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Can You Beat Our Star Wars Champion? | Jedi Trials Grand Final
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Think you know Star Wars? Play along with the finalists and see if you can outscore them.
The Grand Final of the Jedi Trials features David Fox and Scott Carasik battling through one last gauntlet of Star Wars trivia to determine the first-ever champion. Pause the video, answer along, and see how your knowledge stacks up against the best competitors in the tournament.
Who will be crowned the Jedi Master?
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Transcript
Intro
Introduction to the Jedi Trials Trivia Finale
00:00:55
Speaker
Hello and welcome back to the Johanna Packers Edition podcast. We are Ope. I am Iowa Joe. We are finally, finally at the end of this Star Wars trivia game. This is the finale.
00:01:08
Speaker
This is what we've all been waiting for a couple weeks late, but we're still here doing it. This is to decide the, I think we finally came down to, we were calling it the Jedi trials.
00:01:22
Speaker
This is the decide who's the master and who still stays the Jedi Knight. Scott Karasik, who pulled out an amazing win last time. David Fox, who did amazing on his, got the number one seed, got to have a couple weeks off.
00:01:40
Speaker
We'll see if that hinders him like it does the Packers every year in the playoffs.
Trivia Game Rules and Categories
00:01:46
Speaker
But fellas, David, how are doing today? um I'm doing great. um um I've been ready for this for a while, so say let's get to it.
00:01:58
Speaker
Scott, you managed to pull it off last second last time. How are we feeling about this matchup today? well I'm probably losing, but it's all good.
00:02:09
Speaker
ah They say go in with low expectations and then you'll never disappoint yourself. sorry i was going to say, I feel like every you say that every week and you tend to pull it out every week. So maybe maybe that's the key right here. So I do have to say, though, this is the Sunday before the trade deadline. So being that both Scott and I are Braves fans, if any news pops up, you are going to hear it on this show. I don't care what sources are or whatever, but if we do hear it it's going to be interrupting so be prepared for that but with that being said just to go over the rules for everybody who hasn't been paying attention the last few episodes that we've had on this 10 questions each back and forth five categories the one rule change we did do for last week which did help scott and dan out tremendously
00:03:08
Speaker
is the what the heck was that it's our wager question if you choose that topic you pick how many points je ah jeopardy style you could wager up to however many points you have get it right you get those points get it wrong you're not going to lose those points but it is more just to help you out if you are behind on things. But other topics, Idiot's Ray, amalgamation of questions throughout the Star Wars universe, who said that, i give you who it is who or I give you the quote, you give me who said it, who played me, I give you the character you give me who played that character, and then of course everybody's favorite in another galaxy far, far away, this is the Star Wars universe and other TV and movie media. So...
00:04:01
Speaker
Since David had the number one seed, he will be going second. Scott will be going first. Just to play the same way as I have before.
00:04:12
Speaker
Let me grab a pin here so I can keep track of points. Pinning style, i you as always. oh
00:04:25
Speaker
Yeah. So what are we going with first?
Diving into Trivia: Categories and Early Questions
00:04:32
Speaker
Let's do another galaxy far, far away. Why did I not figure that that was going to be it? That's always the one i like to lead out with because it gets me into the Star Wars mood without being in the Star Wars mood.
00:04:49
Speaker
How can you not be in a Star Wars mood? I'm always in a Star Wars mood. agree. Sometimes I'm in a baseball like today. yeah, I guess. But I always compare it to Star Wars anyway.
00:05:01
Speaker
Alright, I gotta get my clock up here. The Dodgers are the evil empire. Yeah, this checks out. That's right. Yeah. Used to be the Yankees.
00:05:13
Speaker
It did. I guess the Dodgers would be the first order. Maybe, but they're lot more effective than the First Order ever was. i But the thing is, as somebody pointed out, the Dodgers are like the Yankees on steroids.
00:05:27
Speaker
Yeah. Because this is way more than the Yankees ever did. Alright, question.
00:05:35
Speaker
What completed Star Wars Lego set does Ned drop when he finds out Peter is Spider-Man? Wouldn't it a Millennium Falcon? Incorrect.
00:05:47
Speaker
Or was it the Death Star? It was the Death Star. Okay. I know it was one of the two. I'm like, hold on. Because I literally saw that movie like two days ago. Preparing for the new one?
00:06:00
Speaker
ah Yeah, I guess. I'm not like super big on Spider-Man, but sure my wife likes the movies, so. There you
00:06:09
Speaker
I am way behind on them. I saw the first one, i saw the parts of the second one, but like everybody keeps joking about, I am so far behind on my movie stack that I can't keep up with it.
00:06:28
Speaker
Fair. What happens when you keep watching the trilogies? It interrupts my stack and then i go, i get even further in debt.
00:06:39
Speaker
um David, you're up. We're going to do who said that? Who said that?
00:07:01
Speaker
revenge does do wonders for the will to live, don't you find?
00:07:09
Speaker
Revenge does do wonders for the will to live, don't you find? and again, if I could do voices, this would be amazing.
00:07:20
Speaker
So I'm not totally... Is is it Cad Bane? Incorrect. You got ten seconds. Is it Boba Fett?
00:07:33
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Incorrect. Five seconds. Is it Krennic?
00:07:38
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Incorrect, and that is time. You're kind of way off base on it. Was it Grievous or Yoda? ah No, it is the Grand Inquisitor in Kenobi. Oh, okay. ah Kenobi? Dang.
