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Speaker: right, Danny, it's been a while. Go ahead. Oh, you want me to do it? Okay. Let's go. LFG go. Good morning, good afternoon, and good evening, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and everybody up, down, all around, inside and outside the gender binary. My name is Danny Guarantee, brought to you by TOQ, or that's our Q for long.
Speaker: And with me, as always, the indomitable, the insatiable, the unexpendable... Adam, how you doing, man? And indefatigable.
Speaker: Indefatigable. That's a great word. It means to do something tirelessly. It means to do something emphaticably. Indefatigably.
Speaker: So today, hey, everybody, we're going to do a little, we're going to to do a quickie. That's right. We're going try to do a TO quickie today. It's going to happen. Under 20 minutes. We're about to fire it off. No bullshit.
Speaker: Ready, set, go, Danny. Anyway, I'll see you guys in an hour. yeah What you want to talk about? What you want bullshit about? Well, you yeah got the question.
Speaker: No, you had the question. I have the. Oh, yeah, I did have the question. Yeah, you said when I said that you said that you would do because and we I have an answer for our question. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no. OK, here it is.
Speaker: and ah but
Speaker: Ben's List wants to know, what's a game changing website you've been using for years that still feels like a secret? I can't believe that's such a great name, Ben's List.
Speaker: I'm just going to share one out the gate that I don't i haven't used in a couple of years, but I used to use pretty regularly. So I'm just going to throw it out there, OK? It is called Ninite. N-I-N-I-T-E. Ninite.
Speaker: nina And what it is, is it is like a a compilation of different types of programs and browsers and such in one location, just in like a little page with a bunch of check boxes.
Speaker: You click all the ones that you want and then you click download and it pulls all of the downloadables into that website and downloads it all for you at once. Oh, um so some examples are like, you know, they have browsers on there like Edge, Firefox, Brave, Vivaldi.
Speaker: um They have messaging apps like Discord, Zoom, Teams, Thunderbird, Trillion. They have media things like VLC, iTunes, Spotify, Media Monkey, MusicBee, Audacity.
Speaker: They have a bunch of.NET stuff and Java stuff, too, that i don't really know how to use, but there's a lot of stuff if you're into that kind of programming. They have VC++ plus plus things. They have compression programs. They have other gaming things like Steam and Epic Games Launcher. um There is also Google Earth on there. um They have documents. They have all sorts of security systems like Super Anti-Spyware, which I highly recommend. They have Malwarebytes on there, which I highly recommend.
Speaker: um They have OpenOffice on there, which is how I discovered I could have an Office program that wasn't Microsoft back in the day. Um, so that's how I got that. Uh, it just has a lot of utility stuff. It has sea cleaner, which I used to clean my registry and my cookies all the time.
Speaker: Um, it's just, if you're just like, Hey, I don't know what I need. There's a nice little shopping list right there on the very front page. it's There's nothing fancy. Just you scroll down just two seconds and everything it has is right there.
Speaker: Um, also if you're into imaging as blender, which like our buddy Smosis uses to make his programming. Um, ah something called GIMP, which I don't know what that is, but I assume it's another imaging software and other developer tools developer tools like Python, FileZilla is on there, WinMerge is on there and Notepad++ plus plus in case you're into that.
Speaker: So yeah, there's all sorts of neat little things on there that can either fix your registry, update your computer, give you... security give you imaging, give you editing softwares, music, audio ah programming, and all sorts of the work. So when I was in computer repair, I learned this trick from a guy who was in there for a couple of months, and that's where he got a lot of his programs that he would use to help defrag computers and stuff like that. So there you go. Ninite, N-I-N-I-T-E, still exists on the internet, even after all those years of me discovering it back in like 20 fucking like 13 years.
Speaker: So there you have it. N-I-N-I-T-E. Ninites. How do you feel about those apples? I think they're big, round, and juicy as all hell.
Speaker: Yeah, dude. If I have to be completely honest with you. Speaking apples, you ever think about oranges? They're just like fluid-filled sacks. I hate that. Thank you.
Speaker: That's all it is, just a couple of fluid filled sacks squished together into a little. I have not eaten an orange in so long. I love oranges, too. I should do that. Yeah. Suck the fluid right out the sack and call it a day. man Well, dude, I just eat the whole sack.
Speaker: I mean, that's fine to skin it all. Yeah. Fluid filled sacks. Number one. Anyway, that's my answer. Ninite.com. I have some other ones that aren't really a secret that I'm still going to throw out later. But that's my actual answer that I think the moment you read that question earlier, i was like, I fucking know one. i just have to see if it still exists.
Speaker: And boy, howdy does it.
Speaker: So mine. I had a problem while you were doing yours. I was going to say Google, the actual Google homepage.
