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Speaker: I love racist jokes even though I am a man of color as you can tell from my accent of course and even when those jokes are about where I come from my race and or ethnicity I'm only offended if they are not funny but hold on for a second Before some of you scream at me like panchees on fire, oh, this is internalized racism, internalized and complicity in white supremacy, race traitor.
Speaker: Let me just say, hello and welcome to your favourite convicted criminal daddy since you are already here that means by default you either have a gaping hole or your anal retentive if you are the latter then you must stick around daddy is going to look after you loosen you up to find greener pastures so let's get into it
Speaker: Jokes about race are not inherently racist, unless you're some sort of humorless drone who thinks laughing is a war crime.
Speaker: A crack about Mexican Antacos does not mean it's a deportation order, okay? It is a nod to culture, not a middle finger. Because racism and discrimination need hate, like thinking one race is God's gift or like Muslims for example, they believe that they are superior to everyone else simply because Allah in the Quran tells them so.
Speaker: Here is the point, comedians or people like me, we just want your giggles, not a KKK membership, eh? The reality is, even people who use race jokes as insults don't mind when others sling race singers back at them.
Speaker: They expect it. It is part of the game, people. Unlike those snowflakes who would cancel me for pronouncing Chardonnay wrong sometimes.
Speaker: Meanwhile, it is not just jokes about race, but also jokes about Muslims, fags, trannies, trumpers, or even women drivers. It is not bigotry.
Speaker: It is, however, just poking fun of life absurdities. A gag about a nun does not burn crosses. A jab at a senator's flip-flops does not storm the capital.
Speaker: It is context at the end of the day, something the perpetually offended would never recognize even if it slapped their precious Kambodsha.
Speaker: Comedians or just your friend with a sharp tongue or online trolls like yours truly expect you to fire back, that's the deal.
Speaker: Unlike the woke police who would rather sob like demented hyenas than sling a comeback. Here is the thing about humor. Even the one about race, it can actually truly break walls and make you less of a fragile cupcake.
Speaker: Look at Dave Chappelle or Richard Pryor. They turned racial gags into truth bombs, gluing audiences together with laughter.
Speaker: Joking about our differences, whether the intent is mean or not, makes us human. Tough people, they laugh, they jab back and they move on.
Speaker: Meanwhile, the rest with their neon colored hair are writing tearful medium posts about harm.
Speaker: Let's talk about the crybabies who would faint over a stereotyped joke. These quivering, self-righteous ninnies whining like they have been stabbed by a punchline are just professional victims chasing clout.
Speaker: They are the kind who would call a stopped-toe systematic violence and demand a UN hearing just for a giggle. Grow a spine, you pathetic safe space leeches.
Speaker: Comedy is not your therapy session, and I'm certainly not your shrink. Screaming bigot at every joke is as lazy as my old weed dealer in the early 2000s. Just get over it.
Speaker: If a joke flops, call it lame, not a hate crime. Are you so weak that a crack about your race sends you to therapy? Or can you actually laugh?
Speaker: Sling one back and not cry your eyes out after a woke jab. Comedy is a gut punch, not a gulag. So grow a spine or you're just another weepy snowflake that I will probably shred to bits in my upcoming videos.
Speaker: And before I end this video, Here is a joke about race that doesn't just poke fun at life absurdities but it is a factual stereotype and it goes like this.
Speaker: When a fly falls into a cup of coffee. The Italian throws the cup, breaks it and walks away in a fit of rage. The German carefully washes the cup, sterilizes it and makes a new cup of coffee.
Speaker: The Frenchman takes out the fly and drinks the coffee. but chinese The Chinese eats the fly and throw away the coffee.
Speaker: The Russian drinks the coffee with the fly since it was already extra and came with no charge. The Israeli sells the coffee to the Frenchman, sells the fly to the Chinese, sells the cup to the Italian, then uses the extra money to invent a device that prevents flies from falling into coffee.
Speaker: Then comes the Palestinian. Oh, the Palestinian. He blames the Israeli for the fly falling into his coffee, protests the act of aggression to the UN, takes a loan from the European Union to buy a new cup of coffee, uses the money to purchase explosives and then blows up the coffee house where the Italian, the French, the Chinese, the German and the Russian are all trying to explain to the Israeli that he should give away his cup of coffee to the Palestinian so there will be peace.
Speaker: And here's the thing about this joke. all of you will be laughing yet at the same time some of you who are laughing will also throw a bitch thunder cunt hissy fit even though they know it's true
Speaker: Now, if you enjoyed this video, then I really hope you would encourage my journey to help me stay on the right path. While funding the research and the writing of my book, you can send donations to my GoFundMe link on my website or attached with the description of this video.
Speaker: I truly appreciate every bit of love and support, so thank you in advance from the bottom of my criminal heart. That's it for this one, daddy has got to go now.
Speaker: Too many they them shrieking like a pack of shit smeared whores having a seizure and not enough time to offend them. However, always remember,
Speaker: You can be holding the most delicious peach in the entire fucking world right in the palm of your hand and there will still be some bitter bitch troll from hell out there disgusted by peaches while seething with hate just because you have it and get to taste it.
