Nonsensical Nonsense: You just gotta keep livin man...L-I-V-I-N

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Speaker: Broadcast is live from the edge of reason, where common sense comes to die. Welcome to the Nonsensical Network. And now, Nonsensical Nonsens!

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Speaker: ah a mu out for holes what do beber it' saturday that means right here we're here the nonsensical network nonsensical nonsense getting a little crazy give it a little unpredictable

Speaker: guarantee it's gonna be one hell of a ride we're gonna have a whole hell of a lot of fun doing but first It's been a long week. There it is. They're not sponsoring me yet, but maybe they will one day.

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Speaker: We are literally um ah a fucking runaway train, man. There's no excuse for you guys not to be able to find us.

Speaker: What's going on in the Cheddar's Box? will Chaka in the building, dropping all them Will Ferrell lines.

Speaker: I can feel it in my plums. Getting a nice bluish hue.

Speaker: Shaman Luther King in the building, y'all. Clock it. ni ni ni ni ah I've seen my kids do it. i don't know what it means, but I'm on. I'm hip, man. Clock it.

Speaker: No one knows what it means, but it's provocative. It gets people cuing. And a whole glass case of emotion. but Calm down, Shaka. Don't worry. I'm not late.

Speaker: I did have to stop and brush my pants and put my teeth on. No, I'm not late. I was here. I was on time. I'm the host. I'm the boss. So whenever I show up is on time.

Speaker: but And I put 815 start time, so. What up, Daniel? What's up with Germaine? Happy birthday, Daniel Barry Sports. Yeah, you know, one of these days, we'll get your name right, Daniel Barry.

Speaker: Daniel Burris. What up, Chris Technician? What up what up, what up? Everybody saying what up, what up, what up? Yeah, so happy Saturday, y'all. Don't forget, we do got the Super Chats over there.

Speaker: We'll have those goals set up all night. If you guys want to send a super chat, it'll be greatly appreciated. It helps support the network. And if we do reach our goals throughout the show, then the highest super chatter can co-host a show of their choice. Yes, any of the shows here on the network.

Speaker: You can co-host with us. ah Even this one, which is weird. It doesn't make sense if you would pay money and then say, going to co-host Saturday night because at the end of the day, all you people co-host Saturday night with me anyways when you come up on the panel and hang out. So, but I mean, who am i to tell you how to, I'd be like a genie telling you how to use your wishes. Like, you know, do what you want with it, I guess.

Speaker: um Speaking of the other shows, shout out to the Atom Music Project, a.k.a. a Amp, are coming by Glick's House of Music this week.

Speaker: Those guys were awesome. We had a lot of fun. And then Glick's Comedy Lounge, Hannah Abney, she was on hanging out all the way from Texas.

Speaker: had an absolute blast with her. She was a trip. I don't know how we didn't get in trouble because we were getting a little loud and getting a little rowdy, but we were having fun. um So shout out to our guests this week. Wally did not have any guests this week. Wally being lazy this week.

Speaker: Wally was being lazy as shit this week and didn't do any shows. So he's as bad as my son. Try to get him to do a show tonight or today. and he was like, yeah, I think I just want to do my picks for wrestling. I'm like, all right whatever, bro.

Speaker: It is what it is at the end of the day. Your show, if you want to do it, you don't have to do it. Not Wally. I'm talking about cash. Wally has to do a show. He no called no show on Thursday night.

Speaker: I'll have to pull him in with HR this week. Unfortunately, you know, we got to, you got to have a counselor. You to sit down and talk to him and and try to solve the problem.

Speaker: But, um yeah, so couple really cool guests this week. More guests coming up next week. Oh, next Saturday. I won't be here. I don't know if there will be a show.

Speaker: um We are actually doing something really cool next Saturday. And we are going to littleville Louisville, Kentucky. Suck it, Kentucky. You heard what I said.

Speaker: Louisville. To go to Waverly.

Speaker: Waverly, Waverly, Santorarium Asylum. I don't know. Either way, we're to ghost hunt next Saturday night. So, yeah.

Speaker: Um, so I will not be here if the guys choose to do a show next Saturday night, then so be it. Uh, but I will not be here next Saturday. I know. oh no.

Speaker: I'm the laziest guy on the network. but but

Speaker: Um, you're not to tell me. It is what it is. I, uh, I need to, uh, let me, uh, let me, uh, let me, uh, come on now, you son of a bitch. Hey, there's our hair tie.

Speaker: Sweet. Let me rip. That's a little bit better,

Speaker: that's a little bit better I think.

Speaker: I've been really struggling with some lighting issues and whatnot lately. So have to bear with me. And the camera looked a little... Man, I had the camera at good angle, too.

Speaker: So, yeah, so next Saturday, like I said, we're going to Waverly, but that's cool because that'll be on a future show for Beyond the Veil with Kayla and I once we get that going. So hopefully we'll get some pictures and some audio and some videos and all that stuff. So if you guys are into the ghosties and the paranormal and all that fun jazz, well, we'll have some some cool shit, hopefully.

Speaker: Or we'll just stay up all night for no reason. I don't know. We'll see what happens, I yeah i guess, at the end of the day.

Speaker: um But, ah yeah, so... Busy, busy. Lots of things going on. We went and seen the new Moana movie. Well, not new. guess it's kind of new, but not really new.

Speaker: Live action Moana. Wow, what a great fucking movie. I like the... i like the original Moana when it came out the cartoon version, but they did a really good job with this live action.

Speaker: What up wall see piss nice of you to show up. mahapaka specific a Um, but yeah, it was really it was ah a really good movie. I liked it. I dug it.

Speaker: Not ah the biggest fan of the rock. But he did did a good job in the movie. Obviously, he was the voice of Maui in the in the cartoon. um But I dug it, man.

Speaker: Check it out. If you got kids, or even if you don't have kids and you're just a grown-ass adult that still enjoys Disney movies, go check it out. Definitely worth the money.

Speaker: And we watched it in 3D, so that was cool. i didn't even know that it was in 3D. Rough Truck is ready. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. So what, next week is your is your first run?

Speaker: Appreciate that, Chris Technician.

Speaker: ah ah Next, what, next Wednesday? that your first run? Or guess this week coming up?

Speaker: Salmo, don't pound in the house, baby. oh um Let's go. Looks wild. Point in this day.

Speaker: I'm supposed to re-scheduled got a little vacay in the way so

Speaker: I suppose i have a guess was that i he is unfortunately re scheduled got a little bacay in the way so um Yeah, I said he was like, I think I need to reschedule. I'm like, that's cool, bro. See you October. Because that's how far the comedy show is out.

Speaker: All the way until October. So, yeah. I have booked on the schedule until October. What is October is my first available Wednesday night.

Speaker: Testing, testing. What do you mean? Oh, you are on X. Okay, so we can see X comments. Hell appreciate that, Chris Technology. Chris chris Technology. Chris Technician.

Speaker: Get your ass done. Yeah, we'll have to wait and see what's going on.

Speaker: got to work. I'm on call. Man, it's fucking Knox County. It's fucking Mount Vernon. Like. lot of things to weigh. The kids are here. Well, it'll just be cash.

Speaker: I got to i gotta to get up tomorrow morning and take my middle one to band camp. bunca I don't have to make excuses. I'm just telling you not fucking coming, bro. I'll be there Friday.

Speaker: i'll be there friday No, lot just seriously want to wait and see what's going on because I was supposed to have a guest But now I don't so we'll kind of play by ear, but I think we're gonna be there Friday.

Speaker: I think that's the plan is Friday night

Speaker: You get what you get and you don't f throw a fit Wally

Speaker: What up, Benji? Thank you. Thank you. Finally, some appreciation for the Hawaiian shirts. You know what makes it even better, Benji? Those guys? They got pew-pews in their hands.

Speaker: Shout out to Retro Rifle. Again, not a sponsor. I should stop naming companies until they start paying me. But, uh...

Speaker: Well, when you get back home... Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. rather have a gay shirt than just be gay, like you, Wally. who Flick Squatch in all his glory. What a man day.

Speaker: Man day. About the Hawaiian bag. Last week, yeah I had time to reflect, and and I got abused last week by a guy who always wears black T-shirts and another two guys who always wear gray sweatshirts.

Speaker: Who have no no idea how to add a little color into their life. So I don't feel so bad for having a bright yellow shirt on last Saturday night. So fuck you guys.

Speaker: Always got something to say about my shirt.

Speaker: I'm doing good. I'm doing great. doing now I'm doing good. Doing pretty good. How you doing? How y'all doing? Let me ask you guys that. How y'all feeling tonight? How y'all doing out there in the interweb world?

Speaker: How's life treating you? Everything going right this week? If you got punched in the mouth last week at work, is your mouth not hurting anymore?

Speaker: but but

Speaker: I haven't. I have not. i have not.

Speaker: ah have not ventured into the pink shirt. world yet but i had i do have a couple hawaiian shirts that have pink in them actually this one has pink in it yeah it's got pink and purple and blues and yeah but not full-on pink not yet i have come across a couple that i that i that i have liked i just i didn't pull the trigger on them that i was not banana squad shut up

Speaker: okay

Speaker: okay She's good. she's ah She's not feeling the greatest tonight. She's out relaxing on the couch. She's feeling a little blah. so She's watching. She might be watching 13

Speaker: Click. All 13. Click. Number one, click. Number two, click. And finally, click.

Speaker: um

Speaker: It's not pink. It's a salamander. How do you say that? so Salmon? Salmon? I say salmon. No. No, yeah, I do. I say salmon. Some people say salmon.

Speaker: I don't know who's wrong. I think salmon sounds retarded. think it's salmon. Why would be salmon, though? Why would I say salmon? there's a I don't know. I don't care. That's what I say.

Speaker: but Watches all have color and whether it's I got some blue and silver and gold black and gold different different other colors um I just I try to wear a lot of colors. I mean, I seems like i Just try not to wear black black t-shirts all the time.

Speaker: So don't know The Hawaiian shirts are a new thing for me and god damn is a big guy Man, Fluffy was on to something years ago, and I really wish I was paying attention years ago because now that I've discovered them, it's all I want to wear.

Speaker: I want to buy, like, long-sleeved ones for the wintertime. I don't even know if that's a thing. But if it is, I want them. I want sleeveless ones for the summertime because, you know, I feel like I'm being restricted here.

Speaker: got I got to have no sleeves. I got to get the guns out, you know, especially when I'm all tanned up and shit. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

Speaker: But, no, digging them man. They're comfortable as all get out. And I love the designs and the colors and stuff. A reason for each of them. Reason number one, glick.

Speaker: Reason number two, glick squash.

Speaker: How do I say almond? Like that.

Speaker: I want to bitch slap someone. Every time somebody says almond, I want to bitch slap them. Sorry if that's anybody in the chat. It's not personal. It's just one of those things.

Speaker: I mean, I do have flannel. I got a sleeveless flannel one. I'm actually going to buy yeah i've got i've got a yellow one. There's a purple one I want to get and a blue one I want to get. a And there's one other.

Speaker: ah But those are those are sleeveless flannels. I do have flannels, but I do need to get some new ones.

Speaker: Right, dude? I always feel good when I have one of these shirts on. I know they're loud, they're obnoxious, but I feel good. They make me feel good and they're comfortable, bro. Comfortable.

Speaker: Comfortable.

Speaker: And I look good. I look ridiculous. but I actually, I've got, i've got that you guys can kind of barely see it back there. And I've worn it on here before, my red, white, blue and blue one. I wore that to work.

Speaker: I had to work 4th of July that Saturday. ah And I wore it to work because we were allowed to wear patriotic shirts. I got a lot of compliments. A lot of people liked it. It made me feel good.

Speaker: By the way. Oh, yeah. Nice. Congratulations, Chris. Congratulations, Chris. That's awesome, man. Or how you liking it? Loud obnoxious makes you happy. Just like me. My shirts are just like me. Bye-bye.

Speaker: Loud obnoxious. And everyone loves me. So deal with it.

Speaker: Let's see. What do y'all say?

Speaker: Go ahead and copy that. Let's kick these fucking doors off the hinges. It's Saturday night, baby. And we got that open door challenge. That means the panel up wrong buttons.

Speaker: There we go. I'm some right buttons. Actually, let me give me one second here. I'm going to keep on filler buster in here while I do this and do that.

Speaker: I'm over here. um i got to get Wednesday night show up and then I'm 100% caught up outside of tonight's show. So if you guys like to listen onto the on the podcasting platforms, which we greatly appreciate. If you are listening to those replays and you're checking us out on one of those platforms, or if you're watching the replays on here, drop a like on there, drop a comment, drop a review on our channel, whatever. It helps us. Plus, thanks to you guys listening to us on Apple and Spotify and all that shit, we've stayed in the top five. I think we're ranked fourth right now. Let me give you an actual clarification.

Speaker: And we have been in the top five for since last July, our highest spot being third in the top 100 podcasts in all of Ohio.

Speaker: That's pretty dope. So if you guys are watching and listening or listening and on those platforms, go ahead and drop those reviews and likes and comments and all that stuff. And we are we are in fourth.

Speaker: And that's the most current rankings coming out on the 22nd. So what was that, Monday? Tuesday? Wednesday? Something like that?

Speaker: Anyways, yeah, we've stayed in the top five since last July, so that's pretty fucking dope. ah

Speaker: but but donoo to to to Hell yeah, man, that's awesome. Did I get a haircut? I got a haircut ah

Speaker: couple weeks ago.

Speaker: ah But I do need to get it cut again. Kayla's going to cut it i've actually I've actually not been wearing hats a lot lately and just letting my hair kind of go. um Letting a natural... Just do it in a natural thing.

Speaker: and I mean, you guys can see the gray coming out in it, man. I'm trying to... I got gray hair. should I shouldn't hide it from the world. I should share it with the world. Yeah.

Speaker: I am unavailable.

Speaker: I am not. um So, yeah, just I think that's what it is. You guys have seen me wear hats for so long as it's ah it's rare that you don't see me with hats on. So.

Speaker: um But I've always had the hair. What graphics cards you got, Chris Technician? Oh, you'd be a big boy with your hair. Yeah, big boy.

Speaker: Big boy status is with the big boy hat and the big boy hair doing the big boy things.

Speaker: Anyways, as I was saying, and it's Saturday night. Kick them goddamn doors off. but theyre li The panel is now open. dropping them links in the chat let me go over here to the tubes of you tubes of you and uh pin that so you guys can find it pinning it put a pin in it it's done god damn it and to joe and joe

Speaker: And so, panel is wide open. You guys are able to come up and hang out with us. And if you're on Twitch or X or I don't know why I keep saying Twitch and you're like, I don't see no link. Well, come to the YouTube channel and you'll see the link. It's pinned.

Speaker: If you're on Facebook and you're like, yeah, I don't see no link. What's the matter with you, wise guy? Come to YouTube and you'll see the link. But the link should be everywhere. I don't fucking know. I don't make the rules. It is what it is.

Speaker: but

Speaker: What do I do? I don't do nothing around here.

Speaker: i just turn on my goddamn camera and show up. It looked fucking pretty.

Speaker: So I want all you bitches to tell me how pretty I am. pictures Please don't tell me how pretty I am.

Speaker: But, uh,

Speaker: yeah, man, it all comes back to YouTube. Y'all. Y'all bring your asses. As my man Tony D used to say, bring your ass.

Speaker: Like this guy. It's 98 motherfucking degrees up in this bitch. Well, it's about to get fucking hotter, son.

Speaker: What's up? What up, Bobo? How you doing, man? really Driving home from work. Driving home from work? You got done early tonight. Yeah, we have to cut hours. So we get to leave a little bit early.

Speaker: 8.30. I need you all to cut hours. Instead of leaving at 8.45, I need you to leave at 8.30. No, 8.45 would still be leaving early. It's still the way we're not. say that part before we streamed on my channel, of course.

Speaker: Yeah, how was the how was the show last night? i didn't i didn't get a chance to...

Speaker: pop in. it was ah it was pretty good. It's pretty good. You know, we we're missing Mr. Jedi. Yeah, I did see that. i see i see that they're getting ready to pop in and Fridays when the kids come home, it's always a little hectic and, you know, doing all the things and and I went to get in there for a minute and i was like, ah that's the face of Jedi, but that's not Jedi.

Speaker: That was wrong. Mandy. Hey, I'll stay as long as my voice holds out. Hey, Wendy. Hey, Charmaine.

Speaker: What do you got going on now I have sinus infection with a respiratory infection. actually couldn't talk for the first half of the week.

Speaker: She's not feeling well. Yeah, was actually

Speaker: thank i better behave yeah ah i get y'all that by you and count better be nice to her because she's not feeling well you know yeah i was actually I was actually scared the first part of the week because they couldn't figure out what was wrong at first. A hundred and three receiver ain't no joke. Man, Randy, if you was a horse, we would have already taken you out to the field.

Speaker: Oh, I know. Well, considering, you know, and everything I have specifically been through and the fact that I'm still here, it's just out of me most days.

Speaker: All right.

Speaker: um where's ah where's where's your Where's your life partner at? Why wasn't he there last night? Yeah, apparently he got his schedule changed, so he had to work this morning.

Speaker: Aw, poor Dave. think he's lying to you. Yeah, he's probably taking some time to die or something.

Speaker: think he's lying to you <unk>s by being some guy or so he's He's probably doing some other show on Friday night. hope he gets herpes or something.

Speaker: Damn. That boy get or

Speaker: do the damn yeah boy ear around pocket or click it or whatever click it or get it

Speaker: Don't cover it hover it.

Speaker: don't be Don't be silly. Protect your willy.

Speaker: Stay blessed. that's That's what my little dog says down there on my ah my thumbnail tonight.

Speaker: Stay blessed, y'all. Been

Speaker: in a shithead mood all week.

Speaker: Yes, my child. i

Speaker: You rang? just... up, truck? What up, truck? What's up, dude? All right, I'm going to y'all do the talking tonight. I'm going to hang out and do that.

Speaker: that did

Speaker: all right i'm go let you all do the talking tonight i'm mo hang out that It just, and it hurts, y'all.

Speaker: Hey, your hair's...

Speaker: she basically She basically said, fuck both of you, I'm out. Yeah, she said we talked too much or something like that. She'll be in the chat.

Speaker: Cheers. Cheers, too. But I wonder if I could tag them As long as I don't get in trouble and get demonetized. I wonder if can bag them in these three.

Speaker: Bang. Miller Lite. Buy it, bitches. Drink it.

Speaker: I'm going to see why now, right? You just got to be able to find the product, man. I can tag any products that are on the show. We're just going to find them.

Speaker: and then if People click on them and buy it then I guess we make money on home and home now going back to all my old shit I'm like I ordered this shirt off of Amazon or Yeah, i do those affiliate links Like tag which click it why give me money give me all your money

Speaker: Was I here last night to holy shit, I'm still stoned to like

Speaker: yeah read chat

Speaker: I don't think it's what it says. Was I here last night to holy shit, I'm still stoned.

Speaker: Lucky motherfucker. I'll be stoned in a little bit, but I was not here last night, so I cannot answer that question for you. Yeah, Chuck, you came by. did come by.

Speaker: You were here. You were on panel over for a little while. I've had nights like that where Back in the day when I would when i would panel surf.

Speaker: And then I'd get up the next day and go, what fuck was I at last night? What was I doing? Yeah, he went to get some smokes. And he had to take his 40-minute drive to the gas station.

Speaker: And then we had Harley data on there. He was doing his security rounds and then telling everybody to clock it. Clock it. put in Yes, it's one of those kid terms, you know, the youth is using it.

Speaker: Clock it.

Speaker: I'm aware. You know what's crazy? out of well

Speaker: I think I've only heard my gay nephew say that out of all the kids that are around. Possibly. i think it's more of a girl thing. I don't think guys are really saying clock it. I think my daughter has said it a couple times, but in a like a sarcastic manner, not like meaning it.

Speaker: But I'm pretty sure I've heard my gay name. When I pulled up some videos so that everybody knew the meeting the meaning of it, it was all females except for one gay guy explaining it. So, I mean, it's it's probably feminine. probably for focused So, Harley dad was doing it at Tracks.

Speaker: yeah and then And then I think the only reason I know it is because of this girl at work. She's always like, clock in it. Yeah, like I said, i I've heard it. i've not I still have no idea what it means.

Speaker: But I've heard it, and I've seen my nephew do the thing before. The little finger thing. Clock it, clock it. I think that's a good thing because it's usually like after a burn or after an insult or something when you get somebody good. but ah What do I know?

Speaker: I'm 45 years old, and I still say all that in a bag of chips. It's a bomb. It's a bomb, baby. That's just dope, son.

Speaker: It's fat. Wow, that was really fat. yeah

Speaker: Fucking FUBU over here. This is such bullshit. This light is like fucking me right now. hurts. Just fuck it. Run it. oh boy busy There's quite a few cars behind me. I don't know if it's a copper man.

Speaker: yolo there we go did that yesterday i eleven is one yeah i did that yesterday coming home from work uh i just it's a straight shot uh for me from from home to work or vice versa visa versa whatever ah So everybody drives like assholes on the stretch of freeway, and they're not going anywhere fast. They think they're fucking winning a race, and it never fails. The same prick that fucking cuts me off, we get off at the same exit, and I wind up getting in front of them, and then we meet each other at the light.

Speaker: Well, yesterday, it happened again. And we got, we were coming down off the exit ramp and the light was green. And I pulled up beside this car that cut me off and I'm being a douche. And I'm like smiling at them and waving. And they had their window down. And when they see me, they put their window up and we got down to the light. the electric you And i just kept I was like,

Speaker: Maybe I shouldn't have ran that red light, but it did I did feel justified because I was like, you cut me off. you You tailgated me. You cut me off, and I had to lock my brakes up. If I was in my car, I'd have just hit them sons of bitches. but And now, just stuck at the red light, and I'm on my merry way. Yeah,

Speaker: man. Just got to keep on living, man. L-I-V-I-N. Yeah.

Speaker: I'm going to keep on live. I love Matthew McConaughey and Dazed and Confused. That was the shit. That was the shit. I can't.

Speaker: I can't.

Speaker: He was. put it be a cool man. Like he was. He was the coolest guy ever. You got any weed man?

Speaker: be a lot cooler if you did.

Speaker: feel like this riy Did you see he said oh his his motivation or inspiration for that role was his older brother? and he just tried to be like what he thought his older brother was like.

Speaker: Oh, really? I didn't know i didn't know that. Yeah, he said that was the motivation for that that part. I was like, well, that's pretty cool. mean So your older brother was fucking cool as shit then.

Speaker: yeah i mean nothing like the only uncool thing he said in the entire movie was about you know what the great thing about frenchmen are like oh oh you know you know what i like about high school girls yeah they get older and they stay the same age i was like oh that didn't make dwell man Hey, yeah, no, I didn't. I'll tell you what, when I first saw that that um that movie when I was like 16, I was like, yeah, that's cool. Yeah, when like what we would it when we was like in high school and we were watching that movie over and over and over again and and and everything, like, fuck yeah, that was cool as shit, because, you know, but...

Speaker: And now that we're a little bit older, it's like, well, calm down, Epstein. Yeah, I wish I was filming this. This pump did not start at zero. That fucker started at 40 cents.

Speaker: You got that shysty McShyster. This gas station is bullshit anyways.

Speaker: Just for that, I'm only putting $15. I don't care if it's only two gallons. What's your, what's your, ah damn you got a big ass tank on that thing like Kayla does on her Jeep.

Speaker: What's your gas prices like down yonder way in Southern Ohio? ah

Speaker: I got unleaded at $3.99 right now. And think you get five cents off for being a little member. And then, uh, I'm doing mid-grade, though, so that's 434. 385 here. We get 7 cents off the Speedway.

Speaker: I'm at Speedway. You all get 5 cents off down there? Yeah, fucking cheap fucks. We get 7 cents, son. I should go break their windows right now.

Speaker: Yeah, do it dude it. I bet you won't. I bet you I won't. but um This conversation sucks, though. I left him a nasty review last time because it was like the second time I came here after work and the pumps were down.

Speaker: And I'm like, I just don't have time for your shit, you know? Yeah. $3.79 in Rhode Island. It's like a gallon out in California where is.

Speaker: and so Who was it? Somebody was telling me cigarettes like Newports and Marbles are like $13 or $16 a pack where they were at. I don't know if that was Trump last night or who. dude Years, years ago in New York, Newports were like $12. Oh my God. What are they in New York now?

Speaker: Price of Newports. A pack of Newports in New York costs an average of $15.50. Fucking crazy. Oh, you know what? They said New York, is or not New York, Miami is now more expensive than, was it more expensive than New York or more expensive than California to live? One of the two.

Speaker: They said Miami is now. I believe it. Well, I mean, I don't know.

Speaker: Let's see how much more because of it. I don't know. It's crazy though. The thing that I i want to say when I started smoking cigarettes, they were like $2 a pack.

Speaker: Now that I was underage, but I mean, still they were like $2 a pack. When I was down in South Carolina, even I've been home eight years now. So eight years ago,

Speaker: maybe 10 years ago a little longer give or take when i was still smoking i was getting cigarettes for like three something a pack yeah three four dollars you know max marbles are right now 19 a pack in new york city and that is because of a out of find seven dollars in excess tax you have the new york state tax which is basically $5 and the state tax or the city tax is an additional $2. That's fucking half the cost of a pack of cigarettes. just it you know or like

Speaker: A quarter of the cost or a third of the cost of a pack of cigarettes is just fucking taxes in New York. I'll tell you what, at that point, I'm having somebody mail them to me from a different state. when When we was teenagers and we lived in Ohio, we would drive to Kentucky and buy cigarettes because you could get cigarettes for like a dollar or something in Kentucky. And then we would come and they were like two something up here. So it wasn't like we spent more money in gas to drive to Kentucky. But then we'd come up here and sell them for a dollar and some change. Goddamn, man. Wow, we are getting old. and We're talking about, remember back in our day, a pack of cigarettes was like a dollar and some

Speaker: Oh, yeah, bro. That's it. It's over. It's done with. We're fucking old. We're fucking old, bro. Yeah, 2020, when inflation hit, we became old. Just like that. but Is that what it was? 2020, we were officially old?

Speaker: Yeah, because that inflation hit, and all of a sudden, we're like, what? How much is that? it God damn get off my lawn you crazy kids the cheapest guy now is 489 well you guys aren't too much worse than what we are but still That's 49 for regular that's pretty that's that's 90 cents more than me We are you yeah, we are tree. Well, what up broccoli I See you deleted my entrance out of the studio.

Speaker: I didn't do you It's all good. It's okay. The shaman one was there, though. The shaman one was there. and I deleted a condom commercial that I don't know where it came from.

Speaker: Oh, yeah. i don't know I don't know nothing about that. Oh, wait. That's our sponsor, bro. Oh, and I deleted two or three pictures. Well, no, four pictures.

Speaker: out of the overlay, and then I deleted like three or four AI. In my entrance. Not our AR song, AI songs. Those AI cover songs that I had.

Speaker: I didn't delete anything. Your entrance is right here, Rocky.

Speaker: I'm leaving. I fucking knew it. I fucking knew it. I called it. mean No, I don't. yeah That's not his badass page, though. it's got like 755 million views.

Speaker: Yeah, it's it's a dope song, man. No, I'm just kidding. It probably has like one view. That's a lot of episodes you played that on. What's up, Shaman? Long time no see, you know? Is he abandoning you again tonight?

Speaker: Huh? i guess so. He didn't say anything about tonight. I knew he wasn't coming last night, but

Speaker: He's going to be gone next week, too. Here on the Nonsensical Network, Glick has overwhelming support of people who will show up for him. You know what I mean? And Shaman, we're just extending that to you, too, you know?

Speaker: and i appreciate i't know I didn't know Shaman was on his own, and I was telling him I didn't even get a chance to really see any of the show last night, because Fridays are always crazy when the kids come home.

Speaker: Mm-hmm. like I kind of popped in there while I was taking my my before bedtime she all Shiatsu. And i was like, where the fuck is Lazy's bitch ass at?

Speaker: I mean, technically he was there. We figured it out. He's he's on a new show. He abandoned me.

Speaker: he He texted me last night during the show. He's like, who's using my PFC?

Speaker: That's perfect, man. It's like Jedi here in person with us, guys.

Speaker: That sounds pretty spot on, pretty accurate. Yep. Notice the lazy eye, you know, the default skin. The lazy eye.

Speaker: Chalk is at smoke. There you go. I'm so glad I don't smoke anymore. Fuck me, man.

Speaker: Why? I'll tell you what, if I didn't smoke, I'd probably be a real angry person. I don't know. You

Speaker: do. Miller Lite. Please sponsor us, Miller. It's been too long. I know, I started the show out with like a whole fucking thing. I'll tell you what, any marijuana companies are straight and going sponsor shaman and the lazy shaman show.

