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PHP Quiz Show 2025
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The most fun horror movie trivia game. *BUZZ* What is the Professional Horror Podcast Quiz Show? That's correct! It's that time of year again where your lovely host Chris Donovan has assembled his friends Carrie Drake-Coyle, Nichole Cava, and the reigning champion Sean Hogan to test their wit, knowledge, and trash talking ability to see who will win the 2025 PHP Quiz Show. Chris will see how well his contestants know their stuff on body horror, analog horror, Amityville Horror and so so much more. So pick up your buzzers and join us for another installment of the spookiest quiz show around!
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Introduction to the Quiz Show
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Hello and welcome to the professional horror are podcast, the podcast that just loves Wheel of Fortune. I am your host, the wonderful and very pretty Chris Donovan, and today folks, it truly is the most wonderful time of the year, my most favoritest thing to do for this podcast. It's time for the fourth ever installment of the Professional Horror Podcast Quiz Show. Oh man, I am so excited for another awesome game. Bit different this year, we've only got three contestants instead of the usual four. Unfortunately, Megan and Julia couldn't be join us this year, but hey, we're gonna rock it this year with three contestants and let's introduce them now.
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First up, making her triumphant return to the PHP Quiz Show, feeling the love after Julia and Nicole did it for her last year, it's Carrie Drake-Coyle. How's
Contestant Introductions
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it going, Carrie? Going great, guys. Super pumped to be back.
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Hell yeah. Next up, the person who maybe took the whole doing it for you, Carrie thing a bit too literary last year, ending up last year's game very heavily at the negatives, but is back with a vengeance. It's Nicole Kava. How's it going, Nicole?
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Chris, I hope that you are prepared for the future rain. Of Nikki Two Belts. As a friend group, inside joke, make a champion. Because I am ready to reclaim what is rightfully mine as the greatest professional horror podcast quiz show participant of all time. And it's not just me saying that. Wattpad says it. My cat say it. My hot husband says it.
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Piper says it. Wow. Amazing. Thank you. Thank you for that, Nicole. i feel like you should be walking out to ah thunderous applause right now. Applaud me. Thank you.
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And lastly, we have the reigning, defending, undisputed professional podcast quiz show champion, the boy who once more has the oi, winning last year's game in dramatic fashion on the final question. It's Sean Hogan. How's it going, Sean?
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It's wonderful to be here, Chris. You see, last year, i faced a lot of adversity. A last minute replacement for an advertised opponent, cage fighters have been known to back out of a fight for less. But I'm a man of the people, and I refuse to let the millions of listeners who tuned in to listen to me do what God gifted me the ability to do. Carrie couldn't cut it. And once again, a yellow-haired devil tried to steal my soul. More importantly, she tried to steal my title and the integrity of this organization.
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But I, a child of light, a champion among champions, did not succumb to evil. And you keep my daughter's name out of your filthy, yellow-haired, deviled mouth. The king is here, and he's here to defend his title. You know, like any franchise, Sean, you may have had a good few good performances. But let's be real, the material has become stale and overstayed your welcome. So let's recast you in the reboot next year, OK, Chris? Try not a choke on your lies.
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I have a cold.
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Okay, so, as is as is tradition here, I will be the host for this Jeopardy!
Quiz Show Format Explained
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I mean, non-copyright infringing game show. And the game will go a little something like this. We start off with the first round, where there are six categories with five questions each.
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The further down in the category you go, the more points the questions are worth, but the more difficult the questions become. All buzz-ins must wait until I finish reading the clue, and all answers must be in the form of a question. The point values for round one are 200, 400, 600, 100.
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800 and 1000. And in the first round, there is one spot on the board called a jump scare. When one of our contestants picks that spot, they alone get to answer that question and risk as many of the points they've accumulated as they'd like to answer it. Then in round two, another six category five question each round, but the point values are doubled.
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So it'll be 400, 800, 1200, 1600, and And there are jump scares then we end with one last scare the final question where each of our contestants can wager as many of the points as they've earned in the first two rounds they'd like to try and win by answering the final question correctly. Now, normally, this kind of game show would be enjoyed in a visual medium, perhaps, say, 7.30 after podcast favorite show, Wheel of Fortune, but I will do my best to convey all the information you might need about points and what is left on the board as the game goes on. Any questions before we begin? no sir.
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Hell yeah. Then let's start the first round and reveal this year's first round categories.
First-Round Categories
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We start with The Body Is T-Romatizing, all about body horror. Then we move on to Back In My Day, a category all about the early days of horror movies, perhaps even before the time of the Talkin' Pictures. Then we have Reader Beware, You're in for a Scare. In this category, I took a classic horror story, novel, novella, whatever, and reimagined it as if it were a Goosebumps book, title and synopsis included, and you will have to tell me what a original what a classic horror story I based it off of. Then we move on to Low-Tech Terror, all about analog horror stories. Then we have Goodnight s Springton, There Will Be No Encore, all about fictional bands and musicians in horror movies.
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And then we wrap up round one with letterboxed reviews with threatening auras. I will read an actual factual review off of letterbox of a horror movie, a shitpost review, let's be real. And you tell me what what movie they are reviewing. I love that.
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um love it. I'm so excited for this one. All right, Sean, you are the defending champ, so you have first pick of these clues. So take it away. Let's start with back in my day for 200. 1931 was a banner year for horror, as these two universal movie monsters would both make their debuts in a Talkin' Pictures.
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ah That is Carrie. What is The Mummy and Frankenstein? Incorrect. Nicole. ah What is Dracula and the Phantom of the Opera? Also incorrect. Sean.
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Phantom of the Opera is a silent movie. What is Dracula and Frankenstein? Correct. Dracula and Frankenstein. Carrie and i both deserved half points for that. That's why we wanted two. right. So Nicole and Carrie are starting off at minus 200 and Sean is at 200. Buzzer is reset. Sean, you remain with control of the board. Perfectly balanced.
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Let's say we're back in my day for 400. This early European artistic movement, which preferred surreal imagery over realistic visuals, created early horror bangers like Nosferatu and the cabinet of Dr. Caligari.
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Nicole. What is German Expressionism? Correct. Tyshawn at 200 and have control the board. Let's go with Letterboxd Reviews with Threatening Auras for 200. All right. Three and a half stars. Imagine being left out of your family's suicide. Ella Mayo.
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Carrie. What is Midsommar? Correct. What is Midsommar? Of course she got that one.
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Guys, I'm back. And you're back on the positive side, Carrie. So back. So back. We're so fucking back. did All right. ah I want to do that again. Let's go with Letterboxd Reviews of Threatening Artist of 400. right. Five stars. The cure to capitalism is boating with the boys.
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Capitalism is boating with the boys. Ooh, it's a five star? Five stars. Nicole. What is Jaws? Correct. What is Jaws? it's so I was gonna say Jaws. It's the five stars that gave it away.
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the cu to i just i just love that. What's a good movie. Oh, yeah. I just love the cure to capitalism's boatwin with the boy with the boys. Alright, Nicole, you are out in front with 600. Okay, um let's do The Body is T-Romatizing for 200. All right. Demi Moore being nominated for Best Actress in 2024, but losing out to the younger it girl, Mikey Madison, is weirdly fitting given the themes of this film that netted more the nomination.
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ah Carrie. What is The Substance? Correct. Really good movie. That movie slapped. It was really good. All right, Carrie, you have tied Sean with 200. Woohoo. All right. I'm going to go with Reader Bear Beware. You're in for scare for 400. For 400. All right. The Haunted Painting. Something's wrong in Sibby's art class. Mr. Gray is old-fashioned and creepy, but not as creepy as that portrait on the wall above his desk. And why does it change every day? Sibby better figure out what's wrong with her teacher before self-portrait day.
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Sean buzzed in before you were finished reading the question. I watched it happen. I watched it happen. He did. I'm researching the buzzer in three, two, three, four. predicted when you were finishing. That's nonsense. You jumped off sides, Sean. Oh my God.
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Buzzers reset. its Nicole. What is the portrait of Dorian Gray? Correct. correct not the right no and No, It's the picture of Dorian Gray. You had your chance and you buzzed too early. She said portrait.
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That's wrong. It's the picture of Dorian Gray. It said it right there in the letters. I can't hear you over my points. I'm so high on top of these points. You're so far below. I can't hear you. Oh my God. I was robbed. Let's do low tech
Niche Horror Knowledge
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terror for 200. All right.
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Raph, get a hold of the damn match. I i have control of this match. You know what? Don't make me toss you out of this one. Do the dramatic. Hit it with the All right. You can't toss me out. I'm the best player of all time. Other people say it. It's not just me saying it. It's not just me saying it. Low tech terror for 200. And the clue is this analog horror is a web series that features found footage and liminal spaces showing people essentially clipping through reality and ending up here. Also soon to be an A24 horror movie.
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Sean. What is the back rooms? Correct. Breaking a tie with Carrie and you're up to 400 points. Okay. Breaking a tie with me was not hard. Let's go with back in my day for 600. 600. right. The most famous early adaptation of Dr. Jacqueline, Mr. Hyde is this 1920s version starring this silent movie actor. Some 60 to 70 years later, his granddaughter, Drew, would become a screen queen.
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Sean. Who is John Barrymore? Correct. John Barrymore. You guys know that he's buried in Philadelphia? I did know that. Yeah, that's why the local theater ah awards in Philly the Barrymore's. Yeah, the Barrymore Awards. I did not know that.
