Lauren fucking dies at the end (it’s okay, she’s fine)

Stories Used

Jane

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/pine-martens-released-into-wilds-of-exmoor-national-park-for-first-time-in-100-years/

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/nature-centers-emergency-butterfly-wing-transplant-a-success-watched-by-millions-on-social-media/

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/10/15/foster-kitten-drops-dead-mouse-boiling-pot/7351760542204/

 https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/10/15/Chapel-Hill-North-Carolina-dog-starts-fire/9791760536248/ 

Alice

https://apnews.com/article/bear-walks-grocery-store-arizona-ac35a8f03b6289d2e82039b89a646e4c

 https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/10/16/University-of-Montana-Main-Hall-pumpkin/3111760623668/

 Lauren

https://abc7.com/post/aggressive-sea-otter-steals-surfboard-off-santa-cruz-california-coast-bites-surfer-water-rescue-ensues/18026958

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/10/16/bear-steals-garbage-bag-Glendale-California/7481760635242/







Squirrel!

Stories Used

Alice

https://metro.co.uk/2025/09/25/theres-an-angry-squirrel-in-california-whos-put-two-people-in-hospital-24258593/

 https://metro.co.uk/2025/09/02/a-band-manchester-drummer-literally-mushrooms-24060259/ → quote from Lauren’s Mushroom Correspondent, “i mean they are clearly a fungi… i imagine the main problem was there being not mushroom in the band previously”

https://metro.co.uk/2025/09/28/he-boy-man-saved-injured-squirrel-says-pair-now-inseparable-24282002/

Jane

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/six-baby-cheetahs-born-in-the-richmond-zoos-prolific-breeding-program-167-cats-since-2013-watch/

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/09/25/South-Western-Railway-crab/4561758819404/

Lauren

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/09/25/Long-Island-New-York-orange-lobster/6051758813614/

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/09/24/Hampton-Township-crocodile-Michigan-front-yard/2311758741800/

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/09/24/Round-Rock-Texas-porcupine-shopping-center-mall/5801758734735/









Very Mean Squirrel

This episode Lauren wants to go out with a bang, Jane introduces the best political party ever, and Alice Atlatls All Around us!

Stories Used:

Alice:
https://apnews.com/article/vermont-atlatl-sports-spears-8fdaf7dbe84505055df60ea55772a10e 

https://apnews.com/article/ghana-fantasy-coffins-funerals-accra-tradition-01220db5b2e240a12ae8e4ba8820f993 

https://apnews.com/photo-gallery/ghana-fantasy-coffins-photos-9e1169da6238feef5400ede6d88992d7 

Jane

https://www.dutchnews.nl/2025/07/amsterdam-to-install-steps-to-help-cats-escape-from-the-canals/

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/recalcitrant-baby-hippo-refuses-to-leave-the-pool-unless-it-sees-a-mom-stare-watch/

Lauren

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/09/17/Thorpe-Farm-escaped-wallaby-drones/9881758114709/

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/09/16/Washington-County-police-escaped-cows/1031758030704/ 

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/09/17/Poudre-Fire-Authority-cow-mud-Miss-Big-Moo/1161758117837/ 









Atlatl I hardly know Al

There are more adorable bears. Lauren once again loses her shit. 
Stories Used
Jane
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/this-new-bionic-knee-is-changing-the-game-for-lower-leg-amputees/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/these-silly-signs-are-one-mans-campaign-against-his-anti-fun-city/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/08/22/Doolittle-Missouri-highway-steaks-fire/9951755884053/ 
Lauren
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/08/18/bear-break-in-Pine-Mountain-Club-California/2001755534533/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/08/20/bear-ice-cream-shop-El-Dorado-County-California/9741755719551/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/08/20/Reading-Pennsylvania-skunk-bowl-skateboard/9741755713004/


Bear Month Part 2

There are adorable bears. Lauren absolutely loses it. 
Stories Used
Jane
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/a-jamaican-student-invented-a-self-disinfecting-door-handle-for-hospitals-design-that-fits-reality/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/blowing-in-a-conch-shell-could-help-treat-dangerous-apnea-snoring-symptoms/
Alice
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/08/14/horse-hoisted-hold-Baltimore-County-Maryland/5341755191291 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/08/08/canada-West-Vancouver-bear-Pomeranian/7601754662165 
Lauren
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/08/11/Newington-Connecticut-bear-pool/1881754926114/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/08/12/Petersham-Massachusetts-bear-sunflower-seeds/9781755009040/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/08/14/australia-koala-road-Gold-Coast-Queensland/8271755188876/


