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The Bilderberg Non-episode (or: How I Learnt to Stop Procrastinating and Donate to the Podcaster's Guide to the Conspiracy)
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In which M tells you why they are not podcasting about the Hotel de Bilderberg workshop they happen to be attending.
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Transcript
Podcast Episode Announcement
00:00:00
Speaker
Hello and welcome to not another episode of the podcaster's guide to the conspiracy.
Significance of Hotel de Bilderberg
00:00:05
Speaker
There's no episode this week because I am literally at the Hotel de Bilderberg in Oosterbeek or Osterbeek or Oosterbeek. I'm actually not quite sure of the pronunciation and I'm fairly sure I've heard it three times now in three different ways.
Travel and Workshop Details
00:00:21
Speaker
Anyway, the long and the short of it, and it's going to be the short of it, is that there is no podcast this week because I'm attending a workshop on conspiracy theories at the Hotel de Bilderberg, quite deliberately at the Hotel de Bilderberg, ground zero for many New World order conspiracy theories,
00:00:37
Speaker
And because I'm away, or at least I was travelling when we normally record the podcast, there is no podcast this week.
Upcoming Episode Preview
00:00:45
Speaker
Now you would think this means we would talk about the workshop next week, but we're not going to. Next week we're going to talk about population control conspiracy theories.
00:00:55
Speaker
In part because, to my opinion, often talking about the workshops I attend or papers I've written actually don't make for the best podcasting material.
Hotel de Bilderberg Fascination
00:01:06
Speaker
But I'm also aware that people will be going, yeah, but you're at the Hotel de Bilderberg. Hotel de Bilderberg, that's Ground Zero for New World Order Conspiracy Theories. That's the Bilderberg Group. They literally have a photo of Henry Kissinger in the foyer of the hotel.
00:01:25
Speaker
So you kind of know it's attached to powerful people doing powerful things.
Exclusive Workshop Insights
00:01:30
Speaker
Why would you not talk about the Bilderberg and the podcast?
00:01:34
Speaker
Well, I will be talking about the Bilderberg and doing podcast-y things with it, but they will be patron specials for the time being. Yes, think of this as my trying to encourage you to become patrons of this podcast by telling you that patrons are guessing a fairly good deal here and finding out about my Bilderberg adventures and what we conspiracy theory theorists are saying
00:02:02
Speaker
at our conspiracy theory workshop at the Hotel de Bilderberg.
Patreon Invitation
00:02:08
Speaker
So with that promissory note of things you can find out about, if you pledge just a dollar a month towards our podcast, I'm going to make this sad excuse for an ad end, and go and eat my belated lunch, and then have a glorious bath in the Hotel de Bilderberg bath.
00:02:29
Speaker
Actually, there's a bath in every room. There's not a single Hotel de Bilderberg bath, but I'm giving too much away.
Humorous Farewell
00:02:35
Speaker
I should be keeping that information secret for patrons of the podcast. So until then, la rida de re, or as they say at the Hotel de Bilderberg, or di la dodo ga dodo tota santa, no toda balata chitango no bato fu babo babo babo badida.
00:02:57
Speaker
Babadaboo.