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Speaker: Hello and welcome to not another episode of the podcaster's guide to the conspiracy. There's no episode this week because I am literally at the Hotel de Bilderberg in Oosterbeek or Osterbeek or Oosterbeek. I'm actually not quite sure of the pronunciation and I'm fairly sure I've heard it three times now in three different ways.
Speaker: Anyway, the long and the short of it, and it's going to be the short of it, is that there is no podcast this week because I'm attending a workshop on conspiracy theories at the Hotel de Bilderberg, quite deliberately at the Hotel de Bilderberg, ground zero for many New World order conspiracy theories,
Speaker: And because I'm away, or at least I was travelling when we normally record the podcast, there is no podcast this week. Now you would think this means we would talk about the workshop next week, but we're not going to. Next week we're going to talk about population control conspiracy theories.
Speaker: In part because, to my opinion, often talking about the workshops I attend or papers I've written actually don't make for the best podcasting material. But I'm also aware that people will be going, yeah, but you're at the Hotel de Bilderberg. Hotel de Bilderberg, that's Ground Zero for New World Order Conspiracy Theories. That's the Bilderberg Group. They literally have a photo of Henry Kissinger in the foyer of the hotel.
Speaker: So you kind of know it's attached to powerful people doing powerful things. Why would you not talk about the Bilderberg and the podcast?
Speaker: Well, I will be talking about the Bilderberg and doing podcast -y things with it, but they will be patron specials for the time being. Yes, think of this as my trying to encourage you to become patrons of this podcast by telling you that patrons are guessing a fairly good deal here and finding out about my Bilderberg adventures and what we conspiracy theory theorists are saying
Speaker: at our conspiracy theory workshop at the Hotel de Bilderberg. So with that promissory note of things you can find out about, if you pledge just a dollar a month towards our podcast, I'm going to make this sad excuse for an ad end, and go and eat my belated lunch, and then have a glorious bath in the Hotel de Bilderberg bath.
Speaker: Actually, there's a bath in every room. There's not a single Hotel de Bilderberg bath, but I'm giving too much away. I should be keeping that information secret for patrons of the podcast. So until then, la rida de re, or as they say at the Hotel de Bilderberg, or di la dodo ga dodo tota santa, no toda balata chitango no bato fu babo babo babo badida.
Speaker: Babadaboo.
