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🔥BALL & BUDS NEW SHOW ALERT - TOTAL EVISCERATION 💯
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Introduction to 'Total Evisceration'
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You can't pretend, now get ready for the show.
00:00:18
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Yo, yo, yo, what up? What up? What up, friends? Welcome to Ballin' Bud's newest show, Total Evisceration, the most disrespectful, unfiltered podcast. fun, loud, raucous debate show ever
Show Format and Topics
00:00:40
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created. It will be yours truly, Omar, the sports professor Fonseca.
00:00:47
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And I will be going up against my nemesis. Hot take mother truckin' Jake. Come on, man. What's good, hot take? How you doin', baby? Man, I wanted to throw up at that intro because you just gave a bunch of trash can teams in the video. What what was the reason for that? I saw the Raiders. I saw the Mets.
00:01:06
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First of all, that video is for the Ballin' Buds channel, so clearly I need to create one for this show at some point. Once I get some highlights here, I'll be able to... Don't be making fun of my damn video, first of all, okay? Nobody cares about my video. Things you need be paying attention to is that smoke That's about to come out your ass right now. Pause. Now, first of all, everybody watching, make sure you subscribe to Ball and Buds, B-A-L-L-A-N-D-B-U-D-S, on YouTube. Follow on Instagram and hit that like button for us, whether you're watching now or on the replay. That way, this amazing show can get out to everybody else. Now, we will not be on every week as we have ah jobs and lives and things of that nature. So we have decided to go at a biweekly cadence.
00:01:53
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So we'll be coming to you mostly on Tuesdays, the second and fourth Tuesday of every month, but it could be a
Debate: Is Sam Darnold a Top Quarterback?
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Wednesday. Never know. So that's why you want to subscribe to Ball & Buzz and hit that notification bell to know when we come in because it will be Hot Take Jake versus the Sports Professor. We will talk sports. We will talk entertainment. We will talk culture.
00:02:13
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No scripts. Just straight debate and disrespect. So if you like pure energy and chaos, then this is the show for you.
00:02:26
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What's good, Jake? Man, I'm ready to bust your ass, buddy. I am ready to bust your ass. Also tell them it's a fast paced type of show. I love it. is hey It's easy to listen.
00:02:37
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Can't wait for it. Let's get it going. Yes, indeed. That's exactly right. So, hey, without a further ado, let's kick this bad boy off. ah
00:02:51
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How beautiful was that to look at? How beautiful was that right there? Sam Darnold. Look, I've been debating this a little while back and I've had to shut up several people. So I had to bring it to the sports professor and make him understand why Hot Tech Jake is the smartest man in the room.
00:03:08
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Sam Darnold just won a Super Bowl, and I'm hearing the disrespect that after winning a bowl, he doesn't deserve a top 10 quarterback. let me tell you that Let me tell you the the the players, the quarterbacks in his draft class.
00:03:23
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Baker Mayfield. Lamar Jackson, Josh Allen in the 2018 draft. Would you not say that those are underwhelming ah achievements that they have done? They haven't won anything, right?
00:03:35
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They have a combined zero Super Bowls. okay Sam Donald somehow has done the unthinkable and beat them to it. And he actually did it with class. He beat the Rams. He went on the road ah and and went to the Super Bowl and beat the Patriots the same way. I'm so proud of this, man. Let me tell you something also.
00:03:53
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If Sam Donald is not a top five QB by the by the beginning of this year, you should understand why you're an idiot. ah Well, think about this. We cannot. I think it's time to start counting out guys that don't know ah certain aspects. Look, Burrow is an injury prone, and I love Burrow.
00:04:10
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You know that. He's injury prone. Okay? Josh Allen can't get past his own self through five pick, four pick, four, five turnovers, four picks, one fumble in the Denver Broncos game in the divisional round.
00:04:24
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Baker Mayfield. Are you saying that that they are better, that they are better than Sam, that Sam Darnold is better than these quarterbacks? Is As of right now, I would pick Sam Darnold before those two right now. Yes, I would. Let me tell you why. You out your mother effing mind. That is re ridiculous, yo. Look, Sam Darnold finally didn't go pumpkin mode for once in his life. Congratulations. Wow. Let's give him a little golf clap.
00:04:50
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Who cares? They don't make you a top 10 QB just because you win a Super Bowl. Joe Flacco won a Super Bowl. Ain't never been a top 10 QB in his life. Trent Dilfer won a Super Bowl. Ain't never been a top 10 quarterback in his life. No shade.