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Shout out to Brandon J. Pierce, my good buddy, Barrymore nominated and winner. Yeah, he's a go. Snaps. Sean, you have tied Nicole now at a thousand and have control of the board. I believe you mean i have seized my rightful place, which is almost in front of Nicole. um Get out of here. tied with Nicole, that's your rightful place. Your rightful place.
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We're tied. Yeah. yeah You'll never be tied with me. It's picture. Picture of Dorian Gray, Nicole. So back in my day for- You have to read the buzzer at the appropriate time, Sean? Back in my day for 800. And the clue is- Are only capable of answering questions in this category, man? Seems very, like, one trick. This particular year, I've watched a lot of classics because my daughter can watch them with me. That's true.
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All right, back in my day for 800, and the clue is known as the Man of a Thousand Faces. This actor was famous for his special effects makeup, including roles as Quasiboto and the Phantom of the Opera. Apparently, it's genetic, too, as his son saw amazing success portraying the Wolfman.
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Nicole. Who's Lon Chaney? Correct, Lon Chaney. And his son, Lon Chaney Jr. was the Wolfman. You broke the tie with Sean, and up to 1,800 points, Nicole. Okay. I don't think I'm going to get this, but we haven't ah broached this category yet. So we're going to go there will be no encore. For $200, please. For $200. In weird-that-it-happened-twice kind of thing, 2024 brought us two store studio horror movies that prominently feature fictional pop stars where some shit goes was down at a concert. We had Lady Raven in the M. Night Shyamalan film Trap and Sky Riley in the smirking sequel.
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Nicole? What is Smile 2? Correct, Smile 2. There's not a subtitle to that? Nope, no subtitle. Oh, shit. okay Also, can I just say, I've said it to you guys before, but I'm saying it on air. Sky Riley's music, unironically bops. 100% bops. If you're on Spotify, the Smile 2 soundtrack is just an EP of her music. It's all really good. I'll have to check it out. I added it to my Curly Pop playlist as well. Nice.
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right, Nicole, you're to 2,000 points. Let's do low tech terror for 400, please. 400. The YouTube series Marble Hornets is a three season 97 episode documentary about a group of characters run-ins with this internet creation known as the operator in this series. I haven't a clue. 97 episode mockumentary about a group of characters. I feel like this was a big thing back in the day. I didn't watch much of it. And I'm chronically online, so...
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Wait, on town I'm trying to figure out what the the question is in this. I'm asking for what the internet creation who is called the operator in this series is. What the the villain is. Like what the thing that's- What kind of creature it is? Yeah, yeah,
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Oh, no idea. I've never heard of this. Any guesses? Mm-mm. Then it's gotta be in the name, right? The operator. all right, Sean, you passing? I have to. The correct answer is, who is Slenderman?
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What? This was Slenderman? This was a Slender series, yep. He's called the Operator? Yeah, they call him the Operator instead of Slenderman. That's weird. Yeah, and I don't know what Marble Hornets has anything to, like, the name. i don't know what that has Slenderman, but I just know this was a big YouTube thing where they were, like, did this long-form series about, like, what Slenderman was doing.
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and someone who was like trait you know chasing down leads about missing people that were taken by Slender. Guys, if that was the 400 question, we're in trouble in this category. We'll see. We'll see. Nicole, I believe you still have control of the board. Okay. Let's do The Body is T-A-Romatizing for 400, please. Quite proud of that title. Possessor, a 2020 movie about an assassin who hops into other people's bodies to commit hits, but begins to lose herself in their identities, was directed by the son of this director, also a purveyor of body horror, such as Shivers and The Fly.
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Sean. Who is David k Cronenberg? Correct. His son, Brandon k Cronenberg, directed Possessor. Pretty decent. I didn't know that. Yep. His daughter also made a movie last year that was just kind of eh.
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wasn't body horror, but it was a horror-adjacent kind of story. You're up to 1,400 points, Sean. All right. Let's just go back in my day for 1,000. This should a difficult question, I think. This 1932 film is really a trailblazer and unsung originator for the slasher genre.
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Unfortunately, 14 minutes and two whole female characters were cut out of this film due to the Hays Code, thus making the title a misnomer. Oh, oh no.
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It's going to kill me when you do real this. It it is going to kill me. We're all going to have that moment. It's a slasher. it's like... I know this. It's killing me right now. The title the number of women that get killed.
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yeah i have referenced I haven't seen it yet, but I have referenced it in my History of Slasher Movies book that and about needing to see it for this book. Yes. share that Yeah, it's going to kill me. All right. We're all passing?
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Yeah. 13 deadly dames. If we're all passing, the correct answer is, you're pretty close, Carrie. It is, what is 13 women? ah Oh! See, I was thinking, like, an alien. I was gonna say, like, the 13 mujeres or something. Yeah. The...
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But yeah, there's only 11 women in the ah in the movie because they cut you out for the Hays Code violations. Your comfort category's out now, Sean. What are you going to do? That's all right. Let's go with low-tech horror for $600, please. For $600. And we have... this and this one's not slender man No.
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No, it's a kaiju movie. It's a kaiju. Which means the answer is either so obvious or deceptively hard. Yeah, because it's either a fake kaiju or it's one that's well known. Exactly. i don't want to take this risk. It does say it's a
Unique Horror Films Discussion
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famous kaiju movie in the clue. But it could have been a like an in-series famous kaiju. It could. do it take How many points is this one? 600. I can take that risk.
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Nicole. What is Godzilla? Correct. hu Godzilla 1954. And apparently the series goes on where like the the fusing of the suit actor and the guy can become contagious. So he bites the guy who plays Ghidorah or Ghidorah and he becomes fused to his suit. It's weird. See, that's what I was thinking. I'm like, it's either Godzilla or it's going to be one of the other monsters in the series that I don't know the name of. the Or I was thinking it was going to be like, what was his name? Like say Cyberman or whatever. Oh, Cyberman. The other sentai kind of series.
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Yeah. Well, it's yeah. So one of the first sentai. Oh, ul but not Ultraman, is it? Yeah. Ultraman. Ultraman. Yeah. was thinking it was like Ultraman because it says man in the suit. And I was like, I was first thinking the monster suit. And was like, maybe he's the hero. Yeah. Yeah. becomes all like monstrified because he's like trapped in the suit and the Godzilla suit. It's kind of a weird thing, but hey. All right, Nicole, you're up to 2,600 points now. All right, let's do reader beware. You're in for a scare 600. 600. And we have the ghosts on the hill. Thea and Ella are new in town. They've been trying and failing to make friends with anyone but themselves until a group of kids invites them to hang out at the spooky old Montague house at night. Thea and Ella are about to make some new friends, but not all of them will be alive.
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carrie what is haunting on hill house correct haunting of hill house you're up to 800 points carrie oh my god think this might be the most points i've ever had she's so back everybody so you so its she spent that year off just training just i've been i've been so you couldn't have done worse than nicole last year i'm sorry did you just wake up your baby maybe i hope not that's brian's problem sorry you're good brian hit the wrong switch yes sorry i did just wish my baby it's fine all right anyway everything's fine ah
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Right. ah Let's go with Goodnight Springton. There will be no encore for 400. For 400. All right. This movie starts with a Canadian hair metal band named called Triton showing up at a barn to record their next album and ends with John Micklethorpe fighting Satan in a metal Speedo. Nicole. Oh, no. What is a rock and Rock and Roll Nightmare? Correct. Rock and Roll Nightmare. Yes.
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Up to 3,000 points, Nicole. Thank you. You've only seen that movie because of me. Yeah. Chris Donovan. It's so good, man. It's so cute. He showed me in that movie. That is true. All right. That's fair. um Well, you know what?
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Tough shit, Sean. Let's do letterbox reviews with threatening auras for 600. 600. All right. Saving this category. Four stars. So he definitely fucked the car, no? gary This is a horror movie?
00:19:19
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What is Christine? Correct. Oh my God. Four stars is pretty fair for Christine. Yeah, it's it's a good movie. That was a cult classic movie me and my buddies would watch a lot, and our favorite thing was they they would call everybody shitters as a common thing that you say about people. They're shitters.
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And then one of the dude does take a shit on his dashboard. Yeah, yeah. You were really right about that guy. ah Carrie, you were up to you are tied with Sean at second with 1,400 points.
00:19:51
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All right. um Let's go with Letterboxd Reviews for 800. All right. Four stars. Free cell phones is the type of shenanigans nerds just got up to. Nowadays, they just make Reddit accounts. We used to be a country.
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Oh, man. What is that movie?
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I don't even know where to start with this. We're stars. so like stars. Good movie. It's good movie. i feel like this is that alien movie that's like a one-er the entire time, but I can't remember the name of that movie. Group fave movie. I might even go so far as to call it. A group fave?
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Group fave? ah It's a horror movie where nerds get up to shenanigans without cell phones. So it's a period piece. It's not period piece. It's just of its time. It could have just been made in the When I say period piece, I mean, guys, when I say period piece, I mean like before 2013. Yeah, it was made before 2013. That is true. don't know. Any guesses?
