Guillermo wears the worst shirt in the history of shirts.

Friendsgiving

Soup Szn

Foodvember is back! This episode, along with the rest of the month, will involve food in the tournament. If you're looking for some elephant facts this is the episode for you. In this episode, we discuss our weekends, Guillemro being 30, and briefly discuss Twitter dying. We also tournament to find the best Gatorade flavor.

Elephant in the Room

The last episode of October before a new theme month is here. We go hard in discussing Halloween this episode so buckle up buttercup. Guillermo also turned 30 yesterday! Expect a new us now that half of us are 30 years old. It's also another 50 states episode so you're in for a good one! Love y'all.

50 Spooky States

Hello we're back. It's spooky scary skeleton Halloween time and it's another episode of Tournament Style. We wax on the tallest building and how Guillermo pronounces bourgeoisie. We also have new sound board sounds and we talk about us hanging out outside of the podcast. Don't miss our candy draft and decide if Guillermo extends his losing streak.

Halloweenies

Boo! Another spooky episode of Tournament Style to find the best ghosts. We kind of go off the rails on this one but hope you have fun listening.

Ghosted

If you want to go to Austin City Limits vicariously through us then this is the podcast episode for you. We discuss so much of ACL as we both went and it's also our tournament this week. We also pitch each other another business idea and welcome a new segment, Vulture Culture. We have a great time and we're back with no longer a theme month. Please listen and please enjoy.

Austin City Limits

All good things must come to an end and right now is the ending of our greatest theme month ever, Sextember.  We tournament sex toys for the last episode and discuss about our weekends past and future. Please enjoy.

Sex Toys

We continue Sextember so as you know don't listen if you know us. Guillermo and I talk a lot in this one and actually bring segments to this episode. Not only that, the segments are sexy! Our weekend talk includes Austin going to New Mexico and talking about we forget stuff on trips like suits and shoes. We also talk about a chess scandal involving butt plugs (which is the only way I can play chess).  Lastly, we touch on Adam Levine and tournament on sexiest costumes. 

Bedroom Role Play

I'm too sexy for my shirt and this episode. Again, I can't say this enough, if you're related to us then turn off the pod trust us. It's another week of Sextember and we're here to talk all things sexy. In this episode we do another Read Reddit segment and read another AITA, we discuss watching the Red Hot Chili Peppers live, and have a tournament on sexiest non-physical attributes.

Intelligence
Humor
Confidence
Kindness
Passion
Bank Account
Good Taste
Responsibility/Work Ethic

Big Brains, Sexy Thoughts

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