00:05:04
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Met him in person. Very nice guy. Salute. It don't matter. Sam Darnold eventually will find Cinderella, and that will be the only thing. Super Bowl, he wins because he's not a top 10 QB. He's not a top 5 QB. He's a top...
00:05:22
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20, maybe top 15. Top 15. What? Omar, are you drunk right now? What the hell? I'm
Comparisons Among Quarterbacks
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not. Omar, he went straight at the Rams. Nobody could beat the Rams.
00:05:34
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Omar, they played the Niners. The Niners who have played great all year made them look like idiots. 41 to 6, a ass kicking of a lifetime. They had to do the unthinkable. Omar, come on.
00:05:46
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It's time to give us credit where it's due. No, no, no. Let's go through the list then because I want to actually go through this list with you and see where do you really put Sam Darnold. So let's go. Let's start with your boy who you talked about, who he just beat.
00:06:01
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Is he better QB than Matthew Stafford? I would pick him over Matthew Stafford right now. No, you wouldn't. Shut up. That is a lie. You would not pick Matthew Stafford. Matthew Stafford had a better season last year. That's why he was voted the MVP, because he was the better quarterback last year. Just because Sam Darnold had a better defense and won the Super Bowl does not make him the better quarterback than Matthew Stafford. And you, as a Matthew Stafford D-rider, should know all about that.
00:06:30
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Now, oh i moving on. i'm not No, I'm not taking that. Moving on, let's go to let go to number two. You mentioned this guy, and you like to ride his D every time as well. How about Joey B?
00:06:42
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is joey burro Is Sam Darnold a better quarterback than Joe Burrow? The reason I would pick Sam Darnold over Burr right now. That's damn lie. Because of the healthiness. No, no. No, we're moving on. You know your line. The healthiness. You have to think of that. Omar, the healthiness.
00:06:57
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He's been hurt several times. Omar, come on. Well, Joe Burr's going to be healthy next year. and All right. Let's move it on to number three. I'm just going by pro football focus grade they got this year. So I'm not picking any any order. Let's go to the guy he beat in the Super Bowl.
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Is Sam Darnold a better quarterback than Drake May? Absolutely. I think Drake May underwhelming. That well mean ridiculous. Drake May is underwhelming. I'm telling you right now, Omar, he is going to have a bad year next year. I'm warning you now. Do not get on that hype. Don't jump on that train, Omar. Wild.
00:07:27
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He is not going to do well next year. I'm telling you this He had a he had a cupscake cupcake schedule. Don't do that, Omar. He did. He did have drake may did have a cupcake schedule. That is true. Yes, Drake May did have a cupcake schedule, no doubt. But He played way above his head, and he had a defense that was just as good as Sam Darnold, but they both made it work. He is a better quarterback than Sam Darnold. In his rookie year, he was a better quarterback than Sam Darnold has ever been in his entire career. easiest road to the Super Bowl I've ever seen in my life. Get out of here with that crap. Get out of here with that crap. All right, let's go to the next one on the list. Is Sam Darnold a better quarterback than Mr. Irrelevant Brock Purdy?
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oh Yeah, absolutely. Come on, bro. You know that? What? Omar, Omar, Brock Curry has underachieved so much. And not only that, he's getting He hasn't been healthy. You said that already. You just said that.
00:08:23
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Brock Purdy ain't doing shit now that he's got – he's the most highest paid player on his team now. I'm not doing that. I have a pro football-focused grade than Sam Darnold this I don't know how. Hey, I'll be honest with you. I saw Matt Jones. I thought that Matt Jones played a lot better.
00:08:36
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I'll be honest with you. This season, I want to put Matt Jones in more than his ass. Maybe he's on this list. You'll never know until we'll get to him. Moving on to the next one. The guy who's D you ride the most.
00:08:49
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Oh, J Love Live. J Love Live. Is Sam Darnold a better quarterback than Jordan Love? that This one pains me, but right now you would have to say so.
00:09:00
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That is not true at all. What are you talking about? Omar, he beat teams that that Sam Darnold was beating all the time. Remember, Jordan Love could not close the game out against Chicago.
00:09:14
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You have to be real. We got to be real on this. I'm going to name quarterbacks that, real quick, I'll just name the quarterbacks I believe that are better than him right now. Pat Mahomes. I'm barely slightly giving Josh Allen over him.
00:09:27
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Bo Nix. Barely. Barely what? Patrick Mahomes, Josh Allen, Bo Nix, and maybe. Barely nothing. And maybe i'll go I'll go Lamar. Lamar, I would take a little bit over him because of his speed, of his his ah his dual threatness.
