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Music 🎶 Drake/Kendrick | NBA 🏀 LeBron/Giannis | NFL 🏈 Schedule Release
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🔥BALL & BUDS NEW SHOW ALERT - TOTAL EVISCERATION 💯
*Strictly Comedy, All Jokes, No Factual Topics, Explicit Content, Parental Advisory Necessary*
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TOPICS: NFL Football Schedule Release 🏈 Most Likely Playoff Boost?
NBA Basketball LeBron James 🏀 Giannis Antetounkoumpo Destinations?
Music Drake's 'Iceman' 🎶 Kendrick Lamar BEEF
The MOST Unfiltered 💥 FUN & RACOUS Debate Show EVER!
Sports Professor vs Hot Take Jake! Sports. Entertainment. Culture.
No scripts. Just High-Energy Debates, Heated Arguments & Hilarious Disrespect!
💥 EVERY EPISODE: Hot Take Jake fires off his most UNHINGED opinions Sports Professor brings the logic…and the smoke Sports takes, Music debates, Culture clashes And at least one moment where somebody gets EVISCERATED!!
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Introduction and Theme of Total Evisceration
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You can't prepare, now get ready for the show.
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you on the page that's why they call me three folk free he don't be close like jordan after the second timemy three repeated
00:00:46
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Yo, yo, yo, what up, friends? Welcome back.
Sporadic Appearances and Future Hopes with Family
00:00:51
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Ball and Budge is back at it again for a fourth night in a row. And here we are for the best show of the week. No slight to any of my other boys that I had amazing shows with. And no slight to my pops, because that's not a show yet.
00:01:08
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Hopefully in the future it will be. For now it's just sporadic appearances, just like we have. Sporadic appearances, because we come to you whenever the hell we feel like it, because this is total evisceration. And all you came to do was watch somebody get totally eviscerated.
Humorous Exchange between Hosts
00:01:26
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And on every episode, that's usually the ass-whooping that this guy over here will take, a la yours truly, the sports professor. Yeah, my brother. Hot take, Jake. What's good, baby?
00:01:39
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it's a bum Hey, man, ah just got a message myself from Papa Fonseca. He said, don't whoop your son's ass too bad. I said, don't worry. I don't whoop it. I smack it.
00:01:50
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Pause. Pause again with that. How many times do we have to tell you to stop saying smack my ass on TV?
YouTube Channel Promotion
00:01:58
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It's weird. all right I'm destroying it every time. It's different from smacking ass. okay You ain't destroying the shit. The only thing you're destroying is your reputation every time you come on this program and spit them horrible hot cakes. Now,
00:02:14
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If y'all want more of this kind of content, make sure you subscribe to Ballin' Buds. B-A-L-L-A-N-D-B-U-D-S on YouTube. Handy QR code up there at the right. That'll take you to our link. So you can find all our social media, including our Instagram.
00:02:27
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Make sure you follow us there as well for live photos. And then finally, hit that like button. Helps us out in the algorithm, gets us out to people that don't know about us, and make sure you hit that notification bell so you see every time we go live. Speaking of, let's kick this bad boy off. The NFL!
NFL Schedule Release Predictions
00:02:45
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Yes, the NFL released their schedule, and so Look, man, there are a lot of teams that will be helped out by this schedule, and that goes specifically to a bunch of playoff teams.
00:03:02
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Your sports professors, fun fact for the NFL schedule release, is that going by opponents' combined winning percentage, which you see on your screen here, right? Two charts. You've got the easiest schedules on your left, and then on the right, you've got your strength of schedule. going from toughest to easiest. So the teams that we're going to be looking at are on the bottom half of that bracket on the right side.
00:03:27
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We're looking at teams that did not make the playoffs last year that could make the playoffs this year. So I take Jake's Broncos. The Broncos are officially out of here, just like I treat my hoes. So...
00:03:42
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You've got be kidding You've got to chill out. We've got eight of the easiest schedules here out of the top nine. They go to Bobby G's Cleveland Browns, the New Orleans Saints, the Cincinnati Bengals, Canteens, and Dirty Mojo's Atlanta Falcons, the Indianapolis Colts, the Detroit Lions, the Baltimore Ravens, and Nashville's own right here in Tennessee, Texas.
