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NBA 🏀 LeBron/Lakers Champ Run? 🏈 NFL Better QB: Mendoza/Simpson + Best Draft Class 💯 Klay Cheats Meg 😱
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🔥BALL & BUDS NEW SHOW ALERT - TOTAL EVISCERATION 💯
*Strictly Comedy, All Jokes, No Factual Topics, Explicit Content, Parental Advisory Necessary*
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NBA Basketball 🏀 LeBron/Lakers Championship Run?
NFL Better QB: Mendoza 🏈 Simpson?
NFL Football 🏈 Best Draft Class?
Entertainment 💯 Klay Cheating on Meg the Stallion?
The MOST Unfiltered 💥 FUN & RACOUS Debate Show EVER!
Sports Professor vs Hot Take Jake! Sports. Entertainment. Culture.
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Transcript
Introduction to Ball and Buzz
00:00:00
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You can't pretend, now get ready for the show.
00:00:16
Speaker
Yo, yo, yo, what up friends? Welcome back, Ball and Buzz in the house again, and yes, you know we are back with another episode of Total Eviceration. Yes, the hottest show on the airwaves is this show, and we are glad you tuned in. It is myself, your host, Omar, the sports professor Fonseca versus that bum on the other corner, my brother, Hot Cake Jake. What's good, brother?
00:00:50
Speaker
I'm doing great, man.
Vegas Trip Anecdotes
00:00:51
Speaker
I'm doing great. how was ah How was your trip back from Vegas? Boy, did you and Mar look like y'all were some drunken hobbits that day. Boy, were y'all like this. Y'all were over there looking like y'all were about to kiss each other, bro. don't know what happened.
00:01:03
Speaker
Yeah, I'm going to get on more next time see his ass too. I didn't realize that he was going to be taking video for all the entrances because I'm not a person that takes a lot of videos and pictures. I'll take a couple here and there, but more time I'm just actually watching the event kind of thing. But I liked it because now we have all the entrances recorded and we was going wild. But at first I didn't realize he was doing every entrance, so just kept turning around. He always had his phone in his hand. So I was like, fuck it, we was on Modelo's and shit. was just like, I At one point in time, you were hanging on to his belt. I was like, what's going on?
00:01:37
Speaker
Well, he asked me to hold on to his belt, and I was like, i don't want to carry this heavy-ass shit while I'm like and having a good time. No, thought that you were holding it, like, when with it around his waist. I could have sworn saw a couple videos. No, no, wow.
00:01:51
Speaker
Wow. Sir, you better knock that off immediately. I'll just call this man. Let's make what I saw in the vids. Ayo, Tim!
00:02:03
Speaker
Don't hate, don't hate Omar. Don't hate, hey reality I can't wait to get on y'all. Hit that like button. We know y'all watching. Hit that
Social Media Engagement
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LeBron's Cinderella Run: Possible?
00:02:37
Speaker
And now that we've done that, let's kick this bad boy off. Today we are going to talk NBA basketball. Is LeBron got one left? Let's Cinderella run left. Excuse me. Say that five times fast.
00:02:49
Speaker
Also, we're going to talk basketball. who had the best draft class and Fernando Mendoza versus Ty Simpson, better career. And finally, you're not going to want to miss the last topic.
00:03:02
Speaker
We're going to talk about Klay Thompson and Meg Thee Stallion. Is it okay that Klay cheated on Meg Thee Stallion? We'll let you know what we think here just a few minutes. But that being said, let's hit that first topic for them, my dude. So, whoops.
00:03:18
Speaker
ah My bad. There you are. All right, cool.
Lakers' Playoff Performance Analysis
00:03:21
Speaker
So here we go. We got LeBron and the Lakers. One last, like, I mean, they're doing well so far. We can say that without Luka Doncic and without Austin Reeves, they are three and one in this playoffs against a Houston team. Mind you, that was a great team all season long. And most people had as a championship contender coming into this playoffs. Now,
00:03:47
Speaker
Houston has had a down playoff for sure. Them in and Orlando Magic have been the biggest disappointments by far. But Jake, you ah posited that you have a an opinion, an opining on whether LeBron can make one last Cinderella run for this lakers team now everybody that watches this show knows that you're a fakers fan that you're ah a bandwagon fan that you're a homer and a crony first fan oh that's right you're just a lebron fan but i love lebron oh you love lebron you love the lebum oh i love the lebum i love the truth defend you that's what i love the only truth is paul pierce and you can't handle the truth ah
00:04:35
Speaker
He's a better truth than him, I'll be honest with you. Let me add this in real quick, Omar. What do you got about this? From the beginning, you should have saw the airwaves, ESPN, FS1, all these sports channels were saying, there's no way LeBron can win this.
00:04:50
Speaker
There's no way. No Austin Reeves. No Luka? But what does LeBron do? What he's always done his old career. Take trash teams and build them up to the best.
00:05:00
Speaker
And that's what he's done again. And I would not be surprised, and this is part of one of my hot takes, I'll say it right now. He will beat the Oklahoma City Thunder, the NBA champions, the next round.
00:05:11
Speaker
And I'm calling it right now. I got LeBron and the Lakers in five in that round. I promise you that. Because let me tell you something. There's one thing you can't beat, and that's the mother trucking king when he's ne when he wants and needs his crown.
