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Episode 3
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Tune into this episode with special guest.... well go listen and find out who it is!
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Introduction and Personal Background
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Hey girl, it's time for a witty chat!
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It's time for a witty chat. I said three we have a special guest. Miss Sydney Ehlers. Please introduce yourself to the audience. Hi, everyone. I'm Sydney Ehlers. What are the information?
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You have a hole in your heart. I have a hole in my heart. We're in the same sorority. We live next door to each other, but I basically live in your room. Pretty much. What's your favorite color? I would say light blue. Okay, me too. I know.
Future Plans and Life Events
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So, wait, your birthday is in June. Yeah, I got a minute. You do.
00:00:57
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And you'll be in Barcelona because you'll be studying abroad. Sydney is studying abroad in the summer. That's so much fun. But everyone has a fucking birthday right now. I swear it's been every weekend since, like, yours. I know. And that was September. Yeah. It's nonstop. Yeah. Everyone is a Valentine's Day baby.
00:01:16
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Oh, that makes sense. You know, because I think that's nine months, right? I have no idea. Or around it. Wait, wait. She said that her parents conceived her on February 15th. Okay, so it's like spring break Valentine's Day. Yeah. Okay. Ooh, spring break baby. That's bad.
00:01:40
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Yeah, wait, what am I? I don't know. If June is the sixth month, then... Since you're June the third month? Spring break? Labor day! You're a Labor Day baby! Oh! It's kind of fun. You are a Labor Day baby, because if you go back from June to January, that's six, you go back three more, twelve minus three is nine. So that's September. Oh! Oh, that's my parents' wedding anniversary.
00:02:08
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Oh, yeah, you're an anniversary baby. Makes sense. That's fun.
Holiday Stories and Pranks
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I'm a New Year's Eve baby. That's fun. Do you like New Year's Eve? Yeah, it's cool. Yeah, it's weird. I hadn't kissed anyone on New Year's Eve until this past year though, this last one for 2023. I've never kissed anyone on New Year's Eve, I don't think. Not that I remember. Yeah, I feel like everyone says it's really common, like, oh, you want to kiss someone at midnight? Like, who are you going to kiss? And you don't kiss anyone. Yeah.
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But no one talks about that part. Where do you spend your new years? I used to do it at home. And my family used to do a Wii tournament with our neighbors. And then we would all do the hula hoop game on the Wii. Would you do that too?
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I don't know if it's a hula hoop game. It sounds fun. Yeah, it just wasn't a hula hoop on the Wii, but you don't have a real hula hoop, so you're just standing there hula hooping without a hula hoop in your life. It's on the screen. You wear it on your hip or something.
00:03:19
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I forgot how we set it up with the remote, but it was weird. I don't think I've heard of that. Oh, well, yeah. So you could hula hoop on we. And that's what I did. That's fun. This past year I was at Megan's and I was with Robert and we were already dating at that point. I mean, even if we weren't dating, then we probably would have still kissed.
00:03:42
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Is this your second Christmas, or did y'all not like- This is our second Christmas. But did y'all do like Christmas last year? Mm-hmm. You did? Yeah, we did. It was really fun. We each got each other like, um, like the same amount of gifts, and so it was fun. Yep. Do you know what you're getting him this year? I have a couple ideas, but I don't exactly know yet. I'm not very good at gift giving, I feel like.
00:04:09
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I'm good with, like, random knick-knack stuff I see. Yeah, I'm good with, like, funny stuff. Yeah. Like, White Elephant gift? Yeah. I got it. Easy. We do White Elephant every year for Christmas, like, on Christmas Day. That's so much fun. Yeah. Maybe we should get Plan B! Or I could put the condoms that I got my mom for White Elephant. That's not as funny, though. Yeah. Because, okay.
00:04:37
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Explain that for your mom's birthday though. Because you just said that you brought your mom condoms! Okay, back story. Whitley was telling me how one time she ordered free condoms for her brother as like a prank.
00:04:51
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And I was like, oh, we were ordering my mom birthday presents. And she's like, oh my God, you should do that. And I was like, okay. And then I did. And then when I was home for Thanksgiving this week, they came in and I heard her scream. And so I walked out and she was like, what is this? And I was like, oh, happy birthday. And she asked me what the dental dams were. Yeah. Oh, it's okay. Oh, Jennifer.
