we but we both dogs a feather, you know what? Dogs and foxes? We can be friends. Let's bring back that old ah Disney movie.

Speaker: The dog and the fox are best friends. The Flareon looks up at you. sodding on the ground, and he says, Bye. I can't believe that you...

Speaker: You saved everyone.

Speaker: oh a um Can you get these off us I... Don't know how. I think there's someone in here who does.

Speaker: And... He like... concentrates really hard closing his eyes he's like Uh, you, Reginald, down there. And you see a, nada not an ex executor. or it's not an executor. oh oh sorry re's just the first thing If Exeggutor came out here, I'd have to tell Sky about this episode because this is an episode where Reginald would... where you'd have to be here there's a gap i down on the floor it's like ah e he Yeah, you you know my name.

Speaker: Alright. i I know everything she did. It's... complicated. um Okay now she really replaced that Garchomp Bob fast Can you please get these guys free?

Speaker: I... Don't know how. Reginald the Gabite is like, u Blake. Bye. I -I guess? Is - Does yeah, I guess I'm not gonna get in trouble for doing so am I?

Speaker: No, you you're you're fine. Please, just get them undone. The Gabite -like reaches over to the desk. And there is a... Like...

Speaker: a device like a small handheld device that he holds up to each of your guys' necks as your collars release.

Speaker: And... A Flareon is... You're right next to the Flareon, right, Walter?

Speaker: Walter's next to the player. Oh, yeah. We'll try to dab him up. Okay. So he looks up at you. He stands on his feet and he's like... I want you to do one thing for me.

Speaker: Can we have an agreement?

Speaker: Yeah, what you need. I want the orbs. But not for the same thing silver does

Speaker: oh boy What do you want them for? I don't know yet but these are the most powerful things in this world and I can't just let that go. um Please, just... I... make a um i don't wanna can i can i ask can i ask you to make a can we get can we give it to you after we use them for something for to bring someone back

Speaker: He he thinks for our goals and then gives she thinks on it for a minute. Very well. What do you need them for?

Speaker: Uh, well... What? Bruce is going to step up at this point. yeah Walter's just um emoting on where Silver what once was.

Speaker: Yeah. oh geez well so yeah we're just gonna walk up at this point and be like that well Bye. My father's been missing for...

Speaker: Okay. Eight years now? Bye. I thought he was dead, but... recently found out that he is just somewhere.

Speaker: in The f - Bye. trapped in the fabric of space -time itself Or something like that? out. I... I...

Speaker: I'll see what I can do. And... Do I... Have your word that I get the orbs when we're done. no No, scratch that. I will be the one to wield the orbs to bring your... You said your father?

Speaker: i yeah I will be the one to... Bring your father back, as long as I get the orbs. Are we agreed on that?

Speaker: Why exactly? I don't... i see silver wanted the orbs to Dude, this evil shit. she hurt us she I...

Speaker: Can we ask you not to do that big experiment where you make a new god? Can we shut that down? He like levels his gaze with you. I want you to burn this place to the ground.

Speaker: Waterfalls on a CD. e I've been wanting to do this. bru Bruce is feeling his heat come back after having the the stuff.

Speaker: the but The shackles taken off, whatever. No. but Before you guys go to demolish this place, please hear me out. I... I know. i I know the power these orbs have. I...

Speaker: I don't know if there's any other motive than just pure... read. But... I could have some serious power. Here, you take this as a sign of good faith. He like kicks the deck towards you guys.

Speaker: Charm. Will... We'll give this back of course and you already have the power basically And then... Can we... Make sure the black orb is...

Speaker: take with us just so and then we'll call you for you will it because Honestly? it may be better for you to wield it because you'll be used to the power by then of the power of the orb, so...

Speaker: it may be better it's better for you to use it anyway for the um saving his father. so We really have no use to no real reason even to not trust you. or and not call you.

Speaker: So can we take these to a secure facility? Get research them more And then we'll call it. Do you have a, do you have a phone? I don't i So... You see I...

Speaker: do Do you guys understand what this facility is?

Speaker: i What is it? Cloning lab? We don't have cloning technology. It's more primitive than that. He's like grinding his foot on the ground.

Speaker: This is... this It's a breeding facility. Oh. oh i i am I am getting some major 1940 vibes here. And you see...

Speaker: A lot of us around here are Eeveelutions. well I've never been outside this facility before. I've never even been off this island i guess is the better way to put it the most i've been up Yeah, I was going to say, you you brought us here to the facility. Well, I don't ever get to go outside except to do stuff like that. like i We're never allowed anywhere.

Speaker: Well... Now's your chance to see the world.

Speaker: I'm sorry. Do you have a bag? I'm i'm gonna puke. The Flareon leaps at you, Eli, and bears you in like a big hug, and he is just sobbing on your shoulders.

Speaker: Oh. Walter? He's picking up his belongings. and he said detonate charges everywhere. but I was like... One here. One here. The perfect cheese for the TNT. Yeah. I am seeing... four of my six remaining bottles.

Speaker: How quickly do you think you can evacuate this facility? I... Don't. I think we have... What? Wait. Eh? Do we have boats here? We pulled you guys off that cruise ship, but I don't...

Speaker: actually know if we have any boats to get off the island Um... um If only we had a jet ski. oh yeah but she we we can We can call...

Speaker: Bye! we We have GBAs in our bags. We can call people. So he closes his eyes he's really quick. We can't just badge them. And he thinks really hard. There's a couple boats on the other side of the island, um near the village.