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my Favorite? i I'm going to kick myself. group favorites like of all of us i think of all of us if not all of us most of us i swear to god if you say that tayola's movie and none of us have heard of it i guarantee i can guarantee it's not true carrie what is the evil dead incorrect ah it's all right guys i'm just living up to my damn she's back everybody guys i'm so happy baby anyone else can take a guess no
00:21:25
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that honestly that was going to be my guess so it's the only thing i can think of i'm like nerds go into the woods and read book like latin from books yeah that makes sense they're not nerds don't you see that one guy all he does is yell at his girlfriend that means he's a jock yeah yeah this is right if everyone's passing it is a pair of nerds and man someone's tumblr feed did not give them this uh review because what reanimator wow This is not, that is, there's nothing gay in this this this whole thing. What a terrible description of this movie. In my defense, not a favorite for me.
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Man. One of mine, and yeah and if that review had been even a smidge gay, I would have gotten it. Probably, probably. My version's better. Your version is better. will give you that. I will give that to you, Sean. I will give that to you, Sean. Chris, cut that out of this episode so no one knows I gave him a compliment.
00:22:20
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Play it in slow motion. If I win, it has to be done in slow-mo afterwards. like That moment, it's her. It's her saying yours is better, Sean. No. If that happens, I demand you go back and and recut the last episode so that Sean is saying Yules every five seconds. I it was Yules.
00:22:45
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Oh, shit. All right, Carrie, you got that one wrong, but you still have control of the board with 600. Oh, cool. um Let's go with the body. Is T-ROMATizing 600? The 2014 film Starry Eyes, a movie about an actress literally killing herself for a role, became a bit more relevant a few years later when this online campaign started to shed more light on Hollywood's institutional abuse towards women.
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Nicole? what ah What is Me Too? Correct. The Me Too movement. Starry Eyes is a very good movie, but it is not a fun movie to watch. It's literally like an actress sleeps with a producer for a role and then like literally her like hair and teeth start falling out because she's being turned into like a studio person now. like They're like priming her to be a celebrity kind of thing. Dude, every time i see that actress, I'm always like, that's the chick from Starry Eyes. it's it's a really good movie honestly it's a better pet cemetery movie than the pet cemetery remake that this director's made later i'll give you that yeah there's some real good pet cemetery vibes in that movie all right nicole you're up to 3600 points in first place let's do what i want to um i want to pull the trigger on that letterbox reviews or do i want to like save it till the end because they're fun
00:24:04
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I'm going save it. Let's do reader beware. You're in for scare. Eight hundo. Eight hundo. All right. We have the girl in the wall. Charlotte doesn't like her new house. The windows have bars on them. The floors are all scratched up and her room looks plain ugly, but it gets worse at night when Charlotte hears whispering coming from the walls at night. Can Charlotte convince her parents that the strange occurrences aren't her and are the girl in the wall?
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Sean. What is the yellow wallpaper? Correct. Yellow wallpaper. Yeah. Yellow wallpaper. Oh my God. That's not, my brain did not go there. thought it was that. right, Sean, up to 2,200 points.
00:24:41
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You all thought I could only name movies from the thirties, but I could name classic literature also. He could read books from the thirties too. i actually Wow. He can read books.
00:24:52
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I read books real good. All right. ah Let's go with low-tech horror for 800 because Nicole's struggling with those. day i do struggle with those.
00:25:04
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This 2022 analog horror about two kids trapped in their home alone as the doors and windows disappear was a lot of people's best horror film of that year. And as a movie, I'd rather pop my top off than have to suffer through again. Pop your top off?
00:25:17
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I'd rather fuck more. It has nothing to do with the actual movie. I just hate this movie with all of my soul. Two kids trapped in a home alone as the doors and windows disappear.
00:25:29
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I've never heard of this. Wait! Nicole. What is Skinnamarink? Correct. Oh my god. I never saw that. I hate that goddamn movie. I never saw it either, but the clue was what 2022 movie did Chris despise vehemently? Skinnamarink. Oh my god. It's slower than molasses, dude. Jesus Christ. Good lord. All right, Nicole, you're up 4,400 points. Let's do no encore for 600, please. 600. In this 2009 film, an indie band named Low Shoulder tries to strike it big by sacrificing a virgin to Satan. It doesn't exactly go with a plan, and they up creating something evil, and not just high school evil. That was a pre-buzz. Sorry, sorry. Sorry.
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Buzz is free. Sean. What is Jennifer's Body? Correct. Jennifer's Body. That movie rules. it's That movie is amazing. I love that movie. I saw Low Shoulder and instantly knew how. I saw all of us on camera reach for our mouths. We all locked in at the same time. I actually had to scroll to get my phone to not lock me out. was like, no, not on this one. Not on this one. It does technically work for They do make it big, but just also create a succubus. All right. Let's do low-tech terror for a thousand. For a thousand. One of the archetypical analog horror stories, Ben Drowned, is an internet creepypasta about a seemingly haunted copy of this Nintendo 64 game.
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Carrie. What is the Legend of Zelda? Which Legend of Zelda? Ocarina of Time. Oh, Carrie, I'm so sorry. Goddammit, are you serious? Oh. Sean.
00:27:13
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What is ah Legend of Zelda Majora's Mask? That's correct. How do you people know this? There's only two Legend of Zelda's on dancing six four and can like rolled the I knew of that information.
00:27:28
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from can't believe i guessed that wrong i'm so mad the i said messaged i think the group about this but like they're making a legend of zelda live action series and the actor who's playing link is named ben and someone just tweeted out like someone better be on duty for the water scenes it'd be a shame if ben drowned and i had like psychic damage was like
00:27:52
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Like, I had completely forgot Ben Drowned existed until someone reminded me. I can't. Ocarina of Time is is literally, i don't think I ever would have gotten the other one, because Ocarina of Time is the only one I know, like, off the of my head. ah So, Carrie, unfortunately, you're up to you're down to minus 400 after that, and Sean, you're up to 3,800. Nice. Let's so back, everybody. still So fucking back.
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let's Let's go with Goodnight Springton. There will be no encore for 800. That done dont more that is the jump scare, Sean. i knew it just by the positioning of it. i was like, this has got to be the... How much of your 3,800 points would you like to risk, Sean?
00:28:36
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You currently 600 back of Nicole's. Uh, let's go for a thousand. A thousand. All right. And the category Goodnight Springton, there will be no encore. The clue is things go way, way wrong for the punk band. The Ain't Rights when they get stuck in the titular green room and at the mercy of a group of skinheads led by Darcy Banker, played by this Shakespearean thespian.
00:28:57
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You want the title? I want the, I want the actor. I want who played the lead the lead villain in green room. Oh, this is Jean-Luc Picard. is ah Who is Patrick Stewart? Sir Patrick Stewart. Correct. Sir Patrick Stewart. Son of a bitch! Was the skinhead in that movie.
00:29:19
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Would never have guessed that. I had no idea what that was. I'm not the biggest fan of Green Room, but he's good in it. I didn't watch it, but I knew he was in it. Yep. Same. So Sean, you have taken the lead over Nicole by 400 points. I have taken my rightful place. Get the fuck of here. Don't be sexist, Sean. There are six clues remaining. 801,000 in Body is T-Romatizing, 1,000 in Goodnight Spring to the Nobino One Core and Letterboxd Reviews, and 201,000 in Reader Beware You're in First Care.
00:29:51
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Let's go with two hundo for reader beware you're in first gear. Myself, the monster. When Henry makes a strange elixir in science class, it changed him into a monster terrorizing his school and classmates. Can Henry reverse the effects or will Edward be showing up to class forever?
00:30:07
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Carrie. What is um Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde? Correct. I think that is a very good goosebumpsification of that story. That was a very good one. It's also Jekyll. Thank you.
00:30:19
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Jekyll. Pronounced Jekyll. Are you one of those people that say Jif? Do you say Rene Somme? I'm just saying that it's really supposed to be pronounced Jekyll, and he's supposed to be turned into a short, tiny, little troglodyte man.
00:30:36
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technically in fact can't take it big Technically speaking, in the original, original story, they were not actually separate people. He was just being a piece of shit out in public and pretending to be someone else. Like his 4chan username?
00:30:51
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Yeah, basically. basically he He looked like ah ah his his brow got pronounced. He looked like a caveman. right but yeah was The original story is like the lawyer trying to find out who this Mr. Hyde guy is, and it's just Jekyll. Oh yeah, it's a It's a hilarious short story because most of it is almost making fun of like the Victorian era of being outraged for the sake of being outraged. But it does, it opens up with Dr. Jekyll trampling a little girl and making her cry. And then this guy is like, how dare that scoundrel? I'm going to make him come back and pay her father a farthing. Like, you know,
00:31:31
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i the One of the books I'm reading from my History of Slasher book has a section talking about Jack the Ripper and that there was at the time in London a production of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde and people thought the guy playing Jekyll and Hyde was so good that it made him a Ripper suspect. and see ah ah then the author was like i'm not saying but he moved to america and there were murders where he lived in america soon after i'm like are you giving credence to this theory bro that's not what you should be doing man roe filing yeah for real he also moved to new york there were murders in new york you know you don't say in early nineteen hundreds Wow. Grass is green. The sky is blue. yeah Way to repeat those GOP talking points. This is a podcast. for
00:32:21
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I'm just saying the nineteen hundred York is all is crazy. In the early 1900s, man. Rough period out there. Carrie, you're up to minus 200 and there are five clues remaining. All the the heavy hitters left.
00:32:35
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You got this. right. Reader, beware. You're in for scare for 1,000. Let's do it. All right. i my wait my but An asteroid in my backyard. Hang on. I will be here. Okay, you good? I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.
