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Humorous Observations and Kitchen Exploration
00:00:03
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That's the, uh, that's the circle of one. Damn. It's cool cause like the more I breathe air in here, and make it makes it feel like slightly sicker.
00:00:17
Speaker
That's a big ass cricket. Wait, is that real? no Oh, I thought that was real. Dude, your sink is crazy. No, this is fine. Yeah, I usually don't use that one. Wait. Oh no, this has been used. Yeah, I use it pretty regularly. Are you letting that pan soak? Yeah. How long have I been soaking for? ah Like a ah day. Oh, okay. Cool. Cool. Cool. Yeah. It's actually not that bad. And the dust in the pan. You're lying. Is this the same kitchen you cook in? Yeah. Why? It's in my crisis. I think they're way smaller than you thought it'd be. Like, I mean, like this is nuts. Cause like just me and you in this whole kit, it fills the whole thing up. Oh.
00:00:59
Speaker
Holy fuck, that's the craziest thing I've ever seen. How long have those been soaking for? They're not soaking. Oh, okay. There's no water. okay so Okay, so if you wanted the fork and knife right now, where would you get it from? ah Right here.
00:01:12
Speaker
Oh, I have these. Yeah, I have these right here. That's crazy. Oh, you've got cream soda, a bunch of condiments. Those have been there for like a long time. I wouldn't recommend eating those. Okay. Oh dude, one of our spicy ketchup. That's clutch. Oh, the tricks yogurt too. How old are these oats? That's gotta be at least like 15, 20 years. Oh, you got your dried blood on top of the ceiling too. Look at all that. See that? No, no, that's not it. That could be some wasp poison. Cause there used to be wasps that would get up there and I'd spray them down. Oh, this is a TV. My ex-girlfriend left here. Works totally fine. I just don't know what to do with it. These are pillows that bulb on them, so I threw them out of my room.
00:01:48
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And that's my bathroom.
Living Spaces and Roadside Furniture
00:01:50
Speaker
It was actually so bad that I did clean it up. That was the only thing I actually cleaned up before you guys came over here. It was actually that bad, so that is cleaned up. This is my other room. This is like my room as a kid. And this is my bedroom. This is generally the right sleep. Help the nest. It's real. Well, I actually had to get rid of most things out of the nest. Because they were molding. They were molding. Do you actually sit down here or do you just sit upstairs in your room? I go like this. Just like this. Oh, shit. I got my pillow. Yep. Very comfy and cozy. Why you got all those? We always wear the same damn shirt. Oh, I haven't moved. I haven't moved them. Like, what else am I going to do with them? Like, damn. Let's see. Yeah, I didn't clean anything up. So I figured I'd give you guys the authentic experience. And then the main place, this is where I'm usually at. This is the, this is my room.
00:02:41
Speaker
Let's see, actually I got this desk at Office Max. This is like a bunch of like random stuff I have here. This was a whiteboard that I would put a list of things that I had to do in World of Warcraft. So I got my chair and that's the other chair. I got the sofa, um it was like nearby. I got it, it was on the side of the road. We like put it halfway on the car. Same with this one. And then I held it for like two miles while I took it back to the house. Let's see if I have this sword. I have like 10 different blankets here that I kind of just have in a giant pile. I just pretty much pull it all over myself. And then I've got, oh, these are sofa cushions. There's another sofa that I got rid of.
00:03:19
Speaker
But I kept the cushions because I wanted to be able to make, I wanted to be able to make a sofa cushion igloo. I never got enough. Damn.
Chaotic Kitchen and Food Discussions
00:03:29
Speaker
Let's just make sure the Twitch card I'm gonna afford it. Let's see, what else is there? Oh, this is my plaque for getting 100,000 subs on YouTube. I have a million ones, I don't know where the plaque is. Maybe I lost it, I don't know. Oh, it's a bird.