Speaker: Yeah. Because of all the I used to know all the fun Easter eggs you could do on it. Oh, yeah. you could But they had so many of them. you Remember when they had I'm feeling lucky and you could just click that and go to like some random shit like whatever. day it up There's that. But like if you typed in Zerg, you'd have to play a minigame.
Speaker: If you Google do a barrel roll, it does a barrel roll. It doesn't do it anymore? it It does the barrel roll, but the Zerg one is gone. Elgug used to be Google, but the whole page was mirrored. Oh, I remember that. i do remember that one. So they did move them all into ah ah actual Elgug website.
Speaker: But, like, there goes mine. Oh, I'm sorry, man.
Speaker: Back in the day, way a long time ago, when I was a younger and stupider person. ah Sorry, more stupider. is More stupider.
Speaker: I used to think I was slick because at school, you know, when we had like computers and stuff, I would type in Zerg and play that and be like, no, I'm just on Google.
Speaker: I'm not wasting time. I'm not, you know... not doing my homework
Speaker: yeah oh man i guess the only other one i really have would be like actually understanding how to use reddit oh i still don't know how to use like a lot of people are like yeah i don't know how to do i just kind of search and one of the options is just like you know my question reddit But like you can find a lot of good things ah in there if you understand how subreddits actually work, how to find what you're looking for in it.
Speaker: I do not. I do a bit. i'm I'm sure I'm barely scratching the surface, but like I found um so many answers to questions because it's all just people.
Speaker: Well, was. ah I'm sure it still has some people in it, but... In Reddit? Yeah, well, her dude, i'm I would not be surprised if it's all, like, half of its bots by now.
Speaker: yeah I mean, there's probably a ah higher population than usual, but I like to think and hope that people still... I hope so. Yeah, I like to hope that it's still people asking actual questions and such, because the day that I find out that I'm answering AI questions is the day that I burn this whole thing down, man.
Speaker: Mm hmm. That's fair. You know, there is a tool for your Google thing that you might not be aware of. um If you ever want to figure out radiuses or distances on Google, um there's tools for that. So, you know, that's that's cool.
Speaker: So if you just kind of like Google, just like, you know, finding the radius on your Google Maps, how to measure things in Google Maps, there little tools and like add-ons that you can do that lets you kind of measure distances and things like that or all that good things. um But also, don't forget about GeoGuessr. I think that's still, while a lot of people still use it around the world, i still don't think that's a common enough game that people play.
Speaker: At least in my circles. Do you know what GeoGuessr is? I do know what GeoGuessr is, and I would be so bad at it. I would be fucking dog shit at it. But like, I find it so fascinating to watch people who can kind of figure it out, do it.
Speaker: So what you're what I'm hearing is me and you should have a GeoGuessr. A GeoGuessr stream for that GeoGuessr off. Yeah. Yeah. There is a way it can be and less wrong.
Speaker: And geography is not my strong suit. So I feel like this would be a that would be a good game for me to kind of hone my skills and be a little less embarrassed by being an American who doesn't know geography that well. Oh, it would be so embarrassing for me. And I don't care. I'm fine with it.
Speaker: Actually, speaking of. ah Well, actually, not embarrassment, but just speaking in in general, ah Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, everybody inside, outside, up, down, all around, inside and outside the gender binary.
Speaker: I have to come clean. I've been lying to you all this whole time. What's that? You've been coming dirty this whole time. That's right. But now going be coming clean. I've detoxed.
Speaker: And I need to come out of the closet. Simple and clean is the way that you make it make me feel. as Anyway, i need to ah I need to come out of the closet. I need to tell you all, right before we started, when we were talking about websites, Adam showed me one that still works from his childhood called a Meat Spin.
Speaker: Don't go to it if you're under 18, please. I'm not condoning that, but you'll be happy to know I am officially gay now. i have submitted the papers. I've watched my required 50 spins.
Speaker: I actually went up to 100 just because I like round numbers and deserved it. And I'm waiting for my my gay registration card in the mail. So if anybody knows like what that envelope is going to look like, so I know what to keep an eye out for.
Speaker: I'm waiting. Like I said, I filled out all the pipe, the paperwork. Adam, I put you down as a professional reference. Thanks. Yeah, i that's that's arguable. So I just now I don't know how much of the Google to believe, but I did. I did look up when did the site go live and the estimate between February and March of 2005. That really went live. Yeah, that's later than I would have thought.
Speaker: Oh, no, that's that's right around in the pocket because I wasn't even aware of it until like I was almost out of high school. That's fair. So then there's Know Your Meme.
Speaker: i Know Your Meme was a good one. We were talking about Newgrounds and Addicting Games. Yeah. great I think Addicting Games is still around, too. I found a website that let me play ah Fancy Pants Adventure, which was the greatest.
Speaker: That and Jelly Car were like the greatest browser games ever. And if you know you're a G, if you're not, if you don't, you're still a G. Just try them. They're great.
