Arc 4 - Episode 5 - The Fairest Court Battle Ever

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Speaker: yeah oh we should do a sound check uh test test i'm good eat like yes Testing. Hello. Jake. We got everyone whoa huge Alright, everyone's great.

Speaker: yeah That's good, because I forgot to... I forgot to get ask Evelyn to mix her mic and set correctly. Sorry, what? why Oh, I forgot to ask you the... to make sure your mic was set for Zencastr since you're using a new mic.

Speaker: But you're good. Can you just like lower my volume at all? Uh, no, because i'll just balance it and and Normalize everything, okay. Yeah. um I don't have a mouse. I don't have my editing.

Speaker: Jake I'm going to strangle you. I don't have my mouse, I don't have any of my editing files, but what little I can do in Audacity is I can level the audio since that's like two button clicks to normalize audio.

Speaker: What?

Speaker: A scary movie sticks to my head. Oh, I need to see that. Oh, I've been wanting to see that. I forgot it. I forgot i' need to go to theaters and see that. It's not on any streaming platforms, is it? Dude, they... It is just a roast fast on people.

Speaker: That's right. I've seen that. Oh, what? It's not good?

Speaker: What, was it not good? Come on. I'm actually going to refill my water real quick. Okay. Okay. Oh great. I still haven't seen Scary Movie 5. Me and Jacob were watching... It had a lot of callbacks to the other scary movies.

Speaker: And other parodies that happen. Oh, I'm not surprised. I mean... The whole reason they made that was pretty much for fan service, so.

Speaker: Okay. uh right so before we get started here uh and while Eli's gone for a second I am going to uh say this right now the reason you didn't hear any intro music or anything is if you are not in the discord And you didn't read the announcement I posted.

Speaker: at the time of this upload a couple days ago. Uh... My PC has completely died. And I actually have an update on that. as of like an hour or two ago.

Speaker: Actually at this point like three hours ago, uh, so My PC decided to go to heaven. because Oh, wow.

Speaker: We were trying to get my PC set up on my TV and my Fuck it. uh, computer was lagging really bad so we ended up diagnosing he shot it and we found out that the Dead. I diagnosed it with my gun. He sopranoed it.

Speaker: ah so so we were taking a look at it the cpu cooling fan wasn't working and it turns out after taking it in for diagnosis at microcenter the water pump had died So...

Speaker: Uh... I'm trying to get in a water pump for it. I heard back from Micro Center today. ah And they said... Sorry, your warranty is does not cover any repairs or anything, so I'm looking great. Turns out Micro Center sells warranties But not for them. They sell cyber power PCs warrantied because it's a PC a lot.

Speaker: That's the whole thing. It's a core. Well, I brought it back to the place I bought it from this because I bought a one -year warranty from them, but it looks it turns out this They sold me a warranty on CyberPowerPC's, uh...

Speaker: on their behalf, rather than selling it themselves. So they won't do a repair because it's considered a third -party repair. So now... I gotta to call CyberPowerPC tomorrow. and i have to get them to send me a water cooler and then i'm gonna see if micro center will repair it if i have the parts because i have a premium membership with uh micro center which means they'll do repairs and ship for me for free

Speaker: So you know that was legal just um on behalf of someone to sell it on behalf of someone I don't fucking know. But this is what they told me. You know what this sounds like? Sounds like a conspiracy.

Speaker: Like someone, so like another company. Well, so the reason I'm stating all of this is because in my announcement, they gave me a three to four week estimated time of repair.

Speaker: Well... now that they decided we're not repairing your pc because it's not under our or warranty it's under the warranty we sold you which is not our warranty The repairs could take longer than this three to four weeks. So the audio you're hearing right now is raw audio. that I...

Speaker: That ah is not going to have any intro music or background music or anything. So... For the time being, this is how these episodes are going to be recorded because I literally have no other way to upload these.

Speaker: So... i don't have a mouse i have i'm recording on my tablet with a wireless keyboard and that's it i really don't have a way to edit any episodes so so that way we're not on uh three months back, Log. I'm still gonna - upload these episodes.

Speaker: and hopefully this will suffice for the time being. Until I get my PC back. So... And then you'll be re -uploading the episodes. With.

Speaker: once they're edited. Right. eat Yeah, after I get my PC back, that is. Which, I don't know how - Oh my god, I'm not looking forward to that, because I'm gonna have, like, three episodes to - up to edit like three or four episodes to edit and it's just gonna be a nightmare because all right each episode takes so long to edit and i have so little time in the day

Speaker: So don't expect me to upload or edit every single one of them as soon as I get my PC back, because I already don't have as much time as it is. So, with that being said, that is why you're hearing this in raw audio format.

Speaker: I don't. have another option like this is my only other computer so Uh, episodes are still gonna come out at the normal time. uh they're just coming on a slightly different format for the time being Alright. So with that, are you guys ready to start?

Speaker: Yeah, buddy. I want to make a joke. i say I know you can't cut it out now. Haha. ah But also, with this being said, this may or may not be a shorter episode because we are starting two hours late. Evelyn, do you wanna say why or do you just wanna leave that out? Cause I can't cut it out.

Speaker: Because, okay. So... Here we go. um I am at my friend's house. in, well, let's just say another city. Um...

Speaker: And... He told me. Um... He told me before he left the house. Like... Hey if you - Hey, we don't have any spare keys.

Speaker: so i'm just going to give you the bottom i'm going to give you the key for the top lock and then he took the bottom and he said no matter what you do don't lock the bottom And...

Speaker: When I left the apartment The bottom locked on its own. Nice. So I was stuck outside. Quote on quote. On its own. Quote on quote.

Speaker: Yeah, so i was I was stuck outside. for like i just went out to like 7 -eleven to get some food And I thought I'd be back in like 10 minutes so I could get to this frickin'...

Speaker: session on time. But... Instead,

Speaker: Instead I got stuck outside for the next two hours. Yeah, it's we were supposed to record at 7 central. It is now right on the dot 9pm. So we've just been sitting in call chatting for two hours. I want to point out, he's lying. It's only 59. It's not on the dot. Zero, zero.

Speaker: Oh shut up. So... Alright, uh, with that, uh... actually since we're not since this is all staying in do you guys just want to do the announcement now before we actually start the episode.

Speaker: Yeah! Uh... The bacon on snack. The one that's actually technically been out for like a month now. I actually don't know when it was uploaded.

Speaker: We passed the 10 ,000 listener mark. oh That's not enough Oh my God. That's not the announcement I was going for. Oh, bad we we have two announcements.

Speaker: We have two announcements, but we'll get to them later. Please, Mr. Kota, please tell us what that announcement is. Please. Why don't you, sir? Speak us in German. Would you shut up? I'm still not German. No matter how many times you say it. I... That's what we were talking about earlier. ah But yes, we hit 10 ,000 views so far. and Like, that's just such a...

Speaker: Like, I do just want to... What color do you crack an app? I just want to say a few things because it's just so mind -blowing actually As of this recording, we're actually at 11 .8 thousand which uh we missed the 10k mark by like a month so because i don't keep track of the numbers But...

Speaker: Oh, I'm so glad it doesn't get picked up You and your cell phone. It's funny. this That was the one month I did not ask for an update. Yeah. Yeah, I haven't looked at the Zen caster like and yeah with us an update we they was like an eight K and then I didn't think we'd jump that fast

Speaker: yeah well i haven't yeah i haven't done an analytics update in so long but it's so like crazy to see this many people listening to our show because god i remember when i first came up with the idea for this show like i was just at work listening to not a scratch i was like oh my god, I can do something with this. And I remember it had something to do with the train bombing of Not A Scratch, which never really became much of a thing in this show, unfortunately. But... that was like what i based it off of and i never realized i could do so much more and we started the show i did the uh like the uh

Speaker: The applications and stuff and these guys showed up And Sean and Mike over there, too. Um... and like Just... what we have managed to do and like the fact that people keep coming back for more is just so Like, it's very heartwarming if I'm being honest. like I...

Speaker: It's just me and my friends and you guys just hanging out playing D &D. is Like... It's gotten such traction that I just... very happy about it so Thank you guys for listening.

Speaker: ah it It really does mean a lot. but uh With that being said, we do have another announcement. Uh... Evelyn, do you want to take this one?

Speaker: There's only one other announcement. I coded us a website. We have a website! Yeah! Woo! If you don't know.

Speaker: So on the website Um... you can find. All sorts of things about the podcast, were like... Uh -oh, robot.

Speaker: No. Oh, might have been me. You went robot for a second. No Jake, you're a robot. did i Did my voice really get scrambled? No, Jake. No, you're fine. It was Jake. Phone Wi -Fi going off?

Speaker: See this is this is the kind of stuff that usually gets edited out that you don't get to hear so I'm using the main problem in this podcast. uh -huh Okay. So.

Speaker: Um... on the web on the new mystery dungeon a path through time website you can find Things like... A map of the Elkast region that you've probably seen before.

Speaker: um You can find character bios. And. much much. More. Probably. Yeah, ah and also since Evelyn didn't say it, the the website is pmdpassthroughtime .com. That is pass through time with a U. So, PMT? P -A -T -H -T -H -R -U -T -I -M -E dot com.

Speaker: Uh, yeah, there's so much cool stuff. We've got like bios for all of the characters and stuff we've From like Hikaru and all the cast. To Blair. and caroline and there's a few more characters but oh my god you have so many things but we even have bob in here It's so cool But. ah Yeah. Oh, you you do. it but There's the. ah ah the map on here. I can actually use that today because I might actually need that. but yeah we have a ton of info about the podcast Uh...

Speaker: This whole site was just for Dakota to finally have a map that he can use. An up -to -date map. That's right. it The entire website was just so that way we can host a single image. If you go to the website, it's actually just... Just one image.

Speaker: But yeah, we have all of our links to our Patreon, Discord, the YouTube, and our Spotify. is all there you can see on our about section so go ahead and check us out It's PMD pass through time through with you.

Speaker: I think that's how I'm going to say it. P .M .D. PassiveTime

Speaker: So go check us out. It's actually been out for about a month now. But the last episode we've recorded... ah was split into two sections, and the first section didn't have the...

Speaker: website uploaded so we couldn't make the announcement on that one so we waited till the next episode which just ended up being a part two so we couldn't do it on that one either so we're doing it here so Uh...

Speaker: With that being said, go check out the website. It is time for us to start the episode. So... Uh... Yes, i am and the website's going to be linked in the description of the episodes from now on. So, with that being said, let's get started.

Speaker: Wait, do we actually want to do an intro for these? Or do we just want to like move on? how do How do we want to do this? Yeah, are we still do an intro. Alright, intro! you're gonna be i been Listen, Bruise has been waiting because he's been... Bruce, Eli's been waiting.

Speaker: Yeah, Bruce. Before this, she's like, oh, I know one for... lo bloom li I said some stuff I'm not supposed to say. What? what I'm not giving out my information to these people.

Speaker: What does he want to say? Well, if you can't say it on the show, then it's not like you're going to tell me not anyway. But anyway. Let's jump into the actual episode.

Speaker: Um, I guess I'll just... Go for it. It feels weird, because usually it's like, are you guys ready? And then we just jump into it, and I usually cut it. You can't smack talk us now. You can't talk bad to us.

Speaker: See, he actually has to be on his good behavior. We get abused. whom Oh hey! I do not abuse you guys. We are Vic this year. We're chains. That's right, I've got you guys under my own control.

Speaker: Listen, he's actually just got us caged up in his basement, you know? I live in a camp for what basement? Exactly. That's the joke.

Speaker: I know. He's got us in his stubby calls closets. My stubby closet? Is that what you just said? yep okay come on on with the intro okay sorry uh all right Hello everyone, and welcome to A Path Third Time. My name is Dakota, your PM, your DM, your GM, and sitting to my left is somebody Whew.

Speaker: has a hairy microphone. It's me, Evelyn. Yeah. Microphone is covered. In Yeti hair, for some reason. Yeti hair. Wait, is this a microphone?