Speaker: You know, I don't know that it's really a good idea to have a picture of P. Diddy on our panel.

Speaker: I'm just trying to bring some zest to the network, bro. Oh, yeah. so traffic Why the fuck is he wearing white gloves, by the way?

Speaker: You got to bring Zest to the nest. That's the best. That's the photo before he went after Jedi. tried to warn them if you tried You tried to warn him, Glick. He just didn't. He didn't hear you.

Speaker: Jedi does what Jedi's going to do, man. There's there's no rhyme or reason behind it Hey, Broccoli. Broccoli. Yeah. are you it was Are you okay buddy? You sound a little down. You sound a little... Good to see you got a full shirt on tonight. you know You're not committing domestic violence this weekend.

Speaker: I already did it. you know just kind of If I look like I've been sitting here chilling all night, then I should be good. you know yeah here He already took his uniform off. He's got his dad attire on. I got my New Balance on.

Speaker: What are you drinking, princess?

Speaker: My Russian white... Purple Zite? Izzy Fizzies or some shit. That Russian white devil. Wow, no wonder he had to bring the zest to the thing. Izzy's Fizzies? What the fuck? is he Yeah, Izzy Fizzies or something. I'm drinking Izzy's Fizzies.

Speaker: Really, like seltzers? Or like hard? Yeah, they're hard already. It's not the only thing hard on this panel, I'm just saying. Hey, look at this. This is kind of cool. I got this at the liquor store today.

Speaker: Oh, yeah. kind of already partaked. Yeah. mean I don't want think it's dope, dude. How is he going to get fizzy if he's not hard? Yeah. What is he here like...

Speaker: This is a whiskey. Okay, because they've got a vodka one and they've got a tequila one too. Yeah, I was like... It's got like diamonds. Diamonds in the eyes.

Speaker: It looks really cool. I'm like, I want that, but I'm not going to drink and no bad man i saw I saw this one. I didn't see any of the other ones, but I did get the... i was like, man, all day, and every day.

Speaker: Click, don't play that shit. g Click, don't play that, homie. So, Rocky. Yes, sir. how how you feeling, buddy?

Speaker: I'm, uh, why you gotta, man, what are you up I'm just trying to check it out. Your dimples are coming out and your eyebrows are low. You up to some shit. you I've done you way too long. so Some shit is afoot, bro.

Speaker: Actually actually that was not that was fairly coincidental

Speaker: oh yeah man but do he was up to some and he was over there clipped there actually actually that was not that was fairly coin coincidal Because you're constantly changing our PFP. And since you are logged in, when you change it, so you know how many times I'm fucking going to do my show on Tuesday or Wednesday and I come up and it's just my PFP. And then I turn my camera on and my guests go, what the fuck happened? Yeah.

Speaker: from what i do i got ah I got Lazy, I got Karen Lazy Jedi, I got Shaman, you know. ah yeah i mean, you got Devante and stuff, though.

Speaker: That's Devante. That's the one we're seeing. i mean Devante, you know. Devante Glick. What up Charlie?

Speaker: So Charlie, how you doing? charlie Mr. Rick Lee and I Love that one. That's cool. That's gonna be on t-shirt at some point What's going on I do have quite a bit of Miles iron wolf We'll see irons niles iron wolf but

Speaker: wolf seela iry Who's your who's your pasta bro? Patsy bro. Who's your patsy bro? I don't know who your patsy bro is. Is that? genuine i'm cleaning up about cleaning out Oh God Karen Karen Jedi. No Rocky. I was gonna ask you man and then in all sir This one's pretty good too shotman yeah this one's pretty good too This one is dope. It blended so well. That's what I'm thinking. Because you're like, I don't know how to make you into a Sasquatch. And I was like, here. oh Yeah, was trying really hard to like make it. we yeah That's yeah

Speaker: that's actually a really good patient. It is. you know that was That was when I was on vacation down in Florida this year

Speaker: year. Florida Sun will it to you. ah you know I just decided to go all natural in Florida. um So, you know, I let my... Hey, how you doing,

Speaker: Why can you not talk? you and Never mind. don't have to explain. One, two, three. one He lost his voice yeah with some crazy stuff, you know? ah You guys are both white.

Speaker: Y'all white, white. I thought you were talking about that, but I wasn't sure, Charlie. Quiet, quiet. I'm telling you, man. I don't know what it is, but AI keeps... They're convincing me. Not that I need much convincing. I just mean money.

Speaker: But you know they're telling me I got to get the tattoos all the way down. Arms finish. shed man I'm to get love and hate on my knuckles.

Speaker: Peace and war. yeah I do. like like Honestly, so when I look at your arms, like when we're messing around with stuff or you know whatever, i they are the arms to be tattooed. Just saying.

Speaker: If ever arms were to be tattooed, they would be mine, apparently, according to AI. every tattoo or Every AI creation that I do... It always fills out your arm. Always. Yeah, my arms are completely filled out and and all the way down to my to my hands. Yeah.

Speaker: Eventually one day I'll get there Miller light hurry up and send me his money and sponsor me so I can I'll even I'll even I'll hide the Miller light tattoo in my arm If we can do a giveaway Charlie's coming I was gonna get my ah my pronouns on my hands my knuckles

Speaker: It's so white. We blend in with the wall and blind people. That is hilarious. ah but I kind of had Jedi here for a little bit. He was up on the show last night with Shaman just for a little while. you know Been sick all week. Damn, Mandy's been sick all week too. she isn and She said she wasn't able to talk for most of the week.

Speaker: the You didn't see... Oh, shaley this week's been a bad luck for a lot of people, but I think that's a July thing, you know Things are nice like a bad luck month. Maybe I mean, I don't know ah Well, I got arrested one July 4th weekend guy I got lucky I guess because I got busted ah got basically got caught with possession but got a tag light ticket out

Speaker: $160 ticket for that, but they let me go, right? And then I had a roommate slash good friend of mine who passed away. It was actually 2007 yesterday. so yeah, it's just, you know,

Speaker: He's not even home. What fucking car are you checking? You need to change the smoke detector in your car too, bro. that one now I home. That's the sad part. don't know where the dog has barked yet. He's like, it just barked in.

Speaker: I was really surprised. i Normally, she she barks the most right when I come in and then I got cats out front that I'll feed. and Today, when I went to feed the cat, she just looked at me like, what are you doing?

Speaker: I'm like feeding the fucking cats. And then she didn't do anything. I don't know. What up, my ninja? but

Speaker: What's ninja? What's up, ninja?

Speaker: just walking in what's up ninja

Speaker: um

Speaker: Yeah, it sounds like you and July, you guys don't get along very well there, my friend. No, I don't think we do. i don't think we do. I think you should start skipping July.

Speaker: Well, I'm very careful, put it this way. and The last time I got pulled over, right, luckily, because it was of July, I was like, nah, not drinking anything. You're not going to get me. kind It's pinned. They got me. And then...

Speaker: i got and then um

Speaker: Yo, yo, yo, what it do, Mike D. Just check it in. Saw y'all were streaming. Glad y'all still alive. And well, it's been a while. What up with you, man?

Speaker: Coming in on the video. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. What's going on? What's going on? Jeebus, stop beating them pussuas.

Speaker: You know, they we lie real reuse you know what, what, what, who, you know, cats only have one, one real use, right?

Speaker: Whoa. Taco Bell. That's just wrong. Is not all bad. Shaman.

Speaker: is not all bad shaman That brings me back to Rocky. Okay. I see the mischief in your eyes coming back.

Speaker: Let's just get it over with. I'm excited about my show about to get started on Tuesdays. I'm trying to get out of man. trying to get out of you, bro. but Yeah, I'm excited, man.

Speaker: oh like your time That's right. I got to get new troll accounts to fuck with you. Yeah, me too. fucking hate that guy. I could just come into the studio and not do anything except push buttons. button here,

Speaker: a button there, a button here, button there. It's going to be a fucking shit show. I am so excited about it, man. I've been pumped about it all week. And I've been asking my wife about it because she's seen the videos for the first few episodes already. She's screaming. So trying to figure out like what they're actually going to be. And she's just been like, oh, it's going to fit you. You're going to like it. It's going to be cool. And I'm just like, ah please don't set me up on my first show to look like shit. It's bunch of videos of white Russian bitches. That sounds like a great show to me. Sounds like a terrible show.

Speaker: Your ancestors are so disappointed in you, Rocky. I know. yeah it's it's It's fair. Very fair. all your' you your uah Wait a minute.

Speaker: Is that my favorite? Hey, what is that? Hey, come back here.

Speaker: on now um so

Speaker: hey ask him where your where your theme song is your intro song where is it I'll get you one. What kind of song you want? I'll make you whatever you want. You want a rap song a rock song a country song?

Speaker: ah rock Yeah Okay. Oh speaking of Rocky while I got you here before we get too crazy into the night We didn't do his show today because he's lazy Much like play much like Wally who doesn't do shows when he's supposed to But we did make her picks. Do you want to get your picks put in for SummerSlam?

Speaker: Absolutely Let's go road this the show on the road. Let me let me run through them real quick Wally if you get your ears off the chat unless you're coming up here soon uh i was hoping you were going to be here earlier johnny bongs johnny bongs wait we're johnny bongs cheers

Speaker: fact wi picks beley first show at the probably the good wow ha they going to figure out who is going to win Now, lot of people have been talking about this Roman Reigns fight.

Speaker: We're going into deep discussion over this Seth Rollins team. But tonight, we are getting prepared for these picks. Flick, why don't you take them away? You ready?

Speaker: We've already got our picks in here at the house. But CM Punk versus Cody Rhodes for the undisputed world championship.

Speaker: Um...

Speaker: I think CM Punk comes out with a dub on that. i So the reason why I picked that is because they've already bounced the title a lot recently, and I think that they're looking for a stable.

Speaker: So I think there's going to be some shenanigans. Somebody's going to come in and do something to Cody Rhodes, become his next feud, and then CM Punk will continue on with the title at least until the next day. Well, you know, everybody, yeah I agree. I want CM Punk to win, but unfortunately, i got i got Cody in that pick.

Speaker: Yeah, he's just a golden stable boy. ah No, i just that's just how it's going. The World Heavyweight champion between Championship between Roman Reigns and Seth freaking Rollins.

Speaker: Come on, our tribal chief is walking away with that. du Are you kidding me, Seth Rollins? Nah, he's walking away with that. Come on. That's not even a question.

Speaker: Wait, hold on a second. You said Seth Rollins? No. Roman Reigns. Are you kidding? The tribal chief himself.

Speaker: I'm on an island by myself in that one, too. Who's he got from there? ah he's got i see him and I love you.

Speaker: Liv versus Io. What do we got? sorry sand the womens The Women's World Championship. Liv versus Io.

Speaker: Io's walking away with that. She's Triple H's favorite. um he's been pushing her a lot in like interviews and stuff. I feel like she's coming out with that. kayla Kayla is saying... You mean like it's rigged or something?

Speaker: Is that what you're trying to say? What? Trying to say it's rigged? Yeah, I am. Yes, I am. ah yes i but I agree 100% in truck, but unfortunately, i mean, i hope CM Punk keeps it, but we make these picks and it's a little competition that we have amongst the the network here, which outside of WrestleMania, I've been been winning.

Speaker: So that's changes tonight, ladies and gentlemen, as I pick every pick for the show accurately. I'm going to win this.

Speaker: I bet the human. What did he get? The intercontinental title, Penta versus Chad Gable.

Speaker: ah well ah He's winning that one. Penta all day long. You what I'm saying?

Speaker: ah I think it's going to just be a redemption arc for Chad Gable. I would love to see Chad Gable win. I really would. like yeah the you know The story ends, it all comes full circle. if He wins, he picks it up.

Speaker: That's actually a close That one would be a close one for me. I don't know what angle they would take on that. I don't know, but I i got to... illino You know what? I'm going to switch. I'm going to go Chad Gable.

Speaker: I'm to Chad Gable. but only because I'm going for underdog. underdog So if I lose that one, then um I still feel good. I'm going to go on a little Corbin is great. ah Dude, I think if if they add that match to SummerSlam, Corbin versus Trick, Corbin's walking out the U.S. champion, no doubt about it. Absolutely. The nomad came back, and and tricks Trick's already getting put into the type of the main, the big title picture from last night. um it's it's They're going to do Corbin right when he comes back.

Speaker: Yep. um

Speaker: By the way, you sound really great over this music. Just saying. okay I like it. ah We will have to, after Monday night, you'll have to send me your pick for the women's ladder match for the inter interim women's um championship.

Speaker: Because right now you have Tiffy, Jade, Chelsea, and Charlotte. But we don't know who is going to be in the matchup on Monday night to be that last person.

Speaker: Unless one of those four is your pick. ah Go over the names again? Right now it's Tiffy, Jade, Chelsea, and Chelsea Green and Charlotte Flair.

Speaker: You know, I'm going to make a weird one. I really want to know who the last girl is, but I'll go Charlotte Flair. I know, it's a weird one.

Speaker: It's a weird one, but she's been helping out a lot of other stars for a while. I think that it might be a chance for her to kind of come back to the singles conversation.

Speaker: Rose is picked up for... Yeah, man. and did There's so much that could happen with Cody. oh oh Oh, crap. i did You know what? I have a bold prediction.

Speaker: What if Dean Ambrose...

Speaker: Dean Ambrose coming back to w WWE during a fight between his two brothers. I know it's a far-fetched one, but I've seen crazier shit happen.

Speaker: What if he does come back? Jon Moxley, The Shield reunited in one ring. What do you think? ah No, I thought about that. Kayla and I were actually talking. Wally, I didn't see your comment come up.

Speaker: Wally said, what up? What up, Wally? Um... ah The number one contender, Sammy versus Finn

Speaker: It's not demon Finn Balor. No, just Finn Balor. And it's Sammy Zane. ay Sammy Zane's coming out with a dub.

Speaker: ah rocky with yeah He can't take two back-to-back. If they do that shit to him, they might as well bury him. How do you go for being a champion of the entire company for nine days? a mid-card doofus.

Speaker: He can i think you can't even pin somebody. up the you He's a mid-card doofus at the end of the day. He is the last real good guy.

Speaker: He's a doofus.

Speaker: He just walked away. He's like, oh, shut up, Brock. you know You know what, Trock? I like the way you think.

Speaker: and i And I have to agree with you in that statement. i You know what? I'm going to give you the first gold star of the night right there with that comment. like He said, truthfully, I think Glick and Trock will kick all their asses.

Speaker: Well, you know what, Trock? As you gave Glick that comment, you're getting the first rejected gold star the night. All right, who do we got next? Also didn't even know he was here last night. So I mean, you have the ring general versus.

Speaker: Oh, God damn it. Yeah.

Speaker: you have the ring general versus oh god damnmit yeah the ring generals winning just this that that His name is the the ring generals like ja his name's gunther but he is he's the ring the ring yaro but yeah Like like there's no advancing a storyline with those two like yeah Nick Aldis is coming back to the ring so they he beats Gunther and he starts dude Nick Aldis was a beast in NWA and in TNA and plus he's married to Mickie James so I mean I know that is that is that is so that's a huge plus

Speaker: But Gunther doesn't have a wife, so Mickey is not coming back. So because of that, Gunther has to... his ass!

Speaker: Oh, yes. No breaks. That's right. Are there the worst matches of the night? Yeah, it's probably going to be one of the worst matches for sure.

Speaker: It's just a fluffer match. Yeah, go get snack. Go take a piss and and you'll be good. You have the six-man tag match between The Bloodline and and LA Knight, Royce Keys, and solo C. Kokos.

Speaker: uh

Speaker: shacola and coca coca i

Speaker: you know john heel

Speaker: you got You got to play the world's the the world's baddest tag team's intro if Wally's in the building. Yeah, that is true. What up, Wally?

Speaker: Walt Fiefus, since you're here, real quick, I'll run through what we've already done. Punk Rhodes, who you got? Punk. Man, I am the only one picking Cody to win that one. Roman, Seth. Seth. Seth.

Speaker: seth set um Wally and I are going Team Seth. Eosky live.

Speaker: Eosky. All right. Here we go. Here we go. there we go here Kayla's all by herself on the Liv pick, but she's also she's also being smart with her pick because Liv Morgan is clearly sucking the dick of Triple h so because she's a garbage-ass wrestler.

Speaker: Oh, yeah, and not having to defend the fucking title at all. Never. Penta versus Gable. I'm going Gable.

Speaker: Cash is the only one that picked Penta in that one. um Again, unless unless you already have your pick for the ladder match for the interim women's champion, I can get your pick on monday after Monday Night Raw.

Speaker: But currently you have Tiffy, Jade, Chelsea, and Charlotte in there. Tiffy. Ah, Wally's on that Tiffy time. I hit i hit kala i hit hit Kayla and Cash with something that they that I don't think anybody's thought about.

Speaker: We haven't seen somebody in a little minute. and She's a former women's champion. I think my girl Stephanie back here comes back and enters that ladder match. Didn't think about that. Yeah, you're right. Because she's been on the 434 Facebook page. He's been talking a lot about her possible return, I've seen.

Speaker: Yep. Sammy and Finn. Finn all day, baby. Yeah, Rocky's going... o Sammy by himself like an idiot.

Speaker: The ring general Nick Nick

Speaker: in day fucking out of here bro to go to hate you we're back well we're we're yeah i back based on sort of la here i think summer championship matches cmunk versus cody rhos winner c punk think punks escapees with the title possibly after a controversial finish or outside interference, keeping the feud alive through the fall. You know what I noticed, too?

Speaker: None of the rest of the Bloodline members have a match. The Usos, they don't have a match? Yes, they do. Yeah, they do. They're in the six-man tag match. Oh, you didn't finish yet. I'm not done yet. I said now we're back to where we were when Wally joined. We have the six-man tag match, the Usos and the Samoan Werewolf versus...

Speaker: LA Knight, Royce Keys, and Solo Secoa. I'm going to throw monkey wrench in this. Solo is going to turn and go back to the bloodline. I'm going with the bloodline on this pick.

Speaker: mary ah What is it what his name? Charles Barkley? Well, i hear you now, clear, Wally. But what I'm going to do is... If you look at the Novas...

Speaker: so you look at the nopas you like Don King, not Charles Barkley. Yeah. hello Yeah, but keep going. You you got me engaged.

Speaker: Cash, you got a couple lone wolves here, buddy. by the one Okay, if you say so. ah You have a six-woman tag match with the Bellas and Paige versus Fatal Infection.

Speaker: Fatal Infection.

Speaker: um I'm going with my girl Paige.

Speaker: So while you and I are are team infection, and not because I like them, it's just because oh they're's it's their it's they're getting a push. They're going to get a push, and it's going to continue because they're going to win this match. so Is it for the titles?

Speaker: No. No, it's not for the titles? No, it's a six-woman tag. We have Dominic Mysterio versus Ben Nights. Very evil. You are cursed.

Speaker: what about that guy

Speaker: ah we have dominicsterio verse and nice very evil you are first Damn, that win, bro. Downhousing. I'm going downhousing. I'm going downhousing.

Speaker: Yeah. there nobody Everybody has picked Danhousing. And the sad part is is he's getting more of a push, honestly, in WWE than he did in AEW.

Speaker: I love it. I love him. i you know He doesn't wrestle a whole lot. you know He's a little guy, but goddammit, he's entertaining us all. He's honestly kind of picked up the slack where R-Truth's kind of in a serious role now with being tag team chants with that. So you got Dan Housen picking up the slack with the comedy and shit now. so and't that go I like that. oh yeah I like the fact that you know the comedy element still has to be there. Before, R-Truth was I just like that they're continuing that portion. so you yeahll go down that

Speaker: People love him, dude. He's going on all these sports shows at ESPN and networks and stuff like that. cursed the picks. Like I said, he's getting a bigger push now than he ever did in AEW.

Speaker: That is true. We used it when we went to Florida. Hale and I had all of our stuff in there for a week. It's massive. I have an official Pittsburgh Penguins hockey bag.

Speaker: nice That's one of the blue jackets players gave me from that gamer no No, no, no, no, no from where I used to work at we had five jackets players that lived in my building like Arena and he was training blue jackets so he got his new blue jackets hockey bag and He knew that I grew up a penguins fan even though I was a jackets fan as well. and He was like you want it I'm like What the fuck am I going to do with this giant-ass bag?

Speaker: I'll tell you what. We've used it quite a bit. We've used it quite a bit when we've gone out of town. It's great, but it's heavy as fuck when you fill it. So, the last match for you guys to pick, unless any more added Monday night, it is a big one.

Speaker: It's in a hell of a cell. It's the beast in the car. Oba. Oba. He's to take that though, bro.

Speaker: They can't do that to me. They going to do it to him. I'll be pissed about that match. Watch. no no this is This is Brock's real retirement. It's done because it's in Minnesota.

Speaker: Go back to the UFC. No, he's not. He's actually going back and on his YouTube channel. He's from Canada.

Speaker: Brock Lesnar is from Canada, isn't he? No, he's originally from Minnesota. He moved to Canada. So he lived, but he lives in Canada. That sounds right. yeah so Yeah, he's going back to Canada. My point is still valid. Oh, shit.

Speaker: I know. Should we put out a missing report? Yeah, no, this is going to be his actual retirement match because that was the original rumors. Was it SummerSlam because it was in his backyard, essentially, that Brock was going to retire? So, yeah, it's going to be Hogan Ultimate Warrior. It's going to be and John Cena. What?

Speaker: you know you then why eaves and the new generation comes in and you pass the torch. And Oba's the new monster. And he already proved that. You think they switched out to Ultimate Warrior?

Speaker: Oh, they 100% did because him and Vince didn't like each other. Yep. I'm glad that things were squashed and bridges bridges were mended.

Speaker: Yeah. And Ultimate Warrior was inducted into the Hall of Fame. Unfortunately, it sucks that he died three days later. but Well, then that and now they do that the Warriors thing, too, during the Hall of Fame. Don't they do that on AEW, too? No, it's the heart. They do it for the hearts.

Speaker: Yeah, Owen Hart. Yeah, they have the Owen Hart. Yeah, Owen Hart's wife said it'll be it'll take her until she dies before Owen Hart ever has, that family has anything to do with WWE anymore.

Speaker: You've been acknowledged. oh i said ya when When you said hot gay, he said hot queer. Yeah, and then I said that that guy is gayer than Scotto.

Speaker: and That's gay. Actually, I think a little Asian dude, Dr. Wang Chi or whatever from The Hangover said it best. pepper me ah That, and since we're talking wrestling real quick, I i love i look for R-Truth and Damien Priest to lose the titles eventually because Damien Priest is going to become one of the main headlines of Triple H now. No, you know I love it. Let me fix it. Let me fix it. I'll fix it for you, buddy. There you go. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Speaker: so oh me fix it um me fix it i'll fix it for you buddy a very go

Speaker: I know nothing about that. I mean... a Brock, I can only say you said you don't sound black at all. He doesn't sound black. I'm sorry that I don't sound uneducated.

Speaker: haha What up, you goddamn DJ and heathen? Moe Dog, we're going to be down in your neck of the woods next weekend, Bubba. We're going to be down in Louisville. yeah but We're going to Waverly.

Speaker: The Insane Asylum down in louis Louisville, Kentucky. Yeah. and We're going to go play with Ghost. Yeah. And Rob and Connor.

Speaker: Next Saturday night. We're doing Urban Night at Waverly. We're be there from midnight to 6 a.m. at Friday. How dare you steal Mandy's line? How dare you, sir? We're getting ready to send a search party out for you because apparently you've been missing for two nights.

Speaker: um I hope you're alive and well and your captors are treating you appropriately or... He's getting his milk carton. Or if you're feeling freaky, very inappropriately. He's still looking at his house now.

Speaker: What the fuck is that? That's a black man. That's all black mean, you're black Jackson that counts, right? Yeah, you know what I mean? Like I'm cool with that. Yeah

Speaker: and so that's all like i the thank you okay

Speaker: that's a real black man and yeah i mean i mean yeah you're blacker than michael jackson that counts right yeah yeah you know what i mean like i'm cool with that yeah e o what it Have you guys seen the documentary on that, by the way? I'm still going through it.

Speaker: What? The Michael Jackson documentary. We haven't watched it. We haven't watched yet, but I know my daughter wants to watch it, but she's going to band camp this week, so it'll probably be the following week they come home that we'll watch it. It's crazy, bro. Last night, I was getting to ready to go to bed,

Speaker: and um I found out that He-Man is on Prime, and then I also found out that Mortal Kombat 2 is on HBO. So I'm like, but yeah, I'm about to get my movies on this week. Oh, is it? I got HBO.

Speaker: I got a movie. Yeah, the new Mortal Kombat's on there, and then I've already watched the new He-Man movie. I haven't watched it yet. What you think of the new He-Man movie? Did you watch it growing up? I did, so I'm just curious. Honestly, I was actually impressed with it, I'll be honest.

Speaker: Okay. All right. Cool. I'll actually go watch it then. Yeah, I think it looks good. I think they got a really good cast. i I'll be honest with you. it There's some comedy input in between some of the stuff in there that kind of caught me off guard that I wouldn't have expected, but it looks and fit it fit the scenes that they did it in. was really good.

Speaker: Okay. Yeah, because like – You know, and i'm kind of I'm kind of curious to see how I do it because, you know, I grew up watching the cartoon and, you know, I remember the Dolph Lundgren version.

Speaker: be Be ready for a couple surprises in the movie. I figured i figured they were going to have you in it because a lot of their promotional stuff, they had Dolph Lundgren with the guy. But they did the same. like You know, it's kind of like a lot of people forget that Before Thomas Jane or Vinnie Jones, I think it was who He was the Punisher. Not Vinnie Jones. um Ray. Ray Stevenson.

Speaker: ah And before Shane Barenthal, Dolph Lundgren was the Punisher. Yep. He was the original He-Man first movie and the first Punisher movie. even though You also killed Apollo Creed. You son of a bitch. I'll never forgive you for killing Apollo Creed.

Speaker: He's got a machine rock you tell him he bleeds rock he's got a machine rock

Speaker: I Have a new friend apparently from cash What is this thing I Does not look like a flamingo and is a flaing dam it If this was lazy Lazy Show, I would say something because I know they're not afraid to get banned. Call the network. i'll keep the Cash, is that your new best friend?

Speaker: Oh, that's the sword. Oh, let me see. oh Tell me about the sword. This is the one that he bought. Go get your metal ones. This is the one that he got. This one's made out of bamboo.

Speaker: This one this one in November... the the guy who voices this character on that show will be here at the mall. And we're going to try to go up there so Cash can meet him.

Speaker: Nice. That is so cool, man. I don't know what show this is from. I think this is from Demon Hunter. Hell yeah. Oh, Demon Slayer. Sorry.

Speaker: These are the ones... Get it right, bro. What's this one? This is also from Demon Slayer. These are the ones that we got him. He got the change or they can connect them these those shas look Really familiar these ones are me or

Speaker: yeah this is from demon slayer yeah this is suoo but name kegan kazui and through Tegan Azuiwa.

Speaker: Drink some more beer and try it later. I kind of want these for myself. I'm not going to lie. there go But those are metal. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Can I play leg you see them again?

Speaker: The edge is blunt, so it's not sharp. Is it metal? Is it my like legit metal? like you got dry it my eyes is blank too is it um is it like legit metal yeah Let me see. there're still right What?

Speaker: yeah Dude, that's fucking sick. That is sick. The only thing that sucks about it, the chain that connects them is fucking plastic. But, I mean, I got trambling i could probably change that. Rocky's got some chain you could probably use. well Yeah, I could yeah i can go to Home Depot and get metal chains. I'll be out in the yard screwing the bitches are around.

Speaker: Next time we hear anything about Glick, it'll be a being on the news because he stabbed himself in the fucking head with swords. was In the show.

Speaker: A.K.A. Man promoting Miller Lite stabbed himself with swords. so He loses a hand. What's up, dude? know the build one what's out du keep appointment Apparently in the show homeboy loses a hand so he's usually one handed. cause he's running a deep... It's like, they're running boats and that's the same time.

Speaker: Yeah. I don't know. Is Kayla still awake out there? Kayla, are you still awake? I could have fucking done that. She is now.

Speaker: Tell her way to go. Hi, Kaylee.

Speaker: I can fucking yell down in the goddamn hallway. He's literally standing in the bedroom door and he's like, no. Fucking yells. Fucking done. She said, what up, Mo? Now.

Speaker: can i Can I? What's up, Kaylee? What did you say? Fuck you,

Speaker: Not all white women like you, Rocky. That's not true. That's 10 shots.