Speaker: It's kind of hard. I have to concentrate when I use... Silver's memories. Mmm. oh and I more meant like this this like immediate facility, that this building, not really like evacuate the island. but get Get everyone out of this facility. It looks like Walter is planning. I want to say Walter is like salsa dancing while he's placing this up like. I wanted to blow you -

Speaker: it Silver up and this is my best Do. I want you. Yeah, it looks like the Walter there is, uh... Prep -preparing a uh...

Speaker: big boom as we might call it i mean it's We're the best. Where's the orb? ah he isn't that i he stands i was like hey hey but he's like yelling down the water before you start blowing this up where's the orb He's like...

Speaker: Is that the pedestal? Oh. He's like... scrambles down the stairs and grabs the orb. You guys are cool if I hold on to this, right?

Speaker: I mean... we would I mean, we're gonna call you anyway, so we can just take him to our facility. hi I really don't want to fight you guys over this, but this is the most powerful thing in this world in people's hands right now. it's It's also the thing that made Silver go insane.

Speaker: Do you remember how I worded that wish? I do not have Silver's morals. I don't want to rule this party. Well, i had of the here's the thing. We don't know if her morals were that bad before she got infected. But before she infused...

Speaker: yet. dip Can you... no but Will you promise to never merge yourself with the orb like Silver did? I've never seen Silver merge with the orb, but I've seen her eyes go like all black and...

Speaker: Horrible and scary. Why am I... why am i getting a green goblin like i feel like a green the green goblin mask is gonna be like Coward. Put me on. Yeah, that's kind of what I'm feeling is that this orb is bad news.

Speaker: Can we put it in an offshore place with none of us are holding onto it, but safe? Somewhere where it's on a neutral space where no one's holding it? Suits. I... If you're more comfortable holding the orb,

Speaker: Then I want the deck back. Sure. Here you go. Peace. so I'm done with that deck! he he picks up the deck and he's like he likes Because I'm pretty sure all the good uses are out of it.

Speaker: All but like two. But it's like way more bad ones. There's ten good things and ten bad things. You guys have barely even scratched the surface of that deck. Oh, really? um yeah he So he likes like begrudgingly hands the orb over to Bruce.

Speaker: Oh boy. I have a black orb in my bag now. I can - I got a Dragon Ball. I got a Dragon Ball. I got a rock.

Speaker: and you can I got an orb. I got an orb. I have a question.

Speaker: Do you know where Do you know where Bruce's mom and Walter's mom are? Ooh, it's his mom. Is... Oh, you're a Cyndaquil. Is that the Typhlosion?

Speaker: Oh! That's right, we completely forgot about your mom. Wow. I didn't even forget about that. I was so happy like... Doing right foot, left foot over Silver's grave. I completely just blew over that my mom and Bruce's mom were kidnapped.

Speaker: Yeah, bur Bruce was gonna... Ask about that after this uh... This is after all of these people are freed from this facility. Yeah, cannot guess oh that that would be the Typhlosion.

Speaker: So... Sorry. I had to get my... cat off my PC. Trying to sit on my cooling fans. So the... The Flareon concentrates for a little bit and it's like... Yeah, she's downstairs. She's in the...

Speaker: The lab down there. I think she's still working on the device. Oh, the device! Oh, shit. Um... Oh, what are we gonna do about that? see we have The technology isn't complete yet. the The device isn't ready. It's not usable if we won't find the white orb.

Speaker: Get out Boop boop. I think we've got a facility that we could finish. I'm sure Ms. Flameback has made copies of all she's made here.

Speaker: And she can just remake it at her... more um... What's the save? She is super rich. So I'm sure she probably... She built this in a crick cave.

Speaker: with a box of scraps! Okay, Iron Man. So I'm sure she built the cave. I'm sure she can make this in an actual lab. a Holy... Okay. millionaire lab.

Speaker: So... Did Silver... So he... He's like I - i'm I'm sorry, i I know where you guys live. Silver...

Speaker: looked into your guys' minds and captured Everything you guys knew, pretty much. At least the important details, anyway. I don't think she knows everything. but Oh no, she saw my dreams about me on a jet ski. From those snapshots, I'm able to to determine a few things about you.

Speaker: um you guys have like a uh you guys have like a hangout in a basement underneath some house somewhere

Speaker: Oh, okay. As long as you don't know where that is, that's fine. Uh, yeah. more I might be able to find out where it is, but I'm not gonna. try. Sorry. Yeah, it's a's appreciated its whole thing is designated around these orbs so We should be able to...

Speaker: improve whatever they're working on here. If anything, we can take all the important stuff and stuff in the bag and then just teleport them back home.

Speaker: You guys can... Hello, Corbeck. Home. Oh, yeah. well do We have guilt badges. Do you not know? Do you not know what guilts are? uh they've never been off this island of course they don't know what guilds are Guilds are...

Speaker: Well, we're our own guild, but guilds have a... um device? where let's say you're in danger like They're guilds that do jobs who... Clear dungeons, rogue Pokemon, or just help with...

Speaker: Help someone find something. And... These badges are made for is to return fast or if they're in danger and to leave the area. It kind of... It kind of like a spawn point Where you set a location then you'll always return there And do you have like a limited time to come back to the spot or?

Speaker: You have to travel all the way back manually. If you look through your memory, that's how we, um... That's how we escaped silver and during that whole court case thing, if you can look back on that memory. i Yeah, all of the things that Silver experienced, I can recall that really easily. Anything that she just skimmed from your guys' minds is a little bit hard for me to...