Speaker: Bye. Sure hope it is. What else would it be? I don't know what else it could possibly be. I don't know what other spherical objects covered in hair. It's just a big Q -tip.

Speaker: Yeah, we'll go with that. Big Q -tip. Yeah. Okay. Um... And to my left is somebody. Who knows how to... Invert a Fourier transform in linear time.

Speaker: turns I've heard of that. yep That's me, Eli. and I know what all of those words mean. Totally know how to do that. And sitting directly across from me this time. is someone who is currently obsessed with Alexander Hamilton, the musical. but you haven't obsessed for years Do you have Zencastr pulled open?

Speaker: Huh? huh I was asking, you left your Zencaster pulled open because his yeah name in Zencaster is Alexander Hamilton. Yes, yeah I know. but You missed the perfect joke of saying, to my left, I am Alexander Hamilton. You missed your...

Speaker: We can't edit it now. Thanks a lot, Dakota. Oh Dakota. Uh huh. Ruining my intro day. I want you to get a bad warranty.

Speaker: yes it's me rogue jake walter the abused one Hello. and Why do you like... Why do you always, like, every time we get into this, you're like, wow, I'm so abused. These guys hate me. As soon as you can start the episode, you're immediately like roleplaying Walter.

Speaker: Listen, I'm a method actor.

Speaker: Yeah, I think you're off on YouTube Hmm. What?

Speaker: Okay. Uh... This is the point where I would have done all those announcements, but I guess we did them already so I guess of Roll for recap? Yes, I did. History time.

Speaker: this let out All of us looking us into our dice because I don't have it ready to do to do ah Wait, where's my D4? I got a sword. Do you want my taste?

Speaker: What did I roll? I rolled a four. and I haven't rolled at all. All right. So we got a four. Yeah.

Speaker: Hold on, I'm looking up with three N's in German so you understand me. I'm going to fucking kill you, Jake. I'm not German! For context for the listeners... It's Dre. We were talking about some places um and I was pronouncing them wrong because I was pronouncing them with the actual German pronunciation. Off.

Speaker: No. And ever since then, he keeps calling me German. It's payback he was doing on purpose cuz he knew it bugged me And if you're curious, Serene Germ is dry.

Speaker: Right. Right. Yeah. D -R -E -I. Ray. Yeah, we'll go with that moodly whatever you said Bye. We got a three of four, and Eli, what did you get?

Speaker: Forward. God damn it. I got a one. Ah! Speak up German boy. I'm not German. I'm Irish American, and you will like that.

Speaker: All right, so I'm Irish -American and you remember everything I say.

Speaker: Oh, is This is what happened when you start the recording, just chatting like friends for two hours straight. Oh, jeez. That's why I say we should stream it, but we get banned off stream. Twitch so fast.

Speaker: I don't think we will get banned that fast. What kind of stuff do we say? Not that I mean, you know what happened last episode would probably get us banned from Twitch. Oh! Oh, that's right. we You guys blow up the town.

Speaker: Not you guys, Walter. You guys, you guys. Bruce gave me I should also say I'm mostly over my sickness now, so I can actually like - Oh, I'm sorry. How was I supposed to know it had a - Um... A whistling Susie inside of it. How was I supposed to know I had that? Oh, shit!

Speaker: Yeah. but re high I completely f forgot. I need to tell you guys something about last episode. I meant to bring this up at the end of the episode. I forgot. um There was a hidden mechanic in that boss fight. So... The way that boss fight worked...

Speaker: ah You guys were fighting the mass, which was inside the ship. And there was also Jack Spiro, who was on top of the ship. Jack Spiro.

Speaker: was being kept alive by the tendrils that were connected to the mass. you The way the boss fight works is you can do as much damage as you want to Jack Sparrow, and he will never...

Speaker: feel pain he will never lose a point of damage however I was keeping track of how much damage you were doing to him. If he went over his... His max HP, he died after the fight. If you didn't, and you managed to find the mask in time, he would have stayed alive, and you guys could have traveled with him to New Shivertree City.

Speaker: However, you guys were so close to keeping him alive. He got down to 2 HP at some at one point, and then Hikaru did a fucking Electro Ball and did like 100 damage to him, bringing him to like triple his negative HP. He just fucking murked that guy.

Speaker: Oh no! so Listen, he's gonna scream at us. I ruined the story! No, that's fine. I wrote that. in a way because I don't think he will live either the way after the Whistling Susie went off.

Speaker: so Yeah, you guys oh You guys were so close. He had two healths and then it fucking nuked him to death. Uh... What would happen if we blew up the ship and not got a mask?

Speaker: So you guys did that, and then... ah Walter went down into the bowels of the ship where he had encountered the mass. In which case, he did some stuff. He threw TNT at the mask.

Speaker: did't transform do anything oh it's after the transform Did my transform anything important? It turned it into a crystal Cyndaquil. Not really. i do I didn't have a good...

Speaker: ah Like solution of that so I kind of just made it like a fun thing If anything, it would have been better if I got an Onix and it could just be a Crystal Onix. Aw, that was so cool! But yeah, you use the transform orb, your spare transform orb, on the mass. And it transformed into a crystal Cyndaquil.

Speaker: Which you then blow up with TNT because... Twice. Yes. Twice. Oh, you did do it twice. Oh yeah, that's right, because the first one didn't do enough damage. I water skipped one towards it.

Speaker: Oh, didn't you crit the TNT? Isn't that what happened? Uh huh. Yeah, you blew the entire ship to smithereens. The second one, Crit. The second one I'm talking about. You blew the ship to smithereens. Yeah.

Speaker: The whole ship fell apart and sank into the ocean, which is kind of weird because you guys were docked, but whatever. ah And... The Crystal Cynical was out floating in the ocean, and...

Speaker: Uh... Some of you got deafened. I definitely was supposed to remember that Walter was deafened. Bruce was deafened from the explosion. And Hikaru was far enough away she didn't. So Bruce and...

Speaker: Shikaru got washed up onto the dock, I think? While there's title, you missed the thing there. Because Malcolm's the only one who could dodge the tidal wave. Well, no no, no, we haven't got to the title of it you guys were on the Doc?

Speaker: No, I got blasted into the sea and had to swim to shore. ah that the shit book okay asked word yeah Okay, yeah, you guys got blasted into the ocean, which then you guys were deafened. Walter... er ah Bruce.

Speaker: hey do you guys both swim to the dock that's yeah well did yeah bruce tried to swim and then started drowning so Walter had to come. swim and help him swim over to the docks.

Speaker: So Walter then... Was it Walter blew up the... We threw TNT into the ocean. We got to the dock and then... um It was very far out so he made me do a string check and then an attack roll and I crit on that attack roll.

Speaker: We flavored it as me skipping it like a rock towards the... Oh yeah, that's right. so it was a bit of a spur of the moment thing for me to turn it into a nuclear bomb because what was supposed to happen is when you killed it it was supposed to act like a regular tnt ah So it was supposed to do 10d10 damage to anyone that was nearby.

Speaker: You were trying to make me taste some of my own medicine. you blew it up with tnt so it's like okay that's kind of cool it's kind of like how an actual uranium bomb works where a bunch of explosions implode a uranium core uh which then causes a massive chain reaction right so i was like that's kind of cool i'll do something like that so the uh

Speaker: Fucking mass turned into a uranium bomb which caused a tidal wave to wash over New Shimmer City, wiping out the first few blocks. and possibly killing slash fainting a couple people, Pokemon.

Speaker: ah Walter. God, Walter managed to dodge the title wave by... By up the up special in the air.

Speaker: a New launchch idea we do this timeline, but if it was a fallout so we get fallout Pokemon now That'd actually be kind of cool. Yeah, because we did D and &D. That actually it would be kind of cool.

Speaker: Pokemon with guns, we'll call it Palworld. well no there's only a pokemon fallout mod where pokemon had nuclear like uranium oh my god this sort of power world we call it we gotta stay on track here guys okay okay

Speaker: So... Yeah that's right, there's no editing. So Walter... ended up upspecialing into the air over and over. Which got him a few moves on his move usages on his ah on his character sheet.

Speaker: And... Neither Evelyn or Hikaru nor Bruce were able to dodge the tide wave and they got carried a couple blocks into the city, getting smashed up by debris on the way.

Speaker: You guys... or walter woke up And you... uh, started helping the, who said elderly, um, the incapacitated.

Speaker: The injured. The injured. You ended up helping the injured. You talked to a police officer. The Chansey line? What? I thought you were talking about the hospital. Oh yeah.

Speaker: No. It was the, there there was a Clefairy. Oh, Clefairy. I always get chances and Clefairies mixed up. that that Walter was helping.

Speaker: Alright, and then... ah You took them to the hospital and we cut over to Hikaru and Bruce Who were having a bit of a moment because Bruce was deaf and there was like sign language and stuff But they ended up finding their way to the hospital.

Speaker: Looks like there's anything in the meter. Oh you're Your GBAs didn't work. Was that discovered before or after the hospital? That was discovered at the hospital. Okay, so you guys ended up going to the hospital You checked it, er, well - Um...

Speaker: You guys checked in and you guys managed to cure... Bruce's paralysis with a And. Oh, cherry berry. Cherry berry, okay.

Speaker: uh And you guys then met. uh the horizon horizon the milk area Moga which I was going to have as a way for you guys to contact Walter and Which she did successfully by turning around, handing the letter to Walter, who was standing in the doorway. who read the letter

Speaker: And wrote on the back of the letter a reply message, handing it to, what, Hikaru? That's pretty much where we left the episode. You guys had discovered that your GBAs didn't work because they were waterlogged and the batteries were corroded or something.

Speaker: So you guys are... Currently on the wait. The batteries were shorted out. You guys are on your way to a radio snack.

Speaker: Yes. To find replacement batteries. And that is where we left off. That has got to be the longest recap yet. I know what the last episode was three and a half hours long, but damn. That was a lot that happened.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: Yeah, that was a Crazy ass episode. yeah that was a very long episode it was also a month in the making Yes. Yeah. yeah That was a double episode.

Speaker: I gotta say... Fucking monitoring. Oh, I didn't get Craig in here. Oh, whatever. I said that a while ago. Yeah. Ah, damn it. ah If I got Craig in here earlier, we could have had two hours of pre -show banter to put on the Patreon. Actually, that would have been a bad idea because we had a lot of personal information. We had a lot of personal information giving out. i don't We had a lot of personal information on there. We were talking about my state and counties close to me. I do not want that talked about.

Speaker: We were talking about your name. There was a lot of stuff we talked about that should never be on the air. You were talking about my email account. We were talking about emails accounts. We were talking about other stuff.

Speaker: Anyway. Maybe it's a good thing. That pretty much brings us up to where we are. So Jake, why don't we get a move from you? Random move, whatever it's called. Yes, I... Definitely remember this.

Speaker: I don't know why he remembers the random move generator. Yes, um...

Speaker: Jake's just looking around his room looking for inspiration. There are random move generators online. That's what Sean always uses. No, but I didn't say that. I was about to say Cheez -Its. I was about to say Cheez -Its by accident. I was splurting Cheez -Its out. Cheez -Its? I was splurting that out.

Speaker: kiss Pikachu use Cheez -Its.

Speaker: Welcome to How to Code a Name's NPCs. Yep. Oh. yeah Your name is upring mayor uproar. uproar. Uproar. Okay, well, Uproar on in. I actually don't have a Sprigatito plush anymore. I have two Vulpixes.

Speaker: like Failed us. so cue the cymbals I have a feeling you don't know. uproar before but oh well If you want to complain about it, go up or on the Discord. section because we are moving on Comment down below. on in so Alright. Go to our YouTube. and comment ah Pick some new moves, losers.

Speaker: Yeah, and then find out we don't have a YouTube account, so who's the real loser? I'm so glad. What do you mean we do? it got youtube doesn't uh wait hold on wait no that was google podcast hold on oh my god We had this discussion already. I know, I know, I remember. So many times.