00:32:45
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Man, nothing ever happens in this town. At least that's what Teresa thought. Because when an asteroid crashed into her backyard, things really start to change around town. The crops get bigger. The animals have all changed into strange forms. And why does her dad keep going out to the well at night?
00:33:01
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Sean. What is Invasion of the Body Snatchers? Incorrect. Fuck! Nicole or Carrie, you taking a shot? Nope. I... Sean guessed my guess. Yeah, i'm going to have to pass. I don't know.
00:33:15
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Surprised you got this one wrong, Sean. This is What is the Color Out of Space? Lovecraft story. There was a woman in there. I immediately wrote Lovecraft. I legitimately was looking through the story and like none of the characters had names, period. So I pulled up the Nicolas Cage adaptation from a couple of years ago. And I was like, Teresa's the little girl. I could work with that as a Goosebumps protagonist.
00:33:40
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All right. ah Nicole, I mean, I don't care. You still have control the board. All right. Let's go with the body is T-Romatizing for 800. If you get these all right, Carrie, you can catch up with me. The body is T-ROMATizing for 800, and the clue is this Swedish movie about a little girl who brings a crow's egg into the house after her mother kills the crow that laid it. What comes out of the egg, though, is a girl slash crow hybrid thing that ends up looking like the little girl. I don't think they explained why. Cracking good movie, though. Yeah, dude.
00:34:11
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Made some some pretty sharp ah people's top ten horror movies of the year. it came out, in fact, actually. I'm sure in Sweden it was a real big hit. I don't know this movie, but I sure as shit want to know this movie. really It's pretty good. Oh, this is where Lyra Valkyrie came from.
00:34:28
Speaker
That's how she got so... Lyra came out of this movie? you came out of the egg. She flew out? She came out of the egg. She came out of the egg, delivered and a nightwing, and i'm just left? I have no idea. Alright, if we're all passing, the answer is what is hatching?
00:34:46
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cool Yeah, it's a really cool movie about like, she literally like raises this little crow thing. It starts to become more and more like her. And it's really, freak really good effects. Does she have to throw up in his mouth?
00:34:57
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she like Yeah, she does like feed it and stuff. And then it like starts like doing bad things for her. Like she gets past, like when, like the crow girl thing attacks the girl ahead of her in like the gymnastics spot so that she'll get it. It's it's the the kid in their monster Yes, it's it's pet monster coded. Yeah, it's really, really good.
00:35:18
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Pet monster coded. Yeah. All right, let's go with Goodnight Springton. There'll be no encore. All right, for 1,000, we have this 1974 Faustian musical features quite a few fictional bands, such as the Undeads with Beef as lead singer, the Beach Bums, formerly the Juicy Fruits, and features the titular character rocking the Tonto with some sick synth.
00:35:38
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Sean. Yo, what is the Phantom of the Paradise, my dude? Phantom the Paradise. This movie fucking slaps. It's really good. movie good. It's really good. a great musical. All right, Sean, you are back in first place with 4,800 and you have two clues left. The body is T-aromatizing and letterbox reviews with threatening auras for a thousand apiece. Let's go in letterbox reviews for a thousand because Nicole won't be saving for last and I want to take that from her. Wow. You're so mean.
00:36:03
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For 1,000 letterbox reviews with threatening auras and the clue is four stars. I hope when my daughter hits puberty, it'll be a tad less eventful. Sean. What is Ginger Snaps?
00:36:14
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Incorrect. Fuck! oh That's a very good guess, though. It could have been Ginger Snaps. Any other guesses? ah I can guess again. and I want to guess, but it'll... if I get it wrong.
00:36:28
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The pain. The pain. Before you reveal, can I make a guess again? If Nicole and Carrie pass, you can just say it. It won't count for points, though. Hang on. I'm thinking... I don't think I'm to get it because I can't think of anything. the answer in the room with us? Like twice. Is the answer in the room with us?
00:36:48
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Oh, wait. Wait.
00:36:52
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Carrie. I'm doing it. I'm going for it. What is Carrie? Incorrect. God damn it. I have two guesses for this. I don't have a guess. Yeah, I don't have a guess. All right.
00:37:03
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All right. this This is either Splice or the Vich. incorrect on both of them, Sean. Oh. this guys this is You guys were going too deep. This was more of a kiddie pool answer. This is what is The Exorcist?
00:37:17
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ah I don't think she hates puberty during that. She does. That wasn't puberty related. She's bleeding because she's a cross-up. The movie is about a recently of age girl and the evils of becoming a woman, basically. Man, I don't remember there being moment where her- That was not a puberty movie.
00:37:40
Speaker
It's a harry's a puberty movie. Harry is a puberty movie. Harry is a puberty movie. Harry is the puberty movie. Thank you. I agree. But it's The Exorcist. Someone didn't leave that review on Carrie. Or if they did, I didn't see it. i picked The Exorcist. All right. Well, Carrie just cost me a thousand points. She did. on Poor Carrie. So after with one clue remaining, Nicole's in first with 4,400. Sean has 3,800. And Carrie's at minus 1,200. Maybe she can claw her way back with the body is T-aromatizing for a thousand. And the clue is...
00:38:11
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This 1989 body horror film about a cult of wealthy elites seems pretty straightforward until the third act, when the shunting begins. Oh, oh. John. What is society? Correct.
00:38:24
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Society. ah It was going to be like, culture. i thought about I thought about putting a hint in it to be like, man, we do be living in one, but thought it was too obvious. Yeah. We do be living. be lot Yes, what is a dystopia?
00:38:42
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Oh, that is true, too. That is true, too. Society is a hilarious body horror movie, though, because it's basically like a normal dude ends up in, like, Epstein Island, but, like, the Epstein Island situation is, like, people fusing with each other. Yeah, the island is ah a mass of flesh, basically, of all the Yeah.
00:39:03
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And like, yeah, like he's being chased by a bunch of wealthy people fused in acts of coitus. So like there's like people's heads coming out of other people's asses and stuff while chasing him like down the hallway.
00:39:16
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And they're they're all moaning the whole time. really freaky. But hilarious. Yeah. after round one, Sean is in lead with 4,800. Nicole is right behind him with 4,400. And selecting first in double Jeopardy is Carrie. Or does the second round. so Jeopardy, who who watches that show? um Selecting first in the second round is Carrie with minus 1,200.
00:39:39
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So in round two the point values in each category double. So the values are now 400, 800, 12,000. 1200, 1600, and 2000. And remember, in this round, there are two jump scares. So now let us reveal the categories for round two. We start with maybe the real Amityville Horror is the ripoffs we made along the way. You guys know, you guys know I love this.
00:40:04
Speaker
but the You guys know I love these kind categories. I will give you two actually existing Amityville movies and one I made up. I'm so excited with this. And you to spot the fake. So pumped.
00:40:18
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Then we move on to animals that lived millions of years ago, black dinosaurs, all about horror movies with dinosaurs in them. Just pretty straightforward. Nice. nice In our next story is the next category, which is all about movie anthologies, not TV show anthologies, movies that have multiple like short films in them. Okay. Okay.
00:40:39
Speaker
Then we have The Man of Your Nightmares, all about the works The Career of Robert Englund. Next up is Dial M for Murder. M in quotation marks will indicate that each correct response will begin with the letter M. And then we finish with everyone's favorite title-mashing game before and after.
00:40:58
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Carrie. I just have to pull up which ones are the jump scares. Cool. All right. 400. I'm sorry. Maybe the real Amityville horror is the ripoffs made along the way for 400. Okay.
00:41:12
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Oh, shit. The responses are Amityville Emanuel, Amityville Karen, Amityville Jason. carrie ah No, that is Carrie. Yes. What is Amityville Karen? Incorrect. Amazing. That exists.
00:41:28
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Fuck, man. Nicole. What is Amityville Jason? Correct. That is fake. Amityville Jason does not exist. I don't know what the hell Amityville Emanuel is before anyone asks. From what I gathered, people who watch the movie also don't know why it's called that. This is what happens when you can't copyright the name of something. Correct. All right, Nicole, you have tied Sean at first place and have control the board.
00:41:52
Speaker
Um... Let's dial M for murder for The first, no, this this movie was at the forefront of the French New Extremism film movement, the forefront of the American remakes where we wuss out for the ending movement, and the Chris Donovans, yeah, it's a good movie, but I don't recommend you watch it, West.
00:42:10
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French New Extremism. French New Extremism. and a deep Sean. What is Martyrs? Correct. Martyrs. Oh. very good movie but don't watch it yeah really what's a movie that chris that is critically acclaimed that chris disdains and i don't disdain it it's just not a movie that is enjoyable to watch it is good it is a good movie it's not fun at all to watch It's not one of those things you put on on a movie night with your buds. No, no, sir. Okay, let's go with The Man of Your Nightmares for Four Hundo. All right.
00:42:49
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While a bit more faithful to the book than some previous adaptations, Robert Englund's 1989 take on this classic horror character didn't exactly captivate audiences. I mean, we've been seeing him with a disfigured face for ages.
00:43:00
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Sean. What is the Phantom of the Opera? Correct. I didn't actually finish writing the clue, but you that's fine. You didn't finish writing the clue. it know I know. That's why I was not going to ding you for that. i forgot to add two words to the end. I think his Phantom of Opera is just fine.