Debate on Quarterbacks: Jackson vs Rodgers
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ah the Tennessee Titans. And we'll throw one more in there just because, but you can't choose them. I just wanted to note their schedule because they made the playoffs, but the Texans have a very easy schedule as well this year. I know. Just for all fans to think about. So out of those teams I named, Hot Tig Jake, who is your team most likely to make the playoffs in the NFL that did not make it last year?
00:04:37
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I swear, I've had this conversation over and over and people keep screaming to me. Lamar can't miss the playoffs two years in a row. he will.
00:04:48
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And he absolutely is the worst quarterback in that division. Let me add this in. Wow, don't you dare ever do that to a two-time MVP. What the hell is wrong with you?
00:04:58
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I'm taking A-Rod over him. I'm taking, I'm taking. Bro, don't do that. Don't do that. don't take You're not taking old-ass Aaron Rodgers over Lamar Jackson, bro. Yes, I would because I know that he he will be chief. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I know this is off subject.
00:05:17
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But it goes into fruition because Omar. You done made me miss my camera. Omar. What? Is this summertime for you? It is summertime in the LBC.
00:05:30
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It's burr season. It's burr mother trucking season. The gall of y'all to think that Burrow has a schedule like that and he's going to let bullshit happen?
00:05:44
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Let me tell you something. These guys are going to be probably a one or two seed in the AFC with that cupcake schedule. And Burr season is upon us.
00:05:55
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And boy, boy. Hey, Bo Nix fears nobody. But Jake Montoya fears one man. Burr. I feel Burr. Now, Bo Nix don't fear nobody. I've talked to Bo. He told me himself.
00:06:09
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Jake, I have no fear of anybody. I fear myself from stopping my own self. But I had to tell him as a Bronco fan, there's only one quarterback I don't want to see across across the field when we're getting ready.
00:06:23
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And that's Joe Burr. And Burr season is here and ready to go. I'm telling you right now, there's no chance Lamar would ever be better than Burr. Shador and I'm not taking him over Aaron Rodgers who's motivated for a final season who's admitted that and I'm telling you right now Omar I better not see you sniff the fucking Raiders you better shut the hell up and not even say that name you better not say the Raiders I will get off this show so fast and say he's done he's done if you dare say that at all I'm telling you right now Omar bro first of all let me bring me up to the big screen
00:07:01
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Because you're about to hear some shit that maybe you don't want to hear.
Defense of Lamar Jackson's Skills
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Maybe your ears and your eyes don't tell you enough about one of the best quarterbacks in the NFL and a former two-time, should have been more, MVP.
00:07:18
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If you ever come on this program and be smirch. the tremendous name of Lamar Demetrius Jackson Jr. I will come through this screen and slap the hell up out of you. Because Lamar Jackson is the best quarterback in that division by far. And it's not even close.
00:07:43
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Joe Burrow is a about 75% of the quarterback that Lamar Jackson is. And then the other two who... Shador, who is that? I've never heard of this person. I've never heard of some Shador. Who is that? I'd take Shador over to Mark. Oh, that's I would take Shadal over Lamar right now. The fact that you said you would take Lamar and or old-ass A-Rod, who just said he was going to retire when the season is is ignorant. That's ignorant.
00:08:17
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That's ignorant. That's ignorant that you would ever say that. but you pick your gu Before you pick your team, I just want to say, I'll give you this. Lamar, because Derrick Henry's getting old, Lamar is the best running back in that division. I'll give you that.
00:08:31
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He's a great running back. Don't do that. ah I will give. No, I'm giving you credit. words Don't do that. Don't disrespect that man like that. Don't disrespect that man like that. He's a great running back.
00:08:42
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First of all, the best running back in his division is on his team. And if you ever disrespect.
00:08:50
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are you Am I wrong? Are you saying I'm wrong? I would take a Lamar run over a Derrick Henry run because Lamar can go for a touchdown. I'm doing deadass. Sure. That's why I'm saying the best running back. not even the best quarterback. If you ever come up
NBA Players and Future Stars Discussion
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on this program in your life and besmirch the tremendous name of King Derrick Lamar Henry Jr.,
00:09:19
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I will pull back the boot of Nashville, and I'll shine that sum of a bitch up, and I'll turn that sum of a bitch sideways, and I'll take that Nashville cowboy boot, and I'll shove that shit straight up, yo.
