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We are sooo brat - 25th July 2024
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Season 4, Episode 6 of News Rodeo. We look back on the news and try to find the funny side. In this episode we cover a range of topics from brat summer to 10ft subs to astronauts stuck in space.
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Transcript
Introduction & Recent News
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Hello and welcome to Nude Rodeo, the bite sized Nude Roundup where we laugh at the world to feel a little less sad. I'm Jonah and I'm Hannah. Let's get this rind up started. Yeehaw! We've been away for a while due to both of us being ill. What a disaster for brat summer. More on that later. Let's catch you up. Theatre show Player Kings has postponed its return for another day as Sir Ian McKellen continues his recovery from falling off stage. Following the last time he disappeared in an acting role, we assume he'll return as a surprise dressed in white. Get well soon, Ian. Jeremy Renner has joined the cast of Knives Out 3, his first role since the accident.
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The accident, of course, being his film Arctic Dogs.
Historical Discoveries & Auction Highlights
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Archaeologists have excavated bottles from the basement of the first US president's Virginia estate, within which were found perfectly preserved fruit. Alongside these bottles were a number of animal wings, legs, and paws, bringing into question conversations over the right to bear arms. The UK held a general election which saw a labor landslide. The Tories, on the other hand, saw a more conservative vote share. A central London cinema has cancelled a private screening of a film which was entirely written using artificial intelligence. They subsequently screened the film for an entirely AI audience, whose reviews were overwhelmingly 00110101 stars.
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chatgpt4o has been unveiled and it can flirt, but it's also not perfect as during the demo it mistook a smiling man for a wooden surface. But hey, some men like it when you refer to their wood when flirting. Hannah, this is a family friendly podcast. I mean like carpenters. Jesus. Yeah, exactly. Instagram is trialing forcing its users to watch ads. These ad breaks would not be something you can scroll past because Daddy Zuck needs more bucks. That news rodeo is proudly brought to you by Instagram. Share your reels, photos, and story reposts of AI-generated images. Now Instagram is bringing you ad breaks. It's a moment to take a breather and step back from the noise. An opportunity to do something that relaxes us all. Retail therapy. Let us relax you by influencing you. What was that? Daddy Jonah needs more bucks too.
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A woman gave birth to her daughter at 60 miles per hour as her partner sped through flooded roads trying to reach a hospital in Cumbria. Though it all ended up okay, it does make you question why the person measuring the speed of the baby's delivery wasn't more helpful. A large dinosaur skeleton titled Apex has fetched 44.6 million dollars at a Sotheby's auction with the auction taking place in a room full of New Yorkers. Renowned for their low brain to body mass ratio, Stegosaurus's were herbivores from the late Jurassic period.
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Prat have decided to end their 30 pounds a month subscription for five coffees a day and 20% off food. So I've decided to end things. We're done. I'm a free agent. Good for you. You deserve to be happy. I do deserve to be happy. Are you quitting cold turkey? No, I never tried the turkey, but I am quitting cold coffee. Lana Del Rey has revealed that she wrote a Bond theme in 2015 that was automatically rejected by the producers.
International Politics & Surprising Events
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But she's not Alona Del Rey, as Hannah had the same experience didn't you? I did. Let's hear some of it.
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Double something that'll be eleven pounds fifty Fire and counting my tingling Shaking on stir, you're holding her As you see the economy, the numbers curve Mr. Bond, you know nothing about bonds and stocks And the trouble we got coming, you can fight bad guys But you'll never save us from the wrong demons
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What was going through your head when you wrote that? To be honest the cost of living crisis and I was listening to a lot of Hamilton at the time. Russian president Vladimir Putin arrived in Pyongyang for his first visit to North Korea in 24 years. In other topics we won't be touching were the 20-foot pole, abortion, religion and Abba's music catalogue. I don't understand how you don't like Abba. Moving on. A South African bar has made the news after adding an almost 10 foot long sub sandwich to their menu weighing over 65 kilograms, giving a whole new meaning to Sub Saharan Africa. Former president Donald Trump survived an assassination attempt whilst delivering a speech with a rogue shooter's bullet grazing his ear before secret service officers flooded the scene. This of course was the first ear injury in front of a mic since Evander Holyfield. The summer Olympic and Paralympic games in Paris start this week, but there's concern about the potential effects of extreme heat. Spectators however are excited as typically the heats are fairly boring anyway.
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President Joe Biden stepped down as the Democratic presidential nominee. I say step down, he did use a stair lift. President Biden has backed his Vice President Kamala Harris to be the new Democratic nominee, and she has already embraced Brat Summer online, so that will likely winner some Gen Z votes. Brat Summer? What is that?
Nature's Wonders & Technological Failures
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What's the context? You think you just fell out of a coconut tree?
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you exist in the context in the context you exist in the context of a coconut tree in the context of all in which you live and what came before you brat summer Bio-luminescent plankton turned the waves of a whale's beach bright blue, leading to some impressive photos and videos. The only thing bluer than the plankton were the feet of the people filming, who just avoided frostbite from the cold water. Businesses and services around the world are slowly recovering after cybersecurity firm CrowdStrike issued a faulty software update which affected Microsoft Windows causing a massive IT outage for ours. Hello, I'm a Mac.
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PC? You're supposed to say, and I'm a PC. Oh, he's dying right now. Wales Royal Welsh Agricultural Show got underway on Monday, marking 120 years since it began.
Agricultural Celebrations & Unusual Incidents
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Though there were many beautiful cows, sheep and pigs on display, there were also a number of confused Americans desperately trying to figure out where the whales were. A person who stole the notes of comedian Dara O'Brien from the stage after a gig has apologized and made a donation. It's an investment in the podcast. Excuse me? Nothing. Sorry, it was just spaced out. Okay. Definitely not according to the notes of space expert Dara O
Space Challenges & Podcast Conclusion
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'Brien. Two astronauts are stranded indefinitely in the International Space Station due to issues with the Boeing Starliner's propulsion system. You could say they're in a bit of a space jam.
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That's all folks. Thank you so much for listening. If you want to suggest a topic for us to talk about next time, you can find us on X or TikTok at News Radio Pod or on Instagram at News Radio Podcast. Also, if you want to ensure you never miss an episode, subscribe wherever you get your podcasts and tell your friends to do the same. Goodbye.