Speaker: conjure up because she but From what I can tell, what she did is... she quickly grabbed like snapshots of your mind trying to find the most important things so she just quickly sorted through things rather than like experiencing them so When it comes to stuff you guys know from Silver's perspective, it's a little fuzzy.

Speaker: So you guys have a little bit of privacy through that, but I mean... There's so much I don't know I'm pretty much a child

Speaker: Bye. I don't, I don't know. um You know who I think would be a nice person to help tutor you and like... help mentor you oh Like they they're a great person.

Speaker: And I'm sure they could tell you a bunch of experiences. And how, like... Bang? We have this great guy named Walter. Not Walter. Walter. We have this great guy named Walter. I meant Alfred. I meant Alfred.

Speaker: That was Uh... Yeah, um... that's That's true. Walter, I think is a great person to learn from. because he's a very positive man i think he's in water again he could Fuck me. No, you said no. Okay, okay. I was just imagining things. Sorry. Yeah, no. If you want advice...

Speaker: he can help you because he's been through some Bad things he's been through some wars At least he claims he has been. Of course. I don't remember the war. What? I thought he was military. ye Well...

Speaker: Kind of. He's been through some battle zones. He has he's been He has been tortured, I'm assuming. He is the cold -started man. He knows both. He knows... Shush.

Speaker: He knows both worlds. I think he'd be a great person for you and your friends to learn from Wow. or an acid vice problem. The thing I'm worried about is...

Speaker: You have the orb now. You guys have the blue orb as well. there I'm... I really do want these orbs. Like... i'm I'm sorry. I just met you guys. I don't...

Speaker: trust you guys enough to, you know... Not. Use those for your own purposes. Well, let's go ahead and look at mine. When have I broke a deal? Yeah. you are pretty feisty from what i've seen i i don't know it doesn't lead credibility to your trustworthiness when being honest a fighting type feisty wow Who would have thought?

Speaker: Bye. All right, look at it. Look at Evelyn. Hikaru's mine. I... Anyway, my my point is, at the end of this, I wanna have the orbs.

Speaker: I don't know what I'm gonna do with them yet. I still need to find my motive for that. I specifically made sure that I did not have Silver's mode when I took over her mine. Although...

Speaker: I did. apparently that wish had like a couple interesting side effects because i can do this and he like closes his eyes and you see like a coffee mug off the table start floating around Oh, okay. It's like oh good. So apparently... Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. So she's a psychic fire now?

Speaker: Uh, yes. So basically how I'm doing this... I guess so. is that James is a fire psychic type. Um... Because the way we're doing this... So...

Speaker: is that Jake's the one that died. This is Jesse. ye No. The Jolteon. was the one that died. The Flareon is James.

Speaker: Oh, I thought it was all the other way around. No. No. Theo. Yeah, so Floreon's like, I... I specifically wish to be silver in everything but motive and physicality, so...

Speaker: And more morals, yeah. So... I have everything she had. At least the good aspects.

Speaker: So... That's kind of cool I guess. But... What I'm getting at is at the end of this, I do want the orbs. Because I know that I can keep him safe.

Speaker: I don't know if it's self... Peace. egotistical or whatever but anyone seen the lantern series The Green Lantern series. This is reminding me of the Orange Lantern before. It's like, mine! i don't want I don't know why I want it, but I want it. So...

Speaker: Oh, no Green Lanterns fans here. No Orange Lanterns. I've never even heard of Orange Lantern. Yes. that The only place I've seen the orange lanterns is in Justice League.

Speaker: That's it If... If you're listening to this, go watch Green Lanterns. It's a great show. Yeah, I'll probably watch that after I finish watching the Batman.

Speaker: the old TV series. and yo speaking of batman i'm waiting for that new ah the part two for that bane movie.

Speaker: All right, back into it here. james It's like... I... Don't know if it's like... egotistical of me or what the right word for that would be but I... Only...

Speaker: Been around for a couple weeks I... Wait, how are you a flurry on Wow She forced evolutions you fast He closes his eyes. How did you? evolved he closes his eyes really quick and he's like Two rooms down.

Speaker: Through those doors there is the storage room where they keep all of the evolution stones. I think one of the reasons Silver chose you the eeveelutions wasn't because like she said it's the fucking evolution pokemon or whatever but It's...

Speaker: Because... she can force all of them to evolve as soon as she's got a good Eevee on hand. Which makes research speed up really fast. Oh, no The good Eevee has good Eevees.

Speaker: explain That okay. wait That's why she vaults so fast. She waited for Eevee to have a good Eevee. Yeah. to her Well, no, that's... literally Wait, so so you've been...

Speaker: so So you've been... Mm. You're very young then. Guess so. I've got like the mind of... What I think is an adult? I don't really feel like it. I'm not too sure of myself, but like I've...

Speaker: I don't have the experience that... someone my size should have. I just... So... You need to talk to a someone to tutor you.

Speaker: Yeah. All right. I don't know. Alfred would be great. Yeah, what if we take you to meet... My butler. Alfred.

Speaker: Could be fun. That could be fun.

Speaker: And then we can all get off of this island. Together. quickly instead of having to wait for the boats with everyone else.

Speaker: yeah I feel like... the conversation's going on walter's like slowly rolling out the fuse is like du to dooo do yeah It might be time to get everyone out of this building. Yeah.

Speaker: Well, it's on my mind, though. Can we go downstairs and, uh, yeah. Let's not waste time. Wait, get here we go can we get a Thunderstone for Hikaru? You read my mind. Oops.