00:09:37
Speaker
Turn the ass. Shout out to the Rock. Yep, it's coming from the core of the Tennessee native he has. I knew it I knew it. You got to, you got to, you're homer. Take your damn team. Rock. Shout out to Rock Chalk. Speaking of rocks, not as famous as the Rock, but still good. Rock Chalk, true crime, best true crime podcast on YouTube. Y'all check it out at Rock Chalk, true crime. Thank you for tuning in.
00:10:02
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No. To answer your question, you are completely incorrect on one thing, and that is that look that Joe Burrow is better than Lamar Jackson. That being said, I will, as we are contractually obligated to disagree on said program, we're supposed to have different teams.
00:10:25
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Fact of the matter is, I cannot disagree. i also think... That Joe Burrow and the Cincinnati Bengals have the best chance in the league to go from non-playoff to playoff. And if we said Super Bowl, I think we both would have agreed on that too.
00:10:49
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Joey B has come out and said this is his best Bengals team ever. And if that's the case, they already went to the Super Bowl once before. So we should be looking at possibly another Super Bowl run. And when you put the greatness of Joey B, I'm not here to deflate his greatness. No, he's not Lamar Jackson, but that's not to deflate his greatness. You put get his greatness, you're still going take the Bengals with Jamar Chase to a playoff game if everyone can stay healthy, which has been their problem this whole entire time.
00:11:26
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I don't know if you drank bleach. I don't know if you took some some rat poison. But boy, have you started become sane right now. I'm proud of you. I'm proud of you, Omar.
00:11:37
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Son of a bitch, man. Never in the wildest years where thought you'd agree with me. but I never thought so either. And you know what? Yeah, no, yeah no you know what? For that, I have been totally out. Let's go. Hey, OKC, that was a big win last night.
00:12:03
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I know the Spurs fan over here ain't going to like that, but that was a big win last night. OKC needed that. I saw the Spurs give ah give a win away is what I saw.
00:12:15
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m I will say one thing, though. Wemby, God forbid he gets hurt, may be one of the greatest things we've ever seen. you, who said that two years ago, Omar, on another show with me and you on there? And I said, NBA, you had two years.
00:12:32
Speaker
Win your rings. Because the Wemby, hey, Wemby. Hey, we we ain't seen a damn alien in sight forever. But for some damn reason, we see that man now every other day and in the playoffs. I'm telling you right now.
00:12:48
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And it's it's it's to come for good, Omar. This is not this is not a one-hit wonder. This ain't the Celtics of 2024 when they won that lucky ring. This is realness.
00:13:00
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I'm ready. And Rock Chalk, you be ready. You cannot stop. And then boy, they better pray that Harper's hurt, bro. that Harper, Harper comes, it's over.
00:13:11
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We're already getting Fox back. I think Fox comes back next game. But Wimby, there's a spotting, and we found the alien. And he wants himself his first ring-a-ding-ding.
00:13:23
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He wants that ring, buddy.
00:13:27
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i don't know what the hell is wrong with your face. Bro! What's with your If you ever! a ah As Chris Jericho would say, come up in my house talking about my Celtics championship was illegitimate when your fakers won a championship in Disney's Mickey Mouse-ass bubble during COVID.
00:13:53
Speaker
So take your fake-ass bubble championship and get the fizzle out of here because I ain't got time for that shit ever talking about my Celtics championship. Great segue, great segue. Speaking of ah bubble championships, we're talking about the man himself, the champion of the bubble, of what he did, Mr. LeBron James.
00:14:13
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And
LeBron James to Knicks Speculation
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boy, oh boy, these are the next two moves of the century of what we're about to see by either one or two, or what are they going to do? Let me tell you, I'll go ahead and go.
00:14:27
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if If the NBA is smart, If I am LeBron James and I want to win myself a fifth ring that I should have got if KD's sorry ass don't run and cry and say, we can't beat LBJ, we can't beat the king.
00:14:45
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Don't you do that to Don't do that. Steph Curry cries like a little bitch and says, let me join you and help get us multiple rings and stop them. Two's better than one.
00:14:57
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Stupid ass bums. Never respected them for that as I was saying With that season in mind There's only one team. I want LeBron to go to if he does not plan to stay with the labels if I'm LeBron I Do one thing and I do one thing only I go to the New York motherfucking Knicks and let me tell you why It's time for the Mecca to one.
