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Unleashing The Witty Charm Of British Humor On The Pipe Gdao Podcast Intro| DeSci, RWA
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British humour at its best on the Pipe gDAO Podcast Intro| Desci , Refi, RWA This is a humorous introduction to our podcast and hosts Sleezy Slimey and Noodle. With a plenty of cheeky British banter from the boys. Join us on the PIPE gDAO Podcast as we explore the latest trends and breakthroughs in the world of Web3. From deep dives into Blockchain technology to the future of Decentralized Science (DeSci), our discussions highlight how innovations like Regenerative Finance (ReFi) are reshaping the global financial landscape. Discover how DAO Innovations are transforming governance models and the role of Real World Assets (RWA) in bridging the gap between digital and physical economies. Whether you're a blockchain enthusiast or new to Web3, this podcast is your gateway to the decentralized future.
Transcript
00:00:00
Speaker
Welcome to the Pipejedal Podcast. Episode 0. With your one and only... Wait. Wait, who are you? Hey, exactly you in the corner, who are you? Hello? Hello? Can you hear me? Hello, can I hear you? Why are you here? Hello, it's me. I'm Connor Steele. I'm here, an apprentice. You know we're supposed to be working together, right? Ah... ah I remember something about it. Who are you again?
00:00:30
Speaker
Hey, Connor Steele, I'm, um, an apprentice. You're a little co-host. Didn't no one let you know? Co-host, right. Wait, what do you say? Connor Steele? Yes. Wait, Steele? Wait, no, you do not steal, okay? You do not steal anything from me. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Steele, not Steele. Steele, think of, like, the element, not the thieving.
00:00:58
Speaker
What, like fire, water, wind, earth? More earth, I guess, but yeah, sure, why not? Oh boy, okay, I guess I'm gonna bring you along as well. ah Do you have like a nickname or something? Like, I'm sleazy slimy, I'm salshar, but I'm sleazy slimy, you just punner? I guess my Discord username's Noodle, so some people might recognize me from that, potentially. Has anyone ever called you a wet noodle?
00:01:27
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No, but I have blonde curly hair, so do you know the food pot noodle? Is it a British word? Like Indian? Yes. Yes, yes, sort of. It's like, um it's like this sort of cheap trick. Like if you just want something fast, you get boiling water and you put it into a pot with noodles. And when I was going through high school, the very creative peers that I had came up with a nickname pot noodle because of my blonde curly hair resembling pot noodle when it rained. You know, the geniuses.
00:02:03
Speaker
Right, then you were a wet noodle in that instance. Yeah, I guess so, sleazy. Thanks for this. Do you also look like a wet noodle, as in a wimp? I really hope not. What's with this sort of character assassination we're doing? It's the first episode. What's going on? OK, look at this. I'm just projecting on you, OK? I need to to somehow, yeah if I want to feel good about myself, I need to bring you down as well, all right? Would you consider yourself a bit of a sleazy and slimy person?
00:02:34
Speaker
I'm not too sure, I mean, my name must be give that away, but... I was gonna say, you're sort of projecting a lot of hints here about who you are as a person. Yeah, speaking about projection, are you also a nerd? Oh, of course I am, that's why I'm here! Okay, well, that sounds great!
00:02:52
Speaker
Eh, as I was saying, I am sleazy slimy. We've probably done dantist too much. I am a brand ambassador for the PIPE GDOW. I am doing new videos. If you've seen my videos, you probably know that I am a wimp. I am a nerd.
00:03:07
Speaker
Probably my glasses also make me more of a nerd, maybe when I have longer hair. I'm gonna do this podcast from now on and probably videos and podcasts for people future projects that are going beyond boarding. You can probably tell that I'm on British and this guy is British.
00:03:24
Speaker
um Yeah, i um also go I'm also active in partner projects such as L1X. I'm known as the timestamp guy in the community. I don't know if that's something to be proud about, but it is what it is. I am going to be more active on the dev side of things, at least on the one next side of things. L1X is an an important partner for pipe GDAO because that's how we are going to access multi-chain.
00:03:51
Speaker
ah We are going to be accessing the project through Rob and Andy. We're going to be accessing the Web3 through Batsy and myself. The LL1X is also important for future aspects such as subnets, DEXs, potentially some providers, which is more for LLNX thing. Maybe it could be in part of pipe.
