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Speaker: Look at that face! The second I saw that face, I knew he'd be our guy! You look good, homie. Real good. This is the face that will launch us into the next millennium. That's the look. What? What's the big deal? You can't say homie anymore? You know Bill Maher, right? Bill Maher? That's Bill Maher. He's gonna do cocaine on you now.
Speaker: Ah! So here's the deal. It is a modeling gig, so you won't be paid as a regular civilian, but there's a bonus involved. Tax-free. You get five vacation days a year. Philmar touches you like this.
Speaker: You keep that between us, all right? Five vacation days. That's one, two, three, four, five. No more, and less if you want. Obviously less is fine. Five is the maximum, but less is fine. How's that sound?
Speaker: Sounds like I have a new job. I love this guy! Now make this quick, I gotta get to church on time.
Speaker: You're a big star, Scott was right about you. Yeah. More. New rule. More. Loosen up a little bit, you look good. No more.
Speaker: More. No more.
Speaker: of all the backroom con man horse shit. This deal is off, goddammit. Joanie! Joanie, please. Deals change. They change all the time. Never heard of this? You practically invented it. You're not getting another red cent out of me or my chemical plant's fortune to fund this two-bit operation.
Speaker: You hear me? You do mean my chemical plant. You'll pay. Either with your money or your life. You'll pay.
Speaker: There he There he is
Speaker: Keep it. Everyone gets one from me one way or another. There you are, kid. Fantastic.
Speaker: Thanks. What do you think? Yeah, they look good. I always feel a little dumb getting my photo taken. and Now, now.
Speaker: You need something? Yeah, sorry. i was wondering if I could take two weeks off to visit my mom in Sweden? Take two weeks off to visit my mom in Sweden?
Speaker: Two weeks off to visit my mom in Sweden? Now, the amount of time that you just requested Could you say that again? It's kind of a long trip.
Speaker: Long trip. What with the travel. lot of travel. You know, with all the travel. Yeah, kid. A lot of... Sorry. What with all the travel.
Speaker: Sure. Sure, yeah.
Speaker: Make it look like an accident. A very gross accident. I know how to do that. I'm pretty gross myself. And that I can do, I'm gross
Speaker: I don't like your fashion business, mister.
Speaker: And I don't like these drugs that keep you fit. rule. Cocaine goes up my nose. I don't like what happened to my sister.
Speaker: First, we take Manhattan.
Speaker: Then we take balloon.
Speaker: Honey. Hello? Where have been? Door's wide open. Okay. The door is wide open. Who cares? It's a safety concern. It's a cocaine party?
Speaker: I mean, who's running this place? Stop being such a bitch. You invite a bunch of people over or what? Let's see, Brett Ratner, Bryan Singer, they're on their way. Come sit and do some blow with me. Don't be so woke. You know, loosen up a little.
Speaker: Oh! What the fuck? Bill, what happened to head? Bill! Bill! Buddy!
Speaker: Something of yours to return?
Speaker: Alright kid, take it easy. Take it easy, take it easy. Was he the man in my trunk? I don't know what trunk you're talking about. ah Yes!
Speaker: We put him in your trunk. Why can't I remember anything? Bad memory. Could be genetic. Why don't you ask your mom in Sweden? oh oh Whoa! I'm a Hollywood producer. I drugged you, you idiot. Why?
Speaker: Capitalism. That face is gonna make me some money. I hired you to do a job. Tax-free. You. You know Bill Maher, right? The oil in my machine. I was wondering if I could take two weeks off. What are you, nuts?
Speaker: Two weeks? That is not how this machine works. It works off your bones. Okay. crushing them into dust.
Speaker: And it feeds, it feeds. And if the bones are off on some vacation visiting their mommy in Sweden, this machine can't work.
Speaker: And this machine can't work, I can't work. I'll kill ya!
Speaker: Tell the machine to cool off.
Speaker: What with all the travel and all.
Speaker: what with all the travel