00:15:26
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Whoa! Whoa! What? I'm telling you right now, they don't have enough because of how great Wemby is. They don't have enough. But if you get a LeBron James to at least, for a final, probably two more years left in him, to stop and slow down Wemby, and you have Jalen Brunson, one of the best shooters, probably the best shooter of of this generation,
00:15:52
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I'm telling you right now, you get LeBron. You're being laughed at online. Yeah, whatever. If you get LeBron James paired up, because i don't I think whoever wins the West, I do believe the Spurs will win it. Whoever wins the West is the NBA Finals right now, guys. That's it. It doesn't matter who wins in the East.
00:16:12
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But if I am the New York Knicks, I am one player away. And why not get the crown, the king, the greatest player of all time and send them on a swan song and help us do something that they haven't done since 1973.
00:16:32
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Omar was in Papa Fonseca's nutsack when they last won a championship.
00:16:40
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I am the New York Knickerbockers. I go and grab LeBron, and we will win ah least one, if not two, rings.
00:16:51
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You heard it here first. Go do that. Giannis is just a shell of himself. Man can't shoot for shit. You can hear it here first, second, third, fourth, or fifth because it really don't matter because he damn sure ain't winning no two championships.
00:17:05
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He may get lucky if he picks the right team to get one championship because that's the only shit he got left in him. And like I said, the only way that going to happen is if he stays. I said this last night. Shout out Bobby G and Desmond Powell from the Mid-Post podcast. I said this on the and NBA show last night. We all agree. He needs to stay with the Lakers and take a pay cut.
00:17:26
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He needs to tell Bronny, make your ass a two-way player. Take a little $250,000 contract. going to take the mid-level exception. $4 million dollars and we're going to build a team because that's the only chance I have to win a championship. But he's not going to do that because he's not the king. He's not Jesus. He wouldn't sacrifice for others. No, no, no, no, no. no He's only the king of his own household and all he cares about is money.
00:17:52
Speaker
So that being said, he is going stay in L.A. and he's going to make them pay too much and they ain't going to be able to build a roster. And he's going to crumble out so him and Brody can go walk off into the sunset together and retire next year. Both of them get the hell up out the and m
Giannis Trade Speculations
00:18:09
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NBA. Both of y'all suck.
00:18:12
Speaker
Well, then, okay. So you're picking Giannis? Do you think Giannis does something? Yes. What does he this is he doing? First of all, Giannis still got a lot of his prime left, baby. ain't old man James. i He ain't old man Withers. We're talking about young prime Giannis. That could be Giannis one-on-one.
00:18:32
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titoo tu-ooter tatater kombo Okay, a any team would love to have him any team would love to trade all of their picks for him.
00:18:43
Speaker
So that being said there's a numerous amount of potential squads that you could talk about you could talk about the New York Knicks that you just mentioned maybe they want to trade for Giannis.
00:18:54
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Right. Bobby G mentioned the Utah Jazz last night. We thought that was a good pick. ah Desmond mentioned the Minnesota Timberwolves. We thought that was a good pick.
00:19:06
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Do they have what it takes to trade as a homer? I'm going to pick the Celtics because I want to see it. But this is the thing. Let's back up a little bit because you were right about one thing.
00:19:17
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And that is that in the near future, the Western Conference finals is solidified. God forbid any injuries between OKC and San Antonio pretty much for the next five, five years, foreseeably in the East.
00:19:32
Speaker
Aside from the Celtics when fully healthy and the Knicks this year, you really don't have many other contenders in the East. Well, the Cavs, Bobby G would be mad if I didn't say the Cavs.
00:19:45
Speaker
I don't know why you picked that first round in the team in Boston. Well, because my team choked it away. It wasn't like we were the worst team. We should have beat the Sixers. We choked that away. That should not have happened at all. But that brings me to my point. So thank you very much.
00:20:02
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Instead of them bum-ass Knicks. I'm trading for Giannis. How do you like a little of the sports professors trade proposal?
00:20:13
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I went into the ESPN trade analyzer and I said, Hey Milwaukee, how would you like if I trade you, your centerpiece will be Derek bald headed. I am one of the best players in the league trade for me. White.
