To quote dear Christian, this is two movies smooshed together: one mediocre, and one terrible. Lands alive, we hated this movie. Does Lazenby deserve all the direct shots he gets from the three of us? Absolutely. Did Diana Rigg deserve much better than this movie? Again, ABSOLUTELY. Join us in the snowy, mind-controlling depths of Piz Gloria as we eviscerate On Her Majesty's Secret Service!