00:05:28
Speaker
He's done the unthinkable. He's done the unthinkable. What on God's green earth? makes you think that the Lakers have, excuse me, the fakers have any chance of beating the Oklahoma City Thunder. You must be out doubt the right damn side of your mind if you think that the l LA fakers have any chance against the Oklahoma City Thunder.
00:05:52
Speaker
You know what I think, Omar? You know what I think? i don't Because LeBron's a better player right now than SGA. And I think right now he will... What the fuck? No, you know that, Omar. le Omar, sg if you switch SGA right now for LeBron, SGA couldn't carry this Lakers team to win this round.
00:06:11
Speaker
He wouldn't do it. He don't know how to do it. can't believe this crap. LeBron's been doing this since day one. You come on this prestigious... program where we are supposed to give hot cakes and arguments but at the same time be logical and you come with some shit like LeBron is better than SGA you are a bum and canteen you're a bum too for agreeing with them I hope you don't agree on the SGA part I hope disagree on the Lakers part he agrees with it all
00:06:44
Speaker
He knows what's going to happen. He says Lakers by 15 tonight. And he also says Lakers beat OKC in seven. I got five. I got five, Canteen. I got five. And Omar knows it, too.
00:06:56
Speaker
Shout out to Canteen and Flo there at the Bottom Line Sports. Y'all tune in with them. He says not the SGA part. He does not agree with you. He still thinks SGA is a better player. Now let me break it down for you.
00:07:08
Speaker
Since are an ignoramus of sorts. Um... Since that ah illegitimate and ah unrecognized, because we don't recognize
LeBron vs. Durant: Legacy Debate
00:07:21
Speaker
it in the basketball community.
00:07:23
Speaker
In the NBA circles, we legitimate NBA experts, I know you're not one of them, but we do not consider or legitimize basketball. that mickey mouse ass bubble championship that y'all had back in 2019 2020 what you say what you know you hating is it Mind you, you know what's funny?
00:07:50
Speaker
He beat KD just right now. He just destroyed KD and them Houston Rockets. And mind you, remember, who was the first one to tell you KD was an overrated Rudy Gay? I warned everybody about that. I've been letting people know for the past four years about that. know what's funny, Omar? I'm getting messages through the wazoo telling me, damn, Jake, I should have listened to you.
00:08:10
Speaker
KD is an above-average Rudy Gay. He didn't do shit with his career without the Warriors. And sure enough, LeBron's showing you that again. He's making him his bitch.
00:08:21
Speaker
First of all, don't you ever in your life ever, ever, ever,
00:08:31
Speaker
be smirch the tremendous name of d mv legend okay where i'm from the dmv legend Kevin Wayne Durant.
00:08:45
Speaker
All right. Don't you ever besmirch his name. He is one of the top 20 greatest players in the NBA of all time. I think we can both agree on that. Shut your mouth, canteen.
00:08:55
Speaker
You don't know basketball. Yes, he is injury prone. That is true. But you know why he's injury prone? Because he doesn't play 20 damn years. That's why going to have injuries. So is LeBron. So is LeBron. LeBron been injured. LeBron ain't been injured.
LeBron's Lakers Record Scrutiny
00:09:10
Speaker
He's more like Iron Man. He's more like Iron Man. He barely gets hurt. Well, Picanteen agrees with one thing, that 2020 Mickey Mouse-ass bubble championship don't count. And you want to know how going to- If going to count that one, if you're going to count that one, Omar, you better count that one that y'all won where Giannis was hurt that year.
00:09:27
Speaker
You better count the one where y'all got to play every damn injury. Yes. What? That year that y'all won the chip, y'all got to play everybody's backups. no you know that you know why You know why I don't ah legitimize that response? It's because the Celtics have been great every other year ah for the past 20 years. So you can't say that they wouldn't have been good. You know what I can say about your bum-ass theory that these Lakers could ever make a championship run?
00:09:56
Speaker
This season is that LeBron, outside of that Mickey Mouse-ass bubble championship, and this season where he's getting lucky against the disappointing Rockets and the injured Durant. Do you know what his record was in the rest of his years as a Laker?
00:10:11
Speaker
You can't blame that on him. He never had a good number two. Oh, the King needs a good number two? No, Michael Jackson was the world's best on his own. He need no number two.
00:10:24
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Michael Jordan needed Scotty. Don't do that. michael drew You need a good number two. I didn't say Michael. Yeah, I could tell you got Michael Jackson in your mind. should be You want to be thinking of that. Check out that new co-op. and then Anyways, do you want to know what his what his record was?
00:10:39
Speaker
What's his record, Omar? 10 and 20. 10 and 20 since he's been to the Lakers other than the bubble-ass Mickey Mouse Championship and this year. So take that to your bank because he is not winning the championship this year.
00:10:56
Speaker
next year, the following year, he can go back to Cleveland, he can go back to Miami, his son ain't gonna win a championship, his cousin, his cousin's cousin, his baby mama's brother, everybody ain't gonna win no championship.
00:11:10
Speaker
You are a hater on LeBron. Don't worry, you've been eviscerated because when that happens, you're gonna get on this damn face of this damn camera and look like an idiot. I've been totally I've totally eviscerated.
00:11:25
Speaker
But if it comes back that he doesn't get that championship, I will bring this total evisceration screen back. yeah we'll see what happens. But for now, he is three and one, so we must give it to him. as ah But right now, again, injured Rockets team, so we'll see what happens there. All right, moving
NFL Draft Class Opinions
00:11:42
Speaker
it on. Next topic, the NFL Draft.