00:05:17
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Yeah. And then my dad, she put them in her bathroom. And my dad's like, get these out of here. And I was like, oh. I asked her if we should put them on my brother's bed, and she said no. Oh, goodness. Yeah. Probably needs them the most out of all of us. Oh, give it to Sophie's sister. Oh, wedding present or engagement present. Engagement present. Yeah.
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That would be nice. That would be nice.
Whimsical Thoughts and Jingles
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Okay, back to your favorite color. You said it was light blue. If you think light blue could taste what it tastes like, like what would color taste like to you? I feel like light blue would be like a sweet
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A sweet? Yeah. Like what kind of sweet? Like a sweet, like it's giving like cotton candy but not like cotton candy. Oh like okay like the cotton candy frappuccino from the starbucks secret menu. Yeah. Yes. Right? Yes. Okay that's what I think. 100 percent. Yeah. That makes sense. I feel like pink would taste like bubble gum and that's just like ginger. Yeah. I feel like green would taste like okay when I was younger
00:06:33
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And this is why I don't drink out of Dasani water bottles too. Me and my neighbor put sticks and dirt and branches and weird shit into this Dasani like half drinking water bottle and like shook it up. And we were, I think playing hot potato with it. We were just throwing it at each other too. And then I accidentally drank out of it. Cause it was right next to my other water and I wasn't looking and it's traumatized me. And I feel like dark green would taste like that. Like dirt.
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yeah yeah i could see that but i feel like green green would like taste like grass yeah what about a lime green like a sour sour yeah just sour like a warhead i feel like it would have to be something striking like a tequila shot oh with lime you know
00:07:26
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yeah like a surprise yeah like lime green would be like yeah lime green is saying hey i'm here this is me set me for who i am and then it like punches you in the face what do you think red will taste like i think red could be a variety of different flavors depending on who you ask because to someone it could be something along the lines of cherry or apple
00:07:53
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some kind of sweet fruit maybe like that, like a strawberry. Or it could be something like Kool-Aid. I feel like it tastes like chocolate. Oh!
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Do you see that at all? I do, I think. Like a... Yeah, like a deep red or just like a regular red? Just like a red. Okay. I don't know, just for some reason it's giving me chocolate.
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Yeah. Like a, um, what are those chocolates called that we had downstairs yesterday? The Lindt? The Lindt ones? Oh, the Lindin? Linton? Lindin? Yeah, those ones. Yeah. It's like, I don't know. It's just... Chocolate balls. Yeah. Yes. Like that's what red is. Okay, I get that. That makes sense. I see that. I see that happening. What color do you think would taste like Oreo?
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Except for black and white. You can't say black and white. Great. No! Brown? No, not a neutral color. What would Oreo taste like? What color would taste like Oreo? Yes. Sorry. Purple? Honestly, I think pink could. That's what I was thinking too. Maybe like this color.
00:09:18
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Yeah, so that's the color of Sydney's nails is like a, like a Royal purple pink. Like a magenta. Yes. That's like a deep magenta. In German, you would call it Dungal or dark in front of the color name. Thank you for that information. You're so welcome. Now, if you ever go to Germany, you know how to say dark. Dungal. Dungal. D-U-N-K-Elly.
00:09:49
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Dinkle. Dinkle. Yeah. Dark! Great. If it's nighttime, we'll just say Dinkle. Yeah. That's perfect. I'm moving on. If your life could be a jingle or a theme song, what company or franchise would it be from? Like from a commercial or like the opening for a movie or something?
00:10:12
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But if you could choose... Like what would the jingle be? Yeah. That correlates to your life. God, this is kind of hard. Yeah. I feel like I don't know a lot of jingles. The first one that comes to mind is... B-K. Have it your way.
00:10:29
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I hate Burger King. Me too. I hate Burger King so much. That's the only jingle that's coming to my head. I do not have... I have some good memories attached with Burger King. Specifically, it's the jingle that I don't like. I'm gonna out myself for a second. Have I told you the story? I don't think so. Of why I don't like the song? Okay. Mom, if you're listening to this, stop listening now.