00:43:16
Speaker
I've seen it. It's all right. Can he sing? Does he sing in it? no that's that's it's a non-musical version of the film oh he does play the violin but he he's not playing the violin so they combined the christine's father with him gotcha Let's go with animals that lived millions of years of ago for 400. All right. Like dinosaurs. Like dinosaurs. The movie 65 about suspiciously human-looking alien astronauts landing on Earth right before the asteroid the wipes out the dinosaur sits, spoiler alert, is such a mess that not even this hunk of girls' fame can save it.
00:43:52
Speaker
Nicole. Who is Adam Driver, fuckable Redwood? Correct. indeed that redwood Adam that one's for you Sarah hell yeah I saw this movie and I could not believe how terrible this movie it's really bad it's not good I was utterly shocked at how bad this movie was didn't watch it it's just boring I actually forgot it existed until just now yeah I literally forgot yeah it is it is tre it's it's adam driver walking around with a halo machine gun like straight from the gun the the game halo but it even has like the digital meter that tells you how many bullets you have left and the premise is like we gotta get this girl to those spaceships but i don't want to because i abandoned i'm the reason why everybody's dead or whatever yeah and also the girl and adam driver don't speak the same language so they're just not talking the whole time Yeah, there's no point in there being two characters. Yeah. if you have mike My favorite bit is that at the very end, of course, as as every big dinosaur movie does, they face off against the T-Rex. And Adam Driver's plan is to get it hit in the face with like a geyser. yeah And it gets hit in the face with the geyser. And then like Aura Farms, Adam Driver, like, p you thought that was going to kill me? It gets hit again, and it's completely melted. yeah I'm like, can a T-Rex survive a geyser or not? You cannot have it both ways.
00:45:15
Speaker
yeah You know that scene where Adam Driver just yells more in Star Wars? Yes. But picture him yelling at a little girl the whole movie. All right, Nicole, you're up 5,200 points and control the board. Can you remind me what In Our Next Story is?
00:45:32
Speaker
ah Anthology Films. And now for something completely different. I'm going to rip off the before and after Band-Aid for 400. Okay. A mysterious man calling himself Kris Kringle filled in for a fray missing mall Santa at Shadyside Ball. And he seems wonderful, but ever since, people of Shadyside have turned up missing. The people of Shadyside better watch out, because Santa Claus has come to town. Based on all about R.L. Stine.
00:45:57
Speaker
I will tell you as well. Remember two different movies where their titles have overlap. One horror movie, one non-horror movie. Carrie. Oh my God. Fuck. um First one I know is what is Miracle on 52nd Street? And the second one is Nightmare on Elm Street.
00:46:15
Speaker
Incorrect, Carrie. amazing nicole what is nightmare on fear street incorrect nicole nomare no god damn it oh wait was supposed to mash them up yeah you mash up the two titles into one new title as i've mashed them into one movie sean you passing i have to i don't really know what this one it is can i take another stab at it unfortunately no carrie once you have it wrong you can't do it and i can i say the answer i meant to say before i word flubbed that Sure, you can say it. What is long kind rights though what is Miracle on ah Fear Street? Correct. What is Miracle on Fear Street? i accident Miracle on 34th Street, Fear Street combined together. 52nd Street, whatever it was.
00:46:56
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You see, words matter, kind of like picture versus portrait. If I'm going to You know, Sean, Inside Baseball... You know what matters the buzzer, and I think for that you should take away Sean's points from when he ran the buzzer in earlier. honest to God, Inside Baseball, you know why I allowed it? Because I fucked it up four times while writing the clue, so I was like, that is the most understandable flub of the whole game. Yeah, yeah, see, when large groups of people get together and are wrong, it's called mob. mob mentality. Two people, Nicole and I, are a mob of two. A mob? I threw my pen across the room. Alright, Nicole. You were down to 4,800 points, but still have control the board. Oh no, what happened?
00:47:39
Speaker
Did I pick that one? I did. Yeah, you picked it. You were like, I'll rip the bandaid off. Yeah, I did. Let's do... fuck up, Sean. I'm thinking... It hurt when you took that bandaid off. Let's do...
00:47:53
Speaker
yeah Let's do Before and After for 2000. 2000. Jesus. Why not? A disgraced financial reporter is hired by a Swedish industrialist to find a woman who went missing after a fire at a movie theater screening of Camp Bloodbath, a movie that was starring her deceased mother. Oh, shit. a A financial reporter hired by a Swedish industrialist to find a woman...
00:48:20
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I know the second part. I know the first part. I don't know either of these. I know the first part. I cannot think of the second part. Any guesses? I remember the theater screening camp Bloodbath.
00:48:32
Speaker
Yeah, Carrie, what's the the first part? I mean... No, don't say it. Don't give to it. I'm not going to say it, but if we're all passing, can Sean and I guess together? no point. If you guys are passing just for the love of the game, sure. For shits and giggles. For the love of the game, yeah. How much? Don't say it, Gary. It's 2,000 points, Sean. 2,000 points.
00:48:55
Speaker
A disgraced financial reporter industrialized to find a woman who went missing. I know. that Yeah, it's the second part that is, I have no idea what the second part is. The first part, I know immediately.
00:49:08
Speaker
fire at a movie theater screening of camp bloodbath a movie that was starring her deceased mother i have no idea what that is yeah i guess i give up on that all right so carrie you can guess a yes the first part is girl the dragon tattoo it is the second the other second the second part is the movie the final girls so it is what what is the final girl with the dragon tattoo was thinking it was popcorn No.
00:49:35
Speaker
Popcorn's great, too. Because that's a lot of popcorn. All right. That was Nicole who made that selection. Yeah, still at Control. Okay. In our next story for 400. 400. not as memorable as the EC comics it's based on or the much later TV version, this 1972 anthology film presents five tales, including An All Through the House and Blind Alleys. The presenter has a lot more flesh than I'm used to.
00:49:59
Speaker
Nicole. What is Tales from the Crypt? Correct. Tales from the Crypt. In the movie version, the Crypt Keeper is just a dude. Yeah. It's a decent movie, though. I wasn't paying attention to the part that said 1972. Yeah. Because was like, oh, well, I was thinking of the show. yeah I was like, it's not a show.
00:50:18
Speaker
it's a decent movie. I think the the, what's it called, Blind Alley's one is really is really crazy. That's one where the guy like takes over like the house for the blind and it's just like, they don't need shit, they're blind. So they like rally together to like fuck him over. It's really good.
00:50:34
Speaker
I know I've seen the movie, but I don't remember it also just remember the one line that the evil guy is like, in the land of the blind, the man of one eye is king. oh I thought, oh that actually is from, um oh God, not Gattaca.
00:50:49
Speaker
What's that Tom Cruise movie? ah Minority Report. Apparently Tales from the Crypt did it first. and also to yeah well I think it's quoting Tales from the Crypt. I know it from Minority Report. Yeah, yeah.
00:51:05
Speaker
There's a a great movie with Bela Lugosi called The Dark Eyes of London, also known as the Maiden Monster. And the premise is he's committing life insurance fraud. And the way he does it is he, well, he finds somebody who doesn't have family members, gets them to sign a life insurance policy. And he makes the recipient the school for the blind that he runs. Mm-hmm.
00:51:31
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And then he used this uses this giant six foot five blind dude to go around and murder these people. Jesus Christ. It's pretty great. It's a pretty great movie.
00:51:41
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And then they revolt against him because he starts like he starts like killing and torturing the the blind people at the school because they start figuring out too much. Makes sense. All right, Nicole, you have 5,200 points, 400 off Sean's pace, and you have control the board. all right, good.
00:51:57
Speaker
Speaking of insurance, let's do Locked Dinosaurs for $800. Locked Dinosaurs for $800? All right. This amazing no-budget movie features a priest who becomes a dinosaur to protect the prostitute from drug-dealing Christian ninjas.
00:52:13
Speaker
Nicole. What is Velocipastor? Correct. The Velocipastor. I was really hoping that was going to be an answer in this category. glad. It's so good.
00:52:23
Speaker
You're right now in first place, Nicole. It's 6,000. Okay, um let's do... some Maybe the real Amityville horror was the rip-offs we made along the way for 800. 800. Amityville Dollhouse, the Amityville Playhouse, the Amityville Doghouse.
00:52:42
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John. What is the Amityville Playhouse? Incorrect. fine Man, this is this is a fucked up game. no Oh, no! The Doghouse has to be real.
00:52:56
Speaker
Carrie. come I don't even care. I just, i just all right. the What is the enemyville doghouse? Correct. The enemyville doghouse. That's correct.
00:53:06
Speaker
Yay. Fully thought that one was real. if you Guys, I'm down to negative 1,200. She's back, everybody. She's so back. If you guys want, at the end of this category, I can read off all of the ones I thought about using and didn't use. But that'd be for later.
00:53:23
Speaker
Carrie, up to minus 1,200. All right. um Let's do in our next story for 800. 800. Probably my favorite anthology movie is this little gem about one Halloween night in fictional Warren Valley, Ohio. And this one character that puts the Sam in Samhain.
00:53:39
Speaker
ah Nicole. ah What is Trick or Treat? Correct. And it's pronounced Samhain? I was going to say for the record, I'm aware it's pronounced Samhain, but it doesn't work phonetically to say the Sam in Samhain. It doesn't work.
00:53:54
Speaker
So, Nicole, you're up to 6,800 points. um Let's do Dial M for Murder for 800, please. 800. This actress proved that she is a she's a star with dual roles in X, Pearl, and Maxine.