00:11:45
Speaker
Who had the best draft class? Yes, indeed. Look at this. This does not come from me, by the way, just as a caveat, as a little ah precursor.
00:11:58
Speaker
This is from pro Football Focus, and this is their wins above average added by draft due on college stats. So again, this is not mine, and I'm not picking the Raiders because I do not believe, and I'll leave this off, I do not believe the Raiders had the best draft, in my opinion.
00:12:16
Speaker
In my opinion, the Raiders missed out on some crucial picks in the second round. We got trading and stooks great quarterback, but Denzel Boston was sitting right there and we needed a big X receiver and we should have picked him there later in the round. We picked an edge key Ron, uh, key Ron, I forgetting his last name out of Auburn, uh,
00:12:38
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and he's an edge, but we don't need more edges. We need more defensive tackles. That which tells me that Max is, this is Max's last year. is bad That's what that tells me. That's kind of what it was hinting at me as well, is that they're probably going to look for a trade at the trade deadline. That being said, they are not my number one team. No, no, no.
00:12:58
Speaker
I am going to go with New York, New York. Jets, and not to bring it up, Frank. No, and that's what it is, baby.
00:13:10
Speaker
I am going for the twofer. I'm taking the whole New York City, both the Jets, and the giants had immaculate drafts and i am choosing both of them and i hope i screwed you over because i hope you have one of them and now you gotta go find another one okay right well don't worry oh i don't know who'd they get a qb who'd they get a qb because that's what that's what matters omar I don't trust Jackson Dart.
00:13:40
Speaker
What do you mean? And the Jets, who do the Jets have? Who do the Jets have? Are you kidding me? What do you mean you don't believe in Jackson Dart? What does that even believe in Jackson Dart. I don't believe in that injury-prone quarterback.
00:13:51
Speaker
I don't believe in him. Bro, his rookie season, he was awesome. How do you think if he if he if he doesn't stay healthy, he's not going be there? Out his own mouth, Omar, he says, i just love to run. I don't care. Yeah, he's going to learn the hard way. He's going to be the next RG3.
00:14:05
Speaker
Come on, Omar. I'm calling a Spanish team. You better not. You better leave. You better put some respect, as they say. Put some respect on the name, okay? Do not be Smirch.
00:14:17
Speaker
The great name of Jackson Chase Dart, my friend. They don't need no other quarterback. But you know what they did get? They got a bunch of stars around them.
00:14:28
Speaker
Arvel Reese. Yeah, he may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, But he dropped to him at number five and he's going to be wrecking on QB's heads. How about at number 10?
00:14:40
Speaker
Francis Mugia. Just the top offensive tackle in the country from Miami. Then they got a dope-ass cornerback who I know from Knoxville, Tennessee, Colton Hood.
00:14:53
Speaker
Following up with Notre Dame wide receiver, the immaculate Malachi Fields. I mean, the top five is just great on its own. But then Look at the Jets.
00:15:05
Speaker
What did the Jets do? Everybody's down on the Jets. Yeah, they had a bad year. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. David Bailey. They could have gone with Arvel Reese. They said, ah we need to win now.
00:15:16
Speaker
And so they went out and they got David Bailey. What was that? what was that That tells me Aaron Glenn's job is on the line for that pickup right there. and And you may be right because what that pick showed me is that they want to win right now. And picking David Bailey, who was a senior, is an older older guy than Arvell Reese, excuse me.
00:15:44
Speaker
That's why they made that pick. And he is going to wreck shop immediately. Mark, can you name the quarterbacks for the Jets right now? I can't. Who's their quarterback? I can't.
00:15:55
Speaker
You know why i can name them? Because you went off on a whole bum-ass soliloquy about how he was going to be the greatest thing since sliced bed coming back to the Jets. Did you forget about your hot take from a few weeks ago when you were drooling and spitting all over Geno Smith's hog?
00:16:14
Speaker
I know, Omar, but what I'm trying to say is that's on defensively. I don't trust Aaron Glenn. Aaron Glenn is the reason why they will not finish the playoffs were the right way. Aaron Glenn needs to be fired before. the I hope they find a way to fire him midseason so they can start having a good run.
00:16:32
Speaker
They will have a good run, don't you worry. But Aaron Glenn will be fired midseason. Geno Smith is there to take care of business after Aaron Glenn leaves. Aaron Glenn holds people back. Justin Fields a better quarterback than what he deserves that that he got last year with that bullshit.
00:16:48
Speaker
Would you say you're on mute?
00:16:52
Speaker
i was ah I was preparing for what I was going to demolish you with next. Now, I had a had a i a little lady friend calling. You know, all the girls
Raiders vs. Rams: Prospects Debate
00:16:59
Speaker
are blowing up right now. i had to let her know I was on a and then lay nose on the show. you Of you holding ah Mars hips. I know. Oh, yeah is that what it is?
00:17:08
Speaker
Jets had a great draft, says Canteen. I agree. Says Aaron Glenn better win out the gate. Look, man, I don't think that they... Look, I hate to say because he'll probably get fired if he doesn't, but the problem is that they should have known it wasn't going to be a two-year turnaround. And they should have hare hired Aaron Glenn for the and long haul.
00:17:26
Speaker
Like the Patriots did. Of course. You can't expect Aaron Glenn to turn that moribund... What a great word. You don't know that word. Check the dictionary. Franchise around in two years. How the hell are you going expect that?
