Tobey is Kobe

We sat down to continue recording our 2026 NFL Preview. We really did. Instead, Allen and I somehow ended up everywhere except the NFL. We start with our frustration over Texas' hemp ban before Allen explains how simply trying to be a nice person turned his trip to see the new Spider-Man into an entire ordeal. We eventually manage to stumble into some football with the latest NFL Hall of Fame class, where I may have finally given Allen a completely different way of looking at what the Hall of Fame is supposed to represent. But surely then we started the NFL Preview, right? Absolutely not. I recently went in for an oil change and came out knowing considerably more about my car than I ever intended to learn. And after years of judging Karens from afar, a trip to Whataburger finally made me understand them. I Karend the fuck out. And the worst part? It worked. We promise we'll eventually talk about the NFL.