00:07:56
Speaker
I told you, I pull from all these sources. I know, I was just, I was trying to like think of who, like, because it sounded vaguely familiar and I kind of like was thinking something like Imperial-ish. And so I was, but the only thing I could think of was Krennic, but was like, there's no way that's him. so I was trying to think like who else would be saying something like that? I thought maybe Cad Bane in the book of Boba Fett.
00:08:22
Speaker
Well, and Kenobi's like the thing you watch like once, right? i Maybe I watched it twice, but like, yeah. Yeah, like... I just don't remember lot i trying to say word more I think it was when he was talking to...
00:08:38
Speaker
Oh, what's her name? Reva. Yeah. I'm sure it was when he came back and he's she's like, oh, how did you live? And blah, blah, blah. Revenge it does wonders. And he was like the third sister or something like that.
00:08:50
Speaker
So that makes sense. I just like could not think of that. Scott, question two.
00:09:00
Speaker
Let's do Idiot's Array. Okay. I don't mind doing this one because this is the one I got the most questions for.
00:09:17
Speaker
All right. Which card does Hansei Lando use to cheat with in their first game?
00:09:26
Speaker
They were playing Sabacc. I know that much. But...
00:09:33
Speaker
I'll be honest, i don't even know if I could get this one. Yeah, don't know either. Yeah, I'm going to ask for a reshuffle on this one. Okay. Yes, and i did forget to mention you guys do have your three um lifelines. The two hints and then the reshuffle.
00:09:51
Speaker
My Word document did not fail me. Of what the rules are.
00:10:00
Speaker
Yeah, that one where i was just like, I have no idea. it was a green Psylop. Yeah, I never got that. That's right, that's right. And that's one of those that I wouldn't have got because I only watched Solo once.
00:10:13
Speaker
So, yeah. It wasn't horrible, but it was still weird seeing somebody else run around as Han Solo and Lando Kauru. Yeah, he was good.
00:10:24
Speaker
They were both good at it. I just loved Emilia Clarke in that movie. She's good there. Yeah. But I also just love Emilia Clarke, so. Fair. All right.
00:10:38
Speaker
What secret cargo, which seems to sing to Ezra, do the rebels discover the Empire is shipping from fa Faos Station? It's a kyber crystal.
00:10:49
Speaker
It's like a gigantic kyber crystal, but it's a kyber crystal. That's right.
00:10:55
Speaker
I actually have it wrote down here as a giant kyber crystal. So I wasn't wrong. and By any means. You were
Hosts' Experience with Star Wars Series
00:11:06
Speaker
right, right.
00:11:09
Speaker
Yeah, because the thing was like twice the size of Ezra. So I was like, that's a fucking massive kyber crystal. I think they were shipping it for the Death Star, weren't they? Yeah. Yep. All right.
00:11:21
Speaker
What's the big weapon on Death Star? A giant lightsaber. Pretty much. multiples, because you got the po pow, pow, pow, pow. Yep. Alright.
00:11:33
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David, question two. Which one are we going with? I'm going to do Who Played Me? Who Played Me? Now remember, on this one, if you get certain ones, and even Scott found this out last week, there are multiple chances to it.
00:11:51
Speaker
If you give me all of them in there, then... yeah I've gotten multiples on this question twice. yeah i got I got one in the first round wolf for Ahsoka Tano. Yeah, and and I will say this guy got me on names last time too.
00:12:08
Speaker
So if there is a question on it, we will do the old Google and go from there. Asajj Ventress with Great Delisle's voice. Come on, That's right. Yes. He didn't even have it written down as Great Delisle. had it written down as the second person, which I can't say off the top of my head right now.
00:12:24
Speaker
Right, and that's because i think I always forget about that there was an original Clone Wars show before Clone Wars. Okay.
00:12:36
Speaker
This one should be relatively simple, if you know it. ah That sounded bad. This should just be relatively simple, period. Unkar Plut.
00:12:48
Speaker
Unkar Plut was played by Simon Pegg. That is correct. Yeah. I said, this is one of those that was obvious if you know everything behind it.
00:13:06
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So it is now two to one. Scott, this is your question three. We're going to do who played me. Got it. Because I'm trying to hit all the topics at least once.
00:13:19
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Fair.
00:13:28
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Okay.
00:13:34
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Quill.
00:13:40
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K-U-I-I-L. Quill.
00:13:46
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I believe the correct pronunciation is Quill, if that helps. Quill, okay.
00:13:52
Speaker
Yeah, it didn't help me. Like, what is that? good yeah as know Yeah, I'm going to end up not getting that at all, and I don't think a hint will help, so I'm just going to like let that one roll.
00:14:05
Speaker
Okay. I honestly did not know this one either until actually looking it up because the voice just does not match to what Nick Nolte. That's right. What property is... What properties what what was Queer? The Mandalorian. He was the Ugnaught.
00:14:21
Speaker
oh I have spoken. Nick Nolte as the Ugnaught? That's hilarious. Yeah. and honestly He looks like an Ugnaught.
00:14:34
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He does, but there was no way I knew that until I you know did the old IMDB thing and was like, that was Nick Nolte? Yeah, I would never gotten that.
00:14:47
Speaker
All right, David, this is your question three. What are we going with? I'm going to Idiot's Array. Idiot's Array. I was honestly thinking about doing a whole new topics, but I was like, no, I put too much effort into these ones, so this is what we're going to stick with for now.
00:15:09
Speaker
Next offseason. I'm sorry. Yes. All right. What is Kanan's real name? Kanan, this is Kanan Jarrus you're referring to?
00:15:20
Speaker
Yes. Okay, this is Caleb Doom. That is correct. I should make you guys spell it. Hey, I was in the Lee County spelling bee. I can spell Star Wars.