00:17:39
Speaker
I just said, remember, my hot take was Geno Smith will have a better offensive career than Drake May. That is not. well that so that's a stupid off That's a stupid hot take, too. Worse than the one where you said this year where he going to him to the playoffs. Who is your NFL best draft class? fool Who is it?
00:17:56
Speaker
You know what? You ready for this? Yes. I got the Dallas Cowboys. Let me tell you why. What? And I hate them. And I hate them. But let me tell you what they did.
00:18:07
Speaker
They got a safety that will be a transcendent player for the next 10 plus years. i I believe in Caleb Downs. Mind you, their best move i agree with that wasn't even anything they did.
00:18:21
Speaker
It was what they giving a division rival a player just to spite Mike McCarthy's bum ass. What they ended up doing with Lemon and giving the Eagles that pick, so the Pittsburgh Steelers had to sit there like idiots and were on the phone and said, we're grabbing you next. Don't worry.
00:18:40
Speaker
We got you. Just for him to say, hey, bro. Hey, bro. I'm going to Philly, bitch. I don't want to go to bum-ass Pittsburgh. And he hangs up on them. Cowboys did their thing. I got to give credit where credit's due. They got a good offensive tackle from Penn State in the fourth round.
00:18:56
Speaker
I thought that was a sleeper pick. I think they've done well enough with the Caleb's downs. I think they got a right edge on the, um ah ah what was his name? Oh, Malachi Lawrence. I like him that they grabbed him. pickup That was a good move. They need defense. I think their offense can score them 25 points.
00:19:14
Speaker
all i need to happen now is please tell me they got a good defensive coordinator this year that's their biggest downfall last year i don't trust their head teams canteen do you know you're uh oh i'm sorry you're a falcons fan never mind i don't know that boy bandwagon is as ah much as his underwear changes i don't want to hear that crap boy turns into a falcons fan that's all wearing a denver jersey last week Now, but you are right.
00:19:39
Speaker
They did have a really good draft class. The Dallas Cowboys did for sure. I ain't hating. I ain't hating. They had it. Now let's see if they can turn it around. This is the year to show me. Hey, what's what's the damn head coach? I know it's my Schottenheimer son. What's his son's name?
00:19:53
Speaker
Is it Brian Schottenheimer? Yeah, yeah. thanks out now Yeah, yeah but yeah. You got it. This is the year to prove it, bro. You got to prove it. They gave you a great draft on defense wise. You got to prove something now.
00:20:06
Speaker
It's time to show it.
00:20:09
Speaker
All right, cool. Well, let's move it on to the next topic. No one got totally eviscerated there because I think all those draft classes were good. We give points to both of us there. You get the rare non-total evisceration there. Next topic up, we got NFL draft sticking there.
00:20:26
Speaker
Fernando Mendoza versus Ty Simpson. This is a very popular argument. What happened here was obviously we all know Fernando Mendoza was the number one pick.
00:20:38
Speaker
of the Las Vegas Raiders. Excuse me. Whoops. How did that happen? Get out of here. Was the first pick of the Las Vegas Raiders while Ty Simpson was the surprise pick by the Los Angeles Rams at pick number 13. No one expected it, but apparently Les Snead made the call. it Didn't seem like Sean McVay was very happy, but If it is Matt Stafford's last year or two and they want to sit him to learn, it may benefit him. I do not know.
00:21:10
Speaker
But we want to see and argue who here will have the better career in the long run. As you know, I'm a Raiders fan. So obviously I'm going to take Fernando Mendoza. That being said, I will let Jake go first.
00:21:25
Speaker
You know what i loved about this pick? Sean McVay had to look perturbed and very angry, but behind closed doors, he knows he got one. And I love that. I mean, you don't look that you don't look that perturbed and angry if you're happy.
00:21:39
Speaker
That's for sure. ah I know he looked a little mad, but I think he had to look mad to show Matthew Stafford, hey, one of us is still. They they played practically good cop, ah bad cop. Okay. them and Okay. so i mean okay i can i see So you think they talked about it beforehand? That's what they were doing. That's what they were doing. But I think this is the move of the draft.
00:21:58
Speaker
I think they have their QB of the future. I think he will be better than Fernando Mendoza because who the hell is going to train Fernando Mendoza? You got Sean McVay. I'm taking him any day of the week. Sorry, but all I've known ever from the QBX is they know how to give you a good running game. I've never seen them create passing games.
00:22:15
Speaker
Sorry, it's just a spade of spade. Not only that, you're with the bum-ass Raiders. One thing we've known about the Raiders, they've sucked since I've been born as a damn child. Nothing's changing. They're absolutely ass and they will continue to be ass.
00:22:29
Speaker
The one thing about the Rams is they're building for the future. And I'll tell you this. I think this is make or break here for Matthew Stafford. If Matthew Stafford does not take them to the promised land this year. Wait, you're, you're, you're, you're MVP. You're every year and MVP. The way you slob on Stafford's knob, that MVP,
00:22:48
Speaker
You done with them already? I'm you, has to get the job done because one thing I've always learned, if you're not first, you're last. And one thing I know about this, I'm sorry. are Ricky fucking Bobby? What the fuck?
00:23:01
Speaker
You're damn right. if If you're not first, you're last. And in my opinion, Omar, I'm calling a spade a spade. ah Get the job done. That team is ready to win now.