Speaker: i didn't need to drink to tolerate you tonight gli

Speaker: You need to drink so I can talk to you, Brock.

Speaker: What did you say, Wally? I said, then you better start chugging. Get the bottle and just start tipping. forget I just got this, and it's already... i mean, I've been going... don't know if you can see that, but what I just got this.

Speaker: Tennessee.

Speaker: Jack Daniels, Tennessee. Thank you. Is it Jack Daniels? Yes, it's Jack Daniels. I've had a few. I'm sorry. Tennessee. No shit. Most whiskey comes from Tennessee or Kentucky. No, no, no.

Speaker: Like I said, Rocky, chug away. looks good Doing shots of Hennessy over there. Okay. I am not doing... so Okay, goddammit, MoDog.

Speaker: Get your ass on panel, MoDog. We need you up here. Don't worry. If I run out of beer, you guys will make fun of me because I've got a couple sweet frozen concoctions in the freezer that I may have. co Oh, so your true colors are going to come out on the show tonight, huh?

Speaker: Oh, you should have seen it years ago. years ago how you doing true How are you Seven colors in the rainbow.

Speaker: You didn't like my commercials, Glick? Those were great commercials, and they're sponsors for the network. i didn't I didn't say that I didn't like them. I just needed to make some room for some things. Okay, buddy? Calm down. Okay. Just making sure you're getting paid, you know?

Speaker: but I haven't seen the chick yet, but

Speaker: I had to need... What the fuck? Did you just have a stroke, Chaka? I had to mean i need it out for a bit. I was watching the Marvel announcements right now. Okay.

Speaker: Dude, I cannot wait to see Avengers Doom. Me too. So wait a minute. Let's talk about that for a second. I've just started getting into the lore of it a little bit. is the Is the basis of it is that Tony turned into Doctor Doom? No, it's a multiverse.

Speaker: So he's what would have happened to Tony in ah in a different timeline or a different multiverse and he's here. are Totally different. Can you explain it to me? Because how are they going to portray that when he's the same character?

Speaker: You know what I mean? Like the same person. That's what I'm interested in. The MCU and these next several phases... is all about the multiverse, my friend, and anything and every... That's how they're going to explain introducing the Fantastic Four and X-Men like they did in Wolverine and Deadpool and various other characters that were on Fox and Sony.

Speaker: It's all about the multiverse and introducing these characters and bringing them into the Disney-owned Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Speaker: so gotcha i mean even spider-man the new spider-man you know they've got uh the punisher has a huge role in it and that was originally a netflix thing so you have to kind of multiverse it and play with it and spin it around too um i think the venom the tom hardy venom movies were not The only ones that are not being touched by Disney because Sony will not give up the rights for any of them Well, Tom Harding is supposed to get introduced here soon because they're gonna introduce the venom black suit at some point on spider-man and it'll be introducing Tom Hardy That'll be good, but Disney wound up fucking that up like they've done everything else i mean, they've done a pretty good job. Don't we?

Speaker: I've seen that Shao Kahn, the master of the 10 rings, whatever his name is, is in this new doom. shang lee shang lee shang lu shangly i like I like that movie. I thought that was a really good movie. I know a lot of people didn't didn't like it. I'm doing great, man. I loved it. Is that a movie or a series? No, it was a movie.

Speaker: ah Shang-Li and the Ten Rings or something like that? That was a movie. yeah they're like how he just skipped over over and all that. What? I said Shang-Li represented my culture just fine.

Speaker: But it that doesn't make any sense. Yeah, that was the point. That was the point. You missed it. It's all good. You need to drink more so I can tolerate you more. You both need to drink more to tolerate each other. Shut up.

Speaker: Wally, I tolerate you just fine, man. yeah yeah I don't even tolerate myself. What the hell? but By the way, you're the only one who got an entrance onto the network tonight because I wasn't here to welcome all of Glitchfork. That's a fucking bold-faced lie, you motherfucker. You better get your back together before you come in here talking bullshit because i had an intro and my man Shaman had an intro before he was even up on stage.

Speaker: What? oh shit that oh shit who made those intros i did okay Well, we see i like to you

Speaker: so chuckka car hey lili let's get to see ah well you know what will be we'll be here for the next four and a half hours

Speaker: Unless I decide to hit the meltdown button and just leave.

Speaker: Curse somebody out again this weekend. i don't know. We'll see what happens. I got that button, by the way, just because of ah that. Another one. I'm making accounts, up? Yeah.

Speaker: so oh for like yeah who is gonna Sad part about it was that she wasn't va do she wasn't making those. She had them motherfuckers on ready. they were They were loaded in the chamber. Oh, yeah.

Speaker: Oh, yeah. I mean, I got like six. yeah we yeah we Yeah, we know. Rock here's intro and just assumes it's relating to the

Speaker: country jail. Is that because he's black?

Speaker: Oh, I have my own. way problem processing i can't I can't wait until somebody accuses me of having a DEI hire now because Rocky has a show. What is that? The Aladdin theme song.

Speaker: Hey!

Speaker: theyre lives and them so that that and and that hey and Sounds racist, no?

Speaker: I just made you something dope, dude. All

Speaker: right, guys. See you. It's nice being on the show. You good, baby? Yeah. Don't, Rocky, run. I'll tell him I know nothing.

Speaker: I'll tell him everything. I'll tell him I know nothing and be your alibi simultaneously. i english He was with Jedi all night.

Speaker: sir That explains so much. All Heroes of the World came somewhere. Sasquatch power, unmatched swag, Mike's skills, I'm like,

Speaker: Nice. I like the purple and black too, man. I rocked me some purple and black, son. Oh, wait, i am. ah yeah that's where i that's our That's where I got it from, man. By the way, nice Hawaiian shirt.

Speaker: Bringing the Hawaiian shirts back to the panel. yeah and It was just one-night thing so I could represent the the nephew's school. I might bring it back during football season. I don't know.

Speaker: I already played it. From the Samoyan werewolf. What's up, Beast Mode? How you doing?

Speaker: What up, Beast Mode? What up, Glock? Beast Mode. The Glick Glock Glitch. You call him Glock 9. You know why.

Speaker: If you know, you know. If you know, you know. The Glick Glock Glitch, baby. All day, er, day. Yeah, you are a glitch.

Speaker: I'm going to glitch your matrix. Keep it up, Wally. That sounds creepy as fuck, bro. I don't know. this is I'll burn that sticker right off the side of my tongue. That might be my next pickup line.

Speaker: What's up, girl? I'm going to glitch your matrix. Oh, my God. I'm Hey, Rocky, you want to talk about somebody that's not a very good supportive brother or or friend?

Speaker: This asshole. I just got out so big I'll be we will like you there Friday, but I I don't have a show Wednesday now we would have to see what happens Oh He went quiet good that's perfect Welcome to the panel our main man Johnny Bongs, welcome up to the panel, buddy. It's good to see you.

Speaker: but in He's he's like a staler ex- boyyfriend like both the You better pick up your phone and answer your door. I know your own bitch. has know whatever whatever so That had it. It's Half the time you don't answer his phone.

Speaker: right but glt Glick never answers his phone Wally you've been so responsive like I just ask you for stuff and then you're like right there on it Johnny on the spot but to be fair Glick did help me he did help me and he was on the spot shows together because they both can't answer their phones until the next day or two days later Johnny's getting shots All right, Johnny. what, Johnny? We'll do the show together. Fuck Wally. You know what? New co-host, Wally.

Speaker: Johnny's my new co-host. Whatever. Sorry, Kayla. Apparently, I'm starting another new show. Don't kill me. Bye, whatever will you do, Glick.

Speaker: Welcome to the Johnny Bong Show. He's Johnny Bong, and I'm Glick. We're just going to sit here and watch him draw. but We're going to call it the Glick Makes Excuses Show. but I could draw that, but, you know.

Speaker: Hey, look, Glick's holding up the image of himself in his hand. got good joke,

Speaker: What? that's fit. stock You only wish.

Speaker: Yep, I'm keeping that. Salva! Jean-Claude Van Joker. but Leg breaks off as you do that snap. Oops, I'm sorry, Cash. Guess had to buy you a new one.

Speaker: As if I hadn't bought him a million action figures. ah His sister calls them his Barbie dolls. and He was like, but Barbies, they're action figures. No, she calls my rest of it.

Speaker: Yeah, we know Daniel Burris. who These good people. saying Hell yeah. I mean, hey, from Lisey, too. Hi, Lisey.

Speaker: Hi, clock it. but and Yeah, Daniel Burris. Daniel Burris, Ports Highlights. yep Yeah, Ports Highlights.

Speaker: I really hope he's a good guy in real life because God bless him. We were calling him Daniel Burris for the longest time, and he just never corrected us. He's like, hey, whatever.

Speaker: Because we were all too fucking stupid to read his name properly. was All right. We got some bars coming out in the chat tonight. Go ahead. Read it off, Rod. I've got the main channel taken, so I'm trying to tell everyone about it. Drop the beat.

Speaker: you would ah Yeah, drop it in the drop it in the chat. Tell him to make sure his new channel following the network so we can follow him back. And yeah, man, he's always been good peoples with us over here.

Speaker: I won't be able to click shit

Speaker: but just out outrage again da charlie um rocky i won't be able to click shit right now because i'm on my phone fan for that shit but but cut them fuck um He's a better rapper than I am bro He had to go Damn There's the dog I was wondering when he was going to show up Maybe the rumors are real Maybe I am a musician Maybe I am a comedian Maybe you are magician huh

Speaker: Stop the cat. Everybody get your waders out. Happy anniversary, Beast Mode and and lady friend. What did he say?

Speaker: I'm in BC's four-year anniversary. yeah man Happy anniversary, guys. yeah just to keep of you how no yeah Keep talking shit.

Speaker: Who's talking shit? Will you stop playing those dog sound effects, please? That dog's talking that shit. Get it, Smokey.

Speaker: It's not coming from me. I told you.

Speaker: Oh, shit. It's all Johnny's fault. yeah i johnny's fault I forgot I got the PFP and not my my regular background. You can see when sound comes from my... The hell, Hold hold on. Let me turn the volume up. You can't hear this.

Speaker: It sounds fake. Oh, shit.

Speaker: yeah

Speaker: She's too focused. All right, now she's looking at him. Who's controlling the back door tonight? work walk

Speaker: ah

Speaker: as he's too focused great bar

Speaker: right now with item

Speaker: who's controling the back door tonight I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it. Hey, you know, ah I can control the back door. You want what, don't do what?

Speaker: Rocky's apparently got his back door wide open tonight.

Speaker: And welcoming to the stage, Charlie. What up? Hell yeah. It's so great to see you on panel tonight. Thank you for pointing us off the Nonsense of Network.

Speaker: We are happy to have you here and we hope you have a great night. It's nice to be here. Thank y'all for having me. It's my first time on the non-Sysical Network. I've been on the the Shaman Show before, but I was like, I got a mosey on over here.

Speaker: Yes, you will find that we are the Sybil Network. i don't I don't like to brag or anything. and so I don't want to have any you. then don't.

Speaker: That's as simple as that. Just don't have one. they We're all good. Don't stare over it. I was about to be nice the Lazy Shaman Network, unlike some people on this panel. I won't mention any names, Rocky. but stuff here we're not the superior brand we thought i would uh come up here and say hey y'all spend little time and uh share daniel bear's channel in the back chat because obviously not being a mod it's not gonna link right um yeah i'm just trying to spread the word because he is such a good dude who supports so many

Speaker: Like when I say I've seen him in every single sector of YouTube I go to and just being super supportive, never hear a bad word about He's just a good person. He gets these memberships for people. You know what saying? He's always like comes in, hits the like button. He's just a good person for this to happen to him. It's just like I can't like I got to make sure I tell everybody that knows him, you know, hey, this is his new channel.

Speaker: it It breaks my heart for him because he is a good, sweet person. No, yeah, that's wild. I mean, he's always coming in and always, like you said, always. o So I'm going to try. i don't know how this is going to work, but I threw it in the chat as well. So if you guys are out there and you want to go there it is get Daniel Burris, as Shaman and I call him, this this this get that get that new channel up and going for him and support him.

Speaker: We will absolutely be doing the same thing here from the network. I just, you know, it's just like if one of if like you see a really good person who brings nothing but positivity to chats and to different spaces to get done dirty like that, it just it's very heartbreaking that someone would even do that to someone that doesn't bother anybody.

Speaker: Well, and if you're a sports person, you'll enjoy a show. Well, I mean, he wasn't saying like LeBron was better than Jordan or anything like that, right? No. No.

Speaker: And he didn't deserve whatever he got. If

Speaker: if he did say LeBron was better than Jordan, it'd be true. Well, then he could get his shit shut down. I mean, watch out. You might get your second down. but yeah If anybody wants to report this this stream right now.

Speaker: You better watch out, Shaman, before I come to Southern Ohio and pack your shit for you. hey Whoa, whoa. Do you mean that figuratively or... Literally.

Speaker: i'm talking your bull bur He was talking about packing your bowl. isn Prison style, my friend. oh Don't drop the soap, homie. He's going to pack your legs like Keebler. That's why that's why i use soap rope. That's why you don't drop it on accident. It's the only time I let Luke get that close.

Speaker: He's going to pack your legs like a Keebler, Al. you You know what they say, boys and lady. Surprise sex in the morning is always great unless you're in prison. Bobby knows what I'm talking about.

Speaker: Also, shout out to Tony Bonds. The best mustache in the biz. ah Thank you. God damn right. Oh, my God. He pulled out that Barry White voice on us.

Speaker: all know you're white. yeah that's That's Barry Black. Oh, my God. We're calling him Barry Black. Oh, my God.

Speaker: He wishes he was black. Stop the cow. Oh, my goodness. Look at old Brock Lee over here, the whitest motherfucker on the planet.

Speaker: yeah I would like to say that um shout out to my pasty girl wherever you at because I miss your white ass. We're supposed to blend into the wild together. Where you at?

Speaker: Unfortunately, RIP to LazyTraday, he was kidnapped and he's been traffic-attended out of the country. Oh, not traffic-attended?

Speaker: traffic attended. He's now, he's been traffic-attentited to Bosnia. and Let's just say he's been taken to an island, okay? RIP, our pasty white brother.

Speaker: I'd pour one out for you, but that'd be a huge waste of beer, but I'll drink this one for you. bla la But next week we will do a tribute to Lazy if you want to come by the show.

Speaker: I will say, I mean, you know, it's an unfortunate thing that Lazy was taking from us so soon. and Because he started rocking the new cap and, you know, he he looks good in it.

Speaker: he he He can pull it off. That's what happened. What did you do to Lazy? No. yeah yeah

Speaker: He was our light in the darkness. We could go into a cave and see everything. And now he's gone. Well, I have a very different experience with Jedi. So I'm not the happiest. I'm kind of glad he's gone. That is the Uno. Whoa, Rock, what did you do to Jedi? Why he looks so bad, though?

Speaker: Why his head looks so big? Why does that look like a bunch of lesbian cops? Because that's what fucking Jedi is. That's why. That looks like a bunch of stuff. Oh my God.

Speaker: um know and Most of them are looking at his though. just

Speaker: Sergeant. RIP lazy. Let that be a lesson to everyone. Gerbils belong in cages, not Collins. Oh my God. Are you going to be allowed to walk around camp like that? No. Okay. Shout out to my lazy bug. Oh my God.

Speaker: shout out to my lazy book

Speaker: That was great, by the way. I'm going to steal that. going to steal that. I'm going to would you steal that one and then I got another one after this, so let me know when you stole it.

Speaker: All right, I got that one. Give me another one. you you You're going to look like Moana on your own. Oh, my God. a little lightning bolt. like,

Speaker: the movie Oh my goodness. Shout out to Zeddy Scotto for making those. ah no got make that That is dope. Little lazy bug, you like my world.

Speaker: That is so great. You're buying up every room you go into. I'm literally putting that like right now. husband Let me go back to myself. Let me go back to myself. He looks like he's ready to take you to Never Neverland.

Speaker: He really does. He looks like a little fairy. He's so cute. Johnny likes Never Neverland. Wow.

Speaker: Wow. Jedi, if you somehow watch this, we just wanted you to know you'd be a cute fairy. happyly You know, before I finished reading that, Sarge, I knew exactly where it was going.

Speaker: Yeah, yeah I got a whole ass. ain't all people. I can could take a piss while they talk. well If you leave, we're all going to be silent until get back. I'm going to burn the fucking network down the minute he leaves.

Speaker: Yeah, put that back up. Hey, girl, how you doing? What's up? Five hours later, he's going to come back. What up, girl? There's Devontae.

Speaker: What it do? You got to get it right. What it do, baby boo? you trying You trying to get that get that credit score lowered and become a single mom? What's Oh God.

Speaker: Damn it. Why am part of this fucking network sometimes? It just doesn't make any sense.

Speaker: up, girl? I ask myself that same question every day now going on two years being part of this, but also question why the last 30 years I've been friends with this Sasquatch idiot over here.

Speaker: you know what You know what, Wally? Feelings are mutual, my friend. i but like better You did not, man. Hey, what's it mean?

Speaker: Oh, okay. get kick I'm good. Hey, guys. Welcome to the Nonsensical Network. there we go. All right. Hey, everybody. Welcome to the Nonsensical Network.

Speaker: Make sure you hit that like button if you like this kind of content. Share it out. Tell a homie, tell friend. I'm not going to talk shit on this because I'm going to go click next if I do. Thank you for being responsible on the network. and shout Also, don't tell Jesus don't tell jesus if we're doing something wrong, okay? great what i you yeah wally Wally's doing something wrong.

Speaker: Speaking of Jesus, um we were at the grocery store. And you know we We were getting stuff for dinner and I found a package of chicken. And let me tell you, Kayla and I got a little bit too excited for how much this chicken cost.

Speaker: Motherfucker. 66 cents, my friend. Oh, my God. yeah That one, I was like, fucking hell, Satan, baby. Let's go. It's the Satan chicken. Let's eat it.

Speaker: I don't know. I told Cash, said, you're going to need Jesus. He's like, I got Jesus.

Speaker: Fuckers are on your own. You're going to be begging Jesus when you're on the toilet. um That's what that sounds like on the other side.

Speaker: that's what that sounds like on the other side The Shaman Powers? Oh, shit. Magic Spirit Waterman. What up with you, Baba?

Speaker: What the fuck is got the cheapest vodka in America, bro. I got it. It's between that and 99. What's that other one? There's another one, too. used to drink it. yeah it's the between it cookie with you and ninety nine what's that other one there's another one too it's um i just drink it Cash just brought this in and said it'd be on the desk with me.

Speaker: A little tiny Jeebus. well Don't make me small like that. That's disrespectful. That shit's so cheap, they spelled their own name wrong. I almost feel terrible that Jeebus is on my computer watching this fucking shit go down. But I also feel like if Jesus was around today, he'd be like, this is my favorite show. He'd probably have a drink with you. He's a friend of sinners. He ain't the friend of the fucking saints, bro.

Speaker: Yeah, man. Aristocrat. I that understand who he was. got understand who he was first. not I already know what I'm doing next week for the thumbnail. Next week's nonsensical nonsense.

Speaker: Jesus is my homie, and it's going to be me and Jeebus drinking beer for the thumbnail. Dude, please. i wouldn't be disrespected at all. yeah I wouldn't be disrespected when I fully believe in him. I would not be disrespected.

Speaker: That's funny as fuck. Dude, I'm actually doing it right. it says it says It says to meet God where you're at, right? It doesn't matter where you're at. You just got to meet him where you're at, wherever it is. No, know. I'm just playing a game. I do believe, though, and I do have a good heart, and I do have a good faith, but i joke about it. It's very interesting like being a human and like, oh, we have all this fucking information um of the afterlife. Yeah, right.

Speaker: I bet one person knows. and probably was Could you imagine if I do this next week? Or let me rephrase that, when I do that this week or next week? the Next Saturday. Oh, no, i will be here next Saturday night. I'm going to be ghost hunting the following Saturday. So if you guys are hanging about, just know that a Jesus people are going to pop in here thinking like some kind of religious podcast. They're going to walk into this. they're gonna be That's blasphemy.

Speaker: ah You don't think Jesus had a one beer in his whole life? You don't think Jesus had one drink his whole life? You turned the water into wine for God's sake. And the party was hella happy. They said, oh, now you bring out the good wine? They're going all piss. They're like, oh, now you bring out the good shit?

Speaker: Not to sound like a nerd. that it's Not to sound like a nerd, but being Christian, there were occasions where wine was used. No, no, for sure. I mean, he says you can drink but not get drunk, and I don't get drunk, and I drink for a buzz only.

Speaker: I just want to buzz. I don't want to get drunk. I don't want be i am 100% getting plastered right now, bro. Yeah, I just don't like it. It's not fun. whoa If you start walking on your hands and knees, it's not fun anymore. It depends on what you're doing i mean but you no you know do on your no no She might be. Hey, I'm already on my knees. Okay. I'm just saying. Okay. Rock's getting white girl wasted tonight.

Speaker: Shut up, Sergeant. Sorry. I have so much energy, dude. oh i have a lot of talent. How you been, man? How's it been going, Isaac? Dude, okay. I want to tell you. i want to catch you guys up. First of all, i have I have terrible anxiety for like three years. I got on gabapentin.

Speaker: My nerves are done. So my nerves are shot, but now I have no anxiety. It's gone. I feel new. And then I felt shitty, and I'm like, wait, I'm going to go to the doctor. They denied me because I was like, I think I have a parasite.

Speaker: I went home. I got some fucking ivermectin. I took it myself. Oh, shit. Yeah, I took the ivermectin myself, and I've never felt better in my life. I've never felt this clean. I've never felt this pure. I've never felt, like, clear thoughts. I must have had a parasite. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker: i took i've I got some ivermectin. Dude, I've never felt better in my motherfucking life, and i I've taken it for a week straight, dude. Every day. What kind of side effects did you have as far as shitting? Zero side effects. so Zero side effects except for shitting.

Speaker: None. Yeah, but how much did you shit? I just shit out a lot liquid and shit, but I think I had a microbial parasite because nothing big came out. I think I had small shit living in there, small microbial. But wasn't it like you needed to take a day off of work? How long did it take to kick in?

Speaker: um I've been off work, disabled, coma, and ah I had a partial lobotomy for like three years. I haven't worked.

Speaker: I just live in my parents' garage. But I work for them, so I do work part-time. Yeah, I'm not bad, bro. Yeah, I work part-time, my bad. I will say that's a good thing. We may make jokes and whatnot. I'm glad that you're feeling better.

Speaker: Yeah. i saw heard I'm not joking. I'm serious. No, i saw i for I suffered for six years with a parasite. I didn't know. That's how you, two days later after I took the pill. Let me also explain something to you. It may not, it, a lot of people don't understand that leaky gut is a thing.

Speaker: And it's actually like, if you have like stool that's left inside of you or your stomach is sour, that once you get that out, you don't realize how much better you feel. So it may not have been a parasite per se. It could have been literally what they call leaky gut. Look that up. It's for real thing. It could be. But if if the ivermectin cleaned me out, then it was that. I'll give credit to it because I didn't take anything else, and I've been suffering for like six to three to five years. I don't know.

Speaker: But I feel better. yeah I'm pretty sure it was the ivermectin. Well, like I get two days off. I got to time it right because I'm not trying to, you know, shit myself at work. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker: No, take it like- That would be a really shitty situation at work. Bring it to work on your on your last day and take it like two hours before you get off. You should be fine. And then take it every day when you can. i don't I think you should take it like a week straight at least because there's eggs and there's like some of them might survive.

Speaker: with I don't know how it works. So like on my skin, for example, I used to break out and i now won't it doesn't happen anymore. it's and It stopped. I'm telling you, this is fucking miracle shit. And they they got us afraid of it. They tried hide it from us.

Speaker: And they don't talk. if No one in the United States says, hey, we should do parasite cleanse. In other countries, they do it like every three months. It's normal. i don't I don't usually break out, but I do break in a lot. Yeah. No, but think about it. Think about it.

Speaker: No one talks about parasites in America. no The news is never like, hey, get a parasite cleanse. you know No one ever talks about it. They think we're like too clean. It's like, no. That shit's in all the food if you fucking go cook it right.

Speaker: Yeah, never i will say that. You never thought about like there being too many parasites. And then I met Glit 10 years ago, and I realized I've been trying to clean that motherfucker since.

Speaker: And we are still... No, that's the one fucking... It didn't fucking work on him bro. I threw everything at him. He's still around. That's what I was going to say. Like I said, it's been 10 years for you, but it's been almost 30 for me. It's been 30 for me. so Oh my god! We hate you.

Speaker: Fuck you guys. I don't hate him at all. Oh, hell no, he ain't going nowhere. Put your ass back up here. I feel like I deserve a bunch of four-year-olds fighting right now. If it was that easy to get rid of Glick, that would been easy. Just a click of a button. Wally said it I don't know how many times in the years. Just a click jail click of a...

Speaker: Just a g click of a button, huh? Yep. Okay, there we go. It's not worth that easy. right I'm just over here making magical things happen. Were you working on the the the thumbnail for next week?

Speaker: Hey, that's what's Just give Daddy a minute. Go ahead and play go ahead and play my go ahead and play my song.

Speaker: Well, you guys freestyle too? oh Sure got you You

Speaker: okay yeah okay don't get us don't get us copywritten hey leg younna use that thing exactly where we wont i got you bro nice i should do you said i use that cap cut i said you bro

Speaker: what captain have done me On TikTok. Oh! oh oh oh um it's It's not CapCut, but I have to find it. I'm going to. I'm going to.

Speaker: No, I appreciate that. i I'm absolutely going to. saw that and I was like, no way. Here you go. Bam. I was going to put it. i was going to use that shit. now i but Absolutely, you should. I think it'll be great. I think i mean i think it's awesome. I'm definitely going to use it.

Speaker: i just gotta i just gotta have time to do it.

Speaker: that's right here This is what I got. It's actually made for dogs and humans. Kinda scary, but I took it anyways. out I suffered so long, I just said, fuck it. I got this shit from the horse store, dude.

Speaker: Yeah, similar, similar. But you're not supposed to take horse dewormer because it's too strong. you're supposed to take, like, dog dewormer, basically.

Speaker: You could dilute it, but if you get the pure ivermectin, you got to be careful. You could end up getting dehydration as well. What up, Way Up Dude? How's your titties hanging tonight? Are they left up, down, right? Are they hanging low? Can you tie them in the boat?

Speaker: Wait, whose tits are hanging? genius swing i to That's my greeting for Way Up Dude every time I see him. Oh, nice. um That was a good question. I think I have a tube. I think I got a tube of shit.

Speaker: Oh, yeah. i think it's like I want the skin stuff, too, because I do break out. it's it's like i had like I have breakouts, and they're like pus, right? I'm not trying to be gross here, but the last one I got was like, it was dried out, and it was like, it was dead. It was like, oh, this shit's parasite.

Speaker: It was not acne. It was fucking parasite. This whole time, i thought it was acne. Fuck me. Pretty sure. Because that'll break out now. On another note, I have photographic evidence that Jeebus is my homie ah for for the show in two weeks.

Speaker: Jeebus? Hey, that's fire, bro. That is so good, dude. Oh, hey, Suze. That is fire, yo. Just a couple guys having a bed.

Speaker: Hey, look at the background. Beer, faith, and bad decisions. That's gold.

Speaker: Most Christians, bro. Most Christians. Oh, my God. No, I'm kidding. There's nothing that my friend, ChatGPT, and I cannot do. But, you know, here's the thing. Here's here's the thing. And Kayla and I have been talking about this a lot lately. Um.

Speaker: I get i did i yeah i get get um misinterpreted. A lot of people think I'm a biker. And even ChadGPT thinks I'm a biker. Because it always puts me in like a vest and patches and stuff. I don't own a motorcycle. I can tell you why. You're the tattoos of the streets and shit. No, I can tell you why. It's the two gray strands in your beard.

Speaker: That's why it looks like a braid or something, like biker braid something. I mean, I've got these two giant gray patches right there. No, that's not as noticeable, though. it's like that's tight up that's not It looks tight, though. I'm just saying. I think Chad GPT noticed. I think it's a Hawaiian shirt. It's a Hawaiian shirt. guy You got these racing stripes in your beard?

Speaker: Dude, I'm actually excited for the day I get a ah white beard, like when older. Oh, I can't wait until I'm all gray. I just want to dye mine all gray, but I'm not allowed to. be That's cheating. I know, but I just want to – it's happening. It's happening. like jumping I'm joking.