00:15:33
Speaker
Maybe that's what I'll do next year. Have you watched it a few times through? I've seen Rebels. i've I think I've seen every episode once.
00:15:44
Speaker
I have not rewatched Rebel. I have not watched any ah episode of Rebels in a long, long time. um So I've watched Rebels through like three or four times and... I'm just like, oh, any Rebels question, I'm like, oh, yep, I got that one. like Because that's my favorite out of the Star Wars properties, but some of them I'm just like, uh.
00:16:04
Speaker
You know, you wouldn't know it by the way I've been acting in some of these episodes where my short-term memory is just shot. But usually when I watch one one thing, I have a good idea about it going through. So I remember random things out of each each series or whatever. and um So I've only seen Rebels once, and that one I'd have been able to pull up off like nothing else.
00:16:33
Speaker
Well, because it they do were referenced back to it a couple times. Yeah. Yeah. And then I think they did it in, ah what was it, in one of the... um The Bad Batch. they yeah The whole opening of the Bad Batch is his time around Order 66 and Deba Balaba being killed.
00:16:53
Speaker
Spoilers for those who haven't seen the Bad Batch, but, know. Well, if you haven't seen Bad Batch, you're probably not watching these episodes. That's probably true.
00:17:05
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You probably don't even know who Deba Ballaba is. Also probably true. All right, Scott. Because was kind of created for Rebels. Yeah, question four for you. We are tied two to two.
00:17:17
Speaker
Let's do... Who said that? Who said that?
00:17:27
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and my normal cheesy joke is, did. Okay.
00:17:39
Speaker
Huh.
00:17:42
Speaker
It takes strength to resist the dark side. Only the weak embrace it.
00:17:51
Speaker
It takes strength to resist the dark side. Only the weak embrace it. That sounds like Kanan Jarrus, but... It is not. 19 seconds.
00:18:02
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And... Um...
00:18:17
Speaker
I'm trying to think of a good hint that's not going to give it away right off the bat.
00:18:28
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um
00:18:35
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Honestly, this is like a really obvious person to be saying this. Yeah, because like it could be an Obi-Wan. It could be Qui-Gon, but also on the flip side, it could also just be like... Okay, are you going to make those guesses?
00:18:53
Speaker
Sure. Okay, which one are going to make first? Let's Obi-Wan first and then Qui-Gon second. Okay, yeah, it's Obi-Wan. Okay. That's the best I could do. was like, okay, well, it's an OG trilogy person. Well, he had Obi-Wan or Yoda.
00:19:11
Speaker
Or i was I think, and I could be wrong, I think this is what he said in Rebels when he was talking to Ezra.
00:19:27
Speaker
So I think this is the last time you see Obi-Wan in a Star Wars oh medium.
00:19:40
Speaker
So... Well, that's why I said Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon, because you hear Qui-Gon's voice in Rebels too, so you're like, uh, hold on. So, yeah, I was trying to really come up with a good hint that wasn't going to immediately give it away. So, all right, three to two.
00:20:00
Speaker
David, this is your question for.
00:20:04
Speaker
Let's do. Let's do who said that. Who said that?
00:20:24
Speaker
Okay.
00:20:30
Speaker
I'd be careful where I was sticking my nose if I were you.
00:20:42
Speaker
going to reshuffle. Okay. Which is kind of funny. Do you have any kind of guess to it? Like... I'd be sticking... I'd be careful... I don't know why my first thought is Corrito, but I know that's not it.
00:20:58
Speaker
No. and This is one of those that it's like the most Western thing you could say in Star Wars. It's Cad Bane from Book of Book of Book. that one's Cad Bane. Okay. That one's Cad Bane. Because of course it is. Alright, whatever.
00:21:21
Speaker
Um... But... That's why I kind of like The Mandalorian and The Book of Boba Fett is because it's like the most Western thing you could have in Star Wars. And that's one of those things that you could hear like a John Wayne or somebody saying that line.
00:21:38
Speaker
Okay, your reshuffle. In time, the suffering of your people will persuade you to see our point of view. That is Viceroy Nuke Gunray.
00:21:49
Speaker
That would be correct.
00:21:52
Speaker
i was really afraid that reshuffle was going to screw me anyway. I was thinking it was going to, out honestly, when I first heard that quote, I was like, wait, was that Tyrannus? No, that was, that was Trade Federation guy.
00:22:08
Speaker
The only other one that I could have thought of that would have said that would have been Tarkin, but it's like, no, that's kind of what I thought at first. And then I just like hearing it.
00:22:18
Speaker
I was like, oh no, no, no. I know that. No, that's a pretty cool quote. Yeah. right, we are tied three to three. This would be Scott's question five. So we're about halfway done.
00:22:33
Speaker
Idiots or Ray? Idiots or Ray.
00:22:41
Speaker
Everybody's staying away from the galaxy far, far away this time. Oh, I'm just literally hitting all topics twice, and then I'm going to figure out which one I did the best in and go from there.
00:22:53
Speaker
Okay.
Exploring Star Wars Characters and Roles
00:22:55
Speaker
What type of clone trooper is considered by clones to be the best of the best? Those are your arc troopers. That would be correct. And fun fact, one of my first screen names on the Xbox 360 was ARC0786. Nice. All right.
00:23:13
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nice
00:23:21
Speaker
The ARCs are the Navy SEALs of the Pwn Troopers. Pretty much.
00:23:29
Speaker
The Bat Rags honestly should be all ARC Troopers, but that's a whole other conversation. Technically, they are. They're the originals. They're more like a specialized unit than anything else.