00:03:46
Speaker
That's pretty much my house. This is where I live. It's cozy, I think. With like 90% filled up with fucking garbage, bro. That's crazy. Oh, that's crazy. Maybe, maybe 99. Well, I'm curious, why do you have thousands of dollars laying around? um I did that as a visualization. It's fake money. I'm going to burn a $20 bill every single time I do a tent pole just to show how many how many of them I waste. Jesus Christ, I mean, chill, bro. No, i just opened that shit's happened like 10 times. What the? Yeah, I used to have stuff in there, but then it's like kind of a pain in the ass to take the stuff that was in there and put it back in there. So I just kind of didn't do that. Oh, dude. I was looking at the Nature Valley Bar box you got here, yeah and I was like, how can anybody eat these without it exploding the dust all over it? And then I see it all over your keyboard.
00:04:40
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also thought we'd see rats like dead rat because you kept talking about the dead rats i haven't seen oh yeah i throw him one but just so nice There's a there's an area where a dead rat decayed the carpet and I could show you but that's all about it Oh, that'd be cool. Is that it right there? no no that's something else i think it's some like through up there or something i don't remember So yeah, I'm trying to think what else is there to even look at here. know but I'm kind of hungry. You want to cook me something, man? We're going to do the steaks. Yeah, you want to cook a potato or something? A potato? Yeah, be lit. My friends and I, we used to steal trays from Taco Bell. So you guys actually got the trays from Taco Bell to eat all.
00:05:24
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used to the smell Well, it smells like old house, I guess like yeah, I didn't smell like trash or rotting anything honestly yeah no I don't have any trash in the house. I mean, well, I mean yeah, I mean I do like I mean there's there's definitely some trash, but what you say you don't have any trash now Well, what I mean is like not designated trash, right? I mean you could make the argument that like 95% of everything in the house is trash which pectone you did I think that you're right But I'm not trying to actively throw those things away. You know, it is what it is. I did get steaks and everything. I went to the grocery store yesterday. This is the steaks. Yeah, 5% is just that. I don't know. I mean, like...
Cooking Techniques and Household Chaos
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Who wants to eat fat? My ass. That's so good, bro. That's so good. Yo, you don't dry off the pan before you put the butter in. What's the worst case scenario? I mean, nothing. It'll evaporate, I guess. Yeah, exactly. I've just never seen the technique. You want me to put them off in there?
00:06:21
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No, I don't think so. Hey, three roses. Nice. Black mold. Black mold, where? Let's see right there. Oh no, that's, there was a, like a possum or something that came in through the light. Oh yeah, there was a hole in the ceiling. Oh, what the fuck? Oh, that's how they got in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So what we're going to do here is we have the two sticks and we'll turn on the burner here. We have four people here. Jay, I'll make you a steak as well. Man, look at that. There you go, man. let me go yeah What was that face you just made today? Wait, this motherfucker got four trash cans. Wow, you're so clean. Well, my mom had a trash can. Whenever we ran out of room in a trash can, we just buy a new trash can. Oh. You don't have salt or pepper? No, I got it upstairs. Oh. Yeah, it makes sense. This is really what's going to take the most time, is cooking up all of the potatoes. You got my help? No, you can't. It's just a fucking microwave.
00:07:24
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and stake number one Dude, that pan is not hot. That is fucking so cold. What do you mean? It's supposed to like make sound when you put it on. Exactly. And the sound actually sears it to the pan, which makes it harder to clean, which wastes time. Yeah, stupid.
00:07:42
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my bad and after i get on
00:07:50
Speaker
this one here You all know how this hasn't been opened in months? b Because it's prepped to where if you open it, shit falls out. You see the shit fall out? I will say, credit where credit's due. This shit smells good. It does. The potato smells. That smells stupid good. And we'll do the other two steaks after this. Do a little bit more butter. Yeah, that's a drawer full of stuff. Oh, birthday candles. Yeah, birthday candles, yeah. There's those. We got hammers. Yeah, rubber bands.