Speaker: I know, I know, I know. I remember, I remember. We're not having another hour of argument. You defending this, not checking it. I know, I know you know all right This is what I got to deal with.

Speaker: Uh -huh. This constant abuse. Abuse. German abuse. I'm not German. Would you just shut up? Oh, God. Wait, I... I'm gonna bring Cool.

Speaker: Frag. Alright. so You guys are exiting the hospital and you guys are on the way to a snack falcon. snackfo Oh my god. Yes. Snack falcon.

Speaker: Hi, Craig. Uh... Snack Falcon. is Uh, the fucking grocery store from the video game Lost in the Woods. yeah Uh... Fuckin'...

Speaker: Radio Snack. That's what it's called. Oh my god. So you guys are currently... walking On your way to the... Radio snack. There you go.

Speaker: It's right across the road from the mayor's office. And. As? Give me a random Pokemon.

Speaker: Uh... More lol. I'm sorry a what? More lol. more of lowell I know it's out there. I don't know. Ignite.

Speaker: It's the ah the little fairy mushroom from Alola. is more low. How do you spell that? potential looking one More M -O -R -E -L -U -F -L -U -L -L. Oh, this thing. I forgot the thing existed. That doesn't make sense. I need a bigger Pokemon. Sorry.

Speaker: Imbor. Emboar. We'll go with Emboar. Yeah, sorry. I need a bigger Pokemon. You see an Emboar. An ember accompanied by an apple.

Speaker: ah Exiting the... mayor's the town hall. the Pignite is carrying The Megalocario Z Mayor. Uh...

Speaker: Bayer Maynots, that's his name. You see, may or may not, Uh... on the back of a pig knight. And it's being carried down. Why is he being carried? He's a mega Lucario. Why?

Speaker: That's... Let him finish. I'm pretty sure that was Jake's attempt at a joke because he called him Megalocario. Why? No, that's really it. he's um That's his wife form.

Speaker: We changed it to Z form. Yeah, it's a Z form. This is the new one from Legends of Zed. I don't think it has a Y form. I don't think it does.

Speaker: Nope. Anyway... There is a pig knight carrying Mayor Maynott. Uh... Yeah, I said that right. Accompanied by an apple. roll somebody roll perception I hope all three of you roll perception. Yep.

Speaker: That's a 17 for me. Alright, anyone else? Nope. Yeah, sure. i'll roll I'll roll Perception too. Not even worth saying. what

Speaker: I think I rolled a... I rolled a nat 20. Oh hell yeah. Damn. she Hikaru notices this first. The Applin? is Barry the Applin from the Uh, the pop -up stand outside of the bank in Vulcanburg. That's what I thought. But we knew he was connected! He must - He's got connections to the mayors. He's corrupt.

Speaker: Where's my blues clues?

Speaker: so the They are being carried down towards like the beach area. Because it is a shore city. a shore shore The city is on the shore, so there the mayor is being carried down to the beach.

Speaker: How's the mayor looking? Uh... Did you say where or how is he looking? How? How is he looking? He is looking frantic. He is not there by will. by his own will.

Speaker: Uh.

Speaker: Alright, guys. walter special is going What? We'll just run in and attack. Walter special, did we just run an attack immediately and now ask? Uh,

Speaker: I was thinking Hikaru and I both know Quick Attack. What if we just... Run by with quick attack. And. Try to snag the mayor.

Speaker: Honor we lie. Or you can... Or you could try to stun them, and I could try to just wrestle it out. of the and It was the inboard that had them? The Emboar has him, yes. and Is it a pigmate or an Emboar? Because they both keep them set now. You did say Pignite, sorry. It's a Pignite. Pignite was the first thing you said. Yeah, Pignite's middle evolution and Lorde's final evolution. I thought you wanted the biggest one.

Speaker: It's like in the middle of evolving so it's like pig night and board pick night and work Episode

Speaker: Oh no. It's a picnic. Okay, so it's just a pig night. Right. So much easier. What do you think of that plan?

Speaker: Hey, Carl. Uh, yeah. well well do we want to try just quick smash before we try full -on fight Alright, buddy.

Speaker: Hold on a second. Wait a second. Does it does it look like the apple is dragging him? No, the Applin is just walking alongside the Pignite. Okay.

Speaker: So why does it look like the mayor? Drag. pic nightnoing mayor's on top Is he tied up? No, he's not tied up. He's just being... yeah The pig knight is dragging the mayor.

Speaker: On his back. And then the Applin is just... next to them walking along. I would not mind finding someone finally an eagle footing. So this would be a good time to actually have a fight.

Speaker: perhaps Yeah, okay. Yeah, I say we... I say we aim for the bushes. Aim for the bushes? The bushes. Wait, what? What? I think that's a quote from some movie.

Speaker: Oh, I haven't seen that movie. The other guys? No idea. Yeah. They died doing that. Oh, no.

Speaker: So it's like a great idea for you guys. They missed the bushes and hit ground cement. Oh. I don't know. Nice. All right, so what were we thinking? Are we are we thinking... do we want to try just Talking to them first.

Speaker: Do we want to go in swinging? Do we want to... Quick. Quick snag it.

Speaker: Well, what will talking to them do? Find out what they're doing with the mayor? How about we all surround them and then we can start talking? so they can't escape.

Speaker: Yeah, I say, yeah. We should... We should yeah get in front of them and talk to them I'll get in front of you guys and from the sides. Okay. So you see you guys are just rushing around to the front of him yeah to confront them?

Speaker: Okay. So. You guys can't rush in front of him. Uh... Go ahead. I'll let you guys take it Oh. Hey! What do you think you're doing with the mayor?

Speaker: the apple and actually pipes up is like Ah, there you guys are. I was wondering when you guys were about to show up. You should come with us. We have something that you might be interested to see.

Speaker: That we want to see. huh What do you what you do with the mayor? What kind of thing? Yeah, what what what do you what do you want with the mayor though? Hmm? Who? Him? Nah, that's not the mayor. That's an imposter.

Speaker: That's an imposter? No, that is the mayor. I changed it with an orb. I changed them with the transfer order. No, no, no, no. transform more No, no, I think you'll find that ah this... ah This mayor here was actually killed and replaced with an imposter. You see, we have quite the evidence. Why don't you come with us and we'll show you.

Speaker: we We happen to know that... wait We were the ones who transformed. The mayor into what he is now? So nice to see you.

Speaker: I insist that you come with me. I vote for going with them. But we... The ultimate's on the TNT.

Speaker: No, Walter. No. No. Oh, come on. response After that... After that one, I need something. the explosion. It's hard to get. It's an addict now.

Speaker: How much of this talent are you going to blow up? My MO is to ask questions and then shoot. What'd you say? He has six left, I think, right?

Speaker: TNT? Yes. Yeah. Also, when did Hikaru get a gun? Do you know her cheeks? He said you're gonna ask questions then shoot.

Speaker: Shoot, shoot electricity? hey can i go yeah Yeah, something like that. oh That has should be really cool a Pikachu. It's like a railgun like an electromagnetic railgun That's actually kind of cool.

Speaker: I would be. Hmm. so Are you coming with me or what are we doing here? Oh.

Speaker: It's up to the crew. Duh. I feel like we're going to get led into a trap. Yeah, but what? What? what that this um Is the mayor like gagged or anything? Can can the mayor talk?

Speaker: The mayor's just like, let me down.

Speaker: Yeah. i but Hold on. I know a perfect way if this is the mayor or not.

Speaker: Mayor! Is it his voice? Hold on, hold on. Mayor. When we first met you... what is the What did I promise to turn you into?

Speaker: ah Something strong! That's... Kind of right. i It was fighting type. Oh, yeah okay. who what What Pokemon were you originally?

Speaker: Uh... A way night? what What did I turn you into the first time? uh, Bonsley. That's him. Yep, that this is indeed the mayor.

Speaker: Absolutely looks like you guys. This is not the mayor. Believe me, I wouldn't know if this was the mayor. We saw the crime scene. We saw the murder. I insist.

Speaker: i I don't think there's many young. What murder? I don't think there's many Lucarios that look like that that can replace them. I see, so you guys don't know the full picture.

Speaker: Well, if you'll just... Follow me. this You might to understand a bit more. I don't know, but I don't know how trusting I'm feeling with this guy.

Speaker: The way he talks. This apple's just got like the biggest shit -eating grin you've ever seen.

Speaker: Yeah. I mean... I haven't. Heard anything that makes me want to trust you?

Speaker: i How do you want me to trust you? Alright, how do you want me to get you to trust me?

Speaker: I would like something a little more concrete. Give us a hostage.

Speaker: so Something that can be... proven right here. Oh, believe me, we'll have plenty of things proven. If you don't come with me now, things are gonna get ugly.

Speaker: Buddy, my hiring I think you're vastly overestimating your abilities here We just caught mmm not gonna say that we've taken down a group of dragon types. An Applin?

Speaker: And the pig night is not scaring us, man.

Speaker: Hmm. Really? What do you say about that, Silver? Oh, fuck. And out walks Silver. Hey boys. So.

Speaker: Nice to meet you again. I suggest you come with us. And she telekinetically... Freezes you guys in place and like picks you up in the air ah I knew we should have blew him up immediately.

Speaker: He died! like that. It's Sakura's nemesis. I forgot. Yeah. Your friend probably thinks you're crazy. Because I got to remember you're in your friend's place.

Speaker: So... a silver As soon as... He gets like started to get picked up. He's going to send a temper flare. You cannot do anything.

Speaker: i i say I'll say you guys can like talk, but you cannot move. you were telling I said she telepathically froze you. This feels like the Sinatra... from Incredible is the Sinestro scene.

Speaker: I don't... I didn't see... Oh, The Incredibles? Oh, geez, I don't remember that. say I have seen the incredible. We were talking about the... ah Invincible I think is what that cartoon's called Was that in Incredibles 1 or 2?

Speaker: i've only seen the first one Huh, so I must have seen this. Oh that the freeze Oh, it says zero point energy. Oh. No, it doesn't... Wait, what? Not the freeze gun. The The...

Speaker: I forget what it is. the I forget what it's called. but like it's free like lift up things like telepath rings yeah Isn't that just the zero point energy? I think so. I don't remember the name of it.

Speaker: a Okay. Well, anyway, that's pretty much what she's doing to you she cocks her head she's like, oh you guys are so cute when you're afraid

Speaker: I mean, Bruce doesn't look afraid. bru Bruce looks pretty furious. Malta's annoyed. He didn't get a fight.

Speaker: He's just annoyed. He's not even angry. If anything, he's like, oh, here we go with this antics shit again.

Speaker: well i Got something I think you'll find a little bit interesting. So let's go for a walk And she starts walking down the road. And... After a little bit, Goyo's around. Oh my gosh, I just realized. All our suspicions of the Applin was true.

Speaker: Oh yeah. Oh yeah. There is plenty of stuff you guys did not discover there. And I still have not revealed everything about that. Applin on my top spec list, on my blues clues. And I was like, oh, I guess he's a throwaway character.

Speaker: Oh my gosh. The blues clues was right. I knew that it was suspicious. There's still an entire plot point you guys haven't uncovered yet regarding that.

Speaker: And that is still yet to be discovered in a way that, uh... Well. this is part of it so maybe yes see well to be fair we did fail a good number of Dead.

Speaker: the roles that we had to do in that whole blues clues Yeah. Oh my god, silver? Silver reminds me of Azula. Azula? Is that an... Avatar? Avatar.

Speaker: Yeah, okay it is, yeah. yeah The Firebending Princess. Yeah, I can see it, honestly. Yum. She makes me think of the bloodbending grandma. so Oh, yeah. i'm a Yeah.

Speaker: I should be keeping an eye on Cyncast. She's like bloodbending all of us. Peace. honestly not far off it's the chorus scene on in the Zaheer?

Speaker: That's Zaheer. Amon.