Speaker: Ummm... You don't have to use it now. But...

Speaker: I mean, okay, just just wrap it in like wrap it in paper or something. Wrap it in something good. Just have Bruce hold it. out out of Yeah, we can hold it. Yeah, out of character, I'm... going to say this now your characters don't have to know this but i no point am i ever going to force you to evolve so you're not going to accidentally evolve at any point during this you guys can role play do fire do firestones work on cinder quills I don't think so. They're not supposed to.

Speaker: I don't think so. It's supposed to be a level up evolution. I just want that to be said. i darn don't wait If only there was a friendship stone. A friendship stone? Excuse me.

Speaker: it's just a heart stone really it's just a stone that's a heart yeah but it's not a real heart It's just a rock. ah so It's a broken heart. It's a broken heart. Oh no.

Speaker: so we think it's ah we finally get that friendship part it touches walter and it breaks That's what I was going to say. Every time Walter gets his hand on a heart stone, it just breaks in half.

Speaker: Uh... yeah why don't we loot this place real quick before we blow it up he says watching walter oh yeah TNT out. You guys go find... mu Go find all the stones we can sell and we're low on money after the gambling.

Speaker: yes yes let's bring let we should bring them back to the um place. yeah put them in colt put them in storage walter is like he has the fuse is ready he's like all right looting time Yeah. Don't don't worry, I can light that when we're when we're ready to leave.

Speaker: Walter's going to look for the... um See if there's any other... tea If there's a room that... Sylvia may have gotten from terrorist town like my Did she ever visit terrorist terrorist Avenue? Oh good TNT Uh, ooh. Go ahead and roll me...

Speaker: I'm gonna roll a d20 home instead. Luck check. I got a 15. Okay, so you guys... are going into the storage area which i described as two uh rooms down you guys are following flair and he leads you into a room that is chock full of boxes of fire stones thunder stones every evolution stone you guys can think of that is tied to an evolution

Speaker: How many actually is there? Because I know how pretty many are there fine because i know there's... Yeah. um Oh yeah, can Deathstones work for an Umbreon? I don't think so so. I was just thinking that as well. I was like, actually, how does an Umbreon work?

Speaker: And moon. cause i'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure, yeah, it has to be a moon. They only involve a full million, you know? Well, during the night. or night time friendship at night oh yeah if it was full moon at night time that would be so much more rare but uh yeah uh we'll just say there's for the convenience of things there's moonstones and sunstones in there Because I don't...

Speaker: I actually have a caveat for why there's Umbreon's and Espeon's if they're using a Volition Stone, so it's whatever. so Yeah, Silver found some way to genetically modify these EVs that were being... Sure, sure, yeah.

Speaker: evolve with stones into espionage so you guys see Um... You guys see ah stones of all sorts. that are tied to the evolutions.

Speaker: And. You also... in the corner See ya. a... Uh... Just... A random bundle of TNT? and you see oh how convenient one but you see there's a wick that is leading into the wall.

Speaker: Um... Walter's gonna disconnect the line. Okay. That's a good idea. He's going to take the bundle, so that's plus one bundle. Right? Yep, that's fine.

Speaker: Um... Can I... punch a hole through the wall and see where it leads. Yeah. Like, is this is it a um Is that it it? Does it lead into a...

Speaker: I don't know what you say, like a passageway? So you... punch did she did she have this rig to blow you punch through the wall and you see the wick leading up to the top corner of the room where there's another bundle of tnt in the wall.

Speaker: Ooh, piece of candy. She already had it rigged to blow before we rigged it to blow. I'll take that. Um. Any more? Uh...

Speaker: It depends on how long you want to spend searching because this place is rigged to blow and based on the frequency of TNT you have seen so far, there is probably thousands of bundles of TNT throughout the entire facility.

Speaker: You know... as I will keep going as long as they're looting. Okay. Uh... sure so let's just come back to the others and i'll give you a number when they're done Okay. So do you want to just... Grab as many stones as we can Ikaru or...

Speaker: What? Bye.

Speaker: I'll grab a Thunderstone for you, so you don't have to touch it. okay We're going to flood the market, please. and They're gonna become so cute. I'll take, uh...

Speaker: Yeah, i'll take I'll take everything but the Thunderstones. Just remember... oh Do you have enough room in your bag? These are going to take up room in your bag. And I'm going to say you can carry up to...

Speaker: 10 of each in your slot. I feel like that's reasonable for a backpack. I was just going to grab 5. I was going to grab either 3 or 5. 99. I think you should be like... I i would say $5 ,000. No, $9 ,999.

Speaker: Yeah, I would say five per slot. Ten per slot's a lot. No, yeah, I'm doing that to give you guys a source of money because you guys don't actually really have a passive source of money, so just go for it.

Speaker: Okay. Got it. So, yeah. So, I will grab... The thunder. and yeah there shouldn't be any shiny stones here i guess not i guess i'll get the fire thunders Water stones.

Speaker: Don't don't expect me to remember fan maybe Maybe it is better we... don't just get out of the building maybe we do get off the island because we don't know how far this leads If she rigged the whole island to blow.

Speaker: That's true.

Speaker: Knowing silver the whole island they go up Also, is this the island we were supposed to head to? Yes, this is ah the island you were supposed to head to. You guys are not in Shivertree City. The base was never inside of Shivertree City, but it is located on the other side of the mountain.

