There’s a mongoose. It no longer be loose up in this hoose. I wanna pet a goose.

Stories Used
Janehttps://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/mischievous-sister-bears-escape-at-uk-zoo-and-eat-weeks-worth-of-honey-as-police-called/ar-AA1HnUAA
https://www.musicradar.com/artists/shows-festivals/in-previous-years-due-to-wearable-tech-issues-we-saw-a-rise-of-nearly-700-extra-999-calls-in-a-weekend-british-police-encourage-moshing-festival-goers-to-take-off-their-smartwatches
Alice 
https://news.sky.com/story/syrian-contractor-discovers-ancient-byzantine-tomb-complex-during-construction-13381022 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/06/26/wallaby-escaped-Grace-and-Glory-Animals-Oswego-New-York/1321750951714/ (update to last week)
Lauren

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/06/24/Tahoe-Keys-bears-fridge/3681750782904/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/06/23/parrot-Forever-Paws-curse-words/2911750701073/

The (mon)goose is no longer loose

There’s a mongoose. It be loose.
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Stories Used
Janehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/scientists-in-japan-develop-non-toxic-plastic-that-dissolves-in-seawater-within-hours/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/worlds-first-diamond-battery-could-power-spacecraft-and-pacemakers-for-thousands-of-years/
Alice
https://news.sky.com/story/seriously-deep-sleeper-not-woken-up-by-ship-crashing-in-his-garden-13373113 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/06/05/thailand-Plai-Biang-Lek-elephant-store-Khao-Yai-National-Park/5611749145051/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/06/20/escaped-wallaby-Oswego-New-York-caught-on-camera/9191750429726/ 
Lauren
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/06/19/dome-Indianapolis-storm-radome/5141750351394/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/06/11/bear-hot-tub-doughnuts/6891749664735/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/06/18/Isle-of-Man-Curraghs-Wildlife-Park-mongoose-found/1081750269611/ 

The (mon)goose is loose

Jane and Lauren talk about animals

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Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social 
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Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts

Stories Used
Jane
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/native-turtles-return-to-yosemite-after-being-overrun-by-invasive-bullfrogs-from-the-east/
You ever disassociate so hard you turn lead into gold?https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/fulfilling-the-dream-of-medieval-alchemists-physicists-turned-lead-into-gold-accidentally/

Lauren
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/05/16/cat-escapes-goes-home-SPCA-Florida/1351747410916/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/05/20/poland-capybaras-escape-Gdansk-zoo/6311747754845/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/05/21/escaped-kangaroo-Irwin-Durango/8291747838853/ 


Animol Escape Episode

Just two ADHD goblins having a chat <3
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Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social 
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Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts

Just two goblins being gobbins

Track Title

The horrors persist, so have some good news
Stories Used
Jane
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/group-celebrates-20-years-of-steering-surplus-office-furniture-away-from-landfill-and-into-communities/
https://apnews.com/article/bookstore-book-brigade-chelsea-michigan-03c553623c91c16a272b8a8149e4c298
Alice
https://www.ddw-online.com/european-universities-offer-scientific-refuge-to-us-researchers-34143-202503/#:~:text=Several%20prestigious%20European%20universities%20are,scientific%20facts%20and%20against%20researchers%E2%80%9D 
https://www.yahoo.com/news/80-birds-rescued-animal-fighting-161256363.html?guccounter=1 
Lauren
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/04/17/Manhattan-turkey-Astoria-returns/2421744909473/ 
https://birdfact.com/articles/can-wild-turkeys-fly 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/04/16/raccoon-storm-drain-grate-Holyoke-Massachusetts/9771744821648/


Skrunkly

Jane’s cat Smudge joins us for this one! We all melt *immediately* from the cuteness overload. 
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Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_
Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac 
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts 

Stories Used
Jane
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/earths-tiniest-wildcat-is-captured-on-camera-for-first-time-the-rusty-spotted-cat-of-india/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/little-boy-calls-911-after-mom-ate-his-ice-cream-mommy-is-being-bad-but-cops-solve-the-case/
(Snitches don't get dessert)
Alice
https://www.npr.org/2025/03/20/g-s1-54909/golden-toilet-stolen-cattelan-6-million-convicted (update)
https://news.sky.com/story/the-blobfish-worlds-ugliest-animal-named-fish-of-the-year-in-new-zealand-13332179 
Lauren
https://apnews.com/article/cybertruck-recall-tesla-elon-musk-nhtsa-8c517e21aa1119d74b9db39f6aca01b (lol)
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/03/20/australia-magpie-Coles-Coburg-North-Victoria/8671742500304/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/03/18/nz-struggling-swimmers-geese-Tauranga-New-Zealand/4581742319996/ 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHxO0UdpoxM


Smudge

This month Iggymaid joins us! la;ksfqowiefjiopl;asf owq e


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Igg’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/iggymaid.bsky.social
Igg’s Twitch: twitch.tv/iggymaid
Igg’s Linktree: linktr.ee/iggymaid
Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_
Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac 
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts 

Stories Used
Alice
https://news.sky.com/story/scientists-trying-to-bring-back-the-woolly-mammoth-create-a-woolly-mouse-13321512
https://news.sky.com/story/thieves-stole-2-8m-gold-toilet-at-blenheim-palace-in-just-five-minutes-court-hears-13316421
Jane
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/recovery-of-endangered-marsupials-is-utterly-extraordinary-population-up-45-since-australian-bushfires/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/galapagos-rail-rediscovered-after-190-years-following-island-restoration/
Lauren
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/02/28/iguana-loose-connecticut/3851740764773/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/03/04/California-Highway-Patrol-opossum-Bay-Bridge/5911741098824/ 
https://www.yahoo.com/tech/video-game-trolls-players-lesbian-183228988.html?guccounter=1


IggyMaid

ADHDventures with Lauren and Jane
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Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac 
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts 

Stories Used
Jane
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/tribal-bison-ranchers-return-thousands-of-animals-to-native-lands-and-witness-an-ecosystem-rejuvinate/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/after-his-beloved-yoga-ball-deflates-lonely-donkey-receives-donated-balls-from-across-bc/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/02/21/Scottish-highland-bull-Kent-Connecticut/4221740157190/ 
Lauren
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/02/20/Chicago-big-beaver-Urban-Rivers/8661740087239/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/02/20/Tennessee-Knoxville-porcupine/1591740078267/ 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cILZ_cB3_so 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/02/12/bat-eared-fox-Living-Gardens-Palm-Desert-California/1801739377569/


ADHDventures

Alice joins us for mummy jerky and a bunch of cute animals!
Lauren’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler
Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac 
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts 
Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_ 

Stories Used
Jane
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/while-a-czech-region-plans-its-hydroproject-beavers-do-it-for-them-saving-millions/
https://www.cbc.ca/lite/story/1.7457607

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYtY8q8gj40 
Alice
https://news.sky.com/story/ancient-egyptian-mummies-smell-sweet-and-spicy-researchers-say-13309255
https://news.sky.com/story/nationwide-power-outage-in-sri-lanka-blamed-on-a-monkey-13306607 
Lauren
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/02/03/australia-flying-fox-bat-hotel-swimming-pool/2841738601179/ 
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=1336161290732891 (video of previous story)
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/02/12/escaped-emu-Batesville-Mississippi/5741739392595/ 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJYOkZz6Dck&t 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D519hT7-ytY


Alice 3 Mummy Jerky

Larry Yellingenby, Bethany Turner, and Lauren Morgan yell at things weekly! Also Bethany and Lauren are amaaaaazing!

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