00:23:42
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um Okay, David, your question five. I'm going to do... I'm
00:23:52
Speaker
going to do who played me. And again, for people who are listening, this is a chance for multiples if you get the right one.
00:24:10
Speaker
Chancellor Valorum. This is Terence Stamp. That would be correct. Yeah. the So, hey fun thing about Terrence Stamp playing Chancellor Valorum, or not fun thing, depending on your point of view, ah he he was very upset that he got to be in something as popular as as Star Wars, but spent all of his time just like,
00:24:36
Speaker
in this big room full of green screen and just sort of acting against nothing. But his main disappointment was that he didn't get to work with Natalie Portman because he thought she was very attractive. Mind you, Natalie Portman is 17 at this time, and he's very much not.
00:24:57
Speaker
Yeah, that's he was old in the friggin' 80s. Yeah. That's kind of creepy. Now, technically that question I think could have had two answers. Because I think you saw him again in Clone Wars.
00:25:15
Speaker
I don't remember seeing Valorum in Clone Wars. I'm trying to think. I do remember hearing somebody called Valorum, but I can't remember what it was.
00:25:28
Speaker
But I only had the one answer on there, so I didn't look it up. But I was kind of worried that there was going to be a possibility that somebody had got that one and had two people. Oh, yeah he He was in Clone Wars.
00:25:44
Speaker
And he was in a couple of video games. I know he was in, and like, a couple of other things, but I didn't think Clone Wars. I wouldn't have gotten anything from him.
00:25:56
Speaker
that no i was just kind of worried that that was one of those deep dives that yeah kind of like scott nailed me with last week with the og clone wars that sure somebody was going to pull that out and i was like damn it i'm gonna have to look that up but all right we are tied again fellas four to four this is question six scott what do you got let's do idiots array idiots are ready
00:26:30
Speaker
Okay.
00:26:33
Speaker
After the Battle of Coruscant, how many times does Anakin tell Obi-Wan he has now saved his life?
00:26:45
Speaker
want to say twice. Incorrect. I want to say twice or three times, then. No. Oh, I don't know.
00:26:59
Speaker
You got ten seconds. You i just want to throw out out numbers? Ten. Seven. Six. What was that first one? Ten. Yeah, that's correct. Oh, I was like, two or three, right? Because then he goes nine, and Anakin says something about you forgot about this one, and Obi-Wan's like, no, no, we don't. we yeah That business on Caternimoidia doesn't count.
00:27:23
Speaker
Yeah. There's a whole book about that, by the way. Did they not show us Cato Neimoidia in the Clone Wars show? ah I think, if I'm remembering correctly, like the very beginning of the temple bombing arc, like where they're wherever they're invading, I think is Cato Neimoidia.
00:27:46
Speaker
That's right. that's also not what they're referring to there, because that only involves Ahsoka and Anakin. And isn't it this... Isn't this like the second time in Star Wars movies that it's mentioned? Because didn't they say something about Cato Nimoidia in Empire that that was the reason why Han was going to... was leaving Hoth to go pay off Jabba because of the... No. It was Ord Mantell.
00:28:17
Speaker
Ord Mantell, that's it. Yeah. that That ends up getting used like a billion times during the books in that particular period of Star Wars novels.
00:28:29
Speaker
Alright. David, this is your question... What it? Seven? Six. Yeah, six. six yeah six I'm gonna go with...
00:28:46
Speaker
Who played me? Because I've been doing well with that so far. You have been. Until you get that one random one that I put in here that like... Who's that?
00:28:59
Speaker
Listen, I got roast burned last time. That's all saying. Yeah. Now, I know I got roasted for staying this last time, but I would have to say honestly with this one, if you don't get it, i think you should automatically lose. Okay.
00:29:18
Speaker
Saw Gerrera. Forrest Whitaker.
00:29:23
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And the craziest part... Yeah, the craziest part is this would be... You would think this is such a prime opportunity for a bunch of other voices. And there's probably one other for when he was in the Clone Wars originally.
00:29:37
Speaker
When he was like introduced to the Clone Wars. I have no idea who that is. But every other time that his character has been brought back, whether it's in Rebels or The Bad Batch or Star Wars Jedi Fallen Order, it has always, always, always been Forrest Whitaker. It is crazy that they actually get him back for every single appearance of this character. So maybe he's the new James Earl Jones.
00:30:06
Speaker
The other one's Andrew Cascino. Yeah, and that's the young one from Clone Wars. But he also does do Bad Batch Saw Gerrera.
00:30:19
Speaker
Oh, does he? That makes sense. He's also just a voice actor that does all sorts of different places. okay Yeah, but a lot of them are. Once you're a voice actor, you have to take on lots and lots of different roles.
00:30:31
Speaker
oh yeah I guess they treat those people like... Oh, you don't get anything for for that. Yeah.
00:30:39
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That's why growing up, that's all you heard were like the same voice actors over and over again because they were doing everything. All right. We're tied up again, fellas. It's five to five.
00:30:52
Speaker
Scott, this is question seven this time.
00:30:57
Speaker
Let's see. Let's see Let's do who played me. Who played me? And I do know there are some in here that are just, uh,
00:31:10
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I get some of those often.
00:31:17
Speaker
do do And this is another one. Alright. Grand Admiral Thawne. Thrawn? Yeah, Thrawn. Sorry, have a little bit of speech impediment. I'm like, Mills Milkovich, but I'm like, I don't think that's his name.
00:31:34
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um God damn.