00:09:46
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But other than that, I can't name a better quarterback. I think everybody else is spot on even, if not more. And he's better than them. That's why I'm saying he should be a top six. I'm fighting for top five.
00:09:58
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No doubt my mind, everybody
NBA All-Star Game Discussion
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better have him in the damn top 10 by the beginning of this year with what he just did. by the They can really create a dynasty.
00:10:10
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art All right. Since you're not old enough to know what dynasties even mean, let me break it down for you, son. First of all, in order to have a dynasty, you have to have a complete team.
00:10:24
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And a complete team, especially in football, requires a defense, which is why in the NFL they say defense wins championships, not Sam Darnold's pumpkin-headed ass wins championships. No, defense wins championships. And if you put Sam Darnold's pumpkin-headed ass with any other defense, they not win in a damn playoff game.
00:10:49
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Instead of a damn Super Bowl. So now let me go ahead and give you mine then. Since you want to be playing hard to get or a nonchalant or, oh, I think that Sam Darnold is a top five QB. When you know damn well in your right mind on his best day ain't a top five QB.
00:11:08
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Matthew Stafford, not better than. Joey Burrow, not better than Joey Burrow when he's hurt. Oh, wheelchair Joey Burrow out there. And he'll be better than Sam Darnold's punk ass. All right, how about this? Drake May, better than Sam Darnold as a rookie. Get out of here. Mr. Irrelevant Brock Purdy, if he had a healthy team, he'd be way better and would have won the division over Sam Darnold.
00:11:30
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Jordan Love, you love him so much. I do too. More than Sam Darnold. Josh Allen, if you ever think about putting him above Josh Allen, you must go check yourself. You talk about underachiever right there?
00:11:42
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Dak Prescott put Dak Prescott above Sam Darnold. That's ridiculous. Dak Prescott is a much better quarterback. I didn't say win. I didn't say you had to win a Super Bowl. It's not what I said.
00:11:54
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ah Here's where we start to get a little dicey, right? Because in your pro football focus, the next five and I'm not going to tell you what order they come in. But the next five quarterbacks are Jared Goff, Jalen Hurts, Sam Darnold, Justin Herbert, Trevor Lawrence, not in that order. So I'm going to tell you to round out my top 10. You're giving me Jalen Hurts.
00:12:18
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You're giving me ah Patrick Mahomes, who's not even in there because apparently his grade wasn't high enough because he was injured all year. Don't forget about P Mahomes. We both know about him. And I'm going with Justin Herbert. That choke artist of a fucking player. You could throw Trevor Lawrence in there as well at number 10.
00:12:38
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Both above Sam Darnold. And you know what? Give me Jerry Goff. Give me Caleb Williams. Give me your boy Bo Nix. Give me Jaden Daniels. You're crazy.
00:12:49
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And give me Kirk Cousins over Sam Darnold. I'm going Sam Darnold at top 18, maybe.
00:13:00
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Maybe top 18, if he's lucky. I just gave you at least 13 to 15 quarterbacks better than Sean. I know we got to move on, but before we go, I now know what hurts you. You're UCLA fan, ain't you?
00:13:13
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You know what? You're a UCLA fan. you You're piece of trash. You got some hate on this guy because he went to them progeny and was showing that horse all over y'all. Putting that horse in you.
00:13:24
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I get it now. i get it now. oh It makes sense. Oh my God, that's hilarious. You're UCLA idiot fan. Oh man. You know what? First of all, scootch scoot yourself a little bit to the left so you're in the middle of the screen there for Instagram because you're a little out of focus on Instagram.
00:13:41
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There you go. Stay right there. Don't move. All right. You can move, but just don't move too much. um Yes, okay? You found out. There is a little hidden hate in the heart because f those USC Trojan condoms and Sam Darnold and where he came from. He sucks anyways. UCLA
NBA All-Star Game: Improvements and Predictions
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Bruins. Eight clap.
00:14:01
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Fight, fight, fight, fight. We move on. You've been totally available. If you don't get it, you're a happy ass. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:14:13
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He said trash. He waited to use it.
00:14:18
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You're a piece of trash. Moving on. Next topic of the day. Let's talk.
00:14:25
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Oh, no. He's gone. Last weekend, and there had been a lot. NBA All-Star Game was last weekend. There have been a lot of discussions of the NBA All-Star Game and the quality of said game. The past few years, pretty much the past 10 years, 15 years, they've said that the NBA All-Star Game sucked.
00:14:46
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Okay, because people weren't trying hard enough. The game sucked. The weekend sucked because the slam dunk contest started sucking as well. But apparently you think that this game is still good.