00:08:22
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uh incense probably much of other crazy shit in there and then i don't know if there's anything in the oven well those are brownies those are from like a last valentine's day i'll put those back in there did your dishwasher work no okay i try to use as few dishes as possible that way i don't have to wash them oh these are always are fresh cookies yeah those are actually o this is the only correct one
00:08:53
Speaker
Do I love eating the shit my friends like to eat? That's good. That's a good-ass cookie. It is a good-ass fucking cookie. See, look at this fucking steak. Now it's looking better, right? You were getting stressed out, weren't you, Jay? He was getting stressed out. So we got one steak right here. I can't believe that works.
Nostalgia and Personal History
00:09:15
Speaker
What works? Oh, you don't want to use that. Don't use that. Oh, the ice is moldy.
00:09:22
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You forget he's been eating this shit for 30 years. It's probably fine, right? Yeah, yeah. Do you have smoke alarms? What? Okay.
00:09:35
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And we've got one more potato after this, and then we'll have everything. I'll go, uh, I'll go but prepare to the table outside. Yeah. Yeah, that way we can eat like a family. Okay. Do you want, like, people to, um... What would you need that for? You're literally wearing pants.
00:09:54
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This is pretty much good to go. gonna see what that Go ahead.
00:10:01
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Yeah. You're like, watch a streamer, and you're like, oh man, they're probably way different. It's probably just a character. This is crazy to me. this Like Jay, this is fucking crazy. Bro, this has affected us for like 30 years, bro. This is insanity. I can like feel his whole life here. Like, I can see where people have been. I can understand the stories that have happened. It's actually fucking wild. You want a seat? Did you see the crater over here? Oh, look at that. What the fuck? Oh, it's a tennis ball. Damn, bro. It's been here so long, it's turned blue. What the fuck? When you look at these things, you can guess, like, how long they've been here. And then you come over here, right? And you look under this, and you see all the toys, so you'd assume
00:10:50
Speaker
that there's like kids here. And then you realize Asman's an only child and these kid toys are just his from like 30 years ago. Look at that little tikes, little tikes yellow car. Those were the squirt guns him and his friends play with. It's like you can see a whole man's life in one house. You said this one's mine. This house is like ah take a time capsule, but it just never changes. Oh, it's like we're having a picnic? Full disclosure. I'm just keeping a buck. The seasoning is burnt to fuck. It's because he didn't turn down the pan. It still smells good. It does. I'm just i'm just keeping it 100%, you know? There you go. Thanks, bro.
00:11:32
Speaker
Well, thank you for the meal, man. Yes. For dinner, this looks great. How do we dress this properly? Like, doing do we put this thing so... Okay, so you get the potato right here, cut it right open on this on the middle, then I get the salt and pepper. You really can't fuck up a potato. It smells good.
00:11:52
Speaker
Fun fact about A1, it actually never actually goes bad. It just um turns into, like, wine. of
00:12:06
Speaker
That's crazy. That's good as fuck. That's actually good as fuck. Try that, chef. First time real authentic asthma gold steak.
00:12:19
Speaker
that you know what You know what's crazy though? It tastes just like beef jerky. Yep, just like before. Do you want to know what my favorite food in the world is? Beef jerky. That's right. Yep. Right? You know, like, it is a little dry, but it's not bad. It's supposed to be dry. But it's dry, and then it's sauce. Because, like, if it's dry, that means there's nothing bad, any bad mold or anything like that that's going to get through.
00:12:46
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If you eat it like this, it feels like you're eating beef jerky. Mm-hmm. Want to go? It's, like, just beef jerky.
