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Piatos Sour Cream & Onion Review
00:00:00
Speaker
Yeah, all right, give me the one. Okay, next one. Piatos. The sour cream and onion. They're just chips. Yeah. Right? Yes. Piatos. Piatos. By the way, the company's made by Jack and Jill. Flavor potato chips. Okay. Smell it first.
00:00:16
Speaker
Again, dude, let me smell first. Oh my god again. It's like footy feet feet feet feet feet feet feet. Oh my god Oh my god, the other one dude. Are we gonna get sick? Is this gonna make it? Yeah, maybe okay great great Yeah, this is like a Samoan armpit. Ooh Never smell the Samoan armpit. Of course. Yeah, I've been to the island. Yeah, it's like I don't know let try one You have to try one now. Also, can I also visually?
00:00:42
Speaker
Yeah, really badd bad. Really bad. What? This is terrible. No design whatsoever. What shape do you even call this? A penta wrong. A penta wrong. Yeah. This is a penta wrong skin. A penta wrong. Yeah, let me taste it. Let's see. Let's see if it... Give it a whirl.
00:01:03
Speaker
Is it good? You seem like you're still in the middle of judging if it's good. to Because the aftertaste means a lot in this kind of stuff. Because I still have it visually, so I'm trying to get that rid of my mind. It's okay. Okay. It's not bad. It's okay. It's okay. It's not bad. Okay, great. Right out of 10. Well, the first one I'm gonna give- A three. I'm gonna give this a six. Six, yeah. Okay. Out of 10. It's average. It's like, been there, done that. Cardboard-y. Yeah, yeah, cardboard-y. This tastes like what I think a rainbow sandal would taste like in $2.00. Yeah, yeah, yeah. After like a San Diego bro award. Right. Three or four years. Exactly. With a little bit of beach sweat and a little bit of sand in your toes.
Pillows Snack Introduction
00:01:38
Speaker
This is not good. This one's a three. yeah And and you're and and that three is generous. It's pretty generous. Okay, this one is the best. Okay. The second best. Okay. so Pillows. pillow Pillows. How amazing. They just name everything things they wish they had. yeah What a random thing, right? She's like, next up is blankets and heat. This one's called lamp fixtures. ah Have you guys tried electricity?
00:02:05
Speaker
All right, here's pillows, a better bag, a better design. I like this kind of a heavy, you know what I mean? A heavy rip. And pillows is a ube-filled cracker. Oh, smell it first. Ooh. Really? I like it. I like the smell of it. Ube is good for me, baby. Oh, this is like... That's top notch. You can tell by the packaging it's higher end. Let's see how let's eat some. Yeah, we must test. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Three out of 10, six out of 10. Okay, let let's look at the... Right?
00:02:35
Speaker
It's a square, I've never seen something so purple. What are we talking? The pillow we said, the sound of the crunch is very good. High end crunch. I don't like it. You hate it. Let me try. I don't like it. I don't like it. All right. Let me try a pillow. There's something inside of it. I know I taste it. I don't like it. You know what this looks like? It reminds me of what's that, the cereal, the shit cereal, wheat thin or whatever the shit cereal was. It looks like that.
00:03:06
Speaker
What's inside? Ube. Ube juice is inside? Yeah. Yeah, you don't like there's something about it I don't like yeah because like it's like perfume in a you know in a fucking chip or something Yeah, I didn't want perfume in the chair. Yeah. Yeah, you just you just gave me your car noir I don't like it's like ba water flavor. Okay, by the way This is our whatever this is five. This is below the five. It's below the cheese below This is the top top-ranking one right so far. Let's let's have the neck. I think it's a white girl. That's in the package that's we keep that That's what made me like it so I never put a white person on the fucking back now. I know it's quality this final oh This is a final.
Chicharrones Taste Test
00:03:40
Speaker
This is my favorite. okay I usually eat it with ketchup and rice, but I forgot to bring ketchup. Is this chicharrones? Is that what that is? What's it called? Chicharrones is pork skins, as you know. Mangwon chicharrones. Yeah, chicharrones. I know this song one. This is the best. Well, but you guys call them chicharron. But how do you say it? Because in where fancy and I come from, we say chicharrones, right? We just say chicharron. Chicharron. Chicharron. Chicharron.