Speaker: Apparently there's several spins. There's one called Leek Spin. was created as an alternative to Meat Spin, pairing at the character Orihime from the anime Bleach with a cover of traditional Finnish folk song, Levon Polka.
Speaker: I don't know if that's also gross.
Speaker: I mean, there's only one way to find out. it says, on March 1st, 2013, Benjamin Blueeen, pictured below, you can't see him, Computer engineering student at Florida State University, Panama City campus hacked the school's wireless network to redirect all Internet users to the meat spin website.
Speaker: Oh, my God. Upon discovery, he was suspend to suspended by the school's administration and arrested on third degree felony charge of offenses against computer users. Third degree felony. What?
Speaker: or ah Yeah, that's I mean, he's technically disseminating porn. What the fuck? I mean, yeah get I mean, kind of I guess. But third degree on a college campus, I guess that's like if it was in like a like a high school, maybe. Yeah, that's fair.
Speaker: I mean, you know, ah it's pretty bad. I'm sorry. That's just I can't defend that. It's funny as hell, but I can't say do it.
Speaker: absolutely insane so uh hang on 10 more seconds and i will be spinning my leak for a full minute so what is the leak one is it just ah an actual like vegetable that it's it's just an anime character spinning a leak it's not it's not not safe for work it's not it's completely safe which one orahime The redheaded girl, I guess. redheaded busty one. Yeah.
Speaker: Gotcha. There's always one of those. And just spinning a leak in her hand. Incredible. Yeah. So, yeah. Meat spin, for those of you who don't know, just to give you a little warning.
Speaker: Oh, my God. There's a leaderboard? for but How long people left a website running? oh my god. Oh, I can so beat this. the Oh wait. Seconds, minutes. Never mind. I can't beat that. The longest is 29 days, 23 hours, 8 minutes, 31 seconds. Someone left that running for almost a month straight on their computer.
Speaker: Like they just probably. Yeah, I guess so. A laptop somewhere, turn the volume down and just let it run until the battery died. Let's see. DG submit. Wow. We I put in my minute 57. Hell yeah. Oh, two minutes. So it's like a it's like um a single serving website that just it does just one thing.
Speaker: And meat spin, from what I remember, is just a dude spinning his junk in a circle to the tune of you spin me right round. Yeah. Well, there is more to it than that.
Speaker: Well, that's all I remember from when I was there is also there is also a second sword going into his sheath.
Speaker: Oh, I don't remember that, but yeah. yeah Well, we either way, that's all it is. It's like it doesn't do. and I know these things because I am officially gay now. Yeah, if you get to 100 spins on the website. No, no, it was only 50, please. Oh, 50 spins. I went to 100, but it was only 50. It says you're officially gay.
Speaker: So congratulations. Yeah. yeah um absolutely no shade to gay people at all we're just fooled around i promise no i it's just i just said it off handily i didn't know you were gonna go to it when we were talking he's like yeah man i remember this website and i asked him what it was and he's like no it's not really safe i was like oh there's only one way to find out so i went right to it well see here's the thing i think you thought that the website that i was gonna bring to this answer
Speaker: was meat spin because I said, Oh, I have an answer for the question. And you said, what is it? And I said, I don't want to tell you. And then we were talking about something else and, Oh, that made me think of one. You said, what is it? And I said, meat spin. I think you thought, Oh, that's right. I was going to give you, I thought you were actually talking about lemon party. Don't go there either.
Speaker: No. Yeah. Meat spin.com. Um, I do not, I mean, if you want to if you want to enjoy that, do that. But i don't go to it if I'm just telling you. I shouldn't say don't go to any of these websites. I don't condone people going to these websites unless that is specifically what they're looking for in their over 18.
Speaker: Yeah, I just, ah you know, I didn't know Danny was going to actually like type it into his address bar. fucking go there Oh, yeah, absolutely. I have no. To be clear, I didn't send it to him but're like, oh dude, you're going to love this. No, he didn't. He literally just mentioned it and I said, bet.
Speaker: that so I was like, oh my God, you're going to it? All I said was, I don't even know if that website exists anymore because I thought of it. Well, yeah, and we had to find out. And there was only one way to find out if it still was there. But I'm happy to report Nidnight also still exists. I don't think it's as old as Meat Spin, but it has much more functionality than Meat Spin.
Speaker: I remember LimeWire was one I used to go to to get my music. Yeah, I used to do LimeWire for a while after Kaza started giving me a bad bunch of bad shit. um Yeah.
Speaker: But I ah can't think of anything else that I've used in the past like five years that feel like is a... Yeah, I don't... per say i go on like five different websites outside of like work or, you know, the occasional different one, but there's only like five mainstays.
Speaker: I'm at my bookmarks to see if I have any. Yeah.