00:14:58
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Talk to us. Let me tell you something. i And I told you this before, and I'll say it one more time. Let me talk to him. Yeah. The best, the best of the best has to show you.
00:15:11
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They have to show they care. And one thing that the alien is doing, and he's starting it now more than ever, he has a Kobe mind to him. R.I.P. Kobe. He has a Kobe mind to him.
00:15:23
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I'm telling you right now. This is for the future and the nevers. Guys, there's not many much championship games you want to watch, them all-star games. You don't want to see that sorry-ass flag football game in the NFL.
00:15:37
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Hell, don't even want to watch that baseball all-star game. But I'll tell you one thing. When these NBA players come in, they be going at each other, and they I love how Wimby set the tone. You know who else I want to name also?
00:15:49
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The Ant-Man. The Ant-Man wasn't letting it happen. He was going to fight back and say, no, no, no. If we're going play, we're going to F and play. And that's what they damn did. Let me tell you something, Omar.
Top Super Bowl Halftime Shows
00:16:00
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I think we're looking at the future of the NBA and it's bright. I love LeBron James. But if there's only one slight blemish on his career is he never boosted up the slam dunk contest and he never really boosted up this all-star game as it should have. I think he let this go on in his era, him and Curry's era.
00:16:19
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and let it become an arcadic, hey, let's shoot threes all day. I love that Wimby has introduced a defensive type, and Ant-Man ain't letting it happen with that one also. Because let me tell you something, those two boys are going to lead this this new era.
00:16:35
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It's a new era in the NBA. And I think we have to understand it. We're watching the probably two of the top 10 greatest of all time here soon. I think both of them can be top 10 NBA players of all time.
00:16:47
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Now, what do they need to do to make sure it expands? I think they're already doing it. There's one thing I've proposed and I'll keep proposing it. You better keep doing this stuff where you're making, especially now that the yama the out of the USA players are doing, what's it got They're doing great.
00:17:06
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I think you should keep it this way. It's kind of a mix in the world versus the USA. The USA has always been told that they got the best basketball players. Well, let me tell you something. Wimby, Joker, all them boys, they ain't just going to sit there and say, y'all got it.
00:17:20
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They're going to fight back and they damn well did it. Omar, let me tell you something, bro. This could very well be better than the 90s All-Star Games that we used to watch. I'm telling you right now, get ready.
00:17:32
Speaker
You're going to love this. The coming up years, it's going to be a fight. And I want them to do one more thing. The one thing that the 90s did, and I love that they had it. bring back where everybody had their jersey had their jersey team i love that the color jersey team i love that i want that again please bring that back nba that's all i'm begging for you go ahead omar i don't know why you freaking are shaking your head now like an idiot the monster frankenstein the fuck out of here why don't you get the fuck out of here
00:18:07
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Why don't you get the hell up out here with that bullshit that you're spewing out your mouth, okay? So first of all, we ain't supposed to agree on this show. That's what that's the that's the whole point and premise
Debate: Best Super Bowl Halftime Shows
00:18:20
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of this show is for us to yell at each other and go back and forth. But I will agree with you on one thing. And that one thing is that your boy, LaBum,
00:18:30
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is a bum just like yo bum ass. And just like he ruined this All-Star game by never getting in the dunk contest, never being in the All-Star game, and letting it collapse and get and denigrate from when they had the 93 All-Star game, which was my favorite ever, where you had Michael Jordan and Magic Johnson and Larry Bird. I think it was like 152, 148, if I remember correctly. It was amazing. So...
00:18:57
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so It's never going to get back to that. And that's the problem. Do I think that maybe when Bayama and Ant-Man, congrats to him on getting the MVP, spiced it up a little bit?
00:19:08
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Sure. There was a little more competition. Whoop-de-freaking-do. There was also a little more competition the rest of the weekend. You know what that didn't do? Put butts in the seats because the stands was emptier than a mother.
00:19:23
Speaker
And I'll tell you this too. They might've got better ratings on TV. That don't mean it's going to hold up. If this play doesn't hold up, they should keep the same format that I have to agree with you on. And I do actually agree as well. Three agreements I've done struck out.
00:19:39
Speaker
You've eviscerated me on this one, but they should bring back the jerseys when they used to wear the jerseys for the individual teams. that You're damn right. That best time ever.
00:19:52
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But no, the All-Star Game is not back. But yes, you did eviscerate me on that. You're right.
00:20:02
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All right, that's one to one. I got him in that first one. He got me in the second one. What do y'all think? is Is Tim Darnold a top 10 QB? Is the NBA All-Star Game back?
