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Lock the F in! We're tournamenting every single pokemon and you're going to like it.

All 1025 Pokemon

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April Fools more like the April Tool! Please enjoy!

The April Tool

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Last March episode which means we will March on. Please enjoy!

Morning Routine

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Are you still wise like an owl or dumb like the both of us? We still have 6 wisdom teeth on the pod but on this one we discuss Austin losing 2 of his. We also talk about Guillermo's voice, March Madness, and SXSW. Guillermo even makes his own bracket. Please enjoy!

Wisdom Teeth

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We're jerkin it to the Oscars!

The Oscars 2025

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You will be missed and you will be kissed.

RIP Hooters

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It's sushi time!

H-E-B Sushiya

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You read that right—it’s finally here! If you've been on the edge of your seat for the past two months, the wait is over. This is the long-overdue second part of our DnDecember campaign, and we’re bringing it to you for free, even though we considered locking it behind a paywall. Consider it our belated holiday gift to you!

Join us as we wrap up this epic tournament with Zach, just in time to relive the magic (and madness) of December all over again. Travel safely, enjoy the episode, and Merry Christmas… in February!

DnDecember Part Two(and a very late Merry Christmas to you!)

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What do 8 bags of Doritos, a failed blood glucose test, guacamole, the etymology of the word Dorito, the Buffalo Bills(Go Bills), 2 hard boiled eggs, Guillermo's Testosterone levels, Guillermo's body dysmorphia, a NOT dirty bad shirt, Austin's pathetic bench press, Guillemro's soft hand/s Sean Connery, a 90's costume party, and 8 bags of Dorito's have in common?

Listen to the episode to find out!

Tournament:

Spicy Sweet Dorito

Spicy Nacho Dorito

Spicy Siracha Dorito

Normal Nacho Dorito

Cool Ranch Dorito

BBQ Dorito

Hot Limon Dorito

Salsa Limon Dorito



Ey Loca? Where you been hiding those Doritos?

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Please keep listening to us after this.

Ranch Time

We rank things, put them in a bracket, and find the ultimate winner every week.
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