Speaker: like Khan Academy K H A N is a good one. Like they have a lot of free online courses. There's other ones you can pay for to get like different little certificates and stuff. It's a lot like that. Um, uh, like Coursera, uh, in a way.
Speaker: Um, so a lot of people are like, we'll put up courses you can take for free. So Khan Academy, I have saved here. Um, There's Code Academy if you want learn how to how code for free. I've been thinking of trying that that one that gamifies coding. i forget what it's called.
Speaker: Let's see. What else? What else? I'm looking at my old... Because I have a little bit of a list of bookmarks that I just... Oh, there's one called Moon Pig. hang on Hang on a second. Hang on.
Speaker: three two one getting a high score on leak spin six minutes all right go ahead six minutes my god um yeah so that is one i would say if you like really interesting and fun uh like like birthday cards or any sort of cards that you would give on an occasion.
Speaker: This website has a lot of ones that you can either customize with your own pictures, which I've done for many years for my friend's birthdays. um And you can set reminders for people's birthdays or occasions that like you want to be reminded of every year and you'll get an email saying, Hey, so-and-so's birthday is birthdays coming up. If you want the card to get there by their birthday, you know, order and send out. and they're like five or six dollars that you order.
Speaker: um You can get big cards, little cards, medium sized cards, customized with your own pictures or they have a bunch of pre-done designs. It's called MoonPig.com. Would highly recommend. Um, they're still functional. They still work easy to create an account. I've used it for a long time just to have birthday cards.
Speaker: Like I'll make them early and then just like design them or like set them for when they're supposed to go and pay for them. And then they just get sent. Um, I haven't done it in a while because I lost touch with the person i used to send one to every year. Um, but it was just really cool to just get those emails and say, Hey, your friend's birthday is coming up. You want to send him a card?
Speaker: Um, yeah, it's nice. It's cool little company. So, Moon pig. There you go. There's another one. Write it down, kids. You'll thank me later. You'll fucking thank me.
Speaker: Any occasion you can think of. So when I was a kid. I made a website as one of my merit badges for Boy Scouts. Nice. And I was trying to find it.
Speaker: So I just Googled my name, your name site to see if like. It was still there somehow. um I couldn't find it.
Speaker: But and you can attest to this, I don't have a common last name. That is true.
Speaker: I didn't realize there were so many other people with my last name. Oh, you're finding some family on the interwebs, Danny. There's a lot of Danny guarantees out there. Wow. Yeah, it's pretty cool.
Speaker: I'll be darned. I have to go slay them. Ah, we went over the 20 minutes. ah There can only be one. Oh, we you want to go? No. Or are we looking for me to hit 20 minutes on Leakspin and then we'll stop? No, I really don't want you to hit 20 minutes. Although i do enjoy the regular updates.
Speaker: um So did you find it? Your your website? No, I wish. i like I made this thing when ah my dad and I made it when I was like 10 or under. like The internet was still new.
Speaker: When the Internet was young. Yeah. The Space Jam website still works. That's not really a secret one that like you can use a lot for, but it's there. Does Hamster Dance still work?
Speaker: Oh, I remember the hamster dance. Come on, everybody. li Here we go. It's brand new version of the Dosey, though. Like when I was a kid, hamster dance was just one thing.
Speaker: And it was just a bunch of hamsters standing in a line, swaying back and forth, real choppy animation and the same looping yodeling over and over and over again. That was it.
Speaker: That's all it was. ah There was also wasn't Nyan Cat also its own website. That was just the Nyan Cat with the song.
Speaker: Yeah, I think so. I'm pretty sure. Apparently, you the man now dog dot com. There we go. i fucking found my way to the one that just had Sean Connery shouting the whole time. Oh, yeah. There's so many other things still.
Speaker: You have all the time in the world. It's time for Sean Connery. He posted March 29th, 2020.
Speaker: Contest. Oh my God. There's a post from February. I shouldn't laugh, but I did just got me off guard. There's a. as more listen sustain is younna virtue you
Speaker: as As more of the illicit details from the Epstein files leak out... Oh, no....scrutiny. YouTheManNowDog continues to stand as an uncharted paragon of virtue in an otherwise soiled garbage dump that is the modern internet.
Speaker: Create a new YouTheManNowDog that speaks truth to power. So apparently there people are still using in this for shit. And they post this on February 1st, 2026. I really don't understand how this website works now, but...
Speaker: They have a Discord. They have a Patreon. Holy shit.
Speaker: Wow.
Speaker: Yowzers. I don't know how this website works, but like it's very I can't believe it's. Oh, my God, that's awesome. Holy shit. So I i Googled obscure websites.
Speaker: And I found one called Pointer Pointer. Have you heard of this one? No. So you it's. It's just a website. It's just pointer pointer dot com.