Speaker: Just embrace it. It's happening. I've got a big pad. Oh, that part. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, and on the sides, I've got great. Well, usually keep the side shade, but I got gray streaks in my hair. just want to just dye it and get it over with and just fully embrace it. But I guess I have to wait. It's kind of cool. It's kind of cool mixed like that, too. I'm not going to lie. I don't know. Kind of cool. You can say it. You can say it. I have an amazing beard.

Speaker: It's OK. Yeah. No, it's just like I respect humanity, and I like honor what like we've been given. I think it's cool. From one bearded guy to another, you're allowed to respect a good beard. You've got a nice beard.

Speaker: I don't trim mine enough. that's not what I meant. Johnny Bones has a glorious mustache, but I want to kind of bitch slap him because he's wearing a man bun right now.

Speaker: You know what? there look but fiel What, Fidel?

Speaker: Yeah. Hmm. Hmm.

Speaker: Mustache is about the only thing he's got going other than that patch shit under his chin. I can twirl i can twirl i can twirl my the side of my face. yes I can twirl this side. I can twirl all this. Motherfucker.

Speaker: this This is not my fault, okay? I was in here, Jeff Dyer. And I'm not even on it. And I'm not even on it. Are you sure about that?

Speaker: Every style to me is cool. Well, nothing I know of. Fidel Jebediah Bones. Unless you're wearing a man bun, what do you expect? I'm not the first person to call me that.

Speaker: I won't be the last. I was also the first person to call you Fidel, so you're welcome. You talk with the man bun, right? And you know what? The Fidel, I've pulled the Fidel thing off, right? You do. yeah Johnny, johnny i like this is why I'm mad at you, because you have a man bun.

Speaker: A, because you have a man bun. B, because you have glorious fucking hair, bro. Don't dictaste your country. You can gladly dictaste my country. The region is right here. Wait, wasn't he from Cuba? the Cuban Yes. but don They're like nothing and he's ah he's he's he's stupid.

Speaker: He's nothing. Rock Lee? I'm the version of him that went to be something. I'm just kidding. We're going to get proof of life from Lazy lazy Jedi.

Speaker: From his captor. What are you on about, Glick? hi I think we're gonna get proof of life of Jedi from his captors, but we need to you need We need the proper introduction from yeah something I know you are And there was play ladies intro I think you want that white Russian bitch All right, well Jedi gets no intro sorry Jedi rock Oh my god, he's gone

Speaker: ah stupid um my god he's gone I thought that was Jedi talking for a second. until I thought the Whitehead finally made it.

Speaker: I wish he was showing to his own show. Welcome to the stage! Put your squad fans on! Fucking waiting and chill. How are your... Hey, Pacey. Hey, Pacey. How are you? when for that so jey with the squad a theage waiting and how how are you pasty i alive Jedi, you bet and you blend in with that background, Jedi.

Speaker: I know, and we missed it, didn't we? All I can see is eyes and mouth. i don't know the know. That's all you need to see, Johnny Bonds. Don't worry about it. i'm right plusing side The need to see. The reflection of the camera in his eyes, too. um I'm leaving. Calm down, Isaac.

Speaker: I'm joking. Jesus. What's up, Way Up, dude? We might clash, but last time we handled it, we said we're good. We did. We got along great. Thank you. Thank you. We're best friends now. I've always been good friends, but I'll yell out all my friends like that drunk. Just keep this as a note, for all of our listeners out there tuning in and listening to us tonight, know this, Glit has hosted such a great show that Lazy Jedi abandoned his own show, but made sure he showed up tonight on Saturday night. Just want to make sure everybody knows that.

Speaker: I've done that a lot, actually. I think you're listening. I'll see my friend. Fuck my stream. I'm going in. I had to work. $8 for this motherfucker. I'd like to say hello to your gut rot tomorrow.

Speaker: i had to work or dog part

Speaker: wo but boom eight eight dollars eight doy buckka right here eight dollars for this motherfu oh well i'd like to say hello to your gut rot tomorrow I know. um I barely got over from my parasite and anxiety, so i don't really care anymore. Yeah, fuck yeah that's right. oh Look at this. This motherfucker's always trying to steal my white privilege.

Speaker: Who? alrighty okay guys i am I am never doing that ever again in my entire fucking life just because of what you said. If you think that you have any sort of white bread shut up, Glick. Jedi, you think you have That's why you tried to steal it.

Speaker: You tried to steal my white privilege. I'm sorry, Jedi. You have to fuck... you are special let him cook think like I was trying to come up here and just be friendly, but somebody's stealing my white privilege immediately. He's not going to let you do that.

Speaker: o Okay, I don't know you kind of look Tanner than more tan than me drop more pink though what not He is default settings, okay? he paints Other under side of my arms dude that is this white as you could kid listen It's the contrast in in the background. That's why you look so much. That's why he has a pale background yeah it's right we're so white all the that i love We bright like a diamond I

Speaker: and no right fifth ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever yeah ever ever never never seen that long until you're gone i'm gonna I'm gonna side with my melanated brothers on this one. You know, sometimes you don't want to be seen everywhere you go and and in having camouflage at nighttime. Why you live in the forest right with your tribe?

Speaker: See that's what you get for light his type you You threw your brother of ten years in the trash for this default character over here I i was on your team, bro. I was literally just sticking up for my melanated brothers.

Speaker: Oh, I thought you were talking about you being light-skinned because he's so white that he's default. No, no, he was being black. right Look, he stole my white privilege and didn't even use it right. Now I'm repping the set.

Speaker: It's all good. Yeah, he was being black. He stole my white privilege and didn't even use it right. Can we get a smoke detector for the man, please? Yes, we can. Yes, sir.

Speaker: i mean, as a big foot. All right. I mean, you wait rock when you go play it Rocky, you have the picture of me in my natural. ah Oh, yeah. Damn right, Sarge. Damn right.

Speaker: yeah most florida back and i chose Thanks for letting me come up. I'm going to go play video games. I love you guys. I'll be around. I'm pretty soon to play balls. I play Marvel i marvel Rivals. You ever heard of it?

Speaker: Yeah, my son was playing it. It's actually amazing. It's like fast-paced chess. I'm in the top 25% on North American servers, and it's competitive as fuck. If you get to the 25% like I'm in, you get two chances per year to play in the tournament per year, and you can win $200,000. But you only get two chances.

Speaker: che Two a year. Shaman and i are in the bottom 5%, so we don't know about that. No, i know. I'm a top 25%. Yeah, the bottom 5% represent.

Speaker: ah god damn it and screenshot that one yeah scary ah john fidel jebadiah baluns that was when i was on vacation in florida i went all on natural you went a full taskludge I went all natural, my friend.

Speaker: You never go full Sasquatch. Oh, you always The legend exists over there. The legend exists over there. Sometimes when he goes full Sasquatch, things happen. Sergeant, love that picture. Hell yeah. That's awesome.

Speaker: I haven't seen that before. That's fucking badass. a Hell yeah. Look at the purple crayons. and There's a purple crayon. He's locked and loaded with them purple crayons. Yeah, he's ready.

Speaker: Fuck yeah, he ain't gonna go hungry. I like that his cape is the American flag. Hey, what was that story with that kid that had the purple crayon or whatever? That was Sergeant's story. He was telling us when he was a kid.

Speaker: That's what he did. No, but there was actually like ah a book where a kid had a Yeah, Modog wrote it. i kind

Speaker: I figured you would like it. I'll send it to you, no problem.

Speaker: It's just...

Speaker: I made it. I'm the one who made it. Glick doesn't care enough to make you something like that, but I did. He doesn't even care enough to be in his own panel. Look at this. He's not even sitting in his own fucking chair. Let's just admire the fact that he is fucking gone right now. All right, which means that Rock Lee is in charge. All right. I'm leaving. Bye, guys. Good to see y'all.

Speaker: bye guys good to see y'all Get the fuck down, Jedi. Yeah, he's got to stay on because he didn't he didn't have a stream this week. So, he's Joneser.

Speaker: You shut your whore mouth, Shaman. playing games up there je That means, Shaman, you're right. Don't tell everybody. You know what, Shaman? I only watched part of our stream from last night and you did a damn good job hosting. And Rock Lee was trying to steal my identity again, as always. hell yeah. Well, thank you, sir. Thank you.

Speaker: You know what? Next week I won't be there either, by the way. I already gave Sean a heads up on that one. that this This Friday was unexpected. Last week, I wouldn't be. So I could potentially guest host your show with you? No, you're going to try to steal my identity. No, no, I'm putting a veto on that. I was talking to the actual host of your guys. It doesn't matter because I'll... Well, how we were going to do it is whoever donates the most to the channel can be the... Yeah, it's a bidding war. still haven't gotten paid for the current job I'm doing with Glick. You know, there was a problem in finance. You'll get your check in three to six months. Another show on YouTube. The way their savings account was set up in their checking account. I'm just waiting. If Clint gave me a pine coat, I'd be happy, but he holds those fucking things. All you bitches watching this show, if you don't start sending enough super chats, I'm going to stop putting your fucking comments up.

Speaker: I don't know. That's what I see other people do, and then they make like thousands of dollars on social Does that actually fucking work? Where are you going where you see this? I've never seen that. Apparently it does, because people will go live and be like, Not going to talk until my type comes in or i get 75. Oh, you're right. I have seen those ones. Oh, my God. We're going to shut this down. If i if we don't get up to 50,000 likes, we're going to have to shut the live down.

Speaker: I'm not coming back on until we get it. and i don't get 10 super chats. We're not. Nobody's talking if we don't get 10 super chats. bra because that's because they're big Except for Johnny ball, she's the only one that's gonna talk until we get 10 super chats A a lot of tech lives are like that if you're not liking their stream and sending them gifts Then they start telling you like oh good. I get some hearts today.

Speaker: Gonna get some more some of these today. There's a lot of YouTubers. I really hate your dick-back addiction, Shaman. It really bums me out. You got me into it. It's your fault. It's your fucking fault.

Speaker: No, there's a lot of YouTubers out there that are like, I won't read your comments. super I just put them out there. If y'all want to send us super chats, feel free to. Oh, shit. I gotta ah half hour before i got to it. But, yeah, if you want Because the more super chats you send them the faster I can ask for more money from you guys when I make merch guy i seen The development on the merchant is fucking awesome Do it right?

Speaker: If you if you really want to be like the coast they're gonna be there on time and shit like that Are you just gonna come through and stay? no go through and Represent the set Super chat cause i can I can put you in the thumbnail like I did this last time i put that guy in the I would never do that to you guys super chats are there if you guys want to send them to us send them to us and then you get to he said what you you get to if we need our goals and i Chatter can literally co-host

Speaker: you don't don't Don't ever pick this show to co-host because literally you can just come up here. But there's other shows throughout the week that you can co-host. in Oh, yeah. My way around. You're not as fuck away as possible.

Speaker: Because yes night this Tuesday night is the very first episode of Rock Lee Reacts right here on the Nonsensical Network. 10 Uttalian time. What... um time eight um you tall in time what that's crazy da wait glick i've i've seen that happen i mean think i i think i can stay up to watch it bro so you gotta remind me just in case wait remind me of the times again 11 p.m utah time 8 8 p.m utahian time 10 p.m my time okay do you know what that might how long is the show gonna be like four hours hours four hours

Speaker: I'll be getting off work right around that time next week. So I will zoom home and dial in. No, no, no, no, no. I am not Glick. I cannot pull eight hour streams. Okay. I don't have i need to try harder.

Speaker: that's art That's actually, that's actually a really good question. Rock. We never discussed that. How long is your show going to be? As long as the reactions are that I have to look at. That's that's about it. one that's ah That's a hell of an answer, and I'm okay with it. As long as it's no longer than six hours, I'm okay with that. okay so what What if I wanted to have a sub-a-thon for the network, and I...

Speaker: but I was like willing to to do a full 36 hour live stream to see who we get. you know and i just stay on. 36 hours, you guys would get to watch me sleep. don't want to see that at all. but go know one bi can much love really ready I have one question.

Speaker: I've seen people react to things in the hub. When did we start doing that over here? um so Those are memberships. Once you subscribe, to the Nonsensical Network page, you can and become official members. You will get to watch me react to like all sorts of stuff. Whoa.

Speaker: didn't know we did that over here now. Fucking Sergeant, god damn it. ah No.

Speaker: actually rocky you you bring that going i was say thirty six hour show and i've talked about doing a charity show and doing a full 24-hour live in 24 hours intermingling every show on this network from this show to the music show that now reacts to motor sports so that we have content throughout the 24 hours and then whatever subs and followers and whatever we donate all that to charity

Speaker: Don't take Rock's idea, bro. Don't take Rock's idea. He's going raise $30 for charity, guys. $30 for charity? Fuck you, Jedi! No, we keep going up on top now. That was a fucking... Look how pleased with he is. Actually,

Speaker: Actually, bla well, I kicked it around, but then Blaze and I, when Blaze was still around, him and I were were talking about doing it for real, but then all hell broke. Oh, yeah?

Speaker: I will do it i will do that, for especially for charity, man. I'll do that. It's not a you thing. It's a network thing. you Well, I'm just saying that I'm willing to participate. That's all I'm saying. You ain't got no choice.

Speaker: God damn it, I quit. Sorry, the show was going to start on Tuesday. It's not anymore. You, motherfucker, you signed the deal. Your soul belongs to me. you can never quit. on You signed the contract, baby.

Speaker: I did. You signed a contract. Speaking of new shows, Lazy Jedi, now that the cat's out of the bag, obviously you're not a part of the Lazy Shaman show anymore. Can you tell us about your new Friday night show that you're doing?

Speaker: Care to elaborate?

Speaker: and oh we got real class on this It's

Speaker: And I'm not really outdoorsy, so I'm only going to go to the edge of the woods and kind of peek in and see if I see one. Did you not listen to the 20 minutes about you and Sasquatches? He's going to be edgy.

Speaker: You're going to get eaten by a Glick Squatch. Don't do that. ah He'll do more than eat you. It sounds terrible. It's not how I to go. is i one you know in the In the end of the tunnel. Yeah, it's living on your neckbeard, Johnny Bounce.

Speaker: Oh, shit. Not only did you abandon our sweet, amazing, fantastic show host, Shaman, you now think you can get out of the timeshare in my beard and go live in Johnny's neckbeard?

Speaker: Yeah. Wow. sea No, that's that no, that okay right that's just more like my summer home. Yours is my normal home. like Okay. This is my summer home. We both got done dirty this weekend by Jedi.

Speaker: You know what? like You know, I'm always in. Rock's taking all my white power and I don't know what to do I think, I think Shaman, I think we can find a new token pasty white friend.

Speaker: Yeah, so any pasty people listening right now, if you want to apply for the position, send pasty pics. I would recommend Charlie as my backup because she's my pasty sibling, and she would carry the torch very well.

Speaker: I actually don't. I'll just see myself out at this point. I just i just want a mini-glip. Rocky's seen himself out. je And then there was you and me, Shaman, and Charlie and Fidel.

Speaker: What the did you do, Glick? I didn't do anything. I just want a mini Glick. I just want like a midget that has a beard and hair like mine. You always did something. Shout out to Miller Lite. He's fucking Dr. Evil over here. He wants a mini.

Speaker: Shout out to Miller Lite who now has like little fucking eight ounce or six ounce Miller Lite cans. Oh my God, y'all gonna both drink it together and then kick people in the shin. Okay, I'm sorry. He's gonna kick people in shin.

Speaker: My little mini Miller lights and we can sit here and do this show together. I'm just saying, it would be a fantastic life. Neckbears matter.

Speaker: Neckbears matter. ah but walk

Speaker: That's Modog, man. Don't be mad at me, bro. I can credit what credit's due. Fidel Jebediah Bongs.

Speaker: When he's not dictating countries, he's raising barns. Yee-haw! Oh, I'll raise a good barn. ah You gotta say it right. Yee-haw!

Speaker: Let's get her done, boys. Get her done. I raise more than just some barns, you know what I'm talking about? Come on now! You know, i grew up around the Amish and I worked for the Amish for for several years and never once in my entire life did I hear an Amish person say, yee-haw, get her done. That is very true. That's my redneck side coming out. My apology. We weren't doing We weren't doing Amish. We was country folk. all quote racist That's actually really good.

Speaker: sounds like people living around here I am from Mississippi, so I should be able to do it. If I can't, and um I need to get my Mississippi card taken from me.

Speaker: and how straight up but i said everybody around here in Utah sounds just like that. ah you They do. I'm so glad you stopped denying your Utahian roots. and just I gave up. I'm so fucking done. ah You know what? You need to try to fit in more.

Speaker: I tried. You know what? You're right. I should try to fit in He's in West Utah, born and raised.

Speaker: he's like he's in west utah boy and raised On the playground. of where he in mosa and face snakes Chilling out. there playingground i'm so at the bar um so and want hey On playground. playground soaking most of his days. I don't know why you you you're out here fronting like you're from Utah. You know you're from the land of potatoes, Rocky. I can't. damn God damn it. know.

Speaker: Where's that? Where's that? captain found rock you also being boy yeah and and Why you lying, bro? you always Stop

Speaker: and sorry You ain't fucking from Utah, you lying-ass bitch. What the fuck? God damn it, Glenn. For 10 years, he said Utah. 10 years.

Speaker: Utah, Utah. I've said I'm i'm in Idaho. You know, fucking listen. And now that I've given up, now you want to switch. You're here for just the chaos. That's all it is. Non-Utah living ass. He's just slowing uptake. That's all it is, Rock. I have the chaos. potato growing ass.

Speaker: i I think he just didn't want to say Idaho so he wouldn't admit he'd a hoe. Literally, i have a fucking theme song out here from Afro Man.

Speaker: Because Afro Man also lived out here for a little bit too. Yeah, down here too. Idaho. i He's still down here in the SIP. He moves down here. He actually owned a club in my area. Yeah, at one time.

Speaker: He used to sell his rap CDs out the back of his car, no lie. you know he he' still he still does that shit. Believe it or not, he still does that. Wait, who's got a CD player?

Speaker: Oh, you guys think I can get Afro Man on Glicks House of Music? is i Absolutely, dude. Absolutely. I think without a shadow of a doubt, you can do it. He is going to get a little political about his... just Maybe you can get Tiger King.

Speaker: He's going to write a whole no he's gonna have to write a note hold other verse to his because I got high. i was gonna have We should have done that. But then I got high. I was going to do the podcast and I got high. Do they have corner stores in Idaho?

Speaker: Damn it. Charlie, if you haven't noticed yet, I'm an agent of chaos, and that's what I do. All he does is tell the state. Don't worry, Blake. Your shirt says it all.

Speaker: Yep. You know, I said it earlier. I'm getting real sick and tired from a guy who wears a gray hoodie every time he's live making fun of my shirts.

Speaker: You're just mad because I got personality. It's like the first time I've ever made fun your shirts. Lazy's colorblind. He thought he was wearing a blue fucking hoodie. I was trying to match you, bro. I didn't know.

Speaker: I still love you. I still love you, little buddy.

Speaker: I'll tuck you in my beard. Make it funny because you're colorblind. That's what happened. Hey, quick. Will you put that beard oil in that I like? i I already got it in, buddy.

Speaker: Perfect. And I got the wavies that you asked for. Good. I got you. I'll turn the fan on. It's so cute. it'll feel on a new and made it the love you, Charlie. feel like i shouldn't be watching this right now.

Speaker: the go to bed this doesn't involve you giantny foxs now like just make sure you call him him dontavius right

Speaker: control it getting out of control on the network gli get your panel under control It sounds like the agent of chaos's job is done here. I was just about to say that. He wants this. It's my masterpiece I have created.

Speaker: Dance for me, puppets. Dance.

Speaker: Put your helmet on when you say that.

Speaker: I don't have to wear helmet no more. my mom said that my helmet is put away because I've been a good boy. Oh, God. He's morphed into speak and spell mode.

Speaker: I feel like a box of chocolate. You never know what you're going get. He just got his running shoes taken off. You never know what you're going to glick. love you.

Speaker: i can try but but Watch out, Jedi. That's baby making music. Uh-oh. Jedi, I don't get pregnant. I already made one.

Speaker: Yeah, there's already a ah little mini shaman like we're running around here somewhere. You know what, Charlie? You need to calm the fuck down. It's going to be the little lazy shaman show.

Speaker: Oh. likes to keep people in the shins, so be very careful. What the

Speaker: i felt fuck?

Speaker: dont get jenny bungs I don't know going on either. I think we broke Johnny Bonds. and Yeah, Johnny Bonds is broken out. Anybody have any duct tape? There you

Speaker: I need to speak to your manager. Absolutely. I will get my manager right now.

Speaker: i need speak to your manager down yeah just feel a ignorant and secure nice karen absolutely damn right i yeah my manager right now

Speaker: And the manager said no. He was he was five five months ago. We don't know why he did that.

Speaker: I think the manager went all straight and said, uh-uh, we'll do this

Speaker: to nine. Yeah, he's just kind of sitting there. he's not I think Glick tapped out. He's just done. yeah He's so good.

Speaker: And now he's going to play his phone. He's going to... He's got it full of porridge over there. He's good. He's online shopping for new shirts.

Speaker: He's literally looking at pictures of himself. What the fuck? Shaman's not the problem. what The manager's aimed at the wrong person. Well, you know, that's the only photo that that I have. Just tell me what your problem is, please. I thought that was you, Jedi.

Speaker: I mean, now my problem's with you. You need to do better. You're losing customers. Rock, you're losing customers.

Speaker: Damn. To a disappointed dad. Not that you would know anything about that shaman or Rocky, but... i i all that's

Speaker: What do you mean? I watch you on here all the time, bro.

Speaker: I forgot my illegitimate. It's the only connection he has with his father. like All these fucking bastard sons of mine keep coming up on my panel. Daddy! What do we say to the nice man? Are you my daddy?

Speaker: Money. instead it Are you my money?

Speaker: um you eight now This is why you'll never be a permanent co-host on Lazy in Chama show. My hair doesn't look like this in the shed. Because he's black? Is that why? Oh my god. this didn' know Don't worry, Rockley. You don't have to be a permanent co-host on their channel because you know home is right here on the Nonsensical Network. like he so Oh my god.

Speaker: If you would like to leave a message, press 1, please. We don't care. Don't you worry about that wannabe nonsensical network lazy show. This is your home, Rockley. I would never forget. don't you worry about that wanna be nonsensical network lazy show this is this is your home rockcoli but i was never treated over here i good I can see Glick's answering machine having daddy's home. It's my goddamn network.

Speaker: but Yeah, but you deserve it. this is That guy's fucked up. It's you guys for giving me... Rock Lee definitely deserves some shit because he's always trying to put me up there on his PFP because he wants to be me, but that's okay. that's ah i need a dog I don't know what you're talking about, bro. He never does anything.

Speaker: Hell yeah, that guy. Get more fucked up, buddy. Nobody could be that bright light. We love you, but nobody could be all as light as your brain. That guy. What? I mean, it is. No one can be as light as your bright, man.

Speaker: No one can be as light as your bright. one can blind us as good as you? You can be a light bright if you act right.

Speaker: Spitting fucking bars over here. Light bright, light bright. but I don't know the songs for that. Oh my God, I missed that little toy, though. That shit was fun.

Speaker: Damn right. You put little peg in there and it lights up. and like You like getting pegged, huh? Peggy! I like pegging with the rainbow, guys. That's my nickname is Peggy Sue.

Speaker: who That was actually pretty good. That was actually pretty good. Hey, don't you try to give anything to me, okay? I'm not Peggy Sue. You gotta peg him. I was in college. Oh my God. It's not even that serious. All right. I was from Peggy.

Speaker: You went to the wrong. You went from Peggy and Sue to Peggy and Drew. yeah Drew's my bitch. And you're not supposed to tell anybody. You know, that was the first rule.

Speaker: Next. i'll be Next. He'll be pegging at the zoo.

Speaker: the hippopotamuses do not appreciate what you just said. welcoming to the panel. The main star of the Lazy and Shaman show last night. I'm already here. That guy.

Speaker: I knew it was him. He said he's so fucked up, so this is going to get bad guys. Hey, bitch. Don't show your wiener, bro.

Speaker: On a scale of when to a thousand, how are we talking here? A thousand or above a thousand? Whatever's possible. I'm gonna tell you something right now, even though we can't take that guy anywhere.

Speaker: that's good my and is gone what you might know name was savage i'm go tell you something right now even though he can't take that guy anywhere He's still one my favorite people got the snack you got the munchches got the snacks he's like yeah yeah boy look

Speaker: I can't even see what?

Speaker: What? yeah know you have powder donuts Move up. Look how confused he got.

Speaker: That guy, you're going to get fat again. got to watch that. This is like watching Glick at the end of the show. Forging for nuts. or or is life or nuts

Speaker: I haven't seen Clockwork Rex in a minute. Nice. Clockwork in forever.

Speaker: Ever, bro. How you been? man that guy is the epitome of you just got to live, man. yeah you got a song for that. That guy is me three hours from now where I'm just fucking munching on whatever I can find in the pantry.

Speaker: The famous words of club work ricks. I got a song for that. You got a pantry, bro? That's some rich guy shit. Okay, well. That guy. L-I-B-I-N. Right now. Just living. That guy. oh fucking park wait that guy's You got yourself on mute, that guy.

Speaker: Turn off mute so he can hear. He's not muted. He's just that gone. He's just painting faces and doing things like he's talking. Yeah. The words don't work. He's trying really hard to talk. My voice box turns off when I get a certain amount drunk, so I can't say words, but I'm going to make mouthful. I'm definitely not on mute. You just... You were like you were talking. Can you hear now? Yeah, we can hear you now, Verizon guy.

Speaker: Yeah, I ain't muted. I'm just fucked up. Yeah, are. And that guy, are you going to be okay? Do you need Shaman to come over and snuggle you?

Speaker: No, I'm probably going to throw up. I'm just saying, you know, I'll probably throw up. You want me to hold your hair back? I mean, you're skinny bitch. I didn't know you were bulimic, though. I didn't know that's how you got skinny. Oh, I'm not bulimic.

Speaker: I'm just going to fucking probably throw everything just ate up here in a little while. Isn't that the definition of that? Don't do it the camera because nobody will forgive you for that.

Speaker: you important I'll forgive you, bro. we like like We've all been there. It happens. I'm not for all of me. I'm just going to th throw up everything I just date yeah yeah's gonna say He's looking for ammunition because he doesn't want to dry heave.

Speaker: Boom. Moe, dog. initial wouldn looks like i didn't get you i did not expect to get drunk. It is happening.

Speaker: Oh, really? I never am. You know how you know when you really have somebody start rubbing your head like that? You know you really fucked up when you start rubbing your head like that?

Speaker: Damn it, Charlie. It's one of them fucked ups where like if you turn too fast, Everything spins. Oh, my God. You're just like... Go get some water. You know to put you one foot on the ground. I got water right here.

Speaker: Well, drink it. You're talking, not drinking water. I i just drank like five 32 ounce fucking vodka and fucking coconut waters.

Speaker: I'm fucking waterlogged and I'm in it all here. Water? yeah Oh my God, it it hit me at one time. hey i was shit I was sitting next door with a neighbor and then I finished the last little of my drink.

Speaker: Bro, you don't wait where you're used to, bro.

Speaker: He drinks like that. That was not a drink. That was a dick. He still don't finish the last one. He got one. He got me. and yeah He got busted. Busted. I was sucking dick. But anyway. anyway Yeah. he But anyway. yeah he was sun Moving on.

Speaker: moving on

Speaker: how' did your protein check test Creamy. yeah creamnk Creamy and a little on the salty side. You'll have that on them big jobs. That's your salt content. Hold up. Is that lazy? and your approach That is actually lazy. He's on the show. that Oh, shit. He's got a red hat on, too.

Speaker: i just i just I just want to... I'm sorry Lazy wasn't there last night, but... You see where he prioritizes things. Hey, I lasted as long as I could. i fell asleep and then I woke up. My phone was sitting perfectly next to me. what but You know what? You don't need to explain that to us. Explain it to Queen, okay? Come on now. Oh, are you good she said she's like, no, I didn't turn it off. I just muted you so they didn't hear you rolling around. And I was like, well, thank you.

Speaker: and and He still has that freaking Davante profile pickup. Oh, yeah. Isn't that annoying when people have profile pictures that you and not them?

Speaker: You want me to change mind you again? Yeah, I mean, I 100% get what you're talking about. Dude, yo, I had no idea, bro, that you was fucking black, dude.

Speaker: That's fucking insane that you sound like that. Don't even let him fool you. He's not. No. That bra saw him earlier, dude. You can't fucking backtrack on that. That's fucking insane.

Speaker: You have the whitest fucking voice I've ever heard. Look, okay. That guy, look at him. He's stealing my white privilege as we speak. He's stealing my white privilege.

