Get your eggnog ready and ring those jingle bells because this episode features repeat guests—a group of pub friends who have remarkably released a new Christmas song every year for a decade. Is it a holiday miracle or just musical madness? We also play the ultimate “Would You Rather: Holiday Edition,” where we present tough festive choices that are sure to make you cringe: Secret Santa or white elephant gift exchange? Sunny beach vibes or a snowy wonderland? Christmas Eve mass or Christmas Day mass? 00:00 Intro 03:51 Group of people who met at local pub release new Christmas song — for 10th year in a row 12:00 Would You Rather? 23:36 Outro and Advice MERCH: https://store.streamelements.com/funnybusinessen FOLLOW US Beacons: https://beacons.ai/funnybusinesspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/funnybusinesspod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/funnybusinesspod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/funnybusinesspod Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/funnybusinesspod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwA7LU4-jps613RuewhWWDg/featured Note: The opinions expressed in this show are the hosts' views and not necessarily those of any business or organization. The podcast hosts are solely responsible for the content of this show. FUNNY BUSINESS A podcast where Mike and Matt share internet stories or news that should be important to you. You’ll hear about strange news and personal experiences, and every once in a while, Mike will quiz Matt on some of the oddest things he can find. We’ll also dive into some of our original segments, like describing some of our strangest stories, debating if soccer is more boring than golf, and even talking about our feelings, as every man should. Funny Business is a podcast run by Mike and Matt, two friends who met at college and decided to start this project during the pandemic of 2020.

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244: Eggnog, Pub Songs, and Hard Holiday Choices

This episode covers everything from the wildest eBay listings to Juan Soto joining the Mets! Matt reveals his reasons for trying to sell his college football playoff tickets. At the same time, Mike shares two very different stories. A late-night inquiry about “snow” and a heartwarming encounter with a potentially grieving stranger. 00:00 Intro 03:07 14 Of The Weirdest eBay Listings Ever 19:29 Down In The Dumps 33:53 Outro and Advice MERCH: https://store.streamelements.com/funnybusinessen FOLLOW US Beacons: https://beacons.ai/funnybusinesspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/funnybusinesspod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/funnybusinesspod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/funnybusinesspod Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/funnybusinesspod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwA7LU4-jps613RuewhWWDg/featured Note: The opinions expressed in this show are the hosts' views and not necessarily those of any business or organization. The podcast hosts are solely responsible for the content of this show. FUNNY BUSINESS A podcast where Mike and Matt share internet stories or news that should be important to you. You’ll hear about strange news and personal experiences, and every once in a while, Mike will quiz Matt on some of the oddest things he can find. We’ll also dive into some of our original segments, like describing some of our strangest stories, debating if soccer is more boring than golf, and even talking about our feelings, as every man should. Funny Business is a podcast run by Mike and Matt, two friends who met at college and decided to start this project during the pandemic of 2020.

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243: How Much Would You Pay To Own New Zealand?

Is your brain suffering from too much screen time? Oxford University Press seems to think so, as they have declared “brain rot” the 2024 Word of the Year. In this piece, we explore why this term resonates so much in today’s society and how it connects to the extended Black Friday shopping craze. Additionally, we discuss the growing trend of breweries transforming into game night venues—because what could be better than enjoying board games with a cold beer? Meanwhile, Matt takes a firm stance by opting out of all Juan Soto trade rumors and refuses to speculate on prospects. Join us for a mix of baseball drama, clever wordplay, and some light-hearted brewery discussions!



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05:36 Oxford University Press has crowned “brain rot” as its 2024 Word of the Year

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A podcast where Mike and Matt share internet stories or news that should be important to you. You’ll hear about strange news and personal experiences, and every once in a while, Mike will quiz Matt on some of the oddest things he can find. We’ll also dive into some of our original segments, like describing some of our strangest stories, debating if soccer is more boring than golf, and even talking about our feelings, as every man should. Funny Business is a podcast run by Mike and Matt, two friends who met at college and decided to start this project during the pandemic of 2020.