00:23:13
Speaker
They have the team and the they have assembled an Avengers squad to beat the Seahawks. And if they can do that, they should make the Super Bowl and win the Super Bowl. The only thing is, is they got to deal with Denver. And I don't see them being able to do that.
00:23:27
Speaker
Ty Simpson for the long haul. I'm taking it. Not only that, I can't wait to you to defend Fernando. Just a week ago or two weeks ago, you were screaming, trade the pick, please. yeah Go ahead.
00:23:40
Speaker
Slob on this knob, idiot. Look, the only reason I was saying trade the pick is that was a smart thing to do. But if you are going to take Fernando Mendoza, he is by far the best QB in this draft class. And the fact of the matter is, is all I heard in that long ass, whack ass soliloquy of yours was Ty Simpson is playing for the Rams.
00:24:07
Speaker
blah blah blah Rams blah blah blah McVay blah blah blah Rams blah blah blah McVay blah blah blah possible championship this year.
00:24:18
Speaker
I heard nothing to the sorts about Ty Simpson and why he can ever be more than an average quarterback at best. His comps are an unathletic Daniel Jones. You know how bad you got to be for that to be your comp?
00:24:33
Speaker
First of all, we saw last year down the stretch, he is unreliable. He makes bad decisions. I don't care if he can ah read the field better because Fernando Mendoza was running RPOs and throwing to his first reads. I don't care. He's more poised. what' feran ando has more experience. He's a higher... Fernando Mendoza's comp?
00:24:54
Speaker
A mobile ah mobile Bernie Kosar who made the championship. He's Mark Sanchez at best. Still better than Daniel Jones. I don't give it. I'll take Mark Sanchez over Daniel venture course playoffs do that Don't do that.
00:25:09
Speaker
Don't do that. Don't do that. They weren't going anywhere. There are going to the playoffs this year. You watch. Go ahead. That's crazy. That's wild. First of all, Fernando Mendoza is the safer, smarter, tougher, and more NFL-ready prospect. Ty Simpson is just a projection.
00:25:24
Speaker
And actually, when you look at Simpson's failures down the second half last year, you look at those physical, psychological, and experienced red flags. And do you know former Alabama coach, the great, the GOAT,
00:25:40
Speaker
Nick Saban. Do you know what he had to say on Ty Sim, about Ty Simpson last year? He said that Ty Simpson got all tangled up psychologically and couldn't handle the pressure and couldn't function. And that's why they lost down the stretch. That is a mother nuclear bomb.
00:25:59
Speaker
He dropped on Ty Simpson's ass and I'm taking Nick Saban and his experience and Mendoza's Everything else, including the national in championship over Ty Simpson's theoretical could be with McVay if Stafford leaves because he's on the right squad and the Raiders suck. But we got Tom Brady now. We could be good eventually. Keep talking that shit. What you got to say to that?
00:26:27
Speaker
ah know is this ty simpson didn't first off nick saban can shut up that's why he left like a bum he was a fo oh oh you're gonna take the tell the great nick saban to shut up the most overrated head coach of all time because he ran away from when nil came because he knew he couldn't stack his roster anymore after cheating for a half his years as a college head coach. Don't do that, Omar. That's bull crap.
00:26:54
Speaker
He's not even that great. He's not better than, he's a top five head coach in college football. He's not in the top two to my opinion. He hasn't done anything to make me feel special about him. I give more more credit to Dabo Sweeney, the dabster, for doing what he did with Clemson than bum ass Nick Saban running the second he found out that he's got to deal with comp in the SEC.
00:27:14
Speaker
Sorry, piece of trash. You can shut up with that crap, Nick Saban. Dabo Sweeney? You mean the Dabo Sweeney who's about to get fired? Like, I should fire your ass from this show? That Dabo Sweeney, the one that can't get with the times, the one that doesn't know how to work the transfer portal, the one that hasn't been to the playoffs in forever, that Dabo Sweeney?
00:27:33
Speaker
Yeah, thank you, Cantine. The Dabo Sweeney ain't won a chip in five years? Is that the one you're talking about? ain't got quarterback yet. Don't worry. It's tough for him. Cantine asked you, Jake, who is the best coach, Jake? What, in college?
00:27:45
Speaker
Of all time? college Urban Meyer. He's kid.
00:27:49
Speaker
Urban Meyer was the greatest head coach of college football of all time. He went to every program and made them better instantly. If Jim Harbaugh would have stayed, I could have maybe swayed Jim Harbaugh. But right now, it's Urban Meyer of all time. No, you know that too, Omar.
00:28:02
Speaker
I'm disgusted. No, I'm disgusted in you. As a, and this might get into our next topic and final topic, but as a A man that is happily and lovingly married to his beautiful wife, Miss Montoya.
00:28:18
Speaker
I cannot believe that you would say something of the sorts and talk about my man like that urban urban Meyer.
00:28:29
Speaker
Nah, not the urban Meyer that was out. patrolling the streets with young women while his wife was sitting at home. and We couldn't be talking about that, Urban Meyer, could we? We're not going to bring personal with their business? That was business decision. Omar?
00:28:44
Speaker
Are we killing Mike Vrabel? forget I mean, yes, you've been killing Mike Vrabel. That's exactly what you've been doing. Angie Winky tickled by Deano Rossini?
00:28:56
Speaker
Come on, man. Get out of here with that crap. wrong with his inky winky getting tickled a little bit by my good old, what's her name? What the hell's her name? Rossini?