Speaker: Uh... You guys... Okay, let's hope she does it she didn't rig the whole island below. Otherwise, that whole city is down. mm -hmm Yeah, we'll see. Oh, shoot. What were we supposed to do in the city in the first place? This place? Yeah, you guys don't know the geography of this island, so...

Speaker: Just saying. Yeah. it's Question. This is for the TNT thing. Instead of trying to collect as many, can I try to find where it... they all leave to start with. to find where, what. it was start Uh, I mean, yeah. with the time you have you're just following it back and there's like a bundle of tnt every 10 feet so Oh, jeez. She was really wanted to blow this place to Damn.

Speaker: Okay. Um... like I am going to... Bruce, do you wanna - consolidate Art items. like i have let's say i have a tiny reviver seed do you have like do you have i will say if you guys want to do this outside of the show that is going to take a while so If you guys want to add items to your bag, I am assuming you guys are filling your bags full. we can do an update on that later so we're not taking so much recording time

Speaker: right i just want to like i just want to like maximize the number of slots that i have How about Evelynn does the bottom four? Um,

Speaker: How about it um Bruce does the bottom four? Now, Bruce help takes the top four. You take the bottom four. stones that you that you've listed. yeah there's a For they put a list of the stones in the... ah Oh yeah.

Speaker: Yeah, that's true. Sunstone up is Bruce. Moonstone down is Hikaru. Yeah. Do you have enough spots on your bag for that?

Speaker: He term? I have, yeah. Yeah I do. Oh, then yeah, we don't need to worry about that then. Yeah.

Speaker: All right. Sounds good. Okay. And then 10 of each. So the flare -in's like, uh... Alright, so... You got... Uh, you know what? Actually, hold on. Give me one second.

Speaker: Um, let me go - Did you hear whistling? Did they just hear whistling? Because Walter's like - down deep into that tunnel he went to to find all the TNT. So Walter's just gone. they saw me punch a hole in the wall and just keep walking actually you know i would have james fixate on that so he sees you digging into the wall and he's like looking up and watching you climb through the walls he's like Uh... Hey!

Speaker: Uh, I think we're about to leave. are you What are you doing?

Speaker: She had this place ready to go before we got here. She was gonna blow everyone up. Yeah Wouldn't put it past her. And Walter, I will say you have...

Speaker: 20 bundles of TNT. Extra. another 20. all right i'm up to 24 now yeah Hold that. had you not used all of them you know what i don't need can i go get the other three back i don't need it yeah it's it's fine this whole place is rigged to blow i'm back to 27. it's fine it doesn't make that much of a difference as yes all right um

Speaker: Are we like... evacuating all the pokemon too james i'm assuming so uh it's like i uh I believe they should be vacuuming. I don't know. um how long it's gonna take for everyone to get out i can go check the uh the cages and see if Everyone's out.

Speaker: because i think that's where the we should do that and then we should we should lock up We should lock up that. Oh yeah, we need to get your mom and everything. yeah We need to get your mom. I don't know what like i was i almost forgot about her.

Speaker: I did not forget about my mother. Uh... I would say, oh yeah, my mom too. What am I, chopped liver? So.

Speaker: Oh, hey, Walter does care about his mom. Not really. I was about to say, you know what? You guys go get them. I'll keep you in TNT. I'll be diff - Oh, good lord. If you want to, you can. and I'm not going to stop you at this point. No! You know have enough TNT, I don't really care how much you have.

Speaker: You... Oh buddy, you should care. i've stopped there's some of these shit Well, I will say you have been responsible enough with the TNT and not abusing it to the point where I'm fine with you having it.

Speaker: The way you've been using it, I'm totally fine with you having that much TNT

Speaker: Alter we will try to collect every TNT on the way down. yeah Don't make me regret it. I'm going to have your bag detonated.

Speaker: It's like, I can still i can make that Flareon pull those cards. Uh -huh, yeah. Okay, so, ah Walter, are you getting more TNT or no? He will pick up all the TNTECs on the way down there. that that is Okay, I'll give you a number when all is said and done. But you can flavor it if you want. So you guys had... downstairs down some stairs and after going down some corridors lit by incandescent bulbs Oh...

Speaker: You've reached a locked door. and you see the same gabite before trying to like banging on the door like Aye. I - We're evacuating.

Speaker: do Do you have a way out of there? I don't have the keys. Stand by. I got this bru Bruce was gonna... Like...

Speaker: Flame wheel that door. no no no no no This is between me and the door. Yeah, this is Walter's specialty. What are you talking about? It's a metal door. You're gonna stop him from knocking down this metal door?

Speaker: yeah I guess. All right. Walter is gonna use absolute mover? with the ice punch and fire punch and just Up. try to obliterate this door. Okay, so you know...

Speaker: Did you guys know that the fastest man -made object was the manhole cover during the... ah Yes. the Yes, I do. that Oh, crap. Chernobyl. During the nuclear test, yeah right? No, it was during Chernobyl.

Speaker: Thank you. Oh. Oh, yeah. Duh. This is related, I swear. So... In the Chernobyl nuclear power plant explosion, there was a large, like...

Speaker: I might get a couple of these facts wrong, but the is the gist is the same. There was like a big manhole in the middleter the middle that covered... all of the like nuclear rods or whatever and when it exploded That manhole cover flew so fast upwards it became the fastest man -made object.

Speaker: ever. And... You size up this door. and absolute mover through it. Um... It just... E - It just doesn't exist. Like, just one second it's there.

Speaker: the next second there's a door shaped hole creating a corridor through the wall into the mountain.