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242: The Brain Rot Episode

The rise of “doom spending” has people flinging money at fleeting pleasures while the world grapples with pressing issues. Is this behavior a form of therapy, or is it merely financial pandemonium? In this review, we’ll delve into the App Store, rating Apple’s most exceptional and disappointing offerings. From life-altering tools to apps that may prove utterly worthless, we’ll explore it all. 00:00 Intro 08:15 People Are ‘Doom Spending’ to Deal With the State of the World 20:20 Check The Ratings 38:47 Outro and Advice MERCH: https://store.streamelements.com/funnybusinessen FOLLOW US Beacons: https://beacons.ai/funnybusinesspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/funnybusinesspod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/funnybusinesspod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/funnybusinesspod Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/funnybusinesspod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwA7LU4-jps613RuewhWWDg/featured Note: The opinions expressed in this show are the hosts' views and not necessarily those of any business or organization. The podcast hosts are solely responsible for the content of this show. FUNNY BUSINESS A podcast where Mike and Matt share internet stories or news that should be important to you. You’ll hear about strange news and personal experiences, and every once in a while, Mike will quiz Matt on some of the oddest things he can find. We’ll also dive into some of our original segments, like describing some of our strangest stories, debating if soccer is more boring than golf, and even talking about our feelings, as every man should. Funny Business is a podcast run by Mike and Matt, two friends who met at college and decided to start this project during the pandemic of 2020.

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241: Rating Apple Apps

Who needs a million friends when a smaller social circle can boost health? This episode explores the benefits of close-knit relationships, shares Mike’s latest toilet saga, and discusses the rebranding of Kum & Go gas stations. We feature an inspiring story about Augmentative and Alternative Communication, debate the merits of wedding dance floors, and whether passed hors d’oeuvres are classy or chaotic. Finally, we share some Netflix live-streaming fails and tips for unforgettable family memories.



00:00 Intro

05:10 Why not having a ton of friends can be better for your health, according to study

14:52 Buy Or Sell

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240: Kum & Go Has Come & Gone

Are Gen Z workers really avoiding the office bathroom? And what’s going on in Atlantic City after dark? This week, we dive into some of the strangest trends, from "bathroom anxiety" at work to what goes down in casinos at 2 a.m. Plus, we've got a Grammy breakdown on Song of the Year contenders, another classic Matt’s Chip Review, and even some personalized diss tracks we wrote for each other. 00:00 Intro 04:08 1 in 3 Gen Z workers too scared to use office bathroom, study reveals 13:25 Matt's Food Review 15:13 Community Take It! 30:38 Outro and Advice MERCH: https://store.streamelements.com/funnybusinessen FOLLOW US Beacons: https://beacons.ai/funnybusinesspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/funnybusinesspod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/funnybusinesspod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/funnybusinesspod Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/funnybusinesspod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwA7LU4-jps613RuewhWWDg/featured Note: The opinions expressed in this show are the hosts' views and not necessarily those of any business or organization. The podcast hosts are solely responsible for the content of this show. FUNNY BUSINESS A podcast where Mike and Matt share internet stories or news that should be important to you. You’ll hear about strange news and personal experiences, and every once in a while, Mike will quiz Matt on some of the oddest things he can find. We’ll also dive into some of our original segments, like describing some of our strangest stories, debating if soccer is more boring than golf, and even talking about our feelings, as every man should. Funny Business is a podcast run by Mike and Matt, two friends who met at college and decided to start this project during the pandemic of 2020.

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239: Chips, Grammy Hits, and Atlantic City Misfits