00:29:07
Speaker
Come on. Diana Rossini? Yeah, Diana Rossini? look. Be honest, Omar. You wouldn't have passed up on that woman either. Don't do that. Of who? Which what woman?
00:29:19
Speaker
Diana Rossini. Oh, no. She... Look, that's first of all, that's Cantina's girl. he you know he You know from bottom line back in the day, he loved him, Sue Russini. Yes, he did. ain't going to lie. Hey, Russini, since you're probably going to be ah a b with your man too much longer, and you might want to holler at your boy, the sports professor, because I'll come through and smash that all day and three times on Saturday, yeah baby.
00:29:47
Speaker
I teach you the real learning of a Puerto Rican man. Call me, baby. ah Get that Puerto Rican loving. ah ah I know, Canty. Mike Vrabel trying to take your girl, bro.
00:30:00
Speaker
like Mike Vrabel trying to take your girl, bro. Oh, man. Canty. ah That is great. Speaking of men trying to take other women and not happy with their, you know, their kids at home.
00:30:17
Speaker
With their kids at Go ahead and get us into the next topic, please.
Klay Thompson Cheating Allegations
00:30:20
Speaker
Let's move it into the last topic of the day. What happened? It was the biggest story of the week.
00:30:31
Speaker
Clay Thompson has apparently cheated on Meg The Stallion. This is going around all of the airwaves. Everybody is talking about it on all the shows. So what happened?
00:30:43
Speaker
ah Meg The Stallion is a famous rapper. If you don't know who she is, because if you watch sports, you may not know who she is. She's a famous woman's rapper. Clay Thompson, obviously, if you're watching this program, you should know, played for the Warriors as a three-time champion, Steph Curry, Draymond Green, and The Swords. So, as the story goes, ah these two were dating happily, and then all of a sudden, it came up where there were pictures of Clay and another girl together with him being all booed up. So,
00:31:15
Speaker
Meg posted online about it and said that started calling him out and all that stuff on social media. You know how this goes in the celebrity world. Then Clay came back and said that the reason was because their relationship started deteriorating after she asked him for money to be his girlfriend.
00:31:35
Speaker
So, ah Jake, i don't know an alibi I don't know where you're going with this because we didn't actually say whose side because we wanted to surprise each other. So I'm going to let you go first.
00:31:45
Speaker
What do you think about this whole situation? I'm a bit annoyed, bro. And I've been listening to the lovely Dr. Cheyenne Bryant. And she's pretty much saying that a lot of men nowadays, woo bro, there's so oh go look go listen to Cheyenne Bryant. when i am praying Go listen to her when you get a chance.
00:32:07
Speaker
ah Great psychologist. mind Are you having relationship troubles? No, no, no, no, no. I listened to her on the podcast. She is great to listen to. Let me add this in real quick. This is what's happening with men nowadays, man. They're giving up their bread for a crumb.
00:32:23
Speaker
And that's what Clay did, this dumbass. Wow. Yes. Hey, I'm calling a spade a spade. These holes are there forever. Let me tell you something. These breads last very little and very quickly.
00:32:38
Speaker
They're not there for long, bro. So you just let go of a queen. I feel bad for my girl, Meg. Don't you worry, girl. You're a stallion, and you will always stay a stallion.
00:32:49
Speaker
Keep your head up. By the way, Klay Thompson can't shoot like he used to, so I could tell his shit ain't as great as it used to be either in the bed. So if we're calling a spade a spade, Meg is doing his thing. I'm just calling.
00:33:03
Speaker
Hey, Omar, yeah I'm shooting the today, bro. I'm a better shooter than Klay today, bro. Hold on. hey but I'm letting you know you're good. Hold on. Hold So you mean to tell me.
00:33:16
Speaker
Now, first of all, you were calling Meg a queen when I was watching It Is What It Is. Shout out to Cam and Mace. And they went through the roster of men that have been with Meg the Stallion.
00:33:30
Speaker
And I ain't trying to ride that train. Let me just let you know that. That poontang done been worn out. She said she's only slept with three men as of now. Don't do that. I throw a hot dog down the hallway. You better calm down.
00:33:47
Speaker
ah That thing is deeper than drowning and swimming dolphins. What? Drowning and swimming dolphins in that cooch. That's all I know. Sheena, sheena. Let me stop because I do not know her and I ain't trying to attack for defamation. So this is all jokes. Yeah, yeah. I need to start putting a disclaimer on this show before we get in trouble. I need to put a disclaimer. This is all jokes. We are all jokes. Look, no, what? ah Talking about rosters, why the hell does he need Meg Thee Stallion's fake ass? Her and Cardi B and Nicki Minaj, all these fake rappers with the fake lips and fake butts and fake...
00:34:22
Speaker
attitude you know how many girls he can get he's been with hannah stocking tiffany suarez laura hayer ilia gonzalez coco jones he don't need no megan the megan the who make man forget all these whack-ass women rappers and skipping over bricks I'm noticing that. Take me back in the day when we had real women rappers.
00:34:47
Speaker
Take me back in the day when we had Foxy Brown and Rod Digger and even Lil' Kim, although she spawned these fake ass bitches. But, you know, that is what it is. ah ah ha ah What do you want to say to that?
00:35:03
Speaker
I'll say this. You're swaying me a little. But can I add this in? Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. You know what? You might be right, man. your fuck what You know what? it. Fuck it. You know I got to go Omar, man. He swayed me. I guess you're right.