Speaker: So she takes you around the building of the... Town Hall. And eventually you guys come across a beach. And... you guys are gonna have an oh moment here a minute because on the beach Is it clearly a rushed setup?

Speaker: Of a court. Oh my God.

Speaker: Objection. book orange Objection. Before this episode, I i ah told the co -host, like, I had an idea at work today, but I realized that Not A Scratch already did it. So now I'm just going to lean into it even more and just make it a reference to Not A Scratch. But we don't have a...

Speaker: We don't have someone that can actually pull this off. Walt is We're all, we have so much evidence against us. Yes. So the...

Speaker: so At the judges' stand, there is... I don't want to use a Trevnik, because that's what they used. We're out. orgation Oh, what?

Speaker: We're guys. Poor guy. Make it the... Literally just... Make it the owl from Angry Birds. Oh yeah. Literally just the caught the... counterpart. to Trevenant. Yeah, we'll do that. Gourgeist. No. So they're, um...

Speaker: Is it the gold guys that ran from court? okay, more guys is fine. The gang gang wars they got ran away from court The Gengar? No, that was Zorua. Gourgeist.

Speaker: Wait, like amazing what? oh my gosh i got evolution mixed up i'm so dumb Yeah, I don't know what I'm talking about. I was thinking of the ghost pokemon i was that during the court in the court scene they had to run away.

Speaker: There so at the judges stand there is a gourd Geist And in the jury's stand, there is an assortment of random Pokemon. of which i'm not going to name because that's like 15 billion pokemon do we know any of them went Mmm.

Speaker: I'm just going to say no for the sake of time. There's no reason for you guys to know any of them. That's unfortunate. They couldn't be any of the Pokemon that... Walter helped.

Speaker: What about Johnny Trash? No, because they're in the hospital. You put them in the hospital what five minutes ago. What about Johnny Trash? Is he here? Yeah, why not? Johnny Trash is there. Johnny Trash is like, he's like, WATER! IT'S YOUR WATER!

Speaker: My boy! he's like Oh no! Johnny Trash calls out Walter and is immediately ushered away from the... germans and move by zo he's got a conflict of interest listen listen yo if the court knows one thing is that johnny trash cannot stay awake during a court trial that's funny yeah the gory guys are like hey you shut up just sit down and like waves at johnny trash uh You guys are led to the...

Speaker: Please free me if I get these words wrong. I don't know fucking no court. He brought not the press You guys are led to wherever the fuck you're supposed to be if you are a defendant. that Defendant stand. Yep, that one. ah Assuming that's correct. I don't know. No, not the person with the judgment. Lay out.

Speaker: No, that's where you retreat to when you're playing Pokemon card game. okay What? Court has a bench, too. um Oh, there's a bench, too. What?

Speaker: There's a mimic you too mimic There's a Mimikyu too? There's a Mimikyu there? somewhere in somewhere in the jury Somewhere in the jury, audience, whatever. Sure, why not? I'm not really having the jury participate too much, so.

Speaker: so We gotta go to our defense counsel. Oh, geez. I just did a random generation of six Pokemon. to to see who's on this count on this jury yeah my My six randomly generated Pokemon are...

Speaker: Shaman Skyform, Regigigas, MegaRiquaza, Drowsy, Aromatisse, and Registeel. You guys are fucked.

Speaker: god Silver really saw her roster and beefed it up. She's like, I'm tired of these dragons always losing. I'm getting these guys.

Speaker: Yeah. i I watched my... ah My pseudo -legendary dragons get blown up by TNT. Let's see you blow up Mega Rayquaza with TNT.

Speaker: Dad. geez Listen, if I had my whistling Susie, I could. You guys are forced into the defendant's stand. ah And...

Speaker: ah And may or may not is in the... process. No, wait. Hold on.

Speaker: Cut. Sure, you're all going in the defendant's stand. Mary Minot is going with you in the defendant's stand. I don't know who the prosecutor would be in this point. So I guess it'll be the fucking... Maybe a septile?

Speaker: I like that. Subtile. Yeah, I like that. Subtile. and uh the so se our lawyer is a um a champ

Speaker: Alright. Yeah, the prosecutor will be a sepco. Okay. No. Uh, and The judge looks at you guys and he's like, so you guys are the defendants.

Speaker: you will be uh since you do not currently have a lawyer you will be appointed a lawyer at my discretion Of which I choose Barry the Applin. Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.

Speaker: So... Bury the apple. sits next to you. Take care of your face, Bones. With a smug smile he's like hey guys

Speaker: Uh, Judge, I can - If we can't afford a lawyer, it means we get appointed one. I can afford one. I don't think so. Applin, what is the going rate for lawyers right now? About 30 million, Poke.

Speaker: Judge is like, see, I see. That is such BS. The desk. This is a cane report. Bye. Feeling we might be better off representing ourselves. What do you guys think?

Speaker: Yeah. I think we can represent ourselves Are you sure about that?

Speaker: I mean, are you a fair judge? Hold on, hold on, hold on. Group huddle, group huddle, group huddle. Hold on, judge. Wait, did he just actively admit to not being a fair judge?

Speaker: Correct. Yes, it's the kangaroo court. Let's see if we set this up. i got Hold on. guys Now, this all depends if the Applin's a bad guy, which he probably is, but...

Speaker: If he's not a bad guy... <unk> This would be good to have him play if he's a bad guy. He can say whatever he wants, but if as long as... but we could just say. No, we didn't agree to this. Nothing he says matters.

Speaker: Because... Because you're, um... really Your lawyer can say whatever they want. But if the client. says no. I do not agree to this. It's all null and void.

Speaker: Okay. I have no idea how the law works, but I think that... Neither do I. I'm pretty sure... that this Listen, I saw three episodes of Law and Order. I'm great.

Speaker: You saw three episodes of Law & Order. Yes, it's when all of it it's it's when the main character gets the three people wrong immediately. And they're supposed to be innocent. And they still go to jail.

Speaker: uh All right. Do you choose to represent yourselves?

Speaker: ah

Speaker: Can we get some more info about this affluent like How long he's been... What's his credentials? Yes, exactly. I want to know this affluent's credentials. he personally Does he work out Pearson Law?

Speaker: Approximately, looks at his watch. right now. So, yes, is that he is a court -appointed lawyer. Long time for lawyers. Actually, surprisingly, yes. The turnaround rate around here is ridiculous.

Speaker: yes

Speaker: do Do lawyers like pass the bar exam and then immediately get disbarred? Uh, depends on how they do with the first client. you You see, like, a bunch of Pokemon in the distance lifting a really heavy bar. There's, like, a Sandshrew that doesn't quite pick the bar up. What the hell? What is this dad joke we're hearing?

Speaker: Oh no. Leave that back in 2012, man. <unk>s Jesus.

Speaker: Are you sure you wish to represent yourself? Guys, if he's a good lawyer, it's good for us. He's a bad lawyer. We can just disallow whatever he says.

Speaker: I don't know if that how law works, but I feel like neither does Judd, so we can just use that.

Speaker: Sure, whatever. what we I guess we can see what this Adeline has to say. We can always...

Speaker: Why does Silver have to be here? I have an escape plan if she wasn't here. She wasn't here and having a skate plan.

Speaker: And your decision is? Hold on, hold on. Hold on, can I talk to the Applin real quick? Wait, hold on. I want to talk to you guys. Before I talk about it, but it's like, guys.

Speaker: I'm, just gonna threaten him with a transform orb but if he tries to mess with ah if he tries to be an unfair lawyer I'm pretty sure you used your last transform orb. No, I got one more I thought you used... You had two. You used one of them. You're right. I do. I got rid of it. I haven't resupplied them yet. I didn't resupply yet. I know I did.

Speaker: Yeah. Nope. I guess that would work. Um... He doesn't know that. Yeah. But... that i thought I feel like that threatening our lawyer is not a great idea.

Speaker: For getting him to actually help us. What do you mean? It works for mob bosses. Yeah, because they're mob bosses. They actually have sway. Well, your mom's a mob boss.

Speaker: Wait, can you? It's not a mud box. What? Oh. I feel like this is the one episode that needs to be edited out of every episode we've had.

Speaker: i Yes. Ask her how much she knows about like... patents and shit. I did some shit. sure wait are we gonna are we gonna leave one here retainer for every time we do that scam on music when we make a music for um Hey, yo. Keep him on. We're gonna keep a retainer for that.

Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Alright, out. Hey, we're about to go to a concert and bootleg the show again. Can you give us advice? I can't tell a lawyer that. We can't tell a lawyer that.

Speaker: you No, I'm pretty sure our lawyer can't tell anyone because what we tell the lawyer is confidential. They are forced. Okay, this is entirely hypothetical. This is the one thing I do know about lawyers. And we're not going to bootleg it.

Speaker: This is the one thing I know about lawyers. If you admit to that you're going to commit a crime, they have to report you. Oh. the The judge is like, hey, you know, I can just, I can hear you. Not in this state.

Speaker: No, no! Let's keep... Is Karch just actively yelling this? No, no. Oh, it sounded like you guys were like yelling that in character. Wait, I forget, are we in Pokétalk?

Speaker: ah We can barf the police. We're in Pokitong. What? What is with you and the - Are you talking about Utah? No, PokéTalk. This is Pokémon Universe, man. PokéTalk.

Speaker: What the fuck are you saying? If you're trying to say Utah, this is about that bricks and minifigs shit again. No, Jake. This is not a good conversation. Before we recorded this, Jake was talking for so fucking long about the bricks and minifigs shit, or at least he kept trying to bring it up over and over and over. Hey, allegedly. We gotta to say allegedly. Allegedly.

Speaker: Allegedly. There we go. No, YouTubers have gotten in trouble for talking about it. no No, I know what I heard. Okay. Okay, so I guess we're going to say that we accept this.

Speaker: applin as our lawyer but reserve the right to denounce anything he says.

Speaker: Are you saying that to the judge? End. asking the group and then saying it to the judge If we agree. boys Okay.

Speaker: Yeah. Okay, so yes, we're saying that to the judge. Yeah, that sounds like it could be a bad time for me. So how about I say you either let him speak on your behalf like an actual lawyer or just don't.

Speaker: Alright. Test your credentials, Judge. Yeah. You're not really sounding like a real judge here. i mean to to you Did he go to University of Silver?

Speaker: Oh no.

Speaker: God damn it Judge?

Speaker: Uh -oh. We may have lost the judge. We won, guys.

Speaker: We're free! Free.

Speaker: Well, he's gone. I did have another idea. I'm back! oh he's back darn i i do My wifi died for a second, but I quickly swapped over to my hotspot.

Speaker: Bye -bye. So I'm just gonna run it like that oh i said i didn those costed up No, it's actually good. Surprisingly, I... Because I have my router right next to me. So I so i watched it die, and...

Speaker: I was like quick quick quick pull my fucking hotspot So I did that immediately and I managed to swap over before it actually disconnected Oh nice. Cools are all good. Let's continue, because it's fucking 10 at night. if My tablet says it's 10 in the morning, but it's because it's stupid. ah it How's it feel in the past man? I'm an hour ahead of you.

Speaker: The judge is like, Look, man, we've been on this for like 15 minutes now. Do you want your... defendant to speak on your behalf or do you want to Just represent yourself. just Pick one, please.

Speaker: Guys. I think... I don't think we can do any better. Honestly. i feel like yeah I feel like even if he was against us, it would be better than us trying to prove we're innocent of anything.

Speaker: what are we even being charged with okay yes i guess we'll find out in like the next two minutes We didn't get told our rights here, so technically this court should not be allowed. This whole trial has indeed been basically a sham from the start. Listen, this is just this is just a Batman villain courtroom case. No matter what we say, we're going to be guilty.

Speaker: Yeah. no Guys, no, no. Are we going to rev our rights as told what we're charged to? We got Johnny Trash. We're okay, guys. We got Johnny Trash. All he's gonna do is always stay innocent and they can't charge us.