00:20:34
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And then you will get Sam Muttachukenhauser, the beast. You will get Hugo, whoo, fresh as a daisy Gonzalez. You get Baylor, I got a mullet but look like I'm from the hood, Shireman. You get Luke, am I mouth and my white, am I Mexican, maybe both, Garza, just like you. And then we got Jordan,
00:20:58
Speaker
Walsh hustle man out here doing the things he needs to do. And then on top of it, we will throw in our next two or even three first round and second round picks. You get everything. And then that way we have a starting five of Giannis, Jason Tatum, Jalen Brown, Peyton Pritchard, and Vucevic and Ortega.
00:21:24
Speaker
ah you like them but I thought I had my Xbox controller playing NBA 2K right now. First off, second off, I want to add this in. Hey, Omar, you got to get out of the past, bro.
00:21:38
Speaker
Jalen Brown and Jason Tatum will never win a ring together. Don't say that. That's not true at all. And you know that. You know they lucked out of that ring. That's fake news. They got to face the Mavs because I think the Mavs were the only team that could beat the Nuggets.
00:21:53
Speaker
They lucked out. The Nuggets should have won that year. If we're calling a spade a spade, it should have been the Nuggets year that year. Are you saying that my but saying that the Bucks wouldn't trick my trade proposal?
00:22:03
Speaker
No, they would not do that dumb shit. You just named a bunch of guys. I think you the last three guys you named, I saw them at Starbucks making me a damn barista coffee. Get out of here with that bullshit. All right, go ahead. Continue. What were you saying?
00:22:18
Speaker
No, like I said, man, Giannis doesn't change anything because guess what? I know how to guard him. Hey, bro, I'm going to stand 15 feet from you. I dare you to shoot that bullshit. Bro, Giannis. I'm just calling a spade a spade, Omar. And you know how tall I can be. Giannis would make you look like a second grader, son. What are you talking about right now?
00:22:40
Speaker
Bullshit. And you know better than that.
00:22:44
Speaker
Well, my hot take of the day is that the Celtics will keep JV and JT and still trade for
SGA's Performance Critique and Potential
00:22:51
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Giannis. And we will have the three-headed monster. That's what I'm saying. No, ah for but for real, let's get your hot. and some bleach guys How many hot takes do you have? You have one or two because I forgot my other one.
00:23:04
Speaker
Well, i gave you one already that move Lamar is the worst quarterback. and Okay, that's that we're not accepting that. We're not accepting that. What's your hot take? Why are you not accepting that one? Shut up. What's your hot take? I'm not accepting that. The hottest take, the second, this one's more NBA and current right now.
00:23:24
Speaker
I think in about a span of two to three years, um SGA will be one of the most downfall careers of all time. Here's what I mean by that.
00:23:36
Speaker
I think after Wimby takes over. You're high takes are getting weaker and weaker as we go along. I think you're running out of No, they're not. Because SGA does not look that great at all.
00:23:48
Speaker
He's starting to look worse. He's relying on the free throw. And you saw what I put yesterday. I was on your comments and I said it straight What did I say? And even both of y'all even looked at it and said, you're damn right.
00:24:00
Speaker
So what do you mean to tell me that he's the reigning league MVP is not good? Is that what you're telling me right now? Omar, Omar, they are, Adam Silver knows that this NBA, Adam Silver knows that this NBA is not sustainable to have a guy shoot 50 free throws in a damn game.
00:24:22
Speaker
So once they take away this flopping bullshit that he's getting away with, he turns into Mike Bibby. I'm just calling a spade a spade, okay?
00:24:33
Speaker
He don't do much without those damn free throws. Like I said yesterday, he led the league in one thing. Guess what it was? Free throws. He do shit in assists. He don't do shit in points.
00:24:44
Speaker
He literally leads the league in scoring off of free throws. Man is known for going 7 for 22 on average. Fuck out of here, man. Guy gets lucky on bullshit. And you know it's 7-20. 7 for 22 on average is foul shit, considering he just had one of the most historic and efficient seasons of all time. So I don't want to hear that shit. No, he is not getting all of his points on free throws. Does he, yes, get an inordinate amount of call? amar Yes, sure, I can agree with that.
00:25:11
Speaker
But is that the only way he scores? No. He has a great mid-range game. He can slash to the post and to the basket. He can even hit an occasional three-pointer. i know what i love about my hot text You know what I love about my hot They always they always age like fine wine no they always do yes they do no they don't this one's gonna age in two to three years no he's not even the best player on okc and it's because shit's about a good explod your hot take last episode didn't work out when you said the lakers were gonna win the series and then they got ass beaten five games So shut the hell up with my hot takes age like fine wine. Your hot takes age like a baby's fucking diaper.