Speaker: And you move your mouse and it'll say like, OK, when you're ready, hold still and you stop moving your mouse. And then it just the whole web page just becomes a picture of somebody pointing to your mouse.
Speaker: And it just uses has so many different pictures in it, I guess, that no matter where you put the mouse, it' somebody's pointing to it. It's so good. it
Speaker: check you have to try this out it's so good okay so this website is still just as goofy as it was okay what is it called pointer pointer pointer oh my god you're gonna listen to me play pointer pointer oh this is not streaming people who are listening we'll have to we'll have to actually like stream some of these at some point Oh, it's okay. So literally, it's literally just like picture of your mouse around and you stop a different image of just different people just appear.
Speaker: And wherever someone's finger may be, they try to have your mouth, their finger pointing toward like right now I'm looking at one of someone with a back tattoo and someone's pointing at the back tattoo and also my mouse cursor.
Speaker: yeah it's awesome that's that's literally what this is definitely in the same vein of you the man not dog.com this is such a great website oh my god this is fucking stupid no it's not my god well yes it is but no it's not oh my god it's so good all right what else was there uh let's see
Speaker: Wow. Endless horse. What that? Let's say.
Speaker: And there's a cause endless horse. Have you ever seen those ones where like. It's just like a sheep running across the like, it's at one of those like reaction time things and like something just running across the screen and you have to click it to see what your reaction time is. Mm hmm.
Speaker: don't know what the website is. Okay, so Endless Horse is just an Atsuki horse. For those who don't know, Atsuki is making things out of like dashes, underscores.
Speaker: Yeah. It was like how we made pictures back in the day. back in our day
Speaker: GameFAQs would have a bunch of them. There's a good website. um ah So this is just a horse, an Atsuki horse. and the legs just go on forever, no matter how much you scroll down.
Speaker: Fantastic. Endless horse.
Speaker: Wow.
Speaker: Staggering beauty lets you shake a bizarre black worm creature on screen, which triggers flashing lights and wild movement if you shake it too fast.
Speaker: Uh-huh. Wow. Uh-huh.
Speaker: Oh, so sorry, I'm jumping back to you, the man, not dog dot com. They revived the website in 2020. Oh, just reading like.
Speaker: Some of the written stuff from the admins.
Speaker: They purchased bunch of new hardware. They started a Patreon for people to help me get the website back up. It says, so until the government makes it illegal, you can view you the man not dogs without getting snooped on.
Speaker: Password hashing is being upgraded to modern recommendations as well. ah who And it's literally. So what is that website? Huh? What is that website? What does it do?
Speaker: Well, it's. It's like. Is it something you don't want to say on a stream? I mean, there's certainly things on it that you probably like. There's definitely not safe for work stuff on it, but it's not usually like naughty stuff. It's like just like weird shit.
Speaker: So like to make a you the man now dog like they can you can make a but like you can essentially make a page on there. And what it is is usually just one. It's they're they're all individual one use sites.
Speaker: So one of them is just like. usually like the default map is like there's like 30 squares of the same image with some sort of noise coming from it or song.
Speaker: Like the original was like Sean Connery going, you're the man now, dog. You're the man now, dog. And it just repeats itself. oh Like there's other ones that are just like, I mean, I see Leek Spin on here. I see the original Hamster Dance. A short video on there.
Speaker: um And it just repeats it. Yeah, that like Hamster Dance probably came from you, the man, not dog.com. And they're all just like different greeted or like short videos that people put up. um And usually there's like a joke or like a premise to it. Like so so one of them was like, like.
Speaker: Like, I don't know how many times did you. extra extra some shit and then like it'll just be that old like sesame street thing it'll one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve and it just repeats that on a loop and that's it that's like fantastic it's just it says the bare bones internet shit from like the early aughts that apparently is still how they do this website in 2026
Speaker: If you are not our age or if this was Internet was not part of your life when you were younger. Just know that if you go to YTM and you the man now dog dot com, just the the letters.
Speaker: You'll see it and it's just this neat little. I'm not I've I've even called like a forum. It's just like a. bunch of flash shit like i don't know but it's a good representation of kind of like what the internet was before back in the golden age yeah the golden age of the internet this was it and they still keep generally what the look of it is but with like some more modern memes and modern like you know patreon didn't exist back then when like they had it But or discord, I don't think existed either. It was called preliminary.
Speaker: But like they have contests like one of them right now is a lot of this crap was pre Facebook. It was like MySpace era. Oh, for sure. Yeah. or For sure. oh I remember what.
Speaker: So I couldn't find it, but I do remember what my website was. And it was just a linking website to other websites. Oh, and some of the links I remember it having was Nickelodeon dot com.
Speaker: Because they had browser games based on their shows. Cartoonnetwork.com because the same reason. Addictinggames.com was on there. ah Oh,
Speaker: I think there was at least one more. But the entire thing was just like the most 90s website you could come across. It had like a picture that was just mosaicked across the whole back.