00:20:14
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Y'all let us know in the comments. We got one more topic for y'all to go today, and that is – oh, by the way, no, this is where I wanted to show that video for you, by the way. So video if you – first, because because remember how I said – that the all-star, the dunk contest specifically is just completely done-zo, right?
00:20:36
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um The dunk contest, the reason I believe it's so done is because there are no more dunks that can can humanly be done. Unless someone's able to actually like do an and NBA jam where they flip in the air and dunk it, which I
Cooper Flagg's Future in Basketball
00:20:50
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don't think is humanly possible still, then the dunk contest has met its limits of where we can go.
00:20:56
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I watched the dunk man competition, with those ah those ballers that are not NBA, but just like, you know, playground ballers, but really good dunkers like Jordan Klingon. And he has probably the best dunk that you could do right now that I think is humanly possible, unless someone else has something that I haven't seen. And it's where he goes, he jumps underneath the basket and then turns around without looking like a scorpion and dunks it one-handed backwards. Yeah. That's probably the limit of human limitations right now, again, unless you can do some flips. So I say get rid of the slam dunk competition. The people that I've talked to, everybody agrees and has said the same idea that I've had, which is get the one-on-one competition.
00:21:41
Speaker
Unrivaled had a one-versus-one tournament a couple weeks ago, the Women's League, leave and it was amazing. One-on-one, get LeBron and KD, and let's see those two old asses go one-on-one so we can see who is truly the best out of those two. Let Ant-Man and Devin Booker go one-on-one. Let Chet and Wemby go one-on-one and get rid of the damn dunk contest because if they're not going to be able to bring it back,
00:22:11
Speaker
to a dunk contest where you had something just so immaculate as the ABA's first dunk contest that we see here, where you had dr J going whole length of the course. Each competitor had to follow was they must attempt five dunks in a row in under two acquired dunks were freestyle positions. Oh my gosh. this The first NBA ABA there were five slam dunker thompson of the denver nuggets and finally you had dr julius irving look at that that's kind of like the scorpion dunk that jordan cling that's average dunks right there hey that's fine but you know what it's never going to be back to anything better than what we just saw a few years ago probably the last
00:22:59
Speaker
best one we had was uh the zach levine aaron gordon one like 10 years ago that's probably the last time we're ever going to get a really good one again get rid of the dunk contest go to one versus one what do you think about that i won't hate and look we're not supposed to agree but i i do like the 1v1 i will say this if you're gonna add the dunk contest more if you're gonna keep it throw some throw some trampolines in there Get these random guys that they that don't get a voice or an image inside, you know, watching, getting all social media. Let them get a voice in there, man. I think that'd be awesome to show them.
00:23:39
Speaker
That'd be a great time to watch. I agree with you completely on that, about the dunk contest. as for Now, keep the three-point contest because we got the best three-point game in the games right now still. Don't do that.
00:23:50
Speaker
Salute to Dame Lillard for winning that. That was an awesome three-point contest. We move it on to our last topic of
00:23:59
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Super Bowl halftime shows all-time five. If you saw my Professor Seminole Mente, shameless plug every ah week. I don't have a certain day. I go whenever I'm free, but you can catch me at least once a week. Make sure you subscribe AppAllAndBuds. Hit that notification bell at B-A-L-L-A-N-D-B-U-D-S-S. Hit that like button whether you're watching now or on the replay really helps us out.
00:24:23
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But Jake and I sort of breached this topic last week. and NBA Super Bowl all time halftime shows because I gave my top five list and he had a couple of disagreements with me. So I'm going to again give my top five. He will give you his top five and then we will argue about our top five. So first of all.
00:24:41
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to give you my top five. Actually, let's go let's go give them both, and we'll start at five, and we'll go to one, all right? Okay. i All right. my number five show of all time is going to be Kendrick Lamar. Who was your number five?
00:25:00
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Number five for me, I'm going to go Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson. Okay. Nipplegate. Nipplegate. Shut man. Don't hate on it. We had some issues there.
00:25:11
Speaker
Obviously, the FBC did not like that version. ah You know, Janet Jackson was pretty much lost her career based off of that. And Justin Timberlake was the one that really gained everything off of it. It's a shame what happened to Janet. But one of the more controversial, I'll give it to you. That was a good one. Number four for me is going to be the Eminem, Dr. Dre, 50 Cent, Mary J. Blige. We had a couple of years ago. Who is your number four?