00:26:00
Speaker
That's what they age like. Oh, Jesus shit. Go to the next one. We'll see. We'll see who's right. You, sir. You have been totally eviscerated.
00:26:16
Speaker
All right. We're going to move it on. I'm gonna remove one of these topics because we can do this next week.
Drake vs Kendrick Lamar: A Renewed Beef
00:26:24
Speaker
Because I gotta get out of here. So we're gonna move into the last topic of the day.
00:26:28
Speaker
Music. Yes, we got Drake. Coming out with his new album called Iceman and also had two other albums apparently. honor have Some kind of triplet amount of whack-tastic albums that he used to, I guess, respond to Kendrick Lamar eight years later, eight years after the fact, I assume.
00:26:54
Speaker
um I don't know, to be completely honest, but because... I am so, you know, creative. I made a really cool slide for this.
00:27:05
Speaker
So I want to put it up. So how about that? We got Drake versus Kendrick Lamar, Mortal Kombat style. Sub-Zero versus Scorpion.
00:27:16
Speaker
I like that you said that because he is the Iceman. It's freezing outside. That's why I did that. So talk to me. What you got in this renewed beef three years later? Well, what I will say is, um did I care about the Kendrick references? Not as much. I understand the loss. But I do understand and I appreciate this album is probably one of his top four best albums ever.
00:27:42
Speaker
Man, he he had a bad run a little while, but he this album turned it right back around. um I think he solidified himself as the greatest artist of all time. He's better than March. He's better than Kanye.
00:27:54
Speaker
He's better than Prince. yeah All in all, he can do both. You know that. I know that. i'm Rick Ross, please. Rick Ross, please stop talking. about my boy Drake.
00:28:05
Speaker
Your ass, and like he says, he's been hating Ross since the beginning of time. So step off, step out, and and and please. I mean, he's literally calling Drake a piece of trash and stuff, saying he's a bum.
00:28:21
Speaker
It's ridiculous, Omar. Drake is little punk. Drake, I'm on one now. me stop. Drake, by the way, these are all jokes.
00:28:32
Speaker
Oh, these are all, i just want everybody to know, we come on here to have fun, have a good time. i don't really care about Rick Ross. Yes, he did steal his persona, but I don't care. He's probably a a cool guy in real life. I don't give fuck.
00:28:44
Speaker
So these are all jokes just to let everybody know before you get your panties in a and bunch.
Drake's Music Style Analysis
00:28:49
Speaker
Drake is a punk. He's a punk and he makes music for soft ass dudes. He makes music for dudes that like to pee sitting down. He makes ah music for dudes that like to wipe their ass with dude wipes. So, my brother, because that's probably you after a long day of Frito-Lays, Iceman sucks.
00:29:12
Speaker
Drake sucks and couldn't make a damn bit of music good enough to Kendrick Lamar. So talk to me. I think you were wrong. I think you if you you, once you listen to this album, all in all,
00:29:26
Speaker
You might even say. i would never let even put an ear. Actually, you know what? I listened to about 30 seconds of the album and it was trash. And I so i stopped right when started singing because I don't need singing and rapping. If I want to sing and rap and I go to the great illustrator's Lord Hell.
00:29:45
Speaker
That's why he's better than Mike. That's why he's better than Prince. Don't you ever do that. but Don't you ever do that. a won't you ever Like he always says, pot can rap.
00:29:56
Speaker
Mike can sing, but I can do both. He's better than both of those two for that reason. Bro, bro, the fact that you would come in here and this is how I know you're so young.
00:30:08
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The fact that you would even come in here and dare say that drake who plays no musical instrument whatsoever could be better than prince who is one of the greatest instrumentalists and vocalists of all time thank you champ ross shout out to my brother champ ross getting our boxing predictions group if you ever try to say that drake is better than prince I will come through this screen and slap the shit out of you like Will Smith did to Chris Rock. Because that's the craziest shit I've never heard in my life. That's wild. That's malicious. That's deceiving. I don't even know. You're making my Twitter. That's the worst shit ever Michael Jackson?
00:30:56
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Michael ah ah ah on the corner of the 613. My name is Drake. That's supposed to be better than Michael Jackson?