00:10:54
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Robert and I were doing things one time and I was and I'm just trying to set the scene of like the moment intimate and I hear from the back of me no not that it's the whopper whopper
00:11:17
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Is he saying it? Yes! He said, he said, whopper whopper. And I'm like, okay, I could talk about that later. Like I'm trying to get shit done right now. Like this is a later conversation. So afterwards I'm like, we're getting food. And I'm like, did you sing the Burger King song during
00:11:35
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And he was like, oh, I thought you didn't hear that. I go, everything else was completely silent. The TV was off. What do you mean I didn't hear that? And he just started laughing. He was like, oh my gosh, this is so terrible. And then one time, it was around Christmas a year ago, he got his little brother to start singing it all night. He's like, whopper, whopper, junior, whopper. I was like, oh my god, I'm going to combust. I'm going to combust. Well, isn't BK the new one?
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Yeah, I think BK is the new one. But okay, so there's that one. There is like the... Farmer's Only one is kind of fun. What's the Farmer's Only one? Farmer'sOnly.com. Oh, okay. There's also, what's the Ace Hardware one? I can't do Ace Hardware because my ex's best friend owns Ace Hardware, or is like family. Oh, no. No. Okay, that's out. Stanley Steamer.
00:12:32
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What is that one? I don't know. It's like you, you could do the general, like, um, the, the insurance company one, like, then, and then, and then, and then, and then go to the general and save some time. And it's like something like that or like all stage, your good hands. Is that the one? That would not be mine. Ouch. That's all state, right? You could do capital one.
00:13:03
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Capital one credit cards cap credit union I Don't actually that's just like the intro to the commercial. I don't know their jingle What's the State Farm one bump up bump bump bump? No, that's McDonald's
00:13:20
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Oh, maybe that's my jingle. I'm loving it. Oh, that's a cute one! I like that one. I'm going to stick with that because I can't think of one. What's yours? I don't know what mine would be. Maybe like, love that chicken from Popeyes. Oh, that's a good one. But I don't like Popeyes. Oh, I like Popeyes.
00:13:44
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Like it's okay. I like that. Like the chicken sandwich is good. Yeah. And the mac and cheese. Their biscuits. Their biscuits are so good. Their rice and beans are pretty good too. I haven't had that. What's the jingle for, does Taco Bell have one? Or just the bell? It's just like the bell thing that's like live moss. Doesn't it say like live moss after? Yeah. What does that mean? I've never taken a Spanish class. Live more? Oh, okay.
00:14:15
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Moss How would I know what that means I don't know I just feel like people use like moss like us I mean no I Heard someone say moss. I'd probably say they're pronouncing mass differently Like we're gonna go to church moss Sunday
00:14:43
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You need to eat more chicken. Be a cow? Mm-hmm. I could be a cow. Nay. She's just nay.
00:14:54
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I think they moved. That was instant regret. I had a feeling of instant regret going down my spine with that one. I'm trying to think of not fast food. Oh, I could be the lion roar. You know, in some of the movies, I don't know what that franchise is called, but he goes. Isn't that Lionsgate? Yes.
00:15:15
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Wait, is it? Or the lamp, the Pixar lamp? Oh, I like that one. I like the Pixar lamp. Cute! Cute! Cute! Cute! Cute! Cute! Cute! Cute! Cute! Cute! Cute! Cute! Cute! Cute! Cute! Cute! Cute! Cute! Cute! Cute! Cute! Cute!
00:15:39
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Yeah. Yeah, that's what it is. For sure. That's perfect. Okay, I think that would be mine. I think that one sounds good. What's the one show or movie that starts with like... Is it The Incredibles? That one? No. Which one are you talking about?
00:16:02
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Oh, the Marvel, I'm thinking of the Marvel one. Of Marvel's intro song. I don't know Marvel's intro song. I don't, it's just like, I don't know.
00:16:16
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I know it, but I don't know it. But that's okay. I don't know it. That's okay. That's okay. Okay, okay, okay. Now, I think about this. Is it the S or the C silent in the word sent?
Language and Sounds
00:16:40
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Like S-C-E-N-T. Is it the S or the C that's silent in the scent? The S. The S is silent? Yeah, because it sounds the same as scent, like since it changed. Scent, scent? Yeah. Scent, scent? Yeah. I don't know what I'm saying anymore. Like scent, like change is C-E-N-T. I feel like the C would be silent just because of like syntax purposes.
00:17:04
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What does that mean? Like sentence structure. So what is that thing you learn in lower school and it's something like I before E but not after C? I think it's not after Y. Oh yeah I didn't pay attention. I didn't either. I have no idea what it was. I feel like I before E but after C just doesn't sound right. I think they talk about vowels like I before E but after Y.