Speaker: Bro, honest to God, shocker of this country. He's the whitest he's ever heard. Ever heard. Bro, no, I thought you was fat and had a three-foot beard and shit, and I was just like... No, that's great. And then when saw you...

Speaker: and um saw that I saw that today and then I saw him and I was like, holy shit. I had that completely backwards. Yeah. That's that's good right there, baby.

Speaker: Yeah, what's up? Yo, what up? For

Speaker: I told y'all asses I'm blacker than fucking jet a Rocky. you say yeah yeah course What'd you say,

Speaker: There's Glick. Go ahead and show yourself, Rock.

Speaker: Go ahead, Rocky. Go ahead, man. Go ahead, There's Rock. That's pretty good. The motherfucker looks like he just came from a Klan rally.

Speaker: Bro, for real. When i I saw you today, though, i was like, holy fuck. You're like, I've been to say the N-word so many times. Damn. Right?

Speaker: You know, he's accepting those, so it was okay. But I didn't say the N-word. i said the cake I didn't say the N-word. I said the K-N-E-E word.

Speaker: no i don't even think you said that last time. Yeah. No, don't think you did. I mean, look, when you say Negro, it's different than saying Negro. you said it.

Speaker: No, I use K-N-E-E-G-R-O-W both times. God, you know, I'm just... It it. What the fuck? Necro-philia.

Speaker: yeah what it just depends on how you use it one

Speaker: macro yeah yeah yeah there double negative I mean, it just depends on how you spell it. you know yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah. He don't even know that part yet.

Speaker: Yeah. he become more russia i grew up in Utah. Shut up. it You know, is but when when i when i when I speak of it, I just speak of people's knees doing what they do as they get older.

Speaker: They grow up. You know? Shit, neighbor, please. but Rocky didn't grow up in Compton, Utah. Does Utah have a Compton?

Speaker: I wasn't aware of that. Fuck that shit, man. I lived in Compton until I was like 12. Why are you lying, bro? I ain't lying, bro. It's all my birth certificates. You know how I know you're lying? Because you're getting all fucking loud for no reason. Typical black man getting loud for no reason.

Speaker: He got you. What's your name, Tim? No, I got him. that's That's what happened there. thats Oh, my Well, it's hard for me to agree. yeah I don't know.

Speaker: You know, it may it's confusing because I don't know which side to be on right now. you don't have to You don't have to pick a side. There are no sides. That's the great thing about the Nonsensical Network. There are no sides.

Speaker: We're all on the same side. No, no, no. There is a side because I thought he was you and you was him. So now I'm fucking backwards. He is me and I am him. And they are and so we we We're all in the same boat. Rest in peace. whirl We're all in. We're all one. we ah get you gentlemen you Y'all have a blessed night. Thank you for having me. I will be back. Y'all have a good night. Nice to meet y'all. Nice to meet y'all.

Speaker: give food I you, my crazy brother. And also, huggies to my shaman. yeah you now Now you're going to be my glick. That's what's going happen. it Just let it happen. ok a i but I'm your rock. and That's my rock. That's what What up? Okay, I will cut a bitch. Yeah, me too. yeah Come on now.

Speaker: I will jump off that poach. I'll bet you cut a sandwich. Hell yeah. I can make a damn good one too. Make you say you Before I leave, I got to say the three things that will make any man happy.

Speaker: okay One, make sure his tummy's thin. He's appreciated and suck his soul out. That's all you got to Y'all have a blessed night. the ah The last thing you said is the only thing that made sense.

Speaker: i mean i'm not that' I i i know how we feel about Mandy. okay I love Mandy.

Speaker: but well maybe she see That was probably top in the top three chicks that come up on the panel. gli Good job, man. Congratulations. you're welcome anything i mean i appreciate you giving me credit for it, but I didn't do anything. You're welcome.

Speaker: <unk>mas yeah It was his fingers that did all the work. Yeah, say I was going to say top three females. What is that? Kayla, Mandy, and that and now her? Yeah, that's about it.

Speaker: Well, we have some ones that that are really low. Just because there's only been three doesn't mean she's still not in the top three, all right? like mean yeah Yeah, no, and you have had, I mean, look at what happened last week.

Speaker: I'm just saying. sport That makes for it. I just want to say, i just want to say, I think dumbasses, I'm sorry, DJ, I think her point was proven invalid tonight because um old girl came up on the panel and she was cool. She was having fun. We were having fun. Nobody disrespected her.

Speaker: uh so this isn't a boys club where gang up and uh on the on the only female

Speaker: mandy comes up here all the time but we're also all terrified of mandy but oh i'm terrified of mandy i mean plus i have to be nice to her because she found me under a rock and was like this is my little brother he's mine now That's what she tells me.

Speaker: She's like, I found a rock and and I adopted him, so he's my little brother. that's That's not the complete truth, right? She found you eating a rock. and that I was just under a rock. But that's beside the point. That's neither here nor there.

Speaker: By the way, we have lost that guy. He is gone. That guy is gone. but That guy is that gone. i saw his eyes roll back and his phone fell and never got picked up. He's falling and he can't get up.

Speaker: Have a great night, Charlie. Thanks for coming up and hanging out with us. It was nice meeting you. and Night, Nils. Yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah like i'm um'm I'm the only click, so apparently I'm everybody's click.

Speaker: It's actually past my bedtime too, though. So I'm going to turn it out. No, I'm pretty sure you got like another half hour. No, I was actually planning on getting off at like 1030. I feel like you should probably get off at like midnight.

Speaker: right i mean, it's only like five minutes from now. It's a half an hour.

Speaker: I mean, black people time, it's a half hour, but people who actually show up on time, aka the lights, it's like five minutes. Well, I mean, i don't always show up on time to work.

Speaker: That's the problem. Work, smirk.

Speaker: I'm getting better, though. I'm getting better today. i was one minute early. Look at you, you a big timer. Yeah. By one minute early, he means only nine minutes late.

Speaker: Hmm. No, no, no. I literally clocked in one minute early. now Now, I will say my shirt was not tucked in. All right? I had the wrong shoes on.

Speaker: but you have to tuck your shoes on?

Speaker: Yeah. yeah I'm respectable. I worked for one of those jobs. and I had the wrong shoes on. right. And I still have my sandwich that was half-eaten for breakfast that I had to finish. Man, y'all got to step your dream up.

Speaker: So i came and I came in a minute early, you know, and cloud did but I finished eating. every day Every day I show up at work and a choir sings behind me and doves fly out.

Speaker: Every day hustling, hustling, every day hustling. then there's like lights that come down and my co-workers and everybody come out and they're like, oh my God, all the almighty clickers here. We love you. And I just look like I...

Speaker: I brought out of bed because I really did because I get up 10 minutes before I have to leave my house and I do the three B's. Brush my hair, brush my teeth, brush my beard, and I'm out the door.

Speaker: i don't take a shit on the clock. He shits his pants while he's driving to work. No, I got to make breakfast every morning, you know? You're doing way too much in the morning.

Speaker: Nah, I like to have my three legs in bacon. I'm still barely... like I'm driving to work half a asleep. like what's ah like What time do you normally start, Glick?

Speaker: Eight. Oh, Jesus. Get the fuck out here, bro. Get the fuck out of here. Shut the fuck up, bro. No goddamn way.

Speaker: i started plain a believe house I have to leave my house at 7.15. I get up at 7.05. I start work an hour before you get but before you get up. I've been at work for an hour.

Speaker: Me too. I've been at work for two hours the time he gets to work. would much rather get up and be at work at 6 or 6.30 so that I'm not at work at 4.30.

Speaker: I would much rather leave work at like 3 o'clock every day. I don't leave work at 3 o'clock. Dude, you're failing. like We're all telling you this kindly.

Speaker: But I'm also telling you guys that I'm of the mindset and mindset of you get me for 40 hours a week. You don't get me any longer than that because I've done that shit most of my life.

Speaker: And I did that shit a couple weeks ago. I did that shit for 10 years when I lived down in South Carolina. And I lived in South Carolina for 10 years and I missed so much. And I missed my kids growing up because I was fucking at work.

Speaker: I was working 70, 80 hours a week, and I was killing myself. When I was home, I was a miserable fucking prick. So when I came back home to Ohio, I made the decision, no, wherever I work at, you get me for 40 hours a week, 45 hours max, if that.

Speaker: But you get me for 40 fucking hours. My life does not revolve around this place. I clock in. And I'm here for eight hours. And when I clock out, I'm done. Because I've got a life outside of this place.

Speaker: and And like I said, I miss too much of my kids growing up. And I miss too many opportunities. And now I'm not missing them anymore. and And you know what? At the end of the day, I'm 45 years old. I've been doing this shit long enough. At the end of the day. If you don't like it, guess what? There's 10 companies behind me.

Speaker: beating my door down that want me to come work for them. Where I work now, they're fucking amazing. I love them. I'll probably be there until I'm not there. um If that makes any sense. oh Yeah, it makes total sense, actually.

Speaker: Yeah, and they respect that shit. so yeah They're like, no we get you. Do your thing, bub. When you're here, I'm not there. But when I'm not there, I'm not there. I want you to remember that at the end of the day,

Speaker: No matter where you are, no matter no matter where you go, okay, there you are. a yo No matter where I go, that's right.

Speaker: and But you know what? As as corny as that sounds... You're going to be there until you're not there. Yeah, and as corny as that shit sounds, that's fucking real talk. Real talk, real talk.

Speaker: At the end of the day, that's talk,

Speaker: Dude, I wish I took my first piss of the morning at 5.45. I get up like 4, 5, 7, 8, 10 times a night to go piss. Oh, you should probably check your fucking stuff. Yeah, you should probably get some fingers in your ass.

Speaker: Yeah. How many more? That guy, are you still there? Maybe take some out and then you won't be peeing so much. if you yeah They're putting a lot of pressure on your bladder from the inside, bro. yeah i drink i drink a lot of um i drink a lot of water when I'm at home. so you know and I got a little girl bladder. so That guy is puking, but I think he might be coming back. Puking red. Let's go.

Speaker: pu can ra let's go He brushed his teeth and then he went to the kitchen to get water. So I think he i think he might be hanging out for a minute. Queen, how are you doing, girl?

Speaker: I haven't talked to you in a minute. That guy's called no dinosaurs. ah He's going to be filling it tomorrow. He was telling the kids he wanted to go to a water park tomorrow and I was like, you realize it's going to be 105 degrees and you're going to be hungover, right? that That is the best fucking place to be.

Speaker: He's going to look like an earthworm that's been in the sun for too long. Just just find a lazy room and sweat all that alcohol out, chill in the water. that's sun therapy. i have to have I have to spend like four hours on the road tomorrow because i have to take my daughter to band camp.

Speaker: um You've seen American Pirate. You know what happens there. Lazy. He's taking his daughter there. trying to protect his daughter. 1995, sir.

Speaker: You know what, Jedi? The were the The I Jedi, if you think I'm bad, you haven't met my clone.

Speaker: My mini-me will destroy your entire world. um d nine What instrument does she play? they will break you. oh because that guy's wife is shutting him down. No, i don't I don't interfere. I'd rather him fucking be annoying y'all than me. What are you talking about? you see? He gets away.

Speaker: She's in the high school band, and I'm going to make shirts that have our last name on the back that say hashtag. She plays the trombone. Both of my kids, my son and her, play the trombone, and it's going to say hashtag team tromboner.

Speaker: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That's hilarious. i mean it's not How could I get my kid bullied more? She's not being bullied enough. We got to think of something. Boner. There we go.

Speaker: minus Minus the the beard. and And, well, minus the beard and the body hair, she's like an exact clone of me, dude. Like, nobody fucks with this girl.

Speaker: And she's meaner than me. If you don't want to be embarrassed, don't have parents, you know? Like, she's meaner than I am You know, I come on here to feel good about myself because for an entire week, she bullies me, and then I get to come on here and bully you guys.

Speaker: So... I mean, you try. It's really cute. I do a pretty good job. Well, you know what? i I do get bullied a lot out here. You know what? um'm um You guys are part of my 13 reasons.

Speaker: Well, what does it kill you makes you stronger? that's where I knew I liked you for a reason. Tape one through three is dedicated to rockery.

Speaker: so have you doxed yourself yet, Shaman, or no? Nope, not yet. Oh my god, you're still hanging on? can I ask you a question?

Speaker: What the fuck is doxing or doxing yourself? show is this no yeah like what we do we show our dumb faces everybody can make oh yeah i don't care i really don't care anything i mean i care that i don't ever dox i would never i've been doing it i've been i've been i've been live streaming for god knows how long like since when periscope was brand new and one of my neighbors showed up That still sounds like a gay dating app. Dude, I'm watching you, man. You want me to bring you some Budweiser? And just as a smartass, I'm like, fuck yeah, bring me some fucking Budweiser. And like 10 minutes later, here you come. when This is when I lived in South Carolina.

Speaker: Here comes old boy showing up on his fucking golf cart. And he's like, what up? I'm like, how the fuck did you know where I live? Where do you live in South Carolina?

Speaker: In Charleston. A lot of my family is from Abbeville. Do you know where that is? By Anderson? yeah. I was going to say, I've heard of that, but where is that? Yeah, okay.

Speaker: Nice. Oh, God. Yeah, McQueen. ah i figure they've... Everybody's built up such a like huge expectation of... of who I actually am, but no matter am... It would be letdown? Yeah, it's going to be letdown. We're going to lose half our viewers. so I haven't figured where team going. I like the enigma of it now. and't

Speaker: Nothing against Shaman because that's kind of like his thing. I don't want to say to people who are like, I'm going to live stream and I'm never going to show my... Nobody fucking cares, bro.

Speaker: You know, somebody recognize, like i've been recognized here in my little town where I live at. And it it goes way back because I used to do stupid ass good morning videos on TikTok. You're the guy that broke into my chicken pen ate all my chickens, you Sasquatch bitch.

Speaker: and i had Joke's on you, I don't eat chickens. Well, i did it because like I worked in the um public a lot when I started getting online, you know, and I say a lot of mean and bad things that can get me in a lot of trouble.

Speaker: I say a lot of Hey, Lazy, you know chickens have x-ray vision? target Every time they walk by me, they say, big cock.

Speaker: That's never happened. Damn it, early dad. The fuck's up, Lazy? Where the fuck were you? I was a fucking co-host of your show on Friday. Well, you know what? The thing is, i had to work early as fuck. Yeah, excuses, excuses.

Speaker: Oh, fucker. on my way back. I work 9 to 5.30. You're working? I work 9 to 5.30 on Friday, right? Got off set at 5.30 Saturday morning.

Speaker: Drove to Portland. Went through my store and got a bunch of shit. I'm driving home and I picked up a shift tonight. And I haven't slept. So, no excuses, bro. Well, excuse me, sir.

Speaker: It's a lot of fucking Red Bulls and coffee, brother. Listen, listen, lay what you missed was Army Dad was telling these criminals to clock it. Okay. That's what you missed.

Speaker: Let's take care of fucking business, bro. why you think i miss when do i have a stream When do I ever miss my stream? um Friday you did. so I think I've only known Lazy to miss one other stream ever. Thank you, Queen. I'm so glad you're here. Don't stick up for twice for Lazy when he was gone.

Speaker: that's ah that's a lie because i've co-hosted twice for lazy when he was gone Oh, no, I'm going to be gone next week, too. There's stream a year ah oneroom year I definitely miss. and There's one day a year where I'm gone. Say it like you're going to say.

Speaker: You need to show your face while you say that, you cut. Why does that sound like Outback Windows?

Speaker: Didn't it? Like, seriously. One day year. What am I doing next Friday? Oh, never mind. I can't be there, Shaman. I was going to say maybe I could pull up for a little bit Friday night, but I can't. Oh, just like every other Friday, you can't be there. Oh, no. no no actually are actually Actually, Wall Cephas is running in the rough truck Friday night.

Speaker: ah Don't worry. Shaman and I helped carry your Saturdays when you took off a month, but that's fine. That's because I'm the laziest member of the Nonsensical Network. and And I was told that that came from you.

Speaker: You told people that I was the laziest member of the Nonsensical Network. That's a compliment. Have you seen the Odyssey?

Speaker: No, but I really want to see it. Troy is better, but it's worth watching. I love Troy. Yeah. You love Troy, huh? Oh, yeah, he does. mean, I love this Troy. Does Troy know that you love him? I mean, well, he's been dead for 2,700 years, so, you know. Yeah, the Brad Pitt movie, Troy.

Speaker: does this white know that you love him i mean well he's been dead for twenty seven hundred years so you know you've got my bra pi you the bad pip movie troy He was Achilles.

Speaker: I'm not gay, but he just saying. so good we can get it

Speaker: i'm not gay but he i fucking getting it all that um'm not i'm not gay i'm just human i'm not gay bra insane he' just how last and do one hall that graphic but so funny I of imagination.

Speaker: i mean what what like a big man of edward norton's imagination is still like bit um and i feel like you're figin of my imagination use' this disebodied voice all the time wait you see him too you're like this entire big man of my imagination Lazy vice my son told the joke to its friend today. Okay?

Speaker: And he's in the back. She's like, this is a joke my dad would tell. And was like, what the fuck? And he's like, not talking. She's like, who's that? he's like, Ligma. She's like, Ligma who? He's like, Ligma. Oh my God. You're fucking 10.

Speaker: First of all, you shouldn't be saying that to another 10 year old. And then. high five You him, right? You high-fived him. Hold And then her mom was like, second of all, you should just say to your third-year-old female friend.

Speaker: was like, third of all, did it work? And then I looked at her mom and was like, fuck, fuck. Anyway, there we go. That was pretty funny. That's pretty good

Speaker: good. I'm guessing you didn't get your balls lit, though. Hey, listen. Don't you be fucking... Listen, shaman, shut up. Yeah, I away.

Speaker: yeah now we're saying clock it bro yeah well yeah another yeah know that part did you see the park run then lock into the homelessster no and me out was i buy down i was like not talking yeah and fucking go away Bro, that shit was hilarious. That shit was fucking hilarious. I was laughing on my way to work.

Speaker: Clock It was been around forever. I've been saying that for a long time. A lot of people... but yeah I've never even heard of it, but now it's... Really? I feel like that was like... I was like, what the fuck is this? This is normal.

Speaker: We said we as must have said it out 500 times that night. Like, fuck. Yeah. I had a few people last night. Sorry. but going to this some of datada that So I got done with my route, right?

Speaker: And I go back to the office I go outside and restroom to come out to get shit out of the car. And one of the places that I patrol is literally right next to the office. So as I'm walking out, I see a dude walking through the parking lot. I was like, okay, there's bushes there. They're usually shut through, you know, I'm standing there and waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting. He doesn't come through.

Speaker: So I walked around the corner with my flashlight. And I'm like, excuse me, sir. I was like, this is close. You can't be here. He's like, I'm putting my stuff behind the dumpster.

Speaker: So but I was like, oh, you can't do that. He's like, I do it all the time. I was like, you're not allowed to do that. You're not allowed to be here at the business club. He's like, thanks for putting me on blast. Everybody knows where my stuff is. I was like, everybody who And he's like, there's people watching.

Speaker: And I was like, you you can't do it, sir. And he's like fighting, grabs all stuff, he walks away, he stops away. I watch and he goes to another of my properties they that I patrol.

Speaker: And I was like, I got 15 minutes until I'm off work. It's technically I've already done my job. So whatever. Because know he's going to hide behind that dumpster. I was like, fuck it. I'm not going to get a fight 15 minutes before my shit ends.

Speaker: So I just said, fuck it. didn't go and say anything. Could you imagine own me would you imagine being a homeless crackhead while you're already freaking out and not really understanding if life is real or not?

Speaker: And then a one-legged man comes to tells you that you can't. One-legged, big bearded motherfucker? You know I wear my prosthetic leggings, you know?

Speaker: you did that lot I'm not hopping at him. Excuse me, sir. Hop, hop, hop, hop. You can't be here, hop, hop, hop. He's like, is this even real life or not? like what that I had to call the cops on the stupid bitch the other day. What what did Glick do? Glick is a smart bitch. okay thank you Thank you.

Speaker: My beard's still better. i remove My goat's still better. You you have a goddamn goat team. I've been telling you that. I corrected it. I i said my goat is at it.

Speaker: You have a very nice goatee. Yes, it is a nice goatee, but you apparently, you know, much like having two legs, you can't have a full beard, just like you can't have two legs. I can have a full beard. I just don't want to grow on a full beard because everybody grows a full beard.

Speaker: This is a little bit unique, okay? Listen. It's not that unique because every biker I know has the same look. What's funny is i started I always had just a regular goatee, but I started growing it out when I lost my leg. I haven't shaved my leg, yeah and i haven't shaved it since.

Speaker: fold your life for a good teeth that's cool your balance yeah figure if I it long enough, able to walk with nice play and can put some head prayy so get to lock on it I mean, yeah yes that's good for your hair in your beard or killing spiders.

Speaker: It's like a tail, you know? You ever spray a spider with Aquanet? They just fucking turn into a corpse immediately. So, I do want to say for the record, just so the brain knows, my 13-year-old son is sitting next to me, but he can't hear anything.

Speaker: So, just so you know. That was the one I say. Probably good. He doesn't need to hear what we're about to say. Well, yeah I just wanted to let you know that he's here so that, you know, there's no miscommunication freak out later.

Speaker: you taking your son to work? No, we're coming back from Portland. We're going go home and drop off. Europe's going to work. They called me in. And they were like, how was I was like, I'm on the way back Portland. They're like, what time do you get here? And I was like, I don't know, 11 It's back again.

Speaker: Oh my god. Now it's gone again.

Speaker: Johnny has like a fucking mountain lion or something walking back and forth in front of his camera. I think Mo Dog's onto something. and Johnny got eaten by it. I don't know.

Speaker: Either way, regardless. Yeah, i was so I was wondering where the hell you were. I don't know why you I thought you were out here in the Midwest, Harley. and I'm like, it's still fucking daylight wherever you are. and you You said Fort LaForte. Welcome back, Fidel Jebediah Bongs.

Speaker: Yeah, I'm on the West Coast. well going like theres dadny violences so Johnny What's up, Johnny Bongs? Also, what's up, Sergeant Bodog? I saw you in town. I haven't seen you in forever, brother.

Speaker: Hell yeah. All right. I'm not going to go through all

Speaker: this time.

Speaker: ah good girl this time I gotta head to bed, guys. No, no, Shao, and I just fucking got here, bro. Oh, I see how this guy got here to go down, so. Yeah, yeah, definitely. and like you a guy you You give a guy $20 cash, Abbie, fuck, he doesn't like you no more.

Speaker: Hey, hey, hey. He gets real uncomfortable about amputees. By the way, I did tell him to send you $10, Lazy. Did he split it with you? or No, of course not. I didn't get a chance to tell him yet. This is the first time I fucking talked to him.

Speaker: I didn't tell to split it. I said don't give Lazy a fucking thing. He's going to show up to his own show. At least when I don't show up to my own shows, I just don't do the shows. Lazy now, too.

Speaker: I've had a couple people host the show for me. and But I am going to start doing my panels again on Saturdays since I work Friday nights to Saturday. Yeah.

Speaker: So Saturday nights I will start doing my panels again. And Shaman promised to at least make an appearance as often as possible. I had that enough. Yeah. I had that happen a couple of Wednesdays ago. one of my guests from the, one of the comedians I had lined up, I had messaged him a few days before, know, like I always do. Cause you know,

Speaker: I'm not a comedian, ago but a group of comedians on this network canno not be able were not able to put together a show where they interview comedians. And the guy who is not a comedian has successfully done it.

Speaker: But you're a good source of material for comedians. And that's neither here nor there. that's neither here nor there um I had a comedian a police but I reached out a few days before the show like I always do to confirm the show and then like the night of like an hour and a half after the show was supposed to start he was like oh man I'm just seeing your message that's crazy I imagine you're probably live already so I messaged him back and I'm like yeah no that's not how it works

Speaker: I have to have a guest to do the show, so there was no show. And he was like, well, can we reschedule? And I'm like, yeah, in May of next year. And and I haven't heard anything from him since. Oh, God. Yeah, guess what? You're not that important, bro. You're not that important.

Speaker: Yeah, that's what that's what I wanted to tell him. Like, bro, you're not that fucking, like, you're not that special because... Like I had, I've had to start telling comedians, let me get to September and I'll reach back out to you guys because I was booked so far out in advance.

Speaker: you know, like the comedian I have this Wednesday night, unfortunately we we do have to reschedule, but he hit me up he hit me up. well in advance and he was like hey man we got a family vacation i didn't know about um i still want to come on the show is it cool if we reschedule and i'm like yeah but i said it's gonna be in october and he was like oh that's cool that's cool when in october and i told him he was like yeah let's let's lock it in that's one thing but like the way yeah yeah when when you way in advance let somebody know like hey bro i didn't eat that

Speaker: But, like, when the week of the show comes up and you're like, yeah. The night of, an hour and a half after the show was supposed to start. hey And you had been posting on Facebook and on your social media, like, all those days, including the day of the show. And you just, you didn't see the message.

Speaker: Like, get the fuck out of here, bro. No, I'm good. Yeah, that's bullshit. That's some shit amazing to do. what well We'll book you for February thirty first I told you a month in advance that I wouldn't be here next Friday. This thing came up last minute. That's totally the shit Lazy does.

Speaker: Oh, yeah, I'll be here. Oh, my God. Never fucking shows up. When didn't I show up to your show, Harley, Dad? Tell me. Also, also i think I think it is hilarious that most of these people plus these people at at the time when I was doing shows were like, Lazy's just counting down the time until Harley, Dad goes, well, she's going to go over there.

Speaker: I thought that was pretty funny. It was one of them He's like, you just got to go to a Harley Dead show. was like, I'm going to go there eventually. I'm not ending our show because it like nobody's here. Nobody's watching. We had zero viewers.

Speaker: Like, it's when we go for fucking five and a half hours, and then at the end, everybody kind of dips off, dips off, dips off. Five and half hours, you get 93 views. I'm like, going to go eat something.

Speaker: Five and a half hours, I want to go eat something, take a piss, and then, like, fucking recalibrate and figure out where I'm going. Shoutout to our viewers you're watching us on X and you guys are not Oh, I thought you meant people that used to watch, sorry Come over here to the YouTube channel and watch us I don't know what it's like to have viewers all off I do six hours and every hour We go from like four viewers to like eight and half viewers eight and a half viewers

Speaker: in the sixth hour. And then when I'm getting ready to log off and everybody comes out of the woodwork and they're like, oh my God, don't end the show. And I'm like, I fucking have to. Right? Don't you hate that shit?

Speaker: You're like, well, nobody's here. I'm going to take off. And then all of sudden 15 people are like, no, stay. It's like, where would the fuck you come from? Yeah, where? Yeah. You couldn't interrupt these fuckers.

Speaker: yeah we We are hoping that that mouth hugs and a lot of ghost sex happens next Saturday night. Lazy gives lots of mouth hugs. and um We got eight minutes.

Speaker: Can you make it? I'm going to head out now so I can go to the advice club. I know you can. I'm going to try For sure, man.

Speaker: I'm sorry, guys. Listen, it's... I will say, Shalvin and I had a hell of a time on Friday. no We had a good night. I mean, you're going to bail on a guy who who is homies with Jesus?

Speaker: You know, I'd like to think I'm homies with Jesus, too. So tell him what's up. You are, too. I think I should edit that video to where it's Shalvin licking Jesus having beers.

Speaker: You look confused. I don't know what you're trying do. I thought he was practicing like his Ben Stiller model. It's Newlander. i don't know you looks confused are here man you you not

Speaker: that is practicing like has ben stiller model newlander

Speaker: Yeah, Jesus is a little guy, too, man. didn't realize he was so small. hey Yeah. He does turn water into wine, so he's got to be pretty cool to hang out with him, you know? Yeah, man, we're just hanging out. Me and him hanging out, having beers. Not next Saturday, but the following Saturday. Jesus is my homie. We're to get all the Jesus freaks in here on Saturday night.

Speaker: Oh, that'd be fun. I'll be in the chat. I'm not coming on panel for that one. Yeah, you are. I heard a comedian joke the other day saying how it's weird that they celebrate Christmas in the Harry Potter movies, because wouldn't Jesus just be like a mid-level magician in that world?

Speaker: I don't understand the Harry Potter. princeburg I understand the magician. did Get yourself involved in Harry Potter. It's a good series. I mean, I'm not involved in Harry Potter. I've seen a couple of the movies, but Harry Potter is awesome.

Speaker: Literally, other than the Bible, it's the top selling book series of all time for a reason. It's good. Do I look like the type of guy that's going to read a book?