00:31:07
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That's supposed be better than Thriller? Omar, all I know is your girls are listening. you're The girls you go talk to when you get to them bars? I'm about to go talk to them when i after I get off the bar. I got an event with a bunch of ladies I'm about to go see. And you know who won't be there? Any of those Drake fans because they don't like women.
00:31:26
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You know what's crazy? They will literally, those women are literally going to be putting on their makeup. have no idea. Right now we're talking shit to each other. They are putting their makeup on. Those dudes are putting their makeup on. Listening to the man, the greatest of all time, the greatest artist of all time, Mr. Drake himself. That's what they're listening to as they're putting their makeup on.
00:31:49
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Yes. Kiki, do you love me? Are you riding? Come on, bro. you've listened to these songs i need a one dance come on omar i know you're embos a closet i know you are so here're shoable first no i'm laughing because that had to be the most horrendous singing voice i've ever heard in my whole entire life and i'm pretty sure your wife uh god bless her soul covers her ears every time you try to sing in the shower
00:32:23
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Side note, side note. Season six, episode 22, I was one vote away from getting on American Idol to going to Hollywood. That is i not true at all.
00:32:33
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That is in not true at all. That is not true. All it wanted me. Simon didn't, and Randy sided with Simon and just said, I was a year too early, and I was too scared to go back up there.
00:32:49
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But season six, episode 22, the straightest face, does it look like i'm laughing? Said it with the straightest face, and Randy said, big dog, you have it in you. I just think you're not ready yet.
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How dare you, Omar? I'm giving you a piece of life of what happened. Yo, you know what the wackest part about that lie is that you just told? It's the fact that American Idol don't even go to 22 episodes a season, so shut up.
00:33:20
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It only goes to 14. You was on episode 38,000 because you ain't never make no fucking American Idol. I was that close for making Hollywood. Thank you, Paula. Shout out Paula.
00:33:31
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Man, someone give me a check on this. I need some American Idol fan out there. Please check this for me. Is this true? Because I just made the episode thing up. I don't know how many episodes they have. seen Is this true? Season 6, episode 22. I don't know what kind of streaming platform this is on, but I need someone to check this.
00:33:49
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I need a check on this. Actually, you know what? probably the third or fourth singer. And I have the tape. I'll try and find it. My mom has it up in her attic. I'll find it. And you said this was American Idol?
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Yes. Season 6, episode 22. You're not going to find it on YouTube, Omar. Gosh. I'm telling you, I have the tape. I'm going to send you the tape.
00:34:14
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I'm going to send you the tape, and you're going to see it. I'm going to record it live, and you're going to be like, wow. what you need to record it live so it never happened um was your name either jake thistle because you are as uh soft as thistle or it could have been jake blocker because all you are is a blocker is it one of those two the trash because those are the only jakes that my ai says showed up on american idol all i know is there's only one of us that could have went to hollywood and that's buddy you know you can't sing for
00:34:48
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Jake won the Idol at the local Chikarito. What do you say? Jake won the Idol at the local Takari. I thought he was ready for the big time. What hater. What hater. It won't make it to Hollywood. It won't be for singing. You're right. I can't sing for shit, but at least I admit it. Your punk ass just tried to come on here and lie that you were on American Idol. And until we see the video, then you ain't got no proof, sucker.
00:35:14
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And you, for lying about famous Hollywood stardom, have been totally eviscerated.
00:35:25
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Now, ring do you have any more hot takes for the day? um Well, I had the Lamar one and I had the SGA one. Yeah, I'm going to save this one because it's bubbling.
00:35:37
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Okay. Omar has one then. Omar has one. This is the sports professor's hot take of the day. And Champ Ross, I hope your punk ass is still watching too. I love you, brother. You're ready to be an age like crap. because I meant to say this earlier when we were doing the NFL segment. But I'm glad I'm saying it now because Champ is watching. So you and him, both Bronc,
00:36:03
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Ho fans, Bronco fans can incorporate this because you had a good segue earlier.
00:36:13
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You said something and I let you get away with it. I let you tell it and I didn't say nothing. I let you see the program and you said, don't choose the Raiders to make the playoffs.
00:36:25
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Don't choose the Raiders to make the playoffs. I will not um you choose the Raiders to make the playoffs, but... My hot take of the day is that the Raiders will be one of the only undefeated teams after the first quarter of the season when the Raiders go to open the season.
00:36:50
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joe work in this season one We are beating Miami week one in Vegas. We are beating the Chargers in Los Angeles.
