Humans Hollering At Cocaine Pizzas

Lauren really likes Matt Berry, Jane has some very good raccoons, and some people who try to do the least end up doing the most?
The Patreon: https://patreon.com/HumansHoller 
Jane’s Linktree: https://linktr.ee/janeiac 
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts 
Stories Used
Jane
https://soranews24.com/2024/10/15/tokyo-space-out-tournament-draws-nearly-100-competitors-finds-whos-the-best-at-doing-nothing%E3%80%90video%E3%80%91/
https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/2024/10/07/north-kitsap-home-attracts-dozens-of-hungry-racoons/75562924007/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/behold-the-heaviest-pumpkin-in-europe-weighing-as-much-as-a-honda-civic/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNPp_-LOb0k 
Lauren
https://www.musictimes.com/articles/105906/20241023/kamala-harris-locks-critical-juggalo-vote-major-insane-clown-posse-endorsement.htm 
https://www.burnleyexpress.net/news/crime/pendle-man-arrested-after-he-arrives-at-police-station-with-two-males-tied-up-on-quad-bike-4837340 
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2024/10/bytedance-intern-fired-for-planting-malicious-code-in-ai-models/ (Not covering in full but worth a passing mention)
https://www.channelnewsasia.com/world/germany-pizzeria-cocaine-menu-order-police-crime-4694106
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOe8dVTXE8E