ESPN dropped its NBA rankings… so Michael brought receipts.
After spending hours building his own Top 100 NBA Players for the 2026–27 season, Michael puts his list against ESPN's and spends nearly an hour asking the important question:
What the hell were they thinking?
Who did ESPN get right? Who's ridiculously overrated? Who got disrespected? And where does Michael's completely different grading system lead him?
But somehow that's only PART of this episode.
🏀 The Lonzo Ball retirement rumor hits Michael like a ton of bricks after years of being a Lonzo—and Ball family—apologist.
🏈 Jaxson Dart and Malik Nabers add to an already miserable sports week.
🦂 And Michael has a theory about Drake's “Miss My Dawg.”
Is Drake genuinely telling his former friends that he misses them?
Or did this petty Scorpio make an undeniable hit called “Miss My Dawg” knowing that LeBron, Lil Wayne, Khaled and everyone else he feels betrayed him would eventually have to hear it—and maybe even catch themselves singing along?
Because maybe the point isn't that Drake misses them.
Maybe Drake wants them to miss Drake.
We also get into “Cold Shoulder,” whether Drake is getting a little too simpy, Choosin’ Texas and why Michael believes a REAL Drake/Ella Langley country remix could still be coming.
Oh, and Jeff and Michael recorded an entire episode last week.
That shit is gone.
The audio disappeared, leaving another lost episode of Politically Uncorrect behind.
And after spending an episode talking about rankings, loyalty, betrayal, people you miss and relationships that aren't what they once were, Michael eventually has to confront something considerably more personal:
Can you still be a good friend while accepting that a friendship has changed forever?
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