00:04:06
Speaker
Is this because you guys are gonna, you're disguising yourself as Mexican sometimes? No! Yeah, she is. yeah She goes rogue. So, this is, how do you say that? Ni Manguan. Manguan. Oh my God, this has gotta be racist. That's pretty racist. Juan? Juan. Juan. Juan, this is mocking. What does this mean?
00:04:23
Speaker
ah So I don't know yes races because you know the what what the Spanish right they colonized right and it a little They little took with your people trick trick right and then all of a sudden some other thing came out all right so at first and they made first smell WOOF! Is that reas- Wow! Good? It is a heavy- close the bag and open it fast. Smell it fast. Smell it fast. Smell it fast though. Like, hoo hoo! Okay. Breathe it in. Ready? And... Whoa. Good. Yes. It's like smelling salts. Ooh, I love Juan. It hits you hard. Juan's great. Yeah, Juan is my friend. I smell alone, I like this the most, but I like chicharrones. I am partial to... Here we go, here we go. Pork skin. Let's see what it looks like. Pork skin, baby.
00:05:06
Speaker
Yeah. It looks like psoriasis. Psoriasis. Yeah, it's been flaked off. It's a flaky psoriasis. Now what hospital were these bagged from? Let's try it. This is a scab. It's a scab. Yeah, yeah. But most pork skin looks scabby. Okay, well, hey. Yeah, most of the scab. Let me taste it first and hand it over. Yeah, go ahead. Mm, the crunch is right. Pork skin crunch is almost perfect. When you get the corner of one, you know it's hard and burnt. Hold on.
00:05:34
Speaker
Excellent. Excellent. Excellent. So this is number one in your book. Excellent. Now, how many people in your community have died eating some of these snacks? None. Yeah, right. Excellent. I mean, perfect. this You got a good one. A hard curl. This means it was fried a little bit longer. There's a little bit more fat on this one.
00:05:53
Speaker
Mmm Excellent. I love pork skins. Excellent. Hey, give me some give me one more cheese foot cuz I do I do like cheese foot Thank you for bringing these snacks. This is very nice. And thank you for forgetting my birthday. I really do. a dt s I call DT DT. Yeah DT prolapse DT prolapse twenty twenty four huh trump trump second place second place for char these are delicious we have andy in there too in the chinese box we got candy in the chinese box so these give you bad basroom problem trouble troubles i used to out bra but bro
00:06:27
Speaker
we find that invisible cany invisible can this is the invisible kenny from last week
White Rabbit Candy Discussion
00:06:34
Speaker
But can I tell you something? I've heard through the grapevine since we did this episode. yeah People said that that's the paper's not edible. You're not supposed to eat the paper. Not this paper. No, even the inside, you're not supposed to eat that either, they said. why This paper. Yeah. We used to eat that in the Philippines. People online say you don't eat the paper. Yeah. Yeah, you do. No, no. Why does it dissolve in your mouth like fucking deliciousness? ah Maybe because it's cancerous. Give me one. Let me try. This is the infamous white rabbit. Yeah. See, look. See, look. Eat it.
00:07:04
Speaker
Eat it!
00:07:08
Speaker
You can't chew up. Why can't you chew it? you suck it nu suck Are you not supposed to be able to chew these? It takes a minute. it think It hurts. Well, this is a silly candy. It's supposed to look chewable, but not be chewable? Yeah. It's not taffy. What is that? Why do people love taffy? Why do you like to have taffy so much? Because it reminds us of the sea.
00:07:27
Speaker
Do you like taffy? Fudge, taffy, go fuck yourself. I've never had a taffy before. This hurts my teeth. I mean, it's not even enjoyable. Oh, flavor. Huh? What with the flavor? Flavor's great. What? But it's like, I was like sucking on like a good tasting stone. This is what my people, this is what the Irish used to do when they were bored. They would put sugar on a stone and stuck on it for an hour and a half. That's what it is like to do? Get yourself a sugary stone, Seamus. Seamus, grab yourself a sugar stone. Yeah, because- Just suck on it. I'm doing it. You'll love it.