00:25:39
Speaker
My number four would be Prince. Okay, Prince, you see him there in the right corner. So, Prince, pretty awesome. Purple Rain, obviously, we'll talk about that here in a little bit because he's up he's up a little higher on my list. Number three for me this year, Mi Gente, Mi El Mano, Bad Bunny, bringing that Puerto Rican culture. I had to have him in my top five. He's not in my top two, but he is at number three. Who's your number three?
00:26:08
Speaker
I'm going Queen of Pop, Madonna, 2012. Oh, oh. Yup. I told y'all, like, I was studying, bu I was studying. I forgot. Doug in the crates, you D I T C that one. And I really appreciate that because as a Madonna was actually my first crush as a, uh, as a child.
00:26:27
Speaker
Um, this was back when I was like, you know, four five years old. I can remember, uh, loving Madonna. And I'd like, had her like cassette tape and shit like that. So shout out to Madonna. I'll give you that one. That was a good one. Um,
00:26:40
Speaker
My number two of all time, Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson at number two. What a spectacle. And I know you'll talk about the beginning of it, but Billie Jean, black and white, we are the world. Just the the picture of all of these children. Now, I know looking back on it, there are some...
00:27:06
Speaker
some Some charges that came along that may or may not, depending on what you believe, on what Michael Jackson may have allegedly or not allegedly have done. Maybe this is a bad look in retrospect, but at the time, We Are the World, you had all the kids gathered around holding hands. It was an awesome scene. Michael Jackson, I wish I could have seen Thriller. That's the only thing more you could have done there. My number two. Who is your number two?
00:27:31
Speaker
I'm going Katy Perry. What the fuck? Oh, buddy, don't do it. Don't do it. Nobody jumped off of a roof the way she did. Don't do that. Rewatch that video.
00:27:44
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Sir, first of all. I need your man card. Where's your man card? No, no. except but I'll accept Madonna because she's an OG. I'll accept Madonna because she's an OG. I ain't accepting Katy Perry from your 35-year-old punk ass. Get out of here with that. All right? Stop being a little girl. Take your pink off. If you could have liked somebody, at least like Taylor Swift.
00:28:08
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Boom! You've been a Vise. moving on the only good the only thing the only good part of kary katie perry's performance was left shark shout out to left shark all right moving The hater.
00:28:22
Speaker
ah Number you better rewatch that. She did the moves. Shut your mouth while I'm talking. Stop talking over me. Number one, why are you, what are you talking about her? Moves. First of all, stop, again, stop being a little girl. If you want to talk about moves, why don't you mention Shakira and J-Lo? cause They were number seven. They were right. They missed the cut. They were number seven.
00:28:44
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They were number seven. Dr. Dre was number six. Number seven. and That's how I said i Michael Jackson's like him out of top 11. You know what? God bless your wife because Miss Montoya must have taken your memory away because you must have forgot that Shakira's hips don't lie, baby. Big hips don't lie, okay? And neither do J-Lo and that ass. right, moving on. Number one, number one halftime show of all time. My number one, Jake mentioned earlier it earlier, was his number four,
00:29:13
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Prince, Purple Rain. I mean, look, it was in the rain. You see the picture to the right there. Prince playing Purple Rain in the rain could not be more poetic, serendipitous, if I must. Purple Rain, Prince, the number one Super Bowl halftime of all time.
00:29:32
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What is your number one Super Bowl halftime of all time? Before I say my number one, the thing the reason I have an issue with your number hit being number one is Prince was a little past his prime by then. If it would have happened in 1997 rather than 2007, he'd have had a better chance.
00:29:48
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But Prince kind of was kind of voice was a little raspy as he was singing, stuff like that. So there's a reason why I had to move him down. that's how i know That's how I know you're part of Generation Alpha. or or Generation Beta. Hey, I'm a millennial bum. Don't do that.
00:30:04
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I'm a damn millennial. Now, number one, hands down, Kendrick Lamar, the Drake beef. He ends it on the Super Bowl. Remember, Drake and J. Cole started the beef by saying, big as the Super Bowl. And it was Kendrick Lamar that can went in there in the Super Bowl and said, say, Drake, I hate you like I'm young.
00:30:26
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Kendrick Lamar, number one. now just gone And you just proved my point. And you said, yeah, Drake likes him young. And yeah, Jake is young. And that's how you know. Because he's picking all these young artists that maybe, know, he wants to try look through. I had Prince number four. And Madonna. Where's Eminem and Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg? They were number six. They were number six.
00:30:49
Speaker
i had They had to miss it because Katy Perry and ju Justin and Janet. Did you just hear what you said? Did you just hear what you said? They just missed it. took Dre, Snoop, M, and Mary J. Blige's old ass who's still fine as hell over by Katy Perry?