00:54:10
Speaker
Nicole. Who is Mia Gough? Correct, Mia Gough. And she's in Frankenstein. Yeah, she's pretty good. Maxine is very mid, but I really liked Pearl and X quite a bit. I've only seen X. I haven't seen any other ones yet.
00:54:21
Speaker
Pretty good. All right, Nicole, you're up to 7,600 points. Let's do like dinosaurs for 1200, please. Like dinosaurs. This 2004 made for TV film, anonymous Rex about dinosaurs that survived the extinction of the asteroid and now live amongst us disguised as humans was intended to be a backdoor pilot for an ongoing TV show on this podcast, favorite TV channel. Never got that show on Forge. Are you asking for, I'm asking for the, for the podcast, favorite TV channel. It was supposed to be on Sean.
00:54:50
Speaker
What is the sci-fi channel? Correct. It was a neo-noir show, a movie about undercover dinosaurs, and it never got the TV show, and it breaks my heart because this movie fucking rocks. I'm sorry.
00:55:03
Speaker
It's so good. all right, Sean, you're up to 6,000 points, and have control the board. Let's go with The Man of Your Nightmares for 800. 800. Which despite portraying Freddy Krueger in all of the first seven nightmare films, he is only credited as playing him in six. In this film's credits, much like much like the rest of the cast, Freddy Krueger is credited as being played by himself.
00:55:23
Speaker
Sean. What is Wes Craven's new nightmare? Correct. Wes Craven's new nightmare. Because everyone plays themselves in that movie. yeah It's a cheeky little nod. This one, all the acting is is there and Freddy has become real because so many people believe it. Yeah, it's a really good movie. I will love new nightmare.
00:55:41
Speaker
is His look is sick in that movie. Oh yeah, looks rad. And I saw that way too young. So like when I was a kid, like I saw like the scene where he has like the stuffed animal down there to protect him and his little stuffed T-Rex gets gutted. Yeah. And then he watches his nurse get murked. It's yeah brutal.
00:56:00
Speaker
Yeah. and And my parents were like, yeah, they can just stay up late and watch these movies. ah problem yeah it's fine all right sean you're up to 6800 points sean okay um still behind nicole uh let's go with what's the the let's do the the one for 800 that's left i can't read it because you're before and after it is turn turn turn that's a jump scare sean god damn it how many points no i'm scared How many points would you like to risk? You made fun one, the jump scare? Of course.
00:56:36
Speaker
Okay, before and after, so I have to name both titles. and You have to name the the mashup title that I made. Yeah. Let's go ahead and wager 2,000. 2,000. right.
00:56:51
Speaker
This is a good one. Okay. When an amusement park mogul offers a group of college frat boys a million dollars to stay the night in a haunted dormitory, they know just what to do. Frat party. But they better be careful. The ghost of the past Dean is out to put the boys on double secret probation forever. What is Animal House on Haunted Hill? Correct.
00:57:12
Speaker
Gosh darn it. That's so good. That's so good choice. choice right sean you are you have overtaken nicole at 8 800 points yeah i'm sorry i'm just enjoying this moment um he needs to enjoy it now because he won't forever let's uh nothing good ever lasts forever um uh let's do in our next story for 1200. This anthology movie series had Clarence Williams III play the role of Mr. Sims, the story the sort of story keeper in the first film. But due to his retirement from acting, Keith Davis took over the role for the sequel. Keith Davis?
00:57:56
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Yeah. Or Keith David, sorry. Excuse me.
00:58:03
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Sean. What is Tales from the Hood? Correct. Tales the Hood. Oh, shit. Yeah, baby. There's another movie that I saw way too young. and the little slave dolls coming to get people. Yeah, never got over that one. Yeah.
00:58:20
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you Up to 10,000 points, Sean. Sheesh. Yeah, 10,000. Let's see Let's go with The Man of Your Nightmares for 1,200. All right. Before taking on the role of Freddy Krueger, Robert Anglin's first break was an alien on this TV miniseries slash TV series with a one-letter title. No vendettas here. He got to play a friendly alien.
00:58:41
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Carrie. What is V? Correct. V. Guys met zero. She's She's back, baby. She's back. So back. So fucking watch yourself.
00:58:53
Speaker
I'm coming for you. She's coming. I'm coming. Carrie loves you. plenty of points on the board and another jump scare. There's another jump scare hidden in here somewhere.
00:59:03
Speaker
And you now have possession of the board. Yeah. There's that. oh Let's do... ah if No, I can't do that to myself. Maybe the real Amity Horror is the ripoffs made along the way for 12.
00:59:17
Speaker
Dun, dun, dun. Ah, shit. You did You fucking did it. All right, Carrie, since you have zero points, I think you could risk up to, I think 5,000 is the the number we've been using for round two, or is it 2,000? Let's 2,000. Let's say 2,000. Let's say two thousand let's say two thousand it's not get crazy.
00:59:31
Speaker
You know what? Let's go 2000. Let's go 2000. Let's do it. You know, I don't think I've ever gotten a jump scare in this game. Some games, Nicole, I see you hunting for it. You're just like, God damn it. Yeah. All right. 1200. Maybe the real Amityville Horrors or Rebels made along the way. And the clue is Amityville Origins, Amityville in the Hood, Amityville in Space. This the Leprechaun special. This is quintessential.
00:59:55
Speaker
This is... All right. Everyone remember this moment where I had zero points? Yes. It's a 33% chance, you know. really hope you you jump straight up to, what was it, 2,000 points? 2,000. God, I hope you get this right. I don't know this, but I hope you get this right.
01:00:12
Speaker
I haven't known any of them, Nicole. I haven't known none of them. I've just been guessing. I'm guessing, i'm sorry, I'm guessing. Which one's fake? Which one's fake? fake Which one I made up?
01:00:23
Speaker
We have to do this category now, otherwise somebody might get beta the next year, so... So which one as, as of this moment today does not exist. What is what is Amityville in the hood?
01:00:35
Speaker
You gotta be kidding me. You gotta be kidding me. Listen man, have you seen the price of mortgage payments these days? of course it's in the hood now. The correct answer is what is Amityville origins? That's the one I thought for sure. Can I tell you, this is how how I figured out this category is I saw In the Hood and In Space and I was like, what's another Leprechaun sequel tag I could pit i could write that is not real and it was Origins. thought for sure Origins was the real one and I was choosing between in the Hood and In Space. Oh.
01:01:11
Speaker
if you fill in the bu i anyone in space do they send the house to space i think so it's so dumb this thing saying i remember that time that i had zero points for all of one round and it was great she's back everybody she's so back she's so back so great So do they think they've taken the scenic riverside town of Amityville, New York, and they have you know urban sprawled it? Or is it that they're saying the haunting that is like Amityville is now in the hood?
01:01:49
Speaker
Or did the house itself get transported to the hood? is it like Baba Yaga where it just lives a bunch of legs and it walks to the hood? Amityville Baba Yaga. Couldn't tell you. Couldn't tell you. Nicole penned that one right now.
01:02:06
Speaker
I did not spend a lot of time researching what each of these stupid nonsense movies was about. and i also That's going to be my new username for things. Anytime I sign up for a new account, it's going to be Amityville Baba Yaga. Amityville Baba Yaga.
01:02:19
Speaker
And I love that all of the depictions of the Amityville Horror House is like, oh, it's deep, set back there, away from everybody. It's in a fucking neighborhood. It's like, there are houses on either side of this house.
01:02:30
Speaker
yeah they're They're just a suburban street. It's such a normal house. All right, Carrie, you still have control of the board with minus 2,000. Oh, oh boy You have the power, Gary. I got something. If you get another 2,000 right, you'll be back to zero. Right back to zero. Thanks, guys. Your words of encouragement are appreciated.
01:02:54
Speaker
um Let's go with before and after for 1,200. 1,200. overnight security guard runs into trouble when things in the exhibits at work start to come alive at night. It gets even worse when a new exhibit arrives overnight from Transylvania. Ooh, I know.
01:03:08
Speaker
i know the first one. Yeah, same. a new exhibit arrives erie what is night at the rocky horror picture show incorrect down to minus 3200 let's fucking go i know what this first part is but like it's the last part like there are so many movies where a weird exhibit it's a it's a fairly it's a again i feel like it's ah a kind of a kiddie pool uh title mashup but it worked so i went with it nicole and sean you passing
01:03:43
Speaker
A new exhibit arrives overnight from Transylvania. I feel like that's the the clue there. So I'm going to go with... no no No, I can't do it. I can't do it. I'm going to guess after you where everybody's done. I'm too scared. That's not how guessing works.
01:04:02
Speaker
So, Nicole, are you passing? Yeah, I know my limits. I don't know what this is. What is Fright Night at the Museum? Fright Night. Oh, but he's not from Transylvania in that one. You're saying Chris Sarandon is from Transylvania? To be perfectly honest, I tried writing it more to be Fright Night, and I was like 15 lines deep, and I'm like, I need to pull back on this clip. I was about to say like a night at the Voyage of the Demeter or something. The Voyage of the Demeter.
01:04:33
Speaker
The last voyage of the Demeter. It's a very okay movie. When you say it out loud, it makes sense. Yeah, it makes perfect sense. Fright Night at the Museum. Just the description of it, I was i was having a hard time. i agree. All right, Carrie, you're down to minus 3200, but still have control of that board.
01:04:50
Speaker
Oh, yeah. 3200, by the way. It's not 1,300. 3200. Let me just to correct you right there. My mistake. um If you run through all of the clues, you might win, though.