Speaker: You know, it played like really annoying music and it had just links to all these other websites and it said like, Hey, I'm Dan. These are my favorite places to be.
Speaker: I love old internet. Oh, it's so bad. And like when you made it, like that was just it. You were just like, I am making a website that does this one thing. i don't have be a programmer. Yeah, no, it was just, here's an easier way to get to all my favorite websites because it's all in one place.
Speaker: That's all it did. It was one page and it just had links to other places and like their logo. Yeah, I love it. Like the original space site is just like a bunch of planets.
Speaker: Just so you know. 20 seconds, now 15 and I've been spinning for 20 minutes. Boy, I'm glad that we can all be here for you to spin that leap. I'm just saying you you wanted to stop before I hit 20 minutes. You've got five seconds.
Speaker: Well, I failed. that is a shame. Stopping you from spinning. Yeah, 20 minutes.
Speaker: uh i'm just gonna call this episode in
Speaker: i'm just gonna call league spin and i finally found a game i'm good at it's like those like what do they call those games those um that just play themselves you know that like oh um yeah yeah yeah like there's an auto auto battlers and stuff yeah they're just games it's just like i saw one that my friend has like a really high score on that just flips a coin and he has like such a high score and was like how do you play it he's like you don't was like what the fuck is the point i was like what do you mean i also have a friend that's like oh dude check out this really fun phone game and it's like
Speaker: You just have a bunch of characters that have power levels or whatever. Yeah. And you just set them loose on another person who has their characters. And it's purely a numbers game. If you have better people, you win.
Speaker: But you get to watch them fight and do nothing with that. It's like, cool, man, I'm going to go play a real game.
Speaker: So oh it's called Coin Flipper. It's an idle. Oh, oh, coin flipper is not. No, there's a real game there. It's an idle game. Apparently you can just set it to.
Speaker: Well, yeah, you can interact with it, but you can also just let like the only interactivity is to like add is to flip more coins. That's it. Yeah. Like you're not doing anything like you're flipping the coin.
Speaker: No, they are flipping the coins. Look, all I know is ive think I have watched people play that game for more than one hour. That's insane. It's literally like a bunch of background noise, but I did actually get invested.
Speaker: That's insane to me that that you have to you have to get 10 heads in a row. And. you start, it's not just flipping a coin.
Speaker: Like when you start, the odds are not 50, 50. It's something like 25, 75 tails. And every time you get heads, you get a little bit of money and you use that to buy like the spin faster or heads are worth more, a better chance to get heads. It's one of those like, um, economy games where you just grow an economy with bajillions dollars. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That sounds really fucking cool. That sounds so cool. It's so cool.
Speaker: So cool. Adam, Adam, you don't sound impressed. I'm so impressed that something else can, that the game can play for me. The future is now. We're living it.
Speaker: I can be like those fat people in the chairs on WALL-E and not do anything. just Let ChatGPT and video games play themselves, baby. i don't have to do anything anymore. Yay! Just sit all the way back here and just wait until I bloat into a stuffed pig and die. don't have anything else to Well, you know what? Hey, speaking of bloating into a stuffed pig and dying, how about a little bonus question? Just real quick.
Speaker: ah I forget who wrote it, but I'll see if I can find it But they want to know ah when you gain. here it is. ah Round artichoke. Five, two, five, five. Oh, yes. Perfect for this. When you gain weight, where does it go?
Speaker: For them, it goes to their legs. It goes all over. Mostly to the... Mine goes right to my like abdomen.
Speaker: Right. What do they call the love handles? You get like the muffin top. Actually, I don't get another thing. I don't get it in the love handles. It just goes to my stomach and to my ass.
Speaker: When I got when I first got diabetes, I got pregnant belly like all the fat just went. It was all visceral. So it was under the muscle. Oh, yeah. And it all just went right to um the front of my abdomen and it it just gave me pregnant belly. os
Speaker: Just like a round artichoke. Just like a round artichoke. What are you going to do about that? you know um Yeah, i that is something I'm trying to to do away with. I'm trying to cut out the gross stuff or the like The not as good for me stuff.
Speaker: It's been challenging. I've been trying to like fast until a certain time of day when I'm off work. And trying not eat until certain time of day when I'm at work. It's tough. i have to keep snacky things out of my line of vision so I don't do it. it's It's difficult. It's hard. When you're full, you're like, oh, it's so easy to just not think about food for a bit.
Speaker: But then you get hungry and you can't help it. Like... There are times where I'm at work and I'm just sitting there like, oh, my God, I still have like a half hour till lunch. Yeah, I'm starving and I can't help but look at the clock every five minutes.
Speaker: Because I know my sandwich is right there. It's tough. My sandwich is right. My sandwich is right there. Yeah, I get that a lot.