00:04:13
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ah but I'm active in Vayner, a partner, and their metaverse, and potentially with one other metaverse that could be useful, which I'm not going to say just yet, but it could be useful in the future, maybe or maybe not. Keep them guessing. Keep them in the dark, you know? Something to look forward to. Of course, it sir that's how alphas work. ah Sometimes they are leaks. And if I know us, we are alphas.
00:04:44
Speaker
Totally. Yeah. Totally. As the sleazy guy, I am the alpha. Of course. And I'm just the coho. Shall I go and introduce myself?
00:04:55
Speaker
Hmm. Let me think. Okay. Fine. Please, thank you, thank you. So my name is Connor, also known as Noodle. I am a media marketing apprenticeship or apprentice under Batsy and the Pipe GDAL. I've mainly worked on the marketing side doing other podcasts, making videos, even written one or two blog posts that you can view on the Pipe GDAL website. As Sleazy mentioned, I'm a very loud and proud British person, apart from our
00:05:28
Speaker
Was it seething reputation abroad? I believe you meant to say British British British Yeah um yeah To be fair. I'm at my my vote's getting a bit parched. I might go get some water um but Oh water and oh, I'm great. Just check the date as well. What day is it today sleazy? 23rd of July No, mate. It's a Tuesday. All right ah it said So yeah, I'm um i'm the co-host for this podcast. I will be learning as we go sort because as far as everyone's concerned, my brain is pretty empty right now. I'm only 21 years of age and I'm very, very new to the web-free area and the community. So I'm sort of learning as we go through this podcast and some of you will probably be learning alongside me, which is something to look forward to.
00:06:26
Speaker
Okay. First things first, before I address anything else, while we meme about Tuesday, why don't we say anything about Wednesday? There is a D there. It's Wednesday. Is that, is that, is that Wednesday? Is that a word? Wednesday. Like when is the day? But we say Wednesday.
00:06:46
Speaker
that's a That's such a great question because it is spelt Wednesday, isn't it? Instead of Wednesday. But I think it's because um a lot of British people, we're we're famous for having quite bad teeth.
00:07:04
Speaker
Ah, blimey. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, I think back in the day, a lot of people, when it was saying, when it was when, the you so you need to sort of like, when you say the letter D, you have to sort of like, a lot of people were missing their two front teeth, so it sort of come out when they, so it's sort of gone from there, I believe. Speaking of, I even looked into this meme.
00:07:30
Speaker
It is called a limey, because at the time, a lot of sailors needed vitamin C. And to ah give them the vitamin C, they would load up with limes. So that would spoil their teeth, because if you... Probably if you live in a modern day, you know that the oranges, if you eat too much and you don't wash your teeth afterwards, they kind of harm your teeth and the limes do that, but even worse. It is acid, after all. Exactly.
00:07:58
Speaker
And that's how it this meme came to be. Okay, now that the important part is over. um My videos are better than yours, by the way. yeah i know chuck No, I've been told this a lot of the time. there's There's been sort of a little bit of a rivalry between us before this podcast. We're making videos, apparently. All right, excuse me. Rivalry, um do you even have videos?
00:08:23
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Excuse me. All right, we're gonna fall out. i videos I've I'm sorry. um So, hold on. As far as everyone's concerned, all we've done so far, we've introduced ourselves, then slandered British people, and now you're slandering my videos. I can't believe this. Well, it is meant to be a somewhat of a, I don't know, more What's it called? Teenagerisk? Well, neither of us is teenager, I guess. I still like to think so, even though I'm slowly crawling through my 20s now. Hey, I'm approaching my end 20s, I guess. Oh my god, you're so old. Oh my god. Yeah. You shut up. Sorry, sir. Sorry, sir. Oh boy. um
00:09:18
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Yeah, call me sir now. That's your new tactics. when When a joke goes too far, I just sort of crawl back into myself. so Sorry, sorry. ah Okay, little kid. But that is perhaps time for us to finish the first episode. We will introduce the pipe judao and what it is about in our next episode. This is a short one because we'll introduce ourselves. The following months will be lengthier and we'll see each other in the next episode.
00:09:48
Speaker
nice Goodbye, everyone.