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The NBA schedule is out, and we’re breaking down which teams grabbed the most nationally televised games. From there, we try to build the perfect basketball player, debate whether Ben Simmons is actually underrated, and even wonder—did Kobe win back-to-back titles with the least help?

But it’s not all hoops:

• Jeff considers a new career path (and makes sure we know Logic dropped).

• Michael and Jeff vent about frustrating weeks with their moms.

• A tragic illegal U-turn that cost three lives sparks debate on how driving laws could change.

• Andres reveals his new favorite NFL team.

• And we settle once and for all: why you should never go out with fewer than three people......as men