00:17:34
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Okay. Um, then maybe it's like something like that and I feel like it's the S-C. It's like a... Like a... Like a... I feel like S is like an aggressive letter. But it's sent. It's not sent. Say it again. Sent. Say it again. Sent. Say it one more time. Really, I'm more confused now than I was before.
00:18:05
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how would you say like change change no like oh you have a cent yeah i would say like 50 cents yeah yeah go shoddy yeah 50 cent and then yeah like a scented candle yeah
00:18:34
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00:19:03
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I don't even, I don't think I, I'm not good at accents. I like, can you do any accents? I can do country. I can do, that one's easy though. I can do British somewhat. Okay. I just watch a lot of low violin. Go for it. What do I say? I don't know. Act like a chob. Don't they have like the makeup and the bleach tear and the spray tans and stuff? Yeah. Do you watch the violin? No. I probably should though. They always say like,
00:19:35
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No, I'm not going to do it good. It's going to be a fail. No, no, no, no. Go, go, go. We just got a lot of banter. That was good. That was good. That was good. I liked it. Like, we go to uni. Oh, that was good. University. They just call it uni. Oh. Never mind. Never mind.
00:20:02
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Oh shit. I wish I could do more though. Do you think you could do a Scottish accent? I don't think so. What does a Scottish accent look like? It looks like Scottish. That's not correct. That did not come out correctly. Um, I don't know how to do a Scottish accent. Or Australian, I think that's fine too. We put some shrimp on the bobby for May.
00:20:32
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Like that, maybe? Maybe. Along the lines. I feel like I'd be better at doing like American accents like Valley and like country. So is Valley Girl just talking like a Kardashian? Yeah. So you just say like a bunch of times and then you sound like you don't care what you're saying. You like drag on your words. Oh my god.
00:21:01
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I went to Erewhon today, and um, wait that wasn't good. It's, I don't know, it's like influencer. Yeah, that makes sense. I know it's a lot of influencer stuff. Okay, that makes sense, because I never really knew what it was. Like dragging out your words, you know what I'm talking about? Yeah. You think Coastal Grandmother has an accent? Like the kind of that trend? It's just like, like a grandma place. Just like, oh, Suga!
00:21:30
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Can you pass me my cane? Not like that, like a sweet. Like a, I just put some cookies in the oven. My grandmothers have never said either of these things to me. That's so funny.
Household Anecdotes
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Can you hear people like that from your room?
00:21:50
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Yeah. It's so bad. Yeah. All the time. So Simeonai's room is like at the front of the house and we're on the second floor at the balcony, but anyone who is like talking loud enough. Not even loud though. Yeah. It's like. There's not an inside calm voice. Yeah. Then you hear them and it's really fucking annoying. And it's like, I feel like I get the tea sometimes though. You do? See, I can't make anything out. I just hear mumbles, like the teacher and Charlie Brown.
00:22:17
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Yeah. That's all I hear. If I listen really hard I can hear conversations. That's fun. So like when people come home drunk I'll try to like listen. That's fun. The snack kitchen is always good for that. It is. It's really good for that. Or like sometimes I'll go down like after I shower like fill up my water and people like sometimes you're down there like talking like oop. Talking their shit. It's so much fun to do it in the snack kitchen though. Like when I ran into that girl I went to get a guy at the house.
00:22:47
Speaker
Wait. Oh, you're right. I remember that. I remember that. Can we tell some funny stories? Yeah. I don't have any of it. So what funny stories, like of what? We should think of a topic. Oh, we could do that. Okay. Funny story of living in the house. It was after our last date event, after formal, I fell asleep in the shower.
00:23:13
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and sat on the floor of the shower, the communal shower that's left there for like an hour. We were all sitting on the couch and she was in the corner of the couch. This was the same night! And she was like, okay, I'm gonna go shower now. And instead of standing up and walking to get off the couch. I don't remember this also. Sat on the top of the couch. How do I explain that?
00:23:41
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sat like on the like on top of the cushion yes at the top the rim of the couch if you will for lack of better words yeah and then just decided to like lean backwards until she fell off so yeah and then my head i thought i had a really bad hangover the next day and then sydney told me the story and i realized it wasn't just a hangover it was a dramatic brain injury i don't feel like actually but that drunk since we've lived in the house have i um
00:24:12
Speaker
I don't, not that I remember. Oh, you were at house girls date event. You were pretty drunk. Oh yeah. But you didn't come home that night. I did not come home that night. But I was really drunk. Yeah. But that's okay. Yeah. Everyone has their moments. Yeah. I think I was more clumsy at formal, but not as drunk as I was on my 21st birthday. But I was still, it was a, I was like a different drunk that night. Cause I was drinking Jack.