00:31:40
Speaker
Because he also played Grindelwald in the third Harry Potter Grindelwald movie. I'm just trying to think the dude's name. and know exactly who it is. I just can't remember the name. to get this.
00:32:00
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ah Four seconds. don't have the name.
00:32:05
Speaker
Time is up. I knew him more from playing the jackass from Sherlock Series 3. It's Lars Mikkelsen.
00:32:16
Speaker
That's it. And fun fact, his brother in plays Jim's father in World 1. and And again, and knew it.
00:32:31
Speaker
i I saw the face in my head. right I'm just like... What is the dude's name? Can't figure out the dude's name. Guy can play a hell of a villain because I even wanted to shoot him in the head at the end of friggin' Sherlock Series 3.
00:32:46
Speaker
Wasn't he also the voice actor in yes in Rebels? Yes. Yeah, he was. He was originally the voice actor in Rebels. yeah That's why they were like, hey, we're putting Thrawn on real life. You want to play him? And he's like, yep.
00:33:04
Speaker
I mean, it kind of looked like him from the get, so why not? Yeah. The only thing I have to say about them putting him into Star Wars is they've got his mannerisms and everything similar to what I envisioned from the books, the old expanded universe.
00:33:21
Speaker
He's just not quite the same. He's just there kind of... It's like they gave Thrawn a bit of a lobotomy. Yeah. Yes. it's But he's also been on a planet with no chance of escape for the last... Oh, this was the case before he was sent into forced exile in a different galaxy. Yeah, this was even in the Clone Wars stuff. that The Rebels. The Rebels. Yeah. yeah That he, in the books, he was the ultimate... This is like Moriarty to yes Sherlock Holmes. Yes.
00:34:00
Speaker
they He was the ultimate. and They had to like dumb him down for the the series in the and that. so He was still pretty pretty damn good in the series, though. in Oh, I'm not saying he wasn't. they just They had to dumb him down because in the books he was like the ultimate mastermind.
00:34:21
Speaker
In the Thrawn Ascendancy books, if you have not read those, ah those are phenomenal, and they're great because like even if you're not like a big like current canon timeline person, Timothy Zahn wrote those to kind of fit into both ah timelines, and they're they're very, very good. They're like some of his best stuff that I've read from him. It's really good. Zahn is tremendous. yes There's a reason why... Lucas trusted him with a lot of the books.
00:34:54
Speaker
I haven't read any of the books in a while. yeah i might have to start going back through them. Alright. So, David, question seven. We are still tied. I'm going to Idiot's Array.
00:35:11
Speaker
Idiot's Array.
00:35:15
Speaker
And like I said, this is' that was nothing against what they put him in in the in current times. it just I don't think there would have been a way to make what he was in the books in... Alright.
00:35:32
Speaker
What kind of weapon do the Rebels use to disable the Star Destroyer over Scarif?
00:35:39
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Ion Torpedoes. That is correct. I don't think I would have had to even mention over Scarif because that's all the Rebels seemed to use was Ion stuff, which is very effective in a way. But there is a difference between an Ion Cannon and an Ion Torpedo.
00:35:57
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Yeah.
Star Wars Tactics and Strategy Analysis
00:35:59
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I can't remember where... I think it was Reddit I was getting in an argument with something that... somebody was like well why didn't the empire just bomb hoth or why didn't they just keep firing the ion cannon or some shit like that it's like they had to open the shield otherwise it would have destroyed their shield to be able to do it you have a brief amount of time to get the yeah The timing of that is kind of crazy if you think about it. Like getting this particular small group of ships off, firing the ion cannon, opening the shield to make sure those shots go through, making sure the shots are like targeted correctly. Like it's a it's heck of an operation.
00:36:48
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Yeah. As somebody who has been through military college, none of that would be how that would actually be operating. Oh, no. the The tactical side of it, of Star Wars, on both sides, is some of the dumbest tactics that should have never worked on either side.
00:37:07
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ah The politics, sure. The tactics, no. the The thing I have to give the Rebels, though, is they were built to be a guerrilla tactics ah fighting force, which in a way is effective in certain situations.
00:37:28
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But it's never going to completely win you a war unless you have a strong force to support. So, all right. Anyway, that's beyond our scope of what we're doing here on Tactics and Everything. Although I should do like, do like Star Trek with the, the, the, uh, oh, what's the one that they always talk about with, uh,
00:37:58
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Kirk, the... Kobayashi Maru? That's it. You can tell I'm not a Star Trek person. I'm more of a friggin' Star Wars.
00:38:09
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But we're I come up with different scenarios and you gotta get out of it. But that's, again, a lot more work than I wanna do for this. But anyway, Sky, question eight.
00:38:21
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We are... David is up six to five. all right, Idiot's Array. Oh, I know he's up 6-5 because I couldn't remember Lars Mikkelsen. I could visualize him. I could see him.
00:38:35
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No blue paint and still could not remember the damn name. Alright. Who double crosses Han with the head of Crimson Dawn?
00:38:52
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I'm like Amelia Clark, but I'm like what is her name This is from Sola, right? Yes.
00:39:03
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Well, then it's Lando, right? No. Who's the other one he trusts?
00:39:15
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Five seconds. Yeah, I'm not getting this. Beckett. Hmm.
00:39:25
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Kind of we're getting overthought there because it's it's the one Woody Harrelson, the one that he thinks of as, i don't know, the... His quasi-mentor.
00:39:38
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Yeah. It's always Woody Harrelson. That's right. ah Which makes sense when you find out who his dad is.
00:39:49
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not All right, this is... Woody Harrelson only plays a bad guy. His dad was a bad guy. Question seven, David. Hmm.