Speaker: It's just an idea. so did you did Did you out loud ask the judge john charge filmatory if you if you had been read your rights? Yes. The judge is like, Uh...

Speaker: Dude. Did you? And you feel your... You feel all of your heads like forcefully shake up and down as silver is controlling your body.

Speaker: That doesn't count, no. You have to get verbal agreement. You have to get a verbal agreement and sign something for that to count. Yeah. An up and down nod is nothing that because that was... That was used so many times in courtroom cases, and that's been disallowed. yeah it does have to I know it has to go in like the transcripts and stuff, but I'm just trying to bullshit my way through this.

Speaker: Uh...

Speaker: All right. ah Do you want to spend the next 20 minutes going over to your Miranda rights?

Speaker: aha Alright, everything you say, Ken, it will be used against you. daddy yada yada I don't have a point. Do you agree? I will. Guys, I feel like we should wait until after we got our verdict Because if we got guilty, then we could have just said that. And the court judge just starts hitting his head on the desk. Like, Oh my God, would you, I'm going to kill each of you individually.

Speaker: Judge? uh You threatened us and the court case gets thrown out. I'm pretty sure if that's going on record, we can get this whole case thrown out just on the judge threatening the accused. Judge threatening us just now just saved us now. he can't We win. No matter what happens, we win now. He threatened us. and Just... This stenographer over there has like a big bucket of whiteout.

Speaker: That is illegal. I heard nothing. All right. Oh boy. I will find you. and you've been working so We can't even record this.

Speaker: yeah can we call ah Can we call the flamebacks? Because we can teleport there and back and get a really expensive lawyer. that that was that That was what I was thinking. It was actually... a Yeah, sir, we can literally go hop in and pop out. Similar. I would... I was thinking.

Speaker: If things start looking bad, please. We can just badge ourselves back to base and not be there anymore.

Speaker: we can play like We're not saying this out loud, of decoder so you can't just say, oh, by the way, they take it. this is a bunch Don't try to bullshit that. Don't try to bullshit that now. Well, it's not even ah not even me You guys have already been stated to have been frozen in place except for your mouth, so good fucking luck.

Speaker: Oh, is she going to freeze this entire trial? Yeah, she she's forcefully moving your head and everything.

Speaker: Coward. Can the judge see? Yeah, cut. That we're being controlled. How will the judge not notice? Judge, this is totally brutality.

Speaker: Being forced to move like this. Uh, I'm gonna say Silver's like, uh, yeah, she's standing, like, right next to you, and there's, like, whisper - wispy like pink tendrils with going between her and you like it's pretty obvious Okay. Yeah.

Speaker: Excuse me. are we Can I read the charges now? Sir, I'd like to plead insanity. uh That might be one of your charges, so shut up.

Speaker: oh geez wait that means we win we can't go to jail yeah I'm pretty sure insanity is not illegal. No, we just get. If anything, we get sent to it. It is in my court.

Speaker: What? Okay, read the charges. What is this? Is this the South in 1700s? All right. So the charges are as follows.

Speaker: You, uh, Hikaru... Hatsumi, Bruce, Flameback, and Walter. Fisthands are being charged with the murder. Of.

Speaker: a May or may not. And Mr. Maynard. Quote -unquote so undetermined or identify under identity undetermined is being Why did our lawyer go to arrest the mayor?

Speaker: You have a question, Judge? Why did ah why did our... um um lawyer be the one to arrest the um the actual mayor Ha! um that guy' like a That sounds very... um um you that That's illegal.

Speaker: That's a big old illegal sign right there. The lawyer is the one that arrested you pretty much. Yes, that is illegal. Well, I mean, Silver's experience with... athlete but yeah Indirectly

Speaker: Uh, I asked for a Miss Court. I asked for a Miss Court. Yeah, no. Anyway, you guys are being charged with the murder of Mayor Maynott and placing an imposter in his place.

Speaker: Well, we have. or witness that we can call At least. Who's your witness?

Speaker: who's witness We've got The Lava Fett. officer and the security guard that we brought into the room to witness. the transformation orbs happening. All right.

Speaker: the From the... The office there. The mayor's office. I call a Wobbuffet to the stand. Oh, look, there's no Wobbuffet in this court.

Speaker: You didn't get a sign we're supposed to have a month or at least few months and corn yeah Before a case happens so we can build our case. Yeah, yeah, yeah. well i got one This is illegal!

Speaker: I don't care Damn. I respect that.

Speaker: You want to go for some beers after this, Judge? You know honestly if you if uh if things go well it's um listen listen guys After this court case, and he talks to everyone. Beers on me, guys. Beers on me.

Speaker: All right, I'll take you up on that offer Bye. Okay. I may have just swung the courtroom in our favor. I just want the courtroom in a favor. Johnny trash is like, yeah, that's my man.

Speaker: Out. Alright, you guys are being charged with this murder. Do you have anything to say in your immediate defense? Baba Booey.

Speaker: May we confer? Uh... Sure. You guys can't move, but you can cook cook fur, I guess.

Speaker: um Silver, look close. I can't hear them.

Speaker: We'll have a fit. Sauce. Um. Okay, that's not going to help us. Um... Let's see. Do you remember what the security guard was? Because the Wobbuffet was like the the the mayor's secretary.

Speaker: um No clue. For some reason, it felt like it was a two -parter across a few weeks, so... Yeah, I think it was like, but wasn't it like a Stoutland or something?

Speaker: might been a stoutland I don't think it was a dog. No? Oh, the stoutling was one of the police officers, I think. Oh, right. Yeah. Dakota, am I in the area if it was a rock or ground type? Am I in that area?

Speaker: Oh. Well, the thing is I don't remember. um We would know this is like all in a day i We just can't remember because it's been months.

Speaker: yeah it's been Yeah, it's been over a month since we've recorded that episode. So can we just BS the Pokemon? Whether we know it. We Sure.

Speaker: Um, I can't remember. Was it a Golurk? It could have been. I mean, we can go with that for now. I feel like it was the rock or ground type.

Speaker: Yeah, I'm just to say since none of us can remember what it is can be whatever you want with it I think Golik would be best. best for guard for a guard. okay okay Yeah, sure. what that Go Lurkworks.

Speaker: Also... Nevermind.

Speaker: I just realized all girl looks have that one band -aid they get if it gets removed. They just go haywire Hi. Did not know that. Yeah, yeah they know that thing in the chest. feel i its with chat yeah If it gets ripped off, they will, they will, they will.

Speaker: In the anime, it was a big ol' band -aid. They say CL, that was a big ol' band -aid.

Speaker: I mean, it's shown to be like made of some kind of wood. I think. No, wait. No, you're right. The original still is like that, but then they covered it up with a big old band -aid.

Speaker: This is what usually gets cut out of these episodes. Yeah. Okay. This is why me and Bruce have our own podcast. Talking like this.

Speaker: Yes. um All right, go. it um Can we have like an hour to go defer and look for these people judge Yeah, i we did. We need to call these people to court.

Speaker: i Why would I give you that? I told you I have lunch in 30 minutes. And also, I just... Also, we're supposed to say we're supposed to see all the evidence they have on us.

Speaker: You wanna see the evidence? I can show you evidence. no we're supposed to see it in advance so we can build a case that can defend us from that I can show you the evidence right now.

Speaker: Do you want to see the evidence? I hate, Walter's like, I hate this guy, but I love this guy. Yeah. i am definitely after this he's definitely becoming my judge and i'm bribing Nice.

Speaker: Alright. I will prevent you with this. And he pulls up. Wait, why is the judge showing us evidence? Yeah, why is the judge showing us evidence? yeah It's a prosecution. What? it's a saidile just do it nas corners guy Is nails Bring forth witnesses.

Speaker: I forgot about that because I've been treating the judge as a prosecutor since he's an obviously biased and bribed judge or whatever. So on I forgot that he's not supposed to present. Judge, judge, how much do you get paid?

Speaker: Fuck it. The judge is not prosec the Conflict of interest. So many... I'm listening to the crowd! Can someone go get the police? This is so weird.

Speaker: We can literally ditch every single one. go call the police official member of this courtroom You're locked up for a long time just off of this trial alone.

Speaker: There is no bailiff. Silver is the bailiff. Ugh. Silver, you bitch.

Speaker: Oh my god. So... the the or whatever it's called, the judge, he holds up a bloody knife. This. is the knife that was used to kill Hariyama. of mayor.

Speaker: And then... Does that lip blur just catch up? Uh... I'm going to sniff. roll Can I guess? I want to sniff. I want to see if I... I find no ketchup smell. I want to s smell it. You're you're a dog Pokemon. Roll insight with that advantage. I like that.

Speaker: Okay, okay. Okay, that went a wire. Okay, okay, okay, okay. um insight.

Speaker: And die 19. With a 19, you can smell the scent of tomato berries on the knife. Sir, that says tomato berries.

Speaker: Nonsense. I'll lick it right now. I will lick it for you. yeah I'll lick it afterwards. it that Tomato burger is an incredibly spicy one, right?

Speaker: yeahto me just please don it's like a tongue you can lick it with Please tell me it's like the hot is like the spice challenge where he's like trying to act all cool, but he's just sweating and like just shaking I couldn't say that with a straight face. I'll lick it for you.

Speaker: what oh meno Why are you talking? Why are you licking evidence? that That's, um...

Speaker: Sorry. I think you destroyed evidence there. I mean, why are you licking this fake evidence? Please tell me we just seem like on the table. Your honor. dying of heat.

Speaker: There's like a tomato berry on the desk. It's like half cut off It's a sandwich. It's a knife that used to cut a sandwich. Yeah, he was making a sandwich with it. He's like, this is...

Speaker: pause so he He licks the knives like... Hmm. That was actually pretty good. Anyway. That's nonsense! THIS IS THE KNIFE THAT WAS USED TO KILL MAY OR MAY NOT. So there's no more blood on it. so then you just looked all the evidence off so it's useless now and this ah And this is the body of the victim.

Speaker: WHAT?!

Speaker: Warn I see him alive. like I can't do this anymore Wait, is it like the hollowed out Haruyama? Like the costume? Yes. He holds up the costume, the broken costume. Sir, that's a costume. It has its price tag on it.

Speaker: Nonsense! That is very clearly paper mache. Nonsense. This is the body of a Mayor Mana. As you can clearly see, it looks like a Hariyama. And it was cut open with a knife!

Speaker: And look at the blood stains on the body! He, like, takes the stains and smears it on the body. Oh my god. There's blood all over this body.

Speaker: You can't be sober! Silver. nice silver He's gonna try to look at Silver. I respect you trying to kill us and everything. And I respect the game. I do. As one, it I respect the game.

Speaker: But what the fuck is this judge?

Speaker: Objection, Your Honor. Yeah, it's actually bullshit.

Speaker: Where did you go to law school? Bye. Uh... Fuck. Vulcanburg. Sure. I'm sure there's a law office somewhere.

Speaker: Why do you ask? um What year did you... Pass the bar exam. Cut! About two minutes ago.

Speaker: Pass and double it to the next person. What? Uh, uh... Jake was talking over him. Oh, sorry But... Two minutes ago. Two minutes ago? Okay. hot So how did you get...

Speaker: from how did you how did you get from vulkenberg where you pass the bar exam all the way over here to New Shimmer City in Lux. I didn't think about that. To make it to this trial.

Speaker: I was... Um... and I... You know, it's a lot of magic and... Nonsense. That doesn't matter to this trial right now.

Speaker: See, the funny thing is there is actually a legitimate potential possibility for explanation for that. This is a ghost tape.

Speaker: I was thinking if he could teleport or not, and I was thinking, like, well, obviously someone just... It requires knowing stuff about Not A Scratch Arc 7.

Speaker: Which Dakota has not listened to. No, I have not. i Oh, is there a Gorkyce in that? No. yeah so finance but There's a whole, like... Okay.

Speaker: Essentially like a ghost realm. oh That ghosts and dark types can travel through freely. It's the shadow realm. Okay.