00:24:42
Speaker
Who let me do that? Sorry. I like Jack and Coke though. So shots were good? I don't remember the shots. That I put on the floor? Yeah, no that was fun. This is me being crazy. Lined up, was it four or five shots?
00:25:04
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I think, yeah, like four shots of Jack on the ground. Jack and Coke. We didn't do straight Jack. Oh, okay. There was some Coke in it. And I didn't know that though. And I was talking to people who come inside from the little ass balcony that is at the front of the condo.
00:25:24
Speaker
I'm being told, get on your knees! Get on your knees now! I'm like frigging the fuck out, like what is happening? She just was not drunk enough so we had to get her to drink a little bit more. I did need to drink more. Yeah. And it was the perfect amount. It was great. And then someone started putting tattoos on my face and I felt like Post Malone.
00:25:48
Speaker
Oh, I love that. I love the tattoos on my face, so I woke up with them the next morning. We had hay fever the next day. Yeah. Yeah. I still had a tattoo on my arm. I had one again above each boob. And then I had three on my face.
Celebrations and Road Trips
00:26:05
Speaker
I put on your forehead, your cheeks, your hands, and then your chest.
00:26:08
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. It was perfect. It was so much fun though. But I had to take the shots by mouth only. Pick it up with like my mouth and then throw it back. That was fun. That was fun. Not everyone hyped too. I know. I wanna do that for your birthday but you're not gonna fucking be here. You can come. Okay. Guess if I have to, I'll just fly to Barcelona. Next podcast in Barcelona.
00:26:38
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Travel edition. I want to do something before I leave. You said in May, right? Yeah, like a fake 21st. OK. Like a mock 21st. Yeah, so I can do a shop book and go out with everyone. Yeah. Yeah. Well, of course you're going to get a shop book. Yeah. I think we want to rent a boat or something.
00:26:59
Speaker
That would be super fun. Yeah. That would be super fun. No one keeps trying to play in it and I'm like, girl. A pub crawler could be really fun too. Yeah. That would be fun. I don't know how it sounds. It should be hot. Oh, you're so right. It's me. Yeah. And I don't want to exercise then. Yeah. I can't, I don't even exercise indoors. Nothing cute. Like it's just not in the cards for me right now. I was thinking of doing it on heart day. It's like kind of my half birthday.
00:27:28
Speaker
That's so cute. But it's too soon. What do you mean it's too soon? Like it's in like 12 days. Oh. Heart days in 12 days? Yeah. It's like the anniversary of my surgery on 12, 12, 12. Oh, that's what you're talking about. Yeah. What did you think I was talking about? I thought you, I thought there was like an international heart day that you weren't talking about for like heart.
00:27:53
Speaker
like condition survivors or something. No like every year we celebrate like heart day like my anniversary of my surgery. That's so cute. Yeah like last year like went to dinner and in high school all my friends would post like happy heart day sin and like stuff like I don't know. Oh that's cute. But then in high school people started thinking it was like
00:28:13
Speaker
a national like boyfriend girlfriend day thing like who you love or whatever so people in high school started posting like happy heart day and like tagging their girlfriends or their boyfriends no and we were like uh oh that's really embarrassing for them like not so bad but it was funny that's bad yeah we had a lot of fun with it my friends one year wrote letters to me as if i died in my surgery
00:28:40
Speaker
So they were like, it's the eight year anniversary of your death. Did you cry? No, my mom did. She's like, that's awful. I thought it was so funny.
00:28:50
Speaker
I think that, I think for you, it's funny, I would cry. I think if I wrote you a letter like that, I would be calling. No, my friends cried like writing them, but I don't know, it was just a little prank. They were a little funny. A little funny. Ha ha! What if you were dead? Well, last year we watched a heart surgery on YouTube for Heart Day, and then went to Texas Workhouse.
00:29:13
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That's fun. Yeah Wait, we need to celebrate that before we leave for break Well, I was gonna do it when we get home like if everyone's in Houston. Oh you won't be here Yeah, I will be you'll be in Houston on the 12th. Mm-hmm
00:29:27
Speaker
Because I'm going for my Nana's 80th birthday party. It's at my house on December 10th. Fun. And I'll be coming home from Arizona. Context, everyone. I am going, so my boyfriend is getting stationed in Camp Pendleton, California.