Speaker: It helps to put my lunch in a fridge that's not anywhere near where I am at work. And I can't just like grab it real quick. my ah My friend was telling me about this thing that sent people to the hospital with sugar shock.
Speaker: It's taking... What was it? It was Kool-Aid and like putting pineapples in the Kool-Aid so that they'd soak it up. And then you get like a kool-aid infused pineapple and apparently it's so much sugar that it i mean pineapples by themselves are very sugary yeah exactly high in acid but they're just very fucking sugary and i know i've gotten better than i used to be as a person like eating healthier and stuff m because at this point in my life regular coke is too sweet it's like syrupy sweet it doesn't taste good to me anymore no uh and
Speaker: i know I finally made it because when he told me about that, everybody was like, oh, that actually sounds kind of good. And I was like, no, that sounds disgusting. I'll be honest. That sounds yeah awful.
Speaker: Yeah, that's yeah, that's I said it a bunch of times on the show, but that is probably like one of the best decisions i ever made for my life was to cut back on drinking as much sugar. Like if I have a milkshake at a restaurant once in a while, that's probably it.
Speaker: But like very seldom these days, unless I'm out and it's like a special thing. I don't drink anything sugary in the house at all.
Speaker: um Makes a world of difference because I think I'd be probably even I'm probably technically overweight. I'm probably like I think my ideal weight is probably like like 155 or 160 and I'm like 165 or something.
Speaker: um But like I would probably be way more overweight if I kept drinking the sugary shit that I was drinking. Oh, and I mean, yeah. Thinking about fucking pineapple juice and Kool-Aid, like, oh, my God.
Speaker: Yeah, it sounds like so much sugar. It sounds like it would be thick. Yeah, it sounds like it would be. Yeah, like like you would not be able to get the taste out of your mouth after you had it. No.
Speaker: When I have a sore throat, I drink pineapple juice to, like, soothe it because it's a really good remedy for that. um But even, like, If you have too much pineapple juice, like I can feel it stripping away parts of my mouth and my throat because it's so acidic and sugary.
Speaker: I couldn't imagine fusing those things and eating a pineapple like that. Like, I feel like I would feel that for the entire week. It would. At that point, it just feels like drinking alcohol, like a shot.
Speaker: Yeah, I just don't understand that. Kids, don't. Don't don't don't just don't just don't spin your leaks this year. okay no, no. You look as long as everybody's consenting.
Speaker: Feel free to spin your leak. Don't spin your meat without consent. Don't spin your meat without consent. Otherwise, but you know, if you get this fiscal year, if you're in the middle of, say, the grocery store and you find leaks that are wrapped, don't just go touching everybody's leaks. You don't know who's going to buy it. Yeah. But if it's wrapped, spin it. Give it a little spin. Leaks love that shit.
Speaker: Yeah, especially. Yeah. If you take a leak and spin it, I think people will be impressed. Yeah. Yeah. um Don't spin it while you leak, though. That's different.
Speaker: That means to know that's very different. Very tight. And it's like you're making. Don't do that. and Yeah, don't do that. and hurt that but That's something a big piece of shit this year would do. That's true. And and yeah do not go into the deli and get a big ham and start spinning it.
Speaker: No, no, don't don't do that. Don't do that. Don't spin the meat. Not the meat, only the veg. You can spin the leek. You can spin the veg, but you cannot spin the meat.
Speaker: I dare you to message Hitch on Discord and just say, hey, I got a new t-shirt idea. Will you make it? And just say that. Don't spin your meat. What did you just say? Spin the meat, not the veg? No, spin the veg, not the meat. Spin the veg, not the meat.
Speaker: and ah Hang on. ah But anyway, gang, we should wrap this up. It's been 45 minutes almost. Whoa, who hang on, hang on. I have one minute left.
Speaker: Thank you. Thank you. By the time we're done, you'll never mind. Actually, i just did 30 minutes. We're good. He's been spinning his league for 30 minutes. He's going for that high score of 29 days, dog. Hitch, I have shirt idea. Spin the meat. Spin the veg, not the meat. Can you make a shirt of someone Oops.
Speaker: Spinning.
Speaker: Are you guys like in the super detail? Oh, yeah. Like a pizza.
Speaker: And it says. Spin your leek, not your meat. I thought it was spin your veg, not your meat.
Speaker: Or spin your veg, not your meat. Beautiful. There you go. I included you so you can see that I did send it.
Speaker: Yes. um Well, hey, gang, now that we have a 30 minute leak spin, that's L-E-E-K. I'm still not even on the leaderboard, by the way.
Speaker: Wow. Really? Yeah. The lowest time is an hour 16. I'm sorry. A day in 16 hours. How in the ass, dude? How long has that been in place is what I want to know. How long have those records been there?