Speaker: Well that's fun. There's a literal shadow realm. why so i want I want to tell you something, Judge. Yep. We know that you're... Honestly, no. this is of the this is bruce from the flame blacks Flame Blacks. Flame Backs. They're Flame Blacks. I like it. Okay, and? And I just want you to know, they're a very wealthy family and probably richer than whatever Silver has. So...

Speaker: Double it of whatever number you're thinking of. Oh. We'll talk after this trial. time

Speaker: All right. like I can see you said something, Zencaster. Craig did not pick it up. Who is it? What? oh What did you say Jake?

Speaker: i was That was just me clapping. I don't know. It was die laughing. Oh, that's what that was. That meet me afterwards made me die laughing. Yeah, I did get picked up by Craig. Right, right, right, right, right. We'll talk money in a minute. But for now... The one who's paying me is not you. So...

Speaker: Right, boss? Points to silver. Oh, Inks, that's silver. So... What do you say in your defense?

Speaker: I have never seen that knife before in my life. Okay, we'll matter if I Is that a toy knife? I don't think so.

Speaker: I just cut my sandwich with it. You claim you've never seen it before in your life. Oh wait. Maybe I have.

Speaker: That was such a... Oh. Jesus. I swear, this is a jury trial because jury child you know it's but ju you can... clearly see that this judge is BS.

Speaker: I will say if there there is a point to all this. That there is a point to all this? Okay. Yes, there is a point to all this. Are we getting there? I didn't expect it to get so stupid so fast.

Speaker: I mean, you don't... Is the septile like... Court case? Hey, why is this around? Why is the septile passing notes to the judge?

Speaker: uh who's passing notes to the judge septile the prosecutor here Uh... Oh, the prosecutor, the scyther, or whatever he said. Yeah.

Speaker: Subtile. Subtile. Uh. No, the subtitle's gonna just sit in there counting money. counting money? Yeah, so is the entire jury.

Speaker: What? Drunk trash.

Speaker: Kind of. don tra i know I know you can't be bought. I know you, man. No, he ate all his money. Yeah, he ate it he thought it was lettuce I'm trying to of trash Remember the years we've had. of dumpster diving.

Speaker: l right right right anyway I, uh, I got like 15 minutes to lunch now, so let's just get this over with. Yada, yada, yada. Alright, you are guilty.

Speaker: And you are being charged. Wiss. Uh... Silver. Sentenced. with You are being sentence sentenced since that's that's the word yes Judge doesn't even know his own terms. I'm a judge. it's judge and it's ah it's just judge like not even a It'd be funny if this judge is in a costume as well.

Speaker: Haha, he's just in a Gorgias costume, somehow still floating. It's a pumpkaboo in a gore guy's costume. I'm trying to look older. Okay.

Speaker: Okay, continue. All right You guys are being sentenced with... Uh, silver? And Silver is like, fine. I think I will sentence them with...

Speaker: Nothing. I have a better plan. As punishment, I... want to be able to decide Who gets a appointed new mayor?

Speaker: that's no that's not how that works the judge does not have any the judges that have power over that even if he was corrupt or non -belief the judges don't have power The police don't have the power of that.

Speaker: Are you saying this out loud? Yes. No one. none of these officials have power of that Mmm. So, if I were to pick myself as mayor...

Speaker: That's not how that works. That's completely invalid. allli again You could say that, but the government won't... Back that. Objection, Your Honor! I mean... Objection!

Speaker: Silver. Uh, yes? Shouldn't. Um... Shouldn't the mayor be like elected?

Speaker: or something. Uh... Why do you want to be a government official anyway? I thought you wanted to blow up the world. Like even assuming. Even assuming that Mayor Maynott is dead, which... We have not even seen, I saw him alive like five minutes ago.

Speaker: um he is yeah you're right where is de you know he's he's sitting right next to you guys I'm pretty sure that the... you know. I'm pretty sure that the Constitution Also when the Vice Mayor take over Oh, here, I just found, okay, I just found out.

Speaker: Um. Article... Article 69 of the Charter of... Love New Shimmer. Requires. that

Speaker: requires that the Requires that the mayor of New Shimmer City be... um In the event of... In the event that the mayor of New Shimmer City is found to be ah is found to be incapacitated, dead, or otherwise... incapacitated Um... This is a shittily written wall. This is too much repetition. So, elect.

Speaker: shall appoint elect the new mayor from within. It's Riggs. And it requires a two -thirds majority. Alright, two -thirds majority, you say?

Speaker: of the City Council. Alright, I elect everyone in the jury. that As our new city council. That's not how that works. works. I'm pretty sure the city council is.

Speaker: I'm pretty sure the city council is over at City Hall. Right, right. where Why would they be here? Right. ah Well, I mean. Article 420 of the - Bullshit. wall Yada, yada. of whatever, New Shimmer City, states that any judge can appoint new city ah officials. Let me see that. Let me see those laws. Let me see them.

Speaker: Is he like reading off like ah um a takeout order? No, he's like writing on the back of like a menu or something wait reading off of a take how many what the fuck kind of

Speaker: ah So... Yep. He lives. Me and Bruce are forever disappointed in these two right now. Yeah, Eli says, really? Alright, time to leave the call. I'm too disappointed.

Speaker: I'm pretty sure article 420 says that any judge can elect new city council members at any time. you're pleasing What do you say to that? That has to be um That has to be signed and dotted by the actual mayor for that to work.

Speaker: You can't change the law. The mayor has to do that first. All right, he signs it, and then he hands it over to Mayor Maynard, who's like, jerkily signs it. All right, same sign to me. That's a forced sign, it so that's invalid.

Speaker: no Was it Forrest? Also, you're sitting mar so why are you ah so you're admitting he's the mayor then? What? What? No. yeah No. that's ah Then that's invalid then. No matter what you say, you lose this. If you admit he's the mayor, then he's the mayor. And if he's not, then that's invalid. to me Yeah, so...

Speaker: That is invalid right there. There we go. no That's not just the closest thing we have to a mayor. Good court case. No! What?!

Speaker: Nope. The council would be the closest thing to mayor. You just had him sign. you signed that Dakota, i'm so as I'm sorry, but there's so many loopholes in this plan you have for this guy.

Speaker: So many loopholes. I know. Well, i mean it's pretty obvious, but this is just me bullshitting my way through anything. Yes! um so there's no no law that you can pull You would need um an actual mayor and then... like months of delegation with the council to change this.

Speaker: Alright, fine. Well, where's the law that says what happens if there's no mayor?

Speaker: I'm not telling you because I feel like you're going to blow it up.

Speaker: Oh, Article 69. Right, right. The councils and stuff. Well, I elect... It's in multiple books that's passed out in the entire city, so you can't destroy them all.

Speaker: ah Okay, well. cu It's on the internet, too. What's that? What? Yeah, we have no internet. I hate to bring it to you, but we don't have internet. Yeah, what's an internet? I can't understand these technology gaps we have. I'm i'm losing my head here.

Speaker: All right. Alright. It's... It's off. It's on the Galvantia web. Yeah. Ha ha. It's a, I like that, yeah, it's a woodwind whip.

Speaker: Well... Anyway. Right. Regardless of Article 69... Judge, what if I just pay you more than what Silver is? And you just stop doing this. um mean How much is he paying you? I don't know how much i can how much I'll offer you. I don't know how much are you're offering.

Speaker: Um... 70K. i Nah, I'm good 80k? No, I honestly don't think it matters how much money you give me because it's silver there, you can just kill me at any time. i've got A deck of gods?

Speaker: i'm sorry what It's a car thing where if you pull it, you can get infinite money ah andut it and and... If you pull a certain card, you're immortal and you can't die. Can you show me this card?

Speaker: Well, if you pull it it, it uses the power. It's a deck of many things. When you pull it, it happens. Alright, here. it's It's in my pocket. I can't grab it if you want to pull it. Okay. He...

Speaker: He like gets up from the stand and walks over to you. where's Where's this deck of infinite power? it's It's in my right pocket. There you go. Um...

Speaker: It's in my cargo shorts. Yeah.

Speaker: Yeah, I'm sorry Dakota if you're gonna if you're bullshitting your way to this I'm just I am gonna make I'm gonna make this pain in this world So let me get this straight. You're...

Speaker: trying to you're You're trying to bribe... I mean... um I'm trying to out bribe. Wait, wait i kind of I kind of like where this is going. yeah Are we... Are you really trying to trick this judge into pulling from the deck of many things? Yes, I i have gotten a pull from the deck of many things, so he gets a... So, and there's only really two.

Speaker: There's only one good thing left and the rest are bad. Okay. and if ah yeah tools Let's just assume for the sake of argument. just received his license.

Speaker: to practice law. in flop. flop Inflama. You're not licensed to practice law in Lux! Uh, sure. i I have no... Hikaru, we've called him out on someone's BS. He just says, nuh -uh, and then keeps going.

Speaker: Can I double it and give it to the next person? You can double them pull these cards twice. There you go, poem twice. So... he going just Just to confirm, whatever card that he pulls is going to happen to him and not us, right? It will happen to him. Trevor pulls in his party members.

Speaker: So that technically counts silver. Yes. Yeah. Isn't it one that makes you die immediately? This can't be no, there's no I would not All right.

Speaker: That would be some shit if that's how we kick Silva's ass. No, the cards in here can change the course of the entire... Okay. fucking show, but it's not going to kill off your characters immediately. fill a poll Okay, so he reaches into your front.

Speaker: Shorts of your cargo shorts, I guess and does rummaging around and he finds a deck of cards How many cards do you want him to pull?

Speaker: Well, he said double it the next person so that's two What do you want? What? He's going to pull one card. And we're gonna see what that does first. Yeah, that's a good idea.

Speaker: So. go one I need someone to roll me a nat 20. What? mean Sorry, sorry. i said that roll wait what must to roll and mess twenty something sorry I meant to say, could one of you guys roll me a D20? Give me a nat 20 and you'll all die.

Speaker: but I figured you would be rolling it. I'll roll it since this is my plan and I can get blamed for whatever happens. There's so... This stuff in here is... so impactful. I want to make sure you guys don't think I'm cheating.

Speaker: And that one. well good thing i don't think Oh my god! Oh my god. What? Hold on. I'm going to... I'm going to copy and paste this. I need to read this fully before I sign this up.

Speaker: mm -hmm Oh boy. really helped us or really screwed us. Oh my god.

Speaker: Like... You guys couldn't... Okay. You guys pulled one of the bad cards. Yes!

Speaker: Eli, I want you to I want you to read this out. Read this out loud. Ooh! oh That one. Soul capture!

Speaker: The player's soul is removed and stored in a bubble that will rapidly float upward. They float towards an unknown location. The player's body is considered unconscious until the soul is returned.

Speaker: The player will have to create and play a different character until this is resolved. Good thing the judge pulled this card. And we can't pull it again, right?

Speaker: yes you cannot pull it again the card dissolves in front of you har i really show so what happens to the judge if only i had silver pull it Oh, I just delete it, okay.

Speaker: Oh, hold on. don't see a way that we could trick Silver into pulling that card. but oh my god if you had silver Do you have any idea how much - How fucked you would make my campaign if you - Killed Silver. Oh my god. a lot The world would be a better place.

Speaker: So what you see in front of you is a ghost Pokemon Oh my gosh, he is a ghost. Giving up the ghost. that You were looking at a ghost Pokemon.

Speaker: that has No soul. What? It should. It's a ghost Pokemon. It is dead. Like a gas leak. Oh. Let me do some quick research here.

Speaker: if you can find something that'll counter it then i'll accept it but Ghost Pokemon are literally the souls of Pokemon and any humans who died.

Speaker: case oh Okay. there rest but oh okay Do Ghost Pokemon have souls.

Speaker: oh it evolves from punkaboo what is punkaboo Yes. it's Go Scras!

