Jane’s cat Smudge joins us for this one! We all melt *immediately* from the cuteness overload. 
Humans Holler Patreon: patreon.com/humansholler
Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_
Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac 
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts 

Stories Used
Jane
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/earths-tiniest-wildcat-is-captured-on-camera-for-first-time-the-rusty-spotted-cat-of-india/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/little-boy-calls-911-after-mom-ate-his-ice-cream-mommy-is-being-bad-but-cops-solve-the-case/
(Snitches don't get dessert)
Alice
https://www.npr.org/2025/03/20/g-s1-54909/golden-toilet-stolen-cattelan-6-million-convicted (update)
https://news.sky.com/story/the-blobfish-worlds-ugliest-animal-named-fish-of-the-year-in-new-zealand-13332179 
Lauren
https://apnews.com/article/cybertruck-recall-tesla-elon-musk-nhtsa-8c517e21aa1119d74b9db39f6aca01b (lol)
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/03/20/australia-magpie-Coles-Coburg-North-Victoria/8671742500304/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/03/18/nz-struggling-swimmers-geese-Tauranga-New-Zealand/4581742319996/ 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHxO0UdpoxM


Smudge

This month Iggymaid joins us! la;ksfqowiefjiopl;asf owq e


Humans Holler Patreon: patreon.com/humansholler
Igg’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/iggymaid.bsky.social
Igg’s Twitch: twitch.tv/iggymaid
Igg’s Linktree: linktr.ee/iggymaid
Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_
Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac 
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts 

Stories Used
Alice
https://news.sky.com/story/scientists-trying-to-bring-back-the-woolly-mammoth-create-a-woolly-mouse-13321512
https://news.sky.com/story/thieves-stole-2-8m-gold-toilet-at-blenheim-palace-in-just-five-minutes-court-hears-13316421
Jane
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/recovery-of-endangered-marsupials-is-utterly-extraordinary-population-up-45-since-australian-bushfires/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/galapagos-rail-rediscovered-after-190-years-following-island-restoration/
Lauren
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/02/28/iguana-loose-connecticut/3851740764773/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/03/04/California-Highway-Patrol-opossum-Bay-Bridge/5911741098824/ 
https://www.yahoo.com/tech/video-game-trolls-players-lesbian-183228988.html?guccounter=1


IggyMaid

ADHDventures with Lauren and Jane
Lauren’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler
Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac 
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts 

Stories Used
Jane
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/tribal-bison-ranchers-return-thousands-of-animals-to-native-lands-and-witness-an-ecosystem-rejuvinate/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/after-his-beloved-yoga-ball-deflates-lonely-donkey-receives-donated-balls-from-across-bc/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/02/21/Scottish-highland-bull-Kent-Connecticut/4221740157190/ 
Lauren
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/02/20/Chicago-big-beaver-Urban-Rivers/8661740087239/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/02/20/Tennessee-Knoxville-porcupine/1591740078267/ 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cILZ_cB3_so 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/02/12/bat-eared-fox-Living-Gardens-Palm-Desert-California/1801739377569/


ADHDventures

Alice joins us for mummy jerky and a bunch of cute animals!
Lauren’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler
Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac 
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts 
Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_ 

Stories Used
Jane
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/while-a-czech-region-plans-its-hydroproject-beavers-do-it-for-them-saving-millions/
https://www.cbc.ca/lite/story/1.7457607

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYtY8q8gj40 
Alice
https://news.sky.com/story/ancient-egyptian-mummies-smell-sweet-and-spicy-researchers-say-13309255
https://news.sky.com/story/nationwide-power-outage-in-sri-lanka-blamed-on-a-monkey-13306607 
Lauren
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/02/03/australia-flying-fox-bat-hotel-swimming-pool/2841738601179/ 
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=1336161290732891 (video of previous story)
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/02/12/escaped-emu-Batesville-Mississippi/5741739392595/ 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJYOkZz6Dck&t 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D519hT7-ytY


Alice 3 Mummy Jerky

Hee hee hee we got a Beff, a Steph and a Phee <3 :D 
Also it buttsmas
Lauren’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler
Beff’s Webcomic: https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/ 
Beff’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/deltastarfire.bsky.social
Beff’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/deltastarfire 
Phee’s Twitter: https://x.com/PhoenixToothill
Steph’s Stuffs: https://www.thejimquisition.com/ 
Stories Used
Phee
https://www.bristol.ac.uk/news/2024/december/diamond-battery-media-release.html 
Steph
https://townflex.com/chicken-gets-her-own-hi-vis-jacket-to-help-cross-the-road/ (optional) 
Beff
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/robot-grasshopper-helps-restore-lost-seagrass-meadows-around-the-world/ 
Lauren
https://defector.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-5