Bear Month Part 1

This episode is taking the piss

Stories Used
Janehttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/07/02/scotland-Saltoun-Surgery-urine-samples/4131751472898/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/psychedelic-mushrooms-reduced-human-cellular-aging-by-57-increased-lifespan-in-mice-30/
Alice
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/07/18/canada-T-shirt-missing-cat-phone-number/6941752860361 
https://apnews.com/article/minot-city-north-dakota-ground-squirrels-dde22d2fa10140191a168687a5aa4daa 
Lauren
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/07/24/nz-cat-burglar-Auckland-New-Zealand/2091753373486/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/07/24/raccoon-trash-can-Coral-Springs-Florida/9971753370292/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/07/25/tortoise-Shelley-2-weeks-ice-cream/5071753455892/ 

Piss Month 2 Oh God Why

 Lauren can’t move past “piss sommelier”
Stories Used
Jane
https://www.pollutionsolutions-online.com/news/waste-management/21/university-of-edinburgh/microbes-turn-plastic-waste-into-paracetamol/65164 
https://apnews.com/article/virgin-australia-snake-plane-melbourne-brisbane-9fec54edc5a7c7f6f9734fa76e0d3e45
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/07/03/mozzarella-cheese-crash-Clearfield-County-Pennsylvania/4381751555993/
Alice
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/06/23/Plainview-Bethpage-JFK-High-School-twins/7361750695879/ 
https://news.sky.com/story/flying-duck-caught-on-speed-camera-could-be-repeat-offender-13367584 

Lauren
https://cheknews.ca/testing-the-water-new-study-investigates-orcas-sharing-food-with-humans-1263629/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/07/03/Jefferson-County-Colorado-bear-car/5701751565791/ 

Piss Sommelier

There’s a mongoose. It no longer be loose up in this hoose. I wanna pet a goose.

Stories Used
Janehttps://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/mischievous-sister-bears-escape-at-uk-zoo-and-eat-weeks-worth-of-honey-as-police-called/ar-AA1HnUAA
https://www.musicradar.com/artists/shows-festivals/in-previous-years-due-to-wearable-tech-issues-we-saw-a-rise-of-nearly-700-extra-999-calls-in-a-weekend-british-police-encourage-moshing-festival-goers-to-take-off-their-smartwatches
Alice 
https://news.sky.com/story/syrian-contractor-discovers-ancient-byzantine-tomb-complex-during-construction-13381022 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/06/26/wallaby-escaped-Grace-and-Glory-Animals-Oswego-New-York/1321750951714/ (update to last week)
Lauren

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/06/24/Tahoe-Keys-bears-fridge/3681750782904/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/06/23/parrot-Forever-Paws-curse-words/2911750701073/

The (mon)goose is no longer loose

There’s a mongoose. It be loose.
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Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_
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Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts 


Stories Used
Janehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/scientists-in-japan-develop-non-toxic-plastic-that-dissolves-in-seawater-within-hours/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/worlds-first-diamond-battery-could-power-spacecraft-and-pacemakers-for-thousands-of-years/
Alice
https://news.sky.com/story/seriously-deep-sleeper-not-woken-up-by-ship-crashing-in-his-garden-13373113 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/06/05/thailand-Plai-Biang-Lek-elephant-store-Khao-Yai-National-Park/5611749145051/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/06/20/escaped-wallaby-Oswego-New-York-caught-on-camera/9191750429726/ 
Lauren
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/06/19/dome-Indianapolis-storm-radome/5141750351394/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/06/11/bear-hot-tub-doughnuts/6891749664735/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/06/18/Isle-of-Man-Curraghs-Wildlife-Park-mongoose-found/1081750269611/ 

The (mon)goose is loose

Jane and Lauren talk about animals

Humans Holler Patreon: patreon.com/humansholler
Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_
Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social 
Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac 
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts

Stories Used
Jane
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/native-turtles-return-to-yosemite-after-being-overrun-by-invasive-bullfrogs-from-the-east/
You ever disassociate so hard you turn lead into gold?https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/fulfilling-the-dream-of-medieval-alchemists-physicists-turned-lead-into-gold-accidentally/

Lauren
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/05/16/cat-escapes-goes-home-SPCA-Florida/1351747410916/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/05/20/poland-capybaras-escape-Gdansk-zoo/6311747754845/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/05/21/escaped-kangaroo-Irwin-Durango/8291747838853/ 


Animol Escape Episode

Larry Yellingenby, Bethany Turner, and Lauren Morgan yell at things weekly! Also Bethany and Lauren are amaaaaazing!

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