00:12:56
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I mean, see, that makes sense. You've refined your recipe for what I'm assuming is over like 10, 12, 13 years. yeah There's no way you' some some guys are going to sit there and eat shit for 12 years. That's good as fuck. I mean, I assume not. There are people that go to water burger regularly. Yeah, that's true. I expected it to be a little bit more bland, like not like in an ah inedible way, but I mean, has well a lot of flavor. That's what putting a bunch of seasoning on it does. I'm also, you know, I'm not a big eater, right? So, it's like for most people, it's not a lot of food, but for me, it's it's perfect. You ever want me to train like a room or something? What? You want me to like pick up a little bit sometime or no? For what? Just in case, you know? See how it feels? Just don't look at it. All right. I get why you don't move. Yeah.
00:13:43
Speaker
You can tell there's like a ah lot of stories here. Every hole in the wall tells a story. Yeah. There's a lot of holes. What so good
00:14:08
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front of the top
Cozy Retreats and Personal Favorites
00:14:10
Speaker
you got the shit shit Oh yeah you got it bro clean through yeah there it is there's the mortal wound that's just dead as fuck also smell is terrible you smell that smell that ah supposed like somebody shit in that bottle bro what
00:14:28
Speaker
like so Yeah. This is not like chicken wire. It used to be so nice. I used to wake up at 11 p.m., go to Wendy's at midnight, eat food, pass out on this mattress, wake up at 2 a.m., and stream all fucking night. See?
00:14:48
Speaker
You look like you want to try it, Teki. Nah, I feel like I'm gonna break that shit. I'm afraid I'm too fat, I won't bounce, bro. Can I see your magic cards? Yeah, let's do it.
00:15:04
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i have a lot more but
00:15:08
Speaker
But here are these. You got sacred foundry in here, bro. That's like 30 bucks. Yeah, damn some rare shit. Oh, slivers too? Oh, dark steel colossus. That's my buddy's favorite card in the game. That's the good shit, though. I'm telling you, if you play magic and you say, oh, it's too expensive, bro, just write the fucking name on the card. What does it say? Stomping Ground. Yeah, 84 of them things. yeah Bro, this card is obnoxious. Sensei's divining top. How to make a five-minute game turn into a 30-minute game. Holy shit, it adds so much extra time every turn. Yeah, that's cool. You're you're not playing like cringed decks. You're just playing like good decks. You ever do local turnies? I got enough DCI points. I have my DCI card over there, actually. Oh, what the hell? And I got enough points to compete in local tournaments, and then I i stopped playing.
00:15:58
Speaker
Does this shit look dorky or does this shit look cool? I don't know what the fuck I'm looking at, I'm gonna be honest. I mean, that means it's dorky. I mean, I know how to play card games. I play Hearthstone and Runeterra. Yeah, it's like that, but it's better. What do you think your rarest card is that you remember? I don't know. I'm sure I have some really, really old rare cards. So I went and I memorized the price of every single card. And then I would go, I would like tell people at school, like I'll buy all of your cards, like wholesale. Yeah. And like two cards would be worth like $20. And I'll be like, I'll give you $20 for the whole thing. And they're like, Oh, okay, sure. Cause they don't have any price. And so that's where I got a lot of these cards.
00:16:37
Speaker
Damn bro vampiric dragon and the OG with the Awakener those look crazy That's that's the old way they used to print out multicolor too because now now it more so it looks like this Yeah, yeah the OG shit looked like murky and fucked up Damn, that looks nice. Do you care? oh cool you care damn dog How long ago is this over 10 years ago That's sick. Fuck, I love magic. What's in the file cabinet? I haven't seen one of those things in 20 years. My mom's tax documents from 1996. Let's check them out. I wonder, are we the out of touch ones? Like, what in normal houses are just like this?