Buttsmas 2024

Laura joins us. Gay ensues. <3
Lauren’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler
Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac 
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts 
Laura’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/laurakbuzz.bsky.social 
Stories Used
Jane
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/googly-eyes-prank-takes-council-34321190 
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/stanford-scientists-transform-ubiquitous-skin-bacterium-into-a-topical-vaccine-against-tetanus/
Laura
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/revolutionary-infertility-treatment-uses-tiny-robots-to-clear-a-pathway-in-clogged-tubes/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/giant-puffball-mushroom-feeds-her-family-for-a-week/
Lauren
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/owl-christmas-tree_n_6766d9cde4b0248ed6ed3e93 
https://apnews.com/article/oldest-bird-lays-egg-wisdom-hawaii-5e7867ba9c8a51373d4d570f73fa7c2d


Laura Kate Magnet Dale Boop

Alice liek furret
Lauren’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler
Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac 
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts 
Stories Used
Lauren
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2024/11/21/weasel-shoe-thief-japan-kindergarten/ 
https://apnews.com/article/minnesota-eagle-camera-watch-46d6e3453fae8b671d5373740f6f95a8 
Alice
https://apnews.com/article/new-hampshire-shelter-mice-453194952194094f71ddfcab3294eb66 
https://apnews.com/article/quasi-giant-hand-wellington-sculpture-zealand-art-cfcd3599eda341b78741dcfcf519edbd 
Jane
https://apnews.com/article/latvia-counterfeit-detergent-ariel-criminal-gang-7c90d2a2fd2fb8dd8f8fc322867680b0
https://apnews.com/article/bear-costume-insurance-fraud-vehicles-california-791f330b81d0ef627caf1b00a6daf69f


Alice 2 Ice Cream Boogaloo

We got a real Ice Cream Witch y’all! <3
The Patreon: https://patreon.com/HumansHoller 
Jane’s Linktree: https://linktr.ee/janeiac 
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts 
Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social 

Stories Used
Jane
https://apnews.com/article/bedstuy-hydrant-aquarium-nyc-goldfish-brooklyn-0fdb7ada0716b9e9951c88311b8c5d7d
https://apnews.com/article/bear-climbs-fence-connecticut-governors-mansion-3b1aaf00afa14dc1c7e12ac0faf9d1b4

Alice
https://www.itv.com/news/2024-10-25/cheesemakers-stunned-as-fraudsters-make-off-with-22-tonnes-of-cheddar
https://news.sky.com/story/childrens-soft-play-centre-apologises-over-body-bag-halloween-decorations-13237681 


Lauren
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/weird-halloween-costumes-2024_n_67093fbde4b0c2f4a134f5b1 
https://mocoshow.com/2024/10/25/sams-club-temporarily-closed-due-to-loose-raccoon-in-bakery/ 
https://wgntv.com/news/trending/wisconsin-pizzeria-apologizes-after-customers-get-high-from-pizzas-accidentally-contaminated-with-thc/


We recorded this two days after the election

We Got A Real Ice Cream Witch

Lauren really likes Matt Berry, Jane has some very good raccoons, and some people who try to do the least end up doing the most?
The Patreon: https://patreon.com/HumansHoller 
Jane’s Linktree: https://linktr.ee/janeiac 
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts 
Stories Used
Jane
https://soranews24.com/2024/10/15/tokyo-space-out-tournament-draws-nearly-100-competitors-finds-whos-the-best-at-doing-nothing%E3%80%90video%E3%80%91/
https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/2024/10/07/north-kitsap-home-attracts-dozens-of-hungry-racoons/75562924007/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/behold-the-heaviest-pumpkin-in-europe-weighing-as-much-as-a-honda-civic/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNPp_-LOb0k 
Lauren
https://www.musictimes.com/articles/105906/20241023/kamala-harris-locks-critical-juggalo-vote-major-insane-clown-posse-endorsement.htm 
https://www.burnleyexpress.net/news/crime/pendle-man-arrested-after-he-arrives-at-police-station-with-two-males-tied-up-on-quad-bike-4837340 
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2024/10/bytedance-intern-fired-for-planting-malicious-code-in-ai-models/ (Not covering in full but worth a passing mention)
https://www.channelnewsasia.com/world/germany-pizzeria-cocaine-menu-order-police-crime-4694106
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOe8dVTXE8E


Humans Hollering At Cocaine Pizzas

Larry Yellingenby, Bethany Turner, and Lauren Morgan yell at things weekly! Also Bethany and Lauren are amaaaaazing!

larry yellingenby

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