We’re calling it now: THIS episode will make you question the future, and possibly your beverage choices. From AI ruining the internet to sparkling water turning against us. Buckle up for some wild predictions! Oh, and did Mike nearly tear his LCL walking into a couch?



00:00 Intro

02:06 People Are Sharing Their “Calling It Now” Predictions

20:49 Buy Or Sell

38:27 Outro and Advice



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FUNNY BUSINESS

A podcast where Mike and Matt share internet stories or news that should be important to you. You’ll hear about strange news and personal experiences, and every once in a while, Mike will quiz Matt on some of the oddest things he can find. We’ll also dive into some of our original segments, like describing some of our strangest stories, debating if soccer is more boring than golf, and even talking about our feelings, as every man should. Funny Business is a podcast run by Mike and Matt, two friends who met at college and decided to start this project during the pandemic of 2020.

272: Bold Predictions: Live Theater, Cable Comebacks & Glass Fruit

What does SUV really stand for? If you said “Steel Under Vehicle,” congrats—you’re one of us.



This week, Mike quizzes Matt on the most chaotic acronym quiz ever, Matt loses a battle with a neighbor’s smoke alarm, and Pringles for breakfast becomes a thing. Also, Mike might have sleep apnea, but it’s fine. Probably.



00:00 Intro

00:57 Good Morning, Podcast Recording

03:43 Do You Know Your Acronyms?

20:13 Down In The Dumps

35:53 Outro and Advice



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FUNNY BUSINESS

A podcast where Mike and Matt share internet stories or news that should be important to you. You’ll hear about strange news and personal experiences, and every once in a while, Mike will quiz Matt on some of the oddest things he can find. We’ll also dive into some of our original segments, like describing some of our strangest stories, debating if soccer is more boring than golf, and even talking about our feelings, as every man should. Funny Business is a podcast run by Mike and Matt, two friends who met at college and decided to start this project during the pandemic of 2020.

271: My Neighbor’s Smoke Alarm Is Slowly Killing Me

An AI therapist gave advice so bad, it made national headlines. Meanwhile, we debate whether dancing is a sport and who the best (or worst) celebrity would be to get stuck with.



Spoiler: one of us wants MrBeast, the other… not so much.



00:00 Intro

05:44 Therapy Chatbot Tells Recovering Addict to Have a Little Drug as a Treat

19:16 Community Take It!

36:04 Outro and Advice



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FUNNY BUSINESS

A podcast where Mike and Matt share internet stories or news that should be important to you. You’ll hear about strange news and personal experiences, and every once in a while, Mike will quiz Matt on some of the oddest things he can find. We’ll also dive into some of our original segments, like describing some of our strangest stories, debating if soccer is more boring than golf, and even talking about our feelings, as every man should. Funny Business is a podcast run by Mike and Matt, two friends who met at college and decided to start this project during the pandemic of 2020.

270: Trapped with a Celebrity (Please Let It Be MrBeast)

WWDC 2025 came in hot with something called Liquid Glass. Matt and Mike break down everything Apple dropped, from iOS 26’s makeover to CarPlay learning new tricks and group chat polls that are guaranteed to ruin friendships.Meanwhile, the NBA Finals have no soul this year, and yes, we’re mad about it. There’s no energy, no trophy on the court, and apparently, no one in charge of fan engagement. We also talk about our 13-week streak of rainy weekends, try to solve climate change by building a dome over Pennsylvania, and finally try those beer can chicken Pringles we’ve been hunting for weeks. Were they worth it? Not even a little.Also: why your ringtone shouldn’t be on full volume in public, and whether “funnily” is a real word. (It is. We checked.)If you like chaos, tech takes, and mildly disappointed chip reviews, welcome home.00:00 Intro04:15 Apple's WWDC 2025 Review26:36 Sayyyy Whattt?38:43 Outro and AdviceMERCH: https://funnybusinesspod-shop.fourthwall.com/FOLLOW USBeacons: https://beacons.ai/funnybusinesspodFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/funnybusinesspodInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/funnybusinesspod/Twitter: https://twitter.com/funnybusinesspodTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/funnybusinesspodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwA7LU4-jps613RuewhWWDg/featuredNote: The opinions expressed in this show are the hosts' views and not necessarily those of any business or organization. The podcast hosts are solely responsible for the content of this show.FUNNY BUSINESSA podcast where Mike and Matt share internet stories or news that should be important to you. You’ll hear about strange news and personal experiences, and every once in a while, Mike will quiz Matt on some of the oddest things he can find. We’ll also dive into some of our original segments, like describing some of our strangest stories, debating if soccer is more boring than golf, and even talking about our feelings, as every man should. Funny Business is a podcast run by Mike and Matt, two friends who met at college and decided to start this project during the pandemic of 2020.