Speaker: No, you look like he looks like the type of guy that could understand the book. on You know, can they make the English more English?

Speaker: exactly he's not that shit had gluten in it

Speaker: barley honor ba barely hotter i hear about it yeah did you hear him trying to pronounce the word barely though i thought it said barley i thought it was a be i can't repeat um i he thought that shit had gluten in it God damn.

Speaker: We're going to have to say talking the alphabet into trees. Every time I see something that's gluten-free, think of you, a shaman. Hey, what's up, Nonsense. Thank you.

Speaker: Spreading awareness. What J-Devil? 27 minutes late. leader j What up, J-Devil? Hey, my bad, dog. You got like fucking some goofy-ass McDonald's internet right now, bro.

Speaker: All right. I do have a great night. Take it in the chase. um and living by na you shopman love but big um' go give the tea say in the chain oh

Speaker: the other weird ass

Speaker: he only comes to you okay that you just done the i all the time when i was doing it i sense right well now he only comes to a good channel my channel he doesn't go to all the other weird as channels You went to the next guy with a big beard. Okay, that's all that happened. yeah he He likes big beards and he can't out. loud He went to a guy with an actual beard and not a goatee.

Speaker: There's billions of you with actual beard. If you want throw the full thing out, bro, I will. And you'll be sorry. Do it. I'm a girl here like a motherfucker, bro. Tell you what.

Speaker: He prefers it. and Braided around the top of your head. so it looks like a... amazing pocket braid it he I had to go braided twice. I hated it. Every time you move your mouth, it pulls hairs.

Speaker: Modog prefers men with two legs. Oh, Modog. So you're discriminating. Okay. I see how it is. we All right. they don't know.

Speaker: The ADA lawyers were the contact you used to, Sergeant. Lazy. daniel Daniel Burris lost his YouTube channel.

Speaker: But in the private chat, we have a new channel. We don't know. doesn't do anything controversial. I've been there. He goes on everybody's lives, so I always stop by when I see his life.

Speaker: And he doesn't do anything other than talk about sports, but he doesn't show any clips like you get him copyrighted even. So he lost his show. Yeah, so Charlie came up in here earlier, and she let everybody know that he lost his channel. But the new channel is in the private chat. i also put it in our chat.

Speaker: Oh, I got to get that. That motherfucker's everywhere. I don't see it in the private chat. Yeah, it's in the private chat. Oh, no. Yeah, Charlie put it in the private chat. Yep, I got it. I clicked on it. I subscribed already. Send it to me, ladies. Send it to me, please.

Speaker: Yeah, man. How did he lose his tail?

Speaker: Billy Gooden in the building. Oh, man. i just a whole No retelling of the script of the game without express rating and consent. Fucking bullshit. Yeah, I don't know, but we're definitely jumping behind that and supporting Daniel Barry. Because he's a good dude, man. He's always... fucking awesome Supports everybody. He's got good content, especially if you're a sports fan.

Speaker: He always pops in and says He used to always pop in and send $2 a donation all the time to everybody. And you add that up. I think Marissa added it up one day for her. It was like $400. That's $2 a dollar. Oh, there you go. MoDog put it in the chat, too. Thank you, MoDog. Appreciate that, brother.

Speaker: I'm not in but in front that yeah ah He's on the organ Billy I Had the same question man, it's like why the where the where the fuck is this so daylight out? It's midnight here Well from bunch of cunts to another

Speaker: Kent

Speaker: into whatno years i just passed the adult oh from a bunch of tons to another cant tears to you again

Speaker: you. Stiffy's hole. Oh. Easy, Johnny. I know. Have me fucked up for a minute, too, Billy.

Speaker: Easy, Johnny.

Speaker: I'm going have to half sleep dazed right now. right How I respond to things is out of my control.

Speaker: You look like one of the dwarfs with that hat. I feel like one of the dwarfs.

Speaker: You're sleepy. That's the dwarf you are. I'm stoning. Oh. You create a new one. ah yeah You know, studies show that six out of seven dwarfs are not happy for uh oh oh yeah

Speaker: but who's yawning what the fuck it's only nine o'clock come on shit me asshole your asshole is yawning wait what is that you're yawning something who does that stick you sp hole Is that a tattoo or a beard?

Speaker: What's up, Stiffy? Stiffy's in the house. Is that whatty what? he was The profile picture. is that a beard or a tattoo? Well, I think it's a pair of... um No, I'm not looking at that.

Speaker: yeah like Why do you look like Donut Operator? I know of those are. how's everyone? Hey, man, you can see how we're doing. We're doing fan-fucking-tastic. How are you doing?

Speaker: Why do you look like donut operator, bro? You really do. What? Why do you look like donut operator? What the fuck is donut operator?

Speaker: Don't tell me you don't know what a donut operator is.

Speaker: You fucking kidding me? You sound like Lizzo's queefing in your face. uber

Speaker: um mean alone down and only what those down what are you doing the fuck its i'm driving shit garling rock here everybody hear you sound like lizzo's queathing in your face That's what happens when you're driving and you're smoking and you gotta make the fucking car.

Speaker: Hello? You know the root cause, so you need you know the solution then. Just fuck off. Lazy. You know donut operator is, right? You're gonna see that wolf running with my foot.

Speaker: I may have seen Jenna. I don't bounce around on a whole lot of YouTube streams. ah So I don't know some people. I figured you would know Donut Oliver. He does police shooting breakdowns and he's a former cop, former SWAT officer.

Speaker: But yeah, never mind then. Fuck, shit. and I thought you was cool. I thought you was cool, Glick. Whatever. It's something personal. like i just don't I just don't do a lot of YouTube shit. Talk to her cool, Glick. Fair enough.

Speaker: Johnny Buggs, you're such a piggybacker. Every time you do realize you're a part of this network, right? ah yeah Yeah. Why are you talking about the main host, bro?

Speaker: You do realize who the boss is on this network, right, Johnny Buggs? Yeah. fun The dude with the game power shirt. i'm a rally what's the boss oh he's the boss this is is the boss actually I the road johnny the road i actually spent a long timelu very good the motherfuck road i wanted to know but i regret so he is some other room and know is that so that's so funny kind damn ye ja like rather um

Speaker: I wish I could play that clip right now.

Speaker: So what are you doing tonight? We just hanging out and bullshitting? That's what we do every Saturday night. I know. I just wanted to show how We're talking about There he is.

Speaker: Daniel Barry Sports. Hey, man, what the fuck? What's up, man? Right? That fucking sucks, Daniel. But I just subscribed. Holy shit. We're getting you back, man. We're getting you back open and and we're telling everybody to follow you. I'm going to make a post with your new channel. and then I have a subscriber number 125.

Speaker: But yeah, man, dude, you know, Billy, Billy Gooden, you know, it kills me. I love Taco Bell. I ain't had Taco Bell. And I was thinking about getting Taco Bell and then the whole this fucking scenario happened. Is my service a little better? Yeah, it's a little bit better.

Speaker: What up, man? you Another day going. that almost have a whole album's worth of music during that's that no one's heard yet. I'm going to keep it that How's the open verse thing going? You say what? How's the open verse thing going?

Speaker: Oh, I'm glad you mentioned that. That's actually another thing I was going to tell you all about is my open verse challenge. i think i'm I'm waiting for submissions right now. So if you i mean if there are any artists watching this, make sure you get on that open verse challenge for knowing hit us.

Speaker: as They'll also get to be in the music video. They'll get a shout out for being the best one. And they'll obviously get free clout. I'm going to do an open verse.

Speaker: tough to Do it, Glick. Do it. I got a boogie. Have a gallon milk and pack a pack new porch with you.

Speaker: My rhymes are so sick, they should probably be crimes. Oh my God. Bars! Bars!

Speaker: No, I have no business in in any musical world. Hey, I'm just saying there's too many things that rhyme with Glick. However, I did out, I did out wrap Rocky earlier so bad that he left.

Speaker: What Rocky wrapped? I missed it. and Oh no, no Rocky. Well, Sarge, Sarge dropped bars in the chat. And Rocky and I, obviously, we're sharing we we were sharing the brain cell, so we started wrapping them at the same time. And Rocky just shut the fuck up, and he was like, God damn, Click just outwrapped me. And we haven't seen them since.

Speaker: Oh, speaking of Taco Bell, you know their first menu item was actually a burger. Ironically, know. It was. Hell yeah, Billy. Yeah, man, man. I wait wish I would leave Taco Bell alone, man.

Speaker: Taco Bell's not fair. Oh, that's exactly the same shit I said. That's the same damn shit I said. Taco Bell be doing the same thing to buttholes since they opened.

Speaker: Now all of a sudden it's a big fucking deal because of the lettuce thing. It's fucking absurd. Hey, Daniel, i appreciate that, man. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for that super chat, man.

Speaker: Mucho gracias, senor. Hey, Daniel, um i don't know if you I don't know if you'd be interested in it or not, but um we'll be getting unnecessary roughness going back here real soon with the football season coming up on us.

Speaker: um I don't know if you'd be interested in maybe coming up on the panel with us and partaking in unnecessary roughness, but if you would, that would be awesome. In all seriousness, get your opinion on some foosball, college, and NFL.

Speaker: yeah Oh, shit. NFL is my shit. Hell yeah. Oh, wait. Rap battle number two. Who wants a rat battle rap battle? I'll rap battle. Oh, man. Oh, i man. I got no time to rap. I'm too white to rap battle.

Speaker: but That's how I started was a rap battle.

Speaker: It's now that Crunchwrap, right? Oh, dude. I'll fuck up a Crunchwrap.

Speaker: i just I eat Taco Bell the same way i eat Puna Honey. oh Messy as fuck i stay with a but Taco Bell I don't give a fuck what their meat is. It's delicious.

Speaker: Oh, that's the most authentic Mexican food I've ever had suck it Mexico

Speaker: I Long John should be... one to have one real quick though and i much so love I may hop on here if you guys are still on when we get home, but we're not home right now. so I'm going hop off for you and I'll stay in the comments. just wanted to hop up and say what's up to y'all. We've got another two hours we'll be on.

Speaker: We've got two hours. We've got another two hours. We'll be live. It'll only be 11 o'clock. maybe Yeah, well, that'd be six hours.

Speaker: I'm going to dip for a bit if you're on later. Yeah, we got another two hours, Jedi. You know where we're at. Possibly. no yeah like day on I don't know where you're at, but we typically, on Sundays, we go live during the football season, like around noon-ish.

Speaker: to do our show, Unnecessary Rubness. So if you're ever interested, man, in all honesty, just let me know and I'll drop the link for you um when we're live. And you can come up and we can definitely talk some foosball.

Speaker: I got nothing but love for you, brother. Definitely want to hear your, you know, get you on the panel with us. Where's that link at? Well, you know what? The link is pinned, but apparently people... Oh, hey, speaking of Daniel, there's his there's his YouTube channel.

Speaker: If you guys aren't following him already, that's his new YouTube channel. Yeah, I like Daniel. He supports everybody. He's good dude, man. And he never comes in with any bullshit or any drama. I've never seen him once cause any drama or feed into any drama.

Speaker: Fuck yeah, man. He's like Johnny. And there's Arlen. Only sports person. Only sports person. works but yeah I thought keep to myself. i'll talk about but what else you I know, right, bro?

Speaker: Right, bro?

Speaker: Remember to wash your hands after wiping. Cleanliness matters. I thought you'd put wash your hands before you wipe. Wait, what? Remember to wipe your hands after washing. Cleanliness is the closest you'll ever get to my little friend. All right.

Speaker: That's don't you do that don't you fucking do that to me, Johnny. vol almost I'm hanging out with Jesus tonight, bro. I got a little.

Speaker: I got a little. i got little alcohol do you all He's doing all right. He's hanging in well. I haven't been in well either. I haven't been in the hospital yet, but I guess I'm a big hospital. Is Big House still hairless and beardless?

Speaker: He's starting to get it back. He's trying to catch up to me.

Speaker: and and appreciate the that you're on about something, Glick. I can sense it. Johnny, get rid of the neckbeard. No, I'm trying to get to fill up the rest of my face. I'm trying to get it to fill in there. Embrace the stash.

Speaker: yeah know one has We 100% have. You have one of the most glorious moustachios since Burt Reynolds and Tom Selleck. Why can you i wi bring Shane to the moustache with that Jebediah neckbeard?

Speaker: Excuse the fuck out of you. Burt Reynolds and Tom Selleck are rolling over in their moustachian graves because of what you're doing right now. he loves to win i'm still here dammit I know.

Speaker: they they They paved the way for you. They broke down walls for fellow moustaches. And look at you disrespecting their name and their honor.

Speaker: so yeah With that Amish neckbeard. guy guy Fucking living in an Amish paradise, Johnny Bongs.

Speaker: and a lot little i have to grab a cat. Oh, shut up, Moe Dog. Typically, it's like 1230 at the latest. And a lot of that has to do with the fact that Rick and I are talking shit backstage. Yeah.

Speaker: wanted that What are you doing?

Speaker: Yeah, no, actually, I'm going to, when we come back for the show this season, I'm going to tell Rick it's a hard start at at noon so that we we are in there and rocking and rolling by 12 o'clock, and that gives us a good hour before kickoff.

Speaker: And then if we go a little long, it's only the first quarter of football. But, you know, it is what it is. We'll get our picks in We'll get our predictions in. We'll tears out all the time.

Speaker: Carly, you're kind of sounding robot-ish.

Speaker: I think you said you're going to take the kid back home and then something else. butly No, man. It's a little long. Goddamn. Okay.

Speaker: It's a little long. It happens. No, no. I'm excited. together but ah I honestly, I don't even know if Frick's going to come back for Unnecessary Roughness this year. I got to talk to him and see what's going on.

Speaker: Put a link in the chat. I'll follow for sure. We got... We've got, it's it might have popped up on the Facebook channel. didn't Go to our YouTube channel real quick, Billy. And we've got Daniel, we've got his link on our YouTube channel.

Speaker: I don't know if it came up on Facebook or not. But, yeah, I got to talk to Rick and see if Rick's coming back for this year. I imagine he is. We're going to try to get Derek back this year, too. Derek's our guy, former guest of Glick's House of Music, turned into co-host for for the sports show, um slash the unofficial official lawyer from Nonsense School Network.

Speaker: um Everyone needs Jeebus. and Jesus is my homie man. You don't believe me. Hey, look at this right here. This dishes right here. This is this is this is the proof right here.

Speaker: Yes, sir. Okay. ah He's even got leave me at alone with this man. Oh, shit. It's me and Johnny.

Speaker: Oh, my goodness. What's up, Gianni? Hi, buddy. buddy What are you doing? Gianni's just paying Amish to his living.

Speaker: I need an adult.

Speaker: Dude, but castor oil with everything you're using, topical treatments, it's good deep penetrating. Yeah, it is. Yeah, it Whoa. Hey, man, I appreciate you right there. Hey, thank you, MoDog. Appreciate that, brother.

Speaker: Right there, YouTube slash nonsenseset at announced to the Nonsensical Network. Yeah, bio.link slash Nonsensical Network's got all of our our social media links. And, Billy, you're following us on um on Facebook, so if you go to our Facebook page, ah the link to our bio link that has all of our social media is right there.

Speaker: but So we're super easy to find Dude Johnny I feel bad because I got a piss Oh crazy Hey Johnny tell the people what you've been up to lately And I'll be right back I guess Fuck it um ah Hi How we doing What's going on everybody

Speaker: See, Glick seems to be mistaken. I'm not usually too good at the the commentary part. See, I usually get results done and keep my trap shut while I sit here.

Speaker: So really, when it comes to commentary, I really really had too much too much practice. But I do hope y'all have a good evening. Stay in lift. Stay in lift.

Speaker: Glitch.

Speaker: Johnny, tell people what you've been up to. i leave, I hear you talking, and I come back, and you're just...

Speaker: Yeah, I said, fuck that. I'm getting papers done. that Untrackable. What's up, brother? i told them they were cool with it.

Speaker: Yeah, man. the The mustache is sexy. Bio.link slash nonsensical network right there. Thank you, MoDog. MoDog, why don't you bring your beautiful ass up here on panel?

Speaker: Don't forget I took a shit. We are the perfect fucking show to watch while you take a shit.

Speaker: No, since it's going nonsense. What the fuck is that? My spread shop?

Speaker: What the hell is that? Oh, man, is that our... Oh, damn, that's got some old ass... Oh, yeah, go there if you want some fucking merch. There's some goofy ass merch there. The hell? Yeah.

Speaker: yeah ah Yeah, what is that? Oh, man, I am actually I am actually looking at Shopify because through Ninja DTF where I've ordered different things through um you can through through Ninja.

Speaker: You can have because you can have shit made, but they have to go through Shopify. But I need to dive a little bit more into Shopify because I think that's another thing I have to fucking pay for. So got to make sure that everything is going be right. and And like I said, i no I don't want you guys paying 50 bucks for a fucking t-shirt.

Speaker: So um i am looking at options for for for merge Yeah, dude, that's old as shit. i didn't even know that was still on there. I got to delete that.

Speaker: and Got anything new going on? We got new shit going on every week. Saturday nights are just our fucking fuck off night. And we come up here and we drop the link and everybody's welcome to come up and hang out with us.

Speaker: on the panel and shoot the shit and all that fun stuff. but So if you guys out there watching, if you're watching, you don't have to be a creeper, man, get in the chat or pop up on the panel and come hang out with us. You're welcome to everybody's welcome here.

Speaker: Um, but, uh, uh, what do I got? I got my man. i got my guy, Mark Mason coming up Tuesday, uh, Wednesday night. I don't have a show. Uh, um,

Speaker: I won't be here next Saturday night, but maybe Wally or Rocky will do a show. I'm not asking them to, but if they want to, they can.

Speaker: And then hopefully next Sunday we'll see how we feel coming back from Waverly, but maybe Kayla and I will do Beyond the Veil next Sunday. Yeah.

Speaker: uh we've we've got a show lined up with urban legends that we want to do um i don't know what you guys got going on this week with speedway stories johnny uh i still got to talk to wally about that one

Speaker: good question i don't know i thought i thought you guys were going to back thursday and have wes on and then you guys weren't back thursday so um funny i do remember while i seen something about wes

Speaker: So, yeah, i mean, we've always got stuff going on here on the network. Saturday nights are just a fuck-off show. We hang out. We drink a little bit. We smoke a little while. You know, you're picking poison.

Speaker: Yeah, I'm going to look into Shopify. um You've got to pay for it to do everything, but I want to dive a little bit more in and do my research.

Speaker: Um, but I can do it through ninja and ninja will put any logo any design on shirts cups stickers whatever I want so um I'm gonna look into that a little bit more see if it's worth it Yeah, creepers are always welcome.

Speaker: Yeah, you're always welcome, baby I'm not hopping on panel tonight because I'm getting over stupid as dude everybody's sick tonight Uh, Neil said he was sick. Mandy was sick. You're sick. Maybe call you old fuckers.

Speaker: Get quick. My girlfriend and I, we do we do a show called Beyond the Veil. And it's all about the paranormal, unexplained, true crime, and cryptids and shit like that. We've only done one episode so far, mainly because we've just been so busy. That's why said maybe maybe next Sunday, depending upon when we get home, we have a show ready.

Speaker: We're ready to rock and roll. We're ready to go. it's just, you know, And like I said, Saturday night, we're going to be down at Waverly. um So, you know, when we get back home, if if she feels like it, I'll be good.

Speaker: I'll be good. um But if she if she feels like it, then maybe next Sunday we'll do the show. My son and I do a wrestling show again when he decides he wants to do it because it's his show. was like today, I was like, we're going to your show. He was like, eh, nah.

Speaker: I'm like, cool. so So, yeah. um But, yeah. as's ah it's it time we got We got a lot of content here.

Speaker: and um i was Like I said, Saturday nights, we just fuck off. We just put our dick in our dicks in our hands and whatever happens, happens. ah Oh. That's how we roll. it Don't act like it's your first time here, Johnny.

Speaker: I was going to say, that's good to know, complete the reference. Hashtag old fuckers unites. Welcome to Saturday nights where our dicks are in our hands and whatever happens, happens. Yes. Yes. So if I can, I want to see what the signal strength is like.

Speaker: Maybe do like a half hour, maybe an hour while I walk around. yes yes so if if if i can i want to see what the signal strength is like maybe maybe do like a half hour maybe an hour while i walk around

Speaker: So, yes, I am planning that. It'll be right here ah on YouTube only. ah ah Again, it depends on what our signal strength is like.

Speaker: But if I got good signal on my phone, then, yeah, i would like to I would like to do a little something live while we walk around, especially because it would be a beyond the veil thing.

Speaker: So maybe I get Kayla involved, maybe her nephew, maybe her brother-in-law. If not, it would just be me and kind of talk to you guys. But we are planning on doing a full episode dedicated to Waverly with pictures and videos and background and history and and and all that stuff.

Speaker: It'll probably be after the Urban Legends one. That way we can you know, do everything we need to do and upload all this stuff. So, so yeah, so I am kind of planning on hopefully maybe going live for for a minute next Saturday.

Speaker: I think it'll just depend on our, our signal strength.

Speaker: Not a super long time, just a little bit. Walk around, check things out. Um, i Think it'll be good not only for our show, but it'll also be good for the network but again I know there's a lot of places her and I want to go to and I know Mo dog you want to join us on a lot of places and I know you want to join us on the show Something her and I have talked about so have We got big plans for the show. I think it'll be a good show once we get a you okay, baby

Speaker: She's got my shorts on and my shirt on. yeah. Fuck yeah, born like 1843. So,

Speaker: there's that.

Speaker: modal was born in like eighteen forty three so there's that

Speaker: I'm an 81 guy myself. Most of the time when I get my

Speaker: because when you say pics, once you get back, send me the raw pics and I'll play around with editing them. And yeah, dude, absolutely. Yeah. It'll be all from our phones. I don't know if Kayla's going to take her camera.

Speaker: I don't think she will, but it'll all be from our phones. And then, um, like i said, I'll, uh, Also try to go live for like like I said not for a super long time, but at least try to go live for for a little bit

Speaker: bit 65 here you bitch 1865 You old bitch So yeah, man, like we do a lot here on the network So

Speaker: A lot of different shows. Did you just call me a cunt? Well... Can't? You can't? You bloody can't?

Speaker: did you just call me a c well but it yeah kids the bloody can't

Speaker: Are you sure it's not 1865? You kind of sound like a guy that was born in 1865. I'm

Speaker: spot Oh, man, a lot. Johnny, Johnny, Johnny. What are we going to do around here, man? ah No damn clue. Turned into quite a zoo.

Speaker: 1865, I was surprised to bark a locust. and More dogs built different. Blag. To bark a locust.

Speaker: Wasn't that a biblical plague? Blah.

Speaker: Well, locusts were a biblical plague. Oh. Oh, that's tuberculosis. Never mind. Yeah, sorry. I said... I don't read very well, Johnny.

Speaker: You hear me both. I feel that shit. I mean, damn it, you got me. I'm a vampire. The old sparkly vampire bitch. ethnic

Speaker: Are we talking like Twilight or Van Helsing?

Speaker: Wait, hold on a second. The vampires sparkle in Van Helsing? Not the ones in Van Helsing. No, those are the gory fuckers. Wait, which man? Are we talking about Hugh Jackman Van Helsing?

Speaker: Yeah. Oh, yeah. They had that. They had the three bimbos. Yeah. Banshees slash vampires, weren't they?

Speaker: i don't think they were sparkly, though. No, they were not sparkly.

Speaker: How about this? More like... thankss Van Helsing. That's a severely underrated movie. Am I wrong? You are not wrong. Like, that's a really good fucking movie.

Speaker: And it's a love that it deserves. I actually just watched it not too long ago. oh Once again, compared to the fucking modern day sparkly bull crap they want to portray as vampires, yeah, it's badass fucking movie.

Speaker: Couldn't eat Taco Bell in 1865. Amen into that. You to make Taco Bell at the source. What up, big hoss? There he is.

Speaker: What the fuck are you doing? yeah up here, buddy. get up here, buddy. heard him. What are you doing, buddy?

Speaker: Look at your sparkly vampire. Now look at me. Now look at him. Look at me. I'm on a horse. Someone's going to help me keep track of Glick up here, hoss.

Speaker: but but

Speaker: Kate Beckinsale. Yeah, man. Those those are... I can't believe Pete Davidson banged Kate Beckinsale.

Speaker: Like, really? linked up with... You know, he's got a huge he's got like a horse cock or something.

Speaker: Because that is a goofy-ass looking motherfucker. That or and that are what people say is 100% true. You can make a woman laugh.

Speaker: A funny guy is the most dangerous, man. One second you're laughing, the next thing you know, your clothes are on the floor.

Speaker: And you don't even know how it happened.

Speaker: I don't know nothing about it. Because I am neither good-looking or funny. And I have a small pay. Funny guys' roofies are bulls. And I got a small burger.

Speaker: Ladies love the Sasquatch.

Speaker: um staff but yeah Call me That really don't flow on the tongue, man, like Cool J.

Speaker: l ah ah l l man l white LL Cool Squatch. Ladies love squatch.

Speaker: just Sounds like they're campaigning for a body product.

Speaker: Oh, can we make a... No, never mind. That would be just the most embarrassing product in the market. about One fact. After my bladder cancer surgery...

Speaker: Where they removed a quarter of my bladder, the follow-up treatments, they fill your bladder up with live tuberculosis virus to kill any cancer. What the fuck? and That's wild.

Speaker: um So one deadly disease kills another deadly disease?

Speaker: I have so many out-of-pocket questions.

Speaker: Agreed. and yeah, Pete Davidson from Saturday Night Live, him and her were together for a hot and fucking minute.

Speaker: Annie was with that obnoxious chick. She should have thrown her in the river. Ariadne Grande. And Pete Davidson's been with the like an obnoxious amount of hot women.

Speaker: I'm just Pete and I'm on drugs.

Speaker: but the other yeah Pete Davidson does a lot of drugs. And he's not good looking. mean, he's funny. I mean, he's funny as hell. I'll give him i'll give him that. But yeah yeah, that's wild to think about, man. It's like one deadly disease kills another deadly disease. And that's what they use as a treat.

Speaker: How do you get rid of the next deadly disease that caught? That's knuck and futz.

Speaker: Let's go for tubercle locus.

Speaker: For one damn second. Give me a little TV in the building. What the fuck are you talking about? Pete Davidson father. I know he was. ah We all know.

Speaker: we get it, Pete Davidson. Your dad died 9-11.

Speaker: And it's kind of crazy because Pete Davidson was just a baby when his dad passed. But that's kind wild. But we get it. We know. Stop it. All right. You're funny. You're worth millions. And you bang ridiculously hot chicks.

Speaker: And you have butthole eyes. And you do a lot of drugs. Or did a lot of drugs. i don't know if he's not doing drugs anymore.

Speaker: Drugs are good. know what I'm saying? I mean, good no. but I learned from South Park.

Speaker: He seems like a douche. i be I don't know. Maybe a little bit of a douche. I'd like to meet him and hang out with him in person before I make um ah final was a final assumption about him. But yeah, on TV and stuff, he does kind of seem like a douche.

Speaker: He wants to meet a douche.

Speaker: That's valid point, Johnny. Who wants meet douche? But he might be really cool in real life. He just might be a douche on TV. I play a douche on TV, but in real life, pretty goddamn cool.

Speaker: He won't know until he sees his dude. yeah I won't know until I meet Pete Davidson.

Speaker: Maybe I can get Pete Davidson on Glick's Comedy Lounge.

Speaker: That'd be cool.

Speaker: find that I find that to be a huge accomplishment as a guy who's not a comedian hey well i can when I can make comedians laugh.

Speaker: Sometimes. that's ah That's kind of cool. you know but If I can say something and they and they genuinely laugh at it, they're like, they're like ha fucking you. You know what I mean?

Speaker: Thumbs up. Yeah. That's a win in the old book of Ruski.

Speaker: I would like to meet all douches if it matters.

Speaker: I mean... play it matter? DLM, man. Yeah, I mean... d l him man yeah i mean

Speaker: i'm not gonna i would like to meet joe rogan and i think he's a giant douchebag

Speaker: suck at joe rogan you wish you were the half the host that i am joe rogan

Speaker: This is a very factual God damn statement right there Billy It's better to have ants in your pants Than uncles Johnny knows what talking about His uncles are all in his pants My uncles did what?

Speaker: why What? What? What? or if I think I remember how my birthday went What?

Speaker: If you had a candle with your uncle in the woods and you woke up in the morning and you're chanting your butthole, would you tell anybody? We're saying happy birthday, but don't think that was a candle. That's a weird place to put a candle.