00:35:22
Speaker
Meg has slept with a little too much. I didn't get, I didn't like how she was sleeping with Tory Lanez. How the hell is that tall ass sleeping with that short man? My goodness. That boy was climbing her like a tree.
00:35:34
Speaker
My gosh. Climbing her like a tree. Um, Which, by the way, hey, hey, hey, Meg Thee Stallion, a a Nicki Minaj, a a Cardi B, all you women out there with those BBLs that be smelling like funk because you don't know how to wash your ass.
00:35:58
Speaker
You've been. totally misery Oh man. oh my God. right. Cool. Well, aren't you our last one? It is hot.
00:36:14
Speaker
Take Jake's hot. Take of the day. Uh, my brother, let me get this banner up real quick and get you set up here. Hold on. Uh, there we go.
00:36:26
Speaker
Boom. Boom. Boom. Oops. Boom. Jake's hot take of the day. Let's go, brother. So, I've been thinking hard and long, and I'm a little scared. Pause.
00:36:41
Speaker
Okay. Mind you, I've been smacking Omar's ass for the past 37 minutes. Again with the pause. That is wild. But this one's going to take a toll, and I'm scared for the future of the NBA. Here's what. A-0-2.
00:36:57
Speaker
I think we're about to get the most scariest thing I could ever imagine getting put together this offseason. I think more than ever, Steve Kerr will be let go of the Warriors.
00:37:12
Speaker
When he is let go, i think he will go on and have a better run with the next team, I will say. And I think this will hurt Wimby in his GOAT conversation for a little while.
00:37:26
Speaker
But I think he will join the Minnesota Timberwolves, and Anthony Edwards will be our next three-peat champion. I'm getting more and more thought. I think they could three-peat, and Steve Kerr can have his own dynasty with the Minnesota Timberwolves. Y'all heard it here first.
00:37:42
Speaker
Whoa! you Yes. Whoa! Because of what they're building over there, Omar. They don't have a coach, and boy, if you get Steve Kerr, that's probably the best coach that the NBA has ever had.
00:37:53
Speaker
I would say only Greg Popovich is better than Steve Kerr. I think he's already passed Phil Jackson. Wait, do you mean wins more than three championships with the Wolves? That's not possible.
00:38:04
Speaker
No, he can win three. He can win more than three. And he's already billed better than Phil Jackson, who's some other good ones that we used to have, some other head coaches that we've had in our past.
00:38:16
Speaker
He's better than several head coaches and already because of what he's done with an undersized point guard his whole career. And he's actually tooken them and built them into a dynasty.
00:38:27
Speaker
It sucks because it's the end of an era. I think Steph will stay with the Warriors and not do much, but Steve Kerr will go on to bigger and better things, and I think we're looking at the future of the greatest head coach of all time under Steve, Marvin. His middle name is Marvin Kerr.
00:38:46
Speaker
Hey, we're on the same page now. That's horrendous. I don't know. I don't agree with you. I don't even think he goes on to another team. I think he may just retire and go to the booth. I don't even think he coaches again.
00:38:58
Speaker
I do think you're right. I do think they let him go after the season. They're going to let him go, but they're going to pay him, bro. Somebody's going to pay him, and I think it's the Timberwolves. The Timberwolves are right there. They're teetering. They may be right there and teetering, but they're never going to win three championships. So you, sir, have been totally eviscerated. You don't know that.
00:39:17
Speaker
I mean, I'm pretty damn sure they're not going win. Three championships, bro? You really think they're gonna win three championships? how long mar long in your mouth from how long wow that's crazy How long did it take how How long did it take them to win three championships in in Golden State?
00:39:35
Speaker
It took them five years. and he five And that was because Mark Jackson already had gave him a championship team when he got there. Oh, stop. Don't do that. I'm not hearing that Marvin Jackson. Wait, are you disagreeing with that?
00:39:47
Speaker
Yes, Mark Jackson was not that great. He's a better broadcaster. Let him stick to that. Don't do that, Omar.
Baseball Game Viral Incident
00:39:54
Speaker
He was not that great as the head coach. And you know that, too. That's why we, you know what?
00:39:59
Speaker
You get a special one today, y'all because Omar has his hot take of the day and his hot take of the day is not a prediction.
00:40:09
Speaker
No, no, no, no, no. This is a spoiler. And let me let you know something. This is an old not you, Jake, because you're a younger man than I am.
00:40:22
Speaker
Well, I want to let this old man know something. Can you see my screen?
00:40:28
Speaker
Can you see my screen? Let me put this see your screen. Hold on, hold on. Let put this up. I don't see your main screen, though. right, do you see this? Yes. Here's my hot take of the day.
00:40:40
Speaker
This person hits a home run. And this old man, you can see he tries for the catch, right? And it bounces off of them right? Let's watch that again. He tries the the barrel bucket catch with his fat-ass belly because he'd been drinking too many damn beers at the stadium. And that's why he was drunk and tried to do some shit like this. So watch it bounce off his fat-ass belly.
00:41:02
Speaker
And then watch what he does. This most despicable human being. but it bounces off of him. The ball rolls to this little girl when the guy gets on his hands and knees. Let's stop it here. Rolls over to a family.
00:41:14
Speaker
There's a little girl. He runs up the stairs, bolts up the stairs to where this little girl is. And you're just hoping, God, please let that be his child.