00:17:20
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I mean, like the design, but I mean, the like look around you. Like what the fuck is that? Wait, what that? Yeah. Oh so yeah. So there were ants, right? Cause if you look at like all the gray stuff, that's ready-made concrete that I put up in there so the ants don't get through. This is like a support meme, right? Yeah, it is. It's not a crack. I don't know. Can you show us you laying down on the nest? Like in the, like how you would like, if the, if today sucks, how you would roll yourself up in the nest. Yeah, I was literally just doing it. So I have this. um This blanket, by the way, is Mitch Jones' blanket. That's actually his ex-girlfriend's pillow, too. So yeah, I get right in here, and then sometimes I can get some more of these. like So if it's like really cold, then I can put as much of this as on as I want. I used to have a cardboard box, but then I got rid of it, because I got a new monitor. You're telling me that's not the fucking life. How can you have a bad day?
00:18:16
Speaker
When you get to retire to that. yeah co It's very cozy. You know, it looks bad or whatever. It doesn't matter who gives a fuck. It's good. I'm jealous, bro. I think we're the ones doing it wrong. I mean, have you seen my room? I basically have that. Nah, it's not even half as good as this. Yeah, nah. It's very comforting in this house. This is what it used to feel like when I was like in 8th grade and I go to my buddy Trevor's house and like it was just like I felt like I was going over to another.
00:18:47
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Real human beings house, everybody in the house was fucking smoking. Did this house used to smell like smoke all the time? My mom smoked every single day in the house. She smoked a lot. Yeah. So my buddy, that's how I, that's how, I'll be real. That's how I got back into smoking. It's fucking awesome. I miss it, but I don't do it anymore. I forgot you used to be a smoker. Were you ever a smoker? Fuck no. yeah yeah What do you think? How would you, write would you live here? I mean, I'm gonna be honest like this house kind of reminds me of the house I had in Kansas when I lived alone like similar layout My house was fucking empty cuz I didn't buy furniture cuz why would I buy furniture? I'm just on my computer all day. Well, I mean like I look at it as Hunting, you know, like if you see a buffalo you want to get that buffalo, right? We're just picking stuff off off the street that's like a gathering instinct. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, that's like... Like, I would never buy furniture. That's stupid. Yeah, stupid. Fuck you thinking. Okay, but it's the same concept. Why would I get a couch off the street if I'm just gonna be at my computer in my med? I love that salt shaker just in the middle of fucking nowhere. Oh, I was looking at that earlier. Oh, I used to, um, there's a video I poured salt on my head. They added a store mount into WoW and I poured salt on my head because I was mad about it.
00:20:02
Speaker
down yeah yeah This is about what I do. Let's see. Is there anything else interesting here? Oh, I have my cat ears. Oh, this is that jacket. Emmy got me. I just put that over here. I think that's pretty much all my stuff. As you can see, I do not live in a crack house. I live in a crack home.
00:20:32
Speaker
I feel like I've gone back in time by like 20, 30 years. Cause like other houses, they just, they don't feel like this at all. I said it earlier as a joke, but it actually feels like a time capsule
Closing and Future Plans
00:20:40
Speaker
of like how it used to be like 20, 25 years ago. Yeah. I never replace the TV is what you're saying. Yeah, that too. That too. You guys had fun. Honestly. had a lot of fun Did you guys sign the disclosure thing about like, if you get a disease or anything like that, it's not my responsibility. That's not mine. Oh, okay. Sorry guys. This is probably going to be the last video embers ever in.
00:21:02
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oh Yeah. Who cares? Well, thanks for showing us your house, man. You liked it? Yeah. It was good. Thanks for letting us come over and making us dinner. All right. Well, that's pretty much about it. Yeah. So that's, uh, this is my house. Those are the stakes. That's what it is. And that's what it was. So yeah, thanks a lot for watching guys. And we'll see you in the next one. Peace. Summer is ending and fall is here, which means a new OTK apparel drop. This is one of our largest drops to date with 23 pieces of the clothing to choose from. The drop goes live on October 16th at 10cstoveratotknetwork.com. All 23 products from the collection are custom, so so fucking custom cut and sewn, not made with blanks. The collection will feature the crown hoodie and the jogger set, which is one of these probably. Emmy, which one is it?
00:21:54
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00:22:01
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