269: Liquid Glass & the Great Pringles Disappointment

Sydney Sweeney just dropped a soap made from her actual bathwater? Yes, really. In this episode, Matt and Mike break down the bizarre Dr. Squatch collab that has the internet spiraling. Genius marketing or the weirdest celeb merch yet?



We dive into strange celebrity products (used tissues, candles, even coffins), plus review Lay’s new Bacon Grilled Cheese Chips. There’s also hot takes on Stranger Things Season 5, Taylor Swift owning her masters (again), and how a casino almost baited us with “free” slot play.



This one’s packed with laughs, wild stories, and internet chaos you won’t believe.



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02:42 Sydney Sweeney is selling soap that contains her actual bathwater

16:21 Buy Or Sell

31:22 Outro and Advice



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FUNNY BUSINESS

A podcast where Mike and Matt share internet stories or news that should be important to you. You’ll hear about strange news and personal experiences, and every once in a while, Mike will quiz Matt on some of the oddest things he can find. We’ll also dive into some of our original segments, like describing some of our strangest stories, debating if soccer is more boring than golf, and even talking about our feelings, as every man should. Funny Business is a podcast run by Mike and Matt, two friends who met at college and decided to start this project during the pandemic of 2020.

268: Dr. Squatch & the Case of the Celebrity Soap Suds

Ever wondered what's more dangerous-iced coffee addiction or wielding a chainsaw in Crocs? Mike and Matt are back with tournament tales, lawn equipment mishaps, and a rapid-fire round of "this or that" that includes everything from Italian food vs. Chinese food to friend-zoning philosophy. Plus, hear about the heartbreaking chipping game struggles and the ongoing battle with Crohn's-and healthcare red tape. All this, plus a SpongeBob conspiracy theory that might just blow your square pants off.



00:00 Intro

04:22 Extremely Challenging "This or That?"

20:50 Down In The Dumps

31:25 Outro and Advice



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FUNNY BUSINESS

A podcast where Mike and Matt share internet stories or news that should be important to you. You’ll hear about strange news and personal experiences, and every once in a while, Mike will quiz Matt on some of the oddest things he can find. We’ll also dive into some of our original segments, like describing some of our strangest stories, debating if soccer is more boring than golf, and even talking about our feelings, as every man should. Funny Business is a podcast run by Mike and Matt, two friends who met at college and decided to start this project during the pandemic of 2020.

267: Mayonnaise or Ketchup? Choose Your Condiment Fighter

Ever wonder when you should really buy your girlfriend flowers? Or what your last meal would be if you were on death row? Mike and Matt tackle the big questions—and the very dumb ones—in this jam-packed episode of the Funny Business Podcast.



We play “What’s the Word?” and get sidetracked by velvet suits, college nostalgia, and our shocking take on red velvet cake. The guys debate whether flying a plane is harder than steering a cruise ship, ChatGPT forgets how to podcast, and we try to survive one more weekend like it’s 2017. Spoiler: we’re old now.



00:00 Intro

03:31 What's The Word?

17:01 Take It!

35:03 Outro and Advice



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FUNNY BUSINESS

A podcast where Mike and Matt share internet stories or news that should be important to you. You’ll hear about strange news and personal experiences, and every once in a while, Mike will quiz Matt on some of the oddest things he can find. We’ll also dive into some of our original segments, like describing some of our strangest stories, debating if soccer is more boring than golf, and even talking about our feelings, as every man should. Funny Business is a podcast run by Mike and Matt, two friends who met at college and decided to start this project during the pandemic of 2020.

266: Flowers, Flying Planes & Death Row Meals

“Can I see your ID before we serve you these fries?” In this episode of Funny Business, Matt and Mike dive into the wild world of fast food security after a Brooklyn McDonald’s starts checking IDs like it’s a club. From teens terrorizing the Golden Arches to outrageous ideas for where else you might get carded (cemeteries?!), it’s chaos served with a side of nuggets.



They also tackle:

 * Why Scrabble betrayed aardvarks,
 * The MLB’s awkward posthumous Hall of Fame invites,
 * TikTok ruining movie trailers one theory at a time,
 * Closet cleanouts and the food that represents their very souls.



Plus: What would a 21+ Disney World look like? And why the Pope might be the most Chicago guy ever.