Speaker: joeres that does pull women and so leave It is said to carry... Oh, never mind. I was gonna see if it's canonical. The pumpkin body is inhabited by a spirit trapped in this world.

Speaker: as the sun So does it just turn into a pumpkin then? Did we just see a pumpkin in front of us? Yeah. Ah, so it's inhabited by a spirit. So I'm going to say it's inhabited by a soul. Sure.

Speaker: so basically we just see a jack -o' -lantern in front of us You basically see... White wispiness. come out of this pumpkin as it shrivels up into a wizard Jack -o' -lantern.

Speaker: falling to the ground. It is not dead, it is unconscious. The soul forms a bubble around it and starts floating over the ocean. Wow.

Speaker: I was just hoping to give him money so he... would take the bribe. I was not expecting that. Heh. Huh. Well, we're good judge good case, guys. good job Good job, guys. No more case. No judge.

Speaker: Nice try silverback Nice try, Silver. Get us next time. You'll get us next time, champ. S - Silver's like... What the... What did you guys do? ah Well, you put us in an unwinnable trial, so we got rid of your judge, apparently. Listen, we we have... our yeah we have this thing We are this is an orb ourselves inside of us to get we could just take souls from people Mmm. This doesn't matter!

Speaker: Look, note this no one is going to recognize. She like... jabbed a paw at the Lucario. No one's going to recognize you. Your plan is invalid.

Speaker: yeah he actually knows he but also the mayor already made an announcement of the change And also has... i record Wait, I recorded it!

Speaker: I recorded the the whole thing. Did you? Did he? Yes! Oh yeah, wait, that's right, he did! I recorded it because i way so I could show him what he was before. Oh yeah, you did.

Speaker: Too bad your GPA doesn't work. Mine does. No? Well, I guess we - I dodged a tsunami!

Speaker: Mine's the one that's working. Mine's the one that's working. Fuck it silver doesn't know that. Ooh, that's no good. I like that. I like that Okay, okay. Yeah, silver doesn't know that So Silver's like...

Speaker: That doesn't matter. And she like runs over to the stenographer and pulls out the... the transcript. kill Which is like 90 % white out.

Speaker: but

Speaker: I feel like the person just went on break. He was like, I'm done. I'm fucking done. I can't record any of this shit.

Speaker: They left before the verdict. so that that The verdict isn't even there. after the night after the knife discussion they just walked away Yeah, Silver's like, what the? This is... useless what the hell ah all Alright.

Speaker: What the... What did you guys do? We proved your stupid pointless court case. You had no case. By the laws of the Devil Artemis universe.

Speaker: We won.

Speaker: I'm trying to get you out of office without killing you. She says, narrowing her eyes at the Lucario. book. Oh, okay. Honestly, what do mean a mega would be eight a Mega Lucario would be able to stand up to a Legendary.

Speaker: If this is an actual game. I don't know Let's see Bye. i can I can do this in two ways. Either you give up this position to me now,

Speaker: where things are going to get. Ugly. Oh yeah, that's right. Megalucariote. Z is still... Is it still fighting steel?

Speaker: I believe so. Also, Omega has the stats of a legendary, I'm pretty sure, don't they?

Speaker: or at least the mythical so yeah the mayor should be on par with silver then Maybe a little weaker, but she should be able to break out of this.

Speaker: let's Yeah. um Don't we have a friend? uh Our friends who are on the mission. What? Our friends were on permission? What?

Speaker: Uh. Never mind. Um... Peace. What? um Do you know where Bree is?

Speaker: Uh, Nope.

Speaker: What's our question? What does our Laura think? a Oh yeah, that's true. What has the Applin been doing this whole time? He's just been on his phone. Yeah, he's just been sitting and it in his little defendant's chair.

Speaker: letting you He's like, he's looking confused. He's like, what the f - fuck's going on? He's like not to send my boss to his thing Do her thing. Like, I knew this would be a, I knew we paid the the judge, but damn.

Speaker: I can't wait to listen back to this. I just hear the absolute lunacy that went down. Yep.

Speaker: Okay. and So, yeah, yeah honestly, Megalocario Z should have a decent shot at being able to beat Silver. Hold on. I know. Hold on then.

Speaker: I know we' not we don't know what kind of like legendary has the orb they have. Dakota, but look up that legendary and look up the... mega form of this Lucario. Look at the stats.

Speaker: If they're similar... Can the mayor have at least be able to break out of this stuff? Hold on, you're asking... Sorry, what did you ask? First of all, you're being a little bit robody. But you said... me um What about the orb? We don't know what kind of legendary orb that she has or what legendary orb is.

Speaker: Can you look up that Pokemon? Do we? We know it's Giratina. all right yeah you got yeah Is gear towing stats the same as... um That was, that was mega.

Speaker: Really close? It's a mega. A mega is usually our... It's a mega almost pseudo. Also, that's not what I would base silver stats on but Don't see it's not she is She's not as strong as heres you know.

Speaker: She has the powers of Veritina, not just the space stats of Veritina. Luke Hardizzi does not have the powers of Jiratina to control fucking matter and antimatter.

Speaker: Oh please, a crow can block Arceus' Draco Meteor.

Speaker: We're going to talk about Legendary Can't Take On. The weaker version. Of Arceus. But when a Kroga can take on a Draco Meteor head -on.

Speaker: oh Did you guys ever get experience for that battle last time? I don't think they did. the uh the mass you guys did oh no we didn't oh yeah we never did we didn't get any experience from the mass all right we'll do that after the recording because that's gonna take 15 minutes on stuff so I demand we get... um XP for this master de defense you've done Yeah, i I'll have to come we technically defeated a Pokemon

Speaker: I think Not a Scratch actually did count the court case as... battle experience. as well Because they battled a court case. Oh my god.

Speaker: yeah funny It was a court battle. Yep, I get it. Ugh. Right, so...

Speaker: So silver is threatening the mayor to leave this position Well, the current is like looking at his hands like. Pretty strong. Uh... I don't feel like letting my position go right now.

Speaker: Fine. Why would I just... give up my position like that to a fucking espion. Like, seriously. Why would I do that to a green espion? You look sickly. Like, are you okay? Oh no. This will not end well. I remember when we brought that up. Oh no.

Speaker: oh Oh no. Uno and oh no. no So. Please don't kill for me or Fred. I don't know. We'll see what happens. ah I can't guarantee anything.

Speaker: But he's got such a fun name. I know. You can't kill off the meme. I... Also, I never said I was killing him off, but I mean...

Speaker: Okay. john you're threatening to threatening and doing are two very different things Never listen to them. You're big and strong now. You don't cower to Pokemon like them now.

Speaker: Oh no. So he looks back so he was he like looked back at you to listen to what he said and he turned around and uh espion silver is fucking enormous again.

Speaker: Size doesn't matter! Size matters very much. I don't... i Wish I could like actually like last time I had silver be huge. I like modulated my voice down. I can't do that anymore Who do you think you are calling me a little espion?

Speaker: It's on illusion. This is not an illusion. And she like stomps one of her feet down and the ground shakes. This is no longer the illusion realm I had you guys in before.

Speaker: I ask you once again. Step down or things will get ugly. is everyone Does everyone see this? Like the entire crowd? Hmm? ah Everyone. I was tempted to say that everyone in this stands is... They'll count everybody. Not Johnny Trash. That just doesn't make sense anymore. Johnny Trash has a GBA. Can you start recording this?

Speaker: Oh, that's actually really cool. Oh, I like that. Yeah. All of the... uh everyone in like the stands and everything is running like They are fucking...

Speaker: Out of there. You don't know if Johnny Trash is recording or not, but he does have a GPS. Johnny Trash don't get cancelled on Twitter. So there's A possibility that he might be recording based on the desk. I'll just make sure. Are we free? Is he still holding us?

Speaker: She is no longer holding you. She transformed out of anger. And it no longer has a hold on you. I'm live streaming this bitch even though there's no one watching it.

Speaker: Yep. Oh yeah, GBA does work. Who are we live streaming this to? Because you can make video calls. Twitch doesn't exist. Everyone we know. you get You make a group chat with everyone in your contacts, including, like, fucking Farnsworth and...

Speaker: listen so listen listen listen the news team twins desk the news team people from all the way back in um You don't know their number?

Speaker: yeah I thought we had an advertisement like paper for them. They do. I don't think so. I just swear there's something to talk about. all the way over in um All the way over in Vapore.

Speaker: Yeah. It's hard. Oh! so we Oh, you guys were talking about your your one shot. Oh, yeah. Uh... I mean...

Speaker: I don't think you guys met up with them to trade numbers. I'm sending this to the Elemental Monkey News. I know. Again, I don't think you have the numbers again. But believe me, if you stream this enough people, it'll probably get on the news.

Speaker: Hikaru, we hear you.

Speaker: We hear you. And this is... what we would typically cut out of the show, but oh well. Listen guys, you got some great chili stuff.

Speaker: Yeah. so Sylveon has transformed into her huge form. sb Hashtag the loser. The mayor looks petrified.

Speaker: Hey. Ahem. He like looks back at you you guys and he's like shrugging like what the fuck do I do? Um... A great mayor never backs down.

Speaker: Yeah, but great men also don't die That's not what Achilles thinks. Achilles is known for need who is known for his sacrifice. ah He looks at his moveset, his Wobbuffet moveset.

Speaker: No, you would have gotten... No, you would. No, he would change his moveset. I'm just saying he has extreme speed. He would get the moveset of a Lekarga that a Mega Evolve would have.

Speaker: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's got extreme speed. Yeah. Run! Extreme speed. What? Run, bitch, mes run

Speaker: i wish So he does... but we We got two options here. We can either... and Or we can run. Hold on. I'm going to get up i close to the person where the mayor is like.

Speaker: Silver, i'm going I'm gonna talk some sense into him. Hold on. I'm gonna talk some sense into him. Oh, okay. i like I put my arm around his shoulder like, listen, man. button. We're gone. What button?

Speaker: Badge. Yes. oh Beautiful. Badging away. Sounds good. All of you guys zap away, and Walter, you're taking the mayor with you, right? Huh?

Speaker: Yeah. You said you're putting your arm over his shoulder. I put my arm around him and then I hit the button and then I'm... Yeah, yeah, yeah. I made it look like I was talking about pep talk.

Speaker: Yeah, I got you. I got you. See you're taking him with you Oh, yeah, and then um when we get back to the bass, I live stream like... Hashtag. Silver is a dumbass. So. And.

Speaker: I make a bunch of memes. Oh my god. You guys pop into existence. Into the base. And... uh and Alfred is down there cleaning and he sees you guys pop into the base is like Oh, hey. um You guys made it back.

Speaker: Uh, what's going on? how it Ooh, I pissed off a guy. The mayor. Of. New Shimmer is... Um.

Speaker: Not doing too hot. We we got him with us. Whoa, hey that the you're You're the mayor of Newton. Oh, my God. Well, it's an honor to meet you. I mean... Oh. What can I help you with? and Why did you bring him here, of all places?

Speaker: but This is not supposed to be secret. Silver was trying to kill him. I mean... Wait, you know who Silver is? Yes, obviously. She's the one we're trying to find in... uh shiver treat city Yeah, she's the one who has that on orb infused with her.

Speaker: Uh, Did you guys tell them about the infusion? I swear we told them all about that. fus back What? I don't remember. Did you... Did you someone?

Speaker: we We had them come with us to the mystery room, so I assume we told them. Yeah. because Alfred came the whole group came oh they yeah yeah That's right.

Speaker: Yeah, because Alfred was there fighting. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, yeah, so offers like ah yeah what what's What's going on? Silver kind of set up this completely BS court case for us saying that we murdered the mayor and tried to take over as mayor of New Summer City.

Speaker: Because we transformed the mayor. from a why not into this because he asked us to And... Clearly he's alive.

Speaker: And... Her whole thing was just BS. And then we... beat through the BS and so she went huge and was threatening to kill the mayor.

