New Year No Promises!

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Welcome to 2025—the year of no promises and even fewer expectations. Guillermo and Austin reflect on the disappointments of 2024 and the ongoing struggle to meet the impossibly low bar set by recent years. From doomscrolling to grappling with societal letdowns, the duo dives into topics like Trump's presidency (again), the futility of resolutions, and the existential question of whether greatness ever brings true satisfaction.

Along the way, they explore the nuances of protest naming conventions, the chaotic nature of morality, and Guillermo's upcoming trip to Washington. Plus, a quick tangent to Brownsville with too many area codes thrown into the mix.

It’s a funny, raw, and surprisingly introspective start to the new year—because if there’s one thing we can all agree on, it’s that life doesn’t come with guarantees. Tune in to laugh, ponder, and maybe lower your expectations for 2025.