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We are going to beat. ah Who else do we got? I forgot already now. Damn it. Hold on. Raiders schedule. Hold on. You're not even going to keep going because you're not going to beat the Chargers week two. You're good. what What?
00:37:13
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Hold on. We are going to beat the Saints in week three. Easy W. And because Patrick Mahomes won't be fully recovered from the ACL, we are going to beat the Chiefs in week four to start the season 4-0 for the Raiders. And...
00:37:32
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Because your boy, Mike Vrabel, out here sneaking on the come up on every reporter on earth, which is probably why he got fired from the Titans in his little scandal with Miss Russini. That's going to have the Patriots all kind of confused. And the Raiders might even start out 5-0 with a victory in New England.
00:37:55
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But either way, they are starting out 4-0 to start the
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season. You can bank it. The Raiders will be undefeated after the first quarter of the season.
00:38:09
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Yeah, you're drunk. You're drunk. This guy's an idiot. This guy's an idiot.
00:38:16
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Raider prediction. You know what's crazy, champ? Raider predictions in May always is my favorite with Omar because he just gets so hyped up. Then training camp comes. He hears that Kirk Cousins slipped a diss.
00:38:30
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Fernando Mendoza can't go past 15 yards. And we'll see the same depressed Omar right before the season starts. Let's go right you probably be. You guys probably right ah I don't know. I don't know.
00:38:44
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ah It's a winning season to me if we go five into 13. Somebody predicted 10 losses in a row. I don't like that. Shut that shit up, all right? Look, if here's my other hot take.
00:38:56
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If Kirk Cousins plays the whole season, the Raiders will barely miss out on the wild card at 8 and 9. Oh, stop it. You're yeah this guy. You don't think we can win games with Kirk Cousins?
00:39:10
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Kirk Cousins knows he can't win games with Kirk Cousins. No.
00:39:15
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Like, come on, man. Shut the hell up, accepted the backup role. Get out of here. Y'all just started. Y'all just started. Get out of here.
00:39:26
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Tell Bo to go get a new ankle and hope for the best. Hey, don't worry. Bo's got something coming. I saw what them Chargers did on their scheduled release. They want to make fun of us. Oh, yeah. They blew up his ankle in Minecraft. That shit was hilarious. I died. i yeah We're going to see what happens. We're going to see.
00:39:43
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but but Bo puts it in the back his head. All right. I'll remember that. Don't you worry. Well, you know you know who else takes one to the back of the head? Pause.
00:39:55
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Jake, every week when he comes on this show. Because I am. Where's my gunshot sound? I wish I had a gunshot sound so I could show. here we go.
00:40:05
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Where? I can't even hear it. It's not loud enough. Good thing. Wah, wah, wah. There you go ah Take your head off, baby. Let's go.
00:40:17
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I'm like Kevin. I'm like Kevin Hart at a roast. Just get your ass, huh? And, yeah by the way, until next time, we hope to see Jake again. Hopefully Ice doesn't come and arrest him and send him to El Salvador or some other crazy shit like that. I'm fine because the Ice Man's here. He's protecting me.
00:40:36
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the Iceman is here. By the way, if you're getting shut on and shouted out by MAGA, yeah, you're probably not real rap or hip-hop, you fake-ass white boy. Get your ass out here, Aubrey. Stay your ass in Canada, because we don't like your fake white boy shit. i Go back to Degrassi when you were pretending to be handicapped, you bum.
00:40:56
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All right, we're getting out of here again. All jokes. Look, all jokes aside, even though we respect the real Rick Ross on here, the true free ra re Rick, Rick Ross, and I can still come on here and say fuck Aubrey and fuck the fake Rick Ross. It's all jokes.
00:41:12
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So don't come back because you can't sue us. You can't say nothing about defamation because this is all a comedic program. This is a program with two comedians making jokes.
00:41:26
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So kiss our ass. And until next week, because you get us probably Tuesday next week. We're pulling drink. We're going back to back. Kiss our ass and be totally eviscerated.
00:41:40
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B-A-L-L-A-N-D-B-U-D-S. Hit that like button. Hit that notification bell. I'm going to go meet some ladies at a little bar. wait Let me know when you kiss Frank.
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Let me know.
00:41:56
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It's that world heavyweight float. Championship belt wrapped around my waist, yo. I got that Ric Flair fake and faux.
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