Speaker: i It doesn't say. Incredible. can i actually I'm like scared to click on it because I don't want to leave this website. Let's do quick Google. When did the record get set for LeakSpin.com? Oh my god.
Speaker: was It was launched on May 6, 2006, so a month before I graduated. doesn't say... um
Speaker: ah doesn't say
Speaker: Who when the well, look, all I can say is um Larry. I'm coming for you. Yeah, Larry, he's coming for your thing.
Speaker: Couldn't even make it 30 days, Larry. When did the record get set? I'm going to try one more time to z figure it out. i want to try to talk to this stupid Google AI. and entire Entirely on a continuous leap without restoring user data, there is no verified global leaderboards or dates when the longest watch time record was set.
Speaker: However, a modern clone site named Leakspin.co maintains a community leaderboard tracking user session times. First place is Larry, who holds those watch time of 29 days, 23 hours, 8 minutes, and 31 seconds. Mm-hmm.
Speaker: Can confirm. They're not publicly. Larry. It's hard to say. Damn. I'm coming for you. That's insane. um Anyway, hey, folks, thanks for liking, commenting, prescribing. you know and Check out the FundamentSellersNetwork.biz for all of your FundamentSellers needs.
Speaker: And Danny loves you all very much. He really appreciates you. This why he gets up in the morning. It's crazy. Boy, there's fucking fireworks going off somewhere outside. Is that what that is?
Speaker: Can you hear that? A little bit.
Speaker: My house is vibrating and I'm trying to figure out where the fuck they're coming from. Well, anyway, while he looks for explosions in the night sky, I will tell you all how much we absolutely appreciate you. We thank you all so very much for listening. We will be streaming still. We just, we've been doing quickies lately ah for life reasons, but we will be back with the streams. I promise.
Speaker: Don't go anywhere. I mean it. Stay right where you are. But also higher week. But also, hey, if you don't want us to stream it and you only want the audio version, let us know at funnest. That work dot biz and say, hey, I fucking prefer that you guys don't do. Yeah, that's true. I mean, that's less work for me. So like that's true. If that's what you want, that's what you want.
Speaker: If you want to see us do some stuff on stream, let us know, too. And we'll just. get Yeah. You want to see us leak spin in real life or play some GeoGuessr? I'm going to send we've been for his birthday.
Speaker: Oh, dude. Sweet. um we've been playing a lot of Mecha Chameleon. If people want to watch that, that's been a lot of fun. That's true. Yeah, so let us know, funandstallersnetwork.biz, because we give you the business.
Speaker: And hey, let's wrap your bad boy up. Thank you all but so much for being here and being your best selves. And hey, Try not to be a piece of shit this year or this fiscal year.
Speaker: Yeah, just just maybe this year, this fiscal year, whichever you prefer. i still hold by if you're going by fiscal year on something not business related. You're already on the back foot, but.
Speaker: There's still time is what I'm trying to say. But if you start the fiscal year. Like, you know, if some people are better about not being a piece of shit at work, some people are better about not being a piece of shit in their personal lives. so just pick the one.
Speaker: The fiscal year just started in July. So if you're thinking about working on your business self, start then. If you're working on your personal self, then you know what? You're like, you you still have time, but like, you know, the year is going to close out sooner than you think. So, you know, we're over halfway through it already. We're hitting August. So. Mm hmm.
Speaker: When you guys listen to this, it'll be definitely like the middle of August. So I'm telling you, don't be a piece of shit. got to hurry. Yeah, there's you're running out of time to not be a piece of shit this year. Otherwise, yeah, Dan and I got to come up with like a different thing to say. And look, making me have to come up with a new phrase would be such a piece of shit move.
Speaker: Yeah, don't. Yeah. So don't don't make me have to do that. do Yeah, don't do that. Don't make me have to use my brain. Don't make Danny use a stinker. He's already doing that to help out a company. I'm already putting all of my thinking power towards catching up to Larry.
Speaker: That's true. Larry is spinning his has spun his league for almost a month, and Danny has a lot of spin in the do. so Larry, if you're if you listening to this, let us know when you got that score, okay? but so like Larry, if if you're listening to this, just know that your time is coming.
Speaker: Your time is coming, and so are we. and so am I. Don't be a piece of shit this year. We love you guys. Thanks for listening. And um yeah, do not go to meet spin dot com, but do go to leak spin dot com. You go to leak spin dot com. We promise it'll be OK. That one's fine.
Speaker: that Yeah, that one's that one's more than fine. It's actually kind of great. It's very wholesome. It's actually very wholesome. Yeah, it's very sweet. um But the best website of all.
Speaker: Funnestellers.org. That is. Oh, how didn't we say that as one of the websites for our answer? Oh, my God. was holding on it. If you would say it.
Speaker: Also, cofi.com slash fun installers. You can do that, too. Okay. We love you all. Bye. Bye.