00:40:03
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Let's do... This is your chance to start running away with it. Yeah. Yeah. Let's do Idiot's Array. Let's do Idiot's Array.
00:40:17
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And to be fair, Scott, I don't think I would have got it because I have troubles remembering some of those names too. I'd have just been like, Woody Harrelson. Woody Harrelson. Yeah, I was like, who was the other person in that?
00:40:32
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All right. Man, you're really getting some of these hand-pecked layups. On which planet does Padme want to have the baby be born on?
00:40:45
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She wants born on Naboo.
Personal Moments and Influences in Star Wars
00:40:47
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That's correct. As she should. Best planet in Star Wars. That's like, what is Anakin's last name?
00:40:58
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like Come on, man. Hey, I didn't write the questions. like Actually, technically, I didn't write that question. the That's true. The answer came from that book.
00:41:13
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Yeah. so these are just ones that i picked out of the book just randomly writing them down so technically i did not write these ones so scott question eight this eight or nine that was no that was eight so this is nine yeah that was eight yeah because right now you guys were doing it where you were one behind the questions David has stayed that course and he's at seven points, so... Let's do who played me and hope that it's one that has multiples so that I can at least tie don't have to bid everything on the last question.
00:41:55
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But I have a feeling I'm going to be bidding everything on the last question. Yeah, unfortunately with this one I have a feeling you are too.
00:42:05
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Because I would have not known this by the name, and except for that I knew this because of a certain thing. Freck.
00:42:17
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Hint. I'm going to give you a free hint, because like I said, this one i don't think anybody is going to get. I'm like, who is Freck? He was the...
00:42:32
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sanskiff driver in kenobi the alien okay and uh
00:42:44
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i will give you a hint the series that this person is known for just had a reboot
00:42:52
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That helps me so much. I mean, a very successful reboot just this last season. This is from a very popular TV show from the early 2000s that rebooted and has been very successful. And the only reason I knew that this person was playing this character was because they were they mentioned it on his podcast that was a rewatch of this very popular TV show from the early 2000s.
00:43:27
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Is it like Dante Bosco or something like that? Or am I in the wrong series? You're in the wrong series. Okay. Think of a medical show from the 2000s, a dramedy.
00:43:41
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Oh, no, Wiley? No, dramedy. So comedy drama.
00:43:51
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You got 15 seconds. I'm trying to think of it and I'm like, I keep going back to yeah ER r and I don't think that's right. No, that one's straight drama. Yeah.
00:44:07
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Yeah, I don't have this one. Time is up. Zach Braff. Oh, Scrubs. I always forget about Scrubs. Oh. Because that last season, I was like, nope, this show's dead to me. um That's why i had to... you So you still have your one hint. I had to give a free one because I don't think anybody would have got that. I would. um But again, the only reason that I knew about it... was I mean, you could kind of when you go back after you learn who it is and listen to the voice, you're like okay, yeah, I can kind of hear it in there.
00:44:44
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But his... um
00:44:48
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what what they call the podcast. It's like Fake Doctors, Real Friends was going on at the same time as he did the voiceover for that. And he mentioned being a character in Kenobi.
00:45:03
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a And like, oh, well, Zach friggin' Braff.
00:45:10
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All right That one was tough. I do. That one was way tough. I said there are some in there that are like that. But we are on question nine, David. It is your choice. You are up seven to five.
00:45:25
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I'm going to go with who said that? Who said that?
00:45:39
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This one is a deep dive for those who are
00:45:45
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stay on target.
00:45:49
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This is, hold on, hold hold on, hold on. know this, I know Wait, hold on, it's one of two people. No, it's one person. It is...
00:46:01
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Shoot, no, it's not. 15 seconds. I was gonna say it's Dutch, but it's not Dutch. It's not Vander. Oh, crap. And do remember, you have your hints, but I don't know if that's gonna... i Yeah, it's not gonna help with this one.
00:46:16
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Alright, two, one. Yeah, I don't know who this is. Alright, so this one I think you overthought a little bit. You were trying to go for an actual name. I have it wrote down as Gold5.
00:46:29
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Alright, whatever.
00:46:37
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Alright, so Scott, this is question ten. We're dropping all five on what the heck was that. Alright. We're playing the game.
00:46:51
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This could make or break it. It's probably going to break it.
00:47:03
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Okay.
00:47:10
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What creatures did Ezra and Kanan convince to attack the Grand Inquisitor and his stormtroopers at Fort Annex? ah That's the the diet the wolves, but they're like force wolves.
00:47:25
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Can you give me an exact name? a Doom was one of the name of... Oh, no. No, I mean like species name. You pretty much got it.
00:47:37
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Lothwolves. Like Lothal, Lothwolves. So you pretty much got it. I'm going to say I'm going to give it to you because that's what they are, but they're called Furnox.
00:47:50
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Yeah, but they're both wolves. They're never called Voronoks in the entire series. They're called both wolves. Wait, are you thinking of season four in Rebels, or are you thinking of season two when they're on four annexes?
00:48:08
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Oh, shit. Oh, was there another one? So in season four, there's the loath wolves that call out to Caleb. he's right. It is for Knox. And then in season two, they're on Anaxes, and Ezra, like, uses the dark side to kind of command these wolves to, or whatever they are, to attack. They're like these, like, bat creatures with, like...
00:48:37
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What planet does it say it's on? Because that'll determine whether or not it's right. I think it's on Anaxes. What's the question? The question says Fort Anaxes.
00:48:47
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Okay, then yeah, I got that wrong. It is the Fort Anaxes.