Speaker: It is a weird place to put a candle. didn't know wax play went that far.

Speaker: He likes those genuine laughs, kind of like Kayla laughs when he strolls. Shut up, Moda!

Speaker: power I will not even finish reading that comment. I mean, it's true, but still. Shut up,

Speaker: He said he likes those genuine laughs. Gotta like Kayla laughs when he strolls out of the shower. noe

Speaker: not the size of the goldfish. It's the ocean and the whale. That matters. Something like that.

Speaker: That's what I live by. hey man, that's a hell of a living to live by. Camping ain't for fat camps. Camping ain't for fat camps and band members. Hey, easy. My kids are in the band.

Speaker: Oh, man. What the fuck? I gotta take my daughter to band camp tomorrow.

Speaker: See, this one time at band camp, what happened was, Yeah, you know the crazy thing about it was, like, here's the crazy thing. We all know American Pie.

Speaker: But we also all know Friday the 13th. Oh, good God. And if there was a serial killer at camp, it would be my daughter.

Speaker: ah Oh, shit. Oh, shit. That was my daughter who just walked in on me. Hey, buddy. I love you. I just see the body walking in the door, and I'm like, fuck, I'm dead. It's my daughter. What if that would suck solely at his body?

Speaker: Like, just cash. I'm good. It's just my son. I'm safe.

Speaker: Fuck.

Speaker: she She plays the tromboners. I call it a tromboner. Both of my kids play the tromboners. Hashtag team boner.

Speaker: Hashtag tromboners. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. I'm a bank. I'm a bank. gap This guy with a neck beard. Nevermind. We can't talk about.

Speaker: turned out it wasn't a flute. And I was wondering where the music was coming from. Oh, Fidel Jebediah, man.

Speaker: o fidel jebbeddi man If he's not dick tasting, he's raising barns.

Speaker: but

Speaker: Raised barns like we raised countries. Yeah, man. Johnny Bones is the man. Johnny, you're the man, dude. hope you know that. Fucking likewise, brother. Yeah, we fucking love you, dude.

Speaker: I gotta say that a serious note, a and on a serious note I'm super proud of you and and Wally. um you know Both of you guys have come a long way from when Wally first started and from when I first met you.

Speaker: When you guys do the Speedway Stories, man, right and I've said it before, i like a lot of times Johnny's not fully in the conversation, and he's just like, shit, yeah. Yeah.

Speaker: hell yeah you know when do you when molly and the guest is talking and i'm like that's the highlight of watching the whole replay because i don't get to watch you guys ah live a lot of times you know um i give something when it's valuable and and it's like that's the highlight of the whole show it's just you guys talking and then randomly johnny's like shit yeah feel yeah I started trying to come up with questions and research, but it's it's I'm still getting there. It's taken me a little bit to find my way here.

Speaker: No, but, you man, you guys, from when I first met you and you already had your YouTube channel and you were already doing your thing. Yeah. And Wally was, you know, when Wally came on here and it was, I pushed him a lot.

Speaker: Because I knew it was something he wanted to do. And to where you guys are now, dude, I'm super proud of you guys, man. Because both of you come out of your shows. And I think it's helped your show a lot, too, when you do your own thing. fuck yeah You know, you guys are are are are more comfortable behind the the camera. And yeah ha happens you guys do. and and And I love it, man. Like I said, um'm you know i and like i said I'm to be serious for a moment. But I'm super proud of you guys.

Speaker: i and And you guys do good stuff. I don't know shit about shit when it comes to motorsports. know that they go really fast, and they're really loud, and they get but me ah get muddy. See, one of reasons why I started to begin with was, well, I've had some opportunities to talk about my family's background with ah with racing and such, and it really kind of reignited that for me.

Speaker: Yeah, no, I mean, you guys are killing it.

Speaker: and and and And it's fun because you guys are both excited about it. Oh, fuck yeah. Oh, shit. It's different than when you're going up to do something and you just sit there stone-faced the whole time and go, well, I have to do this. ah Then there's the aspect of, well, I want to do this. I look forward to doing this. Let's fucking do it.

Speaker: But that kind of sounds like prison sex. Maybe sometimes. I want to do this. I don't want to do this.

Speaker: But it's fun when I do this. Yeah. I shouldn't do this. I want people to watch me doing this.

Speaker: You know what just very cool in the pants. but specific specific separate fit

Speaker: Billy, thanks for coming up here, brother. You know they make these crazy things called phone chargers. You can plug your phone in and you don't have to get off the phone. No, man, appreciate you coming up here tonight, Billy. Appreciate seeing you. Hopefully we'll see you more often on the network, checking out the other shows.

Speaker: um Love you, brother. Thank you for the support, man. Cheers to Yeah.

Speaker: yeah

Speaker: I mean, it doesn't, though. Sometimes it happens in the cell.

Speaker: What? Prison sex. It should only happen in showers. Oh, I thought he said it only happens in the fill. it does happen in the cell. Sometimes your top bunk buddy becomes your bottom bunk buddy.

Speaker: You know, always wonder what seeing the little pent up around the bunk means, and now I know not to not to ask. one That's why i said surprise morning sex is fun. Unless you're in prison.

Speaker: I'm just going to wake up one morning and you're fucking in the arms of an angel start playing. but i feel about that.

Speaker: Much love to you, Billy. I appreciate you, man. Thank you for checking us out. Thank you for hanging out with us. Hell yeah. They're awesome. Appreciate you, brother.

Speaker: Why are we talking about prison sex? Johnny, I blame you.

Speaker: i You know, conversation just flows naturally and you know you never know what's going to happen next. I don't know what they say in prison.

Speaker: What? i I've heard. I've heard. I've never been there. I'm way too pretty for prison.

Speaker: I think Blake's coming on to me. I need help.

Speaker: Johnny, what's up, buddy? Why don't you take that man bun out and put those glorious locks flow? Right. that's what we keep another person secret with two bars of soap and a and a pair of shoelaces go ahead and twirl your mustache one more time two bars of soap and a pair of shoelaces just homemade nunchucks prison nunchucks

Speaker: like a johnny in prison with some fucking soap chucks

Speaker: You shall not have my booty hole. This is sacred. Might be some shit off of Boondocks. Pieces. All right, guys. I'm going to bounce. Love you, MoDog. Appreciate you tonight, brother. Well, we'll be good to see you, brother. Yes, yes. You too, my friend.

Speaker: but Sometimes, you know, sometimes you just just let things be at the end of the day. yeah you know, you don't judge.

Speaker: Better off not to ask and better on to see for yourself. Do

Speaker: you like what you see? Click the link. Want to see more? Click the link. i know What happens next?

Speaker: Oh, God. but the I'm going to need

Speaker: go need about three more of these.

Speaker: Three more of what? It's coffee. Bro, you don't need any more coffee, man. Yeah. i don't open enoughli My eyes never open far enough. but i My eyes don't touch my forehead. That's a problem.

Speaker: And, uh, oh, there's the copy. Okay.

Speaker: it's too many steps i'm gonna have a fucking overlook never mind

Speaker: what kind of coffee are you drinking art well it's some of that bougie specialty coffee

Speaker: You don't look like the type of bougie specialty coffee guy. You know, surprisingly, it looks full the season.

Speaker: ah like my I like my flavors.

Speaker: What's your favorite flavor?

Speaker: Maple bourbon sunshine surprise. You what I'm saying? no I have no idea what you're saying. specific specific specific I don't drink coffee. And if I did drink coffee, it'd be regular coffee with fucking milk and lots of sugar.

Speaker: That maple bourbon cup is fucking good, though. Yeah.

Speaker: Never heard of maple bourbon cup. Greg, have you lived? Yeah.

Speaker: I don't think so.

Speaker: I don't drink. maple vagina coffee but i mean i'm living it's the vagina that makes it count right i agree with you a vagina always makes you count yeah just a little bit

Speaker: yeah just a little bit of skunkiness in there really gets the brew going ah you say coconuts what

Speaker: What are you doing? Are you packing a bowl? I'm tapping the thing out.

Speaker: Is that a K-cup? Yeah, it is. Except for this one, you can put your own shit in, dude. Oh, man, you're doing too much, bro. and yeah Yeah, but have you seen how long that thermos has left me? That thermos has left me this whole fucking show.

Speaker: I feel you've had six thermoses. and so let me Let me be more direct. I have had about six thermoses, but they're prepared ahead of time.

Speaker: That's too much.

Speaker: If I still feel my face as a problem.

Speaker: I say the same thing about drinking.

Speaker: If I'm drinking and I can still feel my face, I haven't had enough. That's why I used to drink hand sanitizer right there. Once my face starts to go numb, that's when I know that I should probably start to slow down and not have more than 12 or 14 more beers.

Speaker: and See, you probably wouldn't want to drink hand sanitizer because that happened off the first little slurp of it. I wouldn't want to drink what? I might have drank hand sanitizer.

Speaker: you know but anybody else would have told me that i'd be surprised but coming from you johnny i'm not surprised in the slightest bit little bit of a really fucking expensive old spice cologne yeah i was at a bad time at one place

Speaker: yeah i mean i'm not john i'm not judging bro you really get some notes of cashmere when it goes down the south theate

Speaker: uh doesn't zeppelin have a song called cashmere uh spice has a cologne called cashmere it tastes interesting i would i would look up i would look up that led zeppelin song but um feel like it would get me in trouble uh it feels like how old spice tastes

Speaker: It was like Old Spice taste.

Speaker: Tastes like a leather jacket. Yeah, i was going to say, it sounds like it tastes exactly how it smells. It does.

Speaker: It does.

Speaker: That's rough. and so This really is therapy on Saturday nights, isn't it? It's what? i said this really is therapy on Saturday nights, isn't it? I don't know if we'd call it therapy.

Speaker: Enlightening? get the same looks from people as I get from my therapist. Unsolved mystery. Unsolved.

Speaker: More mysteries that's all after it's done. i have new things to Google after the show is over.

Speaker: You ever just be talking to somebody, though, and your breath smells like a whole Macy's store?

Speaker: No. I mean, I've talked to somebody under my breath, and everything coming out of my pores smelled like a brewery, but never smelled like... a Yeah. Like like Macy's.

Speaker: Fucking... oh the funniest part too is i thought i could hide that sitting there casually having a conversation i'm like what a flock did your breast smell like old spice for well see the thing is what happened was what happened was i didn't have beer so well

Speaker: if i had just picked up some bug light crisis would have been averted and took up the bu light did we Yeah, know, exactly. I can i can i can thankfully say, and and nothing against you, Johnny, I can thankfully say that I've never been down that bad. And, Johnny, I'm going to go take a piss, and I'm going to grab some beverages, and I'm going to leave you with this lovely treat that's about to come in that is backstage.

Speaker: What did you do? What the? Glick? Glick? Glick, motherfucker. I'll be right back, buddy. Motherfucker. Hi, Noelle. How you doing?

Speaker: Good. Glick's a big, goofy animal, isn't he? Yes, he is. okay apa through yeah what you what do you What are you doing?

Speaker: i'm just been here What are you you doing?

Speaker: Well, I'm existing. And how are you been? Good? ah ah Well, I've been alive.

Speaker: And I missed you. I i did

Speaker: Likewise. Fuck yeah. So why do you not like me?

Speaker: You know, see, i am just an awkward guy around people. Why is that? Well, 14 drinkers will do it.

Speaker: What? Yeah. don't understand that.

Speaker: And where is he at? One second you're talking to people, next second you're drinking a bottle of cologne, you know what i'm saying? yes where is your friend at uh the house

Speaker: what hosses or or click glit mother say right back here at all he thought he'd be slick he thought he'd be fucking slick lot Rick.

Speaker: Do what going on? a lot going on. that is though sorry you know yeah what' going g click

Speaker: i thought i heard some like sorry johnny o

Speaker: thought i heard some like but but sa ah I had to piss and I was like, I gotta to go get some beer. And bumped up backstage was like, oh, Johnny, I'm sorry. Are you really sorry, though? yeah Not really.

Speaker: It's okay. I wouldn't be there if I was in your shoes. I'd be laughing. ah you You would have done the same thing I did. would and I have before in the past. Hi.

Speaker: Hi. You've done it to Haas, haven't you? I have. I've done it Haas and Wally. I've done it to, well, just Wally himself. Oh, did you really do it to Wally?

Speaker: I did. and How does he react? Well, he had a lot to say, that's for sure. Excellent. and s smootherss Excellent, Excellent.

Speaker: yeah Man, well, I did it to me when he just fucking, you know, fucking bleeding from the state to walk the fuck away. Mm-hmm. Caught me up on the fucking Speedway stories and then fucking was like, yeah, have fun.

Speaker: Have fun, brother. What's going on, Noel? How are you doing? has life been feeling? How's your boyfriend? I'm doing good. Yes, my boyfriend's doing good. And I saw him yesterday.

Speaker: how's your husband with that one boyfriend he's not my husband he's my he's he's not my husband he's my boyfriend sell it cards with romance are you are you a little bit overstimulated right now noah yes i am okay you okay

Speaker: okay What helps is when you just bobblehead click. Bobblehead. Bobblehead click. it It really helps to stimulate, I promise.

Speaker: No, it's not. Can you please be quiet? No, I was seriously asking you and checking on you, so no I'm not going to please be quiet. It's my show. If we were quiet, then nobody would watch.

Speaker: Yeah, click. yeah You're talking too much, asshole. beat i not tonight I'm not talking tonight. Well, why would you come up on the stream if you're not talking to us?

Speaker: Because I want to know how you are doing, guys. and like I want to be owned to be here just chilling. We're doing good. I as i was asking you how you were doing. will not do that.

Speaker: Yes, I am a little bit okay until i until these people will make me mad. Johnny, don't make her mad.

Speaker: awesome I made the mistake of saying spanking the monkey one time without knowing what it means, and it started an uproar, okay? I will not do that again. i will not spank the monkey, but I will choke the fuck out of a chicken.

Speaker: ah Yeah. well this is just Full fuck, you know I'm saying? but yeah alone also And I thought you guys won't let me on here. Remember the last time?

Speaker: That was horrible. Hey, Clit, what did you do? Yeah, Clit, what did you do? Where the fuck is Clit at when you need to yell at that son of a bitch?

Speaker: Somebody get Clit back up here. Yeah. I don't know what I did. I drank a lot on Saturdays. I don't i don't recall. I pissed a lot of people off on Saturdays. but The other days of the week, I just breathe and piss a lot of people off. so but You really here to help me understand what the fuck I did wrong to piss somebody off.

Speaker: yeah you really got to paint a picture here for to help me understand what the fuck i did wrong to pi somebody ah It's better to piss on people than piss them off, right? I agree 100%. Wait, hold on a second. I think it's better to piss on people. yeah you You might need an Uno reverse card on that, Johnny.

Speaker: Better to be pissed than pissed off. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I don't know. Apparently, I tickled somebody's taint the other day because I laughed at a comment on their stupid-ass Facebook post, and they felt the need to call me on Facebook, and I had to remind them that I have this crazy little thing called a job, and I don't have time to talk to people that I don't really care that much about. You mean this isn't your job?

Speaker: No, I have a job. I have a real-life job. I wish this was my job. I wish I made enough money for this to be my job. But unfortunately, they don't make any money doing this. Why?

Speaker: Why you do that? Because nobody sends us super chats. And nobody buys the merchandise that I tag. And and and and and and nobody sends us gifts. And yeah.

Speaker: Plus, I probably should have merchandise. And I do have a lot of ideas for merchandise. But I just got to. one tech break and To make money, you have to have money.

Speaker: To make money, you have to spend money. And I'm spending a lot of money, and I'm not making any money in return. So...

Speaker: Well... So, what's your due, my dad? for that quick

Speaker: Well, the cure for that is you guys giving me your human monies.

Speaker: Give me all your money. Send it in my super chats.

Speaker: Oh, yeah. Put it right up a super chat. Right up my super chat. He likes it up the super chat. I do. don't even Don't even spit on it. Just draw just dry run that super chat.

Speaker: He does.

Speaker: indoor I know he went that way.

Speaker: What's up, Llama? but um are you Are you... I could be Glickhausen. Are you a fan-hausen of Glickhausen?

Speaker: Danhausen is a wrestler. I love Danhausen. I'm Glickhausen. What he means, Llama, is a hub coin.

Speaker: No, nobody wants to watch that. Cupcoin. Nobody wants to buy that. so but so about but the its a Send me your human monies.

Speaker: If you don't send me your human monies, then you are cursed. And by being cursed, that makes Johnny Bong's your sleep paralysis demon.

Speaker: I'll watch over you, promise. You were in the WWE. w yeah I'll watch over you, I promise. I said you were in the WWE. He likes to think so.

Speaker: Yes. No, I was never in the WWE.

Speaker: I'm a fan of the WWE. But why is all those three of those belt? Because I'm the champ.

Speaker: Because I'm the champ. For a while. ah You used to be a wrestler? I am the greatest champ of all time and that's all you need to know.

Speaker: When you take things long enough, then after a while of taking, then you get rewards. And Johnny takes things that are- Wait, wait, wait. You were a wrestler back then?

Speaker: I'm just a fan. Those are custom-made champs. Those are custom-made belts for my podcast. Well, not this one. This one this is my Stone Cold Steve Austin Smoking Skull Belt. But the other two behind me, those are custom-made for my podcast.

Speaker: Because I'm the greatest podcaster of all time. He may not be a wrestler, but he knows how to grapple. Yeah, I do. paralysis, demons get night. I only want the champion.

Speaker: yeah damn the chi a man what that I had to. I couldn't help myself. I'm sorry.

Speaker: No, I'll run. Run while can. will not stop. This is boring. Sometimes. See, what happened was ah but yes is boring sometimes see what happened was You should another stream to go be overstimulated on.

Speaker: Why? Because this is boring. It kind of is. Why the fuck are you being boring? It's your fault, Johnny. You know what, Johnny? I'm not in driver's seat here. It's Johnny's fault.

Speaker: This is...

Speaker: You're damn snippy at it, all right? I'm just fucking terrifying, Johnny. I've mastered the fucking art of unsettling, right? Can't stop, won't stop.

Speaker: rock and just gotta stare him for long enough and then start licking your mustache, and it does wonders. Whoa. don i don't I don't believe in mustaches, so I don't have one. I forgot, skunkbeard.

Speaker: judge can't stumble i wish would have discovered hawaiian shirts a long time ago yeah skunk won skunk yeah yeah no what the are you doing women are terrifying i agree yeah like why are you terrified do i want to check my texts women are terrifying i agree yeah click while you terify do i want to check my text

Speaker: You're a terrifying woman, Glick. You know what I'm saying but um

Speaker: saying? I'm a terrifying woman. i thought I was a pretty, pretty princess, but. ah Miss Doubtfire and steroids. Miss Doubtfire and steroids?

Speaker: Miss Doubtfire. didn Do it look like a lady? And can you please tell me when this show's going over with? Yeah, Click.

Speaker: Yeah, Click. Yeah, Click. Hey, Click, tell me when this show's going to be over with. It's over with right about now.

Speaker: Now. Don't come back. but Whoa, happens fast.

Speaker: No. No. No. Go. Go. Go.

Speaker: no

Speaker: now

Speaker: no so cold no so yeah tenbm g click it on ten i know that was don't know it was pretty fucked i know i'm a shitty human being i'm a terrible human being yeah i i got no i got no bad vibes or bad juju or anything like that no i'll just find another stream go go go have fun on another stream I have no disrespect. I'm not being mean. I just know.

Speaker: I know where this goes because, unfortunately, I was here before any of you others were here. but black and creek Where it go? I don't know. to Go to another stream. Find another live stream and go there.

Speaker: Just go there. Go there. You'll be fine, Noel. you know Be happy and don't be overstimulated. Calm down. um Just to cover your channel But she flashed someone's channel less than 10 minutes ago Yeah, no Thank you, Crack Baby Go No, i am i am ah very familiar with The the lovely Noelle So to say um She was here Way before she was anywhere else um And That's not a flex That's touch I just asked if you were there to make you flex a teddy

Speaker: No, no, because no because she stopped coming here because people were mean to her and I don't want to be mean to her because I understand. yeah as my great grandma would say, she was kissed by an angel. Noelle, I just, I'm not letting you come back up. Just, just, I'm trying to be nice. Please go somewhere else.

Speaker: Uh,

Speaker: Boobs like clicks. ah Yeah. We only want to clicks, Teddies. Get rid of it, buddy. I

Speaker: do. Sorry to evoke in you from your slumber. I'm glad you woke up to feel the need tune in next Saturday where I'll have a different one on. Okay.

Speaker: pick

Speaker: The Flesh is good channel strike. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Flesh is a good channel strike. And that's I had a very good friend of mine um hit me up. And I was like, yeah, no, I know. I know. Trust me. I'm i'm well aware.

Speaker: ah You know, ah again, like I said, yeah. She was here before she was anywhere else, and and everybody likes to make their jokes. And it was like, we already all made these jokes right here on the Nonsensical Network, on Nonsensical Nonsense. We already made them. That's a lot jokes. We made the jokes before y'all even thought about them, or y'all even knew anything about them. But, yeah, no, I'm not trying to be – I'm really not trying to be but mean to her in any way, shape, or form. Like Squatch.

Speaker: i'm I'm trying to do this as politely as I can. they did did did do

Speaker: Chaka, thank you, bro. ah Chaka and... No, I'm aware. Trust me, I'm aware. no yeah Again, I was here before any of y'all, but thank you guys for looking out. I really do appreciate...

Speaker: Everybody looking out. Trust me. Thank you. Chocolate, Mo Dog, Llama, and Crack Baby.

Speaker: It's in the rules. It's in the rules. Them titties and them peepees will get you flicked.

Speaker: Yeah, know. So, I am very much well aware. Thank you, guys. i bet i do Legitimately, I do a... the fuck is that?

Speaker: I don't know how you can help me because i don't even know who the fuck you are.

Speaker: Get the fuck out of here. Nobody's buying your goofy ass shoes. oh but Fucking journeys.

Speaker: Let us know how we can help you. You know you can help me sell better shoes. Also, give me your human monies and I'll tell people to buy your shoes.

Speaker: That's how you can help me. fucking journeys.

Speaker: But, yeah, no, like I said, she she is...

Speaker: She's very well known here. but The... Excuse me. Excuse me. and gave me It here. that's not even me flexing.

Speaker: and started here it started here and that't even meet flexen You're an amazing rendition of that. fucking here It fucking started on this goddamn show.

Speaker: James Luger in the building. What's up, Bubba? How'd the shows go, man? Hey, the link's in the chat. If you want to jump up in here, I want to talk to you. i want to see how the shows went, man. If you're good, if you still got the voice for it.

Speaker: Oh, shit.

Speaker: right yeah no i i yeah know you trust me we are habitual line crossers and we we i fucks with youtube i really do i try youtube's patience two three times week i don't need chance i yeah man i i really i really don't uh i I think YouTube's reached a point where we were just like, this motherfucker. This motherfucker. Jesus the Christ.

Speaker: yeah We can't with him anymore. Not bad. i be ah Yeah, man. Come on up, man. right there I just dropped the link in the chat again. It's been, but yeah, you know you're welcome to come up anytime, brother.

Speaker: There he is, ladies and gentlemen, the one and only Mr. What? Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait. There we go. Oh, look at him. Look at all sexy and shit backstage. Look at Look at him. We're just going to try to hug you, be warned.

Speaker: What's going on, everybody? Motherfucking Luger. What's up, brother? How you doing, man? I'm having a great time. Hell yeah.

Speaker: I got to ask you. I said it when I seen you comment. I wish I was there, but how were the shows? Well, I had a little of technical difficulties. What happened was... Yeah, I had a string break four songs in, so I had to have my boy from down the street. I had brand new licksers on the sector I had, and they broke brand new strings, by the way, brand new licksers. Stop hurting the songs.

Speaker: Yeah, I guess. And then I had to wait about 20 minutes, and my guy down the street brought me his guitar, and it wasn't sound checked properly, but I got through it. The vocals were of a little bit... or a little bit louder than the guitar than I wanted it to be.

Speaker: But we got through it. And then I had, dude, I had the worst sinus infection for three weeks. Everybody's sick. You know how many people have come up here tonight or been in the chat and been like, I was sick. I have no voice.

Speaker: Yeah. Can't even come up here and talk. Dude, it was like, I couldn't, dude, I did everything I needed to do. Like, I vocal rested and everything. And, like, the night before the show, my voice had just gotten somewhat decent. I could sing a little bit better.

Speaker: But then the night of the show, i felt great. But then right towards the end, I had to cut the show 30 minutes short because I couldn't go, dude. Like, my it felt like I had fire in my throat towards the night because, like,

Speaker: my My ears went back to popping and everything. And like, it was just, but it's all good. People still loved it. I still like, I signed people's hats. I wrote in someone's GT Mustang.

Speaker: and was fun. I'm gay. I'm gay. All your friends say you're gay. i dropped the I dropped a new cover today. Three Doors Down cover my boy. I know, dude. It's fucking fire. You and Jay.

Speaker: Yeah, dude. it's something we I'm recording a record right now, and we just did that for fun. Yeah, dude. That's it. Wally wallie was like... Wally said, I gotta leave. you I can't be here tonight.

Speaker: So you can go watch Mortal Kombat 2. You fucking prick. Oh, man. I it was an awesome movie. Jay has a song on GTA 6. It's called Fast Lane Heart.

Speaker: Hell yeah. I can see you back there. You're not hiding very well.

Speaker: I'm about to hit 10,000 followers on TikTok. I'm like 12 away now, I think. Oh, yeah.

Speaker: eat mac and cheese time he's a proceed she i'm not in tikokck dude i'm about to hit ten thousand followers on tikokck yeah man i'm like twelve away now i think me check yeah and Need to I I wish I wish i I wish I had time to be more active on tick-tock like I do I say that but I also shit on tick-tock a lot because my own account I was at I was at my my original account was was up there um And then it got fucking Thanos for no goddamn reason and now I've got my backup account where

Speaker: yeah i I fuck around with it a little bit. I do dumb shit on there. And like without any effort, I've already got, like I think, like 4,000 followers. But if I was on there more, I feel like I could get it back up where my my original was. but Literally, i started blow I started blowing up when I started repping my town a lot more and started like really putting myself, up hey, I'm James Luger. I'm 24 years old. I'm from Wayne County, Indiana. Who else is from Wayne County?

Speaker: You know, and like you do, I started having a lot of a lot more Indiana people following me. do like you I went up over a thousand subscribers on YouTube. My fucking month listeners went back because I haven't dropped nothing in a long time, dude. Like no original music. I've been working on this record.

Speaker: So. like i mean done and So they're not hating on you anymore. They're not hating on you anymore back home. No, dude, no. No, and not at all. I mean, like, honestly, like, if anything, I'm getting more love. Like, I guess I'm not getting, like, a small town famous. Like, people, like, around, like, i go to Walmart every day. Motherfucker's like, hey, dude, I just saw you on my 4U page, bro. Your music's fire. I'm like, thanks, dude. That's just because you made them soft-ass songs.

Speaker: Yeah, oh, wait, dude. I'm going to tell you, this record is about to be heavy as fuck, man. like I kept on hearing people like, oh, James Lipper. It's cool cause I like do soft songs, but like I was like, you know what?

Speaker: I'm going to show them what the hell Heavy is. So now, y'all might get some backup screams. a little I used to be in a metal band a long time ago, dude. That was like a fun little side project. Yeah.

Speaker: the yep My whole whole sandwich, two cheeks, need this. Ain't nothing wrong with girls eating mac and cheese. I fucks with girls that eat mac and cheese. That's why I got them. There's another thing I love about my girlfriend because she fucks with mac and cheese.

Speaker: like with me today You think I don't fuck around with mac and cheese? I'll eat the hell out of some mac and cheese. You gonna come to my album release party, though, whenever I announce it?

Speaker: ah You're going to come to my album release party when I announce it? Yeah, bro, I'll be there. I wish I could have been there this weekend, man. Honestly, if you're going to be on my next show, I want you to be on show that's big because I want to be good for your channel, too.

Speaker: you know but like I wanted to have, like, I want to have, like, these other artists around here. There's kid named Blake Smith, and he's from ah not too far from me, and he's such a good artist, bro, and, like, I want like i want him to get interviewed by you and all those ah these other country artists around here. Send me his Instagram. i I'll shoot him message. Yeah, for sure, man. Like, he's a he's a good kid, man, and, like,

Speaker: I don't really talk to him that often anymore because busy lot, but, like, dude, like, I'd love to give him a shit. He's like a Tyler Childers mix with that new Blake kid that just dropped a new record. Yeah, send me a social. I'll hit him up. You know I'll have him on the show. Dude, yeah, but 100%, man, you're doing an album release party, let me know advance, and we'll set it up to where we can be there. You know I want to be there, dude.