Speaker: Hopefully it didn't light any of the TNG on the way. Yeah.

Speaker: what What did you say?

Speaker: Nice. Oh no, what did Jake say? I said, oh um... No, Bruce was saying I hope we didn't light any TNT on the way. Oh, yeah. And Walter, you were the first one to see it. Miss Flamback.

Speaker: It's only been a few days at most. But she looks haggard and starved and skinny.

Speaker: I will run up to her and... ah Give her my pierogies. She sees his foot. Oh my god, Bruce, you're okay. What are you doing here?

Speaker: We're getting you out of here before we blow this place up. Oops. What? so Did you come for the silver? Is it all over? Technically that Flareon did, but yeah, Silver kind of played herself with the deck of cards we have. Oh, okay. Okay, I'll take the word for it.

Speaker: Oh my god, I'm so happy to see you finally. She like wraps you in a big hug Yeah. You look like you need food. yes please she like takes the pierogies from you and just like greedily stuffs them in her mouth Yeah, I gave her the two that I just received on the way to Mist City.

Speaker: Not the older ones. It's just to make mine seem like... Wow, you... Your defeat is over. You're our hero! He's like, no. It's just under new new management.

Speaker: So what's what's going on? Like, like... I don't understand.

Speaker: We're getting everyone out of here. And then... Apparently there's TNT rigged all through this complex. So, we're gonna blow it all up. Yeah, I know. dave They've told me they've used it as threats against me, actually. but Wait, hold on, one second. Where is my mom at? Rush, why do you think your mom isn't here?

Speaker: She's missing too. okay well i never said she thought she got taken with you as leverage okay well i mean you can think that uh miss flameback rushes back into the room and grabs a white strange looking handheld device with multiple antennas coming off of it.

Speaker: Let's take this with us. This is the device they were having me produce. It's... Not finished in... i might be able to do something with it but if we're getting out of here this might be useful Yeah.

Speaker: Do you have any blueprints that... you were that might be useful as well? She looks around and grabs a couple of documents that seem somewhat important.

Speaker: Good call. let's Do you still have the badges?

Speaker: Of course. ah Can we just get out of here then? Well, first we got to... get out of the building so we can actually like rig it for the uh explosion here And then we can get out of here.

Speaker: Alright, uh... Lead the way I guess we also need to find a place for like a hot a thousand plus TV's We'll need to find something to do it. We'll i'll have to ask the city that's new here.

Speaker: Heh. I mean... tip to There. Don't worry, I can take care of that. When we... get back i'll have a few boats sent out here Apparently there are some boats on the other side of the island already.

Speaker: Are they all able to get out? Do you think that all of them will be able to... I, I... I'm not sure. Okay. I wonder what happened with all the other people that were on the cruise. Peace. Did they all get drunk too?

Speaker: So the thing is, I do have an explanation for that. Silver never got to that. Aww. No. Or were they all bot? Were they all just actors? Uh, we'll see if it gets explained. It might become... That would be crazy if she... She bought a whole...

Speaker: thing just to trap us but i will if she just said that i would have gave her her props because that was way more inventing than what anyone's done to us so i will say there is an explanation for that and i did hint at it but you guys haven't really picked up on it.

Speaker: I'll talk about it after the episode. um but uh Yeah, so Miss Flameback is, like, holding Bruce's hand. She's like, just... Lead the way. let's Let's get out of here.

Speaker: Yeah. Yep. Okay. uh so he's gonna call Walter we're uh we're moving out here Wait is he in the walls? Or no, he's just picking stuff up on the way. He's in the walls. He's in the gosh darn walls. and my god there your books

Speaker: so i'm gonna say you found three bundles of tnt on your way here not many because most of them are stashed in the wall the only ones you found are things that are like near large uh scientific devices or stuff like that. I am at a clean 30.

Speaker: Yeah. Perfect. i mean we might want to drop one off at the entrance to start off the chain reaction if we don't have The end of time. Fuse.

Speaker: Easily accessible. Alright. If there's no fuse, if there's no starting TNT, we'll use one. Yeah. We'll see if we find one near the entrance. okay We'll just put it in the elevator and just have it go down.

Speaker: Okay, so where are you guys headed? Out. Okay. Alright, so you guys are... teleporting out what are you guys doing Well...

Speaker: Actually, we should ask this... ah this uh flareon here if He knows anything about a Lucario. Um... So... oh James is like, uh, Alucard? Um...

Speaker: Give me a second. he like closes his eyes again and thinks for a minute or so she's a big rock star she's my mother no there's no one here like that unfortunately we had a couple of videos

Speaker: No, no. Oh, I just had a theory. Eli. Wait. If this is true... Did she get kidnapped by my stepdad? Is he alive? oh It could be.

Speaker: da what Did we call it? but okay no fitness not I got another question for that for James here. How how about a Megalucario Z and a Lycanroc? know anything about them. Give me a minute. Give me a minute Oh.

Speaker: Oh no. it Um... I'm sorry. they're They're dead. What? what What at some point silver had So...

Speaker: Silver was not expecting anyone to get on the boat with you guys and apparently she had ordered. to fish the Vaporeon vapori onto Let's throw them overboard

Speaker: overboard, like... Oh boy.

Speaker: Do you guys know what happened on the boat? Because it seems like you guys were drugged for most of it based on what I can hear. based on the reports that super was told pretty much This all depends if they were drunk too, but...

Speaker: I'm fully confident. That a Mega Lucario can su - Carry the Lycanroc and swim. Outback.