00:48:52
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Dang. So you even got me questioning it because I'm like, wait, I think he's right on that because that's what they... No, i I didn't realize he said Anaxes. I was like, oh shit.
00:49:05
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pays to listen to the question, Scott. Mind that, dude. And that's why I lose. Yeah, so David, I'm going to give you a chance to answer a question, but technically you've already won
Celebrity Cameos and Cultural Impact of Star Wars
00:49:20
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it.
00:49:20
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I would like an answering questions, so I'm going Idiot's Array, just whichever one. The victory lap. That's right.
00:49:35
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I thought you had me because it was Rebels, I'll be honest. I thought I was great. Had I heard Anaxes... Okay, yeah, I think that's right. It's like, okay, yeah, no, yeah, no, wait, no. Had I heard Anaxes, I would have gotten that right, but I did not hear it. I just heard, you know, Kanan and...
00:50:01
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act Okay, so this is another layup. I don't know how you keep getting these layups. No, no, no. You know what? what give me a different Give me a different one. Just give me a different one. Okay, so if you just want a hard one. Yeah.
00:50:16
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I'm not going to go with Idiot's Array. Okay.
00:50:21
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I have a couple in here in Who Played Me that I don't think anybody could get. That's probably true. If I can find it. I wasn't getting Zach Braff as Freck in Obi-Wan Kenobi.
00:50:40
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Actually, there's more in here that I think nobody could get, but...
00:50:45
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um Like Major Derlin from Empire Strikes Back. I know that one. Do you know that one? I do know that one. That's John Ratzenberger. Yeah, it is um Before he was on Cheers.
00:50:57
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Yeah. Do you know who the other famous person in that realm is?
00:51:05
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Uh, just, uh, what do you mean by that? There's there's Treat Williams in there, too. Oh, really? Yeah. Wow.
00:51:17
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Alright, here's one for you. Let's see if you can get this one. Okay. Terl, Ter, Tenille. T-E-R-R T-A-N-E-E-L.
00:51:32
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T-E-R... T-E-R-R. T-E-R-R... T-A-N-E-L? N-E-E-L. Double Okay, uh... I need a hit on this one.
00:51:52
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Uh, she's got a very famous daddy.
00:51:56
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Okay. ah I know who it is. Maybe.
00:52:03
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The actress has a famous dad? Very famous daddy.
00:52:12
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I know this isn't it, but I'm gonna say... Wait. No. Sofia Coppola? No. Amanda Lucas. Amanda Lucas.
00:52:24
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yeah That was going to be my other guess, but I didn't think of it in time. Star Wars did a very famous daddy. yeah I was going to say George Lucas's daughter. And that would have been corrected away, yeah.
00:52:40
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Or I have Lieutenant Connix. Yeah. Billy Lord, if anybody doesn't know that one. ah
00:52:52
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General fears. I'll be honest, the one that I get kept like hoping for that's a bit of a deep cut that never actually came up, at least as far as I saw, was the person who played Captain Panaka.
00:53:11
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I think I had him. Hugh Korshi.
00:53:15
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Which is funny, because they take Hugh Korshi's last name... and make that Panaka's first name. Quarsh Panaka. Quarsh Panaka. No, maybe I didn't have him.
00:53:27
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I think I have a quote from him. um There were times that I wish I could have stolen a question and been like, that's Hondo Onaka. Like, that's Hondo. It's Hondo. like And just have people be like, yeah.
00:53:46
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Or you got like, Zet Jukasa. That is Zet Lucas. that's jet luke Jet Lucas. jet yeah thats Or Fode. Greg Proops.
00:53:59
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yeah a Famous comedian, Greg Proops. ah Dr. Evazon. I don't know played him. Yeah, Alfie Curtis. See, I had some really tough ones in this one.
00:54:11
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And then you've got like the ones... You know, I did have Anakin Skywalker in here, so you would have multiples on that. Christensen, Sebastian Shaw, Matt Lanter.
00:54:23
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Jake Lloyd. ah Yoda, I think you could have multiples on because yeah who was it? it was Frank Oz and Tom Kane. Yeah. Yeah. Wedge Antilles, you would have couple on.
00:54:38
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Yeah. Yeah. Easily.
00:54:43
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Fee Genoa.
00:54:47
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The one I'm surprised that, and I think it was Dan that got this one, was Wicket. Yeah. couldn't get Wicket.
00:54:57
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Do you guys know who Wicket was? Wark Davis. Yeah.
00:55:03
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Or the other one that I'm surprised, Koska Reeves. They couldn't get Koska Reeves. Koska Reeves. And this one you wouldn't know.
00:55:19
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Hang on just second. Yeah. Unless you're like a wrestling fan. It's Mercedes Renato, but she also goes by Sasha Bang. She also goes by Mercedes KV. She also goes by Mercedes Monet.
00:55:37
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Yeah. Mercedes. ah yeah What was the one? I'm just going over some of my favorites here. on you know You had Roken for O'Shea Jackson.
00:55:50
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lobot I had L'O'Bot in here. O'Shea Jackson Jr. or Cube O'Shea Jackson? Roken the one from... oh
00:56:02
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I don't think Ice Cube got into the movies, but... My favorite, and I'm glad you guys started going through a lot of these, was the In a Galaxy Far, Far Away.
00:56:18
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Because I had, like, Christopher Nolan omitted to... He based what villain after Darth Vader?
00:56:26
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Yeah, this is why I avoided that category. Well, it was Bane. He... Bane was based on Vader. sure it was. I believe that. There's no way I would have...