01:05:02
Speaker
got this Yeah? All right. um Let's go with Dial M for Murder and 1200. All right. This 1986 film is the first and only one directed by Stephen King and features a killer truck with a massive green goblin mask plastered on its grill. Def one of those Stephen King mid-80s cocaine decisions. I can't remember the name of it.
01:05:26
Speaker
What is Maximum Overdrive? yeah Correct. Maximum overtrice. always screw this movie up with Duel, which is the first Steven Spielberg made for TV. Weird that they both started with giant killer truck movies.
Amityville Trivia and Speculation
01:05:43
Speaker
Yeah. John, you have 11,200 points. Alright, let's go with the fuck it, maybe the real Amityville horror is the rip-off we made along the way, baby! let's do it Let's do it. 16, 16, alright. Amityville Vampire, Amityville Wolfman, Amityville Frankenstein.
01:06:06
Speaker
I'm just gonna say Amityville Wolfman. Pretty sure you're right, I kind of forgot myself. Yeah, you're right, Amityville Wolfman. oh it feels so good to be right um and i that was literally just shoot from the hip i was like that feels like it's right was like the wolfman came out last year shut up and pick a category oh man uh it's hard to hear you you're so far below me Can you speak up? I'm all the way up here. Yeah, listen to my 12,000 points. are I'm sure that our deaf podcast listeners are excited about this um for your your sign language. Let's go Man of Your Nightmares for 1600, baby. Alright, in recent years, Robert has done a lot of voiceover work, including a number of comic book supervillains. Robert has voiced the Vulture in The Spectacular Spider-Man, the Riddler in The Batman, and perhaps his most on-brand turn was as this spoopy DC villain in Injustice 2.
01:07:10
Speaker
Carrie. Who is Scarecrow. Correct. Scarecrow. Nice. Up to minus 1600, Carrie. That was a very scary question. It it was, yeah I didn't know, but that was going be my guess. Yeah. it like it's very It's very hip to play Scarecrow. He does a good job, too. Doesn't he have the Freddy Krueger glove, but it's like the gas that he injects people with the gas? Yeah, he actually comes out of his fingertips. It's cool. Yeah, yeah,
01:07:36
Speaker
Alright, let's do... You know what? Let's do maybe the real Amity Horror for 2000. I'm going for it. Amityville vibrator. Amityville brothel. Amityville death toilet. Yes.
01:07:52
Speaker
Nicole. Amityville brothel. What is Amityville brothel? Correct. Amityville brothel is the fake one, yes which is was too wild to be fake. Can we take a second? Isn't Amityville brothel the most reasonable of these three?
01:08:06
Speaker
Yeah, it is the most reasonable. If only because I'm trying to picture, is this like a, the vibrator is like one of those like girl bosses is like braving her own vibrators and she lives in Amityville. yeah Like, is it shaped like the house? Like I'm trying to figure out how this works. So weird, dude. ah Like they moved into the house and they found the vibrator. Yeah.
01:08:32
Speaker
i have I'm pretty sure they found it in the house and it was haunted. I didn't watch it. ah Everybody loves a haunted vibrator story. Of course.
Iconic Horror Trivia Moments
01:08:42
Speaker
Let's do Dial M for Murder for This 1981 Canadian horror-themed slasher introduced the world to Harry Warden, an unfortunately named miner who became a crazed murderer after cannibalizing his fellow miners after being trapped in a cave-in.
01:08:59
Speaker
Sean. What is My Bloody Valentine? Correct. Another movie that was ripped to shreds by the the censor, but they they actually were able to recover most most of the footage, at least, for future releases. Plus, reshoots must have been so easy, you don't even need the original actor to be there. It's something... this guy had a gas mask. Oh, okay. um The Man of Your Nightmares for 2000. All right.
01:09:21
Speaker
In Urban Legend, Robert plays a college professor teaching class on urban legends, if you can believe it. In one lesson, he tries to get students to try this candy and beverage combo, which is said to react and make your stomach explode. It's true. It happened to Mikey from the Life Cereal ads. Sean, that is a pre-buzz. did it by accident.
01:09:38
Speaker
Nicole. What is Pop Rocks and Soda? Correct. Pop, rocks, and soda. i was robbed. No, you fucked up, actually. it had disconnected, so as i was refreshing the page. and it yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah. Urban Legend's also a very solid movie. I enjoy that one. That's great. Let's do Donathauers for $1,600, please. This 1994 film, one of the first films starring Denise Richards, follows her journey to help her boyfriend after he has his brain removed and placed in the body of of a robotic scientist, of a robotic dinosaur by a mad scientist.
01:10:14
Speaker
Nicole. Okay, what is Tiffany and the T-Rex? Or it might be Tiffy and the T-Rex. Incorrect, Nicole. Shit! Sean. Sorry, what is Tammy and the T-Rex? Tammy and the T-Rex is correct. Motherfucker!
01:10:29
Speaker
but Weird movie, man. Tammy and the T-Rex. Tammy and the T-Rex. You have a 6,000 point lead on Nicole, Sean, and there are five clues remaining. 2,000 in and in like dinosaurs and dial-in for murder. 1,600 in before and after. And 1,600 in in our next story.
01:10:47
Speaker
Oh, Nicole's a nerd, so she probably knows the dinosaur one that's in the 2,000 category. That was so close. Yeah. Oh, man. So close, like picture and portrait. i Literally, i was listening to this question being like, I can't believe I've seen this movie. Yeah. Tammy the T-Rex, baby. Yeah. ah All right. I'm going to say let's do in our next story for 1600. The VHS franchise has spawned eight films and two spinoffs, including this 2016 film based off the first ever VHS segment entitled Amateur Night. Hey, I'd crash my boat into the rocks for Hannah Fearman, too.
01:11:29
Speaker
Can we be real? I thought there were only three films in the VHS franchise. Yeah, thought there was only three. I'm losing it right now. It's become an annual Shudder exclusive franchise. Some are good and some are terrible. This segment entitled Amateur Night. Yeah, I'm looking for the name of the spinoff film that Amateur Night was spun off into.
01:11:53
Speaker
No clue. Shocking to no one, but I don't know. It's a decent movie. Yeah, I don't know. Everyone passing? All right, so the correct answer is, if we're all passing, is what is Siren?
01:12:04
Speaker
Because she is ah she's ah she ah latches herself onto someone. In the movie, it's like a bachelor party. They go to a strip club. Instead of a stripper, it's a siren. And it like completely fucks up their their evening, as you might imagine.
01:12:15
Speaker
Well, yeah, of course. I imagine it would. Decent flick, though. All right, Sean, you still have control of the board. All right, let's do the other 1600 before and after. Before and after. A hopeless romantic is down to the dumps after his soulmate breaks up with him, but his attempts to get her back are thwarted by a mysterious stalker who claims to know a terrible secret about how his last relationship ended.
01:12:36
Speaker
Sean. I know what you did last 500 days of summer. Damn it. Damn it. That's good. Oh, I'm really proud of that one. That was a good one.
01:12:49
Speaker
What was he waiting for? yeah that's a really answer. Let's do ah let's do
01:12:58
Speaker
in our next story for 2000. 2000. The four season shutter exclusive show wasn't the first time the Creepshow films has a TV spinoff. Unfortunately, the first time they didn't have the naming rights. So they had to use this title instead. It's not a Disney plus show about the stuff. I could guess this, but I, Carrie, what is the dark side? Incorrect. Nicole or nicole are sea I feel like you're right about that word. I'm just wondering if they went with like the the beginning that I'm thinking of that would go with it. fucking know
01:13:35
Speaker
What is Tales from the Dark Side? Correct. Tales from the Dark Side. Yeah. Like Tales from the Crypt, the Dark Side. Yeah. yeah like that right, Sean, two clues left. 2000 and dial M for murder and like dinosaurs. Dial M for murder, please. Nicole will be good at either of these categories. Despite all of that poster space being taken up by her creepy ass doll, this is actually the main villain of the film Dead Silence. Come on, guys. You remember her name, right? They wrote that poem that only kind of rhymed about her.
01:14:05
Speaker
Nicole. What is Megan? Incorrect. Ah, fuck. Carrie. What is Mary? Mary. Yes, but she has a a last name. Give it to her.
01:14:16
Speaker
You know what? Fine, Carrie. Beware the stare of Mary Shaw. She has no children, only dolls. That almost rhymed in that creepy poem about her. doesn't rhyme at all. I know.
01:14:28
Speaker
weird I like that I got a pity points and I'm still in the negative. I didn't say here's her full name. Here's your chance, Carrie. If you get this last one right, you will have 400. 600 points! for so to The that lived millions of years ago, lacked dinosaurs, oh my is Coming out a month before the original Jurassic Park, this batshit dino movie is about an evil scientist giving a local town infected chicken eggs, which will impregnate women with dinosaur embryos so that dinosaurs will repopulate the earth and overthrow humanity. Wow.
01:15:04
Speaker
know what this is, but i want to watch it. It sounds doobish. This is Chicken Little.