Speaker: Or swim somewhere to safety. if they As long as they weren't drugged, I'm fully confident they'll live.

Speaker: So... Do you know if they're drugged? I... Don't know. It depends on if they ate something. it seems So so from what i from what I can gather... You guys.

Speaker: Got on the boat. And all of the waiters were under Silver's command along with the captain. And the waiters were instructed to specifically feed you guys.

Speaker: uh drug food and no one else Okay. so So they might be okay then. Plus they were in the poor corner, so they probably have servers. They were in the poor place. But the servers...

Speaker: reported back to Silver, or I guess back to the Captain. that you had accomplices on board so when they drugged you guys they tossed the extras overboard and they locked you in uh they locked you up in your guys's room for four days while they transported everyone up to Ventus City.

Speaker: And then after Ventus City, they... came here. Oh. jeez the only thing they did was feed you guys water that's Purple, I'm sorry.

Speaker: Jeez. Yeah. there is Are you sure that there's no chance that they made it that they swam to safety? I don't know. All I know is apparently the fish threw them off board after tying them up.

Speaker: So they must have gotten into some sort of scuffle, but that's all that was in Silver's report. I have a question for you. oh Jeremy's a rock type that's gonna do you know about how um Why were the um...

Speaker: Fish and the other machopes on there also like... Followings um silver like how you were like the only like she had a choice or did they get joy did they get joy out of? following the only people they actually worship her on board was the fish and that and uh all the servers. It seems like they were mainly Machokes.

Speaker: and That's what I mean, like... Um... Did they follow her out of fear and like no choice or did they actually worship her? i Don't know. The only thing I have to go off of is their - reports they made.

Speaker: I don't character because Fish might need to die. I don't know. If she killed yeah if she killed Jeremy Maynard. sheni The bitch need to die. Well, that's for you. Yeah, I... I pity that Vaporeon when Walter finds her again.

Speaker: can You take away Walter's... You take away Walter's first good dad? Yeah, considering Walter was finally starting to warm up to Jeremy.

Speaker: and jamie just And I was slowly going to warm up to Veronica out of Jeremy. Oh bitch is dead. Oh yeah. She's out there somewhere. I don't give a fuck about...

Speaker: I don't give a fuck about our deal with this. Flareon, even if she says no, she dead. So... Can we get out of here now and have this discussion somewhere where - Not. Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah.

Speaker: we mean Are we sure no one else is locked up here? I... It seems like everyone's out, I i believe. Uh, you, uh... original is That's it, yeah, Reginald.

Speaker: do you know If anyone else is here... I don't... I think so. the last one i came to get was miss flame back here because i haven't uh i don't have the keys for her so And no one else seemed to, so she was the last one.

Speaker: okay so i I guess Sylvia probably kept in there herself. I don't. That actually made it where there's no keys and only she can open it. I don't know. I've never seen her out of her cell.

Speaker: Miss Flameback. Pipes up. I... Never been outside of that cell since I've been here, so I... I don't know. Man.

Speaker: and you made fishy likes and you said that fish looked like sad to do this to us Oh, she dead. Oh, she... wo Heh. Oh! i hope you feel sorry because you're being live you you You're going to feel sorry. like i will hunt you down like i hunted down that That stupid pink, um, ferret.

Speaker: Like, you're dead. I was gonna say, remember when your rival was a little furret who just did a little tiny thing? Oh. Yeah. You see how Walter gets petty if he can't find his bounty.

Speaker: Oh, you kill his his stepdad that he actually likes? Oh, you fucking - Yeah. Oh, I know why I'm using this third in TNT, and I will raze your house. I love walkers.

Speaker: Oh boy. Hikaru's a little sad. Because she didn't really get to talk to sh - She didn't get to talk to me. No, not even Jamie. They killed the guy that Walter was training to be!

Speaker: To have muscles and be a fighting type. because it was a may or may not and the walter was hyping him up To be a big old strong fighting type. So he killed his apprentice. and his stepdad.

Speaker: okay yeah yeah i sure hope we find those two before walter finds that before And they better be okay. Ooh! Ooh!

Speaker: Anyway, yeah, let's get out of here. oh alright yeah Time to get out of here. Time to blow this place. Time to get back home. Okay. so ah How exactly are you guys setting this off?

Speaker: go Go ahead and just roleplay everything for me and then just zip out of here. I will say, um it's... it's like an elevator going up and down right how we go up there and go down All right, I will. We get off the elevator.

Speaker: I will press the button for the elevator. To go down and just chuck a TNT and then light it. and have it in there is let it go down as you run out. okay so you guys have about like 10 seconds before that goes off you guys are badging out Yeah.

Speaker: uh yeah yeah we're making our well but for before I assume I wait for everyone to get a safe distance before I do it. I assume I'm the only one like and likely in danger when I do this. okay so ah You see Bruce and Miss Flameback zip out.

Speaker: and then there's shikaro and Uh, James? they zip out of existence and it's and then 10 000 evs yep and then the uh it's just walter right yes that's everyone that was there Yeah, okay so He tosses TNT into the elevator.

Speaker: Hit the down button. and Going and down. Book it.

Speaker: So you... Zip out of existence, teleport back to the base. And we see the camera like... Hannah. to a panoramic shot over the island.

Speaker: And... It's up. Pretty small island. It's a snow -covered island with a single mountain in the middle. uh tall mountain there's a snowy little town of of Shivertree City.

Speaker: on one side And... Hidden on the other side of the mountain was the base. A few seconds pass and you see...