Speaker: i know you I know that, though. I appreciate you. You are mac and cheese, Glick. so Go to hell, Wally, you big bitch. That's why going to tap your big ass out.

Speaker: What do you do, Walter?

Speaker: yeah that words What am I at right now? it's basic this guy This guy reps Indiana, but he's basically in Ohio. Yeah, i'm like I'm like two minutes away from Ohio. like The line is right there. you go really walk if you if you If you walk out into the middle of the road in front of his house, the left side of the road is Indiana and the right side of the road is Ohio.

Speaker: yeah what johnny johnny was it last year but i think it was last year i went out there to see him perform surprised him and showed up and then the like the next night went over to hang out at the house with him and my gps was losing its goddamn mind because i kept driving like on the side of the road and it kept it kept going welcome to ohio welcome to indiana welcome Oh, I'm about to buy a new property soon. I'm about to, me and Jay are actually about to buy a big ass property together and I'm going to build out, I'm going to move out a double wide out there and build a foundation. We're going to split it all in between and then we're going to put a studio right in the middle of it and we're going to call it the compound cabin.

Speaker: Tell them the best part. Best part is I'm going to have a fuck ton of woods and shit. that's up What's the best part? Oh yeah, I'm going to buy cab next year. It's all these plans go well with Sony Music if I get to sign with them for distribution.

Speaker: I'm going to get her Highland cows and shit. She's been begging me for Highland cows. she wants some big furry cows. Yeah, i have to buy two of them, bitch. She'll probably run me like 30 grand. Sex tape, I don't believe in a lie. Dude, This is going to like $30,000.

Speaker: Yeah, Ohio's not right. Dude, James, you got to let me know when you're serious about hitting the road, man, because um behind the scenes, you and I can talk, and, like, even, and and you know where I'm at, a little po one little goofy-ass town, but if you want to come to Central Ohio, man, you know, I'll help you out, and i here some I'll get some people your information when you're ready to, like, hit the road, hit the road for real.

Speaker: Yeah, I was supposed to go to the back of the woods. If you're in my neck of the woods, I mean, it's nothing crazy. It's it's not a fancy-ass hotel, but I've got a couch out there y'all can crash on.

Speaker: I appreciate it, dog. Where is you from he from? He's Ohio. He's about two and a half hours. He's Central Ohio, so he's like... you college East Columbus? He's a little bit past Columbus.

Speaker: i'm I'm a little east of Columbus. Yeah. i about About a half hour east of Columbus. We've passed his town basically every time we drive Pittsburgh. yeah Oh, yeah. You drive right by me when you drive to Pittsburgh. But, um like, i here's what I'm thinking. is like I'm supposed to be sending this EP to Sony for distribution. And if they sign me, i want to try to get a booking deal out of it. And then when that goes public...

Speaker: we'll do an interview together, just you and me. And I can now hopefully get you a fuck ton subscribers. Cause the day that somebody posts that, Hey, they sign me a distribution, you know, my shit could blow up. And then, you know, I can share that with people, you know, oh yeah man I've been telling you that since the day you met me, bro. that like you that's what I told you, man. I told you. Yeah, we talked about that. Hey, MoDog, we all from the same area. MoDog, you in Kentucky. He's in Indiana. I'm in Ohio.

Speaker: We all know that fuckton is the official form of of land management measurement. You know that's a real thing. ah No, man. For those of you guys who don't know yet, James is a musician, James Luker.

Speaker: Check him out on social media. Check out what he does. ah this is This is my guy. This is literally like my little brother. He's actually old enough. I'm actually old enough to be his daddy. Yeah. What are you, Yeah. I'm Yeah, you could have had me you got Yeah, this is my little brother. Like, this is my brother. i love this kid to death.

Speaker: ah he He's one of my first guests when I first started Glick's House of Music. Him and I formed a legitimate friendship. I still got that shirt you gave me. for Yeah. yeah okay you real I still got the shirt, dude. I kept it nice and everything.

Speaker: want hang it up in my studio. just washed it. Oh, dude, I still got, like, literally right here. Hell yeah. bad dog Right here, you can see them.

Speaker: Oh, you forgot that. Dude, no, I don't have any more of those, bro. You got, like, yeah only one. and and i And I got the shirt. I got the shirt in the closet. still all That'll get you some new shit with new logo on it, bro.

Speaker: Yeah. but I'll do the new logo. Sick of shit. James Luker, he's like a little brother to me, man. I love this kid to death. um Sex tape in Ohio. That's too many cows.

Speaker: Welcome back, Billy. I'm out of charge. Illinois. Let's go. Illinois.

Speaker: Nice to meet you guys. I'm losing my fucking hair the older I get, bro. Damn. I'm getting more hair the older I get. I'm going to be bald by the time I'm 30, bro.

Speaker: Shit. it told I told my son today. I told my son today. I said, listen here, you little son of a bitch. I got a double whammy.

Speaker: I got on my dad's side, everybody was gray when they were like 16. On my mom's side, all everybody's bald. Everybody that's alive on my mom's side is bald. And then you got me.

Speaker: I'm 45 years old. i have a I have a great head of hair on me. I'm just starting to go gray. I only started going gray few years back, and I got sexy gray hair. I don't got bad gray hair. over but out here And then I look at him with his fucking full head of fucking hair and said, you can thank me for that shit. bla When to your age, though, he ain't going to have any, though.

Speaker: He's going to have it all, man. He's going to have it all. And he's like a fucking tank. This kid takes after. He's going to bigger than I am at this rate. You know what? and i'm not all Your kids got the good hair genetics. My kids, whenever I have them, dude, they're fucked.

Speaker: Hopefully they take after Jay. Do what? Hopefully they take after Jay. Hopefully they take after Sid because she actually has good hair. yeah otherwiset yeah I got some... i like You look at this shit, bro. It's like a widow's peak out the wall's east.

Speaker: Well, you don't know who this is, but I've got that. Google Eddie Munster. Google Eddie Munster. point you call me my whole life is Eddie fucking Munster. don't know if my hair's cutting him short now. That's what everybody has teased me about. You're like, if my shit, if you see me, Google it, Google Eddie Munster. I look like the doctor from the Powderpuff Girls.

Speaker: You do? The one in the white lab coat? Someone told me look like Johnny Tess one time. That was funny. Johnny Tess. Dude, gotta dress up as a doctor from Hunter x. I look like a douchebag. Every douchebag cartoon character. Fuck yeah. Love it. My mom should have named me Chad.

Speaker: ah Yeah, you are definitely the grandpa. but Oh, Moe Dog over here. Born in 1865. I might just be high, but you all been live for five hours and 16 minutes? Damn.

Speaker: James, is don't act like this is your first time here. You know every Saturday night we do a six-hour show. Yeah, know. I've been sitting down this like, it's like first time? Southern, not South.

Speaker: What is this on YouTube?

Speaker: Yeah, man, this is how we get down. Sorry, South, if in him. Johnny Bongs, you got anything you want to you want to ask ah James?

Speaker: keep putting Johnny on the ball. but was spot don i get bit shut up. you twenty four I got and you want about,

Speaker: I'm talking about something I can sense it. Fuck those guys that got hair. hope their nuts stop working. My nuts are at my knees.

Speaker: k so one a If I'm gay, you're gay, my friend. We are gay. I don't remember signing up for that, Glenn.

Speaker: It was me. Hey. i hope you're kidding

Speaker: Stop hating on the young kids, man. We all get old, and unfortunately, there's people... Keep in mind, the young ones are usually the ones that get a fake hip last.

Speaker: which' not I don't even go to the gym. I'm 24, but promise you on the inside, I'm like 50. My man, you know what? i got i gotta I gotta go ahead and piggyback on that. My man's got an old-ass soul.

Speaker: I'm with them. I'm making fun of you, young-ass kids. enjoy making fun you, young-ass kids. I like making fun of people my age, so that's what's funny.

Speaker: All right, Skunkbeard over there. But it's all love, man. Nobody means no. You know me. I don't take shit. You've been around me behind cameras when no one's recorded me. You know the shit I say. Oh, I've recorded you. You just didn't know it. I can't wait to do it. I can't wait until you blow up because I'll be like, hell yeah, you think you know me. I got 50 grand anytime I want.

Speaker: But the worst shit I got on James Luger is him, like, getting high and us going out in the backfield shooting guns. i'm go I remember this shit we got We were like, they came over to the house, man, and I was sitting there.

Speaker: And um I had like 10 joints rolled up and he came in and I was looking down, he goes, holy shit. He's like, he wasn't lying. i I smoked all of them back to back in three hours, better less than that, maybe two.

Speaker: And like, yeah, i by the end the night, we were talking about so much shit and I was getting out of shit. And then I got to the point where I just didn't know what the hell i was talking about. Let me see here.

Speaker: So I got just the instrument denni for this night.

Speaker: This is also pot, by the way. What is that? I can't see. It's all marijuana here. Hang on a second. I remember it at James' house. It's all man. You can always make a stop in my place. Just drop that off.

Speaker: You fucked up. I want to make my own weed company so bad, dude. I have a really badass name. You know the name of it, Glick. but The idea I have for that. I've had it since I was like 17.

Speaker: And I really want to make my own strands so bad, dude. That is like my one of my biggest. Really good. And again, much love to you, brother. Appreciate you being here. Appreciate you checking us out. Glad you enjoyed your first time. Make sure you check out the rest of the shows, my friend.

Speaker: We got lots of good shows here on the network. Yeah. MoDog said, I only tell people like, so there you go. Even though you're young. yeah butd I get along with people older than me, man. like My best friend, Jay, is like 42.

Speaker: No, 41 this year. He's not 42. He's 41 this year. but like dude That dude's like my father figure, too, type shit. but like yeah I don't have a really anyone my age that's my friend I don't really like people my age i appreciate I ain't got all of a rage. Well, and you know what?

Speaker: I won't even say this about you, James. I know you kind of want to – you kind of – man, yeah, you're not really in that country rap bullshit genre, man. I know you're a Christian people in that world, but – that that that that That entire country rap genre is full of fucking clowns.

Speaker: Dude, here's the thing, though, is that, like, it's not, I didn't do this shit or clout chase anyone as a bigger artist said I was doing. I wasn't clout chasing nobody. Here's the reason why I stayed in country rap. It was literally the fans.

Speaker: Because, dude, country rap fans are the best fans in the world. They really are. They are all very loyal people, and they are they will treat you like family. Yeah, but you don't do country rap, man. I will stand on that. And plus, like, dude, the song that me and Trey did, that shit was fire. You know New Age Outlaw, one of my big best songs, arguably.

Speaker: I mean... I mean, we that might be your personal opinion. i mean, like, I'm talking about Streamlice. Well, Streamlice, Streamlice, Yeah, string-wise, it's not my biggest song, but it's like either my second or third biggest song. think it's my third biggest song I have out. pretty sure it's Ride Alone.

Speaker: It's Ride Alone, Redneck Shed, and then New Age Outlaw. And once he got completely high and wasted and didn't know what was what he was doing, that that's what it clicked.

Speaker: That sounds a little bit... Whoa. Whoa. Whoa there, bud. Hey James, if we ever went camping and you woke up in the morning with your butthole hurting, would you tell anybody? but You're the second person telling that tonight.

Speaker: Yeah, I feel like everybody just wants to fuck. The first guy said he didn't know because he was sleeping. look it was That was an earlier conversation. but dude, in all honesty, man, you're just doing your dare thing.

Speaker: nobody but know a dude in all honesty man you're just doing a different thing See, see, see. He didn't say no, didn't say you didn't say no and not now we sorry'm looking at here you right but ah ah ah it it evening 15 followers away, bro.

Speaker: Fuck. He'd write a song.

Speaker: No. i can I'll tell you what. If I saw one picture of somebody, I could write an entire comedy song about their life. Yeah. No, man. you know you you You know, one of my favorite songs by you is Blacked Out. You know I love that one.

Speaker: Yeah, man. I forget. i A little behind in the scenes. I wish I would have had the mindset to record it because um ah when when when we hung out and in in your you had your you're little flavored, we'll call it a flavored cigarette. It doesn't matter. I'm in Ohio. Fucking weed is legal. He had a weed cigarette in his mouth and he was like,

Speaker: Hey, click, check out this guitar. And he pulled it out, a beautiful guitar. And he was like, he was like you want to you want me to do a you want me to do acoustic blacked out for you and i was like yeah ah and i eat ride and and and and and he killed it and this was just me him and his house just hanging out just just chilling uh but you know after that i had him on my show and he was like glick you love blacked out but

Speaker: I'm telling you, I got this new song, Moods. It's going to fuck you up. and i And I have never done i have never done a React video up until I did one reaction live for your album.

Speaker: Dude. And i'm like I feel like an asshole because I don't do React videos. But that song Moods, I mean, that's that's right out there with Blacked Out. Those are two of my favorite songs, man.

Speaker: And they will always be two of my favorite songs. I think your favorite song ever will be Dear Mama after you hear it. I do like Dear Mama. And I had that, and I have to clip it because last weekend, and I don't know if you remember or not, but last weekend you did that acoustically for us.

Speaker: Oh, yeah, I did, didn't i yeah Yeah, I had that. I have to clip it. And i will play I will clip it, and I'll put it on the network as long as it's okay with you. 100%. You're allowed to, yeah, 100%. But I promise you, click clip what I'm telling you out of the entire record. I guarantee your new favorite song, Bobby, will be their mama. i can almost Once you hear the song and you get the vibes of it, she knows what it sounds like already. She's in the studio over time I'm recording.

Speaker: I promise you right now, mark the time, It will be your favorite song, 110%. It will be. I can promise you. It'll be better than Moose, 10 times better than Moose, 10 times better than Blacked Out, 10 times better than anything you ever heard.

Speaker: Completely new, Sam.

Speaker: Mama. oh will and You know me. i'm I'm a realist on myself. yeah I'm putting myself. I'm sticking my neck out here. from us Yeah. yeah hang Johnny, you can come back. We're still alive. You know where to find us. No, man. Broke, Link Mountain.

Speaker: Look, if if I play my cards right, if we play our cards right, We should probably get James to grab a guitar and voice for us. I can't. My voice is fucked. He's going to go, my voice. But I will tell you what. I will let you hear an unreleased rock song I have, and I'll let you play on here right now.

Speaker: I will tell you. I'll do that for you. I'll let you hear Burn. I'll let you hear Burn. It's not it's unmastered, so it's not going sound perfect, but it's going be my record after this one is coming It's going be on the next one.

Speaker: So it'll be coming out 2027.

Speaker: So, 2020. Dude, you've got that many damn songs you're already into 2027? Oh, I'm into 2028 already. shit Yeah, only got the next three albums playing out. I'm going to screenshot her face because it's same face it's the same face that Kayla makes when I start talking about podcasting because...

Speaker: ah Because i am I am already all, like, I have so much planned for the future and mapped out and ready, and it was the same face that Kayla makes with me.

Speaker: it was represented like I'm fixing a, I must.

Speaker: He killed himself. right, he's going to send it to me, and I'm going to try to get it uploaded. But, yeah, man.

Speaker: If you guys aren't already, go and check out James Luker. Follow him on social media, at James Luker. He's easy to find, just like we are. i love that fucking kid. I really do. I love this fucking kid to death.

Speaker: She's awesome. she She loves that man. That's that's that's her man.

Speaker: Yeah, no, he's got lots of songs, man. He's got lots of songs. What's your email? Nonsensicalnonsensepodcasts at gmail.com.

Speaker: No, you're good. You're good, bro. You're good. Yeah, nonsensicalnonsensepodcasts at gmail.com.

Speaker: Yes. So, actually, guys, give me, like, just a couple of seconds. I got to piss like a motherfucker. Yeah. And this is like one of those random, like, fucking Saturday nights where there like nobody's here.

Speaker: So I'm just going to click on something. I'm going to go take a piss. I'm going to grab a couple of beers. And then we're going to come back and wrap this show up. So, yeah.

Speaker: At the end the day.

Speaker: You already know who runs this place.

Speaker: We'll be right back.

Speaker: Middle fingers pointed straight at the sky He don't need approval, don't care what they say Cause he still leaves standing at the end of the day And whether they love him or hate him instead He's still living rent-free inside they head At the end of the day I'm still standing here Big Ben Sasquatch Yeah, the name they feel

Speaker: hit the building. And he's here to stay. Sorry. So I had to piss like a motherfucker. And I needed some beverage. We're streamed. We're streamed being off stream.

Speaker: Man, don't hate.

Speaker: Come Wednesday night, you sissy. Wednesday night what? I don't know what comes Wednesday night. Your mom? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Speaker: S'quad, wouldn't pee? Would pee be blurry, though? I mean, him peeing would be blurry, but I don't know if the pee itself would be blurry.

Speaker: Do you feel me? My way. yeah Wow. At the end of the day.

Speaker: I love that guy. I didn't write that. I didn't do That that was Rock Lee, but it's amazing. I think I sent you those emails. Luke Hall. I think you too. Now I have to take my drunk ass and figure out how to...

Speaker: make this all work. Okay, you gotta turn down in the background. I gotta ah spit. Where's my bottle? Your music. I don't know.

Speaker: I said it said nonsensical nonsense. It had like a purple picture. Oh, no. It's got me. Hold on a second. It's nonsensical. What the fuck is our email on?

Speaker: Nonsensical... God, Jesus Christ. Can I tell you what I mean? NonsensicalNonsensePodcast.gmail NonsensicalNonsensePodcast. Got it.

Speaker: Yeah, it's got an American flag with a couple beer mugs and a microphone. Sorry, I might have told you the wrong one.

Speaker: I feel violated. You're definitely violated. Go to bed, you goofball. Oh, I got... Yeah, there you are. I see it now. All right. Now you should be getting them.

Speaker: Right.

Speaker: Now. got one called Stomp Us Out, then you got one called Burn. Okay. Well, now have to figure out how to them from here to there, which is here on the network or here on the show.

Speaker: Okay. Here we go. Sweet, I got it.

Speaker: OK.

Speaker: So hold on a second. Hold on a second. I have do some for this.

Speaker: Oh, that's my volume all the down.

Speaker: and and you like to

Speaker: two to Turn my camera off. Turn my mic off. That's fucking rocking.

Speaker: Get rid of that guy. Hopefully I don't get too much feedback. Assets.

Speaker: Add more music.

Speaker: Hell yeah. Oh shit. yeah Oh shit. What'd I do?

Speaker: Okay.

Speaker: I think I figured it out. Oh my God. It's a pretty. Oh shit. Fucking accept it, man. Listen to the voices inside your head. That's what I do. That's what I do.

Speaker: The voices inside your head are amazing. Okay, so I can get the flock out of here. double Close that down. Close that down.

Speaker: There we go. All right, so let's hear a little let's get a little bit of... Bart? Yeah, let's see.

Speaker: Ooh, you'll like that one. That's why I'm going to play a little bit of burn. So it's going to play. It's not going to mute us. We're not going to go anywhere. It's just going play in the background.

Speaker: Maybe. That's why I'm talking.

Speaker: Ooh,

Speaker: that it is. We're going to rock for you, man.

Speaker: I can't hear this sometimes. I'm a madman. I'm a madman. I'm a madman.

Speaker: The trip is painted with lesson, so here is my confession. Oh, you've thrown you in the crowd. I'm gonna burn this motherfucker down.

Speaker: And there is no... I don't want to play the whole thing. I just wanted to play a snippet of it. Man, a lot. Dude, man, I told you I was going heavy this year.

Speaker: i don't want to play the whole thing i just want to play a snippet of it man lot du man god was going heavy this year Yeah, man. ah mean Let me give you all a little snippet of Stomp Us because that yeah i do that is so... Okay, so here's the thing.

Speaker: you know if if you guys

Speaker: are not familiar with James, if you don't know his music or anything like that, I feel like nonsensical nonsense is turned into Clix House of Music, but that's okay because it's all the same network and it's still the same host.

Speaker: so James is a country singer, you know, and and it took him a little minute before he He He wrote a couple he got soft. He got soft don't let the muscles and everything pull you he got soft

Speaker: and he heard Any order any room so excuse me killer um Slower songs lovey-dovey mushy songs and But that is so much heavier than anything you've ever done, man.

Speaker: Hey, man, that's not even half of it, bro. this is song i would i go to play just a little I'm going to play just a little bit of Stomp Us. um I don't want to play the whole songs. i just want to play a little bit of them.

Speaker: I'm going to listen to them personally, and I will gladly ah you know give them to give my give my opinion if it matters at all. But I just want to them little bit.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: Who the fuck is that? Is that you? No, that's my buddy Colt. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. I'm going to play little bit more. like him. No, just play the whole song. You play the whole song. Just play the whole song. Just play the whole fucking song. who the fuck is that is that you yeah that's ah my buddy colt okay okay okay i will play a little bit more i like him yeah just play the whole song you play a whole song you play the whole song you play the whole

Speaker: You countin' sheep, who you sleepin' on?

Speaker: Is that you saying? Or is that you saying?

Speaker: They trying to stomp us out. Oh, yeah, man. I like them. I dig them good. Yeah. Don't clip the new song. You clip everything else, but just don't clip the song. I just wanted to show you.

Speaker: Oh, yeah, I like that. Could you hear it? Could you hear it? I had to listen to it off her phone. yeah like it could you hear it could you hear it no i had to listen to it off per phone So let me ask you something real quick.

Speaker: We've got a few minutes left here before i wrap this show up Let me ask you something. um Listen to something. Don't listen to the music, oh but listen to the words. and And let me know you what you think about this.

Speaker: I'm asking, I've done this in private, but now going well, it kind of got put out there last weekend. But I'm going ask you guys, listen to the lyrics more than anything, and let me know what you think.

Speaker: And I'll meet you if I have to, so you guys can hear it But just let me know what you think about the lyrics of this song. Okay.

Speaker: Every morning I lace these boots, another battle, another truth. Everybody's got a piece of me, but nobody asks what I need.

Speaker: I'm the shoulder when the whole world breaks. The one who bends but never shakes. Buried words beneath this skin. A war that no one ever lets me win.

Speaker: If I cracked for just one night, would anybody hold me tight? Or would they turn and walk away the second I stopped being

Speaker: We'll be right back.

Speaker: They call me strong like it's a gift. But strength's a prison you can't quit. Every scar they never knew came from saving someone else instead of you.

Speaker: Funny how the good guy always bleeds while the bad guy writes a story they believe. So I bite my tongue and take the blame. Pretending fire doesn't burn the same.

Speaker: One day this dam is gonna break. One last breath, one last mistake. If these walls ever hit the ground, you'll hear the thunder miles around.

Speaker: don't need

Speaker: I just need one place where I can fall.

Speaker: With broken bones they never see. Holding everybody else together. While nobody is holding me.

Speaker: Fighting battles no one knows. With a smile they all embrace. Sometimes all I want to do. Is let the demons out.

Speaker: But tomorrow comes, I'll put the mask back on and carry the wave again.

Speaker: Stone by stone till my soul's gone numb Holding everybody together While I'm coming undone Still wearing this mask nobody sees The hell that's living inside of me Sometimes I want to let the demons scream But heroes don't get their luxury So I smile

Speaker: And carry on.

Speaker: Carry on.

Speaker: Harsha's critique. Well, did you write the whole thing by yourself? Um... Yes. So yes and no.

Speaker: So, wow. You just put me on blast. I didn't even tell you I wrote that. Yeah. I know it's like AI saying, but who wrote ah Those are my words. those those I have a journal because um i don't have people I can talk to about things, so I write things down, and a lot of my shit just kind of becomes like the ramblings of a madman, and then you just and then I just kind of merge it all together.

Speaker: um had AI or whatever help me critique the grammar because a lot of my shit doesn't make any sense. um But those are essentially my words.

Speaker: That's pretty good. That is amazing. I liked it a lot. I just threw it in. I've got like four songs. Rocky, Rock Lee, one of my best friends, is like, dude, we got to put this out. and I'm like, yeah, but I don't want to put it out choosy, corny as fucking AI. Yeah, but like, it was still like, the lyrics are pretty good, though, man. Like, i i being serious. It looks pretty good. Alright? You know, i keep a real, too.

Speaker: The lyrics are really good. Yeah, no. yeah like Like, that's said just, I mean, that but that's real. I mean, that's real. That's that's that's realness. So, it I don't, the AI's, the AI's okay, but thank But it's still really good, man. Like I said, dude, you did a good job. and I gave the props, man. That's good shit.

Speaker: Dude, I'm literally eight followers away from 10,000, man. Damn it, man. I'm always on the live. are you are you are you Are you live TikTok right now? No, I'm on TikTok. I'm on my YouTube. Hold on a second.

Speaker: You're eight followers away from 10,000 YouTube? on youtube No, 10,000 followers on ah on TikTok.

Speaker: yeah I got 3,000 subscribers. and I'm almost at 3,100. What do I got? Oh, shit. I got to wrap this show up. All right. I got to wrap this show up. You need eight followers away from 10,000? Yeah. um must say ro I see.

Speaker: I got two and a half beers to drink. going to see if I can get them for you. You want to get me out of here? Yeah. i I'll drink one with bud. Give me one sec.

Speaker: I've already had five, but I got stoned and I kind of lost my alcohol buzz. All right. I switched it for another one.

Speaker: We are going to do a little something while I finish this last little beverage. So I got to wrap this show up. So thank you guys for watching. Oh, wait. No, that's a stupid question, first and foremost. Okay.

Speaker: man. um like I'll catch you later on, though, man. As soon hit 10K, I'll send you a screenshot. All right, bro? Hell yeah. Well, I'm going to I'm going to go. yeah. We are following each other. All right.

Speaker: So I'm going to go live on TikTok while I finish these couple beverages. And we're going to see if we can get him his eight followers. But no.

Speaker: oh Thank you guys for watching. Thank you guys for hanging out. Thank you guys for listening, man. i It's, it's Saturday night, man. we We never know what's going to happen. Uh, we got to meet some new people tonight. That was cool. That was awesome. Thank you guys for watching. And thank you guys for checking out the show.

Speaker: um hopefully, hopefully you enjoyed it a little bit and, and, uh, you know, check out the other shows because like I said, Saturday nights are just, it's, it's a free for all.

Speaker: We fucked around. We, uh,

Speaker: Bits resonated. Kind of don't mind that. Kind of don't mind what? That song or whatever. ah It kicked me out again. No worries, James. You're good, brubba. Good night, brother. Love you, man. going to see if I can get you your your last eight followers. I'm going to jump on TikTok. I'm going to go live. I'm going hang out for a minute. I got a couple beverages to drink. I'm going to finish them up and then call it a night. But no, like I said, thank you guys for watching.

Speaker: We've seen some new faces in the chat tonight. We we had a couple new faces on the panel tonight. um Yeah, no, guys, check us out. If you enjoy what we do here on Saturday night, Saturday nights are bullshit.

Speaker: Saturday nights is just a throwaway. It's just us having fun. Like, we've all worked all week. We've all fucking put in our 40-plus hours, and now we just want to fucking hang out. We just want to chill. Yeah.

Speaker: But check out the rest of the shows because Mondays, Wally's doing motorsports. Tuesdays, I'm doing music. I'm hanging out with musicians, independent artists that are fucking amazing.

Speaker: Wednesdays, I'm hanging out with comedians, man. I'm not a comedian. I'm not a musician, but I get to hang out with these fucking people. And I get to chat with them, and I get to shoot shit with them, and I get to just have fun. um You know,

Speaker: Thursday, Wally does the motorsports of things again. And then also Tuesday, starting this fucking Tuesday, ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker: This Tuesday night, right after Glicks House of Music, Rock Lee Reacts. Brand new show right here on the network, ladies and gentlemen. Let's go, baby.

Speaker: I'm so excited for it. I hope you guys are excited for it. And I hope you guys tune in and check it out. ah My man, Rocky, is going to be doing his thing, doing doing all the fun shit, reacting to the internet, reacting to music, reacting to video games. she's got We've got the nonsensical network wrestling thing. like It's a thing that's between us, but hopefully you guys enjoy watching it.

Speaker: um

Speaker: Cash's Corner, if you're a wrestling fan, unnecessary roughness. If you're a football fan beyond the veil with my lovely girlfriend, um, we're doing the paranormal, the true crimes and the mysterious, all the dark, all we diving into the dark world. Something I'm so excited that we're doing something I've wanted to do for so fucking long.

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Speaker: So, yeah. I'm just going to end the show.

Speaker: Thanks for watching. Thanks for listening. Be good. Be good at it, baby. Time for me to go get sexy. No, I'm just

Speaker: I'm just kidding.