00:31:10
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Don't do that. katie perry You better go. No, Omar, you better go rewatch Katie Perry's, bro. She was jumping off roofs. I thought she was about to flip off. You would have thought died the way she was dancing and singing. Before I bring up this total evisceration slide, because you have obviously been totally eviscerated. I have one more thing to totally eviscerate your ass on. And it's.
00:31:33
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Why the hell is Michael Jackson, MJ, the king of pop, not in your top five? That is ludicrous. That is blasphemous.
00:31:44
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That is every word that Stephen A. Smith may use. That is ah audacious. That is mandacious. That is malevolent. That is denigrating. And that is a besmirchment.
00:31:58
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of the wonderful name. And again, depending on how you feel about his fur his future cases and allegations of improprieties with and about that children. you know right i don't I don't believe that he did anything, but that's again, whatever you may believe.
00:32:16
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MJ still needs to be in your top five, you bum. No, here's why. i didn't like to pause. I could tell. Like I said, you watched behind the scenes. They were getting very frustrated with him. He paused it so many times before he even started. It should have started a minute and a half earlier.
00:32:32
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Michael Jackson, the thing with MJ. That's the problem. You don't know nothing about TV. You don't know how to build tension. That's why you're not the host of the show. That's why you're just a bum sitting on the right-hand side trying to try to follow my lead because I know how to run a TV show. Omar, you just said that you couldn't even hear Thriller.
00:32:51
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Why didn't you have Thriller on? Why didn't he pick Thriller? His best damn song he ever made. He had a bad picking of his songs. Come on, man. Rewatch that shit.
00:33:01
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bunch of his me li He had a bunch of his B-list songs. It a bunch of his B-list songs. Come on. It's not a B-list song? What are you talking about, bro? No, I said he had a bunch of B-list songs playing that. He played Billie Jean, and he played Black and White. I i don't need to hear anything from you. You played two of the songs.
00:33:20
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You've been eviscerated. You've been eviscerated on that.
00:33:26
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Someone has been totally eviscerated. You make the decision who got eviscerated on this episode. We had our first topic on Sam Darnold. Let us know in the comments. We had our second topic on the NBA All-Star Game. Hit us in the comments and let us know is it back or not. We had our third topic on the NFL Super Bowl Halftime Show. What's yeah your top five list?
00:33:52
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Drop your top five list in the comments and... Tell them how dumb he is. and Before we get out of here on this inaugural premiere episode of Total Evisceration, we are going to end every episode with Hot Take Jake's hottest take of the day.
00:34:12
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So, Hot Take, what is your hottest take? Here's the thing, guys. I've been watching Cooper Flagg, and guys, I think we got one. I think we got one. I think Cooper Flagg, by the end of it all,
00:34:25
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will be a better overall player. And it's crazy, but I'm going to put it here. In my top five, I have LeBron James, Michael Jordan, Tim Duncan, Kobe Bryant, and Magic Johnson.
00:34:39
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I think he will pass Magic Johnson and Kobe Bryant and be a top four, top three, top four, top three player of all time. Guys, what we're watching right now, his stats are amazing.
00:34:52
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He's already showing that he, I think in the end, Omar, Dallas won the trade. Let me tell you what. Let me tell you why. They got Cooper Flagg, the next generation superstar. Now, I will say he has to go through Wimby.
00:35:06
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But I think in the end, and about, remember, two years ago, I warned you. I said, NBA, be careful. You have two years because Wimby's coming. And he sure did come. Now, I'm warning the NBA one more time. You have two years because he's coming with a vengeance. and And I heard Mark Cuban might help and buy back.
00:35:26
Speaker
Dallas Mavericks, and I hope that is. That poor management is horrible. But with that being said, I think they will build him up. And I think in the end, he can be a top four all-time player.
00:35:37
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What we're watching, guys, we're about to watch history for the next coming years. I think we're about to watch it. Get ready. Omar, I'm telling you, bro, be serious and watch him. He's that great.
00:35:48
Speaker
He is that great. I think Dallas won the trade. If they don't get this guy, they lose this trade hands down. Anthony Davis is gone. Kyrie Irving can't even get healthy. It's over.
00:35:58
Speaker
But because they got this man, this man on a mission, Cooper Flagg, and between me and you, I think there's a good, you you need to get on that conspiracy, why how they got that that damn pick.
00:36:09
Speaker
But ah I'm going to tell you right now, it's Cooper Flagg or go home. I'm here. don't why your mouth is open that bad. You better stop it, Omar.