Speaker: Just starts. of explosions. ringing out. And there's... suddenly The whole mountain is falling apart. as there's Explosions. Rocketing out of the mountain.

Speaker: Fire everywhere. And... The whole base is just completely destroyed. the The entire mountain is pretty much leveled with the amount of TNT there is.

Speaker: An avalanche starts going down what is left of the mountain, rushing towards Chivertree City. And... Oh. a Well it's better than I expected it to be at least.

Speaker: Trees and stuff get toppled over as snow fall. Just barrels down 100 miles an hour towards this town, taking out houses. and The church and all of everything. If you build by a giant, a giant, um,

Speaker: Mountain, you should be ready for avalanches. Shivertree City is no more. On the other side of the island where the avalanche didn't happen, you see a large crowd of Eevees and Eeveelutions.

Speaker: Attempting to get into two small dinghies. trying to escape.

Speaker: Yeah. Well, at least we are sending more boats. So. Hmm. and it's better honestly better than i expected because i half expected the entire island to just not be there anymore at the end ofison backro so do we count this on our counter of nuking a city or just destroying it so i think we need to start a new bounty you guys are a new bingo board you guys had your felony bingo board i think you guys need a war crime bingo board

Speaker: Oh no. We should have had that our first. We just leveled a whole village. A whole. Hey, city we didn't know how strong it would have been. Exactly. We didn't know how much TNT there was. Why didn't Orc Guard Flareon stop it?

Speaker: Okay. And why? And why aren't they prepared for an avalanche? They're right beside... It's a mountain in that if one year giant yell can cause an avalanche.

Speaker: Yeah. that That town definitely should have been prepared for avalanches. Also, there's so many Pokemon in the world that could stop an avalanche and they didn't do anything in this man. Also, I want to point out before I know some one of you guys mentioned before that when this exploded the shiver tree city was in danger I just want to point out I had that thought before one of you guys pointed it out and I was planning this.

Speaker: pretty much the entire time. Okay. So... Well, you know, the good thing is, no one in Chivalry... No one in Silvertree City knew us, so they can't blame us. Silvertree City? You know, I actually kind of like that. Silvertree City.

Speaker: Oh, no. Shiver Tree City. And there we go. We all made it home. Walter's like, ooh, uh -oh.

Speaker: Well, we don't see that. We also don't know that happened. because we You guys have no idea. I just thought that was a really fun thing to throw in there. Yeah. All right, Walter's like, i' going man. Oh, that was great! blowing up a mountain and what can be better? Well, no repercussions.

Speaker: Yeah, see I expected one of two things to happen there either the entire island is gone Bye. The elevator was just far enough away from any of the other TNT things that The TNT would just blow up the elevator and not set off the chain reaction. No, I'm not gonna be that lame. That would - Listen if that would happen I would have Walter just absolute move dig a tunnel down there I've been making a small...

Speaker: I know I couldn't do it, but I'd slowly just punch my tunnel down there I just keep using all my moves to keep punching a tunnel. Okay, I'm gonna wait till the Patreon bonus section to... uh talk about it but i just want to say i had a whole prison arc planned for you guys And now that's not happening.

Speaker: Listen, you endangered Alfred. So we had to get this shit done though Heh heh. Bye. I think it's... You brought the gnat one. The Nat 1s had me wanting to get some. I've been planning this. For like a year.

Speaker: It has been a long time coming. Yay. So did you give us... Boop. The deck of many things. Expressly so that Silver can steal it later. We'll talk about it after the show. We gotta give Patreon listeners something to listen to. Should we call here though? Uh, yes. I was trying to cap it off. So...

Speaker: Uh... thus begins a new chapter of this show and i have to create a new ending for the show because everything fucking changed and my final boss is dead so um Yo, we've... Hey!

Speaker: We beat our first final boss. I think we needed some XP for that. What do you guys think? Oh, God. If you remind me next time, I'll get... a Milestone level up! guys Yeah. Remind me next time. Hey, technically, i Walter also... Killed. I've defeated a bunch of Pokemon. Yeah, don't worry. do worry i'll ah I'll get you guys some stuff. But I don't have enough time for that now. ah With that...

Speaker: I have been Dakota, your PM, your DM, your GM.

Speaker: I've been Evelyn playing Hikaru. I've been Eli playing Bruce. i've i've been I'm Jake, playing the war criminal of Alter. And...

Speaker: Thank you guys so much for listening. We will see you guys in the next one.

Speaker: hey guys welcome to the end section before we get into the credits and stuff i do want to say that because of the events of this episode we are going to take a short break From maveline episodes just for one episode uh because oh my god it's a week later oh that i'm editing this and i still don't have

Speaker: like the rest of the campaign fleshed out like I legitimately don't actually know what what's gonna happen from here on out so uh this I I need to take some time to

Speaker: kind of fix the campaign after the after this one so next episode is going to be our halloween special episode spooky i think it actually might be coming out on halloween too just kind of fun i don't know but stay tuned for that uh after the halloween episode as long as scheduling and everything goes as planned then we should be back to our normal schedule

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Speaker: As for our music for this episode, we have Mount Pyre Exterior, Toad Town. do for a town wigglytuff guild At the end of the day, Crystal Cave. Kupa Village.

Speaker: apple woods Dark Matter Reborn It's a bitter cold. First battle. fight with Yveltal and others. First Dark Matter battle. Those Who Fight Remix by GlitchxCity Time Gear Time Gear Remix on the beach at dusk.

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