Speaker: but Whoa, whoa, whoa. Why was she... Going through all this... I don't know. why was what so Surely she had a reason. Didn't she say anything? She wouldn't become the mayor.

Speaker: Well, if it was a p s tros and bullet Which is weird because she says she has the power over... Chilling. power of gods and she's trying to become a mayor and not like the Ruler?

Speaker: It's weird. Things should go for bigger. So she was trying to... make herself mayor? Is that what you're getting at? Yes. With ah no real knowledge of how becoming a mayor works after the one mayor.

Speaker: Because a mayor can't just... appoint someone as mayor The council does. A mayor can't just give away to someone. Generally takes a city vote. i To become Yair. Mayor can't appoint anyone. He can leave.

Speaker: But then the council appoints someone as a, um... a standing mayor until a new mayor is elected. Oh. So you think she may be... For God is a dumbass.

Speaker: So you think she was trying to elect herself as a stand -in mayor? Yes. We also had a judge that was licking fake blood with a knife. That was weird. I'm sorry. It was clearly a tomato berry. Okay. Yeah.

Speaker: He had milk with him.

Speaker: So what do you think she was trying to do after... Coming May or do you have any idea?

Speaker: Um... I don't know. Take over the world from there. Take over the monster. taking over more and more. All right. State government.

Speaker: She's the power over of matter and she's becoming a mayor. I don't know what a mayor could give her that she can't make her own So what are you guys going to do from here? Because what I see at this point is your badges will let you transport back to New Shimmer City. but that power only lasts for an hour. After an hour, your badge is reset and you'll have to travel all the way back there again.

Speaker: Do we wanna go back there? are You guys have an hour to travel back. on nose About the badge and she she's probably waiting. Oh You guys have an hour to get back there or else you guys have to spend all that time traveling again Are Bree and Abyss back from their investigation? No, we have not found Bree.

Speaker: Ah, right, Brie. Abyss. yeah Is Abyss back? Uh... Bye. Don't know why my gpa is upstairs. I don't I haven't We can just text them.

Speaker: If they found it, is that what you're doing? You know what? I'm FaceTiming them. Also, waiting for that. um I'm texting Johnny Trash. Dude. Send me the video of me tricking that dumbass espion.

Speaker: Okay, so you send that out to Johnny Trash and... Yeah. uh I sent him the video of what I did. I gave him the VOD view. I want the outer view. Okay, okay. uh so All right, so you're texting abyss What are you texting him?

Speaker: Oh. um Are you doing it or are your car doing it? I just said we could do that I can just do it. Have you found anything?

Speaker: about our friend.

Speaker: alright This is not Walter forgetting the name real quick. No. Nice. And him is Brie.

Speaker: All right. Have you found anything about Brie? so He quickly texts back and it basically just says, Yeah, Brie... No.

Speaker: no No news yet here. I've been asking people around town if they've seen a... an Umbreon around town and they said that I'm the only one they've seen recently. I'm gonna go knock on the door of this ah the next I mean, I'm about to go knock on the door of this rescue team.

Speaker: because i'm gonna see if like we can put out some missing posters for them and see if that's gonna trigger anything hold on Before you do anything, I got a video to send you. I want you to send give this to every...

Speaker: Rest team person, you can see in there. I want this to go viral of Sylveon. so s Silver the Espeon. I almost said Sylveon the Espeon. Silver the Espeon. Silver on the Espeon.

Speaker: That's Sylvan Espeon trying to take over as mayor forcefully. Alright, are you on a call or are you just texting him at this point? Um... Both.

Speaker: just You're on a call. it I had to text in the video. I have to text them the video. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, whatever. It sounded like you were just talking about... Last episode, we only sent mail five feet to each other.

Speaker: That's the dumbest thing we've done. You send them the text. And he receives the video after a while. He's like clearly watching the video. So after a bit he's like, oh my god that's Insane. Are you guys okay?

Speaker: Yeah. Yeah, make sure to do a hashtag dumbass espion. Okay. i'm make I'm gonna make that trend. I don't think social media exists yet, but all right. It can train without being in social media. I'll just make a word at one saying.

Speaker: All right. So. Yeah, Abyss is like, alright, I'll spread the word, I guess. Well, yeah, no news on Bree yet. We'll keep you updated.

Speaker: okay

Speaker: Alright, man. With that, Johnny Trash sends you back uh attacks like yeah yeah yeah i got a video right here And he sends you a video.

Speaker: All right. I also text them. Is the coast clear? Oh, at the beach? Is... Is the giant.

Speaker: Espion's still there. Espeon is still here, is not giant. Does she look pissed? Very.

Speaker: Okay. Leave before something happens to you, my friend. Okay. um I'm gonna watch the video by the way that you sent me Okay, so you open the video and it's just the shakiest camera you've ever seen.

Speaker: the tropish It doesn't have legs, so it, like, bounces. ah It's, like, clearly bouncing away from the Sylveon, but it's bouncing, so the camera's just... Oh, my gosh. I forgot Johnny Trash was a... Trubbish not Garbodor. I completely forgot that for a second.

Speaker: Yeah, so the camera's just like... Like, if you just shook your phone cameras, basically what that looks like. just Oh.

Speaker: Does Sylveon just scream? Does Silver scream or mad or anything? We teleported away. Um... ah yeah what Now that we can see Silver's response to us teleporting away. Yeah, that's a good idea.

Speaker: Yeah, so basically you can still hear the audio. And since he's running away, it's a little bit faint, but you just hear... at the Espeon yelling like, God! Damn it! They got away again!

Speaker: That's pretty much what she says. Yeah, something tells me it might be better for us to... Travel there. I feel like she's going to wait an hour to see if we come back this week.

Speaker: She knows we pulled that trick at her last house. Yeah, how so like I don't. I kind of think we shouldn't badge right back. And it's sweet. How did you guys travel there? It was just an overnight train right?

Speaker: No, um We had to take two trains. yeah it was Two trains and walked a little bit. No, we had to take a train? Walk a little bit. Go over the acid river.

Speaker: no No, no, no. That was to that was to go to Breeze Home City. Yeah. I think we're talking about a new Shimmer City. Either that two trains and then walk or just two trains.

Speaker: i think Because we had that episode where it was trying to punch through trains.

Speaker: Alfred, um do you know anybody on... Would you happen to know anybody on the city council of... um New shimmer? ah Wait, no, um...

Speaker: May or may not. Yes. Who do you know on the city council? I mean, I know everyone on the city council. they're the Oh. I'm assuming the city council is like... ah I don't know we politics.

Speaker: is Is the city council just like a group of like 10 people who are - They're the people that got voted by the districts. They're the leaders of districts. Okay. so Yeah, may or may not. Like New York City, it's like...

Speaker: Every district elects a city council member and then the whole city elects the mayor. okay yeah they're basically the supreme they're the um i forget what the congress the congress basically yeah the congress but mayor size

Speaker: So. He's like, yeah, yeah i I guess I could message them. I don't... You may want to message him before Silver does anything. I don't know if that's... possible i mean i don't have any of this newfangled technology you guys have i don't i don't think i said he heard it um Hold on. no We can send mail. Yeah, I mean, I can send some. We have her a phone number.

Speaker: We have whose phone number? Yeah. Yeah. Don't we have the Amogus phone number?

Speaker: I think so. Do we have Horizon's phone number? Did she have a GPA? She might have, I just don't remember. I feel like all all the custom characters you've given GBAs.

Speaker: I feel like it gave them major characters Like the main case we we've made GPA is a lot more um a lot more common recently Yeah, because I've been handing them out to everyone who comes to the Flameback Guild, but... Yeah.

Speaker: Oh, yeah. Don't think her as a has a GBA. I'm gonna be honest. All right, then we can just make him We can just make mail and she'll get super quick Yes, we just just say you need mail and or mail sent and she'll be there. That's how it always works.

Speaker: Yeah, we can just Do. like normal paliper mail service You know, i we could try to go zip strike a male. I hear they're faster. More competitive.

Speaker: Okay. i could So Alfred pipes up. I could just go deliver some mail if you want to write something out real quick. I've got to send some things tomorrow morning anyway. Great idea.

Speaker: That's why the man offered. So you guys are writing something to each individual council member or just the what are you guys writing? telling them what's going on basically that there's a um powerful maniac that tried to kill the mayor.

Speaker: Okay. so um move right up Unless anyone else has anything? I jumped it. Uh, Yeah, do you guys have anything specific I'm gonna keep it vague if you want.

Speaker: it's yeah the espion's name is silver she's uh Very unstable mental state.

Speaker: Okay. I don't know. i i really have no idea basically just tell them what happened Okay. So... I was going to say you should attach the video you took, but I forgot this is a letter. Yep. Can't really do that, unfortunately.

Speaker: just like can you maybe do you have like floppy disks well thing we did we um shoot we made it last mayor we saw before this one they had gb they had the technology for this

Speaker: Yeah. Okay. um Wait. the You can transmit, like... If we have like contacts in the news media, media maybe some tv TV station, maybe we could transmit the video to them.

Speaker: I can... I can send this out to Monkey News if you need me to. great yeah network that that sounds perfect amazing The fire guy is the best. hello let's see oh yeah we should also probably put in the letter that the mayor is safe That the mayor is one.

Speaker: Safe. Like, does it... Since Silver did not indeed kill the mayor. Also, tell them that whatever, um... Also that... if silva tries to convince them that this is the mayor that we have video proof otherwise Okay.

Speaker: Hey, also, guys, this is a great place to fix our GBAs. Oh yeah! yeah Good idea. Very true. All right. Mine is like toasted.

Speaker: Like toast. all Alright, so you've read up these letters and you hand them to ah Alfred it's like, all right, I will get these sent first thing tomorrow morning and What time of day is it? You may want to do it now.

Speaker: It's like noon Yeah, the mail should be going out still today. We might want to get this done. Come on, do it as quick as possible before she makes a regime.

Speaker: Alright, I was just in town earlier, but it's it's fine. i can If it's urgent, I can make another room. It's not that big a deal. it's i mean We're not that far from town. Guys!

Speaker: I just hope you don't get captured too. i Why would I get captured? Here, take Silver himself to capture this man. If Silver came up to me and tried capturing me...

Speaker: Pretty sure I would crush her like a bug. so she may She has the power of a legend of a god.

Speaker: I've got the power of anger on my side. okay hot i'm sorry i'm sorry like Silver was like Godzilla. Just now. on the beach Ha ha.

Speaker: Oh, yeah, yeah, because it's on the beach, yeah. Yeah. And Alfred Chidora.

Speaker: And then it's just Alfred.

Speaker: yeah' an alpha oh get Smaller but stronger. Alright, if that's all, I'll i'll be off for now.

Speaker: Thank you. Thank you, sir. Walter's so tempted to teleport back to grab that pumpkin. To grab what? The pump, the... The pumpkin of a Pokemon that's got left. I wanted to grab that so bad before we left and I forgot. Probably not a good idea.

Speaker: It could come in handy if you ever find that soul. pffftttttttttttt Okay. So.

Speaker: With that, I think we're going to end it here because it's after 11 and oh my god, I need to get to bed. It's midnight for me. Midnight for half of us. I know, I've been trying to end this for a minute. so and yeah but That was an episode of all time, alright. That was an episode of all time. Thank you guys for listening. I've been Dakota, your PM, your DM, your GM.

Speaker: And I've been Evelyn playing Hikaru. And I've been... e Eli playing a... Very perplexed. Bruce?

Speaker: And I've been Alexander Hamilton. Jake. but Jake playing as Walter. I've been Alexander Hamilton playing as Jake this whole time.

Speaker: That's right. It's me. You didn't know I i saw it. And I'm the damn fool who shot him. Yeah. Hell yeah. Bye. Bye. ye We will see you guys.

Speaker: Next time. I'll see you guys next time. You get some late night recording energy from us. Yep. Did you just turn into an Electabuzz or was that me?

Speaker: other thing We should probably end it here. Yes. We'll see you guys next time. Bye.