00:00 Intro

03:54 Not lovin’ it: Crime-ridden NYC McDonald’s has started carding people at the door

15:56 Buy or Sell

29:35 Outro and Advice



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FUNNY BUSINESS

A podcast where Mike and Matt share internet stories or news that should be important to you. You’ll hear about strange news and personal experiences, and every once in a while, Mike will quiz Matt on some of the oddest things he can find. We’ll also dive into some of our original segments, like describing some of our strangest stories, debating if soccer is more boring than golf, and even talking about our feelings, as every man should. Funny Business is a podcast run by Mike and Matt, two friends who met at college and decided to start this project during the pandemic of 2020.

265: Fast Food, Felonies, and Funerals

Ever wonder what happens when a YouTuber refuses to sit for a whole week? Spoiler: It doesn’t end well.In this episode, Matt and Mike dive into the wild world of standing challenges, public bathroom necessities (wet wipes for the win), and why LeBron James somehow load-managed the Met Gala. They also unpack stomach bug survival tactics, Met Gala mystery meals, diva horses skipping races, and the influencer takeover of classic events like the Kentucky Derby. Plus, some hot Hibachi takes and an unexpected lesson in ginger ale science.



00:00 Intro

04:51 YouTuber Tries To Not Sit For An Entire Week

14:58 Matt's Drunk Thoughts - Stomach Bug Edition

34:05 Outro and AdviceMERCH: https://funnybusinesspod-shop.fourthwall.com/FOLLOW USBeacons: https://beacons.ai/funnybusinesspodFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/funnybusinesspodInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/funnybusinesspod/Twitter: https://twitter.com/funnybusinesspodTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/funnybusinesspodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwA7LU4-jps613RuewhWWDg/featuredNote: The opinions expressed in this show are the hosts' views and not necessarily those of any business or organization. The podcast hosts are solely responsible for the content of this show.FUNNY BUSINESSA podcast where Mike and Matt share internet stories or news that should be important to you. You’ll hear about strange news and personal experiences, and every once in a while, Mike will quiz Matt on some of the oddest things he can find. We’ll also dive into some of our original segments, like describing some of our strangest stories, debating if soccer is more boring than golf, and even talking about our feelings, as every man should. Funny Business is a podcast run by Mike and Matt, two friends who met at college and decided to start this project during the pandemic of 2020.

264: Standing Desks, Stomach Bugs and the Kentucky Derby

It’s been 20 years since Anakin forgot the sunscreen on Mustafar, and we’re celebrating. In this nostalgic yet nerdy episode, Mike and Matt honor Revenge of the Sith with trivia, memes, and a heartfelt lightsaber that just won’t turn on. Plus, they dive into a ridiculous (and surprisingly detailed) internet debate: can 100 humans defeat a gorilla? Spoiler: it depends on your views about trench warfare and Vicks VapoRub. And yes, the Harambe kid makes an appearance.Star Wars trivia? Check.Gorilla battle strategies? Absolutely.Dating advice at the end? You bet.If you’re here for a good time—and the high ground—subscribe and stick around for more galaxy-brained takes.00:00 Intro02:12 Celebrating 20 Years of Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith16:27 Take It!27:19 Outro and AdviceMERCH: https://funnybusinesspod-shop.fourthwall.com/FOLLOW USBeacons: https://beacons.ai/funnybusinesspodFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/funnybusinesspodInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/funnybusinesspod/Twitter: https://twitter.com/funnybusinesspodTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/funnybusinesspodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwA7LU4-jps613RuewhWWDg/featuredNote: The opinions expressed in this show are the hosts' views and not necessarily those of any business or organization. The podcast hosts are solely responsible for the content of this show.FUNNY BUSINESSA podcast where Mike and Matt share internet stories or news that should be important to you. You’ll hear about strange news and personal experiences, and every once in a while, Mike will quiz Matt on some of the oddest things he can find. We’ll also dive into some of our original segments, like describing some of our strangest stories, debating if soccer is more boring than golf, and even talking about our feelings, as every man should. Funny Business is a podcast run by Mike and Matt, two friends who met at college and decided to start this project during the pandemic of 2020.

263: Sith Happens: 20 Years of Anakin’s Bad Decisions

Funny Business Entertainment brings professional digital entertainment while having fun. Funny Business has an established weekly podcast as well as social content on popular platforms. Funny Business is run by Mike and Matt, two friends who met at college who decided to start this project during the pandemic of 2020. Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/funnybusiness/support