00:41:24
Speaker
Please let that be his child. I'll let you be the call. little girl, when the guy gets on his hands and knees to pry the ball away from her. He gets on his hands knees. He's not gonna steal that. Yeah, that can't happen. The girl was crying being consoled while the fan was celebrating with the ball. The Guardian saw what happened and they delivered a new baseball to her to make it right. When you see something wrong has occurred, it's nice to make up for.
00:41:46
Speaker
What a dumbass. Watch this again. Watch this again. This guy stole the ball from this ball rolls to this little girl when the guy gets on his catch, but it bounces off of him. The ball rolls. He's hit a home run, and this fan tries for the catch, but it bounces off of him. yeah The ball rolls to this little girl when the guy gets on his hands and knees to pry the ball away from him. Who is this guy here in the Guardian chat? Are you the father?
00:42:12
Speaker
are you are you Is that her brother? that her older brother, her cousin, her father? Why is he not protecting her? that's ah that That's a shame on him too. Both of these gentlemen in the picture should be shamed. But you getting on your knees and stealing from a little girl as she cried, she cried and the team had to bring her a new baseball. That is terrible.
00:42:35
Speaker
what do you feel yeah that that catch The catch, but it bounces off of him. The ball rolls to this little girl when the guy gets on his hands and knees to pry the ball away from her. no he's not going to solve yeah that that catch The girl was crying being consoled while the fan was celebrating with the ball. The Guardians saw what happened and they delivered a new baseball to her to make it right. when you see something wrong has occurred, it's nice to make up for it.
00:42:58
Speaker
That is nasty. That is nasty. Talk to me, Jake. Talk to me. What do you think about it? It's nasty. It's nasty. It's nasty. It's horrible. I would have kicked him out of the damn stadium.
00:43:10
Speaker
Get the that hell out of here, you piece of trash. He should have been kicked out of the stadium for stealing from the little girl and making her cry. That's fucking crazy. Guys, man. Idiots. Idiots, bro.
00:43:22
Speaker
Idiots. And a man too. Like you're a man. If it was a little kid, maybe if it was even a woman, I'd accept it. Women are, you know what? me stop. A grown ass man. Grown ass man is stealing from a little ass girl.
00:43:35
Speaker
Just, yeah it's like taking, it's like that old adage. And it's like how I do on this show when I beat Hot Take Jake's ass all the time. It's like taking candy from a fucking baby.
00:43:46
Speaker
You bum. You have been totally eviscerated. Shut up, man. ah Yo, my brother, that is it for us today. How you feel?
00:44:00
Speaker
I loved it. Hey, two weeks from now, be ready. We will see what the lake Lakers will probably already be in the in it ah the conference championship by then. Should be feeling really good.
00:44:12
Speaker
We'll see. Black, i Yeah, I was gonna say, yeah, two weeks should be the cop almost there. Yeah, yeah. oh and then also what else we got coming up we got mlb getting closer and closer we're getting there man we're saying may's coming up bro summertime's here oh if you want to ever jump on the on the mlb show let me know we always got open spots i think we're doing another one cinco de mayo next week tuesday i think we let me know then i'll show up i could tell them about how good my yankees are doing right now it's early in the day though you don't get off early enough i don't think what time five five central i think we're doing six eastern
00:44:46
Speaker
On Thursdays or Tuesdays? On Tuesdays, Cinco de Mayo next week. It's going be before I go to Country Box. yeah Okay, I'm going to be able get on. All I'll see you in the week. Yeah, show show notices for next week. We will have the baseball show before I go to Country Box on Tuesday. Cinco Mayo, special time, 6 Eastern, early time for baseball. And as well on Monday, check out the new show, The Greatest Thing I've Ever Wanted to Do. No offense to the Hot Take Jake, but me and my pops.
00:45:12
Speaker
starting our own show. Sports Professor and Papi, yes, coming soon, me and my dad are going to do our own weekly sports show. It is going to be amazing. Awesome, bro.
00:45:23
Speaker
Next Monday will be on, so check us out. Shout out Papa Fonseca. nine Eastern and shout out to all y'all that have watched today. Thank you for tuning in. Make sure you subscribe to ball and buds, B A L L A N D B U D S handy QR code up there at the top, right? Hit that. It'll take you to our link tree. Subscribe on YouTube, follow on Instagram, hit that like button, whether watching now or on the replay, it helps us out in the algorithm, gets us out to people that don't know about us. Hit that notification bell. So, you know, when we go live and other than that, my brother, let them know anything else you want them to
00:45:57
Speaker
Hey guys, thank y'all for listening. I've heard a lot of com lot of people telling me at work, hey man, they love the show. They're clowning. They really want to meet you in real life, Omar. They say, yeah dude, he would be a good drinking buddy.
00:46:09
Speaker
Hey, good, but he's a bad wingman. Guy would be too drunk at times. He wouldn't even let you. He always takes some sloppy girls with him, but gosh, man, some of them are about. First of all, I am one of the best wingmen ever. i have helped plenty of women get a girl. And some have been lucky enough to tag along with my sloppy seconds like you do all the time. That being said, maybe I'll come out there and drink you and your boys under the table and teach you a lesson. Until then, for Hot Take, Jake, jake I am your host, Omar, the sports professor from SECA. We will see you next Tuesday for baseball and the following Tuesday, the 12th for total evisceration.
00:46:49
Speaker
See y'all later.