00:56:38
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Partially, but Bane also in the comic books was exactly how he had him written. Right, but with the whole voice box thing, he he based it off of Vader he admitted to.
00:56:52
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Or my favorite is I threw a bunch of fanboy questions in here. So from the movie Fanboys. So in Fanboys, Hutch's van's interior resembles what Star Wars vehicle?
00:57:05
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The Falcon. Yeah. Sure. Because if he's a fanboy of Star Wars, what's he going to have it look like? I've never seen the movie, but I can already tell you what that is.
00:57:17
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Oh, ah go watch the movie. It's amazing. This one was a deep cut. What movie has a battle between U.S. President Thomas Benson and Saddam Hussein with dialogue that parodies that of Obi-Wan and Darth Vader in A New Hope?
00:57:41
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is that not any old enough for that Is that not South Park? No, it's Hot Shots Park. Oh, yeah. I'm probably old enough for it. i just I've never been more validated in a decision to avoid anything in my entire life quite like this category. I would have gotten nothing out of this.
00:58:02
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Then I had a couple Spaceballs ones in here. Like in Spaceballs, what is the name of Lone Star's ship?
00:58:09
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five Yeah, I've seen Spaceball couple times. I still wouldn't have gotten This is the one that I did not know until I started going through some of it. You know, going through looking for this. In Star Trek 2009, when the us enterprise USS Enterprise warps to Vulcan and meets a field of debris made up of several destroyed ships, if you look closely, you can see what Star Wars figure.
00:58:38
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R2-D2. That's crazy. And you can actually go on and you'll see pictures of R2 just flying through the air in the space debris. And J.J. Abrams did that because he's an asshole.
00:58:51
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That's right. And on top of that, it's not the only one. There's another one in I think it's the second start ah Star Trek movie. He did the same thing in another bunch of debris. You see R2-D2 flying through it. Hmm.
00:59:10
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Because again, the general them is just an asshole. Very much so. Yes.
00:59:19
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But David, you win. Take your victory lap.
00:59:26
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Gloat. Thank you. Let's get some drama here. You know, I'm just, i'm I'm grateful to the Academy, both ah the real Academy and the Jedi Academy.
00:59:38
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um Probably more grateful for the copious amount of Star Wars books that I have collected over the years. um You know, sometimes you just win.
00:59:51
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And and and that's all you can say about it.
00:59:59
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and for winning i did say that i had a prize yes and for those seeing at home this right here is what you win a zack replica of luke's medal from the battle of yavin 4. i'm so i will get kind of excited about that uh get your information so i can get that sent off to you um like i said this is a really good quality one for what it is. just
01:00:30
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I would strongly suggest getting a different kind of strap for it. Fair enough. But congratulations. Thank you, guys. Scott, thank you for joining also. Absolutely.
01:00:42
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You did tremendously throughout the rest of the show. game you You pulled out some big wins on that. i went against the one seed, so of course I'm going to win.
01:00:55
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Well, I will be honest. when When I was putting this together, David I knew was going to be one of those that was going to be strong in this but then when he got his friend alex and i got him involved was like oh man it's gonna end up being david and alex in the last one and then it came out to be okay well i have to do some things so i had to put them off in the first round and it's like okay well i'd rather have that in a way um that way it makes it a little bit more fair yeah but you know thank you to everybody a lot lot more fair
01:01:32
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thank you to everybody who participated you know hopefully if everybody enjoyed this we'll do it again next year put some different questions out there maybe have a better setup to things um you know so you guys david you're gonna have your uh defend your title next year scott you know you're gonna to come back Maybe next year if you win this one, David, we'll have to come up with the rank of... You'll actually earn the rank of Master. I'll just take over the tournament at that point. I'll be the one asking questions. Although I will say, like these are these are like good questions. like you You put together a really good like collection of stuff that's not like so crazy. I mean, some of it's hard.
01:02:17
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um but yeah Some of it is hard. can't just make it easy. Right. we yeah he said so It was a good mix of stuff. so I'll help you with the Jeopardy board next time so we can at least have points and stuff and be like, yeah, I want the easy version of this question. then you might be like, I'm going to take the 500 point version of this question. And I'll be like, yep, go for it. Like, don't know.
01:02:43
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And then the ability to steal. people want you know i was hoping to do a jeopardy style thing this year but i just couldn't get it together you know in a way like i said the biggest drawback to that was trying to find out a way to do like a buzzer system that you know people could hear and see which was not going well in my search but it is what it is i know it's possible So we'll see what happens. Scott and I will work together and anybody else that's got any ideas on, you know, David, if you've got any ideas or anybody else who played in the games has any ideas, as you know, shoot them over.
01:03:27
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Scott, where can they find you and what are you up to these days? You can find me on Twitter at Jurassic S it's there in the name tag thingy.
01:03:40
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Um, and you can also find all right for blogging dirty here and there. And yeah, that's basically all I got.
01:03:49
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Master David Fox, what where can they find you and what are you up to these days? You all can find me at DFAUXY or DFoxy on Twitter. um Very occasionally and sporadically tweeting about the Bills, the Eagles, the Phillies, et etc., whoever.
01:04:08
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ah You know, just... I'm not not doing much these days because... I have a full-time job, and this is... And unfortunately, takes up a lot of my time, because it's a little more than full-time when it gets into the the season down here in Florida. So, yeah.
01:04:26
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yeah Yeah, yeah. I still try to just talk about whatever I can, and tweet angrily through certain games, and and live life, breathe there, because somehow I just know I'm going to get there.
01:04:40
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ah And that's it for me, so...
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01:05:46
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01:06:04
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