00:36:24
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You better stop it. Don't do that. You look like Michael Jackson right now. You look like Michael Jackson right now before he starts singing. And I got the producer saying this.
00:36:38
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got Come on, Omar. What do you got? Some monster Frankenstein. I even told you before the show. I said, bro, you're going to end up thinking, you know what? Jake's got a point.
00:36:49
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You said that before the show. You said, Jake, the one thing about your picks, your hot takes, they always have a good truth in them. They always got a little bit truth in them. Here's the truth.
00:37:00
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Here's the truth. You don't know a damn thing about basketball. Obviously, the only basketball or ball you be dribbling is the little tiny ones you be holding in your hand at night because you don't know a damn thing about basketball. If you think Cooper Flagg is going to be a better player than the great...
00:37:21
Speaker
amazing Magic Johnson and oh that's the less great, but may he also rest in peace, Kobe Bryant. First of all, as a Laker fan, you should be... oh that's right. You're like you're a LeBum fan, not a Laker fan. Either way... a hater don hey Either way, you should feel so disgraced in this opinion that you have because that is the worst thing I have ever heard in my whole entire life. If you think that this kid, just because he's showing a little bit of promise now, and yes, the whole conspiracy on how he got there, but if you really think that he's going to be better than Magic Johnson, Cooper Flagg, better than Magic Johnson by the end of it,
00:38:06
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20 point, let me just say this real quick. And with it, he averages 34 minutes game. They're not even, they haven't even unlocked him yet. He averages 26 rebounds and four assists a game. As a rook. Are you kidding me right now?
00:38:20
Speaker
Come on, Omar. We're watching history in the making, bro. I warned y'all what Wimby was gonna become. And boy, i I got people calling me up. Yo, Jake, how how the hell did you figure that out? I tried to warn y'all. I gave the NBA two years.
00:38:34
Speaker
Now or never. I'm telling you. You might as well. I know you're Celtics fan. You might as well just sit down and relax. this is a This is going to be for sure a Western conference for the next 10-year fight between OKC, the Mavericks, and the Spurs.
00:38:49
Speaker
that's I don't see anybody in the East anytime soon winning that chip. I'm telling you right now. I hate to say it. I'm calling a spade a spade. I'm calling a spade a spade, Omar. Get ready. Salute to Tina. We appreciate you. and We appreciate everybody that tuned in at Ball and Buzz. Make sure you subscribe. B-A-L-L-A-N-D-B-U-D-S. And make sure you hit that like button whether you're watching now or on the replay. We really appreciate it. Hit that like button. That was Hot Take Jake's hottest take of the day. And in my opinion, and you may hear this 30 more times as we go along in this show, but that was the worst take ever.
00:39:30
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are You better shut up, man. great I've been totally eviscerated.
00:39:41
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Until next time, because I can only handle this fool every so often. I can't handle him more than once every couple weeks. So we'll see you in a couple weeks for the next episode of Total Evisceration. I've got Country Box next Tuesday. Shout out Jimmy Adams Country Box, Rick Ross. By the way, if you did not see my interview with Freeway Rick Ross, yeah, that way, Freeway.
00:40:06
Speaker
I got the interview. brother. Thank you, my friend. I appreciate it. Make sure you go check it out. That was a big, big interview for me. I'm really proud of it. Country Box next week. Pause the mariachi in Nashville. We will be back March 10th, Tuesday, March 10th, 8 p.m. Eastern. Right when Free Agencies hits.
00:40:24
Speaker
We're going to have a lot to talk about. NFL season starts right back up. Scouting scouting happens. the scouting ah The scouting thing happens. And then the combine. And now that. I'm telling you.
00:40:36
Speaker
Free agency. We better see what's about to happen. Can't wait. And then NBA gets a lot closer to that playoff time. And guess what comes next? What are you wearing? What do you got on your hat?
00:40:47
Speaker
What do you got on your hat? Because I know what i got on mine. I know what time it is coming soon, baby. First of all, you stupid bastard, before you try to call me out, make sure you don't know that I got the Mets hat on, the Mets spring training hat on, sucker. You ain't seen MLB. And since you want to be a bum, I'm to one-up you with the Puerto Rican World Baseball Classic hat. Two baseball caps, one show. for y'all Beats your punk-ass Yankees. Get out of here, you skanky fan. We're out of here. Until next time, Hot Take Jake has been totally eviscerated. Tell him that he lost.
00:41:30
Speaker
I'm the sports professor, baby. ain't never lose. Holla. but We out.