We dive into a relationship conundrum: a woman questions if she’s being inconsiderate for encouraging her partner, who doesn’t have a driver’s license, to visit the DMV. Another person discovers the complications that arise when “fist bumps” and “f-bombs” don’t mix with Amazon delivery drivers. We’ll also explore a grandma’s reaction to her 18-year-old grandchild’s bus pass mishap, evaluate the ethics behind a boyfriend stealthily taking dumplings, and unravel the drama surrounding a fraternity costume contest scandal. Matt takes a stand against Daylight Savings Time, while Jason Kelce stirs up some controversy at Penn State with a questionable incident. Meanwhile, Mike nearly achieves a higher state of consciousness thanks to some extremely spicy Thai noodles, all while mourning the tragic end of his 10-year relationship with a flash drive—rest in peace. 00:00 Intro 02:05 Am I The A-Hole? 21:07 Say Whaaat? 32:12 Outro and Advice MERCH: https://store.streamelements.com/funnybusinessen FOLLOW US Beacons: https://beacons.ai/funnybusinesspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/funnybusinesspod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/funnybusinesspod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/funnybusinesspod Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/funnybusinesspod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwA7LU4-jps613RuewhWWDg/featured Note: The opinions expressed in this show are the hosts' views and not necessarily those of any business or organization. The podcast hosts are solely responsible for the content of this show. FUNNY BUSINESS A podcast where Mike and Matt share internet stories or news that should be important to you. You’ll hear about strange news and personal experiences, and every once in a while, Mike will quiz Matt on some of the oddest things he can find. We’ll also dive into some of our original segments, like describing some of our strangest stories, debating if soccer is more boring than golf, and even talking about our feelings, as every man should. Funny Business is a podcast run by Mike and Matt, two friends who met at college and decided to start this project during the pandemic of 2020.

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238: Should You Force Your Partner to Get a License?

In this fan-driven episode, we delve into some of your most intriguing (and occasionally hilarious) questions! We engage in a lively debate on the best Sabrina Carpenter song, attempt to determine who would emerge victorious in a contest on Dancing with the Stars, and even provide an update on the Yankees’ World Series. 00:00 Intro 02:43 What's The Sentence? 13:49 Community Take It! 35:09 Outro and Advice MERCH: https://store.streamelements.com/funnybusinessen FOLLOW US Beacons: https://beacons.ai/funnybusinesspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/funnybusinesspod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/funnybusinesspod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/funnybusinesspod Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/funnybusinesspod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwA7LU4-jps613RuewhWWDg/featured Note: The opinions expressed in this show are the hosts' views and not necessarily those of any business or organization. The podcast hosts are solely responsible for the content of this show. FUNNY BUSINESS A podcast where Mike and Matt share internet stories or news that should be important to you. You’ll hear about strange news and personal experiences, and every once in a while, Mike will quiz Matt on some of the oddest things he can find. We’ll also dive into some of our original segments, like describing some of our strangest stories, debating if soccer is more boring than golf, and even talking about our feelings, as every man should. Funny Business is a podcast run by Mike and Matt, two friends who met at college and decided to start this project during the pandemic of 2020.

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237: Podcasting With The Stars

New Zealand airports are introducing a limit on goodbye hugs! In this episode, we explore the world’s first cuddle cap, which restricts farewells to just three minutes. Mike shares his "step-tacular" weekend, during which he managed to walk 27,000 steps and lived to tell the tale. We also express our cautious optimism about the Yankees' chances in the World Series, despite... well, the Yankees. Finally, Matt embarks on a taste adventure by sampling some bizarre Pringle flavors.



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04:11 New Zealand airport imposes cuddle cap with 3-minute limit on goodbye hugs to avoid traffic jams

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236: Pringle Binge or Pringle Cringe?

Funny Business Podcast

Buckle up, because Elon Musk just revealed a $30,000 Tesla Cybercab and a Robovan—because why just commute when you can be chauffeured by robots? Meanwhile, Matt’s battling technology as his Firestick decides it’s officially "on strike." We also dive into Matt’s stress over the Yankees' playoff hopes—spoiler: his optimism is like their bullpen, shaky at best. And Mike? He’s become best friends with political survey callers (send help).

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03:38 Tesla's latest "We, Robot" event

18:44 Down In The Dumps

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Funny Business is a podcast where Mike and Matt share internet stories or news that should be important to you. You’ll hear about strange news and personal experiences, and every once in a while, Mike will quiz Matt on some of the oddest things he can find. We’ll also dive into some of our original segments, like describing some of our strangest stories, debating if soccer is more boring than golf, and even talking about our feelings, as every man should.

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Funny Business Entertainment brings professional digital entertainment while having fun. Funny Business has an established weekly podcast as well as social content on popular platforms. Funny Business is run by Mike and Matt, two friends who met at college who decided to start this project during the pandemic of 2020. Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/funnybusiness/support