00:29:46
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and he wants to take his car and instead of shipping it there we're going to drive it there and i'm driving with him all the way to arizona or and then i'm going to spend a couple days with my bestie gal kaylee she's in arizona she goes to asu she's um kayo there fun she's badass and spend a couple days with her and then come home on the 10th so i'll be i'll be in houston on the 12th okay i show people over to like hang out
00:30:14
Speaker
That'd be fun. We can make... Oh, I can get the best decorations. Okay. I was gonna make like a heart cake or something. You wanna mariachi band? Uh, if you wanna do that, sure. Okay. You just make my brother do it. What does he play? Nothing, but... Oh. He does like stupid shit like that. Okay. But I have my niece's choir concert and then we can like... Whoever's in town can just come over.
00:30:40
Speaker
We should make like a special drink, like a heart drink. Yeah. Like a pink drink or like a red drink or something. Oh, that'd be so cute. I can get like heart straws. Yes. Okay. And I have time to do it because I'll be home for a couple of days before it. Oh, that's perfect. And I'm getting my hair done that day too. You should get, you should do red hair. Oh, I don't think I'll be doing that, but... What about pink? Would you ever do a different color than a natural color for your hair?
00:31:09
Speaker
I had pain care for like a year or two. I remember showing you pictures of that. 2020. It was like semi-permanent and it would stay like two weeks and I'd redo it. Oh my gosh! I never dyed my hair.
00:31:27
Speaker
like that, but I've dyed my armpits pink. That's fun. Yeah, I did it with my dad in COVID. I was like, I want to like, I don't need to shave my armpits, not doing any shit. So I just grew them out a little bit, not as long as you think. But then I ordered the die off Amazon. That's when I discovered Amazon. That's what started my addiction. And
00:31:52
Speaker
Then we dyed our armpits pink. We had to bleach them first. And it looked really weird because the hair was like, like, you know that. Like the orange. Yeah. The orangey yellow off tone color. And then we did like hot pink. It's on my Instagram, I think. Really? Yeah. Wait, I'm gonna look. For my dad's birthday post my freshman year. So when was that? 2021? Yeah. Yeah. That's when it was.
00:32:18
Speaker
Growing up in high school, I was in cosmetology my sophomore year. And then a bunch of my friends were in cosmetology too. And I would bleach my hair all the time. I looked like Elsa in Drill Team. It was so bad because they would bleach my roots. So my hair was just white. It was so bad.
00:32:41
Speaker
That's scary. Yeah. When I was blonde, I did that. Oh, that was not a time to be alive. Was being blonde. Not good at all. Yeah, that is so scary.
Fun Memories and Fashion
00:32:57
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It is. That was pictures. I was not born to be blonde at all, but I've been told by mothers that I should have been born blonde, like in high school. Really? Some of my friends were like, really? Oh, you're so funny. You should have been born blonde. Oh, this is so good. And I'd be like, ha ha. Yep. That's the post. That is so good. It's amazing. I love it so much. I will always remember that. Maybe we'll do it again for my wedding.
00:33:22
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And like during like the father bride dance, like rip off our sleeves and put the pits up. That would be so funny. I won't actually do that, but. Huh? Yeah. If you can say, um, we didn't sign a prenup, right? Just kidding.
00:33:49
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Do you want a long sleeve wedding dress? No. Strapless or straps? I don't know yet. I don't that do that good with strapless though because I don't have big enough boobs. Yeah. I don't really like strapless stuff on me either. Yeah. You have the boobs for it though. Like you can have, you have something to hold them up. Mine slide right off of me unless it catches on a nipple. Then it's like a little hanger, like a coat hanger.
00:34:18
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That's it. I don't... Yeah. That's okay. Yeah. I like high neck stuff on me. I do like high neck stuff on you too. Yeah. Like it fits my shoulders. Yeah?
00:34:38
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Yeah, I think you have nice shoulders. Thank you. You're very welcome. And on that note... Okay. It's time to say goodbye. Oh.
00:34:54
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Are you ready? Do you need to hold my hand? Yeah. OK. Here you go. We're holding hands. Thank you. OK. Say your goodbyes. I'd just like to thank everyone for having me on. I really enjoyed my time. It took a lot of convincing to get here. I'm glad I made it. Hopefully you showed my way back. Love y'all. See you later. Stay witty.