01:15:13
Speaker
uh i don't know i don't think i've ever heard of this movie before it's got to have a crazy name any guesses chicken eggs which would impregnate women with dinosaurs how do the chicken eggs impregnate the women bro you're asking the wrong questions bro you're asking the wrong question nicole The math is there, so there's no way I could win this game in which it is rigged, and you will be hearing from my lawyers about that. ah But maybe ah what came for what is what came first? Incorrect, Nicole. Yeah, that's what I thought. That's a good joke, though. i yeah
01:15:51
Speaker
Sean and Carrie, you passing? Oh, yeah. I have no need for the points, and I have no idea. so the correct answer is what is Cardosaur? That's what Carnosaur is about? That's what Carnosaur is about. no. Let me throw this at you. I've heard of Carnosaur.
01:16:10
Speaker
right It's a very famous rod Roger Corman movie. But I had no idea that the plot was dinosaur chickens were fucking women or whatever. Yeah, that's the that's the secret thing they uncover in that movie. Wow. That's what the mad scientist was doing. It's in the eggs. It's in the goddamn eggs.
01:16:30
Speaker
Yeah, very,
Final Trivia and Results
01:16:31
Speaker
very weird. But at the end of round two, Sean, you have 19,600 points in first place. Nicole has 6,000 points in second place and Carrie with minus 1,600 in third place.
01:16:43
Speaker
now Now, technically, the game's technically over because no one can catch Sean. However, i have i wrote this damn question. You guys are getting this damn question. It's time for one last scare. That point in the in the episode where the supposedly dead Kweisho comes back to life for one last scare. And you can wager as many of the points as you guys would like to answer this question right. Carrie, if you get it right, you'll just be at zero again. Yay.
01:17:09
Speaker
yay The category for one last scare, the final question, is double feature. And you can you could just put it in the chat what you guys are wagering because actually I can stop.
01:17:21
Speaker
don't have to screen share either. I was going to text you. You can do either. It doesn't matter. Yeah, I'll text you. I don't think I can text you anything. I'm wagering all of my negative points. All of it.
01:17:35
Speaker
do it all You will be hearing from my lawyers. This is a sexist travesty. It is rigged. It's rigged. um I've been going to lawyers. each one what Everyone wants this case. Fast buzzer Sean over here getting points he doesn't deserve. Did you see that that video where like she just picked up a five off the ground? She's like, is this don there's no one? Okay. She has like three cups of beverages in her hands while she does it. It's so funny. haven't seen that one yet.
01:18:01
Speaker
She's talking about every lawyer in town wants this case. It's a travesty. Every lawyer in town will want this case, Chris. And then she's like, she's a 20 on the ground. She just picks it up and spills some of her tea. She's holding three beverages like she's Carrie. And she goes, is this anyone's? Why am catching strays? I'm in the negatives right now. That is just a Carrie fact. That's just a Carrie fact. He's talking about Becky Lynch and you're catching strays. I know. What?
01:18:28
Speaker
I'm comparing you to Becky Lynch. I have negative like 1,300 points. comparing you to Becky Lynch, Carrie. That's a compliment. Just Chris isn't saying it. Other people are giving me strays as well. Other people are giving me strays too.
01:18:43
Speaker
Other people are saying it. i like I've been supporting you this whole time, Carrie. I been i support you, Carrie. That is a thing I know about you. I am perceiving you. The thing do know about me is I always have, what, three beverage beverages? Three beverages.
01:18:58
Speaker
I actually do currently have three beverages on my dresser. see They're all empty. Acting like I don't know my friend Carrie. And I'm wearing flannel, so. Yes. That's how boss babes get things done. That's how yeah it is. All right. So the final question in the category double features is...
01:19:16
Speaker
During the original Halloween, various characters are watching Dr. Dementia's six-hour movie marathon, but it isn't until 1981's Halloween II that we see both halves of the double feature, which include this 1951 movie that would eventually be remade by John Carpenter, followed by this 1968 movie that would be remade by Tom Savini. Can we see the question visually?
01:19:40
Speaker
I can. Because what about that was that was a big old question. It was a big honking question. Drop that in chat. If you have 30 seconds or whatever to answer while you guys are answering, i'm just going to you can just text me with your answer whenever you want. While they're figuring that out, be sure to like, rate, subscribe, and review the podcast wherever you get your podcasts.
01:20:01
Speaker
We hope you choose to positively engage in any way on your app of choice allows because, you know, it makes us feel warm and fuzzy inside. You can also follow me on Instagram at Professional Horror, Twitter at the underscore Don underscore 17, or you could email me for movie suggestions or guest suggestions at professionalhorror at gmail.com. Efficiency. Doing my fucking sub plugs while you guys are doing answers. That was great. I'm locked in, ladies. I'm almost done.
01:20:24
Speaker
i If I get this wrong, i have to throw this crown away. Otherwise, I'm wearing the crown. All right. I'm employing the fuck it we ball technique of just guessing.
01:20:35
Speaker
Whatever. My phone keeps auto-correcting my answer to a word I'm not trying to type. The first one I'm pretty sure I got right. The second one is a complete guess. This crown I'm putting back on my head is getting thrown across the room if I get this wrong. Damn it, Nicole.
01:20:51
Speaker
It's pretty good crown. just That was like the text Paul said during Final Jeopardy at ah the Rite Club retreat. just What I said? Yeah, yeah. Oh, fuck, I buffed it. Oh, my God.
01:21:04
Speaker
Okay. So we start with Carrie, who had minus 1,600 points. Oh, God. And her answer was, what is the thing and the creature from the Black Lagoon? She was the points. Incorrect.
01:21:17
Speaker
Oh, shucks. Carrie, you were, you're half right. i know. So you are down to minus 3,200 because you risked 1,600 points. because it they Then we move on to Nicole, who answered, what is Night of the Living Dead and, uh, uh, fuck.
01:21:37
Speaker
Creepshow? Man, that's probably not right. Wow. That is correct in that it's not correct, Nicole. Yeah, I didn't think it was. I didn't think it was. You got the other half of the double feature, Night of the Living Dead, which was remade in 1990 by Tom Savini. You had 6,000, risked 6,000, so you are down to zero points. Still ahead me, Nicole. And we have Sean, who says, what are The Thing and Night of the Living Dead? Technically, it is The Thing from another world, but The Thing is what pops up on the screen, so that is a correct answer. I think actually honor of Sean's own argument about my points, he shouldn't get those points. To follow the rules that he is trying to set forth about specific names... You win the hearing from my lawyers about this. Not those points, though. And you know what? This crown looks so good. And so these shades. You know why, Nicole? Because unlike you, my future looks so bright. So bright.
Game Wrap-Up and Reflections
01:22:34
Speaker
Sean, you- You're with your fucking Burger King ass crown. And did you guys know the knitted sweater? The little little the knitted sweater vest? oh It's beautiful. i'm I'm fucking- I'm the king.
01:22:45
Speaker
The king, baby. Sean, end with 25,601 because you
01:22:51
Speaker
you exist and feel everybody you much like much like taylor swift the one dollar was just for the principle of the thing now you have to pay taylor swift like a million dollars i know that's coming out of your account not my account let me tell you beautiful yes in halloween one they watch the thing from another world and in halloween two the beginning they show the second half is neither of living dead which is pretty red i like that yeah but So congrats, Sean. you are You retain the Professional Horror Podcast Quiz Show Championship. Yes, I do.
01:23:24
Speaker
ah with With authority. I retained with authority. I might even be the undisputed champion. Get out of here. I want to say to my people, thank you. Thank you so much for for cheering me all that all the way, even though You know, there are detractors out there. There are people out there who will will say lies. We're going to out there and hire BS lawyers. You want to know what? i still I still got the strap. That's all that matters.
01:23:52
Speaker
Somewhere. The champ is here. Oh, I forgot you need a strap on to please your wife. Thank you for reminding us. I can't even get it done with that. What?
01:24:04
Speaker
What kind of weird self-burn was that? If I hurt me, you can't hurt me. I'll just hurt you at court. I'm telling Taylor Swift on you.
01:24:16
Speaker
I would like to thank the ghost of Alex Trebek for always being by my side, for for whispering all the answers in my ear. the that she beating That is cheating. You heard him. The ghost of Alex Trebek is whispering the answers in his ear. He is a cheat. I am filing suit on this.
01:24:39
Speaker
You'll be hearing from me, losers. this ah This was amazing, you guys Thank you guys for another amazing game. Thanks, Chris, for putting this together. That was fun.
01:24:52
Speaker
it was great. I'll catch you guys next time. and In the meantime, going to into a jacuzzi with my wife with the strap.
01:25:03
Speaker
With the ghost of Alex Trebek. the ghost of alex trebek's there too wow and the jacuzzi this this is a really symbiotic relationship between you and ghost of alex trebek all right i scratch your back you scratch mine i guess he's that man's the only man who can please my wife oh okay i'm glad that you want to advertise to that this went off the rails but just a smidge just a smidge are you listening Just a smidge. Man, I lost by what? Negative 3,200 this time? I don't even think that's the record. I'm not moving on. No, Nicole had negative 9,600 last year. Nicole set your record last year. Because I went all or nothing. And then like an emphatic doing it for you, Carrie, at the end. I really appreciate that, Nicole. Thank you. I feel represented. Oh my God. All right, guys. That's going to do this episode of the Professional Horror Podcast. We will see you in a couple weeks for my top 10 horror movies of the year, which I'm super, super caught up on. Definitely don't need to cram for that. But until that time, stay scary, but keep it professional. My version's better.
01:26:12
Speaker
your Your version is better. I will give you that. I will give that to you, Sean. I will give that to you, Sean. I will give you that to you, Sean.
01:26:23
Speaker
ah Chris, cut that out of this episode so no one knows I gave him a compliment.